Speaker 1: We've got Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Paralympics just around the corner as well. How about this.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone knew that this was a rule,
Speaker 2: but apparently it is. If a Paralympian competes with the
Speaker 2: visible Olympic Rings tattoo, then they will be disqualified from
Speaker 2: the upcoming games. What so, now all I assumed it
Speaker 2: was Paralympians as well, that's what happens. So you got Olympics, Paralympics,
Speaker 2: you get the rings, so probably above your boob.
Speaker 1: Wait, so they're saying that if you compete as a
Speaker 1: Paralympian and you've got a visible rings tattoo, you'll be disqualified.
Speaker 3: You will be disqualified because the tattoo is considered to
Speaker 3: be body advertising by the International Paralympic Committee, the iPSC
Speaker 3: hoot of a Christmas party, which is a separate organization
Speaker 3: to the International Olympic Committee. So basically you're advertising what
Speaker 3: would seem like almost a competitor, right, bodies, different committees. Okay,
Speaker 3: sometimes they fight, and I'll tell you what I think
Speaker 3: of Anchorman. The scene in Anchorman where the news teams
Speaker 3: are fighting, it's just brutal. British swimmer Joseph Craig was
Speaker 3: disqualified in his SA one hundred meter final at the
Speaker 3: IPC Swimming European Championships, not because of his swimming, because
Speaker 3: of his visible Olympic rings tattoo.
Speaker 2: That is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: We've got a paralympian at out who goes to our
Speaker 1: gym and she's got a massive rings on the back
Speaker 1: of her neck.
Speaker 4: What does she do?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 2: She needs to cover it up?
Speaker 1: I guess Oh, is it like a netball when you
Speaker 1: have to cover up your ear rings with some tape?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that what you have to do?
Speaker 3: Oh, you look like such a thug, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 2: Really, that is a ridiculous law, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I've got some ridiculous laws for you that live in
Speaker 3: this country. Okay, I'm not taking the piss here. This
Speaker 3: is These are genuine laws, all right. I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: through and we got about five or six for you.
Speaker 6: Go on.
Speaker 2: First up.
Speaker 3: In South Australia, there's a two hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 3: maximum fine for unlawfully ringing doorbells two hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: bucks the Great Pranks.
Speaker 1: As a youngster, we caught people doing that on our
Speaker 1: doorbell because we've got cameras now. So Greg goes have
Speaker 1: a look at this, and this is These two young
Speaker 1: punks walk past.
Speaker 4: And rang our door. We can have them charged.
Speaker 2: I tell you, it's worth a two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars fine.
Speaker 3: Or Jody capturing you and forcing you to listen to
Speaker 3: her netball stories.
Speaker 2: Oh wow's just kidding.
Speaker 3: It's an offense in both Say and Victoria to take
Speaker 3: a homing pigeon unless you have a lawful authority to
Speaker 3: do so. In Wa, you can be in trouble for
Speaker 3: stealing a pigeon, but only if it's tame and either
Speaker 3: in a pigeon house or an owner's land.
Speaker 2: So the big question is.
Speaker 3: Who in their right mind would say, oh, there's a
Speaker 3: pigeon up for grabs. I'll take that.
Speaker 4: That pigeon looks very vulnerable. He's coming home with me.
Speaker 2: I look at him. You need a home there, fella
Speaker 2: killing with me?
Speaker 4: How do you lure a pigeon?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Is it breadcrumbs? I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You call Bill Laurie. I'm not sure. Two more for you.
Speaker 3: It's quickly bars required by law to stable water and
Speaker 3: feed horses of patrons say that again you don't see
Speaker 3: enough horses. So if you take your horse down the
Speaker 3: street and you, I don't know, jump into the Oxford
Speaker 3: Hotel for a beer and your horses out the front, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean legally they've got to provide food and water
Speaker 3: for your horse. Wow thirty twenty fourteen. When I was
Speaker 3: the last time you took your horse out for a spin.
Speaker 3: And lastly, if you get electrocuted to death, then you
Speaker 3: will have to pay a fine to the government. This
Speaker 3: is investing, so you're just mining your business. Maybe it's
Speaker 3: not on purpose, maybe it is.
Speaker 2: Bang you dead.
Speaker 3: According to Australian laws it is illegal to touch electric
Speaker 3: buyers that can lead to your death. So if this
Speaker 3: does happen, you're a chance of getting a two hundred
Speaker 3: dollars fine.
Speaker 2: In the mail.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine that?
Speaker 1: Imagine being the ones left behind, Like, you know, your
Speaker 1: son electrocutes himself to death and then the cops come.
Speaker 4: Knocking at door. That'll be two hundred dollars thank you.
Speaker 3: Under bux So I die by electrocution and then two
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars fine comes in the male and they're.
Speaker 2: Like he's still He's still annoying me. He's still holding
Speaker 2: me back.
Speaker 4: The Obamas.
Speaker 3: What an unbelievably solid power couple they are are. That's
Speaker 3: the biggest power couple on.
Speaker 1: Earth, I would have to say, and just couple goals
Speaker 1: like you can just see the pure adoration that they
Speaker 1: have for each other. But also have you ever seen
Speaker 1: any two more charismatic, smart, funny, just charming people together
Speaker 1: and hazy?
Speaker 3: I can't say that was a straight sexual chemistry and
Speaker 3: it's admirational. No, I'm talking about Barrick and Michelle right now,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about Barck Michelle.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I need to be much clear with my words.
Speaker 7: Mate.
Speaker 1: You know how we like to dimming things up on
Speaker 1: radio with a swash. Put a swash in, now, put
Speaker 1: a swash.
Speaker 2: I really got this.
Speaker 4: He separate theme.
Speaker 2: We're back on track and Barack have.
Speaker 4: A lot of sexual chemistry. That is true.
Speaker 2: I watched him on stage.
Speaker 3: You like any second now, they're about to make life
Speaker 3: reckon You get those vibes.
Speaker 2: It's a good place to be.
Speaker 4: It is a little bit like that.
Speaker 1: The two of them have just delivered an absolutely devastating
Speaker 1: takedown of Donald Trump at the Democratic National Convention yesterday.
Speaker 4: The former first lady just lampoone.
Speaker 1: Trump had belittled his exploitation of race for political game,
Speaker 1: and it was just so beautiful to watch. Have a
Speaker 1: listen to the gorgeous Michelle in action.
Speaker 8: There's a limited, narrow view of the world. Made him
Speaker 8: feel threatened by the existence of two hard work and
Speaker 8: highly educated, successful people who happened.
Speaker 5: To be black.
Speaker 8: Who's gonna tell him, Who's gonna tell him that the
Speaker 8: job he's currently seeking might just be one of those
Speaker 8: black jobs.
Speaker 1: Well, just a bit of background to the black jobs thing.
Speaker 1: So Trump used that expression in a debate with Joe
Speaker 1: Biden in June to describe the economic threat he claimed
Speaker 1: was being posed to African Americans by illegal immigrants.
Speaker 4: So, yes, he plays the race card, and it's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Gosh, he's an idiot.
Speaker 3: And also just quickly Trump when it comes to cricket,
Speaker 3: come on, make grow.
Speaker 2: Up, du tendlter. It's all of.
Speaker 1: All the things that Trump has done, that's the one
Speaker 1: thing that you will never forgive him for.
Speaker 2: You've really broke my heart when he said that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Barrick also took to the stage and he was
Speaker 1: equally as scathing of our boy Donald.
Speaker 9: Have any eight year old billionaire who has not stopped
Speaker 9: whining about his problems since he rolled down his golden
Speaker 9: escalator nine years ago. There's the childish nickname, the crazy
Speaker 9: conspiracy theories, this weird.
Speaker 2: Obsession with crowd sizes.
Speaker 3: Here you go and just explained to us that whole
Speaker 3: crowd sizing situation.
Speaker 1: Indi visual when he said that, when he said the
Speaker 1: expression crowd sizes, he did that thing with your hands
Speaker 1: when you perhaps insinuate someone has this small.
Speaker 4: A small pennace.
Speaker 1: So he was like that fifteen Yeah, So he was
Speaker 1: like that with his hands, suggesting that Donald isn't overly
Speaker 1: well endowed, well done, well flayed face.
Speaker 2: I think we can all absolutely enjoy.
Speaker 3: He had safety agree without seeing anything that we know
Speaker 3: that Barack Obama was probably spot on that situation.
Speaker 1: So they took to the stage, they absolutely nailed at
Speaker 1: the Obama's probably one karmela An election, and then went
Speaker 1: off stage and made love.
Speaker 2: As you said, you should have said that make love.
Speaker 2: It was so perfect.
Speaker 3: It was so perfect, Ah speaking making love on the
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Speaker 2: Well lar d freaking.
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Speaker 3: Adelaide five hundred Saturday After Race Concert Series first question
Speaker 3: for the six fifteen Venue Machine quiz coming up next.
Speaker 1: Don't ever use the expressions Jody and Hazy and sexual
Speaker 1: engine in the same sentence ever again, Is that understood?
Speaker 2: Is it one way? Jody and Hazy's loose lists.
Speaker 3: So this exercise is about listening and just expanding our
Speaker 3: listening skills show.
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't need to talk slow now because I
Speaker 1: can hear you because I don't have my noise canceling
Speaker 1: headphones on.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm making a point that this is aggressively directed
Speaker 3: towards you.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Loose lips.
Speaker 3: So what we do is we put some noise canceling
Speaker 3: headphones on Jod's and you have to genuinely read my.
Speaker 2: Lips when I say a bit of a phrase.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe it will help you absorb the information, all right,
Speaker 3: And what I will say is I had a crack
Speaker 3: last week.
Speaker 2: You're tired, Thank you.
Speaker 4: It's not easy, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Really not easy.
Speaker 1: No, it's tricky, and I am generous in this space.
Speaker 1: And then I enunciated my words.
Speaker 4: You tend to mumble and sometimes miss words.
Speaker 3: Sometimes my lips don't move so little that I'm speaking
Speaker 3: out of my nose, like my nostrils are going crazy.
Speaker 4: That's what it sounds. We read my nose, my nostrils.
Speaker 3: Good luck with that, all right, So let's turn up
Speaker 3: the noise canceling headphones for Jody.
Speaker 2: Do you want to get some cheese?
Speaker 4: Do you wash your knickers?
Speaker 2: That's incorrect, but I know that?
Speaker 4: Is that correct?
Speaker 2: That is not correct? Do you want to get some cheese?
Speaker 4: Do you want to eat some cheesels? Do you want
Speaker 4: to eat some nickers?
Speaker 2: One more ready? Do you want to get some cheese?
Speaker 1: Do you want to eat some cheese?
Speaker 3: All right, noise canceling headphones off it. Do you want
Speaker 3: to get some cheese?
Speaker 4: I'll get some cheese.
Speaker 2: There might have been one word wrong, but that's good enough.
Speaker 4: Right, Thank you.
Speaker 2: You've got the bulk of the information. That's what this
Speaker 2: is all about.
Speaker 4: It's very concerned that you like to eat your undies.
Speaker 2: But anyway, no, God, who's Nick's getting eaten again. That's
Speaker 2: that right? All right, let's turn the noise canceling headphones
Speaker 2: back up. Here's your next phrase. You have tiny buttocks?
Speaker 4: Do you want to press my buttons?
Speaker 2: Yes? But incorrect.
Speaker 3: I feel like I press her buttons every single day
Speaker 3: because she's ahays about to blow it.
Speaker 1: This is where you don't understand that I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: Which is a good thing. All right, here you go.
Speaker 2: You ready? You have tiny buttocks?
Speaker 4: Do you have shiny buttocks?
Speaker 2: Oh? Very close? One more go? You have tiny buttocks?
Speaker 1: You have tiny buttocks?
Speaker 3: All right, noise canceling headphones off, Jude, you're getting good
Speaker 3: at this. You got that, well done.
Speaker 4: This is working.
Speaker 2: You know what's going on now. That's fantastic. All right.
Speaker 3: Last one, noise canceling your headphones back on? Jody, can't
Speaker 3: hear anything except for really really weird crappy elevator music.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Where do babies come from?
Speaker 4: Where does loose change on your bum?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 2: Incorrect? All right? Ready? Where do babies come from?
Speaker 1: Where do something about rabies?
Speaker 2: Close? Last time? Last time? Where do babies come from?
Speaker 7: Where do babies come from?
Speaker 2: It's incredible.
Speaker 1: Done, well done, gosh I'm glad I've got that, because
Speaker 1: if I had said where do rabies come from?
Speaker 3: I don't know either dogs rabbit dogs, but quite seriously,
Speaker 3: where the hell do babies come from?
Speaker 4: You've got three, so I.
Speaker 1: I think you're in the right Your location services are on.
Speaker 7: Put it that way.
Speaker 1: To say you need a winning a space is a
Speaker 1: massive understatement, because I think you're up by about six
Speaker 1: or seven at one stage, and then you've lost six
Speaker 1: or seven in a row.
Speaker 3: Does that mean that's some quick mass you're on a
Speaker 3: seven week winning run?
Speaker 2: I think so what the hell happened?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You completely turned it around, started choosing crappy songs.
Speaker 2: You were hopeless at once.
Speaker 4: That's not but that's okay. There's no need for that.
Speaker 2: Your of the Banger's career was on life support. There
Speaker 2: is absolutely you flatlined at one stage.
Speaker 4: Unnecessary to have a crack at me.
Speaker 2: Is a real weekend at Bernie types that you know
Speaker 2: what this is.
Speaker 1: This is you not taking accountability for your own like
Speaker 1: a form.
Speaker 4: Don't blame me.
Speaker 1: Mate, Oh my gosh, I don't blame me because you've
Speaker 1: crapped the bed.
Speaker 3: I know, and I didn't just crap the bed as well.
Speaker 3: I cracked the bedroom. It's everywhere. It's on the walls,
Speaker 3: it's on the roof. Oh my god, it's everywhere but
Speaker 3: in the toilet. Who knew there was one person to
Speaker 3: produce so much crap in.
Speaker 4: One unbelievable, isn't it anyway? AnyWho?
Speaker 2: Fourteen thirteen. I need this win very very desperately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So two songs go head to head. You choose one,
Speaker 1: I choose the other one, and then you get to
Speaker 1: vote at the Jody and Hazy Instagram page for the
Speaker 1: song that you want to hear at eight o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: We have a theme each and every week. This week's
Speaker 4: theme is fighting.
Speaker 3: Fighting off the back of our favorite Adelaide Crow's fugitive
Speaker 3: and that is.
Speaker 2: Mat crouchs such a bad boy.
Speaker 1: That Crouch day three in the holding cells in the
Speaker 1: Adelaide City Watchhouse.
Speaker 4: I don't wonder how he's going.
Speaker 2: What sort of bad boy tats he's got?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, at the barbe wire going around the bicyle.
Speaker 1: I wonder if he's giving it a bit of Guys
Speaker 1: playing the weekend, can you let me out come?
Speaker 3: Guys got to catch a fight at Sydney to play
Speaker 3: the Swan's and I'll come back and I'll pick up
Speaker 3: my jail time after night.
Speaker 4: I promise you that I will.
Speaker 2: Anklets. Yeah, keep an army. I'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a little monitor bracelet. He'll be running around
Speaker 1: against the Swans on the weekend with a little monitor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: with a little anklet.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, crouchy, what's that?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 4: Monitoring your heart rate?
Speaker 2: Really the standard monitor for an athlete? All right? Fight
Speaker 2: music is the theme this week, jas what have you got?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, this is the ultimate feud between two absolute princesses.
Speaker 4: Of rock that bury the hatchet.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: Back in the day Jesus was on. It was on
Speaker 1: Bete between Taylor Swift and who is.
Speaker 4: She fighting with?
Speaker 2: Kati? Here we go.
Speaker 3: I love it when I have to fill in the
Speaker 3: blanks for your song. This is why it hurts my
Speaker 3: soul because then you go on and win and I'm
Speaker 3: the one who has to help you out with your song.
Speaker 1: Look of you.
Speaker 2: It's a good song.
Speaker 3: It's a good song, and that's about a genuine feud,
Speaker 3: a fight. So there's been a meaning for yours.
Speaker 1: Apparently Taylor's stole Katie's backup dances and.
Speaker 4: That's how it all start.
Speaker 3: That's the number one rule. You do not steal other
Speaker 3: artists back up answers. Everyone knows that rules to live
Speaker 3: on all right, bad Blood versus a song which has
Speaker 3: literally got fight in the title.
Speaker 2: You got a fire.
Speaker 3: Right adult school baby, it's a real old school Oh
Speaker 3: a bit of beastie boys.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: I've said this since they got we don't play enough
Speaker 3: beastie Boys and overnight by not let's change that.
Speaker 4: I've literally never heard you say that in your life.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone said we don't play enough Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift on over.
Speaker 4: Everyone has ever said that.
Speaker 3: Okay, beastie boys, you gotta fight for your right sid
Speaker 3: party versus Bad Blood, Taylor Swift, get your votes in
Speaker 3: at Jodie and Hazy winning song tomorrow morning at eight o'clock.
Speaker 4: Come on, Swift is fourteen thirteen.
Speaker 2: Last time I tried to channel the Swifties, they let
Speaker 2: me down too.
Speaker 4: By the way, we'll also know because you insulted them.
Speaker 1: You tried to channel them and then you backhanded whacked
Speaker 1: them at the same time, So that was on you.
Speaker 3: Okay, Can you just be honest for a second or
Speaker 3: did you not when we were having an off air conversation, say,
Speaker 3: watch me clean up Battle of the Bangers. I am
Speaker 3: going to absolutely get these imbeciles on board about the Swifties.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyone who believes anyone who believes that I said
Speaker 1: that is an imbecile. I did not say that about Swifties.
Speaker 1: I love them. I think they're passionate.
Speaker 4: And if you just call them idiots instead.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe I made that up, but that's how desperate
Speaker 3: I am. Okay, yeah, which in its own way is admirable,
Speaker 3: is it not. I'm not sure. Just fat for my
Speaker 3: song plays. I need this, I need this. I mean
Speaker 3: that sort of territory at Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 2: Let's go, really, it is so time. Let's go girl.
Speaker 2: Where my ladies are?
Speaker 1: Oh? Here in the newsroom.
Speaker 4: Well, how do we describe ourselves? Abby this week? Single
Speaker 4: as always right.
Speaker 1: Full stop consistencies O prod producers, single and thriving?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are we back on the apps?
Speaker 2: I actually am?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Nice? Okay, I watch your space? Okay, Well, on the
Speaker 4: back of benefit. Obviously this has fallen apart once again.
Speaker 4: So they were together? Were they married or not? The
Speaker 4: first time engaged?
Speaker 2: Engaged in two thousand and.
Speaker 1: Two, all right, and so that split up and then
Speaker 1: they got they did a very very bad.
Speaker 4: Movie together called Oh my Gosh, Yes.
Speaker 1: About that universally panned, and then they split up. He
Speaker 1: married someone else, and then they got back together and
Speaker 1: got married again, and now they're getting divorced after two years,
Speaker 1: which begs the question, as you raised yesterday, Abby, do
Speaker 1: you ever.
Speaker 2: Go back to X? Does it never work? Because you
Speaker 2: broke up for a reason.
Speaker 4: There's I like that expression.
Speaker 1: There's a reason why someone's in the rearview mirror, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have reviewals because I didn't want to
Speaker 3: look back yourself.
Speaker 2: Motivation. It was an athlete. You said that one time
Speaker 2: was a sprint. That's illegal.
Speaker 4: You not have mirrors in your car? What are you
Speaker 4: talking about? Abby? In the hues room?
Speaker 10: Have you ever gone backwards multiple multiple times?
Speaker 4: I'm really guilty. I'm bad for this.
Speaker 10: I'm bad for yeah, splitting up and going that's it
Speaker 10: and then they weasel their way back in.
Speaker 4: Why do you go back to the world? Do you
Speaker 4: think it's comfortable.
Speaker 2: Because you know you know them? But also now it's craps?
Speaker 2: What do you go.
Speaker 4: I recently did this.
Speaker 10: There was a guy that I've been seeing, and then
Speaker 10: we sort of mad contact again, and then yeah, within
Speaker 10: about two weeks, I went, you know what, I'm not
Speaker 10: doing this soa.
Speaker 1: Do all the memories come flooding back as to why
Speaker 1: you broke up in the first place.
Speaker 3: Ah, No, I'm stupid, you know what, because this is
Speaker 3: what humans do.
Speaker 2: We only remember them for the most part.
Speaker 3: You remember the good bits, yeah, particular relationships, and maybe
Speaker 3: it's a nice trait.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's not as dangerous.
Speaker 3: Your brain deletes the bad bits and just concentrates on
Speaker 3: the good bits.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: But I do know multiple people who have gone back
Speaker 10: to an ex and who are now together, married, have kids.
Speaker 4: I'd love to.
Speaker 1: Hear from those people. Thirteen twenty four ten. Has it
Speaker 1: worked out when you've gone back to the X Producers though?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why do I feel like you'd be guilty of No?
Speaker 4: I was my first boyfriend.
Speaker 10: We were together when I was like teenager until about
Speaker 10: twenty We broke up and then we got back together.
Speaker 2: It didn't last very long.
Speaker 7: Once we got back together, it was.
Speaker 10: About a year.
Speaker 4: There was just too much that had gone down, too
Speaker 4: much stuff.
Speaker 1: Too much stuff that was in the back of all
Speaker 1: both of our minds and he's now getting married to
Speaker 1: someone else.
Speaker 10: Now that you're older, do you think you would do
Speaker 10: like if for Next came back into your life?
Speaker 11: H No, No, I'm actually with my last breakup that
Speaker 11: made an active effort of do not.
Speaker 2: Do not go backwards.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I deally delied after I separated from my first husband. Really,
Speaker 1: I deally delied for at least a year and a half,
Speaker 1: maybe two years.
Speaker 2: That's dangerous with no commitment or with I'm trying to
Speaker 2: conrible territory to really really no means. It's relationship noments.
Speaker 1: It's a really bad space, and you're throwing a child
Speaker 1: into the mix, and it makes.
Speaker 4: It even more complicated.
Speaker 1: I got to I think someone once said to me,
Speaker 1: make a decision and move on, Make the decision and
Speaker 1: move forward, which I highly recommend.
Speaker 2: Easier mind, Yeah yeah, and easy from the chief seats
Speaker 2: as well. Yeah. I just get rid of him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but he's stunning. You get it, I get it girl.
Speaker 1: Four ten, Have you benefited yourself? Have you gone back?
Speaker 1: Have you gone back to the well and tried again.
Speaker 1: We'd love to hear from you it did it work out?
Speaker 3: Because obviously it's not working out. For benefit, but did
Speaker 3: it work for you?
Speaker 1: Is there now a situation where you're going to have
Speaker 1: to divvy up to two hundred and ten million dollars?
Speaker 4: Is that what's happening?
Speaker 2: Oh God, can I get there?
Speaker 3: We're talking money or a repea my really pictures?
Speaker 4: It is so time for a let's score girl.
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, just another little stormut of chic chat.
Speaker 3: The theme is getting back with your ax this morning
Speaker 3: off the back of course a benefit no longer to
Speaker 3: be which I didn't actually realize.
Speaker 2: But they were engaged once upon a time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're engaged or probably well over ten years ago,
Speaker 4: and then they got back together. It was interesting. She's
Speaker 4: done like a little sort of musical film or doco.
Speaker 1: About their relationship. And did you know that he wrote
Speaker 1: her love letters? Right, and then she would read them
Speaker 1: ount to all her musicians in her band to inspire them.
Speaker 1: So all these private love letters that he'd written her,
Speaker 1: that's a lot, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Well there's first of all, did he know that was happening?
Speaker 4: No, he was shocked.
Speaker 2: Oh, Jilo, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: And also the people in the band who are like, yes, Jennifer,
Speaker 3: that's great, thank you, We're so inspired now and then
Speaker 3: she goes off to the thought and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, what she doing?
Speaker 7: That's private?
Speaker 4: You do you want to hear?
Speaker 10: One of the headlines, Jennifer ben Affleck's birth charts brought
Speaker 10: them together. Everyone has a birth chart when you're born,
Speaker 10: whether whether universes or like where your start sign.
Speaker 4: Everything is well.
Speaker 1: When they first met together on the set of July
Speaker 1: Jiggly whatever that movie was, she was married to Chris Judd,
Speaker 1: who is her backup.
Speaker 2: Dancer, Chris Chudd Blues and Eagles.
Speaker 4: Champion's his name Christian Chris Joe.
Speaker 3: And then of course he married Rebecca Twiggley. So it's
Speaker 3: just funny how people go in different directions.
Speaker 4: Isn't It was christ John another Christian, it is Chris Judd,
Speaker 4: But c R I s.
Speaker 1: It's really interesting that no one believes me, but when
Speaker 1: producer m jumps on the mic, everyone believes her.
Speaker 4: She has been married.
Speaker 7: There's another one as well.
Speaker 10: She was married to Johnny Noah for a year.
Speaker 1: This technically is her third marriage, but how many engagements?
Speaker 4: So she was with a rod as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ladies place please can we jump back on track?
Speaker 3: Did you get back with your ex?
Speaker 5: Joe?
Speaker 2: Take us through your story of the X. Well.
Speaker 5: So me and my husband, now, we were at school
Speaker 5: together and we got together when I was seventeen, and
Speaker 5: we had a break up, and he probably within the
Speaker 5: six to twelve months, got engaged to someone else. His
Speaker 5: family called like her. Her family told her that my
Speaker 5: husband wasn't good enough for her. She put up with him,
Speaker 5: and we met each other shortly after. I had a
Speaker 5: birthday party. And we've been together now for twenty six years.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not us.
Speaker 5: We three children, My AD and I would never share
Speaker 5: our love letters that I still have from both of
Speaker 5: us that are insolders thought in our shared Oh.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, Joe's not looking to launch her music career
Speaker 1: anytime soon based on the love letters from my husband.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really it is so time for it.
Speaker 2: Let's go girl, Yeah, case of the X this morning.
Speaker 1: So, on the second anniversary of their second Cracket marriage,
Speaker 1: while they were engaged the first time, j Loo grabbed
Speaker 1: a purse and marched on down to the courthouse and
Speaker 1: filed for divorce.
Speaker 2: Has anyone seen Ben affleck smile? Oh no, which seems crumpy,
Speaker 2: doesn't he?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I mean, well, the story is he's a homebody.
Speaker 4: He likes his privacy. She is Jalo and likes being jo.
Speaker 2: Yes, I respect that. Ben Affleck likes to keep it
Speaker 2: low key. Yeah, absolutely, in a really high key job.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, I'm not that guy you are.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think the writing was on the wall when they
Speaker 1: went through like an awards.
Speaker 4: She's like, basically slip pull your head, and we all
Speaker 4: try to keep it.
Speaker 1: Together when we're fighting with our partner in public, right,
Speaker 1: Everyone tries to keep it lit on it until you
Speaker 1: get in the.
Speaker 3: Car and you're like, yeah, fake smile, the fake last Yeah,
Speaker 3: get over it when you're Hollywood listening.
Speaker 1: No exactly, So when did you benefit? When did you
Speaker 1: go back to the ex Amanda?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, How are you? What happened with you?
Speaker 11: It's actually been three times.
Speaker 5: We were on and off.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was sort of like a mutual.
Speaker 2: I got no.
Speaker 11: Credit, never messaged me, so I thought of went my
Speaker 11: own way. Yeah, that sort of happened two times, and
Speaker 11: then the second time it was sort of like a
Speaker 11: oh no, don't want a relationship, and then I went
Speaker 11: my way again, and then yeah the third time, lucky
Speaker 11: we've been together for thirteen years now or twelve years.
Speaker 6: Sorry, and we've got three kids.
Speaker 4: Work, Amanda.
Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder how many times Andrew Hayes pulled
Speaker 1: out that oh sorry, no credit on me, saying.
Speaker 4: But are you happy now, Amanda?
Speaker 6: Yeah, very happy, Yes, brilliant.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 4: All our cynicism about going back to.
Speaker 2: The world, well another happy ending.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good morning, Kathy, good morning. How are you good? Good?
Speaker 4: You went back to the.
Speaker 6: XS, I did a few times. So I met myself
Speaker 6: a young English fellaw who was over here playing cricket
Speaker 6: in our summer time. And when the cricket season finished,
Speaker 6: he went back to England and completely ghosted me. And
Speaker 6: then he came back again to play cricket and got
Speaker 6: back in contact with me, and of course I went back,
Speaker 6: and not only did I go back, but he pretty
Speaker 6: much moved in with me both times. And then he
Speaker 6: went back again to England and again ghosted me, broke
Speaker 6: my heart, and I swore that fit never again, and
Speaker 6: long and behold he came back again, and this time
Speaker 6: I was like, had my walls up, and he practically
Speaker 6: begg and we got back together. He now has his
Speaker 6: residency and we were official in twenty fourteen and tomorrow
Speaker 6: we move into our very first house that we've brought together. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and he became stepdad to my four children, and he's
Speaker 6: fourteen years younger than me, so he's It was just
Speaker 6: a whirlwind.
Speaker 2: It was huge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want expose him. I don't wan to
Speaker 3: put you on spoty. It's it's not Joe rute, is it.
Speaker 5: Jeds?
Speaker 2: Can?
Speaker 4: I ask did he? Did he ever explain the ghosting?
Speaker 6: He just said the first time it was like, oh,
Speaker 6: I was too young and I didn't really know if
Speaker 6: I was going to come back, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 6: they're called. The second time, I was like, dude, seriously,
Speaker 6: you've been living with me twice now each time you
Speaker 6: come here. What the hell was going on? And he
Speaker 6: was like, yeah, I'm sorry. I was Ailia. You know,
Speaker 6: I wasn't a very nice person. And he basically told
Speaker 6: me the second time when he went back, you know,
Speaker 6: forget about me, move on, I'm not coming back. And
Speaker 6: then he came back and I was just like, are
Speaker 6: you serious? Like what are you doing to me? Man?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Thing is Kathy, there's such smooth talkers.
Speaker 3: The English Aussie bloke goes, oh, and I saw you're
Speaker 3: like get out. I'm terribly sorry, Kathy, but I'm so
Speaker 3: sorry for that, but please please take me back.
Speaker 2: And you're like.
Speaker 6: Pretty much like that. Yeah, that was the accent.
Speaker 4: Very pleased it worked out in the end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there you go. Not a happy ending, Yeah,
Speaker 2: there you go.
Speaker 3: You can jump back in with your ex and it
Speaker 3: can be an absolutely beautiful, happy ending.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 4: Give me a fight. Tap out of the Cricket Conversation.
Speaker 2: Showdown fifty six keeps on delivering.
Speaker 3: It is the Thursday after a showdown and there are
Speaker 3: still some genuine news points coming out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Dan Houston obviously appealing that five match ban
Speaker 1: for that decent old hit on Isaac Rankin.
Speaker 4: So what happens?
Speaker 1: What's the best case scenario here, because that'll go to
Speaker 1: the tribunal tonight.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, So there's been a couple of situations
Speaker 3: where some players have appealed and one. So the best
Speaker 3: case scenario is that he probably gets three weeks. Worst
Speaker 3: case is it stays at five weeks. Any season is
Speaker 3: one hundred percent done. If you could get it reduced
Speaker 3: by one game, then there's a glimmer of hope that
Speaker 3: he will play again this season and that's if they
Speaker 3: go the right way to the Grand Final.
Speaker 1: So the defense that they use the first time around
Speaker 1: was he's a good bloke, you know, never been reported before,
Speaker 1: all that sort of stuff. What's the defense tonight that
Speaker 1: he's got really beautiful eyes.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think that he might. He might run for prime
Speaker 3: minister one day. I'm not really sure that that's how
Speaker 3: good a bloke he is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was a prefect in high school.
Speaker 3: I think they'll try and argue all sorts of little
Speaker 3: different things in terms of head high contact. I know
Speaker 3: it's action b outcome, it gets quite technical and all
Speaker 3: those sorts of spots. But don't you worry.
Speaker 2: They'll have a good argument up there. Sleep.
Speaker 3: But they're arguing against the AFL, who can be very stubborn,
Speaker 3: very stubborn.
Speaker 2: Very stubborn.
Speaker 3: We have taken your points into consideration, we have acknowledged it.
Speaker 2: But it's still no. That's sometimes what they do.
Speaker 4: Matt Crouch is entering his what fourth night in prison
Speaker 4: enter here.
Speaker 3: In Adelaide by all reports as well, now missing a
Speaker 3: couple of teeth, got some neck tats as well.
Speaker 2: Go off Crouch. He has such a bad boy outlaw has.
Speaker 4: He had his one phone call.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure that. And who did he speak to?
Speaker 4: Cool text?
Speaker 3: Did he speak to Joshua s Shelley? Matt Crouch spoke
Speaker 3: yesterday to seven.
Speaker 4: Years so yelling at you.
Speaker 3: You can have a look at everyone can look at
Speaker 3: the vision and they can make that there's a decision
Speaker 3: for themselves.
Speaker 2: But yeah, as I said, I'll say, now, all right,
Speaker 2: I've seen the vision. You've seen the vision.
Speaker 1: Your thoughts okay, So if you haven't seen the vision,
Speaker 1: some port supporters going off for him across like over
Speaker 1: the race, going off at all the gross players by
Speaker 1: the way, and so croud.
Speaker 4: Do you just see the look in his.
Speaker 1: Eyes, like looked at him and gone, okay, okay, mate,
Speaker 1: I've had enough for you, and he flicks off his.
Speaker 4: Hat and so the supporters then gone.
Speaker 1: He assaulted me and called police, and in what can
Speaker 1: only be described as the most disgusting waste of police resources,
Speaker 1: has accused Matt Crouch of assault.
Speaker 3: I assume that this is maybe in the same category
Speaker 3: that if I stole my daughter's tiny teddy and she
Speaker 3: got access to a phone and called the police, are
Speaker 3: they going to investigate that as well?
Speaker 4: My daddy took my biscuits.
Speaker 2: I was saving them for later.
Speaker 1: The police like, okay, Lottie, we'll just park this one
Speaker 1: for a moment. The police will investigate it later time.
Speaker 3: Let's just I watched their space and see what happens
Speaker 3: with Tiny Teddygate. Also, and finally Josh with Shelley, there's
Speaker 3: murmurs that he won't be named tonight when the teams
Speaker 3: come out so face the Swan's on Saturday night, that
Speaker 3: he potentially we will drop. So that's a big story
Speaker 3: in itself because it was right here where we had
Speaker 3: some fun.
Speaker 2: He had some fun, said the supporters had.
Speaker 1: No teeth pretty much and off the tough kind of
Speaker 1: throwaway line, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: It was? And in the moment as well, we were
Speaker 2: like fun, that's a bit cheeky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't even sort of register with me because obviously
Speaker 1: that port joke has been going around since Jesus was
Speaker 1: a boy.
Speaker 4: Yes, so he sort of said it, and I went, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: And if you speak.
Speaker 3: To different people that say, well, you can't have a
Speaker 3: jab at the opposition supporters, it's a whole new level.
Speaker 3: But we can tell you right now, speaking before and
Speaker 3: during and after.
Speaker 2: He was just having some fun. Yeah he is.
Speaker 3: Look and I'm sure there's people out there, crows who
Speaker 3: were saying, oh, you need to keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 3: And traditionally port Adelaide says some big things. They kept
Speaker 3: their mouth shut this time, and now all the focus
Speaker 3: has gone on young Joshua Shelley, who's a young bloke too,
Speaker 3: by the way, And I also.
Speaker 1: Just argue, for goodness sake, we as the media say
Speaker 1: it's too sanitized.
Speaker 4: No one says anything ever, And the minute, the minute
Speaker 4: a young.
Speaker 1: Bloke says something that's mildly controversial, everyone jumps down his throats.
Speaker 4: So they can't win. They can't win these boys there.
Speaker 2: You go watch this Space showdown fifth do you see? See?
Speaker 2: It is just the contest that keeps on giving.
Speaker 1: Michelle Obama discuss what an absolute boss.
Speaker 2: Per She's a quaint, isn't she?
Speaker 4: Isn't she incredible?
Speaker 2: And Barasa King? Yeah, they rule this world.
Speaker 4: The two of them are absolute couple goals.
Speaker 1: Can you think in your mind of a couple that
Speaker 1: are more aspirational than those two?
Speaker 3: Well, it used to be you feel like it used
Speaker 3: to be Beyonce and Jay z.
Speaker 4: Oh No that's very much tarnished.
Speaker 3: But now there's all these little cracks that seem to
Speaker 3: be appearing.
Speaker 1: Well, you can't write a song about Becky with the
Speaker 1: good hair and not have people go, oh maybe not
Speaker 1: relationships not as perfect?
Speaker 4: Does it seem?
Speaker 2: I understand?
Speaker 3: And if that's not true, there's no element of truth
Speaker 3: in that normal it's just purely entertainment. You're like, why,
Speaker 3: why why would you go down that path, Beyonce?
Speaker 7: Exactly?
Speaker 4: Goodness, that is so very true. Mate. Democratic Convention yesterday, Michelle.
Speaker 1: Obama kicked us off and the two of them combined
Speaker 1: absolutely roasted Donald Trump and it was magnificent to watch.
Speaker 8: There's a limited, narrow view of the world. Made him
Speaker 8: I feel threatened by the existence of two hard work
Speaker 8: and highly educated, successful people who.
Speaker 2: Happened to be black. Who's gonna tell him, Who's.
Speaker 8: Gonna tell him that the job he's currently seeking might
Speaker 8: just be one of those black jobs.
Speaker 2: Who he's gonna tell him?
Speaker 4: Or morse.
Speaker 1: He brought up the black jobs in a debate with
Speaker 1: Joe Biden back in June, so that's.
Speaker 4: Where the history of that.
Speaker 1: But then they had a little hug on stage when
Speaker 1: Barack was introduced and everyone's.
Speaker 4: Like, law aw, shut up, shut up Obamas.
Speaker 1: And then Barak had this to say, And bear in mind,
Speaker 1: when he talks about the size of the crowds, he
Speaker 1: does a gesture with his hands, which quite often us
Speaker 1: women to describe a man.
Speaker 4: Who perhaps is an overly well in doubt, have.
Speaker 9: Any eight year old billionaire who has not stopped whining
Speaker 9: about his problems since he rolled down his golden escalator
Speaker 9: nine years ago. There's the childish nickname the crazy conspiracy theories,
Speaker 9: this weird obsession with crowd sizes, a weird crowd sizes.
Speaker 1: And he does that with his hands, which made a
Speaker 1: really small gesture.
Speaker 3: So we were one hundred percent that's what we was
Speaker 3: talking about. That's what he was unfairing. Was that just
Speaker 3: a really really giant, consensual situation where I was like, ah,
Speaker 3: that's that's what we want him to be talking about.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm pretty sure that. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: But I knew what he was doing in this space.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of chatter about Michelle Obama's teeth, which
Speaker 1: I hate because I think Michelle Obama is flawless.
Speaker 2: People will find a reason to hate on anyone though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think there's a little bit skewre with
Speaker 1: but and you look back at photos of her through
Speaker 1: history and her take the being perfect of it.
Speaker 4: There was a little Twitter crap about that.
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that. I'm my nic name back in
Speaker 2: the name. But I kid was rapid teeth.
Speaker 1: Did you?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I suppress that literally just come back
Speaker 3: right now, you okay, Yeah, when I was like you
Speaker 3: ask on stuff, there's call me rabbit and not cool
Speaker 3: like yeah, b rabbit like Eminem is like a genuine rabbit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as a genuine baptism. Do you need a hug?
Speaker 2: I know, because my teeth will getting away about