Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourn, Jason lauren start your morning the
Speaker 1: right away.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Laurens one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody. Welcome to your.
Speaker 4: Wednesday good morning, morning.
Speaker 2: Monday morning, clean morning. Would you say at the end
Speaker 2: of Melbourne Nova's Melbourne one hundred.
Speaker 5: Well done, it's nearly the weekend on your Hitchy good
Speaker 5: on you.
Speaker 2: Are you accusing him of making mistakes?
Speaker 4: He doesn't make mistakes.
Speaker 2: No, you're right at mistakes, You're right, Hitchy does not
Speaker 2: make mistakes.
Speaker 5: Ever, there was a very funny interaction between you and Hitchy.
Speaker 5: I saw on the weekend and I can't.
Speaker 2: Remember what it was now in the club or TV.
Speaker 4: Sorry, it was on the TV. You said something. He went, oh,
Speaker 4: I think it was about Katy Perry playing the Grand Fine.
Speaker 5: You said, well, I hope she plays your favorite song
Speaker 5: Hot and Cold, Peter, and he.
Speaker 4: Went, did he do the Okay, did.
Speaker 2: He do the jic? Yeah? He did his metal and
Speaker 2: the sluttery with your weather. She was, uh, yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was very cute and awkward and funny. And does
Speaker 4: he actually like Katy Perry's cold?
Speaker 2: Said?
Speaker 4: He went, Because I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5: I listened to Katy Perry's new album on the way
Speaker 5: in this morning.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you bought Katie up. Today's Katy Perry Day.
Speaker 2: We are off to catch up with her after the.
Speaker 4: See Katie Perry today.
Speaker 5: So I listened had to hone to the new album
Speaker 5: which has just been released. It's real dancy, like she
Speaker 5: should do some airpek club show and it would go off,
Speaker 5: Queens Golf, Queen Golf coins, get it at puff, I've
Speaker 5: got some home. I would have the night of my
Speaker 5: life with Katy Perry at pool. Stiff into this really, Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's way more dancing, like I feel like this is
Speaker 5: more poppy, and it's.
Speaker 2: More like do we take it today? What time does
Speaker 2: it open? It's probably it's always surely.
Speaker 5: She's just rolled in from Brazil and I reckon like
Speaker 5: those dance tracks in Brazil would have gone off.
Speaker 2: You've had some homework for you too today during the
Speaker 2: show you know how for who for both of you?
Speaker 4: Okay, great?
Speaker 2: During the show today, I would like you to watch
Speaker 2: the Katy Perry movie.
Speaker 5: Oh like, as we're working in the ads and the songs.
Speaker 6: You're on, if I can get a recliner.
Speaker 4: I'll do it. No, watch it? How do I watch it?
Speaker 2: We'll get some sort of device.
Speaker 4: It's like the days at school when you teacher are
Speaker 4: sick and they'd wheel.
Speaker 2: And during the ad breaks and Clint's News today, we'll
Speaker 2: watch the Katie Peer so you're across it before the chat.
Speaker 2: I guarantee you watch it and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: we're best friends.
Speaker 4: But I already think that.
Speaker 2: I just asked gen Z how twenty five producer? I went, hey,
Speaker 2: can you get the Katy Perry movie up on a laptop?
Speaker 2: She goes, Okay, no worries what movie is she?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have said the same.
Speaker 2: It's literally the Katy Perry movie.
Speaker 4: Okay, when did it come out ten years ago?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Long ago? Like it was around the Russell Bran here.
Speaker 2: It didn't look let you see a backstage.
Speaker 4: I don't think we need to mention it.
Speaker 2: Then that's not the whole movie.
Speaker 4: She is worth Orlando Bloom?
Speaker 2: Now doesn't he have Orlando on him?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Doesn't he what? He's blooming all year round?
Speaker 5: It's really cute, like they're just they're just cute. They
Speaker 5: post cute things on social God.
Speaker 2: I hate seeing people in love they're cute. Hey, We're
Speaker 2: had a massive show coming up today, guys final chances
Speaker 2: to join us for our Grand Final breakfast.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow gatby A. I'm exhorted.
Speaker 5: Ye hey, yeah, not good weather today, but tomorrow and
Speaker 5: Friday and Saturday are going to be awesome.
Speaker 2: It was yesterday.
Speaker 4: It was so warm. We went for a walk for
Speaker 4: dinner and went it sat on the street and had
Speaker 4: dinner on the street.
Speaker 2: I got home, I thought I'm going to jump in
Speaker 2: the pool cafe, then remembered I had the pull at
Speaker 2: thirty six degrees so I was overheating.
Speaker 4: It was stunning, stunning scenes Melbourne yesterday.
Speaker 2: All right, how we're going to kick things off with
Speaker 2: horse or this is our new little game which we
Speaker 2: are loving.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, thirteen twenty fourteen. If you want to win
Speaker 5: tickets to the sports Bet Corefield Cup a VIP package,
Speaker 5: you've been a marquee with food and BEVs.
Speaker 4: I think they're like five hundred and fifty dollars each
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they word.
Speaker 4: So here's what we're going to do.
Speaker 5: We're going to give you the name of a horse
Speaker 5: or the name of something else and you got to
Speaker 5: guess what it is.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourten. Let's get into it. What station are
Speaker 2: we listening to?
Speaker 1: And you're up to date on Novs one Melbourne's No
Speaker 1: one true.
Speaker 2: Sorry because you never make a mistake ever. Move on,
Speaker 2: jas I am perfect clicked. Move on. I'm actually surprised
Speaker 2: the song fired for.
Speaker 8: Me Elsh this fight, fight, fight, fans.
Speaker 2: Of a feather. Good morning Melbourne. We'll play horse or
Speaker 2: meal right after this, coming like.
Speaker 1: A dark.
Speaker 2: Jason Lawrence horse or that's right, a horse or a
Speaker 2: different topic each day. Yesterday was horse or politician.
Speaker 4: Today horse or a meal.
Speaker 5: We have two options. Nope, We've got one thing and
Speaker 5: you have to guess. Is it a horse like a
Speaker 5: racehorse name or is it actually a meal the name
Speaker 5: of something you could eat?
Speaker 4: Thirteen I got there eventually.
Speaker 2: Fourteen is our number. I'm not hugely exotic in the
Speaker 2: food world.
Speaker 4: No, you're not.
Speaker 2: No, a bit of a meat and too it.
Speaker 4: You know what is exotic? It is international.
Speaker 2: It's italic. Not I've had on the brain for day
Speaker 2: since you mentioned it. Me peas and mash peace last night.
Speaker 4: Oh yah, I hate it.
Speaker 2: A midsol question question that's.
Speaker 4: Such an old I was.
Speaker 2: At mum and Dad's and cooked a chicken roast chicken.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love roast.
Speaker 2: Didn't have stuffing. I make stuffing. How do you do
Speaker 2: your pee? So they the frozen ones. I didn't do
Speaker 2: the mask n mom did them lovely. Remember I generally
Speaker 2: do them in the microwave.
Speaker 4: I remember.
Speaker 5: My name used to make me stand there and would
Speaker 5: not make me. I enjoy it, but we'd like stand
Speaker 5: in the kitchen. That was my way of helping the
Speaker 5: kitchen was to shell the peace. She'd do fresh peas.
Speaker 2: My mom did dehydrated ones. Real. What's that like? Like
Speaker 2: the dehydrated peas. They're in like a packet aisle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and they rehydrate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's up there with dead.
Speaker 5: I had mashed ptato. I've never had dehydrated pee. My
Speaker 5: name needs to get me stand there and shell the peas.
Speaker 2: I can go down to Coles and get something you want.
Speaker 4: Fresh or dehydrated.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's go to the phones and play
Speaker 2: horse or meal this morning.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Nicola. Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 9: How are you going?
Speaker 4: You live on a golf course, Nicola? Do you play gold?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: I love it? It's very dicky back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jase played golf the other day for the first
Speaker 5: time in a thousand years, And yesterday I said, what's
Speaker 5: happened to your hand? He's got a cup like a
Speaker 5: split hand, and he said true golf said how often
Speaker 5: did you play?
Speaker 4: And he said just once?
Speaker 2: I need a glove? You do need a glove? Yeah,
Speaker 2: come on, Tiger, Sorry, don't please anyone else? Please are
Speaker 2: right these days? Right? Well, we know what that's wrong. Okay, Nicola,
Speaker 2: here we go, your chance to win a VIP package
Speaker 2: off at the Corfield Cup. Carnival horse or meal? Today's
Speaker 2: today's name is shin Zan? Is it a horse or
Speaker 2: a meal?
Speaker 11: Oh god, I'm going to tig a meal.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go a meal? Correct?
Speaker 4: To sound like something you order at a restaurant, though,
Speaker 4: doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't my own a bit of shin zen.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Crampbourn. Stacy morning, Hello, good morning, We
Speaker 2: are good. Hello.
Speaker 4: It's going to be hard feed to mark this one up.
Speaker 2: Shin Zen?
Speaker 7: My husband was.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Shinzen? Horse or meal? Let's go horse?
Speaker 4: It is a racehorse. You are correct, Stacey, You and
Speaker 4: it sounds like your husband are off to the Corefield Cup.
Speaker 4: You'll be treated like a star in an exclusive marquee
Speaker 4: including gourmet grazing menu all day pause of chando on
Speaker 4: garden spirits. It's in the exclusive track side precinct and
Speaker 4: it is an amazing spot to watch the horse racers.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, goodness, does.
Speaker 4: Your husband like horse tracing?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 4: Does your husband like horse racing?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, he spent hours the day sitting there
Speaker 9: studying the form.
Speaker 7: Guys.
Speaker 12: Oh my goodness, all I hear about his racehorse?
Speaker 4: Oh you guys are going to have the best day
Speaker 4: to be fair.
Speaker 2: Whenever I go, I never see a horse sports bet,
Speaker 2: Corfield Cup, Carnival.
Speaker 4: There's plenty to see and do there.
Speaker 2: That's fine, I know exactly more than.
Speaker 4: Just a horse race.
Speaker 2: October twelve to nineteen, immerse yourself in Spring Racing Spectacle.
Speaker 2: Tickets are from fifty bucks. You can book now a ticket.
Speaker 2: Text Jesus kid LaRoy. Sorry about that. Everyone. This is
Speaker 2: Nova one hundred. Good morning, a little bit of static
Speaker 2: go to.
Speaker 4: It really blew my head off telling me about apologies.
Speaker 2: Everybody, at ease.
Speaker 4: At ease, you were just saying, Jason neverband, We've.
Speaker 2: Actually gone through the tapes. Good morning, nov What all shops. Fine,
Speaker 2: it is just gone twenty two past six.
Speaker 4: What's happened?
Speaker 2: It was just was that?
Speaker 4: Who was that?
Speaker 2: That was me? Say good morning Clint this morning, and
Speaker 2: you're up to date on Nova's one, Melvin's over one.
Speaker 2: And the slickness continues. This was me the other day,
Speaker 2: good morning nov.
Speaker 5: Oh you're supposed to say good morning Melbourne. This is
Speaker 5: why I don't do any of the heavy lifting. No
Speaker 5: one can never tell me off.
Speaker 2: Hey, Katy Perry tickets and Kylie Minogue tickets on the way.
Speaker 2: First though, let's talk Simon Baker. Isn't he lovely?
Speaker 4: He's had some Simon Baker.
Speaker 1: It's a good looking my mum always tells me. She
Speaker 1: says she could only grow your hair like Simon Baker,
Speaker 1: that beautiful, curly.
Speaker 4: Curly blonde hair with those chunky.
Speaker 2: Stop at Simon. I did a small talk with him
Speaker 2: in a makeup room one day.
Speaker 4: I've never met him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll shooting an ad for radio station. And he
Speaker 2: was going in afterwards.
Speaker 4: You and Simon Baker.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no. He was shooting up much more
Speaker 2: important in a studio next door. But it was sort
Speaker 2: of a combined.
Speaker 4: Makeup rooms and did they get you mixed up?
Speaker 2: Okay, Simon, I mean Jason.
Speaker 4: Oh you're not here for the mental shoot?
Speaker 2: Sorry here as a mentalist?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And was he nice? I feel like he'd be nice.
Speaker 2: The girl I was working with had left her bra
Speaker 2: over his seat, so when we walked in, were you
Speaker 2: didn't mad?
Speaker 4: But take your bra?
Speaker 2: Bra? Mister Baker?
Speaker 4: Radio radio used to be so wild. I who was
Speaker 4: your co ho?
Speaker 2: He was lovely? This is just for you, p J.
Speaker 2: P J left a bra every seat?
Speaker 10: Why?
Speaker 2: I guess you were a different one that.
Speaker 5: Just fraying the nip. Maybe Simon Baker him well, and
Speaker 5: he just sat on her bro. He didn't say its
Speaker 5: anyone mind if I move this before I sit down
Speaker 5: holes in this story?
Speaker 4: What sort of film were you filming?
Speaker 2: I know it sounds like we shot a pawn with
Speaker 2: Simon Baker. We didn't, did you know? Be sure?
Speaker 5: Anyway, I'd watched the Simon Baker the Simon Bake apart,
Speaker 5: I said the Simon Baker part.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't what's old?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be watching. Oh he comes Jason fast forward?
Speaker 2: What doing that little ten second skip? Okay?
Speaker 5: Why are we talking about exit this conversation are we
Speaker 5: talking about handsome Simon.
Speaker 1: Baker because he's been spotted with the younger lass, hasn't
Speaker 1: he he's fifty five.
Speaker 5: He has chicks falling over their feet for him. That
Speaker 5: does not surprise me.
Speaker 2: How old's the gift? Thirty?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: Who cares?
Speaker 2: And he's thirty five? He's fifty five, missed mister Baker?
Speaker 2: Too bad?
Speaker 4: He would have chicks literally falling over him.
Speaker 1: So she's a mystery blonde. They were They were actually
Speaker 1: seen can noodling.
Speaker 4: Were they in Bondi Beach or something?
Speaker 2: Byron Bay? Oh?
Speaker 4: In Byron Bay.
Speaker 2: You don't use the word ca noodling when you try to.
Speaker 2: I love canoodling and I love the word too. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm clinton want a noodle?
Speaker 5: That would give me the if a man said to me,
Speaker 5: I want to go back to my house in canodle?
Speaker 2: Do you want a canodle on my couch?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: What about if someone Baker.
Speaker 4: Said it can noodle?
Speaker 2: You would?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think fifty and thirty. Yeah, there's nothing wrong.
Speaker 5: With that, nothing wrong with it. There's nothing wrong with
Speaker 5: any age difference, I don't think.
Speaker 4: But it's sometimes it's nice to go still got it?
Speaker 2: Still got? You say that and say, like my wife,
Speaker 2: my wife broke up forty two? Now, yeah, what's like.
Speaker 4: What's the youngest whatever she wants? Nor are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the youngest? Before you go, oh, creepy.
Speaker 5: You're not getting another girl friend. You're getting a cat
Speaker 5: next or a lizard snake. I broke up with my
Speaker 5: missus and got a python or a place to with
Speaker 5: a python.
Speaker 2: This is do you know what? It'd be an older
Speaker 2: python too, It would be.
Speaker 4: A geriatric python.
Speaker 2: Huh monty hey. We asked the team, how.
Speaker 4: Old are you? Forty two?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How old? Could you go?
Speaker 2: Now? How young?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Whatever?
Speaker 2: All right? So you say that, and then imagine if
Speaker 2: I rolled in here with a thirty year old girlfriend.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, twenty thirty. Twenty thirty is
Speaker 4: no problem, right, ay?
Speaker 2: Thirty fine, we asked our team.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's not going to happen, but I wouldn't
Speaker 5: have a problem with it. I wouldn't have a problem with
Speaker 5: twenty either.
Speaker 4: All adults, it's.
Speaker 2: Going to happen. We asked the team, how old did
Speaker 2: you go? I got a revers limbo?
Speaker 4: All right, So, and what am I doing here reading
Speaker 4: the mountain?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Are you guys guessing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon, we'll guess.
Speaker 5: H forty three, I was with a forty three year
Speaker 5: old when I was twenty seven. Well, it can't be
Speaker 5: gen Z because she's not twenty seven yet.
Speaker 2: How old do they go? That's Brady? Yeah, that'd be
Speaker 2: Brady executive producer. But on how old was he?
Speaker 4: Twenty seven?
Speaker 2: And how old was the.
Speaker 4: Misso forty three?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Was it one of your friends? Was it, Brodie?
Speaker 2: It was one of your friends?
Speaker 3: Mums?
Speaker 13: No, but she's my dad's physio.
Speaker 4: My lord, how did that come about?
Speaker 13: We were just talking. We met and then we went
Speaker 13: back and she's like, I'm like, oh, what do you do?
Speaker 13: She's like, oh, I'm a physio And I was like
Speaker 13: oh yeah. And she lived near me. I was like
Speaker 13: whereabouts and she's like, oh at this place. I was like,
Speaker 13: oh yeah, my dad goes there. She's like, oh, what
Speaker 13: does your dad look like. I was like, oh, bit
Speaker 13: tall of me. His name is Robert, and she's oh, no,
Speaker 13: I treated him. I'm like, I'm done, did you treat him?
Speaker 4: It was until she was back at her house he
Speaker 4: worked that out read him.
Speaker 2: Is dad ever gone there?
Speaker 4: No? Okay?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Is she hoty. No, when did you meet her?
Speaker 2: Exactly?
Speaker 4: When did you meet her as a twenty seven year old?
Speaker 2: Were clubs at the clubs?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so fun. Match a big forty
Speaker 4: three and going to a club and picking up a
Speaker 4: twenty seven year old you'd and then finding out it
Speaker 4: was brody shame.
Speaker 2: And then finding out your treaty's.
Speaker 4: Dad patient confidentiality.
Speaker 2: No, we're still going through the least was that.
Speaker 4: I was nineteen when the other person was seventeen? That's
Speaker 4: gen Z. No, that's not a big age gap.
Speaker 2: No, that's someone that would be that would be produced
Speaker 2: z the Golden Boy. You got to keep it in
Speaker 2: the same age bracket.
Speaker 4: Well done, Yeah right, all right? Nineteen and thirty six?
Speaker 4: Oh that's was that to you?
Speaker 2: Clinton? Was that you away?
Speaker 4: You're such a bad actress. You gave that away so quick?
Speaker 2: What gave it away? Lauren? Though?
Speaker 4: Who was there? Who's the thirty six year when you
Speaker 4: were nineteen? No?
Speaker 2: I was thirty six, that was nineteen. Good morning everyone,
Speaker 2: It is just go on twenty twenty three to seventy.
Speaker 2: You are right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I changed chair. They're very high like desks, stool, right,
Speaker 5: and how do you.
Speaker 2: Try to get it to get down, but it won't
Speaker 2: go down because of your body weight. That's a compliment.
Speaker 4: Oh she's going to get how do you reckon?
Speaker 2: We'll go in this morning.
Speaker 5: Well, i'd a fairly average sleep, but I got up
Speaker 5: extra early to wash my hair this morning.
Speaker 4: Some bit tired.
Speaker 2: I'm in a fun mood. Now I'm in a playful mood.
Speaker 2: But I'm a little bit snip as well. Yeah you are.
Speaker 5: You're a bit tired today. You're a bit tired. But
Speaker 5: Jace walked in this morning and you and.
Speaker 2: I both like, oh, what's up with me? I just
Speaker 2: gen Z's off me.
Speaker 4: She just yeah, because he's been a bit. He's been
Speaker 4: a bit weird, isn't he. I've got something to say. Yeah,
Speaker 4: go gen Z?
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four tens The Jason Venting online Z.
Speaker 10: So I want to get so I want to go
Speaker 10: get our coffee. So I was wasn't present at my
Speaker 10: laptop and I come back. Here's an email to our boss,
Speaker 10: Sarah saying I'm going to read it morning. Unfortunately, I
Speaker 10: need to handle my notice as I've met someone online
Speaker 10: and we are plying thing to move overseas as they
Speaker 10: can no longer stay here illegally. Would you be free
Speaker 10: for five minutes today to chat about it?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 4: Well, she's coming to Melbourne today so she'd be thrilled
Speaker 4: to have that meeting with you.
Speaker 8: We actually have a ten meeting, so that's going to
Speaker 8: be great.
Speaker 5: Okay, just don't reply, just let just let his name
Speaker 5: what's his name?
Speaker 2: Jazz? And it's from Ireland that.
Speaker 4: I hope you buys your first class tickets is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here in your baby camp mounster from the Storm.
Speaker 2: What a year the Melbourne Storm have had. They're into
Speaker 2: a Premium final.
Speaker 5: Jets term minor premiers, Like does any team if they
Speaker 5: lose the Grand Final?
Speaker 2: Go well?
Speaker 4: But will mine a premier?
Speaker 2: They make a bigger deal of it in the Ani.
Speaker 2: They've got a big trophy. Big. Yeah, it's quite a
Speaker 2: big minor premier, a big thing.
Speaker 4: Wants to who is the minor premiers in the AFL
Speaker 4: this year?
Speaker 2: Uh? Swans? What were they? Well? Got a lot going
Speaker 2: on in his life and you, baby, we're gonna go
Speaker 2: to check in how he's growing's doing. Remember that was down.
Speaker 4: Line, Yes, it was down down.
Speaker 3: Our next guest is a legend of an a sleep
Speaker 3: who plays for Melbourne Storf.
Speaker 11: He's bringing one of those rare quires and everyone listens
Speaker 11: when by playing.
Speaker 3: Please welcome friend of the show Cam Monster who.
Speaker 2: Like Cam Good morning?
Speaker 4: Gooday guys they hate We haven't seen you for like
Speaker 4: a couple of months.
Speaker 5: There's been many changes. He turned thirties, all right, yeah
Speaker 5: I did turn thirty. Thanks for every wanting me thirty thirty?
Speaker 2: Mentally?
Speaker 5: Can I just remind you quickly mentally? Hasn't you're still
Speaker 5: twelve years younger than jas.
Speaker 8: Oh that's all right, yeah, look that old mate.
Speaker 2: Thank you. There you go, and I've got the mental
Speaker 2: age of with twenty five. So the younger you own
Speaker 2: the head, aren't you better believe it?
Speaker 4: To have a thirtieth celebration.
Speaker 14: No, I haven't had a celebration for my birthday for
Speaker 14: almost I reckon the eleven years of being in Melbourne.
Speaker 14: We had a drinking band every year when the boys
Speaker 14: were around, and around finals time we didn't touch alcohol.
Speaker 4: So yeah, always in the finals.
Speaker 14: I've been very fortunate enough to be in the finals
Speaker 14: for the last probably eleven and twelve years I played
Speaker 14: at the.
Speaker 4: Club, so I haven't had the chance playing for a
Speaker 4: great club. You can't party on your birthday.
Speaker 2: That's an ideal, is it? After you take out the Grannite?
Speaker 2: Can we redo your thirtieth?
Speaker 8: Oh, that'd be nice.
Speaker 2: I'd be nice to president. I'll tell you what storm
Speaker 2: take out the Grand Final. Let's get him in here
Speaker 2: and we'll do a thirtieth birthday party on the air.
Speaker 4: I'm sure we're the people you'd love to celebrate with
Speaker 4: the Patty Crips as well. And also, since we saw
Speaker 4: you last, we've had another baby. Congratulations, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Number nine. Now I think it's ten.
Speaker 8: There's my third that I know of.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Three.
Speaker 4: Did you name you little Bubba?
Speaker 14: We named it Blake, Yeah, exactly beautiful. My wife loves
Speaker 14: Blake lively and thought it would be a nice unisex
Speaker 14: name for a girl.
Speaker 2: Before we talked finals, can we talk your groin, because
Speaker 2: last time we caught up it was origin time you
Speaker 2: couldn't play. You're still gonna get surgery?
Speaker 14: Still booked in to get surgery with John O'donnald met
Speaker 14: with him a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's pretty laid back on a guy.
Speaker 4: Well, it's good to catch him when he's not on
Speaker 4: the golf course because he was my hip surgeon as well.
Speaker 8: So he's on the golf course when you're supposed to
Speaker 8: get your plays.
Speaker 4: A lot of I think he's like he's in his
Speaker 4: he's in his ear that he can pick and choose.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 4: He'd spent a lot of time just live in his
Speaker 4: best life time.
Speaker 2: Well after I.
Speaker 14: Had the conversation with him, he was going to do
Speaker 14: the tennis players hips Murray murrays up, So you're supposed
Speaker 14: to do his hips, but he ended up delaying it.
Speaker 2: So what's he got to do? Remove the girl?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do Let's do some real old people chat
Speaker 4: as two people who have had our hips done in
Speaker 4: our thirties. What's your hip issue? What's your ailment?
Speaker 8: I've got both hips issues. I'm going to right tear
Speaker 8: in my labor.
Speaker 2: Oh I have that tick twins he gave to these
Speaker 2: people I'm hanging out with.
Speaker 4: It's athletes.
Speaker 8: It's athletes. We use their hips a lot.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm not sure what Mike's I.
Speaker 2: Can tell you now.
Speaker 4: I don't think he's using the hips for athletics.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: What else have we got to do?
Speaker 14: And I was going a bone spur that's in the
Speaker 14: socket on my left side that needs to be shaved back.
Speaker 4: Anyway, big few weeks for your fus.
Speaker 2: Well Friday night against the Roosters, how we feeling feeling good.
Speaker 14: They had a really good game against Many last week,
Speaker 14: played some really good footy, a lot more aggressive and
Speaker 14: started a lot faster than they did against Penris, So
Speaker 14: we're really confident. We've had obviously some great battles against
Speaker 14: them the last couple of years. So yeah, look it's
Speaker 14: going to be no different known Friday to me.
Speaker 5: It's just so like we've got the AFL Grand Final
Speaker 5: coming up and it's too out of state.
Speaker 4: Brisbane and Sydney press on the storm Bruss Melbourne.
Speaker 5: You guys are representing Melbourne to get up there in
Speaker 5: the NRL and just dominate.
Speaker 8: Thanks Loon. It didn't actually didn't actually think about that
Speaker 8: until it coming here, So.
Speaker 2: Thanks for putting.
Speaker 4: Follow AFL. We're all watching the Melbourne.
Speaker 2: My city is on your shoulders.
Speaker 14: Hopefully it's a good turnout on fun of them exactly
Speaker 14: we had I think twenty.
Speaker 2: Four thousand maybe last week. No, we can come out
Speaker 2: and force better than that.
Speaker 8: I think you can. I think it holds thirty thousand,
Speaker 8: So let's get out there, guys.
Speaker 4: You can support the storm.
Speaker 2: What your gut say? Who do you think you'd be
Speaker 2: playing in the finals? Panthers or the sharkis.
Speaker 4: Got to get through this one.
Speaker 15: Thank you, Loan.
Speaker 8: I would like I know you're further further.
Speaker 4: Who wins that game? Is what you're asking? Panthers all
Speaker 4: the Shark? Yeah, the Sharks, the one that they all
Speaker 4: do this in the crowd and Dolphins, Dolphins, what were
Speaker 4: they thinking? What that with that team?
Speaker 14: I'm going to say Penrith. Look, they've been in the
Speaker 14: last three won the last three years in a row. Panthers, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 14: I'm going to have to say Penrith.
Speaker 8: Sharks.
Speaker 14: They're good on paper, but they've only just won their
Speaker 14: first ever finals game last week. They've been in the
Speaker 14: finals the last three years and they've only won one
Speaker 14: final and that was last week, so they've had a
Speaker 14: bit of a hurdle. Hopefully they can jump that hurdle
Speaker 14: and knock out Penrith. But they got to play, They
Speaker 14: got to play a grand final to beat.
Speaker 4: On American and then after the finals, well, or is
Speaker 4: it for the Grand Final?
Speaker 2: You have?
Speaker 4: And I'm not that good with NRL. Right, so you
Speaker 4: have the dal E M S which is like the
Speaker 4: Brown Low? Is it as excruciatingly long and boring as
Speaker 4: the Brown Low? Jeff to Site, I think a lot
Speaker 4: more people.
Speaker 8: Watch the brown Load just because of the way women
Speaker 8: dress up.
Speaker 4: I think it's more of the girls don't look as
Speaker 4: good do they the.
Speaker 8: They do, it's just don't think it's as how do
Speaker 8: I say, like, so extra.
Speaker 2: This would be goody?
Speaker 14: Probably yeah, Like there's probably more people more invested in
Speaker 14: the red car, but then probably the yeah. But then
Speaker 14: saying that too, like they probably would have got told
Speaker 14: months out that they're going, Like we haven't been told
Speaker 14: and informed as a club, so.
Speaker 4: No one even knows how the girls get their dress.
Speaker 14: I think it's just more of a feel thing, Like
Speaker 14: for myself, you kind of know as the season goes
Speaker 14: on and how you going, and they tracking it usually
Speaker 14: the captain, the CEO, and the coach obviously go ye,
Speaker 14: and then they just hand picked players.
Speaker 5: Then you say to your partner, I think we're going
Speaker 5: this year. She gets to dress and then you're like, actually,
Speaker 5: I wasn't that good.
Speaker 8: So my wife me A couple times, are we going
Speaker 8: I'm like, well, I've never been told.
Speaker 2: And did you see me play on the weekend? Turn
Speaker 2: the dress?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, that's so much pressure.
Speaker 2: Hey, the storm taken on the rabbit O's on Friday night.
Speaker 2: Congratulations on mind a premiership as well taking out the
Speaker 2: season again.
Speaker 8: Thank you again.
Speaker 2: Well you've done in pasture last year.
Speaker 4: Congratulations on the baby, and congratulations on the thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 4: It has been a big year for you. Let's hope
Speaker 4: it continues growing.
Speaker 2: Back in action too, back in action. That's not too
Speaker 2: much action. You've got three kids under three.
Speaker 8: I'm done.
Speaker 2: I was spoken to the dock. Snip you had it done,
Speaker 2: You're getting it done.
Speaker 8: I'm getting it done out.
Speaker 2: We should do it too for one deal, Yeah, for free.
Speaker 4: Don't they just come to your house and do it now?
Speaker 4: Apparently a little van comes around to your house. Yeah,
Speaker 4: if you're willing and you're done, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Snip it off. And I don't know about you, but
Speaker 2: I don't much to snip anyway. I don't want the
Speaker 2: neighbours seeing a hatchback with the giants sperm on the roof.
Speaker 2: Park to the driveway. Yeah, it looks like a Domino's
Speaker 2: car that.
Speaker 4: He turns up in the van and comes into your house.
Speaker 2: And I'd have made him mind get it done, but
Speaker 2: he got fully put under. That's how I want to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 4: It's very dramatic.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be awake.
Speaker 14: There's been a couple of guys I've spoken to and
Speaker 14: they it's very painful watching it happen.
Speaker 2: You don't watch another nay get put down or put down,
Speaker 2: put to sleep, put down? And then the other concern
Speaker 2: very dramatic. The other concern is friends of mineset because
Speaker 2: this was a big chat at the lad's lunch.
Speaker 4: The other day, getting a snap.
Speaker 2: If you get fully put under, sometimes the doctors aren't
Speaker 2: as gentle with you as they would be if you're awake.
Speaker 2: Of course they're not exactly, so the healing process can actually.
Speaker 4: Be more pain because you're all so dramatic anyway. You know,
Speaker 4: they definitely weren't as gentle with me.
Speaker 2: I need more. You don't know what it's like to
Speaker 2: be a man, Lauren.
Speaker 4: Oh my godfather, it's tough. You can get you notice
Speaker 4: job done while you're under as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, full face slept. It's going to come out looking
Speaker 2: like Zach Effron.
Speaker 8: Beautiful, nice a line.
Speaker 2: I came good to see mate, Thanks, just had came
Speaker 2: monster in from the Storm, Big Shadow the Melbourne Storm.
Speaker 2: They gave us jerseys as well with their.
Speaker 4: Name names on the back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, big a QW weeks for the Melbourne Storm and
Speaker 5: I like you know, we've got two interstate teams in
Speaker 5: the AFL Ground Finals.
Speaker 4: I'd love to get Melbourne Storm in the NROL Groun Final.
Speaker 2: We're just having a chat with Cam though he's got
Speaker 2: like a fourteen month old at home and he's just
Speaker 2: had another baby. He's keen to get the snip now.
Speaker 2: I've had this chat with a lot of dads at school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good for you guys. Take the power in your
Speaker 4: own hands.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Have you had the snip? How
Speaker 2: did it go for you?
Speaker 4: Because there's many different ways to get the snip I'm told.
Speaker 2: Apparently can get a little van around your house.
Speaker 4: You hear about the man with the van, Whi's not
Speaker 4: the man with that, but it is a man in
Speaker 4: a van, a snip van.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you had the snip? How to for you?
Speaker 2: Did you go fully under? For you awake?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: We're snipping it. Thirteen twenty four ten. Have you had
Speaker 2: the snip? How did it go for you? Clint's just
Speaker 2: been online. There's a few rules around how long you
Speaker 2: need to abstain from intercourse afterwards. Didn't know this. You
Speaker 2: said it might have been six weeks, But that's a
Speaker 2: long time to go without I think I'm thinking of
Speaker 2: a Yeah, that's very different. Don't get them mixed up.
Speaker 2: Just a week? Is that it? And you're good to go.
Speaker 2: No stopping for a week, No stopping for a week.
Speaker 4: Did they actually cut your balls?
Speaker 2: Well, well let's find out, shall we.
Speaker 4: How do they do it?
Speaker 2: Let's go to jeff in office that morning? Jeff, have
Speaker 2: you had your balls? Cup?
Speaker 11: Had it done?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 11: They cut the tube and he actually dropped one of
Speaker 11: them and they had to go.
Speaker 2: Fishing too quickly.
Speaker 4: Festival.
Speaker 5: Were you in a hospital or at your house? Because
Speaker 5: I'm fascinated that you can do it at home.
Speaker 11: No, I would get doctor snipping in Keysbury and you
Speaker 11: get a stubby hold and a Fredo.
Speaker 2: Frog too stubby old to say, but.
Speaker 11: I got a little bit of sperm on there like
Speaker 11: a picture, and then you've been double doctor sni on
Speaker 11: the garage.
Speaker 5: So you went to keys Bread to doctor Sniff, you
Speaker 5: got your did you get your fred a frog four
Speaker 5: or after you'd had.
Speaker 4: To operation afterwards.
Speaker 5: It's like the adult version of getting a jelly bean
Speaker 5: when you get a needle at the doctor.
Speaker 4: So you go in and what do they do? They
Speaker 4: just say, take your do you stand up or lie down?
Speaker 2: Will you sit here?
Speaker 11: And they call you in and three Russian girls come
Speaker 11: and get you. So you're already shitting yourself. You're walking
Speaker 11: the room and they will be there and we'll we'll
Speaker 11: be back in ten minutes. Okay, they get full full starkers.
Speaker 3: Girls.
Speaker 4: Gets. Aren't you sure you went to doctor Snip?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: No, you get in front of the three Russian girls.
Speaker 11: They actually asked you if you want a video on
Speaker 11: to help you sort of you know, oh you do
Speaker 11: get excited.
Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't know to get the snip.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Is that why they use the Russians?
Speaker 4: Are you sure you went to doctor Snip? Or did
Speaker 4: you go in the wrong door?
Speaker 11: It's the true?
Speaker 4: Okay, gets better, so hang on, you have to get
Speaker 4: a little round.
Speaker 2: You in a chair.
Speaker 11: No, no, you're laying down. You're laying down on a bit,
Speaker 11: not the dentist.
Speaker 2: It's not like the dentist.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you get a you get a needle straight
Speaker 11: in the in the bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And does that Does the needle hurt?
Speaker 2: Like what do you reckon?
Speaker 10: Not?
Speaker 11: Not too bad.
Speaker 2: It's just that little sting, like a normal little prick.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And then yeah, they'll say you'll feel
Speaker 11: like a bit of pressure and that sort of thing,
Speaker 11: and and then you can sort of feel and cut
Speaker 11: the tube.
Speaker 2: It's sort of where are the Russians at this time?
Speaker 2: They are they still in the room.
Speaker 11: They got the assistant there.
Speaker 4: And the top of the snip, so then they cut
Speaker 4: the tube. But is it underneath or is it where
Speaker 4: where do they go in?
Speaker 11: I couldn't see, but it's in the it's in the
Speaker 11: wrinkled region there somewhere.
Speaker 2: Did they count it down? Do they go OKK three
Speaker 2: two one in snek like a ribbon cutting.
Speaker 11: I don't remember a countdown, but you've got it.
Speaker 4: You're telling me you've got to stay aroused while they're chopping.
Speaker 2: No, no, you don't stay. This is just just prior
Speaker 2: you got aroused.
Speaker 1: That is the first time you haven't had it done
Speaker 1: and you had you had a there was a slip
Speaker 1: up or something happened.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 11: So they dropped one end of the shoe. Oh yeah,
Speaker 11: because they cut they cut the you know, the travelator
Speaker 11: so to speak. Yeah, right, so yeah, they dropped one
Speaker 11: end and he goes, he goes. You want to feel
Speaker 11: a bit of pressure, and that's sort of thing. Okay,
Speaker 11: And he was fishing for a while and it was
Speaker 11: like when you used to pedal your bike and the
Speaker 11: chain come off.
Speaker 2: Who was who is fishing for a while? Did he
Speaker 2: get the chain back on?
Speaker 11: Actually started to feel sea cloth and one of my mum,
Speaker 11: that's what.
Speaker 2: It was like. So you could you should have got
Speaker 2: two from yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 11: And then yeah, they you know, stish it all up
Speaker 11: and actually put staples in there. So afterwards you go
Speaker 11: to the toilet and yet the thumbs would actually you know,
Speaker 11: touch the scrotum and you could feel the staples.
Speaker 2: It's a memorable experience.
Speaker 4: Sure you went to the right spot.
Speaker 2: Can I just say Brady Executive Produced, It's just do
Speaker 2: some research just to clarify Brady.
Speaker 13: On every website we can find about the sectories, there
Speaker 13: is no mention of erections at all.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I think he said he got aroused.
Speaker 4: They said, do you want to watch a video?
Speaker 2: That's why they sent the ruptions out.
Speaker 4: No, they didn't.
Speaker 2: They were just the assistance, I think, to help with.
Speaker 2: They said, do.
Speaker 4: You want to watch a video? But gilmour to distract you.
Speaker 2: The distraction video.
Speaker 4: Jeff, get Jeff, Jeff back Jeff Jeff.
Speaker 2: Was it a borno?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, it was an around around.
Speaker 11: Why My reason is why they did it is because
Speaker 11: some people get inverted when.
Speaker 2: They go in there.
Speaker 11: They need the old fella out. I'm not going off.
Speaker 4: So was it a sexy video or were you watching
Speaker 4: a Laddin or something?
Speaker 11: I didn't watch anything.
Speaker 4: They Oh, I see if you need.
Speaker 2: Some people get inverted.
Speaker 4: Of course I would.
Speaker 5: If someone told me they were going to cut my
Speaker 5: balls off, I'd be like, oh thanks, get back inside
Speaker 5: you go he.
Speaker 2: What did you say? You would?
Speaker 5: I think my body would say this is not a
Speaker 5: good idea, and it would fight for it's right to keep.
Speaker 4: Okay, anyone else have a similar story.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Jordan Jeff.
Speaker 4: He should be our resident sexologist.
Speaker 2: Morning Jordan, Hey, guys, there you going. We're good. You
Speaker 2: had it done. I'm not me my old man.
Speaker 4: Did he have the same experience as Jeff.
Speaker 11: I haven't got that much detail off him, but I
Speaker 11: came along afterwards.
Speaker 2: I didn't work one got through agree back checks and
Speaker 2: balances done.
Speaker 7: Me were shooting blanks and in staid, go ahead, have
Speaker 7: some fun, and yeah, here I was.
Speaker 4: You're a fighter, Jordan's are you really strong?
Speaker 3: Not really?
Speaker 2: He must have jumped from one tube to the other. Yeah.
Speaker 4: How many siblings do you have?
Speaker 11: Jordan got an older brother these eight years of the sisters.
Speaker 4: Life and you're the last one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Now they were done after me. The Golden
Speaker 2: Mum got the tubes tied, just to make sure. God,
Speaker 2: they tied everything, didn't they.
Speaker 4: Yeah, lady, yeah, jeez, wow, are you excited?
Speaker 2: No, I'm really thrown by the Russian girls. It's really
Speaker 2: rattled me.
Speaker 4: Well, you need to go and tell us if that's
Speaker 4: what happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's just gone seven past seven. Feel queasy.
Speaker 2: It's all smarty.
Speaker 4: They came to your house. Someone told me they can
Speaker 4: come to your house, and yeah, I thought there was
Speaker 4: a van.
Speaker 2: That comes at varn to the Russian girls come to
Speaker 2: their house. Because I don't know how that's going to go.
Speaker 2: I'm selling that to the wife it's like the Luber Bill.
Speaker 2: Then they pop out.
Speaker 12: Babe.
Speaker 2: If that's the three Russian girls, let them in. I'm
Speaker 2: just getting a snip. Kylie is back and bringing her attention.
Speaker 2: Tour to rod Laver Arena Thursday twentieth and Friday twenty
Speaker 2: first of feb Frontier pre sales starts tomorrow. All tickets
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Speaker 2: Don't come, but we got tickets. Let's go to the
Speaker 2: ponts Thurday twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: Charlie from Spotswood. Good morning, Oh my god, I cannot
Speaker 4: believe this. You've made it through your big Kylie fan.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite song, Charlie?
Speaker 13: What commotion?
Speaker 2: Bang out commotion? Well, you got tickets. You are going.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Caitlyn on thirteen, twenty four ten. You
Speaker 2: got tickets as well. Good morning, money are you.
Speaker 4: Going to take to see Kylie? I've got to take. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Mum and.
Speaker 2: Daughternight girls going. It's going to be a great gig.
Speaker 4: He'll be there.
Speaker 5: I'll be there front and center with the family, friends,
Speaker 5: with Brendan the brother.
Speaker 2: It's going to be great.
Speaker 5: Actually still he's still friends with Brett. Yeah, so you're
Speaker 5: going to hit him. I imagine, imagine being Kylie Minogue's brother.
Speaker 4: How many texts?
Speaker 2: I mean it's Grand Final week in that many texts
Speaker 2: after Grand Final tickets? Yeah, I can't even get Have
Speaker 2: you got something?
Speaker 4: Have you not got ticket?
Speaker 5: It's still not Clints down away the greatest sports journalists
Speaker 5: in the country that.
Speaker 4: Why can't get a ticket?
Speaker 2: Get a ticket?
Speaker 5: Honestly, place do we live in where you don't get
Speaker 5: a ticket to the Grand Final?
Speaker 2: Got one? Haven't got one? I can't wait from.
Speaker 4: Home, I can't on your own.
Speaker 5: Just give me misery, just me and my weberquet wait
Speaker 5: to see what malebrities got invited ahead of you?
Speaker 2: Are sticking with footere Oh yeah, what is happening in
Speaker 2: foot There's been some movements, hasn't there?
Speaker 4: So, I mean footy fans don't know what what channel
Speaker 4: to put on anymore.
Speaker 6: Caroline Wilson's gone, well, Caroline Wilson's wants to go Oh
Speaker 6: she's not gone well, no, no, no, no, She's contracted
Speaker 6: until the end of December this year.
Speaker 2: Apparently, Apparently, so Eddie has said that there might just
Speaker 2: be a bit of legal.
Speaker 4: Hm, well, but Chad corns cane corns, one of the horns,
Speaker 4: and one of the corns is.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Craig Hutchison's leaving Channel.
Speaker 1: Nine after Monday Night ensemble from Footy Classified might be
Speaker 1: going to seven.
Speaker 2: It's a weird one with the big frame glasses my
Speaker 2: favorite I love reminds me of the old guying up
Speaker 2: those glasses. I love him or mister Sheen. Yes, they're massive.
Speaker 2: He's a great guy, but they're.
Speaker 4: All going to Channel set. He's Damian Barrett not my favorite.
Speaker 2: No, I think Dam's contracted to nine now.
Speaker 4: But is he going to be on a show with
Speaker 4: just the Damian Barrett show?
Speaker 2: I hope? So I watch it? Is that the big
Speaker 2: frame guy? Yes? Yeah, right? But over at seven? Can
Speaker 2: we call him up?
Speaker 4: You can?
Speaker 1: Seven Immune from drama of course, because it has now
Speaker 1: emerged that Luke Darcy is pulling the pin altogether from
Speaker 1: his media duties.
Speaker 2: He's been Darcy, the.
Speaker 4: One that put his foot in it and said Caroline
Speaker 4: Wilson was going, I've I got them all mixed up.
Speaker 2: He said, who said that guy from up?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, Luke Darcy said that Tim Watson was going for seven.
Speaker 4: Years Tim Watson's going as well.
Speaker 2: Sports Tonight. That's Tim Webster. That's a good show.
Speaker 4: Where's Rebecca Madden going?
Speaker 2: Well, there's talk that she might be going to read
Speaker 2: the Sport on Channel seven.
Speaker 4: So where are you going?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? I'm not moving, I'm staying put ABC.
Speaker 4: You could do the Damian Barrett show.
Speaker 2: I get too much free stuff for You've got to
Speaker 2: declare it. I forget that. Like Jackie Valgate every week
Speaker 2: hashtag gifted, where's she going?
Speaker 4: She's staying, just saying okay, she's staying.
Speaker 2: So Luke Darcy sorry, So the point of this story
Speaker 2: is that Luke he's quit.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to see. He's also the parent. He's
Speaker 1: got to keep running around for the doggie, who's a
Speaker 1: very good footballer. What's Loo going to get into now, Well,
Speaker 1: he's always yes, he.
Speaker 5: Luke Darcy is going to start an accountancy firm.
Speaker 4: He's going to do.
Speaker 1: Close close, but not a pub he owns or his
Speaker 1: family owns a group of pubs. That's right, it's the
Speaker 1: big hospitality.
Speaker 2: What he'll be getting into finance, like Juddy, that's what
Speaker 2: I Juddy's got his own internet TV show. I watched
Speaker 2: it the other day. It was way too intelligent for me.
Speaker 2: I didn't understand.
Speaker 4: I'm not talking about how many lollies can I bar
Speaker 4: with this much money, It's.
Speaker 2: Quite so brought up a graphic and I was like,
Speaker 2: is this like the worm on election? Yeah? The worm? Yeah.
Speaker 2: So dars is going back into the pub game, ceo
Speaker 2: C and see you later. Footy. Oh, completely out of
Speaker 2: the game, from footy to Glassy.
Speaker 4: But Bruce is back.
Speaker 2: Bruce is for the for the Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Get rid of all of them and just keep Bruce McAvaney.
Speaker 2: And Barrett could do a show together.
Speaker 4: I'd be happy.
Speaker 2: Set the up guy. Yeah, hey, got a fun little
Speaker 2: game to play this morning. Jeez, that was twisting. As
Speaker 2: it approaches midday thirteen, twenty four to ten, let's talk
Speaker 2: career changes. How about you tell us what you used
Speaker 2: to do and we'll guess what you're doing now.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, give us your asl Yeah.
Speaker 2: I used to work at David Jones now doing radio.
Speaker 4: Used to be the weather girl now me, you.
Speaker 2: Don't even say that this is a job. Your used
Speaker 2: to be a sports presenter. Now on, I'm here as well.
Speaker 2: An Thurday twenty fourteen is our number. What did you
Speaker 2: used to do, and we will try and guess.
Speaker 5: What you are a career changes. My old hairdresser told
Speaker 5: me she was leaving and.
Speaker 4: I said, what are you going to do? And she said,
Speaker 4: I'm going to work at a funeral home.
Speaker 2: I've got two mates in radio that did that. Sheer
Speaker 2: white lady, A white lady? What lady? Who actually aren't?
Speaker 2: They're not what they're I said, what are you doing? Red? Burgundy?
Speaker 2: They wear red?
Speaker 4: I said, are you going to do the hair on
Speaker 4: the deceased?
Speaker 2: The makeup?
Speaker 4: She said, no, I'm going to be a film director.
Speaker 2: That's what my mating radio did. Because they were like,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a career that's going to keep going.
Speaker 2: What the streets were red? They don't?
Speaker 4: They wear white?
Speaker 2: No, they we're it's a burgundy hat.
Speaker 4: What I know pretty sure it's they wear all white suits.
Speaker 2: We'll google that job thirteen twenty four to ten. What
Speaker 2: did you used to do and we'll guess what you're
Speaker 2: doing now.
Speaker 4: Have you had an extreme career change or if you
Speaker 4: work for white ladies?
Speaker 2: Katie Perry the sound check your chance to get inside
Speaker 2: the g coming up a little bit later on the morning.
Speaker 4: Of her inside rehearsing.
Speaker 2: So she's here in Melbournel tells me Hot and Cold
Speaker 2: Air on the set list? Really really does raw get
Speaker 2: a run?
Speaker 8: It must?
Speaker 2: I think it might. Well, we'll catch up, we'll ask out.
Speaker 2: We're catching up with Katie today. You'll hear that chat tomorrow.
Speaker 2: It's just gone twenty five to wait. Here on Nova,
Speaker 2: we are playing what did you used to do? And
Speaker 2: what are you doing now? You tell us that's the
Speaker 2: job you used to do us a little bit of
Speaker 2: that sol yeah, and we're going to try and guess
Speaker 2: your career. Just talking about the white ladies.
Speaker 4: By the way, yes, the white lady funerals because one
Speaker 4: of my old hairdressers left being a hairdresser to become
Speaker 4: a funeral director.
Speaker 2: So just for clarification, they are still white as in
Speaker 2: dressed in white, thank you. But they have a Marone hat.
Speaker 4: It's a cowboy hat, sometimes Maron leather gloves los.
Speaker 2: And sometimes a scarf as well. It's a hint to Marone.
Speaker 2: I know, utually done up like Paddington Beer. The staff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they look gorgeous handing out white roses. In some
Speaker 5: of the pictures they look like the reverse Statuelaurette.
Speaker 2: Can you no funerals in here on the white ladies please?
Speaker 4: Well they should stop being so beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to the phone. So they're teen twenty.
Speaker 4: Four ten Caroline, Caroline in reservoir, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: What was your old career?
Speaker 9: I was a deli manager at Woolwork.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 5: I would take so much champagne hand home, there'd be
Speaker 5: to sell deli manager.
Speaker 2: Okay did you say deli manager?
Speaker 5: I still get to people just quickly. Do people get
Speaker 5: Is it just me or anxiety about when they're like
Speaker 5: I need this much handing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: They say how much you enough? Force?
Speaker 2: Hand? Handful?
Speaker 4: Handful?
Speaker 2: And then I have to do that. It's a bit
Speaker 2: too much.
Speaker 9: Always either too much or not enough.
Speaker 5: Never got right one hundred and fifty grands, you reckon.
Speaker 5: But he's at the bachelor of pass.
Speaker 4: Well, if you've got a.
Speaker 2: Family, okay, all right, what you're doing now, Caroline?
Speaker 4: Tell us a little bit about yourself.
Speaker 9: So I had a career change, and I was before that.
Speaker 12: I was working as a sports trainer in.
Speaker 4: A football club. I think a primary school teacher.
Speaker 7: Outside of will Worth.
Speaker 2: I think you've graduated and become a physio. No, A
Speaker 2: on the right track, Oh your doctor?
Speaker 7: No, but still on the right truck.
Speaker 4: Do you do you you are the person that when
Speaker 4: you go and get a X ray or an MRI,
Speaker 4: they tell you how to line in the bed.
Speaker 2: No, what's that job called a radiologist?
Speaker 4: That's the one radiologists?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Years of training and you've summed it up by
Speaker 2: saying you're the person that tells me how to line
Speaker 2: the bed. What do you do, Caroline, I'm actually a
Speaker 2: mental health nurse. Rewarding words Dallas thirteen, Career Change twenty
Speaker 2: four ten, Dallas. What you used to do?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: I used to be an army truck driver.
Speaker 4: An army truck driver, I reckon Dallas.
Speaker 2: Sounds like Dallas.
Speaker 4: Do you like NRL or AFL?
Speaker 11: Actually more kids?
Speaker 2: Football? Teacher, kids, I'm saying teacher asked on the question, Yeah,
Speaker 2: sounds like a teacher sort of music? Do you listen to?
Speaker 2: What's your favorite band? Daft punk?
Speaker 4: I think you're a security guard at a nightclub?
Speaker 2: Very cold? I'm driver, No, I'm saying teacher. What are you?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: I'm a technology business analyst. Oh, technology business analyst?
Speaker 4: What is the technology business?
Speaker 2: I believe you don't know what a technology business analyst is.
Speaker 4: That Dallas name.
Speaker 11: By the way, I really knows what we truly do.
Speaker 11: We listen to the businesses problems and we capture it
Speaker 11: and make sure that they build a solution they actually need,
Speaker 11: not the solution they want.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means either, Dallas, but you
Speaker 4: have a corner.
Speaker 2: Think I'd rather drive the truck in the army. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought of. I sort of missed them too. Hey
Speaker 2: Joe and Port Melbourne, you're coming to our grand final breakfast.
Speaker 2: Well o, she is devastating.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Joe's going to be a screamer.
Speaker 2: We will see you there. Are one of my favorite segments,
Speaker 2: Do you experts.
Speaker 3: With Jason Lauren your vessel specialists who specialize in very
Speaker 3: special things.
Speaker 14: This week we has Nick who's an expert in lawns.
Speaker 2: Let's hear from the expert. I could go down a
Speaker 2: rabbit hole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what people would hear. Some people
Speaker 4: would hear larn and go boring. No, no, no, Nick Bands,
Speaker 4: Grove Brands, Grove Lawn's in. Good Nick, Good morning, Nick,
Speaker 4: morning guys.
Speaker 2: How are you? We are excellent?
Speaker 4: Nick, You're a lawn guy.
Speaker 5: But you've done something special at your house, and given
Speaker 5: that it's Grand Final week, this is very fitting that
Speaker 5: we have you on talk to us about the lawn
Speaker 5: and what's going on in your backyard.
Speaker 3: Yes, so right now, I've got a bit of a
Speaker 3: mini mcg in my backyard. So had the idea one
Speaker 3: day you got to take measure out and I figured
Speaker 3: out I could shrink the dimensions by about eight and
Speaker 3: a half times and fit it inside my backyard. So
Speaker 3: had a company called Grass Up come and do a
Speaker 3: line marking for me and did a great job. And
Speaker 3: my job was just to keep the lawn green throughout
Speaker 3: winter when it wants to turn a bit yellow, and
Speaker 3: then it's amazing spring for us, and so keep it
Speaker 3: looking good.
Speaker 4: You can have a look on our social media after
Speaker 4: this if you want to see what what.
Speaker 2: Looks like show a half time, Will you guys head
Speaker 2: out from watching the game inside and get on over gate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been out there heaps, enjoying it with the kids.
Speaker 3: So my five year old especially, he's into his footye
Speaker 3: this year, playing his first year of OZ kicks.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we've been out there plenty of the popular kid.
Speaker 4: I was going to say if you're not the dad
Speaker 4: of the year in your neighborhood for that.
Speaker 5: It's like we remember when Bart Simpson got a pool
Speaker 5: and everybody came around. Yes, he had every kid in
Speaker 5: the neighborhood come to have a kick in the midimc
Speaker 5: Genie backyard.
Speaker 3: No, I've just been keeping it to the family at
Speaker 3: the moment. But who knows. I reckon next year, maybe
Speaker 3: we could try and figure something out to get the
Speaker 3: nab or something like that. That'll be cool.
Speaker 2: Nick, tell us about the grass. What sort of grass
Speaker 2: is it? Now? Soft is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So mine is claq whu, which a lot of lawn
Speaker 3: care purres don't necessarily like. They consider it a bit
Speaker 3: more of a weed. But I think, you know, I've
Speaker 3: sort of shown that you can keep it looking pretty nice.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so it's cutting about twenty mil which is
Speaker 3: a little bit about the same height I think as
Speaker 3: the mcgh and Yeah, just been.
Speaker 2: Keeping it the good I've been told, Sir Walter is
Speaker 2: the one to go off. I've got a lot of
Speaker 2: shade in the backyard, Sir Walter. Sir Walter, grass is
Speaker 2: that right, yeah, Sir Walter.
Speaker 3: And buffalo variety is they're pretty good for shaded sort
Speaker 3: of areas, but really you can't combat you've got full
Speaker 3: shade and people are trying to go grass in that.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's you're just fighting a losing battle. So sometimes
Speaker 3: I actually do recommend to people, Look, you probably just
Speaker 3: can't grow grass there at all if it's pure shade.
Speaker 5: So you know, like my house his nick, I've got
Speaker 5: two dogs and you might hang up on me for this,
Speaker 5: And so we've put fake in the front garden. Look,
Speaker 5: it's a special dog one and it looks fluffy and
Speaker 5: it looks amazing.
Speaker 2: It's not cheap but out there.
Speaker 5: But so so we don't have real lawn in the
Speaker 5: front garden, which I know would be sacrileged to you.
Speaker 5: What we do have is the nature strip out the front.
Speaker 5: And I don't know what sort of grass or how
Speaker 5: do I plant?
Speaker 2: What do I do?
Speaker 4: Do I get grass to roll out because it looks messy,
Speaker 4: it looks terrible, or do I do seeds? But then
Speaker 4: it's had to air rate it and I got Really, it.
Speaker 3: Really depends what you want. So it's most likely kaiku.
Speaker 3: If you've never had turf put there, then it's most
Speaker 3: likely kaiku.
Speaker 4: So do I do that with seeds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you probably have kaiku you already in there
Speaker 3: existing unless it's complete weed, and then you need to
Speaker 3: kill off the weeds. And yeah, maybe put new seed
Speaker 3: on there or make the soil, turn the soil over
Speaker 3: and make it nice.
Speaker 2: Gets there.
Speaker 4: So I need you to come and do that for me.
Speaker 2: How what's your kryptonite? Seeing dogs we on lawns like
Speaker 2: that's that's a short killer breaking. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Look, my with dogs in general, my general advice is
Speaker 3: to just worry about the front yard if they're in
Speaker 3: the backyard, because it can be pretty hard with dogs.
Speaker 3: With the Wii, you can try dog rocks and also
Speaker 3: Greek yoga in their food ones that I've heard I
Speaker 3: haven't personally tried because we don't have a dog yep,
Speaker 3: just two kids. So yeah, it's a bit tough though
Speaker 3: with dogs and lawns.
Speaker 1: Nick, how do they get the checkerboard? Look in the
Speaker 1: lawn and in your backyard?
Speaker 2: How do you do it?
Speaker 3: It's just the grass rolled over in different directions. So
Speaker 3: if it's a light color that rolled away from you,
Speaker 3: and if it's a dark color, it's the grass rolled
Speaker 3: towards right. And then walk around one hundred and eighty
Speaker 3: degrees then it will be a light.
Speaker 2: So you can't you can't mow that into the grass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you need a roller on your So if
Speaker 3: you've just got your normal sort of rotary moa that
Speaker 3: everyone kind of has, you can put like a roller
Speaker 3: attachment it. But for me, I've got a big sort
Speaker 3: of professional kind of moa.
Speaker 2: Course. Oh you know what, Nick, Nick, you got to
Speaker 2: ride on, bro, you got to write on now.
Speaker 3: A lot of people say that too, They're like, I'll
Speaker 3: get get it right on, and I'm like, no, I
Speaker 3: like mowing. Part of this whole hobby that I love
Speaker 3: is putting on headphones, getting a few steps in and
Speaker 3: getting outside and then being able to have it look
Speaker 3: beautiful to enjoy with the kids afterwards. So I sort
Speaker 3: it with my social media and everything, trying to spread
Speaker 3: to other people as well, to be like, hey, this
Speaker 3: is a if you've got grass, you may as well,
Speaker 3: you know, keep it tidy, get it looking nice, and
Speaker 3: you can enjoy it sort of a year round.
Speaker 2: We're chatting with a lawn expert this morning. Nick runs
Speaker 2: lawns in good Nick, this will break your heart. I
Speaker 2: was down at Hampton Bowls a couple of months back Nick,
Speaker 2: and they were having a soiree.
Speaker 4: That's fake grass at the Bowls Club, isn't it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no. And one of the
Speaker 2: ladies had too many One of the said a few
Speaker 2: too many shardis and hit the green in high heels.
Speaker 2: Oh was that hard for it? That's a lifetime ban.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you call it aeration, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I thought she was going to say she had too
Speaker 5: many shardis and she would have got on the dog
Speaker 5: rocks or the Greek yoga.
Speaker 4: She burnt a hole.
Speaker 2: Of your of your kids or wife ever done anything
Speaker 2: on your lawn that you're blown up a bit?
Speaker 3: Not really sort of people. That's the biggest, one of
Speaker 3: the biggest things I get from people in comments sections.
Speaker 3: He's saying, oh, I bet his kids aren't even allowed
Speaker 3: on the lawn. I'm like, look, I don't know what
Speaker 3: your childhood was like, but this place, this is the lawn.
Speaker 3: That's this The lawn is made to be enjoyed. And
Speaker 3: sorry for anything you experienced in the past, but yeah,
Speaker 3: we get out there and we enjoy it and run
Speaker 3: around all the time, and yeah, get good use out
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Nick, do you get off on the smell of
Speaker 2: freshly cut grass. That's the best.
Speaker 3: It isn't doesn't everyone.
Speaker 4: Yes, there's a perfume you can buy which is freshly
Speaker 4: cut lawn.
Speaker 2: No way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, quite expensive too.
Speaker 3: Really, those people are listening and they can sign me
Speaker 3: up for an Ambassadors.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you could just roll around in your
Speaker 4: backyard and turn up to their events.
Speaker 2: You can a little photo shoot like American Beauty, but
Speaker 2: you're just covered in grass.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Someone said that last week when I was mowing the
Speaker 3: lawn to make it look nice. Before the lines were there,
Speaker 3: they were actually shooting the calendar out there.
Speaker 5: Hey, Nick, before we let you go, you've put a
Speaker 5: mini mcg in your enormous backyard. It actually looks as
Speaker 5: good as the MCG. I assume given its Grand Final week,
Speaker 5: you're either a Brisbane or a Sydney fan.
Speaker 3: No, no, Well, I had the idea back in February.
Speaker 3: So back then I was hoping, like every year that
Speaker 3: Essendon we're going to make the Grand Final.
Speaker 2: You can you can.
Speaker 3: Hopefully next year maybe the year after that.
Speaker 5: That for long term put it in so in the
Speaker 5: off season they can come and have a kick and
Speaker 5: keep practicing.
Speaker 2: This sucks only well, our lawn expert, Nick, you can
Speaker 2: check them out out online. Lawn's in good Nick, came
Speaker 2: you and.
Speaker 8: Have a look.
Speaker 4: It's quite amazing this set up in the backyard.
Speaker 2: Sheers for jumping on this morning, mate.
Speaker 3: Thanks Nick, No, thanks very much.
Speaker 2: Good on you.
Speaker 4: That's for forty.
Speaker 2: Knuffies sleeping like go have a look at how lush
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, that's as good as the mcg.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Nick's literally built an mc genie's backyard.
Speaker 4: That's that's dedication to footy.
Speaker 2: Let's find forty nuffies out there with your premiership tattoos.
Speaker 4: Did you name your kid after your favorite football player?
Speaker 2: Remember the Dusty video that did the rounds this year
Speaker 2: or the young kids yes that were called Dusty gathered
Speaker 2: at Richmond.
Speaker 5: Brynn Edelston called her dog Juddy after Chris Judd's Really yeah,
Speaker 5: she had juddied the Pomeranian because she was so obsessed.
Speaker 2: Because she's s thirteen, Brinn loved Foen is our number.
Speaker 2: We are looking for big forty nuffies in Melbourne. How
Speaker 2: crazy do you get for your team? Coming up? Five
Speaker 2: k question on the way and then we're taking you
Speaker 2: inside Lawren's bedroom after the eight o'clock news. I think
Speaker 2: it's going to surprise you strap yourself Melbourne.
Speaker 4: I gave Clint to sneak peek.
Speaker 2: The other night, well when I had a sleepover. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, hold this. We're coming back to this because
Speaker 2: I had many questions. Thirteen twenty four ten. We are
Speaker 2: talking footy nuffies at the moment. Do it?
Speaker 5: It is growing final week, people go a bit mad
Speaker 5: and maybe this year is not your year, but we
Speaker 5: want to know.
Speaker 4: Are you Melbourne's biggest footy nuffy?
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 5: Did you paint your house a certain color? Have you
Speaker 5: got many premiership tattoos? Have you got someone's face tattooed
Speaker 5: on you? Have you named your kid after someone?
Speaker 1: Sam and carram Downs Good morning, Sammy, good morning. What
Speaker 1: do you do during September? Are you a bit of
Speaker 1: a footy nuffy?
Speaker 9: Well, my partner's a huge calling with Sam.
Speaker 7: We named our dog last year, yeah, Jack in Evan
Speaker 7: and then he went and moved to Hawthorne.
Speaker 4: It's a dog's name, Jinny, yeah Ginnavan. See, there's no
Speaker 4: loyalty in the game. You can't be doing that. At
Speaker 4: least you didn't name me child.
Speaker 2: After him thirteen twenty fourteen. If you're a footy enough fig.
Speaker 4: If it's cool, Daniel, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you guys?
Speaker 4: We're good. You're an Essendon nuffie. I love a fling.
Speaker 7: Okay, So, unfortunately September is a pretty bacon period for me,
Speaker 7: a Sesson supporter. But I decided to do the Essenon
Speaker 7: logo on my shoulder. So I'm a basketball boy too.
Speaker 7: I've got my other basketball team logo as well, so
Speaker 7: on the west shoulder.
Speaker 4: How big is it?
Speaker 7: I'm pretty big. It takes up probably up until the elbow,
Speaker 7: nearly all the way.
Speaker 4: Down like a sleep.
Speaker 2: We're doing our Grand Final breakfast tomorrow right, and we've
Speaker 2: organized a tattoo artist to be on site. I've got
Speaker 2: a Swans fan who's so sure that they're going to
Speaker 2: win they're happy to get a premiership tattoo before the game.
Speaker 4: Mate. All the Brizzy fans are on their way today.
Speaker 2: Well, yl coming. If you know a Brisbane fan who'd
Speaker 2: be willing to get a Lions tattoo pre match, give
Speaker 2: us call thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Oh have we not got a Lions fan yet? Game enough?
Speaker 2: No, come on, come on, Lions fans, it's got a
Speaker 2: Shannon in Sunbury. Your dad was a footy nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Before the twenty seventeen Grand Final, he painted our garage
Speaker 9: door Richmond colors.
Speaker 4: Oh I did Richmond win that year? Yes?
Speaker 3: So yeah.
Speaker 9: And for the next year was everyone taking photos in
Speaker 9: front of the garage door.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Twenty eighteen died off, twenty nineteen, twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: Soon again, people, we'll see it's good when you win.
Speaker 5: It's those people like who paint their houses in their
Speaker 5: team colors and then on the Sunday morning they wake
Speaker 5: up and their teams lost the Grand Final and their
Speaker 5: houses cut painted to Adelaide Cross colors and you're like, well,
Speaker 5: in twenty.
Speaker 2: Twenty one, when Melbourne won it's premiership.
Speaker 4: Remember the guy in Yarraville.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do it? Do it what? He had a
Speaker 2: mural he painted.
Speaker 4: The whole house.
Speaker 2: I had a sign at the front of my house
Speaker 2: as well, which.
Speaker 4: Said give them hell and did you have to take
Speaker 4: it down?
Speaker 2: I left it up for two months.
Speaker 4: Well when they won, Oh that's okay.
Speaker 2: At least with the garage store. If you lose, you
Speaker 2: can just open the garage, just keep it up.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, my football team lost, and you can steal
Speaker 4: my car as well. Awesome, reached.
Speaker 1: Oh is this another Essendon supporter, Daniel. It's been seven
Speaker 1: three and twenty six days since Eston last month.
Speaker 2: Don't remind me how much of a fan are you.
Speaker 7: Where was that? Our dog's name's Bomber.
Speaker 4: Oh yep, that after the bombers. So after Bomber.
Speaker 12: Yeah, after the bombers.
Speaker 7: I used to have a dog called Loydy.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, what happened to Loydy the dog of the player.
Speaker 2: Well both, they're both of the farm.
Speaker 4: Yep at the dog.
Speaker 11: The mascot tattooed on my arm?
Speaker 4: Oh yep.
Speaker 7: And my son's name is Fletcher.
Speaker 4: After you named your son after a football player.
Speaker 7: We absolutely did. We were very mad and family.
Speaker 2: Love.
Speaker 4: Has he ever met Dustin Fletcher?
Speaker 7: He has met Dustin Fletcher.
Speaker 4: That that's next level naming your child after your favorite
Speaker 4: football player.
Speaker 2: Especially if you don't love the player's name. You know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Fletcher's Cletcher's okay, which is a great
Speaker 2: Fletcher's cool, I know, Fletch Fletcher.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's many Dusties out there who have been named
Speaker 4: after Dustin Martin.
Speaker 2: That'll be something that you'll do. I reckon me, Clint?
Speaker 2: What will I do? Like you name your kids after
Speaker 2: Melbourne players? Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I could see which ones would you name them after?
Speaker 5: David Nags Cousey, it's my baby Cozy.
Speaker 2: Hey. You see your boy Chris Fagan got Coach of
Speaker 2: the Year as well.
Speaker 4: I love him.
Speaker 2: I know he's just a you just want to give
Speaker 2: a cuddle, don't you.
Speaker 4: He just he feels like a dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't imagine him like blowing.
Speaker 12: Up a.
Speaker 1: Really apparently apparently loves really apparently.
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that.
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Speaker 4: What are you thinking?
Speaker 15: Let's go to five k Yeah?
Speaker 2: I love that five thousand dollars. All right, you're a
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Speaker 2: boyfriend her a own a seafood catering company. Love. You'd
Speaker 2: be getting slammed for Grand Final weekend, would you?
Speaker 9: We actually don't have an event relating the Grand Final?
Speaker 9: What we do have an event?
Speaker 2: Do you do lobster? Jason's very nice lobster, Well we did.
Speaker 9: If you saw an event for lob caves not long ago,
Speaker 9: is going to go yesterday?
Speaker 2: Did you go? I did not go to the line.
Speaker 2: You said you were for school holidays. You said you
Speaker 2: all you can eat at Bill Ferg's Loves the Cave.
Speaker 4: Who is Bill Ferg? Never met him before?
Speaker 2: You know what they've got there, the Ferg Burger Burger? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, back to christin Christ, let's try.
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Speaker 9: One?
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Speaker 4: No, not vomit. There is a phobia. I don't know
Speaker 4: what it is.
Speaker 2: Rogue answer.
Speaker 4: No, there is a phobia of people that are scared
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Speaker 4: I think that's.
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Speaker 4: Sorry, Christian, you have a good day.
Speaker 2: Though, thanks to giving it a crack. I don't know
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Speaker 5: Okay, So any chick will relate to this. Being a
Speaker 5: girl or a female or anyone with long hair can
Speaker 5: be a real.
Speaker 4: For instance, this morning, I.
Speaker 2: Wanted to take so long because we have to wash.
Speaker 4: It's the drying.
Speaker 2: But when you go tonight's the night and washing my hair.
Speaker 2: Don't you get your head wet every night? No?
Speaker 4: No, oh my god.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: Do you have a shower cap.
Speaker 4: No, but I've got two shower heads.
Speaker 5: We've got the rain shower head, and then we've got
Speaker 5: you know the one on the pole, you know, the
Speaker 5: one that can go up and down.
Speaker 4: Then you can also take off. I just have it low,
Speaker 4: so it just kind of shoulders down.
Speaker 2: Head water.
Speaker 4: No, because it's it's not hair waterdate, it's hair dry day.
Speaker 4: That's the issue.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: So if you get if you wash and dry your hair,
Speaker 5: or if you go to the so long and get
Speaker 5: a blowwave, you want it to last as long as possible,
Speaker 5: like this morning. I went and had to steam in
Speaker 5: a sauna last night, so my hair was all were
Speaker 5: I kind of just then let it go and I
Speaker 5: was like, no, I wash my hair in the morning.
Speaker 4: But like we do breakfast. Ready, do you know what
Speaker 4: time I had to get four am up to washing dry?
Speaker 2: How long does the whole process take?
Speaker 8: About?
Speaker 4: An hour from the shower, from an hour from shower
Speaker 4: to run away?
Speaker 2: Ready, Like I am no wonder we all have to
Speaker 2: get water tanks.
Speaker 4: Jesus, No, not an hour in the shower. It's not
Speaker 4: the shower.
Speaker 2: It takes the time in the shower.
Speaker 4: Listening Jason, it's the drying of the head.
Speaker 2: A little squirt of conditioner, not necessarily what I don't
Speaker 2: condition ever, Oh you haven't lived.
Speaker 4: It doesn't get naughty.
Speaker 2: You need the panting miracle gold squeeze. But do you
Speaker 2: condition as well that.
Speaker 4: That hat you're wearing is making panting go? We should
Speaker 4: make him an ambassador who just said they haven't washed
Speaker 4: their hair and oh you're bald. That's why that's funny.
Speaker 4: I just realized, who said that?
Speaker 2: I have many questions. Okay, just quick the drying is
Speaker 2: it just a regular hair dryer or using different facilities. Look,
Speaker 2: I've seen.
Speaker 5: I'm a sucker for an accessory and utensil. So I've
Speaker 5: bought the Dison air wrap. I've bought the air wave,
Speaker 5: I've bought the I bought all the things, and I
Speaker 5: just use a normal head ryer.
Speaker 2: Okay, but the Dion hair dryer money. Can we get
Speaker 2: to the bedroom?
Speaker 4: Excuse me?
Speaker 2: You said you're going to tell us what happens in
Speaker 2: the bedroom.
Speaker 4: Well I'm getting there. So when you wash and dry
Speaker 4: your hair, this is impatient, right, this chill dude, You
Speaker 4: washing and dry hair. You want your blow away to
Speaker 4: last as long as possible. And so there's things like
Speaker 4: some women in the bedroom. I'm in the bedroom. Now
Speaker 4: you're listening. You want to be in my bedroom?
Speaker 2: We're okay, here, we're go I knew it.
Speaker 5: Some women use silk pillow cases and it doesn't Apparently doesn't.
Speaker 4: I don't know. You should try. Apparently doesn't make your
Speaker 4: hair for that. No, I've tried it and it doesn't
Speaker 4: give you wrinkles on your face.
Speaker 2: But I find a slight off it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it can be spite slippery, not not silk sheets.
Speaker 2: Just head. I got a big head.
Speaker 5: You do have a big bomb. I have quite a
Speaker 5: big box too, to be honest. So some of my
Speaker 5: your friends said, oh, you got to try the silk turban.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, what what a turban?
Speaker 2: So you do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like a silk kind of
Speaker 4: so you have your hair dried and so anyway, I
Speaker 4: ordered one because I was like, I want my hair
Speaker 4: wash to last as long as possible.
Speaker 5: So I got my Silk Turban, which ry from Amazon. No,
Speaker 5: I'm going to put it on. Close your eyes.
Speaker 2: This is going to be interception a minute.
Speaker 4: Everything takes a long time.
Speaker 2: Thought. This would be like a take Oh my, can
Speaker 2: I have my eyes? For those at home?
Speaker 3: Put it backwards?
Speaker 6: Backwards?
Speaker 2: Supposed to take stuff off in the bedroom? Okay, can
Speaker 2: I have my eyes one second? Cheese, I'll give you
Speaker 2: a hot tip. If I was Paul, i'd be asleep
Speaker 2: by now.
Speaker 4: He came into the bedroom and this is what he saw. No,
Speaker 4: in our bed, I don't look like the girl in
Speaker 4: the post.
Speaker 2: You look like a chef an oversized hair in net.
Speaker 2: You look like a chef with a pink chef's hat.
Speaker 4: So this is supposed to make your hair stay breathet.
Speaker 4: It's bright pink and it's a silk turban with a
Speaker 4: big bowl in the front, So it's meant to like you,
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's meant to make your hair for
Speaker 4: your head. So Paul came into bed. I had this
Speaker 4: song with my blue led on do you want to
Speaker 4: be in a relation?
Speaker 2: You look like you've let yourself go.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying not to let myself go by doing
Speaker 4: these things, but it's making our bedtime very un sexy.
Speaker 4: And all night I kept saying I'm so hot. I'm
Speaker 4: so He's like, that's because you've got that silk thing
Speaker 4: on your head. You can't get any heat out of
Speaker 4: your head. And I was like, I'm so hot. But
Speaker 4: this persisted all night.
Speaker 2: I'll stay down all night, all night, you sleep.
Speaker 4: Like this, so it doesn't get not at all. In
Speaker 4: the throws of passion. He rips off the silk turbin
Speaker 4: your record.
Speaker 2: Well, no, you wouldn't rip it off there.
Speaker 5: I can guarantee you there's no throws of passion with
Speaker 5: this on. He walked in and he was like, you
Speaker 5: look like how my grandmother.
Speaker 4: Used to go to bed.
Speaker 2: This is what we do sexy in the bedroom.
Speaker 4: Does she wear explorer socks? Because I did that in
Speaker 4: winter and Paul tells me that's not It's.
Speaker 2: Very reminiscent of a person at the Jetstar airport. It
Speaker 2: doesn't want to pay for extra carry on and they
Speaker 2: just keep putting laser clothing. We do that. She put
Speaker 2: in nine layers on. It gets very cold at night.
Speaker 2: Nine layers when you've got their conditioner on. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's a ploy where it's I don't want
Speaker 2: to make a move. I'm going to get exhausted by
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 4: Past the parcel. If the music stops on you, you
Speaker 4: can take off one layer. We're going to be here
Speaker 4: for a while.
Speaker 2: So it's like a bonnet.
Speaker 4: It's a bonnet.
Speaker 2: It is a bonnet, like an Easter bonnet.
Speaker 4: Do I look like I'm in the Easter bonnet parade?
Speaker 2: Do you look Likeney? The other night that she was
Speaker 2: wearing a bonnet to bed.
Speaker 4: I sent him a text.
Speaker 5: I was like, if you could we're texting at the time,
Speaker 5: and I said, if you could see me right now
Speaker 5: you a laugh, Yeah, he did.
Speaker 2: I sent it.
Speaker 4: I sent Brodie a picky r ep. Now you've seen
Speaker 4: me in here, and dot to see me in the bedroom,
Speaker 4: isn't it?
Speaker 2: No, I'm good, I'm good. Beetlejuice is a chef, beautiful
Speaker 2: black and white pajamas there thirteen?
Speaker 4: Just why do we do these things? They just I
Speaker 4: don't know many? What do you want to fantasy? Is
Speaker 4: that we all go to bed just you know? Sixy?
Speaker 4: And how unsexy is your bedtime routine? Is what I
Speaker 4: want to know?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four Ten Is it just me? Or do
Speaker 2: you tell me it's sexy bedtime routine?
Speaker 4: You can dob in a partner if you want.
Speaker 2: What are you sleeping, big boy? Just jocks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, even the way you said that was unsexy.
Speaker 5: It is your dirty door whole day you dirty share
Speaker 5: and put on a clean pair of rent.
Speaker 2: Actually, don't laugh, hang on, don't last question. You've got
Speaker 2: a new outfit? Do you got old jocks? Soil jocks?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: Brand new? Brand new? Brand new? So when you get
Speaker 2: up in the morning, do you change jocks again or
Speaker 2: you have a full show? Oh my goodness, that's a
Speaker 2: lot of jobs. I'm ripping through. I'm ripping through three
Speaker 2: pints a day.
Speaker 4: He's buying the five pack of bonds at Wills for sure.
Speaker 2: But I'm currently wearing the Back to the Future Peter
Speaker 2: Alexander per jumps.
Speaker 4: Oh see, that's not sexy.
Speaker 2: Little Doloreans on my delareo not okay?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four to ten. How unsexy is your bedtime routine?
Speaker 2: Can you take the bondet off now? Please? I leave
Speaker 2: it on, baby, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: What is your un sexy bedtime routine?
Speaker 5: Because I've invested in a silk bonnet so my blow
Speaker 5: waves last longer. And my boss Paul got into bed
Speaker 5: the other night, I had mine vislin in like a couple.
Speaker 5: I don't I have mine VISI lining.
Speaker 4: My visiline was.
Speaker 2: Hiding and what you said him when he walked in, Hi,
Speaker 2: y'all And.
Speaker 5: I had my blue led face led whatever that thing's
Speaker 5: called lie voice. Now I have my silk bonnet on,
Speaker 5: so my blowwave.
Speaker 4: Didn't go out.
Speaker 2: You blow my blowwave.
Speaker 5: And I was like, come on, Dalt sped time and
Speaker 5: he was like, no, do the voice spad time. That's
Speaker 5: how I sound with my visil lining, And he said,
Speaker 5: you save the spare room. Actually, I was like, good
Speaker 5: because there's not a number in few with all my accessories.
Speaker 2: I thought I wasn't taking that sucker out of your
Speaker 2: mouth in Visilin. Sorry, can you clarify that passion?
Speaker 1: On?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Are you what are you wearing to bed? That's unsexy?
Speaker 9: I am wearing those silic and face patches.
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, which like you know the ones that sit
Speaker 2: under the eye. Ah.
Speaker 7: While they sit on the forehead, they sit under the eyes.
Speaker 9: They sit on the jowls around the mouth of the child.
Speaker 4: He's got the full face of face, sick stickers, bloody, bloody.
Speaker 4: Do I stay on all night or do you just
Speaker 4: put them on for a little bit.
Speaker 9: Sometimes I'll do a little bit, but then sometimes I'll
Speaker 9: do all nights. And their brothers tell you wake up
Speaker 9: in the morning, they're like, killing off. Yeah, you look
Speaker 9: like Cannibal.
Speaker 2: Letter, Yes you would. Gen Z, a twenty five year
Speaker 2: old producer. What's your bedtime routine?
Speaker 10: So when I fake ten, I have this special sheep
Speaker 10: that I use and I wrap myself up like a
Speaker 10: cocoon and it's literally brown.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fake tan's not sexy?
Speaker 13: Is it?
Speaker 4: Also?
Speaker 5: The mouthguard people wear thirteen twenty four ten. If you've
Speaker 5: got an unsexy bedtime routine.
Speaker 2: I've ever been turned off more in one show people who.
Speaker 5: Wear mouthguards that are ground their teeth, that screams Romance thirteen.
Speaker 4: What's wrong?
Speaker 2: Promise you won't blow up? No school holidays?
Speaker 4: Oh, oh my god, Jason, did you know?
Speaker 2: Clint?
Speaker 4: Did you know what school holidays? J's? It's only day
Speaker 4: three and he's only mentioned it six hundred times. Oh
Speaker 4: what did you have children for?
Speaker 2: That's a good question, Lauren.
Speaker 5: Because when they're on holidays, it's not good for you.
Speaker 5: Wife told me we have when they finished school, it's
Speaker 5: not good for you.
Speaker 2: No, when they finished school, they're out of the house,
Speaker 2: and then I.
Speaker 4: Like three o'clock, you're likely three o'clock. No, no, no
Speaker 4: with them, however o'lock kids finish?
Speaker 2: Oh no, yesterday. Honestly I could have screened one of
Speaker 2: them screamed. Now we've just moved into a new house. Right,
Speaker 2: The one treat I got myself was a new fridge.
Speaker 2: I was like, I want a new fridge in the
Speaker 2: new house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, needs to fit in their credit in the.
Speaker 2: Big double door number with.
Speaker 4: Ice machine, ice machine, water machine.
Speaker 2: A machine freeze it down the bottom, freezer down the bottom,
Speaker 2: jaws In fact, one part of the freezer you can
Speaker 2: change to a fridge. If you having a part of me.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. That's expensive fridge, good chill, Gray Hiller.
Speaker 2: Of course. Yesterday one of my kids goes, oh no,
Speaker 2: and I go, what's wrong? And I turn around and
Speaker 2: he's reached for a two liter chocolate milk, which I
Speaker 2: don't know why we had that in there anyway, and
Speaker 2: the lid wasn't on it, and it's tipped on the side,
Speaker 2: and all I hear is blood blog blog, blood blog,
Speaker 2: blood blog blog blog. In the fridge, down the back
Speaker 2: of the shells, into the fruit and veggie buckets. You
Speaker 2: need to take everything out and cleanically everything an hour
Speaker 2: and a half everything everything. I was sitting there a
Speaker 2: paper towel wiping mandarins for an hour.
Speaker 4: Hang on, why was the two liter milk in the
Speaker 4: fridge with no lid?
Speaker 2: The lid was wasn't on properly.
Speaker 5: Had Dad been up in the middle of mid point
Speaker 5: the fingers so he didn't They should have had to
Speaker 5: clean rich.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a pop quiz you can't answer.
Speaker 2: Not I would say this man is football royalty known
Speaker 2: by AFL fans right the way around Australia. Former Carlton,
Speaker 2: former Adelaide Wizard the Man Eddie Betts joins US Morning.
Speaker 16: Morning guysk Happy ground final week.
Speaker 15: It's a big week.
Speaker 4: It's a huge week, isn't it now? Before we get
Speaker 4: into what you're doing the ground final? Who do you think?
Speaker 4: Who do you think is going to take it?
Speaker 15: It's first time in a while the Victorian team hasn't been.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 16: Sydney has been the best best side all year with
Speaker 16: the likes of Enye and all that. But Prison the
Speaker 16: way they played last week bell unbelievable. Playing at the MTG.
Speaker 16: They you know, you thought they wouldn't play like that.
Speaker 16: They've had issues playing with the MTG. But they come
Speaker 16: over and play Geelong and beat you long in a
Speaker 16: prelium and.
Speaker 2: Then the other week as well. They were down by
Speaker 2: so many.
Speaker 4: W games, haven't they already?
Speaker 15: They have so and that you know, losing it last
Speaker 15: year to Collingwood. I think Brisbane.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, as a player, if you've
Speaker 2: lost a Grand Final, that's going to give you more
Speaker 2: drive of the year after.
Speaker 15: Surely it does if you get the opportunity.
Speaker 16: I've played in a Grand final twenty seventeen against Richmond
Speaker 16: when I was at Adelaide and we lost that but
Speaker 16: never got an opportunity to play another one. And they
Speaker 16: say until you win one, that'll take the pain away
Speaker 16: from losing one.
Speaker 2: And how long to take to bounce back after losing it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm still hurting the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: Brought up.
Speaker 4: On for redemption see you.
Speaker 16: Out there, maybe local footy, but you know even for
Speaker 16: someone for like president, for Charlie for example, we played
Speaker 16: in the twenty seventeen ground.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I get with Adelaide with myself.
Speaker 16: He lost that and then played last year against lost
Speaker 16: that one as well, so it gets some third time
Speaker 16: lucky opportunity to try.
Speaker 1: Well, there's another indigenous boy who I love watching Calamarchie
Speaker 1: like he turned it on last week. Kicks not the
Speaker 1: winning goal, but the goal to put the lines in front.
Speaker 1: He's a bit of a magician himself, Yeah he.
Speaker 16: Is, and you know he plays a bit of mid
Speaker 16: but then he went forward and he can take your
Speaker 16: grab and what he didn't break, what he did in
Speaker 16: that last last quarter where the ball came down with
Speaker 16: one on one to kick that goal to put him
Speaker 16: in front. It just gave him that that momentum, so
Speaker 16: he'll be someone to look forward in the Grand Final
Speaker 16: this week.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a great match, isn't it It is.
Speaker 16: It'll be a great mass that's it's raining today, but
Speaker 16: I think the weather is going to be sunny and
Speaker 16: twenty so it's going to be a beautiful.
Speaker 2: Say are you doing You're doing a bit of media
Speaker 2: as well these days.
Speaker 15: Yeah, working off.
Speaker 2: Everywhere.
Speaker 15: Man, it is pretty pretty busy, but Foxwood has been
Speaker 15: pretty great.
Speaker 2: You're one of the former players doing a few cashy jobs.
Speaker 2: Grand Final going through the invoice job.
Speaker 15: Cashy.
Speaker 16: They all try to get away with it, everybody out there,
Speaker 16: all the AFL players, ex players, they all go get Cashyes.
Speaker 4: This week they turn up from the goodness of their
Speaker 4: heart or contract.
Speaker 15: We love a bit of contrary sign a contract, yeah,
Speaker 15: they sign it out.
Speaker 4: Don't be that guy.
Speaker 15: For me this week I've got a.
Speaker 2: Pretty vis of the week. Well, you've got a massive week.
Speaker 2: Tell us about the game that's happening on Friday. This
Speaker 2: is huge. Yeah.
Speaker 16: Well, I've got a foundation as the Eddiebtts Foundation. I've
Speaker 16: done that for the last year. I've been doing the
Speaker 16: work for the last twenty years since playing at AFL footy.
Speaker 16: But we've got twenty four boys from all over Australia
Speaker 16: coming down to Victoria.
Speaker 15: You know, we did it last year, played a game
Speaker 15: against the Wide EFLs.
Speaker 16: But we're playing a game on Friday at five o'clock
Speaker 16: at Punt Road, right next door to the MCG against
Speaker 16: Basha Hooley's Foundation, So it's two cultures.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 4: He's a great guy, isn't he a lovely guy?
Speaker 15: Wonderful guy. And I remember playing on him in a
Speaker 15: twenty twenty round final and he took me to the cleanest.
Speaker 15: I'm hoping to get one back on him.
Speaker 4: This is your redemption.
Speaker 1: So you play, do you and Basha player as well?
Speaker 1: You get a suit up, will coach, we'll coach. Can't
Speaker 1: play coach? You should be playing coach.
Speaker 2: Well, it's only you should Punt Road. They need an
Speaker 2: Eddie Bett's pocket there, Well get one.
Speaker 15: I'll tell the boy a kick one.
Speaker 4: From the pocket Eddie. For those that don't know, tell
Speaker 4: us about the Eddie Betts Foundation.
Speaker 16: It's really about giving these young kids an opportunity and
Speaker 16: that's the key word, opportunity and exposure. They come from
Speaker 16: remote communities, they're so talented, yes, but they haven't got
Speaker 16: that exposure, I guess. So bringing them to Melbourne is
Speaker 16: such a big change for them because they're from such
Speaker 16: small towns and so if they want to play at
Speaker 16: the highest level, getting used to coming over here, training
Speaker 16: at the highest level and creating good habits with these
Speaker 16: young kids and education is probably one of the keys
Speaker 16: with that as well. Continuing to go to school, become
Speaker 16: leaders and you know, really finding out what's right or
Speaker 16: wrong within your community.
Speaker 5: What a great opportunity you're giving these kids. Have you
Speaker 5: found some amazingly talented football is?
Speaker 2: They are?
Speaker 16: Every single one of these kids are are so talented.
Speaker 16: So and like I said, it's about giving them the
Speaker 16: platform to showcase their skills. You know, like on Friday
Speaker 16: we're going to have it's going to be televised.
Speaker 15: Hopefully we'll get a lot of people to come and watch.
Speaker 15: We'll have some scouts down there watching as well.
Speaker 2: And you know, you know what, polite kids. So I
Speaker 2: just went out to get one of them, bloody almost
Speaker 2: shook my arm up.
Speaker 4: Strength on you, yeah, but just polite, as strong as
Speaker 4: a soggy let us leave.
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised you put the do you bring up
Speaker 1: YouTube and showed them a few highlights of EBITs.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 15: I don't, but I'm pretty sure they're telling me now, yes.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 4: Put the highlights one.
Speaker 15: They are very cheeky, but that in the sense of
Speaker 15: they are leaders as well.
Speaker 16: And what I'm trying to change with the young kids
Speaker 16: they come to the city life from remote communities and
Speaker 16: they don't They come with a mindset of that don't belong,
Speaker 16: that they're not good enough to be here, which I'm
Speaker 16: changing that. I had that feeling too when I moved
Speaker 16: from Melbourne when I was fourteen. I moved across and
Speaker 16: I felt like I didn't belong.
Speaker 2: What was the moment for you that it changed.
Speaker 16: Well, sometimes I still don't feel like I belong because
Speaker 16: of all the issues that I face and the race
Speaker 16: and that you continue to face. And so I always
Speaker 16: try to tell these kids you do belong in all
Speaker 16: places and all spaces, and you should believe that.
Speaker 15: You know, coming to Melbourne, you belong here.
Speaker 2: It's great. I mean, the work that the AFL and
Speaker 2: the clubs do is exceptional, but you do get a
Speaker 2: rogue support or you know, that troll every now and then,
Speaker 2: which which is disappointing. Do you think the AFL has
Speaker 2: gotten better at it? It's champion.
Speaker 15: I think we can still get better. Yeah, you can still.
Speaker 16: I think clubs can still get better as well, you know,
Speaker 16: understanding these young kids and learning more about them and
Speaker 16: making the environment a lot safer for these young kids.
Speaker 16: So when they do come into a system that's not
Speaker 16: really built for them because they come from a small
Speaker 16: remote community into a massive football and brant where they
Speaker 16: going to change the way you train, change the way
Speaker 16: you everything's over the whole thing. So yeah, it's pretty overwhelming.
Speaker 1: Who do you love watching now? When it comes to
Speaker 1: an indigenous boy or girl in the AFL.
Speaker 16: One of them's Isaac Rankin, probably whenever he's not injured
Speaker 16: or not reported. The way that he goes about it,
Speaker 16: he's an absolutely start.
Speaker 15: He's freakish.
Speaker 16: He could play in the midfield, forward, you throw him
Speaker 16: anywhere and he could do anything. So he's one of
Speaker 16: the ones. And Tyson Stinkle was one of the other
Speaker 16: ones in Charlie Caperon, so she'll be watching closely.
Speaker 2: Just quickly. If you're in the coach's chair on Friday
Speaker 2: for this game, what do you like to you? I
Speaker 2: found o Chris fake in this morning day.
Speaker 4: Who's a coach?
Speaker 2: He was a coach, your hot head when the kids
Speaker 2: playing well.
Speaker 16: I coached my my son Louis on the twelve side
Speaker 16: actually redbacks out in Ashburn.
Speaker 15: Now I'm a hot head. I got my sister coaches
Speaker 15: and he just calmed down.
Speaker 2: They're under twelve s.
Speaker 15: They don't listen.
Speaker 16: I'm saying in my head, this is the way I
Speaker 16: want the border to move. But but yeah, I think
Speaker 16: I'll be a lot called Carma and call lud. You
Speaker 16: want these kids just to play? I told him, don't
Speaker 16: think your natural ability is to play and when you're
Speaker 16: not thinking, to play your best footy.
Speaker 4: So you've got a couple of the young players with
Speaker 4: you today. Are these names we need to look out
Speaker 4: for in the future. Who have we got with us
Speaker 4: this morning?
Speaker 15: We have they're all pointing at themselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah I know, I give them a shout out.
Speaker 15: We have Luke webs out. We have Jaden Gary who
Speaker 15: Gary Lffood.
Speaker 16: He lives with me at the moment. So he's from
Speaker 16: Beagle Bay. I going down and he got he's going
Speaker 16: to school here.
Speaker 2: In Russell and Russell who's related to one of my
Speaker 2: men Co.
Speaker 15: Yes, he's sort of coy. He put his hand up there.
Speaker 15: That's my brothers.
Speaker 4: We're going to watch in the anfl and yeah, and.
Speaker 16: We have a big day today. We're going to Colds
Speaker 16: after this. So Cold is one of our bigges sponsors.
Speaker 16: So we're doing a cooking course with chefs. It's like
Speaker 16: a mystery box. It's like they all get a box each.
Speaker 16: They don't know what's in it.
Speaker 4: Good cook boys, they've all done. Thumbs up. I've just
Speaker 4: given your.
Speaker 2: Just quickly. People can get along to the game on Friday.
Speaker 15: Yeah, it's a free event.
Speaker 16: Just come down and know that it's right next to
Speaker 16: the mcg It's where a foty festival is around.
Speaker 15: There and you're doing nothing at five o'clock.
Speaker 16: Come over to Punt Road, the home of the Richmond
Speaker 16: Football Club and watch Anie Bets Foundation and a bachelor
Speaker 16: found is.
Speaker 2: An incredible ambassador for the game, isn't he?
Speaker 5: And such a role model for these young men and
Speaker 5: women are who are coming to learn under you.
Speaker 4: So well done for everything.
Speaker 2: You need to chill out with the under twelve. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: any Bets on the air of us this morning. You're
Speaker 2: on nov sing sing a queen legend. We know she
Speaker 2: is here doing the taels for pregame.
Speaker 4: Well, there is a Katie Perry concert with a Saturday
Speaker 4: AFL happening on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Is that how we're looking at her.
Speaker 5: I'm going to a Katie Perry concert and there's some
Speaker 5: boys running around in short chorks as well.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. If you want to win your way
Speaker 2: in to the exclusive rehearsal the sound this is awesome.
Speaker 4: So she's already been at the MCG yesterday kind of
Speaker 4: kind of stepping it out.
Speaker 5: There's some bts, sneaky little camera's got her there. But
Speaker 5: tomorrow Tomorrow Friday, Friday Friday, there is a proper rehearsal
Speaker 5: and you could be there to see the sound check
Speaker 5: before anyone else.
Speaker 2: That's right, She's going to be rolling out the bangers
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's going to be a surprise performance of a
Speaker 7: favorite Australian artist that I look up to.
Speaker 2: She is going to be seeing a little bit with me.
Speaker 5: And guess that's a favorite Australian artist that's going to
Speaker 5: appear with Katie Perry.
Speaker 4: Katie Perry looks up to look.
Speaker 2: We're meeting Katie later today. We can tell with us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll ask.
Speaker 2: I'm very good at picking like presents, like a Christmas
Speaker 2: time me like, lud did you get me something?
Speaker 4: I'm relieved it's a female and they're not rolling out.
Speaker 4: They're not rolling out. Durer breathaway. It can't be Raga.
Speaker 2: But no, she can't sing Kylie she said.
Speaker 5: No, she said, but she's singing with her Kylieen. What
Speaker 5: other Australian artists would she look up to?
Speaker 1: What was the chick from Vanessa am Rosi from the Birchmore,
Speaker 1: the Leggi You're to Birchmore, the girl from Killing Idie,
Speaker 1: Oh Ela Hooper.
Speaker 2: We could be here all day Sea.
Speaker 4: It turned up anyway in Delta Gudram.
Speaker 2: More exciting news. Katie is coming back. That's right, she
Speaker 2: is bringing the Lifetimes to her Presented by Snaffle to
Speaker 2: Rod Labor Arena June twelve and thirteen.
Speaker 4: She just released her album this week, Chase. If you
Speaker 4: haven't listened to it, it is a party banger. That
Speaker 4: concept is going to be heckedics So much fun.
Speaker 2: Go on sale October four through ticket Tech.
Speaker 4: You know what I like about it too? One date
Speaker 4: in Sydney, Two dates in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: The one and only Katy Perry taking to the MCG
Speaker 2: pre game entertainment.
Speaker 4: Some controversysh controversy, some controversy that she may not sing
Speaker 4: Raw Clint Well some Anyway, we'll get to the bottom
Speaker 4: of it today. We'll ask her when we interview.
Speaker 1: I'll say is that Swan's fans are apparently blowing up
Speaker 1: because they have aligned Raw with Brisbane and the Lines.
Speaker 4: That's when we.
Speaker 2: Speak to Katy Perry. That's my question. All right, I'm
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 5: Open with a question Steeler. When Clinton I come up
Speaker 5: with good questions for interviews, he's a question Steealer.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm not allowed to say, Katie, there's been controversy.
Speaker 4: Around Raw because you won't know the story.
Speaker 2: Because some Brisbane Lines fans.
Speaker 1: Sorry, he's already bugging it out sticking anyway. I'm told
Speaker 1: around about six songs, maybe maybe one new, five hits,
Speaker 1: Aussie superstar joining her.
Speaker 2: That questions all yours. We got tickets to Katy Perry's
Speaker 2: tells her a pregame entertainment preview. That's right. We will
Speaker 2: get you inside the g and you can see her
Speaker 2: belting out the hits that she's going to perform for
Speaker 2: the Grand Final. Don't forget Katie Perry's new album One
Speaker 2: for three is out now.
Speaker 4: Earra from Bentley, Good morning morning. You sounds very exciting.
Speaker 2: You got the tickets?
Speaker 12: Oh god, so much?
Speaker 2: No worries?
Speaker 4: Are you crying?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 12: My birthday sorrow. And I've been spamming your days on
Speaker 12: Instagram to be the birthday series to give me my
Speaker 12: first birthday, twenty second birthday. I'm like taking right now.
Speaker 5: Oh, well, you're going to see Katie Perry soundtrack to
Speaker 5: Oh I've Got to go home?
Speaker 2: Check where is my stam?
Speaker 12: I was like waiting in line at the Grand Final
Speaker 12: to put boxing and I put just my Auntie told
Speaker 12: me I was samming anyone I could and samming nover
Speaker 12: to find out, and I just my mind's been all
Speaker 12: over the place. I just wanted to see her before.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Well, Sarah, you were going to see
Speaker 5: Katy Perry sis. So you have the best time ever.
Speaker 2: I found the trailer for the Katy Perry movie. I've
Speaker 2: been trying to get you to watch all morning.
Speaker 3: This.
Speaker 4: This is you've seen the Katy Perry movies.
Speaker 2: It's a whole movie. It's about Katy Perry. Can't believe
Speaker 2: you what she does next.
Speaker 3: Every song has something to do.
Speaker 10: With her life.
Speaker 2: Shall we watch it on the way to the interview.
Speaker 5: We're going to Katy Perry interview after this, and you're
Speaker 5: going to drive and park in Valet and quint and
Speaker 5: I are going to catch the I just looks outside
Speaker 5: and it's pouring with rain, and I'm pretty sure I'll.
Speaker 4: Be catching it over Maybe drivers just don't tell jas
Speaker 4: because I don't want him to.
Speaker 2: Come in the car with her. Thank you for being
Speaker 2: would say, hey, get.
Speaker 4: We're going to catch the trap.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, even in your rain.
Speaker 4: We don't care. We'll see you there.
Speaker 2: Bro, No, what are you going to ask her? So
Speaker 2: there's a bit a bit of controversy around the song rule, yeah,
Speaker 2: go on, keep going. Why the controversy The Swans fans
Speaker 2: are blowing up because they're linking raw to the Lion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know, the Lions fans are blowing up
Speaker 4: with the song about the plastic bag because they think
Speaker 4: it's like floating through the wind like a swan. So
Speaker 4: you should ask her that. You should definitely ask that.
Speaker 2: I'll take the raw question, you take the plastic back.
Speaker 2: Katy Perry we'll catch up with the today. You'll hear
Speaker 2: that chat tomorrow when we are live from our Grand
Speaker 2: Grand Final breakfast.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what are we going to wear to
Speaker 4: the Grand Final breakfast?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 4: What are you gonna wear it? Why is no one answering?
Speaker 2: I want to wear my half half scar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your loser. That's a loser thing. Unless you've got
Speaker 4: a family member playing for both scenes, you can't wear
Speaker 4: a half half.
Speaker 2: What else are you going to wear?
Speaker 5: I don't like the word loser. I think it's awful,
Speaker 5: but I think you deserved it in that context.
Speaker 2: A lines jump I got about ten years ago. We
Speaker 2: talked it's painted Ellis across wearing body paint.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, we should wear face paint.
Speaker 2: Half and half have a great day? Will you do
Speaker 2: a half half on you?
Speaker 1: On you?
Speaker 2: We'll see it tomorrow. Fine, gonna be.
Speaker 5: Jason Lauren Jason Lauren wake up feeling good on number
Speaker 5: one hundred.
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