Speaker 1: Can I just ask this question? Feel free to answer honestly?
Speaker 1: Am I Karen?
Speaker 2: Can I be honest? No comment?
Speaker 1: Because I did spend the weekend thinking, oh God, is
Speaker 1: this in the words of the great Taylor Swift, is
Speaker 1: this me?
Speaker 2: It probably is.
Speaker 1: The problem because I had three separate incidents over the
Speaker 1: weekend where I was so triggered and angry, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm starting to feel like I might be
Speaker 1: the common denominator.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, this is a safe spot, OKAYO can be
Speaker 3: very open and honest.
Speaker 4: Producers, I've brought you in just for a bit of support.
Speaker 1: Here. I'm going to tell you about the three different instances,
Speaker 1: and you feel free to tell me if I'm overreacting. Okay,
Speaker 1: First one kids sport Saturday morning. Went to watch my
Speaker 1: young girl played volleyball all right for the second week.
Speaker 5: In a row.
Speaker 2: Come that sounds so worried.
Speaker 6: Folleboo was exciting, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: What's your career.
Speaker 4: Anyway?
Speaker 6: So we're sitting there and you.
Speaker 1: Go upstairs to the second level in this gymnasium and
Speaker 1: you sit down with all the other parents and you're watching. Okay,
Speaker 1: the opposition parents were so irritating and I hope they're
Speaker 1: not listening this morning, but they just had something to
Speaker 1: say about everything. And at one stage one of them goes,
Speaker 1: that's they missed a point.
Speaker 6: That's not right.
Speaker 1: So she walks from the top level down to inform
Speaker 1: the scorer you missed a score.
Speaker 6: It's actually ten, not nine.
Speaker 1: Gos outrageous And so for the second week in a row,
Speaker 1: my husband and I like, I can't sit next to
Speaker 1: these people, so we had to move.
Speaker 6: So that's Karen example.
Speaker 2: Did you confront it?
Speaker 6: You're not very carrying, okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and your husband's next hockey player, so you jam
Speaker 3: a hockey stick in your mouth.
Speaker 6: He actually won't.
Speaker 2: From behind, and.
Speaker 1: He's not going to do any of those things, not
Speaker 1: off the ice anyway, okay, Karen. Situation number two. I
Speaker 1: go to get a pedicure at a nail salon and
Speaker 1: I'm sitting next to a woman who from the get
Speaker 1: go started complaining about the fact she'd had a spray
Speaker 1: tonn the day before, so she didn't want to get
Speaker 1: her legs wet. Okayoki, forgive me here. You do it
Speaker 1: in the reverse or because when you got to get
Speaker 1: a pedicure, Andrew, you put your feet in water.
Speaker 4: That's the who. And then quite often they massage.
Speaker 6: Your car like if you're a scrub correct, and she's like,
Speaker 6: you don't take my tan off.
Speaker 1: And then it got to the point where she had
Speaker 1: to select the color for her feet, and they give
Speaker 1: you this whole thing. Anyway, she wanted white, and she's
Speaker 1: comparing two whites and just like, well, that's a more
Speaker 1: block white. So I think I like that, I'm like,
Speaker 1: and then they couldn't find the said white. She's looking
Speaker 1: at me, She's like, oh, anyone got the one twenty?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, babes, I'm not in your corner.
Speaker 1: You're being an absolute pest right now. So that's Karen
Speaker 1: situation number two.
Speaker 2: Wow, again, didn't confront it.
Speaker 4: Confronto. Okay, how am I looking on the Karens car?
Speaker 2: You're looking good.
Speaker 1: Third Karen example was the one where I was the
Speaker 1: closest to saying something. We went to the sushi train
Speaker 1: and for the purposes of this story, I'll replace the
Speaker 1: F word with wassabi, right, makes sense. So we're sitting
Speaker 1: there with the family including the twelve ten four year
Speaker 1: old me and my husband and a big group of
Speaker 1: boys walk in and the boys that had a big
Speaker 1: night out, hadn't they So they were drowning their hangovers
Speaker 1: with a bit of sushi and they were they were like,
Speaker 1: yol bro I had a saby last night, like full
Speaker 1: like I hadn't night. He's back to back with my
Speaker 1: four year old. And so Craig looks me and he's like,
Speaker 1: don't you don't And got to the point I was
Speaker 1: so angry that when we left our little booth, he
Speaker 1: shielded me from there booth because he knew I was
Speaker 1: going to go right off and tell him to go
Speaker 1: with Saba himself.
Speaker 2: On your team for that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like when you're when you're swearing like that
Speaker 1: and you've got a four year old literally back to back.
Speaker 7: Yeah, look, I would say the fact that you didn't
Speaker 7: confront y of these people, I think you're pretty safe
Speaker 7: on the Karens scale, not Karening.
Speaker 6: You need a nap.
Speaker 1: I need a nap in some whole moon replacement.
Speaker 6: Therapy to go to Kelly. When was your Garran moment?
Speaker 3: Hi, I've had a.
Speaker 8: Few, but they're all to do with smoking. So I
Speaker 8: walked into the hospital, was taking my son to the hospital,
Speaker 8: and I walked through people smoking, and I did let
Speaker 8: them have it, but I ended up getting admitted because
Speaker 8: I couldn't breathe.
Speaker 5: I had an asthma attack and I went straight in
Speaker 5: and my son had to wait.
Speaker 2: That's completely fair.
Speaker 4: Anything to do with the fact that you were going
Speaker 4: off with people who were smoking you inhales Fra All.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I struggle with that, people who sort of smoking
Speaker 1: public places like that where you've got kids that perhaps
Speaker 1: need fresh air, clean air.
Speaker 3: It's a little different these days. It's not cool anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Jimmy Dean's dead, all right. When Jimmy Dean
Speaker 3: used to do it back in the day, smoking cigarette
Speaker 3: walking down the street. Yeah, Jimmy Dean, not anymore.
Speaker 4: Nah, All right, let's go to Kerry. What was your moment?
Speaker 9: Kerrie? Hi?
Speaker 5: Yesterday I was at Camar getting some photos printed and
Speaker 5: I could see in the screen the reflection. There was
Speaker 5: a guy standing right behind me looking at all my
Speaker 5: photos as they flashed up on the screen, and it
Speaker 5: was really annoying me. And I had my kids with me,
Speaker 5: and I'm sure they were probably really embarrassed, but I
Speaker 5: couldn't help myself and I turned around and I said,
Speaker 5: you know, that's really rude to stand here and look
Speaker 5: at all my photos as they pop up. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: who went wandered off? But like you don't do that.
Speaker 5: You just stand to the side or you go look
Speaker 5: around the shop. It was just really annoying me that
Speaker 5: someone would stand there and look at all your photos
Speaker 5: are so top up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oket it, I get it.
Speaker 1: It's people invating your personal space to in a retail situation,
Speaker 1: I reckon. It's like it's also like hazy when you're
Speaker 1: at the checkout right the twelve items or less and
Speaker 1: people like stand right behind you, like right there, she's
Speaker 1: just scanning all your items.
Speaker 2: Don't get that as well.
Speaker 3: When you're a cafe and someone's right behind you sort
Speaker 3: of breathing down your neck, You're like, I just need
Speaker 3: a little bit of space.
Speaker 4: Absolutely understandable. We've got a text too, Shanna said, can't
Speaker 4: tell you one example, give me a whole segment she's
Speaker 4: carrying on the daily, particularly for school drop off.
Speaker 3: I would have thought the school drop off for a
Speaker 3: lot of mums would absolutely bring out the best and
Speaker 3: worse in individuals.
Speaker 4: Were they set you.
Speaker 1: Up for failure though, because they have like a you know,
Speaker 1: drop off and pick up. Only you can't control what
Speaker 1: time your kid comes out of the classroom.
Speaker 3: Yes, any confusing time, John, take us through your situation
Speaker 3: at a sock a match.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, textos son to well, Actually I was on holidays,
Speaker 10: I worked with Britil I watched it. You're turning to
Speaker 10: take your son to soccer, so I take him. My
Speaker 10: son's playing the game, he sets up and shoots a goal.
Speaker 10: I've called out, well run son, and then you hear
Speaker 10: the father from the other side turn around say it's
Speaker 10: about time the father watched the son's play soccer.
Speaker 5: Oh, and I went.
Speaker 10: I was about to say something, but then the father
Speaker 10: next mister day Now, I don't start trouble, man, don't
Speaker 10: start trouble.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well done, John, Well done for not even saying that.
Speaker 3: Other people in the situation, they would have walked over
Speaker 3: and probably got a little bit physical.
Speaker 2: You did very well.
Speaker 4: World done John.
Speaker 1: I tell you the school sport thing, it's a hotbed.
Speaker 1: It's a hotbed.
Speaker 2: Haven't entered it yet. I'm on the verge.
Speaker 6: Oh man, it's an eye opener.
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay that volleyball community so well.
Speaker 1: You've offended them now, so they're going to turn on you.
Speaker 1: And you actually deserve it.
Speaker 2: And I think, based on those calls as well jokes.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're a Karen, thank you. You just
Speaker 3: have some Karen moments.
Speaker 4: Just some heavy traits.
Speaker 3: You're not a full time Karen. You just part times.
Speaker 2: You're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Breaking news.
Speaker 2: What's the news today? Snooziness.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite stories of the year so far,
Speaker 1: and it's the battle that no one saw coming?
Speaker 4: Okay, are you ready for this?
Speaker 1: Holly Valance, former soap star v Greta Turmberg.
Speaker 4: Oh my yeah, climate activists.
Speaker 2: You're so right. I did not see that coming.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: So she's gone on a show called Chris Hope, It's
Speaker 1: Chopper's political podcast, and on it she described the twenty
Speaker 1: one year old as a little bit odd and a
Speaker 1: demonic little gremlin.
Speaker 11: I don't understand way you have this like demonic little
Speaker 11: gremlin high priestess of climatism as the goddess in classrooms, Greta,
Speaker 11: why would you go to music lesson or bother doing
Speaker 11: your homework or get out of bed if you think
Speaker 11: we're all going to be dead in five years anyway?
Speaker 11: I mean they told me in class Gretta told me,
Speaker 11: I can't imagine what.
Speaker 2: It feels like to be called a demonic little grandma.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't like it.
Speaker 2: That hits hard.
Speaker 4: Isn't that outrageous? Anyway?
Speaker 1: She went on to sing Donald Trump's praises as well,
Speaker 1: and she said there's no way that Australia should become
Speaker 1: a republic and that we need to stick with the
Speaker 1: royal family.
Speaker 4: All interesting thoughts from our holly.
Speaker 3: There you go in holywo trust We've said that for
Speaker 3: a long time as well. Remember she was Flick on Neighbors.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, flick characteris Felicity and.
Speaker 4: You would have been a young man that would have
Speaker 4: done a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I remember watching in the boarding House and the
Speaker 3: particular episode where Steph and Flick.
Speaker 2: I think Flick hooked up with Steph's man. Yes, sisters,
Speaker 2: yeah right.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, the Scullies, the Scully household. It's all coming back.
Speaker 4: I can't believe this stuff that sits in your brain.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I with that, but I can't remember
Speaker 3: the birthdays of my kids.
Speaker 1: Newsy bit a sport on the weekend as well for you.
Speaker 3: Yes, finally, our teams played in the AFL Round one.
Speaker 3: If you're a co supporter. Oh, didn't they flirt with
Speaker 3: it in the last quarter?
Speaker 4: Miss me? It was the comeback no one saw coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at one stage thirty six points. They were down
Speaker 3: in the last quarter and then they end up losing
Speaker 3: by just a goal in the first half.
Speaker 2: It didn't look like they were going to score more
Speaker 2: than three goals.
Speaker 1: They was it one goal too for a half a footy.
Speaker 3: I know it wasn't a night for key forwards, but
Speaker 3: Jesus to you what re signed Taylor Walker for.
Speaker 2: Next year right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He's so unbelievably poor for that.
Speaker 4: So yeah, he's crucial, isn't he.
Speaker 3: I'm going to speak to Time Rade a little bit
Speaker 3: later on. He's going to wrap up the weekend of sport,
Speaker 3: but also for Port Adelaide Sport. It's fifty points, yep,
Speaker 3: you take that against West Coast. West Coast they're going
Speaker 3: to be absolutely garbage again. Oh it's good size.
Speaker 2: What about that boy? Kind of rosy?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, first game as skipper and absolutely picked
Speaker 3: up up three Brown Low votes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've had some interesting audio on the coverage yesterday
Speaker 1: and they miked up Ken Hinckley at training and Ken
Speaker 1: I thought I don't know if it was Connor or
Speaker 1: if it were Zach Butter's, but he was saying, mate.
Speaker 4: Can you stop, like it would have made Zach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want you to hurt yourself for training,
Speaker 1: like he was basically pleading with him, and then he
Speaker 1: got cleaned up and he goes, well, I'm not surprised
Speaker 1: you just run into that bloke who's six foot seven idiot.
Speaker 3: It's like a Jack Russell, Yeah, taking on a great day,
Speaker 3: and you know Jack Russell is going to have a red.
Speaker 1: Hot Cray exactly right, and they're acutely unaware of how
Speaker 1: little they are.
Speaker 3: Yes, it sound Zach lots alike yesterday in that game
Speaker 3: against West Coast. That is your post snooze news coming
Speaker 3: up very very soon.
Speaker 1: Also we'll speak about this with Tom Ray and the
Speaker 1: jack Jumpers went down to Melbourne United in game one
Speaker 1: of the NBL Finals.
Speaker 2: Oh they got smashed and absolutely spanked.
Speaker 4: I can't see them coming back from here just quietly,
Speaker 4: even on their.
Speaker 2: Home to really come on show some faith.
Speaker 4: I don't have a lot.
Speaker 2: They're going to name the AFL side today as well?
Speaker 4: Oh they wha do they have somewhere to play yet?
Speaker 2: I think they're still working that out.
Speaker 4: I grew up. There ain't an abundance of stadiums that.
Speaker 2: You have to build something.
Speaker 3: If you've got your thinking at that one, you've got
Speaker 3: a name for the new Tazzy AFL side text through
Speaker 3: for double nine one nine. Of course, don't don't say devils. Please,
Speaker 3: don't say devils, devils. You're better than that.
Speaker 4: What are we to do?
Speaker 1: The jack jumpers has gone, Oh my god, how many
Speaker 1: native Tasmanian animals are there?
Speaker 3: Ninety six percent of the country doesn't even know what
Speaker 3: a jack jumper is. That's fun, isn't it very true?
Speaker 3: First question for the six fifteen vending machine quiz Joe's
Speaker 3: is going to drop it? Next? What I've always wondered
Speaker 3: is the particular types of music that you listen to,
Speaker 3: whether that sort of determines what sort of person you
Speaker 3: are like, if there's some kind of link with your
Speaker 3: personality music preferences.
Speaker 2: And it turns out it is.
Speaker 3: Thanks to a study done by the New York Post,
Speaker 3: multiple studies have revealed the personality traits linked with various
Speaker 3: music genres, And when you think.
Speaker 2: About it, probably makes sense, doesn't it?
Speaker 4: Sure does?
Speaker 3: So this particular piece of research looked at eighty thousand
Speaker 3: music fans and fifty famous musicians, and the fans were
Speaker 3: then asked to give personality ratings for the public person
Speaker 3: of each artist. Those who enjoy top forty songs are
Speaker 3: more likely to be an agreeable person. Okay, just sort
Speaker 3: of bubb along, just happy people who like pop.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And while you'd probably expect the people who listen to
Speaker 3: extremely heavy metal about violence to be precisely that, it
Speaker 3: turns out that they are no more likely to be
Speaker 3: violent themselves, and they just find pure.
Speaker 2: Joy in the music.
Speaker 6: Okay, really, here's.
Speaker 3: Some interesting stats though. The study revealed that psychopaths are
Speaker 3: more likely to enjoy retro rap, including songs classic songs
Speaker 3: like Eminem this song in particular Lose Yourself, but also
Speaker 3: No Dignity. You love this song is psychopaths.
Speaker 2: It's starting to make compleats. It's now, is it not?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: The study also found that people who enjoyed see Is
Speaker 3: Titanium and the naxt My Sharona were the least likely
Speaker 3: to be psychopathic. And that makes so much Senseka, you're
Speaker 3: just a fun guy. He's a fun person. If you
Speaker 3: like My Sharona, And guess what Titanium South Australian represents.
Speaker 3: Of course you like it. You're a good non psychopathic person.
Speaker 6: It's good, isn't it. This is just to like get
Speaker 6: you up and about. I can achieve anything. I can
Speaker 6: run through a brick wall type.
Speaker 3: Vibe, big time, big time, no psychopathic vibes about that.
Speaker 3: This isn't part of the study. It's my own study
Speaker 3: that if you like this particular song though from the web,
Speaker 3: it turns out you're just a flat out dirty bird.
Speaker 6: Now that's a job.
Speaker 2: That was a joke. That's a joke. Job's a terrible job.
Speaker 3: This is where we say we are led fearlessly and
Speaker 3: courageously by news read abby but unfortunately sick.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, who's going to step up?
Speaker 1: Well, hopefully you do, because mine's just a little short one,
Speaker 1: but entertaining nonetheless.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, we're talking jokes to your husband, that's what
Speaker 3: we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you want to go first?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: This is a bit of a medical theme for this week. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you know this? This is a fact that dogs
Speaker 1: can't read m R eyes but cats can.
Speaker 2: Cat Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll get it.
Speaker 2: I get it. Cats can and straight around. My brain's like, well,
Speaker 2: they got better eyesight of than dogs. Cats sa cats scared?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Get it now?
Speaker 2: Okay? Can I take this in a much different direction?
Speaker 1: Then? Sure? Is this going to be a little bit
Speaker 1: blue blueish?
Speaker 3: Okay, not as blue as what Abby would do, but
Speaker 3: I'm doing it in spirit of news reader Abbey.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is good because she loves a blue jae.
Speaker 6: It's like a homage naps all.
Speaker 3: Our teacher is teaching a class and she says that
Speaker 3: Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asked him, Hey, if
Speaker 3: there are three ducks sitting on a fence, Johnny, and
Speaker 3: you shoot one, how many are left? And Johnny says, well, none?
Speaker 3: But then the teacher asks why, and Johnny says because
Speaker 3: the shots scared them all off, And the teacher says, no,
Speaker 3: there are two left, butts are okay? Thinking then Johnny
Speaker 3: asks the teacher, you see three women walking out of
Speaker 3: an ice cream parlor. One is licking her ice cream,
Speaker 3: one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting
Speaker 3: her ice cream. Which one is married? And the teacher responds, well,
Speaker 3: the one sucking her ice cream? And Johnny says no,
Speaker 3: the one with a wedding ring. But I like, hey,
Speaker 3: thinking teacher, let get it by the.
Speaker 9: Way, the weekend, it's one and only the beautiful, the courageous,
Speaker 9: the versatile, sometimes flexible, Tom randlexible, you take the place.
Speaker 2: No, I can barely touch my knees.
Speaker 6: No good, Okay, I think you play.
Speaker 7: I think it's more just a result of having very
Speaker 7: short arms. That's probably the problem.
Speaker 4: You play soccer.
Speaker 1: I thought you'd be clus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a t rex useless arms.
Speaker 3: Fine, are you ready welcome? Let's go through the weekend
Speaker 3: that was for sport. Let's start with the Crows play.
Speaker 4: In the game right there.
Speaker 2: The Suns are.
Speaker 3: Going to hold on.
Speaker 2: The Crows come home, but.
Speaker 4: They didn't come home.
Speaker 6: The Suns and Toms. You're right to start the season.
Speaker 7: Oh jeez, pinched it five goals in the last term.
Speaker 7: That's the positive. They were so good at the end
Speaker 7: of the game. Josh uh Shelley was outstanding. Rank can
Speaker 7: look really dang, But where was the intensity and that
Speaker 7: kind of spark in the first two and a half
Speaker 7: three quarters? They were so flat they just and look
Speaker 7: credit to Gold Coast, But I'm sure they're scratching their
Speaker 7: head saying boys like surely let's bottle what we had
Speaker 7: in the final thirty minutes because what came before that
Speaker 7: was just terrible.
Speaker 4: That was very generous final thirty minutes.
Speaker 6: It was like the final ten minutes, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 6: And they kicked one goal too.
Speaker 7: I know it was the second last ever score to halftime.
Speaker 7: I think Hawthorne ninety five was the previous. Lost ended
Speaker 7: up winning that game. Funnily enough, Look, there was a
Speaker 7: bit to like with the way they finished, but difficult conditions.
Speaker 7: Just needed to start quicker, and they can't afford to
Speaker 7: do that again this Friday night.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you sit there and you don't know what you've
Speaker 3: got until it's gone. Trow supporters watching that going, I
Speaker 3: know the conditions are horrible, but she's Tailor Walker. He's
Speaker 3: the important because even a blokeers classes Taylor Walker. Even
Speaker 3: in those conditions, you can still see him bobbing up
Speaker 3: for at least a couple of goals.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, and just you know, simple things like body position, structure,
Speaker 7: all that stuff. Leadership. He's such an important part of
Speaker 7: that side. Arguably still Hazy, the most important player.
Speaker 1: Someone's pleased because they changed their tips at the last
Speaker 1: minute when they realized text Walker wasn't getting on the
Speaker 1: planet that right, Yes, he did.
Speaker 3: Just sort of following along on Twitter and then when
Speaker 3: text failed, he's a Finnish test on Wednesday sort of
Speaker 3: called up and it's like, rearrange my tips.
Speaker 7: Thinks See that's usually cardinals sit number one. Isn't it
Speaker 7: to change your tip? But that's a good change.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean you're lucky you're a good bloke because that's
Speaker 1: just smacks of corruption or.
Speaker 2: Do you do bloke? I love that ready, Le's talk
Speaker 2: about much better results. Yeah. The big thing is the
Speaker 2: port Adelaide, the box.
Speaker 3: They needed the four points, They got the four points there.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of box ticks.
Speaker 7: Well, it was a tough day, wasn't it. I mean
Speaker 7: so hot yesterday. They're going to need every bit of
Speaker 7: their recovery to play Richmond next Sunday. The only negative
Speaker 7: is Jed macintee subbed out in the third quarter. He
Speaker 7: went back with a flight concussion. Will miss at least
Speaker 7: next week, maybe two weeks. But that aside, they did
Speaker 7: everything they needed to and what I really liked were
Speaker 7: their recruits. Soldo arguably best on ground. Brendan's a thatcher
Speaker 7: really solid and a Sava Radigalia excellent. So that's fantastic,
Speaker 7: a big tick to their recruitment in the off season,
Speaker 7: and they should have won that game.
Speaker 2: It's West Coast, but they did it.
Speaker 4: Move on.
Speaker 7: Now they've got to take care.
Speaker 6: Of the town that did a bit for me.
Speaker 4: When you said a Sarva Ratigalia just rolled off the tongue.
Speaker 2: Right, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: It just feels really good, right Rata Galia can say
Speaker 4: it again?
Speaker 2: It again, say it again?
Speaker 3: Can I just spend Can I just spend the next
Speaker 3: forty five to an hour and a half just talking
Speaker 3: about Connor Rose?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: How good?
Speaker 3: The first game is skipper and he dish is out
Speaker 3: of performance like that. He probably got if it wasn't,
Speaker 3: probably got the three.
Speaker 7: Votes, twenty seven touches, two goals. He was brilliant. Zach
Speaker 7: Butter's twenty seven as well. But it seems like Captain's
Speaker 7: he's you know, fitting him. You've got all those other
Speaker 7: external things you got to worry about, media and sponsorships
Speaker 7: and everything, but probably number one businesses play good footy,
Speaker 7: do that and everything else sort of his secondary and
Speaker 7: that's that's what Connor Rozi needs. To do, and that's
Speaker 7: what he's done in his first game as skipper.
Speaker 1: Can I please do this because Hazy doesn't allow me
Speaker 1: to talk about the NBA or even though I love it.
Speaker 1: He's like more of an NBA type, you know.
Speaker 2: He likes the blindling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he likes he likes the big time.
Speaker 1: So obviously at the finals at the moment you've got
Speaker 1: the Tasmanian Jack Jumpers up Melbourne United. It's a bit
Speaker 1: of a war of words between the coaches at the moment,
Speaker 1: which is quite funny actually. So you've got Melbourne United
Speaker 1: coach Dean Vickerman. He inflamed the emotions of all the
Speaker 1: Tasmanian fans by saying, oh you know what, Scott Roth,
Speaker 1: who's the coach of Tazzy, He's gonna I don't buy
Speaker 1: into any of his stuff. He's going to talk about
Speaker 1: defending his little island as much as he wants to.
Speaker 1: We're just going to go about the business, stay locked
Speaker 1: in and try and win a championship. So defend the
Speaker 1: island has been the mantra of the jack Jumpers ever
Speaker 1: since their inception. Right, So then he's hit back and
Speaker 1: had this to say to the Melbourne United coach, but.
Speaker 4: Tasmania seems to be the point of every Jobhy we
Speaker 4: want to punch you down at that place. And when
Speaker 4: I went down there, they said you're not going to
Speaker 4: succeed down there. And my three years have been nothing
Speaker 4: but love from that whole coming.
Speaker 2: Well, there you go, fighting words, that's what they are.
Speaker 7: I like it, and it's one kneel at the moment
Speaker 7: to United in the best of five series. They won yesterday,
Speaker 7: but that could galvanize the jack Jumpers. And I think
Speaker 7: anyone outside of the neutrals watching on are probably going
Speaker 7: for Tazzi out.
Speaker 4: I think everyone loves an underdog. Maybe are a bit
Speaker 4: of a powerhouse so.
Speaker 1: And but you know, I will say this, people who
Speaker 1: knock Tasmania, there's a special place in hell for that.
Speaker 2: That is so true.
Speaker 3: And I like this little war of words because it's
Speaker 3: turning a lot of heads down there. A lot of
Speaker 3: people down there are getting both their heads turned off
Speaker 3: the back of this conversation. I think, because you're a
Speaker 3: beautiful Tasby you take it so personally true.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful little island and I had a relatively
Speaker 1: decent child.
Speaker 9: Don't mention the war, Oh Tom Rin.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for joining us and allowing me
Speaker 4: to talk in bed.
Speaker 2: No, it was good before we let you go. Ready,
Speaker 2: you know the drill on Monday morning joke, Well, how
Speaker 2: does the moon cut his hair? I said, eclips it.
Speaker 2: That's the best reaction.
Speaker 9: I think.
Speaker 3: Every now and then, as a man, you sit there
Speaker 3: and you think, Wow, what would I do in a
Speaker 3: particular situation, like a really confronting situation.
Speaker 2: Would I man up?
Speaker 3: Or would I just squirm out the back like a
Speaker 3: little weasel and forever feel like an absolute pussy cat?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 2: Made so?
Speaker 1: For example, if you were to be confronted with someone
Speaker 1: who wanted to fight.
Speaker 3: Yes, or if your family was in danger, say someone
Speaker 3: intruded into your house. I saw this study on the
Speaker 3: weekend which I found very very entertaining, but also like,
Speaker 3: I wonder what's in a category I've been. It turns
Speaker 3: out that almost ten percent of men think that if
Speaker 3: they got into a fist fight with a lion.
Speaker 2: That they would win with an actual line.
Speaker 6: Have seen that meme?
Speaker 1: In fact, I think I sent it to your wife
Speaker 1: where there's a woman standing at the kitchen sink and that's.
Speaker 6: A thought bubble.
Speaker 1: So there's fifteen different thoughts about I've got to do
Speaker 1: the kids homework, I've got to pack the lunches, i've
Speaker 1: got to do this, i've got to do this for work,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and then it flips to a man.
Speaker 4: It was like, could I take on a bear in
Speaker 4: a fight?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: This the thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely is the thing.
Speaker 3: So not only do we think about it, we think
Speaker 3: what are our chances of actually winning? And would I
Speaker 3: be brave enough to even take part in it?
Speaker 6: Okay, all valid questions.
Speaker 3: So there was a particular moment in my household quite recently,
Speaker 3: which I am not proud of at all.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You always wonder, in a split moment, say if someone
Speaker 3: broke into your house and you came face to face, Wow,
Speaker 3: what would you do?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: I think I think most blokes have thought about this,
Speaker 3: and blokes say, look, I've got weapons under the bed,
Speaker 3: or you know, I'd punch him in the face and
Speaker 3: i'd grab him, I'd time up all those sorts of things.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The other night, it was a bout to one o'clock
Speaker 3: in the morning and it was stinking hot. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: so and I was asleep, but I don't think I
Speaker 3: was fully asleep, and you know when you wake up again,
Speaker 3: you get startled, and there's that sort of moment in
Speaker 3: between reality where you're.
Speaker 2: Still sort of half asleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was one particular moment where the mirror, it's
Speaker 3: a big mirror in our room, fell off. Oh no,
Speaker 3: so he was attached to the wall and it completely
Speaker 3: fell off, so much so that when it hit the ground,
Speaker 3: one it's smashed, and then two it's fallen front ways,
Speaker 3: so then it's smashed again.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: So there was a small moment, like a really really
Speaker 3: small moment where I genuinely thought that we were getting
Speaker 3: broken into I'm in bed with it, my wife and
Speaker 3: my three year old daughter who still sleeps with us. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and in my moment where I'm really tested on whether
Speaker 3: I'm going to be a man or not and whether
Speaker 3: I'm going to protect the family. This is basically all
Speaker 3: that came out of my mouth. It was dense at
Speaker 3: in miment.
Speaker 2: My thought were on.
Speaker 3: Instead of jumping out of bed and jumping into a
Speaker 3: fighting position, all I could do was go And I
Speaker 3: had my wife Kara literally say to me, or he
Speaker 3: can't down, It's just a mirror that's fallen off the wall.
Speaker 3: And then the next day, I think at one stage
Speaker 3: a little bit of time to pass it.
Speaker 2: And then Car had to.
Speaker 3: Say, can we just address your reaction?
Speaker 2: Did the mirror falling off the wall last night?
Speaker 3: I think Car was ready to go, like she cocked
Speaker 3: the fist and she was ready to go, and I
Speaker 3: was in the corner hiding behind my three year old daughter.
Speaker 6: Do you know the worst part about this story?
Speaker 4: You put that mirror on the wall? You thought you
Speaker 4: did a grad?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: On top of that as well, sheeez, what a guy?
Speaker 3: Not handy and also an absolute pussy. Big, big significant
Speaker 3: day for a special part of the world that you're
Speaker 3: involved with.
Speaker 4: Yes, that I grew up in.
Speaker 1: So Tasmania's AFL club will officially be launched this evening.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a historic moment in the state's
Speaker 1: sporting history. They've been pushing it for decades, it seems so.
Speaker 1: The club's colours, nickname, jumper, designed logo and branding will
Speaker 1: all be unveiled at five point thirty this evening. Okay,
Speaker 1: and it's exciting. And I will say this to you,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to look you in the eye. Play nicely,
Speaker 1: please nice play. Don't be the way you normally are.
Speaker 1: Don't be you, don't try not to be you in
Speaker 1: this space, and I can't help but notice you've got
Speaker 1: the whole gang in here as well.
Speaker 2: Work well as a team.
Speaker 3: We said before, let's put our heads together, multiple heads
Speaker 3: on one body together, and let's work out what would
Speaker 3: be the best nickname for the Tasmani Inside. We also
Speaker 3: put it out there as well, I FORB nine nine
Speaker 3: nine one nine.
Speaker 1: Nothing's off limits, and if there's plenty of limits, there
Speaker 1: is plenty.
Speaker 4: So who's going to kick us off here? Who's going
Speaker 4: to start the pile?
Speaker 3: I mean, someone texted through and said the tasty two heads,
Speaker 3: and I just wasn't sure about it right off the bat.
Speaker 2: It then I didn't really I didn't really understand.
Speaker 4: Why do you endorse it? You just press the tick
Speaker 4: sound effect? How do you know?
Speaker 2: I press all the buttons?
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's all right, Okay.
Speaker 3: Let's go around that whispit balling here. There's no such
Speaker 3: things a bad idea. Let's go to camera guy Josh,
Speaker 3: who was very good at coming up with logos and
Speaker 3: all things creative. Josh, what do you think the Tasmani
Speaker 3: Inside should be called?
Speaker 2: How about the Tasmanian blended bloodline. That's actually not bad.
Speaker 4: I expected better, I wanted more.
Speaker 2: I think that's top shelf.
Speaker 3: I think that's something that Andrew Dyllon and the guys
Speaker 3: at AFL House should strongly consider.
Speaker 2: What about your producers? Are your thoughts a few? But
Speaker 2: maybe the mighty fighting Fraudians doesn't it?
Speaker 3: That could absolutely work. I've got a couple for Jones
Speaker 3: and just bear in mind. Get ready to write this
Speaker 3: down as well and text through to Andrew Dyllan. What
Speaker 3: about the tazzy sexy siblings Does that work at all?
Speaker 3: Maybe the tazzy cute cousins extension of that, the tazzy
Speaker 3: kissing cousins.
Speaker 6: Nice use of alliteration there.
Speaker 3: Or they're finally just round it out. What about the
Speaker 3: tazzy mum's, your dad's. They're all ideas, they're all ideas.
Speaker 4: Just watch this space, look at AFL House.
Speaker 6: Just light up.
Speaker 2: It's going to be the bloody Devils.
Speaker 3: We're going back in time on this Daisy, welcome the
Speaker 3: beautiful mannic sexy Monday. That's right, you just grab Monday
Speaker 3: by the forehead and just right in the middle, show
Speaker 3: up some loves and maybe Monday Louy.
Speaker 4: But hello Monday, be kind to me.
Speaker 2: Let's take a little fifth down memory lane, shall we.
Speaker 2: It's Monday, the eighteenth of March.
Speaker 3: On this day in nineteen ninety five, I'm just going
Speaker 3: to say the greatest movie of all time premier. That
Speaker 3: is Dumb and Dumber Jay and Jeff Daniels. It opened
Speaker 3: in Aussie cinemas. That's a lovely accent.
Speaker 2: You have their new jersey Austria. Well, good ay mate,
Speaker 2: follow over.
Speaker 6: No, it's Occrdian, but thanks for no think.
Speaker 2: Everyone's got one text through your favorite bar from Dumb
Speaker 2: and Dumber. Just an iconic movie does have several oscars.
Speaker 3: Nineteen forty four, Big Birth, the world's oldest cow, was
Speaker 3: born in Ireland. They just built a little bit different
Speaker 3: those Irish cows. She lived to me forty nine years
Speaker 3: old and birth at thirty nine cars.
Speaker 2: By the end of it. This sound she was making,
Speaker 2: there's another one.
Speaker 4: Oh that's how I felt after my fourth baby. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just the one big Jersey cow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who nickname was Big Bertha.
Speaker 1: Two was.
Speaker 9: Saylor?
Speaker 2: Like do I or don't I? And I did it?
Speaker 2: And of the consequence is the government ever reaction.
Speaker 4: There's an equal and opposite reaction Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 2: I'm in Trouble.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and five, The Sweeter Life of Zach and
Speaker 3: Cody premieres on the Disney Channel, starring Dylan and Cole Sprouse.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really a fan of anything on the Disney
Speaker 2: Channel back in the day.
Speaker 1: Oh, people say's really good though these days it's great
Speaker 1: for kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So number one song on March eighteenth in
Speaker 3: two thousand and six, Stupid Girls by Pink another one
Speaker 3: of her little anthems.
Speaker 1: Do you remember she was on the treadmill and she's
Speaker 1: running next to that girl with big overinflated boobs.
Speaker 2: Oh in the videos remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wow, just the big boob part
Speaker 9: Was her name, Big Bertha, like big teats, big girls,
Speaker 9: Big girls.