WEBVTT - An Aussie Mum Has Given Her Baby The Worst Name Ever

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<v Speaker 1>Go get you the morning every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide were on the podcasts that spot where you can

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<v Speaker 2>just be yourself. That's why we love it doing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a safe space everybody, matter what.

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<v Speaker 2>Your name is as well. We except all names.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we take it all on board and embrace them

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<v Speaker 3>and we don't judge.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't judge. It alls a few names that through

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<v Speaker 2>the Australian Birth Registry that you cannot be named. For example,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't be called mafia okay, can't be called lord,

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<v Speaker 2>can't be called chief.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now you're out of names for your new baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Water on Earth? Are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>My top six was Marfia, Chief, Lord, Admiral, Brother and

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<v Speaker 2>Lucifer all banned on the registry.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you can have Lord and Loops for

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<v Speaker 1>the same breath, can you?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe one's the middle name as well, Lord Force and

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<v Speaker 2>Lucifer second Lord Lucifer hayes On.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's got a ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, Oh boy, you're not going to believe the name

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<v Speaker 2>that got through slipped through the cracks really up in Queensland.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to really really blow your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and we'll go on then listen to the Bloody Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jade, I need to tell you about a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a story that happens Queensland. Classic, classic MacKaye story every time,

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<v Speaker 2>but like the wacky guys and.

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<v Speaker 1>Mackay stuff happens in Mackay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. ABC journalist Kirsten Drysdale has recently welcomed to her

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<v Speaker 2>third trild with her husband Chris. Her son's legal name

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<v Speaker 2>is meth Amphetanine rules there is meth for short me.

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<v Speaker 2>His mates call him metho.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would they do that?

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<v Speaker 2>And so she's a TV presenter. She'd been working on

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<v Speaker 2>a story for ABC's w t FAQ program with James

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<v Speaker 2>fro investigat the answers to viewers. Bernie questions, what can

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<v Speaker 2>I legally name my baby? She said, well, let's just

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<v Speaker 2>see if I can push the bound You push the

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<v Speaker 2>limits and see where I can get back. For example,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a bunch of names that you cannot name. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's banned in Australia. Yeah, right, mafia can't call your

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<v Speaker 2>kid Marfia, shame admiral. No baby admirals out there?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>No brothers, no Lucifer. You can't call your baby chief.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby chief.

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<v Speaker 2>And this one is we can't call your baby Lord

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<v Speaker 2>stiff Oli Lord. Yeah's like I just want to call

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<v Speaker 2>my newborn Lord, so it could be Lord, Lord, Lord Lord, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>good Lord Lord. And one has if Olly Lord marries

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<v Speaker 2>Lord this singer.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a baby, what if it's Lord with an

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<v Speaker 1>on Lord Lord Lord?

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<v Speaker 2>Amazing. I got us thinking, though, what would you actually

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<v Speaker 2>name your baby if you could name it whatever the

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<v Speaker 2>hell you want?

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<v Speaker 1>So very pertinent for you because you're having a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we've got a little fellow you very very soon.

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<v Speaker 2>So if all bets are off, then his name will

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<v Speaker 2>be Dido hydroxy codein methyl morphine, of course, Dido for short,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, but full name on the birth tip. It's

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<v Speaker 2>very complet diet hydroxy codein methyl melphine.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that. It's got a ring to it. You

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<v Speaker 3>can you imagine when your baby's born and then it's

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<v Speaker 3>in hospital and they've got to fit all of that

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<v Speaker 3>on that little playcard at the top of the bassinette thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, middle name something rual, wacky too, just Johnson or

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<v Speaker 2>something smith Smith in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Middle my husband, what's wrong with Smith?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry? Smithy?

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<v Speaker 3>My husband always threatened to name one of our little

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<v Speaker 3>girls after a Russian ice hockey.

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<v Speaker 2>Player Russian names.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we could have had a little fat Slav Alexandrovitch,

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<v Speaker 3>Slava Fetisov could have been.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, doesn't that just roll off the to, doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>The Slav? How about that six o'clock every night, Payton

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<v Speaker 2>Harper Dinners, You're waking up to Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 3>News?

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<v Speaker 5>What's the news today?

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<v Speaker 4>Host? Snooze news post news is a tongue tight tongue.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 6>As so this morning? For three things that are on

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<v Speaker 6>my radar. Glenell obviously is one at six sound for

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<v Speaker 6>Premiership in its second in five years. So they beat

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<v Speaker 6>Stir yesterday by twenty four points. Adelaide Oval. It was

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<v Speaker 6>a massive crowd which was really good to see. And

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sure that they're still parting this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Just wonder if the boys got to bed early last night,

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<v Speaker 2>or if they got to bed at all.

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<v Speaker 6>I would say they're probably still at the Wolfshed this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to say, where do you go on

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<v Speaker 3>a Sunday night in Adelaide?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it the Wolfshed?

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<v Speaker 6>I doubt that they are open, but maybe the casino maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it used to be the Wolfshared. If it was

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<v Speaker 2>still like, but also it used to absolutely.

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<v Speaker 6>Be sugar Yeah right Sunday for.

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<v Speaker 2>A Grand Final. But Locky Hosey big shout out to him.

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<v Speaker 2>What an absolute star he is with six goals and

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<v Speaker 2>won the jack Otie Medal and that guy should be

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<v Speaker 2>playing for We're lucky to have him in sample just

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<v Speaker 2>like you Hayes.

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<v Speaker 6>He yeah, well, and no one now this one has.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a video that's gone viral and it appeared on

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<v Speaker 6>a page on Instagram over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't say the name of that page.

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<v Speaker 6>But there's a young child basically writing an e scooter

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<v Speaker 6>at Blakeview so that he was turning from Craigmore Road

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<v Speaker 6>onto Main North Road.

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<v Speaker 4>But this kid looks so like he's.

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<v Speaker 6>Really young, and he looks so confident on that bike.

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<v Speaker 6>It is absolutely hilarious. I'm loving the footage. So police

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<v Speaker 6>are now investigating, so obviously it's you're not actually allowed

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<v Speaker 6>to write e scooters on roads, but anyway, it's quite

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<v Speaker 6>funny as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Just this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to say I saw someone get hit on

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<v Speaker 3>one of those scooters in Melbourne coming out of rod

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<v Speaker 3>Blaver Arena, got smoked by a taxi.

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<v Speaker 1>Things are dangerous, No remorse.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I wondered what that was for when I saw

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<v Speaker 6>that video posted.

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<v Speaker 2>It's for this.

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<v Speaker 6>And lastly, NASA has made a big historic announcement. So

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<v Speaker 6>basically a seven years after do they launched this operation,

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<v Speaker 6>They've gone up and they've got rock samples from an

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<v Speaker 6>asteroid which is basically going to help us learn how

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<v Speaker 6>Earth began, which is pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it the Big Bang theory? Was it another thing

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<v Speaker 4>at play?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 4>As I go, I say the Big Bang theory?

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<v Speaker 6>But anyway, so yeah, so they will obviously look into that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a what's it called. It's a It's called Benu.

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<v Speaker 6>This this operation that went up and grabbed the sample

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<v Speaker 6>from this this thing called Benu Beno, Beno's mate mate possibly.

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<v Speaker 4>And very special mention.

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<v Speaker 6>Usher has been named as the Supertime Half Bowl entertainment shows.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I love.

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<v Speaker 2>Usha, Let's just go the Super Time half Ball.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, super Bowl half Time.

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<v Speaker 1>You absolutely did.

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<v Speaker 2>Not go to the tapess.

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<v Speaker 4>I love Usher, so I had to get a special mention.

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<v Speaker 3>Very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the inaugural edition our six am post snooze Moon.

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<v Speaker 3>You had to look down your sheet then work out

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<v Speaker 3>what it was called him certainly wasn't the Super Time

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<v Speaker 3>Half Bowl?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, super old.

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<v Speaker 2>Checking the tapes as we speak, as we'll get back

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<v Speaker 2>to you, Acef and you know you're going to get

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<v Speaker 2>an answer. You know what.

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<v Speaker 6>I get here at bloody four o'clock in the morning,

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<v Speaker 6>so you can't blame me.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's all just brag about what time we get in.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all getting up in the fours too. By the way,

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<v Speaker 2>this six am Vending Machine quiz is coming up very

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<v Speaker 2>very soon. Let's talk about that. It's another chance for

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<v Speaker 2>you just to win a prize. That's we're all about

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<v Speaker 2>in the six am ol Now.

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<v Speaker 7>Sure, sure, Adelaides and Hazy, you're only what if away

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<v Speaker 7>from a holiday with what if dot com?

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<v Speaker 1>You could go to the dentist all the kids sports?

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<v Speaker 2>But what if it was a weekend on the coast instead.

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<v Speaker 3>Book hotels, holiday rental's apartments and more.

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<v Speaker 2>What if it's Ozzie for travel? The six fifteen vending

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<v Speaker 2>machine quiz. Yeah, we love a good comeback store. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't talking about Tony Lockett No. Two when he came

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<v Speaker 2>back to Swansea was awful.

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<v Speaker 3>You're obsessed with that comeback. By the way, do you

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<v Speaker 3>know how many times you reference it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm talking about Michael Jordan ninety six. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>just come back and be a better, stronger for another

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<v Speaker 2>three pace. Sure, that's what the six fifteen vending machine

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<v Speaker 2>has done.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this is how it works.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got three questions. Whoever gets the third question right

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<v Speaker 3>gets a crack at the vending machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's go. Let's go to Rachel from is it Yellowbrey? No,

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<v Speaker 2>where exactly is Jelabree?

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<v Speaker 7>Rachel, It's sort of near in the hills.

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<v Speaker 3>Near Gaula beautiful right, Okay, you feeling confident, Rachel?

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<v Speaker 5>Pretty much?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, heaps of great prizes on offer here. Let's go

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<v Speaker 3>question at number one. Name the three Simpson children, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa and.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby? Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, right, oh, I'm sorry, Right.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's go to Carmen from Albert Park.

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<v Speaker 1>Carmen, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me we're very well, thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You, glad to hear you nice and early.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad you're happy about it. All right? Do I

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<v Speaker 3>ask that same question again, Carmen, Name the three Simpson children.

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa and Maki. There we go, correct, Carmen, we're actually

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<v Speaker 2>talking about O. J. Simpson's kids. Just kidding, just kidding,

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<v Speaker 2>That is right, That is correct. Well, don't common We're

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<v Speaker 2>still we're still sorry about my friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Carmen, what herb? Question number two? What herb is

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<v Speaker 3>a key ingredient in traditional pesto? Basil's our girl, Carmen,

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<v Speaker 3>You've got a really good feeling about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't even knowest we is, let alone basil.

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<v Speaker 3>Goodness, if you cooked a meal every now and then

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<v Speaker 3>you might know what pest are we?

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<v Speaker 2>How very you know how to work a Microway.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, this is for a crack at the vending

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<v Speaker 3>machine here, Carmen. Question three, in which city was the

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<v Speaker 3>first modern Olympics held?

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<v Speaker 2>Grief? Oh? Specific, congratulations, Carmen. Alright, now you need to

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<v Speaker 2>come up with a combination.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you need to choose a letter A, B or

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<v Speaker 3>C Carmen, Carmen, Carmen, and a number between two and six.

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<v Speaker 2>And you've got four children.

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<v Speaker 3>For okay, see four, money is going into the vending machine.

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<v Speaker 1>Hunching in C four.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuck a whack. Give her a little kid, give it

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<v Speaker 2>a little kick. She's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Calvin, you want a double pass to pix ur

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<v Speaker 3>Part eighteen holes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 7>That's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Sick, that's a good little setup. Picks up part.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, come four kids, one of the ages.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh thirty twenty seven, twenty six, twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>I love picks up.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>I will oh come and well done.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations, thanks guy, all right, good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>She did well.

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<v Speaker 3>The old vending machine.

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<v Speaker 2>She's back, Yeah, she did all right. It's almost coffee

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<v Speaker 2>time again, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think so.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, stick around for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Night.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, that's a job.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a job, a job, a terrible job. Simon gets

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<v Speaker 2>a turned cheers to start the day properly. Jodie, who's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty consistent in this field. But I'm going to comes

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<v Speaker 2>to consistency. There's only one queen.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's in this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that consistency is the right word for Abby,

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<v Speaker 3>a radic, I would say that that describes my life

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<v Speaker 3>to be able to true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we get a picture of Abby's life through her jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, who wants to go first?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go first. So what we do need to say, though,

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<v Speaker 2>is we've all sort of come together nice and early,

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<v Speaker 2>and it feels like there's a bit of a theme,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is it's quite dad joking, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Little dad joke yet all right, off you go then?

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<v Speaker 4>Ready?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, all right, guys, I got arrested over the weekend

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<v Speaker 6>for stealing a kitchen utensil.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a whisk I was willing to take.

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<v Speaker 1>You get it, You get it?

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<v Speaker 2>You ready, I'll go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's quite longish though. Okay, it's the World Cup Final,

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<v Speaker 3>you guys. And a man makes his way to his

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<v Speaker 3>seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing

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<v Speaker 3>that the seat next to him is empty. He leans

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<v Speaker 3>over and asked his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. No,

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<v Speaker 3>says the neighbor. The seat is empty. This is incredible,

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<v Speaker 3>said the man, who in their right mind would have

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<v Speaker 3>a seat like this for the final and not use it.

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<v Speaker 3>The neighbor says, well, actually the seat belongs to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I was supposed to come with my wife, but she

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<v Speaker 3>passed away, and this is the first World Cup final.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't been together since we got married. And the

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<v Speaker 1>man says, I'm so sorry to hear that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's terrible, But couldn't you find someone else, a friend, relative,

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<v Speaker 3>or even a neighbor to take a seat. And the

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<v Speaker 3>man shakes his head and says, no, they're all at

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<v Speaker 3>the funeral.

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<v Speaker 4>A little dark for a Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 6>I saw Hazy though now in about ten seconds, quick

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<v Speaker 6>day joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Just finish up. Going to leave you this and actually

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<v Speaker 2>quite alarmed on the weekend, found out that I was

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<v Speaker 2>color blind. Oh, completely came out of the purple.

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<v Speaker 6>To be honest, finding out your color blind kind of

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<v Speaker 6>described today.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no sense it all does shoes on Andy's on

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<v Speaker 2>my head?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I have to say your joke is a little

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<v Speaker 1>punchy of the month, just an orange.

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<v Speaker 8>The weekend sports Draft Tom.

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<v Speaker 2>Wren was here. He does something like.

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<v Speaker 3>Serious, welcome, good to see you had time to get

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<v Speaker 3>a coffee?

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<v Speaker 2>When is that person? When is that person? Sorry, I'm mate.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, you've got a coffee, so so you found

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<v Speaker 2>the time for a coffee, but you didn't buy.

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<v Speaker 5>Time for the rest of.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, am I right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Tom ran grand final this weekend or an absolute belter?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my goodness, the one that we've just had all

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<v Speaker 9>the one that we're looking forward to in the AFL. Well,

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<v Speaker 9>the sample, yes, well, let's start with the sample. Hazy,

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<v Speaker 9>you were there yesterday thirty three thousand, fans, great atmosphere,

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<v Speaker 9>best side all year, won the flag. Absolutely sixth premiership

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<v Speaker 9>for the Bays Lockey Hosey bring it with six goals.

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<v Speaker 9>What a game, you know for a grand final, so

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<v Speaker 9>great endorsement I think for the local league.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a really good game.

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<v Speaker 9>And you know what, the Bays fans have done it

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<v Speaker 9>tough in grand finals for a long time, so nice

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<v Speaker 9>for them to get their sixth premiership and a bit

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<v Speaker 9>of success.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a great result.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, and look you're right Tommy. They are absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>the best side all year so it was quite fitting.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're the best side that I've seen for a

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<v Speaker 2>long long time. Like they're so well disciplined. Starts with

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<v Speaker 2>blokes like Lam McBean happen of course Max proud, but

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<v Speaker 2>Locky Hosey. Ah, isn't it a rockstar?

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<v Speaker 5>What a game? Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 9>It was a great performance AFL though Jody you touched

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<v Speaker 9>on I mean Colin would they just continue to find

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<v Speaker 9>a way.

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<v Speaker 3>I've said this all year about Collinwood. They just it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't you can never write them off. There can be

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<v Speaker 3>thirty points down with ten minutes to go on the

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<v Speaker 3>last quarter and they'll still come back at you.

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<v Speaker 9>Now, if you two had any thoughts of committing a crime,

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<v Speaker 9>I reckon you should have done it on Friday night

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<v Speaker 9>on the MCG because if you decapitated someone on the field,

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<v Speaker 9>I think you would not have got You wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 9>given away free kick. They totally swallowed the whistle, didn't

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<v Speaker 9>They probably was.

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<v Speaker 2>Around one of those neck brace things.

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<v Speaker 5>It was extraordinary, wasn't Look you know what?

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<v Speaker 9>I think most football fans would say they'd prefer the

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<v Speaker 9>game to be unpied like that, But it has to

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<v Speaker 9>be a line somewhere, I think, doesn't they.

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<v Speaker 2>You should see all the Giants supporters. We were right

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<v Speaker 2>in front of me.

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<v Speaker 9>I did that story. Funnily enough, I did that story

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<v Speaker 9>with that box. I didn't get the vox pot, but

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<v Speaker 9>I did that story fact.

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<v Speaker 5>So there you go.

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<v Speaker 9>And then the second game, the Blues the first five

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<v Speaker 9>goals of the game, thought here we go. But Brisbane,

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<v Speaker 9>to their credit, came back.

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<v Speaker 5>Was the commentary? Did it feel like it was a

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<v Speaker 5>little bit Victorian bikes?

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<v Speaker 2>Did just wonder And you just want to know one

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<v Speaker 2>would ever admit, especially our boy Gil and everyone else,

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<v Speaker 2>but would they prefer to.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think I was in Melbourne on the weekend. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>And we were speaking to the taxi driver on the

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<v Speaker 3>way to the airport and he goes, it's dead, the

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<v Speaker 3>streets are dead. No one's out because all the Carltons,

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<v Speaker 3>the Borders just all went to ground after they lost one.

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<v Speaker 1>Not one of them left their house.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh look, it was a great story and Michael Boss

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<v Speaker 9>did a brilliant job. It was a really good ride

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<v Speaker 9>for the Blues. But I'm glad Brisbane got in. I

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<v Speaker 9>think Chris Fagan's done such a good job and they've

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<v Speaker 9>been knocking on the door for four or five years

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<v Speaker 9>now so to get the result. Great effort. And what

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<v Speaker 9>about the brown load tonight? Can Zach Butters win it?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm hoping so so.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I I just wonder it's going to be so

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<v Speaker 2>intrigued that Nick Dacos is still favorite, yeah, mister chunk

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<v Speaker 2>of footy towards the end of the year. But I

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<v Speaker 2>think this is going to be a really, really exciting count.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're all sitting here going is it Decos, is

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<v Speaker 2>it Butters? It's probably gonna be Bonton Pelly.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah exactly. Petrarca, I reckon, there's four, isn't there. It's Bonton,

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<v Speaker 9>Pelly Petrarca, Dekos, and Zach Butter's there the four. I

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<v Speaker 9>think Jordan Dawson all poll really well early but probably

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<v Speaker 9>faded out towards the end, but I think he'll still

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<v Speaker 9>poll really really well.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine this one?

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<v Speaker 3>If Zach Butters wins the Brown?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you suggesting that I'm a Zach Butter?

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<v Speaker 9>Who does? I may have put ten dollars on him

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<v Speaker 9>at the start of the season, did you at two

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<v Speaker 9>hundred and fifty to one?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? We read why did not put.

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<v Speaker 4>More on him?

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<v Speaker 5>The more you bet, the more you win.

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<v Speaker 2>David Taggers, before you bet, the more you get absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>will get you guys, always, always, as always.

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<v Speaker 3>God, what am I trying to say? Excited about for

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<v Speaker 3>the red carpet this evening?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well that's always the big feature, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know I'm being heavily sarcastic. Heavily sarcastic. I find

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<v Speaker 3>it really offensive. It's like all these players just wheel out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a competition within a competition of who's got

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<v Speaker 3>the hottest wife? You know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry about that? Really, I'm just trying to celebrate the

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<v Speaker 2>fairest and most best player of the season.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm just glad you've ignored the fact that I strolled

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<v Speaker 9>in a little bit late to me.

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<v Speaker 5>Honest, we've just kind of moved it on from there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good, especially the girls as well. Don't wear any

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<v Speaker 2>fur as well. Hey, just quickly as well before you

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<v Speaker 2>go around. Yes, we've got two things actually cold we

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<v Speaker 2>talk about the Wallabies, you absolute bunch of underall.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my goodness, first time ever they've not progressed out

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<v Speaker 9>of the group stage at a World Cup. Worst ever

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<v Speaker 9>lost at a World Cup, worst ever lost against Wales.

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<v Speaker 9>They're broken all the wrong records this morning. Eddie Jones

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<v Speaker 9>reports overnight that he he was courting the Japan coaching

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<v Speaker 9>job leading into the World Cup whilst coach of the Wallabies.

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<v Speaker 9>So it is Rugby Australia are in total term.

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<v Speaker 2>Will at the moment and been like, okay, no, no, I won't.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't pick Hooper, I won't pick Cooper as well.

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<v Speaker 2>This will farewell, No, it hasn't. Edward here, wake up.

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<v Speaker 3>Sweet, I was aggressive towards the wags.

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<v Speaker 1>My goodness, mate gets.

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<v Speaker 5>Called only gets called Edward when he's in trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do you want to talk about the Broncos win over.

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<v Speaker 9>The Warriors, or yeah, what a result and lose tost

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<v Speaker 9>I thought we were.

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<v Speaker 2>Really launching into that. Okay, you just quickly you know

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<v Speaker 2>what time it is? Running?

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<v Speaker 5>Joke time?

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<v Speaker 2>It's joke time. Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>What does a sprinter eat before a race?

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<v Speaker 2>They fast, as in they fast with their food or

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<v Speaker 2>you've just got poor gramate.

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<v Speaker 5>They fast, asked love you, love you?

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<v Speaker 2>The weather's getting nice and hot, jades you know what

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<v Speaker 2>that means? Ah? Yes, free the calves.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I could ask you to describe my fashion sense. What

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<v Speaker 2>exactly would you say?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there's no fashion and it makes no sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me very much, i'ld say.

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<v Speaker 3>To you, you turn up, you turn up wearing the

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<v Speaker 3>same outfit every day, and I'll describe it for everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just a T shirt. It's just a plain old

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<v Speaker 3>T shirt. You either do black or you do white.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you wear shorts that generally don't match the

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<v Speaker 3>T shirt, and then you wear socks and birkenstocks, and

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<v Speaker 3>then you wonder why no one in the universe takes

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<v Speaker 3>you seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I did not see this feedback coming,

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<v Speaker 2>especially that the text line is absolutely buzzing on none

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<v Speaker 2>my nine and just one word descriptions of my fashion

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<v Speaker 2>sen Oh really, this one says brave, this one says stunning,

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<v Speaker 2>and this one just says trailblazer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, they're all techs.

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<v Speaker 5>Are they?

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy, isn't it. Thank you so much for texting through.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dear, talk us through the socks and burkenstocks please.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've said this for a long time. It's wear

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<v Speaker 2>fashion and comfort meat an nice little crossroad with the

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<v Speaker 2>two meat and have a little party.

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<v Speaker 3>What did Ken Hinckley say to you the day you

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<v Speaker 3>walked into a press conference wearing pretty much what you're

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<v Speaker 3>wearing right now?

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<v Speaker 2>He said, I love your outfit and I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>hang on there, Kenny, And then I released an Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>video saying, so many people have asked me about my outfits.

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<v Speaker 1>Slid into my GiB.

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<v Speaker 2>People have asked about my ensemble.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So no, no, can't sit to you, He said,

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<v Speaker 3>I cannot take you seriously if you're going to walk

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<v Speaker 3>into this press conference wearing thats.

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<v Speaker 2>Something like that specific words. News dot com has been very,

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<v Speaker 2>very busy. More than fifty thousand Australians took part in

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<v Speaker 2>their Great Aussie Debate survey answering all sorts of questions,

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<v Speaker 2>which included wearing shorts in the office whether that was

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<v Speaker 2>acceptable or not. It found forty percent of women and

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<v Speaker 2>forty seven percent scent of men agree that both genders

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<v Speaker 2>should be able to rock shorts in the office. Interestingly,

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<v Speaker 2>forty five percent of women and twenty eight percent of

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<v Speaker 2>men think wearing shorts to work is not acceptable for

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<v Speaker 2>any gender group. People aged eighteen to twenty nine are

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<v Speaker 2>more likely to accept men wearing shorts at work, while

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<v Speaker 2>people aged fifty to fifty nine are less likely to think.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just really drilling down into box demos, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely what is that about. I'm trying to wind back

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<v Speaker 2>the years, That's what it seems like.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I defend you for just one moment to say

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<v Speaker 3>that I did wear a short suit to Channel ten

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<v Speaker 3>last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you like a linen.

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<v Speaker 3>Long sleeve jacket and a nice pair of tailored shorts.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's perfectly acceptable.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, he is a compliment for free.

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<v Speaker 2>You have magnificent cars. There you go. Yes, you get

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<v Speaker 2>compliments on your calves. Thank you, they're doing a bit.

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<v Speaker 3>I do thanks, But I would say that your very

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<v Speaker 3>nature of shorts that you choose to wear are far

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<v Speaker 3>too casual.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean would you wear them to Channel seven?

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<v Speaker 3>Also, didn't you go straight from here to there and

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<v Speaker 3>you wear the same shorts?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? It these are quite these ones. People accuse me

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<v Speaker 2>of wearing pajamas, but they're the sort of striped number.

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<v Speaker 1>Got some real B one B two vibes abound them.

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<v Speaker 5>Ye as good is there?

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<v Speaker 2>B one B two? They're just accidental fashionists who would

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<v Speaker 2>have thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty four ten. Please get involved in this conversation

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<v Speaker 3>with Andrew Hayes and maybe feel free to deliver the

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<v Speaker 3>feedback that his work attire is unacceptable?

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<v Speaker 2>What shouldn't you wear at work? And also, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>to broaden the question as well, what'd you get in

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<v Speaker 2>trouble for wearing at work? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>We had a girl at Channel ten who got sent

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<v Speaker 3>home because her skirt was too short.

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<v Speaker 2>Really oh wow, yeah, that's unprofessional. She was told i'll

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<v Speaker 2>go how short do we tek?

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<v Speaker 3>It was pretty short?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>She too had great.

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<v Speaker 2>Calves and great glutes and hamstrings as well, all of

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<v Speaker 2>that short. Yeah, okay, I'm open to feedback. Look, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>open to feedback positive or negative? Okay, but I will

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<v Speaker 2>double down on some of these texts. I mean that

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<v Speaker 2>TEXTA came through just said trail bars, which is unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 3>Fazing feedback for you, isn't it feedbacks?

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<v Speaker 2>Open, That's we're all about.

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<v Speaker 1>Abb He's just shaking her head in the news.

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<v Speaker 2>Room, shaking in belief or disbelief, Abbs.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe they sent through trailblazers in are you going to

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<v Speaker 6>walk a trail.

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<v Speaker 2>Blazer? Some feedback.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to Tanya from Holden Hill.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, I'm so glad to pick this subject. Our receptionists.

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<v Speaker 10>Remember the trend, the bright colored bra and the sea

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<v Speaker 10>through lace top.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, love that every joy Oh okay, every.

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<v Speaker 2>Day you creep, wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I just like that's a bit of a fashion trend.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going in a different direction.

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<v Speaker 3>Not in the workplace, though, Tanya.

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<v Speaker 10>But this was even after it stopped being a trend.

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<v Speaker 10>She just wouldn't stop. We knew she was proud of

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<v Speaker 10>the girls, but we were horrified. We're in dental and

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<v Speaker 10>we were horrified people would walk in. The men loved it,

0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:58.000
<v Speaker 10>the women would look like, I think we've walked into

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<v Speaker 10>the wrong kind of business.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So did she get feedback from a boss like

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<v Speaker 2>how distracting wasn't how much of a nisue was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it something that needed to be addressed.

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<v Speaker 10>It was something that we would gently say, as the

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<v Speaker 10>other girls, Oh look Las, you know, you know, we

0:26:12.840 --> 0:26:15.360
<v Speaker 10>know it looks great, but you know there's there's other

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<v Speaker 10>fashion now. And we actually even ended up buying her

0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:22.480
<v Speaker 10>different hopes but nope, nope, that signature.

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<v Speaker 1>Look goodness sake, Janie, this is a dental practice. Let

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<v Speaker 1>people look at your teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, So, Tanya, can we just get your feedback?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it okay for me to wear shorts in the

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<v Speaker 2>office three hundred and sixty five days a year?

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<v Speaker 5>You know what?

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<v Speaker 10>I actually couldn't help but giggle to myself. If you've

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<v Speaker 10>got sociable calfs that did you need to say hello

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<v Speaker 10>to everybody?

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<v Speaker 2>Put them out there?

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<v Speaker 9>Boys?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, thank you so much, Tanya. Thanks what it's worth

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<v Speaker 2>as well. My calves say.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, thank you, Tanya.

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<v Speaker 2>Well we go.

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<v Speaker 3>We should give Tenure a double pass, don't you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we go. We're going to send you off to

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<v Speaker 2>a little after party for the valet five hundred ten

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<v Speaker 2>if you like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's me. Maybe you'll meet Hazes Calves.

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<v Speaker 10>There you met the statements.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks to you have a great day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh there you go. I mean the jury is in Calves.

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<v Speaker 1>A jury of one mate that is a jury of one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one hundred percent of the votes. Go to my

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<v Speaker 2>cards birthday and you know what they say, Joe's everyone's

0:27:37.960 --> 0:27:40.720
<v Speaker 2>got a birthday so everyone can win.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Just before we proceed with Monique from Saint Clair, I

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<v Speaker 3>just need to pull you up on something you just said.

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<v Speaker 3>I can guarantee you that it will be a month

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<v Speaker 3>ending and why.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look the thing about that and just to time

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<v Speaker 2>take you had a bit of an insight into what's

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<v Speaker 2>happening in my tiny, tiny little brain. I got my

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<v Speaker 2>day of the week mixed up with my months. Ye,

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<v Speaker 2>so obviously every day of the weekends and why. But

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<v Speaker 2>then afterwards we're in this song and then boss Man

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<v Speaker 2>Josh is and he is like, let's go through all

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<v Speaker 2>the months that don't end up. Why. I'm like, what

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:14.200
<v Speaker 2>are you talking about? Since when do that happen?

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<v Speaker 3>Josh in April, September, October.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so an apologies for that. Okay, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>my intentions were. I was trying to be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear me, Monique, what about? What about what I

0:28:27.600 --> 0:28:28.760
<v Speaker 1>have to work with? Monique?

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<v Speaker 2>I know right, that's not good enough.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. Okay, Monique, can you please converm what?

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to say month? But you were on

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<v Speaker 1>the second Yes, I was just had a real moment

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<v Speaker 1>of panic.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I'm nervous. I'm really nervous. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got another level there. You're nervous. We're all nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know I'm nervous because we're nervous about saying

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<v Speaker 2>the wrong thing. You're nervous about your thousand bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, We've got the envelope here and I'm about

0:29:04.720 --> 0:29:08.040
<v Speaker 3>to open it. I want to see if this is

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<v Speaker 3>your birthday, like the shoes this morning? Okay, Monique, you

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<v Speaker 3>please tell me, oh boy, oh boy, if you were

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<v Speaker 3>worn in December.

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<v Speaker 5>No, we really want to it away.

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<v Speaker 2>On the first day we planned the other one, it

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<v Speaker 2>was February.

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<v Speaker 1>Was what month were you born?

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<v Speaker 10>There, Monique, it's actually this weekend. I thought I was

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<v Speaker 10>getting in early.

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<v Speaker 3>Game. Oh never mind, We're still going to swing you

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<v Speaker 3>a one hundred dollars barbecue out of like Webber store.

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<v Speaker 3>Voucher though, thank you nice thanks to Barnsy and the crew.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good stuff. Hey, Nick, thank you for playing our

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<v Speaker 2>first version of the big old comeback That is Noble's

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<v Speaker 2>Birthday pay Day, No worries, well done, really good stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>My mother is born the second of February. Does that

0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 6>mean I can take the prize for her?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely not, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how radio works?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, let's still give me the money.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fair. Like you said, what do you call you? Jane? Jane?

0:30:30.080 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 3>Jane Doyles in the studio for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, survived, I think so well. Thanks for our mate Barnsey.

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<v Speaker 2>Catch him and see the all new Weberque at the

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<v Speaker 2>barbe Adelaid Webstitas yaps across the mile land and prepare

0:30:46.920 --> 0:30:48.920
<v Speaker 2>to get lits. We've always said that, haven't we?

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<v Speaker 3>Just okay, Dragon will have words in the break?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, quickly? Yes, can we have an intervention

0:30:57.000 --> 0:31:00.880
<v Speaker 2>in the middle of the break. It's coming out. So

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<v Speaker 2>this morning news reader Abby had a very interesting announcement.

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<v Speaker 2>See if you can work this out.

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<v Speaker 6>Very special mention Usher has been named as the Supertime

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<v Speaker 6>Half Bowl entertainment show for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's good stuff from Abbey.

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<v Speaker 3>Supertime half Ball doesn't mean to be today, not just today,

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<v Speaker 3>it's every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what she was trying to say is that

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<v Speaker 2>Usher is going to be the performer for halftime at

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<v Speaker 2>the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you reckon this?

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to run Oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>Gosh, it probably needs to nice and early. Otherwise here

0:31:33.520 --> 0:31:36.360
<v Speaker 2>they're going just just play years. Yeah, where's Little John

0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:41.480
<v Speaker 2>charming in as well? That's him in the background, like

0:31:41.560 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 2>aging your past security, Little John, little l little John.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about some iconic Super Bowl performances.

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<v Speaker 3>Shall we remember when Justin Timberlake totally spontaneously Paul Janet

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<v Speaker 3>Jackson's top down, and fortunately she was prepared for the

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:02.360
<v Speaker 3>occasion because she was wearing like a star nipple cover.

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<v Speaker 1>How lucky was that?

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<v Speaker 2>That is really really lucky. I started end of this side, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone's like, oh, shock, horror, and Janet was like,

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<v Speaker 2>lucky for you, Justin, I always wear stars over my nipples.

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<v Speaker 1>Otherwise that could have been embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>JT could have been embarrassing for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god. Twenty seventeen, Lady Gaga leapt all over the

0:32:27.480 --> 0:32:29.640
<v Speaker 3>stage singing all of her hits so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I reckon at that sort of moment. If

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<v Speaker 2>you weren't convinced already you were like, yeah, she's just

0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:45.320
<v Speaker 2>a flawless artist.

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<v Speaker 3>But I have to say, and this is controversial, but

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<v Speaker 3>my favorite halftime shove all time Coldplay Beyonce Bruno Mars.

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<v Speaker 1>It was absolutely epic.

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<v Speaker 2>And what a random combination.

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<v Speaker 3>Part of me that thought if you jump on the

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 3>internet and bag that performance, there is something wrong with you,

0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:10.600
<v Speaker 3>which people.

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<v Speaker 2>Did because I think everyone was like, well, the halftime

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:16.440
<v Speaker 2>act needs to be someone who can genuinely dance. It's

0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 2>that sort of performance. Coldplay, of course, aren't dancers.

0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:20.480
<v Speaker 3>That's okay.

0:33:20.680 --> 0:33:22.840
<v Speaker 2>Is Bruno much of a dancer? I'm saying I think

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people are like, actually, do you know what? Still?

0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Coldplay absolutely nailed that.

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<v Speaker 3>Bruno is a great dancer.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him at the Entertainment Center. Is incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>I missed that most a little man.

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<v Speaker 2>Where was my ticket?

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:37.320
<v Speaker 3>I didn't really, we weren't friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Then that's completely fair enough. So that's your favorite halftime entertainment,

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<v Speaker 2>even from a big event. So I mean, how could

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 2>you dare possibly go past two acts? Angry and Ason

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<v Speaker 2>When came out of the Batmanbile at the AFL Grand

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<v Speaker 2>final and I mean Resci stil but Meetloaf, Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes and when an artist is up there, they're so

0:34:15.920 --> 0:34:18.239
<v Speaker 2>famous that it doesn't matter what they do and you're like, oh,

0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:21.160
<v Speaker 2>it's so cool. But even when Meatloaf is doing that,

0:34:21.280 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 2>everyone was like, this sucks awful, this is awful.

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<v Speaker 1>You are terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there was some sort of kerfuffle backstage right

0:34:29.440 --> 0:34:32.320
<v Speaker 3>before he went on, and he wasn't going to perform,

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:34.480
<v Speaker 3>and so it was I can't remember. It was an

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:37.120
<v Speaker 3>Australian duo. They're like, do you know any Meatloaf songs?

0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:39.120
<v Speaker 3>And they're like, what what are you even talking about?

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:40.919
<v Speaker 3>And they're like, we need you to sing meat Loaf

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<v Speaker 3>because he wasn't going to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Wow, Well they could have got out there and

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<v Speaker 2>done anything, just go and go oh grand I can

0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:52.160
<v Speaker 2>get paid for that way. Did he Absolutely ridiculous? God,

0:34:52.520 --> 0:34:55.120
<v Speaker 2>he would have nailed it. Ark Seymour just belting out

0:34:55.160 --> 0:34:56.239
<v Speaker 2>hunters and collectors.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he doing halftime this weekend?

0:34:58.640 --> 0:35:00.279
<v Speaker 2>Better believe you? He books it in every year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Rot settled down.

0:35:02.520 --> 0:35:06.000
<v Speaker 2>He lives for it, as does Mike Brady as well.

0:35:06.480 --> 0:35:08.920
<v Speaker 3>Absolute study because Aileen, I mean, whoever gets sick of

0:35:08.920 --> 0:35:09.279
<v Speaker 3>that song.

0:35:09.360 --> 0:35:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh I know me every year bring it back.

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<v Speaker 4>Kathin kim back. I nailed that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, absolutely. Have you got some ideas as well? Halftime entertainment?

0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Who should be there? Who's not getting a gig? Texas

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 2>through I fought to blow one nine no one, no

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:26.720
<v Speaker 2>give score thirteen twenty four ten, take.

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:27.719
<v Speaker 3>Us out on a bit more meat love.

0:35:27.840 --> 0:35:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, getting off the stage, big boy, though he was

0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:33.680
<v Speaker 2>a movement.

0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:39.440
<v Speaker 9>You tell me you built a time machine.

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Hazies on this daisy Monday sexy Monday time from this daisy,

0:35:45.600 --> 0:35:47.279
<v Speaker 2>which is somewhat appropriate. We're going to talk about you

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:49.279
<v Speaker 2>two and just a little tea. But come on a

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:51.400
<v Speaker 2>little trip with me down mamby lane. Let's go to

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:54.440
<v Speaker 2>twenty fifth of September nineteen sixty eight. Will Smith, the

0:35:54.520 --> 0:35:58.080
<v Speaker 2>full name Willard Smith, was born in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Today's

0:35:58.080 --> 0:35:58.960
<v Speaker 2>fifty fifth birthday.

0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:01.360
<v Speaker 3>Still a good nick big Will he is, And happy

0:36:01.360 --> 0:36:02.160
<v Speaker 3>birthday to Will.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, just if you had your time again, possibly

0:36:05.200 --> 0:36:07.440
<v Speaker 8>just take a seat, you know at the oscars, Just

0:36:07.480 --> 0:36:07.959
<v Speaker 8>sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one moment for one moment, not.

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 1>A battle you want to have in front of the world.

0:36:12.760 --> 0:36:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Is it the same night that you won an oscar.

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:17.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, it's like, how could I possibly stup

0:36:17.360 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 2>to So, okay, I'll just march on State and man

0:36:19.840 --> 0:36:20.520
<v Speaker 2>slap a bloke.

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:24.760
<v Speaker 8>I know, unbelievable stuff. You remember watching that real time? Yeah, oh,

0:36:24.760 --> 0:36:26.880
<v Speaker 8>we were watching it in the newsroom, like this has

0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:29.239
<v Speaker 8>got to be a prank, this has to be set up.

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:32.640
<v Speaker 8>And then but then you saw the absolute steam coming

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:34.000
<v Speaker 8>out of his ears and the look in his eye

0:36:34.000 --> 0:36:35.640
<v Speaker 8>and you're like, oh my god, he's actually done that

0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:37.480
<v Speaker 8>for reels is outrageous stuff.

0:36:37.840 --> 0:36:43.719
<v Speaker 2>Nineteen seventy six you two formed in Dublin, one of

0:36:43.760 --> 0:36:46.239
<v Speaker 2>the all time great bands. And I mean I've been

0:36:46.280 --> 0:36:48.880
<v Speaker 2>wearing leather pants to copy Bono for I don't know

0:36:48.920 --> 0:36:50.000
<v Speaker 2>how many years now.

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:52.319
<v Speaker 3>It's very awkward for us because you swing between your

0:36:52.400 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 3>leather pants and no pants.

0:36:53.640 --> 0:36:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it has to be a happy medium.

0:36:55.320 --> 0:36:57.719
<v Speaker 2>For you, Andrews. The happy medium is leather pants. I've

0:36:57.719 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 2>got which are missing particulars, the gless chaps.

0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:05.920
<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't have to say it.

0:37:06.400 --> 0:37:09.399
<v Speaker 3>Everyone knew Joe's man's flame thing.

0:37:09.560 --> 0:37:12.920
<v Speaker 2>But also Bono loves the colored sunglasses.

0:37:13.040 --> 0:37:14.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it doesn't.

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:16.200
<v Speaker 2>He's very unique and he's like, this will catch on

0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 2>decades later, still doesn't except for at a stage I

0:37:19.560 --> 0:37:20.040
<v Speaker 2>remember her.

0:37:20.400 --> 0:37:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she's out of love.

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:24.440
<v Speaker 2>She loved them. Good cool, good reference there. I love

0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:29.800
<v Speaker 2>what I'm two thousand Kathy f manslaining Christ Kathy Freeman

0:37:29.840 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 2>went Australia is one hundredth Olympic gold Men and when

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:34.279
<v Speaker 2>she sprinted the victory in the four hundred meters at

0:37:34.320 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 2>the Sydney Olympics. Still for me it's the most iconic

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 2>moment in trainsport.

0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:45.560
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it was unbelievable stuff, wasn't that razy stuff?

0:37:45.560 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 3>And also just a relief, like because everyone expected her

0:37:48.600 --> 0:37:50.919
<v Speaker 3>to do it, getting out there and doing it when.

0:37:50.840 --> 0:37:52.760
<v Speaker 1>You've got the weight of the world on your shoulders.

0:37:52.760 --> 0:37:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Well done, Kathy.

0:37:53.520 --> 0:37:55.719
<v Speaker 2>I know one song September twenty fifth, two thousand and six,

0:37:56.040 --> 0:38:00.400
<v Speaker 2>Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake. Oh yes, who's bringing what.

0:38:05.320 --> 0:38:08.800
<v Speaker 3>Grand finals at the moment? Obviously for footy and for Nettie,

0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:11.560
<v Speaker 3>my daughter. Some I played in her sub junior primary,

0:38:11.640 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 3>did five Little People whatever, groaning on the weekend, just

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:17.480
<v Speaker 3>on and they had a little win. The Jaguars and Jacks.

0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:19.359
<v Speaker 5>They beat me, tricks they.

0:38:19.239 --> 0:38:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Did how do you do it?

0:38:21.080 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Everything? Man?

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool.

0:38:22.080 --> 0:38:23.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm up the date with the Premier League.

0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:28.600
<v Speaker 3>Thought they did beat the TRICKX coach did a wonderful

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:31.239
<v Speaker 3>job at resting some of the better players early and

0:38:31.280 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 3>then got them in the game and just did a

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:36.640
<v Speaker 3>little rotation policy as they do because everyone gets a

0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:40.000
<v Speaker 3>run in a grand final. However, I did have the

0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:43.000
<v Speaker 3>discussion with my husband at what point do we stop

0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:46.799
<v Speaker 3>that rotation policy for the players that perhaps aren't as

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:50.680
<v Speaker 3>up to standard and teach them that the best team

0:38:50.680 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 3>plays in the grand final.

0:38:51.760 --> 0:38:54.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's tough, because at what stage is it about

0:38:54.760 --> 0:38:59.959
<v Speaker 2>participation versus all Right, guys, it's time now to real

0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:02.600
<v Speaker 2>they focus on the fact that winning this particular game

0:39:02.719 --> 0:39:04.360
<v Speaker 2>is actually quite important because.

0:39:04.160 --> 0:39:07.279
<v Speaker 3>Winning is important to parents also on the sidelines as

0:39:07.280 --> 0:39:08.160
<v Speaker 3>we're watching.

0:39:08.040 --> 0:39:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Especially when you and Greg of course are living vicariously through.

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Daughters, through our children.

0:39:13.560 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 3>That's exactly what we're doing, because neither one of us

0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:16.680
<v Speaker 3>can play.

0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Sport anymore because we're too old.

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:22.560
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, you know so, I just got me thinking

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:24.960
<v Speaker 3>about that because at sand full level, was there ever

0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:27.839
<v Speaker 3>a thought process from the coach like, Okay, we're up

0:39:27.880 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 3>by a bit in the last quarter, We're just going

0:39:29.600 --> 0:39:32.600
<v Speaker 3>to give probably Barry, who's come up from the twos

0:39:32.640 --> 0:39:33.239
<v Speaker 3>to help us out.

0:39:33.239 --> 0:39:35.280
<v Speaker 1>We're just going to give him some game time because as.

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:39.480
<v Speaker 2>The grandpinal, are you absolutely taking the pile? Do you think?

0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Do you think it's sandful level? There's like a rotation

0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:47.239
<v Speaker 2>policy so all the what the weaker players get a

0:39:47.280 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 2>slice of the carcass as well.

0:39:49.040 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know what you're saying, but that's my point.

0:39:52.280 --> 0:39:53.919
<v Speaker 3>At some point we're going to have to teach the kids.

0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 3>If you're not in the starting seven or the starting eighteen,

0:39:56.200 --> 0:39:57.680
<v Speaker 3>you're not going to get a run in the grade final.

0:39:57.719 --> 0:39:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Also, how did you know that I was one of

0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:01.880
<v Speaker 2>the weaker.

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:03.399
<v Speaker 3>Pos It's not like Nick Daikos is going to start

0:40:03.400 --> 0:40:05.080
<v Speaker 3>on the pine on the weekend or Locky Neil.

0:40:05.160 --> 0:40:06.239
<v Speaker 1>He's not going to start on the bench.

0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Both those boys feacing on the carcass first.

0:40:09.640 --> 0:40:11.200
<v Speaker 3>And just I was thinking about this to take it

0:40:11.239 --> 0:40:14.719
<v Speaker 3>a step further, Neighbors played its Grand final this week.

0:40:14.800 --> 0:40:17.720
<v Speaker 3>When it came back onto the screens of the Beautiful

0:40:17.719 --> 0:40:21.240
<v Speaker 3>ten network, did it not? Do you think Toadfish Rebeccy

0:40:21.360 --> 0:40:22.680
<v Speaker 3>starts on the bench.

0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:24.360
<v Speaker 2>My very goodness, he does not.

0:40:24.600 --> 0:40:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Toadfish is on the field.

0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:28.960
<v Speaker 3>No one benches Toadfish, ever.

0:40:28.840 --> 0:40:30.600
<v Speaker 2>I've said that from day Dok, come on, step, I'm

0:40:30.640 --> 0:40:31.160
<v Speaker 2>a bogan.

0:40:31.200 --> 0:40:34.240
<v Speaker 9>I'm a beer drinking, pizza loving footy watching bogan.

0:40:34.680 --> 0:40:37.040
<v Speaker 5>You're also a lawyer, then arrest my cash.

0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah take that.

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:44.080
<v Speaker 3>Take that message with your kids. If you're Toadfish, Rebeccy,

0:40:44.160 --> 0:40:45.080
<v Speaker 3>you will always start.

0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:48.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you think doctor Carl is a tactical sub No,

0:40:50.280 --> 0:40:56.280
<v Speaker 2>he's in there. Three votes Kennedy.

0:40:55.880 --> 0:40:58.399
<v Speaker 1>Bounce It didn't make a comeback, but that's another sett.

0:40:59.880 --> 0:41:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Just turn a mic. How good times that happened? Seriously,

0:41:04.120 --> 0:41:06.040
<v Speaker 2>just a picture as well produced as always, just sitting

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:07.680
<v Speaker 2>them and like, oh my gosh, it was funny the

0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:10.200
<v Speaker 2>first time, mate, but stopped doing it so regularly unbelievable stuff.

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:10.840
<v Speaker 3>That's amazing.

0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:13.359
<v Speaker 2>Sorry about that. It's been a big morning there.

0:41:13.400 --> 0:41:15.319
<v Speaker 1>You've had a week off as well, so this is

0:41:15.360 --> 0:41:15.920
<v Speaker 1>you coming.

0:41:15.760 --> 0:41:16.920
<v Speaker 3>Back refreshed.

0:41:18.239 --> 0:41:21.279
<v Speaker 2>You like in a month's time, mate, Pants on the

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 2>head and all those types of things. Pressing off songs

0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:26.520
<v Speaker 2>and I should be speaking to the mic upside down,

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:27.560
<v Speaker 2>speaking to the ground.

0:41:28.000 --> 0:41:28.920
<v Speaker 4>Just a normal day for you.

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:30.480
<v Speaker 2>That's your stock standard day.

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:30.879
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:33.200
<v Speaker 2>It's taking one hour at a time. Abs not looking

0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:35.279
<v Speaker 2>too far ahead one hundred and ten percent full credit

0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:38.799
<v Speaker 2>to the boys Big show. Will say, my.

0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Head spinning too. I don't know what just happens.

0:41:40.960 --> 0:41:41.760
<v Speaker 2>I've got a bit of vertigo.

0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:44.719
<v Speaker 3>It's our first three hour shows. So there you go.

0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got through relatively unscarthed, which is nice. Pay

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:52.239
<v Speaker 2>bills returns with us tomorrow, but throughout the day with

0:41:52.280 --> 0:41:54.279
<v Speaker 2>Maddie and d C. So register your bills via the

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Nova player. Hopefully you get a nice little call from

0:41:56.680 --> 0:41:57.319
<v Speaker 2>Maddie or DC.

0:41:57.840 --> 0:42:02.240
<v Speaker 3>Very nice. Tomorrow's Tuesday. You know that means yes, songs

0:42:02.239 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 3>a song?

0:42:02.600 --> 0:42:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Songs have you been practicing in the week off?

0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:08.239
<v Speaker 3>I told you this. I told you I was having

0:42:08.280 --> 0:42:10.400
<v Speaker 3>my nails done the other day in the nails and

0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:12.879
<v Speaker 3>they had instrumental music and I'm screaming in my head.

0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:15.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I will Always Love You by Celene Dion.

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:18.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm playing song songs for song, song song in my

0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:19.359
<v Speaker 3>downtime now.

0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:21.840
<v Speaker 2>Yes, And that's where you finally got your win.

0:42:23.280 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 3>When you played yourself the nail salon as I'm getting

0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:30.800
<v Speaker 3>a pedicure.

0:42:31.080 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 6>Luckily it wasn't songs and songs and song though. Because

0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:35.279
<v Speaker 6>I Will Always Love You is by Witty Here.

0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:43.680
<v Speaker 4>Where'd you try that? That's the main thing.

0:42:43.760 --> 0:42:48.200
<v Speaker 2>She flung by myself and still losing that is incredible.

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:51.680
<v Speaker 2>How'd you go and train today? You lost.

0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:53.080
<v Speaker 3>Me?

0:42:54.440 --> 0:42:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I did some drooms by myself and I still lost.

0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:01.520
<v Speaker 2>Always keeping everyone accountable.

0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:04.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh we'll have a chat afterwards and you can explain

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:05.480
<v Speaker 3>exactly where I went wrong.

0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Then that's good birthday. Payday back tomorrow as well a

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:11.520
<v Speaker 2>chance to win a thousand dollars just for having a birthday.

0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:14.480
<v Speaker 2>And also, how fun was it this morning shouting people coffee?

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:16.080
<v Speaker 3>I know, we love that. We're gonna do that again

0:43:16.120 --> 0:43:17.239
<v Speaker 3>tomorrow at six and six thirty.

0:43:17.320 --> 0:43:19.520
<v Speaker 2>Let's bring it back. Yep, five friends,