Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Way Jason lauren starting morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Be great.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Laurensgel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning and happy ARDA.
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 1: I feel this week has flown. Yes, you know we
Speaker 1: got to Wednesday real quick.
Speaker 3: Rida, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Don't mind being out of the studio on a Wednesday,
Speaker 2: on our Thursday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're out and about yesterday. We're hanging out one
Speaker 4: of Melbourne's biggest family homes.
Speaker 2: Shout out to all those in Cranbourne that came and
Speaker 2: said hello.
Speaker 3: Good morning. Taking in the family's.
Speaker 2: Absolutely no one besides them.
Speaker 3: When I say family, eleven children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that technic, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It was a crazy morning. We're going to chat about
Speaker 4: that coming up the first few minutes. But happy Friday everybody.
Speaker 2: It is going to be a scorcher.
Speaker 5: Yeah, today and tomorrow it's not over.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then Wednesday first again.
Speaker 5: Is a sting in the tail. I'm jumping on the wine.
Speaker 5: How are you going getting out to the airport.
Speaker 2: We've got Felix in here today.
Speaker 3: No, that's right, my eleven year old is he on
Speaker 3: the phones? Just put him on the phone.
Speaker 2: Are you going to be working today?
Speaker 3: Does he know how they get to it.
Speaker 2: Someone just called I'm pretty sure it was Teagan. Are
Speaker 2: they're calling again?
Speaker 3: Okay? What can you get on the phones? Thank you?
Speaker 5: He's got good awareness about doesn't he.
Speaker 2: He's actually got the headphones on.
Speaker 3: He's got the headset on. He's taking calls.
Speaker 2: Onlix is experienced as.
Speaker 3: Soon as he walked. Well, we're doing a lad's weekend.
Speaker 3: That's nice. Yeah, boys gone wild. We're heading to the
Speaker 3: Juice sup Game GC or Brisbane.
Speaker 4: Well we're going to Brisbane then we're going to drive
Speaker 4: down to the jew Suit tomorrow to a theme park.
Speaker 3: Now heard it?
Speaker 2: What are you going to Queensland? Besides hoods? Good boys
Speaker 2: for you up in Queensland? Is it? It's going to
Speaker 2: rain Awakens.
Speaker 3: Oh great, well we'll get a table indoors.
Speaker 2: Actually it's on the news right now there's a cyclone
Speaker 2: in Queensland. So you're gonna have to say you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to go to Hooters and stay there the whole time.
Speaker 5: The airport's going to be like with a sideline.
Speaker 4: Guys, I don't want to be on the news getting
Speaker 4: winched to safe see jays get box popped at the airport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the wind just came out of nowhere, you know.
Speaker 3: We thought we'll take it off and then we landed.
Speaker 3: We took off.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, those people do the interviews after the plane
Speaker 2: doesn't take off. They're always great.
Speaker 3: I've had to see one.
Speaker 2: The crew were really great. I just really can't.
Speaker 5: I just want to get back to my family.
Speaker 2: If they watch it, you'll be hoping the cyclone keeps
Speaker 2: you in Queensland.
Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, maybe come in Andy. Hey, look we're going
Speaker 4: to a ripping show coming up today. My eleven year old.
Speaker 4: When we arrived at work this morning, Felix walked and
Speaker 4: saw something in the office and was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: really it's here.
Speaker 2: Remember, oh yeah, well it might be damaged goods by
Speaker 2: the time it gets given away.
Speaker 5: It's here, but not for much longer.
Speaker 4: So here's the go Clink got his hands on an
Speaker 4: item that has a fifty thousand person waiting.
Speaker 2: I'm one of the fifty thousand.
Speaker 4: Made the amount of texts I got from people saying,
Speaker 4: oh my god, you guys got one.
Speaker 3: This is nuts.
Speaker 4: Will reveal what it is after seventh this morning, and
Speaker 4: in better news, we're actually going to give it away,
Speaker 4: which I strongly disagree on because I think the people
Speaker 4: get enough.
Speaker 5: Give the people what they want.
Speaker 3: Snap.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've come around. I think the people deserve it
Speaker 2: right because I always like it when it's still against.
Speaker 5: The people being poor.
Speaker 2: Your partner, No, no, you and I are very generous, Jason,
Speaker 2: you're tired. This is another example of that.
Speaker 3: Good modern Melbourne. This is Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 5: Can you hear me? What? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I can hear you too well, Lauren.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately I can still.
Speaker 3: Hear you, so okay, little.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm underwater.
Speaker 3: Well are you talking about that?
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm swimming.
Speaker 4: If anyone's just joined us, very clear. The fine people
Speaker 4: hear at nover it's Christmas, have given you guys.
Speaker 3: A little treat oh I can hear yeah, yeah, welcome
Speaker 3: to hearing.
Speaker 2: There's a buzz.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a little there shouldn't be a.
Speaker 2: Buzz like there's wind blowing.
Speaker 4: So the management at Nova have treated you too. Just
Speaker 4: just two out of the three.
Speaker 2: They promised them to me the old joint. I never
Speaker 2: got them, to be honest.
Speaker 4: They promised a lot of the old joint. They brought
Speaker 4: you guys some very expensive headphones.
Speaker 2: This is what they heard a bit what they heard
Speaker 2: a bit. They're like, do you feel like your ear
Speaker 2: is a water a lot? Oh my god, it's like
Speaker 2: we've got double hearing aids.
Speaker 4: So they brought you very expensive headphones. These are the
Speaker 4: sort of headphones artists would wear when they're.
Speaker 2: On sta This is what beyond table. Jason's had them
Speaker 2: the whole time because he's a professional, and Clinton, I've
Speaker 2: been on work experience.
Speaker 5: I've had the big the big buggers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you look like the nov I've had them
Speaker 3: for four years.
Speaker 2: I've liked my little headphones that I've been using, and
Speaker 2: now I've got to move on to these. And it
Speaker 2: sounds like it's raining.
Speaker 1: It's very you know what it is?
Speaker 3: You can hear the air con?
Speaker 5: Do you know what it is?
Speaker 3: Why are you yelling?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 2: It is like you can't hear you're.
Speaker 1: Talking with a list. I was turning these down of it.
Speaker 1: It's like my white noise machine.
Speaker 3: It is great, you're going to fall asleep.
Speaker 2: Why does it sound like we've got a white noise
Speaker 2: machine in our brains? I can't use these. Thanks management
Speaker 2: for all the money you spent, but I'm going back
Speaker 2: to I phone.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, they're very good headphones. So they would
Speaker 4: be picking up like the wind.
Speaker 2: So there's no wind in here, is there?
Speaker 5: Northwesterly?
Speaker 2: This is what it sounds like to me. Yeah, must
Speaker 2: be your sound like that.
Speaker 4: No, but my head's not full of the air like
Speaker 4: it'd be picking up like the air conditioning vents and stuff.
Speaker 1: They're very sensitive, they are, so we had to go
Speaker 1: and get Lauren to go get molds.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the molding experience torturous. So they put
Speaker 2: this like foam in your ears and block your ears
Speaker 2: to get like literally a mold of your inner ear.
Speaker 5: But what do they put in your mouth?
Speaker 2: Oh, they put a block in your mouth, so you're
Speaker 2: like imagine a pig with an apple in its mouth
Speaker 2: on the spit, right.
Speaker 5: They put just not on the roads.
Speaker 2: This thing in your mouth which opens your ear canals.
Speaker 3: I didn't have to have that, but he.
Speaker 2: Said you might dribble a bit, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not a dribbler.
Speaker 5: And what happened?
Speaker 2: I could not stop fribbling. It was all over me.
Speaker 2: And he kept handing me to his shuits like to
Speaker 2: hold because my mouth was like a wedge, right, and
Speaker 2: I can't hate it now? He kept saying no, and.
Speaker 3: Look how look how it was worth it. Oh you
Speaker 3: didn't hear me. It was worth it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it might be the sound of your dribble that
Speaker 5: you can hear.
Speaker 2: But he also said, we do this little test and
Speaker 2: we check if you have to have your ears cleaned
Speaker 2: first yuck. And he said to me, my ears are
Speaker 2: in beautiful condition. Really I didn't need anything immaculate. He said,
Speaker 2: what about you.
Speaker 5: Were in immaculate condition?
Speaker 2: Did you dribble?
Speaker 5: She picked a little bit of wax up.
Speaker 2: That's discussing.
Speaker 3: He dribbled, but it was interception. Before he was even
Speaker 3: called in. I was full, like, what then you drip?
Speaker 2: I don't know about that. How much these discst a lot? Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're going to take a bit of getting used to it.
Speaker 2: It is the white noise machine.
Speaker 5: That's all.
Speaker 3: Like, you've gotten rid of the list, So that's a
Speaker 3: good thing.
Speaker 2: I have a list before.
Speaker 3: Are you're just talking a little bit?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You feel like you're underwater at.
Speaker 3: Yelling at us.
Speaker 4: Huge night last night here in Melbourne. I know our
Speaker 4: very own Clint stand Away was there. I'm talking about
Speaker 4: the one and only Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 2: Wherever lo On a night like this, I just want
Speaker 2: to be to get songs. Since she's been in Melbourne performing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's here often because her family is still here.
Speaker 1: But it was at rod Labor Arena.
Speaker 2: Sold out, sold out, back to the Rasters. Couldn't swing
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 5: Of course, Kylie's uniquely Melbourne. Of course.
Speaker 1: She lived in Surrey Hills, went to school in Camberwell,
Speaker 1: worked in Nunea, Wadding where she worked on the set
Speaker 1: of Neighbors of course, and signed her first record deal
Speaker 1: in albert Park.
Speaker 2: Oh, she was an actress on that. She wasn't like
Speaker 2: holding the lights or anything.
Speaker 3: I forgot that, thank you.
Speaker 2: She came back for the big farewell for Neighbors, she
Speaker 2: didn't say anything. Did anyone ever get to the bottom
Speaker 2: of why she didn't say anything? She was too expensive?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Probably maybe she just.
Speaker 2: Went ah, she.
Speaker 5: Do all the bangers, mate, could I tell you?
Speaker 1: So she got up there at the start and she
Speaker 1: made a point of saying, I'm home and this is
Speaker 1: going to be a celebration. She was really quite emotional
Speaker 1: about it actually, but she would have.
Speaker 2: Had all her family. Hang on, did you go with
Speaker 2: the VIPs?
Speaker 3: Were you?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 5: I was with the family and the family and friends section,
Speaker 5: which is lovely.
Speaker 3: What's your history there again.
Speaker 2: He's in love with Brendan Minogue. He talks about him
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 3: Brendan her brother was a cameraman who's a camera at
Speaker 3: nine for many, many, many many years.
Speaker 5: Not anymore. He sort of looks after the girls.
Speaker 2: But did they put a spotlight on you this time?
Speaker 2: You had to get up and dance again? Like lass?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, There was none of that. But
Speaker 1: Kylie made a point of saying that this would be
Speaker 1: a celebration of everything, every hit through the forty years
Speaker 1: since she made her debut seventeen.
Speaker 2: I made my friends Demok said, no idea, what was
Speaker 2: going to happen? Just a couple of years later, I
Speaker 2: my first thing. It was in a time of place
Speaker 2: called the it Is. I just whispered to you. It
Speaker 2: was a locomotionan.
Speaker 4: Now, this is tricky because if you're sitting with her family,
Speaker 4: you have to get up and dance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, do they or have they seen it
Speaker 2: all before?
Speaker 1: I was doing one of those awkward ones when you're
Speaker 1: half dancing but you're also filming on your iPhone?
Speaker 2: Are you sitting and dancing?
Speaker 3: Were standing?
Speaker 5: Standing? Definitely standing?
Speaker 2: Were you in the fro?
Speaker 5: What's the front.
Speaker 1: Right, were one just on the first tier. Yes, so
Speaker 1: it was great seats, but a great night. All the
Speaker 1: bangers like better the devil you know.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: Did Danny get up with it? She often comes out
Speaker 2: and doesn't do it.
Speaker 1: No, there was no Danny was there, not so little anymore,
Speaker 1: but the whole family there. It was just so special,
Speaker 1: so lovely. Then we went back backstage for.
Speaker 3: A few little.
Speaker 2: What did you wear?
Speaker 5: Did I forgot?
Speaker 2: What did you wear?
Speaker 5: Can I tell you about my wardrobe?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You would have been in a flap trying to sort
Speaker 2: that out, Kylie T shirt?
Speaker 5: I went big, guys. I wanted to make a state.
Speaker 2: Did you wear one of those feathered headdresses?
Speaker 3: He would have been in a cowboy hat.
Speaker 2: Did you look like you're at Carnival?
Speaker 5: I wore my seven hundred dollars polo shirt.
Speaker 2: Press trying to impress Kylie comment on it.
Speaker 4: We're looking at her family members sitting beside you, going
Speaker 4: don't spell your dream shirt.
Speaker 5: She's also got a wine. She's Kylie Kylie? Really so
Speaker 5: that was what we were.
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't because I'm on fedfast, but I tell
Speaker 1: them truth. No, No, No, I didn't didn't.
Speaker 3: Touch it when you so when you went backs, yes,
Speaker 3: did you see Kylie?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, she didn't make an appearance that unfortunately.
Speaker 5: But.
Speaker 3: To stand back state Darryl the premier.
Speaker 5: Premier and she she was loving it. She's a Kylie
Speaker 5: fan from wayback.
Speaker 2: So you were stage, what's that sounds like a sick
Speaker 2: party Kylie's It's like you know they throw the Drake
Speaker 2: after party and Drake's not there? Was it like that
Speaker 2: little bit? Did you think I might just knock on
Speaker 2: this door and say.
Speaker 1: Hello, I should there's a lot of security down there.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to, didn't want to make a scene, so.
Speaker 3: It was just you in the premiere, no drinking.
Speaker 2: Across the like walk around in Melbourne freely? Or would
Speaker 2: she need to have security and stuff? Oh you reckon
Speaker 2: like Billie Eilish when she raft because in the UK
Speaker 2: is she is? She more for Moose in the Absolute
Speaker 2: Rock starting We're here, she feels like the girl next
Speaker 2: door right like Hi, Kylie?
Speaker 3: I told you those whole meet and greet backstage they're
Speaker 3: awkward ass with artists, and I told you about my
Speaker 3: mate who had to look after usher and people paid.
Speaker 3: Because if you're a true yeah, this is this is horrific.
Speaker 4: If you're a true fan, you can pay, like you know,
Speaker 4: upwards thousands to get nice seats and then you get
Speaker 4: a meet and great afterwards. And Aaron was the record
Speaker 4: rep and he to line up all the winners and go, okay,
Speaker 4: USh is going to be out in the second and
Speaker 4: Usher came flying out on a segway, flew past them,
Speaker 4: Howay flew past them, high fiving them all, and then
Speaker 4: just kept segueing down.
Speaker 3: The tunnel and then to go everyone's met Usher. That
Speaker 3: was the meet and Greek.
Speaker 2: You'd be filthy, wouldn't you. I'm never washing my hand
Speaker 2: for weeks five?
Speaker 5: Hey, how many costume changes do you reckon?
Speaker 2: She had at least seven or four? I thought, I
Speaker 2: really did you do Carnival?
Speaker 5: Think no, a bit more. Understand when I say I
Speaker 5: understated it was.
Speaker 2: She was in and off the shoulder slinky number at
Speaker 2: one point.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's a gold number strip Yeah started in gold
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 2: Did she bring out the hot pans.
Speaker 5: Went into a red number?
Speaker 3: Didn't you bring out the hot did I?
Speaker 5: And the knee high boots?
Speaker 3: That sends a message. It is just going twenty six pad.
Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed.
Speaker 4: Kylie if you went last night and welcome home Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 3: How much she in Temple a couple of days, Yeah,
Speaker 3: three three shows.
Speaker 2: In Melbourne's already done Sydney and then she opted no.
Speaker 1: No, she started in Perth, went Adelaide. She's gone that
Speaker 1: way Sydney to learn a.
Speaker 3: Park this weekend. Huge fan of the Scenic Railway.
Speaker 4: I've been talking, well, good morning Melbourne, welcome you have
Speaker 4: Friday Clinton. I was listening to your news earlier. Our
Speaker 4: boy Christian Petrarca. They're investigating the injury from last year.
Speaker 1: So this fellows a player's Association investigation, so they've sort
Speaker 1: of handed it over to the AFL, so the AFL
Speaker 1: is reopening it. It's more to do with the how
Speaker 1: AFL clubs manage injuries in the wake of them.
Speaker 5: So immediately after the.
Speaker 2: Response Christian's big injury.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, to see how they can better manage
Speaker 1: an injury in the first instance, at the at the
Speaker 1: ground after.
Speaker 4: I still remember I was at that game and I
Speaker 4: think everyone was like, so shocking to see him.
Speaker 1: Back out doing out there. That's right, So I guess
Speaker 1: it can only be good for the game.
Speaker 2: Which game. Was it where they couldn't get an ambulance?
Speaker 2: Was someone that needed an ambulance and they had to
Speaker 2: leave him downstairs in the room for like an hour?
Speaker 2: They couldn't get namp in Sydney, wasn't it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I believe I think so I should have an ambulance
Speaker 2: on standby.
Speaker 1: They're usually is, which is why the question was asked,
Speaker 1: why was there no ambulance?
Speaker 4: Otherwise you drive him to the Monash on that little
Speaker 4: golf buggy stretch.
Speaker 5: That's a good idea. Well, the Epworth is just up
Speaker 5: the road.
Speaker 4: Is that the one I had to turn your car
Speaker 4: around in the car park?
Speaker 3: That was?
Speaker 2: That's that was in Richmond.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She was like, she's bought the world's biggest car. What
Speaker 3: is it? A tank?
Speaker 2: Yeah? A Defender And I just said I'm just going
Speaker 2: to be one minute. And I accidentally didn't realize I
Speaker 2: parked it in a load of an ambulance loading base.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize. I thought it was just a standing
Speaker 2: BA because I was running into the pharma seat this
Speaker 2: big Land Rover and behind one of them are parking
Speaker 2: a like ten minute parks.
Speaker 5: You've caused the ambulance ramping. Crist no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Then I pulled up and she Jase went to move
Speaker 2: it and he drove in through the boom gate and
Speaker 2: then couldn't get out of the car. It was we
Speaker 2: didn't We didn't hold anybody up because he was in
Speaker 2: the car. I didn't leave the car. We didn't hold it. No, no,
Speaker 2: but it was a bit confusing the signage. I had
Speaker 2: to run into the pharmacy, you know, the pharmacy attached
Speaker 2: to the burn medication.
Speaker 3: Get your gave scan. We've got to go. The ambulance
Speaker 3: needs to the park.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 1: Local councils head, I know we've all had beef or
Speaker 1: got beef with them.
Speaker 5: Do you know your local council?
Speaker 3: No, because I've just moved to Bentley, I haven't clashed
Speaker 3: with my local council yet.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a big issue, or it's a crime issue, so.
Speaker 5: What would it be bay side? The other side you
Speaker 5: might be the city of rich people. That's it. And Lozzi,
Speaker 5: you're in Where are you Burndara?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I think something like that.
Speaker 5: I'm in the city of Yarrow, which I'm pleased.
Speaker 2: To wait my Yarrow to no arras over there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're Stonnington, maybe Donington.
Speaker 1: I'm pleased and proud to say is a ratepayer that
Speaker 1: my money is going to a worthwhile.
Speaker 5: Course this morning?
Speaker 2: What have they done giving you an extra bin?
Speaker 5: Eighteen thousand dollars they're spending on installing a climate change
Speaker 5: countdown clock which predicts when the world will end. What
Speaker 5: that's right?
Speaker 2: Where are they installing it?
Speaker 3: Eighteen thousand dollars?
Speaker 5: I think it's true.
Speaker 2: It seems cheap for a doomsday colt in.
Speaker 5: The Edinburgh gardens. That's fity, that's right.
Speaker 2: Your extends all that way. Yeah, I used to be.
Speaker 2: I used to be Fitzroy, so right now according it
Speaker 2: feels like a Fitzroy thing.
Speaker 1: It starts according to the doomsday clock. By the way,
Speaker 1: thanks for asking. The world is meant to end in
Speaker 1: twenty thirty what.
Speaker 5: That's what the fuck?
Speaker 9: Ish?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The clock so cheap, but yeah, it's just it's a
Speaker 1: runout sale. Everything must go.
Speaker 2: What's happening in five years?
Speaker 5: Well, it's just you know, because we are Jase, what
Speaker 5: was that?
Speaker 3: What's it going to do?
Speaker 2: Opp and what burn us all?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't think so well.
Speaker 1: The project is called dead Zone eighteen thousand dollars dollars
Speaker 1: funded by the city of Yarra, created by a local artist,
Speaker 1: Yandel Watson.
Speaker 2: Come on, yan Dale, that's a good no. I also
Speaker 2: don't want to know.
Speaker 3: That's where I'm at.
Speaker 2: And do we get our eighteen thousand dollars back if
Speaker 2: we're still going strong in twenty thirty one, she should
Speaker 2: have to give a refund if it's wrong. Yes, because
Speaker 2: isn't there a comet coming towards the earth?
Speaker 5: There is hurtling towards earth.
Speaker 2: If that's going to be like, it could.
Speaker 1: Take out an entire city. It might take out the
Speaker 1: city of Yarra. Maybe that's why the clock was cheap.
Speaker 2: It's a Jooms calendar for only the city of Yarra,
Speaker 2: is what you're saying Over in Stonington, We're going to
Speaker 2: be fine.
Speaker 3: I'm with you. I don't want to be told.
Speaker 5: I don't mind art installations like.
Speaker 3: I was upsetting Laura the other day.
Speaker 2: Because art fair tonight? You oh yes, off to the
Speaker 2: art fair? Really?
Speaker 5: What do they do there?
Speaker 2: You know, have like taped on the mood twenty five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars or something?
Speaker 5: Nude pain?
Speaker 2: Thank god, that's what art is.
Speaker 4: Hey thirteen twenty fourteen, he bins, You got no no,
Speaker 4: who know thirteen twenty four ten. Tell us something we
Speaker 4: don't want to know. We've got this clock in Fitzroy
Speaker 4: Gardens telling us when the world's going to end.
Speaker 2: Do you mean, like how those harvest snappeas aren't actually
Speaker 2: good for you?
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly like me.
Speaker 2: The snappeas very bad health rating, but they're so delicious bullshit.
Speaker 3: No, No, the.
Speaker 2: Harvest snappees is a very bad.
Speaker 3: Flavored ones are actually worse for your stomach.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why you've got stompers.
Speaker 3: Swear to God, because I was throwing them back like tick.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's what's causing my gastritis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was causing mine.
Speaker 2: Yet the gavescan out. He's had too many S and
Speaker 2: V harvest.
Speaker 3: Posts thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: Apparently they're not good for you. That's bad news that
Speaker 2: you don't want to hear.
Speaker 4: Tell us something we don't want to know. I was
Speaker 4: telling you the other day the most unsafe seats on
Speaker 4: a plane where something happened.
Speaker 2: You don't want to know that because you can't always
Speaker 2: seat select.
Speaker 5: Well, you're on a plane today, where aren't you sitting?
Speaker 3: I paid the extra fifty five dollars to live.
Speaker 2: Are you're on the exit right. I think that's safer,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is that you don't know where the unside.
Speaker 3: I don't want to reveal like I.
Speaker 2: Might be in there thirteen fourteen. What's some bad news
Speaker 2: that we just would rather have our head buried in
Speaker 2: the sand about?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 4: Food's a massive one when people are like, do you
Speaker 4: know what's in that? You didn't have many calories?
Speaker 2: I've gone on that supermarket. It's got page supermarkets obsessed
Speaker 2: with no swamp and it tells you, like what the
Speaker 2: best rice cakes are and what's in some of them?
Speaker 5: What's the QP mayo?
Speaker 2: Oh yeum?
Speaker 1: Apparently it is one of the worst things you can
Speaker 1: put in your mouth. No shocking, shocking, even just a dollar.
Speaker 2: Even the good ones from the Japanese.
Speaker 5: Shops, saturated in calories. Cupie, no good.
Speaker 3: Lauren ring me yesterday and.
Speaker 2: And tell everyone what you would And I said, you
Speaker 2: didn't have to talk about this. You like being honest,
Speaker 2: but well, I feel.
Speaker 4: Like we ask your listeners to be honest. I'll show
Speaker 4: you and we should be honest about what's going on
Speaker 4: with us. So the missus and I you could feel
Speaker 4: tension building in the house. Nice building building, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, a couple fight.
Speaker 2: It's hard when you've got kids or other people around,
Speaker 2: because you can't just like snap at each other and
Speaker 2: actually have it out. You've got to.
Speaker 4: And we're like, haven't need to discuss a few issues,
Speaker 4: Let's sit out and talk about it at the Westfield
Speaker 4: Westfield food Court, Oh.
Speaker 5: No, better place.
Speaker 2: It's funny because by the dumpling bar. Our boss called
Speaker 2: me yesterday and she said, I'm trying to get onto you,
Speaker 2: all three of you. I was like, look, getting three
Speaker 2: of us at one time is not ideal because our
Speaker 2: new favorite thing to do is be on a group
Speaker 2: phone call. And she said, oh, Jasony's at the Westfield
Speaker 2: food Court sorting out some life things with his wife.
Speaker 2: But is he making that up? And I was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, that's a very Jase thing to do. Do
Speaker 2: it in public. You don't yell at.
Speaker 5: Eails, right, that's it.
Speaker 2: In a restaurant, Yeah, you can't get too heated exactly.
Speaker 2: You just have to stay card.
Speaker 3: You pick a nice table in the food court people
Speaker 3: around unch.
Speaker 2: Time and stands up and throws a plate of noodles accumiliation.
Speaker 3: No one's going to do that. Instead, you just do
Speaker 3: that thing where you got your teeth and you're like,
Speaker 3: that's not going to work. We'll talk about this in
Speaker 3: the car. No, you drive separate so you can cool.
Speaker 2: They I don't think you're alone. I think it's actually
Speaker 2: quite smart because you do. When you're in your own home,
Speaker 2: you can just be like and you can't walk off in.
Speaker 3: The know and you're still waiting for that little thing
Speaker 3: to buzz to see your meals ready?
Speaker 2: What do you order, by the way, dumplings?
Speaker 5: I love a dumpling.
Speaker 1: Pan fry, got the pan fry the vinegar? Do you
Speaker 1: have the vinegar chili? Anyway, we digress.
Speaker 4: Yes, there's an issue that came up yesterday which I
Speaker 4: know Lawrence had an absolute field day with I am
Speaker 4: I'm going shut up, I don't know about this. I'm
Speaker 4: going to Brisbane today. I'm flying up to Brisbane to
Speaker 4: see my three second boys. I'm taking one of my boys, okay, cool,
Speaker 4: I'm not taking all three because too much. So I'm
Speaker 4: taking my living and year old with me, flying up
Speaker 4: to Brisbane, going to hang out with my sisters, great
Speaker 4: and just see any friends I've got up there.
Speaker 2: Right, shut up, I'm not saying a thing.
Speaker 4: Yesterday in the food court, my wife said, Hey, I
Speaker 4: don't want you seeing your ex girlfriend. Now I call
Speaker 4: them my ex girlfriend. We dated twenty years ago. Like
Speaker 4: we're friends. She's got a family, I've got a family.
Speaker 4: We still chat And I was planning on swinging past
Speaker 4: their place with Felix. I know her husband or the
Speaker 4: kids can have a swim. What are we going to
Speaker 4: have a rendezvous in the driveway? And I was like,
Speaker 4: what she says, Yeah, you know, just usk Lauren about it.
Speaker 4: You know, girls would be a bit iffy about I'm.
Speaker 2: On loose side.
Speaker 3: Pack up your headphones.
Speaker 2: I'm on loose side.
Speaker 3: Do your microphones off.
Speaker 2: Now, I'll do that. We had this discussion last week.
Speaker 2: This is not your show. You cannot turn me down.
Speaker 2: I'm on the loose side.
Speaker 3: Twenty years ago.
Speaker 5: Okay, twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: Just do it when you're all together as a family.
Speaker 3: Her family will be there.
Speaker 2: How do you know How does Loan know that I
Speaker 2: said her.
Speaker 1: Family will be there? Before I rule, Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: Before I passed judgment. I need a little bit more information.
Speaker 2: Like I wouldn't love it if Paul was going out
Speaker 2: of town and catching up with ex girlfriends.
Speaker 3: When you say it like that. That sounds sudd okay.
Speaker 3: I mean Brisbane to see.
Speaker 2: Are the family's friends of the kids' friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like they know each other, they've seen each other.
Speaker 5: I've got a question.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 1: If the roles were reversed and that ex girlfriend was
Speaker 1: coming to Melbourne, would she make a bee line for
Speaker 1: your place to come for us.
Speaker 4: In the Yeah, and the kid I would say come around.
Speaker 4: Last time she was here, I met her in a restaurant,
Speaker 4: but I took one of the boys.
Speaker 2: Say no, what do you mean which went for lunch?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you come over the house and say the
Speaker 2: whole family?
Speaker 3: Because it just didn't work that time, so it's.
Speaker 2: Not working this time.
Speaker 10: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You're making it so much more suss than it needs
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 2: Well, Lou said to you because you called men said
Speaker 2: or Lou said, ask Lauren and say what she thinks.
Speaker 2: So you're asking man, I'm on moslide.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask you. I was telling Clint, Now, what
Speaker 3: are you going to do?
Speaker 2: Because you're going to Brisbane? Don't you think if you
Speaker 2: catch up in a restaurant we know other people. I'll
Speaker 2: be mad. I'm not I'll be secondhand mad saying that,
Speaker 2: well that's what you did last time.
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 1: I think you should just go to Wet and Wild
Speaker 1: and what.
Speaker 2: With the ex girlfriend?
Speaker 3: No, I want to go with the ex girlfriend.
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Speaker 2: I'm craving an almond last. It's been three weeks.
Speaker 3: I've never tried all the different milks.
Speaker 5: The oat oats good.
Speaker 2: There was a big thing the other day that came
Speaker 2: out about which milk is best for you Almonds not well,
Speaker 2: since I'm such a grain thumb and our environment on
Speaker 2: the show. Oat is the best for the environment, I believe.
Speaker 2: So almond takes along a lot a lot of water
Speaker 2: to make a lot of almonds.
Speaker 3: All the milk's okay in a milkshake.
Speaker 2: Some people can't have dairy great alternatives, but then some
Speaker 2: people can't have nuts obviously, so you can't have or
Speaker 2: you could have cow's milk.
Speaker 3: Bloody pressure on the bristers these.
Speaker 2: I once went and when I was on the Today
Speaker 2: Show doing the weather, and I you milked an almond milk,
Speaker 2: a camel, a camel late.
Speaker 5: A camel milk milk lata caramel milk.
Speaker 2: No camel milk ice cream carry you have to get
Speaker 2: on the camel milk lat big for people who are
Speaker 2: allergic to dairy.
Speaker 3: How long to take you to milk the camel?
Speaker 2: It was quite an experience, I'll say photos, yeah, like
Speaker 2: two hand two hundred. Camels look great, very friendly. I
Speaker 2: like camels, but they spit on you sometimes on camels
Speaker 2: are spinners, aren't they?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: After or you know, depending on their mood.
Speaker 2: Camel milk ice cream try it for yourself. IM not
Speaker 2: sure where you get it. I'll stick with blue ribbon
Speaker 2: and camel milk soap for people who have allergies.
Speaker 3: Just go on six place seven.
Speaker 4: Lips as well as we are reading the Weather Bureau website.
Speaker 4: Lauren does have another skill, and that is lip reading.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't need to eat drop, but I don't
Speaker 2: need to listen. I can just look through a window
Speaker 2: and know when they're talking about us.
Speaker 4: If you're in an office environment that has the old
Speaker 4: glass cubicle meeting rooms, you know where you'd come in handy.
Speaker 4: You know those little booths you see online on the
Speaker 4: Gram all the time that they're installing an officer. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you go in the glass booth to make a phone call. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you'd be good just standing at the glass.
Speaker 2: The lips were watching. I'm always watching.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 3: We got some noise canceling headphones. Can you chuck those on?
Speaker 4: We're going to be playing some music in your ears
Speaker 4: so you won't be able to hear what we say.
Speaker 3: The top she's wearing today, yeah, founder, Yeah, it's very
Speaker 3: Where's Wally, isn't It's it's a mix between Where's Wally
Speaker 3: and the people at work at the candy bar at Chadstone.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, the old school candy bar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she looks good though, she looks great. Fare fast
Speaker 3: working for you.
Speaker 5: It's doing good things for you.
Speaker 3: Are you ready to go? Are you ready to go?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5: First, Do you want to sip on my slushy? Two?
Speaker 2: People have a lot of suction?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 5: Well do you to do?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 5: Do you?
Speaker 1: Like I was saying, amazing ability want to sip on
Speaker 1: my slushy?
Speaker 2: You want to eat something? Sip sip on my Do
Speaker 2: you want to sip on my slushy? Sluction?
Speaker 3: No, slushy?
Speaker 2: You want to sip on my slushy?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Stay with us because we've got some very exciting news regarding.
Speaker 2: The slush slushy maker.
Speaker 4: Okay, Lauren, I can't keep it all right, Lawrence, just
Speaker 4: rebuild the news. No points sticking with us. We're given
Speaker 4: away slashing machine.
Speaker 2: I can't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Okay, next one, Lourie, let's do the locomotion.
Speaker 2: Lauren likes to go to love machine.
Speaker 5: Have you been the love machine?
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 3: Very good?
Speaker 5: An No, No, it's a night club, adult shop. Later,
Speaker 5: I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Gotcha, gotcha, Laurie, Lauren, let's do the locomotion.
Speaker 2: Lauren, let's do.
Speaker 3: The locomotion or the locomotion. They will be locomotion.
Speaker 2: Love potion, Lauren, Let's do love potion.
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Speaker 2: The appsent, I'm James Bond.
Speaker 5: What the names Bond, James Bond.
Speaker 2: The names Bond, James Bond.
Speaker 1: Topical of course, because they've just sold James Bond franchise.
Speaker 3: Really yes, what do you mean?
Speaker 5: The franchise has been has been passed on? Who you
Speaker 5: can take them on?
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Speaker 2: Telling me, I look like, where's Wally?
Speaker 3: Let's say hi to our next guest here on over.
Speaker 12: Our next guest is a former Formula One team boss
Speaker 12: and star of the Netflix show Drive to Survive.
Speaker 10: Your season this year it's one short ship.
Speaker 12: Please welcome to the show Racing Legend. Good to Stunay.
Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, hello, hello mate.
Speaker 3: How are you have good. Thank you?
Speaker 10: Are you?
Speaker 3: We are excellent?
Speaker 2: Where are we talking to you from?
Speaker 10: I'm a tome in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 5: Right now.
Speaker 2: I've heard you saying recently in recent weeks that you
Speaker 2: think Oscar Piastre Our Melbourne boy has a very good
Speaker 2: chance of taking out the Australian Grand Prix. Is that right?
Speaker 10: Yeah? That's correct.
Speaker 13: Yeah, And I'm not saying it because you're Australian, you know.
Speaker 13: I can say it to outlet as because I think
Speaker 13: he is in a very good position, you know, to
Speaker 13: win quite a bit this year if it all goes
Speaker 13: how I think it will go. That the McLaren is
Speaker 13: the best or one of the best casts this year.
Speaker 4: I'm a look at Lawrence, the one actually got me
Speaker 4: into Formula one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3: You were on a plane one day and she got
Speaker 3: me to watch Drive to Survive.
Speaker 2: Which I think has brought a lot of people into
Speaker 2: the sport that weren't purest of f one.
Speaker 3: Right, Mad, you're a bloody start.
Speaker 10: I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: The thing I can't give my head around is when
Speaker 4: there's two drivers for the one team and then a
Speaker 4: driver will be told, hey, we need your team up
Speaker 4: to let the other team member go in.
Speaker 3: Front win the race.
Speaker 4: Is that a frustrating Like are you nervous going into
Speaker 4: a chat over the two way with the drivers when
Speaker 4: you have to ask them to do that?
Speaker 10: Yeah? And what what it is?
Speaker 13: Normally you make an agreement before the race, if things happen,
Speaker 13: what you're going to do. And I think sometimes in
Speaker 13: the season, you.
Speaker 5: Know, like.
Speaker 13: What I predict for this year that they let Lando
Speaker 13: and Oscar start off the battleman wins. But after a
Speaker 13: certain point, and normally that point it is around the
Speaker 13: summer break when there is a two week break for everybody.
Speaker 13: When they come back and there's a chance to win
Speaker 13: the World championship, you need normally to focus on one
Speaker 13: guy if one of your opponents is close by.
Speaker 10: So that is what you do. But even if you.
Speaker 13: Agree it before the race, when you have to say
Speaker 13: it in the race to let somebody buy or do
Speaker 13: not say in the way, it's never an easy call.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you spoke about Oscar being a
Speaker 1: potential winner of the Australian Grown Pray, the Melbourne gond Pray.
Speaker 5: Is the potential world chair.
Speaker 13: Yes, absolutely, and I mean he showed that last year
Speaker 13: because London August is obviously one of the best drivers
Speaker 13: out there in the moment, and he sometimes beats him.
Speaker 13: You know, it's a big competition between them. Some sometimes
Speaker 13: one is better than the other one, but it's not
Speaker 13: like that London is dominating Oscar. Oscar sometimes was faster
Speaker 13: than London.
Speaker 2: And we've also got Jack Douan coming in this year,
Speaker 2: son of Mick Dooan. He's making his F one debut.
Speaker 2: How's how's he looking as a young upcoming driver.
Speaker 10: I think he did pretty well in F two.
Speaker 13: He never won the championship, but you know, in F two,
Speaker 13: if you're not in the right team at the right time,
Speaker 13: like also Formula one, you're not gonna win. But I
Speaker 13: think he has done well. He has won have two races. Obviously,
Speaker 13: when you come into HAVE one it's a big step
Speaker 13: up again, you know. So, but he has got a
Speaker 13: big opportunity and and he's a very experienced razor.
Speaker 10: I think he's got a good chance.
Speaker 13: I think he has got enough time to show how
Speaker 13: good he is and to and to earn his his
Speaker 13: seat in F one.
Speaker 5: What's the black being good to?
Speaker 1: Jay said before about how popular you are, and he's
Speaker 1: right we see you at Albert Park waving, high fiving,
Speaker 1: signing autographs.
Speaker 5: You are like a.
Speaker 2: Drive rock star. I walk around like a rock star.
Speaker 1: What's it like? And do you love it? Because you've
Speaker 1: become so popular in the wake of Drive to Survive.
Speaker 13: It's something which came unexpected for me. I didn't work
Speaker 13: for this, you know, but it's good and you can
Speaker 13: give something back to people. I think Motorsport done next
Speaker 13: year is forty years that I work in. Motospotas given
Speaker 13: a lot of a lot of things to me in
Speaker 13: my life.
Speaker 10: You know, it just happened. You know.
Speaker 13: It wasn't like when all of a sudden I got
Speaker 13: more Nolan in the world. It was like I achieved something. No,
Speaker 13: it happened. Then now I have to deal with it.
Speaker 13: But you know there's worse things to deal with it
Speaker 13: than that's.
Speaker 2: More Yeah, yeah, yeah, But some of the F one
Speaker 2: team principles, like you guys admittedly are rock stars when
Speaker 2: it comes to F one now, but there's a few
Speaker 2: little bit that are a bit happier with themselves than others.
Speaker 2: Would you say, like there's your Christian horn? Is there
Speaker 2: all these big characters, do any of them take themselves
Speaker 2: a bit too serious.
Speaker 10: I don't think it's still a sport.
Speaker 13: You know, we're having a good life and we are
Speaker 13: not changing the world. I would say, you know, obviously
Speaker 13: you give entertainment and I'm aware of that. It's entertainment.
Speaker 13: It's not changing the world. So you know, I don't
Speaker 13: take myself serious. And some people you're not all the same.
Speaker 13: That is a good thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some love the attention more than others.
Speaker 4: Hi, got is there something that would be surprised to
Speaker 4: find out about you? Like you're a bad driver? Do
Speaker 4: you take two hours to change a tire on the track?
Speaker 13: No, there's nothing really be surprising to me. I'm a
Speaker 13: very normal driver. Even I can drive, but I'm not
Speaker 13: a raised care driver by no means. And I can
Speaker 13: change a die by the way, Yeah, than any of.
Speaker 2: Us can, and I have.
Speaker 3: But if someone's filling up me petro, do you start
Speaker 3: yelling at him? Quicker? Quicker them?
Speaker 2: You know, we're just a few wakes out from the
Speaker 2: Australian Formula One Grand Prix. How does the Australian Grand
Speaker 2: Prix compared to others in the world. I mean, Montico
Speaker 2: looks spectacular. Here in Melbourne, we put on a pretty good.
Speaker 13: Show, absolutely, and it's the first race, which is always
Speaker 13: nice to be because your hopes are up. You know,
Speaker 13: you've got energy, you want to go back racing, so
Speaker 13: it's a natural drive. But also people love to go
Speaker 13: there because the fans. I mean, you can see if
Speaker 13: you go to places and there's not I don't think
Speaker 13: there are really any place anymore where the people don't
Speaker 13: care about their fun. But in Australia, for sure, people
Speaker 13: care and then omic you know, and that makes people happy,
Speaker 13: That makes the drivers happy, makes all the all the
Speaker 13: team members happy, the mechanics because they see that they
Speaker 13: come here and give people what they want, you know.
Speaker 10: So it's always a cool place to be. Normally normally
Speaker 10: is good as well, normally for.
Speaker 5: A long time good too.
Speaker 1: There's been a debate here in Melbourne day race twilight race,
Speaker 1: night race.
Speaker 5: Would you like to see a night race at Albert Park?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 13: I think albert Park how it is, it's very good,
Speaker 13: you know, I think it's it's it's very good. I
Speaker 13: mean you could do it at night, but there's enough
Speaker 13: night races now and Albert Pike was always a day race.
Speaker 10: So why change it?
Speaker 13: I mean, people love it like it is, people come along,
Speaker 13: people watch it on TV, so I wouldn't change Albert
Speaker 13: Park to night Race.
Speaker 2: Okay, you said Oscar Piastre my win. Who else will
Speaker 2: we say on the podium in Melbourne? Do you think?
Speaker 2: What's your prediction.
Speaker 3: For me?
Speaker 13: The favorites this here are the McLarens and the Ferraris,
Speaker 13: so I think that will be the podium, you know,
Speaker 13: but it will be so close this year. That's my
Speaker 13: prediction between the big four mclargen, Ferrari, Mercedes and Red Bull.
Speaker 13: So not half percent sure, but I think as the teams,
Speaker 13: mcleargen and Ferrag will be the best.
Speaker 10: So we'll see. I would think too McLaren's and one
Speaker 10: Ferrag and the podium.
Speaker 2: And Lewis Hamilton at Ferrari this year.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool though.
Speaker 13: I mean everybody talks about it and obviously has a
Speaker 13: lot to the lever now because there's a big anticipation
Speaker 13: for him to do well and he's a good drival.
Speaker 13: But you know it's I take my hat off to
Speaker 13: him making that changed the eat in his career, changed him.
Speaker 2: It does seem like a dream combo though. Seeing Lewis
Speaker 2: Hamilton drive for Ferrari will be there.
Speaker 3: Be as good as a holiday. Hey go till We
Speaker 3: can't wait to see you when you get to Melbourne.
Speaker 4: And also the live show will put the ticket details
Speaker 4: up on our socials.
Speaker 3: Mate, swing past the studio when you get to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: We'd love to see you in person.
Speaker 10: Thank you very much. I hate to do it.
Speaker 4: Lauren and I for months have been talking about this
Speaker 4: particular item.
Speaker 2: Yes, since last year.
Speaker 4: I came out in the US last year. Yes, we
Speaker 4: couldn't get our hands on it. We couldn't even import it. No,
Speaker 4: what is it about? There is the item, There's so much.
Speaker 2: It brings so much joy to the family home.
Speaker 4: There is over fifty thousand people on a shortlist for it,
Speaker 4: and this week Clink got his hands on it.
Speaker 8: Eight thousand people on the wait list to buy the
Speaker 8: Ninja Slushy, the most quest Ninja Slushy.
Speaker 4: I'm going to make, all right, the Ninjas Lushy machine.
Speaker 4: Now I need to openly say we are not on
Speaker 4: a kickback from Ninja. We're not getting any money. In fact,
Speaker 4: we have been begging them to get our hands on
Speaker 4: one of these machines.
Speaker 3: Somehow Clint did and Lauren and I have missed out
Speaker 3: and you're jealous.
Speaker 2: Jealous is an understatement.
Speaker 5: It just looks good, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Kids looks so dehydrated at home.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've ad you don't need one eye.
Speaker 3: The weather today is thirty one degrees its screams mag doesn't.
Speaker 2: Know what it's the perfect weather weekend wise to win.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: The good news is that Melbourne gets a chance to
Speaker 1: win it because we're feeling so generous, the three of us.
Speaker 3: All three. I think Melbourne's taken enough.
Speaker 5: Can I show you.
Speaker 1: That machine is slushy?
Speaker 3: Have a look at it.
Speaker 2: People have been bulling. The phones are going tropo, trying
Speaker 2: to win the ninja.
Speaker 5: Give it a name.
Speaker 2: No, this is not a sponsored thing. This is not
Speaker 2: a thing.
Speaker 3: The slushy maker Sandra somehow Sandra Slushy.
Speaker 2: Sandra, Sandra Slushy is better'.
Speaker 3: Slush I see around? No, No, Sandra Slushy.
Speaker 2: What did you say?
Speaker 5: I see Irene, I see no.
Speaker 3: Let's go Sandra Slushy.
Speaker 2: Now here slushy like Sandra Sully.
Speaker 3: Look at.
Speaker 2: Could we get her to do that?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 2: I'm Sandra Slushy. You're a little hot this weekend. It's
Speaker 2: just in like a frozen Margarita.
Speaker 5: Margarita, let's look at the people.
Speaker 3: Cool. Now here's the guy. We're going to make you
Speaker 3: work for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, because if we're I want it and
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to have it, okay and told, So
Speaker 2: we're gonna make you write a song about the Ninja slushy.
Speaker 2: You have to tell you how much you want it.
Speaker 3: You've got to sing for your slushy like it could be.
Speaker 2: Hey, Margarita, that was a good.
Speaker 3: One, Margharita.
Speaker 2: Hey what other things could you do?
Speaker 5: Oh? I get it, like sing for your supper sings.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: To win, Sandra Slushy, you've got to sing for your slushy.
Speaker 2: Okay. Now, we don't want silly, ridiculous songs. So I'm
Speaker 2: taking this competition very seriously. So we're not going to
Speaker 2: do it right now. You've got how long, You've.
Speaker 4: Got half an hour. We're going to open the phones
Speaker 4: after eight o'clock and do.
Speaker 2: This so you can be Sandra Slushy. Get writing, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: Get the kids, thirteen twenty four ten, Get the kids
Speaker 2: and get ready to call after eight with your Sandra
Speaker 2: Slushy solf. It doesn't have to be Sandra Slushy.
Speaker 5: Sandra Slushy is begging for a beautiful home.
Speaker 2: Summer nights from Greece. That could be good, slush machine.
Speaker 3: Now listen. If the songs aren't good, We're not giving
Speaker 3: this thing away.
Speaker 5: No we are. We're giving it away.
Speaker 3: No, no, no no.
Speaker 2: If the songs aren't good.
Speaker 5: I'll be the job mine.
Speaker 3: But you're Slushy something except the news that you are
Speaker 3: unhappy about it.
Speaker 2: I'm not necessarily unhappy about it. So there'll be people
Speaker 2: who are very happy about it this morning. If you've
Speaker 2: seen the Held Sun in particular, it's all about Melbourne
Speaker 2: and all the great things in Melbourne, including a list
Speaker 2: of Melbourne's most livaboo suburbs. What would you guys think
Speaker 2: they are?
Speaker 1: I'll be Bayside area, right, I mean I could have
Speaker 1: a gain, yes, but I just read it in my news,
Speaker 1: so okay, i'd win.
Speaker 2: To Baysides full of crime. Yeah, I would have made
Speaker 2: it drop down a.
Speaker 3: Few us, including Mornington. The Peninsula.
Speaker 2: Well, actually it's the opposite of the Peninsula. The most
Speaker 2: livable suburb in Melbourne, and I actually kind of agree
Speaker 2: with this. It is beautiful there, Fitzroy North, It's beautiful
Speaker 2: side lots of parks, wide open streets.
Speaker 3: See you know what I fell in love with when
Speaker 3: I was diving with the water police. Williamstown.
Speaker 2: Now Williamstown's like its own town.
Speaker 3: It really is.
Speaker 4: You cross that bridge, there's like one street that felt
Speaker 4: like I was on the back lot of movie World.
Speaker 3: You know, it was like the old western town. But
Speaker 3: it's like it was beautiful.
Speaker 2: So Fitzroy North, Canterbury and Flemington Now Canterbury is beautiful.
Speaker 2: Another very lazy there. It seems like it's places with
Speaker 2: parks and big wide streets. Flemington. I haven't spent a
Speaker 2: lot of time in Flemington unless it's stumbling out of
Speaker 2: Flemington Racecourse.
Speaker 1: They've got a good luxA shop there near Flemington Racecourse.
Speaker 3: Horrible traffic so bad.
Speaker 2: Essington gets a nine point five. There are trains, trams, buses.
Speaker 5: Seven East on the list as well.
Speaker 2: I believe Huesdale nine point seven West, Melbourne nine point eight,
Speaker 2: Hawthorn East yes, nine point eight.
Speaker 3: On the way out to the Earthport.
Speaker 2: Fitzroy North gets a ten out of ten.
Speaker 4: On the left of the freeway you got accident, yes,
Speaker 4: fall over the other side as well, because some of
Speaker 4: the houses I remember walking.
Speaker 5: It's more Coburg, isn't it that way?
Speaker 3: May there's some monster houses in those.
Speaker 1: Streets, Ascot Vail on one side and probably Coburg the other.
Speaker 2: Is Ascott Vale is very cool.
Speaker 5: Very cool. You you lived in Fitzroy North for.
Speaker 2: Something I didn't. I couldn't North was Fitzroy and urban.
Speaker 2: That's me urban living, small narrow streets.
Speaker 3: Hampton not Hampton.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Still we're always just that one step.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I couldn't afford Fits North. You know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's very close to the city. It is full of parks,
Speaker 2: it's great schools. But the North side is my god.
Speaker 2: They'll be ringing the bell on their bicycles this.
Speaker 1: Morning, filling that little basket on their bike full of goods.
Speaker 2: Yes, their bread, baskets, organic produce. It's expensive living fits right.
Speaker 4: North, loving my new area of Bentley. Yeah, but we
Speaker 4: might as well dig up Center Road. Why because I
Speaker 4: don't think I've ever been on Center Road over eleven
Speaker 4: k's now traffic. Ah, it's home And speaking of bad
Speaker 4: things in the area, Executive producer Brody the Thumb, he's
Speaker 4: just moved in up the street.
Speaker 5: Is that what's bad? Like the Riff Route they're going
Speaker 5: to say speed hunts streets.
Speaker 3: Around there center, right, have you ever gone over twelve
Speaker 3: K's under Principentley? Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, jesus right, what does that even mean?
Speaker 5: Grew up there? I just can't of consider it mine?
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: For a massive shop. You can tell you nine addresses
Speaker 3: off the top.
Speaker 2: Of There's all these people riding their pennyfarthings through fitz
Speaker 2: Royal North, happy as clams this morning. Yes, following big
Speaker 2: wheel in the little there's a guy who rides it
Speaker 2: down fitzroy Street, very clever. Always stress he's gonna be
Speaker 2: stuck in the drive. The carrots a plan, carrot man.
Speaker 3: We ever seen the carrot on the penny front?
Speaker 2: No, that would be hard because it doesn't end.
Speaker 5: It's very fellow with the lama walks, his lama fits.
Speaker 2: It feels like they're all very people are happy in
Speaker 2: fitzroy Nor.
Speaker 3: Okay, we want to speak to the unhappy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we want to flip the switch. Come on, Melbourne thirteen,
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen. What is the worst thing in your suburbs?
Speaker 2: Suburbs ship There's a whole stretch of Chapel Street that
Speaker 2: just needs to go in the bin at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's so it's where there's like there's a big there's
Speaker 2: big construction I think they're doing. Is it a tunnel
Speaker 2: or something?
Speaker 5: And they're still boarded up.
Speaker 2: The nightclub burned down across the road that's being taken down,
Speaker 2: the buildings falling down. There's there's crime, there's things being firebombed.
Speaker 3: We have a lot of mess arch joints.
Speaker 2: That's not necessarily bad thing.
Speaker 3: Well no, I'm not talking in yeah talking the light
Speaker 3: up signs. There's two across the road from the Mckinnit
Speaker 3: can you.
Speaker 2: Sells down there? On the weekend Melbourne?
Speaker 3: It placed it again. I don't I think you're not
Speaker 3: going there for a hot stuff. You're a You're all very.
Speaker 1: Relaxed out that way, aren't you will?
Speaker 2: No, soil shoulders very relaxed. Next thirteen twenty four to ten, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: What is the worst thing in your suburb? You've got
Speaker 2: the doomsday clock in yours?
Speaker 5: I do. I'm City of Yarra doomsday clock.
Speaker 3: I used to have member goals in Hamptonie.
Speaker 4: Remember lady stole the barbecue chicken, took it out of
Speaker 4: the plastic bag, putting in their handbag.
Speaker 2: Oh Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: That's a dead giveaway that you stole it, all right.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen. We've got free stuff in return. I
Speaker 4: got tickets to gum Buy World, I got Upstate Gym memberships,
Speaker 4: and I got skin control packs. What's the worst thing
Speaker 4: about your suburb? Give a sculet Nov third e twenty
Speaker 4: four ten. What's the worst thing about your suburb? In
Speaker 4: the Herald this morning they put a list out of
Speaker 4: the best suburbs in Melbourne. Well, we want to know
Speaker 4: what's shocking about yours.
Speaker 3: You know what I've never got talk to me? Corefield.
Speaker 3: I feel like half of it's the graveyard.
Speaker 5: The graveyard, there's a big.
Speaker 2: Symmetry at people are dying to get in. That's my dad.
Speaker 3: Love that gag, loved it all right. Thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: ten is our number.
Speaker 5: Shenade, give me a second?
Speaker 3: Computers jamming on me.
Speaker 2: Computer says no, Heeter says no.
Speaker 5: We need the computer to say, m morning.
Speaker 3: What's on McKinnon? I just moved in there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I've lived there for twenty eight years and
Speaker 7: the worst thing is the speed bump street?
Speaker 2: Are they yeh street? Is there too many hons in McKinnon?
Speaker 2: Is that why?
Speaker 14: I'm not sure, but they go over the speed bumps
Speaker 14: about five kilometers.
Speaker 5: The speed humps aren't like they're not proper speed hunt.
Speaker 3: No, that's just annoying little gap in them where you
Speaker 3: try and put the wheels of the car to get
Speaker 3: Usually one can go up.
Speaker 2: So's McKinnon known for its speed hunt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got a few there. You're heading yep.
Speaker 4: Speed humps and the mass art students. Thirteen to twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten is our number. Those two are not linked.
Speaker 4: What's the worst thing about your suburb? Phone lines have
Speaker 4: lit up on this one. People aren't happy where they're living.
Speaker 4: We'll fly through the callse next Good Morning, Melbourne, this.
Speaker 3: Is no Ober one hundred. You're on the air with
Speaker 3: Jason and Lawrence.
Speaker 4: Still to come your chance to win five thousand bucks
Speaker 4: at eight o'clock the five k question and Andy Lee
Speaker 4: is opening up a.
Speaker 2: Pub at a pub in New York City.
Speaker 4: He's going to be joining us after eight o'clock. I
Speaker 4: believe the beer taps are flowing before we get to
Speaker 4: that though. We're hitting the suburbs of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: We want to know what do you hate about your suburbs?
Speaker 2: What's the worst thing in your suburb. It's time to
Speaker 2: get it off your chest Melbourne, because we've got the
Speaker 2: list of the best suburbs if it's very north, getting
Speaker 2: a perfect score of ten out of ten this morning.
Speaker 2: But we want you to dob in something in your suburbs.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten Taylor from ALTONA morning.
Speaker 15: Morning is great. Beautiful beaches are beautiful, but they absolutely rig.
Speaker 2: Oh they're smelling. What do they smell like?
Speaker 15: Absolute?
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 15: A lot of people are saying they think it's their
Speaker 15: husband's fart. So I thought it was my son doing
Speaker 15: in the back seat. I thought I had a rotten
Speaker 15: something under my front seat. But no, it's not seaweed
Speaker 15: piled up on the into that main road.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, it's just graz all year round.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Or is this a storm affected situation? You know when
Speaker 3: there's a lot of.
Speaker 15: D might be actually a storm affected But no, I've smelted.
Speaker 15: I've been here for probably ten years right now.
Speaker 2: So what do they do with washed up so they
Speaker 2: get rid of it or throw it back in the
Speaker 2: ocean or just beaches just do their thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, after a storm especially, it's quite bad to swim.
Speaker 3: In the water lived in New Zealand, wrote, the Ruer
Speaker 3: Place is a place where they do That's where they
Speaker 3: do all the zow balling and you know all the
Speaker 3: actions it reeks. Well, they've got natural springs there and
Speaker 3: all the gases and that. Like as soon as you land,
Speaker 3: you get off the planet smells like the city just
Speaker 3: dropped it.
Speaker 5: The smelly can get away with a few Oh.
Speaker 3: Mate, you can get away, bloody hide and the dead
Speaker 3: body under the front seat.
Speaker 2: Wow, Jake in Key law Downs, have you got an issue?
Speaker 2: And what's the worst thing about your suburb? Jake?
Speaker 3: You're there, brother phone reception? I believe.
Speaker 2: Atlanta and Cranbourn, morning, good morning.
Speaker 3: We've got another spelling smelly suburb here, Cranbourn.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with Cranbour? And we were there yesterday?
Speaker 5: Beautiful?
Speaker 2: It sound like crime. There's so much crime.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's dad in the back.
Speaker 2: He's dropped ad gag there, Atlanta, I.
Speaker 3: Reckon crime Burn.
Speaker 2: I just went to call it crime. He thought it
Speaker 2: was funny, Cranbourne.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 5: It's all right though, Atlanta. Sure are you like living
Speaker 5: in crime Burn?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's okay, it's all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Iked at Big Wide Streets what.
Speaker 3: Did you get for your birthday? At glock?
Speaker 1: What's a glock clock clock?
Speaker 2: Clock clock?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 2: Oh? What's that's offensive?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? Lasting at thirteen year old girl out? No,
Speaker 2: I was here on the wrong station.
Speaker 3: Bro listen coming after eight o'clock. I'm happy where I live.
Speaker 2: Well congratulations for those in Fitzroy, North Canterbury and Flemington.
Speaker 2: If you were waking up this morning listening to this,
Speaker 2: you live in the three best suburbs in Melbourne. Well done.
Speaker 2: Las prices have probably just gone through the roof. Had
Speaker 2: luck to those going to auction this week.
Speaker 4: Let's head the Greensville. Sammy is a piece supporter.
Speaker 3: Oh you drive? You drive one of those little sweeper
Speaker 3: trucks for the council.
Speaker 6: Yes, I do, Yes, I am.
Speaker 3: At the moment, I was just pucked up in a
Speaker 3: quiet way turned off the sweeper. Good man, what speak?
Speaker 3: Can you get those little things up to forty?
Speaker 6: Public can get up to sixty if you want to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he sweeps all the pollen and the leaves and stuff.
Speaker 3: Cigaretteigarette. But she had to go around Clintons living room
Speaker 3: on a Sunday morning. Can you just do a lap
Speaker 3: of Clint's living room, clean up all the sins.
Speaker 2: All right, Sammy, let's say I just join you. Win
Speaker 2: you some cash for the weekend.
Speaker 3: He drives the sweeping truck. Oh, he's going to do
Speaker 3: a lap of your living room on Sunday morning.
Speaker 5: Oh nothing, it's very clean.
Speaker 4: All right, five hundred bucks. You want to go for
Speaker 4: a five hundred dollar question, let's do it.
Speaker 10: One hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Rules are simple here, Sammy. You will hear the question.
Speaker 4: You will have three seconds to answer. Okay, yes, Now
Speaker 4: remember you have to answer in that time. This is gettable.
Speaker 2: I got this too. Just the other day, someone got
Speaker 2: the right answer, but it was too late.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they missed down on five k Okay, good luck.
Speaker 4: For five one hundred dollars, you got this, brother.
Speaker 16: The condiment tappanade is made with what three two?
Speaker 17: I did any reader the question?
Speaker 4: Oh my, oh my gosh, you didn't even need the question?
Speaker 6: No, I didn't.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'll play. I'll play to you again. I'll play
Speaker 3: to you again.
Speaker 16: The condiment tappanade is made with what three two?
Speaker 17: One?
Speaker 10: Not sure?
Speaker 2: Olives? Olives teppanade is like a beautiful olive spread.
Speaker 3: Sammy, screams more jats and cheese to me.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Sammy, gosh, you're a busy man. You are three
Speaker 2: kids and one on the way. When are you you?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'll tell you what. How about I
Speaker 3: check your family past the gun By World. You can
Speaker 3: take the kids out before the other one arrives.
Speaker 10: Beautiful.
Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Have a family day out. Now back to the street sweeper,
Speaker 2: please yep.
Speaker 4: And good luck for the next bub Madam Melbourne. That
Speaker 4: is Jelly Row. You're on the air with Jason and
Speaker 4: Lauren Clint here as well. We're doing a thanks to
Speaker 4: Shelready Express and coming up very soon. I've never seen
Speaker 4: the phones go crazy. Final surprise like this. Clint got
Speaker 4: his hands on the Ninja slushing machine before the fifty
Speaker 4: thousand people that are on the waiting list and for
Speaker 4: some time, for some stupid reason, he wants to give
Speaker 4: it to you guys listening, and I think we give
Speaker 4: you way too much. What a man, but man of
Speaker 4: the people stand Away wants to give it away. We're
Speaker 4: going to do that in the next five things.
Speaker 12: Aren'ts looking good for our next guest, former television star
Speaker 12: Andy Lee. He's pivoting from comedy to hospital, opening a
Speaker 12: bar in New York City.
Speaker 6: The last Bossie Pub clothes down during COVID, There's no
Speaker 6: place to watch the a f L the NRL and
Speaker 6: grabbing Bossie Ber.
Speaker 12: Representing Big Palmers in the Big Amble. Please welcome to
Speaker 12: the show and.
Speaker 2: And Lee live from New York City. Can you hear us?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no, he actually can't. Oh no, Oh, Jason had
Speaker 2: one job. We've got Andy sitting in his hotel room
Speaker 2: there or is he adult mate? Looks good though he
Speaker 2: was fantastic New York City? Is that the act is
Speaker 2: apparently freezing cold right now? I was talking to Andy
Speaker 2: spieltz Meck the other day and she said, it is
Speaker 2: so cold, icy icy, icy cold.
Speaker 3: Jase to Andy over, Jase to Andy over, He can't
Speaker 3: hear us? Has someone been mucking up with the FaceTime?
Speaker 5: Thanks?
Speaker 2: Running smoothly?
Speaker 5: Did we last face fast time? Gunter?
Speaker 3: Hang on good FaceTime?
Speaker 5: Good Gunter's ruined our FaceTime.
Speaker 3: I've still got I've got the German settings on.
Speaker 1: Hang.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm.
Speaker 2: To use Google note saying hi Andy, I'm holding it
Speaker 2: up to the camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, try him again, try him again.
Speaker 3: We're going phone are we going to bring him on
Speaker 3: the phone a slick operation.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what done to our production team for
Speaker 2: pulling this one off.
Speaker 3: And he's not getting the slushing machine. Now, I'll give you.
Speaker 2: The running around in a panic out there.
Speaker 3: So here's the Old Mates. Is the pub he's going.
Speaker 4: He's going into bed with a number of high profile
Speaker 4: Apparently the beers are cold.
Speaker 3: I don't know about the phone reception. We're going to
Speaker 3: check that now, Andy, come in.
Speaker 6: He's actually just started snowing here.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so jealous. New York City in the snow
Speaker 2: is such a special place. Andy, congrats, are we open yet?
Speaker 2: His Old Mates open?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: No, it's not.
Speaker 6: Oh it's we've got We're throwing the doors open tomorrow
Speaker 6: for one night only, a bit of a fundraiser for
Speaker 6: the California Wildfile and fires. And then in two weeks time,
Speaker 6: our taps will have arrived from Australia and there'll be
Speaker 6: the Aussie beers flowing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, four o'clock in New York City tomorrow,
Speaker 2: which is like literally twenty four hours from now. Are
Speaker 2: you doing the scramble of the last minute carpet paint,
Speaker 2: polish the glasses?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll just been washing the window.
Speaker 2: Are you getting your hands dirty?
Speaker 6: I have been getting my head steady, which is very
Speaker 6: unlike me. I don't like it. Beck has been around
Speaker 6: just pointing out things. I'm like, thanks very much, honey,
Speaker 6: that's truly good. But we're amazing about her help. And
Speaker 6: it's going to be a little rough around the edge
Speaker 6: of pies and sausage are oll tomorrow and these out
Speaker 6: of the can, so it'll be true of the experience.
Speaker 5: We Sorry.
Speaker 4: I was just going to say, and I just I
Speaker 4: don't want to pick up on something, but you said
Speaker 4: it's not open yet. Correct, Because I'm looking at the
Speaker 4: Google of used and it's already getting five stars.
Speaker 2: From power, I'll give it stars.
Speaker 3: One comment lovely pub want to congratulate the owner.
Speaker 2: Did you write that, Andy Sadley he was on.
Speaker 4: A thirty minute cigarette break? Well, that's yeah, that makes
Speaker 4: sense for the common plastic. This is classic podcast listeners
Speaker 4: that have an absolute field day with your Google reviews.
Speaker 6: Podcast listeners piling on.
Speaker 1: All powers to and when you were saying Australian beers
Speaker 1: like are we talking like the Craft Variety or is
Speaker 1: it like your VB car draft.
Speaker 6: Well Coopers actually have been the most supportive, the good
Speaker 6: Adelaide company, so we're going to have Coopers Pale there
Speaker 6: on tap. It's actually been harder to get the beers
Speaker 6: than we anticipated. So yeah, I think Sydney Lagar is
Speaker 6: in which is not a huge one from Melbourne Nights.
Speaker 6: It talks with four X, but it's been Carton and
Speaker 6: Vic Vic Bitter have IP issues in Australia. Isn't in
Speaker 6: the US? Isn't that wild? That has been very difficult.
Speaker 6: I don't know. We're the smart person in America that
Speaker 6: went and registered Carlton Draft of Victoria Bitner got the IP.
Speaker 2: Some good old Dosie cask wine and he said, goom
Speaker 2: bags for all.
Speaker 6: We've got tenfolds have come to the party and four
Speaker 6: it's been. It's been really lovely actually, the amount of
Speaker 6: companies that have reached out and wanted to Even Harvey
Speaker 6: Norman came and said, we'll give you the TV like
Speaker 6: people just want to have a chance to be able
Speaker 6: to watch AFL In New York City. The last Dozzy
Speaker 6: pub closed down in twenty twenty, so there's no place
Speaker 6: for us, you know, the real embassy. There's no place
Speaker 6: for us to come and have a beer and catch
Speaker 6: up and connect and watch all the sport getting their
Speaker 6: job done.
Speaker 3: So that's what it's about, Jerry Harvey.
Speaker 4: It reached out like you would have six months, he
Speaker 4: would voice straight away.
Speaker 2: Now only put it's a lot of work. Is this
Speaker 2: just you? You the mastermind behind this?
Speaker 6: No, thankfully not love. If anyone asked if it's successful,
Speaker 6: yes them, but no no made of mind. Eddie Buckingham.
Speaker 6: I think you might have met Lot he owned a
Speaker 6: number of restaurants here in New York City and Nick
Speaker 6: Stone who start a Bluestone Lane.
Speaker 2: Cafe Great Coffee in New York blue Stone Lane.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they've got like sixty coffee shops now across the country.
Speaker 6: So they're the two main partners. And it's been us
Speaker 6: three that have been throwing around for about three years.
Speaker 6: So I'm in safe hands that people who know exactly
Speaker 6: what they're doing when it comes to serving basically hygienic for.
Speaker 3: A people going on a gap year, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 4: How would go overseas and get jobs in pubs and
Speaker 4: stuff like that for their gap year?
Speaker 3: You're going to employ some ossies.
Speaker 6: It's funny you say that, Jose, because yesterday we did
Speaker 6: the induction of all the people and there was about
Speaker 6: sixty of our employees seventy yes which has been awesome.
Speaker 6: And as we had everyone, we had everyone represented except Tasmania,
Speaker 6: but all the states. Yesterday when everyone came into to
Speaker 6: get their old mates cap and their hard jack at
Speaker 6: top for our for our uniforms, they they stood up
Speaker 6: and see where they're from and what they're connected to
Speaker 6: Australie pub. So it's been awesome to have a freaking out.
Speaker 2: And when you work there and you mentioned you've got
Speaker 2: your mate who's in hospital, Nick Stone, who's in coffee
Speaker 2: and hospital as well. In New York you've got Beck
Speaker 2: bossing everyone around about the interiors. What exactly are you
Speaker 2: contributing to old man.
Speaker 5: Peo pull on the beers.
Speaker 6: Yes, yesterday I did the walk through Love.
Speaker 3: We had a few.
Speaker 6: Key investors in town. We had a guy called Hamish
Speaker 6: Blake arrived yesterday so I had to show I had
Speaker 6: to show him exactly. So I'm taking him to the
Speaker 6: Knicks the Knick game tonight. This fellow Hamish, I really
Speaker 6: hope he's happy with his investment in the pub.
Speaker 2: Right, So you're managing the VIP concieur.
Speaker 3: The taxman gets all those receipts. It's working.
Speaker 6: The o the other round. The other random one was
Speaker 6: Paddy Cummins is also one of the investors of the pub,
Speaker 6: the cricketer. Yeah, he said, oh my my mother in
Speaker 6: law's in town because you have a walk through, so
Speaker 6: she enjoined us for a while.
Speaker 2: She would have been on the cast one. No doubt.
Speaker 5: Are you you're back for the footy season? Andy?
Speaker 6: Absolutely? Mate?
Speaker 3: Round one?
Speaker 6: I both leave in a couple of days. Yeah, round well,
Speaker 6: opening round although the Blues aren't playing.
Speaker 5: You've been relegated, Richmond. Round one. What do you think
Speaker 5: about your prospects this year? All the way?
Speaker 6: Yes, it's it's it's it's on for done dealers. Will
Speaker 6: we be favorite, wouldn't we?
Speaker 3: Didn't you say last year at.
Speaker 6: This time I said this for ten years.
Speaker 2: Let the man leave?
Speaker 16: All right?
Speaker 3: Well, look a couple of weeks it opens to the public.
Speaker 4: If you are to go to New York or you've
Speaker 4: got friends over there, tell them to go hit up
Speaker 4: old mates.
Speaker 2: Give them a good review.
Speaker 4: Yes maybe this week, maybe, wait till they open to
Speaker 4: do the review for right now, Andy, good luck with it, mate,
Speaker 4: cheers for check it in.
Speaker 3: Just really appreciated by see you buddy. There he is,
Speaker 3: Andy Lee, join us on the air.
Speaker 4: All right, guys, coming up next, Over fifty thousand Australians
Speaker 4: are registered on the list for it, and we've got
Speaker 4: one to give away.
Speaker 3: I am talking the Ninja slushing Machine. Yes, and all
Speaker 3: we have to do to win it is sing for
Speaker 3: your slushy.
Speaker 2: Write a jingle, write a jingle about why you want
Speaker 2: the Ninja slushy and it could be yours.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: So coming up next, we're going to open the phones. Clint,
Speaker 4: I believe you have made one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've made one for the contest.
Speaker 4: We'll hear Clint, and we'll open up the phones to
Speaker 4: hear yours next thirteen twenty four to ten to win
Speaker 4: the slush eight. Clint got his hands on one and
Speaker 4: we giving it away in fact, to win the slushy machine.
Speaker 5: Ice ice Slushy. Who wants my ice ice slushy?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow, Not just the ice slushy, you get the actual
Speaker 2: slushy maker.
Speaker 3: That's right. So over fifty thousand people. This thing's been
Speaker 3: going viral, The Ninja Slushy Machine.
Speaker 4: Lauren and I cannot get our hands on for some reason,
Speaker 4: Clint did, and we're giving it away. So do you
Speaker 4: want to sing for the slushy? Thirteen twenty four to
Speaker 4: ten is our number if you come up with the
Speaker 4: creative song for the slushy machine, funniest all most creative
Speaker 4: wins this morning and you win.
Speaker 3: Sandra Slushy.
Speaker 2: Sandra Slushy fifty thousand on the ways and you could
Speaker 2: be jumping straight to the front.
Speaker 5: Can we take one.
Speaker 3: Let's get Catherine. Good morning, Hi, good morning guys.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 3: Catherine sing for your slushy?
Speaker 11: Okay, mummy special slushy maker. Yes it is Mummy Special.
Speaker 11: Slushy makes not talk kids. Mummy likes it icy, sick
Speaker 11: and big. Don't belive the tequila as my treat.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 3: Well, oh that's great.
Speaker 2: Right, we're writing down some scores and we'll get ready
Speaker 2: to reveal all shortly.
Speaker 3: Let's do it, guys.
Speaker 4: Clent gott his his hands on the most wanted item
Speaker 4: in Australia.
Speaker 2: Literally fifty thousand people on the weight list for this
Speaker 2: bad boy, and.
Speaker 1: This one is going to Melbourne's best slushy singer, Sandra
Speaker 1: Slushy is going to be finding a new home this morning.
Speaker 2: Fifty thousand people on the wait list to buy the
Speaker 2: Ninja slushy.
Speaker 12: The most question Ninja slushy.
Speaker 2: All right, that's right, Melbourne thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Sing for your slushy if you've got the best song
Speaker 2: written about the Ninja slushy maker. By the way, Ninja
Speaker 2: comes your list for their advertising county.
Speaker 5: This is all they do trade.
Speaker 2: We've already had Catherine from Cranver and singing for a slushy.
Speaker 2: She was singing about mummy special slushy maker.
Speaker 3: I'm getting so many texts and calls from parents as well.
Speaker 2: Well, that's not how it works.
Speaker 3: School school drop off, Kierrie, you know, party.
Speaker 2: Mad luck Kirie, get yourself on the wait least all
Speaker 2: call up and sing for your slushy?
Speaker 3: Can you.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: Laila from Frankston has called good morning, Good morning. Have
Speaker 2: you got a song for us? Are you ready to go?
Speaker 14: Yep, I've got it ready, god go all right. It's
Speaker 14: a hard day, sounds blazing down walking through the streets
Speaker 14: of this little town. I'm feeling pot Gotta quance my thirst.
Speaker 14: A frosty tree, it is what I need. First, I
Speaker 14: need a slushy also called a rainbow swelder taste my bottles.
Speaker 14: Prushie magic flavors collide with every sip.
Speaker 18: I feel.
Speaker 2: Lailah. Wow, you can really see.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Moving on, Bianca sing for your slushy.
Speaker 2: You could cut her off to good money.
Speaker 3: A lot of people on. We're gonna hello, good morning.
Speaker 17: I go twenty baby, give me a slush for me
Speaker 17: so I can make a dactory sell me and you baby,
Speaker 17: just sat a little bit mixty for me and you
Speaker 17: let twenty baby.
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or does it feel like all the moms doing school
Speaker 3: drop off? Going on?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Ellie and kill or Ace.
Speaker 2: You got a slushy song?
Speaker 6: I sure do get.
Speaker 3: She's like, what a stupid question? Lauren?
Speaker 18: Are you ready?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I love my slushy.
Speaker 11: I make my liquid mushy.
Speaker 3: Give me my slushy.
Speaker 15: Min ain too fussy?
Speaker 2: Give me Ellie, you made my liquid mushy.
Speaker 3: Even a coward at home?
Speaker 6: I'm in a dungeon.
Speaker 2: A dungeon. Do you need a help?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it runs with the song.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Ellie, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Emma and Glenn Wavey Hello, Emma, Hello, here you going?
Speaker 1: How much do you want my slushy machine.
Speaker 7: I think it's coming to my house.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're sending it to all right, Clint, you have.
Speaker 7: A slushy and I'm let's just out. Yeah, you flash
Speaker 7: it around like a beep. I would know.
Speaker 9: And you made me write.
Speaker 7: Song for your show. That's fussy is a good from May?
Speaker 7: Yes and not no. Maggie's are in coffees out, I'll
Speaker 7: be up and not down. It's not wrong, just right.
Speaker 7: It's very black and white. We fight, we make up,
Speaker 7: just like kiss, we break.
Speaker 14: You don't really want to give.
Speaker 3: It to me?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Oh that is Katie Perry.
Speaker 3: This is okay.
Speaker 2: So these guys that we've got Catherine Laylor, the anchor,
Speaker 2: Ellie and Emma that we've heard from, there's a few
Speaker 2: more there. Should we just give them a crack?
Speaker 3: Right on? So? So what are we up to here?
Speaker 2: We've done all of these ons fall up, there's some
Speaker 2: I mean, should we just take another random month? There
Speaker 2: are any other goodies? Because guys, we've got twenty eight
Speaker 2: minutes left of this show and I don't want to
Speaker 2: do anything else. I'm serious.
Speaker 3: I got to tell you what we got it?
Speaker 2: We No, I don't want to do the rest of
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: I can narrow it down already.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'll tell you what. All right, we'll take
Speaker 3: one more batch after the break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Now do we need to pick some finalists
Speaker 2: from that? I've got to well, okay, I've got one.
Speaker 3: Well it's your slush slashing massoon.
Speaker 2: I thought it was our slush Oh, get your hands
Speaker 2: all right, Well, let's find this segment up now, because
Speaker 2: I don't want to do something I'm not in charge.
Speaker 5: No, I hand on heart.
Speaker 2: Think bianchor CLINTI, oh my ancher? Okay, Banks in the finals?
Speaker 18: All right?
Speaker 3: In the banchor is the one to beat?
Speaker 5: You choose YouTube.
Speaker 3: Look, let's just say this.
Speaker 5: We'll go Emma. That's no.
Speaker 2: I think they're two, okay. Emma was Emma the one
Speaker 2: that said, like did the Katy Perry so she wrote
Speaker 2: a whole song?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: The anchor and Emma in the final, they're the ones to.
Speaker 4: Be thirteen twenty four ten more chance to sing for
Speaker 4: your slushy next. This is ridiculous, ridiculous, possibly the stupidest
Speaker 4: thing we've done for weeks. We're even trying to get
Speaker 4: our hands for weeks till I kidding. For months, we've
Speaker 4: been trying to get our hands on the Ninja slushy
Speaker 4: machine because, let's be honest, we could do with another
Speaker 4: gadget in the kitchen.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Look, this Ninja slushy machine has fifty thousand people on
Speaker 2: the weight list. We've talked about it more than we've like,
Speaker 2: we talked about this more than when the Queen died.
Speaker 5: I reckon this is and milkshow Lizzie would have loved the.
Speaker 2: Slushy hocktails for PE's milkshake.
Speaker 3: Lizzie could have frozen her little g and she would
Speaker 3: have loved it, wouldn't she? She really? I could imagine
Speaker 3: this in the palace.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, we have one to give away because Clint
Speaker 2: managed to get his hands on one, and we love
Speaker 2: our listeners so much. We're absolutely thrilled up.
Speaker 3: So let's give it to the people, all right.
Speaker 2: If you want to win the Ninja Slushy magu which,
Speaker 2: like we said, has fifty thousand people on the weight list,
Speaker 2: you have to sing for your slushy.
Speaker 3: This is who you got to beat the anchor.
Speaker 17: Baby, give me a slash.
Speaker 3: Oh we got yes and not no.
Speaker 7: Maggie's are in coffees out. I'll be up and not down.
Speaker 7: It's not wrong, just right. It's very black and white.
Speaker 7: We we make up just like we brew.
Speaker 3: So thirteen twenty fourteen is our number.
Speaker 2: Write a song about it, Melvin for Sandra Slushy.
Speaker 3: All right, go to Geelong, did i? Jack?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 3: Are you you're twelve years old? Are you running late
Speaker 3: for school?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm in the car park right, Yeah, it's worth it.
Speaker 2: Frozen cokesil around Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be a
Speaker 2: hot weekend too great timing.
Speaker 3: It goes slushy education.
Speaker 2: All right, Jack, here's your crack at winning the Ninja slushy.
Speaker 18: Don't look okay, it's ninja cool and fast making slushies
Speaker 18: that all lot flavors, so bold, ice are smooth. Ninja Slushy.
Speaker 14: It's got the group.
Speaker 18: Splice the ice, mix it right, cool down with a slushy.
Speaker 18: Take a bite, Ninja Slushy. The drink is keen, perfectly
Speaker 18: chilled with the cool machine.
Speaker 1: Oh Jackie, rap, well done, Jack, No mind something different
Speaker 1: at thirteen twenty four ten Seeing Feet Slushy Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Okay, Anthea and Karen downs, we know you want one
Speaker 2: of these. Give it a crack.
Speaker 9: I'll take my slushy, my margarita, salty, sir, I'm sweet,
Speaker 9: your crushed ice is for me, your crushed ice before me.
Speaker 5: Almost that is that is a very three of these things.
Speaker 2: That is an excellent attemptment. Okay, guys, it's that's it.
Speaker 2: That's there final, that's decision. So we've got Emma bing
Speaker 2: Clinty Baby. Emma did Hot and Cold Katy, Perry Jack
Speaker 2: did like a slushy ram and Anthea just did what
Speaker 2: was that song? You're too sweet? Look, I don't know
Speaker 2: one time crazier. So we've got one to three four
Speaker 2: boys producers, is it?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 3: I think we're all thinking the same correct.
Speaker 5: Look at me.
Speaker 2: I don't know, will you? We often disagree on things.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I'm pleased to say, but you have to.
Speaker 2: Sing it again. We need the winner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm pleased to say that the winner. I'm
Speaker 1: so nervous of Sandra Slushy something nobody in Melbourne can
Speaker 1: get their hands on.
Speaker 2: Anthea, congratulations, Can you sing the song one more time?
Speaker 3: Your hand? Let's enjoy the moment for a second. What
Speaker 3: what are you going to do with Sandra's slushy on
Speaker 3: the weekend. You having paid all over, Well, I've stop.
Speaker 9: A sixtius coming up at the end of stable and
Speaker 9: I think it will be a fantastic edition.
Speaker 2: What are you going to put in it? A frozen
Speaker 2: margarita or I.
Speaker 9: Think numerous cocktails?
Speaker 3: All right, you've got to take us.
Speaker 4: All right, drama, Okay, Thank you to everyone who tried
Speaker 4: to sing for the Slushy Maker.
Speaker 3: It's some great songs. This is possibly our favorite segment
Speaker 3: we've ever done.
Speaker 1: Just with added gusto. This morning, Anthea, please take us
Speaker 1: to the break. Congratulations are winner of Sandra Slushie Anthia
Speaker 1: from Karen down.
Speaker 9: I'll take my flash my margarita, Saltia and sweet You're
Speaker 9: crushed Us is for me. You're crushed us for me.
Speaker 3: Well done, Appia.
Speaker 2: You enjoyed. It's cracking weather this weekend. Let's make sure
Speaker 2: we get it out to it today. Please need it
Speaker 2: for the hate wave.
Speaker 3: Got on your doll, there you go. Any's going to
Speaker 3: hands and then just slushy machine. This is over.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Melbourne. You are on the air with Jason Lauren.
Speaker 4: We're doing it thanks to our mates. It's already express.
Speaker 4: What a day, blue sky, sunshine, tops of thirty one.
Speaker 3: We are going for We.
Speaker 2: Need a weekend to slip, slop and slap because it
Speaker 2: is going to be hot all weekend. In fact, next
Speaker 2: week is going to be magnificent.
Speaker 3: You are such a mum of the team.
Speaker 2: Well you need to.
Speaker 3: That's good, Don't get me wrong. I think that's great.
Speaker 2: Remember the old ad slip slap, slap, slip on a shirt,
Speaker 2: slap on sunscreen and slap on a hard slip slap slap.
Speaker 2: Does anyone remember that no Irish.
Speaker 5: Slips?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that? I'm pretty sure do you remember it?
Speaker 3: Don't?
Speaker 2: Clacks just walked in, so it again and then I
Speaker 2: got another one? Dump dun out a boat? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that was put on your sunscreen. Do you remember?
Speaker 3: Slip again?
Speaker 2: Slap, slip on of shirt, slap on sunscreen and slap
Speaker 2: on a hat. Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Was that a pelican? Involve a pelican?
Speaker 2: You gotta remember the slip, slop slap?
Speaker 5: What inspired this?
Speaker 2: Tell you why we're supposed to be talking about you
Speaker 2: going to Kylie Minog last night and you were in
Speaker 2: the stre I needed to fill.
Speaker 5: It's better.
Speaker 3: The light thousands sold out, road labor sold out.
Speaker 5: It was heaving I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: She played all of the bangers, including dating right back
Speaker 1: to Locomotion in the eighties, went off the most, probably
Speaker 1: better the Devil, you know it was pretty good. All
Speaker 1: others was fantastic.
Speaker 3: Finish.
Speaker 2: Can you show us how you dance?
Speaker 5: I'm stead of holding a camera phone because I had
Speaker 5: to get some vision for the Today.
Speaker 10: Show to roll.
Speaker 2: They to have the cameraman out there.
Speaker 5: I don't think anyway.
Speaker 3: Is this gonna be like one of those movies I'm
Speaker 3: buying Bali and just around?
Speaker 2: Can you hear the person singing that film.
Speaker 5: Holding the cameraphone?
Speaker 2: Looks like you're at Marti Gras?
Speaker 3: Wait to hear you singing in the background.
Speaker 2: Did you have your Kylie wine in the other hands?
Speaker 5: Kylie Rose?
Speaker 2: Kylie Rose, did you have some of that?
Speaker 3: Did you closed? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Close the eyes for a bit way.
Speaker 2: Did you imagine you're at Mardi Gras?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Are you in Sydney for mar Kylee's shows over Marti
Speaker 2: grad Does that seem like a clash?
Speaker 5: Well, they just you know, it's the best of both worlds.
Speaker 2: All my gay friends can't decide what to go to
Speaker 2: that must do both.
Speaker 5: But my flight today, my flights at two get in
Speaker 5: early love that Hey did.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about getting early.
Speaker 3: Up to Sydney? Did they bring out Jason?
Speaker 4: Jason Great, Jason Donovan and Carli and I remember it
Speaker 4: on the Neighbour's Days.
Speaker 1: I think it was like in terms of television viewing audience,
Speaker 1: it was extraordinary, like two million plus.
Speaker 5: That that moment.
Speaker 2: We've got some bad news for Jason Donovan. Remember they
Speaker 2: all came back for the reunions. Remember you and I
Speaker 2: watched the reunion together.
Speaker 3: It was the final neighbor it's the final names, not the.
Speaker 2: Reunion yet the Fairwell, it wasn't the reunion, it was
Speaker 2: the final lap. We watched it together. Madge came back
Speaker 2: from the grape. She was a ghost, was she really?
Speaker 2: She was a ghost. But Kylie came back and she
Speaker 2: didn't say anything either, But she wasn't ago she went
Speaker 2: oh wow or something. What did Kylie say?
Speaker 5: I think it was.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she was.
Speaker 5: She was over with Trumpy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she was in it was Nae brou
Speaker 2: was in it anyway. So remember it got cut and
Speaker 2: then it came back. Yes, well, some bad news. What's
Speaker 2: happening iconic Ozzie. So this has just just been dropped
Speaker 2: iconic Aussie soap Neighbors asked from air again after the
Speaker 2: Bible was.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: It was originally asked in twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: Two and then it had a bit of a sabbatical.
Speaker 2: It's now been reported it's been asked again, according to
Speaker 2: the Sun in the UK, after Fremantle and Amazon have
Speaker 2: failed to come to terms with a new deal. I mean,
Speaker 2: won't somebody think about doctor Carl and Susan.
Speaker 5: It's gone the way of Madge.
Speaker 3: I think when Tody said when that was it to quit?
Speaker 3: Total left?
Speaker 2: Okay, well we don't need to think too much about
Speaker 2: him then, but doctor Carl and Susan are still on it.
Speaker 4: I feel for those people that live in that cul
Speaker 4: de sac here in course. Yeah, this film Trucks is
Speaker 4: not filming.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a sad we have another finale. Do you
Speaker 2: think I do think they'll bring Madge the Ghost back?
Speaker 4: Do you want to peek behind the filming curtain secrets
Speaker 4: of Neighbors? Because I went on the back lot.
Speaker 5: Don't tell I thought you went on the bus tour?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Does that still run down? In none?
Speaker 3: Still running?
Speaker 4: We must go on the last you know, the swimming
Speaker 4: pools at the back of the houses on neighbors. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's just way steep, so the actors kneel in them if.
Speaker 2: They they're not actually at the back of the houses
Speaker 2: though they're they're on a set.
Speaker 3: They're on a set.
Speaker 2: When the last time I watched it, a peak behind
Speaker 2: the cur looked very much like a set. On the
Speaker 2: barbecue scene I was watching, it looked a bit play schooly.
Speaker 3: Remember the O C film and with the big pool
Speaker 3: infinity pool. Yeah, that was on the back set as well.
Speaker 3: And thenneel that kneel in.
Speaker 2: The pooln't see their legs gets you.
Speaker 3: Lower the camera.
Speaker 5: Oh so in the court, I'm assuming they just used
Speaker 5: the court for the streets in the front.
Speaker 2: They're never going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to become a normal street here in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Do you think Kylie and Guy Pierce will go back
Speaker 2: for another farewell? They've done their dawn.
Speaker 3: I think that's done. That's done.
Speaker 5: Just give us one more look.
Speaker 3: Welcome home, Kylie and a big shout out to everyone.
Speaker 3: I went along to Rod.
Speaker 2: Labor last night and by yeah, no night Saturday night
Speaker 2: as well. Glorious glorious scenes Rod Labor.
Speaker 5: Outfits great outfits.
Speaker 2: Was the crowd young?
Speaker 5: Oh it's getting a little older.
Speaker 2: Happy Friday, everybody, How good the weekend is upon us?
Speaker 3: We are off to the aport. Do you want to carp?
Speaker 2: Are you both going to the airport?
Speaker 5: I've just meeting the food court, done driving to the
Speaker 5: airport with.
Speaker 2: So you're going to bos for a lad's weekend.
Speaker 1: You like to get to the airport four days before
Speaker 1: you fin I'm just I just don't want to be
Speaker 1: running to the plane.
Speaker 3: Or did you say to me the other day? Says
Speaker 3: on the olinery is supposed to get there nineteen minutes
Speaker 3: before the fly?
Speaker 2: Can you turn like an old married couple. I don't
Speaker 2: know many couples that don't fight trying to get to
Speaker 2: the airp.
Speaker 3: I reckon Lu and I about our peak fights at
Speaker 3: airport check.
Speaker 2: Wait, and I don't want to go on this holiday.
Speaker 2: I'm not going. And you get on the plane and
Speaker 2: I don't even look.
Speaker 3: We've had that walking to the gate.
Speaker 5: There's nothing worse than starting a holiday stressed.
Speaker 2: Everyone does. Everyone does because you need the holiday and
Speaker 2: the days leading up to it. Alike.
Speaker 3: Did you pack? Yes, of course I packed. It's always
Speaker 3: me left to pack.
Speaker 2: You never packed such a trainer so clean to enjoy
Speaker 2: a single life.
Speaker 3: I always feel like we're moving overseas when we go
Speaker 3: on a holiday because we take that much.
Speaker 2: Oh what about what You've got to buy new suitcases
Speaker 2: overseas because somehow you can't fit everything in that you
Speaker 2: managed to fit in on the way over, yet.
Speaker 3: You only wore the same short.
Speaker 2: It's because you're scrunched.
Speaker 15: On the way.
Speaker 1: Is going through security and being asked to pull something
Speaker 1: from the bag a rifle through your rege.
Speaker 3: Graund I like the new one. Now, how the deodorant
Speaker 3: can everything can start?
Speaker 2: But then there's the people that take it all out
Speaker 2: and you're like, did you not listen? They said leave
Speaker 2: everything in the back. You don't need to unpack it
Speaker 2: one by one.
Speaker 4: Great video saw online the other day. These guys you
Speaker 4: shouldn't mack around with their port security.
Speaker 2: Is that the woman that went through the X ray
Speaker 2: machine that's gone viral this week, No, put her whole
Speaker 2: body in it. She's laying on looking them. I'm not
Speaker 2: taking all this stuff off. Here I go and they're
Speaker 2: trying to pull her out.
Speaker 3: No, these these guys just gaffe tate the dilly to
Speaker 3: a aerosol can so.
Speaker 2: That way, it's like, oh yeah, people set up their
Speaker 2: friends so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Is this your Rex Sitner? That's right.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being.
Speaker 4: Look have a great weekend. Whatever you're getting up to.
Speaker 4: Big shout out heading to Kylie. I should back on tonight.
Speaker 2: Have a beautiful weekend in Melbourne. I know Jason's off
Speaker 2: to Brizzy. You're off to Sydney. I'll be here and
Speaker 2: I'm up to the Melbourne Art Show this afternoon.
Speaker 5: Are you looking to purchase?
Speaker 2: I'm looking to see what's okay? I love I love glory.
Speaker 4: They have those those pictures where you got to look
Speaker 4: at them and stare and then it pops out.
Speaker 2: Magic guy. That's sick. I could never do the most
Speaker 2: to pretend I could see. I'd lie look at the
Speaker 2: opera House.
Speaker 3: No, it's an elephant.
Speaker 2: Oh it looks the same to me.
Speaker 3: Oh I can see it.
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend, Melbourne. Thanks for joining the fun
Speaker 2: with us this week A wild ride.
Speaker 4: Absolutely anything you missed you can grab the podcast or
Speaker 4: check out our socials.
Speaker 3: Well see my name, bye.
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