Speaker 1: Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to The
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're on the way that Dance Bra Little Man
Speaker 2: trip with before. Gooday, guys, and welcome back to another
Speaker 2: episode of The Jammo and Dylan Show. It's been a
Speaker 2: while since you've heard our voice. A couple of weeks,
Speaker 2: very very long time away from our voice. But we're here,
Speaker 2: we're back. We hope you enjoy this episode. We've got
Speaker 2: plenty to talk about. We've got the wash up from
Speaker 2: our trip down south, and then we've got to come
Speaker 2: down from the trip, which has just been the last
Speaker 2: few days. I'll delve into it in a little while,
Speaker 2: but you know, it was a great trip and it's
Speaker 2: been hard to adjust back to normal life post trip.
Speaker 2: We've got a few other questions, and we also put
Speaker 2: the call out on Instagram for your best or favorite
Speaker 2: holiday stories, whether they're yours or a friends. You know,
Speaker 2: it's a travel time coming up for a lot of
Speaker 2: people around the world, you know, whether they're traveling to
Speaker 2: Europe for summer from from down here.
Speaker 3: A lot of people going.
Speaker 2: Or doing the opposite, you know, coming down here for winter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which I don't think many people do.
Speaker 3: It's still a summer in a way.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, it definitely is. I mean, what yesterday here
Speaker 2: was a third.
Speaker 3: Casual, A casual, today's a casual. Twenty five feels like fifteen,
Speaker 3: Oh it does.
Speaker 2: But if you guys haven't noticed, we have been popping
Speaker 2: some a's at the end of our words. So, like
Speaker 2: I just said, third, yeah, that's just something that we've
Speaker 2: been doing lately.
Speaker 3: It really started from the punter. Yeah, we love a little.
Speaker 2: Punting, a little bit on the pony, little gamble here
Speaker 2: and there, but responsibly punter. We love chucking a couple
Speaker 2: of a's at the end. Oh yeah, punter, So yeah,
Speaker 2: third are potter.
Speaker 3: Potter's good.
Speaker 2: We love dropping a padario. But that's a bit different.
Speaker 2: That's a bit of like a different vibe. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And we've also got a big, big beer pong tournament
Speaker 2: with ten of the boys on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Probably nine probably shows up my partner, but.
Speaker 2: We'll delve into that soon as well. So the long
Speaker 2: awaited trip down south.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a great weekend.
Speaker 2: It was a decade in the making, yep. So give
Speaker 2: a little backstory to when we first you know, found
Speaker 2: out about this and why we haven't been well.
Speaker 3: Why we haven't been I don't know. Rog's been singy.
Speaker 3: Maybe he didn't value us as friends. But you know
Speaker 3: we've known Rog for go around ten years as friends. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would say that. Yeah, it takes us back to
Speaker 3: around the year nine and Rog has a house down
Speaker 3: south now it's his nun's house. They've bought it there
Speaker 3: as a holiday home slash rental. And it's a beautiful
Speaker 3: house in Dunsbra, lovely near the beach, high ceiling, hi ceilings,
Speaker 3: it's a very nice beach house. It's exactly what you think.
Speaker 3: And look, other people have been there before us.
Speaker 2: Which hurts, it really hurts.
Speaker 3: And we've just been waiting in the wings and we've
Speaker 3: brought it up many times a year, every summer, every winter.
Speaker 3: We've never got the call up and finally we get
Speaker 3: the much awaited invite to the house and Zach long weekend.
Speaker 3: Rog's down there on prack.
Speaker 2: But that's the reason it came along, because he's it's.
Speaker 3: Selfish actually, because he's lonely.
Speaker 2: He's lonely. I'm down there for five weeks doing my
Speaker 2: physioprac Sorry, I'm down there for five weeks doing my
Speaker 2: phizzy prack and I'm going to need someone, they may say.
Speaker 3: But even he missed us, he said, he realized that
Speaker 3: what it was the best time he's going to have.
Speaker 2: Their, probably of his whole life. So he's got the Blues,
Speaker 2: He's got a big blue, the Blues, the Blues, then
Speaker 2: Baby Blues. But no, he yeah, had a big come down.
Speaker 2: Even on the Sunday. He was a bit down. Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was rough on the Sunday, weren't we all.
Speaker 3: I developed a flu or something. Bro For the first
Speaker 3: few I don't know what. I was running down, popping
Speaker 3: quadrels yep.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so it was five of us. Rog was
Speaker 2: down there, obviously, yourself and KLi and myself and Grace
Speaker 2: went down. You got there what around one thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on Friday. Yeah, so that was nice. See Rog
Speaker 3: watched a bit of the footy just.
Speaker 2: The three of you to start.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Rocks fine in any situation. Yeah, Yeah, he's good
Speaker 3: to have around anyone. So yeah, it was chill, no Probs.
Speaker 2: And Grace and I rocked up around four and then
Speaker 2: the band were together, all five of us, and then
Speaker 2: we formulated a plan for the evening. Yes, obviously our
Speaker 2: two teams played against each other. We talk about it
Speaker 2: too much for your sake.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't wasn't a good night.
Speaker 2: We watched the first quarter at the Rog Residents and
Speaker 2: then we were out and about. Then we were out
Speaker 2: and about we went to Bungalow.
Speaker 3: Bungalow was decent.
Speaker 2: Bungalow has a good vice has another name at the
Speaker 2: end of it, but our neighborhood Social or something like that.
Speaker 2: So it's like genuinely like a bungalow that you'd see
Speaker 2: in a movie. But it's very large and also is
Speaker 2: a bar, so that was great. We went there, had
Speaker 2: a little feed, had a few drinks and the first
Speaker 2: night was just a calming you know, a few drinks,
Speaker 2: just chill out, soak in the atmosphere and get prepared
Speaker 2: for the next day. The next day we'd planned a
Speaker 2: wine tour. What a great wine to her was and
Speaker 2: in hindsight Rog said that his cousin potentially wanted to come.
Speaker 3: We never told us, never told us. Still the day
Speaker 3: of that would have evened out.
Speaker 2: The group as well. For three boys, three.
Speaker 3: Two extra seats in the car.
Speaker 2: We did and Rog thought that there was none. Yep,
Speaker 2: so yeah, we bless you. Oh no second normally the
Speaker 2: drops a two bomb.
Speaker 3: Two four or three. Yeah, yeah, that's all right anyway.
Speaker 2: So we booked a driver, lovely lady.
Speaker 3: Shout out, mister picked me up. Shout out Vicky.
Speaker 2: Vicky was she was unright, she was unreal. She really
Speaker 2: was great energy, an English woman company slash business with
Speaker 2: her husband and they run the show down there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man, they were elit on the.
Speaker 2: Ball, almost too much on the ball.
Speaker 3: She was that good yep, giving us some taking photos,
Speaker 3: walking us in, making sure we're getting the right seat.
Speaker 2: She was taking the photos from another planet away, like
Speaker 2: she was going thirty meters back to make sure everything's
Speaker 2: in the shot.
Speaker 3: One thing that was good about down South throughout the day,
Speaker 3: we'll go into it, but we were betting on the
Speaker 3: horses and we had positive feedback. Vicky loved it, and
Speaker 3: then one of the Argentinian girls at the wine tasting
Speaker 3: thought it was She goes, I love what you guys
Speaker 3: are doing. Yeah, and I thinking like this is I
Speaker 3: love the support of one of my favorite sports.
Speaker 2: Because a lot of the time it's negative all.
Speaker 3: These winy fucking shut up honestly, bro.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so we were enjoying that, along with spending time
Speaker 2: with the girls, and along with spending time as a
Speaker 2: big group, it was great a medium sized group. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: but we went to four different wine bars, so who
Speaker 2: want no wine bars? Winery yep, yep. The first one
Speaker 2: swings and roundabout. It's very popular down. I love the
Speaker 2: sheer size of it, the grass area. You've got kids
Speaker 2: running around, families everywhere. Good service, good service. Yep.
Speaker 3: They're not stingy with the wine tastings, which I like.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And basically all of us were winning races
Speaker 2: here and there. But we we love the jockeys, we
Speaker 2: love the sport. We've really grown into it and we
Speaker 2: know a lot more so that was a lot more
Speaker 2: weight in our hearts for it. Oh, we're really starting
Speaker 2: to understand the sport now. Yeah, and we might be
Speaker 2: unbeatable soon. And it was the richest day in wa racing,
Speaker 2: a five million dollar race, but we won't bore you
Speaker 2: with that. Really. The wine tour was great, but it
Speaker 2: all came down to the final winery. We went to.
Speaker 3: Perhaps Winery, a kind of a really pretty spot but
Speaker 3: also some weird energy there.
Speaker 2: Weird energy, weird energy there, a bit colty. When we
Speaker 2: walked in, it was like, okay, I understand it, like
Speaker 2: you get to pick your own wine to get thirty
Speaker 2: minutes to basically drink as much as you want. Yep,
Speaker 2: within reason. But we went there and the big race,
Speaker 2: the Quaker right rot a bit of context. Rock had
Speaker 2: already won money throughout the day, so he's let's say four, ye,
Speaker 2: he's up a fair bit. So he took a little
Speaker 2: bit out of his account and said, I'll keep that
Speaker 2: for myself.
Speaker 3: That's a good day, which was a smart choice.
Speaker 2: But then he loaded up on Lucy Fiori Generosity for
Speaker 2: a Place, and Lucy Fury's our favorite jockey for those
Speaker 2: who don't know, she's a late twenties female jockey here
Speaker 2: in Perth and she is just having a.
Speaker 3: Great seas underrated and overlooked.
Speaker 2: No one gave this horse a chance, but we didn't
Speaker 2: really think it was going to win.
Speaker 3: But we thought it was a chance for a place,
Speaker 3: a sneak.
Speaker 2: In the place, as she would say, a very sneaky place,
Speaker 2: because it was overlooked and underappreciated, like you're saying. And
Speaker 2: we've watched it live and we've watched it on TV,
Speaker 2: so we were very excited for what it could do.
Speaker 3: And it came home, came home. Do you know what,
Speaker 3: if we had have looked had a specific stat to
Speaker 3: do with overpass that we realized yesterday, I would have
Speaker 3: been even more confident place from Lucy honestly.
Speaker 2: So she basically she came third, which was an incredible achievement.
Speaker 2: That Donkey Rog popped a fair bit of money on it,
Speaker 2: and he went home with one point one k that bed.
Speaker 2: I think it was fifteen hundred total, y yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I think he turned it into eleven hundred that one
Speaker 3: fifty and.
Speaker 2: Then he was quite generous with the money and paid
Speaker 2: for drinks, paid for dinners. He was very nice with
Speaker 2: that money and shared it and spread the love, spread
Speaker 2: the joy. And that was a big night for us
Speaker 2: because we got back at around four point thirty. We
Speaker 2: went to the tavern. YEP, we had a few more drinks.
Speaker 2: The girls didn't like their wines, so we polished.
Speaker 3: Energy there energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's a tab evan tab energy tab Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: getting mixed up between the two. Yeah, So it was
Speaker 2: interesting energy, but we still liked it. It wasn't like
Speaker 2: the greatest energy you ever have. That's just normal. And
Speaker 2: then we went back. We went to coal so the
Speaker 2: girls went and did some shopping for a big barbecue
Speaker 2: that night, so cooked up on the barbecue you would
Speaker 2: lead barbecue us yew was that night. And then we
Speaker 2: were just there behind, you know, keeping your company, getting
Speaker 2: the table sorded, just being like secondhand.
Speaker 3: Men, and you know we were eating. We were really
Speaker 3: just fueling up.
Speaker 2: We're fueling up to continue. Ye. Now, for those who've
Speaker 2: been down to Dunsbro, which is where we were staying,
Speaker 2: night life is not what it's known for. No, we
Speaker 2: knew this, but we wanted to test the waters, see
Speaker 2: what's out there. And we went back to Bungalow and it.
Speaker 3: Was just kind of boring but you could it's fine,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't anything.
Speaker 2: It's safe to say it was very boring. But it's
Speaker 2: a nice spot to go and a here and a
Speaker 2: couple of drinks, you know, decent pub vibes. But yeah,
Speaker 2: we were like, we need to get out of here
Speaker 2: because we're on a high right now because Rob's won
Speaker 2: heaves of money and this is our main night of
Speaker 2: the trip. So we went to Harbar Harbor where I've
Speaker 2: got a place, this pirate bar in a shopping mall yep,
Speaker 2: next to a Dominoes. You would not expect there to
Speaker 2: be a bar in this shopping center now at all.
Speaker 3: It's the weirdest location of a bar ever.
Speaker 2: You look at Dominoes and you think, I don't really
Speaker 2: want to walk over there. It's a bit weird. Vibes
Speaker 2: next door, yeah, pirate themed, shipwrecked, small and packed, very small,
Speaker 2: like what do you reckon two of this room? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: if even you just can't see this room. But it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it wasn't a big room, very small, but music like
Speaker 2: music wasn't great, but music's pumping.
Speaker 3: DJ thought he was on.
Speaker 2: He thought he was on a bit too much, I
Speaker 2: think because the dance floor wasn't that it wasn't going off.
Speaker 2: But that was probably the most party atmosphere you could
Speaker 2: find in town that night.
Speaker 3: Yes, no doubt about that.
Speaker 2: We also went for a walk after that, so we
Speaker 2: will shout out that place har bar if you want
Speaker 2: to go check it out. And bumped into a couple
Speaker 2: of blokes who wanted to know where the spot was,
Speaker 2: but we don't know where the spot was. They're living there,
Speaker 2: they are living there, so they should have known better.
Speaker 2: And then we went to a place that wasn't even open. No,
Speaker 2: what was it called got campground or some shit, Yeah,
Speaker 2: something like that. Anyway, so we went there and online
Speaker 2: it said they were open. Rog was persistent. By this stage,
Speaker 2: we're all very drunk.
Speaker 3: It's probably around ten thirty eleven.
Speaker 2: It's safe to say Rog scamp it over there. H
Speaker 2: He scamped over there and we could hear music. So
Speaker 2: you and the girls hung back just because you were like,
Speaker 2: it's not open. I didn't believe it was open, and
Speaker 2: I was just going to a company rogh. Rog basically
Speaker 2: storms in the joint. Every light is off, he can
Speaker 2: just hear a little bit of music.
Speaker 3: Technically open Google on Google it. I guess no one
Speaker 3: was there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so then you shut up shop early. We get it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I say to Rog, mate. All the seats are flipped
Speaker 2: up on top of the table. Night's done, mate, He's
Speaker 2: got no let's go home. He goes no. He walks
Speaker 2: in there, right, you open? Yeah, he goes you open.
Speaker 2: He goes nah, like we're really closed.
Speaker 3: It's a weird way to put it.
Speaker 2: Rog kind of like shrugs, you know. He does that shrug,
Speaker 2: a little shrug, and then he walked back. He wanted
Speaker 2: to find he did hop and pet trolley. I forgot
Speaker 2: about that, but yeah, anyway, we headed back and finished
Speaker 2: up the night at home yep, in bed by midnight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it was just a mammoth day because we started
Speaker 2: at ten am.
Speaker 3: It was a marathon.
Speaker 2: We actually started drinking at nine am, but nine till twelve. Well,
Speaker 2: it was pretty much like a twelve hour shift we
Speaker 2: put in. Yeah, which was a great effort and a
Speaker 2: great day that we'll remember for a long time. Sunday
Speaker 2: was your birthday. Yep.
Speaker 3: We went for a breakfast, little walk, watched a bit
Speaker 3: of footing on when we got back.
Speaker 2: It was nice.
Speaker 3: It was a chill, chill morning.
Speaker 2: Then you headed back and Carlie headed home around midday
Speaker 2: and then in the afternoon Geelong we're playing. So that
Speaker 2: was a crazy loss from them, Yeah, losing to the Blues.
Speaker 2: It was not happy. He wasn't happy, but he was
Speaker 2: actually really confident in the whole game that they were
Speaker 2: just and then when they lost, was he like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: but he was he wasn't too concerned. Like he said,
Speaker 2: they played bad, but you know, these successful team supporters,
Speaker 2: they just rolling in pigs.
Speaker 3: Mud, which I've had a few bad losses this year,
Speaker 3: and Rog just doesn't care. It's interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't matter for him because he's already had success.
Speaker 2: He knows they'll be there in the finals.
Speaker 3: It'd be nice if they just sort of dropped out
Speaker 3: of finals this year. Yeah, maybe they will.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can see them dropping out
Speaker 2: of the eight, but they be.
Speaker 3: It's just weird at the moment, the comps so close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be pretty close for the rest of the year.
Speaker 3: I think so, because you don't really know what version
Speaker 3: of teams you're going to get either. There's lots of
Speaker 3: teams who like different versions.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: One week look at league.
Speaker 2: Every team's lotched, so like every team's beatable and if
Speaker 2: you're off, you're one.
Speaker 3: Look at the moment, like no one looks unbeatable.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Obviously Colinwood are in form so the lines, but they
Speaker 3: could still lose.
Speaker 2: Could So that pretty much wraps up our trip. On
Speaker 2: the Sunday nights, we whipped open the barbecue again lovely
Speaker 2: and we did like homemade burgers yep, So that was
Speaker 2: good fun. Rog and I we co managed the barbecue yep,
Speaker 2: and it turned out very well. Grace was saying that
Speaker 2: the burgers looked like AI burgers. They were that like
Speaker 2: out of a photo, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah they looked taste wise, they weren't like incredible that
Speaker 2: they weren't bad. Yeah, but they were yeah like a
Speaker 2: seven out of team. You're happy with it, but it
Speaker 2: wasn't like the best thing you away, Nah, but we
Speaker 2: thought we were the sickest, like on the barbecue bro
Speaker 2: whipping it up, so you thought like this is going
Speaker 2: to fucking hit. Yeah. Then like we've we put the
Speaker 2: cheese onto melt over the top, like everything was looking
Speaker 2: good and it still tastes like all right, but it
Speaker 2: just I think the actual the meats and the way
Speaker 2: that we I don't know, it was good without being accepted.
Speaker 2: We thought it would be exceptional. But yeah, so we
Speaker 2: did that. Had that what Then Rog actually had to
Speaker 2: do his prack.
Speaker 3: The next morning, so he went to bed early.
Speaker 2: We woke up early for like sunrise, helped Grace with
Speaker 2: some photos at the beach, and then we went for
Speaker 2: like a walk, went back packed up left and on
Speaker 2: the way back home. You know, I remember ages ago
Speaker 2: on the podcast I was talking about when I got
Speaker 2: Apple car Play for my car. Yes, so my Mazda
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen does not come with car Play. It comes
Speaker 2: with the entertainment unit, but it's Mazda settings and stuff.
Speaker 2: So you have to go to Mazda to get it installed. Yes,
Speaker 2: you do, because they have the right software and stuff
Speaker 2: to make it work. That happened just over two years ago.
Speaker 2: I think it was December twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: When you got it installed. Yeah, are you happy about
Speaker 3: it too?
Speaker 2: I remember I was very happy because now I've got
Speaker 2: maps on my screen that actually work because their system stinks,
Speaker 2: like just the regular MASA system sucks so bad. You know,
Speaker 2: Spotify is there. If a message comes up, I know
Speaker 2: what it is straight away. Like it's just a good
Speaker 2: system to have, and it makes my driving experience forty
Speaker 2: to fifty percent better. No, it really improves it anyway.
Speaker 2: So I love it. And then I started having issues
Speaker 2: with it, and what I didn't do was take it back.
Speaker 2: I tried to fix it myself. Buy different cords. I
Speaker 2: thought the chords might be the problem. Yep, yep. So
Speaker 2: I buy different charging cords, try those, and sometimes the
Speaker 2: charging cords might work better than the other one, And
Speaker 2: then you just believe that it was the cord. So
Speaker 2: this goes on and on, and it just starts to
Speaker 2: get worse and worse and worse, to the point where
Speaker 2: I call up ASDA and I say to them, hey, look,
Speaker 2: this is my problem. Do you know any fixes or
Speaker 2: should I bring it in? He was trying to push
Speaker 2: me away from bringing it in. It might be a
Speaker 2: hassle for him. They might not.
Speaker 3: He's trying to give every other solution.
Speaker 2: Have you tried reset it? So updating is something that
Speaker 2: I can't do? They were telling me, okay, so that's
Speaker 2: something they can only do. So I looked it up
Speaker 2: and apparently flaw. It is a flaw because yeah, and
Speaker 2: also when I bought it, so it was about five
Speaker 2: hundred and something dollars. Right, you actually can't. Sorry, they
Speaker 2: don't tell you that there's going to be future software
Speaker 2: updates that cost money or anything. Oh, they just you
Speaker 2: just buy it and you think it's done outright, like
Speaker 2: it's gone anyway. And I thought that if I was
Speaker 2: to update it, I should be able to do it myself,
Speaker 2: should just be.
Speaker 3: To pay for these updates.
Speaker 2: Well, so I came to discover, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's a scam, isn't it.
Speaker 2: So the guy basically tells me, all right, reset you
Speaker 2: think I reset it? Nothing worked, So then I book
Speaker 2: it in. It was on the drive back from down South.
Speaker 2: It was so infuriating. Grace tried to play a song
Speaker 2: she likes. He cut out about seven times in the
Speaker 2: one song.
Speaker 3: So you're on edge, you're boiling over.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm freaking out. Like I'm to the point where
Speaker 2: it's annoyed me so much like when I'm on the
Speaker 2: way to work and I lose directions and it might
Speaker 2: be really like a lot of traffic, and then I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm just going to sit in the traffic and not
Speaker 2: have a different route. Yeah, anyway, I've had all these
Speaker 2: issues and then I'm like, fuck it, let's just book
Speaker 2: it in. So I book it in for the day
Speaker 2: after So Monday this week, so get out the way. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 2: Tuesday this week because we came back on the Monday
Speaker 2: and everything was fine and dandy this week until then.
Speaker 2: So take it in on the Monday. On the Tuesday,
Speaker 2: so in the morning, and I stressed to them that
Speaker 2: I was working in the afternoon, and they said they
Speaker 2: booked me in for a morning session.
Speaker 3: Awesome, this is the beginning of the end.
Speaker 2: Then I rock up, and then I explained the problem.
Speaker 2: The lady goes, that'll be one hundred and ten dollars.
Speaker 2: So instantly I'm not rude at all, Like I'm pretty
Speaker 2: good in these situations with still being nice even though
Speaker 2: I'm frustrated, and I'm just like, oh, like, can you
Speaker 2: just check how much warranty I had on that? And
Speaker 2: for some reason on that day she didn't check. It
Speaker 2: was just more so like, oh, yeah, I think it's
Speaker 2: out of warranty if you got it over two years ago.
Speaker 3: So they're not even checking.
Speaker 2: She's just assuming, just assuming, yeah, like I didn't do
Speaker 2: a proper check. And then so I'm a bit frustrated
Speaker 2: because that's one hundred and ten dollars I didn't want
Speaker 2: to spend. And at the end of the day, the
Speaker 2: fault seems to be on them. I haven't done anything
Speaker 2: to disrupt or disturb it, and it's had problems since
Speaker 2: the start. Really they just they started off being sporadic,
Speaker 2: like it might not work once week. Then as time's
Speaker 2: gone on, it's not working forty times a day. She says, okay,
Speaker 2: well you can come pick it up at four pm.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, well, that's not going to work. I need
Speaker 2: to leave for work at like twelve. You said it
Speaker 2: was a morning session or so the guy on the
Speaker 2: phone said it was a morning session. And then she
Speaker 2: was like, nah, no chance it will be done for
Speaker 2: them because it was booked in like this, So I'm
Speaker 2: thinking no chance.
Speaker 3: So he's lied to you.
Speaker 2: The bloke on the phone was just incompetent the whole time.
Speaker 3: He hates you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he hates me, wants me to die. Then I
Speaker 2: book it in for the next day because I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I need to go to work today, whatever, can you
Speaker 2: book me in for a morning session tomorrow please? Yep?
Speaker 2: Still being nice, she goes, yeah, sure, and yeah, we
Speaker 2: can pretty much guarantee that it will be done before twelve. Okay,
Speaker 2: next day rolls around.
Speaker 3: This is Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and let's quickly go back to Tuesday. I
Speaker 2: needed someone to pick me up because it takes a
Speaker 2: few hours to do this update. So Dad went and
Speaker 2: took me down and then nothing happened. So so you
Speaker 2: just drove back in the car or did you leave
Speaker 2: the car? And now I drove back in the car
Speaker 2: and then Dad drove back too, and he was like, well,
Speaker 2: I've come to pick you up and now I'm not
Speaker 2: even picking you up. I've just driven twenty minutes there,
Speaker 2: twenty minutes back for nothing.
Speaker 3: You owe me, and now was rate mate, Yeah, so
Speaker 3: send me a thirty five.
Speaker 2: So I'm on edge because I know he's not happy.
Speaker 2: I know that I'm not happy, and it's just frustrating day.
Speaker 2: Come back the next day in the morning, same time,
Speaker 2: just before nine o'clock in the morning, and I drop
Speaker 2: it off and she says, all right, well, i'll see
Speaker 2: you at twelve and I'll call you if there's any problems.
Speaker 2: Whenever they say that it's a mechanic thing. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: there's usually not many problems anyway. I get a call
Speaker 2: when I'm at the gym with Grace because I'm trying
Speaker 2: to pass time and because I'm frustrated and I'm so tense.
Speaker 2: Get me to the gym so I can get a
Speaker 2: bit out and just whatever. Got my AirPods in. Get
Speaker 2: a call from a number I don't know. It's the
Speaker 2: lady from Masdaen, which is fine. Hello, Yeah, we think
Speaker 2: it's the software update. The technicians going to do it now,
Speaker 2: but you're going to have to pay extra money. It's
Speaker 2: going to be two hundred dollars now because it's going
Speaker 2: to go thirty minutes over time. That's fuck in my head.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, how is that my fucking problem? And
Speaker 2: it's already booked in. From what I've heard, the update
Speaker 2: is sticking a USB in and pressing update. I don't
Speaker 2: know if they even checked if it was working or
Speaker 2: not anyway, so I'm fuming, but I'm just like, you
Speaker 2: know what, just get it done, get it over with.
Speaker 2: I don't want to fight with them all day because
Speaker 2: where's it like. I'm going to save a bit of
Speaker 2: money but still be angry and not even get to
Speaker 2: go to work anyway. Get there for because so she
Speaker 2: said it would be an extra half an hour. So
Speaker 2: now we're looking at a twelve thirty finish. I started
Speaker 2: work at one, so it's very very cutting too. It's
Speaker 2: way too tight. It gets to twelve fifteen, I rock up.
Speaker 2: Grace is left because she's pretty confident that everything's going
Speaker 2: to be fine. I'm sitting there with a duffel bag
Speaker 2: filled with all my stuff to take back home that night,
Speaker 2: looking like an idiot in the Master dealership, looking like
Speaker 2: a homeless guy. Yep. And then I waddle over to
Speaker 2: the bar, to the bar, the checkout thing where the
Speaker 2: girl is. I said, can I get an update? She goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: the technicians just looking at it. You know, it should
Speaker 2: be done soon. I'm thinking, what the fuck soon? Like
Speaker 2: he's doing his final checks to make sure it's working. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I sit there for like another forty minutes or something.
Speaker 2: Bro crazy, You're just thinking, Okay, then I have to
Speaker 2: pay two hundred dollars. Then when I get back and
Speaker 2: sit in my car, it works, and I'm thinking, all right,
Speaker 2: it was worth it. In the it was worth it.
Speaker 2: The relief that came over me was awful, awesome. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was just brilliant. And I'm thinking, all right, we're back,
Speaker 2: we're cooking now. I'm fine. I paid the money. It
Speaker 2: was it is what it is, like. I have my
Speaker 2: little battle with the person there, but it's fine. Yesterday Thursday,
Speaker 2: turn the car on, Turn the car on. Pop on
Speaker 2: my phone, favorite song, thirty seconds in disconnect. There is
Speaker 2: an issue connecting with Mazda and Apple Car Play whatever.
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking, okay, maybe it's just a one off thing.
Speaker 2: It happened about six times yesterday, so we're back to
Speaker 2: square one. I'm still angry. I'm still frustrated. Charge you again.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to let them charge me again.
Speaker 3: Have you booked in yet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, no.
Speaker 2: But basically since coming back, Monday was alright, but it
Speaker 2: was a bit of a come down driving home, and
Speaker 2: especially with the system not working, it was just infuriating.
Speaker 2: Tuesday was a bad day. Wednesday was a bad day.
Speaker 2: Thursday was a.
Speaker 3: Bad That's a shocking day.
Speaker 2: Now we're at Friday and everything's been okay so far,
Speaker 2: but I've just got it in the back of my
Speaker 2: mind that the system's not working, and that's very frustrating.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so just driving in silence, bro, you pop
Speaker 3: the radio and I guess.
Speaker 2: Well that the problem is. It works for five minutes
Speaker 2: and I think everything's fine and dandy, and then bang.
Speaker 3: And that's when it hits it.
Speaker 2: It's terrible. Yep. Anyway, when you think that things can't
Speaker 2: get any worse, wake up this morning about seven point thirty.
Speaker 2: Check my phone. I've got a text from Grace's mum.
Speaker 2: I stayed at Grace's last night. My car's parked out
Speaker 2: the front and she goes, hey, Jamo, your car boot
Speaker 2: was open this morning. So I went out and shut
Speaker 2: it for you. So I'm thinking, that's my mas to
Speaker 2: car boot.
Speaker 3: They fucked with the locking system.
Speaker 2: Now, Bro, why is my car boot open. I didn't
Speaker 2: go out there and grab anything. Her assumption was that, oh,
Speaker 2: he must have gone out and grabbed something at night
Speaker 2: and accidentally.
Speaker 3: Left it open.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got golf clubs. And just for anyone that
Speaker 2: wants to steal my golf clubs, they are worth nothing.
Speaker 2: They are one hundred and fifty for the entire set.
Speaker 2: So taken to Kashki murders, I'll say, mate, yeah, they'll
Speaker 2: say you're stupid.
Speaker 3: They'll give you a gold coin.
Speaker 2: And I've lost half of them at the golf course too,
Speaker 2: leaving them in bunkers and stuff. I'm just an idiot. Anyway,
Speaker 2: they're in the my back They're in the boot of
Speaker 2: my car, and I've got a lot of trash, and
Speaker 2: now I use my boot as like a storage unit,
Speaker 2: not for rubbish, just for like sporting goods, basically like
Speaker 2: Jim Kidd in the backseat. Bro. Anyway, So I go
Speaker 2: out there as soon as I wake up, like five
Speaker 2: minutes after I wake up, and like delirious, and I
Speaker 2: walk out to the car and I know that I
Speaker 2: don't have anything of like significant worth in there, so
Speaker 2: I felt pretty comfortable. But I did leave my ID
Speaker 2: and bank card in there. I think, here we go.
Speaker 2: So firstly I checked the app as soon as I
Speaker 2: woke up. No money has been taken out. Firstly I
Speaker 2: checked the boot. I'm thinking, all right, I didn't have
Speaker 2: anything in there. No, that's fine. Close it. Open the
Speaker 2: rest of my car and it was unlocked. How my
Speaker 2: car unlocked. It's got automatic locking system. When I walk
Speaker 2: away from the car.
Speaker 3: They've messed up with this locking.
Speaker 2: They've probably got a spare button or something, yea. And
Speaker 2: then check the rest of the car, and I was
Speaker 2: all paranoid and stuff. And because I I thought that
Speaker 2: everything was there, but I couldn't see a footie. First
Speaker 2: at first I thought it my yellow footy, which is
Speaker 2: my pride and joy. I've had that for about ten
Speaker 2: years and still kicking. It's really good, proper like waffle burly.
Speaker 2: And then I couldn't see that, but it was there
Speaker 2: the whole time, but I was paranoid. Then I thought
Speaker 2: that I'd lost a little red footye that were kicking
Speaker 2: down south. But that's actually in my room. So it
Speaker 2: seems like my car's been broken into and nothing was stolen.
Speaker 2: Second time it's happened on that street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird that it keeps happening.
Speaker 2: And that car whenever conveniently, when I go up to
Speaker 2: it without a key, it's always locked. Like if I
Speaker 2: forget my keys and I opened the door.
Speaker 3: When other people are snooping around.
Speaker 2: I reckon they've got like a spare key or yeah,
Speaker 2: that works with it.
Speaker 3: Like maybe these people are MASDA just don't like you, bro,
Speaker 3: and they're like fuck it, like we're going to fuck.
Speaker 2: With this bloke. So annoying man. Anyway, it's been a
Speaker 2: bad week for me. I hope you guys are having
Speaker 2: a good one, but yeah, fingers crossed the next week
Speaker 2: goes a bit better. But I am very grateful for
Speaker 2: the weekend we had. It was a very very good time.
Speaker 2: I was beer pong tournament. Today is Friday that we're recording.
Speaker 2: Saturday is the tournament. We have ten people competing, five
Speaker 2: teams of two and the spinny wheel. We use it
Speaker 2: in our group a lot. We use it to decide
Speaker 2: a lot of things. There was so much excitement around
Speaker 2: the night that we decided to do it early so
Speaker 2: that we can work out you know, walkout song, we
Speaker 2: can work out team strategy all that stuff. Have you
Speaker 2: had much team strategy with your teammate.
Speaker 3: Well, he's not active in the chat, is he?
Speaker 2: So yes, and I don't think he applied to my
Speaker 2: message from six months ago.
Speaker 3: I'm on my ones. I'm expecting to just have to
Speaker 3: play a solo tournament to be honest, or maybe get
Speaker 3: Glenn involved like Evans Dad or whatever.
Speaker 2: So we've got a double elimination tournament at Evans House,
Speaker 2: which is where these events always happen. Apart from the
Speaker 2: darts one, but that's fine. The beer pong one is
Speaker 2: very exciting. We did the spinning wheel. My name was
Speaker 2: actually first. It's funny when that happens because I do
Speaker 2: the wheel, so it looks like I've rigged it, but
Speaker 2: you can't rig the wheel anyway. So my name went first.
Speaker 2: And then I had one of any one of nine
Speaker 2: people that were going to be on my team, and
Speaker 2: there was probably three or four that I didn't want
Speaker 2: it to be, and luckily I got one that was
Speaker 2: in that top six that I was happy with. I've
Speaker 2: got Andrew. Andrew's a solid player. We have good energy,
Speaker 2: good bands with each other, so I'm happy with that.
Speaker 2: We've picked walkout song as well this morning. Actually, yep, yep,
Speaker 2: it's quite like I didn't expect there to be a
Speaker 2: walkout thing, but Evan said he's going to get the
Speaker 2: smoke machine up and runs and we're going to walk
Speaker 2: down the stairs into that room.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that'll be elite excited for that. You drew Frank,
Speaker 2: who's the least active in the group and who doesn't
Speaker 2: show up to much.
Speaker 3: I've never played a game of beer pong with him before.
Speaker 2: Yes, a team mate, but it'll be interesting.
Speaker 3: I don't know what his skills like.
Speaker 2: If there was a betting market, he would have been
Speaker 2: at the longest odds to win the tournament. Do you
Speaker 2: bring those odds down by I.
Speaker 3: Can carry him, Yeah, I'm confident.
Speaker 2: You just need him to get through the games. I
Speaker 2: think that's the main and rock up.
Speaker 3: But in a way, if he's not there and I'm
Speaker 3: playing by myself, like I get two shots, yeah, like
Speaker 3: that's but it's also kind of boring just to be
Speaker 3: on my ones like it. It kind of takes away
Speaker 3: from the.
Speaker 2: Fact I think Evan did that in one of the
Speaker 2: tournaments we did, and I felt sorry for him.
Speaker 3: I didn't like Zach was on his own on New
Speaker 3: Year's Eve. I think too, it's not that fun when
Speaker 3: you're in a doubles.
Speaker 2: I don't even like playing against the solo. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: it's like weird energy. Yeah, hopefully Frank shows up. You
Speaker 2: need like three reserves, like emergencies in the footy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's rogs away, which is I was genuinely next weekend,
Speaker 3: I thought I was going to say, like, surely, I'll
Speaker 3: just bring Rog. He can just hang out with us
Speaker 3: in case Frank doesn't show to be my reserve.
Speaker 2: He was a reserve for the darts tournament. But Frank
Speaker 2: pulled out thirty minutes before the tournament. That was insanely
Speaker 2: That's what I think is going to happen. That'll be
Speaker 2: thirty minutes before. Yeah, it's an early start, four thirty,
Speaker 2: but it'll be good, very excited.
Speaker 3: Whattch Frank Crows lose, Frank pulls out, I'll just go home. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll get there at five. I'm a home at five thirty.
Speaker 2: Make the teams even at least, yeah, we're four teams.
Speaker 2: But yeah, double elimination tournament. That's going to be great fun.
Speaker 2: Very excited for that, and we'll give you a tournament. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I'd say Dill Buckley and Jared Moore would probably
Speaker 2: be like in the top two favorite. Yeah, but Jared
Speaker 2: Moore has.
Speaker 3: A b your injury on the shooting hand, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it is pinky. It's one of these two fingers.
Speaker 3: That throws the balance off a little bit.
Speaker 2: A little bit, but his main fingers are there because
Speaker 2: he said he can play PlayStation, but his finger just
Speaker 2: sticks out. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, so that'll be good fun.
Speaker 2: We'll give you guys an update on that. A couple
Speaker 2: of quick things before we get into the main part.
Speaker 2: Gorilla question. So this has been everywhere the last couple
Speaker 2: of days. One gorilla verse one hundred men? Who are
Speaker 2: you taking?
Speaker 3: Depends on the hundred men? Yeah, Like, surely one hundred
Speaker 3: is a lot. Now Gorilla's got mad strengths, So the
Speaker 3: first few swings could take quite a lot out. But
Speaker 3: once you start crowding it, could they defeat it? Like
Speaker 3: you put in, is it just one hundred randoms? If
Speaker 3: it's like one hundred fighters, I think they can win.
Speaker 2: What if it's one hundred twenty to forty year old men, like,
Speaker 2: and they're just hand picked from.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think how you'd win start eye gouging.
Speaker 3: Maybe the gorillas get tired. I've never really seen them
Speaker 3: fight humans before. They've got crazy strength they have, I
Speaker 3: can see it.
Speaker 2: They have incredibly thick skin that you can't pierce. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and there's no weapons that we have. Their face is hard,
Speaker 2: so even trying to eye gouge, they'll probably just bite you.
Speaker 2: Yeah they can buy it, but yeah they could. Apparently
Speaker 2: they can throw things, so they can throw people.
Speaker 3: That makes sense, and like a gorilla, it just depends
Speaker 3: on the hunter. I think, like because some meta gorillas,
Speaker 3: how do you get do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: There's seven foot men who are like they're not human? Yea,
Speaker 3: so maybe one hundred of them could suck it up.
Speaker 2: Kill a gorilla, Like, I don't know how to actually
Speaker 2: murder it when you don't have weapons. Yeah, it would
Speaker 2: just have to be one hundred hits to the head
Speaker 2: at a time. Yeah, you have to throw an hour,
Speaker 2: you have to. But I think it's just incredibly strong.
Speaker 3: Oh, have crazy strength.
Speaker 2: I'm still going gorilla. But then I've made this one
Speaker 2: up just before we started, and I don't know how
Speaker 2: we would kill them either. But four lions two hundred.
Speaker 3: Men, I feel like it's like two hundred men. Okay,
Speaker 3: what about I think lions have more like their skin
Speaker 3: and stuff, you can you can really get them. They
Speaker 3: don't have rock hard skin. I know they're fierce animals,
Speaker 3: but I do think you could overwhelm them with volume.
Speaker 2: A lion four lions, one hundred men. Now it's more
Speaker 2: even because lines.
Speaker 3: Are, but I don't know if they're necessarily capable where
Speaker 3: it's a gorilla can take on a few at once.
Speaker 3: I'm confident that. I don't know if a line really could,
Speaker 3: because say you sacrifice one or two the lines gnawing
Speaker 3: on them, you going behind. Imagine just laying in, bang bang,
Speaker 3: headkick like John Jones could head kick a lion and
Speaker 3: knock it out clean. I reckon for sure, bro, I
Speaker 3: think their heads way like fifty keys.
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 3: I reckon he could.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think two hundred men beat
Speaker 2: four lines. Yeah, I really do.
Speaker 3: I'd actually i'd punt on that one hundred. It's close.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's tough.
Speaker 2: Lines aren't like people say that tigers are more dangerous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: tigers are fast.
Speaker 3: Line's not going to be an easy, like an easy
Speaker 3: thing to beat. But I've seen, I swear I've seen
Speaker 3: lines get fucked up in nature shows like One v
Speaker 3: One bro. See, I've never seen really a gorilla do
Speaker 3: anything aggressive, but I've seen them at zoos like when
Speaker 3: and they are just an imposing figure. Yeah, Like they
Speaker 3: just they look just like they could snap at any
Speaker 3: moment and just destroy everyone.
Speaker 2: All right, So they're just way strongly, way strong, double
Speaker 2: strength and stuff. Yeah, I don't know. It's a tough one.
Speaker 3: It's really like I would really love to see it
Speaker 3: put to the test. Yeah, i'd pay one hundred dollars
Speaker 3: pay for you to watch that ship.
Speaker 2: Bro, the gorilla one Yeah, one hundred men? And yeah
Speaker 2: is it just a hundred athletic men? If it's one hundred,
Speaker 2: I take them, yeah maybe, like oh, but a hundred
Speaker 2: like bands, I don't think you can. I don't even
Speaker 2: know if you can break bones of the gorilla. It's
Speaker 2: that strong. So like I'm just trying to think the
Speaker 2: way that you kill them.
Speaker 3: I would assume you just attack the eyes and at
Speaker 3: least blind it. Yeah, rip them eyeballs out.
Speaker 2: I'm still want to take gorilla just I'll take Gorilla
Speaker 2: Tip of the week. I just wanted to do this quickly.
Speaker 2: This is just a little tip to people who might
Speaker 2: not have one, but just have a barber that knows
Speaker 2: how to cut hair, or like have a hairdresser if
Speaker 2: you're a girl that knows how to do your hair,
Speaker 2: barber or hairdresser. Because for many years, from like when
Speaker 2: I was born until like nineteen evenep, you saw how
Speaker 2: my hair got when I was like eighteen, Oh crazy, bro,
Speaker 2: it was getting like an afroep out like this because
Speaker 2: I didn't value a barber or anything because I was
Speaker 2: just seeing Indian blokes down the road. Excellent haircut ten dollars, yeah,
Speaker 2: because of cheap and it just gets it done. Come
Speaker 2: and Dad were like, that's all you need. And then
Speaker 2: I met Ubai who does my hair now he's been
Speaker 2: doing it for three years or something, and yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not incredible right now, I haven't seen him for a month.
Speaker 2: But the power of a hair haircut, the confidence you
Speaker 2: can feel after one, it's worth its weight in gold.
Speaker 2: It's actually worth the money. Like after a haircut, you
Speaker 2: feel good, look good, perform better. Everything's better. So if
Speaker 2: you are seeing just a shitty hair like you can
Speaker 2: actually change your whole look and confidence and vibe. And
Speaker 2: you even see a trim beauty and the geek and
Speaker 2: stuff like those guys get a new trim, a little
Speaker 2: beard up and they're good. So yeah, that's tip of
Speaker 2: the week. Tip of the week. Get a barber that
Speaker 2: knows what they're doing and stick to them if you
Speaker 2: like them, or just keep testing the waters until you
Speaker 2: find something you like. So that's my tip. Voice message.
Speaker 2: Can you get JB's up?
Speaker 3: Oh what a man he is.
Speaker 1: We hope you're enjoying the Jamo and Dylan Show. It's
Speaker 1: now time to have your stories heard and your questions
Speaker 1: answered to be featured on the potty message the boys
Speaker 1: at Jamo and Dylan on Instagram JB Time.
Speaker 2: Let's go quick question for the.
Speaker 4: Potty do you guys reckon? It's weird if you date
Speaker 4: someone with the same name as your sister or your mom.
Speaker 4: Not coming from experience, but I'm just curious what you
Speaker 4: guys think.
Speaker 3: Like, if they're the perfect girl but.
Speaker 4: They have the same name as your sister or your mom,
Speaker 4: are they dable?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, if they're The Perfect Girl is what it is, Like,
Speaker 2: I it's obviously it's more of like a weird coincidence.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's any like sort of creepy weirdness
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: I know. No, it's just if you hear the name,
Speaker 2: it would be like, oh is it you or you
Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, I don't think it is.
Speaker 3: The I think the novelty would wear off after like
Speaker 3: a week a week. Yeah, it's nothing in the end.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you would probably have a nickname or something
Speaker 2: that's different anyway. You'd create that quite early, so I think.
Speaker 3: It would only be like it'd be interesting at first
Speaker 3: and then it would just be nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a deal breaker whatsoever. And especially if
Speaker 2: they're the perfect.
Speaker 3: I've already forgot about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's fine. So yeah, after a week, I
Speaker 2: can how some people maybe would be uncomfortable with it,
Speaker 2: but we'll get over it. Grow up.
Speaker 3: It's like they have the same hair color. I can't date, Like,
Speaker 3: come on.
Speaker 2: Adults, here confessions. So these are the stories and let's
Speaker 2: get into them. Will fly through them today. There's some
Speaker 2: good ones. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: It's now time to dive into your deepest and darkest confessions.
Speaker 2: Let's hear what the people have to get off their chest. Alrighty,
Speaker 2: first one, I'll roll into this one. You can do
Speaker 2: the next. So me and my five friends went on
Speaker 2: holiday to grease. Also, this is a famous TikToker, famous superstar.
Speaker 2: We won't drop the name, though. So me and my
Speaker 2: five friends went on holiday to grease. Everyone in the
Speaker 2: group was cuffed except me, but Greg. One of my
Speaker 2: boys came solo because his girl couldn't make it. Gregor,
Speaker 2: I'd just come out of a three year relationship, and
Speaker 2: since we were heading to a party island, I was
Speaker 2: on pure demon time. I needed fun, freedom and beautiful women.
Speaker 3: It's like a video game where it sounds like they
Speaker 3: started GTA or some shit.
Speaker 2: One night, it was just me and Greg out. The
Speaker 2: others were being boring and staying in. We hit this
Speaker 2: wild club and ended up talking to two German girls.
Speaker 2: Greg plays perfect wingman, keeping her friend entertained while I
Speaker 2: focus on mine. We're dancing on these stripper poles and
Speaker 2: I start making out with the girl. I look over
Speaker 2: and no word of a lie. Greg is also kissing
Speaker 2: the other one. He's supposed to be proposing. When he
Speaker 2: gets back ring bought plans made that moment's been living
Speaker 2: rent free in my head for a year. I haven't
Speaker 2: told a soul until now. Anyway, they're engaged now. So
Speaker 2: man's names, I hope. So imagine the poor girlsie that
Speaker 2: she goes. Greg, you went to fucking grease last year? Greg,
Speaker 2: your friends TikToker. Should I tell you that bit out? Well,
Speaker 2: there's no name.
Speaker 3: You said Akma was on the super pole. It looked
Speaker 3: like his name was Akma.
Speaker 2: Oh this could be anyone.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I mean that's crazy. Uh.
Speaker 2: Good story.
Speaker 3: All right, We've got one here from a friend of
Speaker 3: the show and a real life friend. Yes, yes, hey,
Speaker 3: lad's holiday story for you. A few years ago during COVID,
Speaker 3: me and some friends I met while working at us
Speaker 3: at a Ski seven over East were traveling along the
Speaker 3: East Coast ski season East.
Speaker 2: Yeah makes sense.
Speaker 3: While stopping in Coffs Harbor, we stayed in an airbnb.
Speaker 3: This house was a normal sized house, but it was
Speaker 3: split in half for some other random sustain one half
Speaker 3: while we were in the other. We shared a backyard
Speaker 3: with them, so got to know them a little. They
Speaker 3: were there for work and got picked up by their
Speaker 3: boss each morning. They were pretty scary and sketchy looking.
Speaker 3: One of them also mentioned he could total one of
Speaker 3: our cars for us if we wanted to claim some
Speaker 3: insurance on it, which was a bite, but they came
Speaker 3: across as pretty friendly blokes. On about the fourth night,
Speaker 3: one of the neighbors from the other half of the
Speaker 3: house asked one of the girls if she could drive
Speaker 3: them to Coles to grab some dinner. She accepted, took
Speaker 3: them to Coals and back. They gave her fifty dollars
Speaker 3: for her troubles and also gave us all heaps of
Speaker 3: the food they bought, so we're thinking, what a win.
Speaker 3: These guys are all right. The following morning they asked
Speaker 3: if they could borrow one of our cars for the
Speaker 3: day to use for work and return in the evening.
Speaker 3: He said yes, as we had two other cars we
Speaker 3: could use. They exchanged numbers to keep in contact. The
Speaker 3: next day comes along. No car has been returned, but
Speaker 3: we thought maybe he's just running late. Sends a few
Speaker 3: texts through an update and thought we'll see what happens.
Speaker 3: Later in the afternoon, the owner of the car checks
Speaker 3: his phone to see tolls from Sydney, four hour drive
Speaker 3: from Coff's Harbor being charged on his phone for his car.
Speaker 3: This is when we knew for sure they'd stole the car.
Speaker 3: The owner contacts police and the police say that because
Speaker 3: the owner handed the keys over to them, it's a
Speaker 3: complicated issue and they couldn't seize the car. So we
Speaker 3: had to try all the way to Noosa, crossing COVID
Speaker 3: borders illegally with a higher car. And then this is
Speaker 3: some things the of the text. So this is a
Speaker 3: text to the guy insert name. I really need my
Speaker 3: car back. I'm only nineteen in car to afford to
Speaker 3: buy a new car. Just tell me where I can
Speaker 3: find it. I'll pick it up. Insert name. You've stolen
Speaker 3: my car. I need you to bring it back now. Sorry, bro,
Speaker 3: I haven't had a phone. I took it to Sydney
Speaker 3: to get money. When I got to Sydney, I bumped
Speaker 3: into this guy I owed money and I did a
Speaker 3: runner and I think he's got your car. I'll try
Speaker 3: to find it, BROA give me twenty four.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. So he stole the car, then it got
Speaker 2: stolen from him, Yeah, but if because he handed it over,
Speaker 2: because he hand you hand the keys over, apparently that
Speaker 2: complicates it. But I reckon that the bloke who stole
Speaker 2: it gave it to someone to pay him back for
Speaker 2: something instead of.
Speaker 3: He's gone, mate, I've got a fucking new car for
Speaker 3: you here, like, let's go all right onto the next
Speaker 3: Always got a crazy travel story for you.
Speaker 2: Last year I flew from Brisbane to London for holiday.
Speaker 2: I was in the airport at Gatwick when I ran
Speaker 2: into my old primary school friend that I haven't seen
Speaker 2: in ten years.
Speaker 3: Gaudy, I've been there.
Speaker 2: We both couldn't believe we saw each other. Fast forward
Speaker 2: one week we saw each other again at Stonehenge, and
Speaker 2: to put the cherry on top, saw each other again
Speaker 2: on the flight from Gatwick to Dubai and Dubai to Brisbane.
Speaker 2: I still can't get my head around the fact we
Speaker 2: hadn't seen each other for ten years and we live
Speaker 2: not far from each other, but when we go to
Speaker 2: the other side of the world we ran into each
Speaker 2: other three times. Keep up the awesome work, guys. Love
Speaker 2: listening to you guys on the job site. I like
Speaker 2: stuff like that. Great coincidences for sure.
Speaker 3: Classic MAGA trip with the boys.
Speaker 2: Lose guys from England.
Speaker 3: Who'd have thought the Fellers spending their afternoons, fake drowning
Speaker 3: in the pool would get some action.
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 3: It was day two. We're out on the strip and
Speaker 3: our kid is necking on with his bird for half night.
Speaker 3: Laddo disappears for a good hour. Laddo spawns back into
Speaker 3: Tiger Tiger with mud all up his back and crack. Reckon,
Speaker 3: he'd been shagging this girl in the bushes. I believe
Speaker 3: him by the state of his crack on show. She
Speaker 3: stood there with him, both happy as Larry. Laddo cleans
Speaker 3: himself up a bit and heads into bar to get
Speaker 3: a drink kind of in more than five minutes, and
Speaker 3: this bird he's just shagged in bushes is necking on
Speaker 3: with another lad from our group. Ladder, that's the easiest
Speaker 3: yellow card given. Old mate comes back fresh drink in
Speaker 3: hand to have his heart broken at such a sight.
Speaker 3: Second yellow, straight red five match band, let me know
Speaker 3: your verdict on this night gets messy. The group splits up,
Speaker 3: and the following morning we gather on the balcony for
Speaker 3: the debrief. Turns out our boy Franco has also got
Speaker 3: some success with the same bird, absolutely criminal from.
Speaker 2: Him, same bird too. Wow, what a story, Laddo I
Speaker 2: like that. I like that a lot. Keep it anonymous worries.
Speaker 2: When I was at school He's in twenty twenty two,
Speaker 2: had some guy come over that I met at the
Speaker 2: club for a sneaky link. Was supposed to be a
Speaker 2: high and by situation decided to leave, but come back
Speaker 2: the next morning to eat the cheeseboard with all the girls,
Speaker 2: sat and watched the cricket in our hotel for the
Speaker 2: next three hours. All the girls hinted at him to leave,
Speaker 2: but he bought a case of VB and didn't leave
Speaker 2: till he finished. Girls also sat in the room with
Speaker 2: a jbl blasting Baseline Junkie to drown out the sound.
Speaker 2: The speaker went flat, big l for every woman that night.
Speaker 2: It wasn't written very well.
Speaker 3: Neither was this one, so I skipped the next one.
Speaker 3: Went to the US with my late great best mate Rip.
Speaker 3: We were toward the end of our trip and starting
Speaker 3: to get on each other's nerves a bit. We went
Speaker 3: to the National Championship for college football when we picked
Speaker 3: a team each. My team won, but my mate wasn't
Speaker 3: happy with it, and after the game gave me a push.
Speaker 3: I swung at him and he ducked walked me down
Speaker 3: the stairs in a headlock, and I tripped and landed
Speaker 3: on my face and had a black eye, and we
Speaker 3: had to get broken up by the security in front
Speaker 3: of a packed Levi stadium. Laughed it off the next day.
Speaker 3: Is if nothing happened?
Speaker 2: But how does that escalate to that? When support the team?
Speaker 2: That's crazy, bro, Relax man, I read this clems in sock.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: This is one that I actually read last night. It's
Speaker 2: actually really sad. Oh okay, but funny, it's funny, Okay, good.
Speaker 2: My parents told me halfway to Dubai that they were
Speaker 2: getting a divorce. It's a long flight. We were going
Speaker 2: to Europe for one last family holiday. Imagine that. Tell
Speaker 2: them after you're on the way. You haven't even got
Speaker 2: to Europe yet. You're in Dubai. Yep, you're on the
Speaker 2: way to Dubai. Actually, amen, we're going to get a
Speaker 2: divorce and this is it. We're going to have a
Speaker 2: good trip.
Speaker 3: This is the last time your family's going to be
Speaker 3: happy together.
Speaker 2: Son, he goes. I managed to book a return ticket
Speaker 2: whilst we were in the air, landed in Dubai, got
Speaker 2: a flight straight back to Australia. They continued on with
Speaker 2: my sister and had a lovely time for eight weeks
Speaker 2: before coming home and separating. Fuck that, he says. So
Speaker 2: he didn't want to be involved, but he just missed
Speaker 2: out in an eight week Europe trip. Yep. So who's the
Speaker 2: real winner?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, it's a nice way for them to
Speaker 3: tell you, I guess, but it's also a bit of
Speaker 3: a you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: Last one of the week. Yeah, last one, all right.
Speaker 3: My friend on a stag do in Benny Dorm was
Speaker 3: boasting his shagged the night before. Once he described the
Speaker 3: lady in question, my other friend brought up a picture
Speaker 3: from Facebook showing in fact it was a bloke he
Speaker 3: shagged and he was known to the area. He walked
Speaker 3: around in a wig and would touch people up and
Speaker 3: rob them. Oh, my friend has fuck called a rob.
Speaker 2: That's a good story. I like that. So it's actually
Speaker 2: just a bloke, just a bloke, and he just thought
Speaker 2: that it was a chicky.
Speaker 3: It happens.
Speaker 2: But what did he say?
Speaker 3: Sometimes twice in one night?
Speaker 2: Eh? Oh God, good story, great stories. Thanks for sending
Speaker 2: those in, guys.
Speaker 3: That's a good episode.
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