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Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables, So calling my thoughts by myself

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Speaker 1: Addie Clark, good fun, Translucent by Jake Craig.

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Speaker 2: When you look.

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Speaker 3: At me, you are sorry.

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Speaker 1: It turned me from.

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Speaker 3: I see relatable party.

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Speaker 4: Relata.

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Speaker 1: The Latis Podcast is hosted by myself, Audie Clark a

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Speaker 1: k A Mummy and my partner in crime, Jake Craig

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Speaker 1: AK Daddy. I'll say it. I'll say it this time, mate,

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Speaker 1: don't you don't you worry? I like them when you

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Speaker 1: said but we're coming in with heat again. If you

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Speaker 1: haven't listened to the past two episodes, you've found doubt

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Speaker 1: that Jake and I have become artists. So if you

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Speaker 1: don't know that, go listen to the past two episodes.

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, yeah, it should have sensed it. Otherwise,

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Speaker 1: we've got this new found power we can sing. Give

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Speaker 1: us a vocal, sing something that was good.

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Speaker 3: Eh.

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Speaker 1: But this isn't going to make sense if you don't

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Speaker 1: listen to the last two episodes, because we are now

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Speaker 1: releasing both versions of our song. Fully, you guys get

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Speaker 1: to hear the full version of this episode. What's going

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Speaker 1: to happen is we're going to listen to both songs, right,

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Speaker 1: now and after you've done listening, you've got to go

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Speaker 1: on Spotify look up Relatables or it's the link in

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Speaker 1: the bio, and those songs are there to add to

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Speaker 1: the playlist. They're on an artist account. They're not on

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Speaker 1: the Relatables podcast Spotify account. Yeah, they're on an artist,

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Speaker 1: a Relatables artist account, and they're both going to be there.

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Speaker 1: Whichever one gets more streams is going to be doing

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Speaker 1: the forfeit that was given to us by a listener. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: whoever gets the least streams get the least stream was

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Speaker 1: a video on the fourth that's what you gotta do.

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Speaker 1: And we made the as account so you can add

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Speaker 1: to your playlist. Because it feels on the podcast, you

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Speaker 1: can't add it to the playliss and it's awkward. Yes,

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Speaker 1: so give him a reminder of what yours is about.

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Speaker 1: Mine is caughting my thoughts and it's about being trapped

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Speaker 1: in your mind, anxiety taking over, and it's how you

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Speaker 1: get out and you get on with day day by day,

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Speaker 1: day by day. And yeah, it's just my story essentially.

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Speaker 1: I think should we do it? And I think it's relatable. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's play them both. You get this is Jake's first

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Speaker 1: time hearing the whole song. He's only heard the teaser

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Speaker 1: as well, Like I heard what you guys have heard.

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Speaker 1: Unless you're on Patreon and you go listen to and

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Speaker 1: you go watch the fogs. We've logged the whole process.

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Speaker 1: It's on Patreons on the highest level. Yeah, look at

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Speaker 1: it so caughting my thoughts by myself, Oddie Clark thinking

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Speaker 1: all the time.

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Speaker 5: Last gem mom man E was from the past.

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Speaker 4: Begin to find being left behind, Caught in my thoughts,

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Speaker 4: I started fall, calling my.

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Speaker 3: Thoughts than good in time, searching lenses I.

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Speaker 6: Can't find, never believe in this mais of my mind,

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Speaker 6: car in my thoughts, lost in my mind.

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Speaker 7: I listened to my part, Listen to the feeling it

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Speaker 7: be lost in sight, lost in the.

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Speaker 8: Stillness, dancing in my mind, dancing until dawn, calling my

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Speaker 8: thoughts change over in time, searching for answers I can find,

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Speaker 8: never leave millings made.

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Speaker 3: Of my mind.

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Speaker 2: Call him my thoughts last in my mind. That turned

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Speaker 2: to the tree bur Winston comforting me.

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Speaker 5: Trust in no way, the sun shining on through, calling.

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Speaker 2: My thoughts, finding my way.

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Speaker 5: Through this place we call life a put trust in

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Speaker 5: time the only thing that he was all.

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Speaker 1: Regaining my mind O.

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Speaker 2: My son called him My thoughts.

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Speaker 6: Better made of fact, call him had thoughts than good.

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Speaker 3: In time search influences, I can find never believe in

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Speaker 3: this these my mind carding hard thoughts last my mother,

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Speaker 3: lasting man father.

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Speaker 5: It's anoss battle set to my mind. Looking for instance,

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Speaker 5: I may never find. Yet you deb.

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Speaker 6: Calling my thoughts.

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Speaker 2: Day by day I.

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Speaker 8: Found my way.

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Speaker 1: Man whoa we fully like? I need to point out

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Speaker 1: that we got it's like properly produced. Oh yeah, we

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Speaker 1: paid like money, like real money for this. This is

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Speaker 1: the most expensive segment, easily the most expensive segment on

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Speaker 1: this podcast. I wanted to. I wanted to add a

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Speaker 1: I talked at the end, Yeah, mate, that is that

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Speaker 1: was good. I got to say it is good, better

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Speaker 1: than you're expected. Well, yeah, like mine's better than I

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Speaker 1: expected it. But it's good. It's good. Okay, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: paying to hear your line is a quick recap again. Disclaimer, Cassie,

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Speaker 1: I love you. Comedy purposes only it's about losing your

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Speaker 1: best friend to a girl and just how feels all right?

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Speaker 1: So Translucent by Jake Craig, I'm excited.

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Speaker 9: Lost in memories of what we used to be. Everywhere

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Speaker 9: I turned, you're all lassie. You're laughter that knows haunting

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Speaker 9: me and night I tried to move on.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't feel right when you look at me?

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Speaker 10: Do you look right through me?

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Speaker 2: Are do we even sorry? It turns me Upop When

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Speaker 2: I see you with her?

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Speaker 6: I see you happy?

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Speaker 1: But did you have to go and stab me.

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Speaker 2: Through the horn? O? Paint on a smile, Pretend I'm okay.

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Speaker 9: Down inside, I'm crumbling away, words left unspoken, feelings left unset.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to get an emotion trapped in my own head.

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Speaker 1: When you look at me, I feel you look right

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Speaker 1: through me? Are you weaving?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: It tears me Apop. When I see you with her,

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Speaker 2: I see you happy, But did you have.

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Speaker 6: To go and stab me.

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Speaker 2: Through the hall? Come over the bridge? Back in my

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Speaker 2: dream we're dancing in the rain reality and no, I'm

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Speaker 2: trapping hope not fragments. But I know, deem Dan, this

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Speaker 1: I know you look right through me?

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Speaker 2: Are you even sorry? Tears my time when I see

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Speaker 1: I see you, but did you have to go? Stand

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Speaker 2: When you look at.

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Speaker 1: A man any of the listeners right there, I can't

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Speaker 1: want the smile off my face. Oh fucking hell. Well,

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Speaker 1: that was the funnest thing we've ever done. Easily the

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Speaker 1: best thing we've ever done. Oh can If everyone like that,

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Speaker 1: I think there's could be an album in the worst. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if we get some good listens, guys, we will make

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Speaker 1: a joint album. I think it would boke Well. Your

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Speaker 1: voice comes off really like soft and nice. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: It'd be good. We could do some do ads. We

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Speaker 1: But anyone listening right now, the one thing you have

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Speaker 1: thoughts and translation to your playlist. And I don't even

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Speaker 1: care if you don't like them, just play them on repeat,

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Speaker 1: find a repeat. Whoever gets more listens again, fourfets, music videos, everything.

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Speaker 1: We're going to be doing it all right, Yeah, quick

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Speaker 1: shout out Toby Wells once again. Let's give him what's

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Speaker 1: his Instagram handle music. I'll add a link in the

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Speaker 1: description to linking by everything Tob Worl's music is very talented.

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Speaker 1: Like you go in if you're on go watch the

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Speaker 1: Fogs on Patreon, you go in on mine. At least

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Speaker 1: I know. I go in and I just go radio

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Speaker 1: this is the chorus and then he gets like a

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Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, And it was unreally experiencing. I had

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Speaker 1: I'm going to crash later. I'm gonna be exhausted, happier

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Speaker 1: I've seen a trend going around on TikTok okay and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to do it with you, Addie. So I

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Speaker 1: would like to know if it was normal to name

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Speaker 1: this will be what my first child's name would be.

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Speaker 1: First name green, middle name Apple. I punished those things

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Speaker 1: good for greens. That is actually funny. Oh that's so good.

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Speaker 1: it doesn't help me, all right? If it was normal

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Speaker 1: if I had a choice, I hope I never walk

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Speaker 1: in and you're just there and I'm like this. But

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Speaker 1: if I could name my kid that, I'd have that

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Speaker 1: Josh or something. Okay, my next name, my next one,

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Speaker 1: naming my kids something I love Sonny side up fucking

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Speaker 1: bad name. Nickname Sonny. Yeah, the name Sonny is cute.

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Speaker 1: I actually like the name name. So he's so good.

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Speaker 1: If if it was normal, I can name my baby

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Speaker 1: after something I love. Fighting the stomach ache away. I

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Speaker 1: swear this is a moment the last bower movement one?

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Speaker 1: What's his first name? Farting? Your kid's gonna have bow issues?

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Speaker 1: He is? Okay, something I would call my kid? What

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Speaker 1: is it again? What would you name your kid if

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Speaker 1: not a bad name. Milkshake. Oh that sounds like a dog. Yeah, milkshake, milk.

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Speaker 11: Just you remind me of freshly dried sheets. Good night,

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Speaker 1: All right, guys. Up next is a confession session. These

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Speaker 1: a caller from over the seas, over the sea. This

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Speaker 1: Confession Sessions. Hello, Hello, welcome to Confession Sessions. How are

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Speaker 1: you going good? How are you? Thanks? I'm joined by

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Speaker 1: Jake am I right? Hello? Hello? Hi. First things first

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Speaker 1: is would you like to be anonymous for this confession? Oh?

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Speaker 10: No, you can use my name.

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Speaker 1: OK, introduce yourself to Jake. You're Alexis.

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Speaker 10: I'm Alexis from Minnesota, so far away.

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Speaker 1: I have a cousin named Alexis. How's it going really? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the chief from We're close close Minnesota. That is a

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Speaker 1: I already know a Jake, but I'm gonna I'm excited,

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Speaker 10: Guess for contact. This was my first date I ever

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Speaker 10: then I get we get into like his mom's minivan

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Speaker 10: So we go to this random like park any parks there,

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Speaker 10: And I'm like, oh my god, this kid just threw up.

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Speaker 10: But I said yeah, yeah, and all of my friends

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Why did you kiss him?

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Speaker 10: I don't know. I was like, I can't say no,

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Speaker 1: Are you still saying? Oh god? No?

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Speaker 10: He did not get a second day? But I just

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Speaker 1: The most embarrassing thing I think I've ever you know, No,

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Speaker 1: let's get here's what happened though. Let's give him the

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Speaker 10: That's what I'm thinking. He was like, I get nervous,

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Speaker 10: And I was like, a date in three.

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Speaker 1: Years, I can understand why you kissed him.

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Speaker 10: I don't either. I really don't know what I was saying.

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Speaker 10: Was understand because he was saying, you're so pretty.

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Speaker 10: That's my story. I was listening to the podcast on

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Speaker 1: Oh man, let's make it a rhythm. If you've ever

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, Alexis.

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Speaker 10: Of course, thanks for listening. That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: That's right. I know it's none of this. I enjoy

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Speaker 10: Awesome, Thank you so much, thank you so yes, by Nah.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. I'm thinking the relatable side of things. I'm thinking,

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Speaker 1: I've been drinking, like I'm not sure. No, this was

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Speaker 1: kiss her after? How long? After? Like half an hour?

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Speaker 1: Half an hour? How drunk am I? Poor guy?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: God? Before the date, he was probably thinking like this

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Speaker 1: is so good. How have I pulled this one off? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, he's like this, she's out of my leg. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: how long does it take for like the lining of

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Speaker 1: your mouse to I don't know replace? She asked, if

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Speaker 1: he want to jarm? Hopefully he took it. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: he took a gum. Yeah, and he would have had

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Speaker 1: If you vomit, there's no way. I'd be like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: let's go to my friend's house and be like date

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Speaker 1: so sorry laugh, date's over, you gotta go. I'm taking

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Speaker 1: your Oh you're going to bed to be fair. That

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Speaker 1: you didn't because you felt well, not because you felt bad,

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the same thing, So she asked, and she said, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't ask for a first kiss like you don't go.

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Speaker 1: Can I please kiss you? I think that it'd be

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Speaker 1: I think some guys would find it cute. It's good

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Speaker 1: to have. Can I kiss you right now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And then they'd be like, yeah you can. All right, everybody,

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Speaker 1: what I'm allergic to. I did a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a test, so yeah, in tomorrow's Patron episode. And then

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Speaker 1: we did cheating not cheating, yes, one hundred percent we did.

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Speaker 1: And then we did four dilemmas on there. That's what

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Speaker 1: you get, four fucking dilammas, and they're actually a little

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Speaker 1: bit juicy. They were to memory. And then also last

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Speaker 1: but or at least, we let everyone know what a

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Speaker 1: guy can do to stick out from the crowd, you know,

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Speaker 1: and they were actually great tips. What's going to make

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Speaker 1: you notice him? You know, it'll be good one if

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Speaker 1: you want to go our friend go listen. See you guys,

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Speaker 1: love you see Yeah Bye