Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne Way, Melbourn.
Speaker 2: Jason, Lauren, start your morning the right away be great.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Laurenn Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, and welcome you a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Good morning. How are we all?
Speaker 3: We are good? Good morning, Good morning mister standaway.
Speaker 4: School holidays. We've got your other son in this morning.
Speaker 1: Peeling, Yes, yes, Hello, Felix how Old's Felix.
Speaker 3: Felix is.
Speaker 4: Twelve eleven twelve this year.
Speaker 3: Twelve this year yep, yep. So what have we got?
Speaker 5: Nine years to Vegas? Promised him free twenty first to take.
Speaker 3: It to Vegas.
Speaker 2: Bring your kids in here. Maybe you should take your
Speaker 2: other kids. Lauren and I are home with you today.
Speaker 2: No thanks, We should just do it that you can
Speaker 2: look after us at in your mansion.
Speaker 1: You know what he's bought two days in a row,
Speaker 1: a child each day. We should get to bring a
Speaker 1: friend in.
Speaker 2: Oh, we shoulde or the dogs, the dogs.
Speaker 3: Bring the dogs in. I love the dogs.
Speaker 1: I think we should bring a friend in. Friend dogs
Speaker 1: dogs are for everyone. Everyone loves dogs.
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, school holidays. I'm slowly working through things that
Speaker 3: get Archie one day, the liability, the three year old
Speaker 3: will not be coming in. That's fine, we can do that.
Speaker 3: He likes Buttons and I just know you like his dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we want Archie just because.
Speaker 4: We love Felix, but we want.
Speaker 3: Be careful what you wish for. Hey guys, big news,
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga is coming.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Lady Gaga. Love love, love, love love.
Speaker 1: She sort of teased the announce of this tour for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 4: It is happening.
Speaker 1: She is coming to Melbourne and we have your tickets.
Speaker 5: That's right, first tickets in town to see Lady Gaga
Speaker 5: when she plays Melbourne. Coming up in the show, we
Speaker 5: will play Lady Gaga when we do you ring, you win.
Speaker 5: It is that easy easy.
Speaker 2: One of the most memorable concerts I ever went to
Speaker 2: was Lady Gaga really because she just does it all
Speaker 2: that amazing. She puts on a show. I think the
Speaker 2: last show I went to was when she entered rod
Speaker 2: Laver Arena through a gigantic.
Speaker 1: Oh with the next boyfriend she came.
Speaker 2: The concert was a world back onto the stage through
Speaker 2: a gigantic pair of legs, as in.
Speaker 3: The legs open and she was born, birthed onto the sta.
Speaker 4: I was born this way.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: It was very memorable jays. You could see a crowding.
Speaker 3: Crowning.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was her, he mum right, someone
Speaker 2: was outing on the stage.
Speaker 3: Well there you go.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the shirt that was when she wore the
Speaker 2: meat didn't she She wore something strange that night, but anyway,
Speaker 2: she strange things.
Speaker 1: Dress was the VMA that's right, do you reckon?
Speaker 5: They had like one of the Sushi Mango boys out
Speaker 5: the back with the meat slicele what was that fresh?
Speaker 2: It was a lot chunkier than that, Like.
Speaker 4: She Mango boys be doing that.
Speaker 5: Just you know, if I had to ring someone to
Speaker 5: help make me a meat dress, like they're Italian, they'd
Speaker 5: be walking around with prosudo.
Speaker 3: Everywhere they go.
Speaker 2: In that way.
Speaker 1: I could not make a connection between Lady Gaga and
Speaker 1: Sushi Mango boys.
Speaker 3: Sort of, anyone meat slicer it'd be there.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 2: It wasn't it looked like a steak. That was a job.
Speaker 3: I wasn't like a Peter.
Speaker 2: So anyway, very heavy, very heavy kind of dress coming
Speaker 2: to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your chance to win Gaga tickets.
Speaker 5: A little bit later on in the show, We've got
Speaker 5: a big one coming up today. We're going to be
Speaker 5: priving the Pope. Our resident friendly police officer, Cheesy is
Speaker 5: in after seven this morning. My eleven year old's got
Speaker 5: questions for him.
Speaker 4: Actually, Cheesey can't wait to see him.
Speaker 5: He's coming up a big show coming up this morning.
Speaker 5: We mentioned before we're going to be priving the propos
Speaker 5: after seven.
Speaker 3: Also, Lady Gaga tickets on the way as well.
Speaker 2: Guys, I had a very rogue television night last night.
Speaker 4: You know, for the first time in a long time,
Speaker 4: we didn't turn a television.
Speaker 2: Really once talk to each other.
Speaker 1: Not more.
Speaker 4: So, we didn't even bother.
Speaker 2: It's very unsettling. When one of your shows finished.
Speaker 4: We actually talked to each other and then went to bed.
Speaker 1: But did you Yeah, I was it was we felt
Speaker 1: we don't even want to news. I mean, if this
Speaker 1: is the music you play, will you lie next to
Speaker 1: your partner and scroll your iPhone?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 3: Okay? Right?
Speaker 2: Oh what he'scrolling?
Speaker 4: No? Have TikTok? Anyway, what were you?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 2: I did the news into it, as I do every night,
Speaker 2: habit into the debates being Alban Easy versus Dutto. It
Speaker 2: was on Sky, so that's why a lot of people
Speaker 2: probably missing.
Speaker 4: I didn't know it was on publicized that it was.
Speaker 2: Look it was, it was, but it wasn't. There wasn't
Speaker 2: much hype.
Speaker 4: I watched the presidential debate.
Speaker 2: It's much the same, I know, But why was I?
Speaker 1: Why was I more into that than this question?
Speaker 3: Really good question about it because it's trumpy.
Speaker 4: I mean I would have watched that I've known, but
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 2: So news first into debate, into first episode of white
Speaker 2: load of season three because I'm so far behind.
Speaker 4: Now it's a good time.
Speaker 2: What a mix, what a rogue television?
Speaker 4: Didn't diggle and on holidays.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about the debate because inside the room it
Speaker 2: was like a sort of town hall style forum when
Speaker 2: they had live audience and the audience fired the questions
Speaker 2: at Dutton. Right, So that's why they call it a
Speaker 2: bit of a town hall set up. But there undred
Speaker 2: undecided voters, right.
Speaker 3: I can see you being a mediator on one of those.
Speaker 2: Thankfully it was the exceptional Kieran Gilbert from Sky Gilbert,
Speaker 2: Tim Gilbert's his brother.
Speaker 3: Oh you're right, Sarah Arbo do one last time?
Speaker 2: She did?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So usually they have two or three in each network
Speaker 2: take it in turns to host one brand.
Speaker 3: Daniel do channel teen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they should have Todd Woodbridge from channel nine
Speaker 1: tipping point. The tipping point, can you imagine, get Elbow
Speaker 1: and Dao on the tipping.
Speaker 2: One hundred undecided voters and then at the end those
Speaker 2: voters vote, they vote for a winner. So on this occasion,
Speaker 2: the undecided voters voted forty four thirty five in favor
Speaker 2: of the PM in favor of Elbow, so he had
Speaker 2: a pretty handy win. There were still twenty one people
Speaker 2: undecided who thought, do.
Speaker 1: You know what, Oh, come on, surely they just have
Speaker 1: to make well, just put it.
Speaker 5: Exactly, make a vote unless they ticked the box.
Speaker 2: But what followed was a propaganda storm on the Twitters
Speaker 2: and the Instagrams and the tiktoks and the facebooks of
Speaker 2: the world. The Liberal Party decided to do a trumpet
Speaker 2: and declared Peter Dutton the winner. Right, because they just thought,
Speaker 2: chuck it on social.
Speaker 1: Media cares campaign, we can say dutto one.
Speaker 2: So now they're in a bit of they're in a
Speaker 2: bit of strife today for trying to influence the outcome
Speaker 2: of the debate.
Speaker 3: Is it a little bit reminiscent of radio shows on
Speaker 3: survey Day. We're we're number one.
Speaker 2: The West Green I think Duddo was number one with
Speaker 2: sixty plus.
Speaker 4: I mean they're still part of it.
Speaker 2: It is it is.
Speaker 4: So when's the next one? Because I'll be sure to tuney.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe we could go the question askers and
Speaker 1: the button.
Speaker 2: For ah, the moderator how long.
Speaker 3: To go for?
Speaker 4: No, not the moderators, just to debate.
Speaker 2: What would you here you go question each What would
Speaker 2: you ask?
Speaker 3: How much longer is this going to go?
Speaker 2: For Lauren? I would ask, here we go?
Speaker 4: Oh god, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Miss Phillips. No, shoot, but don't shoot.
Speaker 3: Actually, where do you sit on a three day weekend?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about a four day week working week?
Speaker 3: You got my boat.
Speaker 4: I'm also happy to work from home. I'm cool with that.
Speaker 4: Breakfast radio hosts against that.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he's for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah he's noney Moore.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, he's flips. He's flipp he's gone back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just going twelve past six.
Speaker 3: Clem makesure keeps in the loop on the next one.
Speaker 4: When is the next one?
Speaker 2: I assume it's a couple of weeks. May third, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's coming to next week.
Speaker 3: Then we get rid of all those silly little ads
Speaker 3: spoken by Jas Hawkins for the Navor Party.
Speaker 4: Yes, just ridiculous patriots of Trumpet?
Speaker 2: What is the patriot of trumpet?
Speaker 1: Guys, it's five Palmer's.
Speaker 2: Party, But what is a patriot?
Speaker 1: He thought it would make people trump Donald Trump, and
Speaker 1: and it might.
Speaker 4: I did hear an interview with him?
Speaker 5: He was sorry, sorry, sorry? Did I just did? I
Speaker 5: just catch it out of the corner of my eye.
Speaker 5: You were talking about Clive Palmer and our executive producer
Speaker 5: Brady put his fist in the air, like, yes.
Speaker 2: I love the ad. Do you trumping the patriots?
Speaker 3: We've got a we've got a fans.
Speaker 1: Clive Palmers started Dinosaur Park or something. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Clive Palmer had his own like movie world starle like Google.
Speaker 2: It was a resort. Was he roaming?
Speaker 9: Not?
Speaker 4: Yes, haven't you seen this, Jas?
Speaker 3: It was a resort in Queensland. No, that was like australas.
Speaker 1: With Clive Palmer resorts.
Speaker 5: Clive, so it's a resort and then amongst the resort
Speaker 5: was giant sculptures of Dinas resort.
Speaker 2: With age seeing him and.
Speaker 1: His Dick Chino saw park.
Speaker 3: You ready, yep?
Speaker 1: Billionaire Clive Palmer's Palmas Saurus Dinosaur Park featured one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty animated replica dinosaurs and was located at these
Speaker 1: cool and resort in Queensland Sunshine.
Speaker 2: He said, someone ready to run dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: It was called parma Sur.
Speaker 4: Parmasur.
Speaker 3: Just gone quarter bout six.
Speaker 5: Well, good morning Melbourne. It is just gone twenty three
Speaker 5: to seven. She's going to find up to be a
Speaker 5: good looking date today.
Speaker 1: A little bit of cloud around, yes, the warm weather.
Speaker 4: He's coming back Melbourne getting excited.
Speaker 2: What happened to you this morning, Lauren? Because you're usually
Speaker 2: the last in the door. My first one here really
Speaker 2: threw me, really threw me. I was the last year
Speaker 2: I never collected the bronze.
Speaker 3: But of you don't know, you change your clocks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's his first one.
Speaker 3: You like.
Speaker 2: The hair is doing stuff that it's never done.
Speaker 1: Last night with my hair and a wet in a
Speaker 1: braid and I've worken up this morning and it's very
Speaker 1: fluffy and crazy.
Speaker 2: Look I like it. Look at that it's very curly.
Speaker 3: So you're just missing the little colored things you know
Speaker 3: when you go to Fiji.
Speaker 1: And braids.
Speaker 2: That look at the moment isn't it.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think this is in fashion. I think this
Speaker 1: is just look a bit like I'm in the league
Speaker 1: of her own this morning baseball T shirt.
Speaker 3: That's not baseball.
Speaker 4: That's a La Breat movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a crackers and field of dreams, dreams.
Speaker 3: If you build it.
Speaker 4: They will come.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 5: Nice work, Hey, guys, very important week this week it
Speaker 5: is Anti street Harassment Week. I think it's really important
Speaker 5: to highlight things like this and just remind people, you know,
Speaker 5: to have these heavy conversations. Laurel Paris is committed to
Speaker 5: ending street harassment through their Bystander Intervention training in partnership
Speaker 5: with Plan International, and look, we caught up for a
Speaker 5: very special podcast with their ambassador this year.
Speaker 3: His name is Terrang.
Speaker 5: He's thirty eight years old and back in twenty fifteen
Speaker 5: he lost his sister, Nikki. She was murdered by her husband,
Speaker 5: which is just horrific, horrific.
Speaker 3: We spoke to him about this campaign which is so
Speaker 3: important and how you can get involved yourself.
Speaker 10: And for a lot of guys, we don't go through
Speaker 10: the world like that, right, we'd want the same for
Speaker 10: all the women in our lives, right, That's what a
Speaker 10: lot of the good men will tell me that I
Speaker 10: don't want the women that I know, or any woman
Speaker 10: to have to go through life feeling scared, right, just
Speaker 10: trying to get to the shops. You know, these are
Speaker 10: basic every day do I say their money? They're boring
Speaker 10: things that we have to do every day, right, And
Speaker 10: if you're self selecting out of that because you're worried
Speaker 10: about what could happen, it's just an awful reality to
Speaker 10: live in. And this is happening to seventy eight percent
Speaker 10: of austrained women.
Speaker 2: It's an education piece for a lot of us, yeah,
Speaker 2: and including us as in.
Speaker 1: To teach people what to do and how to stand
Speaker 1: up if you see inappropriate behavior, whether it's with someone
Speaker 1: you know or a stranger on the street.
Speaker 5: If you go to Lorel Paris dot com dot au
Speaker 5: forward slash stand up, it looks like ten to fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5: But it's an education that I think we all need.
Speaker 5: And there is a special interview with Terang on.
Speaker 3: Our podcast feed. If you want to go and have
Speaker 3: a listen, just search Jason.
Speaker 2: Lauren Strange stuff going on overseas in the United States. Jase,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard or saw overnight. But
Speaker 2: Trumpy has now increased the tariff on China. He's doubled down.
Speaker 2: He's doubled down, more than double down. It's now one
Speaker 2: hundred and two percent. Was there a new chart? Was
Speaker 2: he long he needs another charge?
Speaker 4: But actually one hundred and.
Speaker 2: So Now countries from right the way around the world,
Speaker 2: including Australia, are now negotiating with the White House. I
Speaker 2: think there's seventy active negotiations underway right now.
Speaker 3: A lot of zoom meetings.
Speaker 2: But he's banning a lot of things, banning a lot
Speaker 2: of things in this what now All This article raised
Speaker 2: a few eyebrows because new laws could soon be passed
Speaker 2: in America as part of what he's described as the
Speaker 2: Make America Great Again crackdown, which targets people's sex lives
Speaker 2: and saying sex lives, I'm talking adult sex toys.
Speaker 4: Adult toys. Now, I saw this story, right, What do.
Speaker 3: You mean we're getting to tariff from most.
Speaker 1: No, he's saying, you can have a maximum of six,
Speaker 1: so you can have as.
Speaker 2: You're telling me, you can get six into your shopping basket.
Speaker 3: But no more.
Speaker 1: But you can buy as many guns as you want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's a limit on Adult Toy.
Speaker 3: Well, their weapons what a master strip?
Speaker 4: Explain what you mean.
Speaker 2: The push to make for instance, let's let's say vibrators
Speaker 2: much harder, uh, for want of a better for major
Speaker 2: retailers like Walmart, stock to stock.
Speaker 3: It's just like the toilet paper cap, you know when
Speaker 3: we were only.
Speaker 1: Yes, So what he's saying you can't sell them in
Speaker 1: like grocery stores.
Speaker 4: But how many can you buy? Is it six?
Speaker 2: There is a cap? He's introducing a cap of six.
Speaker 4: Look, six at a time.
Speaker 2: You can only have six, six at a time in
Speaker 2: the basket.
Speaker 1: Imagine being the checkout chick going sorry, you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to return one of them. Donald Trump says you can
Speaker 1: only have six. But if you'd like to buy seven
Speaker 1: guns today, help yourself?
Speaker 3: Like what, Look, I'm no way on trumpy side, but
Speaker 3: do you need to buy more than six at a time?
Speaker 4: Well, it's none of your business.
Speaker 2: We are doing at home, Hey guys, I mean, if
Speaker 2: you're in Target, you're going to buy a CD or something?
Speaker 4: Whoa CD?
Speaker 2: Oh just stumbled into the vibrator.
Speaker 4: The Adult Toy Isle.
Speaker 3: Executive producer Brody has brought in some photo of a
Speaker 3: pop quiz what's that that is called the adjustable lesh loop.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's called an erection enhancing lasso, like a ted lasso.
Speaker 4: Like a lassoo. For all the cowboy lovers out there.
Speaker 3: It's just I guess that's for the men.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, says what's that about eving a horse
Speaker 1: and riding a cowboy?
Speaker 6: Again?
Speaker 4: Another one?
Speaker 2: What's the point of this?
Speaker 3: Sorry? This is just some of the things that are
Speaker 3: on sale these days.
Speaker 1: It is an egg for men.
Speaker 4: Boiled egg.
Speaker 1: These egg toys don't even look like toys, but they'll
Speaker 1: definitely get your hard boiled.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: I don't think they should be selling them in a
Speaker 5: pack of six that actually look like you.
Speaker 3: Do a pack of eggs.
Speaker 2: What's I don't understand?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm guessing those eggs.
Speaker 4: Do you read the description?
Speaker 5: You will when you put it there and you meant to,
Speaker 5: I think it goes yeah, and then you.
Speaker 1: Even on their own descriptions. We're still quite sure how
Speaker 1: these work. No, but apparently each egg has a different
Speaker 1: internal texture.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's why they're selling them in packs of six.
Speaker 2: Depending on your mood.
Speaker 1: I'll get your hard boiled, get your bit clucky A
Speaker 1: kissy carpet.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's a mercan.
Speaker 3: Oh is that what it is? It looks like a
Speaker 3: miniature version of that carpet we're talking about.
Speaker 2: The other day.
Speaker 3: It goes the base of the toilet.
Speaker 1: I think this is a red merchant.
Speaker 2: This might be a little smaller than the we mates.
Speaker 4: Don't worry for it's not your color because we have
Speaker 4: them in other funds.
Speaker 2: Again, so what's the point of this.
Speaker 3: We're just we're just going through some of the things
Speaker 3: that are on that. Well.
Speaker 1: What we're going to do, Clint is if you could
Speaker 1: only have five, which five would you?
Speaker 2: Okay? Is this corn? This is oh? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what is that one that's called the corn holder? No,
Speaker 2: it's a corn No, it's look, it's caught on the cob.
Speaker 2: It looks like it's called the It says it's.
Speaker 1: Made from a bad minton handle. So it's not a
Speaker 1: holder chew toy. It's a cob of corn with someone's
Speaker 1: made that on Etsy.
Speaker 3: No, oh, you can't be buying these on Etsy.
Speaker 2: No, grip on. It looks like a tennis racket, that's
Speaker 2: what it says.
Speaker 4: It's a bad minton handle.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, hey, oh yeah, I'm interested to see
Speaker 2: where you go with this? Ja?
Speaker 1: Where on earth are you finding me?
Speaker 2: Look silly?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our numbers?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 2: So we wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, We've got on our screen like a direct
Speaker 1: mirror of his computer screen, and he has made a
Speaker 1: PowerPoint called toys. Did you just happen to have this
Speaker 1: on your computer anyway? Or was that for this segment?
Speaker 2: I even put sound. I even put slight effects on it,
Speaker 2: like the swoo shirt comes in and out, because.
Speaker 3: What I didn't know there was sound? Thirteen twenty fourten.
Speaker 3: Can we talk adult toy shopping?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sure, have yours been found?
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone's I think it's all online these days,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 3: No, people are still going into shops, the shops by.
Speaker 4: Them in the shops.
Speaker 2: There's adult shops everywhere.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's been a real movement that in
Speaker 1: like women's beauty exactly. You can buy all of these
Speaker 1: adult toys on like a door beauty on like a
Speaker 1: lot of the stores.
Speaker 5: Thirty twenty four let's talk toy shopping? Did you run
Speaker 5: into someone you know? Did someone find your little hall?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten is.
Speaker 4: Out told you had too many in your bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, sir.
Speaker 2: Have you got to leave some for.
Speaker 3: The rest of us?
Speaker 2: Have you got a corn hole? In return?
Speaker 3: I've got a condo vouchers pay less so you can
Speaker 3: play more of this Easter thanks to add Conda.
Speaker 6: I'll be thrilled.
Speaker 3: Twenty four ten is our number toy shopping. What happened
Speaker 3: to you? We're talking adult shopping.
Speaker 2: Because Trumpy in America wants to make it more difficult
Speaker 2: for people to purchase adult toy toys, all of them.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number if you had
Speaker 5: dramas when adult shopping or with your adult purchases.
Speaker 2: Because there's as you drive out to the airport, I
Speaker 2: know there's quite a large retailer, aren't that way? Sexy
Speaker 2: Land on the left hand side.
Speaker 3: My kids sing the.
Speaker 1: Jingle what this jingle here right now?
Speaker 2: To take me out?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good on?
Speaker 4: You get out to see.
Speaker 2: It's a real education.
Speaker 3: It's a catchy one.
Speaker 4: Find all kinds of things there, you know how.
Speaker 3: Like when you're a kid, you'd see businesses along with the
Speaker 3: ribe when you're driving.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And we had friends in the car the other day
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh god, we're going past it. Please
Speaker 5: don't see police, don't see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, Alana and Lara, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: What happened to you?
Speaker 6: So mine's not shopping. I still live with my parents.
Speaker 6: I'm at Uni and everything. So when when we were
Speaker 6: moving house a few months ago, I was going through
Speaker 6: my drawers and I found, you know, an item, and
Speaker 6: my you know, dad was coming into the room, so
Speaker 6: I panicked and threw it into one of my boxes.
Speaker 6: Fast forward to when we're unpacking the house. I happened
Speaker 6: to be at work and my mum and my godmother
Speaker 6: had gone to you know, unpack and help the house up.
Speaker 6: I told my mum later that and I was like, hey,
Speaker 6: how did everything go? She's like, yeah, good. You know
Speaker 6: your auntie found.
Speaker 1: You know, your little what with the kitchen in the lingerde.
Speaker 6: Draw no, with my clothes, And I didn't think anything
Speaker 6: of it because I completely forgot about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at least it was your auntie and not dad.
Speaker 6: It's less oh no, because she picked it up and
Speaker 6: ran out and told my mum and then ran out.
Speaker 5: And told my dad and the whole day what are
Speaker 5: they eight years old?
Speaker 6: She was like, oh no, could I found? And everyone
Speaker 6: just laughed it off. But as soon as I heard
Speaker 6: my mom saying, my partner and I just looked at
Speaker 6: each other and we were like, yeah, we know what
Speaker 6: she's gonna do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Oh well you've moved out at home now,
Speaker 1: it's none of their business what you're.
Speaker 3: Doing, Chloe in packing them good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: And so I was at the shop having a great
Speaker 7: look and then I get a phone call from my
Speaker 7: four kids, who were on the bus phone from school,
Speaker 7: going Mum, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Wait? Where did you Did they see you going into Sexyland?
Speaker 7: No, they were on the bus and I thought, I'll
Speaker 7: quickly picking the friday school pick up. They go, what
Speaker 7: did you go to the local adult shop?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: Mom, you've got life three sixty on. No, I knew
Speaker 7: you still did it.
Speaker 5: Well, that's that's on them for tracking Mom, you exactly
Speaker 5: And they.
Speaker 7: Go, what are you doing in there?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 7: Dad made me.
Speaker 1: Ask your father. That's the best deflection all your father.
Speaker 3: Twenty buck says, Dad doesn't know about that. Sad wouldn't
Speaker 3: have a clothing And that's that's on the kids.
Speaker 1: If you're saying you've already got four kids, you don't
Speaker 1: need any more.
Speaker 4: The way to go.
Speaker 3: You should have went to the shop a couple Yes, hello,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 2: Good morning. What happened to you saying awkward?
Speaker 6: I hope a little.
Speaker 12: Bit of a backstory. I lived at home with both
Speaker 12: my parents, and my dad had recently had an affair
Speaker 12: on mom.
Speaker 4: Oop dad, naughty dad. Dads in the.
Speaker 12: Thing, but they I went into the Sexy Land and
Speaker 12: funny enough, who was at the other side of the store.
Speaker 12: It was actually him. He had a whip in his hand,
Speaker 12: and I literally just froze. I run to the corner
Speaker 12: of the store.
Speaker 4: Did he have the girlfriend there too?
Speaker 12: No, he didn't, Thank thank goodness. I don't know what
Speaker 12: I would have done there, but I hit him the
Speaker 12: corner of the shop and then I wasn't really speaking
Speaker 12: to him at the time. But then the next time
Speaker 12: I saw him was at Christmas, and I just look
Speaker 12: at him every time and I just think, oh, I
Speaker 12: know what you've done, Dad.
Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder, what's him my Chris Kringled dad?
Speaker 3: So does it to this day? Does he know you
Speaker 3: saw him buying the whip? We made icon?
Speaker 2: You should have been wearing one of those masks.
Speaker 12: Yes, you know what I should have, but hang on.
Speaker 4: He made eye contact and then he never discussed it again.
Speaker 12: Yeah, never saw him at Christmas, and I just thought, well,
Speaker 12: I know what you've done. I know your biggest secret.
Speaker 1: His dad and you listen, Dad with the whip. I
Speaker 1: like the thought of it. The thought of it is
Speaker 1: like panic inducing. If I saw my dad buying a.
Speaker 2: No, he strikes me as a whip guy.
Speaker 4: I can't even finish.
Speaker 3: Robbie, you'd have the cowboy hat onto, like you go
Speaker 3: the full.
Speaker 2: Cowboy hat show.
Speaker 3: If he's got a whip and everything. I think, we
Speaker 3: don't know, Chaps.
Speaker 4: I should never have bought my daddy.
Speaker 3: We don't know.
Speaker 4: Stop talking about my dad like that.
Speaker 1: Jasmine, Good morning, chaps, Jasmine, what happened to you?
Speaker 13: It was mortifying. A few years ago, I was in
Speaker 13: a secret lesbian relationship with one of my friends and
Speaker 13: we decided to go to sexy Land buy some things yep.
Speaker 13: And while we were there, we noticed that the shop
Speaker 13: but keepers were like walking around looking a bit weird.
Speaker 13: So we asked him what was wrong, and they said, oh,
Speaker 13: someone just tried to kind of break into one of
Speaker 13: the workers' cars and we're just keeping eye on it.
Speaker 13: So like, oh, no, we'll go outside to check.
Speaker 3: Our car and n someone stole your car.
Speaker 13: Yep, we were stuck there. We had to wait for
Speaker 13: the police to come, and I had to call my
Speaker 13: mom who had to come pick us up, and we
Speaker 13: had to tell her we were lesbian.
Speaker 4: You could have caught an over, Jasmine.
Speaker 6: This is ten years ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just shopping with a friend.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, love, that's finally out of all the
Speaker 3: cars to get stolen.
Speaker 2: Do you pick up a bargain, Jasmine.
Speaker 6: No, carried home with my mom.
Speaker 5: Hey, you're on Ober one hundred. It is Jason Lauren
Speaker 5: clint here as well. We're doing a thanks to mates.
Speaker 5: She already express and coming up after seven point thirty.
Speaker 2: Cheesy.
Speaker 5: Our friendly police officer is in to answer your questions.
Speaker 5: And today he's going to go through our results because
Speaker 5: we all sat the police entrance exam.
Speaker 1: I thought I was flying through it and then it
Speaker 1: timed out. Anyway, we will get to that shortly, but
Speaker 1: right now I want to talk about something very important.
Speaker 1: It is the beginning of the Witchery white shirt campaign.
Speaker 1: Now you might have heard about this, you might have
Speaker 1: seen it before. The Witchery white shirt campaign raises money
Speaker 1: for the OCRF, which is the Ovarian Cancer Research Foundation.
Speaker 1: It's the seventeenth year that this has run. All proceeds
Speaker 1: go straight to the OCRF from this shirt. I'm a
Speaker 1: part of the campaign. It's a huge privilege to be
Speaker 1: a part of this campaign.
Speaker 3: You've done it for number of years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's really important.
Speaker 1: There's a lot a lot of people have put their
Speaker 1: faces and their names to it. There's an amazing video
Speaker 1: that's just been released. But it's really important that we
Speaker 1: all talk about ovarian cancer because one woman dies every
Speaker 1: eight hours from ovarian cancer and around one eight hundred
Speaker 1: fifteen Australians are diagnosed with this insidious disease every year.
Speaker 4: Have a listen to this new campaign.
Speaker 1: Every great change begins with a single thread, a thread
Speaker 1: that can acts us all a community united in purpose.
Speaker 9: To ensure a healthy, vital future for everyone affected by
Speaker 9: ovarian cancer.
Speaker 4: This is more than just a shirt.
Speaker 1: It's seventeen years of the Wittery white shirt.
Speaker 8: Campaign, raising more than seventeen million dollars for the Ovarian
Speaker 8: Cancer Research Foundation.
Speaker 4: But there's still so much to do.
Speaker 1: Less than half of the women diagnosed with ovarian cancer
Speaker 1: today will survive the next five years.
Speaker 4: There is promising research in the pipeline, but right now
Speaker 4: there is no early detection test.
Speaker 1: Treatment options are limited, and the disease often recurs.
Speaker 4: This needs to end.
Speaker 2: Every shirt purchased helps fund life saving research. Every stitch
Speaker 2: a step closer to ending ovarian cancer.
Speaker 1: Together where Weaving hope all proceeds go to the OCRF.
Speaker 4: Where the shirt and the fire. This white shirt can
Speaker 4: help end ovarian cancer.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's some harrowing statistics in there. Less than
Speaker 1: half of the women diagnosed with ovarian cancer will survive
Speaker 1: the next five years. Do you know how scary that
Speaker 1: is as a woman. It's terrifying because the thing about
Speaker 1: ovarian cancer is that by the time women are diagnosed
Speaker 1: with ovarian cancer, it's often far too late. It's in
Speaker 1: the very late stages because there is no early detection test.
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of women and I always
Speaker 1: thought it too, until I got involved with the OCRF.
Speaker 1: I thought, perhap smear helped detect ovarian cancer, and it doesn't.
Speaker 1: So Witchery do this amazing collaboration where every year they
Speaker 1: release a white shirt and in the last seventeen years
Speaker 1: they've raised over seventeen million dollars. But we still need
Speaker 1: to raise more money to help find that early detection test. Clint,
Speaker 1: I know you're an ambassador for the OCRF as well.
Speaker 1: And while this is something that affects women, it affects
Speaker 1: our sisters and our mothers, and our wives, and our
Speaker 1: girlfriends and our daughters.
Speaker 2: It's so striking. I mean, I've been a supporter and
Speaker 2: ambassador for the OCRF for the best part of fifteen years.
Speaker 2: And you're right, you think so many women in your lives,
Speaker 2: and this campaign is just so poignant. You think of
Speaker 2: your nan, your mum, your sisters, your nieces, your friends.
Speaker 2: Right And unfortunately for me, one of the most insidious
Speaker 2: cancers and the worst gynecological cancers, claimed the life of
Speaker 2: my beautiful friend Mandy near On fifteen years ago, which
Speaker 2: is why I got involved. And since then, me and
Speaker 2: my family and I know you Lauren have we've immersed
Speaker 2: ourselves in the foundation and met some stunning women, some
Speaker 2: brave women who I'm thinking of this morning, women like
Speaker 2: the beautiful Helen Hatsus, beautiful Leanne Flynn as well.
Speaker 4: Leanne was a friend of our show.
Speaker 1: She came on our show, jac met Leanne and her
Speaker 1: three beautiful daughters, who were thinking of today as well.
Speaker 1: She came on and told her story many times, and
Speaker 1: I'll never forget her being in here saying when I'm
Speaker 1: not here, you all need.
Speaker 4: To be my voice.
Speaker 1: So I encourage everyone if you can, to buy the
Speaker 1: white shirt from Witchery. One hundred percent of the proceeds
Speaker 1: go to the OCRs.
Speaker 3: I think that's so important as well, because there's a
Speaker 3: lot of different charities and things out there where a
Speaker 3: percentage goes. This is one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's some amazing Go and watch that video.
Speaker 1: It's really powerful, and there's some incredible women in at
Speaker 1: cat Stuarts. There are Arbo, Just Fox, Laura, Henhwoyt and
Speaker 1: listlely on. You might have recognized some of those voices
Speaker 1: and end in that video.
Speaker 2: As we sit here today. Research is the key here
Speaker 2: because there is no early detection test, which is quite striking,
Speaker 2: and the symptoms are just so The symptoms for this disease,
Speaker 2: Jason just so vague. You know. Abdominal bloating is one
Speaker 2: of them, but it's passed over it as so many
Speaker 2: different things. And the last thing women think or want, obviously,
Speaker 2: is to be diagnosed with the cancer.
Speaker 3: So far with modern medicine, but then it's crazy that
Speaker 3: we still don't have we have with.
Speaker 4: Detection so far to go.
Speaker 1: Ovarian cancer is the most lethal of women's cancers, and
Speaker 1: like Clint said, the scary thing is that a lot
Speaker 1: of the symptoms are symptoms that women have every month anyway,
Speaker 1: so you often don't know. But I do beg you
Speaker 1: if you think there is something wrong and something doesn't
Speaker 1: feel right or doesn't feel normal, please please please go
Speaker 1: and speak to your GP about it.
Speaker 2: And a shout out today to the team at the OCRF.
Speaker 2: They are celebrating their twenty fifth anniversary this year, which
Speaker 2: is something quite extraordinary, which was born out of something
Speaker 2: quite small, and I know they put pour their heart
Speaker 2: and soul not just into this campaign, but into so
Speaker 2: many campaigns and they're doing great work.
Speaker 1: Shirts are available now which theyrewittery dot com dot au
Speaker 1: or you can head in store.
Speaker 4: It's also a really cool shirt bye for your mum.
Speaker 4: I was thinking it's a great gift.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's it's really really important that we have
Speaker 1: these conversations and that we raise as much money as
Speaker 1: we can to find that Billy detection test.
Speaker 2: Lawrence.
Speaker 3: You know, we love the Victorian Police.
Speaker 5: Every couple of weeks we get a different area of
Speaker 5: the cops in and every couple of weeks we catch
Speaker 5: up with our resident friendly police officer Cheesy.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Good morning everyone.
Speaker 1: Now I missed you last time you were in here,
Speaker 1: and that was because I was away.
Speaker 4: I took a week off.
Speaker 1: We had a bit of an emergency amongst our family
Speaker 1: and friends and I had to go to Queensland very quickly,
Speaker 1: and it was a police incident, and it was the
Speaker 1: first time I had seen firsthand how hard the police
Speaker 1: work in moments of trauma and under very difficult circumstances.
Speaker 1: And I just want to say thank you because I've
Speaker 1: never fully understand how stressful and hard your jobs can be,
Speaker 1: and I saw it firsthand, and I saw how hard
Speaker 1: you guys work, the Victorian Police, New South Wales, Queensland Police,
Speaker 1: but policemen in general.
Speaker 4: And thank you for all the work you do.
Speaker 11: Thanks Lauren. I think often our members go and get
Speaker 11: involved in situations which are very traumatic to people who
Speaker 11: are involved. Yes, So to hear that the service and
Speaker 11: the professionalism of the police in regards to you and
Speaker 11: your friends was great is really what we own for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're dealing in such stressful situations, and the
Speaker 1: police officers we dealt with did it with such grace
Speaker 1: and poise and understanding in such a difficult situation, and
Speaker 1: that must be so taxing and tolling on you as
Speaker 1: police officers as well.
Speaker 11: I think it is taxing, and we've seen that with
Speaker 11: the number of people who are going out on stress
Speaker 11: after being in the police force for a long period
Speaker 11: of time. We just need to try and you know,
Speaker 11: people look at us in these times to take charge
Speaker 11: and have leadership and be professional, and we try and
Speaker 11: do that, but you know, we're people as well, so
Speaker 11: there is an emotional toll often with what we go through.
Speaker 2: Can I switch gears if possible? I want to talk
Speaker 2: about something that's been in the headlines, and that is
Speaker 2: Toning mock Bell, one of Victoria's more notorious criminals.
Speaker 3: You ever come across him?
Speaker 11: I met him years ago. He was actually in custody
Speaker 11: and I was part of the escort to where we
Speaker 11: were going.
Speaker 4: So what about the escort for this latest court appearance
Speaker 4: with the.
Speaker 1: Big mac truck?
Speaker 3: What do you call the big garment truck?
Speaker 11: Yeah, we have that like the bear cat.
Speaker 3: Cat.
Speaker 2: So he's got a he's got an ankle bracelet on.
Speaker 2: Now his movement is monitored, but is also dependent on
Speaker 2: bail conditions obviously, so what he's bail. Generally someone like
Speaker 2: him would have to report to police daily.
Speaker 11: So he's reporting daily, he has an ankle bracelet on.
Speaker 11: I'm not I'm not aware of any other conditions. There's
Speaker 11: just you know, the risk of flight because led last
Speaker 11: time to Greece. Clearly, so the cord is satisfied that
Speaker 11: the bail conditions imposed will make him more accountable.
Speaker 2: Well, what's chat like with when he comes to the
Speaker 2: police station, Tony, how's your take?
Speaker 11: It's really funny. So some of O are more notorious notorious,
Speaker 11: infamous people, you know they are. They are business people,
Speaker 11: just in a different business. They can be very charismatic.
Speaker 4: I reckon he would be very good.
Speaker 5: Even when he strutted out of court the other day
Speaker 5: and like the nice press suit, there was some cheers.
Speaker 3: It was crazy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think he did a lot. Like even though
Speaker 11: his money, his money that he gained was through a
Speaker 11: through criminal activity, he was very generous with that money
Speaker 11: to other people. So it's like a Robin Hood sort
Speaker 11: of scenario.
Speaker 2: Just to yet another chapter in in Melbourne's Underworld.
Speaker 3: Professional to ask for a selfie when you're coming him.
Speaker 3: My imagine, I don't think I can get a selfie?
Speaker 3: Yeah right, gotcha.
Speaker 1: I reckon people would be seeing him because he was
Speaker 1: out at Northland the other day going people.
Speaker 4: He would your mind. He was down the shape.
Speaker 2: After shave shopping.
Speaker 3: You can't hear the smartphone to take the photo. He's
Speaker 3: not allowed to touch.
Speaker 2: No, he's got a smartphone band phone.
Speaker 3: He's gonna have a no here.
Speaker 1: So if you get about the phone but not a smartphone, hello.
Speaker 2: Not allowed at the two pay shop.
Speaker 1: After we.
Speaker 5: Just quickly before we get to a pressing issue, which
Speaker 5: is us joining the police force. I've got my eleven
Speaker 5: year old son.
Speaker 1: Felix, morning school, holidays, Felix. If you don't behave yourself,
Speaker 1: he's going to arrest you and take you to the police.
Speaker 3: I would not want that.
Speaker 5: Cheesy just said he can take a rip in the
Speaker 5: squad car. I was like, mate, sick. A couple of issues.
Speaker 5: First thing is the Minecraft movie.
Speaker 2: Is huge at the moment, the Minecraft like in the mind.
Speaker 3: Jack Black, you know the game Minecraft they made into
Speaker 3: a movie. It's huge. But there's YouTube clips going around
Speaker 3: telling kids to scream.
Speaker 5: Out lines and stuff in the movie scream It All Yeah,
Speaker 5: and kids are jumping on chairs their lines out and stuff.
Speaker 3: Felix was concerned that you can get arrested for doing
Speaker 3: that in the movies.
Speaker 11: Is that Felix, my my son, My year old son
Speaker 11: went with his mates two nights ago and he showed
Speaker 11: me video. They were screaming what are they screaming?
Speaker 4: Like chanting?
Speaker 1: Yes? Can you get arrested for that?
Speaker 11: You said the movie wasn't great. Everybody was in what
Speaker 11: are you screaming?
Speaker 3: Like screaming out? What are they screaming lines in the movie?
Speaker 3: Like memes in the movie?
Speaker 4: Like what can you give me?
Speaker 2: Example?
Speaker 4: I I'm Steve, I'm Steve, I am Steve Like that?
Speaker 2: Wow, you can't get in strife.
Speaker 4: Speaking of there are things that you could get arrested
Speaker 4: for in the movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, behave to no exactly.
Speaker 3: And you hope that shenanigans aren't going on in the Minecraft.
Speaker 5: Movie Cheesy there was. There's a viral video that keeps
Speaker 5: popping up on my Instagram feeder. The kids are all
Speaker 5: over it. And when Felix found out you're coming in
Speaker 5: this morning, he wanted to ask you an important question.
Speaker 3: What's your badge number?
Speaker 11: What badge number is?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 11: So when you join, you get a number and it's
Speaker 11: a quench all. So they go up. So I'm a
Speaker 11: two six zero two nine and I think we're up
Speaker 11: to forty five?
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 11: What does that mean that?
Speaker 5: I've seen this video There is a guy all over
Speaker 5: Instagram and he's traveling the world and he walks up
Speaker 5: the cops, going watch your badge number, and they give
Speaker 5: it and they're like, good boy. And he's become so
Speaker 5: big that some police officers are recognizing him now and
Speaker 5: then they're calling him out first.
Speaker 1: So what happens if someone asks your badge number?
Speaker 4: Do you have to tell them?
Speaker 11: I have no issue telling them. We often have when
Speaker 11: we go to demonstrations. Now you know, we had the
Speaker 11: name tag like I've got on now. Yeah, but then
Speaker 11: we were getting spam by.
Speaker 4: Oh those people so annoying? Are they? Don't you just
Speaker 4: hate those people?
Speaker 3: You can't even taze them in the foot or anything,
Speaker 3: can you.
Speaker 11: There's just there's just you know, there's no middle ground.
Speaker 3: No, there really isn't.
Speaker 5: Guys. Let me set the scene to get to the
Speaker 5: police force you have to do the police recruitment exams.
Speaker 1: The police recruitment exam, some of the questions, oh my
Speaker 1: goodness are so basic. I was like, surely, surely, surely
Speaker 1: this isn't real, and I was like, is this for real?
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden it got so hard.
Speaker 11: So when I joined, you didn't need year twelve.
Speaker 1: So first four questions had the past Felix could have passed.
Speaker 11: It's harder now and it is still difficult, but most
Speaker 11: people pass, and we have dropped. We have dropped the
Speaker 11: stand a little bit because you're trying to get more
Speaker 11: people to stand it. Okay, that's probably true.
Speaker 3: Here's the go We've got to.
Speaker 4: Get there so hard.
Speaker 1: We've got to go to a break logical thinking and
Speaker 1: ask my cross hunt.
Speaker 5: On the other side of this, Cheesey has our exam papers.
Speaker 5: He has gone through the results and we're going to
Speaker 5: find out. We'll find out who would actually get it.
Speaker 3: I reckon, I'm all over it.
Speaker 1: No wait, you did it at home, and I reckon
Speaker 1: you would have cheated write a few penis before I
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 3: All right, the results of our police entrance exam coming
Speaker 3: up next black Peace, Good morning Melbourne. It has just
Speaker 3: gone three past eight five K. Question coming up, Jason Lauren.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren O for one hundred.
Speaker 3: Ow friendly and resident police officer.
Speaker 5: Cheesy is in the house Awayne Cheeseman, superintendent and possibly
Speaker 5: our future boss.
Speaker 4: He's a friendly policeman on our show.
Speaker 3: Do you guys watch Police Academy movie.
Speaker 5: Tackleberry? He'd be Tackleberry, Cheesey'd be tackle Be. All right,
Speaker 5: So here's the go we got given the police entrance,
Speaker 5: the real thing.
Speaker 4: That everyone has to see if you want to join
Speaker 4: police force.
Speaker 5: I have to do a big shout out. She's a
Speaker 5: friend of the show. Nikki from the Australian Council of
Speaker 5: Education Research. She put together a mini exam for us
Speaker 5: because she knew we only had the attention span of
Speaker 5: an ant.
Speaker 3: There for yourself there online. Ace is out there all day, Joe,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 2: Ni Clinton.
Speaker 1: I did it in the same room, but at the
Speaker 1: opposite ends of a very long boardroom as well, and
Speaker 1: he was howling.
Speaker 4: He's like waiting to get to the question about the
Speaker 4: meat tray or nothing.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the towels with the towels selling
Speaker 1: the towels And I was like, no, it can't be
Speaker 1: that hard, and then thirty seconds later I was screaming
Speaker 1: about the town.
Speaker 3: You don't have to reset it, do you every few
Speaker 3: years or anything?
Speaker 11: And good and snow.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go through it.
Speaker 4: It's a different section.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is.
Speaker 3: There's literacy and numeracy, writing, digital literacy. All right, we're
Speaker 3: going to.
Speaker 1: Start with where do you want to start? Cheese, because
Speaker 1: you're going to give us our results.
Speaker 11: Well, I've got I've got the feedback, some feedback, and
Speaker 11: it's mixed. It's mixed. To be honest, I won't read
Speaker 11: it all that it'll take too much. But if you
Speaker 11: want to play the audio and then make comment.
Speaker 3: One of the questions, the final one, it's a situation room.
Speaker 5: It's a video that they play you on the test
Speaker 5: and then you have to hit record and describe the scene.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's questions about it.
Speaker 3: This was Lauren.
Speaker 4: There are four people there.
Speaker 1: There was two men in their thirties arguing, a man
Speaker 1: in a red hoodie sitting on a couch with sunglasses,
Speaker 1: and a young woman i'd say in her mid to
Speaker 1: late twenties grafitting on the wall. She had a backpack
Speaker 1: on and a multi colored backpack. It looked like like
Speaker 1: a fake Massoni backpack and shadow hoodie on that had
Speaker 1: yellow writing and it was black.
Speaker 4: I think the two men arguing.
Speaker 1: Were fighting over this young woman's perhaps heart relation.
Speaker 4: They both wanted to have relations with her.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: I think the boys were fighting over the girl, and
Speaker 1: I do think her back look like a fake designer.
Speaker 4: Is that the kind of information you'd like?
Speaker 11: So what we have is you were very very good, Lauren.
Speaker 11: Your observations were highly accurate, uniquely descriptive. You even talked
Speaker 11: about the hair length indicated by the placement on the
Speaker 11: female's anatomy. Yes, you used the word weapon down the
Speaker 11: pants at one state, which was very descriptive and provides
Speaker 11: quite a visual.
Speaker 1: It just looked like you out of you.
Speaker 11: Also, and I'm not surprised by this, you talked about
Speaker 11: the female subjects fashion and her and heated concerned that
Speaker 11: perhaps her handbag may have been a fake. Very good,
Speaker 11: but you're you were. You gave a description that was passionate, passionate,
Speaker 11: and you made it clear that fashion crimes are very seriously.
Speaker 2: All right, So I've got the passionate standing, Lauren. That
Speaker 2: was very good. Yes, I'm very jealous.
Speaker 3: I am very ratic.
Speaker 2: Question.
Speaker 4: I'm an attention to detail. Do you think he was
Speaker 4: finding over the girl the boys?
Speaker 3: All right, so this is cleinch response.
Speaker 2: There was quite a few people involved. I did see
Speaker 2: two males remonstrating with each other.
Speaker 14: I also saw a lady with a hoodie on and
Speaker 14: she seemed to be tagging some bit graffiti or scratching
Speaker 14: something into the wall.
Speaker 2: There's also two very sharp looking police officers. And that's
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 11: Click. You were also very good. You have a strong
Speaker 11: You have a strong mastery of the vocabulary. Yes, in
Speaker 11: such terms as remonstrating and a pray, but then you
Speaker 11: use more colloquial language such as a full blown barney.
Speaker 11: You mix it up. Lauren mentioned before that you were
Speaker 11: seeing an opposite end of the table, but the test
Speaker 11: has thought that you were in collusion with.
Speaker 3: Like at the risk of cheating, you got all my
Speaker 3: best tips you don't want to cheat on a police exam.
Speaker 11: You did have a tendency to stray away from the
Speaker 11: facts and embellish with the addition of some fictional elements
Speaker 11: such as vaping, drug deal gone wrong, stray paint cand
Speaker 11: but overall, your very strong voice and very creative imagination.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I also said the guy with the sunglasses looked like
Speaker 4: a drug dealer. Yes, he did.
Speaker 2: Well, he looked at his vaping and he.
Speaker 1: Had sunglasses on inside Necie.
Speaker 14: Not on the.
Speaker 2: Let's leave it there, No, no, no, let's press on check.
Speaker 2: It's your turn, Hawkins play the audio.
Speaker 3: I obviously took the question wrong.
Speaker 4: Well you didn't take it seriously.
Speaker 3: We're having a public disagreement. Well, I didn't know. I
Speaker 3: had to dictate all the personal details.
Speaker 4: What did you see?
Speaker 3: So we're having a public disagreement.
Speaker 2: Who the people in the video?
Speaker 1: There were many people in the What about the drug
Speaker 1: dealer in the corner.
Speaker 2: Who are very sharp?
Speaker 4: The alleged drug dealer in the corner with.
Speaker 3: The fake hambag?
Speaker 4: Different. You didn't even say how many people were there.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. We had to put all the details about.
Speaker 2: Cheesy.
Speaker 11: So despite the feedback from Clinton, Lauren, you were described
Speaker 11: as brief, succinct, and efficient, understood the event and provided
Speaker 11: just the facts with no embellishment. You work had clear pronunciation,
Speaker 11: tone and volume, and it would be thought that you
Speaker 11: would be very good at the dog squad, where you
Speaker 11: have to bark orders at the dog very quickly and
Speaker 11: very succinctly.
Speaker 3: Would I be the dog or the handle?
Speaker 11: Now you would be the headliner.
Speaker 3: That's what he does with us and Dark's orders. All right, okay, So.
Speaker 1: That was just like you would have no hope solving
Speaker 1: a crime with Jason's information.
Speaker 5: Well, no, he's saying I'm accurate, I'm not embellishing or
Speaker 5: a leading to who's done them?
Speaker 1: Stoppers like product provider as much information as possible, see it, say.
Speaker 2: It all right?
Speaker 4: Cheesy. So that was just one part of it.
Speaker 1: We did the literacy, we did the numeracy, we did
Speaker 1: all the other things, and you have our results of
Speaker 1: the police team who is the least likely.
Speaker 3: The least likely to start.
Speaker 11: Unfortunately, Jake didn't make it.
Speaker 2: I didn't make it at all.
Speaker 11: We had some problem with the numeracy.
Speaker 4: Is that the one where it's like put the next
Speaker 4: one in order?
Speaker 3: That was hard.
Speaker 1: But if you think he's got problem with the numeracy,
Speaker 1: wait till we get to the fitness.
Speaker 4: They wouldn't pass the physical.
Speaker 11: If it was real life, you'd be able to sit
Speaker 11: that component again, right okay, and then if you failed,
Speaker 11: you'd have to wait six So he.
Speaker 1: Actually failed the numeracy bit, did he pass the other
Speaker 1: two out of five?
Speaker 4: Two out of five?
Speaker 2: Right, but awareness, let's go to the top spot. Who
Speaker 2: hang on second?
Speaker 1: That'll give it away.
Speaker 5: Sorry, So who took out numeracy the highest marks and
Speaker 5: has the potential to make a good Victorian police officer?
Speaker 11: Well, the host who probably could come in at superintendent
Speaker 11: level would be Lauren Philip.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, My father in law
Speaker 1: would be so proud.
Speaker 2: You're part of policeman. I get it.
Speaker 1: We call my Paul Maulcot because he wants he's like
Speaker 1: a frustrated about how much how well did I do cheese.
Speaker 11: In the oral assessment? You've got one hundred percent racy,
Speaker 11: you've got eighty three that reasoning four I knew it.
Speaker 4: I said, I'm good.
Speaker 11: Literacy, you've got eighty six percent.
Speaker 4: Take it out distracted me on one of these.
Speaker 3: So your Superintendent Phillips, thank you very much. You're the
Speaker 3: Tom Croydon of the team.
Speaker 4: Maggie Doyle.
Speaker 1: Maggie Doyle, and how did you clink go?
Speaker 11: Well, Clink could probably come in at senior sergeant Wrankling.
Speaker 4: But I'm your boss.
Speaker 2: Just remember that, okay, Well, you're always my boss and
Speaker 2: I'm the prisoner.
Speaker 4: You're nowhere.
Speaker 11: We did very well and we would accept him if
Speaker 11: he ever wanted to join. So digital literacy he got
Speaker 11: eighty six percent, ABS fact reasoning seventy percent, US eighty
Speaker 11: six percent, and the Ooral assessment ninety four.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, all right, hey, sister, probe the pope.
Speaker 2: You can write. You can ride in my crew car
Speaker 2: any day.
Speaker 4: I'm going to bounce in my step.
Speaker 3: Dale.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Wayne cheese Man, thanks for joining us on the air.
Speaker 5: Proved the paper.
Speaker 3: I'm gun it.
Speaker 4: Please call me? What what did you say?
Speaker 2: I could be Cheesyperintendent.
Speaker 11: You could be my boss.
Speaker 1: We're looking for a new boss at the head of
Speaker 1: the police.
Speaker 11: You come in.
Speaker 6: We need a new one.
Speaker 3: We do it's crazy, Laura, put your hand up. Oh,
Speaker 3: let's do it every day. We'll give you a chance
Speaker 3: to win money. Just after eight o'clock gave Bay five
Speaker 3: thousand bucks already this week. Christina and Day, good morning.
Speaker 6: How's it going.
Speaker 3: We are good? You are the chosen one.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 6: I'm very very nerve.
Speaker 1: Ah, Christina, don't be nervous. You gotta be sharp.
Speaker 7: You' I'm scared.
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Speaker 1: I believe you want a medium question for five hundred dollars. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: You will hear a question. You will hear a three
Speaker 3: two one. You have to answer within that time.
Speaker 4: If you don't know, Christina, have a guess.
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Speaker 3: Remember we need the answer within the three seconds.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 1: In scrabble, how many points is the X tile worse?
Speaker 3: Three? Two?
Speaker 2: Eight? One?
Speaker 3: You got it? Done it?
Speaker 6: What are you?
Speaker 9: Eight?
Speaker 1: There's only one thing tile in the game, and it
Speaker 1: is worth eight. I think the only one higher.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a guest.
Speaker 1: Well, the only one tile higher?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 4: The ques worth ten.
Speaker 6: I've never played scrabble in my life, Chris.
Speaker 3: I'm more of a Connect four sort of.
Speaker 1: My god, you failed the literacy. Yeah, police, I love scrabble.
Speaker 2: You've never played never in mind, I've never ever played.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess we told you to guess what?
Speaker 6: Oh god, thank you so much. I was actually calling
Speaker 6: for the lady garger tickets, but I got through to
Speaker 6: do somehow.
Speaker 3: One day you can buy them exactly, and I'm going
Speaker 3: to chuck your passes to fun Fields as well. Okay,
Speaker 3: no worries the school holidays, say bigger fun fields, then parks,
Speaker 3: end of season sald cheap for tickets, more thrills. Visit
Speaker 3: fun fields dot com dot Are you that.
Speaker 2: Agrees I've never played category, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: I love old schools, you know, Easter holidays is a
Speaker 1: great time for old school games.
Speaker 3: I don't mind a little match.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's real old school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to build.
Speaker 2: What about Trouble?
Speaker 1: I loved Operation Trouble Operation.
Speaker 5: Guess what they've got now? At like those time zoned places?
Speaker 5: Human life, hungry, hungry hippo.
Speaker 2: The hippos in your right, four hippos.
Speaker 5: You sit on there and the mouth opens up and
Speaker 5: the hippos eat your cheeks.
Speaker 1: Just wobble more than I thought humanly possible. When you
Speaker 1: impersonated because he's hungry, it's quite a sight.
Speaker 2: Oh god, look at him God like one of those
Speaker 2: Dulux dogs.
Speaker 5: They coming up next. I think we have found the
Speaker 5: most embarrassing mum in the world.
Speaker 3: And here's the kicker.
Speaker 5: We all know we're going to go there right after
Speaker 5: this on nover Look, we're talking embarrassing parents. If you
Speaker 5: want to join the show thirteen twenty four ten, what
Speaker 5: is the most embarrassing thing your parents.
Speaker 3: Have ever done?
Speaker 1: Like the time you made my dad call the radio
Speaker 1: station and read fifty Shades of on it? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was rock bottom for me.
Speaker 2: He did it so well.
Speaker 1: I could not have wound that segment up fast enough
Speaker 1: when I realized who it was reading. You didn't tell
Speaker 1: me who it was.
Speaker 3: He didn't need much convincing either, and.
Speaker 4: He quite got quite into it.
Speaker 3: Well, he didn't even.
Speaker 2: Need the book. Yeah, you already had it on the show.
Speaker 1: I think he was banned from calling the radio station
Speaker 1: for quite.
Speaker 4: Some time after that.
Speaker 3: Robbie, you ring here whenever you want now.
Speaker 11: My dad.
Speaker 1: You know what my dad used to say, what's the
Speaker 1: point of having kids if you can't embarrass them. Well,
Speaker 1: there is a mom out there who has done who
Speaker 1: has humiliated her son, and it's someone we love Mariah Kerry.
Speaker 1: Now you know I'm a big fan, especially Christmas time.
Speaker 1: Ry Kerrey has a thirteen year old son who likes
Speaker 1: to play.
Speaker 4: Now do you play? Oh gosh, your son's here, I
Speaker 4: might have to ask him. Do you play on twitch?
Speaker 3: Or you stream on stream? On twitch?
Speaker 4: You stream?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 3: Kids love watching other people play video game?
Speaker 4: But you can then talk to each other. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: you can each other on your webcam?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Is that right?
Speaker 3: A lot of gaming chairs, Clint, A lot of gaming chairs,
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 1: Of gaming chairs. And anyway, her son was on Twitch.
Speaker 1: He's thirteen years old. His name is Moroccan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's got twins, Moroccan and Monroe.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Monroe's the girl. Yeah, Monroe comes out on stage.
Speaker 1: I would know because I want to say, a Christmas
Speaker 1: concert New Year in New York and here she is
Speaker 1: Monroe and Monroe, Miss Monroe, she calls it. She comes
Speaker 1: out and they did a jewet.
Speaker 2: They're embarrassing the name mondays shocking.
Speaker 5: Moroccan, can you grab me a coke out of the
Speaker 5: fridgeta home yet?
Speaker 4: And Moroccan Monroe she calls her miss? How dare you
Speaker 4: criticized Kerry don't you dare, Clint. She's a friend of
Speaker 4: our show.
Speaker 2: She's a dear friend of our she is a friend
Speaker 2: of our show. Give us a call, a call.
Speaker 4: Now, you've just bagged her kids' names? What hope do
Speaker 4: we have to get her on for Christmas?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Do you know what I'd take Moroccan over Mariah
Speaker 2: dialing up on Twitch?
Speaker 3: Remember we asked the record company if we could get
Speaker 3: Mariah before Jazzit even asked the question.
Speaker 4: They said no, Lord, it's definite.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: Now, sorry, where will we?
Speaker 1: Well, you've crushed my soul because I love Mariah Carey.
Speaker 1: Can you play Mariah Carey's actually get up? Get up
Speaker 1: and I'll tell the rest.
Speaker 2: Do something from music box?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just something so Mariah Carey, right, his son shocking Moroccan.
Speaker 1: He's streaming on streaming on in his gaming and Moroccans.
Speaker 1: That would definitely be his name, his twitch name, streaming
Speaker 1: on Twitch. And he can't spell Mariah Carey.
Speaker 3: Looking, No, there's only two, there's only the one song
Speaker 3: in here. I'm just trying to find another song, dream Lover?
Speaker 4: What about dream Lover?
Speaker 3: It's not in here or here?
Speaker 4: We gave one sweet day the music Box fantasy hero.
Speaker 6: What do you want?
Speaker 4: Dream lover?
Speaker 3: You keep telling the story, I'll get yoursel.
Speaker 1: Okay, Shock and rockins on Twitch in his gaming chair
Speaker 1: is the Queen the ice queen herself?
Speaker 4: Which shocking Moroccan.
Speaker 1: Well, Moroccan was shocking when he realized his mum was
Speaker 1: behind him.
Speaker 3: Take a listen to this, Take a listen to this.
Speaker 4: Youell me to get out now, just everybody get out?
Speaker 8: Mom?
Speaker 11: Make you see you're saying him a writer, I love you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, ms carry Cary. Can you please get out?
Speaker 4: Please get out of my room.
Speaker 1: Mom, I would die out of my room and all
Speaker 1: the other boys like dad.
Speaker 2: Getting credit on.
Speaker 3: Twitch doesn't feel like it.
Speaker 2: Imagine if she starts seeing this, Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: miss Carrie care. Imagine if you win, If you win
Speaker 2: at Twitch, is that what you do?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 2: You win? And then you start playing this thirty No,
Speaker 2: you can't serve.
Speaker 3: Two.
Speaker 1: Imagine if when Moroccan was yelling at her, she started
Speaker 1: going I don't want to love for Chris, She'd be
Speaker 1: even more humiliated.
Speaker 3: Four ten, what is the most embarrassing thing your parents
Speaker 3: have ever done?
Speaker 2: Named the child? Moroccan would say, shocking, it's shocking. Third
Speaker 2: A twenty four.
Speaker 3: Have your parents done in Mariah, what was the most embarrassing,
Speaker 3: the embarrassing thing they ever did in your life? In
Speaker 3: returnest I got turned it on a Cogan vouchers up
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Speaker 5: Cogan dot com helps you get what you want for less.
Speaker 5: That is clicking awesome. We'll hit the phones next.
Speaker 3: On Nova.
Speaker 5: Mariah has jumped on the gaming live stream of her
Speaker 5: son Moroccan.
Speaker 3: He was mortified. Mom, get off the audioce.
Speaker 4: Hileria Moccan want to come, you on me to get
Speaker 4: out now. Just everybody get out, mam, make you see you.
Speaker 2: You're saying Hi, Maria, I love you.
Speaker 10: Oh my gods, Carrie, missus Cary, can you please get out,
Speaker 10: Please get out of my.
Speaker 1: Room, interrupted his live stream. I don't think she did
Speaker 1: enough to embarrass him, though. She should have broken into
Speaker 1: always be my baby or something, Miss Curry, I love you, Mariah.
Speaker 4: Shame.
Speaker 1: She really should have broken into song. It was a
Speaker 1: real missed opportunity for Mariah.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine your parents being embarrassing mine, not yours.
Speaker 2: I can.
Speaker 3: Dad, Yeah, I want to be very clear. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Dad had had a job when we were growing up,
Speaker 2: which was he was a technician.
Speaker 4: No he wasn't he sold silariums.
Speaker 2: Didn't He used to as a qualified electrician. Electrician he
Speaker 2: used to again service the lariums. And he drove around
Speaker 2: in a van a man with number plates tan Man,
Speaker 2: mister man. He used to drop us off at school
Speaker 2: every day in the tann Man van.
Speaker 4: Mean you Clinton kids, We should just call clintown man.
Speaker 3: For now on you will be tann.
Speaker 2: It's his more. Spray tan man.
Speaker 4: Now, oh you want to be sprays can man.
Speaker 2: I can't be tanned man.
Speaker 4: Did he pivot when silariums.
Speaker 2: Got yes into spray tnds.
Speaker 4: Are they illegal or frowned upon? Illegal?
Speaker 3: Illegal?
Speaker 4: Did he become the spray tan man technician?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Do you ever did he ever run like an underground No?
Speaker 4: No, Clint Tannaway.
Speaker 11: It was.
Speaker 2: It was very embarrassing getting out of that car.
Speaker 3: Joe in point, we're talking embarrassing parents. What do you
Speaker 3: have to deal with?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 9: Yes, hi guys. My mum was meeting my husband who
Speaker 9: was been my boyfriend for the first time, took us
Speaker 9: out for dinner. Mum, being frugal, decided to take the
Speaker 9: liftover fish in her bag without knowing hang on.
Speaker 4: She took her to the restaurant.
Speaker 9: No, no, she took it from the restaurant in her hand.
Speaker 1: Take fish.
Speaker 9: Oh well, she's pretty sneaky.
Speaker 4: But wrapped it up in a napkin.
Speaker 9: Yeah she she did exactly.
Speaker 3: That's a glad bag job.
Speaker 11: Yep.
Speaker 6: Oh, it was hilarious.
Speaker 9: And we're seeing the corn away home and walking fish.
Speaker 1: Mum not on the first meeting embarking. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: ended up getting married, so he obviously loved the fish.
Speaker 1: We love a fisherman.
Speaker 5: School I reckon the school grounds is probably the most
Speaker 5: embarrassing scene the paper. Well, I arrived at school one
Speaker 5: day on the bus and as I was walking in,
Speaker 5: kids were like, hey, Jason, your mum's looking for you,
Speaker 5: and I laughed it off.
Speaker 3: I just thought it was a joke. And then I
Speaker 3: turned the corner and walked through the school grounds. Hey, Jace,
Speaker 3: you mum's walking down looking for it.
Speaker 4: What's mom doing that?
Speaker 3: That's what I thought, though, no, no, surely not, surely not.
Speaker 3: And then I turned the corner and she's in like
Speaker 3: the giant quadrangle area holding my lunch box. How you
Speaker 3: left this at home?
Speaker 4: Cute? That's so nice.
Speaker 3: You'd rather starve.
Speaker 4: Just leave it at the office.
Speaker 3: Just don't even do that.
Speaker 4: Esh, that's so nice.
Speaker 3: And I'm like grabbing the lunch. What's going please mum,
Speaker 3: please just go?
Speaker 4: So what if your kids forgot their lunch? Would you
Speaker 4: just let them starve for the day and to be kind?
Speaker 5: And actually I have dropped lunch to them before, but
Speaker 5: I left it at the office and they do the
Speaker 5: page thing.
Speaker 3: Please come to the office.
Speaker 4: Life more embarrassing. Oh my god, Hi, missus.
Speaker 5: Hawkins, Shelley and Brighton, good morning, Good morning, Happy hump day, Happy,
Speaker 5: happy hump day.
Speaker 1: Shelley, you're up and about Why are.
Speaker 3: You so happy?
Speaker 15: Because I'm on the way to work and I just
Speaker 15: lost my job.
Speaker 2: So what do you do?
Speaker 15: What do you I'm in real estate, property management, construction.
Speaker 15: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: You need when you're driving in here?
Speaker 4: I do you know what I did this morning? I
Speaker 4: got up at four twenty and I got in my car.
Speaker 4: Happy hump day. Let's do this on a Wednesday morning.
Speaker 3: Let's talk embarrassing parents. What happened?
Speaker 15: Oh my dear dad, who's no longer with us. When
Speaker 15: I was about fifteen, we used to go shopping together
Speaker 15: on a Friday night, one night there was this really
Speaker 15: hot guys in an aisle next to me. I was
Speaker 15: just you know, interesting guys back then, and I still
Speaker 15: I am now.
Speaker 6: But he dropped the.
Speaker 15: Biggest fast and turned around, looked at me and said, Shelley,
Speaker 15: I have told you not to do that. You will
Speaker 15: not be coming shopping with me again, and walked off
Speaker 15: and left me there.
Speaker 1: Dad. Dad would have had the biggest smile that I'll
Speaker 1: be watching over you right now.
Speaker 4: Shelley's still laughing about that.
Speaker 15: It was doing for clearing the room.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't take my dad anywhere if he did that.
Speaker 2: He can't be doing that.
Speaker 3: Un lucky maugh Sammy, I'm thirteen, twenty fourteen. Good morning,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show.
Speaker 16: Good morning team. How is everyone this morning?
Speaker 2: It's great, asking Sammy.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm hoping I'm getting some humpy today.
Speaker 1: I think that's why they call it Day's Weddnesday.
Speaker 4: Are you know what humpday could be? Any day?
Speaker 3: Rush?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 16: Yeah, My mom was a shocker. We had a pool
Speaker 16: growing up as kids, and my mom, being German, used.
Speaker 9: To get her boosies out some bake and kids.
Speaker 16: From my brother's class would always come over and I
Speaker 16: couldn't work out why, and it was because my mom
Speaker 16: was in the backyard some baking top.
Speaker 2: Was she pretty pleased with herself?
Speaker 16: Sammy, Oh yeah, yeah, she's well endowed to this day
Speaker 16: still this.
Speaker 2: Does she still get them out? Sammy, Oh yeah, she.
Speaker 16: Gets and she's proud of them, quite proude.
Speaker 1: The Europeans love some baking topless Jase, You've got to
Speaker 1: pull your kids when you come mom, your mom, mom, God, yes,
Speaker 1: Sammy's numb. Your kids ask you to put your top
Speaker 1: back on.
Speaker 3: No wear the rash shirt.
Speaker 2: Pool.
Speaker 4: She embarrassed boys.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, she is pretty good.
Speaker 4: If anything, she's not busies out by the pool with
Speaker 4: the boys.
Speaker 5: If anything, where they've got friends coming around, lous will
Speaker 5: pulled me aside and goes. The boys have asked me
Speaker 5: to talk to you about not trying to do jokes
Speaker 5: when their friends are here.
Speaker 4: That's good advice.
Speaker 2: Is that where you trial or you get is here somewhere.
Speaker 1: He actually he's run away, embarrassing.
Speaker 2: We are heading to gather around tomorrow, and after gathering,
Speaker 2: I'm actually heading to ballet on a.
Speaker 1: Little retreat the mean streets of nurse.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I'm away for a little bit which means
Speaker 2: I'm heading to to a nice little retreat retreat. Bit
Speaker 2: of surfing, bit of which I'm a bit worried about
Speaker 2: because I haven't surfed in many, many years. Bit of yeah,
Speaker 2: I know what could go wrong, right, but it means maybe.
Speaker 2: But that's that defies the the retreat.
Speaker 1: He's going on a health retreat meant to be health honed.
Speaker 4: What's going on his.
Speaker 1: Love prey adventure? No, what's the Nicole kidman one?
Speaker 3: The monkeys?
Speaker 2: Strangers monkeys, they snatch stuff, they do. But it means
Speaker 2: you're going to find a dog sitter, Lauren, which.
Speaker 1: The perils of traveling when you have a dog.
Speaker 2: I assume it's like traveling with kids.
Speaker 3: You're supposed to take them.
Speaker 2: You can can't take the dog.
Speaker 4: You can't just take the dog to do The monkeys
Speaker 4: wouldn't like it, No, they wouldn't.
Speaker 2: So I've done. I sort of went on a website
Speaker 2: to find a dog minder. So it's basically like finding
Speaker 2: a babysitter.
Speaker 4: It's basically like finding a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like tinder it for dog.
Speaker 2: You find a boyfriend like whatever floats you. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I found one.
Speaker 3: Jays do they stay at your house.
Speaker 2: So you've got the option you can this one. You
Speaker 2: can have the dog sitter come and stay, or you
Speaker 2: can ship the dog off to their place.
Speaker 4: But before any of that happens, there has to be
Speaker 4: a meet.
Speaker 3: Oh, they come around to meet the dog.
Speaker 1: The dog sitter is compatible with the dog.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of work.
Speaker 2: So in this instance, I decided to meet meet the
Speaker 2: dog sitter. No, sorry, the dog poster because she's hosting.
Speaker 1: The dog's going to go to her house, because you
Speaker 1: don't want them to come to your house, because what
Speaker 1: if then you don't like them and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: you know where I live.
Speaker 3: But hang on, if you're shipping the dog to their house,
Speaker 3: why don't you meet it there.
Speaker 4: That's a bit you didn't want to see the conditions
Speaker 4: is going to be living in? No, no, no was weird.
Speaker 1: He's not going to complain because we had the sitter
Speaker 1: at our house. Oh yeah, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're going to be in my home. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: need to do like more thorough check than if I
Speaker 1: was just shipping the dogs off.
Speaker 2: Well, so it's like it is a lot like dating.
Speaker 2: So I sort of knew sort of what she looked
Speaker 2: like based on the profile pic. But in the profile
Speaker 2: pick is like, because she's a dog sitter, right, So
Speaker 2: there's a photo of her and the big fluffy dog.
Speaker 2: So I'm like in the park set up with Pep
Speaker 2: and there's just like all of a sudden, a flurry
Speaker 2: of women coming into the pug.
Speaker 14: Is that her?
Speaker 4: It was a blind date?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 2: And then you go to wave and she turned right.
Speaker 2: That's not her here, that's not her either, talking to
Speaker 2: like how he talks to the dog.
Speaker 1: She knew Pep it's her.
Speaker 4: Did you Pep go running over?
Speaker 2: He did? Yeah, he was very very interested.
Speaker 3: She came out strong, very strong. She wanted in screaming
Speaker 3: the dogs.
Speaker 1: Well that because then it makes it less awkward. You're
Speaker 1: not to But were you interested in her? No, you
Speaker 1: don't want her to be your girlfriend, but interested in
Speaker 1: her as a dog sitter, just a dog friend. Did
Speaker 1: they sniff each other's butts like dogs do? And the
Speaker 1: dogs by the dog kept sni kept snipping around her.
Speaker 14: And do you like it?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It seemed to get on.
Speaker 11: Well did.
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 4: You both swiped right and so now he's Pep.
Speaker 2: Going, We've done a deal, split custody.
Speaker 3: I would want to see the living conditions.
Speaker 4: What if they put Pep in a cage out the back.
Speaker 2: I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 2: That is it.
Speaker 3: We are about to get out of here.
Speaker 1: We are enjoy this beautiful sunshine Melbourne.
Speaker 3: I know it's incredible.
Speaker 6: Thank you for being.
Speaker 4: I'm so good up.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Lauren, we have a date you guys go on comedy.
Speaker 2: We've sorry, We've got to step down afternoon.
Speaker 4: We've got four thirty plarates, hot sweat.
Speaker 2: I'm into pilates at the moment.
Speaker 4: Remember when last timmer when I said it was like
Speaker 4: hell in a room. Yeah, we're going.
Speaker 3: Together, that'll be nice.
Speaker 2: And today I was doing clams.
Speaker 4: Clint, it's been going every day to Hot Pliny.
Speaker 2: The day before that I was curtsying, and today and
Speaker 2: yesterday I was doing clams.
Speaker 3: Is there someone you like at the classes or today?
Speaker 4: It's the least exy place on earth. You get so
Speaker 4: hot sweating there.
Speaker 2: You drag yourself in there and then you leave and
Speaker 2: you're like, I feel amazing ten out of ten after doing.
Speaker 1: We're doing that and then we want to get Chinese
Speaker 1: food just to really undo all the balances. Then we're
Speaker 1: going to the comedy festival tonight the comedy theater. But
Speaker 1: we're going for Chinese food first because it's near Chinatown. Then,
Speaker 1: like we've worked out, so we deserve Chinese.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I love.
Speaker 2: Do they have a chicken and sweet corn soup?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Will, We're going to one of the OG's in Chinatown.
Speaker 3: I've never ever had the prawn toast.
Speaker 2: I love a prawn toast as well.
Speaker 4: I don't have bo.
Speaker 3: I'm going home to wash and get ready to gather around.
Speaker 4: What do you mean wash?
Speaker 3: Wash yourself, wash my clothes, get ready?
Speaker 4: Do you only wash your clothes special occasion?
Speaker 3: Well, just like just make sure I've got all my
Speaker 3: clothes and everything ready.
Speaker 2: It's small, Yeah, so I.
Speaker 3: Like to pack a day out, you know me?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: But we're going home to what so we're going for
Speaker 2: a few nights? How many? How many pairs of small?
Speaker 3: I always packed two extras?
Speaker 2: You have four small.
Speaker 3: Just in case you walk around with some of your handbag,
Speaker 3: don't you?
Speaker 1: I always carry I see of emergency always. I mean
Speaker 1: not if I'm just going out for dinner, like day
Speaker 1: to day, there's always a parent me every day handbag
Speaker 1: all you might bring some to Chinese and the comedy
Speaker 1: festival Tonight.
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