WEBVTT - Way back Wednesday - anyone for a sausage smoothie?!

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<v Speaker 1>Apologee Production. Welcome back to another episode about I a

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<v Speaker 1>Bad Mom podcast. We're on Instagram as well. At am

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<v Speaker 1>I a bad mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure? Are am I a bad mum for feeding my

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<v Speaker 2>kids something that is not edible? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>No, on purpose?

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<v Speaker 2>Not on purpose? Okay, this is an actual story in

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<v Speaker 2>this smoothie, just the same as every morning. What's wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with it? I think you've put the sausages sausages snippet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that actually is disgusting. Don't drink that you.

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<v Speaker 1>Put sausages in her smoothie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I think I almost dry reached my

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<v Speaker 2>mouth to send us listening back to that. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>did you do such a such a simple mistake? Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what people do every day in high pressure

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<v Speaker 2>situations like me. Exhibit A. I am guilty of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got mixed up between the plastic bag in the freezer.

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<v Speaker 2>The ziploc bag had sausages in it, and then next

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<v Speaker 2>to it is another zip lock bag with frozen bananas

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<v Speaker 2>because Gracie loves smoothies in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they were frozen, you couldn't see exactly what they were.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess that's why. Obviously I didn't even look

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<v Speaker 2>or sniff or feel the texture. And the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>I broke sausage in half just shove it in the

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<v Speaker 2>smoothie thing. I still didn't pick up that it was

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<v Speaker 2>a sausage and not a banana, because that's what normal

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<v Speaker 2>people don't do. And then I've put it in there,

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<v Speaker 2>put all the ingredients in. We've got greens, we've got blueberries,

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<v Speaker 2>we got everything in, big coconut water, bit of coconut milk,

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<v Speaker 2>while a few oats, few.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheer sae smoothies.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even stay it didn't smell it like going crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, this one's not breaking down too fast. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>shaking the shit out of it, and it's like going.

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<v Speaker 2>Grace is like, you know, that's her breakfast at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>She loves movies again, which is for me. I sniff everything, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>er a bit. I am a sniffer. And so I

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<v Speaker 2>opened it up, put it in a thing. I put

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<v Speaker 2>it in a jar, put it straw in it, stand

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<v Speaker 2>it over. She goes and I was like, she tried it.

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<v Speaker 2>She tried it, and I was like, and then she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>what is in this? And I was like, oh, there's nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like and I tried to just fog it

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<v Speaker 2>off to her. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the thing with kids is that whenever

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<v Speaker 1>they've got a problem with food, you say, just eat it,

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<v Speaker 1>just eat it. I don't want to hear another word.

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<v Speaker 1>Just eat it. Just eat your sausage, just smoothie.

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<v Speaker 2>And you could see the pain in her eyes. You

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<v Speaker 2>could see it, and she's like, not even it's wadden

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<v Speaker 2>even near her face and she's like, I'm like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>really bad. So then straight away I was like, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>the milk's off. Yeah, And so I like pick it

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<v Speaker 2>up and then like give it a bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>stir and just put the straw to my mouth, which

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<v Speaker 2>means like I'm in proximity and got a smell. I'm went,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what did you just drink that? And she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yes, Mom, you told me to drink it

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<v Speaker 2>and made me drink Oh my god, am I a

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<v Speaker 2>bad mum? Hell? Yes, that is so bad. And thank

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<v Speaker 2>god she didn't go vomiting up for the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the day, because I suppose you would, wouldn't you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, at least the sausages were frozen, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they went off. They just taste horrible in a freak smoothie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, coconut milk, coconut water, Bluegoes greens. What

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<v Speaker 2>the F was I thinking? Just in a hurry, eh,

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<v Speaker 2>Just gotta do lunches, gotta do breakfast, gotta do, get

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<v Speaker 2>your dress, gotta make the beds, gotta feed the animals. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then get you out the door by thirty. Here,

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<v Speaker 2>just drink your sausage.

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<v Speaker 1>You keep telling yourself, you know, it's just a normal thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Every mom does it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no one's back to me on this