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Speaker 1: And Whipper with Cheatitchy Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast, guys.

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Speaker 3: For those listening with or without tattoos, which is hot

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Speaker 3: topic on the podcast today, it sure is.

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Speaker 4: We're going to dive deep, deep dive, deep dive, deep

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Speaker 4: dive into tattoos that you might get for your partner,

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Speaker 4: highly personal tattoos.

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised that you've revealed the one that you've had.

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Speaker 2: When did you get that? Because it's not.

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Speaker 3: Often you have a snake's head coming out of your

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Speaker 3: mum crack.

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Speaker 2: We want to know where the rest of the snake is.

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Speaker 4: I've been called a little viper in the past. Have

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Speaker 4: you got a tattoo?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: Are you sure?

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Speaker 3: No, You're the only thing I can't get rid of.

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Speaker 4: And you've tried. Apparently that is not true your name. No,

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Speaker 4: We're going to chat tattoos.

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Speaker 1: Fitzy and Whipper with Richie Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about kissing you are. This is Matt Damon.

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Speaker 3: May Man, Mate, Damon. We're good makes end of the

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Speaker 3: footy Well he ma he.

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Speaker 2: Never never had him on the show, haven't we? You

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Speaker 2: would have thought that.

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Speaker 3: What annoys me a little bit though, as you constantly

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Speaker 3: pushing to get him on the show where he's just

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Speaker 3: sort of more of a personal mate, like we don't

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Speaker 3: I'm not friends with him to try and he use

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Speaker 3: or exploit his genius and his ability and his fame

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Speaker 3: and get him on the show.

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Speaker 5: He's been on numerous radio shows around Australia because he's

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Speaker 5: friends with him.

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Speaker 2: Mate mate Damon.

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Speaker 3: He has come out and an interview talking about the

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Speaker 3: movie We Bought a Zoo, which was Matt Damon, and

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Speaker 3: he's described the kiss that he had with Scullet your

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Speaker 3: hands and as you can imagine, Matt Damon said, I

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Speaker 3: get a kissing seamen scull at your hands and oh man,

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Speaker 3: do I have to? Of course what and honor that

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Speaker 3: would be? She's beautiful?

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Speaker 2: He said.

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Speaker 3: What was happening though, And it was quite good. It

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Speaker 3: started really well and they had a two shot of

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Speaker 3: them kissing. It was quite romantic, and he said the

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Speaker 3: kiss was great. The kiss was terrific. Then we had

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Speaker 3: a break and it was lunchtime and they both assumed

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Speaker 3: that the kissing scene was over. He said, she went

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Speaker 3: nate an onion sandwich. Not long after, the director came

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Speaker 3: up and said, we essed onions. He's going to be

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Speaker 3: just onion. What maybe a little bit of garlic in.

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Speaker 2: There to her rocking up the subway and just asking

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Speaker 2: for onions.

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Speaker 3: We wouldn't get tony abit just to eat through an onion.

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Speaker 3: You don't even eat the bread. The director came up

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Speaker 3: and said, guys, we need to do a tight on

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Speaker 3: that kiss.

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Speaker 2: They do a tight shot on that kiss.

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Speaker 3: So they found themselves close together again kissing, and he

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Speaker 3: said it was horrible. Those onions had come through from

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Speaker 2: Of the next. We've all had it, haven't. We can

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Speaker 2: scare you for life, can't it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, when you are getting into the age where

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Speaker 3: you were discovering someone you might be interested in, that

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Speaker 3: first kiss comes with so many nerves. You just want

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Speaker 3: to get it over and done with it, and you

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Speaker 3: want it to work and you want it to feel right.

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Speaker 3: The girl that I ended up dating with, a girl

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Speaker 3: I kissed once. The first kiss was terrible.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, you give it your way too much information

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Speaker 2: for you. It's just in case.

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Speaker 3: She was to listen to the chew if Tom slid

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Speaker 3: this into the National Hour.

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Speaker 2: But it was.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a great kiss mate. It was very aggressive,

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Speaker 3: like a kiss, And I think what always made a

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Speaker 3: good kisser was someone that just had the ability to

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Speaker 3: mold to the other person's rhythm and style.

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Speaker 5: Would that be fair? But how can you do that

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Speaker 5: for a young person? How can you pick that up straightaway.

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Speaker 3: Just match to what they're doing. But in this situation,

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Speaker 3: she was like, wow, wow, wow, almost headbutting me, moving

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Speaker 3: so full. I didn't really know when I could come

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Speaker 3: over here. You know, I wouldn't have that mustache. I'd

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Speaker 3: come over and interpretation of aggressive. I think that's all

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Speaker 3: we needed to know what she was vomiting.

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Speaker 2: But then you quite often there'd be stories of people

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Speaker 3: There was one guy we went to school within his

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Speaker 3: name his nickname was just Slobber because he would dribble.

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Speaker 3: He would eat the poor girl's face and she'd be

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Speaker 3: left with dribble coming out of her mouth and also

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Speaker 2: You've got to learn.

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Speaker 5: It's anything that you pick up for the first time,

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Speaker 5: you've got to learn how to do it. I was

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Speaker 5: the cluster of teeth. I used to go in with teeth,

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Speaker 5: which you realize straight away. It's quite jarring when you

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Speaker 5: hit someone else's.

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Speaker 2: Teeth, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: It's like a car accident, even if it's twenty k's

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Speaker 3: an hour. You still feel the impact.

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Speaker 5: I told you my first ever kiss, and it was

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Speaker 5: That's the hard thing about it, because we had barriers.

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Speaker 5: It was our year seven graduation and everyone who was

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Speaker 5: boyfriend and girlfriend had to go in behind the barriers

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Speaker 5: while everyone else come over came over the top and

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Speaker 5: they would do a countdown to see how long you

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Speaker 5: would pash for awesome.

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Speaker 2: So I was watching.

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Speaker 5: I was watching God Craig Stevens, Dion Cash was in

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Speaker 5: there and now God Cash, you go, I think, well,

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Speaker 5: I think Robert Hillman was in there for a minute

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Speaker 5: and a half and I'm going, I'm not going to

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Speaker 5: kiss Kate Ridley for a minute and a half.

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Speaker 2: How'd you go? That's how do you breathe? It's what

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Speaker 2: did he learn? The did you he do beforehand to learn

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Speaker 2: how to breathe? How'd you go? How long? I would

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Speaker 2: have been probably twenty seconds? And then there was a

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Speaker 2: few booze And what was that? Tommy?

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Speaker 3: Where was your first kiss? That's actually something I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I knew most things about you.

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Speaker 2: Tim No.

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Speaker 6: I took a girl to the footy and it was

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Speaker 6: beside Lighttown number three at the mcgok.

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Speaker 2: The girl were you pretending to be? Yeah, she was

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Speaker 2: a Warts fan? Oh what did she? Hawks is in Hawthorne?

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Speaker 2: Did Anthony Ketis as well? I got it if that's

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Speaker 2: how you want to get your firsts. But I mean

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Speaker 2: weird that you.

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Speaker 5: Take it over the inside for great deals in cheeky

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Speaker 5: getaway's What if dot com has just.

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Speaker 2: The place I went to? Hideaways?

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Speaker 3: Great?

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Speaker 4: But bring on spring jump on the what if app

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Speaker 4: to book hotels, apartments, holiday rentals and more.

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Speaker 2: What if it's Ozzie for travel?

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Speaker 4: You're a bit of a romantic fits and I do

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Speaker 4: love that you have a little tattoo on your site,

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Speaker 4: like running down the side of your palm there. Now

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Speaker 4: it's not Bjay's name, but it is a word that

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Speaker 4: connects the two of you, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: It's true? Span our ballet? Have you got span our

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Speaker 2: Valet's true?

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Speaker 5: That's our wedding waltz that we had at our wedding

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Speaker 5: and we decided just to get a little tatoo together,

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Speaker 5: a little bit of cursive cursive on our hands or so.

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Speaker 5: We were at breakfast the other day and she just

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Speaker 5: had her hand up on her face and you can

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Speaker 5: completely forget that it's there. Sometimes because we can't I

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Speaker 5: can't see it means you can't really see it until

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Speaker 5: I turn my hand around.

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Speaker 3: She told me that you guys that because you had

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Speaker 3: an issue with actually telling the truth.

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Speaker 4: It was a little reminder and that's why you had

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Speaker 4: it on that part of his hand that he can't see.

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Speaker 4: And it's never reminded to be true.

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Speaker 2: The one word I say with the detector true.

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Speaker 4: I think it's very sweet. And I do have to say,

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Speaker 4: you wrote a lovely post of about bj over the

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Speaker 4: weekend it was her birthday, and I had a little

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Speaker 4: tear in my eye because you were always so I mean,

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Speaker 4: you're lovely about Lisa too, and take lovely photographs and no,

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Speaker 4: but you are You're I think you're a little romantic,

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Speaker 4: and I think you might love.

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Speaker 2: Her very Do you know what happened?

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Speaker 5: I found a photo that I'd forgotten about, and it

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Speaker 5: was her when I first met her, when she was

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Speaker 5: working at the Allaid Airport for virgin.

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Speaker 4: And she looks like a baby, looked like a.

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Speaker 2: Baby, and I remember as soon as I saw it,

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Speaker 2: I went I.

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Speaker 5: Used to just stare at her at the airport for hours,

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Speaker 5: and you were rested.

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Speaker 2: Would give me nothing.

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Speaker 3: You didn't have any baggage at the time, been flying.

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Speaker 2: We're just as a maintenance man in high viz. The

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Speaker 2: hand on the back. I'm just checking in again. We

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Speaker 2: don't have your name. This is the fourteenth time you've

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Speaker 2: asked today and we've been shut for half an hour and.

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Speaker 4: Now stop coming in. Well, your tattoo is I think

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Speaker 4: very classy and classic. This tattoo I want to talk about,

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Speaker 4: and it is a personalized tattoo, but about as personalized

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Speaker 4: as you can get it is. It's so far from

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Speaker 4: being kind of classic and classic, and I would be

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Speaker 4: mortified as well. This woman who has a husband, she

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Speaker 4: went away and spent some time with a friend inter

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Speaker 4: state or you know, somewhere, and so she called home

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Speaker 4: to check in with her husband and the cats. And

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Speaker 4: he's trying to subtly but not so subtly, show her

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Speaker 4: something that that like a marking on this So.

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Speaker 2: Is this like a surprise He got a surprise tape.

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Speaker 4: This is the thing. He went and had the tattoo

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Speaker 4: without chatting it through with her first. Now I'm not

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Speaker 4: saying you have to get permission from your partner, beautiful

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Speaker 4: tribute to get a tattoo but if you're going to

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Speaker 4: get the face of your partner tattooed on your leg,

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Speaker 4: maybe run it past them, your idiot first. And it wasn't.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'm surprised she didn't know what was going

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Speaker 4: started asking her little questions like what's the what's your

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Speaker 4: favorite photo of yourself? You know, when do you think

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Speaker 4: you look great? So I think she just you know,

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Speaker 4: flipped a photo through to him. I really like this one.

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Speaker 4: And now now that face of that photo is tattooed. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: she she actually got really upset about it because you can't.

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Speaker 4: I mean, in that situation, it's very high to her

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Speaker 4: hard to hide your Yeah, it is when he goes down.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 5: I would love to did your get a surprise tattoo

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Speaker 5: of you and present it to you? And what was

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Speaker 5: your reaction when they presented it to you? Danny Green's

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Speaker 5: got the kids on his bicep, right, actual photograph their

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Speaker 5: face there. Has it ever happened to you though? Has

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Speaker 5: anyone gone head over heels and said, I'm going to

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Speaker 5: impress Kate Richie.

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Speaker 4: With a well, not my face. It's probably because there

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Speaker 4: have way too many photos to choose from such art

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Speaker 4: red car. But as far as I do, there is

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Speaker 4: someone who has my initials A fan or were you,

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Speaker 3: We should have said, let's prove you, prove your commitment

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Speaker 4: But congratulations to you.

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Speaker 4: I've got a wedding story for you, guys.

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Speaker 2: I can't think remember you.

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Speaker 5: Now, what's the best wedding? Is there one that stands

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Speaker 4: I don't think that makes a good wedding. I just

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Speaker 4: It's an Adelaide wedding.

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Speaker 4: There are so many rules and regulations around weddings. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Well, especially in the churm. Yes, your golden slip of

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Speaker 3: Don't worry about my mother's breasts, Kate. I spoke to

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Speaker 4: They make me wear red because it's the network color.

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Speaker 2: Curring I wear my red suit. It's not your.

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Speaker 4: What's wrong with What do you think red says to you?

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Speaker 5: Could you bring that up in the speech just to

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Speaker 4: To stand up wearing lane is wearing red? Please rise?

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Speaker 3: Why would you give yourself away? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: I had a situation at a mate's wedding and he

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Speaker 2: Get him on the marriage at first sight and great casting.

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Speaker 4: You know what My first thoughts are, what a little

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Speaker 4: Why would that even register? And even if it did agree,

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Speaker 3: Isn't that disgusting that you have been used like a

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Speaker 2: My heart went to him.

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Speaker 4: He needs a wide in your friendship group. So if

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Speaker 2: And your wedding, had you been with anybody else in

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Speaker 4: No, absolutely not, well said Kate, hands down. That's why

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Speaker 5: People who are addicted to their lawns. Do you know

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Speaker 5: Apparently TIF tough is the best lawn that you can Getfalo, Well,

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Speaker 5: I've got two sets of mates who have tiff Tough

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Speaker 3: Do you know it's a bit mad for their lawn?

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Speaker 3: Smallsy from the surgery. Does he really the maintenance on

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Speaker 3: He's done it beautifully.

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Speaker 2: Kent, Kent's mowing.

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Speaker 3: Knock knock, who's there, I'm here to trim your edges.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's as a woman on the internet that's gone

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Speaker 3: Is in a lawn competition? No are there lawn competition?

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Speaker 2: No, he's just he has an addiction to his lawn thirteen,

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Speaker 3: It's a real power play too. When you see a

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Speaker 5: Well, there is a term for it, dendrophilia. Dendrophilia literally

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Speaker 2: Doing anything to his lawn may involve contact with the lawn.

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Speaker 3: If you going to go to the doctor and you've

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Speaker 2: I reckon.

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Speaker 3: You might look at it and think, my god, how

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Speaker 2: Adam in Erskine Park, Do you have an obsession with

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Speaker 5: It's a mix of coaching, pie couch and Kai and Adam,

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Speaker 5: how many times a week would.

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Speaker 8: You mow the lawn?

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Speaker 7: Three times a week?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you said of Monday, Wednesday, Friday guy, or

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Speaker 3: you're throwing a Sunday.

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Speaker 8: Just depends how I look.

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Speaker 2: Adam. Do you have a roller? Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I've got three of them.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Can you give your Instagram page a

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Speaker 2: bit of a shout out now as we all perve

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Speaker 2: on your lawn?

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Speaker 8: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Lawn star, Adam?

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Speaker 10: Lawn Star?

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Speaker 2: Is that idea? Yep? Yep, Adam. Iider lawn Star like

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Speaker 2: lawn stars. Oh that is good, lawn Etsy, that is amazing. Now, mate,

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Speaker 2: can I ask you you don't have a dog, do you,

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Speaker 2: because I've got a mate. I've got mate. He's got

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Speaker 2: tiff tough and his lawn he is. I'm so addicted

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Speaker 2: to it that he's had.

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Speaker 5: To move his dog into the front yard and build

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Speaker 5: a fence for the front yard because his dog wheeze

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Speaker 5: on the lawn and drives it out.

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Speaker 2: Correct, which is bad enough.

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Speaker 3: It looks like you've actually used a mowing technique to

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Speaker 3: create that fresh line and crisscross look, which you might

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Speaker 3: do on your steaks with the grill and the barbecue.

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Speaker 3: But you see it beautifully done at say the SCG

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Speaker 3: or the MCG.

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Speaker 2: It's well done, edsy like you. Does your partner appreciate this, Adam?

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Speaker 2: Does she appreciate the lawn as much as you do

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Speaker 2: when it's looking like that?

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Speaker 1: She does?

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Speaker 7: Yes, she thinks I'm crazy.

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Speaker 2: But when it looks like good, Yeah, that's a beautiful strip. Mate,

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Speaker 2: that is magnificent. And we're going to go to Luke

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Speaker 2: in Sylvania. Luki tell us about lawns.

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Speaker 5: Louc Guys, I work with.

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Speaker 7: A guy who started a website called lawn Porn. Basically

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Speaker 7: it's for i'd understand it, the people that really really

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Speaker 7: dig their lawn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like Adam. Adam would be under that for sure.

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Speaker 2: N porn and to what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Have you caught him doing anything silly before? Like do

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Speaker 5: you think he's got dendrophilia?

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Speaker 7: Or yeah, we have a we have the tiniest strip

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Speaker 7: of lawn out in the front of our offers and

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Speaker 7: he's on every day.

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Speaker 3: Mary is fertilizing it.

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Speaker 2: You haven't seen him, do you reckon? He would make

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Speaker 2: love to the lawn if he could, Luke, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 7: I certainly wouldn't say that, but he's definitely law.

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Speaker 3: You want to be careful though, because if you're not

503
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Speaker 3: great at hearing and you're you're making love to your

504
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Speaker 3: lawn and the lawn mower comes along, you're just I

505
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Speaker 3: don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't advise it. Have you got anything else on today?

507
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Speaker 2: Stick to that instead of doing that.

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Speaker 5: Lawn that is? That is amazing, It would be it'd

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Speaker 5: be a great little It's a great hobby, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: But you put your ear pods on, you listen to

511
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Speaker 2: your music and you have a look at your lawn.

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Speaker 2: I think you've been cheating on me. You know, you've

513
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Speaker 2: got three kids as well. You need to look after that.

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Speaker 3: Have you have you got a mistress.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing up the front? What are you

516
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Speaker 2: doing on the not strip? Are your pants down on

517
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Speaker 2: the lawnfall?

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fits and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

519
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Speaker 2: Who was the worst customer that you've had to deal with?

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Speaker 2: If you've worked in retail hospitality?

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Speaker 5: On hear from you because there's a bit of a

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Speaker 5: or I'll tell you what it's firing up around the

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Speaker 5: Bao main area.

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Speaker 2: What's happened?

525
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Speaker 5: The locals are talking Chow Time, which is a great

526
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Speaker 5: cafe on Darling Street.

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Speaker 4: A kind of food.

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Speaker 5: Oh, they just cook different types of meals. This is

529
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Speaker 5: what I love about it, Kate, Different types of meals

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Speaker 5: and they just leave it in the in the window

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Speaker 5: and you get to choose. There's like there was meat

532
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Speaker 5: balls the other day, wraps whatever they feel like cooking

533
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Speaker 5: at the time, and it's always different fresh come in.

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Speaker 2: Cakes. There's everything that's going on.

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Speaker 3: I'm in mate.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, the other day a woman came into the

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Speaker 5: store and she asked for a chai laste and she

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Speaker 5: wanted three flaffeles. So she's there for three.

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Speaker 2: Minutes as they're making her chilate, and she said is

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Speaker 2: this going to take any more time?

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Speaker 5: That's right, she said, I'm just making your chilta now,

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Speaker 5: and we're warming up your falaffles. They then bring out

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Speaker 5: the faliffles. She blows up because the faliffeles aren't hot enough.

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Speaker 5: I want you to heat them up.

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Speaker 2: They need to be hot. Stop it.

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Speaker 4: But she's also in a hurry, so.

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Speaker 2: This is the thing.

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Speaker 5: She said, the chilate took a little bit, because I

549
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Speaker 5: think chilate takes a bit of time to chis.

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Speaker 2: Can take time.

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Speaker 4: I don't have chi either, And then my wife, I'm

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Speaker 4: looking at the chime and child, I get nervous because

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Speaker 4: I don't think I know what chi is.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, six minutes later, she said, this is ridiculous. I

555
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Speaker 5: haven't got my faliffles. I haven't got my chailate. I

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Speaker 5: want my money back. I said, you're not getting your

557
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Speaker 5: money back. We've nearly made your chailate. She said, right,

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Speaker 5: grabs a sausage roll that was under a cover on

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Speaker 5: the counter with her hand down on that, and she

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Speaker 5: walked out of the store.

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Speaker 2: You're kidding.

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Speaker 5: The woman that owns you time went running after her,

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Speaker 5: grabbed her and said, give me the sausage roll.

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Speaker 2: She said, but I want my chai latte no time. Now,

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Speaker 2: this is everyone around Balmaine and starting to fire up now.

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Speaker 5: So the woman that owns Time basically took the took

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Speaker 5: the sausage roll back and then she just she crunched

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Speaker 5: up the sausage roll in front of the woman and said,

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Speaker 5: well that's we can't use that now because you've had

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Speaker 5: your hands on it.

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Speaker 4: Yes, some many her big. The other thing is for

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Speaker 4: a woman who's who's ordering? And I love the way

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Speaker 4: you say for laughful because three for laffles? Did the

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Speaker 4: lady who was ordering three for lafles know that she'd

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Speaker 4: grabbed a meat sausage roll? I mean, is she a

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Speaker 4: non meating?

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Speaker 2: That is a fair call, o Kate. If you're a vegan,

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Speaker 2: what are you going the sausage roll for?

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Speaker 4: I think she was in a panic.

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Speaker 3: I like that she chased her out the door. I

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Speaker 3: was thinking maybe there would have been a royal rumble

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Speaker 3: on the.

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Speaker 2: Street in a headlock over a sausage roll. I would

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Speaker 2: have see.

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Speaker 5: If you and I rate customer at Bunnings, you're in

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Speaker 5: a fair bit of trouble because this happened down in

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Speaker 5: Melbourne Southeast.

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Speaker 2: But obviously at Bunnings.

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Speaker 5: Someone that was shopping in the store was not happy

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Speaker 5: because this incident unfolded in front of the charity sausage Sizzle.

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Speaker 5: But when you're working Bunnings, you can grab yourself an

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Speaker 5: axe and have a go at the people that work

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Speaker 5: in Bunnings.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, arm yourself with a nail gun if

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Speaker 3: you have to.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yep, they had to go.

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Speaker 5: He was pretty he was aggravated with something, so he

598
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Speaker 5: grabbed himself an axe and said, I want this, I

599
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Speaker 5: want that.

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Speaker 4: Oh he's not having a good day.

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Speaker 5: Everyone who's getting a snag out the front said well,

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Speaker 5: we better put our sauce on and get out of here.

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Speaker 2: No onion.

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Speaker 3: I remember seeing a guy at the bar one time

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Speaker 3: and it was just beautifully done. But he walked in

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Speaker 3: and he was cracking about something and then said, do

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Speaker 3: you know who I am? He played that line, He

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Speaker 3: played that cardo and the guy behind the bar did

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Speaker 3: beautifully and he said, can anybody help this guy?

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Speaker 2: He's forgot his name?

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Speaker 1: Fits you And with with Kate Richie Podcast when Kate Richie's.

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Speaker 3: Car It's novers Impressor for Kate Ritchie's impress The biggest.

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Speaker 5: Celebrity that's been in the impressor who's the biggest name

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Speaker 5: you've heard?

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Speaker 7: You?

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Speaker 2: That does impress me?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 2: If you're going to impress out girl, you can win her.

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Speaker 2: Impressa This is exciting stuff. You just need to do

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Speaker 2: something on air. Tell her a story, dance to dance,

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Speaker 2: sing a soul. This could be yours.

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Speaker 3: What's interesting to Kate Richie is we're not only giving

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Speaker 3: away your car. We're starting to load up this car.

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Speaker 4: I know yesterday we put in a fifty inch television

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Speaker 4: from television into the boot. It's in the boot right now.

626
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Speaker 2: I just checked the glove box.

627
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Speaker 3: You're not going to believe it.

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Speaker 2: That's a double pass the sea fifty cent.

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Speaker 4: But oh yes there is.

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Speaker 2: We are filling up this car.

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Speaker 3: Can you impress Kate Richie?

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Speaker 2: This morning?

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Speaker 3: Jazz in Cronulla, Hey jazz, Hey guy, there were good jazz.

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Speaker 4: Very well this morning. Can't wait to see see the

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Speaker 4: talent lining up.

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Speaker 10: I don't know the amount of talent.

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Speaker 4: Oh, come on, that is not the attitude we want, jazz.

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Speaker 4: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 10: So when I was about five or six, me and

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Speaker 10: my sister, for some unusual reason, were playing a game

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Speaker 10: of spetch where I was the dog on all foards

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Speaker 10: was it to a ruler at me? And I ran

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Speaker 10: through the house with the ruler in my mouth. So

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Speaker 10: at one of these times it was actually good Friday,

645
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Speaker 10: I hit the linen press with the ruler coming lengthways

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Speaker 10: out of my mouth and succeeded to droake the kitchen

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Speaker 10: sink and blood was coming out of my mouth and

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Speaker 10: physical mother in the eighties, my mother was like, worry,

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Speaker 10: You'll be right.

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Speaker 4: You know, blah blah blah.

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Speaker 10: So finally she decided to take me out to the hospital,

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Speaker 10: had some chests, and the doctor of the day came

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Speaker 10: out and said, you have successfully removed George Thompson. I

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Speaker 10: couldn't have done it better in surgery myself.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, amazing, Jack, that's the good old days. Well, he

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Speaker 4: isn't it, Jazz. That ruler was rammed so far into

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Speaker 4: his throat it sliced your tonsils out.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, we don't know where the tonsil went. We bysically

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Speaker 10: don't believe we saw the console, so it's probably somewhere

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Speaker 10: around my belly. And I just got one console in

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Speaker 10: my throat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you swallowed that.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, Jazz, My wife did a similar

665
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Speaker 3: thing running around Ruler in the mouth fell cut the

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Speaker 3: back of her throat. She was so small they needed

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Speaker 3: to stitch up the back of her throat. They cut

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Speaker 3: the sides of her mouth so they could open her

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Speaker 3: mouth wider to get in and stitch the job.

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Speaker 2: I like the joker. She is the joker.

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Speaker 3: A great story, jazz, vire and cab. Then you need

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Speaker 3: to impress Kate Richie right now.

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Speaker 2: Go for it.

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Speaker 8: I've wanted to be a bridalgun designer since the age

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Speaker 8: of four. I got knocked back a fair bit when

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Speaker 8: I was younger, and the only person who really encouraged

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Speaker 8: me was my mother. Forty four years later, I have

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Speaker 8: come first in Western Sydney for the Wedding Industry Awards

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Speaker 8: five years in a row. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 8: I would love to make address for you for your

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Speaker 8: next awards.

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Speaker 10: Kate Richie.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Fiona, gosh, this is something.

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Speaker 4: Will give yourself a plug here. What's your full name,

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Speaker 4: Fiona or do you have a business name? Yes?

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Speaker 8: I do, and my business name is in honor of

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Speaker 8: my mother. My mother passed away nine years ago and

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Speaker 8: she told my two young boys when I passed away,

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Speaker 8: because I won't be here for much longer. I will

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Speaker 8: turn into a white butterfly. So my business name is

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Speaker 8: white Butterfly bridle Cauture.

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Speaker 2: That's beautiful, Fiona.

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Speaker 4: I can hear the emotion white butterfly bridle Cature. Everyone

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Speaker 4: have a look at that. Weddings are back on now, guys.

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Speaker 3: Now, Fiona, what's interesting later in the year. I think

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Speaker 3: October possibly is the radio night of Knights, the ACRO Awards. Obviously,

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Speaker 3: this show takes home an absolute truckload. Kate Richie, I

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Speaker 3: think because we'll be there too. I mean, I'm happy

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Speaker 3: to be your handbag on your side, Kate, you could

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Speaker 3: be wearing a white butterfly dress made.

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Speaker 2: By fil Let's lock that in now. Will you come

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Speaker 2: in now?

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Speaker 4: I do have a stylist who will probably make some call.

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Speaker 2: The stylists can speak to Fiona and we can make

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Speaker 2: sure that dress is ready to go.

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Speaker 4: Beautiful. Thank you, no, thank you, Michael, Michael and Marshall, good.

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Speaker 9: Morning, get a Mike. I was pretty inspired by Kate.

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Speaker 9: I saw her on arn Doe and I found that

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Speaker 9: she was extremely vulnerable and then let her hair down

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Speaker 9: and just told everybody a story. And I was very

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Speaker 9: impressive and touching. So I just thought and very nice

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Speaker 9: timing amazing there today with you. But I just thought

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Speaker 9: i'd write you a little poem because all ladies have

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Speaker 9: a poem written about them.

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Speaker 4: This is Michael, that's so nice. May is actually sitting

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Speaker 4: here beside me. Would you like to Would you like

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Speaker 4: Michael to read us a poem this morning, Darlin? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: so yes, thanks Old.

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Speaker 9: The title is the Love of May.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is beautiful.

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Speaker 9: We are islands inside Ireland with precious time to say that.

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Speaker 9: Our lives like driffood on the beach. So the tigers

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Speaker 9: in our favor one faced the key to many sudden friendships.

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Speaker 9: By the score, there are those who love to party.

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Speaker 9: Others pass your door. You sacrifice your childhood strength found

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Speaker 9: you your way, but the voids left behind in that

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Speaker 9: struggle and now filled by the love of May's excar.

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Speaker 4: Do you know why that is? Michael? Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: May loves it. And also I was so glad that

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Speaker 4: the last line rhymed and you use the word may,

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Speaker 4: because I was just hoping so much you weren't going

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Speaker 4: to say home and away or some make summer reference

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Speaker 4: and make it. It would just have ruined the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: Not no disrespect to home in a way a cliche.

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Speaker 3: I wrote one as well, Kate. I know I can't

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Speaker 3: win it. Once was a man called Perkin.

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Speaker 2: Was all right, but.

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Speaker 4: You've done so well with a small child in here today.

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Speaker 4: You've sensored yourself very well.

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Speaker 7: You all have.

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Speaker 3: If the Perkin rhyme has impressed you, then let that

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Speaker 3: be the case as anyone else impressed you today, Kate Richie, Well,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Let's run through them, Darlan. We have Jazz who took

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Speaker 4: our own tonsils out, Fiona from White Butterfly bridal Coture.

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Speaker 2: Who's going to make you address for the radio.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then Michael who pinned a poem it was

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Speaker 4: beautiful yeah for you, for you and I Dlanton someone

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Speaker 4: about the way they speak of their child.

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Speaker 2: It's going to bet my little combs on the show.

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Speaker 4: Do you like me calling you Darlin dulany? Okay, Well

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Speaker 4: we'll talk about this in the car.

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Speaker 2: Back to the radio show.

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Speaker 10: We do it.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what Michael from Lewisham has really impressed.

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Speaker 5: With Kate Richie' Hey, that's a secret podcast password.

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Speaker 1: Your marriage Whipper with Kate Richie Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Actually I want to talk about goldfish? Is it really true? Tommy?

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Speaker 2: Can you find out where their memories? Do they forget

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Speaker 2: every three seconds what they just did a few seconds before?

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Speaker 4: That is the hot rumor I had.

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Speaker 2: It's been pushed out to eleven seconds of memory. It's

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Speaker 2: not good, though, is it like if you fall in

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Speaker 2: love with another goldfish, that's you.

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Speaker 4: I think it's wonderful. Maybe we should have a memory

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Speaker 4: like that. We would continue to fall in love with

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Speaker 4: the people around us over and over and over again.

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Speaker 2: But is that a new urban myth or? Is it true?

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Speaker 6: They actually busted that myth fits They busted it on

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Speaker 6: myth Busters Classic.

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Speaker 2: The boys would have been.

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Speaker 6: Maybe you could say myth Busters, myth Busters, very good,

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Speaker 6: myth Busters.

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Speaker 2: You can't get it?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 4: Say it again?

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Speaker 2: Myth Busters? Myth myth? He always with it.

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Speaker 4: If you've got that big.

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Speaker 2: Fat tongue, I think it could be the size of

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Speaker 2: the tongue.

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Speaker 5: I think he had a bad breakup with his smiley

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Speaker 5: once and ever since then he hasn't able to get out.

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Speaker 6: It's not true. Their their memory lasts months. The animals

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Speaker 6: the shortest memory is a bee two and a half seconds.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, certainly bees don't get it. They don't get a

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Speaker 2: good life. Do that because because if they sting.

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Speaker 4: You, they did, and they work so hard while they

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Speaker 4: are alive.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, a goldfish has broken a record. They're trying to

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Speaker 5: find out if this is true or not. But a

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Speaker 5: UK mum who has come out and said that Sparky,

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Speaker 5: the pet goldfish at home, is twenty two years of age,

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Speaker 5: the oldest goldfish of all time.

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Speaker 4: What's the size of it, Well, it's it's I don't know.

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Speaker 2: But have a look at it there. I mean, look

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Speaker 2: at his eyes, his eyes and stuff.

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Speaker 4: They're glazed over. They're like you know old dogs gray

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Speaker 4: in their eyes, and it.

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Speaker 5: Just I think it just swims into the tank into

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Speaker 5: the aquarium regularly. The other thing as well, it's a

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Speaker 5: good effort by Sparky because Sparky's had a few things

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Speaker 5: happened to her over the years. It's a woman, yeah,

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Speaker 5: Sparky unfortunately, Nicole Arathhoon is her name.

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Speaker 11: She said for you very soon, Sparkyu. My sorry, we

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Speaker 11: are talking about a twenty two gold Yeah, good stuff.

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Speaker 5: Araphoon had a daughter called Fieno and that's enoughge.

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Speaker 4: Swam and swam and swam.

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Speaker 2: Sparking's been doing it tough because you've got a gym.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna do You're going to gym.

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Speaker 5: No, because the door dropped a sausage roll into the

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Speaker 5: aquarium once. Now, usually fish die from that because they'll

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Speaker 5: keep eating until they die.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they just don't know when to know they't.

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Speaker 2: That's why you high school was gold fish? Where did you?

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Speaker 2: Where did you find this? Must talk about story? This

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Speaker 2: is amazing.

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Speaker 5: It's a twenty two year old goldfish mate that should

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Speaker 5: be dead because the daughter dropped a sausage roll into

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Speaker 5: its aquarium.

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Speaker 4: That is not dead.

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Speaker 2: This is an amazing story.

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Speaker 4: Defied the laws of gold fish.

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Speaker 3: You have got anything about a tortoise.

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Speaker 2: And nicole arathon.

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Speaker 5: This is There's got to be This has got to

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Speaker 5: be recorded in the Guinness World work Book of Records

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Speaker 5: for the Oldest Fish, for the Older Fish. Oh, Tommy,

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Speaker 5: are we going to do goldfish Fridays or something?

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Speaker 1: Or is that?

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Speaker 5: It is that?

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Speaker 2: The best goldfish story we got coming up next, Fish and.

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Speaker 1: Chips, Vitzy and Weipper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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