WEBVTT - Full Show: Dad Had A Whip

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Melbourne Way, Melbourn.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason, Lauren, start your morning the right away be great.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Jason Laurenn Nogel one hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, good morning everybody, and welcome you a Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning. How are we all?

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<v Speaker 3>We are good? Good morning, Good morning mister standaway.

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<v Speaker 4>School holidays. We've got your other son in this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Peeling, Yes, yes, Hello, Felix how Old's Felix.

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<v Speaker 3>Felix is.

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<v Speaker 4>Twelve eleven twelve this year.

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<v Speaker 3>Twelve this year yep, yep. So what have we got?

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<v Speaker 5>Nine years to Vegas? Promised him free twenty first to take.

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<v Speaker 3>It to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring your kids in here. Maybe you should take your

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<v Speaker 2>other kids. Lauren and I are home with you today.

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<v Speaker 2>No thanks, We should just do it that you can

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<v Speaker 2>look after us at in your mansion.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what he's bought two days in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>a child each day. We should get to bring a

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<v Speaker 1>friend in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we shoulde or the dogs, the dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring the dogs in. I love the dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should bring a friend in. Friend dogs

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<v Speaker 1>dogs are for everyone. Everyone loves dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, guys, school holidays. I'm slowly working through things that

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<v Speaker 3>get Archie one day, the liability, the three year old

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<v Speaker 3>will not be coming in. That's fine, we can do that.

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<v Speaker 3>He likes Buttons and I just know you like his dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we want Archie just because.

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<v Speaker 4>We love Felix, but we want.

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<v Speaker 3>Be careful what you wish for. Hey guys, big news,

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<v Speaker 3>Lady Gaga is coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Lady Gaga. Love love, love, love love.

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<v Speaker 1>She sort of teased the announce of this tour for

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<v Speaker 1>a while.

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<v Speaker 4>It is happening.

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<v Speaker 1>She is coming to Melbourne and we have your tickets.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right, first tickets in town to see Lady Gaga

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<v Speaker 5>when she plays Melbourne. Coming up in the show, we

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<v Speaker 5>will play Lady Gaga when we do you ring, you win.

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<v Speaker 5>It is that easy easy.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the most memorable concerts I ever went to

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<v Speaker 2>was Lady Gaga really because she just does it all

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<v Speaker 2>that amazing. She puts on a show. I think the

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<v Speaker 2>last show I went to was when she entered rod

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<v Speaker 2>Laver Arena through a gigantic.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh with the next boyfriend she came.

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<v Speaker 2>The concert was a world back onto the stage through

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<v Speaker 2>a gigantic pair of legs, as in.

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<v Speaker 3>The legs open and she was born, birthed onto the sta.

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<v Speaker 4>I was born this way.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very memorable jays. You could see a crowding.

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<v Speaker 3>Crowning.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it was her, he mum right, someone

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<v Speaker 2>was outing on the stage.

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<v Speaker 3>Well there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So the shirt that was when she wore the

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<v Speaker 2>meat didn't she She wore something strange that night, but anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>she strange things.

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<v Speaker 1>Dress was the VMA that's right, do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 5>They had like one of the Sushi Mango boys out

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<v Speaker 5>the back with the meat slicele what was that fresh?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a lot chunkier than that, Like.

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<v Speaker 4>She Mango boys be doing that.

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<v Speaker 5>Just you know, if I had to ring someone to

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<v Speaker 5>help make me a meat dress, like they're Italian, they'd

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<v Speaker 5>be walking around with prosudo.

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<v Speaker 3>Everywhere they go.

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<v Speaker 2>In that way.

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<v Speaker 1>I could not make a connection between Lady Gaga and

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<v Speaker 1>Sushi Mango boys.

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<v Speaker 3>Sort of, anyone meat slicer it'd be there.

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<v Speaker 6>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't it looked like a steak. That was a job.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't like a Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, very heavy, very heavy kind of dress coming

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<v Speaker 2>to Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, your chance to win Gaga tickets.

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<v Speaker 5>A little bit later on in the show, We've got

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<v Speaker 5>a big one coming up today. We're going to be

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<v Speaker 5>priving the Pope. Our resident friendly police officer, Cheesy is

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<v Speaker 5>in after seven this morning. My eleven year old's got

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<v Speaker 5>questions for him.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, Cheesey can't wait to see him.

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<v Speaker 5>He's coming up a big show coming up this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>We mentioned before we're going to be priving the propos

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<v Speaker 5>after seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, Lady Gaga tickets on the way as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, I had a very rogue television night last night.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, for the first time in a long time,

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<v Speaker 4>we didn't turn a television.

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<v Speaker 2>Really once talk to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Not more.

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<v Speaker 4>So, we didn't even bother.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very unsettling. When one of your shows finished.

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<v Speaker 4>We actually talked to each other and then went to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>But did you Yeah, I was it was we felt

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<v Speaker 1>we don't even want to news. I mean, if this

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<v Speaker 1>is the music you play, will you lie next to

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<v Speaker 1>your partner and scroll your iPhone?

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<v Speaker 7>Then?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what he'scrolling?

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<v Speaker 4>No? Have TikTok? Anyway, what were you?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I did the news into it, as I do every night,

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<v Speaker 2>habit into the debates being Alban Easy versus Dutto. It

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<v Speaker 2>was on Sky, so that's why a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>probably missing.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know it was on publicized that it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Look it was, it was, but it wasn't. There wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>much hype.

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<v Speaker 4>I watched the presidential debate.

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<v Speaker 2>It's much the same, I know, But why was I?

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<v Speaker 1>Why was I more into that than this question?

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<v Speaker 3>Really good question about it because it's trumpy.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I would have watched that I've known, but

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>So news first into debate, into first episode of white

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<v Speaker 2>load of season three because I'm so far behind.

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<v Speaker 4>Now it's a good time.

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<v Speaker 2>What a mix, what a rogue television?

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't diggle and on holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about the debate because inside the room it

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<v Speaker 2>was like a sort of town hall style forum when

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<v Speaker 2>they had live audience and the audience fired the questions

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<v Speaker 2>at Dutton. Right, So that's why they call it a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a town hall set up. But there undred

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<v Speaker 2>undecided voters, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I can see you being a mediator on one of those.

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<v Speaker 2>Thankfully it was the exceptional Kieran Gilbert from Sky Gilbert,

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<v Speaker 2>Tim Gilbert's his brother.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're right, Sarah Arbo do one last time?

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<v Speaker 2>She did?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So usually they have two or three in each network

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<v Speaker 2>take it in turns to host one brand.

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<v Speaker 3>Daniel do channel teen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they should have Todd Woodbridge from channel nine

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<v Speaker 1>tipping point. The tipping point, can you imagine, get Elbow

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<v Speaker 1>and Dao on the tipping.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred undecided voters and then at the end those

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<v Speaker 2>voters vote, they vote for a winner. So on this occasion,

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<v Speaker 2>the undecided voters voted forty four thirty five in favor

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<v Speaker 2>of the PM in favor of Elbow, so he had

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<v Speaker 2>a pretty handy win. There were still twenty one people

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<v Speaker 2>undecided who thought, do.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, Oh, come on, surely they just have

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<v Speaker 1>to make well, just put it.

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly, make a vote unless they ticked the box.

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<v Speaker 2>But what followed was a propaganda storm on the Twitters

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<v Speaker 2>and the Instagrams and the tiktoks and the facebooks of

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<v Speaker 2>the world. The Liberal Party decided to do a trumpet

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<v Speaker 2>and declared Peter Dutton the winner. Right, because they just thought,

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<v Speaker 2>chuck it on social.

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<v Speaker 1>Media cares campaign, we can say dutto one.

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<v Speaker 2>So now they're in a bit of they're in a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of strife today for trying to influence the outcome

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<v Speaker 2>of the debate.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it a little bit reminiscent of radio shows on

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<v Speaker 3>survey Day. We're we're number one.

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<v Speaker 2>The West Green I think Duddo was number one with

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<v Speaker 2>sixty plus.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean they're still part of it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is it is.

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<v Speaker 4>So when's the next one? Because I'll be sure to tuney.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, maybe we could go the question askers and

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<v Speaker 1>the button.

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<v Speaker 2>For ah, the moderator how long.

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<v Speaker 3>To go for?

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<v Speaker 4>No, not the moderators, just to debate.

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<v Speaker 2>What would you here you go question each What would

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<v Speaker 2>you ask?

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<v Speaker 3>How much longer is this going to go?

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<v Speaker 2>For Lauren? I would ask, here we go?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Miss Phillips. No, shoot, but don't shoot.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, where do you sit on a three day weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about a four day week working week?

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<v Speaker 3>You got my boat.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm also happy to work from home. I'm cool with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Breakfast radio hosts against that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, he's for that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah he's noney Moore.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah no, he's flips. He's flipp he's gone back.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's just going twelve past six.

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<v Speaker 3>Clem makesure keeps in the loop on the next one.

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<v Speaker 4>When is the next one?

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<v Speaker 2>I assume it's a couple of weeks. May third, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's coming to next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we get rid of all those silly little ads

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<v Speaker 3>spoken by Jas Hawkins for the Navor Party.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, just ridiculous patriots of Trumpet?

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<v Speaker 2>What is the patriot of trumpet?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, it's five Palmer's.

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<v Speaker 2>Party, But what is a patriot?

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<v Speaker 1>He thought it would make people trump Donald Trump, and

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<v Speaker 1>and it might.

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<v Speaker 4>I did hear an interview with him?

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<v Speaker 5>He was sorry, sorry, sorry? Did I just did? I

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<v Speaker 5>just catch it out of the corner of my eye.

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<v Speaker 5>You were talking about Clive Palmer and our executive producer

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<v Speaker 5>Brady put his fist in the air, like, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the ad. Do you trumping the patriots?

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a we've got a fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Clive Palmers started Dinosaur Park or something. Yes, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Clive Palmer had his own like movie world starle like Google.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a resort. Was he roaming?

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<v Speaker 9>Not?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, haven't you seen this, Jas?

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<v Speaker 3>It was a resort in Queensland. No, that was like australas.

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<v Speaker 1>With Clive Palmer resorts.

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<v Speaker 5>Clive, so it's a resort and then amongst the resort

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<v Speaker 5>was giant sculptures of Dinas resort.

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<v Speaker 2>With age seeing him and.

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<v Speaker 1>His Dick Chino saw park.

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<v Speaker 3>You ready, yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Billionaire Clive Palmer's Palmas Saurus Dinosaur Park featured one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and sixty animated replica dinosaurs and was located at these

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<v Speaker 1>cool and resort in Queensland Sunshine.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, someone ready to run dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 1>It was called parma Sur.

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<v Speaker 4>Parmasur.

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<v Speaker 3>Just gone quarter bout six.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, good morning Melbourne. It is just gone twenty three

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<v Speaker 5>to seven. She's going to find up to be a

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<v Speaker 5>good looking date today.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit of cloud around, yes, the warm weather.

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<v Speaker 4>He's coming back Melbourne getting excited.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to you this morning, Lauren? Because you're usually

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<v Speaker 2>the last in the door. My first one here really

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<v Speaker 2>threw me, really threw me. I was the last year

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<v Speaker 2>I never collected the bronze.

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<v Speaker 3>But of you don't know, you change your clocks.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, it's his first one.

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<v Speaker 3>You like.

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<v Speaker 2>The hair is doing stuff that it's never done.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night with my hair and a wet in a

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<v Speaker 1>braid and I've worken up this morning and it's very

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<v Speaker 1>fluffy and crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Look I like it. Look at that it's very curly.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're just missing the little colored things you know

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<v Speaker 3>when you go to Fiji.

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<v Speaker 1>And braids.

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<v Speaker 2>That look at the moment isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think this is in fashion. I think this

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<v Speaker 1>is just look a bit like I'm in the league

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<v Speaker 1>of her own this morning baseball T shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not baseball.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a La Breat movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a crackers and field of dreams, dreams.

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<v Speaker 3>If you build it.

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<v Speaker 4>They will come.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Nice work, Hey, guys, very important week this week it

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<v Speaker 5>is Anti street Harassment Week. I think it's really important

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<v Speaker 5>to highlight things like this and just remind people, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>to have these heavy conversations. Laurel Paris is committed to

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<v Speaker 5>ending street harassment through their Bystander Intervention training in partnership

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<v Speaker 5>with Plan International, and look, we caught up for a

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<v Speaker 5>very special podcast with their ambassador this year.

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<v Speaker 3>His name is Terrang.

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<v Speaker 5>He's thirty eight years old and back in twenty fifteen

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<v Speaker 5>he lost his sister, Nikki. She was murdered by her husband,

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<v Speaker 5>which is just horrific, horrific.

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<v Speaker 3>We spoke to him about this campaign which is so

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<v Speaker 3>important and how you can get involved yourself.

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<v Speaker 10>And for a lot of guys, we don't go through

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<v Speaker 10>the world like that, right, we'd want the same for

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<v Speaker 10>all the women in our lives, right, That's what a

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<v Speaker 10>lot of the good men will tell me that I

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<v Speaker 10>don't want the women that I know, or any woman

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<v Speaker 10>to have to go through life feeling scared, right, just

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<v Speaker 10>trying to get to the shops. You know, these are

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<v Speaker 10>basic every day do I say their money? They're boring

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<v Speaker 10>things that we have to do every day, right, And

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<v Speaker 10>if you're self selecting out of that because you're worried

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<v Speaker 10>about what could happen, it's just an awful reality to

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<v Speaker 10>live in. And this is happening to seventy eight percent

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<v Speaker 10>of austrained women.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an education piece for a lot of us, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and including us as in.

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<v Speaker 1>To teach people what to do and how to stand

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<v Speaker 1>up if you see inappropriate behavior, whether it's with someone

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<v Speaker 1>you know or a stranger on the street.

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<v Speaker 5>If you go to Lorel Paris dot com dot au

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<v Speaker 5>forward slash stand up, it looks like ten to fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's an education that I think we all need.

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<v Speaker 5>And there is a special interview with Terang on.

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<v Speaker 3>Our podcast feed. If you want to go and have

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<v Speaker 3>a listen, just search Jason.

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<v Speaker 2>Lauren Strange stuff going on overseas in the United States. Jase,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you heard or saw overnight. But

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<v Speaker 2>Trumpy has now increased the tariff on China. He's doubled down.

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<v Speaker 2>He's doubled down, more than double down. It's now one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and two percent. Was there a new chart? Was

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<v Speaker 2>he long he needs another charge?

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<v Speaker 4>But actually one hundred and.

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<v Speaker 2>So Now countries from right the way around the world,

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<v Speaker 2>including Australia, are now negotiating with the White House. I

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<v Speaker 2>think there's seventy active negotiations underway right now.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of zoom meetings.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's banning a lot of things, banning a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of things in this what now All This article raised

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<v Speaker 2>a few eyebrows because new laws could soon be passed

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<v Speaker 2>in America as part of what he's described as the

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<v Speaker 2>Make America Great Again crackdown, which targets people's sex lives

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<v Speaker 2>and saying sex lives, I'm talking adult sex toys.

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<v Speaker 4>Adult toys. Now, I saw this story, right, What do.

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<v Speaker 3>You mean we're getting to tariff from most.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's saying, you can have a maximum of six,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can have as.

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<v Speaker 2>You're telling me, you can get six into your shopping basket.

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<v Speaker 3>But no more.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can buy as many guns as you want. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's a limit on Adult Toy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, their weapons what a master strip?

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<v Speaker 4>Explain what you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>The push to make for instance, let's let's say vibrators

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<v Speaker 2>much harder, uh, for want of a better for major

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<v Speaker 2>retailers like Walmart, stock to stock.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like the toilet paper cap, you know when

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<v Speaker 3>we were only.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So what he's saying you can't sell them in

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<v Speaker 1>like grocery stores.

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<v Speaker 4>But how many can you buy? Is it six?

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<v Speaker 2>There is a cap? He's introducing a cap of six.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, six at a time.

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<v Speaker 2>You can only have six, six at a time in

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<v Speaker 2>the basket.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine being the checkout chick going sorry, you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to return one of them. Donald Trump says you can

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<v Speaker 1>only have six. But if you'd like to buy seven

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<v Speaker 1>guns today, help yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what, Look, I'm no way on trumpy side, but

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<v Speaker 3>do you need to buy more than six at a time?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's none of your business.

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<v Speaker 2>We are doing at home, Hey guys, I mean, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're in Target, you're going to buy a CD or something?

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<v Speaker 4>Whoa CD?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh just stumbled into the vibrator.

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<v Speaker 4>The Adult Toy Isle.

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<v Speaker 3>Executive producer Brody has brought in some photo of a

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<v Speaker 3>pop quiz what's that that is called the adjustable lesh loop.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, it's called an erection enhancing lasso, like a ted lasso.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a lassoo. For all the cowboy lovers out there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just I guess that's for the men.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, says what's that about eving a horse

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<v Speaker 1>and riding a cowboy?

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<v Speaker 6>Again?

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<v Speaker 4>Another one?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the point of this?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry? This is just some of the things that are

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<v Speaker 3>on sale these days.

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<v Speaker 1>It is an egg for men.

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<v Speaker 4>Boiled egg.

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<v Speaker 1>These egg toys don't even look like toys, but they'll

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<v Speaker 1>definitely get your hard boiled.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think they should be selling them in a

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<v Speaker 5>pack of six that actually look like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do a pack of eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>What's I don't understand?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm guessing those eggs.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you read the description?

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<v Speaker 5>You will when you put it there and you meant to,

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<v Speaker 5>I think it goes yeah, and then you.

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<v Speaker 1>Even on their own descriptions. We're still quite sure how

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<v Speaker 1>these work. No, but apparently each egg has a different

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<v Speaker 1>internal texture.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's why they're selling them in packs of six.

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<v Speaker 2>Depending on your mood.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get your hard boiled, get your bit clucky A

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<v Speaker 1>kissy carpet.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it's a mercan.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh is that what it is? It looks like a

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<v Speaker 3>miniature version of that carpet we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>The other day.

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<v Speaker 3>It goes the base of the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is a red merchant.

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<v Speaker 2>This might be a little smaller than the we mates.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't worry for it's not your color because we have

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<v Speaker 4>them in other funds.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, so what's the point of this.

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<v Speaker 3>We're just we're just going through some of the things

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<v Speaker 3>that are on that. Well.

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<v Speaker 1>What we're going to do, Clint is if you could

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<v Speaker 1>only have five, which five would you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Is this corn? This is oh? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>what is that one that's called the corn holder? No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a corn No, it's look, it's caught on the cob.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like it's called the It says it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Made from a bad minton handle. So it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>holder chew toy. It's a cob of corn with someone's

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<v Speaker 1>made that on Etsy.

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<v Speaker 3>No, oh, you can't be buying these on Etsy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, grip on. It looks like a tennis racket, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what it says.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a bad minton handle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, no, hey, oh yeah, I'm interested to see

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<v Speaker 2>where you go with this? Ja?

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<v Speaker 1>Where on earth are you finding me?

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<v Speaker 2>Look silly?

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty fourteen is our numbers?

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>So we wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, We've got on our screen like a direct

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<v Speaker 1>mirror of his computer screen, and he has made a

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<v Speaker 1>PowerPoint called toys. Did you just happen to have this

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<v Speaker 1>on your computer anyway? Or was that for this segment?

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<v Speaker 2>I even put sound. I even put slight effects on it,

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<v Speaker 2>like the swoo shirt comes in and out, because.

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<v Speaker 3>What I didn't know there was sound? Thirteen twenty fourten.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we talk adult toy shopping?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, have yours been found?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think anyone's I think it's all online these days,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, people are still going into shops, the shops by.

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<v Speaker 4>Them in the shops.

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<v Speaker 2>There's adult shops everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, it's been a real movement that in

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<v Speaker 1>like women's beauty exactly. You can buy all of these

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<v Speaker 1>adult toys on like a door beauty on like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the stores.

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<v Speaker 5>Thirty twenty four let's talk toy shopping? Did you run

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<v Speaker 5>into someone you know? Did someone find your little hall?

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<v Speaker 5>Thirteen twenty four ten is.

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<v Speaker 4>Out told you had too many in your bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sorry, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got to leave some for.

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<v Speaker 3>The rest of us?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got a corn hole? In return?

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a condo vouchers pay less so you can

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<v Speaker 3>play more of this Easter thanks to add Conda.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll be thrilled.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty four ten is our number toy shopping. What happened

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<v Speaker 3>to you? We're talking adult shopping.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Trumpy in America wants to make it more difficult

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<v Speaker 2>for people to purchase adult toy toys, all of them.

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<v Speaker 5>Thirteen twenty four ten is our number if you had

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<v Speaker 5>dramas when adult shopping or with your adult purchases.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there's as you drive out to the airport, I

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<v Speaker 2>know there's quite a large retailer, aren't that way? Sexy

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<v Speaker 2>Land on the left hand side.

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<v Speaker 3>My kids sing the.

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<v Speaker 1>Jingle what this jingle here right now?

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<v Speaker 2>To take me out?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Good on?

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<v Speaker 4>You get out to see.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a real education.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a catchy one.

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<v Speaker 4>Find all kinds of things there, you know how.

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<v Speaker 3>Like when you're a kid, you'd see businesses along with the

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<v Speaker 3>ribe when you're driving.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And we had friends in the car the other day

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm like, oh god, we're going past it. Please

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<v Speaker 5>don't see police, don't see.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, all right, Alana and Lara, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened to you?

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<v Speaker 6>So mine's not shopping. I still live with my parents.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm at Uni and everything. So when when we were

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<v Speaker 6>moving house a few months ago, I was going through

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<v Speaker 6>my drawers and I found, you know, an item, and

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<v Speaker 6>my you know, dad was coming into the room, so

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<v Speaker 6>I panicked and threw it into one of my boxes.

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<v Speaker 6>Fast forward to when we're unpacking the house. I happened

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<v Speaker 6>to be at work and my mum and my godmother

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<v Speaker 6>had gone to you know, unpack and help the house up.

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<v Speaker 6>I told my mum later that and I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 6>how did everything go? She's like, yeah, good. You know

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<v Speaker 6>your auntie found.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, your little what with the kitchen in the lingerde.

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<v Speaker 6>Draw no, with my clothes, And I didn't think anything

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<v Speaker 6>of it because I completely forgot about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, at least it was your auntie and not dad.

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<v Speaker 6>It's less oh no, because she picked it up and

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<v Speaker 6>ran out and told my mum and then ran out.

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<v Speaker 5>And told my dad and the whole day what are

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<v Speaker 5>they eight years old?

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<v Speaker 6>She was like, oh no, could I found? And everyone

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<v Speaker 6>just laughed it off. But as soon as I heard

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<v Speaker 6>my mom saying, my partner and I just looked at

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<v Speaker 6>each other and we were like, yeah, we know what

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<v Speaker 6>she's gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Oh well you've moved out at home now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's none of their business what you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing, Chloe in packing them good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>And so I was at the shop having a great

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<v Speaker 7>look and then I get a phone call from my

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<v Speaker 7>four kids, who were on the bus phone from school,

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<v Speaker 7>going Mum, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait? Where did you Did they see you going into Sexyland?

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<v Speaker 7>No, they were on the bus and I thought, I'll

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<v Speaker 7>quickly picking the friday school pick up. They go, what

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<v Speaker 7>did you go to the local adult shop?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Mom, you've got life three sixty on. No, I knew

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<v Speaker 7>you still did it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's that's on them for tracking Mom, you exactly

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<v Speaker 5>And they.

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<v Speaker 7>Go, what are you doing in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Good?

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<v Speaker 7>Dad made me.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask your father. That's the best deflection all your father.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty buck says, Dad doesn't know about that. Sad wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>have a clothing And that's that's on the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're saying you've already got four kids, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>need any more.

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<v Speaker 4>The way to go.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have went to the shop a couple Yes, hello,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning. What happened to you saying awkward?

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<v Speaker 6>I hope a little.

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<v Speaker 12>Bit of a backstory. I lived at home with both

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<v Speaker 12>my parents, and my dad had recently had an affair

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<v Speaker 12>on mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Oop dad, naughty dad. Dads in the.

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<v Speaker 12>Thing, but they I went into the Sexy Land and

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<v Speaker 12>funny enough, who was at the other side of the store.

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<v Speaker 12>It was actually him. He had a whip in his hand,

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<v Speaker 12>and I literally just froze. I run to the corner

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<v Speaker 12>of the store.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he have the girlfriend there too?

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<v Speaker 12>No, he didn't, Thank thank goodness. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 12>I would have done there, but I hit him the

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<v Speaker 12>corner of the shop and then I wasn't really speaking

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<v Speaker 12>to him at the time. But then the next time

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<v Speaker 12>I saw him was at Christmas, and I just look

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<v Speaker 12>at him every time and I just think, oh, I

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<v Speaker 12>know what you've done, Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder, I wonder, what's him my Chris Kringled dad?

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<v Speaker 3>So does it to this day? Does he know you

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<v Speaker 3>saw him buying the whip? We made icon?

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<v Speaker 2>You should have been wearing one of those masks.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes, you know what I should have, but hang on.

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<v Speaker 4>He made eye contact and then he never discussed it again.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, never saw him at Christmas, and I just thought, well,

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<v Speaker 12>I know what you've done. I know your biggest secret.

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<v Speaker 1>His dad and you listen, Dad with the whip. I

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<v Speaker 1>like the thought of it. The thought of it is

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<v Speaker 1>like panic inducing. If I saw my dad buying a.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he strikes me as a whip guy.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't even finish.

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<v Speaker 3>Robbie, you'd have the cowboy hat onto, like you go

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<v Speaker 3>the full.

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<v Speaker 2>Cowboy hat show.

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<v Speaker 3>If he's got a whip and everything. I think, we

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, Chaps.

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<v Speaker 4>I should never have bought my daddy.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop talking about my dad like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Jasmine, Good morning, chaps, Jasmine, what happened to you?

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<v Speaker 13>It was mortifying. A few years ago, I was in

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<v Speaker 13>a secret lesbian relationship with one of my friends and

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<v Speaker 13>we decided to go to sexy Land buy some things yep.

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<v Speaker 13>And while we were there, we noticed that the shop

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<v Speaker 13>but keepers were like walking around looking a bit weird.

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<v Speaker 13>So we asked him what was wrong, and they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 13>someone just tried to kind of break into one of

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<v Speaker 13>the workers' cars and we're just keeping eye on it.

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<v Speaker 13>So like, oh, no, we'll go outside to check.

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<v Speaker 3>Our car and n someone stole your car.

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<v Speaker 13>Yep, we were stuck there. We had to wait for

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<v Speaker 13>the police to come, and I had to call my

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<v Speaker 13>mom who had to come pick us up, and we

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<v Speaker 13>had to tell her we were lesbian.

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<v Speaker 4>You could have caught an over, Jasmine.

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<v Speaker 6>This is ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just shopping with a friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, all right, love, that's finally out of all the

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<v Speaker 3>cars to get stolen.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you pick up a bargain, Jasmine.

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<v Speaker 6>No, carried home with my mom.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, you're on Ober one hundred. It is Jason Lauren

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<v Speaker 5>clint here as well. We're doing a thanks to mates.

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<v Speaker 5>She already express and coming up after seven point thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheesy.

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<v Speaker 5>Our friendly police officer is in to answer your questions.

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<v Speaker 5>And today he's going to go through our results because

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<v Speaker 5>we all sat the police entrance exam.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was flying through it and then it

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<v Speaker 1>timed out. Anyway, we will get to that shortly, but

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<v Speaker 1>right now I want to talk about something very important.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the beginning of the Witchery white shirt campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you might have heard about this, you might have

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<v Speaker 1>seen it before. The Witchery white shirt campaign raises money

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<v Speaker 1>for the OCRF, which is the Ovarian Cancer Research Foundation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the seventeenth year that this has run. All proceeds

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<v Speaker 1>go straight to the OCRF from this shirt. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>part of the campaign. It's a huge privilege to be

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<v Speaker 1>a part of this campaign.

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<v Speaker 3>You've done it for number of years.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it's really important.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot a lot of people have put their

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<v Speaker 1>faces and their names to it. There's an amazing video

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<v Speaker 1>that's just been released. But it's really important that we

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<v Speaker 1>all talk about ovarian cancer because one woman dies every

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<v Speaker 1>eight hours from ovarian cancer and around one eight hundred

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen Australians are diagnosed with this insidious disease every year.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a listen to this new campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>Every great change begins with a single thread, a thread

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<v Speaker 1>that can acts us all a community united in purpose.

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<v Speaker 9>To ensure a healthy, vital future for everyone affected by

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<v Speaker 9>ovarian cancer.

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<v Speaker 4>This is more than just a shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>It's seventeen years of the Wittery white shirt.

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<v Speaker 8>Campaign, raising more than seventeen million dollars for the Ovarian

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<v Speaker 8>Cancer Research Foundation.

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<v Speaker 4>But there's still so much to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Less than half of the women diagnosed with ovarian cancer

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<v Speaker 1>today will survive the next five years.

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<v Speaker 4>There is promising research in the pipeline, but right now

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<v Speaker 4>there is no early detection test.

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<v Speaker 1>Treatment options are limited, and the disease often recurs.

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<v Speaker 4>This needs to end.

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<v Speaker 2>Every shirt purchased helps fund life saving research. Every stitch

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<v Speaker 2>a step closer to ending ovarian cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>Together where Weaving hope all proceeds go to the OCRF.

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<v Speaker 4>Where the shirt and the fire. This white shirt can

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<v Speaker 4>help end ovarian cancer.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's some harrowing statistics in there. Less than

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<v Speaker 1>half of the women diagnosed with ovarian cancer will survive

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<v Speaker 1>the next five years. Do you know how scary that

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<v Speaker 1>is as a woman. It's terrifying because the thing about

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<v Speaker 1>ovarian cancer is that by the time women are diagnosed

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<v Speaker 1>with ovarian cancer, it's often far too late. It's in

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<v Speaker 1>the very late stages because there is no early detection test.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think a lot of women and I always

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<v Speaker 1>thought it too, until I got involved with the OCRF.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, perhap smear helped detect ovarian cancer, and it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>So Witchery do this amazing collaboration where every year they

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<v Speaker 1>release a white shirt and in the last seventeen years

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<v Speaker 1>they've raised over seventeen million dollars. But we still need

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<v Speaker 1>to raise more money to help find that early detection test. Clint,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're an ambassador for the OCRF as well.

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<v Speaker 1>And while this is something that affects women, it affects

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<v Speaker 1>our sisters and our mothers, and our wives, and our

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriends and our daughters.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so striking. I mean, I've been a supporter and

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<v Speaker 2>ambassador for the OCRF for the best part of fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're right, you think so many women in your lives,

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<v Speaker 2>and this campaign is just so poignant. You think of

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<v Speaker 2>your nan, your mum, your sisters, your nieces, your friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Right And unfortunately for me, one of the most insidious

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<v Speaker 2>cancers and the worst gynecological cancers, claimed the life of

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<v Speaker 2>my beautiful friend Mandy near On fifteen years ago, which

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<v Speaker 2>is why I got involved. And since then, me and

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<v Speaker 2>my family and I know you Lauren have we've immersed

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<v Speaker 2>ourselves in the foundation and met some stunning women, some

0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 2>brave women who I'm thinking of this morning, women like

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<v Speaker 2>the beautiful Helen Hatsus, beautiful Leanne Flynn as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Leanne was a friend of our show.

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<v Speaker 1>She came on our show, jac met Leanne and her

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<v Speaker 1>three beautiful daughters, who were thinking of today as well.

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<v Speaker 1>She came on and told her story many times, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never forget her being in here saying when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not here, you all need.

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<v Speaker 4>To be my voice.

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<v Speaker 1>So I encourage everyone if you can, to buy the

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<v Speaker 1>white shirt from Witchery. One hundred percent of the proceeds

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<v Speaker 1>go to the OCRs.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's so important as well, because there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of different charities and things out there where a

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<v Speaker 3>percentage goes. This is one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and there's some amazing Go and watch that video.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really powerful, and there's some incredible women in at

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<v Speaker 1>cat Stuarts. There are Arbo, Just Fox, Laura, Henhwoyt and

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<v Speaker 1>listlely on. You might have recognized some of those voices

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<v Speaker 1>and end in that video.

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<v Speaker 2>As we sit here today. Research is the key here

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<v Speaker 2>because there is no early detection test, which is quite striking,

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<v Speaker 2>and the symptoms are just so The symptoms for this disease,

0:31:49.600 --> 0:31:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Jason just so vague. You know. Abdominal bloating is one

0:31:53.560 --> 0:31:56.040
<v Speaker 2>of them, but it's passed over it as so many

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<v Speaker 2>different things. And the last thing women think or want, obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>is to be diagnosed with the cancer.

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<v Speaker 3>So far with modern medicine, but then it's crazy that

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<v Speaker 3>we still don't have we have with.

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<v Speaker 4>Detection so far to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Ovarian cancer is the most lethal of women's cancers, and

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<v Speaker 1>like Clint said, the scary thing is that a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the symptoms are symptoms that women have every month anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so you often don't know. But I do beg you

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<v Speaker 1>if you think there is something wrong and something doesn't

0:32:25.920 --> 0:32:29.200
<v Speaker 1>feel right or doesn't feel normal, please please please go

0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:30.600
<v Speaker 1>and speak to your GP about it.

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<v Speaker 2>And a shout out today to the team at the OCRF.

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<v Speaker 2>They are celebrating their twenty fifth anniversary this year, which

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:40.680
<v Speaker 2>is something quite extraordinary, which was born out of something

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<v Speaker 2>quite small, and I know they put pour their heart

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<v Speaker 2>and soul not just into this campaign, but into so

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<v Speaker 2>many campaigns and they're doing great work.

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<v Speaker 1>Shirts are available now which theyrewittery dot com dot au

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<v Speaker 1>or you can head in store.

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<v Speaker 4>It's also a really cool shirt bye for your mum.

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<v Speaker 4>I was thinking it's a great gift.

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<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, it's it's really really important that we have

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<v Speaker 1>these conversations and that we raise as much money as

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<v Speaker 1>we can to find that Billy detection test.

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<v Speaker 2>Lawrence.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, we love the Victorian Police.

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<v Speaker 5>Every couple of weeks we get a different area of

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<v Speaker 5>the cops in and every couple of weeks we catch

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<v Speaker 5>up with our resident friendly police officer Cheesy.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning, Good morning everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I missed you last time you were in here,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was because I was away.

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<v Speaker 4>I took a week off.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a bit of an emergency amongst our family

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<v Speaker 1>and friends and I had to go to Queensland very quickly,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was a police incident, and it was the

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<v Speaker 1>first time I had seen firsthand how hard the police

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<v Speaker 1>work in moments of trauma and under very difficult circumstances.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just want to say thank you because I've

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<v Speaker 1>never fully understand how stressful and hard your jobs can be,

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw it firsthand, and I saw how hard

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<v Speaker 1>you guys work, the Victorian Police, New South Wales, Queensland Police,

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<v Speaker 1>but policemen in general.

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<v Speaker 4>And thank you for all the work you do.

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<v Speaker 11>Thanks Lauren. I think often our members go and get

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<v Speaker 11>involved in situations which are very traumatic to people who

0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:19.960
<v Speaker 11>are involved. Yes, So to hear that the service and

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<v Speaker 11>the professionalism of the police in regards to you and

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<v Speaker 11>your friends was great is really what we own for.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you're dealing in such stressful situations, and the

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<v Speaker 1>police officers we dealt with did it with such grace

0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:35.480
<v Speaker 1>and poise and understanding in such a difficult situation, and

0:34:35.880 --> 0:34:38.600
<v Speaker 1>that must be so taxing and tolling on you as

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<v Speaker 1>police officers as well.

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<v Speaker 11>I think it is taxing, and we've seen that with

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<v Speaker 11>the number of people who are going out on stress

0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 11>after being in the police force for a long period

0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 11>of time. We just need to try and you know,

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:50.280
<v Speaker 11>people look at us in these times to take charge

0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:52.840
<v Speaker 11>and have leadership and be professional, and we try and

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<v Speaker 11>do that, but you know, we're people as well, so

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<v Speaker 11>there is an emotional toll often with what we go through.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I switch gears if possible? I want to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about something that's been in the headlines, and that is

0:35:05.800 --> 0:35:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Toning mock Bell, one of Victoria's more notorious criminals.

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<v Speaker 3>You ever come across him?

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<v Speaker 11>I met him years ago. He was actually in custody

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<v Speaker 11>and I was part of the escort to where we

0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:19.440
<v Speaker 11>were going.

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<v Speaker 4>So what about the escort for this latest court appearance

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<v Speaker 4>with the.

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<v Speaker 1>Big mac truck?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you call the big garment truck?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, we have that like the bear cat.

0:35:31.880 --> 0:35:32.080
<v Speaker 3>Cat.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's got a he's got an ankle bracelet on.

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<v Speaker 2>Now his movement is monitored, but is also dependent on

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<v Speaker 2>bail conditions obviously, so what he's bail. Generally someone like

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<v Speaker 2>him would have to report to police daily.

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<v Speaker 11>So he's reporting daily, he has an ankle bracelet on.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm not I'm not aware of any other conditions. There's

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<v Speaker 11>just you know, the risk of flight because led last

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<v Speaker 11>time to Greece. Clearly, so the cord is satisfied that

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<v Speaker 11>the bail conditions imposed will make him more accountable.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what's chat like with when he comes to the

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<v Speaker 2>police station, Tony, how's your take?

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<v Speaker 11>It's really funny. So some of O are more notorious notorious,

0:36:10.920 --> 0:36:14.400
<v Speaker 11>infamous people, you know they are. They are business people,

0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:17.160
<v Speaker 11>just in a different business. They can be very charismatic.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon he would be very good.

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<v Speaker 5>Even when he strutted out of court the other day

0:36:22.160 --> 0:36:25.080
<v Speaker 5>and like the nice press suit, there was some cheers.

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<v Speaker 3>It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I think he did a lot. Like even though

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<v Speaker 11>his money, his money that he gained was through a

0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 11>through criminal activity, he was very generous with that money

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<v Speaker 11>to other people. So it's like a Robin Hood sort

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<v Speaker 11>of scenario.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to yet another chapter in in Melbourne's Underworld.

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<v Speaker 3>Professional to ask for a selfie when you're coming him.

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<v Speaker 3>My imagine, I don't think I can get a selfie?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, gotcha.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon people would be seeing him because he was

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<v Speaker 1>out at Northland the other day going people.

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<v Speaker 4>He would your mind. He was down the shape.

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<v Speaker 2>After shave shopping.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't hear the smartphone to take the photo. He's

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<v Speaker 3>not allowed to touch.

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:09.200
<v Speaker 2>No, he's got a smartphone band phone.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gonna have a no here.

0:37:10.920 --> 0:37:14.760
<v Speaker 1>So if you get about the phone but not a smartphone, hello.

0:37:16.560 --> 0:37:17.759
<v Speaker 2>Not allowed at the two pay shop.

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<v Speaker 1>After we.

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<v Speaker 5>Just quickly before we get to a pressing issue, which

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<v Speaker 5>is us joining the police force. I've got my eleven

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<v Speaker 5>year old son.

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<v Speaker 1>Felix, morning school, holidays, Felix. If you don't behave yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to arrest you and take you to the police.

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<v Speaker 3>I would not want that.

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:38.960
<v Speaker 5>Cheesy just said he can take a rip in the

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:43.760
<v Speaker 5>squad car. I was like, mate, sick. A couple of issues.

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<v Speaker 5>First thing is the Minecraft movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Is huge at the moment, the Minecraft like in the mind.

0:37:50.440 --> 0:37:53.919
<v Speaker 3>Jack Black, you know the game Minecraft they made into

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<v Speaker 3>a movie. It's huge. But there's YouTube clips going around

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<v Speaker 3>telling kids to scream.

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<v Speaker 5>Out lines and stuff in the movie scream It All Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and kids are jumping on chairs their lines out and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Felix was concerned that you can get arrested for doing

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<v Speaker 3>that in the movies.

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<v Speaker 11>Is that Felix, my my son, My year old son

0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:11.799
<v Speaker 11>went with his mates two nights ago and he showed

0:38:11.840 --> 0:38:16.000
<v Speaker 11>me video. They were screaming what are they screaming?

0:38:17.040 --> 0:38:17.640
<v Speaker 4>Like chanting?

0:38:17.920 --> 0:38:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Can you get arrested for that?

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<v Speaker 11>You said the movie wasn't great. Everybody was in what

0:38:23.239 --> 0:38:23.880
<v Speaker 11>are you screaming?

0:38:24.400 --> 0:38:27.320
<v Speaker 3>Like screaming out? What are they screaming lines in the movie?

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:29.240
<v Speaker 3>Like memes in the movie?

0:38:29.400 --> 0:38:30.360
<v Speaker 4>Like what can you give me?

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Example?

0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:39.200
<v Speaker 4>I I'm Steve, I'm Steve, I am Steve Like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you can't get in strife.

0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:44.960
<v Speaker 4>Speaking of there are things that you could get arrested

0:38:45.040 --> 0:38:45.680
<v Speaker 4>for in the movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, behave to no exactly.

0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:50.720
<v Speaker 3>And you hope that shenanigans aren't going on in the Minecraft.

0:38:50.320 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 5>Movie Cheesy there was. There's a viral video that keeps

0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:56.319
<v Speaker 5>popping up on my Instagram feeder. The kids are all

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<v Speaker 5>over it. And when Felix found out you're coming in

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<v Speaker 5>this morning, he wanted to ask you an important question.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your badge number?

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<v Speaker 11>What badge number is?

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:05.279
<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 11>So when you join, you get a number and it's

0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:08.680
<v Speaker 11>a quench all. So they go up. So I'm a

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<v Speaker 11>two six zero two nine and I think we're up

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<v Speaker 11>to forty five?

0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:19.800
<v Speaker 4>What's that?

0:39:20.960 --> 0:39:22.239
<v Speaker 11>What does that mean that?

0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:25.520
<v Speaker 5>I've seen this video There is a guy all over

0:39:25.680 --> 0:39:27.880
<v Speaker 5>Instagram and he's traveling the world and he walks up

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<v Speaker 5>the cops, going watch your badge number, and they give

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<v Speaker 5>it and they're like, good boy. And he's become so

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<v Speaker 5>big that some police officers are recognizing him now and

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:35.960
<v Speaker 5>then they're calling him out first.

0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:37.799
<v Speaker 1>So what happens if someone asks your badge number?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have to tell them?

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<v Speaker 11>I have no issue telling them. We often have when

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:44.520
<v Speaker 11>we go to demonstrations. Now you know, we had the

0:39:44.640 --> 0:39:46.799
<v Speaker 11>name tag like I've got on now. Yeah, but then

0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:48.040
<v Speaker 11>we were getting spam by.

0:39:54.520 --> 0:39:58.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh those people so annoying? Are they? Don't you just

0:39:58.200 --> 0:39:59.120
<v Speaker 4>hate those people?

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<v Speaker 3>You can't even taze them in the foot or anything,

0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:01.840
<v Speaker 3>can you.

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<v Speaker 11>There's just there's just you know, there's no middle ground.

0:40:04.719 --> 0:40:05.600
<v Speaker 3>No, there really isn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys. Let me set the scene to get to the

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<v Speaker 5>police force you have to do the police recruitment exams.

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<v Speaker 1>The police recruitment exam, some of the questions, oh my

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:25.800
<v Speaker 1>goodness are so basic. I was like, surely, surely, surely

0:40:25.920 --> 0:40:28.359
<v Speaker 1>this isn't real, and I was like, is this for real?

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 4>And then all of a sudden it got so hard.

0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:34.920
<v Speaker 11>So when I joined, you didn't need year twelve.

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 1>So first four questions had the past Felix could have passed.

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<v Speaker 11>It's harder now and it is still difficult, but most

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:47.120
<v Speaker 11>people pass, and we have dropped. We have dropped the

0:40:47.160 --> 0:40:48.680
<v Speaker 11>stand a little bit because you're trying to get more

0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:51.080
<v Speaker 11>people to stand it. Okay, that's probably true.

0:40:51.120 --> 0:40:51.880
<v Speaker 3>Here's the go We've got to.

0:40:51.880 --> 0:40:52.799
<v Speaker 4>Get there so hard.

0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:54.800
<v Speaker 1>We've got to go to a break logical thinking and

0:40:54.920 --> 0:40:55.960
<v Speaker 1>ask my cross hunt.

0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:59.800
<v Speaker 5>On the other side of this, Cheesey has our exam papers.

0:40:59.840 --> 0:41:01.600
<v Speaker 5>He has gone through the results and we're going to

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:03.920
<v Speaker 5>find out. We'll find out who would actually get it.

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:07.000
<v Speaker 3>I reckon, I'm all over it.

0:41:07.120 --> 0:41:09.479
<v Speaker 1>No wait, you did it at home, and I reckon

0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:12.080
<v Speaker 1>you would have cheated write a few penis before I

0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:12.320
<v Speaker 1>did it.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, the results of our police entrance exam coming

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<v Speaker 3>up next black Peace, Good morning Melbourne. It has just

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<v Speaker 3>gone three past eight five K. Question coming up, Jason Lauren.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Lauren O for one hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>Ow friendly and resident police officer.

0:41:34.760 --> 0:41:39.320
<v Speaker 5>Cheesy is in the house Awayne Cheeseman, superintendent and possibly

0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:40.080
<v Speaker 5>our future boss.

0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:42.239
<v Speaker 4>He's a friendly policeman on our show.

0:41:42.520 --> 0:41:44.920
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys watch Police Academy movie.

0:41:47.120 --> 0:41:52.319
<v Speaker 5>Tackleberry? He'd be Tackleberry, Cheesey'd be tackle Be. All right,

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:56.560
<v Speaker 5>So here's the go we got given the police entrance,

0:41:57.600 --> 0:41:58.279
<v Speaker 5>the real thing.

0:41:58.239 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 4>That everyone has to see if you want to join

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:00.640
<v Speaker 4>police force.

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<v Speaker 5>I have to do a big shout out. She's a

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:04.080
<v Speaker 5>friend of the show. Nikki from the Australian Council of

0:42:04.200 --> 0:42:07.960
<v Speaker 5>Education Research. She put together a mini exam for us

0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:10.400
<v Speaker 5>because she knew we only had the attention span of

0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:10.799
<v Speaker 5>an ant.

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<v Speaker 3>There for yourself there online. Ace is out there all day, Joe,

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:18.279
<v Speaker 3>thank you.

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Ni Clinton.

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<v Speaker 1>I did it in the same room, but at the

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<v Speaker 1>opposite ends of a very long boardroom as well, and

0:42:24.000 --> 0:42:25.760
<v Speaker 1>he was howling.

0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:28.120
<v Speaker 4>He's like waiting to get to the question about the

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:29.239
<v Speaker 4>meat tray or nothing.

0:42:29.360 --> 0:42:32.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what the towels with the towels selling

0:42:32.160 --> 0:42:33.560
<v Speaker 1>the towels And I was like, no, it can't be

0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:36.040
<v Speaker 1>that hard, and then thirty seconds later I was screaming

0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:36.560
<v Speaker 1>about the town.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to reset it, do you every few

0:42:38.560 --> 0:42:39.120
<v Speaker 3>years or anything?

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<v Speaker 11>And good and snow.

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:42.480
<v Speaker 3>All right, let's go through it.

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:43.640
<v Speaker 4>It's a different section.

0:42:43.840 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there is.

0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:48.040
<v Speaker 3>There's literacy and numeracy, writing, digital literacy. All right, we're

0:42:48.040 --> 0:42:48.239
<v Speaker 3>going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Start with where do you want to start? Cheese, because

0:42:50.520 --> 0:42:51.640
<v Speaker 1>you're going to give us our results.

0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:54.960
<v Speaker 11>Well, I've got I've got the feedback, some feedback, and

0:42:55.040 --> 0:42:58.960
<v Speaker 11>it's mixed. It's mixed. To be honest, I won't read

0:42:59.000 --> 0:43:00.640
<v Speaker 11>it all that it'll take too much. But if you

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:03.440
<v Speaker 11>want to play the audio and then make comment.

0:43:03.400 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 3>One of the questions, the final one, it's a situation room.

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:08.720
<v Speaker 5>It's a video that they play you on the test

0:43:09.200 --> 0:43:12.720
<v Speaker 5>and then you have to hit record and describe the scene.

0:43:12.760 --> 0:43:14.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, there's questions about it.

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:15.440
<v Speaker 3>This was Lauren.

0:43:16.200 --> 0:43:17.359
<v Speaker 4>There are four people there.

0:43:17.680 --> 0:43:21.920
<v Speaker 1>There was two men in their thirties arguing, a man

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:24.400
<v Speaker 1>in a red hoodie sitting on a couch with sunglasses,

0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:26.960
<v Speaker 1>and a young woman i'd say in her mid to

0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:32.760
<v Speaker 1>late twenties grafitting on the wall. She had a backpack

0:43:32.840 --> 0:43:37.160
<v Speaker 1>on and a multi colored backpack. It looked like like

0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:42.359
<v Speaker 1>a fake Massoni backpack and shadow hoodie on that had

0:43:42.840 --> 0:43:44.239
<v Speaker 1>yellow writing and it was black.

0:43:44.360 --> 0:43:47.040
<v Speaker 4>I think the two men arguing.

0:43:47.120 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 1>Were fighting over this young woman's perhaps heart relation.

0:43:53.200 --> 0:43:54.839
<v Speaker 4>They both wanted to have relations with her.

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:55.320
<v Speaker 3>I think.

0:43:57.400 --> 0:43:59.000
<v Speaker 1>I think the boys were fighting over the girl, and

0:43:59.040 --> 0:44:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I do think her back look like a fake designer.

0:44:03.120 --> 0:44:04.840
<v Speaker 4>Is that the kind of information you'd like?

0:44:05.239 --> 0:44:08.280
<v Speaker 11>So what we have is you were very very good, Lauren.

0:44:09.239 --> 0:44:13.759
<v Speaker 11>Your observations were highly accurate, uniquely descriptive. You even talked

0:44:13.760 --> 0:44:16.279
<v Speaker 11>about the hair length indicated by the placement on the

0:44:16.320 --> 0:44:21.840
<v Speaker 11>female's anatomy. Yes, you used the word weapon down the

0:44:21.920 --> 0:44:25.160
<v Speaker 11>pants at one state, which was very descriptive and provides

0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:25.880
<v Speaker 11>quite a visual.

0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:31.440
<v Speaker 1>It just looked like you out of you.

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<v Speaker 11>Also, and I'm not surprised by this, you talked about

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<v Speaker 11>the female subjects fashion and her and heated concerned that

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<v Speaker 11>perhaps her handbag may have been a fake. Very good,

0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:50.680
<v Speaker 11>but you're you were. You gave a description that was passionate, passionate,

0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:55.360
<v Speaker 11>and you made it clear that fashion crimes are very seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So I've got the passionate standing, Lauren. That

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<v Speaker 2>was very good. Yes, I'm very jealous.

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<v Speaker 3>I am very ratic.

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<v Speaker 2>Question.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm an attention to detail. Do you think he was

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<v Speaker 4>finding over the girl the boys?

0:45:08.719 --> 0:45:10.440
<v Speaker 3>All right, so this is cleinch response.

0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:15.439
<v Speaker 2>There was quite a few people involved. I did see

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<v Speaker 2>two males remonstrating with each other.

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<v Speaker 14>I also saw a lady with a hoodie on and

0:45:25.680 --> 0:45:30.720
<v Speaker 14>she seemed to be tagging some bit graffiti or scratching

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<v Speaker 14>something into the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>There's also two very sharp looking police officers. And that's

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 11>Click. You were also very good. You have a strong

0:45:44.719 --> 0:45:48.120
<v Speaker 11>You have a strong mastery of the vocabulary. Yes, in

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:51.480
<v Speaker 11>such terms as remonstrating and a pray, but then you

0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:55.000
<v Speaker 11>use more colloquial language such as a full blown barney.

0:45:55.480 --> 0:46:00.120
<v Speaker 11>You mix it up. Lauren mentioned before that you were

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<v Speaker 11>seeing an opposite end of the table, but the test

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<v Speaker 11>has thought that you were in collusion with.

0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:13.239
<v Speaker 3>Like at the risk of cheating, you got all my

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:15.520
<v Speaker 3>best tips you don't want to cheat on a police exam.

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<v Speaker 11>You did have a tendency to stray away from the

0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:22.400
<v Speaker 11>facts and embellish with the addition of some fictional elements

0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:25.560
<v Speaker 11>such as vaping, drug deal gone wrong, stray paint cand

0:46:26.239 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 11>but overall, your very strong voice and very creative imagination.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I also said the guy with the sunglasses looked like

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<v Speaker 4>a drug dealer. Yes, he did.

0:46:37.040 --> 0:46:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, he looked at his vaping and he.

0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Had sunglasses on inside Necie.

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<v Speaker 14>Not on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's leave it there, No, no, no, let's press on check.

0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:50.400
<v Speaker 2>It's your turn, Hawkins play the audio.

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<v Speaker 3>I obviously took the question wrong.

0:46:53.000 --> 0:46:54.400
<v Speaker 4>Well you didn't take it seriously.

0:46:55.360 --> 0:46:59.719
<v Speaker 3>We're having a public disagreement. Well, I didn't know. I

0:46:59.800 --> 0:47:02.000
<v Speaker 3>had to dictate all the personal details.

0:47:02.520 --> 0:47:03.279
<v Speaker 4>What did you see?

0:47:04.080 --> 0:47:05.920
<v Speaker 3>So we're having a public disagreement.

0:47:06.920 --> 0:47:08.640
<v Speaker 2>Who the people in the video?

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:11.319
<v Speaker 1>There were many people in the What about the drug

0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:12.280
<v Speaker 1>dealer in the corner.

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:14.319
<v Speaker 2>Who are very sharp?

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:16.920
<v Speaker 4>The alleged drug dealer in the corner with.

0:47:17.000 --> 0:47:17.720
<v Speaker 3>The fake hambag?

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<v Speaker 4>Different. You didn't even say how many people were there.

0:47:21.840 --> 0:47:24.560
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know. We had to put all the details about.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheesy.

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<v Speaker 11>So despite the feedback from Clinton, Lauren, you were described

0:47:31.360 --> 0:47:35.720
<v Speaker 11>as brief, succinct, and efficient, understood the event and provided

0:47:35.920 --> 0:47:39.480
<v Speaker 11>just the facts with no embellishment. You work had clear pronunciation,

0:47:39.719 --> 0:47:41.759
<v Speaker 11>tone and volume, and it would be thought that you

0:47:41.760 --> 0:47:43.400
<v Speaker 11>would be very good at the dog squad, where you

0:47:43.480 --> 0:47:45.880
<v Speaker 11>have to bark orders at the dog very quickly and

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<v Speaker 11>very succinctly.

0:47:46.640 --> 0:47:47.879
<v Speaker 3>Would I be the dog or the handle?

0:47:47.920 --> 0:47:48.920
<v Speaker 11>Now you would be the headliner.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what he does with us and Dark's orders. All right, okay, So.

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<v Speaker 1>That was just like you would have no hope solving

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<v Speaker 1>a crime with Jason's information.

0:47:57.000 --> 0:47:59.400
<v Speaker 5>Well, no, he's saying I'm accurate, I'm not embellishing or

0:47:59.840 --> 0:48:02.279
<v Speaker 5>a leading to who's done them?

0:48:02.360 --> 0:48:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Stoppers like product provider as much information as possible, see it, say.

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<v Speaker 2>It all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Cheesy. So that was just one part of it.

0:48:08.560 --> 0:48:10.920
<v Speaker 1>We did the literacy, we did the numeracy, we did

0:48:10.960 --> 0:48:13.080
<v Speaker 1>all the other things, and you have our results of

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<v Speaker 1>the police team who is the least likely.

0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:18.279
<v Speaker 3>The least likely to start.

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<v Speaker 11>Unfortunately, Jake didn't make it.

0:48:22.840 --> 0:48:23.759
<v Speaker 2>I didn't make it at all.

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<v Speaker 11>We had some problem with the numeracy.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that the one where it's like put the next

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<v Speaker 4>one in order?

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<v Speaker 3>That was hard.

0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:34.360
<v Speaker 1>But if you think he's got problem with the numeracy,

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<v Speaker 1>wait till we get to the fitness.

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<v Speaker 4>They wouldn't pass the physical.

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<v Speaker 11>If it was real life, you'd be able to sit

0:48:42.239 --> 0:48:44.919
<v Speaker 11>that component again, right okay, and then if you failed,

0:48:44.960 --> 0:48:45.920
<v Speaker 11>you'd have to wait six So he.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually failed the numeracy bit, did he pass the other

0:48:49.800 --> 0:48:50.520
<v Speaker 1>two out of five?

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<v Speaker 4>Two out of five?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, but awareness, let's go to the top spot. Who

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<v Speaker 2>hang on second?

0:48:58.760 --> 0:48:59.799
<v Speaker 1>That'll give it away.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, So who took out numeracy the highest marks and

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:07.400
<v Speaker 5>has the potential to make a good Victorian police officer?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, the host who probably could come in at superintendent

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<v Speaker 11>level would be Lauren Philip.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, oh my god, My father in law

0:49:17.880 --> 0:49:18.880
<v Speaker 1>would be so proud.

0:49:19.160 --> 0:49:20.960
<v Speaker 2>You're part of policeman. I get it.

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:23.960
<v Speaker 1>We call my Paul Maulcot because he wants he's like

0:49:24.000 --> 0:49:27.440
<v Speaker 1>a frustrated about how much how well did I do cheese.

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<v Speaker 11>In the oral assessment? You've got one hundred percent racy,

0:49:31.560 --> 0:49:36.560
<v Speaker 11>you've got eighty three that reasoning four I knew it.

0:49:36.719 --> 0:49:37.760
<v Speaker 4>I said, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 11>Literacy, you've got eighty six percent.

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<v Speaker 4>Take it out distracted me on one of these.

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<v Speaker 3>So your Superintendent Phillips, thank you very much. You're the

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Croydon of the team.

0:49:50.360 --> 0:49:51.040
<v Speaker 4>Maggie Doyle.

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<v Speaker 1>Maggie Doyle, and how did you clink go?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, Clink could probably come in at senior sergeant Wrankling.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm your boss.

0:49:59.280 --> 0:50:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Just remember that, okay, Well, you're always my boss and

0:50:01.400 --> 0:50:02.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm the prisoner.

0:50:03.320 --> 0:50:03.920
<v Speaker 4>You're nowhere.

0:50:04.120 --> 0:50:05.920
<v Speaker 11>We did very well and we would accept him if

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:08.600
<v Speaker 11>he ever wanted to join. So digital literacy he got

0:50:09.000 --> 0:50:13.239
<v Speaker 11>eighty six percent, ABS fact reasoning seventy percent, US eighty

0:50:13.320 --> 0:50:15.480
<v Speaker 11>six percent, and the Ooral assessment ninety four.

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:19.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, all right, hey, sister, probe the pope.

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<v Speaker 2>You can write. You can ride in my crew car

0:50:21.480 --> 0:50:21.839
<v Speaker 2>any day.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to bounce in my step.

0:50:24.880 --> 0:50:25.160
<v Speaker 3>Dale.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, Wayne cheese Man, thanks for joining us on the air.

0:50:30.920 --> 0:50:31.600
<v Speaker 5>Proved the paper.

0:50:31.640 --> 0:50:32.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm gun it.

0:50:32.280 --> 0:50:34.000
<v Speaker 4>Please call me? What what did you say?

0:50:34.040 --> 0:50:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I could be Cheesyperintendent.

0:50:35.920 --> 0:50:36.760
<v Speaker 11>You could be my boss.

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:39.560
<v Speaker 1>We're looking for a new boss at the head of

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<v Speaker 1>the police.

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<v Speaker 11>You come in.

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<v Speaker 6>We need a new one.

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<v Speaker 3>We do it's crazy, Laura, put your hand up. Oh,

0:50:47.000 --> 0:50:48.680
<v Speaker 3>let's do it every day. We'll give you a chance

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 3>to win money. Just after eight o'clock gave Bay five

0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:55.240
<v Speaker 3>thousand bucks already this week. Christina and Day, good morning.

0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:56.520
<v Speaker 6>How's it going.

0:50:56.640 --> 0:50:58.239
<v Speaker 3>We are good? You are the chosen one.

0:50:58.760 --> 0:50:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:50:59.040 --> 0:50:59.920
<v Speaker 6>I'm very very nerve.

0:51:00.440 --> 0:51:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Ah, Christina, don't be nervous. You gotta be sharp.

0:51:03.800 --> 0:51:04.840
<v Speaker 7>You' I'm scared.

0:51:05.040 --> 0:51:06.040
<v Speaker 3>She's a paralegal.

0:51:06.120 --> 0:51:06.480
<v Speaker 14>Scared.

0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:09.239
<v Speaker 3>You're you're a Megan Markel in suits.

0:51:09.840 --> 0:51:11.200
<v Speaker 6>Yes, I've told that before.

0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:14.560
<v Speaker 1>All right, Christina, let's try and win you some cash.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe you want a medium question for five hundred dollars. Yeah,

0:51:18.920 --> 0:51:19.600
<v Speaker 1>all right.

0:51:19.600 --> 0:51:21.719
<v Speaker 3>Let's do it. Rules are simple. We'll run through it.

0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:23.360
<v Speaker 2>Five hundred dollars.

0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:25.919
<v Speaker 3>You will hear a question. You will hear a three

0:51:26.080 --> 0:51:28.680
<v Speaker 3>two one. You have to answer within that time.

0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:31.160
<v Speaker 4>If you don't know, Christina, have a guess.

0:51:32.600 --> 0:51:34.880
<v Speaker 3>I would say she'll know this, and if you don't.

0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 4>I would say this one is very gettable virus.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, absolutely, I reckon, I reckon? You got it?

0:51:40.000 --> 0:51:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:51:40.440 --> 0:51:41.919
<v Speaker 3>For five hundred bucks? Are you ready?

0:51:42.400 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 6>Yes, I'm ready.

0:51:43.080 --> 0:51:45.200
<v Speaker 3>Remember we need the answer within the three seconds.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes.

0:51:46.560 --> 0:51:51.000
<v Speaker 1>In scrabble, how many points is the X tile worse?

0:51:51.680 --> 0:51:52.759
<v Speaker 3>Three? Two?

0:51:52.960 --> 0:51:53.799
<v Speaker 2>Eight? One?

0:51:54.200 --> 0:51:55.160
<v Speaker 3>You got it? Done it?

0:51:55.960 --> 0:51:56.640
<v Speaker 6>What are you?

0:51:58.080 --> 0:51:58.239
<v Speaker 9>Eight?

0:51:58.400 --> 0:52:01.160
<v Speaker 1>There's only one thing tile in the game, and it

0:52:01.280 --> 0:52:02.799
<v Speaker 1>is worth eight. I think the only one higher.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that was a guest.

0:52:05.760 --> 0:52:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, the only one tile higher?

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:07.319
<v Speaker 11>Right?

0:52:07.400 --> 0:52:08.279
<v Speaker 4>The ques worth ten.

0:52:08.600 --> 0:52:11.040
<v Speaker 6>I've never played scrabble in my life, Chris.

0:52:13.400 --> 0:52:14.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm more of a Connect four sort of.

0:52:14.880 --> 0:52:19.680
<v Speaker 1>My god, you failed the literacy. Yeah, police, I love scrabble.

0:52:20.840 --> 0:52:23.720
<v Speaker 2>You've never played never in mind, I've never ever played.

0:52:24.480 --> 0:52:26.520
<v Speaker 4>Well, I guess we told you to guess what?

0:52:28.560 --> 0:52:31.160
<v Speaker 6>Oh god, thank you so much. I was actually calling

0:52:31.239 --> 0:52:33.880
<v Speaker 6>for the lady garger tickets, but I got through to

0:52:34.000 --> 0:52:34.520
<v Speaker 6>do somehow.

0:52:34.800 --> 0:52:37.719
<v Speaker 3>One day you can buy them exactly, and I'm going

0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:40.600
<v Speaker 3>to chuck your passes to fun Fields as well. Okay,

0:52:41.160 --> 0:52:44.040
<v Speaker 3>no worries the school holidays, say bigger fun fields, then parks,

0:52:44.200 --> 0:52:47.680
<v Speaker 3>end of season sald cheap for tickets, more thrills. Visit

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:50.440
<v Speaker 3>fun fields dot com dot Are you that.

0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:54.839
<v Speaker 2>Agrees I've never played category, that's a good one.

0:52:55.080 --> 0:52:57.160
<v Speaker 1>I love old schools, you know, Easter holidays is a

0:52:57.239 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 1>great time for old school games.

0:52:58.760 --> 0:52:59.879
<v Speaker 3>I don't mind a little match.

0:53:00.680 --> 0:53:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's real old school.

0:53:02.440 --> 0:53:03.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have to build.

0:53:03.239 --> 0:53:03.920
<v Speaker 2>What about Trouble?

0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I loved Operation Trouble Operation.

0:53:07.120 --> 0:53:09.560
<v Speaker 5>Guess what they've got now? At like those time zoned places?

0:53:10.400 --> 0:53:12.800
<v Speaker 5>Human life, hungry, hungry hippo.

0:53:13.880 --> 0:53:17.600
<v Speaker 2>The hippos in your right, four hippos.

0:53:17.640 --> 0:53:21.200
<v Speaker 5>You sit on there and the mouth opens up and

0:53:21.440 --> 0:53:23.719
<v Speaker 5>the hippos eat your cheeks.

0:53:23.520 --> 0:53:25.759
<v Speaker 1>Just wobble more than I thought humanly possible. When you

0:53:25.840 --> 0:53:29.080
<v Speaker 1>impersonated because he's hungry, it's quite a sight.

0:53:30.000 --> 0:53:32.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, look at him God like one of those

0:53:32.719 --> 0:53:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Dulux dogs.

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<v Speaker 5>They coming up next. I think we have found the

0:53:38.120 --> 0:53:40.000
<v Speaker 5>most embarrassing mum in the world.

0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:41.360
<v Speaker 3>And here's the kicker.

0:53:41.960 --> 0:53:44.560
<v Speaker 5>We all know we're going to go there right after

0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:49.200
<v Speaker 5>this on nover Look, we're talking embarrassing parents. If you

0:53:49.239 --> 0:53:51.480
<v Speaker 5>want to join the show thirteen twenty four ten, what

0:53:51.640 --> 0:53:54.799
<v Speaker 5>is the most embarrassing thing your parents.

0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:55.120
<v Speaker 3>Have ever done?

0:53:56.320 --> 0:53:58.439
<v Speaker 1>Like the time you made my dad call the radio

0:53:58.480 --> 0:54:02.439
<v Speaker 1>station and read fifty Shades of on it? Yeah, yeah,

0:54:02.680 --> 0:54:03.640
<v Speaker 1>that was rock bottom for me.

0:54:05.120 --> 0:54:05.960
<v Speaker 2>He did it so well.

0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:10.640
<v Speaker 1>I could not have wound that segment up fast enough

0:54:10.680 --> 0:54:12.400
<v Speaker 1>when I realized who it was reading. You didn't tell

0:54:12.440 --> 0:54:12.920
<v Speaker 1>me who it was.

0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:15.160
<v Speaker 3>He didn't need much convincing either, and.

0:54:15.200 --> 0:54:16.440
<v Speaker 4>He quite got quite into it.

0:54:16.680 --> 0:54:17.399
<v Speaker 3>Well, he didn't even.

0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:19.719
<v Speaker 2>Need the book. Yeah, you already had it on the show.

0:54:19.920 --> 0:54:21.879
<v Speaker 1>I think he was banned from calling the radio station

0:54:21.960 --> 0:54:22.480
<v Speaker 1>for quite.

0:54:22.320 --> 0:54:23.000
<v Speaker 4>Some time after that.

0:54:23.120 --> 0:54:25.880
<v Speaker 3>Robbie, you ring here whenever you want now.

0:54:26.239 --> 0:54:26.680
<v Speaker 11>My dad.

0:54:27.160 --> 0:54:28.800
<v Speaker 1>You know what my dad used to say, what's the

0:54:28.840 --> 0:54:31.239
<v Speaker 1>point of having kids if you can't embarrass them. Well,

0:54:31.280 --> 0:54:33.960
<v Speaker 1>there is a mom out there who has done who

0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:38.920
<v Speaker 1>has humiliated her son, and it's someone we love Mariah Kerry.

0:54:39.440 --> 0:54:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Now you know I'm a big fan, especially Christmas time.

0:54:43.200 --> 0:54:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Ry Kerrey has a thirteen year old son who likes

0:54:45.560 --> 0:54:45.919
<v Speaker 1>to play.

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<v Speaker 4>Now do you play? Oh gosh, your son's here, I

0:54:48.800 --> 0:54:50.680
<v Speaker 4>might have to ask him. Do you play on twitch?

0:54:50.800 --> 0:54:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Or you stream on stream? On twitch?

0:54:52.640 --> 0:54:53.200
<v Speaker 4>You stream?

0:54:53.320 --> 0:54:53.680
<v Speaker 2>What is it?

0:54:53.960 --> 0:54:54.000
<v Speaker 12>So?

0:54:54.200 --> 0:54:57.319
<v Speaker 3>Kids love watching other people play video game?

0:54:57.760 --> 0:54:59.560
<v Speaker 4>But you can then talk to each other. Yeah, and

0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:01.320
<v Speaker 4>you can each other on your webcam?

0:55:01.400 --> 0:55:01.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:55:01.680 --> 0:55:02.000
<v Speaker 8>Is that right?

0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:04.359
<v Speaker 3>A lot of gaming chairs, Clint, A lot of gaming chairs,

0:55:04.360 --> 0:55:04.800
<v Speaker 3>a lot.

0:55:04.680 --> 0:55:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Of gaming chairs. And anyway, her son was on Twitch.

0:55:07.400 --> 0:55:10.120
<v Speaker 1>He's thirteen years old. His name is Moroccan.

0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because she's got twins, Moroccan and Monroe.

0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:19.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, Monroe's the girl. Yeah, Monroe comes out on stage.

0:55:19.960 --> 0:55:21.600
<v Speaker 1>I would know because I want to say, a Christmas

0:55:21.640 --> 0:55:24.640
<v Speaker 1>concert New Year in New York and here she is

0:55:24.920 --> 0:55:28.319
<v Speaker 1>Monroe and Monroe, Miss Monroe, she calls it. She comes

0:55:28.360 --> 0:55:29.320
<v Speaker 1>out and they did a jewet.

0:55:30.239 --> 0:55:33.520
<v Speaker 2>They're embarrassing the name mondays shocking.

0:55:34.880 --> 0:55:36.880
<v Speaker 5>Moroccan, can you grab me a coke out of the

0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:38.359
<v Speaker 5>fridgeta home yet?

0:55:39.120 --> 0:55:44.680
<v Speaker 4>And Moroccan Monroe she calls her miss? How dare you

0:55:44.920 --> 0:55:48.279
<v Speaker 4>criticized Kerry don't you dare, Clint. She's a friend of

0:55:48.320 --> 0:55:48.680
<v Speaker 4>our show.

0:55:50.080 --> 0:55:51.759
<v Speaker 2>She's a dear friend of our she is a friend

0:55:51.760 --> 0:55:55.200
<v Speaker 2>of our show. Give us a call, a call.

0:55:55.280 --> 0:55:58.120
<v Speaker 4>Now, you've just bagged her kids' names? What hope do

0:55:58.200 --> 0:55:59.640
<v Speaker 4>we have to get her on for Christmas?

0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Sorry? Do you know what I'd take Moroccan over Mariah

0:56:06.120 --> 0:56:07.120
<v Speaker 2>dialing up on Twitch?

0:56:07.560 --> 0:56:09.839
<v Speaker 3>Remember we asked the record company if we could get

0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:12.160
<v Speaker 3>Mariah before Jazzit even asked the question.

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:14.760
<v Speaker 4>They said no, Lord, it's definite.

0:56:14.840 --> 0:56:14.880
<v Speaker 9>No.

0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Now, sorry, where will we?

0:56:17.160 --> 0:56:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, you've crushed my soul because I love Mariah Carey.

0:56:19.960 --> 0:56:22.520
<v Speaker 1>Can you play Mariah Carey's actually get up? Get up

0:56:22.520 --> 0:56:23.160
<v Speaker 1>and I'll tell the rest.

0:56:23.440 --> 0:56:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Do something from music box?

0:56:24.920 --> 0:56:28.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just something so Mariah Carey, right, his son shocking Moroccan.

0:56:28.719 --> 0:56:35.560
<v Speaker 1>He's streaming on streaming on in his gaming and Moroccans.

0:56:35.800 --> 0:56:38.640
<v Speaker 1>That would definitely be his name, his twitch name, streaming

0:56:38.760 --> 0:56:41.560
<v Speaker 1>on Twitch. And he can't spell Mariah Carey.

0:56:41.600 --> 0:56:44.160
<v Speaker 3>Looking, No, there's only two, there's only the one song

0:56:44.200 --> 0:56:46.000
<v Speaker 3>in here. I'm just trying to find another song, dream Lover?

0:56:46.160 --> 0:56:47.040
<v Speaker 4>What about dream Lover?

0:56:47.160 --> 0:56:48.520
<v Speaker 3>It's not in here or here?

0:56:48.560 --> 0:56:51.719
<v Speaker 4>We gave one sweet day the music Box fantasy hero.

0:56:52.400 --> 0:56:52.920
<v Speaker 6>What do you want?

0:56:53.280 --> 0:56:53.719
<v Speaker 4>Dream lover?

0:56:54.040 --> 0:56:55.560
<v Speaker 3>You keep telling the story, I'll get yoursel.

0:56:55.320 --> 0:56:58.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Shock and rockins on Twitch in his gaming chair

0:57:00.160 --> 0:57:02.120
<v Speaker 1>is the Queen the ice queen herself?

0:57:03.560 --> 0:57:04.720
<v Speaker 4>Which shocking Moroccan.

0:57:04.800 --> 0:57:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, Moroccan was shocking when he realized his mum was

0:57:07.320 --> 0:57:07.799
<v Speaker 1>behind him.

0:57:07.920 --> 0:57:09.520
<v Speaker 3>Take a listen to this, Take a listen to this.

0:57:11.520 --> 0:57:13.600
<v Speaker 4>Youell me to get out now, just everybody get out?

0:57:13.920 --> 0:57:14.080
<v Speaker 8>Mom?

0:57:14.160 --> 0:57:17.320
<v Speaker 11>Make you see you're saying him a writer, I love you?

0:57:17.480 --> 0:57:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, ms carry Cary. Can you please get out?

0:57:23.360 --> 0:57:25.000
<v Speaker 4>Please get out of my room.

0:57:26.040 --> 0:57:29.120
<v Speaker 1>Mom, I would die out of my room and all

0:57:29.120 --> 0:57:31.280
<v Speaker 1>the other boys like dad.

0:57:31.480 --> 0:57:32.320
<v Speaker 2>Getting credit on.

0:57:32.400 --> 0:57:34.480
<v Speaker 3>Twitch doesn't feel like it.

0:57:34.640 --> 0:57:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Imagine if she starts seeing this, Oh my god, I

0:57:37.720 --> 0:57:40.880
<v Speaker 2>miss Carrie care. Imagine if you win, If you win

0:57:41.000 --> 0:57:42.240
<v Speaker 2>at Twitch, is that what you do?

0:57:42.520 --> 0:57:42.560
<v Speaker 6>Do?

0:57:42.640 --> 0:57:46.280
<v Speaker 2>You win? And then you start playing this thirty No,

0:57:46.720 --> 0:57:48.080
<v Speaker 2>you can't serve.

0:57:50.160 --> 0:57:50.640
<v Speaker 3>Two.

0:57:51.320 --> 0:57:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Imagine if when Moroccan was yelling at her, she started

0:57:53.560 --> 0:57:57.800
<v Speaker 1>going I don't want to love for Chris, She'd be

0:57:57.840 --> 0:57:59.040
<v Speaker 1>even more humiliated.

0:57:59.800 --> 0:58:03.160
<v Speaker 3>Four ten, what is the most embarrassing thing your parents

0:58:03.640 --> 0:58:04.320
<v Speaker 3>have ever done?

0:58:04.680 --> 0:58:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Named the child? Moroccan would say, shocking, it's shocking. Third

0:58:10.200 --> 0:58:10.880
<v Speaker 2>A twenty four.

0:58:11.840 --> 0:58:14.600
<v Speaker 3>Have your parents done in Mariah, what was the most embarrassing,

0:58:14.680 --> 0:58:18.520
<v Speaker 3>the embarrassing thing they ever did in your life? In

0:58:18.640 --> 0:58:23.000
<v Speaker 3>returnest I got turned it on a Cogan vouchers up

0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:23.440
<v Speaker 3>for grabs.

0:58:23.480 --> 0:58:25.560
<v Speaker 5>Cogan dot com helps you get what you want for less.

0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:29.040
<v Speaker 5>That is clicking awesome. We'll hit the phones next.

0:58:29.280 --> 0:58:29.840
<v Speaker 3>On Nova.

0:58:30.400 --> 0:58:33.880
<v Speaker 5>Mariah has jumped on the gaming live stream of her

0:58:34.000 --> 0:58:34.960
<v Speaker 5>son Moroccan.

0:58:35.400 --> 0:58:38.680
<v Speaker 3>He was mortified. Mom, get off the audioce.

0:58:38.480 --> 0:58:42.640
<v Speaker 4>Hileria Moccan want to come, you on me to get

0:58:42.680 --> 0:58:45.200
<v Speaker 4>out now. Just everybody get out, mam, make you see you.

0:58:46.360 --> 0:58:47.840
<v Speaker 2>You're saying Hi, Maria, I love you.

0:58:48.000 --> 0:58:53.680
<v Speaker 10>Oh my gods, Carrie, missus Cary, can you please get out,

0:58:53.880 --> 0:58:55.120
<v Speaker 10>Please get out of my.

0:58:55.280 --> 0:58:58.720
<v Speaker 1>Room, interrupted his live stream. I don't think she did

0:58:58.840 --> 0:59:01.480
<v Speaker 1>enough to embarrass him, though. She should have broken into

0:59:01.520 --> 0:59:07.920
<v Speaker 1>always be my baby or something, Miss Curry, I love you, Mariah.

0:59:09.040 --> 0:59:09.320
<v Speaker 4>Shame.

0:59:09.400 --> 0:59:10.880
<v Speaker 1>She really should have broken into song. It was a

0:59:10.960 --> 0:59:12.440
<v Speaker 1>real missed opportunity for Mariah.

0:59:12.600 --> 0:59:16.080
<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine your parents being embarrassing mine, not yours.

0:59:16.120 --> 0:59:16.479
<v Speaker 2>I can.

0:59:19.200 --> 0:59:22.600
<v Speaker 3>Dad, Yeah, I want to be very clear. Absolutely.

0:59:23.560 --> 0:59:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Dad had had a job when we were growing up,

0:59:26.000 --> 0:59:29.080
<v Speaker 2>which was he was a technician.

0:59:29.400 --> 0:59:31.240
<v Speaker 4>No he wasn't he sold silariums.

0:59:32.040 --> 0:59:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Didn't He used to as a qualified electrician. Electrician he

0:59:39.160 --> 0:59:43.280
<v Speaker 2>used to again service the lariums. And he drove around

0:59:43.280 --> 0:59:48.200
<v Speaker 2>in a van a man with number plates tan Man,

0:59:48.760 --> 0:59:51.720
<v Speaker 2>mister man. He used to drop us off at school

0:59:51.880 --> 0:59:54.040
<v Speaker 2>every day in the tann Man van.

0:59:54.320 --> 0:59:59.600
<v Speaker 4>Mean you Clinton kids, We should just call clintown man.

0:59:59.840 --> 1:00:01.280
<v Speaker 3>For now on you will be tann.

1:00:03.960 --> 1:00:05.360
<v Speaker 2>It's his more. Spray tan man.

1:00:05.480 --> 1:00:07.000
<v Speaker 4>Now, oh you want to be sprays can man.

1:00:07.080 --> 1:00:07.920
<v Speaker 2>I can't be tanned man.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he pivot when silariums.

1:00:09.640 --> 1:00:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Got yes into spray tnds.

1:00:11.440 --> 1:00:13.040
<v Speaker 4>Are they illegal or frowned upon? Illegal?

1:00:13.200 --> 1:00:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Illegal?

1:00:13.720 --> 1:00:16.040
<v Speaker 4>Did he become the spray tan man technician?

1:00:16.640 --> 1:00:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you ever did he ever run like an underground No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, Clint Tannaway.

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<v Speaker 11>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very embarrassing getting out of that car.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe in point, we're talking embarrassing parents. What do you

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<v Speaker 3>have to deal with?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, hi guys. My mum was meeting my husband who

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<v Speaker 9>was been my boyfriend for the first time, took us

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<v Speaker 9>out for dinner. Mum, being frugal, decided to take the

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<v Speaker 9>liftover fish in her bag without knowing hang on.

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<v Speaker 4>She took her to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 9>No, no, she took it from the restaurant in her hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Take fish.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh well, she's pretty sneaky.

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<v Speaker 4>But wrapped it up in a napkin.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah she she did exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a glad bag job.

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<v Speaker 11>Yep.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, it was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 9>And we're seeing the corn away home and walking fish.

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<v Speaker 1>Mum not on the first meeting embarking. Yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 1>ended up getting married, so he obviously loved the fish.

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<v Speaker 1>We love a fisherman.

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<v Speaker 5>School I reckon the school grounds is probably the most

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<v Speaker 5>embarrassing scene the paper. Well, I arrived at school one

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<v Speaker 5>day on the bus and as I was walking in,

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<v Speaker 5>kids were like, hey, Jason, your mum's looking for you,

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<v Speaker 5>and I laughed it off.

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<v Speaker 3>I just thought it was a joke. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>turned the corner and walked through the school grounds. Hey, Jace,

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<v Speaker 3>you mum's walking down looking for it.

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<v Speaker 4>What's mom doing that?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I thought, though, no, no, surely not, surely not.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I turned the corner and she's in like

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<v Speaker 3>the giant quadrangle area holding my lunch box. How you

1:01:43.120 --> 1:01:43.840
<v Speaker 3>left this at home?

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<v Speaker 4>Cute? That's so nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd rather starve.

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<v Speaker 4>Just leave it at the office.

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<v Speaker 3>Just don't even do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Esh, that's so nice.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like grabbing the lunch. What's going please mum,

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<v Speaker 3>please just go?

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<v Speaker 4>So what if your kids forgot their lunch? Would you

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<v Speaker 4>just let them starve for the day and to be kind?

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<v Speaker 5>And actually I have dropped lunch to them before, but

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<v Speaker 5>I left it at the office and they do the

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<v Speaker 5>page thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Please come to the office.

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<v Speaker 4>Life more embarrassing. Oh my god, Hi, missus.

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<v Speaker 5>Hawkins, Shelley and Brighton, good morning, Good morning, Happy hump day, Happy,

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<v Speaker 5>happy hump day.

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<v Speaker 1>Shelley, you're up and about Why are.

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<v Speaker 3>You so happy?

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<v Speaker 15>Because I'm on the way to work and I just

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<v Speaker 15>lost my job.

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<v Speaker 2>So what do you do?

1:02:27.280 --> 1:02:32.040
<v Speaker 15>What do you I'm in real estate, property management, construction.

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<v Speaker 15>It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>You need when you're driving in here?

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<v Speaker 4>I do you know what I did this morning? I

1:02:40.080 --> 1:02:42.560
<v Speaker 4>got up at four twenty and I got in my car.

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<v Speaker 4>Happy hump day. Let's do this on a Wednesday morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's talk embarrassing parents. What happened?

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<v Speaker 15>Oh my dear dad, who's no longer with us. When

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<v Speaker 15>I was about fifteen, we used to go shopping together

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<v Speaker 15>on a Friday night, one night there was this really

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<v Speaker 15>hot guys in an aisle next to me. I was

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<v Speaker 15>just you know, interesting guys back then, and I still

1:03:06.080 --> 1:03:06.520
<v Speaker 15>I am now.

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<v Speaker 6>But he dropped the.

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<v Speaker 15>Biggest fast and turned around, looked at me and said, Shelley,

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<v Speaker 15>I have told you not to do that. You will

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<v Speaker 15>not be coming shopping with me again, and walked off

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<v Speaker 15>and left me there.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad. Dad would have had the biggest smile that I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be watching over you right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Shelley's still laughing about that.

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<v Speaker 15>It was doing for clearing the room.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't take my dad anywhere if he did that.

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<v Speaker 2>He can't be doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>Un lucky maugh Sammy, I'm thirteen, twenty fourteen. Good morning,

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<v Speaker 3>welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 16>Good morning team. How is everyone this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>It's great, asking Sammy.

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah, I'm hoping I'm getting some humpy today.

1:03:52.680 --> 1:03:55.720
<v Speaker 1>I think that's why they call it Day's Weddnesday.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you know what humpday could be? Any day?

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<v Speaker 3>Rush?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 16>Yeah, My mom was a shocker. We had a pool

1:04:03.520 --> 1:04:06.360
<v Speaker 16>growing up as kids, and my mom, being German, used.

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<v Speaker 9>To get her boosies out some bake and kids.

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<v Speaker 16>From my brother's class would always come over and I

1:04:12.160 --> 1:04:14.959
<v Speaker 16>couldn't work out why, and it was because my mom

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<v Speaker 16>was in the backyard some baking top.

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<v Speaker 2>Was she pretty pleased with herself?

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<v Speaker 16>Sammy, Oh yeah, yeah, she's well endowed to this day

1:04:28.040 --> 1:04:28.440
<v Speaker 16>still this.

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<v Speaker 2>Does she still get them out? Sammy, Oh yeah, she.

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<v Speaker 16>Gets and she's proud of them, quite proude.

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<v Speaker 1>The Europeans love some baking topless Jase, You've got to

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<v Speaker 1>pull your kids when you come mom, your mom, mom, God, yes,

1:04:47.040 --> 1:04:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Sammy's numb. Your kids ask you to put your top

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<v Speaker 1>back on.

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<v Speaker 3>No wear the rash shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Pool.

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<v Speaker 4>She embarrassed boys.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, she is pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>If anything, she's not busies out by the pool with

1:05:03.160 --> 1:05:03.439
<v Speaker 4>the boys.

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<v Speaker 5>If anything, where they've got friends coming around, lous will

1:05:05.560 --> 1:05:07.040
<v Speaker 5>pulled me aside and goes. The boys have asked me

1:05:07.160 --> 1:05:09.120
<v Speaker 5>to talk to you about not trying to do jokes

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<v Speaker 5>when their friends are here.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that where you trial or you get is here somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually he's run away, embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>We are heading to gather around tomorrow, and after gathering,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually heading to ballet on a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little retreat the mean streets of nurse.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so I'm away for a little bit which means

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<v Speaker 2>I'm heading to to a nice little retreat retreat. Bit

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<v Speaker 2>of surfing, bit of which I'm a bit worried about

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<v Speaker 2>because I haven't surfed in many, many years. Bit of yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know what could go wrong, right, but it means maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's that defies the the retreat.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going on a health retreat meant to be health honed.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on his.

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<v Speaker 1>Love prey adventure? No, what's the Nicole kidman one?

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<v Speaker 3>The monkeys?

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<v Speaker 2>Strangers monkeys, they snatch stuff, they do. But it means

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to find a dog sitter, Lauren, which.

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<v Speaker 1>The perils of traveling when you have a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume it's like traveling with kids.

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<v Speaker 3>You're supposed to take them.

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<v Speaker 2>You can can't take the dog.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't just take the dog to do The monkeys

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't like it, No, they wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've done. I sort of went on a website

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<v Speaker 2>to find a dog minder. So it's basically like finding

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<v Speaker 2>a babysitter.

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<v Speaker 4>It's basically like finding a girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's like tinder it for dog.

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<v Speaker 2>You find a boyfriend like whatever floats you. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>I found one.

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<v Speaker 3>Jays do they stay at your house.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've got the option you can this one. You

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<v Speaker 2>can have the dog sitter come and stay, or you

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<v Speaker 2>can ship the dog off to their place.

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<v Speaker 4>But before any of that happens, there has to be

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<v Speaker 4>a meet.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, they come around to meet the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>The dog sitter is compatible with the dog.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of work.

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<v Speaker 2>So in this instance, I decided to meet meet the

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<v Speaker 2>dog sitter. No, sorry, the dog poster because she's hosting.

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<v Speaker 1>The dog's going to go to her house, because you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want them to come to your house, because what

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<v Speaker 1>if then you don't like them and you're like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you know where I live.

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<v Speaker 3>But hang on, if you're shipping the dog to their house,

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<v Speaker 3>why don't you meet it there.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a bit you didn't want to see the conditions

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<v Speaker 4>is going to be living in? No, no, no was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not going to complain because we had the sitter

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<v Speaker 1>at our house. Oh yeah, And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to be in my home. Yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 1>need to do like more thorough check than if I

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<v Speaker 1>was just shipping the dogs off.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so it's like it is a lot like dating.

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<v Speaker 2>So I sort of knew sort of what she looked

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<v Speaker 2>like based on the profile pic. But in the profile

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<v Speaker 2>pick is like, because she's a dog sitter, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>there's a photo of her and the big fluffy dog.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like in the park set up with Pep

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<v Speaker 2>and there's just like all of a sudden, a flurry

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<v Speaker 2>of women coming into the pug.

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<v Speaker 14>Is that her?

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<v Speaker 4>It was a blind date?

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<v Speaker 3>I think?

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<v Speaker 2>And then you go to wave and she turned right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not her here, that's not her either, talking to

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<v Speaker 2>like how he talks to the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>She knew Pep it's her.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you Pep go running over?

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<v Speaker 2>He did? Yeah, he was very very interested.

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<v Speaker 3>She came out strong, very strong. She wanted in screaming

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<v Speaker 3>the dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that because then it makes it less awkward. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not to But were you interested in her? No, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want her to be your girlfriend, but interested in

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<v Speaker 1>her as a dog sitter, just a dog friend. Did

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<v Speaker 1>they sniff each other's butts like dogs do? And the

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<v Speaker 1>dogs by the dog kept sni kept snipping around her.

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<v Speaker 14>And do you like it?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It seemed to get on.

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<v Speaker 11>Well did.

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 4>You both swiped right and so now he's Pep.

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<v Speaker 2>Going, We've done a deal, split custody.

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<v Speaker 3>I would want to see the living conditions.

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<v Speaker 4>What if they put Pep in a cage out the back.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't think about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>That is it.

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<v Speaker 3>We are about to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>We are enjoy this beautiful sunshine Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's incredible.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you for being.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so good up.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Lauren, we have a date you guys go on comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>We've sorry, We've got to step down afternoon.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got four thirty plarates, hot sweat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm into pilates at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember when last timmer when I said it was like

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<v Speaker 4>hell in a room. Yeah, we're going.

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<v Speaker 3>Together, that'll be nice.

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<v Speaker 2>And today I was doing clams.

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<v Speaker 4>Clint, it's been going every day to Hot Pliny.

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<v Speaker 2>The day before that I was curtsying, and today and

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday I was doing clams.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there someone you like at the classes or today?

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<v Speaker 4>It's the least exy place on earth. You get so

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<v Speaker 4>hot sweating there.

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<v Speaker 2>You drag yourself in there and then you leave and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, I feel amazing ten out of ten after doing.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing that and then we want to get Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>food just to really undo all the balances. Then we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to the comedy festival tonight the comedy theater. But

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<v Speaker 1>we're going for Chinese food first because it's near Chinatown. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>like we've worked out, so we deserve Chinese.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what I love.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they have a chicken and sweet corn soup?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>Will, We're going to one of the OG's in Chinatown.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never ever had the prawn toast.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a prawn toast as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have bo.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going home to wash and get ready to gather around.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean wash?

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<v Speaker 3>Wash yourself, wash my clothes, get ready?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you only wash your clothes special occasion?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, just like just make sure I've got all my

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<v Speaker 3>clothes and everything ready.

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<v Speaker 2>It's small, Yeah, so I.

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<v Speaker 3>Like to pack a day out, you know me?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're going home to what so we're going for

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<v Speaker 2>a few nights? How many? How many pairs of small?

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<v Speaker 3>I always packed two extras?

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<v Speaker 2>You have four small.

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<v Speaker 3>Just in case you walk around with some of your handbag,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you?

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<v Speaker 1>I always carry I see of emergency always. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>not if I'm just going out for dinner, like day

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<v Speaker 1>to day, there's always a parent me every day handbag

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<v Speaker 1>all you might bring some to Chinese and the comedy

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<v Speaker 1>festival Tonight.

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<v Speaker 8>You just never know After US Tomorrow. Bye, Jason Laurens, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 1>Wake Up Feeling Good on over one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Lauren on socials,