Speaker 1: Apologee Production. Welcome back to another episode about I a
Speaker 1: Bad Mom podcast. We're on Instagram as well. At am
Speaker 1: I a bad mom?
Speaker 2: Sure? Are am I a bad mum for feeding my
Speaker 2: kids something that is not edible? Oh?
Speaker 1: No, on purpose?
Speaker 2: Not on purpose? Okay, this is an actual story in
Speaker 2: this smoothie, just the same as every morning. What's wrong
Speaker 2: with it? I think you've put the sausages sausages snippet.
Speaker 2: Oh that actually is disgusting. Don't drink that you.
Speaker 1: Put sausages in her smoothie.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I think I almost dry reached my
Speaker 2: mouth to send us listening back to that. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: did you do such a such a simple mistake? Guys,
Speaker 2: this is what people do every day in high pressure
Speaker 2: situations like me. Exhibit A. I am guilty of it.
Speaker 2: I got mixed up between the plastic bag in the freezer.
Speaker 2: The ziploc bag had sausages in it, and then next
Speaker 2: to it is another zip lock bag with frozen bananas
Speaker 2: because Gracie loves smoothies in the morning.
Speaker 1: Because they were frozen, you couldn't see exactly what they were.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that's why. Obviously I didn't even look
Speaker 2: or sniff or feel the texture. And the fact that
Speaker 2: I broke sausage in half just shove it in the
Speaker 2: smoothie thing. I still didn't pick up that it was
Speaker 2: a sausage and not a banana, because that's what normal
Speaker 2: people don't do. And then I've put it in there,
Speaker 2: put all the ingredients in. We've got greens, we've got blueberries,
Speaker 2: we got everything in, big coconut water, bit of coconut milk,
Speaker 2: while a few oats, few.
Speaker 1: Cheer sae smoothies.
Speaker 2: I didn't even stay it didn't smell it like going crazy.
Speaker 2: I thought, this one's not breaking down too fast. I'm
Speaker 2: shaking the shit out of it, and it's like going.
Speaker 2: Grace is like, you know, that's her breakfast at the moment.
Speaker 2: She loves movies again, which is for me. I sniff everything, yeah,
Speaker 2: er a bit. I am a sniffer. And so I
Speaker 2: opened it up, put it in a thing. I put
Speaker 2: it in a jar, put it straw in it, stand
Speaker 2: it over. She goes and I was like, she tried it.
Speaker 2: She tried it, and I was like, and then she goes,
Speaker 2: what is in this? And I was like, oh, there's nothing,
Speaker 2: you know, like and I tried to just fog it
Speaker 2: off to her. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And this is the thing with kids is that whenever
Speaker 1: they've got a problem with food, you say, just eat it,
Speaker 1: just eat it. I don't want to hear another word.
Speaker 1: Just eat it. Just eat your sausage, just smoothie.
Speaker 2: And you could see the pain in her eyes. You
Speaker 2: could see it, and she's like, not even it's wadden
Speaker 2: even near her face and she's like, I'm like, it's
Speaker 2: really bad. So then straight away I was like, maybe
Speaker 2: the milk's off. Yeah, And so I like pick it
Speaker 2: up and then like give it a bit of a
Speaker 2: stir and just put the straw to my mouth, which
Speaker 2: means like I'm in proximity and got a smell. I'm went,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what did you just drink that? And she
Speaker 2: was like, yes, Mom, you told me to drink it
Speaker 2: and made me drink Oh my god, am I a
Speaker 2: bad mum? Hell? Yes, that is so bad. And thank
Speaker 2: god she didn't go vomiting up for the rest of
Speaker 2: the day, because I suppose you would, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: Well, at least the sausages were frozen, so you know,
Speaker 1: they went off. They just taste horrible in a freak smoothie.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, coconut milk, coconut water, Bluegoes greens. What
Speaker 2: the F was I thinking? Just in a hurry, eh,
Speaker 2: Just gotta do lunches, gotta do breakfast, gotta do, get
Speaker 2: your dress, gotta make the beds, gotta feed the animals. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then get you out the door by thirty. Here,
Speaker 2: just drink your sausage.
Speaker 1: You keep telling yourself, you know, it's just a normal thing.
Speaker 1: Every mom does it.
Speaker 2: No, no one's back to me on this