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Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: This is number one hundred. It is just gone twenty

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Speaker 2: five to nine. We are doing a thanks to She

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Speaker 2: already express emotional scenes Friday afternoons a Friday, text me, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It was Friday and I was with my partner, PAULI

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Speaker 3: Big Paul, who is from Queensland. Now, you guys, we've

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Speaker 3: just been celebrating Milestone Monday, and we're to Milestone Friday.

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Speaker 4: The first person to text straight away anniversary wedding No, no, wedding, engagement, no.

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Speaker 1: No, no.

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Speaker 3: Now, you guys have been privy to Paul's inability to

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Speaker 3: drive in Melbourne CBB because he's a queens On. If

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Speaker 3: you don't grow up in Melbourne trams confusing, he turns confusing.

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Speaker 3: I sent Jason text saying, holy hell, Paul just did

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Speaker 3: his first hook turn and it was out of chaos.

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Speaker 2: To go back a couple of years ago, we had

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Speaker 2: a function in the city and Paul was coming to

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Speaker 2: pick on an high out and it's been a good

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Speaker 2: part of an hour.

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Speaker 1: Kept just driving around the circle because want to turn.

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Speaker 3: He didn't want to do a hook turn, so it

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Speaker 3: was like a spir or. He just kept turning left until.

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Speaker 4: He got to remember how flustered he was.

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Speaker 3: Mate, He was like, this city is cooked. And I thought,

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Speaker 3: you know what if you're not brought up in if

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Speaker 3: you don't learn how to drive and to do a

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Speaker 3: hook turn in the city.

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Speaker 1: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: And then the other day he dropped me to work,

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Speaker 3: he goes, you told me hook turns were only in

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Speaker 3: the city. They are in South Melbourne. Is there a

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Speaker 3: couple of randoms inline? But I've got the train lines

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Speaker 3: in South Ararow in Richmond, there's no hook turns quite.

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Speaker 1: I love a hooked.

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Speaker 4: It's just off on it.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, As a very supportive wife, as soon as we

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Speaker 3: got in and around this city, I started recording.

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Speaker 1: Did he mean to do the hook turn? Or did

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Speaker 1: he find himself.

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Speaker 3: Accidentally directing him where to go? And I knew he

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Speaker 3: was going to have to do one, and I said,

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Speaker 3: we turn right here. Now, just be prepared. We've got

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Speaker 3: to do a hook turn because yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 3: know what I'm doing. What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 1: Hooky, wookie?

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Speaker 3: So what do you do here?

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Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna watch these friggin' trams.

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Speaker 3: This is dangerous ship.

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Speaker 1: Killing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, are you ready? Look at Oh my god, look

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Speaker 3: how many trams there are, so you can see. Now

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Speaker 3: you don't turn until dislight turns red and that one

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Speaker 3: turns I can't go now, No, you now joined this

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Speaker 3: lane of traffic.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, I'm over here.

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Speaker 3: You're on this lane here. When that goes green, you

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Speaker 3: can go.

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna sit here and wait for the red.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow's something new every day.

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Speaker 3: Now that's your line. Oh my god. If you turn

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Speaker 3: right now and someone zooms up, so this one's gone red.

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Speaker 4: So that's bullshit, that's bullshit.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know the rules. How much? Why and fly

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Speaker 1: through on the orange?

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Speaker 3: No? Well it had just turned or and he hadn't

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Speaker 3: done the turn. To hurry up, let's go. I was like,

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Speaker 3: we should have put the old plates on as.

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Speaker 4: Soon as that suka turns. Hang on green and you're.

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Speaker 3: People go on the orange.

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Speaker 1: Got to be carefu you got to be careful.

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Speaker 3: He was not anyway, well done Paul in the car

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Speaker 3: for one, because it was like life or death?

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Speaker 1: Were you? Were you in the test because add a

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Speaker 1: bit of in the.

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Speaker 3: Tesla, we're in the test. And he actually said one,

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Speaker 3: but you should have bought the truck that go better

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Speaker 3: against the tram. I was like, no, we're not going

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Speaker 3: to crash.

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Speaker 1: Imagine on low battery.

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Speaker 4: I like at the end, how he's gone. He doesn't

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Speaker 4: know the rules? Does he doesn't know the rules? I know.

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Speaker 1: I like the penny drop moment when he realizes.

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Speaker 3: He just thought, you go to the left and then

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Speaker 3: if there's nothing coming, you can go right. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: that's just a normal right turn. But they're doing it

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Speaker 3: from the left lane. That's a bad idea.

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Speaker 2: The minute he realizes and I had that moment too,

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Speaker 2: it's the penny drop moment.

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Speaker 1: You're like, well, this makes sense. You just follow that line.

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Speaker 3: Well when you join now, I just said, you'd now

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Speaker 3: part of this lane of traffic.

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Speaker 1: He was like, question, I have a question about the hookturn.

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Speaker 2: Say, if I'm driving along, I want to turn right,

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Speaker 2: so you got to you know, you got to pull

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Speaker 2: over on the left. Is there a maximum amount of

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Speaker 2: cars that are allowed.

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Speaker 1: To bank up?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's why people get a bit two D two

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Speaker 3: D when the light goes orange. But you're not actually

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Speaker 3: supposed to go through the orange, because if a car

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Speaker 3: zooms through the.

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Speaker 1: Orange, most cars are what couple.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't get more.

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Speaker 4: But geez, that feelings exhilarating, isn't it. When you get

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Speaker 4: to do you turn the wheel to the right, it

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Speaker 4: feels magical.

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Speaker 3: Is if the front car and the hook turn doesn't

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Speaker 3: go and you're the third car, then the other lane

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Speaker 3: of traffic's coming down and then you're in the.

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Speaker 1: Let's focus on the positive toy.

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Speaker 3: Well, follow Brian.

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Speaker 1: I'm so proudly growing. I know now when we go

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Speaker 1: into the city and we're at a function that requires him, no.

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Speaker 3: We'll still get a over. I'm not getting in the

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Speaker 3: car with him again in the city.

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Speaker 4: Wake up, feel good.

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Speaker 3: Following them on the socials, yeah,