Speaker 1: Quick get you every day, dear Diary. Well, this week
Speaker 1: the most remarkable thing happened. Andrew Hayes' complete lack of
Speaker 1: dress sense and unprofessional workplace attire was endorsed by the
Speaker 1: highest office in the land. All right, well there you
Speaker 1: have it from the Prime Minister. No shorts for you,
Speaker 1: Andrew Hayes, thank you so much for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2: I keep going on the shorts, so I'm very.
Speaker 1: Sure having the PM back your shorty shorts was a highlight.
Speaker 1: Now tighten your drawstrings for the long list of low lights.
Speaker 1: Let's kick off with Abs in the newsroom.
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Speaker 1: You'll turn hazy, A few cumulus wash, I'm twenty.
Speaker 4: Four satellites to day with a few clouds about the place. Loudlouds.
Speaker 4: Really like the emphasis on that word.
Speaker 1: You'll turn jokester and Abs make sure you call me out,
Speaker 1: just having like Hails done the other day and the
Speaker 1: now salon they had instrumental music and I'm screaming in
Speaker 1: my head. I'm like I Will Always Love You by
Speaker 1: Selene Dion. I'm playing song songs, A song song song
Speaker 1: in my downtime.
Speaker 4: Now, yes, and that's where you finally got when you
Speaker 4: played yourself.
Speaker 5: Luckily it wasn't songs as long as a solo. Because
Speaker 5: I Will Always Love You is by.
Speaker 1: Witty Here, Helena, can you get something right on this
Speaker 1: show for us? I just need you to say the
Speaker 1: word jewelry, jewel ler ree.
Speaker 5: Go on, Hi, Louis.
Speaker 1: When you say when kids want to be entertained, consider
Speaker 1: Jodi and Hazy kids and say it again. Please? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, hey Hazy, what are you.
Speaker 4: Eating ships as well? Though?
Speaker 1: Oh you don't want them?
Speaker 4: Avoid the chiefs.
Speaker 1: That's the least attractive of all the prime that's true. Mind,
Speaker 1: Salt and vinegar chaps are winking at me at the moment.
Speaker 4: You see chips are chaps. Morning Chaps also has some
Speaker 4: nice salt and Vina chips on board.
Speaker 1: And what coffee are you drinking?
Speaker 4: I think that as well when we're having on an
Speaker 4: instant coffee Mike, what's it called Moroccan macona? Macona?
Speaker 1: And our abs in the newsroom asks the question on
Speaker 1: everyone's lips this week.
Speaker 5: Night, why does you dog eat grush?
Speaker 1: While Hazy revealed what he likes to google.
Speaker 4: The title of the video. His horse drinks water and
Speaker 4: farts aggressively.
Speaker 1: That's about you, And who knew this whole time? My
Speaker 1: co host was wishing I was a marathon running former
Speaker 1: Port Adelaide Shock Jock, I'm not cane corns.
Speaker 4: Gosh, I wish you were.
Speaker 1: Though, Hey, Abs, what's that Geelong player that Porter trying
Speaker 1: to poach to sport?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: Put Adelaide looks set to have its work cut out
Speaker 3: to get Toelong defender a Sava Rattagoula to the club
Speaker 3: during the trade period.
Speaker 1: Let's just try and end this week on a high.
Speaker 4: Can we a lesson?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: It's songs for tomorrow's Battle of the Banks?
Speaker 1: Like I really like you?
Speaker 5: We have such good friends.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry to s sorry to Alaina the week, Sorry
Speaker 1: to that Geelong guy a Sava ratta gaulet, and sorry
Speaker 1: not sorry to elbow.
Speaker 4: Keep going on the shore. I'm sure go.
Speaker 1: Off this weekend. Kings and Queens, Oh my love, Jody,
Speaker 1: you really what.
Speaker 4: If away from a holiday with what if dot Com?
Speaker 4: You could go to the dentist or the kids sports?
Speaker 4: But what if it was a weekend on the coast instead?
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Speaker 4: What if it's Ozzie for traveling.
Speaker 7: Friday?
Speaker 4: It is, right, Fitzgerald, good morning to you.
Speaker 6: But man and Andrew, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 1: It's interesting that he gets a magnificent and I get nothing.
Speaker 6: But actually, do you know what I'm going to introduce
Speaker 6: you first? Joking because I give away too many to hate,
Speaker 6: don't You're probably serve.
Speaker 4: In the mark. It really sets me up for the weekend. Fitsy.
Speaker 4: You should see me. I just strut around like a peacock.
Speaker 6: That is not a good look. That is not a
Speaker 6: good look.
Speaker 1: Bray Fitzgerald, what are you doing for Grand Final day tomorrow?
Speaker 6: I'm in Melbourne at the moment. It's going to stick around.
Speaker 6: I don't think I can deal with Collingwood fans, So
Speaker 6: I'm going home. Yeah, I'm going home boys last year,
Speaker 6: you know, you know, going to the footage. Man. The
Speaker 6: thing that I do remember we used to go watch
Speaker 6: Gonnell play and I remember someone yelled out because we
Speaker 6: were going to Peter Carey is a fairy and my
Speaker 6: old man got into a punch up with another supporter.
Speaker 6: I do remember that when I was a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and so you remember stuff like that. So I took
Speaker 6: my two boys last year and I got into a
Speaker 6: fight so they could remember the date. There'd you go, No,
Speaker 6: I didn't get into a fight. We went well last year.
Speaker 6: Remember last year was a blowout and it was really
Speaker 6: disappointing because Sydney's got absolutely flogged. So we're not going
Speaker 6: this year. It will just take it easy. You'll have
Speaker 6: a settle of bees and once today. But I really
Speaker 6: am Look there's a couple of no. Look, we dislocked Collingwood,
Speaker 6: but I love Craig mccraig because he's a South Australian
Speaker 6: boyees from a Sullivan search and I really hope to fly.
Speaker 6: I can get up. But also I'd love Chris Fagan
Speaker 6: to win a premiership. So I'm going to a Lion tomorrow.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 4: You were wondering just before. It seems like even some
Speaker 4: of the regular season games that you take Crows games
Speaker 4: so seriously that you almost launch how could you possibly
Speaker 4: handle yourself with the Crows? And they will eventually plan
Speaker 4: a Grand Final?
Speaker 6: Hazy, I will get really emotional. We're on the front.
Speaker 6: We had Toby Green and we were shown that vision
Speaker 6: of Toby Green after the game, you know, when he
Speaker 6: was crying. I think how I'm going to be. I'll
Speaker 6: be like that. I'm not even involved with the club.
Speaker 6: I think I will get really emotional. The other thing
Speaker 6: that I'd like to do Hayden, you know, and look there,
Speaker 6: I know their opposition, but s c in. You know
Speaker 6: how SCN has they have the biased radio Hazy you
Speaker 6: and I have to do. I've already come up with
Speaker 6: a name. It's not We're not We're not parochial per
Speaker 6: Crows if Australian and it's just biased Crows Radio. So
Speaker 6: we have to go on the umpires, the opposition, the
Speaker 6: opposition supporters. Jody, you could get involved with this as
Speaker 6: well and we just flag everyone off.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it so night.
Speaker 4: We probably do mention this too much on this radio station,
Speaker 4: but I'm not exactly what you're talking about. Fitz is
Speaker 4: anywhere doing the Carlton commentary and I think at one
Speaker 4: stage when the Bluers won a game, but he was
Speaker 4: levitating like a hummingbird.
Speaker 6: It's a great for any Crows supporter, load supporter. You
Speaker 6: just I love that bias. Cool, that's what you want
Speaker 6: to listen to when you watch the footy. So I'm
Speaker 6: go organize it all.
Speaker 1: Right, Fitzy. Just to wrap up, we're going to go
Speaker 1: around the room and get our predictions and our Norm
Speaker 1: Smith medallist for tomorrow. So I'm going I'll kick us off.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say lines by two points.
Speaker 4: Who's going to win the medal?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm hoping Charlie Cameron. I'm hoping he kicks four
Speaker 1: or five and then takes on ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fitz I've got the lines as well. Tight, I've
Speaker 4: got Josh Dunkley. Who are you going with?
Speaker 6: I'm going Collingwood by two points and joring to Goie
Speaker 6: will win the Norm Smith metal Well tell you that
Speaker 6: right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a final specialist, isn't he. He's a bad
Speaker 4: boy too.
Speaker 1: We love a bad boy and also fitsy. Before we
Speaker 1: let you go, you pump up footy song? What gets
Speaker 1: you going?
Speaker 4: Do you know? Jody?
Speaker 6: I always had this dream of running out to one
Speaker 6: hundred thousand people at the mcg and Thunderstruck comes on
Speaker 6: and everyone in the ground My nickname was Thunder and
Speaker 6: everyone's going under that was So that's my pump up song, Thunderstruck.
Speaker 6: I don't know why my nicknames. I don't know why
Speaker 6: my nickname is Thunder, but that's who I am.
Speaker 4: Well, let's let's relive it is.
Speaker 1: Go get a busy, Go.
Speaker 6: Thunder, go out like a gladiator.
Speaker 4: Thanks busy. We catch up for you next week. God
Speaker 4: see Michael from Hackam send a text through and let
Speaker 4: me read out this text and set it up. He said, right,
Speaker 4: everyone's in the crowd. The crowd stands and to go
Speaker 4: son for the national anthem, and then sounder silenced by
Speaker 4: disturbed plays and he set a follow up text saying.
Speaker 1: Goosebumps's kind of aggressive.
Speaker 4: It's really aggressive. Yeah, so aggressive.
Speaker 1: It's a lot.
Speaker 4: It's not it's not the original intentions of Simon and
Speaker 4: garf mink. We will give you the hot tap. No,
Speaker 4: I know we number one that sort now too to
Speaker 4: cover anyway, some good ones coming through, keep them coming
Speaker 4: through before nine o'clock. I fall to blow nine one
Speaker 4: nine nine one nine is a big, big day tomorrow.
Speaker 6: What are you doing.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're having We're heading down to the coast of
Speaker 1: the flu re open and we're gonna have some people
Speaker 1: over and just have a barbecue. You know, very good
Speaker 1: on the weather.
Speaker 4: That's nice. Weberque yes, and then and then to meet, right,
Speaker 4: doesn't it.
Speaker 1: What's going to happen is I'll go to the supermarket
Speaker 1: and I'll buy all the salad stuff and all the
Speaker 1: potatoes and all the meat, and then Greg will spend
Speaker 1: eight minutes cooking the meat and then take full credit
Speaker 1: for the whole barbecue. That's what's going to happen.
Speaker 4: Well, the meet is the showpiece, isn't it. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: don't win, friends of Salad. We've always said that thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four ten. Are you missing the Grand Final for
Speaker 4: particular reason?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: And I'm not talking about work if you can't get
Speaker 4: out of work. But I have a friend who didn't
Speaker 4: realize at the time that his fiance penciled this date
Speaker 4: in the calendar because she wasn't working. She didn't realize
Speaker 4: the date as well. But they tomorrow are going around
Speaker 4: the Barossa looking at wedding venues instead of watching the
Speaker 4: Grand Final. Yay, Wow, we're going to look at all
Speaker 4: these wedding venues and surprise, surprise, no one's here. It
Speaker 4: just must be a slow day.
Speaker 1: And what do you think about this one? I don't care.
Speaker 1: I just want to get back home and watch the
Speaker 1: second half?
Speaker 4: Yes, how into it are you as well? When we're
Speaker 4: trying to talk about where the reception will be and
Speaker 4: where the canapees will be, yet you're watching the Grand
Speaker 4: Final on your phone by a ko.
Speaker 1: I know. We've got a guy at Channel ten who
Speaker 1: yesterday remarkably was in the kitchen and someone mentioned it
Speaker 1: was Grand Final day and they said what are you doing?
Speaker 1: It's like, oh is it? Like had no idea and
Speaker 1: then he goes, oh, how good. I can go and
Speaker 1: do my supermarket shopping and there'll be no one there.
Speaker 1: That's what happened last year. I'm like, how can you
Speaker 1: not have an interest in football?
Speaker 4: It's just some of most feels. I don't want to
Speaker 4: say it's on Australian, but it's on Australia.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell him he said that because
Speaker 1: I have to deal with it today. That's fine.
Speaker 4: Why are you missing the AFL Grand Final? So the
Speaker 4: old go to as well? And if you look it
Speaker 4: up all these wedding venues, if there's anyone having a
Speaker 4: wedding tomorrow, I know, way you did it?
Speaker 1: Are they actually cheaper?
Speaker 4: Cheap? Much cheaper?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, I mean I get that. I get that
Speaker 1: it's cheaper, but also your friends now hate you? Yes,
Speaker 1: how before you obviously you know together forever blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Fairy tale coming true.
Speaker 4: Just wonder how invested they are in the wedding itself
Speaker 4: and how much of an eye they're keeping on the
Speaker 4: Grand Final if they're listening to it somewhere. And look
Speaker 4: all those boys are over the corner, huddle around something.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Oh that's my buffone. Yeah that's the fell up.
Speaker 4: Yes, all right? What did you miss? And why? We
Speaker 4: can broaden it as well? And it's not just the
Speaker 4: AFL Grand Final, a big, big key event.
Speaker 1: In your life absolutely thirteen twenty four ten give us call.
Speaker 4: Got some thirty six's tickets to give away as well
Speaker 4: for the best call? What did you miss? And why?
Speaker 4: I've got a mate who won't be attending any sort
Speaker 4: of function or even his own living room to watch
Speaker 4: a Grand Final tomorrow because instead it was booked in
Speaker 4: months and months ago. He'll be just off looking at
Speaker 4: venues for his wedding in the Barossa. Awesome, so happy
Speaker 4: about it too?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Does that set the sort of tone for their
Speaker 1: marriage though, where she's like, we're doing this and I
Speaker 1: don't care what you want to.
Speaker 4: Do, no, because that's a thing. So she put it.
Speaker 4: She locked it in months ago as well, and specifically
Speaker 4: took it off that date off work and obviously works,
Speaker 4: probably thinking well, she's having a bit of a monster
Speaker 4: on AFOL Grand Final day and said she was trying
Speaker 4: to be proactive.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, So he's very much like, well look, she said, look,
Speaker 4: we can cancel it, but he knows he needs to do.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a I don't know these friends
Speaker 1: of yours, but poor scheduling. Yeah, let's go to Carrol, like,
Speaker 1: good morning, Carol, good morning. Why are you missing the
Speaker 1: IFL Grand Final? Carol?
Speaker 6: I'm getting my nails done.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, Carol. The Nile is not going
Speaker 4: to do themselves. They never do, no, Carol.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you shellac or S and S,
Speaker 1: S and s every day of the week. The powder
Speaker 1: is good, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Am I right? All right?
Speaker 1: Well done? Carol? Nikki from Blackwood? What have you missed?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 8: I missed the AFL Grand Final a few years ago
Speaker 8: for my cousin's wedding in Queensland and majority of the
Speaker 8: family live in South Australia, so we all flew up
Speaker 8: for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were all save.
Speaker 8: But it was the year that it was a drawer,
Speaker 8: so we'll got to watch it the following.
Speaker 4: Week twenty ten.
Speaker 8: Nice to her credit, he set up a big screen
Speaker 8: for us all. Yeah, being a drawer, the wedding very
Speaker 8: quickly turned into a AFL party.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, okay, at least she was considerate about that.
Speaker 4: I like that. Yeah, he was so Nikki. Can I
Speaker 4: can I ask you were going for? In particularly We're
Speaker 4: going for the piles of the science.
Speaker 8: Tomorrow, no drawer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I was probably going for the pies
Speaker 1: about tomorrow.
Speaker 8: Then I am a crow?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: How you going for tomorrow?
Speaker 8: I love watching him, Yeah.
Speaker 4: That is true. He's won a lot of hearts to ask.
Speaker 8: I want him. I want him to win so that
Speaker 8: I can hear his speech because he won me over
Speaker 8: on ends that day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got Darcy Moore. He's just so perfect. And
Speaker 4: then you've got bad boy Jeordie to go.
Speaker 1: So many bad boy pies aren't there? Yeah it's good goodness.
Speaker 1: Thanks Nikki. Let's go to lou from Happy Val. What
Speaker 1: did you miss?
Speaker 2: What did I miss? I'm missing the Grand Final to
Speaker 2: watch my daughter go motorcycle racing.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, how about the scheduling for that?
Speaker 2: Well, it just happens, so you can't miss it.
Speaker 1: It's a good point. Where are you driving to.
Speaker 2: Mount Gambia from Adelaide, So it's a long drive just
Speaker 2: for the weekend and watch her race. But she's doing
Speaker 2: really well in the national series, so we're hoping to
Speaker 2: get her overseas next year. The name is Tara Morrison
Speaker 2: if anyone wants to follow on her socials.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Tarah Morrison.
Speaker 4: Hey, the good news though, Lou was how far away
Speaker 4: is the track from the actual town of Mount Gambia.
Speaker 2: Oh only about fifteen minutes?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay's all right? All right, Well, if you can't
Speaker 1: watch the Grand Final on Channel seven, don't listen to
Speaker 1: it on Treplan. That's all I say.
Speaker 4: Last night I was in Mount Gambia as well. I'm
Speaker 4: not even kidding. There was about thirty five pubs. Oh really,
Speaker 4: it's like every second places apart.
Speaker 1: But god, do you want hated that? Absolutely a You're okay.
Speaker 4: Got through. It's took one pub at a time.
Speaker 1: You're so brave, you're such a soldier.
Speaker 4: All right, let's continue the conversation for double nine one
Speaker 4: nine nine one nine. What are you missing the A
Speaker 4: four Grand Final four? Because I just feel for a
Speaker 4: lot of the properly particular bugs. Yeah, we'll see they're going.
Speaker 4: It's a big down on the.
Speaker 1: Calendar's stereotype and say it's just blokes the follow footy.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Fifty are women to go to
Speaker 1: the football.
Speaker 4: We had a call before from a young lady who's
Speaker 4: getting your nails done? And here's what you're waking up
Speaker 4: to Adelaide, breaking news. What's in the news today, snooths. Yes,
Speaker 4: a big game is happening tomorrow at the MCGH. That's cute.
Speaker 4: That's my information.
Speaker 1: That's all you got.
Speaker 4: Yes, teams are in so I think the Poles are
Speaker 4: still going is slight favorites, but I don't reckon they should.
Speaker 4: I think they match up so well the Lies. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the pins Ski is out of the twenty two for
Speaker 4: the Pies, but he will be the sub. And of
Speaker 4: course down Mixtay injured himself. That's a little bit tragic. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: I'm a big fan of John Noble. He doesn't get
Speaker 4: a gig from West Adelaide West Dadelaid boy, but Billy
Speaker 4: Frampton is.
Speaker 1: In Big Billy, so Port fans.
Speaker 4: Crows fans will know exactly who Billy Frampton is. He
Speaker 4: started at Port Adelaide, went to the Crows and then
Speaker 4: out of all of this, if they win tomorrow, he
Speaker 4: ends up with the Pies and becomes a.
Speaker 1: Premiership by premiership plan.
Speaker 4: What's a story that's going to be.
Speaker 1: Did the Port the Crows then go oh did we
Speaker 1: get that one wrong? Or well?
Speaker 4: Not really sure. He couldn't hold down a spot of
Speaker 4: the Crows so he wasn't kicking out Nick Murray, he
Speaker 4: wasn't kicking out some of the other defenders. So yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean it's one of those ones where they go
Speaker 4: to a better side potentially, but there's a better fit
Speaker 4: saying that he hasn't really been in all year, but
Speaker 4: he comes in through injury. But anyway, Brisbane going unchanged.
Speaker 4: Jack Payne hasn't come through so his ankle is still
Speaker 4: too short. But I've still got Brisbane to win by
Speaker 4: not much, all.
Speaker 1: Right, I like that the news. I'm so excited to
Speaker 1: talk about this. All morning. I was driving to work
Speaker 1: down North Terrace and I looked up and I went
Speaker 1: the moon took my breath away. Andrew Hayes, Wow, the
Speaker 1: moon looks incredible at the moment. It's the fourth and
Speaker 1: final supermoon of twenty twenty three. It's soon going to
Speaker 1: grow grace Australian skies and it's going to be a
Speaker 1: little bit closer to Earth than it normally is. And
Speaker 1: I have a bit of a theory on this. So
Speaker 1: obviously us women we go through things. It's called a
Speaker 1: menstrual cycle. But my theory is men's moods. Men's moods
Speaker 1: are dictated.
Speaker 6: By your.
Speaker 4: Yes. Indeed, i'll just finish this sentence right there.
Speaker 3: Well, we're made up of lots of water, so the
Speaker 3: we're dictator by the tides and the moons and all
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 4: And that's where we get feel it in my water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all coming together. But since ancient times, full
Speaker 1: moon have been associated with some really odd and insane
Speaker 1: behavior from men, including sleepwalking, illegal activity, fits of violence,
Speaker 1: and of course transforming into weallves. Wow, look for what
Speaker 1: you doing this evening, just on Friday night, after you
Speaker 1: have six.
Speaker 4: Beers, Yeah, six beers number seven, that's you and me
Speaker 4: just going off for the moon. It's oh whoa, Okay, But.
Speaker 1: If you get the chance, I'm not sure if it's
Speaker 1: still up. I just made out camera. God osh, go
Speaker 1: and get a beautiful photo of it. But if you're
Speaker 1: up and about, have a look at the moon this morning.
Speaker 3: It is absolutely good, sushy, good morning. Today we are
Speaker 3: celebrating a very special anniversary. It's seventy five years since
Speaker 3: fruit chocks were made.
Speaker 1: Oh how good?
Speaker 3: So the little balls of deliciousness which is apricol. Oh
Speaker 3: they actually do rusperty now too. Was the whole company
Speaker 3: was started in nineteen twenty six, but the first fruit
Speaker 3: covered chocolate bulls were done in nineteen forty eight.
Speaker 5: My mother would do anything for them. I think she'd
Speaker 5: sell me for.
Speaker 1: Fruit SOPs, would she?
Speaker 5: Oh that woman?
Speaker 3: Seriously, honestly, if you take a bag in and it's
Speaker 3: gone within one second.
Speaker 1: Just honestly, this is why you weren't validated as a child,
Speaker 1: because in the back of your mind you're thinking, Mum
Speaker 1: would sell me for fruit chops.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It came up in my psychologist appointment yesterday and we
Speaker 3: worked through it a little bit. But I still think
Speaker 3: there's some trauma there, so it might be an ongoing
Speaker 3: might be an ongoing practice.
Speaker 4: It always comes back the fruit chops, doesn't.
Speaker 1: It Also, as who sat there and went this is
Speaker 1: a genius idea. I'm going to combine fruit and chocolate.
Speaker 3: I know because so many people don't like them, like
Speaker 3: anyone from Intero State goes oh okay, and there's people
Speaker 3: in Adelaide that don't eat them and don't like them
Speaker 3: like hello, it's chocolate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I eat anything chocolate.
Speaker 1: Fruit, which makes it healthy.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Right, I've acquired the taste of the time. But I
Speaker 4: moved here when I was twenty one and I got
Speaker 4: be honest, it took a good couples.
Speaker 5: I have one message for people who don't like fruit chocks.
Speaker 5: Grow up.
Speaker 4: There you go. Let that be your first and final
Speaker 4: warning Again.
Speaker 1: USOS notes.
Speaker 4: You're up to date six fourteen, twenty nine degrees across
Speaker 4: Adelaiteesa get ready how to give us corn thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: fourteen for the six fifteen vending machine? And can I
Speaker 4: just say wow? Doesn't it present itself well on a Friday.
Speaker 1: There? Yeah? They look beautiful, fantastic the six fifteen vending machine.
Speaker 4: Quick, somebody's already for a fel ground final weekend. I'm
Speaker 4: talking to you six to fifteen vending machine.
Speaker 1: I just had a look at the actual vending machine,
Speaker 1: which is by the way, sitting in the corner of
Speaker 1: our studio, and I was like, is someone giving you
Speaker 1: a polish? You really Shmick.
Speaker 4: Got the hair slicked back as well smoking a cigarette.
Speaker 1: Oh so cool, so cool, dear me. We've got three questions,
Speaker 1: are we just All you have to do is get
Speaker 1: the third one right and then you can have a
Speaker 1: crack at the vending machine. All right, it's got a
Speaker 1: Caitlin from Kapunda. Good morning, good morning, How are you
Speaker 1: this morning? And how's Kapunda?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good, it's great, right, it's always good in Copunda.
Speaker 1: Okay, excellent. We've got a whole list of prizes here
Speaker 1: passes to pix up ut Adelaide thirty six's tickets, Velo
Speaker 1: Adelaide five hundred Friday After Concert series. But of course
Speaker 1: you need to avoid the chips.
Speaker 4: Yes, big time. Go the bombers. It's just racking my brain.
Speaker 4: So Compunda bombers, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, Go the bombers, exactly, Go the bombers.
Speaker 1: Are they in the grand final?
Speaker 4: Caitlin, No, we didn't make the Grand Final. In the
Speaker 4: Grand Final, I think you'll find Jodes that most teams
Speaker 4: have finished their grands like.
Speaker 1: Okay, well you brought it up the compunda bombers. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Caitlin. Three questions for you? Are you good
Speaker 1: to go?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right? Question number one? Which ground is the AFL
Speaker 1: Grand Final being played on tomorrow?
Speaker 4: The Melbourne Cricket Ground.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, yes, okay, I just have a feeling she's
Speaker 1: just going to roup through these questions two? Which television
Speaker 1: sitcom is the theme? Is this theme song? For gosh,
Speaker 1: just wrap this absolutely straight away. Question three for a
Speaker 1: crack at the vending machine? How many in a Baker's doesn't.
Speaker 2: Sixwl?
Speaker 4: It's still not twelve? Oh my gosh, So this could
Speaker 4: be one of our first Stephen Bradbury moments for the
Speaker 4: six fifteen vending machine.
Speaker 7: Brittany hy, Brittany.
Speaker 4: Incorrect. We've got a new question for you.
Speaker 1: Brittany, well done. What I need you to do right
Speaker 1: now is select a letter please between A and C
Speaker 1: B C okay, b B sorry, and a number between
Speaker 1: three and six four four C four?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 6: What we got?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 1: It punched it in?
Speaker 4: Oh no, what happened. Did it get stuck? It got stuck,
Speaker 4: It genuinely got stuck.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we just talked out the vending machine and
Speaker 1: saying how good it was looking, no goodness, being all right.
Speaker 4: Looks good but physically not performing.
Speaker 1: Story of your life.
Speaker 4: That was a private conversation.
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Speaker 4: Visit Lucky Dumpling market dot com. I wonder how many
Speaker 4: dumplings I could fit before my tummy says that's enough.
Speaker 4: Hundred bucks worth.
Speaker 1: We spoke about this the other day. Dumplings make me
Speaker 1: burp a little bit afterwards.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we figured out that maybe you've got
Speaker 4: some sort of allergy to prawns or crustaceans.
Speaker 1: Maybe just swallowing a dozen dumplings.
Speaker 4: Whole without chewing. But we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 1: And when I say it doesn't, I mean a baker's doesn't,
Speaker 1: which is.
Speaker 4: We're learning incorrectly. I think the whole world is completely
Speaker 4: encapsulated right now by this new celebrity relationship. Yep, and
Speaker 4: that is Travis Kelcey and of course Taylor Swift. Yes,
Speaker 4: oh my gosh. I mean, no one saw this coming.
Speaker 4: But I started off when he went to one of
Speaker 4: our conscious and gave a little bracelet with his number
Speaker 4: on it, which he thought and I was discussing with
Speaker 4: the mate yesterday. Imagine if you did that as a
Speaker 4: normal person, like, hey, you right up this girl that
Speaker 4: I really like and I gave her a bracelet with
Speaker 4: my number, and you'd be like, you're a creepy, should
Speaker 4: be in jail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And also you were discussing Taylor Swift's relationships with
Speaker 1: a mate.
Speaker 4: That's what we do. That's what we do with Channel seven.
Speaker 1: A bit of downtime.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a little bit of downtime. What I have
Speaker 4: loved about this as well is a particular trend which
Speaker 4: is really big in America. It's called did Taylor Swift
Speaker 4: put Travis Kelcey on the map? It's a TikTok trend,
Speaker 4: and basically these girls are saying, how good is it
Speaker 4: that basically she got this guy and she got him
Speaker 4: from nowhere and now he's just someone. And the reactions
Speaker 4: from some of these guys, particularly NFL fans, he's very,
Speaker 4: very on point. I'd say he's an example Taylor.
Speaker 1: Swift put Travis Kelcey on the map.
Speaker 4: Like before Taylor Swift, I feel like no one knew
Speaker 4: who he was in your world?
Speaker 6: What is.
Speaker 4: So on and so forth? Blokes, really, and you know,
Speaker 4: Americans just do it too, like, yeah, are you losing
Speaker 4: your goddamn mind a.
Speaker 1: Little bit, a little bit over the top.
Speaker 4: Well, to a degree, it's somewhat true, and that he
Speaker 4: was already high profile, but he's had a solid little
Speaker 4: boost since he's been with Tea Swall.
Speaker 1: I learned this when I came into work and I
Speaker 1: said to you, Oh, I watched this little doco thing
Speaker 1: on Netflix about Kelsey and it's about the brothers, and
Speaker 1: then I realized that one of the brothers was dating
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. And you looked at me like I was
Speaker 1: just spitting venom out of my mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I didn't even know what you were talking about.
Speaker 4: I couldn't hear kidding. Well, I'm a big Travis Kelsey fan.
Speaker 4: I'm a big fan of both the brothers. But I'm
Speaker 4: an NFL fan, So what about this? So this is
Speaker 4: recently female viewership of the particular game where she went yep,
Speaker 4: that increased by sixty three percent. Wow, and it's already
Speaker 4: very much highly watched thing iven States. Anyway, Travis's Instagram
Speaker 4: grew six hundred thousand followers. Of course it dude, that
Speaker 4: is solid. They've got a podcast to Kelsey that went
Speaker 4: straight to number one on Apple. Yeah, right, Travis Kelsey
Speaker 4: Jersey sales increased four hundred percent. That was the start
Speaker 4: that was doing the rounds. Yeah, and Kansas City Chiefs
Speaker 4: experience three time increase in home game ticket sales. And
Speaker 4: so there you go the Taylor Swift effect. Like that more.
Speaker 1: The moral of this story is, if you're a sports
Speaker 1: star and you want to boost your profile, date Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Date Taylor Swift. But she doesn't usually do that. She
Speaker 4: goes for movie stars and rock stars. It's still not
Speaker 4: as big of a high profile increase as the all
Speaker 4: time back in the day.
Speaker 1: Also, just a girl standing in front of a boy
Speaker 1: asking him to love.
Speaker 4: Remember Anna Scott shacked up with William Thacker. It's just
Speaker 4: a rand dude in England.
Speaker 1: She was a genuine movie yeah, I know. And then
Speaker 1: they went to the movies together and he wore those
Speaker 1: stupid goggles.
Speaker 4: And you're like, that's not sexy here, Yeah, I meant William.
Speaker 4: So I'm wondering as well, Joes in this particular partnership.
Speaker 4: So I was promised somewhat of a boost and profile
Speaker 4: since Jodi and Hazy would come together, because what comes
Speaker 4: with Jodiotti is somewhat of a boost. But I mean,
Speaker 4: I'm looking at my social media and I daresay it
Speaker 4: might have gone backwards.
Speaker 1: And who promised you that?
Speaker 6: Not me? Oh?
Speaker 4: God with me? I just lost two followers right now.
Speaker 4: What is going on?
Speaker 1: Well, that's on you mate.
Speaker 4: The Taylor Swift be the Jodotti effect. Alright, two comrades,
Speaker 4: two songs, trying to give the good folks the opportunity
Speaker 4: to start their Friday's right.
Speaker 1: And we definitely have an AFL theme this week. And
Speaker 1: I have just reverted back to twenty seventeen. Apologies to
Speaker 1: all the Crows fans, but I have to say this
Speaker 1: song by the Killers and Jack Freewell singing it on stage,
Speaker 1: absolutely incredible. Play my song, pleak.
Speaker 4: It's a pretty good chair. But what I would say is, oh,
Speaker 4: here we go. I mean, don't take that crow supporters.
Speaker 4: If nothing else, I mean, vote for my song, just
Speaker 4: to try and delete that unbelievable situation from your brains.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, what's your song?
Speaker 4: Jump on, Hunters and collective, get your hands. It makes
Speaker 4: sense that, Come on, folks, you know what makes sense.
Speaker 4: It's April Grand Final. You know it's going to get
Speaker 4: played at each and every bar. I was gonna say bathroom.
Speaker 4: You could do that if you like. Okay, wouldn't mind
Speaker 4: listening to a bit of Mark Seima whilst consuming a
Speaker 4: shower beer?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, so you go Holy Grail versus mister Bright's.
Speaker 1: A shower beer is a thing. I've heard it's a thing.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, it's very much a thing.
Speaker 1: Is it really?
Speaker 4: There is nothing? It is one of the little delicacies.
Speaker 1: Okay. Thirteen twenty four ten. Do you enjoy a shower beer?
Speaker 1: So you actually have like a Heineken when you're having
Speaker 1: a shower.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, really I'm going for a bolt of Xpa at
Speaker 4: the minutes that that's my top choice for a shower beer.
Speaker 4: But it just makes sense. You can buy things as well,
Speaker 4: there's genuine beer holders which you can assemble in your bathroom,
Speaker 4: in your shower.
Speaker 1: Are you joking?
Speaker 4: I'm not joking.
Speaker 5: You can do it for wine too.
Speaker 3: Can you actually have little wine so you can put
Speaker 3: your glass of wine in there as you're washing air? Yeah,
Speaker 3: get on that, Jody. I've done that before and it
Speaker 3: just changes your life. Yeah, really, get on it tonight.
Speaker 3: Shower wine, Yeah, to do it.
Speaker 4: You can pretty much do anything in the shower. Sometimes
Speaker 4: I eat dinner in the shower, do you Yeah, don't
Speaker 4: go to the talk in the shower.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're just having your bowlinnaise and a bolter in
Speaker 1: the shower.
Speaker 4: It's called knocking off. Sometimes three to four to seven
Speaker 4: birds from one stone. I guarantee if we get some
Speaker 4: feedback on this thing, thirteen to twenty four ten shower beers.
Speaker 4: Are they a thing or Texas for double nine nine?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: My nine hero was genuinely thinking that men can't multitask,
Speaker 1: and yet there you go, there you go. It's incredible.
Speaker 4: Feedback is welcome, but also probably more importantly, which is
Speaker 4: why we're speaking right now. Maybe jump on jerking hazing
Speaker 4: casts as a vote out of the bankers. Just a
Speaker 4: little bit sidetracked.
Speaker 1: I just like to clean my teeth in the shower.
Speaker 4: But you know, yeah, here we go. Let's go to
Speaker 4: Rhino and Croydon Park. Mate, mate, Yes, I've just got
Speaker 4: a feeling straight away that you're a connoisseur for a
Speaker 4: shower be Oh no.
Speaker 6: Man, you've got to get around the show of Bundy's buddy.
Speaker 4: That's the next showy ship.
Speaker 1: Okay, so straight Bundy, or you're mixing it or what's
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 6: Look if it's a Wednesday, man, you've got to mix it.
Speaker 6: But otherwise.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right there you go.
Speaker 1: Okay, where do you rest it? Rhino? Dare I ask you? Don't?
Speaker 1: You don't?
Speaker 6: You just hold that and then you just put it
Speaker 6: down and then you're yeah, and then get on the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, then you get on the day. It's a
Speaker 4: morning Sunday morning shower Bundy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we apologize. And are you are you listening
Speaker 1: to us as you're showing and having your Bundy?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, probably you know just put and collectors.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, right right, that's good. Right, you're my type
Speaker 4: of operator. Thank you and bless you. You promise that
Speaker 4: you'll take care of yourself and have a good friday.
Speaker 5: Of course, good on you right now. Of course you'll
Speaker 5: have a good friday. It's just had a Bundy in the.
Speaker 4: Someone's going to be happy in the next minute or so,
Speaker 4: when someone's going to be very very sad, gentleman. A
Speaker 4: couple of songs, just a fire up for the big
Speaker 4: day tomorrow. That's our theme for battle for Thingers this week.
Speaker 1: Yes, AFL Grand Final. A couple of songs.
Speaker 4: Yes, So you've got an absolute to go to classic
Speaker 4: and that is your head. Holy Grail unders plectis absolute
Speaker 4: staple for the AFL Grand Final. Or if you're trying
Speaker 4: to trigger crows rams from twenty seventeen, you played this
Speaker 4: in saying that's still a very very good song.
Speaker 1: We are sitting locked at nine apiece in Battle of
Speaker 1: the Banking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's tight, really tight, isn't it. It is Welcome
Speaker 4: to the stage camera, go Josh, how are you great? Man? Great? Thanks? Guys,
Speaker 4: how are you going good? Thanks? I say we'll see
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you what absolute decimation this week? Sixty to
Speaker 7: one hundred and eight on no hang on. That's the
Speaker 7: score from the twenty seventeen Grand Final.
Speaker 1: Some good gear from you Josh, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 7: And the winner is Jody Audie with mister Brightside.
Speaker 1: Little bit how fans going nut?
Speaker 4: That's how you did that, didn't you. Yeah, slad the
Speaker 4: crows of borders, but you recruited a whole bunch of
Speaker 4: Port Adelaide supporters. There you go. This week's win the killers,
Speaker 4: mister Brightside, Battle of the bangers, and you're taking a
Speaker 4: little bit of a lead out, Jose out of my
Speaker 4: cage and doing just fine. We're a little duck.
Speaker 1: You telling me that you built a time machine on
Speaker 1: this daisy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, not much going on at the moment.
Speaker 4: Be boring around it. Hang on a second, whoa f
Speaker 4: come on, you're ready Grand Final week?
Speaker 6: Know what to do?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is there a grand final page today? Man?
Speaker 4: By all reports? Thank goodness, I'm not going down the
Speaker 4: error again.
Speaker 7: They did that, switched it up with boats on this daisy.
Speaker 4: Twenty nine to Stember nineteen sixty one. Julie Gillard was
Speaker 4: born in Wales. Today's her sixty second birthday. I don't
Speaker 4: know she was a Welsh original.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that either, So there you go.
Speaker 4: See in America, you can't be born outside of America
Speaker 4: and to be president and be president yeah okay, different
Speaker 4: rulesy didn't know that, Yes, and we're bless because of it.
Speaker 1: And good on your jewels. First female prime minister of
Speaker 1: this great country.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what they bit of carry on from
Speaker 4: Julia Gillard when Wales beat the Waalbies the other night.
Speaker 1: A bit of carry on with that misogyny speech.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh please don't.
Speaker 4: Was a Julia up and about when the Welsh absolutely
Speaker 4: pants the Wallabies nineteen sixty seven six o'clock will ended
Speaker 4: in South Australia. That was from this date on you
Speaker 4: could purchase an alcoholic drink up to ten pm.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that a wild night out?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Big oh cheers. Didn't that just change everything?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Set the sun?
Speaker 1: Yeah right now I try to be in bed by
Speaker 1: ten pm.
Speaker 4: Yes see. Yeah, things have really changed switched around a bit.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and one, Brisbane Lines one of the first
Speaker 4: of their three consecutive premierships. Gosh they were, and it's
Speaker 4: a fun debate as in terms of who was the
Speaker 4: most dominant team. You've got Brisbane, you've got Hawthorne, and
Speaker 4: you've recent times of course Richmond. But my gosh, think
Speaker 4: about that Midfield back in the day and kicking it up,
Speaker 4: kicking it up to big bad, bustling John.
Speaker 1: O'Brien, kicking it up the guts, up.
Speaker 4: The guts and Bradshaw as well given him ago.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why not?
Speaker 4: Gosh, what a salivating lip it was.
Speaker 1: Akamaras joined the party for a while.
Speaker 4: Oka was an absolute freak.
Speaker 1: He's a real estate agent.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, I'd buy property off him. Would you know
Speaker 4: he tried to become pro with golf?
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: He was accused of cheating a couple of times. That's
Speaker 4: that's not even the joke. It's to the character he
Speaker 4: maintains his innos. It's that beautiful weathers and Sonny, that's.
Speaker 1: That righteous, isn't it really heading into a long weekend
Speaker 1: as well? Tomorrow?
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Speaker 4: cross a mile in prepare to get lit. And we've
Speaker 4: just been preparing for the big day just by celebrating
Speaker 4: with big pump up songs across the morning. So much fun.
Speaker 4: In fact, Josh from Seacliff requested this one beautifully.
Speaker 1: If that doesn't get the juices flying, I don't know
Speaker 1: what will GISs your corpse, like literally dead, literally dead
Speaker 1: jack your bowls.
Speaker 4: So everyone who requested songs, thank you very much. Keep
Speaker 4: it locked and over. Of course, all snowvers one hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty k. We're going to play all day with
Speaker 4: Maddie in DC time now though, for the diary, interesting
Speaker 4: theme this.
Speaker 1: Week, Yeah, well, basically this was just an assembly of
Speaker 1: the worst moments of the week, and there were quite
Speaker 1: a few. And just keep an ear out for Abby
Speaker 1: in the newsroom because she features quite heavily.
Speaker 3: I'll put my resignation in have you Yeah, I'm done
Speaker 3: so and it was that easy, Yeah, Josh. I walked
Speaker 3: into Josh's office, Boss Josh, and he said, have you
Speaker 3: got your box ready, I said, yeah, I'm packing up.
Speaker 4: Now you're a support person. He said, I got bad
Speaker 4: news for you, and you said, wait, wait wait wait
Speaker 4: I quit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I jumped before I got pushed.
Speaker 1: That's a girl.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, Okay, we'll leave you with the diary. Enjoy
Speaker 4: the weekend, Happy Grand Final Day, Goodbye.