Speaker 1: Hell, your sexy little dunk you do. You're so cute.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to Mail and Monty today. Hi everyone,
Speaker 1: Hi everyone.
Speaker 2: I hope you're well whatever you were up to wherever
Speaker 2: you are. I've got to say thank you for getting
Speaker 2: some incredibly beautiful messages through from some of you. If
Speaker 2: you haven't written to us yet, what the fuck are
Speaker 2: you doing right to us? But just some of you
Speaker 2: who were like, you know, you've got me through tough
Speaker 2: times or I feel like I'm catching up with my friends,
Speaker 2: or we've helped you get through breastfeeding or different things
Speaker 2: like that, you know, when you're up at night and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. So thank you because hopefully I get
Speaker 2: back to you all. But it's so beautiful and we're
Speaker 2: just so wrapped that we've got your earballs. It's just
Speaker 2: terribly thrilling for us, it is. So I've got a
Speaker 2: question for you. I had all saws on my face.
Speaker 1: Oh this was yeah, a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: It was so gross that I thought I've been bitten
Speaker 2: at night by something, and then I scratched it and
Speaker 2: then they spread a bit. I'm like, okay, well I
Speaker 2: figured out maybe.
Speaker 1: Their school saws. Even though the kids didn't have them,
Speaker 1: but hang on, was it like dry?
Speaker 2: No, not weeping though, wasn't weeping, but it wasn't dry.
Speaker 1: Can't explain it. But then they got itchy and sore,
Speaker 1: and so I panicked because I had to do the project.
Speaker 1: And I looked like I had I looked like a
Speaker 1: fucking meth at it, like, yeah, I get nasty, and
Speaker 1: so I quickly called the doctor and got some like
Speaker 1: I need antibiotics.
Speaker 2: She couldn't see it because it was just a telehealth appointment.
Speaker 2: So gave me some skin ones and she's like, make
Speaker 2: sure you finish the course. Make sure you finish the course.
Speaker 2: They always say, make sure you finish the course. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I did a day of it. They fucking clean it up.
Speaker 2: I did one day and then I did top I
Speaker 2: had topical anti bols as well, and I'm like, cleared
Speaker 2: them up four times a day. They wanted me to
Speaker 2: do it. I'm like, there's no way I'm going to
Speaker 2: remember that anyway. I feel like they're starting to come
Speaker 2: back a little bit, so I should have finished the course.
Speaker 2: But why is it so essential once you whatever has
Speaker 2: cleared up for you, you have to finish the course.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it's sort of the whole course. Maybe
Speaker 1: the duration of it is to make sure that whatever
Speaker 1: is in your system whatever, because if it's antibiotics, it's bacterial. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're assuming that. Then it's like really gotten rid of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like, yeah, na, day's not going to cut A
Speaker 1: day didn't cut it.
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh my god, this is magic.
Speaker 2: It's cleared, and then I'm not taking it anymore. I'm
Speaker 2: just not taking anymore. The amount of antibiotic packets I
Speaker 2: have in my cupboard from not being finished is terrible.
Speaker 2: And every time I hate having antibiotics because I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's so bad for your guts. Apparently one course takes
Speaker 2: five years. Tummy takes five years to recover.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, yeah, I don't. I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: if you're not a serial antibiotic person, like if you
Speaker 1: take them when needed, I mean someone someone invented that
Speaker 1: so we could be well.
Speaker 2: I agree, there is a time and a place for antibiotics,
Speaker 2: for sure. And I'm the I will never knock back
Speaker 2: a drug. I'm so open to drugs. I remember with Bax,
Speaker 2: my eldest who's twelve.
Speaker 1: I had was so you know, first baby read everything
Speaker 1: about it, did hypno birthing, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: just was so, you know, went above and beyond to
Speaker 1: make this as perfect as it could be.
Speaker 2: And it went all to plan. And then in five
Speaker 2: days the kid got a uti which we didn't know.
Speaker 2: We had to go to the hospital because it was
Speaker 2: so cooked and they thought it was meningitis or men
Speaker 2: and pole or whatever. Yeah, so we had to have
Speaker 2: a lumber puncture and then my god, we had to Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was traumatic. And then and when we took him there.
Speaker 1: This was so awful.
Speaker 2: Of course, I got a migraine at the hospital, so
Speaker 2: I have to the bed that they had made up
Speaker 2: a little bed for him. They extended it and I
Speaker 2: was laying there and Sam had to go and do
Speaker 2: the lumber puncture. My mom came in. It was like,
Speaker 2: oh may I he was literally five days old. I
Speaker 2: couldn't look at him because I'm like, if I'm going
Speaker 2: to lose my baby, I cannot become attached to this kid.
Speaker 2: And I had to force myself, like literally forced myself
Speaker 2: to look at him because I was so like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to lose him. I'm going to lose him. And
Speaker 2: I just went into this shutdown with him.
Speaker 1: That's terrible. Oh my god, just the thought of a
Speaker 1: tiny little baby. He was so tiny, puncture lumber puncher.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Then they had to hook him up with an
Speaker 2: IV and just crank antibiotics into him because it worked
Speaker 2: out to be a UTI Thank god, that's all it was.
Speaker 2: But they make you really sick, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, fuck, I've just out of this pureness. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to give him bottles. I didn't want to give
Speaker 1: him a dummy. I'm like, there's no way, I just
Speaker 1: don't want that in him. And then of course, you know,
Speaker 1: he had to have it.
Speaker 2: Then I gave him bottles when we were there, got
Speaker 2: him a dummy. I was like, fuck it, all rules
Speaker 2: have gone out the window.
Speaker 1: I think there is an issue at the moment, like
Speaker 1: in terms of you know, all these shit's coming out
Speaker 1: about you know, plastic bottles and all that stuff. I
Speaker 1: do think, like I look at the way, especially my
Speaker 1: son eats. Yes, I'm like, listen, you know, because then
Speaker 1: you get so aware you don't want to make it
Speaker 1: an eating issue, but you can't eat all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But then I'm like, listen, you can have an ice cream,
Speaker 1: but you have to have an apple as well, Like
Speaker 1: you have to put good things into you can't just
Speaker 1: be yes, you have to have a banana or something.
Speaker 1: Do your kids have dessert every night? Well, no, my
Speaker 1: daughter doesn't because she's just not that. She's not a
Speaker 1: sweet tooth. My son, mate, that kid would just eat
Speaker 1: shit all day. I said to him, like, I don't
Speaker 1: think having a Maxi bond every night is a great idea.
Speaker 1: Try something else, but they like your taste buds, get
Speaker 1: used to that stuff. I don't care.
Speaker 2: Yes, So my son, like my middle son's on Rittelin,
Speaker 2: so he doesn't eat during the day.
Speaker 1: His lunchbox comes home completely full.
Speaker 2: So before we give him his medication in the morning,
Speaker 2: we'll make sure he'll have like seven week bicks. Can't
Speaker 2: get him to eat anything else. And then when he
Speaker 2: gets home at night, I'll make him have a dinner,
Speaker 2: but he has the same stuff every single night, and
Speaker 2: then after it, he will have a bowl of ice
Speaker 2: cream with a taler on it every single night, and
Speaker 2: then toast with a tealleer on it. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm mars. Will just give the kid
Speaker 2: a fucking big bottle of lemonade to swig with now
Speaker 2: having like it's you know, when you eat watch them
Speaker 2: and you're like, this is not.
Speaker 1: How I wanted to parent. This is not how I want.
Speaker 1: I know. It doesn't matter what we say until they
Speaker 1: I reckon, it's until they are adults or whatever. They
Speaker 1: just they don't think that far ahead. They can't.
Speaker 2: They just don't care. Yeah, they're not conscious of I
Speaker 2: remember he did. And cousins used to eat terribly when
Speaker 2: they were younger, and then they now will not put
Speaker 2: a terrible thing in their body, you know, And it's
Speaker 2: like you get to an age.
Speaker 1: Where you're like, oh, I get it.
Speaker 2: I've got to look after my body if I want
Speaker 2: to play soccer all the time and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he charges all day and literally
Speaker 1: does not have a thing. I guess the speed just
Speaker 1: keeps you. Yeah, it's the speed.
Speaker 2: And because he's stripped weight, you can see the outline
Speaker 2: of his muscles in his tummy and he's liking it,
Speaker 2: which really worries me. You know, he's like, show he's tummy,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't care about that, mate, as
Speaker 2: long as your body's healthy. But it's like a thing
Speaker 2: with his friends. You know, having six packs and stuff.
Speaker 2: Sam's like, oh my god, I'm so anxious he's getting
Speaker 2: eating problems.
Speaker 1: But he's not. But it's just no during the day
Speaker 1: on that medication. Fuck. I think we are maybe starting
Speaker 1: to see now more so than ever, it becoming a
Speaker 1: boy thing, the body image thing, because it's the six pack. Height. Yes,
Speaker 1: height was such a beach.
Speaker 2: Heart's always been a huge thing with guys always, I reckon, Yes,
Speaker 2: it's a huge thing for any man under six foot,
Speaker 2: not for my anomaly.
Speaker 1: My husband doesn't care like no one else I know.
Speaker 1: He goes, I have never and he's not. He's not tall,
Speaker 1: Like he's slightly taller than me. Yeah, so he's short,
Speaker 1: He goes, I've never ever ever fucking considered my height. Yeah. Ever,
Speaker 1: I can't say I ever thought about it either. Like
Speaker 1: I can say a tall guy's attractive, yes, but is
Speaker 1: it a deal breaker.
Speaker 2: No, it's not a deal breaker for me either. Sam's
Speaker 2: five eleven and a half the half. I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's because you're not six foot. That's why I always
Speaker 2: in that half.
Speaker 1: But he's look on moverage ie. Apparently six eleven I
Speaker 1: mean five eleven and a half is that's tall enough
Speaker 1: and you're short. Yeah, it's perfect. I'm sure he's six '
Speaker 1: five in your books. Totally.
Speaker 2: So anyway, the other week we started because we always
Speaker 2: often do our anti bucket list, stuff we don't want
Speaker 2: to do in this lifetime. We're like, okay, let's do
Speaker 2: our bucket list, right, but we realize they've got to
Speaker 2: be just the tiny things because we're not fucking going
Speaker 2: to walk Everest, We're not going to run a marathon,
Speaker 2: so it's instead it it's like this, this is a
Speaker 2: dinner place. Shallow yeah, shallow?
Speaker 1: Yes? What sits on your dinner plate? What have you
Speaker 1: got this week? No? I haven't got anything. I was
Speaker 1: just waiting on yours. I was like, hey, let's get
Speaker 1: some shallow plates. That is so funny.
Speaker 2: You don't have one single thing for your shallow No?
Speaker 1: No, because I thought you'd like I did mine last week. Okay, week,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, all right, that out? No, all, this
Speaker 1: is brilliant. All right, So I've got two things for
Speaker 1: my shallow plate. What were yours again? Oh? You wanted
Speaker 1: to t work? Learn to t work, which I've been
Speaker 1: practicing you by yourself in the room or in the mirror.
Speaker 1: In the bathroom. This is It's yeah, it is. But
Speaker 1: I feel like I watched a couple of tutorials. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm serious. I'm serious about it. And the
Speaker 1: other one was to learn the words of that song Saplan.
Speaker 1: You haven't got anywhere with that. I don't know about
Speaker 1: a likelihood of that way, I know I told you
Speaker 1: you'll never do that.
Speaker 2: I will let it. I will anyway. Mine are a
Speaker 2: bit ridiculous as well. But it's not the it's not
Speaker 2: the bucket list. It's the shallow plate list. I really
Speaker 2: want to get shellac on my fingernails and then not
Speaker 2: peel it off.
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 2: Anytime I get shellac and then it gets to a
Speaker 2: certain stage, I just start picking it, rips off half
Speaker 2: my nails.
Speaker 1: So I've gone.
Speaker 2: I just don't get it anymore. But I'm like, it's
Speaker 2: something I really want in my life. Whenever I see
Speaker 2: people with nice red nails or something, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: want that, But I know that I'm going to peel
Speaker 2: it off. So that's a goal of mine. It's a
Speaker 2: shallow plate goal to get it and not pick it off.
Speaker 1: I reckon even the fact that you're mindful of it. Yes,
Speaker 1: it depends how you are in that moment though, because
Speaker 1: you know, like you get the little flick, like the
Speaker 1: little edge coming up that maybe don't know what I've
Speaker 1: fuck that idea. I'm gone with an edge. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you can't stop at one. He's got pringles. Once you pop,
Speaker 1: you can't stop. I just got my kids mini Pringle
Speaker 1: packs for their school lunch. I try and avoid. I mean,
Speaker 1: I've got so much junk food in my house, but pringles.
Speaker 1: When I look at the ingredients, I'm like, there's too
Speaker 1: many ingredients, ingredients, so many ingredients. The only ones that
Speaker 1: probably they should have are the rock ones. What are
Speaker 1: they called red rock dal. I know it's like potato
Speaker 1: oil and salt.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I should get them my kids. Honestly though,
Speaker 2: that what I put in their lunch box. And then,
Speaker 2: like I've told you, Odie's like they all have the tins,
Speaker 2: you know, the tin lunch boxes, and they got home
Speaker 2: message carrots. Mine's just fucking full of rappers. There's nothing
Speaker 2: in there that doesn't have a rapper on it.
Speaker 1: Whatever, don't worry about it. I'm okay.
Speaker 2: And my other my shallow dinner plate goal is to
Speaker 2: go a whole day. And originally I thought without at all,
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, that's not possible, So with only
Speaker 2: doing it three times in that day. No, not picking
Speaker 2: my nose.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a picking the nose. No, I'm
Speaker 1: never giving out that. Wiping my kitchen bench, oh you
Speaker 1: think it's like a bit of an obsessive thing. I
Speaker 1: just wipe it all the fucking time, Like I'll see
Speaker 1: a bit of dust on it and I'll wipe it.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I would wipe my bench about sixteen
Speaker 1: times a day. I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.
Speaker 1: This is a bad thing. Picking shelac off is not
Speaker 1: a bad thing.
Speaker 2: But what I just am like, could you just chill
Speaker 2: out with the It's like I need my house because
Speaker 2: my mind is so out of control to just be
Speaker 2: a certain way, and the kitchen bench for me needs
Speaker 2: to be empty and needs to have it needs to
Speaker 2: be clean otherwise I feel rattled.
Speaker 1: And that's hard to do. Keep bench, to keep your
Speaker 1: kitchen bench, even get the clip forget the cleanliness, uncluttered,
Speaker 1: no mailed papers, papers everywhere I have.
Speaker 2: I have three like a console near where you're walking
Speaker 2: in the door and all three draws.
Speaker 1: Are full of shit. Yeah, just blood tests that have
Speaker 1: never been done.
Speaker 2: There's scraps of paper to do lists, there's everyone's got
Speaker 2: one of those draws.
Speaker 1: Except for my sister. My sister, you have said this,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, that's so weird to me. Everything
Speaker 1: has a place. How nice though, so nice? You know
Speaker 1: what I've been meaning to ask you for weeks? What
Speaker 1: happened to your thumb? Oh? Yes, like my middle finger.
Speaker 1: It's not my thumb, Oh sorry, your pointer finger. My
Speaker 1: pointer finger has got uh what do you call it?
Speaker 1: Like black? Like bruise, like a bruise, like a black Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the blood got trapped under there. I fucking slammed
Speaker 1: it in the car door, and I have never done it.
Speaker 1: I've realized I hadn't done it either. The pain was
Speaker 1: so excruciating I wanted to cry. And I was at
Speaker 1: the ostio and I walked in and it also cut
Speaker 1: my finger so that it was bleeding, and that immediately
Speaker 1: the blood got trapped under the nail, so you gotta
Speaker 1: wait for it to grow out. But I went into
Speaker 1: the osteo and I'm like, I've just slammed my door
Speaker 1: my finger in the car door. And can I please
Speaker 1: have a band aid? And he didn't give me much
Speaker 1: for it. I'm like, fuck, no one understands the pain. Anyway.
Speaker 1: The next time I went back to him, he said,
Speaker 1: you'll never guess what I did. I slammed my finger
Speaker 1: in the car door. And he said, I didn't give
Speaker 1: you enough when you came in with it. It's so painful,
Speaker 1: And I said, yes, you didn't. I really was in
Speaker 1: so much pain and you gave me nothing. And now
Speaker 1: you get it. Do you know what's so accurate with
Speaker 1: things like that? Like when you smash your finger or whatever.
Speaker 1: Remember in the cartoons, like the old cartoons, and like
Speaker 1: one of the characters would hit the ham with a
Speaker 1: hammer and like the thumb would be massive, And yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what it feels like.
Speaker 2: Honestly, had not experienced pain like that, and quite some
Speaker 2: time it was really really full on.
Speaker 1: And then how embarrassed are you complaining about it? Because
Speaker 1: it seems like such a trivial year.
Speaker 2: Yes, I hate when it's teeny tiny things that are
Speaker 2: so painful and no.
Speaker 1: One gives you anything. No one gives a fuck when
Speaker 1: you're sick or when you're hurt or anything. Do they nah,
Speaker 1: they just I don't want to hear it. I don't care.
Speaker 1: They just they just want to hear I'm good, thanks,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any of your problems. So true.
Speaker 1: It's so true.
Speaker 2: Like the other day, I was getting a cold and
Speaker 2: it was really bothering me because I'm like, this is
Speaker 2: going to go into a week long thing. My family's
Speaker 2: coming up. I just want to be good when they're here.
Speaker 2: And I said to them I think I'm getting a cold,
Speaker 2: and he didn't even acknowledge it, but to me and
Speaker 2: my world, I was like.
Speaker 1: Fuck, this is disaster. I know, okay, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: couldn't care that. He's like, you've used w sick, Baker.
Speaker 1: It's funny. I don't know what it is. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: get like a sore throat at night, and I wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning and I'm fine, but it's like
Speaker 1: this sore throat at night. The other night, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh god, my throat feels a bit sore on this side.
Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, you said that the other night.
Speaker 1: You're all right, okay, fine, whatever, No compassion that Sam's
Speaker 1: definitely got cares fatigue because I've got migraines all the
Speaker 1: time and just fucking tired all the time. I can
Speaker 1: just see he's just a broken man, just a broken
Speaker 1: man with caring for me. You know, get over it?
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: So the other day, right, I was at a cafe
Speaker 2: with three friends.
Speaker 1: I was sitting.
Speaker 2: I hadn't seen me in ages. I flew to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I was catching up with Stace and a couple of
Speaker 2: other girl friends, and we had like forty five minutes. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we sit down, we get our coffees, and a fucking
Speaker 2: dog next to us did not stop yapping. So these
Speaker 2: lady's with her group of friends, her little white dogs
Speaker 2: are always white.
Speaker 1: The dogs that.
Speaker 2: Yap, aren't they was it like a Maltese terrier. It
Speaker 2: was some something like that. Anyway, So Stacey's like, I
Speaker 2: can't concentrate. I cannot concentrate. That dog is not shutting up.
Speaker 2: So then it once somebody mentions it, then.
Speaker 1: You all queue into it.
Speaker 2: So we'd be talking and then halfway through the sentence
Speaker 2: and you'd have to stop because you'd be in shock
Speaker 2: at how much this dog was yapping. Anyway, I said
Speaker 2: to them that lady has to leave. It's her responsibility
Speaker 2: to get up and leave because she's destroying everyone's time
Speaker 2: at this cafe. There's no way her friends sitting with
Speaker 2: her are having a good time. I'm certainly not having
Speaker 2: a good time.
Speaker 1: She needs to leave. Here's my question, does it Is
Speaker 1: it the responsibility of the yapper dog the owner to
Speaker 1: leave when the dog's yapping a lot? I think there
Speaker 1: is such a lack of self awareness sometimes of other people,
Speaker 1: and maybe that comes from you thinking about how you'd
Speaker 1: be in that situation, right, Like I think the same way.
Speaker 1: And this is going to sound horrible, but if you're
Speaker 1: somewhere and a baby's crying, right, and I get babies cry,
Speaker 1: I've had them. But when the parents are just the baby, say,
Speaker 1: is in a pram and the mum or the dad
Speaker 1: are just sitting there carrying on with their conversation, the
Speaker 1: baby's screaming, and they're ignoring the baby and just continuing
Speaker 1: on with their conversation. Like, there has to be a
Speaker 1: point where you're like, Okay, pick up that baby and
Speaker 1: comfort it. Yes, so it stops crying. Yes, because there
Speaker 1: are other people here who are trying to live their life.
Speaker 1: That to me is rare. Parents having their kids screaming
Speaker 1: because as a parent, do you really I see that
Speaker 1: a lot, and I always think to myself, isn't it
Speaker 1: your instinct to just grab that baby.
Speaker 2: When my kids are mucking up or crying or whatever,
Speaker 2: like say, when they were babies. It's all you can
Speaker 2: hear as a parent, Like I feel like we it's
Speaker 2: an innate thing that we can't ignore it. If somebody
Speaker 2: else's kids crying and stuff. I tend to not notice
Speaker 2: it that much. Yeah, and you're not as conscious of it.
Speaker 2: But absolutely that's so distracting. But it's so weird. If
Speaker 2: there's an if there's a noise distracting people in any
Speaker 2: way while you were sitting at a cafe, you've got
Speaker 2: to remove yourself until the situation calms down. Same with
Speaker 2: with the dog. Oh, if you have to be able
Speaker 2: to hear your dog. This dog, I wasn't going to
Speaker 2: get up, and I was going to say you need
Speaker 2: to look. At one point Stacey said shush because I
Speaker 2: said I think she should leave, really quite loud, because
Speaker 2: I was so annoyed. I'm like, I never get to
Speaker 2: see my friends. We're getting distracted by this yappy.
Speaker 1: Shit white dog. No, I agree. I think you've just
Speaker 1: got to be aware Okay, a dog's going to bark
Speaker 1: a bit. But if it's that just your spark. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was incessant. Yeah it needs to You got to
Speaker 1: take it for a walk and tire it out. Maybe
Speaker 1: it wanted some water, Maybe I need something. God, you'd
Speaker 1: be spewing if you got a dog, because you don't know.
Speaker 1: Before you get the dog, you could see yapper, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It's like I know you
Speaker 1: don't You go, oh, this is so cute, and you
Speaker 1: get at home and you're like, this thing doesn't stop barking,
Speaker 1: Like that's a disaster. Imagine what they're saying. I get
Speaker 1: into this room, tiny sometimes like what are they saying?
Speaker 1: Are they are they actually saying something? Is it like
Speaker 1: I've got a shit? I've got a shit? That's what
Speaker 1: that dog's yapping about. Imagine you could imagine it was
Speaker 1: a doctor Doolittle and you really could talk to the animals,
Speaker 1: because when you hear them in the street, like one
Speaker 1: dog's barking and then your dog's bark is it like
Speaker 1: you know, Trevor across the road, the German shepherd is saying,
Speaker 1: your bulldog, I'm gonna come over here and fuck you up.
Speaker 1: And your bulldogs saying shut the fuck up, Trevor. Your
Speaker 1: coat's all disgusting, like, you know, get a hair brush
Speaker 1: into your coats, so disgusted. God, I love it.
Speaker 2: I had to make my text message words bigger the
Speaker 2: other day. Got to the point where I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: holding my phone so far away, like I remind myself
Speaker 2: of an older person. And I said to Sam, how
Speaker 2: do I make my text bigger? And I bit the
Speaker 2: bullet and I've made it a bit bigger.
Speaker 1: Have you been to the optometress, Like are you gonna
Speaker 1: consider glasses or I will? I don't think I need
Speaker 1: them yet. It's like, oh, fine, what you just said
Speaker 1: argues that point a bit. It's more like the fine
Speaker 1: print on like the back of panodole and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: That's very small. It's so tiny. And then my text, yeah,
Speaker 1: my text messages. I was starting to yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I will go.
Speaker 2: I went like maybe a year and a half ago,
Speaker 2: and he's like, you're gonna need glasses, you know, probably
Speaker 2: in the next however many years. But because I'm so
Speaker 2: prone to migraines, I'll get a migraine there. Because you've
Speaker 2: got to look through all of that stuff. You've got
Speaker 2: to look at the the you.
Speaker 1: Know, the A, B C. Whatever, and it gives me
Speaker 1: a migraine, so I just am avoiding it. There's something
Speaker 1: in if you have to wear glasses all the time.
Speaker 1: It's fine, yes, but there's something old is about having
Speaker 1: to whip out your glasses put them on. Will you
Speaker 1: read for something? Yeah? Let me read that, And you've
Speaker 1: got to put the glasses on that hold on backs,
Speaker 1: Can you go get my glasses please? The chain on
Speaker 1: you wear the main the chain you know, you know
Speaker 1: what else is an indicator that and like our parents'
Speaker 1: generation do all the time with the phones. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: just my mum. I don't know. Have you noticed that
Speaker 1: they'll grab the phone and they like everything they do,
Speaker 1: like when they you know, flick the phone up or
Speaker 1: they're sending a text message or anything. The hand flairy
Speaker 1: dramatic flair is it's a very of the photo. It's
Speaker 1: a big bang instead of it's a bang across, bang across. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm always like, why are you flicking your hand so much?
Speaker 1: Just you know, like just light movements.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, what fingerprint? Yes, funny, it's funny.
Speaker 2: What annoys you isn't it. It's a It's a generational
Speaker 2: thing for sure. You know that I might get the
Speaker 2: glasses where it's glasses and then I flick up the
Speaker 2: sunglass part and then flick it back down.
Speaker 1: You don't even need those. My mum's got the transitions.
Speaker 2: All my god, Yes, what are they called. I used
Speaker 2: to work at Sunglass Hut. Transitions positional transitions, Okay, they
Speaker 2: go from they go from you know, like normal glasses
Speaker 2: to sunglasses when you need them. And also Maui Jim's
Speaker 2: used to do that. You know, the brand, Maui jym Nah.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because they were pricey. They were a Hawaiian brand,
Speaker 2: I think, well obviously Maui and they would go like
Speaker 2: they would lighten and darken where in wherever you were.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: They weren't a prescription oh, just like normal sonnies. Yes,
Speaker 2: I worked at Sunglass Hut when Arnetts were huge.
Speaker 1: Are they the speed dealer ones? Yes, forget what the
Speaker 1: name is. And also eye jackets, Oakley eye jackets. They're
Speaker 1: gonna be if they haven't already, they'll be back in.
Speaker 1: I would never there you go, there's something for my antibraet,
Speaker 1: my anti bucket list. Yes, I would never ever wear those.
Speaker 1: You know what I might come around to is the
Speaker 1: Oakley was it frog skins? And they were the purple
Speaker 1: rims with the mirror mirror that were huge frog something.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. Ray band. My sister
Speaker 1: had them in ray bands as well. They were more
Speaker 1: like the frame was clear, but the actual lenses were
Speaker 1: like purple mirror like right, that is an habarrassing for
Speaker 1: no reason for me. I hate having a conversation with
Speaker 1: someone who's wearing those because you're looking at them, but
Speaker 1: you're looking at yourself and then it's like you're taken
Speaker 1: with your own reflection. You're talking to them. That's not right.
Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable. It's so uncomfortable. They shouldn't be allowed. I
Speaker 1: would hate that too.
Speaker 2: And you appear like, you know, when you're looking like
Speaker 2: you look bigger if you lean into them, and stuff
Speaker 2: like your head goes.
Speaker 1: Yes, nah, yes, way yeah. All right. Shall we get
Speaker 1: out of here, mate, We've covered all the of the
Speaker 1: big topic of today.
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