WEBVTT - Our WILD Weekend with Rog & Your Craziest Holiday Confessions - #273

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to The

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<v Speaker 1>Jamo and Dylan Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're on the way that Dance Bra Little Man

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<v Speaker 2>trip with before. Gooday, guys, and welcome back to another

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<v Speaker 2>episode of The Jammo and Dylan Show. It's been a

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<v Speaker 2>while since you've heard our voice. A couple of weeks,

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<v Speaker 2>very very long time away from our voice. But we're here,

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<v Speaker 2>we're back. We hope you enjoy this episode. We've got

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<v Speaker 2>plenty to talk about. We've got the wash up from

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<v Speaker 2>our trip down south, and then we've got to come

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<v Speaker 2>down from the trip, which has just been the last

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<v Speaker 2>few days. I'll delve into it in a little while,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, it was a great trip and it's

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<v Speaker 2>been hard to adjust back to normal life post trip.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a few other questions, and we also put

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<v Speaker 2>the call out on Instagram for your best or favorite

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<v Speaker 2>holiday stories, whether they're yours or a friends. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a travel time coming up for a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people around the world, you know, whether they're traveling to

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<v Speaker 2>Europe for summer from from down here.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of people going.

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<v Speaker 2>Or doing the opposite, you know, coming down here for winter. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>which I don't think many people do.

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<v Speaker 3>It's still a summer in a way.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, yeah, it definitely is. I mean, what yesterday here

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<v Speaker 2>was a third.

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<v Speaker 3>Casual, A casual, today's a casual. Twenty five feels like fifteen,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it does.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you guys haven't noticed, we have been popping

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<v Speaker 2>some a's at the end of our words. So, like

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<v Speaker 2>I just said, third, yeah, that's just something that we've

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<v Speaker 2>been doing lately.

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<v Speaker 3>It really started from the punter. Yeah, we love a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Punting, a little bit on the pony, little gamble here

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<v Speaker 2>and there, but responsibly punter. We love chucking a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of a's at the end. Oh yeah, punter, So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>third are potter.

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<v Speaker 3>Potter's good.

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<v Speaker 2>We love dropping a padario. But that's a bit different.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bit of like a different vibe. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And we've also got a big, big beer pong tournament

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<v Speaker 2>with ten of the boys on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably nine probably shows up my partner, but.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll delve into that soon as well. So the long

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<v Speaker 2>awaited trip down south.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a decade in the making, yep. So give

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<v Speaker 2>a little backstory to when we first you know, found

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<v Speaker 2>out about this and why we haven't been well.

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<v Speaker 3>Why we haven't been I don't know. Rog's been singy.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he didn't value us as friends. But you know

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<v Speaker 3>we've known Rog for go around ten years as friends. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I would say that. Yeah, it takes us back to

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<v Speaker 3>around the year nine and Rog has a house down

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<v Speaker 3>south now it's his nun's house. They've bought it there

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<v Speaker 3>as a holiday home slash rental. And it's a beautiful

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<v Speaker 3>house in Dunsbra, lovely near the beach, high ceiling, hi ceilings,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a very nice beach house. It's exactly what you think.

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<v Speaker 3>And look, other people have been there before us.

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<v Speaker 2>Which hurts, it really hurts.

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<v Speaker 3>And we've just been waiting in the wings and we've

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<v Speaker 3>brought it up many times a year, every summer, every winter.

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<v Speaker 3>We've never got the call up and finally we get

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<v Speaker 3>the much awaited invite to the house and Zach long weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Rog's down there on prack.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's the reason it came along, because he's it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Selfish actually, because he's lonely.

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<v Speaker 2>He's lonely. I'm down there for five weeks doing my

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<v Speaker 2>physioprac Sorry, I'm down there for five weeks doing my

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<v Speaker 2>phizzy prack and I'm going to need someone, they may say.

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<v Speaker 3>But even he missed us, he said, he realized that

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<v Speaker 3>what it was the best time he's going to have.

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<v Speaker 2>Their, probably of his whole life. So he's got the Blues,

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a big blue, the Blues, the Blues, then

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<v Speaker 2>Baby Blues. But no, he yeah, had a big come down.

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<v Speaker 2>Even on the Sunday. He was a bit down. Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was rough on the Sunday, weren't we all.

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<v Speaker 3>I developed a flu or something. Bro For the first

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<v Speaker 3>few I don't know what. I was running down, popping

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<v Speaker 3>quadrels yep.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so it was five of us. Rog was

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<v Speaker 2>down there, obviously, yourself and KLi and myself and Grace

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<v Speaker 2>went down. You got there what around one thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, on Friday. Yeah, so that was nice. See Rog

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<v Speaker 3>watched a bit of the footy just.

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<v Speaker 2>The three of you to start.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Rocks fine in any situation. Yeah, Yeah, he's good

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<v Speaker 3>to have around anyone. So yeah, it was chill, no Probs.

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<v Speaker 2>And Grace and I rocked up around four and then

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<v Speaker 2>the band were together, all five of us, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we formulated a plan for the evening. Yes, obviously our

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<v Speaker 2>two teams played against each other. We talk about it

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<v Speaker 2>too much for your sake.

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<v Speaker 3>But it wasn't wasn't a good night.

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<v Speaker 2>We watched the first quarter at the Rog Residents and

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<v Speaker 2>then we were out and about. Then we were out

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<v Speaker 2>and about we went to Bungalow.

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<v Speaker 3>Bungalow was decent.

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<v Speaker 2>Bungalow has a good vice has another name at the

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<v Speaker 2>end of it, but our neighborhood Social or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like genuinely like a bungalow that you'd see

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<v Speaker 2>in a movie. But it's very large and also is

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<v Speaker 2>a bar, so that was great. We went there, had

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<v Speaker 2>a little feed, had a few drinks and the first

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<v Speaker 2>night was just a calming you know, a few drinks,

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<v Speaker 2>just chill out, soak in the atmosphere and get prepared

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<v Speaker 2>for the next day. The next day we'd planned a

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<v Speaker 2>wine tour. What a great wine to her was and

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<v Speaker 2>in hindsight Rog said that his cousin potentially wanted to come.

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<v Speaker 3>We never told us, never told us. Still the day

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<v Speaker 3>of that would have evened out.

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<v Speaker 2>The group as well. For three boys, three.

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<v Speaker 3>Two extra seats in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>We did and Rog thought that there was none. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>so yeah, we bless you. Oh no second normally the

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<v Speaker 2>drops a two bomb.

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<v Speaker 3>Two four or three. Yeah, yeah, that's all right anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So we booked a driver, lovely lady.

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<v Speaker 3>Shout out, mister picked me up. Shout out Vicky.

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<v Speaker 2>Vicky was she was unright, she was unreal. She really

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<v Speaker 2>was great energy, an English woman company slash business with

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<v Speaker 2>her husband and they run the show down there. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, they were elit on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Ball, almost too much on the ball.

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<v Speaker 3>She was that good yep, giving us some taking photos,

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<v Speaker 3>walking us in, making sure we're getting the right seat.

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<v Speaker 2>She was taking the photos from another planet away, like

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<v Speaker 2>she was going thirty meters back to make sure everything's

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<v Speaker 2>in the shot.

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<v Speaker 3>One thing that was good about down South throughout the day,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll go into it, but we were betting on the

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<v Speaker 3>horses and we had positive feedback. Vicky loved it, and

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<v Speaker 3>then one of the Argentinian girls at the wine tasting

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<v Speaker 3>thought it was She goes, I love what you guys

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<v Speaker 3>are doing. Yeah, and I thinking like this is I

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<v Speaker 3>love the support of one of my favorite sports.

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<v Speaker 2>Because a lot of the time it's negative all.

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<v Speaker 3>These winy fucking shut up honestly, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, so we were enjoying that, along with spending time

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<v Speaker 2>with the girls, and along with spending time as a

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<v Speaker 2>big group, it was great a medium sized group. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but we went to four different wine bars, so who

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<v Speaker 2>want no wine bars? Winery yep, yep. The first one

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<v Speaker 2>swings and roundabout. It's very popular down. I love the

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<v Speaker 2>sheer size of it, the grass area. You've got kids

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<v Speaker 2>running around, families everywhere. Good service, good service. Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not stingy with the wine tastings, which I like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, And basically all of us were winning races

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<v Speaker 2>here and there. But we we love the jockeys, we

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<v Speaker 2>love the sport. We've really grown into it and we

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<v Speaker 2>know a lot more so that was a lot more

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<v Speaker 2>weight in our hearts for it. Oh, we're really starting

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<v Speaker 2>to understand the sport now. Yeah, and we might be

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<v Speaker 2>unbeatable soon. And it was the richest day in wa racing,

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<v Speaker 2>a five million dollar race, but we won't bore you

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<v Speaker 2>with that. Really. The wine tour was great, but it

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<v Speaker 2>all came down to the final winery. We went to.

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<v Speaker 3>Perhaps Winery, a kind of a really pretty spot but

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<v Speaker 3>also some weird energy there.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird energy, weird energy there, a bit colty. When we

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<v Speaker 2>walked in, it was like, okay, I understand it, like

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<v Speaker 2>you get to pick your own wine to get thirty

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<v Speaker 2>minutes to basically drink as much as you want. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>within reason. But we went there and the big race,

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<v Speaker 2>the Quaker right rot a bit of context. Rock had

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<v Speaker 2>already won money throughout the day, so he's let's say four, ye,

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<v Speaker 2>he's up a fair bit. So he took a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit out of his account and said, I'll keep that

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<v Speaker 2>for myself.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good day, which was a smart choice.

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<v Speaker 2>But then he loaded up on Lucy Fiori Generosity for

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<v Speaker 2>a Place, and Lucy Fury's our favorite jockey for those

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<v Speaker 2>who don't know, she's a late twenties female jockey here

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<v Speaker 2>in Perth and she is just having a.

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<v Speaker 3>Great seas underrated and overlooked.

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<v Speaker 2>No one gave this horse a chance, but we didn't

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<v Speaker 2>really think it was going to win.

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<v Speaker 3>But we thought it was a chance for a place,

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<v Speaker 3>a sneak.

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<v Speaker 2>In the place, as she would say, a very sneaky place,

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<v Speaker 2>because it was overlooked and underappreciated, like you're saying. And

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<v Speaker 2>we've watched it live and we've watched it on TV,

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<v Speaker 2>so we were very excited for what it could do.

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<v Speaker 3>And it came home, came home. Do you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>if we had have looked had a specific stat to

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<v Speaker 3>do with overpass that we realized yesterday, I would have

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<v Speaker 3>been even more confident place from Lucy honestly.

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<v Speaker 2>So she basically she came third, which was an incredible achievement.

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<v Speaker 2>That Donkey Rog popped a fair bit of money on it,

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<v Speaker 2>and he went home with one point one k that bed.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was fifteen hundred total, y yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he turned it into eleven hundred that one

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<v Speaker 3>fifty and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he was quite generous with the money and paid

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<v Speaker 2>for drinks, paid for dinners. He was very nice with

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<v Speaker 2>that money and shared it and spread the love, spread

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<v Speaker 2>the joy. And that was a big night for us

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<v Speaker 2>because we got back at around four point thirty. We

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<v Speaker 2>went to the tavern. YEP, we had a few more drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>The girls didn't like their wines, so we polished.

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<v Speaker 3>Energy there energy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well it's a tab evan tab energy tab Yeah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>getting mixed up between the two. Yeah, So it was

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<v Speaker 2>interesting energy, but we still liked it. It wasn't like

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<v Speaker 2>the greatest energy you ever have. That's just normal. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we went back. We went to coal so the

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<v Speaker 2>girls went and did some shopping for a big barbecue

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<v Speaker 2>that night, so cooked up on the barbecue you would

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<v Speaker 2>lead barbecue us yew was that night. And then we

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<v Speaker 2>were just there behind, you know, keeping your company, getting

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<v Speaker 2>the table sorded, just being like secondhand.

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<v Speaker 3>Men, and you know we were eating. We were really

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<v Speaker 3>just fueling up.

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<v Speaker 2>We're fueling up to continue. Ye. Now, for those who've

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<v Speaker 2>been down to Dunsbro, which is where we were staying,

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<v Speaker 2>night life is not what it's known for. No, we

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<v Speaker 2>knew this, but we wanted to test the waters, see

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<v Speaker 2>what's out there. And we went back to Bungalow and it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was just kind of boring but you could it's fine,

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<v Speaker 3>but it wasn't anything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's safe to say it was very boring. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>a nice spot to go and a here and a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of drinks, you know, decent pub vibes. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we were like, we need to get out of here

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<v Speaker 2>because we're on a high right now because Rob's won

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<v Speaker 2>heaves of money and this is our main night of

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<v Speaker 2>the trip. So we went to Harbar Harbor where I've

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<v Speaker 2>got a place, this pirate bar in a shopping mall yep,

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<v Speaker 2>next to a Dominoes. You would not expect there to

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<v Speaker 2>be a bar in this shopping center now at all.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the weirdest location of a bar ever.

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<v Speaker 2>You look at Dominoes and you think, I don't really

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<v Speaker 2>want to walk over there. It's a bit weird. Vibes

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<v Speaker 2>next door, yeah, pirate themed, shipwrecked, small and packed, very small,

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<v Speaker 2>like what do you reckon two of this room? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if even you just can't see this room. But it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't a big room, very small, but music like

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<v Speaker 2>music wasn't great, but music's pumping.

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<v Speaker 3>DJ thought he was on.

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<v Speaker 2>He thought he was on a bit too much, I

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<v Speaker 2>think because the dance floor wasn't that it wasn't going off.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was probably the most party atmosphere you could

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<v Speaker 2>find in town that night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, no doubt about that.

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<v Speaker 2>We also went for a walk after that, so we

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<v Speaker 2>will shout out that place har bar if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to go check it out. And bumped into a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of blokes who wanted to know where the spot was,

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<v Speaker 2>but we don't know where the spot was. They're living there,

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<v Speaker 2>they are living there, so they should have known better.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we went to a place that wasn't even open. No,

0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:24.920
<v Speaker 2>what was it called got campground or some shit, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>something like that. Anyway, so we went there and online

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<v Speaker 2>it said they were open. Rog was persistent. By this stage,

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<v Speaker 2>we're all very drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>It's probably around ten thirty eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>It's safe to say Rog scamp it over there. H

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<v Speaker 2>He scamped over there and we could hear music. So

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<v Speaker 2>you and the girls hung back just because you were like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not open. I didn't believe it was open, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was just going to a company rogh. Rog basically

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<v Speaker 2>storms in the joint. Every light is off, he can

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<v Speaker 2>just hear a little bit of music.

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<v Speaker 3>Technically open Google on Google it. I guess no one

0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:02.560
<v Speaker 3>was there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so then you shut up shop early. We get it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I say to Rog, mate. All the seats are flipped

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<v Speaker 2>up on top of the table. Night's done, mate, He's

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<v Speaker 2>got no let's go home. He goes no. He walks

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<v Speaker 2>in there, right, you open? Yeah, he goes you open.

0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.320
<v Speaker 2>He goes nah, like we're really closed.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a weird way to put it.

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<v Speaker 2>Rog kind of like shrugs, you know. He does that shrug,

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<v Speaker 2>a little shrug, and then he walked back. He wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to find he did hop and pet trolley. I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>about that, but yeah, anyway, we headed back and finished

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<v Speaker 2>up the night at home yep, in bed by midnight. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was just a mammoth day because we started

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<v Speaker 2>at ten am.

0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:44.080
<v Speaker 3>It was a marathon.

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<v Speaker 2>We actually started drinking at nine am, but nine till twelve. Well,

0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:50.960
<v Speaker 2>it was pretty much like a twelve hour shift we

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<v Speaker 2>put in. Yeah, which was a great effort and a

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<v Speaker 2>great day that we'll remember for a long time. Sunday

0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:58.200
<v Speaker 2>was your birthday. Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>We went for a breakfast, little walk, watched a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of footing on when we got back.

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<v Speaker 2>It was nice.

0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:06.800
<v Speaker 3>It was a chill, chill morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you headed back and Carlie headed home around midday

0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:15.040
<v Speaker 2>and then in the afternoon Geelong we're playing. So that

0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:18.880
<v Speaker 2>was a crazy loss from them, Yeah, losing to the Blues.

0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.000
<v Speaker 2>It was not happy. He wasn't happy, but he was

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<v Speaker 2>actually really confident in the whole game that they were

0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:26.800
<v Speaker 2>just and then when they lost, was he like, oh yeah,

0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.680
<v Speaker 2>but he was he wasn't too concerned. Like he said,

0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:34.400
<v Speaker 2>they played bad, but you know, these successful team supporters,

0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:37.720
<v Speaker 2>they just rolling in pigs.

0:14:37.480 --> 0:14:39.720
<v Speaker 3>Mud, which I've had a few bad losses this year,

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<v Speaker 3>and Rog just doesn't care. It's interesting.

0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it doesn't matter for him because he's already had success.

0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:47.160
<v Speaker 2>He knows they'll be there in the finals.

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<v Speaker 3>It'd be nice if they just sort of dropped out

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<v Speaker 3>of finals this year. Yeah, maybe they will.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I can see them dropping out

0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:56.720
<v Speaker 2>of the eight, but they be.

0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:59.880
<v Speaker 3>It's just weird at the moment, the comps so close.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it'll be pretty close for the rest of the year.

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<v Speaker 3>I think so, because you don't really know what version

0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:07.600
<v Speaker 3>of teams you're going to get either. There's lots of

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<v Speaker 3>teams who like different versions.

0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:10.600
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.240
<v Speaker 3>One week look at league.

0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Every team's lotched, so like every team's beatable and if

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<v Speaker 2>you're off, you're one.

0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:19.240
<v Speaker 3>Look at the moment, like no one looks unbeatable.

0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:19.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:23.960
<v Speaker 3>Obviously Colinwood are in form so the lines, but they

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<v Speaker 3>could still lose.

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<v Speaker 2>Could So that pretty much wraps up our trip. On

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<v Speaker 2>the Sunday nights, we whipped open the barbecue again lovely

0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:37.320
<v Speaker 2>and we did like homemade burgers yep, So that was

0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:41.640
<v Speaker 2>good fun. Rog and I we co managed the barbecue yep,

0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:44.120
<v Speaker 2>and it turned out very well. Grace was saying that

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<v Speaker 2>the burgers looked like AI burgers. They were that like

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<v Speaker 2>out of a photo, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah,

0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:54.360
<v Speaker 2>yeah they looked taste wise, they weren't like incredible that

0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:56.680
<v Speaker 2>they weren't bad. Yeah, but they were yeah like a

0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:58.880
<v Speaker 2>seven out of team. You're happy with it, but it

0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:02.040
<v Speaker 2>wasn't like the best thing you away, Nah, but we

0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.800
<v Speaker 2>thought we were the sickest, like on the barbecue bro

0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:07.640
<v Speaker 2>whipping it up, so you thought like this is going

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<v Speaker 2>to fucking hit. Yeah. Then like we've we put the

0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:12.640
<v Speaker 2>cheese onto melt over the top, like everything was looking

0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:15.480
<v Speaker 2>good and it still tastes like all right, but it

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<v Speaker 2>just I think the actual the meats and the way

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<v Speaker 2>that we I don't know, it was good without being accepted.

0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:26.560
<v Speaker 2>We thought it would be exceptional. But yeah, so we

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<v Speaker 2>did that. Had that what Then Rog actually had to

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<v Speaker 2>do his prack.

0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:33.400
<v Speaker 3>The next morning, so he went to bed early.

0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:37.320
<v Speaker 2>We woke up early for like sunrise, helped Grace with

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<v Speaker 2>some photos at the beach, and then we went for

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<v Speaker 2>like a walk, went back packed up left and on

0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:49.520
<v Speaker 2>the way back home. You know, I remember ages ago

0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:51.600
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast I was talking about when I got

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<v Speaker 2>Apple car Play for my car. Yes, so my Mazda

0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:59.600
<v Speaker 2>twenty seventeen does not come with car Play. It comes

0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:03.120
<v Speaker 2>with the entertainment unit, but it's Mazda settings and stuff.

0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.120
<v Speaker 2>So you have to go to Mazda to get it installed. Yes,

0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:09.160
<v Speaker 2>you do, because they have the right software and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>to make it work. That happened just over two years ago.

0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:17.399
<v Speaker 2>I think it was December twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 3>When you got it installed. Yeah, are you happy about

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<v Speaker 3>it too?

0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I remember I was very happy because now I've got

0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:26.560
<v Speaker 2>maps on my screen that actually work because their system stinks,

0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:31.199
<v Speaker 2>like just the regular MASA system sucks so bad. You know,

0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:33.520
<v Speaker 2>Spotify is there. If a message comes up, I know

0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:35.600
<v Speaker 2>what it is straight away. Like it's just a good

0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:40.000
<v Speaker 2>system to have, and it makes my driving experience forty

0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:43.760
<v Speaker 2>to fifty percent better. No, it really improves it anyway.

0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:47.479
<v Speaker 2>So I love it. And then I started having issues

0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:51.280
<v Speaker 2>with it, and what I didn't do was take it back.

0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:53.920
<v Speaker 2>I tried to fix it myself. Buy different cords. I

0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:56.760
<v Speaker 2>thought the chords might be the problem. Yep, yep. So

0:17:56.760 --> 0:18:00.520
<v Speaker 2>I buy different charging cords, try those, and sometimes the

0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.639
<v Speaker 2>charging cords might work better than the other one, And

0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:05.400
<v Speaker 2>then you just believe that it was the cord. So

0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:07.960
<v Speaker 2>this goes on and on, and it just starts to

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<v Speaker 2>get worse and worse and worse, to the point where

0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I call up ASDA and I say to them, hey, look,

0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:16.119
<v Speaker 2>this is my problem. Do you know any fixes or

0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.520
<v Speaker 2>should I bring it in? He was trying to push

0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:20.800
<v Speaker 2>me away from bringing it in. It might be a

0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:21.960
<v Speaker 2>hassle for him. They might not.

0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:24.120
<v Speaker 3>He's trying to give every other solution.

0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Have you tried reset it? So updating is something that

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do? They were telling me, okay, so that's

0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:33.959
<v Speaker 2>something they can only do. So I looked it up

0:18:33.960 --> 0:18:37.320
<v Speaker 2>and apparently flaw. It is a flaw because yeah, and

0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:39.680
<v Speaker 2>also when I bought it, so it was about five

0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:45.480
<v Speaker 2>hundred and something dollars. Right, you actually can't. Sorry, they

0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:48.199
<v Speaker 2>don't tell you that there's going to be future software

0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:51.720
<v Speaker 2>updates that cost money or anything. Oh, they just you

0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:53.679
<v Speaker 2>just buy it and you think it's done outright, like

0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:57.159
<v Speaker 2>it's gone anyway. And I thought that if I was

0:18:57.200 --> 0:18:59.199
<v Speaker 2>to update it, I should be able to do it myself,

0:18:59.240 --> 0:18:59.800
<v Speaker 2>should just be.

0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:01.440
<v Speaker 3>To pay for these updates.

0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, so I came to discover, Yeah.

0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:06.359
<v Speaker 3>That's a scam, isn't it.

0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:10.920
<v Speaker 2>So the guy basically tells me, all right, reset you

0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:15.359
<v Speaker 2>think I reset it? Nothing worked, So then I book

0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:18.200
<v Speaker 2>it in. It was on the drive back from down South.

0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:20.800
<v Speaker 2>It was so infuriating. Grace tried to play a song

0:19:20.880 --> 0:19:23.320
<v Speaker 2>she likes. He cut out about seven times in the

0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:23.879
<v Speaker 2>one song.

0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:25.840
<v Speaker 3>So you're on edge, you're boiling over.

0:19:25.960 --> 0:19:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm freaking out. Like I'm to the point where

0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:30.320
<v Speaker 2>it's annoyed me so much like when I'm on the

0:19:30.320 --> 0:19:32.400
<v Speaker 2>way to work and I lose directions and it might

0:19:32.440 --> 0:19:35.280
<v Speaker 2>be really like a lot of traffic, and then I'm like, well,

0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:36.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to sit in the traffic and not

0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:40.360
<v Speaker 2>have a different route. Yeah, anyway, I've had all these

0:19:40.400 --> 0:19:43.040
<v Speaker 2>issues and then I'm like, fuck it, let's just book

0:19:43.080 --> 0:19:44.680
<v Speaker 2>it in. So I book it in for the day

0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:48.359
<v Speaker 2>after So Monday this week, so get out the way. Yeah, sorry,

0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:51.040
<v Speaker 2>Tuesday this week because we came back on the Monday

0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:54.200
<v Speaker 2>and everything was fine and dandy this week until then.

0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:57.960
<v Speaker 2>So take it in on the Monday. On the Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 2>so in the morning, and I stressed to them that

0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:06.720
<v Speaker 2>I was working in the afternoon, and they said they

0:20:06.800 --> 0:20:08.240
<v Speaker 2>booked me in for a morning session.

0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:11.160
<v Speaker 3>Awesome, this is the beginning of the end.

0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Then I rock up, and then I explained the problem.

0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:18.080
<v Speaker 2>The lady goes, that'll be one hundred and ten dollars.

0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:21.119
<v Speaker 2>So instantly I'm not rude at all, Like I'm pretty

0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:23.879
<v Speaker 2>good in these situations with still being nice even though

0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:26.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm frustrated, and I'm just like, oh, like, can you

0:20:26.800 --> 0:20:29.360
<v Speaker 2>just check how much warranty I had on that? And

0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:32.240
<v Speaker 2>for some reason on that day she didn't check. It

0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:35.040
<v Speaker 2>was just more so like, oh, yeah, I think it's

0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:37.160
<v Speaker 2>out of warranty if you got it over two years ago.

0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:38.560
<v Speaker 3>So they're not even checking.

0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:41.679
<v Speaker 2>She's just assuming, just assuming, yeah, like I didn't do

0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:44.719
<v Speaker 2>a proper check. And then so I'm a bit frustrated

0:20:44.720 --> 0:20:46.760
<v Speaker 2>because that's one hundred and ten dollars I didn't want

0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:48.639
<v Speaker 2>to spend. And at the end of the day, the

0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:51.400
<v Speaker 2>fault seems to be on them. I haven't done anything

0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:54.760
<v Speaker 2>to disrupt or disturb it, and it's had problems since

0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:58.159
<v Speaker 2>the start. Really they just they started off being sporadic,

0:20:58.280 --> 0:21:01.760
<v Speaker 2>like it might not work once week. Then as time's

0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:05.800
<v Speaker 2>gone on, it's not working forty times a day. She says, okay,

0:21:05.880 --> 0:21:07.560
<v Speaker 2>well you can come pick it up at four pm.

0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking, well, that's not going to work. I need

0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:11.800
<v Speaker 2>to leave for work at like twelve. You said it

0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:13.760
<v Speaker 2>was a morning session or so the guy on the

0:21:13.760 --> 0:21:15.840
<v Speaker 2>phone said it was a morning session. And then she

0:21:16.000 --> 0:21:17.639
<v Speaker 2>was like, nah, no chance it will be done for

0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:19.760
<v Speaker 2>them because it was booked in like this, So I'm

0:21:19.800 --> 0:21:20.800
<v Speaker 2>thinking no chance.

0:21:20.840 --> 0:21:21.719
<v Speaker 3>So he's lied to you.

0:21:21.760 --> 0:21:24.879
<v Speaker 2>The bloke on the phone was just incompetent the whole time.

0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:26.120
<v Speaker 3>He hates you.

0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:29.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he hates me, wants me to die. Then I

0:21:29.960 --> 0:21:33.600
<v Speaker 2>book it in for the next day because I'm like, well,

0:21:33.600 --> 0:21:35.679
<v Speaker 2>I need to go to work today, whatever, can you

0:21:35.680 --> 0:21:38.359
<v Speaker 2>book me in for a morning session tomorrow please? Yep?

0:21:38.400 --> 0:21:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Still being nice, she goes, yeah, sure, and yeah, we

0:21:43.000 --> 0:21:46.200
<v Speaker 2>can pretty much guarantee that it will be done before twelve. Okay,

0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:48.719
<v Speaker 2>next day rolls around.

0:21:49.280 --> 0:21:50.040
<v Speaker 3>This is Wednesday.

0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and let's quickly go back to Tuesday. I

0:21:53.320 --> 0:21:55.080
<v Speaker 2>needed someone to pick me up because it takes a

0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:57.239
<v Speaker 2>few hours to do this update. So Dad went and

0:21:57.359 --> 0:22:00.280
<v Speaker 2>took me down and then nothing happened. So so you

0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:02.280
<v Speaker 2>just drove back in the car or did you leave

0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:04.080
<v Speaker 2>the car? And now I drove back in the car

0:22:04.280 --> 0:22:06.480
<v Speaker 2>and then Dad drove back too, and he was like, well,

0:22:06.600 --> 0:22:08.159
<v Speaker 2>I've come to pick you up and now I'm not

0:22:08.200 --> 0:22:10.920
<v Speaker 2>even picking you up. I've just driven twenty minutes there,

0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:12.280
<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes back for nothing.

0:22:12.080 --> 0:22:13.959
<v Speaker 3>You owe me, and now was rate mate, Yeah, so

0:22:14.119 --> 0:22:15.120
<v Speaker 3>send me a thirty five.

0:22:15.200 --> 0:22:17.520
<v Speaker 2>So I'm on edge because I know he's not happy.

0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:20.880
<v Speaker 2>I know that I'm not happy, and it's just frustrating day.

0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Come back the next day in the morning, same time,

0:22:25.160 --> 0:22:28.400
<v Speaker 2>just before nine o'clock in the morning, and I drop

0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:30.320
<v Speaker 2>it off and she says, all right, well, i'll see

0:22:30.359 --> 0:22:32.879
<v Speaker 2>you at twelve and I'll call you if there's any problems.

0:22:33.080 --> 0:22:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Whenever they say that it's a mechanic thing. Yeah, but

0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:40.119
<v Speaker 2>there's usually not many problems anyway. I get a call

0:22:40.160 --> 0:22:41.960
<v Speaker 2>when I'm at the gym with Grace because I'm trying

0:22:41.960 --> 0:22:45.000
<v Speaker 2>to pass time and because I'm frustrated and I'm so tense.

0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Get me to the gym so I can get a

0:22:46.560 --> 0:22:49.840
<v Speaker 2>bit out and just whatever. Got my AirPods in. Get

0:22:49.840 --> 0:22:53.840
<v Speaker 2>a call from a number I don't know. It's the

0:22:53.920 --> 0:22:58.640
<v Speaker 2>lady from Masdaen, which is fine. Hello, Yeah, we think

0:22:58.640 --> 0:23:01.800
<v Speaker 2>it's the software update. The technicians going to do it now,

0:23:02.640 --> 0:23:05.880
<v Speaker 2>but you're going to have to pay extra money. It's

0:23:05.880 --> 0:23:08.119
<v Speaker 2>going to be two hundred dollars now because it's going

0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:11.200
<v Speaker 2>to go thirty minutes over time. That's fuck in my head.

0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:14.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, how is that my fucking problem? And

0:23:14.320 --> 0:23:17.160
<v Speaker 2>it's already booked in. From what I've heard, the update

0:23:17.240 --> 0:23:22.240
<v Speaker 2>is sticking a USB in and pressing update. I don't

0:23:22.240 --> 0:23:24.359
<v Speaker 2>know if they even checked if it was working or

0:23:24.400 --> 0:23:28.359
<v Speaker 2>not anyway, so I'm fuming, but I'm just like, you

0:23:28.400 --> 0:23:30.639
<v Speaker 2>know what, just get it done, get it over with.

0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to fight with them all day because

0:23:32.880 --> 0:23:34.520
<v Speaker 2>where's it like. I'm going to save a bit of

0:23:34.560 --> 0:23:36.280
<v Speaker 2>money but still be angry and not even get to

0:23:36.280 --> 0:23:40.960
<v Speaker 2>go to work anyway. Get there for because so she

0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:42.399
<v Speaker 2>said it would be an extra half an hour. So

0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:44.440
<v Speaker 2>now we're looking at a twelve thirty finish. I started

0:23:44.480 --> 0:23:47.520
<v Speaker 2>work at one, so it's very very cutting too. It's

0:23:47.520 --> 0:23:51.680
<v Speaker 2>way too tight. It gets to twelve fifteen, I rock up.

0:23:53.440 --> 0:23:56.159
<v Speaker 2>Grace is left because she's pretty confident that everything's going

0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:59.280
<v Speaker 2>to be fine. I'm sitting there with a duffel bag

0:23:59.400 --> 0:24:01.800
<v Speaker 2>filled with all my stuff to take back home that night,

0:24:01.880 --> 0:24:04.560
<v Speaker 2>looking like an idiot in the Master dealership, looking like

0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:08.159
<v Speaker 2>a homeless guy. Yep. And then I waddle over to

0:24:08.200 --> 0:24:11.439
<v Speaker 2>the bar, to the bar, the checkout thing where the

0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:14.640
<v Speaker 2>girl is. I said, can I get an update? She goes, yeah,

0:24:14.680 --> 0:24:18.280
<v Speaker 2>the technicians just looking at it. You know, it should

0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:21.600
<v Speaker 2>be done soon. I'm thinking, what the fuck soon? Like

0:24:21.680 --> 0:24:25.000
<v Speaker 2>he's doing his final checks to make sure it's working. Anyway.

0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:27.520
<v Speaker 2>I sit there for like another forty minutes or something.

0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Bro crazy, You're just thinking, Okay, then I have to

0:24:30.600 --> 0:24:34.520
<v Speaker 2>pay two hundred dollars. Then when I get back and

0:24:34.600 --> 0:24:37.720
<v Speaker 2>sit in my car, it works, and I'm thinking, all right,

0:24:37.920 --> 0:24:39.560
<v Speaker 2>it was worth it. In the it was worth it.

0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:44.240
<v Speaker 2>The relief that came over me was awful, awesome. Yeah, yeah,

0:24:44.240 --> 0:24:46.720
<v Speaker 2>it was just brilliant. And I'm thinking, all right, we're back,

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:49.840
<v Speaker 2>we're cooking now. I'm fine. I paid the money. It

0:24:49.520 --> 0:24:51.199
<v Speaker 2>was it is what it is, like. I have my

0:24:51.240 --> 0:24:56.679
<v Speaker 2>little battle with the person there, but it's fine. Yesterday Thursday,

0:24:56.800 --> 0:24:59.720
<v Speaker 2>turn the car on, Turn the car on. Pop on

0:24:59.720 --> 0:25:05.040
<v Speaker 2>my phone, favorite song, thirty seconds in disconnect. There is

0:25:05.080 --> 0:25:07.879
<v Speaker 2>an issue connecting with Mazda and Apple Car Play whatever.

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:11.680
<v Speaker 2>So I'm thinking, okay, maybe it's just a one off thing.

0:25:12.520 --> 0:25:15.159
<v Speaker 2>It happened about six times yesterday, so we're back to

0:25:15.200 --> 0:25:20.080
<v Speaker 2>square one. I'm still angry. I'm still frustrated. Charge you again.

0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:21.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to let them charge me again.

0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Have you booked in yet?

0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:23.679
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:24.040
<v Speaker 3>No, no.

0:25:24.720 --> 0:25:29.320
<v Speaker 2>But basically since coming back, Monday was alright, but it

0:25:29.359 --> 0:25:31.199
<v Speaker 2>was a bit of a come down driving home, and

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:34.440
<v Speaker 2>especially with the system not working, it was just infuriating.

0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Tuesday was a bad day. Wednesday was a bad day.

0:25:38.800 --> 0:25:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Thursday was a.

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 3>Bad That's a shocking day.

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Now we're at Friday and everything's been okay so far,

0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:46.240
<v Speaker 2>but I've just got it in the back of my

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:49.960
<v Speaker 2>mind that the system's not working, and that's very frustrating.

0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:53.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, so just driving in silence, bro, you pop

0:25:53.600 --> 0:25:55.200
<v Speaker 3>the radio and I guess.

0:25:55.080 --> 0:25:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Well that the problem is. It works for five minutes

0:25:58.200 --> 0:26:01.080
<v Speaker 2>and I think everything's fine and dandy, and then bang.

0:26:00.880 --> 0:26:01.760
<v Speaker 3>And that's when it hits it.

0:26:01.760 --> 0:26:05.639
<v Speaker 2>It's terrible. Yep. Anyway, when you think that things can't

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:10.040
<v Speaker 2>get any worse, wake up this morning about seven point thirty.

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Check my phone. I've got a text from Grace's mum.

0:26:13.440 --> 0:26:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I stayed at Grace's last night. My car's parked out

0:26:15.680 --> 0:26:20.560
<v Speaker 2>the front and she goes, hey, Jamo, your car boot

0:26:20.600 --> 0:26:23.200
<v Speaker 2>was open this morning. So I went out and shut

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:26.800
<v Speaker 2>it for you. So I'm thinking, that's my mas to

0:26:26.920 --> 0:26:27.399
<v Speaker 2>car boot.

0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:28.919
<v Speaker 3>They fucked with the locking system.

0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 2>Now, Bro, why is my car boot open. I didn't

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:34.760
<v Speaker 2>go out there and grab anything. Her assumption was that, oh,

0:26:34.800 --> 0:26:36.640
<v Speaker 2>he must have gone out and grabbed something at night

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:37.919
<v Speaker 2>and accidentally.

0:26:37.440 --> 0:26:37.960
<v Speaker 3>Left it open.

0:26:38.040 --> 0:26:41.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got golf clubs. And just for anyone that

0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:44.359
<v Speaker 2>wants to steal my golf clubs, they are worth nothing.

0:26:45.280 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 2>They are one hundred and fifty for the entire set.

0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:50.560
<v Speaker 2>So taken to Kashki murders, I'll say, mate, yeah, they'll

0:26:50.600 --> 0:26:51.480
<v Speaker 2>say you're stupid.

0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:53.119
<v Speaker 3>They'll give you a gold coin.

0:26:53.400 --> 0:26:55.440
<v Speaker 2>And I've lost half of them at the golf course too,

0:26:55.680 --> 0:26:59.040
<v Speaker 2>leaving them in bunkers and stuff. I'm just an idiot. Anyway,

0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:01.760
<v Speaker 2>they're in the my back They're in the boot of

0:27:01.800 --> 0:27:04.600
<v Speaker 2>my car, and I've got a lot of trash, and

0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:06.880
<v Speaker 2>now I use my boot as like a storage unit,

0:27:07.200 --> 0:27:09.920
<v Speaker 2>not for rubbish, just for like sporting goods, basically like

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:14.639
<v Speaker 2>Jim Kidd in the backseat. Bro. Anyway, So I go

0:27:14.720 --> 0:27:18.040
<v Speaker 2>out there as soon as I wake up, like five

0:27:18.040 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 2>minutes after I wake up, and like delirious, and I

0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:23.520
<v Speaker 2>walk out to the car and I know that I

0:27:23.520 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 2>don't have anything of like significant worth in there, so

0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:29.560
<v Speaker 2>I felt pretty comfortable. But I did leave my ID

0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:31.359
<v Speaker 2>and bank card in there. I think, here we go.

0:27:31.800 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 2>So firstly I checked the app as soon as I

0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:36.600
<v Speaker 2>woke up. No money has been taken out. Firstly I

0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:38.840
<v Speaker 2>checked the boot. I'm thinking, all right, I didn't have

0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:41.720
<v Speaker 2>anything in there. No, that's fine. Close it. Open the

0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:44.320
<v Speaker 2>rest of my car and it was unlocked. How my

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:47.160
<v Speaker 2>car unlocked. It's got automatic locking system. When I walk

0:27:47.160 --> 0:27:48.080
<v Speaker 2>away from the car.

0:27:47.960 --> 0:27:49.200
<v Speaker 3>They've messed up with this locking.

0:27:50.320 --> 0:27:54.159
<v Speaker 2>They've probably got a spare button or something, yea. And

0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:57.639
<v Speaker 2>then check the rest of the car, and I was

0:27:57.680 --> 0:28:00.399
<v Speaker 2>all paranoid and stuff. And because I I thought that

0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:04.080
<v Speaker 2>everything was there, but I couldn't see a footie. First

0:28:04.119 --> 0:28:05.919
<v Speaker 2>at first I thought it my yellow footy, which is

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:08.320
<v Speaker 2>my pride and joy. I've had that for about ten

0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:12.560
<v Speaker 2>years and still kicking. It's really good, proper like waffle burly.

0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:16.200
<v Speaker 2>And then I couldn't see that, but it was there

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:18.840
<v Speaker 2>the whole time, but I was paranoid. Then I thought

0:28:18.960 --> 0:28:20.840
<v Speaker 2>that I'd lost a little red footye that were kicking

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:23.199
<v Speaker 2>down south. But that's actually in my room. So it

0:28:23.240 --> 0:28:27.200
<v Speaker 2>seems like my car's been broken into and nothing was stolen.

0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Second time it's happened on that street.

0:28:30.440 --> 0:28:32.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's weird that it keeps happening.

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 2>And that car whenever conveniently, when I go up to

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:38.880
<v Speaker 2>it without a key, it's always locked. Like if I

0:28:39.040 --> 0:28:40.800
<v Speaker 2>forget my keys and I opened the door.

0:28:40.640 --> 0:28:43.040
<v Speaker 3>When other people are snooping around.

0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:46.240
<v Speaker 2>I reckon they've got like a spare key or yeah,

0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:47.360
<v Speaker 2>that works with it.

0:28:47.440 --> 0:28:50.440
<v Speaker 3>Like maybe these people are MASDA just don't like you, bro,

0:28:50.480 --> 0:28:52.800
<v Speaker 3>and they're like fuck it, like we're going to fuck.

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:56.120
<v Speaker 2>With this bloke. So annoying man. Anyway, it's been a

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:57.920
<v Speaker 2>bad week for me. I hope you guys are having

0:28:57.920 --> 0:29:01.680
<v Speaker 2>a good one, but yeah, fingers crossed the next week

0:29:01.760 --> 0:29:03.720
<v Speaker 2>goes a bit better. But I am very grateful for

0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:06.720
<v Speaker 2>the weekend we had. It was a very very good time.

0:29:07.800 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I was beer pong tournament. Today is Friday that we're recording.

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Saturday is the tournament. We have ten people competing, five

0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:20.960
<v Speaker 2>teams of two and the spinny wheel. We use it

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:23.440
<v Speaker 2>in our group a lot. We use it to decide

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 2>a lot of things. There was so much excitement around

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 2>the night that we decided to do it early so

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:31.840
<v Speaker 2>that we can work out you know, walkout song, we

0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:35.400
<v Speaker 2>can work out team strategy all that stuff. Have you

0:29:35.400 --> 0:29:37.320
<v Speaker 2>had much team strategy with your teammate.

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:39.000
<v Speaker 3>Well, he's not active in the chat, is he?

0:29:39.080 --> 0:29:42.200
<v Speaker 2>So yes, and I don't think he applied to my

0:29:42.240 --> 0:29:43.600
<v Speaker 2>message from six months ago.

0:29:43.760 --> 0:29:45.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm on my ones. I'm expecting to just have to

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:48.840
<v Speaker 3>play a solo tournament to be honest, or maybe get

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:51.760
<v Speaker 3>Glenn involved like Evans Dad or whatever.

0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:55.800
<v Speaker 2>So we've got a double elimination tournament at Evans House,

0:29:55.800 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 2>which is where these events always happen. Apart from the

0:29:59.120 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 2>darts one, but that's fine. The beer pong one is

0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:06.920
<v Speaker 2>very exciting. We did the spinning wheel. My name was

0:30:06.960 --> 0:30:10.360
<v Speaker 2>actually first. It's funny when that happens because I do

0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:12.320
<v Speaker 2>the wheel, so it looks like I've rigged it, but

0:30:12.400 --> 0:30:15.400
<v Speaker 2>you can't rig the wheel anyway. So my name went first.

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:18.160
<v Speaker 2>And then I had one of any one of nine

0:30:18.200 --> 0:30:20.600
<v Speaker 2>people that were going to be on my team, and

0:30:21.360 --> 0:30:24.320
<v Speaker 2>there was probably three or four that I didn't want

0:30:24.320 --> 0:30:27.240
<v Speaker 2>it to be, and luckily I got one that was

0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:29.400
<v Speaker 2>in that top six that I was happy with. I've

0:30:29.400 --> 0:30:32.920
<v Speaker 2>got Andrew. Andrew's a solid player. We have good energy,

0:30:32.920 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 2>good bands with each other, so I'm happy with that.

0:30:35.960 --> 0:30:39.080
<v Speaker 2>We've picked walkout song as well this morning. Actually, yep, yep,

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 2>it's quite like I didn't expect there to be a

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 2>walkout thing, but Evan said he's going to get the

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:45.760
<v Speaker 2>smoke machine up and runs and we're going to walk

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:47.360
<v Speaker 2>down the stairs into that room.

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:47.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so that'll be elite excited for that. You drew Frank,

0:30:52.400 --> 0:30:54.840
<v Speaker 2>who's the least active in the group and who doesn't

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 2>show up to much.

0:30:55.560 --> 0:30:57.880
<v Speaker 3>I've never played a game of beer pong with him before.

0:30:57.960 --> 0:30:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, a team mate, but it'll be interesting.

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:01.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what his skills like.

0:31:01.320 --> 0:31:03.800
<v Speaker 2>If there was a betting market, he would have been

0:31:03.840 --> 0:31:06.440
<v Speaker 2>at the longest odds to win the tournament. Do you

0:31:06.480 --> 0:31:08.400
<v Speaker 2>bring those odds down by I.

0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Can carry him, Yeah, I'm confident.

0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 2>You just need him to get through the games. I

0:31:12.800 --> 0:31:14.959
<v Speaker 2>think that's the main and rock up.

0:31:15.120 --> 0:31:18.360
<v Speaker 3>But in a way, if he's not there and I'm

0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:21.400
<v Speaker 3>playing by myself, like I get two shots, yeah, like

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:25.400
<v Speaker 3>that's but it's also kind of boring just to be

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:27.720
<v Speaker 3>on my ones like it. It kind of takes away

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:28.040
<v Speaker 3>from the.

0:31:28.000 --> 0:31:29.480
<v Speaker 2>Fact I think Evan did that in one of the

0:31:29.520 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 2>tournaments we did, and I felt sorry for him.

0:31:32.560 --> 0:31:34.320
<v Speaker 3>I didn't like Zach was on his own on New

0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:36.360
<v Speaker 3>Year's Eve. I think too, it's not that fun when

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:37.200
<v Speaker 3>you're in a doubles.

0:31:37.320 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't even like playing against the solo. Yeah, because

0:31:39.920 --> 0:31:44.360
<v Speaker 2>it's like weird energy. Yeah, hopefully Frank shows up. You

0:31:44.440 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 2>need like three reserves, like emergencies in the footy.

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:51.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's rogs away, which is I was genuinely next weekend,

0:31:51.880 --> 0:31:54.840
<v Speaker 3>I thought I was going to say, like, surely, I'll

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:56.920
<v Speaker 3>just bring Rog. He can just hang out with us

0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:59.720
<v Speaker 3>in case Frank doesn't show to be my reserve.

0:32:00.080 --> 0:32:02.240
<v Speaker 2>He was a reserve for the darts tournament. But Frank

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 2>pulled out thirty minutes before the tournament. That was insanely

0:32:05.920 --> 0:32:07.840
<v Speaker 2>That's what I think is going to happen. That'll be

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes before. Yeah, it's an early start, four thirty,

0:32:12.120 --> 0:32:13.800
<v Speaker 2>but it'll be good, very excited.

0:32:13.840 --> 0:32:17.280
<v Speaker 3>Whattch Frank Crows lose, Frank pulls out, I'll just go home. Yeah,

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:19.680
<v Speaker 3>I'll get there at five. I'm a home at five thirty.

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Make the teams even at least, yeah, we're four teams.

0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:25.760
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, double elimination tournament. That's going to be great fun.

0:32:26.160 --> 0:32:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Very excited for that, and we'll give you a tournament. Yeah,

0:32:31.000 --> 0:32:35.640
<v Speaker 2>and I'd say Dill Buckley and Jared Moore would probably

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 2>be like in the top two favorite. Yeah, but Jared

0:32:39.400 --> 0:32:39.920
<v Speaker 2>Moore has.

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<v Speaker 3>A b your injury on the shooting hand, Yeah.

0:32:41.800 --> 0:32:45.800
<v Speaker 2>I think it is pinky. It's one of these two fingers.

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 3>That throws the balance off a little bit.

0:32:47.160 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 2>A little bit, but his main fingers are there because

0:32:50.560 --> 0:32:52.720
<v Speaker 2>he said he can play PlayStation, but his finger just

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:55.840
<v Speaker 2>sticks out. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, so that'll be good fun.

0:32:55.840 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 2>We'll give you guys an update on that. A couple

0:32:58.400 --> 0:33:00.000
<v Speaker 2>of quick things before we get into the main part.

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<v Speaker 2>Gorilla question. So this has been everywhere the last couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days. One gorilla verse one hundred men? Who are

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<v Speaker 2>you taking?

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<v Speaker 3>Depends on the hundred men? Yeah, Like, surely one hundred

0:33:12.960 --> 0:33:15.080
<v Speaker 3>is a lot. Now Gorilla's got mad strengths, So the

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 3>first few swings could take quite a lot out. But

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:21.680
<v Speaker 3>once you start crowding it, could they defeat it? Like

0:33:21.760 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 3>you put in, is it just one hundred randoms? If

0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:27.720
<v Speaker 3>it's like one hundred fighters, I think they can win.

0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:32.520
<v Speaker 2>What if it's one hundred twenty to forty year old men, like,

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:34.200
<v Speaker 2>and they're just hand picked from.

0:33:34.640 --> 0:33:36.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to think how you'd win start eye gouging.

0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:39.880
<v Speaker 3>Maybe the gorillas get tired. I've never really seen them

0:33:39.920 --> 0:33:43.600
<v Speaker 3>fight humans before. They've got crazy strength they have, I

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:44.080
<v Speaker 3>can see it.

0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:47.720
<v Speaker 2>They have incredibly thick skin that you can't pierce. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:52.200
<v Speaker 2>and there's no weapons that we have. Their face is hard,

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:56.480
<v Speaker 2>so even trying to eye gouge, they'll probably just bite you.

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they can buy it, but yeah they could. Apparently

0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:03.880
<v Speaker 2>they can throw things, so they can throw people.

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 3>That makes sense, and like a gorilla, it just depends

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:12.160
<v Speaker 3>on the hunter. I think, like because some meta gorillas,

0:34:12.200 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 3>how do you get do you know what I mean?

0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:16.719
<v Speaker 3>There's seven foot men who are like they're not human? Yea,

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:19.160
<v Speaker 3>so maybe one hundred of them could suck it up.

0:34:19.560 --> 0:34:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Kill a gorilla, Like, I don't know how to actually

0:34:22.800 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 2>murder it when you don't have weapons. Yeah, it would

0:34:25.120 --> 0:34:27.239
<v Speaker 2>just have to be one hundred hits to the head

0:34:27.239 --> 0:34:29.560
<v Speaker 2>at a time. Yeah, you have to throw an hour,

0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:32.040
<v Speaker 2>you have to. But I think it's just incredibly strong.

0:34:32.120 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh, have crazy strength.

0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:35.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm still going gorilla. But then I've made this one

0:34:35.840 --> 0:34:38.600
<v Speaker 2>up just before we started, and I don't know how

0:34:38.600 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 2>we would kill them either. But four lions two hundred.

0:34:42.840 --> 0:34:45.200
<v Speaker 3>Men, I feel like it's like two hundred men. Okay,

0:34:45.200 --> 0:34:50.520
<v Speaker 3>what about I think lions have more like their skin

0:34:50.560 --> 0:34:52.520
<v Speaker 3>and stuff, you can you can really get them. They

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:54.960
<v Speaker 3>don't have rock hard skin. I know they're fierce animals,

0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:57.440
<v Speaker 3>but I do think you could overwhelm them with volume.

0:34:57.640 --> 0:35:03.480
<v Speaker 2>A lion four lions, one hundred men. Now it's more

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:07.040
<v Speaker 2>even because lines.

0:35:06.640 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Are, but I don't know if they're necessarily capable where

0:35:10.600 --> 0:35:12.799
<v Speaker 3>it's a gorilla can take on a few at once.

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:15.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm confident that. I don't know if a line really could,

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:18.880
<v Speaker 3>because say you sacrifice one or two the lines gnawing

0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:22.800
<v Speaker 3>on them, you going behind. Imagine just laying in, bang bang,

0:35:22.880 --> 0:35:25.759
<v Speaker 3>headkick like John Jones could head kick a lion and

0:35:25.840 --> 0:35:28.279
<v Speaker 3>knock it out clean. I reckon for sure, bro, I

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:30.080
<v Speaker 3>think their heads way like fifty keys.

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:30.560
<v Speaker 2>I reckon.

0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:32.359
<v Speaker 3>I reckon he could.

0:35:33.880 --> 0:35:37.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't think two hundred men beat

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:39.359
<v Speaker 2>four lines. Yeah, I really do.

0:35:39.440 --> 0:35:42.080
<v Speaker 3>I'd actually i'd punt on that one hundred. It's close.

0:35:43.719 --> 0:35:45.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, it's tough.

0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:49.919
<v Speaker 2>Lines aren't like people say that tigers are more dangerous. Yeah,

0:35:50.120 --> 0:35:50.960
<v Speaker 2>tigers are fast.

0:35:51.120 --> 0:35:53.240
<v Speaker 3>Line's not going to be an easy, like an easy

0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:57.040
<v Speaker 3>thing to beat. But I've seen, I swear I've seen

0:35:57.200 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 3>lines get fucked up in nature shows like One v

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 3>One bro. See, I've never seen really a gorilla do

0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:06.600
<v Speaker 3>anything aggressive, but I've seen them at zoos like when

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 3>and they are just an imposing figure. Yeah, Like they

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 3>just they look just like they could snap at any

0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:15.320
<v Speaker 3>moment and just destroy everyone.

0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 2>All right, So they're just way strongly, way strong, double

0:36:18.280 --> 0:36:20.919
<v Speaker 2>strength and stuff. Yeah, I don't know. It's a tough one.

0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:24.400
<v Speaker 3>It's really like I would really love to see it

0:36:24.440 --> 0:36:27.160
<v Speaker 3>put to the test. Yeah, i'd pay one hundred dollars

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 3>pay for you to watch that ship.

0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:33.719
<v Speaker 2>Bro, the gorilla one Yeah, one hundred men? And yeah

0:36:33.880 --> 0:36:36.280
<v Speaker 2>is it just a hundred athletic men? If it's one hundred,

0:36:37.520 --> 0:36:41.960
<v Speaker 2>I take them, yeah maybe, like oh, but a hundred

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:46.560
<v Speaker 2>like bands, I don't think you can. I don't even

0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:48.759
<v Speaker 2>know if you can break bones of the gorilla. It's

0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:51.840
<v Speaker 2>that strong. So like I'm just trying to think the

0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:53.160
<v Speaker 2>way that you kill them.

0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 3>I would assume you just attack the eyes and at

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:59.080
<v Speaker 3>least blind it. Yeah, rip them eyeballs out.

0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm still want to take gorilla just I'll take Gorilla

0:37:05.040 --> 0:37:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Tip of the week. I just wanted to do this quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just a little tip to people who might

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:15.000
<v Speaker 2>not have one, but just have a barber that knows

0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:18.319
<v Speaker 2>how to cut hair, or like have a hairdresser if

0:37:18.320 --> 0:37:20.040
<v Speaker 2>you're a girl that knows how to do your hair,

0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:26.000
<v Speaker 2>barber or hairdresser. Because for many years, from like when

0:37:26.000 --> 0:37:31.239
<v Speaker 2>I was born until like nineteen evenep, you saw how

0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:34.200
<v Speaker 2>my hair got when I was like eighteen, Oh crazy, bro,

0:37:34.239 --> 0:37:37.760
<v Speaker 2>it was getting like an afroep out like this because

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I didn't value a barber or anything because I was

0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:45.200
<v Speaker 2>just seeing Indian blokes down the road. Excellent haircut ten dollars, yeah,

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:47.480
<v Speaker 2>because of cheap and it just gets it done. Come

0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:50.360
<v Speaker 2>and Dad were like, that's all you need. And then

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:52.799
<v Speaker 2>I met Ubai who does my hair now he's been

0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:54.640
<v Speaker 2>doing it for three years or something, and yeah, it's

0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:56.879
<v Speaker 2>not incredible right now, I haven't seen him for a month.

0:37:56.960 --> 0:38:02.000
<v Speaker 2>But the power of a hair haircut, the confidence you

0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:06.360
<v Speaker 2>can feel after one, it's worth its weight in gold.

0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:09.400
<v Speaker 2>It's actually worth the money. Like after a haircut, you

0:38:09.480 --> 0:38:14.080
<v Speaker 2>feel good, look good, perform better. Everything's better. So if

0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:16.960
<v Speaker 2>you are seeing just a shitty hair like you can

0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:21.280
<v Speaker 2>actually change your whole look and confidence and vibe. And

0:38:21.480 --> 0:38:23.520
<v Speaker 2>you even see a trim beauty and the geek and

0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:25.680
<v Speaker 2>stuff like those guys get a new trim, a little

0:38:25.719 --> 0:38:29.440
<v Speaker 2>beard up and they're good. So yeah, that's tip of

0:38:29.440 --> 0:38:31.920
<v Speaker 2>the week. Tip of the week. Get a barber that

0:38:32.000 --> 0:38:35.640
<v Speaker 2>knows what they're doing and stick to them if you

0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 2>like them, or just keep testing the waters until you

0:38:38.680 --> 0:38:42.920
<v Speaker 2>find something you like. So that's my tip. Voice message.

0:38:43.160 --> 0:38:44.759
<v Speaker 2>Can you get JB's up?

0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh what a man he is.

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<v Speaker 1>We hope you're enjoying the Jamo and Dylan Show. It's

0:38:49.600 --> 0:38:51.920
<v Speaker 1>now time to have your stories heard and your questions

0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:55.160
<v Speaker 1>answered to be featured on the potty message the boys

0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:58.920
<v Speaker 1>at Jamo and Dylan on Instagram JB Time.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go quick question for the.

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<v Speaker 4>Potty do you guys reckon? It's weird if you date

0:39:06.640 --> 0:39:09.719
<v Speaker 4>someone with the same name as your sister or your mom.

0:39:10.000 --> 0:39:11.960
<v Speaker 4>Not coming from experience, but I'm just curious what you

0:39:11.960 --> 0:39:12.479
<v Speaker 4>guys think.

0:39:12.800 --> 0:39:15.839
<v Speaker 3>Like, if they're the perfect girl but.

0:39:15.840 --> 0:39:18.520
<v Speaker 4>They have the same name as your sister or your mom,

0:39:18.840 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 4>are they dable?

0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yes, if they're The Perfect Girl is what it is, Like,

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:28.120
<v Speaker 2>I it's obviously it's more of like a weird coincidence.

0:39:28.160 --> 0:39:31.360
<v Speaker 3>I don't think there's any like sort of creepy weirdness

0:39:31.400 --> 0:39:31.719
<v Speaker 3>about it.

0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:34.600
<v Speaker 2>I know. No, it's just if you hear the name,

0:39:35.239 --> 0:39:37.160
<v Speaker 2>it would be like, oh is it you or you

0:39:37.200 --> 0:39:40.160
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, yeah, I don't think it is.

0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:42.640
<v Speaker 3>The I think the novelty would wear off after like

0:39:42.960 --> 0:39:45.080
<v Speaker 3>a week a week. Yeah, it's nothing in the end.

0:39:45.160 --> 0:39:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you would probably have a nickname or something

0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:51.840
<v Speaker 2>that's different anyway. You'd create that quite early, so I think.

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:53.760
<v Speaker 3>It would only be like it'd be interesting at first

0:39:53.800 --> 0:39:54.840
<v Speaker 3>and then it would just be nothing.

0:39:54.920 --> 0:39:57.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not a deal breaker whatsoever. And especially if

0:39:57.840 --> 0:39:58.719
<v Speaker 2>they're the perfect.

0:39:58.400 --> 0:39:59.520
<v Speaker 3>I've already forgot about it.

0:39:59.719 --> 0:40:03.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's fine. So yeah, after a week, I

0:40:03.160 --> 0:40:05.400
<v Speaker 2>can how some people maybe would be uncomfortable with it,

0:40:05.440 --> 0:40:07.520
<v Speaker 2>but we'll get over it. Grow up.

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:10.400
<v Speaker 3>It's like they have the same hair color. I can't date, Like,

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:10.839
<v Speaker 3>come on.

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Adults, here confessions. So these are the stories and let's

0:40:16.160 --> 0:40:20.239
<v Speaker 2>get into them. Will fly through them today. There's some

0:40:20.280 --> 0:40:21.680
<v Speaker 2>good ones. Let's do it.

0:40:21.680 --> 0:40:25.279
<v Speaker 1>It's now time to dive into your deepest and darkest confessions.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's hear what the people have to get off their chest. Alrighty,

0:40:29.200 --> 0:40:31.440
<v Speaker 2>first one, I'll roll into this one. You can do

0:40:31.480 --> 0:40:34.600
<v Speaker 2>the next. So me and my five friends went on

0:40:34.640 --> 0:40:41.560
<v Speaker 2>holiday to grease. Also, this is a famous TikToker, famous superstar.

0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:44.839
<v Speaker 2>We won't drop the name, though. So me and my

0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:47.799
<v Speaker 2>five friends went on holiday to grease. Everyone in the

0:40:47.840 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 2>group was cuffed except me, but Greg. One of my

0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:55.120
<v Speaker 2>boys came solo because his girl couldn't make it. Gregor,

0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I'd just come out of a three year relationship, and

0:40:58.080 --> 0:41:00.640
<v Speaker 2>since we were heading to a party island, I was

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:06.040
<v Speaker 2>on pure demon time. I needed fun, freedom and beautiful women.

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:10.400
<v Speaker 3>It's like a video game where it sounds like they

0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 3>started GTA or some shit.

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:15.319
<v Speaker 2>One night, it was just me and Greg out. The

0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:18.120
<v Speaker 2>others were being boring and staying in. We hit this

0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:21.080
<v Speaker 2>wild club and ended up talking to two German girls.

0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Greg plays perfect wingman, keeping her friend entertained while I

0:41:25.480 --> 0:41:28.520
<v Speaker 2>focus on mine. We're dancing on these stripper poles and

0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:31.000
<v Speaker 2>I start making out with the girl. I look over

0:41:31.160 --> 0:41:33.600
<v Speaker 2>and no word of a lie. Greg is also kissing

0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:37.319
<v Speaker 2>the other one. He's supposed to be proposing. When he

0:41:37.320 --> 0:41:41.240
<v Speaker 2>gets back ring bought plans made that moment's been living

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 2>rent free in my head for a year. I haven't

0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:48.640
<v Speaker 2>told a soul until now. Anyway, they're engaged now. So

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:54.719
<v Speaker 2>man's names, I hope. So imagine the poor girlsie that

0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:58.440
<v Speaker 2>she goes. Greg, you went to fucking grease last year? Greg,

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:02.279
<v Speaker 2>your friends TikToker. Should I tell you that bit out? Well,

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:02.960
<v Speaker 2>there's no name.

0:42:03.040 --> 0:42:06.120
<v Speaker 3>You said Akma was on the super pole. It looked

0:42:06.120 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 3>like his name was Akma.

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh this could be anyone.

0:42:09.480 --> 0:42:13.759
<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, I mean that's crazy. Uh.

0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Good story.

0:42:15.760 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 3>All right, We've got one here from a friend of

0:42:18.680 --> 0:42:21.319
<v Speaker 3>the show and a real life friend. Yes, yes, hey,

0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 3>lad's holiday story for you. A few years ago during COVID,

0:42:24.680 --> 0:42:26.640
<v Speaker 3>me and some friends I met while working at us

0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:29.719
<v Speaker 3>at a Ski seven over East were traveling along the

0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:32.800
<v Speaker 3>East Coast ski season East.

0:42:32.640 --> 0:42:33.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah makes sense.

0:42:34.680 --> 0:42:37.680
<v Speaker 3>While stopping in Coffs Harbor, we stayed in an airbnb.

0:42:38.160 --> 0:42:40.279
<v Speaker 3>This house was a normal sized house, but it was

0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:42.920
<v Speaker 3>split in half for some other random sustain one half

0:42:42.960 --> 0:42:45.600
<v Speaker 3>while we were in the other. We shared a backyard

0:42:45.640 --> 0:42:47.680
<v Speaker 3>with them, so got to know them a little. They

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:49.520
<v Speaker 3>were there for work and got picked up by their

0:42:49.560 --> 0:42:53.040
<v Speaker 3>boss each morning. They were pretty scary and sketchy looking.

0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:55.920
<v Speaker 3>One of them also mentioned he could total one of

0:42:55.960 --> 0:42:57.759
<v Speaker 3>our cars for us if we wanted to claim some

0:42:57.800 --> 0:43:00.839
<v Speaker 3>insurance on it, which was a bite, but they came

0:43:00.880 --> 0:43:04.200
<v Speaker 3>across as pretty friendly blokes. On about the fourth night,

0:43:04.320 --> 0:43:06.160
<v Speaker 3>one of the neighbors from the other half of the

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:08.799
<v Speaker 3>house asked one of the girls if she could drive

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:12.439
<v Speaker 3>them to Coles to grab some dinner. She accepted, took

0:43:12.480 --> 0:43:14.920
<v Speaker 3>them to Coals and back. They gave her fifty dollars

0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:17.560
<v Speaker 3>for her troubles and also gave us all heaps of

0:43:17.560 --> 0:43:19.440
<v Speaker 3>the food they bought, so we're thinking, what a win.

0:43:19.520 --> 0:43:23.319
<v Speaker 3>These guys are all right. The following morning they asked

0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 3>if they could borrow one of our cars for the

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:27.160
<v Speaker 3>day to use for work and return in the evening.

0:43:27.840 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 3>He said yes, as we had two other cars we

0:43:30.120 --> 0:43:33.440
<v Speaker 3>could use. They exchanged numbers to keep in contact. The

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:35.920
<v Speaker 3>next day comes along. No car has been returned, but

0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:38.960
<v Speaker 3>we thought maybe he's just running late. Sends a few

0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:41.280
<v Speaker 3>texts through an update and thought we'll see what happens.

0:43:41.560 --> 0:43:43.720
<v Speaker 3>Later in the afternoon, the owner of the car checks

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:46.640
<v Speaker 3>his phone to see tolls from Sydney, four hour drive

0:43:46.640 --> 0:43:49.239
<v Speaker 3>from Coff's Harbor being charged on his phone for his car.

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<v Speaker 3>This is when we knew for sure they'd stole the car.

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<v Speaker 3>The owner contacts police and the police say that because

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<v Speaker 3>the owner handed the keys over to them, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>complicated issue and they couldn't seize the car. So we

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<v Speaker 3>had to try all the way to Noosa, crossing COVID

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<v Speaker 3>borders illegally with a higher car. And then this is

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<v Speaker 3>some things the of the text. So this is a

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<v Speaker 3>text to the guy insert name. I really need my

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<v Speaker 3>car back. I'm only nineteen in car to afford to

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<v Speaker 3>buy a new car. Just tell me where I can

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<v Speaker 3>find it. I'll pick it up. Insert name. You've stolen

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<v Speaker 3>my car. I need you to bring it back now. Sorry, bro,

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't had a phone. I took it to Sydney

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<v Speaker 3>to get money. When I got to Sydney, I bumped

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<v Speaker 3>into this guy I owed money and I did a

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<v Speaker 3>runner and I think he's got your car. I'll try

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<v Speaker 3>to find it, BROA give me twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. So he stole the car, then it got

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<v Speaker 2>stolen from him, Yeah, but if because he handed it over,

0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:45.799
<v Speaker 2>because he hand you hand the keys over, apparently that

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<v Speaker 2>complicates it. But I reckon that the bloke who stole

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<v Speaker 2>it gave it to someone to pay him back for

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<v Speaker 2>something instead of.

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<v Speaker 3>He's gone, mate, I've got a fucking new car for

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<v Speaker 3>you here, like, let's go all right onto the next

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<v Speaker 3>Always got a crazy travel story for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Last year I flew from Brisbane to London for holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the airport at Gatwick when I ran

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<v Speaker 2>into my old primary school friend that I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 2>in ten years.

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<v Speaker 3>Gaudy, I've been there.

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<v Speaker 2>We both couldn't believe we saw each other. Fast forward

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<v Speaker 2>one week we saw each other again at Stonehenge, and

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<v Speaker 2>to put the cherry on top, saw each other again

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<v Speaker 2>on the flight from Gatwick to Dubai and Dubai to Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 2>I still can't get my head around the fact we

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<v Speaker 2>hadn't seen each other for ten years and we live

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<v Speaker 2>not far from each other, but when we go to

0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:36.000
<v Speaker 2>the other side of the world we ran into each

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<v Speaker 2>other three times. Keep up the awesome work, guys. Love

0:45:39.400 --> 0:45:41.319
<v Speaker 2>listening to you guys on the job site. I like

0:45:41.360 --> 0:45:44.640
<v Speaker 2>stuff like that. Great coincidences for sure.

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:47.400
<v Speaker 3>Classic MAGA trip with the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Lose guys from England.

0:45:49.080 --> 0:45:51.960
<v Speaker 3>Who'd have thought the Fellers spending their afternoons, fake drowning

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<v Speaker 3>in the pool would get some action.

0:45:53.840 --> 0:45:54.320
<v Speaker 2>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>It was day two. We're out on the strip and

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<v Speaker 3>our kid is necking on with his bird for half night.

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<v Speaker 3>Laddo disappears for a good hour. Laddo spawns back into

0:46:05.520 --> 0:46:08.720
<v Speaker 3>Tiger Tiger with mud all up his back and crack. Reckon,

0:46:08.760 --> 0:46:11.360
<v Speaker 3>he'd been shagging this girl in the bushes. I believe

0:46:11.440 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 3>him by the state of his crack on show. She

0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:17.360
<v Speaker 3>stood there with him, both happy as Larry. Laddo cleans

0:46:17.440 --> 0:46:19.719
<v Speaker 3>himself up a bit and heads into bar to get

0:46:19.719 --> 0:46:22.080
<v Speaker 3>a drink kind of in more than five minutes, and

0:46:22.120 --> 0:46:24.400
<v Speaker 3>this bird he's just shagged in bushes is necking on

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<v Speaker 3>with another lad from our group. Ladder, that's the easiest

0:46:27.320 --> 0:46:31.200
<v Speaker 3>yellow card given. Old mate comes back fresh drink in

0:46:31.280 --> 0:46:33.319
<v Speaker 3>hand to have his heart broken at such a sight.

0:46:33.680 --> 0:46:37.200
<v Speaker 3>Second yellow, straight red five match band, let me know

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<v Speaker 3>your verdict on this night gets messy. The group splits up,

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:42.200
<v Speaker 3>and the following morning we gather on the balcony for

0:46:42.239 --> 0:46:45.879
<v Speaker 3>the debrief. Turns out our boy Franco has also got

0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:49.240
<v Speaker 3>some success with the same bird, absolutely criminal from.

0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:56.040
<v Speaker 2>Him, same bird too. Wow, what a story, Laddo I

0:46:56.200 --> 0:47:00.520
<v Speaker 2>like that. I like that a lot. Keep it anonymous worries.

0:47:01.320 --> 0:47:03.200
<v Speaker 2>When I was at school He's in twenty twenty two,

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<v Speaker 2>had some guy come over that I met at the

0:47:06.160 --> 0:47:09.400
<v Speaker 2>club for a sneaky link. Was supposed to be a

0:47:09.480 --> 0:47:12.879
<v Speaker 2>high and by situation decided to leave, but come back

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<v Speaker 2>the next morning to eat the cheeseboard with all the girls,

0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:17.800
<v Speaker 2>sat and watched the cricket in our hotel for the

0:47:17.880 --> 0:47:21.000
<v Speaker 2>next three hours. All the girls hinted at him to leave,

0:47:21.160 --> 0:47:23.719
<v Speaker 2>but he bought a case of VB and didn't leave

0:47:23.840 --> 0:47:27.759
<v Speaker 2>till he finished. Girls also sat in the room with

0:47:27.800 --> 0:47:31.560
<v Speaker 2>a jbl blasting Baseline Junkie to drown out the sound.

0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:35.320
<v Speaker 2>The speaker went flat, big l for every woman that night.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't written very well.

0:47:37.120 --> 0:47:39.120
<v Speaker 3>Neither was this one, so I skipped the next one.

0:47:39.320 --> 0:47:43.640
<v Speaker 3>Went to the US with my late great best mate Rip.

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<v Speaker 3>We were toward the end of our trip and starting

0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:49.680
<v Speaker 3>to get on each other's nerves a bit. We went

0:47:49.719 --> 0:47:52.520
<v Speaker 3>to the National Championship for college football when we picked

0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:55.319
<v Speaker 3>a team each. My team won, but my mate wasn't

0:47:55.320 --> 0:47:58.040
<v Speaker 3>happy with it, and after the game gave me a push.

0:47:58.320 --> 0:48:00.839
<v Speaker 3>I swung at him and he ducked walked me down

0:48:00.920 --> 0:48:02.880
<v Speaker 3>the stairs in a headlock, and I tripped and landed

0:48:02.920 --> 0:48:04.360
<v Speaker 3>on my face and had a black eye, and we

0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:06.600
<v Speaker 3>had to get broken up by the security in front

0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:09.680
<v Speaker 3>of a packed Levi stadium. Laughed it off the next day.

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<v Speaker 3>Is if nothing happened?

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<v Speaker 2>But how does that escalate to that? When support the team?

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy, bro, Relax man, I read this clems in sock.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>This is one that I actually read last night. It's

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<v Speaker 2>actually really sad. Oh okay, but funny, it's funny, Okay, good.

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<v Speaker 2>My parents told me halfway to Dubai that they were

0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:42.479
<v Speaker 2>getting a divorce. It's a long flight. We were going

0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:47.279
<v Speaker 2>to Europe for one last family holiday. Imagine that. Tell

0:48:47.320 --> 0:48:50.520
<v Speaker 2>them after you're on the way. You haven't even got

0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 2>to Europe yet. You're in Dubai. Yep, you're on the

0:48:52.760 --> 0:48:55.319
<v Speaker 2>way to Dubai. Actually, amen, we're going to get a

0:48:55.360 --> 0:48:57.520
<v Speaker 2>divorce and this is it. We're going to have a

0:48:57.560 --> 0:48:58.040
<v Speaker 2>good trip.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the last time your family's going to be

0:48:59.719 --> 0:49:00.360
<v Speaker 3>happy together.

0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Son, he goes. I managed to book a return ticket

0:49:03.280 --> 0:49:06.440
<v Speaker 2>whilst we were in the air, landed in Dubai, got

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:09.560
<v Speaker 2>a flight straight back to Australia. They continued on with

0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:12.560
<v Speaker 2>my sister and had a lovely time for eight weeks

0:49:12.760 --> 0:49:16.880
<v Speaker 2>before coming home and separating. Fuck that, he says. So

0:49:16.920 --> 0:49:18.720
<v Speaker 2>he didn't want to be involved, but he just missed

0:49:18.719 --> 0:49:21.680
<v Speaker 2>out in an eight week Europe trip. Yep. So who's the

0:49:21.719 --> 0:49:22.240
<v Speaker 2>real winner?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, it's a nice way for them to

0:49:28.520 --> 0:49:31.080
<v Speaker 3>tell you, I guess, but it's also a bit of

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<v Speaker 3>a you know, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Last one of the week. Yeah, last one, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>My friend on a stag do in Benny Dorm was

0:49:40.000 --> 0:49:43.239
<v Speaker 3>boasting his shagged the night before. Once he described the

0:49:43.320 --> 0:49:45.560
<v Speaker 3>lady in question, my other friend brought up a picture

0:49:45.600 --> 0:49:47.800
<v Speaker 3>from Facebook showing in fact it was a bloke he

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:50.279
<v Speaker 3>shagged and he was known to the area. He walked

0:49:50.280 --> 0:49:52.400
<v Speaker 3>around in a wig and would touch people up and

0:49:52.480 --> 0:49:54.719
<v Speaker 3>rob them. Oh, my friend has fuck called a rob.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good story. I like that. So it's actually

0:50:00.320 --> 0:50:02.319
<v Speaker 2>just a bloke, just a bloke, and he just thought

0:50:02.360 --> 0:50:03.120
<v Speaker 2>that it was a chicky.

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<v Speaker 3>It happens.

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<v Speaker 2>But what did he say?

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes twice in one night?

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<v Speaker 2>Eh? Oh God, good story, great stories. Thanks for sending

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<v Speaker 2>those in, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Great episode. Enjoyed it very much. If you enjoyed it,

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