WEBVTT - The Trial Of Oddy | Is Jodie A 'Karen'?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just ask this question? Feel free to answer honestly?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I Karen?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I be honest? No comment?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I did spend the weekend thinking, oh God, is

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<v Speaker 1>this in the words of the great Taylor Swift, is

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<v Speaker 1>this me?

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<v Speaker 2>It probably is.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem because I had three separate incidents over the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend where I was so triggered and angry, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm starting to feel like I might be

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<v Speaker 1>the common denominator.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, this is a safe spot, OKAYO can be

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<v Speaker 3>very open and honest.

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<v Speaker 4>Producers, I've brought you in just for a bit of support.

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<v Speaker 1>Here. I'm going to tell you about the three different instances,

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<v Speaker 1>and you feel free to tell me if I'm overreacting. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>First one kids sport Saturday morning. Went to watch my

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<v Speaker 1>young girl played volleyball all right for the second week.

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<v Speaker 5>In a row.

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<v Speaker 2>Come that sounds so worried.

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<v Speaker 6>Folleboo was exciting, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your career.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 6>So we're sitting there and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Go upstairs to the second level in this gymnasium and

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<v Speaker 1>you sit down with all the other parents and you're watching. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the opposition parents were so irritating and I hope they're

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<v Speaker 1>not listening this morning, but they just had something to

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<v Speaker 1>say about everything. And at one stage one of them goes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's they missed a point.

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<v Speaker 6>That's not right.

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<v Speaker 1>So she walks from the top level down to inform

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<v Speaker 1>the scorer you missed a score.

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<v Speaker 6>It's actually ten, not nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Gos outrageous And so for the second week in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>my husband and I like, I can't sit next to

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<v Speaker 1>these people, so we had to move.

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<v Speaker 6>So that's Karen example.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you confront it?

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<v Speaker 6>You're not very carrying, okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and your husband's next hockey player, so you jam

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<v Speaker 3>a hockey stick in your mouth.

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<v Speaker 6>He actually won't.

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<v Speaker 2>From behind, and.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not going to do any of those things, not

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<v Speaker 1>off the ice anyway, okay, Karen. Situation number two. I

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<v Speaker 1>go to get a pedicure at a nail salon and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting next to a woman who from the get

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<v Speaker 1>go started complaining about the fact she'd had a spray

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<v Speaker 1>tonn the day before, so she didn't want to get

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<v Speaker 1>her legs wet. Okayoki, forgive me here. You do it

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<v Speaker 1>in the reverse or because when you got to get

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<v Speaker 1>a pedicure, Andrew, you put your feet in water.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the who. And then quite often they massage.

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<v Speaker 6>Your car like if you're a scrub correct, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 6>you don't take my tan off.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it got to the point where she had

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<v Speaker 1>to select the color for her feet, and they give

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<v Speaker 1>you this whole thing. Anyway, she wanted white, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>comparing two whites and just like, well, that's a more

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<v Speaker 1>block white. So I think I like that, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they couldn't find the said white. She's looking

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<v Speaker 1>at me, She's like, oh, anyone got the one twenty?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, oh, babes, I'm not in your corner.

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<v Speaker 1>You're being an absolute pest right now. So that's Karen

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<v Speaker 1>situation number two.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, again, didn't confront it.

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<v Speaker 4>Confronto. Okay, how am I looking on the Karens car?

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<v Speaker 2>You're looking good.

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<v Speaker 1>Third Karen example was the one where I was the

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<v Speaker 1>closest to saying something. We went to the sushi train

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<v Speaker 1>and for the purposes of this story, I'll replace the

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<v Speaker 1>F word with wassabi, right, makes sense. So we're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there with the family including the twelve ten four year

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<v Speaker 1>old me and my husband and a big group of

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<v Speaker 1>boys walk in and the boys that had a big

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<v Speaker 1>night out, hadn't they So they were drowning their hangovers

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<v Speaker 1>with a bit of sushi and they were they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>yol bro I had a saby last night, like full

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<v Speaker 1>like I hadn't night. He's back to back with my

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<v Speaker 1>four year old. And so Craig looks me and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you don't And got to the point I was

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<v Speaker 1>so angry that when we left our little booth, he

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<v Speaker 1>shielded me from there booth because he knew I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to go right off and tell him to go

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<v Speaker 1>with Saba himself.

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<v Speaker 2>On your team for that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's like when you're when you're swearing like that

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<v Speaker 1>and you've got a four year old literally back to back.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, look, I would say the fact that you didn't

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<v Speaker 7>confront y of these people, I think you're pretty safe

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<v Speaker 7>on the Karens scale, not Karening.

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<v Speaker 6>You need a nap.

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<v Speaker 1>I need a nap in some whole moon replacement.

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<v Speaker 6>Therapy to go to Kelly. When was your Garran moment?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, I've had a.

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<v Speaker 8>Few, but they're all to do with smoking. So I

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<v Speaker 8>walked into the hospital, was taking my son to the hospital,

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<v Speaker 8>and I walked through people smoking, and I did let

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<v Speaker 8>them have it, but I ended up getting admitted because

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<v Speaker 8>I couldn't breathe.

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<v Speaker 5>I had an asthma attack and I went straight in

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<v Speaker 5>and my son had to wait.

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<v Speaker 2>That's completely fair.

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<v Speaker 4>Anything to do with the fact that you were going

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<v Speaker 4>off with people who were smoking you inhales Fra All.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I struggle with that, people who sort of smoking

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<v Speaker 1>public places like that where you've got kids that perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>need fresh air, clean air.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little different these days. It's not cool anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. Jimmy Dean's dead, all right. When Jimmy Dean

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<v Speaker 3>used to do it back in the day, smoking cigarette

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<v Speaker 3>walking down the street. Yeah, Jimmy Dean, not anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Nah, All right, let's go to Kerry. What was your moment?

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<v Speaker 9>Kerrie? Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>Yesterday I was at Camar getting some photos printed and

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<v Speaker 5>I could see in the screen the reflection. There was

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<v Speaker 5>a guy standing right behind me looking at all my

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<v Speaker 5>photos as they flashed up on the screen, and it

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<v Speaker 5>was really annoying me. And I had my kids with me,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm sure they were probably really embarrassed, but I

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<v Speaker 5>couldn't help myself and I turned around and I said,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, that's really rude to stand here and look

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<v Speaker 5>at all my photos as they pop up. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 5>who went wandered off? But like you don't do that.

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<v Speaker 5>You just stand to the side or you go look

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<v Speaker 5>around the shop. It was just really annoying me that

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<v Speaker 5>someone would stand there and look at all your photos

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<v Speaker 5>are so top up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oket it, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's people invating your personal space to in a retail situation,

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon. It's like it's also like hazy when you're

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<v Speaker 1>at the checkout right the twelve items or less and

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<v Speaker 1>people like stand right behind you, like right there, she's

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<v Speaker 1>just scanning all your items.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get that as well.

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<v Speaker 3>When you're a cafe and someone's right behind you sort

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<v Speaker 3>of breathing down your neck, You're like, I just need

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit of space.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely understandable. We've got a text too, Shanna said, can't

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<v Speaker 4>tell you one example, give me a whole segment she's

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<v Speaker 4>carrying on the daily, particularly for school drop off.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have thought the school drop off for a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of mums would absolutely bring out the best and

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<v Speaker 3>worse in individuals.

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<v Speaker 4>Were they set you.

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<v Speaker 1>Up for failure though, because they have like a you know,

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<v Speaker 1>drop off and pick up. Only you can't control what

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<v Speaker 1>time your kid comes out of the classroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, any confusing time, John, take us through your situation

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<v Speaker 3>at a sock a match.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah yeah, textos son to well, Actually I was on holidays,

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<v Speaker 10>I worked with Britil I watched it. You're turning to

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<v Speaker 10>take your son to soccer, so I take him. My

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<v Speaker 10>son's playing the game, he sets up and shoots a goal.

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<v Speaker 10>I've called out, well run son, and then you hear

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<v Speaker 10>the father from the other side turn around say it's

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<v Speaker 10>about time the father watched the son's play soccer.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, and I went.

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<v Speaker 10>I was about to say something, but then the father

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<v Speaker 10>next mister day Now, I don't start trouble, man, don't

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<v Speaker 10>start trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well done, John, Well done for not even saying that.

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<v Speaker 3>Other people in the situation, they would have walked over

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<v Speaker 3>and probably got a little bit physical.

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<v Speaker 2>You did very well.

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<v Speaker 4>World done John.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you the school sport thing, it's a hotbed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a hotbed.

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<v Speaker 2>Haven't entered it yet. I'm on the verge.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh man, it's an eye opener.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Okay that volleyball community so well.

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<v Speaker 1>You've offended them now, so they're going to turn on you.

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<v Speaker 1>And you actually deserve it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think, based on those calls as well jokes.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you're a Karen, thank you. You just

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<v Speaker 3>have some Karen moments.

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<v Speaker 4>Just some heavy traits.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not a full time Karen. You just part times.

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<v Speaker 2>You're waking up to Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 4>Breaking news.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the news today? Snooziness.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my favorite stories of the year so far,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's the battle that no one saw coming?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, are you ready for this?

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<v Speaker 1>Holly Valance, former soap star v Greta Turmberg.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my yeah, climate activists.

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<v Speaker 2>You're so right. I did not see that coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's gone on a show called Chris Hope, It's

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<v Speaker 1>Chopper's political podcast, and on it she described the twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one year old as a little bit odd and a

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<v Speaker 1>demonic little gremlin.

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<v Speaker 11>I don't understand way you have this like demonic little

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<v Speaker 11>gremlin high priestess of climatism as the goddess in classrooms, Greta,

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<v Speaker 11>why would you go to music lesson or bother doing

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<v Speaker 11>your homework or get out of bed if you think

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<v Speaker 11>we're all going to be dead in five years anyway?

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<v Speaker 11>I mean they told me in class Gretta told me,

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<v Speaker 11>I can't imagine what.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like to be called a demonic little grandma.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't like it.

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<v Speaker 2>That hits hard.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't that outrageous? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>She went on to sing Donald Trump's praises as well,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said there's no way that Australia should become

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<v Speaker 1>a republic and that we need to stick with the

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<v Speaker 1>royal family.

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<v Speaker 4>All interesting thoughts from our holly.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go in holywo trust We've said that for

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<v Speaker 3>a long time as well. Remember she was Flick on Neighbors.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, flick characteris Felicity and.

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<v Speaker 4>You would have been a young man that would have

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<v Speaker 4>done a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I remember watching in the boarding House and the

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<v Speaker 3>particular episode where Steph and Flick.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Flick hooked up with Steph's man. Yes, sisters,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah right.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, the Scullies, the Scully household. It's all coming back.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe this stuff that sits in your brain.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe I with that, but I can't remember

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<v Speaker 3>the birthdays of my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Newsy bit a sport on the weekend as well for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, finally, our teams played in the AFL Round one.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're a co supporter. Oh, didn't they flirt with

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<v Speaker 3>it in the last quarter?

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<v Speaker 4>Miss me? It was the comeback no one saw coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, at one stage thirty six points. They were down

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<v Speaker 3>in the last quarter and then they end up losing

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<v Speaker 3>by just a goal in the first half.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't look like they were going to score more

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<v Speaker 2>than three goals.

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<v Speaker 1>They was it one goal too for a half a footy.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it wasn't a night for key forwards, but

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus to you what re signed Taylor Walker for.

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<v Speaker 2>Next year right now?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>He's so unbelievably poor for that.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, he's crucial, isn't he.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to speak to Time Rade a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>later on. He's going to wrap up the weekend of sport,

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<v Speaker 3>but also for Port Adelaide Sport. It's fifty points, yep,

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<v Speaker 3>you take that against West Coast. West Coast they're going

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<v Speaker 3>to be absolutely garbage again. Oh it's good size.

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<v Speaker 2>What about that boy? Kind of rosy?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, first game as skipper and absolutely picked

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<v Speaker 3>up up three Brown Low votes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they've had some interesting audio on the coverage yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>and they miked up Ken Hinckley at training and Ken

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I don't know if it was Connor or

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<v Speaker 1>if it were Zach Butter's, but he was saying, mate.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you stop, like it would have made Zach.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't want you to hurt yourself for training,

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<v Speaker 1>like he was basically pleading with him, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>got cleaned up and he goes, well, I'm not surprised

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<v Speaker 1>you just run into that bloke who's six foot seven idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a Jack Russell, Yeah, taking on a great day,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know Jack Russell is going to have a red.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot Cray exactly right, and they're acutely unaware of how

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<v Speaker 1>little they are.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it sound Zach lots alike yesterday in that game

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<v Speaker 3>against West Coast. That is your post snooze news coming

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<v Speaker 3>up very very soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Also we'll speak about this with Tom Ray and the

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<v Speaker 1>jack Jumpers went down to Melbourne United in game one

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<v Speaker 1>of the NBL Finals.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they got smashed and absolutely spanked.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't see them coming back from here just quietly,

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<v Speaker 4>even on their.

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<v Speaker 2>Home to really come on show some faith.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going to name the AFL side today as well?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh they wha do they have somewhere to play yet?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're still working that out.

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<v Speaker 4>I grew up. There ain't an abundance of stadiums that.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to build something.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've got your thinking at that one, you've got

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<v Speaker 3>a name for the new Tazzy AFL side text through

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<v Speaker 3>for double nine one nine. Of course, don't don't say devils. Please,

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<v Speaker 3>don't say devils, devils. You're better than that.

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<v Speaker 4>What are we to do?

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<v Speaker 1>The jack jumpers has gone, Oh my god, how many

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<v Speaker 1>native Tasmanian animals are there?

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<v Speaker 3>Ninety six percent of the country doesn't even know what

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<v Speaker 3>a jack jumper is. That's fun, isn't it very true?

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<v Speaker 3>First question for the six fifteen vending machine quiz Joe's

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<v Speaker 3>is going to drop it? Next? What I've always wondered

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<v Speaker 3>is the particular types of music that you listen to,

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<v Speaker 3>whether that sort of determines what sort of person you

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<v Speaker 3>are like, if there's some kind of link with your

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<v Speaker 3>personality music preferences.

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<v Speaker 2>And it turns out it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks to a study done by the New York Post,

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<v Speaker 3>multiple studies have revealed the personality traits linked with various

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<v Speaker 3>music genres, And when you think.

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<v Speaker 2>About it, probably makes sense, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure does?

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<v Speaker 3>So this particular piece of research looked at eighty thousand

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<v Speaker 3>music fans and fifty famous musicians, and the fans were

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<v Speaker 3>then asked to give personality ratings for the public person

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<v Speaker 3>of each artist. Those who enjoy top forty songs are

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<v Speaker 3>more likely to be an agreeable person. Okay, just sort

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<v Speaker 3>of bubb along, just happy people who like pop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And while you'd probably expect the people who listen to

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<v Speaker 3>extremely heavy metal about violence to be precisely that, it

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<v Speaker 3>turns out that they are no more likely to be

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<v Speaker 3>violent themselves, and they just find pure.

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<v Speaker 2>Joy in the music.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, really, here's.

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<v Speaker 3>Some interesting stats though. The study revealed that psychopaths are

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<v Speaker 3>more likely to enjoy retro rap, including songs classic songs

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<v Speaker 3>like Eminem this song in particular Lose Yourself, but also

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<v Speaker 3>No Dignity. You love this song is psychopaths.

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<v Speaker 2>It's starting to make compleats. It's now, is it not?

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<v Speaker 4>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>The study also found that people who enjoyed see Is

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<v Speaker 3>Titanium and the naxt My Sharona were the least likely

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<v Speaker 3>to be psychopathic. And that makes so much Senseka, you're

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<v Speaker 3>just a fun guy. He's a fun person. If you

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<v Speaker 3>like My Sharona, And guess what Titanium South Australian represents.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course you like it. You're a good non psychopathic person.

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<v Speaker 6>It's good, isn't it. This is just to like get

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<v Speaker 6>you up and about. I can achieve anything. I can

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<v Speaker 6>run through a brick wall type.

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<v Speaker 3>Vibe, big time, big time, no psychopathic vibes about that.

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<v Speaker 3>This isn't part of the study. It's my own study

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<v Speaker 3>that if you like this particular song though from the web,

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<v Speaker 3>it turns out you're just a flat out dirty bird.

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<v Speaker 6>Now that's a job.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a joke. That's a joke. Job's a terrible job.

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<v Speaker 3>This is where we say we are led fearlessly and

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<v Speaker 3>courageously by news read abby but unfortunately sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, who's going to step up?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, hopefully you do, because mine's just a little short one,

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<v Speaker 1>but entertaining nonetheless.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, cool, we're talking jokes to your husband, that's what

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<v Speaker 3>we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, do you want to go first?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a bit of a medical theme for this week. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>did you know this? This is a fact that dogs

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<v Speaker 1>can't read m R eyes but cats can.

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<v Speaker 2>Cat Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. Cats can and straight around. My brain's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>they got better eyesight of than dogs. Cats sa cats scared?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Get it now?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Can I take this in a much different direction?

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<v Speaker 1>Then? Sure? Is this going to be a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>blue blueish?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, not as blue as what Abby would do, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing it in spirit of news reader Abbey.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is good because she loves a blue jae.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like a homage naps all.

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<v Speaker 3>Our teacher is teaching a class and she says that

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<v Speaker 3>Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asked him, Hey, if

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<v Speaker 3>there are three ducks sitting on a fence, Johnny, and

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<v Speaker 3>you shoot one, how many are left? And Johnny says, well, none?

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<v Speaker 3>But then the teacher asks why, and Johnny says because

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<v Speaker 3>the shots scared them all off, And the teacher says, no,

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<v Speaker 3>there are two left, butts are okay? Thinking then Johnny

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<v Speaker 3>asks the teacher, you see three women walking out of

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<v Speaker 3>an ice cream parlor. One is licking her ice cream,

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<v Speaker 3>one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting

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<v Speaker 3>her ice cream. Which one is married? And the teacher responds, well,

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<v Speaker 3>the one sucking her ice cream? And Johnny says no,

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<v Speaker 3>the one with a wedding ring. But I like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>thinking teacher, let get it by the.

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<v Speaker 9>Way, the weekend, it's one and only the beautiful, the courageous,

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<v Speaker 9>the versatile, sometimes flexible, Tom randlexible, you take the place.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can barely touch my knees.

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<v Speaker 6>No good, Okay, I think you play.

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<v Speaker 7>I think it's more just a result of having very

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<v Speaker 7>short arms. That's probably the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>You play soccer.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you'd be clus.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a t rex useless arms.

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, are you ready welcome? Let's go through the weekend

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<v Speaker 3>that was for sport. Let's start with the Crows play.

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<v Speaker 4>In the game right there.

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<v Speaker 2>The Suns are.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>The Crows come home, but.

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<v Speaker 4>They didn't come home.

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<v Speaker 6>The Suns and Toms. You're right to start the season.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh jeez, pinched it five goals in the last term.

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<v Speaker 7>That's the positive. They were so good at the end

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<v Speaker 7>of the game. Josh uh Shelley was outstanding. Rank can

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<v Speaker 7>look really dang, But where was the intensity and that

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<v Speaker 7>kind of spark in the first two and a half

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<v Speaker 7>three quarters? They were so flat they just and look

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<v Speaker 7>credit to Gold Coast, But I'm sure they're scratching their

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<v Speaker 7>head saying boys like surely let's bottle what we had

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<v Speaker 7>in the final thirty minutes because what came before that

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<v Speaker 7>was just terrible.

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<v Speaker 4>That was very generous final thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like the final ten minutes, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 6>And they kicked one goal too.

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<v Speaker 7>I know it was the second last ever score to halftime.

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<v Speaker 7>I think Hawthorne ninety five was the previous. Lost ended

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<v Speaker 7>up winning that game. Funnily enough, Look, there was a

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<v Speaker 7>bit to like with the way they finished, but difficult conditions.

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<v Speaker 7>Just needed to start quicker, and they can't afford to

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<v Speaker 7>do that again this Friday night.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you sit there and you don't know what you've

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<v Speaker 3>got until it's gone. Trow supporters watching that going, I

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<v Speaker 3>know the conditions are horrible, but she's Tailor Walker. He's

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<v Speaker 3>the important because even a blokeers classes Taylor Walker. Even

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<v Speaker 3>in those conditions, you can still see him bobbing up

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<v Speaker 3>for at least a couple of goals.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, exactly, and just you know, simple things like body position, structure,

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<v Speaker 7>all that stuff. Leadership. He's such an important part of

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<v Speaker 7>that side. Arguably still Hazy, the most important player.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone's pleased because they changed their tips at the last

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<v Speaker 1>minute when they realized text Walker wasn't getting on the

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<v Speaker 1>planet that right, Yes, he did.

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<v Speaker 3>Just sort of following along on Twitter and then when

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<v Speaker 3>text failed, he's a Finnish test on Wednesday sort of

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<v Speaker 3>called up and it's like, rearrange my tips.

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<v Speaker 7>Thinks See that's usually cardinals sit number one. Isn't it

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<v Speaker 7>to change your tip? But that's a good change.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're lucky you're a good bloke because that's

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<v Speaker 1>just smacks of corruption or.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you do bloke? I love that ready, Le's talk

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<v Speaker 2>about much better results. Yeah. The big thing is the

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<v Speaker 2>port Adelaide, the box.

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<v Speaker 3>They needed the four points, They got the four points there.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a lot of box ticks.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, it was a tough day, wasn't it. I mean

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<v Speaker 7>so hot yesterday. They're going to need every bit of

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<v Speaker 7>their recovery to play Richmond next Sunday. The only negative

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<v Speaker 7>is Jed macintee subbed out in the third quarter. He

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<v Speaker 7>went back with a flight concussion. Will miss at least

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<v Speaker 7>next week, maybe two weeks. But that aside, they did

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<v Speaker 7>everything they needed to and what I really liked were

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<v Speaker 7>their recruits. Soldo arguably best on ground. Brendan's a thatcher

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<v Speaker 7>really solid and a Sava Radigalia excellent. So that's fantastic,

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<v Speaker 7>a big tick to their recruitment in the off season,

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<v Speaker 7>and they should have won that game.

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<v Speaker 2>It's West Coast, but they did it.

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<v Speaker 4>Move on.

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<v Speaker 7>Now they've got to take care.

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<v Speaker 6>Of the town that did a bit for me.

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<v Speaker 4>When you said a Sarva Ratigalia just rolled off the tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>It just feels really good, right Rata Galia can say

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<v Speaker 4>it again?

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<v Speaker 2>It again, say it again?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just spend Can I just spend the next

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<v Speaker 3>forty five to an hour and a half just talking

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<v Speaker 3>about Connor Rose?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>How good?

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<v Speaker 3>The first game is skipper and he dish is out

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<v Speaker 3>of performance like that. He probably got if it wasn't,

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<v Speaker 3>probably got the three.

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<v Speaker 7>Votes, twenty seven touches, two goals. He was brilliant. Zach

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<v Speaker 7>Butter's twenty seven as well. But it seems like Captain's

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<v Speaker 7>he's you know, fitting him. You've got all those other

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<v Speaker 7>external things you got to worry about, media and sponsorships

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<v Speaker 7>and everything, but probably number one businesses play good footy,

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<v Speaker 7>do that and everything else sort of his secondary and

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<v Speaker 7>that's that's what Connor Rozi needs. To do, and that's

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<v Speaker 7>what he's done in his first game as skipper.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I please do this because Hazy doesn't allow me

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about the NBA or even though I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like more of an NBA type, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>He likes the blindling.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he likes he likes the big time.

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<v Speaker 1>So obviously at the finals at the moment you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the Tasmanian Jack Jumpers up Melbourne United. It's a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a war of words between the coaches at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>which is quite funny actually. So you've got Melbourne United

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<v Speaker 1>coach Dean Vickerman. He inflamed the emotions of all the

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<v Speaker 1>Tasmanian fans by saying, oh you know what, Scott Roth,

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<v Speaker 1>who's the coach of Tazzy, He's gonna I don't buy

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<v Speaker 1>into any of his stuff. He's going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>defending his little island as much as he wants to.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just going to go about the business, stay locked

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<v Speaker 1>in and try and win a championship. So defend the

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<v Speaker 1>island has been the mantra of the jack Jumpers ever

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<v Speaker 1>since their inception. Right, So then he's hit back and

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<v Speaker 1>had this to say to the Melbourne United coach, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Tasmania seems to be the point of every Jobhy we

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<v Speaker 4>want to punch you down at that place. And when

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<v Speaker 4>I went down there, they said you're not going to

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<v Speaker 4>succeed down there. And my three years have been nothing

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<v Speaker 4>but love from that whole coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there you go, fighting words, that's what they are.

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<v Speaker 7>I like it, and it's one kneel at the moment

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<v Speaker 7>to United in the best of five series. They won yesterday,

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<v Speaker 7>but that could galvanize the jack Jumpers. And I think

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<v Speaker 7>anyone outside of the neutrals watching on are probably going

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<v Speaker 7>for Tazzi out.

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<v Speaker 4>I think everyone loves an underdog. Maybe are a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of a powerhouse so.

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<v Speaker 1>And but you know, I will say this, people who

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<v Speaker 1>knock Tasmania, there's a special place in hell for that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so true.

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<v Speaker 3>And I like this little war of words because it's

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<v Speaker 3>turning a lot of heads down there. A lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people down there are getting both their heads turned off

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<v Speaker 3>the back of this conversation. I think, because you're a

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful Tasby you take it so personally true.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful little island and I had a relatively

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<v Speaker 1>decent child.

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<v Speaker 9>Don't mention the war, Oh Tom Rin.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much for joining us and allowing me

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<v Speaker 4>to talk in bed.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was good before we let you go. Ready,

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<v Speaker 2>you know the drill on Monday morning joke, Well, how

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<v Speaker 2>does the moon cut his hair? I said, eclips it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the best reaction.

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<v Speaker 9>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Every now and then, as a man, you sit there

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<v Speaker 3>and you think, Wow, what would I do in a

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<v Speaker 3>particular situation, like a really confronting situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Would I man up?

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<v Speaker 3>Or would I just squirm out the back like a

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<v Speaker 3>little weasel and forever feel like an absolute pussy cat?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Made so?

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<v Speaker 1>For example, if you were to be confronted with someone

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<v Speaker 1>who wanted to fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, or if your family was in danger, say someone

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<v Speaker 3>intruded into your house. I saw this study on the

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<v Speaker 3>weekend which I found very very entertaining, but also like,

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder what's in a category I've been. It turns

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<v Speaker 3>out that almost ten percent of men think that if

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<v Speaker 3>they got into a fist fight with a lion.

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<v Speaker 2>That they would win with an actual line.

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<v Speaker 6>Have seen that meme?

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, I think I sent it to your wife

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<v Speaker 1>where there's a woman standing at the kitchen sink and that's.

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<v Speaker 6>A thought bubble.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's fifteen different thoughts about I've got to do

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<v Speaker 1>the kids homework, I've got to pack the lunches, i've

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<v Speaker 1>got to do this, i've got to do this for work,

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah, and then it flips to a man.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like, could I take on a bear in

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<v Speaker 4>a fight?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>This the thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely is the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>So not only do we think about it, we think

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<v Speaker 3>what are our chances of actually winning? And would I

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<v Speaker 3>be brave enough to even take part in it?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, all valid questions.

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<v Speaker 3>So there was a particular moment in my household quite recently,

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<v Speaker 3>which I am not proud of at all.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You always wonder, in a split moment, say if someone

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<v Speaker 3>broke into your house and you came face to face, Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>what would you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think most blokes have thought about this,

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<v Speaker 3>and blokes say, look, I've got weapons under the bed,

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<v Speaker 3>or you know, I'd punch him in the face and

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<v Speaker 3>i'd grab him, I'd time up all those sorts of things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The other night, it was a bout to one o'clock

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<v Speaker 3>in the morning and it was stinking hot. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so and I was asleep, but I don't think I

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<v Speaker 3>was fully asleep, and you know when you wake up again,

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<v Speaker 3>you get startled, and there's that sort of moment in

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<v Speaker 3>between reality where you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Still sort of half asleep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was one particular moment where the mirror, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a big mirror in our room, fell off. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>so he was attached to the wall and it completely

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<v Speaker 3>fell off, so much so that when it hit the ground,

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<v Speaker 3>one it's smashed, and then two it's fallen front ways,

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<v Speaker 3>so then it's smashed again.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>So there was a small moment, like a really really

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<v Speaker 3>small moment where I genuinely thought that we were getting

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<v Speaker 3>broken into I'm in bed with it, my wife and

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<v Speaker 3>my three year old daughter who still sleeps with us. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and in my moment where I'm really tested on whether

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to be a man or not and whether

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to protect the family. This is basically all

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<v Speaker 3>that came out of my mouth. It was dense at

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<v Speaker 3>in miment.

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<v Speaker 2>My thought were on.

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<v Speaker 3>Instead of jumping out of bed and jumping into a

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<v Speaker 3>fighting position, all I could do was go And I

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<v Speaker 3>had my wife Kara literally say to me, or he

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<v Speaker 3>can't down, It's just a mirror that's fallen off the wall.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the next day, I think at one stage

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit of time to pass it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Car had to.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, can we just address your reaction?

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<v Speaker 2>Did the mirror falling off the wall last night?

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<v Speaker 3>I think Car was ready to go, like she cocked

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<v Speaker 3>the fist and she was ready to go, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was in the corner hiding behind my three year old daughter.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know the worst part about this story?

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<v Speaker 4>You put that mirror on the wall? You thought you

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<v Speaker 4>did a grad?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>On top of that as well, sheeez, what a guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Not handy and also an absolute pussy. Big, big significant

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<v Speaker 3>day for a special part of the world that you're

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<v Speaker 3>involved with.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that I grew up in.

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<v Speaker 1>So Tasmania's AFL club will officially be launched this evening.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be a historic moment in the state's

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<v Speaker 1>sporting history. They've been pushing it for decades, it seems so.

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<v Speaker 1>The club's colours, nickname, jumper, designed logo and branding will

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<v Speaker 1>all be unveiled at five point thirty this evening. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's exciting. And I will say this to you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to look you in the eye. Play nicely,

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<v Speaker 1>please nice play. Don't be the way you normally are.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be you, don't try not to be you in

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<v Speaker 1>this space, and I can't help but notice you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the whole gang in here as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Work well as a team.

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<v Speaker 3>We said before, let's put our heads together, multiple heads

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<v Speaker 3>on one body together, and let's work out what would

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<v Speaker 3>be the best nickname for the Tasmani Inside. We also

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<v Speaker 3>put it out there as well, I FORB nine nine

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<v Speaker 3>nine one nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing's off limits, and if there's plenty of limits, there

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<v Speaker 1>is plenty.

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<v Speaker 4>So who's going to kick us off here? Who's going

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<v Speaker 4>to start the pile?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, someone texted through and said the tasty two heads,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just wasn't sure about it right off the bat.

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<v Speaker 2>It then I didn't really I didn't really understand.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you endorse it? You just press the tick

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<v Speaker 4>sound effect? How do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>I press all the buttons?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so that's all right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go around that whispit balling here. There's no such

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<v Speaker 3>things a bad idea. Let's go to camera guy Josh,

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<v Speaker 3>who was very good at coming up with logos and

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<v Speaker 3>all things creative. Josh, what do you think the Tasmani

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<v Speaker 3>Inside should be called?

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<v Speaker 2>How about the Tasmanian blended bloodline. That's actually not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I expected better, I wanted more.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's top shelf.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's something that Andrew Dyllon and the guys

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<v Speaker 3>at AFL House should strongly consider.

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<v Speaker 2>What about your producers? Are your thoughts a few? But

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<v Speaker 2>maybe the mighty fighting Fraudians doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>That could absolutely work. I've got a couple for Jones

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<v Speaker 3>and just bear in mind. Get ready to write this

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<v Speaker 3>down as well and text through to Andrew Dyllan. What

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<v Speaker 3>about the tazzy sexy siblings Does that work at all?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe the tazzy cute cousins extension of that, the tazzy

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<v Speaker 3>kissing cousins.

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<v Speaker 6>Nice use of alliteration there.

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<v Speaker 3>Or they're finally just round it out. What about the

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:35.480
<v Speaker 3>tazzy mum's, your dad's. They're all ideas, they're all ideas.

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<v Speaker 4>Just watch this space, look at AFL House.

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<v Speaker 6>Just light up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be the bloody Devils.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going back in time on this Daisy, welcome the

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful mannic sexy Monday. That's right, you just grab Monday

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<v Speaker 3>by the forehead and just right in the middle, show

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<v Speaker 3>up some loves and maybe Monday Louy.

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<v Speaker 4>But hello Monday, be kind to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's take a little fifth down memory lane, shall we.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Monday, the eighteenth of March.

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<v Speaker 3>On this day in nineteen ninety five, I'm just going

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<v Speaker 3>to say the greatest movie of all time premier. That

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<v Speaker 3>is Dumb and Dumber Jay and Jeff Daniels. It opened

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<v Speaker 3>in Aussie cinemas. That's a lovely accent.

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<v Speaker 2>You have their new jersey Austria. Well, good ay mate,

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<v Speaker 2>follow over.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it's Occrdian, but thanks for no think.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's got one text through your favorite bar from Dumb

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<v Speaker 2>and Dumber. Just an iconic movie does have several oscars.

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<v Speaker 3>Nineteen forty four, Big Birth, the world's oldest cow, was

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:36.960
<v Speaker 3>born in Ireland. They just built a little bit different

0:30:36.960 --> 0:30:39.480
<v Speaker 3>those Irish cows. She lived to me forty nine years

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<v Speaker 3>old and birth at thirty nine cars.

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<v Speaker 2>By the end of it. This sound she was making,

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<v Speaker 2>there's another one.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's how I felt after my fourth baby. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>just the one big Jersey cow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, who nickname was Big Bertha.

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<v Speaker 1>Two was.

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<v Speaker 9>Saylor?

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<v Speaker 2>Like do I or don't I? And I did it?

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<v Speaker 2>And of the consequence is the government ever reaction.

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<v Speaker 4>There's an equal and opposite reaction Andrew Hayes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in Trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>Two thousand and five, The Sweeter Life of Zach and

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:14.720
<v Speaker 3>Cody premieres on the Disney Channel, starring Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't really a fan of anything on the Disney

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<v Speaker 2>Channel back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, people say's really good though these days it's great

0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:20.800
<v Speaker 1>for kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, So number one song on March eighteenth in

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and six, Stupid Girls by Pink another one

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<v Speaker 3>of her little anthems.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember she was on the treadmill and she's

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<v Speaker 1>running next to that girl with big overinflated boobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh in the videos remember that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, just the big boob part

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<v Speaker 9>Was her name, Big Bertha, like big teats, big girls,

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<v Speaker 9>Big girls.