WEBVTT - Worst First Dates & We Learn Spanish - #255

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to The

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<v Speaker 1>Jamo and Dylan Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we're on the way that Dance Bra little

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<v Speaker 2>Man trip with the Boys celeb.

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<v Speaker 3>Goodday, guys, and welcome back to another episode of The

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<v Speaker 3>Jammo and Dylan Show. Today's episode two hundred and fifty five.

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<v Speaker 3>How you go and deal?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good mate. It's been a big week. We've got

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<v Speaker 4>a good Friday plan. We're going to smash out some content.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to Varsity with the boys this afternoon. So

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<v Speaker 4>we are a good week, a busy week, and a

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<v Speaker 4>nice start to the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>It definitely is you've summed that up really nicely. Now, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>a confession to make, and it's actually quite a sad

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<v Speaker 3>and happy confession. The lost files deal. So what's happened

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<v Speaker 3>this week is what actually happened this morning. I was

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<v Speaker 3>just going through some requests on our Instagram messages and look,

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<v Speaker 3>we've talked to you guys about the fact that we've

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<v Speaker 3>lost a lot of messages or we're not getting as

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<v Speaker 3>many as we used to. Yep, that's not the case.

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<v Speaker 3>The messages are still coming through from you guys, but

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<v Speaker 3>they've been coming through requests and then Hidden request yep.

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<v Speaker 4>So we have a primary, a general, a requests folder,

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<v Speaker 4>and then Instagram has a hidden request folder that doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>and there's actually no notifications attached to it. You have

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<v Speaker 4>to manually go in there and look through it. Jamo's

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<v Speaker 4>gone in there and gone. There's so many messages in

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<v Speaker 4>here that we didn't even know were there.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a look at it and it says, so

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<v Speaker 3>you okay, you're right, we've got the primary General requests.

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<v Speaker 5>You click on that, then it says hidden requests zero, said.

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<v Speaker 4>Zero even when there was lots in there. That's the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Then you click it and then you've got lots of

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<v Speaker 4>spam and stuff yep. But then amongst the spam was

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of your guys' messages. So we've discovered that

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<v Speaker 4>there's guys and girls who have talked to us for

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<v Speaker 4>four or five years with no reply. But now you're

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<v Speaker 4>in the primary or general. Yeah, you're on board. It's

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<v Speaker 4>all good and we appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>So what we'll do now is every week we'll check

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<v Speaker 3>the requests and make sure that everything is all sweet

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<v Speaker 3>and we've got you guys in the primary or jet.

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<v Speaker 4>Hopefully that we've now that we've gone through the requests,

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<v Speaker 4>it will allow Instagram to filter it a bit for us,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe you know, and then put them just in requests.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be nice.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be great, or even if it just popped

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<v Speaker 3>it in requests is decent though, because sometimes you do

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<v Speaker 3>get a lot of shity you just don't want to see.

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<v Speaker 3>But the hidden request, the lost files, that's what we

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<v Speaker 3>were sorting out today and the benefit of that is

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<v Speaker 3>that we've got a lot of content here today which

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<v Speaker 3>has actually it's supposed to be in the last few

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<v Speaker 3>episodes that slip through the crawd.

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<v Speaker 4>Today's a good app so we've got a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>of everything.

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<v Speaker 3>The question that I put out only like two hours

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<v Speaker 3>ago was about first dates, and we had a few

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<v Speaker 3>people replied to that, which is great. But we also

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<v Speaker 3>have a lot of stuff from previous episodes and just

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of good things today. So really excited for

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<v Speaker 3>this one. As you said, it's a great day. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>get cracking, all right, I've got a question for you

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<v Speaker 3>straight away.

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<v Speaker 4>Deal do it.

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<v Speaker 3>You get one hundred million dollars, but you get dropped

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<v Speaker 3>in a random part of the ocean for thirty seconds

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<v Speaker 3>every day for five years. Ooh, so one hundred million dollars,

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<v Speaker 3>but you get dropped in a random part of the

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<v Speaker 3>ocean for thirty seconds every day for five years. I

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<v Speaker 3>found this one on reels, So shout out to the

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<v Speaker 3>reels account that I found this.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so I've got I've got one hundred million dollars,

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<v Speaker 4>so I will be able to construct a system for

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<v Speaker 4>someone to find me every day. The problem is that's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be expensive.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the once the thirty seconds is up, you

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<v Speaker 3>spawn back.

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<v Speaker 5>To wherever you were. Oh fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing is you're taking a risk because you could

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<v Speaker 3>get dropped right with where sharks are.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like, if it's every day for five years,

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<v Speaker 4>you'll get eaten eventually. I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>So, but it's only thirty seconds a day exactly. So

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<v Speaker 3>can you fight off a shark for thirty seconds?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 3>And you don't know what time of the day it's

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<v Speaker 3>going to be either, I fucking do it thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 5>Imagine if they drop you in their mid night.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. Because I would like one hundred million dollars, bro,

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<v Speaker 4>I would just hire Michael Phelps. I'd like teach me

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<v Speaker 4>or like a Navy seal survival swimming do I get

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<v Speaker 4>to know when the thirty seconds is as well? Or

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<v Speaker 4>is it going to be random? Like sucks if I'm

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<v Speaker 4>at dinner with and then you just go missing for

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<v Speaker 4>thirty seconds, Carli's all lonely. Bro in the restaurant, it's

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<v Speaker 4>only thirty seconds though, he's just gone to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Or you can probably tell her what's happened when I

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<v Speaker 4>import back? Am I soaking wet? Or am I back

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<v Speaker 4>in my dinner clothes like dry?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's a good one. Surely that wouldn't change the

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<v Speaker 5>fact that you're doing it for a.

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<v Speaker 4>Hundred it might, Bro, I'm back, I'm just back in

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<v Speaker 4>the middle of the restaurant all fucking.

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<v Speaker 5>Minor inconvenience every day.

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<v Speaker 4>Um, it's tough, like probably would you take it? You'd

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<v Speaker 4>probably give it? Yeah, at least give it a go. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>if you if you die in that thirty seconds at

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<v Speaker 4>any point, does the money still stay? Like then can

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<v Speaker 4>I can my family have that?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what. If you die day one, surely

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<v Speaker 5>you haven't earned that, But then you're also.

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<v Speaker 4>Taking the if like I would do it, if the

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<v Speaker 4>money then stays and that could be given to kids parents, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>if you could stay in the family and build a

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<v Speaker 4>bit of an empire. Yeah, I think I'd do it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a good question.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine you get dropped, Okay, so I had the scenario

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<v Speaker 3>where you get dropped at midnight.

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<v Speaker 4>Maging Somalia bro out on the coast bro Pirates territory.

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<v Speaker 3>You might not even get dropped near anything. It's probably

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<v Speaker 3>the best. Imagine if you get dropped next to like

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<v Speaker 3>an island and it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's the thing. But you might also get dropped

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<v Speaker 4>in like the middle of the Atlantic Ocean bro.

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<v Speaker 3>Winter as well. Oh, if you get dropped right where

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<v Speaker 3>the waves are crashing, or you get dropped in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Rip, you get dropped in Hawaii maybe, Yeah, that'd be

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<v Speaker 4>pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 5>If you get you get fit, bro.

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<v Speaker 4>Thirty seconds are hard swimming every day, you'd be shredded

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<v Speaker 4>after five.

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<v Speaker 3>Or it could even be you get dropped in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of the ocean. You just lay on your back

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<v Speaker 3>for thirty seconds. Survival back show. You have some days

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<v Speaker 3>where it's really peaceful and it's actually enjoyable, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then I just walk around with a floaty twenty four

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<v Speaker 4>to seven, Bro, I'm not dying.

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<v Speaker 3>Could you live with the fact that Okay. So let's

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<v Speaker 3>say day one you've passed the challenge. It's easy. You're

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<v Speaker 3>out in the middle of nowhere, but it was a

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful summer's day and you just lay on your back.

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<v Speaker 3>There was no sharks around, no sting rays, nothing that

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<v Speaker 3>can harm you. Day two you get a real bad day,

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<v Speaker 3>so you get dropped in. Let's go three am somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't see anything, and you're just scrambling. You're so scared.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so scared. You feel something touch your leg. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't know what it is, though. Thirty seconds is up.

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<v Speaker 3>How anxious are you feeling for Day three?

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty anxious? But I just have a feeling the one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred mel would ease that. Okay, I really do. I

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<v Speaker 4>think rich people say money doesn't bring you happiness because

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<v Speaker 4>they don't want everyone to have the money. I just

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<v Speaker 4>think it brings so much relief and happiness. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so you know, fuck it, I'll do it. I'll be selfless. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll do it. I'll give it a go.

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<v Speaker 5>What would you, guys?

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like a good challenge to me. I like that.

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<v Speaker 5>I like that one too.

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<v Speaker 4>That keeps you ready every day, that keeps a blood

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<v Speaker 4>flowing like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Feel like if I can find that video, I might

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<v Speaker 3>find it towards the end. It might be a bit

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<v Speaker 3>too hard right now. There was a set of rules

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<v Speaker 3>I believe, towards the back end of it, and then

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<v Speaker 3>I just kind of made up my own just then,

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<v Speaker 3>but got a little story. So primary school. There's two

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<v Speaker 3>stories and they're pissing related. Yeah, aka wing aka.

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<v Speaker 5>What's another name for going to the toilet?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Not off the top of my head. There are lots

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<v Speaker 3>of names, though, you guys can also send those.

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<v Speaker 4>Taking a leak, Yeah, taking a leak, I don't really

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<v Speaker 4>I never use that, but that is another one. I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like that's a bit more American.

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<v Speaker 3>Heading down to Snakeville. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, just made

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<v Speaker 3>that one up. Oh yeah, it counts.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro.

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<v Speaker 4>What other terms python time? Yeah, terms for worm, we

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<v Speaker 4>to pee? I think there's lots. Yeah, No, there are,

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<v Speaker 4>off the top of our head, tinkle, piddle, yeah, go

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<v Speaker 4>for aid yeah, yep, taking a whiz, taking a leak.

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<v Speaker 5>I used to like saying going for a whiz kalifah nice.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice.

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<v Speaker 3>People didn't like that though, that was just he's in

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<v Speaker 3>the john Yeah, okay, yeah, that's American.

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<v Speaker 4>Nick anyway, that's aussy.

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<v Speaker 3>We would do this challenge in primary school and I

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<v Speaker 3>reckon gee. We would have been like ten years old,

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<v Speaker 3>and the aim was you go into the boys toilet

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<v Speaker 3>to the urinal, and what are the urinals called? Just

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<v Speaker 3>your standard long silver one? You step up onto a

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<v Speaker 3>urinal trough. Yeah, but it wasn't like because the trough

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<v Speaker 3>is above ground, if that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 5>Is there a difference between a single.

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<v Speaker 3>Urinal and a longer one like this one?

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<v Speaker 4>That's a trough urinal trophy? And then I believe what's

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<v Speaker 4>a single one?

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<v Speaker 5>And the single was just a urinal?

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<v Speaker 4>Right, it's just also a urinal. Yeah, any all mounted urinals,

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<v Speaker 4>floor mounted urinals, and then trough urinals.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that troughh urinal was what we.

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<v Speaker 4>Had treated like animals a honestly.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, the aim was who can pee the highest up

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<v Speaker 5>the urinal?

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<v Speaker 4>Nice?

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<v Speaker 3>But our urinal ended at a certain height and then

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<v Speaker 3>it was just white wall. I remember my distance was

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<v Speaker 3>just regular, Like some of these guys had crazy, crazy power,

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<v Speaker 3>and you weren't looking at the penis. That wasn't a

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<v Speaker 3>part of the game. The game was you stand back,

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<v Speaker 3>give them a few meters and you watch them go

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<v Speaker 3>to work and then we'd use a little mark and

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<v Speaker 3>mark who's was with the initial Yeah, So I don't

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<v Speaker 3>remember who was the best at that game, but I

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<v Speaker 3>remember we also had another that was a fun game.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't great at it, but it was a fun game.

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<v Speaker 3>There was another one though, where it was who could

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<v Speaker 3>piss for the longest? Nice so everyone they get to

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<v Speaker 3>go into.

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<v Speaker 4>Consistent stream though.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 3>They got to go into the cubicle yep, and we'd

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<v Speaker 3>stand on the outside. We'd make sure they wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 3>a water bottle though, because obviously you can pretend. So

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<v Speaker 3>we'd pat down a couple of people and then they'd

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<v Speaker 3>go in and they'd do their longest we competition.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember you in no No No.

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<v Speaker 3>I I was probably like a forty seconds max or something,

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<v Speaker 3>because you would get disqualified if you stopped and then

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<v Speaker 3>started again.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was a bit like that, a bit dis disjointed.

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<v Speaker 3>But we had this one kid went for like minute

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<v Speaker 3>and a half, like solid minute and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>Were years going crazy? Yeah, yeah, it sounded like a horse.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like I don't know how.

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<v Speaker 4>To do the noise and jumping up and down and stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>They're just some funny games that we'd play in school. School.

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<v Speaker 4>We always say Ossie Primary school is magical, bro.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>It really is. It really is. Now, Jamo, some crazy

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<v Speaker 4>things have been happening in the world this week. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>believe it. Starting off, South Korea introduced martial law.

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<v Speaker 3>So I saw a few articles, but I need some explaining.

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<v Speaker 4>So the president said, we're introducing martial law because of

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<v Speaker 4>threats from North Korea and he wants to He thought

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<v Speaker 4>this was a great way to keep them safe. So

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<v Speaker 4>martial law is that's where the army takes over. There's curfews,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, the parliament suspended, nothing else can happen. The

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<v Speaker 4>president's fully in control. It's basically military control. But the

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<v Speaker 4>thing was right as soon as he did that, South

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<v Speaker 4>Korean parliament were like, we don't want this. This is

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<v Speaker 4>ridiculous bit of argie bargie. The citizens aren't happy. Calls

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<v Speaker 4>it off six hours later, so now they want his head.

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<v Speaker 4>They want him out office. They're going, you're not the

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<v Speaker 4>president for us. So he's failed big time with that.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's fair to want his head.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, especially because he just goes you know, after

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<v Speaker 3>he faced a bit of back there.

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<v Speaker 4>When you make a big call as a leader and

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<v Speaker 4>you fail, you should be gone. Yeah, it's discussed like

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<v Speaker 4>you have to have a bit of better decision making

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<v Speaker 4>skills if you're the leader of a country. Agreed and

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<v Speaker 4>next up, Bro, this cold blooded assassination. This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>So this big health fund in America, United Health. I

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<v Speaker 4>looked him up. They got about three hundred billion revenue,

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<v Speaker 4>eighth biggest company in America.

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<v Speaker 5>Not bad this ceo.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro. I've seen the video. Cold blooded killer comes up

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<v Speaker 4>behind him, mask, backpack, all black silencer on the pistol,

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<v Speaker 4>bang bang bang kills one of the biggest CEOs in

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<v Speaker 4>the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>Assassination from behind though he probably didn't even have a

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<v Speaker 3>split second to know what gun.

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<v Speaker 4>Jammed guy goes that finishes the job.

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<v Speaker 5>Brose.

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<v Speaker 4>They haven't caught him yet, cold blooded killer crazy. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't get it. Some people say it's like a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of a and I fuck you to the big corporations,

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<v Speaker 4>the health corporations. I've seen a bit of that.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard rumors that there's a lot of people who

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<v Speaker 3>try and get payouts from the corporation and then they

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<v Speaker 3>always have something within a contract that makes them not

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<v Speaker 3>have to pay it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 3>And there was a couple of words. Dad was telling

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<v Speaker 3>me that on the actual shells of the bullet.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there were some words engraved.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Those words I believe were used in like like as

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<v Speaker 4>an excuse as to why you can't get your money.

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<v Speaker 5>Correct, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Shell casings were found with the words deny, defend and depose.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, deny defend.

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine if that's what he said, is he did it?

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon he was silent, like if he had a silencer.

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<v Speaker 3>He was wearing all black. He was chill, bang bang bang.

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<v Speaker 4>With a silence. He's an assassin, bro, Yeah, proper hit man.

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<v Speaker 5>I if you got paid for that, I think he

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<v Speaker 5>definitely would.

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<v Speaker 4>He'd want more than twenty five grand for that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that he is going to be found though,

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<v Speaker 3>because you think he'll be seen as a bit of

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<v Speaker 3>a hero in a way, maybe to people who have

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<v Speaker 3>been done wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>By I've seen a bit of that on social media,

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<v Speaker 4>that like he'll be seen as this mystical person. But

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<v Speaker 4>then it's also like, was the CEO calling all of

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<v Speaker 4>those shots?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I imagine he's just a chill dude, Like, what's this

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<v Speaker 4>I want to get a photo of him.

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<v Speaker 5>He's a chill guy, or he could have been terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>He probably he might have been a horrible person, but

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<v Speaker 3>also could have been a great bloke United Hell CEO.

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<v Speaker 3>We honestly don't know anything about him as a person,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm not going to speak on that.

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<v Speaker 5>He actually looks like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Why does he look like a decent guy? Does that

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<v Speaker 3>annoy you or to make you like sad?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel? Yeah, well, no, like, I'm not a big

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<v Speaker 4>fan of sort of assassinations in generals, but I can

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of people seem to froth it telling me

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<v Speaker 4>off right. Brian Thompson, bro Brizza, Brizza, Bristol, Bristol Thompson, Oh, man,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to I want to read up on him,

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<v Speaker 4>May Bristlelway, Bristol. Well, he probably had a real good

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<v Speaker 4>fifty years.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like or.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe yeah, I don't know. If he's had threats and

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<v Speaker 4>this cloud over his head for a while, apparently he

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<v Speaker 4>was receiving some death threats. Yeah, the longer clouds over

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<v Speaker 4>your head, the more would have had a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>security around him. If he's one of the one of

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<v Speaker 4>the biggest CEOs in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but maybe he said, I'm Bristol t I don't

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<v Speaker 3>need security.

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<v Speaker 4>Fifty years of age.

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<v Speaker 5>In peace.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's a short life, but it's decent, probably just

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<v Speaker 4>over half a life.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep. So he's fulfilled half of.

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<v Speaker 3>His legacy and he got assassinated. Damn bro Well, at

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<v Speaker 3>least he's left a lot of money for his family. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they'll be sortied. Yeah, poor guy though, Like we don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what really happened, like the ins and out, but hey,

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<v Speaker 3>it's never good when someone dies unless they did something horrible.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, six a side deal. Heartbreaking night for me. Last night.

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<v Speaker 3>You came along and watched Rog didn't know because he

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<v Speaker 3>bailed as he usually does.

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<v Speaker 4>He is sick though, so what he reckons? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Do we excuse him? Maybe not, We'll see. We'll see.

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<v Speaker 3>But we lost four to three on the main stage,

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<v Speaker 3>went down four nil. Things were looking real, Bleak scored

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<v Speaker 3>a few late, keeper got sent off and then the

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<v Speaker 3>last five minutes it was just a stale mate.

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<v Speaker 5>We couldn't get the job done.

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<v Speaker 4>It was tough half on you lost the player.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but we still fight.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe we're still in the top three type area,

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<v Speaker 3>So we'll see. How it goes, and I think five

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<v Speaker 3>or six weeks left for that, so I'll give you

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<v Speaker 3>guys another update soon.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I got the call up.

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<v Speaker 4>Deal you did, mate. I've been coming, Josh.

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<v Speaker 3>Rognetta plays cricket every Sunday in basically a one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>ball game, and you know it only goes for two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>I've gone down and watched a couple of games, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think just through being.

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<v Speaker 4>There, they've thought, oh he's keen. Yeah, and the whole

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<v Speaker 4>time that was my plan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like I never intended to play a full season

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<v Speaker 3>of cricket ever again in my life.

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<v Speaker 5>You want it again anyone?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just got the itch because I'm out there

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<v Speaker 3>looking at some of the bowlers and thinking maybe I

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<v Speaker 3>could do some damage in saying that I could also

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<v Speaker 3>get out first ball to the worst bowler in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>So we'll see how it goes. That's on something.

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<v Speaker 4>Rog will even be ready. He reckons he's worst today,

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<v Speaker 4>so he's got two days to recover for an important match.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're back filming on a Friday today. We filmed

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<v Speaker 3>on a Sunday last week. Yeah, on the Friday today,

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<v Speaker 3>and yeah, Rog only has two days, well one day

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<v Speaker 3>really yep, to get fit, So hopefully he'll be there

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<v Speaker 3>and ready to go.

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<v Speaker 5>But that'll be good. I might take the vlog camera and.

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<v Speaker 3>Do a little bit because at least with cricket, when

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<v Speaker 3>we're batting, I can just sit there with the camera

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<v Speaker 3>on the bench. I don't have to be out there

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<v Speaker 3>the whole time. So that'd be good fun and not

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<v Speaker 3>much pressure. Because Rog's team has finished on top of

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<v Speaker 3>the ladder.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice, so it's a bit of a throwaway game.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, this is the last regular season game the.

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<v Speaker 4>Grand finals next week. But it's a semi and granny

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<v Speaker 4>in one day. Yes, so they need to win their

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<v Speaker 4>semi to get through.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that will be the day after the big

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<v Speaker 3>races day. That'll be crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go with the voice message first.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got a lot of stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have voice Message, we have the Spanish voice Messages,

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<v Speaker 3>which I'm looking forward to. We have the first date segment,

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<v Speaker 3>courts and Confessions.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 5>What an absolute episode we have here.

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<v Speaker 1>We hope you're enjoying the Jamo and Dylan Show. It's

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<v Speaker 1>now time to have your stories heard and your questions

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<v Speaker 1>answered to be featured on the potty Message. The boys

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<v Speaker 1>at Jamo and Dylan on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, here we go. This one is from Flynn,

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<v Speaker 3>and Flynn was one of the lost files. Oh flinner, flinner,

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<v Speaker 3>he has been. His first message was in mark. He

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<v Speaker 3>also said in this photo of us with Rog, he

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<v Speaker 3>said that Rog kind of looks like Dobby from Harry Potter.

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<v Speaker 5>Dobby with a mustache.

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<v Speaker 4>That's disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 7>Men.

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<v Speaker 5>Here we go, Hey boys.

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<v Speaker 4>Love the party.

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<v Speaker 5>Long time listening here.

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<v Speaker 8>I was listening to the pod this morning and heard

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<v Speaker 8>your que for funny camp stories, and I couldn't help

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<v Speaker 8>myself presentd this a voice message, so I've got one

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<v Speaker 8>of my own. I was on grade eleven camp. It

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<v Speaker 8>was actually a leadership camp, which makes it like even

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<v Speaker 8>more ironic this story. But we were on leadership camp

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<v Speaker 8>and all the boys we got told to like have

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<v Speaker 8>showers and do all that stuff. So we all went

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<v Speaker 8>to the bathrooms to have showers. And you know how

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<v Speaker 8>it gets when there's all these boys in the bathrooms together,

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<v Speaker 8>A bit silly. Anyway, one of my mates, he was helicoptering.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know if I'm allowed to describe what that means,

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<v Speaker 8>but I hope you guys understand. He was helicoptering all

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<v Speaker 8>fun and games until an hour later he comes back

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<v Speaker 8>to us and he was like, my nuts, they hurt

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<v Speaker 8>so so much.

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<v Speaker 3>For those who don't know what helicoptering, is it swanging

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<v Speaker 3>that fang around.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, came persisted through the night, and then he went

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<v Speaker 8>to a teacher and basically said, like when had happened

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<v Speaker 8>and all this all the pain he was in, and

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<v Speaker 8>they like rushed him to hospital, and mind you, was

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<v Speaker 8>like a regional hospital because we were not like close

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<v Speaker 8>to town like at all. Yeah, it turned out he

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<v Speaker 8>had to get like immediate surgery because he had a

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<v Speaker 8>testicular torsion. Twisted nuts. Yeah, came back to camp the

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<v Speaker 8>next day with the jobs strapping a fat scar downside

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<v Speaker 8>his testicles, which he was super proud about. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>just wondering boys, if you guys know anyone that has

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<v Speaker 8>also twisted their nuts or because I swear to god,

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<v Speaker 8>it's pretty common and like I had three boys in

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<v Speaker 8>my grade through my high school education that twisted their nuts,

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<v Speaker 8>so super random. But yeah, love the potty boys, keep

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<v Speaker 8>up the good work.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks for that mess.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know anyone who's had that sort of injury.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I've heard a lot of it in sports.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>I've only known one person personally, and that was in

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<v Speaker 3>primary school. Like he just ran twisted and then he

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<v Speaker 3>actually just twisted his nut.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep. Yeah, I've never like had someone to.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen your big hits, but I've never known anyone

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<v Speaker 4>who's had a serious injury. I've heard of ruptured testicle,

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<v Speaker 4>yeah in the realm, which is horrible. That's an impact injury.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, let us know if you guys have had

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<v Speaker 4>any nut injuries. What do you call it to sicular

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<v Speaker 4>torsion or something like that? Yeah, bro crazy all right,

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<v Speaker 4>Spanish vms.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we need an intro for this.

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<v Speaker 4>If it keeps going, we'll get one. We do have

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<v Speaker 4>some lessons coming. So these two people are keen and

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<v Speaker 4>I respect it. So one of them is Maddie D.

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<v Speaker 4>Maddie D has a Spanish speaking partner who is teaching

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<v Speaker 4>him the ropes, so he is learning.

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<v Speaker 3>He is very much a beginner, let's learn. And then

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<v Speaker 3>the second is a girl who is half Spanish. And

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<v Speaker 3>then we also have another person who isn't even a

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<v Speaker 3>follower of our show. Someone suggested her as a Spanish

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<v Speaker 3>speaker for us, who will also be reaching out to

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<v Speaker 3>us maybe for next week.

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<v Speaker 5>So let's start this off.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to turn one point five off for the

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<v Speaker 3>lesson because we need it to be slow.

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<v Speaker 5>So let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>This is from Matty D, who's going to just run

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<v Speaker 3>us through and give us our Spanish lesson. We need

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<v Speaker 3>to think of what the intro could be, because I

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<v Speaker 3>could be really like, make it really fun with like

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<v Speaker 3>a little Spanish music. We'll work on it and we'll

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<v Speaker 3>learn on like learn a Spanish phrase to say.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, that's a job for you guys who are giving

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<v Speaker 3>us stories for next week. Give us a phrase we

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<v Speaker 3>can learn that we can use, and that'll be behind

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<v Speaker 3>closed doors.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, thank you?

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<v Speaker 9>All right, boys. So the first sentence we're going to

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<v Speaker 9>learn in Spanish is I would like to reserve a

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<v Speaker 9>table to say. I would like is kiss here? I

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<v Speaker 9>would like kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>Yerra Kiissera, kiss Yera, kiss Sierra, kiss Yerra, kiss Jera,

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<v Speaker 4>kiss Yerda? Is that what it kiss? Is it kiss

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<v Speaker 4>Jero kiss Sierra? Like is kiss here?

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<v Speaker 9>I would like kiss Yerra.

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<v Speaker 4>Kiss Sierra, kiss Sierra, kiss Sierra. Nice kiss Giziera.

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<v Speaker 3>Boy.

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<v Speaker 9>So the first word, he's a kiss heerra. The second

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<v Speaker 9>word is reserved, so that is kiss heerra.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm gotta hear that again, boy.

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<v Speaker 9>So the first word, he's a kiss here. The second

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<v Speaker 9>word is reserved, so that is.

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<v Speaker 4>Kisser So it's basically reserved. That sounds Spanish gerraira. I

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<v Speaker 4>want a deep Spanish voice, so I'm gonna drop it

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<v Speaker 4>and octave. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I've learned this through watching shows and stuff, and when

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<v Speaker 3>people like, let's say white Australians just try and speak

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<v Speaker 3>another language and they try and do it in their accent,

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<v Speaker 3>that's not how you do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Ser Sierra reservoir in Spanish. Some movie actor Antonio Banderas

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<v Speaker 4>Gisierra reservoirs.

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<v Speaker 5>I like it.

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<v Speaker 4>I would like to preserve. And then we need a

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<v Speaker 4>table please, And then at the end you have a table.

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<v Speaker 9>So a meaning one is una and then table is mesa,

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<v Speaker 9>so una mesa. So all together we have.

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<v Speaker 6>Messa.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh sounds elegant.

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<v Speaker 4>Gesierra reservoir, mesa Kissierra reservoir, mesa, mesa mesa or mesa.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon it's mesa.

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<v Speaker 9>Then at the end you have a table, so a

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<v Speaker 9>meaning one is una and then table is mesa una mesa.

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<v Speaker 9>So all together we have Kisierra Mesa.

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<v Speaker 5>His little our role is good. He's good.

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<v Speaker 4>Gesierrasivad a mess out.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't he actually didn't think that he was going

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<v Speaker 3>to be on the podcast until I mentioned it.

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<v Speaker 4>Now he's excited.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's listen to this last bit.

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<v Speaker 9>And also if you've got a request of something you

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<v Speaker 9>want to learn or say, I'll just learn it off

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<v Speaker 9>missus and yeah, teaching.

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<v Speaker 4>What do we need like learning Spanish with Jamo and Dylan.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I want dirty talk, give.

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<v Speaker 4>Me some of that because that's that's part of our intro.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so we need, like, you know, something like that,

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<v Speaker 3>learning Spanish with Jamo and Dylan Jamo Edylan, Yeah, oh man,

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<v Speaker 3>I want.

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<v Speaker 4>Us to do it and then we'll yeah yeah, and

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<v Speaker 4>then we'll have some music in the background. We're like

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<v Speaker 4>Dora bro but adults. Now we are. Imagine we became

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<v Speaker 4>like the biggest Spanish teaching like that's just our random

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<v Speaker 4>niche thing, like we teach people Spanish.

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<v Speaker 5>We could make high quality videos, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 4>Well probably there. Let's do something for the world and

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<v Speaker 4>learn Spanish with Jamo and Dylan.

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<v Speaker 3>People like travel agencies will hopefully reach out airlines and stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll say we'll give you.

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<v Speaker 4>To Spain and then take me to an hour classic.

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<v Speaker 5>There's like a visit guitar.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, guitar visit guitar visit Spain. Yeah, Espana, all right, and.

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<v Speaker 3>We can go to Bartelon and run them Mark, I've

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<v Speaker 3>already forgot it.

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<v Speaker 4>Sierra Sierra reservoir Una mesa Sierra, mesa, mesa, mesa mesas

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<v Speaker 4>Spanish commentators.

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<v Speaker 5>Now we have this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh boys, can.

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<v Speaker 6>I just say it is a privilege and an honor.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just gonna get straight into it.

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<v Speaker 6>So today we're learning basics, basics.

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<v Speaker 7>We're gonna start with good morning, how are you bosass?

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<v Speaker 1>Good mornings?

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<v Speaker 4>Diasierra want to get our reserve table for two? Come

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<v Speaker 4>on us, how are you comos como stas comam. Maybe

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<v Speaker 4>we become like voice like Spanish voiceovers for Australian shows. Bro,

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<v Speaker 4>I really want you to hit those vowels.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to hear any buss.

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<v Speaker 4>Bueno you go, Buenos dias, comosa, Buenos Dias. We're doing well.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll give it at all. Don't you worry about that

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<v Speaker 4>till mean us I don't want to hear any just

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<v Speaker 4>going back to hit this it's.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh and in response to that, and you can say

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<v Speaker 7>it Stan's st I.

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<v Speaker 2>Am, well, it's it's ban, it's doy Bien, it's stey ban.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you ask me that? And I'll reply so sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>so sorry, so go.

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<v Speaker 4>And bors and then come and then what am I saying?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it?

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<v Speaker 6>So we.

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<v Speaker 4>Learned that we can't?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, probably not even a word in Spanish. Sorry, watching

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<v Speaker 3>the test match behind us.

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<v Speaker 4>So you see your later mate?

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<v Speaker 5>So you row hit?

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<v Speaker 4>What was it?

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe Rod hit the ball next time?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we'll put that. No, TikTok's not in India. I

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<v Speaker 4>was gonna say they would love it.

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<v Speaker 3>They would, but they still appear on ours like reels though, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they would hate that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, borns d S.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's good morning, born us D. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>say something been I forgot its story bi in, I

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<v Speaker 3>think so it's in its story in story bien, story

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<v Speaker 3>be in.

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<v Speaker 2>So now we'll flip it and I'll do it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's story bi in, wonderful next story bien.

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<v Speaker 7>Next.

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<v Speaker 9>The informal one we can use is like, sup, bro,

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<v Speaker 9>what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>So we can say.

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<v Speaker 7>Passa bro, Yes, I just said broke it with a

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<v Speaker 7>Spanish accent. But they say that this is in Spain anyway,

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<v Speaker 7>So yeah, you can say, get pass. I really want

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<v Speaker 7>you to commit.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, oh we are committing on the vowels get pas

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<v Speaker 4>get I like that is it dea is it tia

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<v Speaker 4>or dea dia yae commit on the vows gets or damn.

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<v Speaker 5>It's with a q one of q u e p

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<v Speaker 5>a s a.

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<v Speaker 4>Tia born of das, born of das. Nice bro. We

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<v Speaker 4>learned some phrases.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it meaning she says, let me know if you

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<v Speaker 3>have any questions. The informal ones are very Spanish and

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<v Speaker 3>from Spain, so the Latinos might come at me, but

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<v Speaker 3>oh well.

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<v Speaker 4>It's okay. We can get the Maybe we can then

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<v Speaker 4>get like a Latino in to help us, and we

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<v Speaker 4>can do both variations.

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<v Speaker 9>Also with the you're like tapping your tongue.

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<v Speaker 5>And I can feel that.

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<v Speaker 2>Just practice.

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<v Speaker 4>Get us up, Get us up, bro, get us up,

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<v Speaker 4>and you gotta do get nice bro. Now, I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like I've learned a lot today.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got to be beach side with a tan some sick.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to say this ship at Cotteslow Brome get Spanish.

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<v Speaker 4>Get us you can good Tan, So I want to

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<v Speaker 4>work on it hard now Spanish Va that was sick.

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<v Speaker 4>This is my new favorite segment. Actually, this has given

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<v Speaker 4>me a bit of energy. The enjoyed that, and they

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<v Speaker 4>will feel the passion.

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<v Speaker 5>For next week.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll tell them to send an update. And we're doing

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<v Speaker 4>every week. We are helping thousands learn Spanish as well.

0:31:46.760 --> 0:31:48.960
<v Speaker 4>That's going up on TikTok Spanish with Jamo and Dialing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a new series that's going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Take over the world, bro, And you know what they're

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<v Speaker 3>going to do when they listen, They're going to learn

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<v Speaker 3>it and they're going to do it in their car

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<v Speaker 3>ye professor and Professor Megan, I mean you, Maddie D

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<v Speaker 3>and Megan shout out elite Bro.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll need is that Maddi D.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to tell him we'll need some lessons for

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<v Speaker 4>next week.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and then maybe these people will get big as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they can be that they're in Spanish.

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<v Speaker 5>For their respective states that they live in.

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<v Speaker 4>They can be that. Yes, all right, should we get

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<v Speaker 4>into the first first date voice message?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, Hey, that's just one into your worst first date stories.

0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:33.440
<v Speaker 6>This one isn't really the date itself that was bad,

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<v Speaker 6>but getting to the.

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<v Speaker 4>Date is where it was bad.

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<v Speaker 6>I was running late, I was leaving when I was

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<v Speaker 6>supposed to be getting to the date. So that's one

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<v Speaker 6>part that already macs it bad. And then the second

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<v Speaker 6>part was because I was running late, I ended up

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<v Speaker 6>getting an eat scooter instead of walking because we're going

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<v Speaker 6>to have a couple of drinks, can drive there, and

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<v Speaker 6>so I ended up taking east scooter to the place

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<v Speaker 6>were going to meet up. And as I was riding

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<v Speaker 6>the scooter, I ended up stacking it and cutting my

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<v Speaker 6>hand up pretty bad. And I kept writing the scooter,

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<v Speaker 6>and as I was writing, I saw these people that

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<v Speaker 6>were selling like the Bible, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>they seemed like they could help me. So I went

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<v Speaker 6>over to them and I asked if they had a

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<v Speaker 6>any water to wash it down with, and they did so.

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<v Speaker 6>Then I ended up washing my hand with the water

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<v Speaker 6>from the people that were selling like the Bible and

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<v Speaker 6>the self help classes and that and ended up rocking

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<v Speaker 6>up to my first date with holding a tissue to

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<v Speaker 6>my hand as it was continuing to bleed, and being

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<v Speaker 6>about thirty minutes late to my first date, Anyway, long

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<v Speaker 6>stree short. We ended up having a very good first

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<v Speaker 6>date and now we've been dating for five months.

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<v Speaker 4>It all worked out in the end.

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<v Speaker 5>That's crazy.

0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:05.280
<v Speaker 4>Why did she put up with that? You've showed up

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<v Speaker 4>drunk late, bleeding on a scooter.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't think it was happening.

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<v Speaker 3>The one thing about that is that he can actually

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:15.879
<v Speaker 3>give her a story when he gets there. True, there's

0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:18.200
<v Speaker 3>a lot of stuff to talk about. It's like, why

0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:21.000
<v Speaker 3>you do look so grubby? Your hands will cut up,

0:34:21.520 --> 0:34:22.400
<v Speaker 3>everything's hurting.

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:25.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh well, I'll be telling my daughter to leave that

0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:30.799
<v Speaker 4>two minutes late. Bro, Yeah, disrespectful bro.

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<v Speaker 5>Escooter Imagine is that? Nick ha?

0:34:35.680 --> 0:34:37.960
<v Speaker 4>Bro? You roll up to the first day on an escooter?

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus all right, moving on to our second one. Now

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 3>this is actually from the twenty second of November, one

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:49.960
<v Speaker 3>of the Lost files, but it actually does work for

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<v Speaker 3>our segment today.

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<v Speaker 4>All Right.

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:55.799
<v Speaker 3>I was fifteen at the time, working at KFC. This boy,

0:34:55.880 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 3>who was a year older than me, was interested in me. Me,

0:34:58.680 --> 0:35:01.600
<v Speaker 3>being young and naive, obviously went for him. You know,

0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 3>boy that's a year older, a little bit of an

0:35:04.239 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 3>element the classic love story. We were together for around

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:09.440
<v Speaker 3>a week at this point, and I wanted to hang

0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:11.520
<v Speaker 3>out outside of work, so we planned to meet up,

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:14.840
<v Speaker 3>and he ghosted me twice. I was done with the

0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:17.960
<v Speaker 3>relationship at that point and ended things. That weekend, he

0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:20.520
<v Speaker 3>asked me to come over to his house. I obviously

0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:22.719
<v Speaker 3>declined because I didn't want anything to do with him

0:35:22.760 --> 0:35:25.560
<v Speaker 3>after he did that twice, I went to work instead,

0:35:25.680 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 3>and the next day I get a message from his

0:35:27.600 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 3>friend asking if it was true that we slept together.

0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:32.719
<v Speaker 3>I was a virgin at the time, so I said

0:35:32.840 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 3>hell na, and I was pretty offended. I then went

0:35:35.760 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 3>to Snapchat to speak to him and confront him about

0:35:38.080 --> 0:35:40.359
<v Speaker 3>what he said. He ended up telling me how much

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 3>he loves me. They were together for two weeks and

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<v Speaker 3>then he sent me a nude. When I say, it

0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:50.680
<v Speaker 3>was the smallest little pecker I had ever seen. Hecker,

0:35:50.719 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 3>bro pecker, little peck.

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:52.800
<v Speaker 4>That's crazy.

0:35:53.360 --> 0:35:55.279
<v Speaker 3>He then went on to tell me, after I said

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:57.600
<v Speaker 3>nothing back, that he cheated on me with this girl

0:35:57.760 --> 0:36:01.879
<v Speaker 3>named Paige Oh, fake name, and she was ten out

0:36:01.920 --> 0:36:04.640
<v Speaker 3>of ten, drop dead gorgeous girl. And I was like,

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:07.680
<v Speaker 3>no chance he got with her. He kept saying it

0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:09.719
<v Speaker 3>and he kept harassing me, so I went to my

0:36:09.840 --> 0:36:12.919
<v Speaker 3>friend to discuss it, and in that conversation I called

0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:17.920
<v Speaker 3>him Shrimpy. This led to my entire store nicknaming him Shrimpy.

0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:22.440
<v Speaker 3>He's only been referred by this name for three years

0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:26.120
<v Speaker 3>until he quit. Karma is a bit Shrimper called him

0:36:26.160 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 3>shrimpy in his workplace. He probably thinks getting to work

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:31.680
<v Speaker 3>after school is like a little place where he can

0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:33.000
<v Speaker 3>get away from that.

0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:38.560
<v Speaker 4>That stuff is ridiculous, outrageous. Met with this chick on

0:36:38.640 --> 0:36:41.319
<v Speaker 4>Tinder back in twenty eighteen, and she was a bigger chick.

0:36:41.800 --> 0:36:44.120
<v Speaker 4>She got a train into the town I lived, as

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:46.080
<v Speaker 4>she didn't live too far away from me at the time.

0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:49.120
<v Speaker 4>We walked from the station to the park in complete

0:36:49.200 --> 0:36:51.200
<v Speaker 4>silence as I didn't know what to say as it

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:54.360
<v Speaker 4>was my first time doing this face to face. We

0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:56.680
<v Speaker 4>ended up kissing it. Afterwards, I walked back to the

0:36:56.719 --> 0:36:59.880
<v Speaker 4>station to go to a mates. She ended up texting

0:36:59.920 --> 0:37:02.200
<v Speaker 4>me and I just never replied back. She was crying

0:37:02.280 --> 0:37:05.440
<v Speaker 4>on the train home. Just recently, I got back in

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:07.600
<v Speaker 4>contact with her to tell him my feelings for her,

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:09.239
<v Speaker 4>and the next day I found out she had some

0:37:09.400 --> 0:37:11.279
<v Speaker 4>guy in her back pocket. The whole time. It broke

0:37:11.360 --> 0:37:13.520
<v Speaker 4>me because I thought she was one. I thought she

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:15.640
<v Speaker 4>was the one. Boys. I love you boys, keep up

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:17.600
<v Speaker 4>the sick work in the new year and Merry Christmas.

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:18.759
<v Speaker 5>That's so sad man.

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 4>But he kind of couldn't give a fuck about her. So, yeah,

0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:23.839
<v Speaker 4>comes around, doesn't it goes around?

0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:27.520
<v Speaker 5>Comes around? Went to an Asian restaurant with a girl

0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 5>from New Zealand and she started dropping the N word.

0:37:33.120 --> 0:37:36.279
<v Speaker 4>That can't happen. It can't happen, that can't happen. The

0:37:36.400 --> 0:37:39.680
<v Speaker 4>fact that it just happened, in general is crazy. And

0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:42.759
<v Speaker 4>on a first day in a restaurant, crazy restaurant, lots

0:37:42.800 --> 0:37:46.760
<v Speaker 4>of people around, he's probably thinking, oh my god, like outrageous.

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:49.880
<v Speaker 4>All right, well, we got a couple court cases. Yes,

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:50.520
<v Speaker 4>we move on.

0:37:51.600 --> 0:37:54.200
<v Speaker 1>You're about to enter the courtroom of Gammo and Dylan.

0:37:54.880 --> 0:37:58.040
<v Speaker 1>The people are real, the cases are real, and the

0:37:58.160 --> 0:38:02.080
<v Speaker 1>rulings are final. This is Jammo and Dylan's court room.

0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:06.000
<v Speaker 4>All right, let's get into it, hey, boys, longtime listener,

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:08.160
<v Speaker 4>first time sender, with a bit of a court case

0:38:08.239 --> 0:38:10.239
<v Speaker 4>for you. So the other day I went out on

0:38:10.320 --> 0:38:13.879
<v Speaker 4>a date with this girl from Tinder. At this point,

0:38:13.960 --> 0:38:15.960
<v Speaker 4>we'd only been talking for a while, but the vibes

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:18.719
<v Speaker 4>were good, fast forward a little. We make plans to

0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 4>link up, but they fall through until she asked me

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:24.880
<v Speaker 4>to go bowling with her and her friends. So the

0:38:25.000 --> 0:38:27.360
<v Speaker 4>day comes and about a two hour drive to go

0:38:27.560 --> 0:38:30.279
<v Speaker 4>see her. I get to the bowling alley, step out

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:35.520
<v Speaker 4>the car and turns out she's very large, very short,

0:38:35.960 --> 0:38:38.400
<v Speaker 4>very fat and her age and I'm just thinking what

0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:40.279
<v Speaker 4>the fuck? And since I'm already there and I want

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:42.920
<v Speaker 4>to go bowling, I do goes along with the date. Anyway,

0:38:43.520 --> 0:38:45.560
<v Speaker 4>turns out it was the wrong move, as the night

0:38:45.680 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 4>consisted of her trying to sit on me, touch me, etc.

0:38:48.760 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 5>Sit on news crazy.

0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.919
<v Speaker 4>When we finish our games, one of the friends say

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:56.200
<v Speaker 4>to go out for some cheeky KFC, which in the

0:38:56.239 --> 0:38:57.880
<v Speaker 4>moment I agreed, But as soon as they got in

0:38:57.960 --> 0:39:00.200
<v Speaker 4>the car, I had a decision to make either go

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:02.160
<v Speaker 4>with them to eat or drive home since it will

0:39:02.200 --> 0:39:04.480
<v Speaker 4>take a while. I ended up blocking her and everything

0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:06.800
<v Speaker 4>and drove home. I told my boys a story, and

0:39:06.840 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 4>half of them agree I made the right choice, and

0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:11.200
<v Speaker 4>the other half calling me an asshole for dipping. I'm

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:13.560
<v Speaker 4>positive I made the right choice, as she didn't disclose

0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:14.719
<v Speaker 4>her weight prior to meeting.

0:39:16.320 --> 0:39:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Disclosing your weight isn't something you have to do, but

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:22.440
<v Speaker 3>you should know what you're getting yourself into. So there

0:39:22.480 --> 0:39:25.560
<v Speaker 3>should be, you know, full body photos on display, so

0:39:25.640 --> 0:39:27.560
<v Speaker 3>at least you both know what it is.

0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 4>Yep, Yep.

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:33.919
<v Speaker 3>I really dislike catfishing. Yep, and I really dislike and look,

0:39:33.960 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 3>I've never been a victim of it. I know people

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:38.359
<v Speaker 3>who have been victim of it, but I can only

0:39:38.440 --> 0:39:39.719
<v Speaker 3>imagine how I would.

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:40.439
<v Speaker 4>Feel it would hurt.

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:44.479
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there should be in order to have a dating app,

0:39:45.120 --> 0:39:47.800
<v Speaker 3>it should have to consist of the act a couple

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:49.880
<v Speaker 3>of photos that aren't just the face.

0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:53.080
<v Speaker 4>Yes, completely, I completely agree.

0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:55.160
<v Speaker 3>Because you don't want to like this is being a

0:39:55.200 --> 0:39:58.839
<v Speaker 3>respectful person. It is you don't want to waste their time.

0:39:59.120 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 5>Yep. And the time wouldn't have been wasted if you

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:03.759
<v Speaker 5>had known.

0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:06.040
<v Speaker 4>We've also got a cheating story from this same person.

0:40:06.200 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 5>Wow, what a tough life.

0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 4>I found out that she had cheated on me with

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:12.400
<v Speaker 4>one of my associates. I came across this information a

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 4>couple of weeks before her birthday I attended. I only

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:18.879
<v Speaker 4>gave her a card saying where over and dipped after

0:40:18.960 --> 0:40:20.919
<v Speaker 4>she read it. A little bit petty, but oh well,

0:40:21.520 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 4>little bit Yeah, but that's all right, that's all right.

0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:26.279
<v Speaker 4>Is that a few things happened to him. I'll tell

0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:27.279
<v Speaker 4>you that. Poor bloke.

0:40:28.040 --> 0:40:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Hey boys, just a quick story. Me and the boys

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 3>are on a lad strip in Bali. We've just found

0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:36.000
<v Speaker 3>out that one of our best mates comments on porn videos.

0:40:36.840 --> 0:40:38.200
<v Speaker 3>What are your thoughts on this topic?

0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:40.520
<v Speaker 5>Love your work. You'll have that mansion on the water

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:41.880
<v Speaker 5>in no time. Thank you for that.

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 4>I agree, I appreciate the positive thoughts. That's crazy, and

0:40:45.719 --> 0:40:47.640
<v Speaker 4>this is the court case, and in the court room

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:52.400
<v Speaker 4>we find him guilty. Now the other person was, Oh,

0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 4>I forgot to give him a verdict. I feel like

0:40:54.280 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 4>not guilty for dipping in the first date because they

0:40:57.160 --> 0:40:59.080
<v Speaker 4>hadn't disclosed information about themselves.

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and look, as I said before, you don't have

0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:04.200
<v Speaker 3>to send what you weigh exactly, but just you need

0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:06.480
<v Speaker 3>a visual of the person to have an idea them

0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:07.400
<v Speaker 3>this person.

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah guilty, Bro, that's crazy, Yeah guilty. That's serial killer behavior. Yeah.

0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:15.040
<v Speaker 3>I also think that there's a certain type of person

0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:17.400
<v Speaker 3>that does it, and I would assume they're not very

0:41:17.480 --> 0:41:22.200
<v Speaker 3>trustworthy yep, because it is like a megacreep thing to

0:41:22.320 --> 0:41:22.680
<v Speaker 3>be doing.

0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:25.160
<v Speaker 5>But then at the end of the day.

0:41:25.280 --> 0:41:27.759
<v Speaker 3>The people that make these videos, they probably want some

0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:28.640
<v Speaker 3>feed one hundred percent.

0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:30.799
<v Speaker 4>They want some positive. They want to go I did good.

0:41:31.080 --> 0:41:33.360
<v Speaker 5>So is there a place in the world for it?

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:33.879
<v Speaker 4>Yes?

0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:38.560
<v Speaker 5>Do we condone it? Probably not? No, So that's your verdict.

0:41:38.680 --> 0:41:40.640
<v Speaker 5>Your friend is guilty. But I hope the Barley trip

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 5>was good fun.

0:41:41.360 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I'm sure it was. All right, we got one confession.

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:47.480
<v Speaker 1>It's now time to dive into your deepest and darkest confessions.

0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Let's hear what the people have to get off their chest.

0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:52.279
<v Speaker 5>All right, let's get into this one.

0:41:53.120 --> 0:41:55.319
<v Speaker 4>Last year, I was with the girl and was also

0:41:55.520 --> 0:41:58.680
<v Speaker 4>talking slash snapchatting her best friend. Oh yep. When the

0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:00.600
<v Speaker 4>girl I was talking to you when to sleep? I

0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:03.960
<v Speaker 4>sent a video of my to her, intending it to

0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:04.719
<v Speaker 4>be sent to her.

0:42:06.320 --> 0:42:06.520
<v Speaker 8>Ah.

0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 4>I sent a video of my to her, intending it

0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:12.400
<v Speaker 4>to be sent to her friend as well, who I

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:13.200
<v Speaker 4>was snapchatting.

0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:16.759
<v Speaker 5>Wait he was intending to send her both, yeah, double pecker.

0:42:16.600 --> 0:42:19.719
<v Speaker 4>To make things worse, I couldn't. Oh wait, I think

0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:22.800
<v Speaker 4>he's written it wrong. I think he means he intended

0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:24.719
<v Speaker 4>it to be sent to her, but not the other one,

0:42:24.960 --> 0:42:29.280
<v Speaker 4>even though he's written intended. Okay, idiot to make things worse,

0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:31.759
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't delete the snapchat, and when she woke up

0:42:31.800 --> 0:42:34.440
<v Speaker 4>and opened it the next morning, she was at coffee

0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:36.239
<v Speaker 4>with her parents and was supposed to be taking a

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:38.920
<v Speaker 4>selfie with her little sister for me, but opened my

0:42:38.960 --> 0:42:41.080
<v Speaker 4>snapchat in front of her and blocked me the next day.

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:42.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it's fair enough.

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:43.520
<v Speaker 4>That's definitely fair enough.

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:50.080
<v Speaker 3>Disgusting, pervert, you perverted, little fucking weasel.

0:42:50.440 --> 0:42:53.520
<v Speaker 4>Yep. How about next time, don't send your peckert to

0:42:53.560 --> 0:42:56.720
<v Speaker 4>a girl? How about send like a nice message?

0:42:57.040 --> 0:43:00.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then maybe in real life can see it

0:43:00.600 --> 0:43:03.600
<v Speaker 3>if the circumstances are right. Yeah, don't have to rush

0:43:03.640 --> 0:43:08.560
<v Speaker 3>the pecker bro. I find early nudes psychotic.

0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:09.439
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, yeah.

0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:14.200
<v Speaker 5>How can you put that much trust in a stranger? Yep?

0:43:14.480 --> 0:43:17.000
<v Speaker 5>And maybe I'm paranoid about that, but I think that

0:43:17.120 --> 0:43:17.520
<v Speaker 5>it's fair.

0:43:17.920 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I agree, crazy, I agree early nudes are wild.

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:22.920
<v Speaker 5>I agree, bro. Fuck it.

0:43:23.200 --> 0:43:25.200
<v Speaker 3>He's in the courtroom now. You want a bit of guilt,

0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:28.759
<v Speaker 3>guilty years. But I also feel for him as well

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:31.600
<v Speaker 3>because it was unintentional. Yes, it was an accident. You

0:43:31.640 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 3>can't delete that stuff, but that's.

0:43:33.040 --> 0:43:38.359
<v Speaker 5>How you learned. You may learn what an episode deal

0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:39.280
<v Speaker 5>what a great episode.

0:43:39.320 --> 0:43:39.920
<v Speaker 4>That's m PA.

0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 3>You know what, I could actually use the harmonica for

0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:45.560
<v Speaker 3>break up the segment purposes.

0:43:45.800 --> 0:43:46.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I get what you're saying.

0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:50.880
<v Speaker 3>So like we finished first dates, onto the courtroom you

0:43:51.000 --> 0:43:53.279
<v Speaker 3>move on. Yeah that might be good because then I

0:43:53.360 --> 0:43:55.440
<v Speaker 3>won't have to do as much editing. Yeah, trim it

0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 3>all up and shit. All right, thank you guys, love

0:43:57.680 --> 0:44:00.840
<v Speaker 3>that episode was good fun big who's punching coming up?

0:44:00.960 --> 0:44:04.319
<v Speaker 4>So enjoy that one and problem bigads we're recording too.

0:44:04.600 --> 0:44:08.520
<v Speaker 5>Yep. Also, yes, send. I want you guys to like this.

0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:11.680
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0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:23.680
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0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:26.680
<v Speaker 3>help with our engagement. Much love, We'll see you next week.

0:44:26.960 --> 0:44:29.720
<v Speaker 3>And oh we need to learn goodbye in Spanish.

0:44:30.360 --> 0:44:35.280
<v Speaker 4>Oh adios, Yeah, adios, adios adios.

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:39.560
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