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Speaker 1: Whipper.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, God, my dear guys, what we do right on

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Speaker 2: a Wednesday. I'm going to give you the topic and

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Speaker 2: then in twenty four hours time, I want to see

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Speaker 2: if you can come up with a better story that

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Speaker 2: I've got. We want in the Trueasi form of going

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Speaker 2: one up against a mate in telling stories around the barbecue.

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Speaker 2: I need you to come up with a better story,

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Speaker 2: real story golf themed golf is the topic for this week.

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Speaker 1: Then it won't be hard to best.

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Speaker 2: All right, So story I've got for you today and

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Speaker 2: this time tomorrow on the show, I want to see

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Speaker 2: if you've got a better golfing story. We're giving you

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Speaker 2: the topic. This story is about Donald Trump and he

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Speaker 2: is a member of a golf club over in the States.

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Speaker 1: I honestly thought this was going to be about your round.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, it's kind of funny.

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Speaker 2: I mean the ball landing on the roof of the

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Speaker 2: house smashing the tasks not as good as what I've

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Speaker 2: got here. Forget about that one park at MDG. Donald

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Speaker 2: Trump is a member of golf course or a golf

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Speaker 2: club in the States. Billionaires only, unless you've got the

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Speaker 2: cash you're not getting in the thing about this club.

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Speaker 2: It's very strict men only, right, not only not only

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Speaker 2: do you need to be a billionaire, you need to

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Speaker 2: be a man. And the story goes that one of

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Speaker 2: the members was on the way to golf and it's

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Speaker 2: so it's so strict on men only. Women are never

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Speaker 2: allowed in. But they make an exception because they open

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Speaker 2: the pro shop for forty eight hours one weekend a year,

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Speaker 2: just so that women can come in and buy their

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Speaker 2: husband something.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's horrible.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So guys on the way to golf, and he's

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Speaker 2: there with his wife in the car. They pull up

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Speaker 2: at the club. She says, honey, I need to come

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Speaker 2: in and use a bathroom. He says, oh god, I don't.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of guys only in there. Yeah, but I'm busting.

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Speaker 2: I need to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Dark. There won't be any women's toilets, yea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's toilets in there. I need to find

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Speaker 2: a bathroom right now. He pulls into the car park

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Speaker 2: and says, I just I can't, darling, I can't let

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Speaker 2: you come into the club. It's impossible. Do you know

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Speaker 2: what those toilets over the public toilets over there in

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Speaker 2: the park across the road, go and use those those

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Speaker 2: millennia So she goes, she goes over there and uses

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Speaker 2: the toilets. He thinks to himself, you know what, this

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Speaker 2: is getting a bit ridiculous that I can't even get

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Speaker 2: my wife in there if she needs to use the bathroom,

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Speaker 2: right when she's dropping me off to play golf. So

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Speaker 2: the next committee meeting, they're sitting around the table and

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Speaker 2: he presents it to the board and says, guys, I

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Speaker 2: just think it's a bit ridiculous that a wife, my

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Speaker 2: wife can't even run in and use the bathrooms. He's

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Speaker 2: the board sitting there at the table, stiff as anything, says, okay,

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Speaker 2: it's a fair point. I'll tell you what. Whatever a

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Speaker 2: round table on it, we'll put it to the committee

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Speaker 2: and we'll come back to your see if we can

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Speaker 2: sort something out. They call him back in for a

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Speaker 2: meeting after about two months and say, we've taken your

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Speaker 2: thoughts on board. We really appreciate it. We've had a

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Speaker 2: look at some funding and we've decided to put two

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Speaker 2: million dollars into upgrading the public toilets across the road

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Speaker 2: in the park. You're kidding, no, so women can use

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Speaker 2: the public toilets across the road.

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Speaker 1: I can feel Sarah her hate. I can feel it.

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Speaker 2: If it's good to do.

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Speaker 1: With what's it got to do with Golf's about a

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Speaker 1: golf club and Donald Trump's remember that. But it wasn't

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Speaker 1: part of this board meeting.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's just this is the style of club

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Speaker 2: to vote on. Didn't ask about those level of details.

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Speaker 2: I was just blown away by the two million dollars

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Speaker 2: allocated to the public toilets because of the state of

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Speaker 2: the club. It's going to be hard to beat that

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Speaker 2: because you've got to be a golfing story.

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Speaker 1: Not a lot of billionaires out there who.

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Speaker 2: Can doesn't need to be about that type of club story.

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Speaker 2: It could be anything to.

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Speaker 1: Do with them, like a Tiger Wood story.

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Speaker 2: If you've got one of those, this time tomorrow, I

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Speaker 2: want the list of the four hundred and twenty girls

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Speaker 2: that came out SHARKO Shark, if you're podcasting the show,

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Speaker 2: if we would love to hear from him, you've got

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Speaker 2: a story about Greg Norman this time tomorrow. The topic

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Speaker 2: has been set. Golf is the topic. You've got to

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Speaker 2: beat it. Get involved