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Speaker 1: So on the on the weekend, it was Saturday, I

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Speaker 1: was uber dad. We had first basketball lesson for the

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Speaker 1: three year old at eight am.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's playing basketball now too.

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Speaker 1: I mean they're three. They go, they go to court

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Speaker 1: and throw it around the hoops. How big the hoop

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Speaker 1: they have to they stand on top of each other

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Speaker 1: like the human pyramid at a ski show.

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Speaker 2: No, don't they have those little ones that.

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Speaker 1: You fill up. They had a little plastic I remember.

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Speaker 3: My dad, they're filling those up with water and then

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Speaker 3: when we'd want to move, it was big nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we had that, and then we had had

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Speaker 1: his basketball Your Spirit Animal the nine year old. So

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Speaker 1: it was about eleven thirty and then he's got his

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Speaker 1: golf lessing. He's just getting into golf.

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Speaker 3: So we had seen on Saturdays. Now yeah, no more Wednesdays.

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Speaker 1: We can't get in because the instructor's hot. All the

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Speaker 1: mums are booking him. So anyway, we had an hour

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Speaker 1: an hour and a half to kill so I was like,

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Speaker 1: let's go and grab some sushi for lunch. So we

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Speaker 1: hit up Sushi Train. Yeah, decided to go a cheap one.

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Speaker 1: We went to Brighton. I almost have to sell the

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Speaker 1: house to buy lunch.

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Speaker 3: Well, your children like crab and lobster once it many times.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, I've seen the photos. As we're fine waiting for

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Speaker 1: a table at Sushi Trained. There's a bookshop next door,

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Speaker 1: and Hawdi, my nine year old, started getting in the

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Speaker 1: comic books and stuff, and he's like, can we have

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Speaker 1: a look in the bookshop? No worries for kids? Asked

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Speaker 1: like an old school bookshop. Yes, And if a kid

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Speaker 1: asked to go into a bookshop, you say yes, of.

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Speaker 3: Course, educational only by books. If I'm at the airport, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well this place was heaving from W. H. Smith.

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Speaker 3: I do love a good bookshop, though sometimes I buy

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Speaker 3: them for gifts, like a coffee table. Walk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a section I was in, Like, there's some

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Speaker 1: really cool ones in there. Anyway, I've got a few

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Speaker 1: coastal ones to match with the cane furniture.

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Speaker 2: The coastal styling of the Richmond home so close.

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Speaker 1: To the water. Anyway, Haddie, my nine year old, is

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Speaker 1: quite the trouble maker, and he goes, Da, Dad, come

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Speaker 1: over here and look at this, and it was the

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Speaker 1: where did I come from? Section?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we were talking about this book. The

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Speaker 2: other day.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not only the Where the Way I Come

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Speaker 1: from book. There was another book next to it, and

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Speaker 1: had he said here, I'm going to buy you this

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Speaker 1: and it says all about penises. Oh, well, like an encyclopedia.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, it's not like. It's not like that book

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Speaker 1: we've got in the office. It's all photos are different ones.

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Speaker 1: It's like an educational book. Encyclopedia, Yes, encyclopedia.

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Speaker 2: Did you learn anything?

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Speaker 1: Well, he handed it to me by the book. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't buy the book.

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Speaker 2: If the kid wants to learn.

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Speaker 1: He didn't want to learn. He just wanted to embarrass me.

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Speaker 1: He's like, hey, dad, here's the book you've been.

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Speaker 3: Looking for to say, I've had mine for a lot

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Speaker 3: longer than you've had yours.

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Speaker 2: I don't need this book. You need the book.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get into a debate about shame in the bookshop.

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Speaker 1: He's handed to me like and then backs away, and

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Speaker 1: I like, I'm looking at him, going, hey, don't be cheeky.

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Speaker 1: And I wasn't really focusing. And as I've leant on

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Speaker 1: the top shelf to put it back, I've leant too

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Speaker 1: hard and the shelf is given away.

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Speaker 3: All the books, all the boom, all on the floor,

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Speaker 3: all the Penis all.

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Speaker 1: The Penis books now surrounded by all the pens books

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the bookshop. And the old lady

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Speaker 1: comes out from hind the count and she's like, do

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Speaker 1: you need any help? But you okay? And you know,

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Speaker 1: just in those situations, it was so embarrassed trying to

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Speaker 1: get all the book.

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Speaker 2: You say, my kid did that and you walk away.

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Speaker 1: No, he was out in the front, laughing, pointing, thinking, Hilario.

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Speaker 3: You've got to You got a forty plus year old

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Speaker 3: dad fumbling his way through all the Penis books by himself.

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Speaker 1: What call the cops? I'm good, I know.

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Speaker 2: So what did you do? Did you rebuild the shelf?

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Speaker 1: I went bright red? You know me, I light up

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Speaker 1: like a bloody tomato. And I'm sitting there so nom fine,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably don't need anything. She's like, okay, we'll fix

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Speaker 1: the shelf. I'm I'm stacking them next to the weind.

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Speaker 2: The old lady where I come from? Did you learn anything?

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Speaker 1: I didn't open the book, Lauren was too busy stacking

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Speaker 1: the shelves.

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Speaker 2: That's what got you into that, Miss Phoe.

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Speaker 1: Now I should have read the book. Twelve years ago, Jason.

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Speaker 2: Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following

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Speaker 3: Them on the socials