WEBVTT - LUCKY DIP, EP 124

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<v Speaker 1>Lucky Lucky a Lucky Dip time. It's your lucky day

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<v Speaker 1>because it's your Lucky Dip time.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, it is mal it is Monty. Thanks for joining

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<v Speaker 1>our little bite size Lucky Dip episodes. I hope you're

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<v Speaker 1>great whatever, you're bloody up to it at the moment. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do the lucky Dip today and you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be proud of me again because I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>like a fat kind of one. And I know you

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<v Speaker 1>love facts.

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<v Speaker 3>I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So this is all around medical stuff. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>look to the MARP because that website of that instagram

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<v Speaker 1>that you told me to follow, Savage Paramedics. Stuff keeps

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<v Speaker 1>popping up now and it's fascinating.

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<v Speaker 2>But some of it too is like oh no, I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes through anyway. This one has a picture of all

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<v Speaker 1>teeth pulled out, and then it has a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>someone's eye, and this is fascinating. It's called tooth in

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<v Speaker 1>the eye surgery. It is a procedure in which surgeons

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<v Speaker 1>implant a tooth into a blind person's eye to restore

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<v Speaker 1>their vision. It was first developed in nineteen sixty or

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineteen sixties and it still performed today and

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<v Speaker 1>it actually works.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell does that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know a tooth because it's like something like

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<v Speaker 1>it can they I think that they put the tooth

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<v Speaker 1>into a part of the body and then it grows.

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<v Speaker 1>It might be into your arm or your leg. They

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<v Speaker 1>sew it in there and then it grows like meaty

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<v Speaker 1>stuff around it. It's the only part of the body

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<v Speaker 1>that does it. And then they insert it in your

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<v Speaker 1>eye and somehow it can help you your vision.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny because like straight away I go to say, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>but then, why can't they just cure blindness for everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't work for everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is the thing. I think it must be

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<v Speaker 2>certain kinds of Oh, I totally would.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a certain kind.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, oh my god, And who was

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<v Speaker 1>the first person to go, let's rip out a tooth,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's put it in their body so it generates whatever

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<v Speaker 1>the eye needs to get its site back. I just

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<v Speaker 1>am like, oh my god. And the people who were

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<v Speaker 1>the first people to ever get these things? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine you've.

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<v Speaker 2>Got nothing to lose? I guess, well that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just like, Okay, so I've got some other facts

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<v Speaker 1>for you. So in the early nineteen hundreds, John Brinkley

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<v Speaker 1>became one of the richest doctors in America despite having

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<v Speaker 1>no medical qualifications. He claimed he could cure impotence, infertility,

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<v Speaker 1>and other sexual problems by surgically implanting goats testicles into

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<v Speaker 1>a man's scrotum.

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<v Speaker 2>What yes, hang on, He obviously practiced this for a while,

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<v Speaker 2>like to be so wealthy. Surely if people were having

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<v Speaker 2>this done, they must have been seeing some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>results for people to keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think there were. I don't think that. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>it was extremely dangerous and many patients died. It says

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<v Speaker 1>it has no scientific merit. And goats testicles, yeah, goats testes. Hey, John,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't get your dick up anymore. We're going to

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<v Speaker 1>get the testy surgery done on you.

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<v Speaker 2>And back in those days.

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<v Speaker 1>I know how's this one? This was in ancient Egypt.

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<v Speaker 1>The contraception of choice was crocodile shit. Dried dung was

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<v Speaker 1>inserted into the vagina, and the idea being that it

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<v Speaker 1>would soften as it reached body temperature to form like

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<v Speaker 1>an impenetratable barrier.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what that would have formed, a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>mad utea.

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<v Speaker 1>This so hard and other contraception like things that people

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<v Speaker 1>would shove up there. You still include tree sap, lemon halves,

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<v Speaker 1>cotton wool, see sponges, and elephant shit as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's contraception because you wouldn't want to go near it.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be like you're vagina stuff shit, literally.

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<v Speaker 1>How long is that? But then you think like what

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<v Speaker 1>they would were looking at back then, and like you

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<v Speaker 1>can see the logic in tree sap going, let's shove

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<v Speaker 1>that up there. Nothing's gonna like that.

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<v Speaker 2>The sperm might get stuck in it. Yeah, that would

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<v Speaker 2>be yeah, yeah that makes sense. I don't know about

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<v Speaker 2>the shit.

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<v Speaker 1>The shit's pretty hectic and so back in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>like when people just didn't know anything, stuttering like people stutter,

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<v Speaker 1>and what they would do is they would cut off

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<v Speaker 1>half the tongue of the person who studed. Jesus, isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that so full on? It wasn't done under general anesthetic either,

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<v Speaker 1>It was just they just cut off their tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>The barbaric shit that went down, oh my god, on

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<v Speaker 2>there was not an aesthetic and stuff. But also when

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<v Speaker 2>there was like no knowledge and no.

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<v Speaker 1>Knowledge just going half the tongue that will work anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>people just bled out and died. So that died out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got two more for you. Fuck Okay. So ancient

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<v Speaker 1>Egyptians to ease toothache pain in some cases mashed up

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<v Speaker 1>a mouse and blended it with other ingredients and then

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<v Speaker 1>would apply it to the painful spot in the mouth

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<v Speaker 1>to Chinese a toothache.

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<v Speaker 2>But what do they think is happening?

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<v Speaker 3>What is the mouse that is so fucking disgusting, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>But also in fairness, like what did they have at

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<v Speaker 3>their disposal?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing? That's when you go place ebo is is real

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<v Speaker 1>because there's not that's not doing shit. And for them

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<v Speaker 1>to go, well, this is gonna work and do it

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<v Speaker 1>to multiple people and then people are probably, oh, my

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<v Speaker 1>tooth doesn't hurt anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>And again the bacteria, how many people would have died?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Also infection there and then you put a dead animals

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, so hectic. Also in England for warts, they

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<v Speaker 1>used to cut half a mouse and apply it to warts.

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<v Speaker 2>What's with the mice? You know what? It was probably

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<v Speaker 2>the most available thing that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, would it would have been rampant because they also

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<v Speaker 1>used it to treat hooping cough, MEAs or smallpox and

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<v Speaker 1>bedwetting mice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, imagine, after all these years, mice that everyone hates,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone gets exterminators and stuff. They imagine mice with a

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<v Speaker 2>key to curing shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, well, because they use mice for scientific reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if what they're doing to the mice isn't

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<v Speaker 1>what is going to cure shit, it's the mice themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we're on to Oh my god, how

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<v Speaker 2>do we test it? Yeah, that's ethical, Dylin.

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<v Speaker 3>Or isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it? Well, there you go. There's my facts about

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<v Speaker 1>medical stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So next time I see your mails, don't scream, don't it,

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<v Speaker 2>blend it and even fix your to.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, thank you. We'll chat to you guys really soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Five and our love you.