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Speaker 2: Over.

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Speaker 3: The taboo sex act has finally become mainstream and Australia. Tommy,

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Speaker 3: when I saw this headline, I thought, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: leather and swings finally, Tommy, are now the norm in

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Speaker 3: the bedroom?

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Speaker 1: Is that what taboo at is?

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Speaker 3: No, that's what I thought it was going to be

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Speaker 3: for poor old Tommy, That's not the case.

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Speaker 4: I've never been on a leather swing.

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Speaker 5: Neither of I on a swing.

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Speaker 4: Tommy passed me in my bucket list over here.

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Speaker 1: Are we really talking about leather and chain?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: No, no, We're talking about the art of the naughty

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Speaker 3: selfie that some people take care and sends a little

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Speaker 3: bit of excitement during the day. It's ticked over the

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Speaker 3: fifty percent mark in terms of relationships and people in

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Speaker 3: their early stages of dating to send a naughty pick.

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Speaker 3: Sarah told news dot com dot Is she occasionally, oh

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Speaker 3: accidentally sent a mood to her mum instead of a

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Speaker 5: Was having dinner with her mum at the time. I

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Speaker 5: hang on, why are you work?

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Speaker 1: Email?

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Speaker 4: Why would you be.

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Speaker 2: A dinner with your mother and then in your mind

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Speaker 2: think to yourself, I wouldn't mind sending a nude photo

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Speaker 1: Some people do it at work. Though, About the people

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Speaker 1: or the you know, the meat the planet.

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Speaker 5: You wouldn't want to it.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't want to be in a meeting and talk

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Speaker 5: Would she know what that?

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Speaker 1: Or maybe your mind wanders because you're so bored.

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Speaker 5: Do you know what? Though?

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Speaker 3: It might have been a situation where she was there

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Speaker 1: She says, she's eating seafood linguini with mum.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's got one on file, so just flicks

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Speaker 3: it back but accidentally sent it to mum and obviously

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Speaker 1: They were just chatting about the grocery.

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Speaker 5: Do you reckon you can bring home some chicken for dinner.

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Speaker 5: I'm not home to night, I said.

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Speaker 3: It was the pub with the boys, and then I

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Speaker 1: Can you talk yourself out of that?

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Speaker 5: Not really, it doesn't talk, he said.

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Speaker 1: Whoops, the daisies.

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Speaker 4: Mean to do you send a picture to the wrong person?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it wasn't really a risky photo. I hooked up

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Speaker 6: picture of like me, double chinned and all like make up,

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Speaker 3: Again response, that's why the ned is a safer option,

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Speaker 1: Just never send it. I have to say it. Just

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Speaker 4: When did you send a racy picture by accident?

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Speaker 7: Jason make I was actually doing a group chat with

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Speaker 1: Hey here you going?

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Speaker 7: Never Willie?

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Speaker 4: How many mates? How many mates on the group chat?

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Speaker 4: You reckon saw it? Jacell poor, I.

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Speaker 2: See and you know what they would have been very

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Speaker 2: They would have been very respectful and deleted that shot

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Speaker 7: Oh no, I got it back next day. How you going,

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Speaker 7: little budget nuts?

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Speaker 5: Jason's budging nuts.

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Speaker 3: So that the new name of the group budge Nuts.

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Speaker 7: Mate. That's what's been going on since every time I

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Speaker 7: go and soon you going, Nila Wheelie.

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Speaker 4: Don't let it get you down your personality, Jason. We

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Speaker 4: love you, mate, and we love your budgy nuts.

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Speaker 5: Mate.

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Speaker 4: Actually, Tommy, can we send Jason Fitzy and Whippers speedos.

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Speaker 7: It might fit this time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 2: They're pretty tight pair of limited edition Fitty Web Budgie

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Speaker 2: smugglers thanks to Budgie Smuggler.

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Speaker 4: There you go, mate, they're on the away.

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Speaker 5: Stay on the line.

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Speaker 4: We'll get your detailed on you Jay, smuggle those nuts, mate,

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Speaker 4: fitz and Weaver with Kate Richie on over.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for firing off a bit of love love

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Speaker 3: love Leno, because my wife and I her.

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Speaker 5: Name is Lisa. We are celebrating ten years. Time flies

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Speaker 5: when you're making.

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Speaker 1: Babies married or dating.

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Speaker 5: Married, that would be married. If she tried to convince

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Speaker 5: me that was diamonds.

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Speaker 4: The other day, you're going to get the twelve green

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Speaker 4: was together.

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Speaker 5: For the din't mind it now? That was fun twelve

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Speaker 5: for twelve times?

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Speaker 1: Did you I didn't realize that you were that indecise.

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Speaker 4: It looked like it was. The wedding shots were quite difficult, Kate.

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Speaker 1: Because I get them all linked. Did you have like

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Speaker 1: an eighteen two.

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Speaker 5: Rows of six?

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Speaker 2: No, we had, well, the forward line was down the front,

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Speaker 5: Followers were moving pretty quick.

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Speaker 1: We did Lisa have twelve as well.

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Speaker 3: Each girl got two guys. What happened though, No, we

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Speaker 3: dropped it to third. No, we dropped it to eleven

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Speaker 5: The weird thing. His name is Tulio is Italian?

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Speaker 1: Was he okay?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Trulia? Yeah, but I tracked his paradise.

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Speaker 5: Well, the thing was, I.

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Speaker 3: Said to the reverend on the day, could you he

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Speaker 3: Gigi and we wish Tullia. I said, Coolio on Coolio, the.

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Speaker 5: Best of luck. And then right at the last minute,

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Speaker 1: It's Tolio, the winning.

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Speaker 5: Gangsters, the tractors, Tractor. He's fine now. They't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: So Lisa is a very lucky lady.

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Speaker 3: Very lucky lady. And ten years she said was diamonds.

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Speaker 3: I did a bit of research. It's tin and aluminum.

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Speaker 3: So we're going to go and have a couple of

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Speaker 5: She did have a bit of a spell. Yeah, she

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Speaker 5: loves the Tenny. He loves fishing. Here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: Last night, when I cooked a barbecue, I don't know,

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Speaker 3: things fell apart a little bit. I said, I'm going

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Speaker 3: of chicken for us. Anyway, I got to the butcher,

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Speaker 3: the chicken. I said, I ditched the idea of the chicken.

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Speaker 5: I got these. I am chad lecks. What's a stick?

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Speaker 1: How do you spell that?

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Speaker 5: Chas lick? Cha google that.

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Speaker 1: It was a funny name, but like a lamb shank.

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Speaker 3: No, no, just say anyway. So I presented the lamb

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Speaker 3: chad lecks. She said, hang on a minute, what am

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Speaker 3: I going to have for dinner? I said, what I've

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Speaker 5: Anyway. Got a bit of a huff and puff, and

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Speaker 5: she stormed off, and I went, what do you want

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Speaker 5: to do your lin cuisine?

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Speaker 3: I can make it homeline, I can make something else

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Speaker 3: if you're not happy with the lamb shadlecks.

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Speaker 4: You see, BJ doesn't like lamby the name. I've learned

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Speaker 4: that very.

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Speaker 5: It's cute. That's exactly up past that. No, Okate, I'm

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Speaker 5: going to get you some of these lamb schat lecks.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to.

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Speaker 5: I'll get your I mean, that's even worse. I will

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Speaker 5: get you.

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Speaker 1: So you know what, I would feel more comfortable buying

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Speaker 1: my own lamb.

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Speaker 3: You very much, anyway, she said, We've been married for

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Speaker 3: ten years. Never once in our relationship have you seen

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Speaker 3: me eat lamb?

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Speaker 5: Have I ordered the lamb? Have I asked for lamb?

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Speaker 5: I have never eaten lamb? And you've cooked me After

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Speaker 5: ten years in this relationship, you've cooked me lamb.

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Speaker 4: It's a magnificent mane.

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Speaker 1: So you don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. And then I even know that BJ

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Speaker 3: doesn't like seafood. I know that about your warrior.

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Speaker 5: But see, I don't know what my own wife.

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Speaker 4: You won't eat ducks. Ducks are cute.

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Speaker 1: Oh no they're not. They look they look nice. I

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Speaker 1: love ducks because they're hard working.

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Speaker 4: Chickens aren't chickens that she there?

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Speaker 5: Dirty?

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Speaker 4: They're dirty? So yeah, I can have it. I can

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Speaker 4: have a chump on that one.

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Speaker 1: So she has fried chicken, but she won't have duck.

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Speaker 5: No what about this one?

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Speaker 4: No rabbit?

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Speaker 5: Oh on?

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Speaker 4: What about See?

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