Speaker 1: Jason on one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, and happy ahead of a long
Speaker 2: weekend Friday.
Speaker 1: Yes, guys, and then next week quick week short. It
Speaker 1: just gets better King's birthday, thank you.
Speaker 2: Not great news for Nick the Wizard Watson. He is out?
Speaker 3: Yes, what's he got?
Speaker 1: I think he's got influenza, maybe some kind of illness.
Speaker 2: Poor bugger.
Speaker 3: He's not playing, getting the old flu and getting quite
Speaker 3: knocked around.
Speaker 1: But the season.
Speaker 2: I tipped the Hawks because I thought he was coming in.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes.
Speaker 1: What do you mean coming in? Was he out last week?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 2: No, he was going to come into the studio. Every
Speaker 2: time he comes in they win.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've done.
Speaker 3: I'm behind in the tipping camp. So we're are you controversial.
Speaker 1: To try and make it just to peg it back
Speaker 1: a bit? Where are you doing your tip?
Speaker 2: Wide?
Speaker 3: World of Sports for Channel nine?
Speaker 4: And the worst thing about that they make them public
Speaker 4: like they do with Jason, and it's just like you
Speaker 4: can't hurry. I'm beating Tony Jones by three second last,
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 2: I am eighteen his last.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm down the bottom as well after the highs
Speaker 4: of last year, I know, crashed back to earth.
Speaker 1: I hate for tipping be sure. It's really it's really
Speaker 1: annoying when people talk about oh no, they get all
Speaker 1: stressed to carry on. I haven't done my tips. I've
Speaker 1: done my tips on the number tips. Generally, you're on
Speaker 1: a Thursday.
Speaker 3: If you're not first, you might as well be last.
Speaker 1: Yes, although you don't want to be last.
Speaker 2: No, you don't want.
Speaker 3: To Usually last gets ten bucks, don't they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that gets to pay.
Speaker 1: A sports team.
Speaker 3: No, No, whoa whoa investigation.
Speaker 4: I'm talking about just the you know, the work tipping
Speaker 4: comp gotcha first, second, third and last?
Speaker 3: Don't know.
Speaker 2: I play for Pride, yes, Jason.
Speaker 3: We are.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be very proud at.
Speaker 2: This huge weekend foot especially after not having much in
Speaker 2: Melbourne last week, only one game. Yeah, so very much
Speaker 2: looking forward to you guys going to any.
Speaker 3: Games this weekend.
Speaker 1: Nope, not mate. Oh quiet girl, I am no. I
Speaker 1: was just saying to our producers before. I'm very excited
Speaker 1: about the long weekend. I've got like dinner parties and
Speaker 1: lunches at people's houses this weekend. Nice morn by the fire, meals,
Speaker 1: early to bed sounds fun. Yeah, I'm a late lunch girl.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say it escalate.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm having quiet weekend quite but
Speaker 1: socially busy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm going to the G on Monday. It'll be
Speaker 3: heaving projected to be there.
Speaker 1: I did say, I did see them posting they on
Speaker 1: eighty five at the G for Neil.
Speaker 2: We're rolling out the right squad or is that only
Speaker 2: for the soccer?
Speaker 1: You don't need the right squad from Melbourne Football Club.
Speaker 3: For Can you imagine?
Speaker 4: Can I just check that picnic basket just to see
Speaker 4: if there's any cheese in there?
Speaker 1: Different, different kind of fans.
Speaker 2: I know the D's haven't had a great run, but
Speaker 2: surely the well okay, all right, but the emotion gets
Speaker 2: involved in a big game like that where you just
Speaker 2: don't know which way it's going to go.
Speaker 1: Absolutely hay.
Speaker 2: Some sad news Jesse j diagnosed with breast cancer.
Speaker 1: Well she's got to have she's got to have a
Speaker 1: surgery later, I think she said later this month. I
Speaker 1: love Jesse she's so like she's such a good sport
Speaker 1: Jesse Jay as well. So she's put up a big video.
Speaker 1: I think it's been a couple of months of tests
Speaker 1: and working out exactly what's going on and what she
Speaker 1: couldn't couldn't do, and what she did and didn't have
Speaker 1: to have done. But the video is quite funny. That's
Speaker 1: her way of dealing with it.
Speaker 3: She says it's early. She's caught it early.
Speaker 2: I remember hosting a live gig for a couple of
Speaker 2: years back. She's stuck around, got photos with all the fans.
Speaker 1: She was just you don't hear people say a bad
Speaker 1: word about Jesse, You don jay. She's very well liked.
Speaker 2: She we placed some old school Jesse J Jesse J.
Speaker 2: That'll set the mood for the morning. What are you
Speaker 2: going to go with a mega mix? No, no, we'll
Speaker 2: escape Price.
Speaker 1: Tag stutter in the building's got to sleep it in,
Speaker 1: Jesse J.
Speaker 2: Price Tag. Good morning Melbourne, or welcome to your Thursday.
Speaker 2: This is nov your chance to see her live in London.
Speaker 2: That's right. We are going to be sending people overseas
Speaker 2: tomorrow to the summertime ball in the UK.
Speaker 1: Yes, right tomorrow, Melcha will call someone I.
Speaker 2: Believe so so it means you got to be listening
Speaker 2: to NOV today. We're going to get give you a
Speaker 2: chance to get on the standby list. Round nine this.
Speaker 1: Morning is also in the country. Have you seen all
Speaker 1: the videos of her in Sydney flying on some giant
Speaker 1: dog over the stadium.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what? Yeah, it looks like what do you mean,
Speaker 2: like the dog in the Never Ending Store?
Speaker 1: Exactly like that? Have you not seen it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I saw her feeding the lions to get over jet lag.
Speaker 3: Look the bike on the talking about it right now?
Speaker 1: She No, don't put the Today Show on. Keep listening
Speaker 1: to us. We'll explain it in f it's the giant
Speaker 1: dog thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, it is very it's Nicky Webster with wings
Speaker 2: a dragon.
Speaker 1: Is it a dragon?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it's more like a butterfly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a dragon.
Speaker 2: That's it. I think it's a butterfly.
Speaker 3: So is she doing the Kadie Megan mix onstage?
Speaker 2: I believe so. Yeah, she would have to. She hits Melbourne.
Speaker 1: She's here on Saturday night because I was friends coming
Speaker 1: over for dinner and last night there was much old
Speaker 1: Chateau about should we have an early dinner and go
Speaker 1: and see Katy Perry. It's so cold in Melbourne. I
Speaker 1: don't think I want to leave the house on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Was she playing?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Okay, didn't get play at the corner.
Speaker 1: She's in the corner. No, no, you not at the
Speaker 1: g there's far too many like mechanicals.
Speaker 2: Katie doesn't have like the bracelets like Taylor does, does she?
Speaker 1: No, No, that was just a tailor thing. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was a swifty thing.
Speaker 2: That was a swifty thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's got a thing though, maybe
Speaker 1: not sure, but I can find out for you.
Speaker 2: No, No, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Shows is she doing in Melbourne?
Speaker 3: When did she get a column for that?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 2: He loves her?
Speaker 1: She comes here and then she leaves and she comes back.
Speaker 2: That what she's got two stages set up?
Speaker 1: I think probably maybe it's sold out? And then she added.
Speaker 3: Extra Do you know what? Brody also loves producer raw chicken?
Speaker 2: Oh mate, I'm surprised.
Speaker 4: Just get the latest on his situation, because last night
Speaker 4: he decided to cook what did you decide to cook?
Speaker 3: Brody chicken for heaters? How were they on? You know?
Speaker 6: They were delicious? I had them on the barber could
Speaker 6: give a nice charcoal flavor, except the middle was raw?
Speaker 2: And when did you notice the middle was raw?
Speaker 6: After I finished my fourtheater?
Speaker 1: Look, I think you're fine because what you eat early?
Speaker 1: Because I know you go to bed early, So I reckon,
Speaker 1: you've had twelve it's been in your guts for twelve hours.
Speaker 1: If you're not sick, now you've you reckon, You've survived.
Speaker 6: My wife and I looked at each other and just
Speaker 6: wished each other the best of luck for the night
Speaker 6: and said, see in the end, yeah.
Speaker 1: I think you're okay.
Speaker 3: Do you know you inspired me? I saw?
Speaker 4: So I went to he shut the message into the group,
Speaker 4: saying I might not be there tomorrow because I've just
Speaker 4: eaten raw.
Speaker 2: Did you eat? How did you read that? And then
Speaker 2: that made you work.
Speaker 3: For I feel like chicken?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you use the older bustor for heat to meet
Speaker 1: the chicken too? Are you overooked?
Speaker 2: God? If you guys.
Speaker 1: Combined chicken anxiety?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 2: When anxiety.
Speaker 3: Check?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's growing up. Dad would cut, but
Speaker 1: then I'm like, well that one's cooked. I should cut
Speaker 1: them all And then you're serving up like mangled me.
Speaker 2: You the biggest piece.
Speaker 1: No, I get chicken anxiety, no doubt about it. That
Speaker 1: I've made it to RAW.
Speaker 2: I opted for takeaway last night.
Speaker 3: Would you go?
Speaker 2: I'm in a pasta. We're a little pizza pasta joint.
Speaker 2: Near our place. Look at escalated.
Speaker 3: You got Garlie bread?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I went over to pick up.
Speaker 1: My past here take away not done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's across the street. So I just walked across straightly.
Speaker 1: Across the street pretty much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tell me about tell me about it. And
Speaker 2: I'm in there and the guy's gone out the back
Speaker 2: to get the pastor and I'm watching the chef make
Speaker 2: the pizzas an old school dude, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you do it better than me. And he said, oh,
Speaker 2: have you got a pizza of it? And I said yep.
Speaker 2: And then one thing. That's another And now he's coming
Speaker 2: around to the house too.
Speaker 1: That is classic Jake.
Speaker 4: Sorry, she's coming out of the house to cook the
Speaker 4: pizzasuis coming round to the house to teach us how
Speaker 4: to do the flipping of the dough.
Speaker 2: And he's going to come around and put a little pizza
Speaker 2: party for us.
Speaker 1: But that's awesome, it is great.
Speaker 2: I won't even charge you.
Speaker 3: Is he going to bring his big stick that.
Speaker 1: Professional Thank you, Laurens. And then also if he can
Speaker 1: do that, he can just make you the fresh dough.
Speaker 1: You can pick it up and then do it yourself.
Speaker 2: It's exactly right.
Speaker 1: That's smart.
Speaker 2: I tried to make the die once forget about it.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be worried about that. I think that's great.
Speaker 3: Where do you should get your dough?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: I buy it from pizza stores.
Speaker 1: And stuff making it.
Speaker 2: Oh and you sit there and go Do I feel
Speaker 2: like pizza in forty eight hours?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So much. You're going to let it for mint?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, if you're doing it from the start, are.
Speaker 3: You getting it's got to prove proof, proof proof for men,
Speaker 3: proof grow.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Just get it from the pizza Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 2: There we go. But then if you're doing that, why
Speaker 2: just get the dough. I mean you're there, you might
Speaker 2: as well get him to cook it.
Speaker 1: No, because it's fine making and the kids love it.
Speaker 4: As the chef last night made it in forty minutes, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it wouldn't be as good though they were very She
Speaker 4: should have left it to episode two, Yeah, she should have.
Speaker 2: You know, well, good morning Melbourne. It is just go
Speaker 2: on twenty five to seven any luck.
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to find out what's happened. Jas wants
Speaker 1: to go for a massage and there's a place near
Speaker 1: him and he's got some concerns about it.
Speaker 3: Okay, what are the concerns?
Speaker 2: What sort of massage?
Speaker 4: Clearly, but what's like I don't know if it's above board, Okay, if.
Speaker 1: It says sensual massage, what's nice?
Speaker 3: You know, lovely, it's going to be a great mass.
Speaker 1: That means it's nice central.
Speaker 3: Is there anything flashing out the front?
Speaker 2: No, there isn't.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't seem to be there for a year,
Speaker 1: and there's no reviews.
Speaker 2: There's no reviews, doesn't seem too legit, and it's just
Speaker 2: got a mobile number in a girl's name.
Speaker 1: Girl's name, don't take the name is quite big, you know,
Speaker 1: you don't want it might be all about board, so
Speaker 1: it could be a remedial massage that would hurt you.
Speaker 2: I just don't you know, and.
Speaker 1: Then you'll be wishing you into the other one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just yeah.
Speaker 2: Normally that have a website and Google review.
Speaker 3: You know, there's nothing immediate about that.
Speaker 1: It's not I don't think it is.
Speaker 2: They did give away that's open generally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is one of the pictures I've found from
Speaker 1: the web.
Speaker 2: What's the photo? Oh, it's like a Torso shirtless Torso
Speaker 2: in moonlight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's other places you could go. You
Speaker 1: should just give it a go and let us know.
Speaker 2: To go and do a review.
Speaker 3: It'll make a good six forty two.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll be sitting here going it's sorry the well,
Speaker 2: I mean they would kind of.
Speaker 1: Log onto like some kind of Facebook situation that I'm
Speaker 1: scared I'm getting scammed.
Speaker 2: Okay, I will go and give a review.
Speaker 3: Good, good on you, on you.
Speaker 2: I've noticed the ones around the Nova studios here.
Speaker 1: What no, yeah, No, she's in a naughty devil's costumes.
Speaker 2: Give me maybe it was a fancy dress there.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was for Halloween.
Speaker 3: Oh, like the Tasmanian devil. No, she's dressed as a.
Speaker 1: Devil holistic wellness.
Speaker 2: Well that's that'll make me well.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah. Well there's three locations and it's got
Speaker 1: the people's names listed in some very cute cursive writing.
Speaker 3: Ah, what do you think.
Speaker 2: The fonts the giveaway that it's a naughty place.
Speaker 3: Times New Roman's not Times.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's when you know it's above board. So
Speaker 2: I'm not reporting that.
Speaker 1: I go definitely long weekend long massages. Oh it's a special.
Speaker 2: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clint's here
Speaker 2: as well. We're doing to thank so mates. It's shell
Speaker 2: ready express six.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're talking massages.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we moved on from that.
Speaker 3: We moved on.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to pook the massage now though.
Speaker 3: There we're there, you're going to be there.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going.
Speaker 2: God, that'll be awkard if I out for eleven o'clock
Speaker 2: and you're leaving from the ten o'clock.
Speaker 3: In a silk dressing gown.
Speaker 2: You look relaxed.
Speaker 3: For remedial.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll be the messus look on your face then.
Speaker 2: You know, to waste money for either of us.
Speaker 1: Know, it'd be more like the one on the HbA
Speaker 1: where she banging the fish on your back. Remember that?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you're just terrifying at the moment. That's right.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be here with I don't want
Speaker 2: to be here with the fish. Can I move on
Speaker 2: to this essential?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No? No, atually with the fish was a good option.
Speaker 2: I'd rather the fish. A mum has gone viral and
Speaker 2: I was mum. Her daughter has posted a video on
Speaker 2: Instagram Mum in full flight the car taker. Listen did
Speaker 2: it go on?
Speaker 1: Me? I took it on my camera.
Speaker 2: I don't know how did you upload it to?
Speaker 1: You stret student to my story.
Speaker 2: Everyone sending you naked?
Speaker 1: No, oh my gosh, So what's happened? Mom's taking a
Speaker 1: photo in private and accidentally put it on her Instagram? Yeah, mom, mom?
Speaker 3: What boobies? What is it?
Speaker 1: Boobies? He's six?
Speaker 3: What is it? I'm just trying to do boobies?
Speaker 2: Whitting with the fish?
Speaker 3: What is it? What she flashing?
Speaker 4: Brodie, he's watched the video a full body body naked?
Speaker 1: Was she taking it in the mirror like on selfie mode?
Speaker 3: In the mirror?
Speaker 1: On your mom?
Speaker 2: Boobies?
Speaker 1: Do we know who she intended to send to?
Speaker 6: Didn't say?
Speaker 1: I believe dad, Oh that's good and the kids. I
Speaker 1: would actually die. I would send me to an early
Speaker 1: grave if my mother did that. Can you imagine if
Speaker 1: your if no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no no no, you might want to ring your mum.
Speaker 1: I'm just on the ground and I've said I wonder
Speaker 1: how she found out?
Speaker 3: Do you know what? She's good at? Filters? Though she'd
Speaker 3: put a nice filter on good her.
Speaker 1: Remember when Daryl Braithwaite posted a naked selfie sitting on
Speaker 1: the toilet and our executive producer had his phone number
Speaker 1: at the time, and she called him and said, Darryl,
Speaker 1: you need done something terrible. You've done yourself a mischief,
Speaker 1: does la And he took it down.
Speaker 2: The poor guy. Yeah you saw the shot, just him
Speaker 2: straight up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, at least it was up not down. What
Speaker 1: the photo? The selfie just sitting on the toilet and
Speaker 1: it was like up he had his shirt off. It
Speaker 1: was like up his chin, neck up the photo.
Speaker 2: This morning's topic forty six forty thirteen, twenty four ten?
Speaker 2: Has someone seen you naked? Who shouldn't have happened?
Speaker 1: Systis?
Speaker 2: Does happen the best? Thirteen fourteen?
Speaker 1: Awful when you're the one that sees someone naked and
Speaker 1: you don't mean to, like it's bad for the person
Speaker 1: who is seat naked, but when you see you also
Speaker 1: can't unsee it.
Speaker 2: No, no, and you want to make them feel comfortable.
Speaker 2: I didn't really see anything, or remember I saw my
Speaker 2: auntie and uncle on a videotape.
Speaker 1: Remember when when your mother in law walked?
Speaker 2: Twenty four ten is our number to join us on
Speaker 2: the air. Have you seen it? Shouldn't where we're talking about?
Speaker 2: Who have you accidentally seen naked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like when your mother in law walked in on you.
Speaker 2: They have seen you. Listen, I'm going to put your
Speaker 2: mic back up. But it doesn't matter about the past.
Speaker 2: And there's things that we say to each other.
Speaker 3: She does do it that.
Speaker 2: Listen. No, I will put your microphone.
Speaker 1: No, no, we've had conversations.
Speaker 2: I will put your microphones back up, but we've also
Speaker 2: had conversations.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Brady, your mother listen. No, I'm not I'm trying
Speaker 3: to come to your defense, come to my defense.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to say that it's very unfair what she
Speaker 4: does when she talks about your mother in law.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: You know we've discussed this. You're not allowed to tell
Speaker 1: on my phone. Call the boss, Call the boss.
Speaker 2: I've asked you, let's avoid that part of my life.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: Did you tell us?
Speaker 2: Because you tell me things that we don't talk about.
Speaker 1: On the radio, but we always when Wendy Bus.
Speaker 2: Listen to that evil little laugh.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'll move on.
Speaker 2: Yea yeah, yeah, where mate, Brody secret microphone?
Speaker 3: How was he getting fantastic?
Speaker 2: He stay out of the news studio.
Speaker 3: He's staying there as long as you.
Speaker 1: Like Brody anyway, I think we all know what happened
Speaker 1: when Wendy walked in on.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm off this can we ship?
Speaker 3: We shouldut it on?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Caroline inquired North, good morning. What do you think Jace
Speaker 1: was doing when Wendy shout up?
Speaker 2: Caroline? Enough out of you think?
Speaker 1: Caroline? Did you see someone naked? Hopefully it wasn't jas.
Speaker 8: No, it wasn't Jase. That's something I do regrets.
Speaker 9: It was Kevin Bartlett Richmond.
Speaker 3: When we're after the games there.
Speaker 10: My girlfriend used to sneak into the clubrooms.
Speaker 9: With couple of coats over their heads so we could
Speaker 9: see the players, and he walked out as a showers.
Speaker 1: Back was that when he was playing?
Speaker 3: Or Coke?
Speaker 9: Did he coach when he was playing?
Speaker 1: So he was in his prime?
Speaker 2: That must happen a bit.
Speaker 1: Well, they don't care though foot he plays and.
Speaker 2: Brian have copped a knife.
Speaker 1: For now they're sort of nude behind closed doors because
Speaker 1: he is there a nude room now in the locker rooms,
Speaker 1: people can't go into those. That's right private, gotcha. And
Speaker 1: then there's like where you see roaming Brian. They're not
Speaker 1: naked in there.
Speaker 2: Brian's not going in there.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, Bryan's not roaming into the showers.
Speaker 2: Nicholas, I'm thirteen, twenty fourteen. Who'd you see naked?
Speaker 8: I saw my grandmother on the day of my sister's wedding.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, say Nan News.
Speaker 8: She was in the lounge room and decided to get
Speaker 8: changed and slash everybody, including my uncle, being her son,
Speaker 8: my cousin, and her young son.
Speaker 3: Okay, was she stealing?
Speaker 1: Nan?
Speaker 3: Stealing?
Speaker 8: Good Nick, Let's just say she was hanging about three
Speaker 8: centimeters off the ground.
Speaker 1: On Nan, good on your Nan, get.
Speaker 3: It out, get them out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally. Nan doesn't care anymore. NaN's living her best life.
Speaker 2: It's very very visual. Twenty four is our number.
Speaker 1: Who have you realized?
Speaker 3: It is? It is?
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: Let's get to Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 8: Pamela, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, Pamela.
Speaker 10: My family and I were staying with my sister. We
Speaker 10: were up there for one of my niece's graduations, and
Speaker 10: we're all sort of trying to get showered and organized,
Speaker 10: and my brother in law was having a bit of
Speaker 10: sleeping because he had work the night before, and I thought,
Speaker 10: I'll just stuck into there on sweet and we'll quickly
Speaker 10: have a shower and he woke up. I thought it
Speaker 10: was my sister and decided to join me.
Speaker 1: He got a bigger fright. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 9: Mean I didn't see it first.
Speaker 10: I was washing my hair, then I turned around.
Speaker 7: Sleeping.
Speaker 10: It's now just the running joke that I know why
Speaker 10: she married him.
Speaker 4: I didn't have much fun yesterday. But yeah, I was
Speaker 4: driving home from work. There's a lot of there's a
Speaker 4: lot of traffic in my street and a lot of
Speaker 4: sort of road works. There's a there's a new house
Speaker 4: going up a couple of doors up from me. So
Speaker 4: there's a lot of sort of heavy machinery.
Speaker 1: Construction all the rest of it.
Speaker 2: So annoying living on the Yeah, like so much.
Speaker 1: So there's well you do feel for those people that
Speaker 1: live in and around, like the block construction.
Speaker 4: There's like even a stop go lady, just a couple
Speaker 4: of doors up from us, maintaining order in the streets.
Speaker 1: It's a busy straight What are you suggesting.
Speaker 2: I didn't say that, was just saying she very good.
Speaker 4: At She's a lovely lady with a lot of authority.
Speaker 1: So does that give you a big traffic jam because
Speaker 1: your streets.
Speaker 3: A bit of a snarl. Yeah, a bit of a snail.
Speaker 2: Can you hope for the stop side?
Speaker 1: Yes, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Yes, because in this case she's my witness.
Speaker 1: Oh I was.
Speaker 4: I was driving into my house, not into my house,
Speaker 4: into my driveway, sorry, and all of a sudden boom, like,
Speaker 4: what on earth is that?
Speaker 3: And where has that come from?
Speaker 1: Do you think you'd hit something?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well I knew i'd hit something, but I didn't
Speaker 3: know what it was.
Speaker 1: That's so annoying.
Speaker 4: Sports car what do you call it? A quarter life grass?
Speaker 4: So basically what had happened. I was safely in my
Speaker 4: driveway and the but.
Speaker 1: You were in the driveway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, driving into the driveway, I was sort of
Speaker 4: crossing the footpath, yeah, on the on the footpath bit,
Speaker 4: going into the driveway. When a truck reversing reversed straight
Speaker 4: into the rear passenger door.
Speaker 2: He's done it with force because it's actually cut through
Speaker 2: the metal door.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he's trucking, big truck, big truck. That
Speaker 4: truck he jumped straight out.
Speaker 2: Air bag situation, well.
Speaker 1: Because the airbeach don't always go off because they can
Speaker 1: cause more heart's only go off depending on the way
Speaker 1: you the accident happens.
Speaker 2: Watch YouTube videos of them going off.
Speaker 4: First thing, he says, sorry, great, good respects. I mean,
Speaker 4: that's good on him. And then he said he goes,
Speaker 4: I just couldn't see you because your car's so small.
Speaker 3: A blow to the ground.
Speaker 1: Of the sports card. Did you do.
Speaker 2: So he's chuck to dig in.
Speaker 3: He's chuck to dig in?
Speaker 1: Now true or false? Did you go all news reporter
Speaker 1: and try and get statements?
Speaker 3: Yes? True? True?
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 4: Well, there's always you know, there's always so many rubbin rubbineckers.
Speaker 1: Pedestrians, other people notice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then in this case, all the builders on
Speaker 4: the house, a couple of doors.
Speaker 3: But everyone wanted to give me a statement. Everyone wanted
Speaker 3: to everyone wanted to help.
Speaker 1: Little old Clinton loves company, doesn't you know what.
Speaker 2: My dad always taught us growing up, so three older sisters,
Speaker 2: and he always taught us. When we got our license,
Speaker 2: he goes, even if you're in the role, never get
Speaker 2: out and say sorry because it admits fault.
Speaker 1: Dad, Come on, if you hit someone else, That's what
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 3: Just don't say sorry. You say sorry, you've admitted you.
Speaker 1: Make it off on a technicality.
Speaker 3: Otherwise, oh no, admitted FID at the moment as well
Speaker 3: my phone.
Speaker 1: Oh you've got a recording statement? Did he know you
Speaker 1: were recording him? So what did you do? Sneaky pull
Speaker 1: at you was getting photos your voice notes and you
Speaker 1: put your attend you were taking photos with you had
Speaker 1: it on voice not on the.
Speaker 2: Phone near the guy's mouth. Just run me through what
Speaker 2: happened again?
Speaker 1: So what did you that.
Speaker 2: You have a channel nine micro sop and the end
Speaker 2: of the phone.
Speaker 1: Or did you have one of those little handheld jim
Speaker 1: I just holding this from microphone.
Speaker 3: So that's going to smash a pairs next week.
Speaker 1: Now, this is where you need to.
Speaker 3: Read choose.
Speaker 1: No, you're going to do that as mystery cut.
Speaker 3: I think it's I think you had a choice between
Speaker 3: a day jazz or something you're.
Speaker 2: Not going to fit in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope you get a van. You know, have
Speaker 1: you ever done the mystery cut? No, it's like cheapy.
Speaker 1: You don't know what you're gonna get. You always get
Speaker 1: a commodore. Always.
Speaker 2: Really they just give you like, don't say that, because
Speaker 2: I'll do the mystery.
Speaker 1: It's always a camera one of those types.
Speaker 2: We rocked up once at the airport and they were like, oh,
Speaker 2: you've booked a Camri. You know what you're in luck,
Speaker 2: we're going to upgrade you. And I'm like, here we go,
Speaker 2: and they go, you're getting a carnival fun.
Speaker 1: I love driving a Varan piling kids, let's go.
Speaker 3: I's love it is the one with the automatic doors.
Speaker 2: It's like you're driving a bus.
Speaker 1: They're awesome.
Speaker 2: You can even take the middle seat out so people
Speaker 2: can walk down the aisle, remember.
Speaker 1: The people moving. When I lived in Byron and Paul
Speaker 1: loved it. We would pilot up with pepes and off
Speaker 1: we'd go.
Speaker 2: Do you do a little sign up front like a bus?
Speaker 1: Basically it was great. I loved it. I hope you
Speaker 1: get a kick Carnival.
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 3: I'd rather than jazz.
Speaker 2: Ton Tony here on number one hundred. Good Morning, You're
Speaker 2: on the air with Lauren Clinty as well.
Speaker 1: Now, the other day I was out on Chapel Street
Speaker 1: with some girlfriends going out for dinner, and as we left,
Speaker 1: I saw something that got my attention. And it was
Speaker 1: a vendor for the Big Issue. And I've always loved
Speaker 1: buying the Big Issue. And if you don't know exactly
Speaker 1: what the Big Issue is, we'll go into it in
Speaker 1: a minute. But if most of my girlfriends that I
Speaker 1: was with said, what is the Big Issue? How does
Speaker 1: it work? And I was trying to explain to them
Speaker 1: it's this amazing magazine. It's been around for a really
Speaker 1: long time, but the way it works and operates, I
Speaker 1: think is just such an important pillar of our community.
Speaker 1: So I really wanted to get the guys in here
Speaker 1: this morning to explain to Melbourne just how important The
Speaker 1: Big Issue is to our society and to our community.
Speaker 1: So this morning we are joined by Big Issue vendor Chris.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Chris, Chris, and the Big Issue editor Amy Morning. Amy. Bye. Firstly,
Speaker 1: thank you for coming in, well, thanks for having us.
Speaker 2: And Chris is wearing his vest. He's going to try
Speaker 2: and flow this in magazine. That's right.
Speaker 1: You might have seen these men and women around because
Speaker 1: you wear this very bright high these vest. You're hard
Speaker 1: to miss in that. Chris, exactly how long have you
Speaker 1: been selling the Big Issue?
Speaker 11: I have been selling The Big Issue since twenty eighteen,
Speaker 11: and I've got involved because of my father.
Speaker 1: And Amy. How long have you been the editor?
Speaker 12: I've been the editor almost nine years.
Speaker 1: For people don't understand the concept behind the Big Issue.
Speaker 1: Can you explain it? To us please.
Speaker 12: The Big Issue is a nonprofit social enterprise, so vendors
Speaker 12: buy the mag for four fifty, they sell it for
Speaker 12: nine dollars, so the vendors earn four dollars fifty for
Speaker 12: every magazine Soul. That's the social enterprise part.
Speaker 2: Of it, So that's the actual person we're buying it
Speaker 2: off is getting.
Speaker 1: The money directly.
Speaker 12: But every time you buy a Big Issue, it's really
Speaker 12: supporting the person who is but you're buying right from
Speaker 12: We turned twenty nine this year this month.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 12: We started in Melbourne back in ninety ninety.
Speaker 1: It feels like a very Melbourne thing. Actually didn't realize
Speaker 1: it was all around the country. Yeah it is.
Speaker 12: We picked up the idea from the UK, so there
Speaker 12: are something like ninety street papers like ours all around
Speaker 12: the world now. But yeah, it's one of those things
Speaker 12: that started in Melbourne. It's now all around the country
Speaker 12: and we have had about seven and eight thousand people
Speaker 12: get jobs through the Big Issue.
Speaker 2: I just love knowing that when I buy the magazine,
Speaker 2: I'm talking to the person who's actually going to benefit from.
Speaker 1: It, and that's what's so great about it. I remember
Speaker 1: when I was at school, we'd go into the city,
Speaker 1: and I'd always seen see the same guy that I
Speaker 1: will buy the Big Issue from it even when you
Speaker 1: can tap now because it used to be a lot
Speaker 1: more cash base. You can tap and you get a
Speaker 1: little notification on your phone of who your vendors who
Speaker 1: sold it as well, because the vendors are pretty special.
Speaker 1: Vendors for the Big Issue come from a wide range
Speaker 1: of experiences including homelessness, mental illness and long term unemployment,
Speaker 1: intellectual and physical disability, drug and alcohol dependency, or family breakdown.
Speaker 3: Chris, how does this help you.
Speaker 11: Well as a vendor? It helps me financially, but it
Speaker 11: also helps me I interact with the community, and working
Speaker 11: for the Big Issue brings me back on to the
Speaker 11: main page, whether that be three selling but also free selling.
Speaker 11: I've got opportunities which inside the Big Issue is. I'm
Speaker 11: now in their education enterprise called the Big Issue classrooms,
Speaker 11: and with that I go in. I tell my lived
Speaker 11: experience of having a disability as I'm vision impaired and
Speaker 11: also be and also being homeless at a time. I
Speaker 11: was homeless when I was seventeen, and I'm able to
Speaker 11: share that experience with school groups and I can relate
Speaker 11: to them because of the age I became homeless.
Speaker 1: So you were vision impaired and homeless at seventeen. Yes, wow,
Speaker 1: And when did you start selling The Big Issue?
Speaker 11: I started selling The Big Issue when I was eighteen
Speaker 11: in Canberra. At the time, I was living with my
Speaker 11: now wife up there, and I got involved because my father,
Speaker 11: who's the current Big Issue vendor down here in Melbourne,
Speaker 11: who sells in Burke Street.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's got prime.
Speaker 2: Posing to ask, does everyone get their spot and you
Speaker 2: don't change?
Speaker 11: Well, we so we ring up to get our spots.
Speaker 11: So we book a day before and we say we
Speaker 11: want to work here if it's available. So I work
Speaker 11: at Southern Cross station on the Burk Street Bridge and
Speaker 11: I'm up there from seven to nine generally, and you know,
Speaker 11: I ring up and get that spot every day. And
Speaker 11: because I've been working there for a while now, every
Speaker 11: couple of days I know they know I'm going to
Speaker 11: be there, so they pre book me.
Speaker 3: So what sort of response do you get, Chris, And
Speaker 3: how heartwarming is is that response?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 11: I get really good responses from people, and that's that's
Speaker 11: the positive thing we get at it. It's not just
Speaker 11: about selling a magazine. We're being interacted in the community,
Speaker 11: and the community sees us out there. For myself, I
Speaker 11: have people that come up to me every day and
Speaker 11: talk that it may not buy a bag, but they're
Speaker 11: coming out there to talk to me and interact and
Speaker 11: they see me out there. And I get supporters from
Speaker 11: people like my local coffee shop down at Southern Cross
Speaker 11: because they see me out there working. I'm not just
Speaker 11: sitting at home doing that, no, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Amy When it comes to the magazine, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of magazines these days that aren't around because a lot
Speaker 2: of them were just your trashy, celebrity gossip bags. What's
Speaker 2: the sort of stuff you get in the Big Issue.
Speaker 12: Well, we tell stories that are sort of arts and culture.
Speaker 12: The next one is about Jaws turning fifty. The current
Speaker 12: edition has a story about homelessness and housing. The most
Speaker 12: important thing is that we also tell the stories of
Speaker 12: the people who sell the Big Issue, and so it's
Speaker 12: really important for us to make sure that we platform
Speaker 12: voices that are not necessarily heard in mainstream media. So
Speaker 12: we have a story about a vendor in every edition.
Speaker 12: A vendor's write for us as well. We have poems
Speaker 12: and stories and artwork from vendors in every edition as well.
Speaker 1: Hey Chris, what's a good day at the office for
Speaker 1: the big issue for you? How many are you selling?
Speaker 11: I average around I average around twenty magazines a day, okay,
Speaker 11: but that's in average. I could one day, I could
Speaker 11: sell thirty.
Speaker 1: One day I could sell one.
Speaker 11: Every day is different, and that's the beauty of it.
Speaker 11: It's not just that, you know, and we're running our
Speaker 11: own small business, mind you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11: So it's not like we're adherent to you know, a
Speaker 11: Pacific hours and that's for me. I like the routine
Speaker 11: of being up going to work. I travel two hours
Speaker 11: go to work every day. So I travel in from
Speaker 11: the Gips and from Latroe Valley, I travel to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Takes me two hours.
Speaker 11: I work for two hours and then I go home
Speaker 11: if I don't have a classroom to go to. And
Speaker 11: you know, that's I'm committed to that because that's my work,
Speaker 11: that's mine nine to five.
Speaker 2: You must feel a lot of independence out of it
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 11: I feel not just independence, but pride about what I
Speaker 11: do and sharing my story, sharing other vendors stories as well.
Speaker 3: Through selling the main Chris, where would you be without
Speaker 3: the Big Issue.
Speaker 11: Well, I don't know, like I was lost when I
Speaker 11: started working for the Big Issue, and I would say
Speaker 11: I found my place. I found the thing that's called
Speaker 11: to me.
Speaker 1: That's so cool, great to hear, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Where's the sweet spot in Melbourne? Where's the spot?
Speaker 1: The guy on Chapel Street the other night was doing
Speaker 1: very well, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: What's the primo location?
Speaker 11: I will say Burke Street Mall. We have a lot
Speaker 11: of vendors that's all around there. Teresa is one, my
Speaker 11: father David, he's one out there.
Speaker 2: There's a lot more.
Speaker 11: I can't think if there's a lot of vendors that's
Speaker 11: all around there anyway, But.
Speaker 3: This is the beauty of it. You get to know
Speaker 3: your vendor as well.
Speaker 4: On glen Ferry Road, there's a bloke who sits there
Speaker 4: with his blue heeler is it, Yeah, just outside the
Speaker 4: Westpac Bank, and you know, go up and get to
Speaker 4: Patty's dog, sagurday to him, see how he's going. It's
Speaker 4: like a check in and then he checks in on
Speaker 4: me as well. It's there's a beautiful story and relationship
Speaker 4: that the company has the sale.
Speaker 1: Of this and I can't recommend it enough if you
Speaker 1: do see a Big Issue vendor out and say hello,
Speaker 1: the magazine is a great read as well. I always
Speaker 1: get it whenever I say it, which is why we
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about it today.
Speaker 2: Your kids about it too.
Speaker 1: They're nine dollars and the vendor personally gets fifty percent
Speaker 1: of that, so you get four dollars fifty per magazine.
Speaker 1: But you'll meet some really great people with some amazing
Speaker 1: stories to share as well. I mean, you must be
Speaker 1: so proud of all of these vendors who work for
Speaker 1: the Big Issue.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I really I have a long relationship with a
Speaker 12: lot of our vendors. We have vendors who have worked
Speaker 12: for the Big Issue for almost twenty nine years and
Speaker 12: some that come for a couple of months and use
Speaker 12: it as a stepping stone to go on to other
Speaker 12: things too. But as you said about the community around
Speaker 12: the Big Issue vendors, that's the big key thing. If
Speaker 12: you're a vendor that's selling at Preston Markets every weekend,
Speaker 12: you really build up that community around you and there's
Speaker 12: some really amazing stories that come out of that.
Speaker 2: Well, get out and support your local Big Issue vendors.
Speaker 2: Chris and Amy, thanks so much for coming in guys,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: It's like a stunning morning out there this morning. Gold
Speaker 1: but stunned.
Speaker 2: Double win. Because it's a short week next week.
Speaker 1: I know, and you've got a wedding today.
Speaker 2: Do over wedding the swim teacher.
Speaker 1: You should stay dry perfect. I'm for a swim teacher.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to go your the swim cliches,
Speaker 2: he said, some puns we were, Oh, so don't do swimming.
Speaker 1: Also a swimming teacher.
Speaker 2: Should I come out and the rash ship should.
Speaker 1: She still is she is a bride? Still swimming teacher?
Speaker 2: No, not anymore?
Speaker 1: But they meet when as a swim teacher. No you
Speaker 1: swim teacher? No no, then I don't think the swimming.
Speaker 3: You can get a rashie which has a tuxedo on it. Brilliant.
Speaker 2: But I thought, like, shouldn't I say how I know
Speaker 2: the bride from him seeing the wedding She used to
Speaker 2: pay I used to pay her to teach teacher. Yeah
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, I'll definitely finish that sentence. Yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: otherwise be bloody awkward.
Speaker 1: But are you friends now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, we are. I know her family and everything.
Speaker 2: Her dad is crap and his Dack's about doing a speech.
Speaker 1: I know the father's al He's like, did you say,
Speaker 1: don't worry, I'm a professional. I'll help you if you need.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I rang him and said, I've allocated twenty minutes. Is
Speaker 2: that enough? That really set him in a spiral?
Speaker 1: Twenty minutes? Oh he's just keeping it shut. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: do speak for twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: He's worried he might cry, and I'm like, cry, you
Speaker 2: can do the worst speech in the world. If you cry,
Speaker 2: people are like, what a guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't fake it?
Speaker 2: No, not fake it, But I mean.
Speaker 1: Don't turn on the water works for no reason?
Speaker 3: Are you going to cry?
Speaker 2: I reckon?
Speaker 1: I'm okay, can you turn on fake water works?
Speaker 2: Yeah? But I have to think of really sad stuff.
Speaker 2: Can you cry?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've tried to cry for no reason.
Speaker 2: Okayry, No, I'm so tired.
Speaker 1: I could cry now anyway, don't send me up. Can
Speaker 1: you cry for no reason? I don't think you could
Speaker 1: look at that. You've got a frown in your eyes
Speaker 1: but a smile on your face.
Speaker 2: It's hard to tell if you've been to the dentist
Speaker 2: for a little jab in the forehead.
Speaker 1: No, you can tell you he hasn't looked say the frown line.
Speaker 2: That's why he's upset.
Speaker 1: The crow's feed of crows feeding.
Speaker 2: All this dust is coming out of your eyes.
Speaker 1: I cry when I'm happy. I cry when I'm sad.
Speaker 1: I cry when I'm overwhelmed. I have a cryer. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I will cry on cue. I
Speaker 1: don't think I could.
Speaker 2: Fake movie set me off.
Speaker 1: I have no movies on a plane. They say you're
Speaker 1: more emotional on a plane. I told your five attendant
Speaker 1: once came up to me and took my headphones off
Speaker 1: and said, are you okay? Because I was fully sobbing
Speaker 1: and audibly howy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Movies?
Speaker 3: Get what were you watching? Father of the Bride?
Speaker 1: Probably something like that, some sort of animated maybe Milana.
Speaker 2: All right, coming up, your chances are win five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: But before we get to that, Luzzi.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a crazy Cray cray X current
Speaker 1: crazy partner in life?
Speaker 2: Are we talking Craig Craze? Love it?
Speaker 1: People did cray cray short term? Some people love it.
Speaker 2: We'll go there after Benson boone morning, everyone, this is
Speaker 2: an over let's talk.
Speaker 1: Well, there's been a survey where the results have just
Speaker 1: been released. It interviewed one thousand people across Australia. Now
Speaker 1: this is young, younger people in their sort of early twenties, right,
Speaker 1: and one of the alarming things was that a third
Speaker 1: of young people believe they have a right to know
Speaker 1: where their partner is most of the time, which opens
Speaker 1: the conversations about having your location services on or off
Speaker 1: in a relationship that Clint, I have your location services on.
Speaker 3: You still got the mine, I think.
Speaker 2: So turn it off.
Speaker 1: I forget until I go to send you a text
Speaker 1: and then it tells me where you are and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: there is nice. But sometimes you turn it off.
Speaker 3: Yeah I do, Yeah, where are you?
Speaker 1: Clint? I have a right to know.
Speaker 2: It's more red flag if you turned wrong.
Speaker 4: But actually no, I don't actually turn it off myself.
Speaker 4: There's some sort of because it's a Channel nine phone,
Speaker 4: there's some sort of issue with the phone, and it
Speaker 4: turns itself off.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it doesn't sound no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Seriously, some sort of privacy thing.
Speaker 1: Oh drink it now, yeah.
Speaker 3: That no, it does obviously one of the bosses anyway,
Speaker 3: nowhere dicey.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, I said to my wife. I'm either in
Speaker 2: the McKinnon Hotel, my mate Nathan's house, or I'm out
Speaker 2: the back of the manchip.
Speaker 1: You know what though, So Paul and I don't have
Speaker 1: our location services on, but I could not care less
Speaker 1: if my I'm more on. I wouldn't care if you
Speaker 1: guys knew whe I was at all times. I wouldn't care.
Speaker 2: If it's more just like if you're in a relationship
Speaker 2: and it's like, hey, we need to track each other
Speaker 2: to me, I said, we got bigger issues.
Speaker 1: No, But I don't think it's about like, sure, there's tracking,
Speaker 1: and then there's sometimes like I'll wake up and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: where are you? If if he's out and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: there is I was like, oh he's at this restaurant.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, okay, cool, go back to sleep. It's
Speaker 1: more like if I can't get onto you, then I
Speaker 1: get worried.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and.
Speaker 1: It would save you the hussle of me being like.
Speaker 2: That's very you know.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not a nut.
Speaker 2: Oh there it is.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not a jealous person. Paul's not a jealous
Speaker 1: person either. But this study has said that a third
Speaker 1: of respondents thought it was okay to be jealous.
Speaker 2: Are you a jealous person?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, fomo and jealousy yeah right, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of jealousy stems from insecurity, though,
Speaker 1: don't you think no, not necessarily like if you, if you,
Speaker 1: if people are jealous about who their partner is talking to,
Speaker 1: a hanging out with, if it's there's a difference probably
Speaker 1: between jealousy and insecurity.
Speaker 2: Like I remember when ma wife and I got together,
Speaker 2: she would still go to some parties where there was
Speaker 2: an ex boyfriend there and I would get jealous. Not
Speaker 2: because I thought she was going to do something. I
Speaker 2: was just like he was a bit of a nob
Speaker 2: and I just knew he wouldn't respect She's in a
Speaker 2: new relationship, so I'm not getting choked up and just
Speaker 2: down a breath. Don't make me go back there. And yeah,
Speaker 2: it was more about him being an idiot rather than her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something wrong, So it was a bit more protective.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wasn't Craik Cray.
Speaker 1: But I don't think anyone wants. I wouldn't say if
Speaker 1: I've ever felt jealous in a moment that I've gone,
Speaker 1: oh no, that's normal, and that's good for me.
Speaker 2: To feel a little bit of jealousies all right, if
Speaker 2: your partner was just flaunting it around a room somewhere
Speaker 2: with other people and you didn't care.
Speaker 1: I've only ever seen jealous once, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: You have a dated someone a little craikery.
Speaker 3: I think everyone has, haven't they? How about everyone's.
Speaker 1: Got some craikra dated Craik Cray. But it wasn't Oh
Speaker 1: you have dated to Craik Crays. Actually, well one was
Speaker 1: Craig Cray just like didn't actually care about me. And
Speaker 1: that was Craig Cray who actual proper give me the
Speaker 1: fun way, yeah, all the fun well yeah, and then
Speaker 1: there was one man boy what would you call it,
Speaker 1: and he was quite jealous. He of like girlfriend like.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you ever went through my phone,
Speaker 1: but even like jealous of if I said, no, I
Speaker 1: can't do that because I was out with my girlfriends.
Speaker 1: He happened to be in the restaurantic store.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, Cray, Great, that's crack, I Cray.
Speaker 1: Yes, or happen to text a friend of a friend
Speaker 1: and be like, oh what are you doing tonight? Knowing
Speaker 1: they're in that extended group. I was already catching up
Speaker 1: with Clinton just having to be it. No, it was
Speaker 1: I was like your couldn't and you know what, those
Speaker 1: ones couldn't shake him.
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Speaker 3: Voice?
Speaker 1: You can't hear it anyway, Hey, guys, the girls and
Speaker 1: I get together, if someone's sort of unsure about a bloke,
Speaker 1: we will go full p I I will know exactly
Speaker 1: like chicks are amazing at finding.
Speaker 2: Okay, see that's the voice. That's what you're talking about,
Speaker 2: you in the voice right there. We will know. We
Speaker 2: will get.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we've all got a little.
Speaker 2: Will for God. You're doing the taking speech.
Speaker 1: We've all got a little Craig Cray in us. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah. I would say, if someone's got a concern,
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Speaker 1: Cray one?
Speaker 6: I was not the Cray one, but I have run
Speaker 6: into a couple.
Speaker 3: In my time. What do you got the worst one?
Speaker 6: Let's call her Laura because I'm still slightly scared that
Speaker 6: she's still following me from time to time. It was
Speaker 6: very unfortunate. She used to drive a white and black
Speaker 6: Mini and after we broke up, she used to come
Speaker 6: outside my parents' house and would just drive by because
Speaker 6: she didn't live too far away. Unfortunately, one day that
Speaker 6: she did park and her battery ran flat.
Speaker 3: So that's funny.
Speaker 1: Oh that's bad luck.
Speaker 2: That's just in the area.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my girlfriend had a blow. She broke up with him.
Speaker 1: He just happened to keep walking past. That was just
Speaker 1: his route for his morning walk.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten To join us.
Speaker 4: Smack Banger in the middle of the long weekend is
Speaker 4: a visit to church for me, I'm going to church.
Speaker 1: In the middle of a long weekend.
Speaker 2: My resistance suit.
Speaker 4: Exactly what does one where to church? I'll give you
Speaker 4: the context. It is my beautiful nephews. Both nephews are
Speaker 4: getting christened.
Speaker 1: Where do we sit on events like that? Point? Throwing
Speaker 1: it in the middle of a long weekend? Cool?
Speaker 3: It means I took the day off weekend.
Speaker 1: Today, like your friend doing a wedding on a Thursday
Speaker 1: night of a long weekend is great because the scene
Speaker 1: but there we people who will take the Friday and
Speaker 1: then get the four days. It's a bit like, ah,
Speaker 1: this is my one mid year weekend get away and
Speaker 1: now I've got to stay.
Speaker 4: I'm cool with it. Do you know what I'm not
Speaker 4: cool with? I've got so many questions about your parent?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, me too. I'm a god parent, so.
Speaker 3: Talk to me about the responsibility.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm already a godparent to beautiful Leilah, my nephew,
Speaker 4: my niece. Now I've got no, well, I've got I've
Speaker 4: got two nieces. I can't remember which one which one.
Speaker 1: I think you're sort of automatically a godparent when you're
Speaker 1: you can't remember which niece you're.
Speaker 3: The god which one? I'm the god parent too. She'll
Speaker 3: be in the car right now, by the way. Good
Speaker 3: morning on which one? Both?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: You made a dog's breakfast?
Speaker 3: Well, now I can't remember which nephew are meant to be? No,
Speaker 3: hang on, I'm.
Speaker 1: Leah, Leo Leo's mini you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he really is very confusing. So many nieces and nephews.
Speaker 1: What's the other nephew's name? O? Well done?
Speaker 3: This is like become a test.
Speaker 4: This is really so what as a godparent. Do you
Speaker 4: need to purchase a gift for the you do?
Speaker 1: I'm a godparent to Jamilla, beautiful Jamilla, and a god
Speaker 1: parent to Bessie as well. I it's a real privilege
Speaker 1: when someone asks you to be it is. It's not
Speaker 1: of the greatest like it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not like the old days though, where the kid's
Speaker 2: going to knock on your door if I'm gone, Like
Speaker 2: you know, like the old days. You're the god parents.
Speaker 1: My friends would let me have the children.
Speaker 2: No, And that's exactly what I mean. It's not it's not.
Speaker 1: Very seriously choosing godparents. But I was not solo godparenting.
Speaker 1: They were probably more responsible.
Speaker 2: There were others.
Speaker 4: Did you buy your god children presents? Is this what
Speaker 4: you meant to do? Like a cross for their und
Speaker 4: by anything?
Speaker 2: Well, I thought it needs to be like some religious
Speaker 2: little chain or.
Speaker 3: What with the cross on it necklace?
Speaker 2: Not Atholics get in the water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not Catholics.
Speaker 2: You can be a Christian, but I think it's some
Speaker 2: sort of religious presents.
Speaker 3: And go to the jewelers and ask for a cross
Speaker 3: on a chain?
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm by not buy something else?
Speaker 3: So does a child by me something.
Speaker 1: That they should, because I heard someone tried to tell
Speaker 1: me that, no, you don't buy them something, they buy you.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being the god peroent.
Speaker 1: It doesn't you expecting gifts? Oh yeah, what are you
Speaker 1: expecting in return?
Speaker 3: I would mind a nice polo top or some sort
Speaker 3: of nice jump.
Speaker 1: Do you think is going to give you a country
Speaker 1: road jumper? Thanks for being my godfather. He's a country
Speaker 1: road jumper. Celebrate the occasion a chain. You love wearing jewelry, then.
Speaker 2: Care for what you wear it or get wet too,
Speaker 2: because will you hard getting in? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, don't get in the child. The child
Speaker 1: Leo is too big. You're not holding him in your arms.
Speaker 1: He's fine, No, no, but.
Speaker 2: He'll be right like will be right there and like
Speaker 2: sort of leaning.
Speaker 1: He'll stand up. I think they will handle the water
Speaker 1: and then they just get a mrgain. No I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's not getting done. He's too big.
Speaker 1: Not that they dunk for baby.
Speaker 2: No, it's not a dunking machine.
Speaker 3: What do they do with adults?
Speaker 1: The ocean? You can go in the ocean.
Speaker 3: You can't be going in port Philip Baye.
Speaker 2: No, you go down to urban surf or something.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, you do it. You do it
Speaker 1: in the ocean, or there are these like some churches
Speaker 1: have these kind.
Speaker 3: Of dunking machines.
Speaker 1: You know what dunk Okay, you can't pay the Godfather.
Speaker 1: Take it off in you don't deserve this.
Speaker 2: Christian good luck with that?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Have you been?
Speaker 3: Hang on? Which one? Am I doing it?
Speaker 1: For it?
Speaker 2: Let's do this all thanks to my circus dream? Can
Speaker 2: you guys do thel my voice? Hello?
Speaker 1: Does Almo sound.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, that's crossing the clown.
Speaker 2: Or Elmo after a pack of darts.
Speaker 1: That's something anyone doing elm Elmo? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Tell them all of you.
Speaker 1: It's so bad, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Rins and repeat?
Speaker 2: Okay, for legal reasons, we have to stop.
Speaker 1: My voice can't go that high.
Speaker 12: Loves you puberty, I can't make loves you.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was a bit nicely, but it was
Speaker 1: better than mine. My voice going come out that high?
Speaker 1: What's going on? No wonder my karaoke is inpended? Who
Speaker 1: knew I couldn't hit?
Speaker 2: No, don't say that you can sing? Help me.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting up so straight and loves.
Speaker 3: Elma loves you anyway?
Speaker 2: Thanks to all. My second stream of Colfield Racecourse under
Speaker 2: the heated Big Top from June twenty seven. You can
Speaker 2: book a ticketmaster dot com dot Are you.
Speaker 1: An age thing I used to be able to do?
Speaker 3: Well? You're younger than us?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the voice thing.
Speaker 2: Jordan's walking on the show. How you doing? Can you
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You're only twenty three? Jordan? Get a crack.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not bad.
Speaker 1: That's better than mine.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Here is the easy question. Fifty bucks men in question
Speaker 2: for five hundred, but you want to roll the dice
Speaker 2: and go for five k? Brother?
Speaker 1: Good luck?
Speaker 2: Let's do it five thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: All right? And the rules are simple. You're going to
Speaker 1: hear a question. You'll then hear a three to two
Speaker 1: one countdown. If you are correct, the money is yours brother,
Speaker 1: good luck. You have to answer before the buzzer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the key. Here ready, god?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Here we now dramas. It's got in the bag.
Speaker 1: No worries.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Who is the author of To Kill a mocking Bird?
Speaker 5: Three?
Speaker 2: Two? We got dramas?
Speaker 1: It's Harperly?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wasn't exactly the best.
Speaker 1: Were you good at doing elmo?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Brother? Sorry mate, thanks for giving a crack though, Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. You take it. Oh he's he's a
Speaker 2: Tigers fan too, go Tigers.
Speaker 1: Are we playing this weekend?
Speaker 2: Are we playing?
Speaker 1: We're playing this weekend?
Speaker 3: Jordan? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure on Saturday. Oh yeah, of course Saturday night or
Speaker 1: Saturday midday game our prime time you get come on.
Speaker 2: That really says it all.
Speaker 1: Doesn't Saturday night I would have watched.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not.
Speaker 1: It's midday.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's just gone nineteen past eight. There's hope for Clint.
Speaker 3: What what's happened?
Speaker 2: There's hope for Clint. There's a new way to find love. Everybody.
Speaker 2: We're going to go there after, Ariana Grunde. This is
Speaker 2: twilight Zone all right. Across Melbourne you are listening to
Speaker 2: Noble one hundred today.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful morning out there. Chili but blue sky
Speaker 1: dry today not but you will need a ponture for
Speaker 1: the weekend. It's gonna be cold, wet.
Speaker 3: Let's end to the UK. Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2: I've never been, never been.
Speaker 3: You want to go? Yeah, I do. What do you
Speaker 3: want to say? Buck Palace? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I just think like the London night life would be
Speaker 2: a bit of fact, I think never been. I think
Speaker 2: when the kids are older will go like, I don't
Speaker 2: think I want to check around London with a three
Speaker 2: year old.
Speaker 1: No, No, and he would't appreciate it's very expensive when
Speaker 1: they can remember. I think we were like ten or
Speaker 1: eight when we first went, and I remember it so clearly, so.
Speaker 2: You appreciated it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I lost my first tooth actually, so maybe I
Speaker 1: was a bit younger. I was eating a roll up
Speaker 1: outside Buckingham Palace and I swallowed it and that's iconic
Speaker 1: because I swallowed it, and I didn't think the tooth
Speaker 1: fairy would come if I'd swallowed it. Tooth fairy did come.
Speaker 2: Teeth Fairy Travels found me. Photos gone viral. Someone took
Speaker 2: it on public transport over in the UK. They described
Speaker 2: it in the caption as beyond cooked. I'll say the
Speaker 2: photo talk to me. Basically, it was a picture of
Speaker 2: a male commuter and someone's taking a photo over his shoulder.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can't be doing that.
Speaker 2: And the guy's posted saying, a guy on the subway
Speaker 2: this morning is talking to chat GPT like it's his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize people actually do this.
Speaker 3: That's cute.
Speaker 2: Oh the way we're going.
Speaker 1: Is it sometimes Paul does chat GTP. I don't really
Speaker 1: know how to do it? Is it an Apple website?
Speaker 1: And I've seen Paul use it and he writes thank
Speaker 1: you at the end, and I'm like, no, thank you please,
Speaker 1: like he's quite polite. And I'm like, you know, no
Speaker 1: one's reading that he would be quite polite. No, I
Speaker 1: do that, which is nice. But I'm like, are you
Speaker 1: in a relationship with no? But I can free chat
Speaker 1: GP Is it? It's free?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: See the last thing I read to chat here we go?
Speaker 4: Can you please put this in a document?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're using it to like save time doing
Speaker 2: actual work.
Speaker 1: But there's no one there, don't it. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: a good habit to have to say please.
Speaker 2: Remember my wife.
Speaker 1: And if he's putting love, hunts and things in.
Speaker 2: I used chat GPT instead of a counselor how to
Speaker 2: deal with the problem.
Speaker 3: Oh s.
Speaker 1: This is where it gets a bit slippery. Remember we
Speaker 1: were talking to Camilica Bayo the other day and she's
Speaker 1: had to delete the chat GPT app because.
Speaker 3: She was relying.
Speaker 1: She was relying on it too heavily.
Speaker 13: I realized that I was talking to my therapist about
Speaker 13: it because I was literally outsourcing so many of my
Speaker 13: feelings and so many things to chatty busy, like if
Speaker 13: I felt distressed or or like, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 13: like my friend blah blah blah told me this, and
Speaker 13: like now I'm stressed blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't even sit with things anymore.
Speaker 13: I just wanted you to solve everything for me because
Speaker 13: it can be so comforting.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is kind of unhealthy, So
Speaker 1: I deleted it. Today I broke up with her. She
Speaker 1: broke up with so Clint's just put in chat GPT.
Speaker 1: Can you find me a partner? Please? And this is
Speaker 1: what I said. I'd be glad to help you think through. Hey,
Speaker 1: you could find a partner. But just to clarify, are
Speaker 1: you asking for help with a dating Are you looking
Speaker 1: for romantic partner, B, business or project collaboration or three
Speaker 1: fitness partner? It's a business collection dating please?
Speaker 2: Dating advice please?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, anything for a romantic partner? Oh? Step one,
Speaker 1: clarify what you're looking for? What kind of relations you'd
Speaker 1: be looking for? Casual long term marriage? What age? Are
Speaker 1: you too many questions to pick the right platform hinge
Speaker 1: is great for meaningful connections in urban areas. E Harmony
Speaker 1: is designed for long term compatibility. Coffee Meats Bagel is
Speaker 1: quality over quantity with curated matches.
Speaker 3: Coffee Meats Bagel, What what?
Speaker 1: What is coffee meets making?
Speaker 2: Apparently apparently the more specific and if you follow it
Speaker 2: up with other questions.
Speaker 1: Start matching and messaging. I can help you write a
Speaker 1: compelling opening message.
Speaker 3: Can you ask it to write a compelling opening message?
Speaker 1: Yes, please write me please, I'll see I've gone please again,
Speaker 1: please write me compelling ask you.
Speaker 2: We'll come back.
Speaker 1: And I'm forty.
Speaker 2: We've done it. We've cracked the card. Clint off the market,
Speaker 2: I know, and I worked that quickly.
Speaker 1: Some parameters Clint asking GPT to help you with a
Speaker 1: dating profile or a message, and this is what it's
Speaker 1: come up with. Hey, I'm Clint forty one, Melbourne Demons fan. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've known heartbreak and I used to have a six pack.
Speaker 1: Now it's a respectable four pack, but it's still hanging
Speaker 1: in there. What's your team? And be warned I may
Speaker 1: judge you for it, playfully of course. And it says
Speaker 1: this will work because it's lighthearted in confident without trying
Speaker 1: too hard, and I said, please write a funnier version.
Speaker 1: So this is what it's come. Okay, Hi, I'm green
Speaker 1: forty one, Melbourne Demon's tragic and proud owner of a
Speaker 1: former six pack that's now a four pack with part
Speaker 1: time hours. I'm currently accepting applications for someone to judge
Speaker 1: my footy takes and share snacks with during games. Do
Speaker 1: you think you're up for it?
Speaker 2: It's better than including the word playful.
Speaker 1: No one wants a man to describe themselves as playful.
Speaker 1: That's not sex.
Speaker 3: Hard, No control says.
Speaker 1: Would you like a version that includes a funny question
Speaker 1: about them too? That might help with engagement?
Speaker 2: All right? Wow?
Speaker 1: Oh, it says, what's your guilty pleasure during a game?
Speaker 1: Hot chips? Yelling at the TV or secretly googling the rules?
Speaker 1: This is why you don't use GTP?
Speaker 3: What PET?
Speaker 1: What is the chat?
Speaker 2: G T isn't it GPT chat GPGPT? You know what?
Speaker 1: We've lost Lauren to chet with the romantic twist.
Speaker 2: Oh god, thanks to show already express good looking to
Speaker 2: head today? Not bad out there now, It's.
Speaker 1: Actually beautiful out there, like blue skies, but chilly, dull.
Speaker 2: Stay warm.
Speaker 1: It's smart to tell with the tint, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It looks like a wet long weekend, though puncher up
Speaker 2: if he hadn't the footy.
Speaker 1: True, I'm having a low key weekend this weekend. Try
Speaker 1: and keep a lid on it.
Speaker 2: We mark that time down eight thirty six Thursday, low key.
Speaker 1: It seems silly to keep a lid on it on
Speaker 1: a long weekend. Though, Friday lunch you really flip quite quickly.
Speaker 1: I took myself into a Friday lunch. Do you want
Speaker 1: to come?
Speaker 2: Don't worry about writing down the times. She's back.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I've been cling to you, and I've been very
Speaker 1: focused on a healthy to do it in the window.
Speaker 1: I tried to do it in February and it was
Speaker 1: just a write off to do so anyway, I did
Speaker 1: this thing. It's called it a dexter scan. It's like
Speaker 1: a full body scan.
Speaker 2: Is this the thing I was saying I want to do?
Speaker 1: It's two things. So there's this one and then there's
Speaker 1: another scan. This one's more about I don't know what
Speaker 1: it's depressing this one. The other one that I forget
Speaker 1: what it's called, that we're talking about the other day
Speaker 1: is the one that can like look at any any
Speaker 1: abnormalities in your body, and you're all just.
Speaker 2: I just want a full scan, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: They're expensive, aren't they just put? I sit there and go,
Speaker 2: you know what helps an investment?
Speaker 3: So which one?
Speaker 2: Did you know?
Speaker 1: But that one, because that one can detect if you've
Speaker 1: got I think I think I'm not a doctor. I
Speaker 1: could be wrong, but it detected aneurysms.
Speaker 2: They say on the detection, yes, no, but I get.
Speaker 1: So scared that it's going to tell me something.
Speaker 2: And that's where that's how I used to live. And
Speaker 2: then I would say they're going in my manifesturing exactly. Yes,
Speaker 2: but think about the relief, Well, think about the relief
Speaker 2: when you get the scam back and they say you're
Speaker 2: all clear? Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: Or if you've got something, you can get onto it early.
Speaker 1: But what I did was a DEXA scan. So basically
Speaker 1: this one, you lie. It only takes about seven minutes,
Speaker 1: and you lie on this bed and it's very particular
Speaker 1: how you lie. Someone helps you get and you can
Speaker 1: you know, I have my gym you're on and they
Speaker 1: put like things under your under your arms, between your
Speaker 1: arms and your body, So when you're lying down and
Speaker 1: between your feet, you can't move for the whole seven minutes,
Speaker 1: and it checks like your spinal alignment, how your skeleton.
Speaker 1: It looks like, so if you're well, if your body's
Speaker 1: out of whack and you're getting sore neck or saw back,
Speaker 1: it might be that you know your hips are slightly
Speaker 1: rotated or I don't know, Mum's fine. My spine was fine,
Speaker 1: so I didn't go on. But then it also scans
Speaker 1: your visceral fat, your body fat, bone density, your muscle density.
Speaker 1: And I started with a new personal trainer who was like,
Speaker 1: why don't we do this now and then we'll do
Speaker 1: it again in like ten weeks and you'll see the
Speaker 1: changes in your body. I was like, that's a great
Speaker 1: idea until I was lying on this bed right and
Speaker 1: the way I would describe it is like a human photocopier.
Speaker 1: So it's an X ray and some kind of scan,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is cool until I saw
Speaker 1: the scan of my body pancaked on a bed.
Speaker 3: Here you got the photo.
Speaker 1: I do, but it's it's got your skeleton and it's
Speaker 1: got well imagine it was like, you know, you stand
Speaker 1: up and you look Okay, you photo copy your b bom.
Speaker 2: Oh that never comes.
Speaker 1: Up and the colors are really aggressive.
Speaker 2: How it comes Can I ask a question? How do
Speaker 2: they present the photo like.
Speaker 1: It ain't going in a frame?
Speaker 2: Can you buy it on.
Speaker 1: A ship so you don't actually see your skin and
Speaker 1: you don't see your body it's internally see skeleton, but.
Speaker 2: It comes up on a screen.
Speaker 1: Or do they hand your p And I always just
Speaker 1: thought I've got I'm big boned. But then you see
Speaker 1: the size of your skeleton, of your body, It's like
Speaker 1: maybe in no, because you can see the skeleton right,
Speaker 1: And he said, the skeleton, if you take all the
Speaker 1: water out of it, weighs about two point five kilos.
Speaker 1: That's it. And I was like, well, what is the
Speaker 1: rest of the rest of me? And then it comes
Speaker 1: up in these colors?
Speaker 2: What are the colors?
Speaker 1: I think the colors are a bit aggressive.
Speaker 2: Oh it's green and gold.
Speaker 1: You look like you're wearing green green, yellow?
Speaker 2: Yellow?
Speaker 1: Is that's sort of your your muscle? I don't know what,
Speaker 1: but the green is just the yellow must be muscle.
Speaker 1: And then the red is body fat?
Speaker 2: Okay, how they can Green means go give us the look.
Speaker 1: Red mean stop.
Speaker 2: I mean that's more of the pink, solid red.
Speaker 1: Look how small my skeleton is compared to my pancaked body.
Speaker 2: Maybe you know, maybe a little bone.
Speaker 1: Office with this man and he's got his cursor and
Speaker 1: he's like, see this bit here, I see it. I
Speaker 1: see it. That is my hips. But it really breaks
Speaker 1: it down anyway. The visceral fat is a dangerous fat,
Speaker 1: which is a fat around you like organs. And I
Speaker 1: was good there, so I'm healthy, healthy.
Speaker 2: And wh so's it's healthy.
Speaker 1: It's just body fat. I've got everything.
Speaker 2: Well that sounds degrading.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just you know what, Why don't they do
Speaker 1: the scans? Standing up? I just feel like I'm deep,
Speaker 1: just spread a bit better lying on a big X
Speaker 1: ray machine.
Speaker 2: Ain't you make the fat or animated or something, make
Speaker 2: it dance?
Speaker 1: Oh no, you don't want to see the wobble.
Speaker 3: The good news is no organs near hips, So it's.
Speaker 1: Just body fat. Terrific. It's just going I should all
Speaker 1: do one. I like to see you, pancake.
Speaker 2: I've got a very small skeleton coming up next. We
Speaker 2: want to talk about what's wrong with your car.
Speaker 5: Whenever I would go into a car wash, he would
Speaker 5: actually start leaping from the roof.
Speaker 7: It was an actual nightmare. It used to compact every
Speaker 7: time I was out the lights or if the reds
Speaker 7: got too low, So in order to stop that, I
Speaker 7: used to have to rep the crap out of it.
Speaker 7: And people thought I was like trying to drag race them.
Speaker 2: And remember we got a phone call from a guy
Speaker 2: I want who he couldn't reverse, could so he could
Speaker 2: only park at the shops in those casts where.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I brought up on Chapel Street the other day
Speaker 1: and it was a similar thing. This girl and he
Speaker 1: had like one of those little high on I gets
Speaker 1: or whatever, like they're really small ones. And she drove
Speaker 1: into like a park on Chapel Street and she went
Speaker 1: too far forward and then we wanted the one in front,
Speaker 1: where I was with my girlfriend like can you just
Speaker 1: put your car back so she doesn't reverse, So she
Speaker 1: just kind of slid in and then and I was like,
Speaker 1: we'll go forward and we'll take them one behind. That
Speaker 1: sounds She was like, I won't be able to get out.
Speaker 1: I'm well, we can't take the spot.
Speaker 2: Also, you shouldn't be on the roads if the car
Speaker 2: isn't thirteen twenty four ten what is wrong with your car,
Speaker 2: give us a ring. In return, I got Cogon voucher
Speaker 2: turn undred dollar Cogon vouchers up for grabs. Well, hey guys, yeah,
Speaker 2: you love a Black Friday sale.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Well, they're saying June is the Black Friday sale month
Speaker 2: for people buying new cars.
Speaker 1: Well, June's a good month to shop because of the
Speaker 1: endo financially exactly. So the air of this we're coming
Speaker 1: up to.
Speaker 2: So I want to try and.
Speaker 1: If you get a taxi exciting, let's get a new car.
Speaker 2: You know what they are saying. Hybrids, electric cars.
Speaker 1: Yea, they are in the way of the future.
Speaker 2: They've dipped, right, shouldn't jump the future? Full blown electric
Speaker 2: car our sales have dipped to a two year low.
Speaker 2: It's probably because of her mate.
Speaker 1: Well, last night Paul and I went out for dinner.
Speaker 1: We also had a friend with us, and Paul drove
Speaker 1: the Tusler. He picked me up from the gym. We
Speaker 1: drove and then at dinner he goes on my phone
Speaker 1: just started and I said, oh, that's funny. One one
Speaker 1: percent and he.
Speaker 2: Was like, we can't starting the car.
Speaker 1: What are we going to do?
Speaker 2: No, key, what are we going to do.
Speaker 1: We can't even call it uber.
Speaker 2: This is the problem.
Speaker 1: How are we going to get home?
Speaker 2: I remember my dad always said, he goes, look, electric
Speaker 2: cars are great, but tell me what happens in the
Speaker 2: future when everyone's got electric cars and at six pm
Speaker 2: night when everyone gets home, it plugs them in. All
Speaker 2: the power is going to be sucked.
Speaker 1: But people have what are those panels on the roof?
Speaker 1: Course panels?
Speaker 2: Home warrior?
Speaker 1: Right, I am an echo warrior. No, we've got a
Speaker 1: fast charging here. No, no, there's we need to get one.
Speaker 1: But there was an issue with the type of roof.
Speaker 1: We had no son, no heaps of son.
Speaker 3: It's very hard.
Speaker 1: I think we need to actually redo the whole roof to
Speaker 1: be able to install them. It was like a whole thing.
Speaker 2: He probably the power point.
Speaker 1: I just charge it here at work power bill.
Speaker 2: You know what I looked at the other day and
Speaker 2: I was quiet shook by the price. Don't have a
Speaker 2: crack at me. But I was looking at Forward Rangers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh my god, how can you look good
Speaker 3: in a Ford Range? Clint? You should get one.
Speaker 1: If it gets to be funny with that big truck
Speaker 1: of hat. It actually looked like.
Speaker 3: Would you put in the rifle.
Speaker 1: Trifle is hunting gear.
Speaker 3: A couple of deer like a fishing rod.
Speaker 2: No, I got three young boys. I wouldn't tie them
Speaker 2: in the tray. I'm just saying, like a dog. No dogs.
Speaker 1: The way he reverses into the car parks at work
Speaker 1: is so aggressive. You can't be doing that in a
Speaker 1: Ford Ranger.
Speaker 2: I just thought, like you know, like a ram, a rams.
Speaker 1: Mess ram rams rams wide forward rangers saying who ford raptor?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I want, the raptor.
Speaker 1: What's bigger raptor?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then you get to park it in your beautiful
Speaker 1: house with your waterfall out the front. Are you lost?
Speaker 1: That car does not belonging that beautiful home.
Speaker 2: The traders are here. I just think with three young boys,
Speaker 2: like you know, I want to get outdoors more.
Speaker 1: You think that buying a forward raptor is going to
Speaker 1: make you more outdoorsy with three young boys? Say it again,
Speaker 1: I've got three young boys. I wish I could. I
Speaker 1: wish you could see the fist pumping in the air
Speaker 1: as he's saying this. At the of the beach, why
Speaker 1: don't you rent.
Speaker 3: You like Wilson's problem and put a tent up you can.
Speaker 2: I drive it on the Sceandy.
Speaker 1: It's a big change from an Audi. He drives an
Speaker 1: Audi to a Ford Raptor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, but more expensive than the abbes I died.
Speaker 3: Do you know he's got a.
Speaker 1: But you also why are you surprised by that? There's
Speaker 1: a lot more car?
Speaker 3: You ready for this?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: TJ's got a Tony j j got.
Speaker 1: They got three young boys? Is he outdoors?
Speaker 2: If Tony Jones can drive a U I can drive?
Speaker 1: What does he put in the tray?
Speaker 3: Well, he's got ring.
Speaker 1: Does he ride a bike?
Speaker 3: He does?
Speaker 1: And E buy?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Tony's me I'm minn Jones.
Speaker 1: Chumpers. Mini chumpers have to get the teeth. Do I
Speaker 1: love Tony Jones? But he would put his bike in
Speaker 1: the tray. JSON put in the tray.
Speaker 3: He's a fisherman as well, a temper on it.
Speaker 2: I love fishing.
Speaker 1: If you've got a temper on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Mini Tony Jones, that's great. You know when.
Speaker 1: You could be the sports street one if he.
Speaker 2: Can do it. Thirteen twenty four to ten, what's wrong
Speaker 2: with your car? Let's go to rise? What's with your car?
Speaker 9: So I bought the car off my nan for one
Speaker 9: thousand dollars and basically when you wind the windows down,
Speaker 9: the door just flies open and you're driving along.
Speaker 1: Awesome.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So it's a windows up job.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it hasn't got an air con networks.
Speaker 2: So yeah, told you, little car.
Speaker 1: One thousand dollars. What's the car?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Rose nineteen eighty nine, holding no bus? Love to see it.
Speaker 2: I'd love to put my kids in an old school
Speaker 2: car now with the windings.
Speaker 1: Youngt them in the shopping young boy.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just I'm saying I would love to do.
Speaker 2: I'd love to see their face with trying to work
Speaker 2: it out and put the window down with no button.
Speaker 2: Like kids these days, they wouldn't understand.
Speaker 1: Well, a lot of kids what if they've got those windows?
Speaker 1: Just not you because you're fancy Margaret camp Well.
Speaker 5: Good morning, good morning, how are you were?
Speaker 1: Well? What's wrong with your car?
Speaker 8: What's right with it?
Speaker 5: The horn doesn't work? Drives me bananas. Unless I want
Speaker 5: to say goodbye to someone, then it works. But when
Speaker 5: I actually need it, it won't work.
Speaker 1: If you push it aggressively and just nothing comes out.
Speaker 5: Oh I know, I don't push it ice for lam
Speaker 5: and nothing comes.
Speaker 2: Out, Margaret, say, if I cut you off in traffic
Speaker 2: the horn doesn't work, what would you do? Oh?
Speaker 5: I just I'm banging on it like a mental woman,
Speaker 5: and the kids just go, mum, it doesn't work.
Speaker 1: You know that. You get a new car one day
Speaker 1: and you're just like aggressively tooting everyone forgetting that it works.
Speaker 5: I'm actually looking at buying one, but I know I
Speaker 5: don't even have the time to find one. But anyway,
Speaker 5: what else the cable I've got cable tries holding up
Speaker 5: the sun risor because otherwise just flaps down. Yeah, just
Speaker 5: display for the clock and like how much picture I've
Speaker 5: got left? Doesn't work?
Speaker 2: So you run in the gautlet.
Speaker 5: It's one fifty seven in my car at the moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always one fifty seven.
Speaker 5: Great, the lock on the front passenger side doesn't work.
Speaker 1: This car got a roadworthy Margaret, I don't think. So
Speaker 1: what car is it? What you got a cloger?
Speaker 2: Oh, they're not that old.
Speaker 5: And then there's a little door I don't know if
Speaker 5: it's a change or what on, just right near the
Speaker 5: steering wheel, and that has to be that has blue
Speaker 5: tack holding it closed.
Speaker 2: Because you raptor yes, get the raptor Margaret, I loved one.
Speaker 1: Are you would you drive a ute?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I would sick.
Speaker 2: I can see Margaret and it's a great a ute.
Speaker 1: And Barron I loved it.
Speaker 2: She sounds like a sort of girl.
Speaker 1: But remember that ute. I had him Byron. It was
Speaker 1: It was a hand to be down from a friend
Speaker 1: who lived up there and we didn't have a car yet,
Speaker 1: and they said you can use this and it had
Speaker 1: a key, but it just had the metal stick. It
Speaker 1: had no like knob on the end of the key, just.
Speaker 2: So you'd hold it with your fingertips. Would you have
Speaker 2: to use plies I've had.
Speaker 1: That's get it out. It had just enough to pull
Speaker 1: it out, but there was no round bit on the end.
Speaker 2: It's a miracle you didn't lose that.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I left it in there all the time,
Speaker 1: never took it out, of course.
Speaker 2: On stolen Mount Martha.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 9: It was a Volver Volvo Green nineteen eighties Volvo Wagon,
Speaker 9: amazing that I borrowed from mum to go down to
Speaker 9: my boyfriends. And every time I turned left, the horn
Speaker 9: would go off every time.
Speaker 2: You turn left indicator as you turned, no as I.
Speaker 9: Turned not indicated the steering wheel and then jupiusly halfway
Speaker 9: down because it was a freeway trip. I was saw
Speaker 9: a McDonald's and I'm like, do you know what I'm
Speaker 9: going to get a cheeky macas turned in there and
Speaker 9: then as I turned in it was a left hard
Speaker 9: I thought, I was, I am hungry. You're going It's
Speaker 9: not me, it's the car.
Speaker 1: You're like Derek Zoolander left.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they shouldn't be on the road, should they?
Speaker 1: Nah?
Speaker 2: Good Man Melbourne flow Rider and see you there, just
Speaker 2: gone ten past nine. This is over one hundred and
Speaker 2: our latest flyaway trip. We are giving up for grabs.
Speaker 2: This I'll tell you what. This is the big one,
Speaker 2: the big one, summer time ball in the UK. Wait,
Speaker 2: Mariah Carey is coming to Australia. Forget that we're sending
Speaker 2: you to her. Not to mention. Jesse Jesse Jays are
Speaker 2: a lass and reader.
Speaker 1: Aura your mate, I love reader Aura boone, lineup.
Speaker 2: I must we must go.
Speaker 1: We don't get to go, but someone huh.
Speaker 3: So we must go home?
Speaker 2: Cleanse off the coffee at the moment and it's just
Speaker 2: been he has and he's really gone.
Speaker 1: We're in the middle of talking about sending people to
Speaker 1: London and you just said we must go off.
Speaker 2: I've done three hours on it.
Speaker 3: It's an experiment. It's not going very well.
Speaker 2: The coffee.
Speaker 1: The coffee one, I think it is going well.
Speaker 3: I can't sustain myself all.
Speaker 2: So you need to let me know you're off coffee
Speaker 2: because it really through our whole system.
Speaker 1: This morning, well, yeah, I'm not happy. I was not happy,
Speaker 1: so I've rocked up it.
Speaker 4: So each day by coffees in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Clint and I take turns buying coffees for us three.
Speaker 1: I don't do the coffee run because there's not one
Speaker 1: on my way. Girls take longer to get ready, and
Speaker 1: I pay for other things.
Speaker 3: It all balances Tuesday Thursday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we changed up, but we always text I'm
Speaker 2: to you. But if I know I got him yesterday,
Speaker 2: which I did, he's got them today. But sometimes I'll
Speaker 2: still stop and see George at the coffee shop. Yes,
Speaker 2: miss Alex and co shout out.
Speaker 1: So what happened this morning?
Speaker 2: Well, I just I stopped and got one because I
Speaker 2: knew colinsumed. Well that's how it normally.
Speaker 1: Works, that you were doing the coffee run and I.
Speaker 2: Got to work at the same time as Lauren and
Speaker 2: I get out of the car, just ting one coffee
Speaker 2: coffee cup. If I did looks.
Speaker 1: I didn't say word, but I walked in. I said
Speaker 1: to the producers. Jason's dogged me, So can you guys
Speaker 1: doing the coffee shop across the road opens, just go
Speaker 1: and get me. And everyone's the coffee, but not one.
Speaker 2: I would never do that. I would never do.
Speaker 1: That because Clint is off coffee and didn't tell anyone.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should go Chilata.
Speaker 1: So all of a sudden, that's the biggest loser here
Speaker 1: is this guy me? I was the biggest loser I got.
Speaker 1: I got to the curb from both of you.
Speaker 2: We have a system.
Speaker 3: Does Chilate have caffeine?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I think yeah.
Speaker 1: Isn't caffeine you're avoiding?
Speaker 2: Or next? You know what, next you'll be a syrup guy.
Speaker 2: I can get a shut of hate.
Speaker 1: When he turns up with a hot chockey.
Speaker 2: We know we're on no a mocker because he still
Speaker 2: wants to keep one leg in the coffee camp. Oh guys,
Speaker 2: I'm off your wedding.
Speaker 1: Yes, you are off your wedding, and today's the last
Speaker 1: chance to get on that stand by the ball because
Speaker 1: Melt Tresina will be giving that trip away tomorrow. It's
Speaker 1: stay tuned, more chances to win.
Speaker 2: After we finished the shout out to Zoey ned the
Speaker 2: couple ahead the wedding tonight and he got a present. Yep,
Speaker 2: it's a wishing well situation.
Speaker 1: Hard because you don't want to forget the hard.
Speaker 2: Come on, like, I haven't bought a guard yet.
Speaker 1: You know what you should do?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: I buy a box of cards. This is mark, this
Speaker 1: is and there is playing cards, cards love hearts on them.
Speaker 1: There's cards with thank you on them. There's cards with
Speaker 1: a special occasion written on the best ones. Can use
Speaker 1: it for anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to be careful though.
Speaker 1: I get them from I think the company is called
Speaker 1: card Board.
Speaker 2: Just make sure the occasion is right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's a whole You get the variation pack
Speaker 1: and then you've always got something that suits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. Last that's not can do the job, HEYMC,
Speaker 2: good luck, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's your opening line.
Speaker 2: Hello to work on that ask them to take their seat.
Speaker 1: No, but the actual opening line of the MC.
Speaker 2: Monologue monologue, it's not the tonight show out the toilets smoking.
Speaker 3: No, no, I've got to go do.
Speaker 4: Some work, go and write something to have a board
Speaker 4: meeting with mile mate, bens and beds and hedges after that,
Speaker 4: that one that's Strong's strong if.
Speaker 1: You need to have a board meeting with my old
Speaker 1: mate bents and all hedges. Is that what you say
Speaker 1: to that's what the area, the old school.
Speaker 2: God, you're really doing the coffee, what.
Speaker 1: You do gags about varpeys like have a great day everyone,
Speaker 1: You're right there. That's not a good start to be
Speaker 1: His voice is broken. That's a bad Oh god, clip,
Speaker 1: you're going to get the call everybody. He's starting to
Speaker 1: fake his illness. Lauren, Lauren wake up feeling good following
Speaker 1: them on the socials