WEBVTT - Double the Fun 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:13.920 Yeah, wits Parkka, It's Mallet's Fundy. This is your show 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:18.239 win our podcast for the week. Hello and giddy up 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:22.360 shitty up here. We are coming in strong. Can I 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:25.000 just say before we get started? I mean this has 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:29.479 started obviously, but I have two front cap teeth, like 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:32.599 yes over it was over twenty years ago. I got 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.559 them capped right because my teeth I had braces. They 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:38.519 ended up getting quite thin and a bit yellow. So 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:41.520 they've shaved them right down into pixie teeth. And I've 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:45.000 got these caps on and I think I can see 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.400 one of them starting to come off, and I'm terrified. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:50.240 I just looked in the mirror and I can see 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:53.199 it's a bit looks a bit like it's pulling off 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.040 at the bottom mouth. I don't know what to do. 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:56.400 I mean, I guess I've just got to go to 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.480 the dentist, but I come. 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:58.840 Here, I want to go to the dentist. 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:03.480 Oh my, oh god, I'm so nervous. And also, Odie, 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:06.199 my five year old, has the most beautiful, perfect white 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.880 teeth and his two front ones have started to discolor. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:11.880 And I've looked it up and it's chalky teeth. There's 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.600 no fucking fluoride in the water here in Byron, which 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:16.080 I know people like you don't want flu ride in 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:19.840 your water, but they also years and years ago to 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:21.800 get the fluoride out. And I'm like, fucking, oh, my 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:22.560 kid's teeth. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.160 Oh no, yeah, they're going like. 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:29.640 A dark and I can't look at his beautiful face 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.360 and all i can see is those teeth. I've got 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:33.080 to take him to the He's been so scared to 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:37.080 go to the dentist, but now he's I know, now 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.160 he's five. I'm like, you're five, Now you got to 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.600 go to the dentist. And I've rebbed him up from like, 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:44.440 you know, six months before his birthday that the dentist 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.959 is when you're five, pretty old to go the dentist. 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:50.120 Is there a pediatric dentist. 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:53.480 I can't be fucked with that. He can just apparently 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:56.760 there's a really good female one who's just beautiful. So 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.040 I'm like, I'll take him there, which reminds me I've 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:01.560 got to book him in, so just do a note anyway. 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:06.040 The other day I reposted this Dance and Them from 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:09.480 nineteen ninety nine. It's like this couple or these two DJs, 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.919 it to Will Mesh up and it's so fucking great. 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:14.280 Every song it just takes me back to I used 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:17.320 to go to the nightclub Twister all the time in Melbourne, 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:20.040 and god, it took me back anyway. When I posted, 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:23.040 everyone's like, is that Mail djying? The woman looks so 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:26.359 much like you? Mallet's hilariously like, is that melon Mark DJing? 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.600 I'm like, no, it's not, but I did want to 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.960 play it. It isn't about I think about a minute 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.640 or so long. But if you grew up in the 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:37.280 nineties and went to clubs in the nineties, you will 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:44.000 love this. 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:59.000 Oh God, with this breezer in your hand, remember this one? 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:01.960 So good? 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:14.000 God, so Dad, I'm kidding. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:17.480 I'm like Cassel, I love this series and why I'm 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:30.359 making example, well's wrong with you? 0:03:30.880 --> 0:03:32.680 I hated this song same. 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:38.040 There's one more that might be the last time. Actually, 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.560 oh god. I love it though, and they do a 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:42.800 series of it and I just watched them the whole 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:44.680 time and it takes me so back. And how I 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:48.280 asked the owner of Twister Ugly if I could get 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.280 a membership, and it was like a Felix the cab 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:54.520 membership and mine was number sixty nine. Then it just took. 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:56.080 You know when it's something, you hear something and it 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:58.960 just your brain goes so quickly and it unravels to think, 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.120 I think this is quite Melbourne. But do you remember 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:07.160 Grant Smiley and John Course Massive gjs and Grant Smiley 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:10.920 went out with Jemma Gornd from Big Baras who was 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:12.920 in one of the Big brother and she started the 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.840 off the shoulder, the lip gloss, the live costs. Yeah, 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:21.279 she's in my pilates class now I'm like, oh me yes. Anyway, 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:24.360 another thing it reminded me of was Channel V and 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:29.880 how fucking epic Channel V was. And remember Jabber from 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:34.520 Channel one of the original hosts. How long since you've 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:38.920 heard that Jabber? And it was time Jabber Youmi Stein's 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:42.560 and Osher Gunsberg who was Andrew g then And I 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.839 remember they put a call out saying this was like 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:46.680 a couple of years into Channel V, do you want 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:51.520 to be a host and like a VJ DJ. And 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:55.839 I borrowed somebody's cam quarter and I took a video 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.800 of myself and I had a picture of Justin Tim 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.960 Blake on my wall this is so embarrassing, And I 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.760 filmed myself pretending to interview Justin tim Blake. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.600 Hang on, this is it's not the pretending to interview 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.159 in it because it's actually quite smart. It's actually quite 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:12.760 smart I think. But did you just have a picture 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.680 of Justin tim Blake on your wall? Like you actually did? 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.120 I love? That's what I'm judging you for. Like yeah, 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:22.039 and I was, I was like twenty, I'm repulsed by 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.320 Justin tim Blake. I found I am he No, even 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:29.400 back then, he I've never gone for that guy. I 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:30.200 never got that. 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:34.279 Because he could music was great and he could dance. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:40.320 Also love him yeah great with music was great. I 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.800 really I don't know. I don't know, though. I don't 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:44.920 think I loved him enough to have a poster on 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:45.240 my own. 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:45.800 Yeah. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.440 Maybe you just clipped it out of the TV week 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:50.640 the poster in the middle, remember, and you'd open it up. 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:53.240 Yeah no, no, no no no, it was a proper bought one. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.880 It wasn't a smash HiT's. But I also remember friends 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:57.799 I'm not going to say who, but friends in radio 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.880 interviewed him and he was a real dick, like yeah, 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:04.279 I can imagine they played a game with him and 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.400 he was crazy competitive, like not cool. So anytime I 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:10.240 say he and Jimmy Fallon together, I'm like, oh, I 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:12.559 think you guys are knobs like he and Jimmy Fallon 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.680 always do dance stuff. But I don't think they're cool. Nah, 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:20.000 I think they're like arrogant, like competitive, would think each 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.839 other's funny, but would be a bit exclusive and rude. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:26.240 Yeah, I think so too. I definitely get that vibe, 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:28.279 you know when you were talking about when you're playing 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.440 those songs and that like, oh, you know, going out 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:32.599 to a night club or whatever. I think the thing 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:36.159 was like the excitement of maybe you'd go out and 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.320 you just never knew what was going to happen. Oh, 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:42.960 like the possibilities. Are you going to meet someone, Are 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.400 you gonna just have a great night, are you gonna 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:46.280 are you gonna pick up? 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.360 Exactly? And that was what I was so desperate to 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.640 always do but never did. But I was at my 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.080 friend's house the other day and we were just laying 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:54.960 on the couch and it got to like eight o'clock 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.679 and I said it was a Saturday, And I said, 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:02.160 this was using around and just looking at the time, 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:04.120 going when should we start getting ready? We'll head out 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:07.719 about ten. I imagine leaving the house out late. 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:11.560 Now, Oh see, I could still it early. Told you're such, 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:14.080 that's still my timeline. 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:16.600 You couldn't. You couldn't do it and have been in 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.840 bed for literally an hour and a half by ten o'clock. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.880 Literally, No, but I. 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:25.640 The other episode, you said I saw something and I 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.560 went and told market. Twelve thirty. So what time does 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:29.280 he go to bed? 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:32.360 Yeah, he goes to bed late too. Yeah, it's not Look, 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.480 it's not good. I'm gonna try and I'm really gonna 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.600 have to try and work on that because I'm scared 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.720 of the dementia stuff. I'm scared of all the. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.320 You go to bed insanely late that it takes years 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.280 off your life. It's like doing a shift. It's like 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:47.119 you do you know, It's like they say when people 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:49.280 do night shift, takes years off your life. 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:49.800 I know. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.520 I mean I did use to sleep a lot when 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:55.960 I was younger. Maybe I hope that's compensating, but of 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:59.120 course it doesn't. I know, I know. It's it's like 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.760 self destructive behavior. Like when you're doing it, you know 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:02.400 you shouldn't be. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.080 Yeah, you should go to dog. No, I'm not going 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:07.000 to bed because you must get so much more done 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:08.240 in your day though. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:10.600 Well, no, because a lot of the time when it 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:12.880 gets to a certain point and I'll go, you know, 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.760 I'm shutting the laptop now or whatever. It's not that 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.760 I shut the laptop, it's that I go, Okay, I'm 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.240 not working anymore. Oh, but I haven't had any time 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:23.160 for me. Yes, so now I'm going to look at 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.800 some shit I want to And then my brain is 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:31.680 so overactive and stimulated that I can't. I can't switch off. 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.160 How many hours of sleep do you charge off a day? 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:34.720 Like fuck? 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:38.319 It depends I reckon on averages probably around I would 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.800 be so sick. It's not good. It's not yeah, And 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.960 it's not like I don't even say it, like you know, 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.360 people like heroes like, oh I can function on that. 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:50.440 I actually can't because my productivity is probably shit. My 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.000 brain's foggy all the time. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.360 Would I remember Snoop Dogg And I don't know if 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.520 he still does it, but has a different sleeping pattern 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:00.839 where he like sleeps twenty minute incrementals or something like that. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:01.680 Have you heard that? 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.079 It's like that episode of Seinfeld Da Vinci Sleep or whatever. 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:06.760 You sleep for twenty minutes at a time. 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:11.839 Yeah, that was I remember Snoop Dogg terrible hell, because 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.480 you just drop into a deep sleep and then to 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:14.960 be like all right, get up, and then you'd have 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.840 to get a bit like you'd have a lot of 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.480 breakfasts for starts. But then you got to go all right, well, 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.679 I've got two hours to go and do something, and 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:23.480 then I've got to go back to sleep for twenty minutes. 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:24.600 It's very strange. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:28.800 Yeah, napping is is the word discombobulating, I don't. 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.000 Know, but you know this combobulating is a good word. Yeah. 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:34.400 Sometimes you wake up and it's like you wake up 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:37.079 in a panic. Oh my god, I've been sleeping for 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:40.320 and it's been like fifteen minutes. You've gone in hard. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:42.840 Or then sometimes you like open your eyes and think, 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:44.760 oh look at the time, Oh my god, it's been. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:48.760 Three There's no in between. No, I know, I'm totally 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:51.200 the same. I used to be the world's best daytime napper, 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:53.439 and I do need to. I'm one of those people 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:55.880 that needs a nap every day. Yeah, I'm so exhausted, 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:58.560 but I lay down and I cannot nap anymore. And 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.680 it's a form of torture. I just lay there I'm like, well, 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.880 if I had a twenty minute nap, I'd be happy 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:05.960 as Larry. But I'm just fucked now. I have to 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:08.680 just lay here and pretend to sleep. It's not funny 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.600 that we pretend to sleep to fall asleep. 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.760 Yeah, it's I read a meme about that the other 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.200 day and they were saying like, if you want to 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:18.800 achieve shit, you want to achieve, remember that to get 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:21.000 to sleep, you have to pretend to be asleep. So 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:23.200 pretend to be what you want to be and eventually 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:23.640 it'll come. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.200 That's a good idea. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:30.720 Yeah, it hasn't worked me yet. I'm just spending money 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:37.800 like London, Yeah, totally. You know. I like listening and 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:41.880 looking at weird things. Not weird. That sounds horrible When 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:45.839 I say normal, I mean typical. I just don't. Fuck 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:48.000 I know, it's just I'm like this, we need a 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:48.880 new word for it. 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:52.760 No, it's not. I mean what's normal? Yeah, okay, standard, 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.680 what's normal? We all know what's on the normal scale 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:56.240 and what's not. 0:10:56.360 --> 0:11:00.280 Yes, yes, well, I listened to a podcast about Only 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:08.120 Fans creator who has two vaginas and eats fascinating. When 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:11.360 I say two vaginas, what do you imagine in your head, 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:15.560 I imagine one hole with like two tunnels. Oh, that's 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:20.080 exactly what it is. I imagine two openings, two vaginal openings 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.160 from the outside, so one at the front, one at 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:24.839 the back or side by side or whatever, so there's like. 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:27.040 Side by side. It would be hard because it'd go 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:28.679 into your hips almost. 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.160 Well when you look that, it's two, you know, like 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:34.000 two you can see the holes on the outside, right, 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:34.960 But that's not what it is. 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:36.559 It is two pathways, right. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.960 It is. She said she didn't even know she had 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:44.240 this until she had really really bad, bad period pain 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:47.600 and someone had told her she was sixteen, and someone 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:50.120 had told her, oh, apparently marinas are really good for that. 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:52.400 So she went and saw a doctor and the doctor 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.960 went to insert the marina and then like, I don't 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:57.120 know what is going on here, but there's an obstruction. 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.520 We can't figure it out because it is exactly that 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:03.560 there's hole. So from the outside it looks typical, but 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.040 it's like a fork in the road. 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.079 It forks off it. 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:09.679 It's like a nostral like a nose. 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:12.320 Yeah, but what happens does like the penis hit the 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:15.840 mid nostril bit because like how do how does the 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.280 penis or the marina find the path? Do you do 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:21.000 you go in and hit a roadblock straight away? Or 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.200 like do you have to bend stuff to get it 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.920 into the park? I think it would have to be 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:30.080 guided in. So she's a TikTok, she's a only fan star, 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.440 so it's obviously there is definitely a way that you 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:33.040 can do it. 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:37.240 I think she's doing mostly alone stuff, I don't know, 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.600 or collapse with maybe other women or whatever. But she 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.440 said her highest she's made over two million dollars already. 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:48.800 She said her highest rated video is basically she used 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:51.320 a speculum, so you know, like when you get a 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:56.000 pasmea and with the camera there showing like what her 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:58.200 body's like on the inside, and I'm like, I would 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.400 watch that too, fascinated. Right. 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:01.840 Yeah. 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:07.080 But the thing is that she has been diagnosed with 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:10.640 this thing called uterus didelphus, right, and there are three 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:12.960 levels of it. So one is that you just have 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:16.160 two uteruses, the other actually uteri. 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:22.920 Yet so two is utere i? Yess, one should be 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:24.839 uterie and two should be uterous. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:29.400 No, it's the other way around. It's like dice and die. Yeah, 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:33.160 you know, yeah, but dice is dice is the plan, 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:33.800 isn't it? 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:34.400 No? 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:42.400 No, die is one dice is too, so yeah, yeah, 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:45.200 I get throw the dice, and usually it's two dice, 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:49.280 isn't it. Yeah. I would be embarrassed if somebody said 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:50.880 throw the die, wouldn't Yeah. 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:54.800 I would be embarrassed too, it is yeah, yeah, definitely. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:58.880 But anyway, the second level is too uteri and two 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:04.640 cervix hers is the most rare. So she has two uterus. 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:08.560 I can't say you to write two uteruses, two cervix yeah, 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:13.679 and two vaginas, right, Only zero point three percent of 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:18.439 women in the world's population have it. And she said 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:24.640 that she can orgasm out of both. So it's like 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.920 if half one hole is being penetrated, she can have 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.640 an orgasm and then he can go to the next 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:33.560 side and she'll have another. Yeap, it makes getting pregnant 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:37.440 more difficult. But this is the thing that really fascinated me. 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.120 And how would you have it? You wouldn't be able 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:42.600 to have vaginal birth. We'd have to have a C section. 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:45.240 Yeah, I'd say, you'd have to. And like the people 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:49.160 were asking her about, like do you bleed from both? 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:50.200 Yeah, that's right. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:53.040 And she said typically she does, it's just not a 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:57.240 really heavy flow. Sometimes she doesn't, but usually she'll bleed 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:59.760 from both. But they were asking her to, like with 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:02.520 this stuff, do you ever have two things in it once? 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:07.000 And she said, yes, but it's like it's very full, 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:10.720 as you could imagine, so full you have to get 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.800 two things in the opening in the opening like which 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:18.840 is I can imagine that would be painful. But she said, 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.640 because they were talking about having children and stuff, and 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:25.560 she said that a woman who has her condition contacted 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:30.040 her and said that she got pregnant to two sets 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.960 of twins at the same time. And I thought, I 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.200 wonder if this is true, so of course I googled it. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.480 Oh my god. In December twenty twenty three, her name 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:44.120 was Kelsey Hatcher. She lived in Alabama. She had this 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:48.359 same condition. It's a one in fifty million occurrence. 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:49.480 Oh my gosh. 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:54.040 She gave birth to on that over two days. She 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:59.800 had to give birth to twins. She carried simultaneously in 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:05.520 both of her uteruses. Imagine having twins like so one 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:08.200 site like exactly what it. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:11.560 Is, two sets of times all of that's how and 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:15.200 going from no kids to four and then like, my 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:17.760 all of it is, Like, I know, that's the least 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.000 fascinating part of the whole story is before is. But 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.520 I'm like, imagine going from none to four. 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:27.000 Imagine how uncomfortable I think carrying one child? Like, I 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:30.960 didn't really enjoy pregnancy at all. I found it really uncomfortable. 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:32.360 Imagine four. 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:37.080 I was remember the octomum, she had fucking eight kids 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.600 in there. God, that's that was wild. 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.040 God, imagine your skin after. 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:47.760 Why, ah, you'd have to I think she's it'd be 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:51.240 a hot mess. But imagine going from none to eight? 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:52.400 Oh remember yuck? 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.640 Remember John and Kate plus eight? Yes, she was such 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.960 a cow to him too. Yeah, I know, but he 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:01.840 was a little weasel too. They were they were They 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:05.120 were a problem, those two. But the hosts also asked 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:07.479 her this question. They said, have you named them? Like, 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:11.960 do they have names? Her passages? Yeah, And she said no, 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:15.840 but she's named her boobs. I was like, and I thought, oh, 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:17.560 I wonder if I had to name my boobs, what 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:19.800 i'd call them? I don't can't with anything yet, but 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:24.560 I can't remember. It was like roxy and whatever. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:25.720 I don't know, But. 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:30.040 No, I'm not going to say anything about that anyway. 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:33.800 I was just thinking about then that time in our 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.400 lives were used to name everything, like my car had 0:17:36.400 --> 0:17:36.840 a name. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:38.560 Oh yeah, what was your car's name? 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:44.000 Alsa? Like from Home and Away, Elf Stewart's wife Alsa, 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:46.200 I do you say Aulsa? 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:46.960 Well? 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:49.359 I get confused because I think of it in my 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.480 head how it's spelt. And the only other way you 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:58.440 say is elsa, the way elsa elsa To me, it's 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:03.400 say it's not it's a. I l s a, which 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:05.119 is why I see al and I'm. 0:18:05.000 --> 0:18:09.960 Like, ah, and how elsa and how else? I interviewed 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.359 him and he was lovely. I feel like after we 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:15.679 mentioned anyone, I say, I interviewed him, but he was 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:18.280 super lovely. And he was with Aida Nicodemu. I've told 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:19.680 you this story, haven't I. 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:20.160 I don't know. 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:22.919 It was with Ryan and Whippa and we went we 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:25.120 had to go somewhere to interview them, and we were like, okay, 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:26.359 so what are we going to ask them? Like we 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:29.120 just were chatting, you know, down waiting before we went, 0:18:29.640 --> 0:18:32.919 and then it just became the fucking biggest thing. And 0:18:32.960 --> 0:18:35.359 it was still to this day. Ryan's like, I'm going 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:37.760 to ask Aida Nicodemu if she's an emu? And that 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:40.840 was it. I fucking so from then on, you know, 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:43.920 and something so tiny sticks and it's like, aid, Nicodemu, 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:46.320 are you an emu? And that was our thing? It's 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:46.920 so weird. 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.760 I was she able to laugh at that? Now you 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:54.960 probably canceled. I thought you're saying asked her like a joke, 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:55.600 And I was. 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:56.280 Like, did she take it? 0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:56.600 Well? 0:18:57.320 --> 0:19:00.480 It would be even weirder than you when you're with 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:03.040 your friends and then somebody says something and then it sticks. 0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:05.959 It's something for years and years and years. Like if 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:09.679 I was to message Ryan right now and say Aida Nikodimu, 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.040 are you and emu? He would be like he would 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:12.880 get it straight away. 0:19:13.359 --> 0:19:15.840 You know what is interesting to me? I think about 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:18.320 like all the questions. I could think of so many 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:21.280 questions to ask people. And I remember I remember Chrissy 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:25.040 Swan's brick for show with Jonathan brown and sampagn Sampaign Yes, 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:28.520 and how Brownie always asked the same question, how. 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:30.320 Do you how do you remember your lines? Yeah? That 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:33.439 is such a question because they used to make it 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:35.760 as a joke, like he's got a dumb question to 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:39.239 ask and I'm like, I'm constantly like that. It's like, 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:42.840 how do you remember your lines? I'm fascinated. 0:19:43.000 --> 0:19:45.480 You know what I would want to know from Alf Stewart? 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:49.879 Did he bring in the flame and hallem? Yeah? How 0:19:49.960 --> 0:19:53.640 much of it is that just naturally happen? How much 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:54.040 of it is? 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:57.119 What do they call it? A lived? 0:19:57.240 --> 0:19:58.159 Or or I lived? 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:02.359 Yeah? Because I love it when improvised. I stumbled across 0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:07.520 the other day Melissa McCarthy and with I forget two 0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:10.199 other actors, but Jason Bateman or somebody like that, and 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:13.800 just the improvising that they do, and they just try 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:16.959 so hard to crack each other up, and it's so 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:21.439