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Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne Way, Melbourn.

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Speaker 2: Jason, Lauren, start your morning the right away be great.

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Speaker 2: This is Jason Laurenn Nogel one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, and welcome you a Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Good morning. How are we all?

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Speaker 3: We are good? Good morning, Good morning mister standaway.

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Speaker 4: School holidays. We've got your other son in this morning.

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Speaker 1: Peeling, Yes, yes, Hello, Felix how Old's Felix.

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Speaker 3: Felix is.

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Speaker 4: Twelve eleven twelve this year.

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Speaker 3: Twelve this year yep, yep. So what have we got?

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Speaker 5: Nine years to Vegas? Promised him free twenty first to take.

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Speaker 3: It to Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Bring your kids in here. Maybe you should take your

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Speaker 2: other kids. Lauren and I are home with you today.

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Speaker 2: No thanks, We should just do it that you can

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Speaker 2: look after us at in your mansion.

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Speaker 1: You know what he's bought two days in a row,

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Speaker 1: a child each day. We should get to bring a

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Speaker 1: friend in.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we shoulde or the dogs, the dogs.

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Speaker 3: Bring the dogs in. I love the dogs.

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Speaker 1: I think we should bring a friend in. Friend dogs

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Speaker 1: dogs are for everyone. Everyone loves dogs.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, guys, school holidays. I'm slowly working through things that

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Speaker 3: get Archie one day, the liability, the three year old

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Speaker 3: will not be coming in. That's fine, we can do that.

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Speaker 3: He likes Buttons and I just know you like his dad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we want Archie just because.

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Speaker 4: We love Felix, but we want.

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Speaker 3: Be careful what you wish for. Hey guys, big news,

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Speaker 3: Lady Gaga is coming.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Lady Gaga. Love love, love, love love.

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Speaker 1: She sort of teased the announce of this tour for

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Speaker 1: a while.

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Speaker 4: It is happening.

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Speaker 1: She is coming to Melbourne and we have your tickets.

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Speaker 5: That's right, first tickets in town to see Lady Gaga

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Speaker 5: when she plays Melbourne. Coming up in the show, we

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Speaker 5: will play Lady Gaga when we do you ring, you win.

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Speaker 5: It is that easy easy.

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Speaker 2: One of the most memorable concerts I ever went to

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Speaker 2: was Lady Gaga really because she just does it all

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Speaker 2: that amazing. She puts on a show. I think the

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Speaker 2: last show I went to was when she entered rod

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Speaker 2: Laver Arena through a gigantic.

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Speaker 1: Oh with the next boyfriend she came.

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Speaker 2: The concert was a world back onto the stage through

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Speaker 2: a gigantic pair of legs, as in.

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Speaker 3: The legs open and she was born, birthed onto the sta.

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Speaker 4: I was born this way.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: It was very memorable jays. You could see a crowding.

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Speaker 3: Crowning.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it was her, he mum right, someone

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Speaker 2: was outing on the stage.

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Speaker 3: Well there you go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So the shirt that was when she wore the

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Speaker 2: meat didn't she She wore something strange that night, but anyway,

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Speaker 2: she strange things.

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Speaker 1: Dress was the VMA that's right, do you reckon?

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Speaker 5: They had like one of the Sushi Mango boys out

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Speaker 5: the back with the meat slicele what was that fresh?

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Speaker 2: It was a lot chunkier than that, Like.

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Speaker 4: She Mango boys be doing that.

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Speaker 5: Just you know, if I had to ring someone to

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Speaker 5: help make me a meat dress, like they're Italian, they'd

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Speaker 5: be walking around with prosudo.

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Speaker 3: Everywhere they go.

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Speaker 2: In that way.

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Speaker 1: I could not make a connection between Lady Gaga and

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Speaker 1: Sushi Mango boys.

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Speaker 3: Sort of, anyone meat slicer it'd be there.

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Speaker 6: It was.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't it looked like a steak. That was a job.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't like a Peter.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, very heavy, very heavy kind of dress coming

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Speaker 2: to Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your chance to win Gaga tickets.

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Speaker 5: A little bit later on in the show, We've got

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Speaker 5: a big one coming up today. We're going to be

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Speaker 5: priving the Pope. Our resident friendly police officer, Cheesy is

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Speaker 5: in after seven this morning. My eleven year old's got

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Speaker 5: questions for him.

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Speaker 4: Actually, Cheesey can't wait to see him.

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Speaker 5: He's coming up a big show coming up this morning.

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Speaker 5: We mentioned before we're going to be priving the propos

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Speaker 5: after seven.

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Speaker 3: Also, Lady Gaga tickets on the way as well.

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Speaker 2: Guys, I had a very rogue television night last night.

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Speaker 4: You know, for the first time in a long time,

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Speaker 4: we didn't turn a television.

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Speaker 2: Really once talk to each other.

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Speaker 1: Not more.

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Speaker 4: So, we didn't even bother.

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Speaker 2: It's very unsettling. When one of your shows finished.

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Speaker 4: We actually talked to each other and then went to bed.

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Speaker 1: But did you Yeah, I was it was we felt

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Speaker 1: we don't even want to news. I mean, if this

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Speaker 1: is the music you play, will you lie next to

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Speaker 1: your partner and scroll your iPhone?

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Speaker 7: Then?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Right?

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Speaker 2: Oh what he'scrolling?

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Speaker 4: No? Have TikTok? Anyway, what were you?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 2: I did the news into it, as I do every night,

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Speaker 2: habit into the debates being Alban Easy versus Dutto. It

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Speaker 2: was on Sky, so that's why a lot of people

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Speaker 2: probably missing.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know it was on publicized that it was.

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Speaker 2: Look it was, it was, but it wasn't. There wasn't

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Speaker 2: much hype.

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Speaker 4: I watched the presidential debate.

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Speaker 2: It's much the same, I know, But why was I?

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Speaker 1: Why was I more into that than this question?

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Speaker 3: Really good question about it because it's trumpy.

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Speaker 4: I mean I would have watched that I've known, but

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Speaker 4: I didn't.

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Speaker 2: So news first into debate, into first episode of white

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Speaker 2: load of season three because I'm so far behind.

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Speaker 4: Now it's a good time.

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Speaker 2: What a mix, what a rogue television?

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Speaker 4: Didn't diggle and on holidays.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about the debate because inside the room it

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Speaker 2: was like a sort of town hall style forum when

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Speaker 2: they had live audience and the audience fired the questions

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Speaker 2: at Dutton. Right, So that's why they call it a

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Speaker 2: bit of a town hall set up. But there undred

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Speaker 2: undecided voters, right.

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Speaker 3: I can see you being a mediator on one of those.

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Speaker 2: Thankfully it was the exceptional Kieran Gilbert from Sky Gilbert,

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Speaker 2: Tim Gilbert's his brother.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're right, Sarah Arbo do one last time?

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Speaker 2: She did?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So usually they have two or three in each network

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Speaker 2: take it in turns to host one brand.

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Speaker 3: Daniel do channel teen.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they should have Todd Woodbridge from channel nine

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Speaker 1: tipping point. The tipping point, can you imagine, get Elbow

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Speaker 1: and Dao on the tipping.

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Speaker 2: One hundred undecided voters and then at the end those

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Speaker 2: voters vote, they vote for a winner. So on this occasion,

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Speaker 2: the undecided voters voted forty four thirty five in favor

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Speaker 2: of the PM in favor of Elbow, so he had

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Speaker 2: a pretty handy win. There were still twenty one people

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Speaker 2: undecided who thought, do.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Oh, come on, surely they just have

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Speaker 1: to make well, just put it.

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Speaker 5: Exactly, make a vote unless they ticked the box.

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Speaker 2: But what followed was a propaganda storm on the Twitters

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Speaker 2: and the Instagrams and the tiktoks and the facebooks of

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Speaker 2: the world. The Liberal Party decided to do a trumpet

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Speaker 2: and declared Peter Dutton the winner. Right, because they just thought,

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Speaker 2: chuck it on social.

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Speaker 1: Media cares campaign, we can say dutto one.

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Speaker 2: So now they're in a bit of they're in a

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Speaker 2: bit of strife today for trying to influence the outcome

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Speaker 2: of the debate.

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Speaker 3: Is it a little bit reminiscent of radio shows on

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Speaker 3: survey Day. We're we're number one.

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Speaker 2: The West Green I think Duddo was number one with

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Speaker 2: sixty plus.

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Speaker 4: I mean they're still part of it.

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Speaker 2: It is it is.

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Speaker 4: So when's the next one? Because I'll be sure to tuney.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe we could go the question askers and

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Speaker 1: the button.

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Speaker 2: For ah, the moderator how long.

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Speaker 3: To go for?

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Speaker 4: No, not the moderators, just to debate.

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Speaker 2: What would you here you go question each What would

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Speaker 2: you ask?

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Speaker 3: How much longer is this going to go?

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Speaker 2: For Lauren? I would ask, here we go?

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Speaker 4: Oh god, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Miss Phillips. No, shoot, but don't shoot.

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Speaker 3: Actually, where do you sit on a three day weekend?

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Speaker 1: How do you feel about a four day week working week?

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Speaker 3: You got my boat.

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Speaker 4: I'm also happy to work from home. I'm cool with that.

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Speaker 4: Breakfast radio hosts against that.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, he's for that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah he's noney Moore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, he's flips. He's flipp he's gone back.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just going twelve past six.

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Speaker 3: Clem makesure keeps in the loop on the next one.

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Speaker 4: When is the next one?

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Speaker 2: I assume it's a couple of weeks. May third, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's coming to next week.

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Speaker 3: Then we get rid of all those silly little ads

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Speaker 3: spoken by Jas Hawkins for the Navor Party.

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Speaker 4: Yes, just ridiculous patriots of Trumpet?

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Speaker 2: What is the patriot of trumpet?

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Speaker 1: Guys, it's five Palmer's.

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Speaker 2: Party, But what is a patriot?

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Speaker 1: He thought it would make people trump Donald Trump, and

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Speaker 1: and it might.

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Speaker 4: I did hear an interview with him?

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Speaker 5: He was sorry, sorry, sorry? Did I just did? I

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Speaker 5: just catch it out of the corner of my eye.

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Speaker 5: You were talking about Clive Palmer and our executive producer

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Speaker 5: Brady put his fist in the air, like, yes.

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Speaker 2: I love the ad. Do you trumping the patriots?

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Speaker 3: We've got a we've got a fans.

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Speaker 1: Clive Palmers started Dinosaur Park or something. Yes, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Clive Palmer had his own like movie world starle like Google.

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Speaker 2: It was a resort. Was he roaming?

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Speaker 9: Not?

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Speaker 4: Yes, haven't you seen this, Jas?

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Speaker 3: It was a resort in Queensland. No, that was like australas.

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Speaker 1: With Clive Palmer resorts.

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Speaker 5: Clive, so it's a resort and then amongst the resort

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Speaker 5: was giant sculptures of Dinas resort.

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Speaker 2: With age seeing him and.

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Speaker 1: His Dick Chino saw park.

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Speaker 3: You ready, yep?

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Speaker 1: Billionaire Clive Palmer's Palmas Saurus Dinosaur Park featured one hundred

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Speaker 1: and sixty animated replica dinosaurs and was located at these

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Speaker 1: cool and resort in Queensland Sunshine.

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Speaker 2: He said, someone ready to run dinosaurs.

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Speaker 1: It was called parma Sur.

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Speaker 4: Parmasur.

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Speaker 3: Just gone quarter bout six.

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Speaker 5: Well, good morning Melbourne. It is just gone twenty three

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Speaker 5: to seven. She's going to find up to be a

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Speaker 5: good looking date today.

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Speaker 3: His name is Terrang.

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Speaker 5: He's thirty eight years old and back in twenty fifteen

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Speaker 2: Lauren Strange stuff going on overseas in the United States. Jase,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard or saw overnight. But

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Speaker 2: Trumpy has now increased the tariff on China. He's doubled down.

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Speaker 4: But actually one hundred and.

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Speaker 2: So Now countries from right the way around the world,

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Speaker 3: A lot of zoom meetings.

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Speaker 2: But he's banning a lot of things, banning a lot

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Speaker 2: of things in this what now All This article raised

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Speaker 2: Make America Great Again crackdown, which targets people's sex lives

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Speaker 2: and saying sex lives, I'm talking adult sex toys.

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Speaker 4: Adult toys. Now, I saw this story, right, What do.

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Speaker 3: You mean we're getting to tariff from most.

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Speaker 1: No, he's saying, you can have a maximum of six,

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Speaker 1: so you can have as.

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Speaker 2: You're telling me, you can get six into your shopping basket.

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Speaker 3: But no more.

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Speaker 1: But you can buy as many guns as you want. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but there's a limit on Adult Toy.

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Speaker 3: Well, their weapons what a master strip?

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Speaker 4: Explain what you mean.

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Speaker 2: The push to make for instance, let's let's say vibrators

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Speaker 2: much harder, uh, for want of a better for major

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Speaker 3: It's just like the toilet paper cap, you know when

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Speaker 3: we were only.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So what he's saying you can't sell them in

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Speaker 4: But how many can you buy? Is it six?

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Speaker 2: There is a cap? He's introducing a cap of six.

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Speaker 4: Look, six at a time.

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Speaker 2: You can only have six, six at a time in

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Speaker 1: Imagine being the checkout chick going sorry, you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to return one of them. Donald Trump says you can

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Speaker 1: only have six. But if you'd like to buy seven

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Speaker 1: guns today, help yourself?

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Speaker 3: Like what, Look, I'm no way on trumpy side, but

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Speaker 3: do you need to buy more than six at a time?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's none of your business.

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Speaker 2: We are doing at home, Hey guys, I mean, if

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Speaker 2: you're in Target, you're going to buy a CD or something?

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Speaker 4: Whoa CD?

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Speaker 2: Oh just stumbled into the vibrator.

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Speaker 4: The Adult Toy Isle.

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Speaker 3: Executive producer Brody has brought in some photo of a

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Speaker 3: pop quiz what's that that is called the adjustable lesh loop.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, it's called an erection enhancing lasso, like a ted lasso.

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Speaker 4: Like a lassoo. For all the cowboy lovers out there.

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Speaker 3: It's just I guess that's for the men.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, says what's that about eving a horse

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Speaker 1: and riding a cowboy?

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Speaker 6: Again?

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Speaker 4: Another one?

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Speaker 2: What's the point of this?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? This is just some of the things that are

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Speaker 3: on sale these days.

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Speaker 1: It is an egg for men.

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Speaker 4: Boiled egg.

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Speaker 1: These egg toys don't even look like toys, but they'll

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Speaker 1: definitely get your hard boiled.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 5: I don't think they should be selling them in a

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Speaker 3: Do a pack of eggs.

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Speaker 2: What's I don't understand?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm guessing those eggs.

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Speaker 4: Do you read the description?

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Speaker 5: You will when you put it there and you meant to,

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Speaker 5: I think it goes yeah, and then you.

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Speaker 1: Even on their own descriptions. We're still quite sure how

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Speaker 1: these work. No, but apparently each egg has a different

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's why they're selling them in packs of six.

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Speaker 2: Depending on your mood.

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Speaker 1: I'll get your hard boiled, get your bit clucky A

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's a mercan.

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Speaker 3: Oh is that what it is? It looks like a

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Speaker 2: The other day.

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Speaker 3: It goes the base of the toilet.

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Speaker 1: I think this is a red merchant.

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Speaker 2: This might be a little smaller than the we mates.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry for it's not your color because we have

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Speaker 2: Again, so what's the point of this.

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Speaker 3: We're just we're just going through some of the things

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Speaker 3: that are on that. Well.

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Speaker 1: What we're going to do, Clint is if you could

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Speaker 1: only have five, which five would you?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Is this corn? This is oh? Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: what is that one that's called the corn holder? No,

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Speaker 2: it's a corn No, it's look, it's caught on the cob.

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Speaker 2: It looks like it's called the It says it's.

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Speaker 1: Made from a bad minton handle. So it's not a

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Speaker 1: holder chew toy. It's a cob of corn with someone's

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Speaker 1: made that on Etsy.

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Speaker 3: No, oh, you can't be buying these on Etsy.

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Speaker 2: No, grip on. It looks like a tennis racket, that's

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Speaker 2: what it says.

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Speaker 4: It's a bad minton handle.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, hey, oh yeah, I'm interested to see

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Speaker 2: where you go with this? Ja?

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Speaker 1: Where on earth are you finding me?

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Speaker 2: Look silly?

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Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our numbers?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: So we wait?

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Speaker 1: Wait, wait, We've got on our screen like a direct

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Speaker 1: mirror of his computer screen, and he has made a

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Speaker 1: PowerPoint called toys. Did you just happen to have this

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Speaker 1: on your computer anyway? Or was that for this segment?

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Speaker 2: I even put sound. I even put slight effects on it,

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Speaker 3: What I didn't know there was sound? Thirteen twenty fourten.

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Speaker 3: Can we talk adult toy shopping?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Sure, have yours been found?

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Speaker 4: I don't think anyone's I think it's all online these days,

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Speaker 4: isn't it.

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Speaker 3: No, people are still going into shops, the shops by.

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Speaker 4: Them in the shops.

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Speaker 2: There's adult shops everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's been a real movement that in

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Speaker 1: like women's beauty exactly. You can buy all of these

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Speaker 1: adult toys on like a door beauty on like a

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Speaker 1: lot of the stores.

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Speaker 5: Thirty twenty four let's talk toy shopping? Did you run

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Speaker 5: into someone you know? Did someone find your little hall?

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Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten is.

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Speaker 4: Out told you had too many in your bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, sir.

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Speaker 2: Have you got to leave some for.

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Speaker 3: The rest of us?

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Speaker 2: Have you got a corn hole? In return?

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Speaker 3: I've got a condo vouchers pay less so you can

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Speaker 3: play more of this Easter thanks to add Conda.

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Speaker 6: I'll be thrilled.

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Speaker 3: Twenty four ten is our number toy shopping. What happened

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Speaker 3: to you? We're talking adult shopping.

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Speaker 2: Because Trumpy in America wants to make it more difficult

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Speaker 2: for people to purchase adult toy toys, all of them.

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Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number if you had

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Speaker 2: Because there's as you drive out to the airport, I

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Speaker 2: know there's quite a large retailer, aren't that way? Sexy

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Speaker 2: Land on the left hand side.

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Speaker 3: My kids sing the.

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Speaker 1: Jingle what this jingle here right now?

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Speaker 2: To take me out?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Good on?

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Speaker 4: You get out to see.

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Speaker 2: It's a real education.

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Speaker 3: It's a catchy one.

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Speaker 4: Find all kinds of things there, you know how.

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Speaker 3: Like when you're a kid, you'd see businesses along with the

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Speaker 3: ribe when you're driving.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And we had friends in the car the other day

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh god, we're going past it. Please

463
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Speaker 5: don't see police, don't see.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, Alana and Lara, good morning.

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Speaker 6: Good morning guys.

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Speaker 4: What happened to you?

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Speaker 6: So mine's not shopping. I still live with my parents.

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Speaker 6: I'm at Uni and everything. So when when we were

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Speaker 6: moving house a few months ago, I was going through

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Speaker 6: my drawers and I found, you know, an item, and

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Speaker 6: my you know, dad was coming into the room, so

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Speaker 6: I panicked and threw it into one of my boxes.

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Speaker 6: Fast forward to when we're unpacking the house. I happened

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Speaker 6: to be at work and my mum and my godmother

475
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Speaker 6: had gone to you know, unpack and help the house up.

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Speaker 6: I told my mum later that and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 6: how did everything go? She's like, yeah, good. You know

478
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Speaker 6: your auntie found.

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Speaker 1: You know, your little what with the kitchen in the lingerde.

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Speaker 6: Draw no, with my clothes, And I didn't think anything

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Speaker 6: of it because I completely forgot about it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, at least it was your auntie and not dad.

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Speaker 6: It's less oh no, because she picked it up and

484
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Speaker 6: ran out and told my mum and then ran out.

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Speaker 5: And told my dad and the whole day what are

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Speaker 5: they eight years old?

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Speaker 6: She was like, oh no, could I found? And everyone

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Speaker 6: just laughed it off. But as soon as I heard

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Speaker 6: my mom saying, my partner and I just looked at

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Speaker 6: each other and we were like, yeah, we know what

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Speaker 6: she's gonna do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Oh well you've moved out at home now,

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Speaker 1: it's none of their business what you're.

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Speaker 3: Doing, Chloe in packing them good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 7: And so I was at the shop having a great

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Speaker 7: look and then I get a phone call from my

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Speaker 7: four kids, who were on the bus phone from school,

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Speaker 7: going Mum, what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: Wait? Where did you Did they see you going into Sexyland?

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Speaker 7: No, they were on the bus and I thought, I'll

501
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Speaker 7: quickly picking the friday school pick up. They go, what

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Speaker 7: did you go to the local adult shop?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 7: Mom, you've got life three sixty on. No, I knew

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Speaker 7: you still did it.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's that's on them for tracking Mom, you exactly

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Speaker 5: And they.

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Speaker 7: Go, what are you doing in there?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 7: Dad made me.

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Speaker 1: Ask your father. That's the best deflection all your father.

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Speaker 3: Twenty buck says, Dad doesn't know about that. Sad wouldn't

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Speaker 3: have a clothing And that's that's on the kids.

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Speaker 1: If you're saying you've already got four kids, you don't

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Speaker 1: need any more.

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Speaker 4: The way to go.

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Speaker 3: You should have went to the shop a couple Yes, hello,

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Speaker 3: good morning.

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Speaker 2: Good morning. What happened to you saying awkward?

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Speaker 6: I hope a little.

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Speaker 12: Bit of a backstory. I lived at home with both

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Speaker 12: my parents, and my dad had recently had an affair

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Speaker 12: on mom.

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Speaker 4: Oop dad, naughty dad. Dads in the.

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Speaker 12: Thing, but they I went into the Sexy Land and

526
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Speaker 12: funny enough, who was at the other side of the store.

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Speaker 12: It was actually him. He had a whip in his hand,

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Speaker 12: and I literally just froze. I run to the corner

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Speaker 12: of the store.

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Speaker 4: Did he have the girlfriend there too?

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Speaker 12: No, he didn't, Thank thank goodness. I don't know what

532
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Speaker 12: I would have done there, but I hit him the

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Speaker 12: corner of the shop and then I wasn't really speaking

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Speaker 12: to him at the time. But then the next time

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Speaker 12: I saw him was at Christmas, and I just look

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Speaker 12: at him every time and I just think, oh, I

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Speaker 12: know what you've done, Dad.

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Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder, what's him my Chris Kringled dad?

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Speaker 3: So does it to this day? Does he know you

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Speaker 3: saw him buying the whip? We made icon?

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Speaker 2: You should have been wearing one of those masks.

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Speaker 12: Yes, you know what I should have, but hang on.

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Speaker 4: He made eye contact and then he never discussed it again.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, never saw him at Christmas, and I just thought, well,

545
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Speaker 12: I know what you've done. I know your biggest secret.

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Speaker 1: His dad and you listen, Dad with the whip. I

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Speaker 1: like the thought of it. The thought of it is

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Speaker 1: like panic inducing. If I saw my dad buying a.

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Speaker 2: No, he strikes me as a whip guy.

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Speaker 4: I can't even finish.

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Speaker 3: Robbie, you'd have the cowboy hat onto, like you go

552
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Speaker 3: the full.

553
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Speaker 2: Cowboy hat show.

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Speaker 3: If he's got a whip and everything. I think, we

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Speaker 3: don't know, Chaps.

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Speaker 4: I should never have bought my daddy.

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Speaker 3: We don't know.

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Speaker 4: Stop talking about my dad like that.

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Speaker 1: Jasmine, Good morning, chaps, Jasmine, what happened to you?

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Speaker 13: It was mortifying. A few years ago, I was in

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Speaker 13: a secret lesbian relationship with one of my friends and

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Speaker 13: we decided to go to sexy Land buy some things yep.

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Speaker 13: And while we were there, we noticed that the shop

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Speaker 13: but keepers were like walking around looking a bit weird.

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Speaker 13: So we asked him what was wrong, and they said, oh,

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Speaker 13: someone just tried to kind of break into one of

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Speaker 13: the workers' cars and we're just keeping eye on it.

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Speaker 13: So like, oh, no, we'll go outside to check.

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Speaker 3: Our car and n someone stole your car.

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Speaker 13: Yep, we were stuck there. We had to wait for

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Speaker 13: the police to come, and I had to call my

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Speaker 13: mom who had to come pick us up, and we

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Speaker 13: had to tell her we were lesbian.

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Speaker 4: You could have caught an over, Jasmine.

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Speaker 6: This is ten years ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just shopping with a friend.

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Speaker 3: Yes, all right, love, that's finally out of all the

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Speaker 3: cars to get stolen.

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Speaker 2: Do you pick up a bargain, Jasmine.

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Speaker 6: No, carried home with my mom.

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Speaker 5: Hey, you're on Ober one hundred. It is Jason Lauren

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Speaker 5: clint here as well. We're doing a thanks to mates.

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Speaker 5: She already express and coming up after seven point thirty.

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Speaker 2: Cheesy.

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Speaker 5: Our friendly police officer is in to answer your questions.

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Speaker 5: And today he's going to go through our results because

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Speaker 5: we all sat the police entrance exam.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was flying through it and then it

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Speaker 1: timed out. Anyway, we will get to that shortly, but

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Speaker 1: right now I want to talk about something very important.

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Speaker 1: It is the beginning of the Witchery white shirt campaign.

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Speaker 1: Now you might have heard about this, you might have

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Speaker 1: seen it before. The Witchery white shirt campaign raises money

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Speaker 1: for the OCRF, which is the Ovarian Cancer Research Foundation.

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Speaker 1: It's the seventeenth year that this has run. All proceeds

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Speaker 1: go straight to the OCRF from this shirt. I'm a

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Speaker 1: part of the campaign. It's a huge privilege to be

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Speaker 1: a part of this campaign.

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Speaker 3: You've done it for number of years.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's really important.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot a lot of people have put their

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Speaker 1: faces and their names to it. There's an amazing video

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Speaker 1: that's just been released. But it's really important that we

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Speaker 1: all talk about ovarian cancer because one woman dies every

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Speaker 1: eight hours from ovarian cancer and around one eight hundred

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Speaker 1: fifteen Australians are diagnosed with this insidious disease every year.

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Speaker 4: Have a listen to this new campaign.

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Speaker 1: Every great change begins with a single thread, a thread

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Speaker 1: that can acts us all a community united in purpose.

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Speaker 9: To ensure a healthy, vital future for everyone affected by

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Speaker 9: ovarian cancer.

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Speaker 4: This is more than just a shirt.

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Speaker 1: It's seventeen years of the Wittery white shirt.

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Speaker 8: Campaign, raising more than seventeen million dollars for the Ovarian

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Speaker 8: Cancer Research Foundation.

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Speaker 4: But there's still so much to do.

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Speaker 1: Less than half of the women diagnosed with ovarian cancer

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Speaker 1: today will survive the next five years.

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Speaker 4: There is promising research in the pipeline, but right now

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Speaker 4: there is no early detection test.

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Speaker 1: Treatment options are limited, and the disease often recurs.

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Speaker 4: This needs to end.

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Speaker 2: Every shirt purchased helps fund life saving research. Every stitch

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Speaker 2: a step closer to ending ovarian cancer.

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Speaker 1: Together where Weaving hope all proceeds go to the OCRF.

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Speaker 4: Where the shirt and the fire. This white shirt can

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Speaker 4: help end ovarian cancer.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's some harrowing statistics in there. Less than

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Speaker 1: half of the women diagnosed with ovarian cancer will survive

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Speaker 1: the next five years. Do you know how scary that

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Speaker 1: is as a woman. It's terrifying because the thing about

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Speaker 1: ovarian cancer is that by the time women are diagnosed

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Speaker 1: with ovarian cancer, it's often far too late. It's in

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Speaker 1: the very late stages because there is no early detection test.

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Speaker 1: And I think a lot of women and I always

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Speaker 1: thought it too, until I got involved with the OCRF.

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Speaker 1: I thought, perhap smear helped detect ovarian cancer, and it doesn't.

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Speaker 1: So Witchery do this amazing collaboration where every year they

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Speaker 1: release a white shirt and in the last seventeen years

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Speaker 1: they've raised over seventeen million dollars. But we still need

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Speaker 1: to raise more money to help find that early detection test. Clint,

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Speaker 1: I know you're an ambassador for the OCRF as well.

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Speaker 1: And while this is something that affects women, it affects

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Speaker 1: our sisters and our mothers, and our wives, and our

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Speaker 1: girlfriends and our daughters.

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Speaker 2: It's so striking. I mean, I've been a supporter and

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Speaker 2: ambassador for the OCRF for the best part of fifteen years.

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Speaker 2: And you're right, you think so many women in your lives,

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Speaker 2: and this campaign is just so poignant. You think of

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Speaker 2: your nan, your mum, your sisters, your nieces, your friends.

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Speaker 2: Right And unfortunately for me, one of the most insidious

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Speaker 2: cancers and the worst gynecological cancers, claimed the life of

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Speaker 2: my beautiful friend Mandy near On fifteen years ago, which

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Speaker 2: is why I got involved. And since then, me and

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Speaker 2: my family and I know you Lauren have we've immersed

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Speaker 2: ourselves in the foundation and met some stunning women, some

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Speaker 2: brave women who I'm thinking of this morning, women like

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Speaker 2: the beautiful Helen Hatsus, beautiful Leanne Flynn as well.

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Speaker 4: Leanne was a friend of our show.

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Speaker 1: She came on our show, jac met Leanne and her

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Speaker 1: three beautiful daughters, who were thinking of today as well.

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Speaker 1: She came on and told her story many times, and

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Speaker 1: I'll never forget her being in here saying when I'm

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Speaker 1: not here, you all need.

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Speaker 4: To be my voice.

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Speaker 1: So I encourage everyone if you can, to buy the

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Speaker 1: white shirt from Witchery. One hundred percent of the proceeds

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Speaker 1: go to the OCRs.

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Speaker 3: I think that's so important as well, because there's a

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Speaker 3: lot of different charities and things out there where a

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Speaker 3: percentage goes. This is one hundred percent.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's some amazing Go and watch that video.

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Speaker 1: It's really powerful, and there's some incredible women in at

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Speaker 1: cat Stuarts. There are Arbo, Just Fox, Laura, Henhwoyt and

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Speaker 1: listlely on. You might have recognized some of those voices

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Speaker 1: and end in that video.

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Speaker 2: As we sit here today. Research is the key here

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Speaker 2: because there is no early detection test, which is quite striking,

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Speaker 2: and the symptoms are just so The symptoms for this disease,

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Speaker 2: Jason just so vague. You know. Abdominal bloating is one

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Speaker 2: of them, but it's passed over it as so many

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Speaker 2: different things. And the last thing women think or want, obviously,

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Speaker 2: is to be diagnosed with the cancer.

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Speaker 3: So far with modern medicine, but then it's crazy that

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Speaker 3: we still don't have we have with.

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Speaker 4: Detection so far to go.

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Speaker 1: Ovarian cancer is the most lethal of women's cancers, and

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Speaker 1: like Clint said, the scary thing is that a lot

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Speaker 1: of the symptoms are symptoms that women have every month anyway,

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Speaker 1: so you often don't know. But I do beg you

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Speaker 1: if you think there is something wrong and something doesn't

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Speaker 1: feel right or doesn't feel normal, please please please go

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Speaker 1: and speak to your GP about it.

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Speaker 2: And a shout out today to the team at the OCRF.

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Speaker 2: They are celebrating their twenty fifth anniversary this year, which

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Speaker 2: is something quite extraordinary, which was born out of something

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Speaker 2: quite small, and I know they put pour their heart

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00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 2: and soul not just into this campaign, but into so

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Speaker 2: many campaigns and they're doing great work.

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Speaker 1: Shirts are available now which theyrewittery dot com dot au

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Speaker 1: or you can head in store.

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Speaker 4: It's also a really cool shirt bye for your mum.

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Speaker 4: I was thinking it's a great gift.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's it's really really important that we have

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Speaker 1: these conversations and that we raise as much money as

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Speaker 1: we can to find that Billy detection test.

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Speaker 2: Lawrence.

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Speaker 3: You know, we love the Victorian Police.

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Speaker 5: Every couple of weeks we get a different area of

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Speaker 5: the cops in and every couple of weeks we catch

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Speaker 5: up with our resident friendly police officer Cheesy.

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Speaker 11: Good morning, Good morning everyone.

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Speaker 1: Now I missed you last time you were in here,

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Speaker 1: and that was because I was away.

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Speaker 4: I took a week off.

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Speaker 1: We had a bit of an emergency amongst our family

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Speaker 1: and friends and I had to go to Queensland very quickly,

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Speaker 1: and it was a police incident, and it was the

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Speaker 1: first time I had seen firsthand how hard the police

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Speaker 1: work in moments of trauma and under very difficult circumstances.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to say thank you because I've

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Speaker 1: never fully understand how stressful and hard your jobs can be,

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Speaker 1: and I saw it firsthand, and I saw how hard

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Speaker 1: you guys work, the Victorian Police, New South Wales, Queensland Police,

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Speaker 1: but policemen in general.

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Speaker 4: And thank you for all the work you do.

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Speaker 11: Thanks Lauren. I think often our members go and get

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Speaker 11: involved in situations which are very traumatic to people who

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Speaker 11: are involved. Yes, So to hear that the service and

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Speaker 11: the professionalism of the police in regards to you and

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Speaker 11: your friends was great is really what we own for.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're dealing in such stressful situations, and the

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Speaker 1: police officers we dealt with did it with such grace

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Speaker 1: and poise and understanding in such a difficult situation, and

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Speaker 1: that must be so taxing and tolling on you as

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Speaker 1: police officers as well.

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Speaker 11: I think it is taxing, and we've seen that with

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Speaker 11: the number of people who are going out on stress

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Speaker 11: after being in the police force for a long period

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Speaker 11: of time. We just need to try and you know,

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Speaker 11: people look at us in these times to take charge

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Speaker 11: and have leadership and be professional, and we try and

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Speaker 11: do that, but you know, we're people as well, so

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Speaker 11: there is an emotional toll often with what we go through.

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Speaker 2: Can I switch gears if possible? I want to talk

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Speaker 2: about something that's been in the headlines, and that is

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Speaker 2: Toning mock Bell, one of Victoria's more notorious criminals.

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Speaker 3: You ever come across him?

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Speaker 11: I met him years ago. He was actually in custody

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Speaker 11: and I was part of the escort to where we

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Speaker 11: were going.

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Speaker 4: So what about the escort for this latest court appearance

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Speaker 4: with the.

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Speaker 1: Big mac truck?

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Speaker 3: What do you call the big garment truck?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, we have that like the bear cat.

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Speaker 3: Cat.

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Speaker 2: So he's got a he's got an ankle bracelet on.

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Speaker 2: Now his movement is monitored, but is also dependent on

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Speaker 2: bail conditions obviously, so what he's bail. Generally someone like

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Speaker 2: him would have to report to police daily.

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Speaker 11: So he's reporting daily, he has an ankle bracelet on.

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Speaker 11: I'm not I'm not aware of any other conditions. There's

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Speaker 11: just you know, the risk of flight because led last

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Speaker 11: time to Greece. Clearly, so the cord is satisfied that

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Speaker 11: the bail conditions imposed will make him more accountable.

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Speaker 2: Well, what's chat like with when he comes to the

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Speaker 2: police station, Tony, how's your take?

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Speaker 11: It's really funny. So some of O are more notorious notorious,

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Speaker 11: infamous people, you know they are. They are business people,

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Speaker 11: just in a different business. They can be very charismatic.

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Speaker 4: I reckon he would be very good.

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Speaker 5: Even when he strutted out of court the other day

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Speaker 5: and like the nice press suit, there was some cheers.

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Speaker 3: It was crazy.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I think he did a lot. Like even though

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Speaker 11: his money, his money that he gained was through a

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Speaker 11: through criminal activity, he was very generous with that money

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Speaker 11: to other people. So it's like a Robin Hood sort

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Speaker 11: of scenario.

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Speaker 2: Just to yet another chapter in in Melbourne's Underworld.

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Speaker 3: Professional to ask for a selfie when you're coming him.

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Speaker 3: My imagine, I don't think I can get a selfie?

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, gotcha.

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Speaker 1: I reckon people would be seeing him because he was

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Speaker 1: out at Northland the other day going people.

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Speaker 4: He would your mind. He was down the shape.

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Speaker 2: After shave shopping.

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Speaker 3: You can't hear the smartphone to take the photo. He's

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Speaker 3: not allowed to touch.

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Speaker 2: No, he's got a smartphone band phone.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna have a no here.

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Speaker 1: So if you get about the phone but not a smartphone, hello.

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Speaker 2: Not allowed at the two pay shop.

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Speaker 1: After we.

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Speaker 5: Just quickly before we get to a pressing issue, which

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Speaker 5: is us joining the police force. I've got my eleven

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Speaker 5: year old son.

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Speaker 1: Felix, morning school, holidays, Felix. If you don't behave yourself,

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Speaker 1: he's going to arrest you and take you to the police.

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Speaker 3: I would not want that.

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Speaker 5: Cheesy just said he can take a rip in the

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Speaker 5: squad car. I was like, mate, sick. A couple of issues.

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Speaker 5: First thing is the Minecraft movie.

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Speaker 2: Is huge at the moment, the Minecraft like in the mind.

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Speaker 3: Jack Black, you know the game Minecraft they made into

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Speaker 3: a movie. It's huge. But there's YouTube clips going around

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Speaker 3: telling kids to scream.

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Speaker 5: Out lines and stuff in the movie scream It All Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and kids are jumping on chairs their lines out and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Felix was concerned that you can get arrested for doing

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Speaker 3: that in the movies.

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Speaker 11: Is that Felix, my my son, My year old son

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Speaker 11: went with his mates two nights ago and he showed

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Speaker 11: me video. They were screaming what are they screaming?

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Speaker 4: Like chanting?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Can you get arrested for that?

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Speaker 11: You said the movie wasn't great. Everybody was in what

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Speaker 11: are you screaming?

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Speaker 3: Like screaming out? What are they screaming lines in the movie?

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Speaker 3: Like memes in the movie?

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Speaker 4: Like what can you give me?

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Speaker 2: Example?

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Speaker 4: I I'm Steve, I'm Steve, I am Steve Like that?

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Speaker 2: Wow, you can't get in strife.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of there are things that you could get arrested

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Speaker 4: for in the movies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, behave to no exactly.

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Speaker 3: And you hope that shenanigans aren't going on in the Minecraft.

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Speaker 5: Movie Cheesy there was. There's a viral video that keeps

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Speaker 5: popping up on my Instagram feeder. The kids are all

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Speaker 5: over it. And when Felix found out you're coming in

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Speaker 5: this morning, he wanted to ask you an important question.

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Speaker 3: What's your badge number?

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Speaker 11: What badge number is?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 11: So when you join, you get a number and it's

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Speaker 11: a quench all. So they go up. So I'm a

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Speaker 11: two six zero two nine and I think we're up

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Speaker 11: to forty five?

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Speaker 4: What's that?

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Speaker 11: What does that mean that?

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Speaker 5: I've seen this video There is a guy all over

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Speaker 5: Instagram and he's traveling the world and he walks up

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Speaker 5: the cops, going watch your badge number, and they give

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Speaker 5: it and they're like, good boy. And he's become so

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Speaker 5: big that some police officers are recognizing him now and

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Speaker 5: then they're calling him out first.

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Speaker 1: So what happens if someone asks your badge number?

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Speaker 4: Do you have to tell them?

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Speaker 11: I have no issue telling them. We often have when

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Speaker 11: we go to demonstrations. Now you know, we had the

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Speaker 11: name tag like I've got on now. Yeah, but then

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Speaker 11: we were getting spam by.

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Speaker 4: Oh those people so annoying? Are they? Don't you just

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Speaker 4: hate those people?

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Speaker 3: You can't even taze them in the foot or anything,

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Speaker 3: can you.

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Speaker 11: There's just there's just you know, there's no middle ground.

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Speaker 3: No, there really isn't.

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Speaker 5: Guys. Let me set the scene to get to the

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Speaker 5: police force you have to do the police recruitment exams.

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Speaker 1: The police recruitment exam, some of the questions, oh my

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Speaker 1: goodness are so basic. I was like, surely, surely, surely

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Speaker 1: this isn't real, and I was like, is this for real?

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Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden it got so hard.

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Speaker 11: So when I joined, you didn't need year twelve.

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Speaker 1: So first four questions had the past Felix could have passed.

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Speaker 11: It's harder now and it is still difficult, but most

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Speaker 11: people pass, and we have dropped. We have dropped the

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Speaker 11: stand a little bit because you're trying to get more

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Speaker 11: people to stand it. Okay, that's probably true.

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Speaker 3: Here's the go We've got to.

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Speaker 4: Get there so hard.

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Speaker 1: We've got to go to a break logical thinking and

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Speaker 1: ask my cross hunt.

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Speaker 5: On the other side of this, Cheesey has our exam papers.

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Speaker 5: He has gone through the results and we're going to

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Speaker 5: find out. We'll find out who would actually get it.

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Speaker 3: I reckon, I'm all over it.

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Speaker 1: No wait, you did it at home, and I reckon

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Speaker 1: you would have cheated write a few penis before I

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Speaker 1: did it.

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Speaker 3: All right, the results of our police entrance exam coming

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Speaker 3: up next black Peace, Good morning Melbourne. It has just

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Speaker 3: gone three past eight five K. Question coming up, Jason Lauren.

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Speaker 2: Jason Lauren O for one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Ow friendly and resident police officer.

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Speaker 5: Cheesy is in the house Awayne Cheeseman, superintendent and possibly

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Speaker 5: our future boss.

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Speaker 4: He's a friendly policeman on our show.

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Speaker 3: Do you guys watch Police Academy movie.

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Speaker 5: Tackleberry? He'd be Tackleberry, Cheesey'd be tackle Be. All right,

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Speaker 5: So here's the go we got given the police entrance,

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Speaker 5: the real thing.

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Speaker 4: That everyone has to see if you want to join

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Speaker 4: police force.

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Speaker 5: I have to do a big shout out. She's a

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Speaker 5: friend of the show. Nikki from the Australian Council of

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Speaker 5: Education Research. She put together a mini exam for us

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Speaker 5: because she knew we only had the attention span of

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Speaker 5: an ant.

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Speaker 3: There for yourself there online. Ace is out there all day, Joe,

904
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Speaker 3: thank you.

905
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 2: Ni Clinton.

906
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: I did it in the same room, but at the

907
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: opposite ends of a very long boardroom as well, and

908
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,760
Speaker 1: he was howling.

909
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 4: He's like waiting to get to the question about the

910
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 4: meat tray or nothing.

911
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: I was like, what the towels with the towels selling

912
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: the towels And I was like, no, it can't be

913
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: that hard, and then thirty seconds later I was screaming

914
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: about the town.

915
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 3: You don't have to reset it, do you every few

916
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 3: years or anything?

917
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 11: And good and snow.

918
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 3: All right, let's go through it.

919
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 4: It's a different section.

920
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is.

921
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 3: There's literacy and numeracy, writing, digital literacy. All right, we're

922
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 3: going to.

923
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: Start with where do you want to start? Cheese, because

924
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: you're going to give us our results.

925
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 11: Well, I've got I've got the feedback, some feedback, and

926
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 11: it's mixed. It's mixed. To be honest, I won't read

927
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 11: it all that it'll take too much. But if you

928
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 11: want to play the audio and then make comment.

929
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 3: One of the questions, the final one, it's a situation room.

930
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,720
Speaker 5: It's a video that they play you on the test

931
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,720
Speaker 5: and then you have to hit record and describe the scene.

932
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's questions about it.

933
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 3: This was Lauren.

934
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 4: There are four people there.

935
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 1: There was two men in their thirties arguing, a man

936
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: in a red hoodie sitting on a couch with sunglasses,

937
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: and a young woman i'd say in her mid to

938
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 1: late twenties grafitting on the wall. She had a backpack

939
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 1: on and a multi colored backpack. It looked like like

940
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: a fake Massoni backpack and shadow hoodie on that had

941
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 1: yellow writing and it was black.

942
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 4: I think the two men arguing.

943
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: Were fighting over this young woman's perhaps heart relation.

944
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 4: They both wanted to have relations with her.

945
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 3: I think.

946
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: I think the boys were fighting over the girl, and

947
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: I do think her back look like a fake designer.

948
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 4: Is that the kind of information you'd like?

949
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 11: So what we have is you were very very good, Lauren.

950
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 11: Your observations were highly accurate, uniquely descriptive. You even talked

951
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 11: about the hair length indicated by the placement on the

952
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 11: female's anatomy. Yes, you used the word weapon down the

953
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 11: pants at one state, which was very descriptive and provides

954
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 11: quite a visual.

955
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: It just looked like you out of you.

956
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 11: Also, and I'm not surprised by this, you talked about

957
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 11: the female subjects fashion and her and heated concerned that

958
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 11: perhaps her handbag may have been a fake. Very good,

959
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 11: but you're you were. You gave a description that was passionate, passionate,

960
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 11: and you made it clear that fashion crimes are very seriously.

961
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 2: All right, So I've got the passionate standing, Lauren. That

962
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 2: was very good. Yes, I'm very jealous.

963
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 3: I am very ratic.

964
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 2: Question.

965
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 4: I'm an attention to detail. Do you think he was

966
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 4: finding over the girl the boys?

967
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 3: All right, so this is cleinch response.

968
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 2: There was quite a few people involved. I did see

969
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 2: two males remonstrating with each other.

970
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 14: I also saw a lady with a hoodie on and

971
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:30,720
Speaker 14: she seemed to be tagging some bit graffiti or scratching

972
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 14: something into the wall.

973
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 2: There's also two very sharp looking police officers. And that's

974
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 2: about it.

975
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 3: I think.

976
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 11: Click. You were also very good. You have a strong

977
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 11: You have a strong mastery of the vocabulary. Yes, in

978
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 11: such terms as remonstrating and a pray, but then you

979
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 11: use more colloquial language such as a full blown barney.

980
00:45:55,480 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 11: You mix it up. Lauren mentioned before that you were

981
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 11: seeing an opposite end of the table, but the test

982
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 11: has thought that you were in collusion with.

983
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 3: Like at the risk of cheating, you got all my

984
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 3: best tips you don't want to cheat on a police exam.

985
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 11: You did have a tendency to stray away from the

986
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 11: facts and embellish with the addition of some fictional elements

987
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 11: such as vaping, drug deal gone wrong, stray paint cand

988
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 11: but overall, your very strong voice and very creative imagination.

989
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 3: Thank you.

990
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 4: I also said the guy with the sunglasses looked like

991
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 4: a drug dealer. Yes, he did.

992
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: Well, he looked at his vaping and he.

993
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: Had sunglasses on inside Necie.

994
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 14: Not on the.

995
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 2: Let's leave it there, No, no, no, let's press on check.

996
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 2: It's your turn, Hawkins play the audio.

997
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 3: I obviously took the question wrong.

998
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 4: Well you didn't take it seriously.

999
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 3: We're having a public disagreement. Well, I didn't know. I

1000
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 3: had to dictate all the personal details.

1001
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 4: What did you see?

1002
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 3: So we're having a public disagreement.

1003
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 2: Who the people in the video?

1004
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: There were many people in the What about the drug

1005
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 1: dealer in the corner.

1006
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 2: Who are very sharp?

1007
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 4: The alleged drug dealer in the corner with.

1008
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:17,720
Speaker 3: The fake hambag?

1009
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 4: Different. You didn't even say how many people were there.

1010
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 3: I didn't know. We had to put all the details about.

1011
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:26,760
Speaker 2: Cheesy.

1012
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 11: So despite the feedback from Clinton, Lauren, you were described

1013
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 11: as brief, succinct, and efficient, understood the event and provided

1014
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 11: just the facts with no embellishment. You work had clear pronunciation,

1015
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 11: tone and volume, and it would be thought that you

1016
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 11: would be very good at the dog squad, where you

1017
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,880
Speaker 11: have to bark orders at the dog very quickly and

1018
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 11: very succinctly.

1019
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 3: Would I be the dog or the handle?

1020
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 11: Now you would be the headliner.

1021
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 3: That's what he does with us and Dark's orders. All right, okay, So.

1022
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: That was just like you would have no hope solving

1023
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: a crime with Jason's information.

1024
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 5: Well, no, he's saying I'm accurate, I'm not embellishing or

1025
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 5: a leading to who's done them?

1026
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: Stoppers like product provider as much information as possible, see it, say.

1027
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 2: It all right?

1028
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 4: Cheesy. So that was just one part of it.

1029
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: We did the literacy, we did the numeracy, we did

1030
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: all the other things, and you have our results of

1031
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: the police team who is the least likely.

1032
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 3: The least likely to start.

1033
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 11: Unfortunately, Jake didn't make it.

1034
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 2: I didn't make it at all.

1035
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 11: We had some problem with the numeracy.

1036
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 4: Is that the one where it's like put the next

1037
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 4: one in order?

1038
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 3: That was hard.

1039
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: But if you think he's got problem with the numeracy,

1040
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: wait till we get to the fitness.

1041
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 4: They wouldn't pass the physical.

1042
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 11: If it was real life, you'd be able to sit

1043
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,919
Speaker 11: that component again, right okay, and then if you failed,

1044
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 11: you'd have to wait six So he.

1045
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: Actually failed the numeracy bit, did he pass the other

1046
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: two out of five?

1047
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 4: Two out of five?

1048
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 2: Right, but awareness, let's go to the top spot. Who

1049
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 2: hang on second?

1050
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: That'll give it away.

1051
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 5: Sorry, So who took out numeracy the highest marks and

1052
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 5: has the potential to make a good Victorian police officer?

1053
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 11: Well, the host who probably could come in at superintendent

1054
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 11: level would be Lauren Philip.

1055
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, My father in law

1056
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 1: would be so proud.

1057
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 2: You're part of policeman. I get it.

1058
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: We call my Paul Maulcot because he wants he's like

1059
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: a frustrated about how much how well did I do cheese.

1060
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,479
Speaker 11: In the oral assessment? You've got one hundred percent racy,

1061
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 11: you've got eighty three that reasoning four I knew it.

1062
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:37,760
Speaker 4: I said, I'm good.

1063
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 11: Literacy, you've got eighty six percent.

1064
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 4: Take it out distracted me on one of these.

1065
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 3: So your Superintendent Phillips, thank you very much. You're the

1066
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:49,959
Speaker 3: Tom Croydon of the team.

1067
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 4: Maggie Doyle.

1068
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: Maggie Doyle, and how did you clink go?

1069
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 11: Well, Clink could probably come in at senior sergeant Wrankling.

1070
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 4: But I'm your boss.

1071
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,360
Speaker 2: Just remember that, okay, Well, you're always my boss and

1072
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 2: I'm the prisoner.

1073
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 4: You're nowhere.

1074
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 11: We did very well and we would accept him if

1075
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 11: he ever wanted to join. So digital literacy he got

1076
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 11: eighty six percent, ABS fact reasoning seventy percent, US eighty

1077
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 11: six percent, and the Ooral assessment ninety four.

1078
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,280
Speaker 3: Oh wow, all right, hey, sister, probe the pope.

1079
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 2: You can write. You can ride in my crew car

1080
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:21,839
Speaker 2: any day.

1081
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 4: I'm going to bounce in my step.

1082
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 3: Dale.

1083
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 5: Sorry, Wayne cheese Man, thanks for joining us on the air.

1084
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 5: Proved the paper.

1085
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 3: I'm gun it.

1086
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 4: Please call me? What what did you say?

1087
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 2: I could be Cheesyperintendent.

1088
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 11: You could be my boss.

1089
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: We're looking for a new boss at the head of

1090
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: the police.

1091
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 11: You come in.

1092
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 6: We need a new one.

1093
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 3: We do it's crazy, Laura, put your hand up. Oh,

1094
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 3: let's do it every day. We'll give you a chance

1095
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 3: to win money. Just after eight o'clock gave Bay five

1096
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 3: thousand bucks already this week. Christina and Day, good morning.

1097
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 6: How's it going.

1098
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 3: We are good? You are the chosen one.

1099
00:50:58,760 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 2: I know.

1100
00:50:59,040 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 6: I'm very very nerve.

1101
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: Ah, Christina, don't be nervous. You gotta be sharp.

1102
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 7: You' I'm scared.

1103
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 3: She's a paralegal.

1104
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 14: Scared.

1105
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 3: You're you're a Megan Markel in suits.

1106
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 6: Yes, I've told that before.

1107
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: All right, Christina, let's try and win you some cash.

1108
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: I believe you want a medium question for five hundred dollars. Yeah,

1109
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: all right.

1110
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 3: Let's do it. Rules are simple. We'll run through it.

1111
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars.

1112
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,919
Speaker 3: You will hear a question. You will hear a three

1113
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 3: two one. You have to answer within that time.

1114
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 4: If you don't know, Christina, have a guess.

1115
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 3: I would say she'll know this, and if you don't.

1116
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 4: I would say this one is very gettable virus.

1117
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, I reckon, I reckon? You got it?

1118
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 2: Okay?

1119
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 3: For five hundred bucks? Are you ready?

1120
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm ready.

1121
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 3: Remember we need the answer within the three seconds.

1122
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 8: Yes.

1123
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: In scrabble, how many points is the X tile worse?

1124
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 3: Three? Two?

1125
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 2: Eight? One?

1126
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 3: You got it? Done it?

1127
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 6: What are you?

1128
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 9: Eight?

1129
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: There's only one thing tile in the game, and it

1130
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: is worth eight. I think the only one higher.

1131
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 2: I guess.

1132
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was a guest.

1133
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: Well, the only one tile higher?

1134
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 11: Right?

1135
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 4: The ques worth ten.

1136
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 6: I've never played scrabble in my life, Chris.

1137
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 3: I'm more of a Connect four sort of.

1138
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: My god, you failed the literacy. Yeah, police, I love scrabble.

1139
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,720
Speaker 2: You've never played never in mind, I've never ever played.

1140
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 4: Well, I guess we told you to guess what?

1141
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 6: Oh god, thank you so much. I was actually calling

1142
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 6: for the lady garger tickets, but I got through to

1143
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 6: do somehow.

1144
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 3: One day you can buy them exactly, and I'm going

1145
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 3: to chuck your passes to fun Fields as well. Okay,

1146
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 3: no worries the school holidays, say bigger fun fields, then parks,

1147
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 3: end of season sald cheap for tickets, more thrills. Visit

1148
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 3: fun fields dot com dot Are you that.

1149
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 2: Agrees I've never played category, that's a good one.

1150
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: I love old schools, you know, Easter holidays is a

1151
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: great time for old school games.

1152
00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 3: I don't mind a little match.

1153
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's real old school.

1154
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to build.

1155
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 2: What about Trouble?

1156
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: I loved Operation Trouble Operation.

1157
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 5: Guess what they've got now? At like those time zoned places?

1158
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,800
Speaker 5: Human life, hungry, hungry hippo.

1159
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 2: The hippos in your right, four hippos.

1160
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 5: You sit on there and the mouth opens up and

1161
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 5: the hippos eat your cheeks.

1162
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: Just wobble more than I thought humanly possible. When you

1163
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: impersonated because he's hungry, it's quite a sight.

1164
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 2: Oh god, look at him God like one of those

1165
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 2: Dulux dogs.

1166
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 5: They coming up next. I think we have found the

1167
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 5: most embarrassing mum in the world.

1168
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 3: And here's the kicker.

1169
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 5: We all know we're going to go there right after

1170
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 5: this on nover Look, we're talking embarrassing parents. If you

1171
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 5: want to join the show thirteen twenty four ten, what

1172
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 5: is the most embarrassing thing your parents.

1173
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 3: Have ever done?

1174
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:58,439
Speaker 1: Like the time you made my dad call the radio

1175
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,439
Speaker 1: station and read fifty Shades of on it? Yeah, yeah,

1176
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: that was rock bottom for me.

1177
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 2: He did it so well.

1178
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: I could not have wound that segment up fast enough

1179
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 1: when I realized who it was reading. You didn't tell

1180
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: me who it was.

1181
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 3: He didn't need much convincing either, and.

1182
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 4: He quite got quite into it.

1183
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 3: Well, he didn't even.

1184
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 2: Need the book. Yeah, you already had it on the show.

1185
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 1: I think he was banned from calling the radio station

1186
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: for quite.

1187
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 4: Some time after that.

1188
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 3: Robbie, you ring here whenever you want now.

1189
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 11: My dad.

1190
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 1: You know what my dad used to say, what's the

1191
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: point of having kids if you can't embarrass them. Well,

1192
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: there is a mom out there who has done who

1193
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: has humiliated her son, and it's someone we love Mariah Kerry.

1194
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: Now you know I'm a big fan, especially Christmas time.

1195
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: Ry Kerrey has a thirteen year old son who likes

1196
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 1: to play.

1197
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 4: Now do you play? Oh gosh, your son's here, I

1198
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 4: might have to ask him. Do you play on twitch?

1199
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 3: Or you stream on stream? On twitch?

1200
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 4: You stream?

1201
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 2: What is it?

1202
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 12: So?

1203
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 3: Kids love watching other people play video game?

1204
00:54:57,760 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 4: But you can then talk to each other. Yeah, and

1205
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 4: you can each other on your webcam?

1206
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1207
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 8: Is that right?

1208
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,359
Speaker 3: A lot of gaming chairs, Clint, A lot of gaming chairs,

1209
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:04,800
Speaker 3: a lot.

1210
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,240
Speaker 1: Of gaming chairs. And anyway, her son was on Twitch.

1211
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: He's thirteen years old. His name is Moroccan.

1212
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's got twins, Moroccan and Monroe.

1213
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:19,959
Speaker 1: Oh no, Monroe's the girl. Yeah, Monroe comes out on stage.

1214
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: I would know because I want to say, a Christmas

1215
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: concert New Year in New York and here she is

1216
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: Monroe and Monroe, Miss Monroe, she calls it. She comes

1217
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 1: out and they did a jewet.

1218
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 2: They're embarrassing the name mondays shocking.

1219
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 5: Moroccan, can you grab me a coke out of the

1220
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,359
Speaker 5: fridgeta home yet?

1221
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 4: And Moroccan Monroe she calls her miss? How dare you

1222
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 4: criticized Kerry don't you dare, Clint. She's a friend of

1223
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 4: our show.

1224
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 2: She's a dear friend of our she is a friend

1225
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 2: of our show. Give us a call, a call.

1226
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 4: Now, you've just bagged her kids' names? What hope do

1227
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 4: we have to get her on for Christmas?

1228
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 2: Sorry? Do you know what I'd take Moroccan over Mariah

1229
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 2: dialing up on Twitch?

1230
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 3: Remember we asked the record company if we could get

1231
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 3: Mariah before Jazzit even asked the question.

1232
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,760
Speaker 4: They said no, Lord, it's definite.

1233
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 9: No.

1234
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 2: Now, sorry, where will we?

1235
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: Well, you've crushed my soul because I love Mariah Carey.

1236
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 1: Can you play Mariah Carey's actually get up? Get up

1237
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: and I'll tell the rest.

1238
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 2: Do something from music box?

1239
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, just something so Mariah Carey, right, his son shocking Moroccan.

1240
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: He's streaming on streaming on in his gaming and Moroccans.

1241
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: That would definitely be his name, his twitch name, streaming

1242
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: on Twitch. And he can't spell Mariah Carey.

1243
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 3: Looking, No, there's only two, there's only the one song

1244
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 3: in here. I'm just trying to find another song, dream Lover?

1245
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 4: What about dream Lover?

1246
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 3: It's not in here or here?

1247
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 4: We gave one sweet day the music Box fantasy hero.

1248
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 6: What do you want?

1249
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:53,719
Speaker 4: Dream lover?

1250
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 3: You keep telling the story, I'll get yoursel.

1251
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Shock and rockins on Twitch in his gaming chair

1252
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: is the Queen the ice queen herself?

1253
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 4: Which shocking Moroccan.

1254
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: Well, Moroccan was shocking when he realized his mum was

1255
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: behind him.

1256
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 3: Take a listen to this, Take a listen to this.

1257
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 4: Youell me to get out now, just everybody get out?

1258
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 8: Mom?

1259
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 11: Make you see you're saying him a writer, I love you?

1260
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, ms carry Cary. Can you please get out?

1261
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 4: Please get out of my room.

1262
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: Mom, I would die out of my room and all

1263
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: the other boys like dad.

1264
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 2: Getting credit on.

1265
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 3: Twitch doesn't feel like it.

1266
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,600
Speaker 2: Imagine if she starts seeing this, Oh my god, I

1267
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 2: miss Carrie care. Imagine if you win, If you win

1268
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 2: at Twitch, is that what you do?

1269
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 6: Do?

1270
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 2: You win? And then you start playing this thirty No,

1271
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 2: you can't serve.

1272
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 3: Two.

1273
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: Imagine if when Moroccan was yelling at her, she started

1274
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: going I don't want to love for Chris, She'd be

1275
00:57:57,840 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: even more humiliated.

1276
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 3: Four ten, what is the most embarrassing thing your parents

1277
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 3: have ever done?

1278
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 2: Named the child? Moroccan would say, shocking, it's shocking. Third

1279
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 2: A twenty four.

1280
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 3: Have your parents done in Mariah, what was the most embarrassing,

1281
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 3: the embarrassing thing they ever did in your life? In

1282
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 3: returnest I got turned it on a Cogan vouchers up

1283
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 3: for grabs.

1284
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,560
Speaker 5: Cogan dot com helps you get what you want for less.

1285
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 5: That is clicking awesome. We'll hit the phones next.

1286
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 3: On Nova.

1287
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 5: Mariah has jumped on the gaming live stream of her

1288
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 5: son Moroccan.

1289
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 3: He was mortified. Mom, get off the audioce.

1290
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 4: Hileria Moccan want to come, you on me to get

1291
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 4: out now. Just everybody get out, mam, make you see you.

1292
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 2: You're saying Hi, Maria, I love you.

1293
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 10: Oh my gods, Carrie, missus Cary, can you please get out,

1294
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 10: Please get out of my.

1295
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: Room, interrupted his live stream. I don't think she did

1296
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: enough to embarrass him, though. She should have broken into

1297
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: always be my baby or something, Miss Curry, I love you, Mariah.

1298
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 4: Shame.

1299
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: She really should have broken into song. It was a

1300
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: real missed opportunity for Mariah.

1301
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 3: I can't imagine your parents being embarrassing mine, not yours.

1302
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:16,479
Speaker 2: I can.

1303
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 3: Dad, Yeah, I want to be very clear. Absolutely.

1304
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 2: Dad had had a job when we were growing up,

1305
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 2: which was he was a technician.

1306
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 4: No he wasn't he sold silariums.

1307
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 2: Didn't He used to as a qualified electrician. Electrician he

1308
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 2: used to again service the lariums. And he drove around

1309
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 2: in a van a man with number plates tan Man,

1310
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 2: mister man. He used to drop us off at school

1311
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 2: every day in the tann Man van.

1312
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 4: Mean you Clinton kids, We should just call clintown man.

1313
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 3: For now on you will be tann.

1314
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 2: It's his more. Spray tan man.

1315
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 4: Now, oh you want to be sprays can man.

1316
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 2: I can't be tanned man.

1317
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 4: Did he pivot when silariums.

1318
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 2: Got yes into spray tnds.

1319
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 4: Are they illegal or frowned upon? Illegal?

1320
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 3: Illegal?

1321
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 4: Did he become the spray tan man technician?

1322
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 2: Yes?

1323
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 3: Do you ever did he ever run like an underground No?

1324
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 4: No, Clint Tannaway.

1325
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 11: It was.

1326
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 2: It was very embarrassing getting out of that car.

1327
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 3: Joe in point, we're talking embarrassing parents. What do you

1328
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 3: have to deal with?

1329
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 2: Hey?

1330
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 9: Yes, hi guys. My mum was meeting my husband who

1331
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 9: was been my boyfriend for the first time, took us

1332
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 9: out for dinner. Mum, being frugal, decided to take the

1333
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 9: liftover fish in her bag without knowing hang on.

1334
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 4: She took her to the restaurant.

1335
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 9: No, no, she took it from the restaurant in her hand.

1336
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: Take fish.

1337
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 9: Oh well, she's pretty sneaky.

1338
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 4: But wrapped it up in a napkin.

1339
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 9: Yeah she she did exactly.

1340
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 3: That's a glad bag job.

1341
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 11: Yep.

1342
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 6: Oh, it was hilarious.

1343
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 9: And we're seeing the corn away home and walking fish.

1344
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: Mum not on the first meeting embarking. Yeah, but you

1345
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: ended up getting married, so he obviously loved the fish.

1346
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: We love a fisherman.

1347
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 5: School I reckon the school grounds is probably the most

1348
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,920
Speaker 5: embarrassing scene the paper. Well, I arrived at school one

1349
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 5: day on the bus and as I was walking in,

1350
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 5: kids were like, hey, Jason, your mum's looking for you,

1351
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 5: and I laughed it off.

1352
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 3: I just thought it was a joke. And then I

1353
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 3: turned the corner and walked through the school grounds. Hey, Jace,

1354
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 3: you mum's walking down looking for it.

1355
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 4: What's mom doing that?

1356
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 3: That's what I thought, though, no, no, surely not, surely not.

1357
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 3: And then I turned the corner and she's in like

1358
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 3: the giant quadrangle area holding my lunch box. How you

1359
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 3: left this at home?

1360
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 4: Cute? That's so nice.

1361
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 3: You'd rather starve.

1362
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:49,840
Speaker 4: Just leave it at the office.

1363
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 3: Just don't even do that.

1364
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 4: Esh, that's so nice.

1365
01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 3: And I'm like grabbing the lunch. What's going please mum,

1366
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:56,360
Speaker 3: please just go?

1367
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 4: So what if your kids forgot their lunch? Would you

1368
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 4: just let them starve for the day and to be kind?

1369
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 5: And actually I have dropped lunch to them before, but

1370
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,520
Speaker 5: I left it at the office and they do the

1371
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 5: page thing.

1372
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 3: Please come to the office.

1373
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 4: Life more embarrassing. Oh my god, Hi, missus.

1374
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 5: Hawkins, Shelley and Brighton, good morning, Good morning, Happy hump day, Happy,

1375
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 5: happy hump day.

1376
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: Shelley, you're up and about Why are.

1377
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 3: You so happy?

1378
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 15: Because I'm on the way to work and I just

1379
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 15: lost my job.

1380
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 2: So what do you do?

1381
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 15: What do you I'm in real estate, property management, construction.

1382
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,440
Speaker 15: It's amazing.

1383
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 3: You need when you're driving in here?

1384
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,960
Speaker 4: I do you know what I did this morning? I

1385
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 4: got up at four twenty and I got in my car.

1386
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 4: Happy hump day. Let's do this on a Wednesday morning.

1387
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 3: Let's talk embarrassing parents. What happened?

1388
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 15: Oh my dear dad, who's no longer with us. When

1389
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,919
Speaker 15: I was about fifteen, we used to go shopping together

1390
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 15: on a Friday night, one night there was this really

1391
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,000
Speaker 15: hot guys in an aisle next to me. I was

1392
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 15: just you know, interesting guys back then, and I still

1393
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 15: I am now.

1394
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 6: But he dropped the.

1395
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 15: Biggest fast and turned around, looked at me and said, Shelley,

1396
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 15: I have told you not to do that. You will

1397
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 15: not be coming shopping with me again, and walked off

1398
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 15: and left me there.

1399
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 1: Dad. Dad would have had the biggest smile that I'll

1400
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: be watching over you right now.

1401
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 4: Shelley's still laughing about that.

1402
01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 15: It was doing for clearing the room.

1403
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 4: I wouldn't take my dad anywhere if he did that.

1404
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 2: He can't be doing that.

1405
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 3: Un lucky maugh Sammy, I'm thirteen, twenty fourteen. Good morning,

1406
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:41,720
Speaker 3: welcome to the show.

1407
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 16: Good morning team. How is everyone this morning?

1408
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 2: It's great, asking Sammy.

1409
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm hoping I'm getting some humpy today.

1410
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 1: I think that's why they call it Day's Weddnesday.

1411
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 4: Are you know what humpday could be? Any day?

1412
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 3: Rush?

1413
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: Oh?

1414
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,439
Speaker 16: Yeah, My mom was a shocker. We had a pool

1415
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 16: growing up as kids, and my mom, being German, used.

1416
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 9: To get her boosies out some bake and kids.

1417
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 16: From my brother's class would always come over and I

1418
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,959
Speaker 16: couldn't work out why, and it was because my mom

1419
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 16: was in the backyard some baking top.

1420
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 2: Was she pretty pleased with herself?

1421
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 16: Sammy, Oh yeah, yeah, she's well endowed to this day

1422
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 16: still this.

1423
01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 2: Does she still get them out? Sammy, Oh yeah, she.

1424
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 16: Gets and she's proud of them, quite proude.

1425
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 1: The Europeans love some baking topless Jase, You've got to

1426
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: pull your kids when you come mom, your mom, mom, God, yes,

1427
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 1: Sammy's numb. Your kids ask you to put your top

1428
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 1: back on.

1429
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,480
Speaker 3: No wear the rash shirt.

1430
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:56,919
Speaker 2: Pool.

1431
01:04:57,880 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 4: She embarrassed boys.

1432
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, she is pretty good.

1433
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 4: If anything, she's not busies out by the pool with

1434
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:03,439
Speaker 4: the boys.

1435
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 5: If anything, where they've got friends coming around, lous will

1436
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 5: pulled me aside and goes. The boys have asked me

1437
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 5: to talk to you about not trying to do jokes

1438
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 5: when their friends are here.

1439
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 4: That's good advice.

1440
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,640
Speaker 2: Is that where you trial or you get is here somewhere.

1441
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 1: He actually he's run away, embarrassing.

1442
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:22,560
Speaker 2: We are heading to gather around tomorrow, and after gathering,

1443
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,000
Speaker 2: I'm actually heading to ballet on a.

1444
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: Little retreat the mean streets of nurse.

1445
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 2: Yes, so I'm away for a little bit which means

1446
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 2: I'm heading to to a nice little retreat retreat. Bit

1447
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 2: of surfing, bit of which I'm a bit worried about

1448
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 2: because I haven't surfed in many, many years. Bit of yeah,

1449
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 2: I know what could go wrong, right, but it means maybe.

1450
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 2: But that's that defies the the retreat.

1451
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 1: He's going on a health retreat meant to be health honed.

1452
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 4: What's going on his.

1453
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: Love prey adventure? No, what's the Nicole kidman one?

1454
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 3: The monkeys?

1455
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:05,479
Speaker 2: Strangers monkeys, they snatch stuff, they do. But it means

1456
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 2: you're going to find a dog sitter, Lauren, which.

1457
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: The perils of traveling when you have a dog.

1458
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,320
Speaker 2: I assume it's like traveling with kids.

1459
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 3: You're supposed to take them.

1460
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 2: You can can't take the dog.

1461
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 4: You can't just take the dog to do The monkeys

1462
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:19,920
Speaker 4: wouldn't like it, No, they wouldn't.

1463
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 2: So I've done. I sort of went on a website

1464
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:27,320
Speaker 2: to find a dog minder. So it's basically like finding

1465
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 2: a babysitter.

1466
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 4: It's basically like finding a girlfriend.

1467
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like tinder it for dog.

1468
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:36,520
Speaker 2: You find a boyfriend like whatever floats you. Yeah, so

1469
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 2: I found one.

1470
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 3: Jays do they stay at your house.

1471
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 2: So you've got the option you can this one. You

1472
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 2: can have the dog sitter come and stay, or you

1473
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 2: can ship the dog off to their place.

1474
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 4: But before any of that happens, there has to be

1475
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 4: a meet.

1476
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,000
Speaker 3: Oh, they come around to meet the dog.

1477
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 1: The dog sitter is compatible with the dog.

1478
01:06:59,240 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 3: There's a lot of work.

1479
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 2: So in this instance, I decided to meet meet the

1480
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 2: dog sitter. No, sorry, the dog poster because she's hosting.

1481
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 1: The dog's going to go to her house, because you

1482
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,440
Speaker 1: don't want them to come to your house, because what

1483
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: if then you don't like them and you're like, no,

1484
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: you know where I live.

1485
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:20,400
Speaker 3: But hang on, if you're shipping the dog to their house,

1486
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 3: why don't you meet it there.

1487
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,360
Speaker 4: That's a bit you didn't want to see the conditions

1488
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 4: is going to be living in? No, no, no was weird.

1489
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 1: He's not going to complain because we had the sitter

1490
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 1: at our house. Oh yeah, And I was like, oh,

1491
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 1: you're going to be in my home. Yeah, so I

1492
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 1: need to do like more thorough check than if I

1493
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 1: was just shipping the dogs off.

1494
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 2: Well, so it's like it is a lot like dating.

1495
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:45,120
Speaker 2: So I sort of knew sort of what she looked

1496
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 2: like based on the profile pic. But in the profile

1497
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,880
Speaker 2: pick is like, because she's a dog sitter, right, So

1498
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:52,440
Speaker 2: there's a photo of her and the big fluffy dog.

1499
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 2: So I'm like in the park set up with Pep

1500
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:57,720
Speaker 2: and there's just like all of a sudden, a flurry

1501
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 2: of women coming into the pug.

1502
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 14: Is that her?

1503
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:03,160
Speaker 4: It was a blind date?

1504
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 3: I think?

1505
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 2: And then you go to wave and she turned right.

1506
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 2: That's not her here, that's not her either, talking to

1507
01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:14,440
Speaker 2: like how he talks to the dog.

1508
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 1: She knew Pep it's her.

1509
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 4: Did you Pep go running over?

1510
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,599
Speaker 2: He did? Yeah, he was very very interested.

1511
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:27,519
Speaker 3: She came out strong, very strong. She wanted in screaming

1512
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:27,920
Speaker 3: the dogs.

1513
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,120
Speaker 1: Well that because then it makes it less awkward. You're

1514
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:40,560
Speaker 1: not to But were you interested in her? No, you

1515
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,680
Speaker 1: don't want her to be your girlfriend, but interested in

1516
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: her as a dog sitter, just a dog friend. Did

1517
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: they sniff each other's butts like dogs do? And the

1518
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 1: dogs by the dog kept sni kept snipping around her.

1519
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,760
Speaker 14: And do you like it?

1520
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1521
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:57,360
Speaker 2: It seemed to get on.

1522
01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 11: Well did.

1523
01:08:59,479 --> 01:08:59,519
Speaker 1: So?

1524
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 4: You both swiped right and so now he's Pep.

1525
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:06,799
Speaker 2: Going, We've done a deal, split custody.

1526
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 3: I would want to see the living conditions.

1527
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:12,519
Speaker 4: What if they put Pep in a cage out the back.

1528
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 2: I didn't think about that.

1529
01:09:17,120 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 3: Guys.

1530
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 2: That is it.

1531
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:19,559
Speaker 3: We are about to get out of here.

1532
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,759
Speaker 1: We are enjoy this beautiful sunshine Melbourne.

1533
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 3: I know it's incredible.

1534
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,480
Speaker 6: Thank you for being.

1535
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 4: I'm so good up.

1536
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 3: Sorry, Lauren, we have a date you guys go on comedy.

1537
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 2: We've sorry, We've got to step down afternoon.

1538
01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 4: We've got four thirty plarates, hot sweat.

1539
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,479
Speaker 2: I'm into pilates at the moment.

1540
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:47,560
Speaker 4: Remember when last timmer when I said it was like

1541
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:49,879
Speaker 4: hell in a room. Yeah, we're going.

1542
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 3: Together, that'll be nice.

1543
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,440
Speaker 2: And today I was doing clams.

1544
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:56,160
Speaker 4: Clint, it's been going every day to Hot Pliny.

1545
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:59,200
Speaker 2: The day before that I was curtsying, and today and

1546
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,559
Speaker 2: yesterday I was doing clams.

1547
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:05,519
Speaker 3: Is there someone you like at the classes or today?

1548
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,640
Speaker 4: It's the least exy place on earth. You get so

1549
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:08,840
Speaker 4: hot sweating there.

1550
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 2: You drag yourself in there and then you leave and

1551
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:13,639
Speaker 2: you're like, I feel amazing ten out of ten after doing.

1552
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 1: We're doing that and then we want to get Chinese

1553
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,599
Speaker 1: food just to really undo all the balances. Then we're

1554
01:10:19,640 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 1: going to the comedy festival tonight the comedy theater. But

1555
01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:25,800
Speaker 1: we're going for Chinese food first because it's near Chinatown. Then,

1556
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,599
Speaker 1: like we've worked out, so we deserve Chinese.

1557
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 3: I don't know what I love.

1558
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:30,920
Speaker 2: Do they have a chicken and sweet corn soup?

1559
01:10:31,280 --> 01:10:31,840
Speaker 4: Absolutely?

1560
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,839
Speaker 1: Will, We're going to one of the OG's in Chinatown.

1561
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:35,920
Speaker 3: I've never ever had the prawn toast.

1562
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,400
Speaker 2: I love a prawn toast as well.

1563
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 4: I don't have bo.

1564
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:42,800
Speaker 3: I'm going home to wash and get ready to gather around.

1565
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:43,720
Speaker 4: What do you mean wash?

1566
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,040
Speaker 3: Wash yourself, wash my clothes, get ready?

1567
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 4: Do you only wash your clothes special occasion?

1568
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,720
Speaker 3: Well, just like just make sure I've got all my

1569
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 3: clothes and everything ready.

1570
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:53,960
Speaker 2: It's small, Yeah, so I.

1571
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 3: Like to pack a day out, you know me?

1572
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:56,320
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.

1573
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 2: But we're going home to what so we're going for

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Speaker 2: a few nights? How many? How many pairs of small?

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Speaker 3: I always packed two extras?

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Speaker 2: You have four small.

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Speaker 3: Just in case you walk around with some of your handbag,

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Speaker 3: don't you?

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Speaker 1: I always carry I see of emergency always. I mean

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Speaker 1: not if I'm just going out for dinner, like day

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Speaker 1: to day, there's always a parent me every day handbag

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Speaker 1: all you might bring some to Chinese and the comedy

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Speaker 1: festival Tonight.

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Speaker 8: You just never know After US Tomorrow. Bye, Jason Laurens, Lauren.

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Speaker 1: Wake Up Feeling Good on over one hundred.

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Speaker 2: Lauren on socials,