Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason lauren start your morning the right way.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Laurene one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, good morning, happy, happy, write a thank goodness
Speaker 4: for that because I'm tired.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, it's been a big week and whether weather
Speaker 2: for this weekends looking amazing? Well, that's good.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get out on the boat. That's almost Lucy,
Speaker 5: you know Lucy. Yes, it's not forty not single anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what single? Lucy? Is it official?
Speaker 5: It is now that I've announced it on the radio.
Speaker 3: God lorn, does that mean spodder for us?
Speaker 5: I said to her.
Speaker 4: I was like, you, you dating someone really doesn't suit
Speaker 4: my agenda of content from my single friend.
Speaker 2: So did they have the chat run me through?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well I've been away for three I haven't
Speaker 4: seen her for like basically three weeks. And if you're
Speaker 4: just listening, I mean, this is a lot at six am.
Speaker 4: But Lucy's my best friend. She's my single girl, single,
Speaker 4: and so we talk about her a lot because she
Speaker 4: gives us a lot of things to talk.
Speaker 6: About the world.
Speaker 2: Remember she was she having a crack at a barister for.
Speaker 5: A while, ors one that wasn't Lucy. That was someone else,
Speaker 5: another single friend, wasn't Lucy? Of course I promised Lucy,
Speaker 5: I wouldn't tell that's different Lucy.
Speaker 3: But that was a long time. No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. I haven't anyway, you don't know
Speaker 2: what I was going to ask. No, No, you're the
Speaker 2: other single friend, you know, Lucy as well? Did you
Speaker 2: ever have that chat that some people have gone if
Speaker 2: we don't find someone by the.
Speaker 4: Time we're forty, that was me and my best friend,
Speaker 4: lets us get together, we'll get married.
Speaker 2: If actually really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, you probably should have because now the Lauren
Speaker 3: has said to me, if things don't work out with.
Speaker 4: Paul, you're going to be my first option. Crikey, that's gream.
Speaker 5: Isn't it.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to move on to bet.
Speaker 4: We'd live happily ever after. We could dog share, we could,
Speaker 4: we could. Yeah, we have a great time.
Speaker 2: Be sort of like getting a child in one as well.
Speaker 2: You've got to look after congratulations, a package.
Speaker 4: Deal, go anyway. Birthday yesterday, Lucy, I forgot Happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Congratulations on the new relationship. What's his name? But we're
Speaker 2: doing a shout o? No, okay, did she ask him out,
Speaker 2: very handsome? Is he wat watch your back? Lucy?
Speaker 5: No it Clint knows his hands the handsome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not as handsome as a barrista, but he's handsome.
Speaker 2: That was it wasn't.
Speaker 5: He's way more handsome than barrista.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, elbows in after seven this morning. Behavior, We've
Speaker 2: got a lot to get a I think we have
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are we going to talk to the Prime
Speaker 4: Minister about the big topics?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean last time he was in we got
Speaker 2: him to do the Taylor Swift dance, so it'll be
Speaker 2: something as credible as that.
Speaker 4: And now did we ask him to come in or
Speaker 4: did he call us and say, guys, I'm in town,
Speaker 4: I want.
Speaker 5: To pop in.
Speaker 2: He called us. You know what I'd like, that's.
Speaker 5: A flex from us.
Speaker 2: I was talking to Clint during Prieze, right, because we're
Speaker 2: talking about Danica the freeze.
Speaker 4: You can't be having someone had prieze yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dankat the sports reporter on Channel nine. He love her,
Speaker 2: had a couple of pres and then when on the
Speaker 2: Telly she's done apology this morning. Yeah, we'll play it
Speaker 2: for you soon. I want to know.
Speaker 4: I was she just having a bit of fun and
Speaker 4: she didn't have to do the Olympics that day.
Speaker 2: I want to know if Elbow has ever been a
Speaker 2: bit dusty in parliament or you know those overseas trips
Speaker 2: you know sometimes the junkets. Yeah, you know when you
Speaker 2: travel and you're like, I'm away from home and you
Speaker 2: go yest night fever, like what you.
Speaker 3: Us You're going to go and meet the dignitares. Yes,
Speaker 3: but you didn't need to meet any dignitary.
Speaker 2: But has he ever gone in for the bow? And thought,
Speaker 2: I can't enough dusty with Elbow. After seven this morning,
Speaker 2: fifty k ed sheering tickets and Lauren's got some footage
Speaker 2: of us that's quite compromising. Jordan lewis going to be
Speaker 2: joining us after six poin thirty this morning to preview
Speaker 2: a big year ahead of footy, and if you just
Speaker 2: joined us breaking us this morning. Lauren's friend Lucy is
Speaker 2: off the market.
Speaker 4: Friend and I'm thrilled for her, but I'm also sad
Speaker 4: because her single adventures gave us a lot of fun
Speaker 4: to talk about. But yesterday I was at her house.
Speaker 4: I popped over just for a little champagne in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: To celebrate well she's throwing a celebration day.
Speaker 6: It was a birthday, boyfriend.
Speaker 4: It was her birthday. Normally I would go after bay
Speaker 4: with a new boyfriend. Anyway, said it'll come over fromn
Speaker 4: afternoon champagne. So we did that and then he came
Speaker 4: home from work and you know what he brought it.
Speaker 4: He brought her a gift to but he also bought
Speaker 4: her something that we had so much fun doing.
Speaker 2: What's he doing first?
Speaker 5: I don't know, he's got good journey.
Speaker 2: But in a suit? It was in a super walking
Speaker 2: in construction gear.
Speaker 4: No, No, like a soup, noted blake, not a jacket.
Speaker 2: So he bought something that you enjoyed as well, biball.
Speaker 4: No, he bought her a twenty dollars scratchy and we
Speaker 4: all sat around and did it together, and I was like,
Speaker 4: bring back the scratchy. It was so exhilarating and fun
Speaker 4: doing all the queens.
Speaker 5: We won much twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: Gotta be careful with scratches.
Speaker 5: Do you remember scratches? Well, scratchy for one hundred years they.
Speaker 2: Won fifty k and then if it goes tits.
Speaker 4: Up next week, then it was up to five million.
Speaker 4: Has anyone ever won five million?
Speaker 5: On a scratchy.
Speaker 2: Do you know what came up on my algorithm the
Speaker 2: other day? Have you seen the old school footage of
Speaker 2: the dude who won? I think it was on a
Speaker 2: scratchy and then the news crew got him to re
Speaker 2: enact it. And when he was scratching scratchy one another
Speaker 2: one that he's got a joke one google and.
Speaker 5: I definitely thought he brought her.
Speaker 3: How do you scratch a scratchy when we're not in
Speaker 3: a coin economy?
Speaker 2: A key?
Speaker 5: No, we try trying. We ended up with a knife,
Speaker 5: a button.
Speaker 3: Knifehold, maybe a tea spoon or something.
Speaker 4: Started with a key, and then we went to the
Speaker 4: top of my lip clocks and then we went we
Speaker 4: did the rounds.
Speaker 5: No, we ended up with a butter knife.
Speaker 4: She went twenty bucks. I think a scratch is a
Speaker 4: great gift. He took up ten minutes of our time
Speaker 4: and we were all glued to it.
Speaker 2: You put it in the cart like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it was in the card. He also
Speaker 5: gave a gift, which it's her business sexy. No, it's
Speaker 5: not sexy.
Speaker 2: It's just not sure.
Speaker 5: We don't need the morning You.
Speaker 2: Can't use that on the scratchy. That rabbing the scratchy but.
Speaker 5: Nothing's going on anyway, Lucky Losen.
Speaker 2: Very revealing.
Speaker 5: Do you think he's going to dump her after I've
Speaker 5: probably reized I'm.
Speaker 4: Going to talk about him all the time anyway. He's
Speaker 4: sort of like we're all obsessed with him because he's
Speaker 4: the new.
Speaker 5: Hot thing.
Speaker 2: It's over by eight. We'll go looking for someone new
Speaker 2: for her after eight o'clock this morning, scratches.
Speaker 4: Do you know what though, when your single friend is
Speaker 4: in a relationship after a while, it's quite exciting.
Speaker 2: See, my wife's currently going through what you're about to
Speaker 2: experience because my wife's best friend just got herself a man.
Speaker 5: Now that's normally on a Friday night, because you've been friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on a Friday night, you're going around.
Speaker 5: No, she's busy now, I know, Okay, I know.
Speaker 3: Why didn't you say your name?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Because I don't think she's launched.
Speaker 5: Would Oh you can't. I've just accidentally Yeah, but I'm.
Speaker 2: Not part of like toname need.
Speaker 3: Not me.
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Speaker 3: Let's talk footy, Fox Footy commentator Melbourne legend. Oh you
Speaker 3: also did some footy at Hawthorne Footy Club as well.
Speaker 2: George Lewis joins us Jordy.
Speaker 7: Good morning, morning, Geordie. I didn't get a starring role
Speaker 7: in the latest commercial. Oh what about Wow membership commercial?
Speaker 2: There's been some money spent on that.
Speaker 4: What do you think of Clinton Sunaway's acting skills, Jeordie?
Speaker 7: I think there's a future. A bit rough around the edges,
Speaker 7: but there's a future.
Speaker 5: A bit of work to do, work to do.
Speaker 3: We were next to Russell Russell Halcroft. You two make
Speaker 3: a good team.
Speaker 2: Russell makes you look good.
Speaker 3: What are you saying? Watch your back, hey, Jeordie? Is
Speaker 3: it like Christmas? Foot is back?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: We're in the midst of eighteen practice matches before the
Speaker 3: season proper?
Speaker 2: Did you watch the origent?
Speaker 7: I did watch the origent. I was impressed. I think,
Speaker 7: like everyone, everyone was skeptical on how it was going
Speaker 7: to play out, but I think the signs were really
Speaker 7: good early and the continuation of that sort of throughout
Speaker 7: the game.
Speaker 3: I really enjoyed it, you guys, I liked it.
Speaker 2: It got me excited. I was like, here we go it.
Speaker 5: See any of it?
Speaker 7: Maybe it's also teased us about the level of football
Speaker 7: that was played.
Speaker 2: I mean it was played at an extremely high level.
Speaker 4: Yes, did it concern you that these players, these superstar players,
Speaker 4: are about to go into a season and they might
Speaker 4: get injured.
Speaker 5: Isn't bad timing?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: No, I actually think it's perfect timing. If you look
Speaker 7: at the the more experienced players usually will play this game,
Speaker 7: they're ready to go from you know, I would say
Speaker 7: early to sort of late late January. It's a bit
Speaker 7: of a holding period across the February months. So yeah,
Speaker 7: I mean, the earlier you can get into playing games
Speaker 7: are better for a certain experience players because the flip
Speaker 7: side to that argument is the fact that they would
Speaker 7: ordinarily be playing in intra club matches, practice matches, all
Speaker 7: the rest of it. So it's as good, if not
Speaker 7: better than that, Jordan. So, what are we looking out
Speaker 7: for at the moment when it comes to footy as
Speaker 7: we creep closer to the season proper. Well, I think
Speaker 7: the thing you look at in terms of clubs is
Speaker 7: how many players have primarily done above eighty percent pre season,
Speaker 7: because I think that gives you a really good indication
Speaker 7: on who will play and potentially the sort of the
Speaker 7: longevity of those players throughout the season, having had that
Speaker 7: load through their lead in the preseason. But the new
Speaker 7: rules will come into play. We haven't seen a big
Speaker 7: sample size. I think there's been eight or nine changes.
Speaker 7: Some will play big part, some we won't even notice.
Speaker 7: But yeah, it's really hitting the ground running. So these
Speaker 7: sort of two or three games, these practice matches, you
Speaker 7: need to make sure that everything's in order, ready to
Speaker 7: go for round one.
Speaker 2: Hey, Geordie, did you know I love this time of you?
Speaker 2: When they returned back from their break and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, who let themselves go? He used to come
Speaker 2: back at the start of a brand new season.
Speaker 7: I was always very strategic because what happens across the
Speaker 7: preseason is you do a time try at the start
Speaker 7: and then that is basically your measuring stick across the preseason.
Speaker 7: So there's no point coming back fully fit.
Speaker 5: No otherwise you're never going to.
Speaker 7: Improve exactly, So you need to leave a little bit.
Speaker 5: You want to go in heavy.
Speaker 2: Water.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but there's always preseason heroes, you know, there was
Speaker 7: always those guys.
Speaker 2: Who were athletically gifted.
Speaker 7: But when the balls came out and the game started
Speaker 7: to be played they went missing. Have we got a
Speaker 7: bolter who's gonna surprise us this year when it comes
Speaker 7: to footy clubs and who might tumble down the ladder?
Speaker 2: Do you think? Well?
Speaker 7: I think for me what the big watches Gold Coast.
Speaker 7: I think with what they've added over the off season.
Speaker 7: In terms of Jamara, he's probably the specky pick. They
Speaker 7: didn't give up much but track as a different conversation,
Speaker 7: but I think those two players in particular can really
Speaker 7: take them. They've had finals experience last year, so they're
Speaker 7: a big watch for me.
Speaker 3: I think they come top four.
Speaker 7: I think they'll really challenge at the point of the
Speaker 7: end in late September, you know, and that's that's good
Speaker 7: for Queensland football, both Brisbane and and the Gold Coast
Speaker 7: up there. I think there's there's a few unknowns your team.
Speaker 7: There's there's unknown you lose two big stars, you have
Speaker 7: a new coach, there's a new sort of sugar hit
Speaker 7: with with them.
Speaker 2: So how they will.
Speaker 5: Perform A Richmond going to do anything?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think the expectation you know, widely is on
Speaker 7: Richmond is just continual improvement.
Speaker 2: It won't be a.
Speaker 5: Big building another year of.
Speaker 2: Well you know you're doing a home really blows out,
Speaker 2: you're waiting for supplies.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they've got They've got some young kids coming through
Speaker 7: who will progress really well across the off season.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: Now I've got a very serious question for you, Jordan Lewis.
Speaker 4: I'm on a group chat with your wife currently and
Speaker 4: one of our girlfriends is trying to organize a fortieth
Speaker 4: birthday and one of the dates is across Grand Final weekend.
Speaker 4: Can Lucy come on the girl's weekend or does she
Speaker 4: need to be around to help wrangle the kids because
Speaker 4: you'll be busy on Grand Final weekend.
Speaker 2: No, she can come. Absolutely.
Speaker 7: I think you've forty odd Well, I'm actually about two
Speaker 7: months away from being forty as well. So fortieth this
Speaker 7: year takes preference over anything else, Okay, sales weekend.
Speaker 3: That means that Jordan can do what he wants in
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Speaker 2: Good to Chat Geordane, thanks for having me again.
Speaker 6: How good are you?
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Speaker 4: They love gorge But I think those co working spaces
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Speaker 2: Bring in the Nova Cynic studios, yes, they, and they
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but no they these places have proper.
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Speaker 3: Sure you check that drinks car, I'm in.
Speaker 5: I want to go work there.
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Speaker 5: Good morning, Hello, hell are you?
Speaker 2: We're good.
Speaker 5: You're an ideas woman and you've got an idea for us.
Speaker 2: Let's go petch away.
Speaker 10: So my idea, I'm a new mum and I understand
Speaker 10: it's so hard, you know, pushing a pram and trying
Speaker 10: to juggle everything. So my idea is a smart pram. Basically,
Speaker 10: you'd pop it into an app and just you know
Speaker 10: where you're going, and it would measure like mimic your
Speaker 10: speed knows when you stop, so you've got both hands free,
Speaker 10: you know.
Speaker 9: To do shopping or hold bag robot.
Speaker 10: Yeah kind of.
Speaker 2: Basically you're saying, would you strap for remote control cars
Speaker 2: to the wheels of a pram like control it via
Speaker 2: an app?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, more like you know what free more.
Speaker 2: Like those golf bags, you know, the golf carts electric cars.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but a lot of the time those golf
Speaker 3: cuts accidentally run into water, Yeah, into hazards.
Speaker 5: Trust your newborn in it.
Speaker 3: Not.
Speaker 4: I think it could be handy with a trolley for
Speaker 4: the shopping though, we'd love to have two hands free.
Speaker 2: Have you thought about that, Emily say, if we're in Carl's,
Speaker 2: no will pass like Lauren and my bluetooth accidentally messes
Speaker 2: up and then all of a sudden, the electric pram
Speaker 2: goes hauling towards a.
Speaker 5: Meat section the babies on the way to Caroline Springs
Speaker 5: instead of Oh.
Speaker 10: I haven't actually thought about that.
Speaker 4: So we need to work on the We need to
Speaker 4: work on the development of it. But I don't I
Speaker 4: do agree that mums are busy and they need two
Speaker 4: three hands.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Do you know what I wanted
Speaker 2: to invent years ago for prams like so, and you'll
Speaker 2: be able to relate with this, Emily. You know when
Speaker 2: you're out with the newborn.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not actually that.
Speaker 2: We don't do much, I said, Emily. When you're out
Speaker 2: with the newborn and you're in a cafe and you've
Speaker 2: got to rock the pram to get them to.
Speaker 5: Sleep, they've got them, I know.
Speaker 2: So I would use my foot and I'd like move
Speaker 2: it forward while I'm eating and stuff, and like they
Speaker 2: do have a thing now you clip onto a PRAM
Speaker 2: and it vibrates the pram.
Speaker 6: It's called a rocket, but it doesn't move.
Speaker 3: I thought that was only in the in the nursery
Speaker 3: they had that.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: The rocket it looks like a rocket and you attach
Speaker 4: it and it kind of just gently rocked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need one of them for me. Get me
Speaker 2: off to sleep.
Speaker 5: God, have you still got your white noise machine up?
Speaker 2: Do?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It works a tree all right, So Emily and electric
Speaker 2: bluetooth operated pram. Yeah, that's all right. Well, I'm not
Speaker 2: here to judge exactly. We do that off.
Speaker 10: All right.
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Speaker 5: Emily.
Speaker 2: It's just me or can I see a lawsuit coming
Speaker 2: her way?
Speaker 5: It took a long time for the Waymos to be
Speaker 5: able to drive, but hey, you know that moms do
Speaker 5: need two for.
Speaker 2: Hands exactly to chase the prim with Good Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It is just going on seven minutes to seven. You're
Speaker 2: on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well,
Speaker 2: two and lattes and a piccolo please elbow.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's on the way in.
Speaker 2: He's going to get us a coffee. You know what
Speaker 2: if he is listening. If he is't, this is a
Speaker 2: test if he is listening or someone from his office.
Speaker 5: Actually, Jace would also like a raspberry and white chok muffin.
Speaker 2: He was just saying, you rock you roll in here
Speaker 2: with a raspberry or white chocolate muffin. You got my vote.
Speaker 5: Attitude. I can't be bort Oh.
Speaker 2: I can everyone. No, I can be bought. I openly
Speaker 2: say I can be bought, and all little costumes of muffin.
Speaker 5: Are you enrolled to vote yet?
Speaker 2: Clint?
Speaker 3: Insert awkward pause. Lauren, I want to talk horny grannies.
Speaker 4: Wow, there's a sentence I didn't expect to hear at
Speaker 4: six o'clock.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do. You're opening your dating radios.
Speaker 3: Our current Affair last night featured a story sorry took
Speaker 3: my breath away. Flip over your pages because I want
Speaker 3: to introduce you to the.
Speaker 2: Road tripping grannies.
Speaker 3: No who went on a special no special bus trip
Speaker 3: too a sex shop, no lazy audio.
Speaker 11: Jo, naughty nanas defying age and expectations.
Speaker 12: Sexy boutique didn't know what was about.
Speaker 2: To hit it.
Speaker 8: Come on, Cheryl, let's go get your man. You've been
Speaker 8: married three times, Cheryl. No, only only we can find
Speaker 8: you at for seventy seven years young.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and don't you forget it.
Speaker 12: Cheryl was an absolute menace.
Speaker 2: What are you laughing at?
Speaker 4: You'll be cheek, aren't you make it?
Speaker 11: While Norma was so excited she forgot she needed a walker. No, Norma,
Speaker 11: they might be in their twilight years, but inside this
Speaker 11: store the years wound back.
Speaker 4: It's amazing. Norma got so excited she forgot she needed.
Speaker 2: A water, started walking with.
Speaker 5: Norma, saw the toys and took off.
Speaker 3: I was when I saw this Prome mode. I was like, Lauren,
Speaker 3: we must.
Speaker 4: Watch actually said to me, I'm out for a dog
Speaker 4: walk with Pep. But I'm going to get home so
Speaker 4: I can make sure I watched the Horny Grannies.
Speaker 2: They would have ripped that overporter just quickly.
Speaker 5: Because quickly Brendan cruise.
Speaker 13: Story.
Speaker 3: Oh this one hit my in box. Okay, so I'm
Speaker 3: going to play you part two in a second, But first,
Speaker 3: have either of your parents or grandparents embarrassed you over
Speaker 3: the journey.
Speaker 2: No, I am back in the day when I was
Speaker 2: in the Black Thunders and Mad air station. The girl
Speaker 2: I was working with weird to do a cross outside
Speaker 2: sex bo and when was there. No, we're sending their
Speaker 2: handing out cansa coke and then the girl I was
Speaker 2: working with freaked out? So what's wrong she is? There's
Speaker 2: my parents they were going into walking out with.
Speaker 5: Are they black bag?
Speaker 4: So you can't see throws? Yeah, I've never been to
Speaker 4: sex both.
Speaker 3: Have you been to a sex shop?
Speaker 5: Never never been into a sex shop.
Speaker 2: Let's get the reporter to take it. We're going we
Speaker 2: must go down the road the apparently in South We're
Speaker 2: going to take it. Do you know what?
Speaker 3: We'll put together a shopping list and you can tick
Speaker 3: the items off as you get them.
Speaker 2: We'll package it up like a current a fair story. Anyway,
Speaker 2: let's see what clean.
Speaker 5: I'm only going if Norma takes her walk.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, let's see what Norma and co bought?
Speaker 2: You bought the whole shop? What have you got here? Well,
Speaker 2: I've got yep, you know things? And what are you
Speaker 2: going to do with this?
Speaker 11: And I'm not going to tell you because you just
Speaker 11: have to use your eventination.
Speaker 5: That is amazing.
Speaker 2: And then I'm watching I'm looking at a screenshot here
Speaker 2: and whatever she's brought, they've blacked out. But it's a
Speaker 2: giant black square they put over it.
Speaker 4: Now, good on them, the grannies. They've still got needs
Speaker 4: and desires.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, obviously, look at how sex is with it.
Speaker 2: You reckon. She looks happy. Got time, Well, good morning everybody,
Speaker 2: Just gone five past seven. There is a there's a
Speaker 2: feeling of anxiety in the studio, and it's not because
Speaker 2: the Prime Minister's about to join us.
Speaker 5: He's coming in shortly.
Speaker 2: We're totally cool with that.
Speaker 4: But I mean, many people have been busted recently drinking
Speaker 4: on the job, especially on the television.
Speaker 2: We're going to dive into that.
Speaker 5: Also, you two have been busted.
Speaker 4: I know it has been over at the Winter Olympics
Speaker 4: and she was a bit tipsy on the show.
Speaker 5: We're going to talk about that in a minute. I
Speaker 5: found it iconic. But you two have been busted when.
Speaker 4: We're in America and as we left it had been
Speaker 4: a very long day of you two on the beers.
Speaker 4: We weren't working. We went on the radio that day.
Speaker 4: I thought it was the weekend and you, Clint Standaway,
Speaker 4: saw a news crew and.
Speaker 3: You had a bee line for them.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you had a Seattle Seahawks cap on and
Speaker 4: the anchor of five New Seattle said would you have
Speaker 4: a chat with us?
Speaker 5: And you went, oh, yes we will.
Speaker 14: King five is the official broadcaster of the Seahawks championship ceremony,
Speaker 14: and freed.
Speaker 2: What have you found?
Speaker 5: I found the footage?
Speaker 2: This has gone to god.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's taken time to get the tape from Seattle,
Speaker 4: but we've got it.
Speaker 3: So this is the got it.
Speaker 2: This is the news crew cross Clinton. I did straight
Speaker 2: after a very long day in the sun.
Speaker 4: Exactly what I just said.
Speaker 2: Have you listened to you? You've seen it?
Speaker 5: Just wait, Gus, it's beautiful. It's very poetic.
Speaker 2: Who it should be more well c given.
Speaker 4: That Jason thought they were called the Sea Gulls.
Speaker 5: No, no, not the Seahawks.
Speaker 4: Possibly, ja are you did a lot more of the talking,
Speaker 4: He does a lot more of the giggling.
Speaker 2: So I asked maybe. Our production guy said, hey, do
Speaker 2: I need to be worried about this? And he said, look,
Speaker 2: one of you doesn't come across great in the audio,
Speaker 2: and the other one definitely doesn't come across great in.
Speaker 4: Addition, and we've got both. So look everyone's doing it.
Speaker 4: Seems everyone's getting blotto and going on the table.
Speaker 2: Like Dank and Mason.
Speaker 3: I love and we'll talk about it next year.
Speaker 2: Today show and then the footage the Key five News
Speaker 2: coming up before seven thirty this morning. This is over
Speaker 2: eleven past seven. You are on the air with Jason
Speaker 2: and Lauren Clint who as well. We're doing a thanks
Speaker 2: our mates to she already express. If you see some
Speaker 2: police and come on around South Melbourne this morning, it's
Speaker 2: the PM on the way with our morning coffee.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 4: Hopefully he's bringing Jason raspberry white chok muffin and me
Speaker 4: and almond l.
Speaker 2: Two and lats and a piccolo.
Speaker 3: Be careful, PM Inflational get you there's they're expanding at
Speaker 3: the moment.
Speaker 2: Coffee. If Elbow rocks in here with the morning coffee round, do.
Speaker 5: You think he'll give us the receipt and ask him
Speaker 5: to pay back?
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. He's good Bloke'll have some form of
Speaker 2: gold card, wouldn't he.
Speaker 4: Anyway, he will be here shortly. But before we get
Speaker 4: to that, let's go to Italy to the Winter Olympics.
Speaker 5: To Channel Lines. Coverage of sterling recovery has been wonderful.
Speaker 4: Yes, I do think they're missing you though, Clean, thank
Speaker 4: you glad you're here, not there.
Speaker 5: And Danny Caa Mason who I love.
Speaker 4: She's a sports reporter. She does the NRL, she does
Speaker 4: the tennis, she does all things.
Speaker 5: She's great.
Speaker 4: She's the Today's Show sports girl and she's alleged Tom She's.
Speaker 2: She's one of my very close friends.
Speaker 3: I've worked with Danica alongside Danica for for near on
Speaker 3: sort of ten plus years, and she's as Lawrence.
Speaker 2: She's actually a legend.
Speaker 5: Well that explains a few thinks.
Speaker 2: You've seen her in full flight?
Speaker 5: Yes, we all saw her in full flight.
Speaker 9: Yes we all have.
Speaker 4: Because Dannykery is over at the Winter Olympics and this
Speaker 4: has gone viral.
Speaker 3: It's gone everywhere.
Speaker 5: You've probably already said it.
Speaker 4: There was a there was a white out, so there
Speaker 4: was actually no Winter Olympics happening because there was a snowstorm.
Speaker 4: She did I assume what we would do and got
Speaker 4: involved in. When you are in the snow, you have to.
Speaker 5: Have uprais bibles and you know a bit what hot Toddy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, you don't do that, you don't
Speaker 2: after having them.
Speaker 1: We're going to start off with some actual brist and
Speaker 1: Rocos gearing from the actually their trip to the US
Speaker 1: and the UK, rather because has stolen is shown it's amazing.
Speaker 1: We're going to start off with some actual brid from
Speaker 1: Rockos hearing from the actually their trip to the US
Speaker 1: and the UK.
Speaker 12: Rather, do you know.
Speaker 5: What it's iconic.
Speaker 4: I mean, she's just showed up to do her job
Speaker 4: and she just has not done it to the best
Speaker 4: of her ability.
Speaker 2: Carl did it years ago after the logan.
Speaker 5: He didn't get in trouble. No, no, we were with you.
Speaker 2: We stand Yeah, we stand with you.
Speaker 5: We'll get the Prime minister's opinion on it.
Speaker 2: A little lady, we're on a leen, but we stand
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: As you say, there had been a wide out, so
Speaker 3: there hadn't been much too broadcast until the Today Show
Speaker 3: crept up on her a little bit.
Speaker 2: Now. As I said.
Speaker 3: Before, you know, she's one of my very good friends,
Speaker 3: and I have been in contact with her this morning.
Speaker 3: I think, you know put seriously, she's she's a little
Speaker 3: embarrassed by the whole situation.
Speaker 2: I've spoken to her.
Speaker 3: She's pretty keen to move on but she spoke on
Speaker 3: the Today Show a little bit earlier to give it
Speaker 3: all some context and to admit, yeah, she had had
Speaker 3: a couple of drinks.
Speaker 1: I just want to take a moment just to apologize.
Speaker 1: Thank you for everyone who has reached out. I'm okay,
Speaker 1: probably just a little bit embarrassed. I shouldn't have had
Speaker 1: a drink, and especially in these conditions. It's cold, we've
Speaker 1: got altitude, and not having had dinner probably didn't help
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 12: I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 9: We know how hard you worked.
Speaker 12: You're the best, Annika. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: Let's move on your don't Also, we've all been there
Speaker 4: when you just captures up on you when you have
Speaker 4: a dinner.
Speaker 5: Also, she's in Italy.
Speaker 4: So the morning is the nighttime you took five o'clock
Speaker 4: in the morning, Lauren.
Speaker 2: It's the same when Clint was on was the morning after.
Speaker 5: The light but the difference was when Clint came on
Speaker 5: in the morning after. It actually wants the morning.
Speaker 2: You're right, there's no time between the city and mill
Speaker 2: and I've been drinking the night before.
Speaker 4: We know we didn't stick up for you like Carl did.
Speaker 4: To be fair, we took you off air and thought, no,
Speaker 4: stay on air, but don't do the news, just come
Speaker 4: on for entertainment.
Speaker 2: And why did we do that? Because he was giving
Speaker 2: his per opinion on the rest.
Speaker 5: So they didn't do that to poor Danica. They let
Speaker 5: her go.
Speaker 3: But do you know what, Danica, we stand with you
Speaker 3: over one hundred Absolutely, he's literally big.
Speaker 1: Like the price of coffee over here is actually fine.
Speaker 1: It's more the price of coffee in the US that
Speaker 1: we are going to have to get used to. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure that the Iguanas, where are we going with
Speaker 1: that one? But anyway, the forty one year old feeling
Speaker 1: that while she has the massive Johnny head for her,
Speaker 1: she's grateful for all the support going her way. It's
Speaker 1: absolutely credible to see what an inspiration.
Speaker 2: No, I agree, she has a lot.
Speaker 15: I agree with you completely, Daneka. Look, you know the
Speaker 15: cold weather is a thing, right. I remember being in Washington,
Speaker 15: d C. A few years ago, and Allie, you would
Speaker 15: have been familiar with this, Like you get out of
Speaker 15: a car over there and there's such a cold cold
Speaker 15: when you can't actually move your lips.
Speaker 9: I would struggle to say clean on me.
Speaker 4: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: It's act incredible.
Speaker 12: Cold weather is a thing.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jace and Lauren Clinty as well.
Speaker 2: We're running late for the seven thirty news. We should
Speaker 2: really just get to that, Clint.
Speaker 5: No, we're not going to get to that.
Speaker 4: Well, we are going to get to the news, but
Speaker 4: not our news. We can't run late for our Clint
Speaker 4: and Jace starred on a different type of news when
Speaker 4: we're over in America, and I promised you we would
Speaker 4: find it. Thank you to our friends who helped the
Speaker 4: search to find Clint and Jace on K five Seattle News.
Speaker 14: King five is the official broadcaster of the Seahawks championship
Speaker 14: ceremony and Freed.
Speaker 4: Can we just say the same now, we've just been
Speaker 4: laughing about poor Dannia Mason, who got on the source
Speaker 4: and went on the Today Show. But you two did
Speaker 4: the very same thing at the super Bowl.
Speaker 5: You had a gut full of beer.
Speaker 3: I did pledge, absolutely bely. I did tell you all
Speaker 3: that my news days on TV were not over.
Speaker 2: I'm blaming you for this because as we were leaving
Speaker 2: the stadium at the Super Bowl after a day of
Speaker 2: whole day entertainment from.
Speaker 5: Ten am, you had your first beer.
Speaker 2: We were supporting small business company and they seem to
Speaker 2: be doing well.
Speaker 3: Let's support you know fun fact in America, Jesus shots
Speaker 3: are a lot bigger.
Speaker 5: The shot can can.
Speaker 4: I also tell you, just quickly, a bit of a
Speaker 4: peek behind the curtains. At three quarter time they closed
Speaker 4: the bar at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5: So Clint was.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, well, these beers on the floor, these cans,
Speaker 4: because they're quite big, they might be warm, but they've
Speaker 4: still got some in them, so I'll drink that.
Speaker 3: I'll challenge you on that. The beers were not on
Speaker 3: the floor. They were still in the cup.
Speaker 4: Holders anyway, so they had they had had a gut
Speaker 4: full of beer. And Clint, like a moth to a fly,
Speaker 4: saw a TV camera and a line and a producer saying,
Speaker 4: why don't you come you chat with this about the
Speaker 4: super Bowl?
Speaker 3: And he went, yeah, sorry, sorry, little miss sunshine. Had
Speaker 3: you been drinking as well?
Speaker 4: But I didn't go on the news. I was more sensible,
Speaker 4: but I did film you. So I've got the BT
Speaker 4: and here it is.
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys, here we go. That's good. So something
Speaker 2: tells me you're not from Seattle? What's you? We're from Melbourne, Australia. Beautiful.
Speaker 3: We traveled fifteen hours by playing just to get here,
Speaker 3: and I've supported Seahawks for a long long time.
Speaker 2: You're just converted, Jason very recently. My mate here see okay.
Speaker 3: What what it was like in the fiftieth year as well?
Speaker 3: What a special night?
Speaker 2: What was that like to be here? You traveled further
Speaker 2: than this stuff?
Speaker 3: He took the words right out of my mouth. Bucket
Speaker 3: this stuff. It was exceptional. And credit to every Levi
Speaker 3: stadium here San Francisco has put on a great show.
Speaker 2: You what it's all about? Seattle tonight, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And next you're coming to Melbourne? Oh yeah, they're playing there.
Speaker 2: Eventually Seattle is not coming to Melbourne? Worked it? I
Speaker 2: mean you spent Look at Jack, I'm just fattering the
Speaker 2: wife until I dropped fourteen hundred bucks on merch. So
Speaker 2: what does this like to make the trip though? Are
Speaker 2: you gonna incredible? Absolutely not? Buck of this stuff? Of
Speaker 2: this every friend, every friend, honestly down.
Speaker 4: Jason's got so many bags and merch. He looks like
Speaker 4: he's an old woman at the Royal Melbourne Show.
Speaker 2: It's not as bad as I thought. Oh wait, till
Speaker 2: you see it the way the way you finished, and
Speaker 2: then you look at the camera like a real estate agent.
Speaker 4: Way K five News Seattle.
Speaker 14: Five is the official broadcaster of the Seaha Chalkidship Ceremony.
Speaker 2: Of Free Jason Little Head.
Speaker 5: Yeah you did? Could you snapped? You know why? Because
Speaker 5: you're a professional being drunk on the television. We've seen
Speaker 5: it before. You know what to do.
Speaker 2: I'll just pull a bullshit that the camera really does
Speaker 2: add ten pounds.
Speaker 5: We'll put the vision on our Instagram. It is amazing.
Speaker 5: Jace doesn't know what to do with his hands.
Speaker 4: He's like scratching breaks out in the little rash.
Speaker 2: Just so what are we doing? Of course?
Speaker 4: And how did it go breaking the news to your
Speaker 4: wife that you spent fourteen hundred dollars at the merchandise store.
Speaker 2: You're actually breaking into it right now. What did the
Speaker 2: cameraman say after that Fox Pop?
Speaker 5: Well, he was lying now that I've seen it, because
Speaker 5: he said, well, that'll do us for the night. That's
Speaker 5: the best interview of the day.
Speaker 2: Let's say hard to our next guest.
Speaker 12: Last time we had our next guest on the show.
Speaker 15: He went viral for his smooth moves and dancing style.
Speaker 4: The Prime Minister has given a viral dance ago this
Speaker 4: morning while appearing on the Jase and Lauren radio show
Speaker 4: The TikTok dancester Taylor Swift's latest hit, Ophelia.
Speaker 15: Please welcome to the show, Prime Minister Anthony, good.
Speaker 6: Morning, good to be here. And I brought a muffin.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the muffin.
Speaker 4: Yes, Jace this morning was saying, elbow, if you're listening,
Speaker 4: I'd like a raspberry white chop muffin, and he's delivered.
Speaker 6: It's just like cash for comments, muffing for comments.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 3: The way to his heart constituents is very important.
Speaker 6: It is absolutely and last time I was in here,
Speaker 6: it did go a bit crazy that dance.
Speaker 4: Now, that was our gen Z producer that thought that
Speaker 4: would be a bit of fun and no notice, With
Speaker 4: no notice, she put us on her personal TikTok page,
Speaker 4: thinking no one could see it in the next minute
Speaker 4: or on the front page of every news bulletin in
Speaker 4: the country.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, sorry about that.
Speaker 5: You've been on the front page for worse.
Speaker 6: But it was okay exactly.
Speaker 2: You knew the moves, hey, Yard, I wanted to hit
Speaker 2: you up straight up out of story we were chatting
Speaker 2: about this morning. I know if you've seen the foot
Speaker 2: poor Dannic at the sports reporter at the Today Show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she was on the Telly reporting from the Olympics, and yeah,
Speaker 2: unfortunately had.
Speaker 5: She got involved in app praise.
Speaker 4: Now, have you ever been to the snow and had
Speaker 4: a few bevies after a bit of a skill.
Speaker 6: I'm not really a snow I've got to say.
Speaker 5: So, you're right into the appraise then, without the scheme.
Speaker 6: But but I have said that when I did go
Speaker 6: to the snow the last time, which was a long
Speaker 6: time ago, my boy was little. He just jumped on
Speaker 6: sksh straight down. I was hopeless and preferred the lodge
Speaker 6: herself and a glass of red. But I did see that.
Speaker 6: I did get to speak to the Winter Olympians. The
Speaker 6: night before last, Atlisa Camplin organized a video call between
Speaker 6: us and Jakara Anthony and her teammates. It was fantastic.
Speaker 6: They're so excited. How well are we going?
Speaker 3: We think Danica deserves a medal. Let's just let's just
Speaker 3: hear here a little bit of Danica.
Speaker 1: We're going to start off with some actual Bristo Rocos
Speaker 1: gearing from the actually their trip to the US and
Speaker 1: the UK rather because has stolen shown.
Speaker 6: Pro Dana. She's over in Italy and there was she
Speaker 6: would have been tired. It's the time different. She would
Speaker 6: have been having an impact.
Speaker 2: She's celebrating nothing.
Speaker 4: There was just blizzard so there was no Winter Olympics,
Speaker 4: so she was just helping the economy.
Speaker 6: Well they all, they all look pretty happy. I'm going
Speaker 6: to say I have my video call with them. They're
Speaker 6: just fantastic young people representing us. How well is it?
Speaker 6: I've got the Canadian Prime minister coming here in a
Speaker 6: couple of weeks. We're ahead of Canada.
Speaker 2: How's that?
Speaker 6: We're winning medals from people who live in cans and
Speaker 6: the Gold Coast and Ambula for good.
Speaker 4: I just said that Queensland is winning Winter Olympic medals.
Speaker 6: Is amazing cars from down the coast here.
Speaker 5: It's amazing. Good on them.
Speaker 4: It's been our most successful Winter Olympics yet, hasn't it?
Speaker 4: And we're not even finished.
Speaker 2: We'll be going to do with the Canadian promise always here.
Speaker 6: He's going to speak to the Parliament.
Speaker 2: That's the boring stuff. What are you going to do that?
Speaker 2: You can take him out? You know your they'll go
Speaker 2: boat down the Garra together or something.
Speaker 6: Well, we might be going to do something in Sydney
Speaker 6: to go to a footy matches. Maybe maybe the plan
Speaker 6: the league or if the first game is Swans versus
Speaker 6: Carlton at the s CG. So there's a possibility that
Speaker 6: that's on. But we're just trying to finalize the itinery.
Speaker 2: Because we do. I mean, that's that's only two hours
Speaker 2: we were chatting off the year. I was telling you
Speaker 2: how we did that Super Bowl. It's a long game.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's there's a lot more gaps and there.
Speaker 3: Is action and we represented Australia with distinction at the
Speaker 3: Super Bowl. Prime Minister, we must tell you as well.
Speaker 6: We definitely, we definitely did as you should have you.
Speaker 5: Exactly, not just quickly hows married life house gorgeous?
Speaker 6: It's fantastic.
Speaker 5: Are you still in that newly wet bubble?
Speaker 6: A big date? We already spend a lot of time
Speaker 6: from a distance, of course of the work that I do,
Speaker 6: but it is lovely. We've got to have four days,
Speaker 6: a whole four days honeymon down on Kango Island and
Speaker 6: it was terrific and it was just good to have.
Speaker 6: We had a small event there at the lodge, just
Speaker 6: family and friends, and it was a great day. It
Speaker 6: was raining in the morning, which apparently is love luck,
Speaker 6: good luck. For Jode's was a bit worried, to say
Speaker 6: the least. And I was completely bullshitting saying, oh no,
Speaker 6: it's just sprinkling outside and it was pouring down. It
Speaker 6: was pouring down.
Speaker 4: That stopped just in time as a weather girl. Just
Speaker 4: make it up, be honest.
Speaker 2: The wedding speech. Did you get the speech right to
Speaker 2: do it? Or did you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Come on, I did. I did the vows myself did
Speaker 6: Jody and I must say a highlight was my beautiful
Speaker 6: son gave an amazing speech.
Speaker 3: What was he the best man in the wedding?
Speaker 6: No, no, we didn't have a best man.
Speaker 3: I was going to say bucks.
Speaker 6: We had no bucks.
Speaker 2: Thrown. Yeah, we can do a post.
Speaker 6: I had lots of offers. Russell Crowe was offering that
Speaker 6: could have been dangerous, but no, there was none of that.
Speaker 2: Were busy working, I know you were.
Speaker 6: And so Toto was the ring bearer. She did a
Speaker 6: great job. Animals, she did a great job. But she
Speaker 6: had a little little pats thing that you can get
Speaker 6: online with that head on it. You know j H
Speaker 6: loves AA and the rings go in that and she
Speaker 6: ran up.
Speaker 3: The PM's been on Etsy.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're on the air with the Prime Minister Elbows
Speaker 2: in the house this morning. We've got to take a
Speaker 2: quick break. We're going to come back because then you actually.
Speaker 5: Talk about the country next.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll fix the world problems after this. You
Speaker 2: are on the air with Jason Lauren. Clint's here as well,
Speaker 2: so is the PM. Elbow is in the house. He
Speaker 2: might hang around to play the five K question? Do
Speaker 2: you need five thousand bucks this morning? Is probably even
Speaker 2: for the people.
Speaker 6: You could give it away to a charity or.
Speaker 5: Something, or you could be the friend if foundation.
Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're just having a quick chat off the air.
Speaker 2: We'll attack every dollar live music. You were saying you
Speaker 2: and your son share that passion. I know my twelve
Speaker 2: year old hanging to go to like his first big
Speaker 2: concert an adherance in Melbourne next week. You're going to go.
Speaker 6: No, my first concert I was about twelve, and where
Speaker 6: I go up and shared like an old English type
Speaker 6: public housing, a state where your front doors faced each
Speaker 6: other when someone's there, and the girls next door were
Speaker 6: a bit older and my mom was in hospital, so
Speaker 6: it was just me at home, and they took me
Speaker 6: to ac DC a little at Patty's Market, a free
Speaker 6: concert with about probably two hundred people maybe top there. Wow,
Speaker 6: and it blew my mind. I'll never forget it. No,
Speaker 6: there's something about live music, food fighters to come back outside.
Speaker 2: Because chattered before about when you took your dad to
Speaker 2: pink And there's just something about going with a parent
Speaker 2: or you know, one of your kids to their first conference.
Speaker 5: It's so good, it's very very cool.
Speaker 4: Now, this has been a fun chat, but I suppose
Speaker 4: we do need to talk about the state of the country.
Speaker 2: We are out of time. Thanks coming.
Speaker 3: Let's first and foremost start with the Rise of One Nation.
Speaker 3: Pauline Hansen has made many comments over the journey that
Speaker 3: have raised eyebrows, but for me, this one in the
Speaker 3: last few days that there are no good Muslims is troubling.
Speaker 3: What are your thoughts on a the Rise of One Nation?
Speaker 3: And are you're concerned by those comments as well, because
Speaker 3: you know it struck me.
Speaker 6: Well, those comments are disgraceful and they're aimed at just
Speaker 6: dividing people. And this week Ramadan starts, so it's a
Speaker 6: particularly holy time for Muslims. So there's markets on in
Speaker 6: Sydney and Lakember and Dandenong here in Melbourne, and it's
Speaker 6: just it doesn't take the country forward at all to
Speaker 6: just dismiss people because of their faith and who they are.
Speaker 6: And that is what Pauline Hanson did.
Speaker 3: So if you look at the poles, they pee and
Speaker 3: people looking for an alternative, why do you think that is?
Speaker 3: Why do you think they are on the rise.
Speaker 6: There's a range of reasons. If you look at the
Speaker 6: mainstream Conservatives, they're a bit of a mess. Without into
Speaker 6: political heir, that's pretty obviously, they're sort of busy attacking
Speaker 6: each other and not really looking like an alternative government.
Speaker 6: And I think people look for frustrated. Cost of living
Speaker 6: pressures are real. We're trying to address those this week
Speaker 6: here in Melbourne and Tazzy. I've been to a childcare center.
Speaker 6: I've looked at bulk billing being increased, which is on
Speaker 6: the rise. Going pretty well, you know, we are doing
Speaker 6: what we can to take those cost of living pressures.
Speaker 2: Honestly, people, does it to give you a bit of
Speaker 2: a kick in the guts when you wake up and
Speaker 2: if you look at the poles and if they've gone
Speaker 2: down and you know, you've just been working your ass
Speaker 2: off for the last couple of weeks to get more
Speaker 2: money in our back pockets and stuff like that, do
Speaker 2: you take it personally?
Speaker 6: Two things. One is the truth is that politicians will
Speaker 6: say they don't look at polls. They all do.
Speaker 2: We all do. Yeah, we don't look at radio ratings
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 5: We do when we go up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But the other thing is that there is an election
Speaker 6: every three years, like we're not one year into a term,
Speaker 6: and so you know, if the election was held this week,
Speaker 6: then we win pretty comfortably. But we don't take any
Speaker 6: for granted. You just got to do your job and
Speaker 6: remain focused on that.
Speaker 3: Well, there is a Victorian election coming up. Just Cintererell
Speaker 3: and her labor government will be very much accountable come November.
Speaker 3: There's been a few issues in this state. One of
Speaker 3: them is the CFMU fifteen billion dollars. It has emerged
Speaker 3: a big allegations of corruption. I mean, should she keep
Speaker 3: her job because many are calling for her head.
Speaker 6: Should absolutely keep her job. I think she's a very
Speaker 6: good person. She has real compassion for people. I see
Speaker 6: her out and about with people. You look at the
Speaker 6: infrastructure build here in Victoria, the Metro, I've got to
Speaker 6: go on. That was all done with very little federal
Speaker 6: support for infrastructure here in Victoria. The head of the
Speaker 6: person who's looking after construction, Mark Irving's doing a good
Speaker 6: job here.
Speaker 2: So do you think she was handed the ravine? Was
Speaker 2: there problems handed?
Speaker 6: You know this figure? Mark Irvings says, there's no basis
Speaker 6: for the figure, and there certainly doesn't you know, there's
Speaker 6: nothing to back it up there. Certainly it's clear that
Speaker 6: there was a corruption in the CFM. That's why we intervened,
Speaker 6: did something about it. Our predecessors did nothing about it.
Speaker 6: Something like John Setka, I think you know, I have
Speaker 6: no time for him. I expelled him weeks after I
Speaker 6: became labor leader.
Speaker 4: Victoria does seem like it's been in a really difficult time.
Speaker 5: It feels like a state divided.
Speaker 4: I've seen my whole life and I've never felt like
Speaker 4: Victoria has been in a less safe position, which is
Speaker 4: hugely concerning.
Speaker 6: But you have so much going for you here.
Speaker 4: We do, we do, but we don't. There's there's a
Speaker 4: lot that we've got to fix as well. I think
Speaker 4: it's a really interesting time for us.
Speaker 6: Sure, Melbourne Foots Gray Hospital opened yesterday, a new hospital.
Speaker 6: You've got a new train line with the Metro. You've
Speaker 6: got plans for the airport rail link with funding being.
Speaker 3: There as well.
Speaker 6: The rail links.
Speaker 2: We're going to happen. Elbow, We're gonna we're going to
Speaker 2: be hovering by the time we get the training. Now
Speaker 2: have hoverboards.
Speaker 6: We're getting it done.
Speaker 5: This finally we actually when's it going when?
Speaker 6: Absolutely two thousand, No, it's going to have well people
Speaker 6: said that about the Metro and now you can.
Speaker 5: Run also talk about seventy four per Yeah.
Speaker 6: Because Tony Ambitt came in and cut three billion dollars
Speaker 6: was allocated when I was Infrastructure Minister and.
Speaker 3: He cut it politic political.
Speaker 5: And it's a big one.
Speaker 2: It's a big one. You're ready a big one.
Speaker 3: Do the Hawks win the premiership in twenty twenty six?
Speaker 2: Is it your time?
Speaker 6: It is our time? We have why because we've got
Speaker 6: the experience from playing in three finals games last year
Speaker 6: as well as finals the year before. You've got a
Speaker 6: young squad, you've got a fantastic coach in Sam Mitchell,
Speaker 6: and there's a really good feel about the club. Josh
Speaker 6: Weddle just signed for extended his contract.
Speaker 5: Favorite player.
Speaker 6: Oh that's pretty good. But Kasha Dear, Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: old enough as well, so that it's kind of memory.
Speaker 6: It gives you some comfort when when you've got juniors
Speaker 6: playing and you used to watch their dad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's saying something about your age.
Speaker 2: Absolutely so are you saying the Hawks will see the
Speaker 2: flag before we say.
Speaker 6: That we're a happy team at Hawthorne.
Speaker 2: I had the ass falls out of them.
Speaker 4: Well, come on, if the Hawks make the Grand Final,
Speaker 4: you have to come to our Grand Final breakfast elbow.
Speaker 6: Oh done, you have to be.
Speaker 2: There, beautiful all right, his first seat to the Grand
Speaker 2: Final breakfast comes with teas and Sea's got to get
Speaker 2: the Hawks in the final. Hey, good to see you.
Speaker 2: Congrats on the wedding again because we haven't seen you
Speaker 2: since you.
Speaker 3: Enjoy the muffin I will thanks.
Speaker 2: Wow. Good morning Melbourne. It is just go on ten
Speaker 2: past eight. Let's head to Geelong. Get a Maddie. How
Speaker 2: are you good man? We are good, my friend.
Speaker 5: We are a long looking this morning.
Speaker 6: Maddy looks a little overcast, but it's not raining at
Speaker 6: the moment, so I think we're in for a night day.
Speaker 2: You've got five kids at home. There, mate, busy household,
Speaker 2: it's a busy house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to need a bigger house. You're about
Speaker 5: to build on.
Speaker 8: I believe we are.
Speaker 3: We're about to build one.
Speaker 10: So yeah, any any little help would.
Speaker 2: Be you need a man cave, Maddie. Yeah, with a
Speaker 2: secret entrance.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, you're building a big house. Let's let's say
Speaker 4: if we can win you some cash this morning. I
Speaker 4: believe you want a medium question for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go.
Speaker 12: Let's go five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Buy a couple of year clubs. All right, you'll hear
Speaker 2: the question. You'll hear a three two one. You need
Speaker 2: to answer within that time. Okay. I hope you watched
Speaker 2: r back in the day or a bit of r P.
Speaker 5: A good luck, Matt.
Speaker 2: Medical question, here we go.
Speaker 12: What is the medical term for high blood pressure?
Speaker 13: Three two one? No idea attention.
Speaker 5: Is the question?
Speaker 6: I had, no idea.
Speaker 5: Hype attention George Clooney.
Speaker 2: No, no, sorry, Matt, No, thank you, great day, Say
Speaker 2: take it easy, bye bye kids. That's a busy house.
Speaker 5: That's a busy house.
Speaker 2: You do need a man cave. You've got a man cave. No,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: In the mansion, we have an office. No, it's a
Speaker 3: man cat it's.
Speaker 5: A man cave.
Speaker 6: It's got to got a bar fridge in it.
Speaker 2: It's a wine fridge.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's okay. It's not a man cave. It's
Speaker 3: a doghouse.
Speaker 4: It's a separate second dwelling on the whole property.
Speaker 5: They'll get you for that.
Speaker 2: I don't say that.
Speaker 5: They'll get you.
Speaker 2: No, you'll turn around and come back and take more tracks.
Speaker 5: Has just gone.
Speaker 2: Thereas plans to prove well, Hey, lads, drama's at home yesterday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was some very bad timing in my house.
Speaker 2: We're going to go there after this time in parlor
Speaker 2: twelve past, a little bit, a little bit of cloud
Speaker 2: around sorry, tops of twenty five. We are going for
Speaker 2: She looks all right out there today, Melbourne. Hard to
Speaker 2: tell what the ten? This is nover morning, Melbourne. How'd
Speaker 2: you like to go? Ed Shiron, We've got your tickets.
Speaker 2: This is the song you are listening out for. He
Speaker 2: is coming hey this time next week. We're one week away.
Speaker 2: Officially next week.
Speaker 5: He's on his way Melbourne.
Speaker 2: When you hear us play that give us a ring
Speaker 2: and tickets will be yours. We're going to play it
Speaker 2: sometime in the next twenty.
Speaker 4: Minutes, so late night. A concert on school night, isn't it?
Speaker 4: But it's always worth.
Speaker 2: No at Thursdays, this show's Friday day night.
Speaker 5: I go to a concert.
Speaker 4: I then sing those songs in my head for probably
Speaker 4: four days, just over and over and over.
Speaker 5: Now you can't you can't shake a live music.
Speaker 3: Well, we've been singing Backstreet Boys for the best part
Speaker 3: of what a week.
Speaker 4: I literally go to sleep singing in my head because
Speaker 4: that makes you larger.
Speaker 2: And then a week before that, we're in San France
Speaker 2: and Lords a singer had Bunny. I was going to
Speaker 2: suck whenever happened to the paperbar even in TV.
Speaker 4: Speaking of gone to sleep, it's been a big few
Speaker 4: weeks at n and I no no, I had a
Speaker 4: big week going into a trip away. Then we're away
Speaker 4: for two weeks and we came home and I'm not
Speaker 4: winging because I know how lucky we are. Then we
Speaker 4: went to Scott home Saturday night, had something Saturday night,
Speaker 4: went to Sydney Monday, got home last night yesterday. Sorry
Speaker 4: about lunchtime, which, by the way, we haven't even touched
Speaker 4: on the phone. We were so desperate to get home.
Speaker 4: We've been on the road for like two and a
Speaker 4: half week. And Jay's forgot to check in. So he's
Speaker 4: there in the line to stand the ticket and they're like,
Speaker 4: so have you what did you didn't have?
Speaker 2: What happened? I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5: Well you didn't because you didn't have So this is
Speaker 5: just yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 2: So you guys were all lined up to get on
Speaker 2: the plane. You guys do it, and you walk through,
Speaker 2: and then I opened my Virgin happened? I'm like, can
Speaker 2: I literally said to lady, excuse me from the bar
Speaker 2: code on my app?
Speaker 5: She said, have you checked in?
Speaker 4: And he had not, so he wasn't allowed on the
Speaker 4: plane because they'd given his seat away.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, did Clinton, I have a little.
Speaker 3: So did you think when you put in your upbreak
Speaker 3: upgrade request that that was the check in?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon you put in an upgrade request and
Speaker 4: then you didn't want to check in in case it
Speaker 4: came through.
Speaker 2: So then they said, so we can get you on
Speaker 2: the next flight. Oh I've only got back row in
Speaker 2: the middle. Classic two big Marys on either side. They
Speaker 2: were lovely guys. But he's like, are you right there, bro? Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh you didn't get the armrests. We laughed, and we
Speaker 2: laughed all the way to Melbourne.
Speaker 5: We laughed all the way to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he's still in Sydney.
Speaker 9: We loved it.
Speaker 5: We loved it.
Speaker 4: Then I got home and I said to Paul, you
Speaker 4: know that feeling where you just feel like you're running
Speaker 4: on empty.
Speaker 5: Many people listening to this this morning are probably feeling
Speaker 5: it right. It's just like I.
Speaker 4: Just want to lie down or sit down. No one
Speaker 4: to talk to me. I don't even have children. I
Speaker 4: can't imagine how the mums feel. It must happen all
Speaker 4: the time and they never actually get that time to themselves.
Speaker 4: And Paul was on a workholl and I said, I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna go up and I'm going to have half
Speaker 4: I have a power nap. I am just I was
Speaker 4: a bit dizzy and I think a bit jet lagged.
Speaker 5: I was just just.
Speaker 2: Half an hour's good. Sorry to put my right from America.
Speaker 2: It meant for the Melbourne Sydney fly.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's just from America. And I sort
Speaker 4: of had anyway, I was like, I'm gonna just rest
Speaker 4: in my head, and I lay down and I put
Speaker 4: my head on the pillow. And I don't know if
Speaker 4: anyone else has the same situation as me sleep, but
Speaker 4: my doorbell is the most irritating sound in the world.
Speaker 4: When that thing rings, I want to burn the house down.
Speaker 4: I'm like, who's here now?
Speaker 2: Dramatic?
Speaker 5: So I'm like and I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 5: pretend I can't hear it.
Speaker 4: Now you've heard my door It plays a song and
Speaker 4: we don't know how to change it. And it plays
Speaker 4: on multiple speakers in the house.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't know how to change it. No, it goes.
Speaker 5: It goes for about thirty seconds, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Pretty there's a series of chimes. It's like char musical charts.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I I'm like, I'm going to pretend I can't
Speaker 4: hear I'm no palls on a conference call. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I just need this twenty minutes. And he comes up
Speaker 4: and he goes, I'm on a conference call. You're going
Speaker 4: to have to deal with this, And I said, oh,
Speaker 4: is it? And he goes our new beds being delivered.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a big delivery.
Speaker 3: That's a long unwrapping. And it's also just.
Speaker 5: Like it's just not like, well I'm going to have
Speaker 5: a sleep.
Speaker 2: It's not I'm grabbing the Amazon packaging clothing.
Speaker 5: What are the chances of a new bed?
Speaker 2: But I'm already on the bed.
Speaker 5: Anyway.
Speaker 4: Then the guy came and he couldn't get up the stairs.
Speaker 4: So now the new beds in the living room. And
Speaker 4: I had dissembled.
Speaker 3: It's still in the living room.
Speaker 4: So I'd taken everything off the bed and taken the
Speaker 4: bed down, and now there's no bed upstairs and a
Speaker 4: bed in the living room.
Speaker 5: So now we live in the living room.
Speaker 2: Oh that camping, Yeah, we're camping. Well that's that's her
Speaker 2: idea of camping.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my idea of camping.
Speaker 2: Seay prostrapedic theom.
Speaker 3: There is an upside to all this. Well, you're very
Speaker 3: close to the kitchen.
Speaker 13: Very close.
Speaker 4: Actually roll over and put the bridge.
Speaker 5: The next thing is I need you to to come
Speaker 5: over and help me, Cary.
Speaker 3: Today, we've got that charity.
Speaker 4: I am the charity lunch. I'll see you at midday
Speaker 4: my house. Get the mattress.
Speaker 2: Upset. Guys, you know my favorite TV show?
Speaker 5: Well, you've got three.
Speaker 2: You got the glisters growing. I'm off below.
Speaker 5: Deck below deck you loves and this one, well.
Speaker 2: Here's the goat. Because I'm time poor. I watched this
Speaker 2: one show and I feel like I've caught up with
Speaker 2: all the other ones. Google Box it returns on Channel ten,
Speaker 2: and one of our favorites, Anastagia, is here. Good morning, good.
Speaker 5: Morning, good morning, my love.
Speaker 4: Now just quickly before we get into Google Box. You're
Speaker 4: our favorite on the show.
Speaker 5: Obviously.
Speaker 16: How is your health. My health is better, great. I've
Speaker 16: still got to go for my three month I had cancer.
Speaker 5: Yes, this is.
Speaker 9: Really important in my uterus.
Speaker 16: During COVID, I let go of getting pep smears and
Speaker 16: so forth. So I went, I thought I'd better go
Speaker 16: for a pep smear, and I went and.
Speaker 9: The doctor called me.
Speaker 16: The day I did the photo shoot for the Woman's Day,
Speaker 16: the doctor called me in the morning to go for
Speaker 16: an urgent recall.
Speaker 9: Is that what it's called.
Speaker 16: And I went in and said, how are you blah
Speaker 16: blah said yes, and he goes, oh, just to let
Speaker 16: you know you've got cancer and your uterus. And I
Speaker 16: said to doctor George, I said, okay, I said, but
Speaker 16: you do realize I had this pep smere eight weeks ago.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank goodness, you had it.
Speaker 9: They took eight weeks.
Speaker 16: I'm not going to mention which pathology because they might
Speaker 16: sue us here.
Speaker 9: We don't want to get sued. But it took them
Speaker 9: eight weeks.
Speaker 16: And when doctor George called them and said, my patient
Speaker 16: had the pep smere eight weeks ago, and you're giving
Speaker 16: me the especially this diagnosis eight weeks later. So anyway,
Speaker 16: within a week I was in hospital. They took everything out.
Speaker 16: I'm not a woman anymore. Yes you are, my cousin reckons,
Speaker 16: I'm not. I've got no more. I said to my
Speaker 16: mother in law. I said, sorry, mom, but I can't
Speaker 16: give you grandchildren.
Speaker 9: I was joking. But they took everything out and they
Speaker 9: tested everything. Yes, everything was clear.
Speaker 16: They just found some as well as my uterus in
Speaker 16: my cervix as well. So lucky they took everything out.
Speaker 3: What's it like to kick cancer to the curb?
Speaker 16: Oh my god, it's do you know what. It's the
Speaker 16: second time. It's not the first time I've had it.
Speaker 16: It's a second time, but the first time was was
Speaker 16: not like this. When they tell you, you know, it's
Speaker 16: really funny because you hear the word cancer and you think, oh,
Speaker 16: you know this person.
Speaker 9: But when they.
Speaker 16: Actually tell you you just deal with it. It's just
Speaker 16: I don't know whether God gives you the strength or
Speaker 16: you get the strength, but you just deal with it
Speaker 16: because there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 9: There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 5: Well, the lesson is go and get all those check
Speaker 5: out men and women.
Speaker 9: We have to stay on top of these state cancer.
Speaker 2: Lawrens are always at me about it. I've got to
Speaker 2: go the full works.
Speaker 9: Yea, yeah works.
Speaker 2: I'm glad.
Speaker 5: I'm glad that you are feeling better and that you're
Speaker 5: on the road.
Speaker 9: Thank you, Laurence.
Speaker 16: And you know, can I just say something My time
Speaker 16: got pushed back this morning.
Speaker 9: I'm more important than the Prime Minister act.
Speaker 5: I got pushed back and then it got brought forward again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did say on air when the PM was
Speaker 2: coming in. If the Prime Minister is listening, can you
Speaker 2: pick pick us up some coffees in a muffin. Now,
Speaker 2: we did do that.
Speaker 3: You tried to better.
Speaker 9: I did better, but I bought your stuff.
Speaker 5: I brought you Greek.
Speaker 16: Cakes this year, this time from Portugal, Portugal, Portugal, Portuguese.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite.
Speaker 16: That's better than raspberry and white chocolate muffet Greek Portuguese gifts.
Speaker 5: Yes, we know what we love a Greek I.
Speaker 2: Love on any other show in the world of entertainment.
Speaker 2: You go on Ellen. You used to get undy, so
Speaker 2: you go on Camel, you get merch. You come on
Speaker 2: this show, you bring us gifts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also the PM brought one muffin.
Speaker 2: You brought three.
Speaker 9: Actually they're even heated.
Speaker 5: Thank you and Clint love support together.
Speaker 9: Well, I'm glad down away.
Speaker 2: I remember last time, last time you were in this
Speaker 2: was you? Yeah, you said.
Speaker 5: Are you from the Today Show?
Speaker 3: You didn't put them together?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 9: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: But I version.
Speaker 3: Do you prefer the Today Show version or the radio
Speaker 3: version of you? I like this version.
Speaker 9: I love this version. You look very trendy with your
Speaker 9: green shorts and your cream top.
Speaker 3: If I'm single, I've got.
Speaker 9: Lots of Greek Greek woman, you look after your fair.
Speaker 13: Who have you got?
Speaker 9: I've got? Actually funny you should say that I've got
Speaker 9: a lot of Greek friends.
Speaker 16: But I was thinking we should have my big factory
Speaker 16: breakfast Nova wedding.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Breakfast Breakfast wedding.
Speaker 2: Have big.
Speaker 5: My big fat Greek breakfast is quite fun.
Speaker 9: We should have a big, fat Greek breakfast and.
Speaker 5: Then do we just have all single Greek women for Clint.
Speaker 9: Yes, I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 3: Can we smash plates?
Speaker 9: You could do whatever. You'll only even bring my plates
Speaker 9: that I don't want anymore.
Speaker 5: What are you watching on goggle Box? We must watch maps?
Speaker 6: This has seen any of them?
Speaker 2: This is prime goggle Box viewing.
Speaker 9: Look, did you watch it last night?
Speaker 16: We watched it before it did, but I watched it
Speaker 16: last night fully with my daughter brook I.
Speaker 5: Have never which one I haven't seen anything, Brooks?
Speaker 9: The one with Chris. You know the model that did.
Speaker 3: You go to the dinner party alone last night?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He didn't.
Speaker 16: She rolled up and I called it out on the Yeah,
Speaker 16: I said to face, you'll turn up.
Speaker 9: You watch your drama. Drama she turns up. You haven't
Speaker 9: seen it?
Speaker 16: The language and the way that she bullied Stella. And
Speaker 16: what's the other and the other one that's with that?
Speaker 2: Noticed? Real clink could be fae you two sit together?
Speaker 5: Did you see it?
Speaker 3: Anastasia? Did you catch a carent affair last night?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Now you you have to see a current of fair.
Speaker 3: The audio I'm going to say is horny grannies.
Speaker 11: Naughty nana's defying age and expectations. Sexy boutique didn't know
Speaker 11: what was about to hit it.
Speaker 8: Come on, Cheryl, let's go get your man. You've been
Speaker 8: married three times, Cheryl. No, only we can find you
Speaker 8: a seventy seven years young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and don't you forget.
Speaker 12: It, Cheryl was an absolute menace.
Speaker 2: What are you laughing at? You'll be? Aren't you took
Speaker 2: them to an adult?
Speaker 9: I'm a I'm a horny nana.
Speaker 2: God your shopping.
Speaker 9: I don't have grand kids.
Speaker 5: Oh you're not actually a nana? Horny old woman?
Speaker 9: Yeah, well you know what it's true to be horny?
Speaker 2: Show were the promise to hear?
Speaker 9: I think I'm more fun.
Speaker 5: We did ask Elbow about the horny grind.
Speaker 9: And what did he say? Well, he's one himself is
Speaker 9: a male version.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know. That's just I'm good.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we must watch Maps and goggle Box of
Speaker 4: ueah yeah, and.
Speaker 16: The affair maps Maps was disgusting, that that behavior of Brook.
Speaker 5: But we love to hate it, don't we.
Speaker 9: Yeah it's true.
Speaker 2: Hey, just quickly you ever come face to face with
Speaker 2: someone you bag down on goggle Box?
Speaker 9: Yes? Who was it you mean like celebrity.
Speaker 2: Anyone run into anyone the legs like you ripped into me.
Speaker 16: No, you know who I'm scared to run into Peter Evans.
Speaker 9: I used to make fun of him because his teeth, Like.
Speaker 4: Yeahd on these days.
Speaker 5: Try you bagged me on Google. I did, but you
Speaker 5: know what, we're friends.
Speaker 9: Now we are friends.
Speaker 6: But that was it's my job.
Speaker 5: Well that's okay.
Speaker 9: Then I had to say something about you. I didn't
Speaker 9: know what to say because.
Speaker 5: I loved it. Yeah, I loved it, and I've not
Speaker 5: I've not stopped copying.
Speaker 16: Another one radio station in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 2: I like what you when you do do it? In
Speaker 2: her voice it Greek.
Speaker 6: To yes, do do it.
Speaker 5: She went from a wag to a TV presenter.
Speaker 2: Hell, well, good morning Melbourne, big shot. Still to come
Speaker 2: when you hear us play edge sheer and give us
Speaker 2: a ring and or win tickets to show he is
Speaker 2: hearing well next Thursday, this.
Speaker 5: Time next week.
Speaker 2: Hey. It's not often you say goodbye to a guest
Speaker 2: and they won't leave, but in this case, we're pretty
Speaker 2: happy about it. You know it from Gogle. In fact,
Speaker 2: last time she was here, she was having a crack
Speaker 2: at the news.
Speaker 16: Trains are not are now back up and running. Delays, however,
Speaker 16: are expected to continue for the rest of the morning.
Speaker 2: Will that affect you the trains?
Speaker 9: No, I don't catch public transport.
Speaker 5: Never me.
Speaker 9: If I can't get him, I can't go any will
Speaker 9: won't go right.
Speaker 4: Alice Stagia Ana Stagia from goggle Box is here now.
Speaker 4: We love goggle Box and we love you. Never I
Speaker 4: say I don't want to leave, we alway kick him
Speaker 4: out the door.
Speaker 5: But you're staying.
Speaker 9: I apologize for overstaying, but I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 2: We love you and we'll be able to see you
Speaker 2: and actually the people Tonight my favorite show on.
Speaker 9: TV seven thirty, Channel ten.
Speaker 2: Take your words right out.
Speaker 5: Of my mat now.
Speaker 4: Anastasia was just telling me. She's just Clint and jaceon.
Speaker 4: You should listen to this. She has just celebrated her
Speaker 4: seven year anniversary with Gabriel. Gabriel Sunday, you tell the boys,
Speaker 4: because Jace, you should do this for your wife, what
Speaker 4: you did for your aniversiony, what he did for you
Speaker 4: in particular.
Speaker 16: Okay, he took up long story short. He took me
Speaker 16: to see Anastasia the music physical I bought everything at
Speaker 16: a stage on the stand so I can go shopping.
Speaker 9: Then he took me to Society for dinner.
Speaker 3: But the restaurants.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is the best bit.
Speaker 16: But then he wrote a song himself and with a
Speaker 16: I got Usher to sing it to me.
Speaker 3: John here, I've got it hang on g BT wrote it.
Speaker 16: He wrote about me, about us, our relationship and how
Speaker 16: long we've been together.
Speaker 9: He got to sing and he got Usher to sing it.
Speaker 3: Usher Usher with a singing to me it was it
Speaker 3: could be.
Speaker 16: Because he knows that I love Usher, Like I said
Speaker 16: to him, Well, maybe not now because he's got a disease.
Speaker 16: But I said to him, I would have a whole pass.
Speaker 5: It's got a disease. I just got a we'll talk
Speaker 5: about it's breaking.
Speaker 3: Up this one.
Speaker 9: This one now you want to hear look.
Speaker 5: You know what, try and get any us. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: The first time.
Speaker 3: Lauren, La went back to Lauren, be goodiful songs?
Speaker 9: Should I stop it?
Speaker 3: Last beautiful chorus?
Speaker 5: Why long?
Speaker 9: Laughing?
Speaker 2: Half hot?
Speaker 3: How there it is?
Speaker 5: Sang sounds just like.
Speaker 2: Lauren's beautiful. What do you know what?
Speaker 3: Ana Stagia, We know the music director here, we'll go
Speaker 3: and talk to add it to the rotation that could
Speaker 3: be hits here and over.
Speaker 16: You know what, it's just the thought like sweet Because
Speaker 16: when he first messaged me and I said to my
Speaker 16: you sure it's father you want and not me because
Speaker 16: I'm fat?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Right, and he goes, no, he goes, if I wanted bones,
Speaker 16: i'd go to the butcher.
Speaker 2: Hang on, are you sleeping with a fan? Yeah?
Speaker 4: He messaged her on Facebook when he saw it and
Speaker 4: it's not Google box, he'd like me for it, like.
Speaker 2: You hooked up with a fan?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you.
Speaker 2: Know why why?
Speaker 16: Normally I don't answer messages when guys. But his message
Speaker 16: was so beautifully written because he's very articulately a lawyer.
Speaker 3: It's very articulate with songwriter.
Speaker 9: I'm a dumb ass competit.
Speaker 2: No, No, you are not.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Did he get ushered to send the initial message?
Speaker 9: No? I just think it was a I.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's recognize that voice anywhere?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think it's a Really are you laughing because
Speaker 9: it's not us shirk?
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm laughing.
Speaker 9: Are you laughing at me? It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: I'm not laughing.
Speaker 4: My my partner would never do that, didn't and he should. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he wouldn't get ushered to record a song.
Speaker 16: You know what, your partner's got aeroplanes. He should be
Speaker 16: bloody doing something in the air for you.
Speaker 3: Sky Right, let's throw down the challenge to Paul if
Speaker 3: he's listening, can you please write a song and get
Speaker 3: Usher to sing or.
Speaker 9: Lauren's favorite singer?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Please, And I'm going to do it for the dog,
Speaker 2: the pet dog. Yeah, for my mother.
Speaker 5: You're going to find him away.
Speaker 9: I love you. Yeah, yeah, you're the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey Anastasia, yeah, we will see you.
Speaker 3: Are you kicking her out?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 12: No, no, I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 9: Nine more minutes.
Speaker 2: Ed Sharon Ring Now for tickets on over.
Speaker 9: Good Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Ed.
Speaker 9: Saran is in next week Thursday. He'll be in Melbourne.
Speaker 9: It's Anastasia here from goggle Box.
Speaker 12: Morning You Say You Tricks set?
Speaker 2: My favorite TV show is back tonight seven thirty, Channel ten.
Speaker 2: Anastasia from goggle Boxes Here.
Speaker 5: Anastasia is just the.
Speaker 2: People don't know. Dare I say the loud Greek lady
Speaker 2: on the white leather couch. That's that's how I describe
Speaker 2: you on the show.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm the one that was fat and now I'm
Speaker 9: half fat.
Speaker 5: You're gonna make fun of you been Have you been
Speaker 5: on the lady shakes?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 16: I had a gastric sleep surgery in February last year.
Speaker 5: And do you feel great?
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: You look at me and back.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 16: If I lose another ten kilos, which I want, I
Speaker 16: don't want to, I'll be the weight that I was
Speaker 16: before I got married and had children.
Speaker 9: But I feel healthy.
Speaker 16: My knee doesn't hurt anymore. I've got more energy. It
Speaker 16: takes me an hour to do the housework.
Speaker 9: I can walk.
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 2: Good for you?
Speaker 5: You reason you've claimed your life back from it?
Speaker 16: Yes, one hundred percent good for you, you know what?
Speaker 16: And I hate myself for putting on weight.
Speaker 5: And don't do that.
Speaker 4: No, but don't do that because it is very hard
Speaker 4: being a woman, having a family, having having children, having
Speaker 4: a young family.
Speaker 5: We don't bounce back. It doesn't happen.
Speaker 4: No, And to take control of it and to make
Speaker 4: yourself feel like yourself again, whatever it takes.
Speaker 5: Good on you.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 9: But some women, Laurence, they have children and then they
Speaker 9: have flat stomachs.
Speaker 5: How does that even have?
Speaker 4: Some people are just born like that. It's not everyone
Speaker 4: is born. Do you know what, Anastasia, if we were
Speaker 4: all the same in the world would be boring.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm glad I wasn't born with a six pack.
Speaker 2: There's too many of them out.
Speaker 5: You're funny, Jason, and that helps.
Speaker 9: You know what.
Speaker 6: Six pecks go.
Speaker 16: If they stop going to the gym for a month,
Speaker 16: it's gone exactly.
Speaker 5: Personalities last year and the heart, the heart.
Speaker 9: It's about the heart and the personality.
Speaker 2: Anastasia from goggle Box will not leave. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: She's taken over and over. This morning, we're offloading tickets
Speaker 2: to Edge here and do you want to give them away?
Speaker 2: Who they going to?
Speaker 9: Amy? Good morning? How are you love?
Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: You got the tickets?
Speaker 9: You got them? Are you excited?
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: You have no idea?
Speaker 9: What's your favorite song?
Speaker 4: I don't, I don't, yeah, okay, an stage doesn't know that.
Speaker 5: No, I don't. Whoa whoa, whoa yeah, yeah, banger.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the Edge sheerant one shot docker on Netflix?
Speaker 6: I haven't.
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness and worth watching.
Speaker 2: You need to see that, Anastasia. It's great. It's all
Speaker 2: around new York. It goes for like an hour. It's
Speaker 2: done in one shot.
Speaker 5: Really Yep, it's amazing. It's worth watching it. I will
Speaker 5: should watch it on goggle Box.
Speaker 16: Actually tell because we do give them shows for us
Speaker 16: to watch, if you know, if they like them.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 16: I actually gave them a show once to watch, but
Speaker 16: the record it was too raw and.
Speaker 9: Chief for god.
Speaker 5: Oh it wasn't fifty shades of gray.
Speaker 9: No it was.
Speaker 16: I'll try and say it in a really nice way.
Speaker 16: It's a show in England and it's about men that
Speaker 16: are very well in down down there, down and end
Speaker 16: down yeah yeah, and women and they have trouble.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine why they didn't want to put that
Speaker 4: at seven or either.
Speaker 2: I can hear Keith and Lee giving it a review
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 16: If that can put Brook showing her side on Matt,
Speaker 16: that can put that put the big willies.
Speaker 2: On the watch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my good, Gollie, gosh, well down Anasta.
Speaker 2: Just quickly on google Box. You guys watch the full
Speaker 2: episodes every week. They just they give you some clips.
Speaker 16: Yeah, they cut it down, yeah, the most important bits.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hey, congratulations to Amy from Clyde just there who won
Speaker 4: those tickets and we do have more to give away
Speaker 4: tomorrow and Frontier Touring are paraded to be bringing Black
Speaker 4: Global superstar ed Shearon for stadium shows around Australia with
Speaker 4: the Loop Tour. For details, heads to Frontier Touring dot com.
Speaker 4: We are one week away from seeing Ed Shearan.
Speaker 5: More tickets to go tomorrow.
Speaker 2: That's right, it's fast approaching nine o'clock. You're leaving yet?
Speaker 9: No, three minutes.
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber? Sorry? You like the Beabs do?
Speaker 16: I love Justin Bieber. I've been to his concert this I'm.
Speaker 5: Going to see him at Coachella.
Speaker 9: He's amazing. Can I come with you?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 16: So I just invite myself because if I don't invite myself,
Speaker 16: no one invites me.
Speaker 2: I know when you get invited. He does a range
Speaker 2: of undies. Now, yeah, hey, I should point out you're
Speaker 2: listening to novel one hundred. You're on the air with
Speaker 2: Jase and Lauren Clint and Stagia is.
Speaker 3: A stage is here too, and stage is here to.
Speaker 5: Now let's not get confused with Anastagia, the singer.
Speaker 2: Anastasia from my favorite TV show Gobbled.
Speaker 16: She doesn't even know how to spell her name. She
Speaker 16: spells it with a seed. It's not seeds.
Speaker 2: Can I ask, because you're back on the box tonight
Speaker 2: seven thirty, Channel ten, how did you get cast?
Speaker 16: I was at a market in Frankston selling selling nuts
Speaker 16: with my mother. Everything nuts, all the nuts, all the
Speaker 16: nuts you can think of, dried.
Speaker 5: Fruits, so your mum had a yes, or Greek cakes?
Speaker 3: You name it?
Speaker 5: My cashew, I'm macadamia girl. No, I love Cashi's are
Speaker 5: a bit.
Speaker 2: I love Cashi's a very soft cash fantastic. What do
Speaker 2: you eventually?
Speaker 9: Salted and roasted are clean?
Speaker 2: Don't?
Speaker 16: I'm not a big fan. You know, it's really really funny.
Speaker 16: I can't have those nuts in the house because my
Speaker 16: daughter's anaphylactic and pistachios and cashews because that protein is
Speaker 16: the same and her body rejects it. But anyway, I
Speaker 16: was selling nuts at the market, and we sell on
Speaker 16: that market, particularly we sell eggs. And we had a worker, Amanda,
Speaker 16: and she says, this customer wants half a dozen eggs,
Speaker 16: but I'm too scared. I'm going to break them. I said, no, worries, old,
Speaker 16: I'll cut them. So I got the knife, cutting the
Speaker 16: carton in half, and I broke them and I started
Speaker 16: cursing that if my mum sees me now that I've
Speaker 16: broken the eggs, she's going to ten years later, I'm
Speaker 16: still going to hear about these eggs. You know what
Speaker 16: Greek mothers are like, and blah blah blah. And then
Speaker 16: this guy comes up to and he goes hello, I'm oh,
Speaker 16: what was his name? Doesn't matter it dame means something
Speaker 16: like that, and he goes, look, we're studying this new
Speaker 16: show called goggle Box and we think you might be
Speaker 16: good for it.
Speaker 9: Can I give you?
Speaker 16: At first, I thought he was joking anyone at a date,
Speaker 16: That's what I thought, date that you eat, And so
Speaker 16: I gave him my name and my number.
Speaker 9: And his mother was there, That's why.
Speaker 16: And then I didn't get suspicious and he gave me
Speaker 16: a brochure on goggle Box and I threw it in
Speaker 16: the bin.
Speaker 9: I go, what Bullshit's this?
Speaker 2: My luck?
Speaker 9: Years I'm going to.
Speaker 16: Show about sitting watching people watch TV no way and.
Speaker 1: Behold later and it rates it's.
Speaker 9: Pets seven low gives one actor award. Look at you
Speaker 9: only one actor?
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: Before we get out of here, I'm going.
Speaker 9: Really, can't we stay till nine.
Speaker 2: Thirty you can when before we get out of here.
Speaker 2: Earlier in the show, we were talking about you and
Speaker 2: your partner. You guys are madly in love. You're engaged.
Speaker 5: Yes, seven years it's been.
Speaker 2: And I just he did something very special for you
Speaker 2: on Valentine's Day. He got Usher to sing a song
Speaker 2: about you. Yes, do you do? You have the song there?
Speaker 2: So apparently he wrote the He wrote.
Speaker 5: The song, he wrote it and they were AI Usher.
Speaker 2: To record can you place a little bit again?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 2: Could be could be a real lush We don't know.
Speaker 9: Still remember the first time.
Speaker 2: You smill else, Lauren.
Speaker 3: He's a wordsmith, isn't he.
Speaker 9: Here's a word smith for the co.
Speaker 2: Comes a d.
Speaker 5: Stage there it is right an stage.
Speaker 2: Guys. We reached out to AI ed Sheer, did we
Speaker 2: I haste out a song? Yeah? Now, just to prove
Speaker 2: II isn't always right. I want to be very clear.
Speaker 2: We asked for II aid shear okay, and we got this.
Speaker 12: Lauren and Clinton on in the air.
Speaker 5: It's a woman chemistry crackling.
Speaker 2: Ever you.
Speaker 3: Right short when they come through making six am Field
Speaker 3: brand new, it's broadcast.
Speaker 5: Gold in a sky soap Blue and Jas is here too.
Speaker 13: Kinsl for the ride.
Speaker 1: Over, a hundred ride and a lie jas is.
Speaker 4: Here to.
Speaker 9: Where's My Name?
Speaker 5: And Anastasia's hit.
Speaker 9: Thank You for being.
Speaker 2: Yeah and Ai not always right, so we asked for red.
Speaker 9: We're going our guys. Sorry, we can't be on it
Speaker 9: till nineth.
Speaker 5: No, we can't.
Speaker 9: We can't.
Speaker 5: And you know what, Anna stage.
Speaker 4: We were laughing before because very rarely do guests come
Speaker 4: in and stay for more than one segment.
Speaker 2: It's happened with Matt Damon.
Speaker 4: He's got a half hour, give me Williams, we give
Speaker 4: it and I got an hour, and Anna Station from
Speaker 4: goggle Box got an hour.
Speaker 9: What does that tell you?
Speaker 5: I mean we can't shake your It means that I
Speaker 5: won't go.
Speaker 16: Yeah, you know the security gud recognized me down and said, look.
Speaker 9: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: I really appreciate you side, we love you. With Lauren's sick,
Speaker 2: we're ringing.
Speaker 9: Promise I'll do it for free.
Speaker 2: I know you will.
Speaker 9: I'll bring cakes.
Speaker 3: I know you probably bring my mother. You probably put Also,
Speaker 3: what are we doing my big fat Greek breakfast?
Speaker 9: We're doing my big girls.
Speaker 16: All the Greek girls out there that are single, We're
Speaker 16: doing my big fat Greek breakfast.
Speaker 9: Because we're gonna find Clint a Greek wife.
Speaker 13: You love to say it, Jason Lauren.
Speaker 4: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials