Speaker 1: Get every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: In a couple of days time it is Halloween. It's
Speaker 2: such a fun time, particularly for the kids, unless perhaps
Speaker 2: you're the kids of Jerdy Oddie, and then that perhaps
Speaker 2: it turns into a bit of a jore go on,
Speaker 2: tell us, tell us the schedule for the odd kids.
Speaker 1: Stop on Thursday night.
Speaker 3: Okay, I my husband and I mother and father of
Speaker 3: the year when it comes to Halloween.
Speaker 4: Can I contact this please?
Speaker 3: Our neighborhood goes and who I bet you the girls?
Speaker 1: Your girls didn't vote for mother and Father of the
Speaker 1: year when it comes to.
Speaker 3: Halloween, well they should because we have gone to extreme levels.
Speaker 3: This whole week has been spent preparing our house for Halloween,
Speaker 3: because I blame our neighbors, Sylvia and Frank, who took
Speaker 3: this thing to the next level.
Speaker 1: She dares speak Frank the town.
Speaker 3: I definitely would not ever, but they started Halloween in
Speaker 3: our neighborhood and they talk at the next level. We're
Speaker 3: talking props from overseas, We're talking. This thing was just
Speaker 3: an experience, and so then the Oddies got competitive, and
Speaker 3: needless to say, we.
Speaker 4: Lose every year to Frank and Sylvia. But Halloween about
Speaker 4: the kids, yes. Is it about the kids, Yes, it.
Speaker 1: Is, Or it's about mum and dad competing with the name.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's not. We have to give you some
Speaker 4: sort of idea of how it rolls.
Speaker 3: We have about ten thousand families kids that roll through
Speaker 3: our neighborhood. So we've taken to capping the lollies because
Speaker 3: we had to because there were kids that were coming
Speaker 3: in taking big handfuls of lollies and this was costing
Speaker 3: us hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars in candy.
Speaker 2: Can blame as Weld. I'm nearly forty years old. I'll
Speaker 2: do the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would, you know the words just take one, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll take six.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And and you're the parent.
Speaker 3: So when the kids do that and we look at
Speaker 3: the parents, go hey, you want to control your kids?
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no no, you're the dad doing that.
Speaker 1: Generation coming through as well.
Speaker 2: My daughter Lotty, for example, when I say here's two
Speaker 2: marshmallows and your hot chocolate, you'll say, why not three?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Straight away?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well the apple dropping from the tree there.
Speaker 3: So what we've had to do is set up a
Speaker 3: trestle table out in the front of our the run
Speaker 3: of Halloween decorations, and so the kids now come in
Speaker 3: they get one one chopper chop each and it's capped
Speaker 3: because we have to and we have a roster system
Speaker 3: whereby our children need to mand the trestle table.
Speaker 2: That is that is not a thing. I'm telling you
Speaker 2: right now, that is not a thing. You can't putch
Speaker 2: it kids on a work schedule. Yesh can during Halloween
Speaker 2: because mum and dad are trying to impress the neighbors.
Speaker 3: No, no, But the issue is if you don't roster
Speaker 3: the children and give them a twenty five minute block
Speaker 3: with a five minute break in between, then they'll just
Speaker 3: roam their neighborhood with all their friends and not do anything,
Speaker 3: and their mum and dad are left holding the can.
Speaker 2: Poor things, chopper chup. Poor things being kids during Halloween
Speaker 2: and trick or treating instead.
Speaker 1: Put to work produce a flak. Are you getting.
Speaker 2: Vibes of somewhat of a I don't know, like a
Speaker 2: workplace environment.
Speaker 1: I hope the kids are getting part and there's a
Speaker 1: couple of things here.
Speaker 2: We need to set up a union because I don't
Speaker 2: think they're being represented enough.
Speaker 4: A Halloween union for children. Is that what you want?
Speaker 5: You've got your kids on a roster where they need
Speaker 5: to sit at a trestle table greeting people when it's Halloween.
Speaker 1: Yes. Did you say they get five minute breaks?
Speaker 4: Yes? In between?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that needs to be ten minute man to tree?
Speaker 1: Doesn't it hazy? The times are changed? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Also, is this a tax ride off for work from
Speaker 2: home as well?
Speaker 1: Can they work from home?
Speaker 4: I'm just I don't know what your point is.
Speaker 3: Why don't you come around to my house at Halloween
Speaker 3: and see how hectic it is, and then you can
Speaker 3: sit at the trestle table and do it twenty five
Speaker 3: minute shift.
Speaker 2: See, I feel I could be very confronting if I
Speaker 2: turned up to your house and I'm greeted by Summer
Speaker 2: and I'm like, where's Peyton or Peyton's just over there.
Speaker 2: She's just having a cigarette break. She's just having a
Speaker 2: cigarette and she's also drinking a red Book.
Speaker 1: So that's that's.
Speaker 2: Sort of hard to get my head around. Also, Joe's
Speaker 2: I've got some advice from you here. So when the
Speaker 2: kids are right on the brink of being completely exhausted
Speaker 2: and they want to quit, mum, the manager comes over
Speaker 2: and goes guys, guess what.
Speaker 1: Guess what, I've ordered pizzas.
Speaker 2: I guess what, Guys, We're having pizzas. Now, go and
Speaker 2: be good employees. Nothing tickles my soul more than a
Speaker 2: poor rendition of a national anthem. Seems to mainly happen
Speaker 2: in America as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the more I've worked with you, the more.
Speaker 3: I've realized that there are just a couple of things
Speaker 3: that float your boat. Jason Horn Francis Yes, and butchered
Speaker 3: national anthems.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if Jason Horn Francis anthem.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, the ultimate, that would be serendipitous.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Of course, we got Fergie a few years back at
Speaker 2: the NBA All Star Game, and that was just such
Speaker 2: a treat, good strong, finish. Okay, no, let's remember that
Speaker 2: awful anthem.
Speaker 3: The worst thing about that is that all the players
Speaker 3: on the bench just lost their minds and then they
Speaker 3: did like a little remix, and then it took Josh Jamar,
Speaker 3: who was their ex husband, to come out and go, Okay, boys,
Speaker 3: you've had your fun simmer down now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you can pitch in the Golden State
Speaker 2: Warriors as well. Just rocking out in the locker room
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 1: This is where Kevin Durant was just starting to move
Speaker 1: a little bit. I feel the player started walking back
Speaker 1: and they picked.
Speaker 6: Up a beat.
Speaker 3: They made it cool and can I just say, no,
Speaker 3: one moves like a locker room full of basketball.
Speaker 1: Do they post winn as well? Boys are feeling the vibes.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety three we had Carl Lewis and this absolutely
Speaker 2: beautiful piece of astrosity.
Speaker 1: There is a moment when you're singing and.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter what levy you are, you know you just
Speaker 2: quite can't quite hit the note.
Speaker 1: Sold you're a.
Speaker 3: Singer, can you get up there and the racket bellsing regular?
Speaker 1: And then that's what happens.
Speaker 2: Loomis is a singer that no one has heard of,
Speaker 2: and she was singing at the Free and Equal Elections
Speaker 2: Foundation debate and she was going live and she didn't
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 1: She was like, can I go back? Can I go back?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: Know this? I got some nervous.
Speaker 2: I only laughed with her because in my brief stint singing,
Speaker 2: I feel your pain. Not quite on that stage in
Speaker 2: terms of a national audience, but still, but.
Speaker 4: I having like you and I have worked in the
Speaker 4: media for a very long time.
Speaker 3: You know, when you're them when you're not actually sometimes
Speaker 3: on the radio, don't yeh. There's some well decked documented
Speaker 3: errors from me, the proof that I didn't.
Speaker 4: Know I was live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I feel bad for Loomis.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: Well, all good.
Speaker 8: She apologized, and I want to let you guys know
Speaker 8: to always turn lemons into lemonade, and turn negative into
Speaker 8: positive and don't never forget I mean don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we're live. Can we READO the apology
Speaker 2: as well? Wow, Bloomers had a good twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: She did say she came out and she said, oh,
Speaker 3: my dad was a veteran, So that's why I was
Speaker 3: so nervous because I really wanted to honor him.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know that she did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or now I feel bad as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, your father he's on the money, Jody and
Speaker 2: has six nothing not it is before seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: So this is the moment where.
Speaker 2: We get all the blue stuff to risk stuff out
Speaker 2: of our systems before we straighten up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's almost like when the before your kid goes
Speaker 3: to bed and you've got to shake all the energy
Speaker 3: out and then away you go.
Speaker 4: You said for you.
Speaker 2: After that, here's that sugar treat before the kids go
Speaker 2: off to bed.
Speaker 1: You know he's for you.
Speaker 2: Joe's adventurous campers have been caught a red hand, and
Speaker 2: in a moment of last at an iconic Gussy beach,
Speaker 2: the pair could be seen getting physical inside an unassuming
Speaker 2: tent by other beach goers on an unidentified beach in
Speaker 2: Byron Bay.
Speaker 1: Let's talk sex in a tent, risky two things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sex in a tent, but also sex on the beach.
Speaker 1: What's that? That's what I wanted to get to. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do remember a friend.
Speaker 2: Of mine early days giving us all the warnings about
Speaker 2: having a special cuddle time on the beach. Yes, because
Speaker 2: what happens with that is sand, mate, sand, we'll get
Speaker 2: your And he said, in different words, don't ever do
Speaker 2: it on the beach because the sand creates unwanted friction,
Speaker 2: and the sand getting into places that it shouldn't is inevitable.
Speaker 4: I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3: Males and females the same page with this particular issue.
Speaker 3: Let's just say it.
Speaker 2: Sand in your bits, Sand in your bits never goes down?
Speaker 1: Well, does it never? That's fine, but also on a tent.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just I always envisioned that if I was doing
Speaker 2: an a tent that this mum would knock on the tents.
Speaker 3: Firstly, you don't knock on a tent. Secondly, you just
Speaker 3: pull the flat back. That's it, which is what got
Speaker 3: you in trouble in the first place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that put this to you, Jody already. There's no
Speaker 2: way in the world that you make the bed when
Speaker 2: you get up in the morning, because it's too early,
Speaker 2: people are still in it.
Speaker 4: Why would I do that.
Speaker 3: I've still got a husband, a kid and sometimes a dog. No,
Speaker 3: I can't make the bed with all those people in it.
Speaker 1: Which one is it? Which one on the dog? Is it? Greg?
Speaker 1: Or sid Classic? So Greg makes the bed every single morning?
Speaker 4: Yes he does.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing he makes it like you traditionally make a bed.
Speaker 2: That is, you know, you put the doner up and
Speaker 2: you're across the bed and everything. Yeah, it turns out
Speaker 2: he shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: It turns out he's quite disgusting for that really makes sense,
Speaker 2: doesn't that he's not efficient? Doctors say you shouldn't I said,
Speaker 2: shouldn't make your bed as soon as you get up.
Speaker 2: This is from doctor Maro Figura.
Speaker 1: I think his name is. He claims mattresses duvets. It's
Speaker 1: a douvet, by.
Speaker 4: The way, is the English word for doner.
Speaker 2: Okay, don We say pillows become reservoirs for human skin cells,
Speaker 2: encouraging dust mites, the microscopic bugs, which are usually harmless,
Speaker 2: but they can trigger allergies. They live in bedding, and
Speaker 2: well made bed will lock in moisture, causing them to thrive.
Speaker 2: And I can say as well, I'm actually allergic to
Speaker 2: dust mites, are you? So when I come into contact
Speaker 2: with the dust mites, boy, oh boy, that's like hey.
Speaker 1: Fever for me.
Speaker 4: Really? Yeah, how do you know it's dust mites.
Speaker 2: Because it's always dusty situations. I think I got tested
Speaker 2: when I was a kid.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, So there's too much dust or dust mites where
Speaker 2: they can thrive, then I mean a dust mite.
Speaker 1: Bang, We're gonna have a bit.
Speaker 4: What about this.
Speaker 3: There are over ten million dust mites on the average mattress,
Speaker 3: ten million dust mites. If you have a if you
Speaker 3: have a two year old pillow, ten percent of its
Speaker 3: weight a dust mites and their.
Speaker 2: Poop Oh my gosh. They have no respect for them
Speaker 2: who poohs in the bed. That's our number one rule
Speaker 2: in the Hayes house. It's no poohing in the bed.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And when they when you sleep, they are feeding on
Speaker 3: your sweat and your moisture.
Speaker 4: There ever ever need for that.
Speaker 2: Once again, what's that stop feeding on moisture? See even
Speaker 2: I knew that though. Yeah, that you're supposed to. And
Speaker 2: this is like junior days. Fold your duvet or whatever
Speaker 2: it's called, right at the bottom of your bed and
Speaker 2: you got to let your bed breathe, okay because if
Speaker 2: you're and sometimes you'll hear this as well when you
Speaker 2: get off in the morning and as soon as you
Speaker 2: make your bed, just as you're leaving.
Speaker 1: You hear it.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's all the dust mines locked in there.
Speaker 1: They're like, ah n, now you get.
Speaker 3: To sleep because according to this, if you pull your
Speaker 3: douvet back, then they they shrivel up and die.
Speaker 1: Like, ah, put the back, I'm gone.
Speaker 2: And then you make it and they're like, ah, that's better,
Speaker 2: Like oh, I just did a pooh.
Speaker 1: So there you go. Helpful hints, yeah, good things on
Speaker 1: how to live your life.
Speaker 3: Sorry, unrelated I'm just googling new pillows on any sort
Speaker 3: of website.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's grass as well as a young single man
Speaker 2: discussing I had one of those.
Speaker 1: Plows where you take the pillow case off and it
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: It's like brown, orange, yellow, just this absolute beautiful canvas
Speaker 2: of colors.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 3: But if your pillow could talk to it would be like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is a new one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We woke up with Sam for twelve years as she
Speaker 3: co hosted Sunrise with Coffee.
Speaker 9: Welcome back to a very special edition of such.
Speaker 3: She's not new to TV shows about finding love, hosting Farmer,
Speaker 3: whats and Wife.
Speaker 7: These blokes are gorgeous.
Speaker 1: You are going to fall in love with them.
Speaker 9: I know I already have.
Speaker 3: Now bringing one of the biggest TV shows in the
Speaker 3: States to Ossie TV.
Speaker 1: Golden Bachelor is for people.
Speaker 6: In their fifties and sixties who have had love and
Speaker 6: now I want to find a new love.
Speaker 3: A new host of finding love for over fifties with
Speaker 3: The Golden Bachelor. Please welcome Samantha Armitage.
Speaker 7: Thank you God, Oh back for you.
Speaker 1: Sam.
Speaker 3: We're so excited about this because of this show.
Speaker 4: The Golden Bachelor looks incredible. Tell Us all about it.
Speaker 7: Oh, isn't it fun? I just love this whole concert.
Speaker 9: This is obviously building off that peridic brand that we
Speaker 9: all know Love Bachelor.
Speaker 7: But this is moving it forward to what we're calling
Speaker 7: the Golden Aids, so to the people in their fifties
Speaker 7: and sixties who have loved before and are now looking
Speaker 7: for love again. So we've got people here who've got
Speaker 7: plenty of miles on their ties, so they know what
Speaker 7: lasts all about. They've got lots of life experience. I
Speaker 7: say that with all due receps, as have I.
Speaker 3: You've had experience in reality dating shows before, Hazy and
Speaker 3: I have had plenty of experience with people who've been
Speaker 3: on reality shows, and you have to say, sometimes their
Speaker 3: intentions aren't as pure as they possibly could be.
Speaker 9: Yes, I think that's definitely true. It's always a little
Speaker 9: sprinking of people who are applying for the wrong reasons,
Speaker 9: and that's just life. You know, that's going to the
Speaker 9: territory and that's fine. But I'm hoping with this show
Speaker 9: we don't get that. And I think generally in these shows,
Speaker 9: and as you say, I have some experience with playing
Speaker 9: a television cubi here, Yes, Atchmaker and I have had
Speaker 9: success in the past. Yep, not bragging, but you know,
Speaker 9: if the cream usually rises to the top, I really
Speaker 9: do find that.
Speaker 7: It's it's like life.
Speaker 9: People have a really good way of sorting themselves out.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of a way to ask this delicately.
Speaker 7: So in.
Speaker 3: This bachelor format before, there's sort of there's a lot
Speaker 3: of interest I guess in the younger couples getting together
Speaker 3: and the intimacy and the scenes, you know, whether it
Speaker 3: be in chocolate baths or in spa bars or whatever
Speaker 3: sort of bar.
Speaker 1: Do you want to have any chock bars?
Speaker 7: We haven't try to film yet. No, I can't talk
Speaker 7: about chocolate barth.
Speaker 9: That's disgusting.
Speaker 3: But I guess my point is like, is it going
Speaker 3: to be a little bit different with this format with
Speaker 3: older people because it's sort of like watching Mum and
Speaker 3: Dad kiss, isn't it?
Speaker 7: Well? I guess so.
Speaker 9: But life doesn't stop at fifty, you know, And so
Speaker 9: I think there is a huge, huge audience out there
Speaker 9: that are over fifty for goodness sake, and still living
Speaker 9: their lives still. I mean, don't you guys still feel
Speaker 9: inside your own head that you are actually eighteen?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 9: Sometimes I look in the mirror, I'm like, where did
Speaker 9: that wrinkle come from? I'm only eighteen, this happened, and
Speaker 9: that doesn't change when.
Speaker 7: You're fifty or sixty.
Speaker 9: You know, we're all like that, So I think it's
Speaker 9: I think it's going to be brilliant.
Speaker 2: I'm just intrigued about a situation. So I'm forty now
Speaker 2: and I'm married and been a relationship for a long time.
Speaker 2: But I feel like everyone's going to be on the show.
Speaker 2: At one stage probably thought that they wouldn't be in
Speaker 2: this situation. And even when I think now, if I
Speaker 2: thought to myself, if I had to start again, I
Speaker 2: just feel so lost and so like underprepared. So I'm
Speaker 2: interested in probably the mind process and everything that comes
Speaker 2: with going through that journey.
Speaker 4: There'd be three kids going, what's dad doing?
Speaker 7: Exactly?
Speaker 8: Good?
Speaker 9: Well, that holy, I think that's a really really good
Speaker 9: point and a very deep point as well. There is
Speaker 9: real feelings here, there is real life stories, and we're
Speaker 9: we're all a bit like that, Like you don't know
Speaker 9: how life's going to turn out. And I mean, no
Speaker 9: one gets married thinking they're going to get divorced.
Speaker 3: To that, no wet you certainly don't go in marriage
Speaker 3: with that intention, do you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, So this is this show is for people who
Speaker 9: you know are on the second time around or the
Speaker 9: third or whatever, no judgments, and all of them will
Speaker 9: have that same linked feeling of I didn't know I'd
Speaker 9: be in this situation.
Speaker 3: Sam, very quickly before we let you go, because we
Speaker 3: know you're a busy girl. But you've had what three
Speaker 3: years off breakfast television now, Yeah, you look great in
Speaker 3: your promo photos. You just you must feel like a
Speaker 3: new person not getting out. What time do you get up?
Speaker 3: Three or four?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 7: Yes, thank you, Jody.
Speaker 9: I used to get up at three, and I feel
Speaker 9: really replenished, and I thank you for saying that, because
Speaker 9: I've had a good time out and now I'm kind
Speaker 9: of ready.
Speaker 7: To go again.
Speaker 9: I feel really energized. And you know, in the spirit
Speaker 9: of this show, I'm only forty eight. I've got plenty
Speaker 9: a gas in the tang.
Speaker 10: Yeah you know, yep, ready to rock and roll.
Speaker 7: So here we go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're a bloke, you'd still have thirty years
Speaker 3: left in television to worry about.
Speaker 4: Sam.
Speaker 3: It has been a pleasure to talk to you, and
Speaker 3: we can't wait to see the Golden Bachelor in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five and you hosting it.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for your time this morning.
Speaker 9: Thanks Jody, Thanks Hazy.
Speaker 2: Toddlers in particular can say outrageous things, and sometimes when
Speaker 2: I todd that speaks, you're like, where the hell did
Speaker 2: you get that information from? How did your brain manifest that?
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable stuff, isn't it? I told you just recently,
Speaker 3: my five year old was in the shower and her
Speaker 3: dad walked in to get her out of the said shower,
Speaker 3: and she turned to him and said, you need to
Speaker 3: respect my privacy. You can't just go around looking at
Speaker 3: girls vaginas.
Speaker 2: That's true, it's true information. It's very accusational. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: And you're like, what do you mean? How is your
Speaker 2: brain developed that sentence?
Speaker 4: And quite amazing, So what mum says to dad quite regularly.
Speaker 1: Stuff, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: It was our daughter's fourth birthday on the weekend, a
Speaker 2: little party, and we're just at one stage where we
Speaker 2: were just exchanging what our toddlers have shared with us,
Speaker 2: and a mate was saying how one of his mates
Speaker 2: they were going through a toilet training with their two
Speaker 2: year old boy and at halfway through the exercise of aiming,
Speaker 2: shooting all those types of things. Yes, that the toddler
Speaker 2: looked up and said, Dad, how come I don't have
Speaker 2: a willy beard?
Speaker 1: There's no way.
Speaker 2: That he could have gathered that information. He's seen that
Speaker 2: he's got a beard on his face, he's seen what's
Speaker 2: going down there, he's seen that he's got some sort
Speaker 2: of a beard down there, and he's just mixed to.
Speaker 1: And two beauties. Oh my gosh, really perfect.
Speaker 3: That is so I mean, wholesome, really cure.
Speaker 1: But then also like, how do you answer it? Not
Speaker 1: really sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah, give it time, sone, give it time.
Speaker 2: So I'm nervous now to do that sort of business,
Speaker 2: particularly in front of my four year old because she
Speaker 2: will most probably say, Daddy, how come your willy beard
Speaker 2: hair so much thicker than the hair on top of you.
Speaker 1: That's confronting.
Speaker 3: What about this yesterday drama done at Brighton? So locals
Speaker 3: have been stunned after spotting a man wandering around their
Speaker 3: family friendly neighborhood near a park if you don't mind,
Speaker 3: and he pulled out a large rifle that was about
Speaker 3: a meet long before firing at pigeons.
Speaker 2: What could be very confronting for toddlers. Hey mum, there's
Speaker 2: a pigeon.
Speaker 1: Oh what just happened?
Speaker 2: It's that's that's what unfortunately we may be faced with
Speaker 2: off the other somewhat safe streets are brightened.
Speaker 3: We've spoken about sound effects before. Probably need to flag
Speaker 3: them with us before. Okay, okay, just push ahead, Okay.
Speaker 2: Wait, don't step there. It's a pigeon trap. It's culing season, baby.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: So that happened around six point thirty near what Will Reserve,
Speaker 3: And it was all over the news last night, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: It certainly was, and particular neighbors very very confused.
Speaker 4: It was very confronting because they don't know what kind
Speaker 4: of you know, weapon it is.
Speaker 1: Is it an air rifle? We think it's an air rifle?
Speaker 1: Is it something more sinister?
Speaker 6: This contractor being urged to think twice before again unnecessarily
Speaker 6: ruffling feathers.
Speaker 3: Oh I just play on words there, Hannah Ford for
Speaker 3: seven News.
Speaker 1: That is Hannah Forward going bag, just.
Speaker 4: Dropping an earpic pun and walking away.
Speaker 3: You just see that little blonde bombshell strutting away in
Speaker 3: a suit. If she's not doing killer stories about pigeon,
Speaker 3: she's chasing crims down the street.
Speaker 4: That girl, she can do anything.
Speaker 1: Just their heads up as well.
Speaker 2: If you're someone who is about to get stopped by
Speaker 2: Hannah Ford, yeah, don't run.
Speaker 1: You're going to exhaust yourself. You're not going to outrun her.
Speaker 1: And I can tell you she's an athlete.
Speaker 4: The girl has run half marathons.
Speaker 3: She will chase you, and she will not stop until
Speaker 3: she's going a microphone under your nose.
Speaker 1: You'll have to rude about sixty k's before she gives up.
Speaker 1: She's got such stamina in that space she does. Oh there,
Speaker 1: It's all happening for the pigeon community.
Speaker 3: Quite seriously, though, if you're going to pull out a
Speaker 3: big rifle like that, it's six thirty at night near
Speaker 3: a children's playground, maybe just like erect a sign saying
Speaker 3: pigeon hulling in process.
Speaker 2: There needs to be something, doesn't it. Yeah, because if
Speaker 2: I saw that, you'd call the police.
Speaker 1: Make hate this someone did with a rifle. Someone did.
Speaker 1: That's what most people do.
Speaker 3: Ah Mane called the police and then seven us.
Speaker 2: Oh Jades, I've also got some confronting news for you.
Speaker 1: You might want to sit down for this one.
Speaker 2: A B double trailer carting beer to the state's riverland
Speaker 2: region has been destroyed.
Speaker 1: Along with this golden cargo.
Speaker 2: ESA Country Fire Service crews produce a flag as well.
Speaker 2: Is a very very solid contributor to the CFS. They
Speaker 2: were called to a truck fire about five point thirty
Speaker 2: on Tuesday along the state out of way. Sixteen fire
Speaker 2: fighters on five trucks arrived on scene to find quick
Speaker 2: thinking b double truck driver had detached the impact of trailer,
Speaker 2: all of the contents, five hundred thousand dollars worth of beer,
Speaker 2: and the truck destroyed.
Speaker 1: You have a stump.
Speaker 2: You ever see those videos where like a truck is
Speaker 2: rolled over and it's full of beer, and you wonder
Speaker 2: what you do, Like would you pull over and sort
Speaker 2: of load your car up? And you see some of
Speaker 2: those videos in Americas where produced trucks have fallen over
Speaker 2: and people just stopped and loading themselves up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I would, but you just.
Speaker 1: Never known to get yourself in the situation.
Speaker 4: But I mean, would you check on the welfare of
Speaker 4: the driver.
Speaker 1: First and foremost?
Speaker 4: Okay, good, yes, that's excellent.
Speaker 1: And then on the way back to the car, you're.
Speaker 4: Like, that's a cart and the Cooper's don't let that
Speaker 4: go to waste.
Speaker 1: Then straighten my basket straight under.
Speaker 3: Kevin Stratton mass quite.
Speaker 1: What the fork?
Speaker 2: What's the for a chance just to really knuckle down
Speaker 2: and say, what's the absolute fork? With some of the
Speaker 2: things stemmed from a lack of forks in this particular workplace,
Speaker 2: and we're all sure that's almost like a common practice
Speaker 2: across all workplaces on the planet.
Speaker 4: Like every business ever where do all the hawks go?
Speaker 3: So that is how this segment was born, but it
Speaker 3: applies to everything in every day life, where you go,
Speaker 3: what the four what the hawk's had about? And I
Speaker 3: did that yesterday. I did that with you when we
Speaker 3: had a call from Jacqueline and she was talking about
Speaker 3: baby brain and you said something afterwards and.
Speaker 1: I went, what the fork? Yeah, it was very confusing
Speaker 1: for me. He's Jack one.
Speaker 10: I was a new mom and I shopping, so I thought, okay,
Speaker 10: it's a mile to nearest shop. I'll take the dog
Speaker 10: for a walk as well. So I the doctor to
Speaker 10: the pram, walk with my baby down to the shops.
Speaker 10: I did all the shopping, got home, was unpacking the
Speaker 10: shopping bag, picking up baby food, and thought, oh baby,
Speaker 10: I'd left him tied up outside the shop with the
Speaker 10: dog baby brain. He was only a few weeks old.
Speaker 1: This isn't fair. I feel like I give baby brain
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 4: I know I feel like that too with you.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. Yeah, are you pregnant? What's gone?
Speaker 4: All got?
Speaker 2: I'm just insinuating that you get a lot of things
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about physically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, baby brain is absolutely a thing. Because you
Speaker 3: said afterwards, I don't think I sound like that you
Speaker 3: don't agree with their producing the baby brain is absolutely
Speaker 3: a thing. And I've told this story and at the
Speaker 3: absolute horror that I did this, But this is what
Speaker 3: sleep deprivation can do to your mind. So Greg and
Speaker 3: I were at home and we had the new little Harper,
Speaker 3: and she was harbor was it paid.
Speaker 4: It summer? Anyway, it was one of the children.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we packed up the rest of the children and
Speaker 3: we walked down the street to the park at the school,
Speaker 3: which is.
Speaker 4: Only about five hundred meters away.
Speaker 3: And I stopped and I looked at Greg and he
Speaker 3: looked at me, and I went Harper and we both
Speaker 3: realized in that moment we'd left the house and left
Speaker 3: her on the baby mat on the floor.
Speaker 4: In front of the table.
Speaker 3: You've never you've never, you've never seen a postpartum middle
Speaker 3: aged white woman sprint back to her home quicker than
Speaker 3: I did and personal time. Yeah, she was absolutely fine. Baby,
Speaker 3: she could move, she can go anywhere. She couldn't do anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you had baby brain? What's your excuse there, Greg,
Speaker 1: that's a good point.
Speaker 3: He lives with me, He lives with four girls, the
Speaker 3: poor man. So thirteen twenty four two, let's do this
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 4: Have you had baby brain? And what did you do?
Speaker 2: I will say, I don't think you're going to get
Speaker 2: connected anywhere if you go thirteen and twenty four two?
Speaker 2: Where do you reckon? Is that Domino's or something? What's
Speaker 2: thirday and twenty four two? We should definitely try that too,
Speaker 2: by the way.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's readjust let's.
Speaker 2: Readjust thurday and twenty four ten one, three, two, four
Speaker 2: one if you want.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is baby brain five years down the trail
Speaker 3: EEPs thirteen twenty fourteen. Please give us a call if
Speaker 3: you've got baby brain, or if like me, you've still
Speaker 3: got baby brain.
Speaker 9: This is Adelaide's Judy and Hazy on No.
Speaker 1: Four, What the fork.
Speaker 3: Jacqueline gave us a call yes and said she had
Speaker 3: baby brain, and then Hazy was.
Speaker 4: Like me meanly, and what's baby man?
Speaker 3: What? You've got three children under six? How do you
Speaker 3: not know what baby brain is?
Speaker 1: First of all, it's like I'm hearing a recording of myself.
Speaker 1: That's unbelievable impersonation. So eat your heart out, Michael Winslow.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, when you talk, that's what I hear.
Speaker 3: Something in the air that sort of transforms it into
Speaker 3: that language in here.
Speaker 1: Okay, got it, should get that check out. That's good.
Speaker 1: That's concerning.
Speaker 4: What's the fork? Have you had baby brain? Let's go
Speaker 4: to Nicky and Mount Barker. Hey, Nicky, Hi, how.
Speaker 9: Are you going good?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 11: I used to leave everything on the roof of my
Speaker 11: car when I was putting the keys in, so tell.
Speaker 3: Me not the baby, No, not the baby.
Speaker 11: But I put my phone on the roof. Yeah, then
Speaker 11: franchily booking for it everywhere I couldn't find it. So
Speaker 11: I thought I'd call my husband because it usually connects
Speaker 11: my car if it's in there. Yeah, and it did connect,
Speaker 11: So I was like, great, in the path somewhere, so
Speaker 11: I drove off and yes, it was on the roof
Speaker 11: of my car. I lost it. And then I did
Speaker 11: the same thing with.
Speaker 7: My car keys.
Speaker 11: I couldn't find my car key and so I grabbed
Speaker 11: a spare key, and yeah, my carkis are on the roof,
Speaker 11: so I lost them as well.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, mess me, Nikki.
Speaker 2: Since you know what Nikki this is, you can call
Speaker 2: a baby brain. I've done this like maybe four or
Speaker 2: five times. I reckon, I've left my phone on top
Speaker 2: of my car. And what you can say is that
Speaker 2: if you've got a phone protective, it's an iPhone and
Speaker 2: sometimes they're made of rubber. Boy, those things they've got
Speaker 2: good grip, because some of the journeys that my phone
Speaker 2: has taken on top of my car are quite remarkable.
Speaker 3: What we made.
Speaker 11: We made it a round about three roundabout.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's good.
Speaker 4: That's a good effort.
Speaker 2: Phone's on top of your car, just getting some rays.
Speaker 4: It's like writing it, you know, when you're lean to
Speaker 4: the other side, just.
Speaker 1: Leaving it like a motorbike. Where are we going?
Speaker 4: Nikky? Thank you so much. I really appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Call thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us more examples
Speaker 2: when baby brain has hit. Look, we're going to speak
Speaker 2: to our KLi from Modbury, North next who's just got
Speaker 2: some issues when it comes to mixing up things to
Speaker 2: wash yourself with. Can I be very dangerous when you're
Speaker 2: washing yourself with the wrong sort of washing?
Speaker 4: It's called thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: We'd love to hear from you your baby brain story,
Speaker 3: quite dark part.
Speaker 1: What the fork?
Speaker 3: What the fork is going on with baby brain? That's
Speaker 3: the question we're asking this morning. On thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 3: we heard from Jacqueline yesterday she loved her baby at
Speaker 3: the shops.
Speaker 1: My very goodness.
Speaker 10: I was a new mom and my live shopping. So
Speaker 10: I thought, okay, it's a mile to our nearest shop. Yes,
Speaker 10: I'll take the dog for a walk as well. So
Speaker 10: I the doctor the pram walk with my baby down
Speaker 10: to the shops. I did all the shopping, got home,
Speaker 10: was unpacking the shopping bags, picking up baby food, and thought,
Speaker 10: oh baby, I'd left him tied up outside the.
Speaker 7: Shop with the dog.
Speaker 10: Baby brain, he was only a few weeks old.
Speaker 1: Wow, it turns out sleeps pretty important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think, and then old mate over here goes,
Speaker 3: what's baby brain? Is that even a thing? Is that
Speaker 3: a real thing. Well, we're proving this morning that it
Speaker 3: genuinely is a real thing. Let's go to Carli from
Speaker 3: Modbury North, Good morning, Carly, Hi, Hello, what did you
Speaker 3: do when you had baby brain?
Speaker 11: I actually washed my hair with body washed and then
Speaker 11: I realized halfway through that I had done that. And
Speaker 11: then after I washed that out, I then knew tampoo body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just a little role reverse switch.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately I don't know if the body wash goes
Speaker 2: so well on the hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, Carli, don't feel bad.
Speaker 3: There was one morning when I put dry shampoo under
Speaker 3: my arm picks instead of theodor, but that had nothing
Speaker 3: to do with baby brain.
Speaker 1: That was just I think that was just a Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much of you call. Appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Kelly from trop Park, Good morning, Kelly.
Speaker 12: Come on and guys, how are you going?
Speaker 4: We're good. What happened when you had baby brain?
Speaker 12: Well, I've got baby brain at the moment, I'm pregnant
Speaker 12: with my second. We actually share our story shared with
Speaker 12: my mum and dad up in strath Album and I
Speaker 12: thought a bit of a spring clean group effort. Let's
Speaker 12: get there on Sunday and clean it out. So mom
Speaker 12: and dad drove from Victor with the trailer. My husband
Speaker 12: and I drove from Adelaide, organized a babysitter, got all
Speaker 12: the way to Stras an hour away, and realized I forgot.
Speaker 1: The shed key. O gosh, there's no alternative.
Speaker 12: Really. I was not very popular with my parents or
Speaker 12: my husband, but luckily there was there was an angle
Speaker 12: grinder available, so we got in. But yeah, was not
Speaker 12: very popular.
Speaker 4: I just love that where's the keys? Don't I? Angle grinder?
Speaker 1: Go on, go get it going? Who's going to use
Speaker 1: the angle brain?
Speaker 4: I'm oh, wow, Kelly, you poor thing.
Speaker 3: That moment though to kel when you get there and
Speaker 3: you realize you've driven an hour and your parents have driven,
Speaker 3: and you go, I'm gonna got the keys.
Speaker 7: I could have died.
Speaker 12: I'm never going to hear the end of this from
Speaker 12: my mum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, situation on that, you're like, wow, can I blame someone?
Speaker 1: You're damn it. I have to take complete ownership of this.
Speaker 3: But then also you just play the pregnant card. You go, what, guys,
Speaker 3: give me a break and pregnant.
Speaker 1: It's baby brak. Yes, welcome to the studio, mister Tom Ran.
Speaker 1: Great to be here.
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me, guys, so good to have you.
Speaker 3: The twenty twenty four National Pharmacies Christmas Pageant is back
Speaker 3: on Saturday.
Speaker 4: This is your wheelhouse.
Speaker 5: This is the time. This is time to get excited.
Speaker 5: Three hundred thousand people, I think, line the streets. It
Speaker 5: is Adelaide all over it best pageant in the world.
Speaker 1: It's so good. How many times you reckon? You've done
Speaker 1: it like thirty forty fifty.
Speaker 5: Times, easily twenty at least as a kid. As a man,
Speaker 5: I've been the same size the whole time. But I
Speaker 5: absolutely love it. It's so good.
Speaker 4: What role do you play?
Speaker 5: So I've sort of played a few different roles over
Speaker 5: the years. I've been a clown, I've been I think,
Speaker 5: a toy soldier. It just depends every just whatever I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: What about the Christmas patient?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Rennie. So I've taken the liberty of organizing
Speaker 3: a surprise for Hazy this week, and that was I
Speaker 3: organized a spot for him and his son Henry in
Speaker 3: the Christmas pageant because he's never been before. However, then
Speaker 3: after organizing said surprise, and I ruined that surprise by
Speaker 3: telling him when I was not.
Speaker 1: It was quite a confronting moment Tommy.
Speaker 3: The twenty twenty four National Pharmacies Christmas Pageant is back.
Speaker 4: It is happening this Saturday. I discovered that you're real. Sorry,
Speaker 4: maybe perhaps you might be making an appearance.
Speaker 3: Who knows, maybe that was supposed to be a surprise.
Speaker 1: Feeling surprised. That's good work from Joe's Oh you're one
Speaker 1: of those. You just totally spoiled it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what is wrong?
Speaker 1: What has happened?
Speaker 4: I don't know? But what are some tips for him?
Speaker 4: Because I've done this?
Speaker 5: Well, okay, so you've got to get into care character.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 5: The first year I played the midget, so that came naturally.
Speaker 5: I didn't have to do anything differently. But you've got
Speaker 5: to get into characters. So if you've got to be
Speaker 5: in the clown, you know you've got to dress up
Speaker 5: a couple of days before and get into characters.
Speaker 1: So what's your role? What are you going to be doing?
Speaker 1: My son and I will be pirates.
Speaker 5: Beautiful, So Johnny Depp type Pirates of the Caribbean Pirate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to drink a whole heap of rum.
Speaker 2: Well that's good, that's good. You to wear the patch yes,
Speaker 2: I think so. I don't have a patch. I feel
Speaker 2: like it was sort of we're quite fleshy pirates. We've
Speaker 2: got some real shirts going on, and I think I'm
Speaker 2: a part. I don't know what's going on, but I'm
Speaker 2: a part. And the shirt that I'm using, I'm showing.
Speaker 5: A bit of mid that's good, this is great. Just
Speaker 5: don't do this as well. I remember Brian Gilbertson, who
Speaker 5: does a brilliant job setting it all up. They sat
Speaker 5: on the broadcast. Do not board any of the floats
Speaker 5: while you're doing it. You know, it's an occupational health
Speaker 5: and hazard, health hazard. That's what I did. I nearly
Speaker 5: got booted off the broadcast in the first year. I think, so,
Speaker 5: do not do not get on the floats while they're.
Speaker 1: Moving, okay, or you could be in big drubs. You
Speaker 1: can't jump jump on and off.
Speaker 2: If I see my family in the crowd, I can't
Speaker 2: jump off and give my one year old something.
Speaker 4: Definitely not absolutely not swallowed.
Speaker 1: Up and engulfed by one of the floats.
Speaker 3: But also I love the fact that Hazy agreed to
Speaker 3: do the pageant as a pirate, but he said, my
Speaker 3: shirt needs to be really tighter.
Speaker 1: At all, and if it does burst open, then I
Speaker 1: insisted on paining a pirate showing some mid rift.
Speaker 5: That's fifteen minutes before it starts. You can see how's
Speaker 5: he doing? Three hundred push up the chest is, which
Speaker 5: looks incredible.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 3: He's over her talking to Brian Gilwodson saying, look, I'm
Speaker 3: just going to give the mums what they want on
Speaker 3: the way around.
Speaker 5: But I think they've got two new floats this year,
Speaker 5: so Hazy, you're going to have the best time. You
Speaker 5: got a front row seat and your boy's gonna love
Speaker 5: it as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a big thing.
Speaker 4: It's cool.
Speaker 3: I've been on the What's that Alice in Wonderland before,
Speaker 3: which was good fun. But just to go around the
Speaker 3: streets of Adelade seeing all the kids' faces is pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm looking for it. Yeah. Oh, good on you already.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for your tips and advice. Now
Speaker 1: great work.
Speaker 5: Can't wait to see you there.
Speaker 2: Just before we let you go, while we are get
Speaker 2: some advice, can you give us some fashion tips because
Speaker 2: we've spoken about this off here, let's bring it to
Speaker 2: a lot. Never has a man who had the ability
Speaker 2: to wear so many different sports brands in one setting
Speaker 2: when he goes incredible and one time I sell you
Speaker 2: wearing a Puma shirt, saw Coney shorts like some odd
Speaker 2: of as undies. I reckon you're wearing like one Brook
Speaker 2: shoe and one Nike shirt and an alternate sports socks.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to talk you through today's on someone.
Speaker 3: You do have the Puma shirt.
Speaker 4: Yes, the shorts are feeler.
Speaker 3: FeelA, You've got the Nike shoes. You've got rip curl
Speaker 3: socks and shelshy rundies ever.
Speaker 5: Came up special the cherry just it's called the Licorice allsorts.
Speaker 5: You know, assortment, but you know that just whatever goes.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's getting dressed there, as you guys know,
Speaker 5: getting dressed at four thirty in the morning, it's just
Speaker 5: pull on whatever.
Speaker 4: That's no excuse.
Speaker 3: Put your clothes up the night before for God's sake,
Speaker 3: or get your.
Speaker 4: Wife to do it.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: Actually, it'sulous.
Speaker 2: As we always do on this show. Let's talk pigeons
Speaker 2: and just what the pigeons are up to and just
Speaker 2: how much danger the pigeons are in this time of
Speaker 2: the year.
Speaker 4: As a remarkable situation yesterday.
Speaker 3: It was down at Brighton where a man armed with
Speaker 3: an air rifle six point thirty in the afternoon, right
Speaker 3: next to a playground just took aim at a few pigeons,
Speaker 3: and not surprisingly, members of the public went, oh my god,
Speaker 3: there's a guy with a gun and call police.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean the pigeons were just trying to enjoy the
Speaker 2: sun going down. We're having one or two drinks, maybe responsibly,
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden there's a blow going at
Speaker 2: you with a slug gun.
Speaker 1: What's happening here?
Speaker 4: What pigeons drink at sun sunset?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like pigeons are those birds, those people that
Speaker 2: go bar to.
Speaker 1: Bar and just drink the dregs. Yeah, right, was left over?
Speaker 1: They drink beer out of an ash tray.
Speaker 3: If they could, they definitely would just like sculling the
Speaker 3: last little bit that someone's left behind.
Speaker 4: Pigeons.
Speaker 6: Eh.
Speaker 2: It was covered last night on seven News via the
Speaker 2: Great Hannah Ford. It was very confronting because they don't
Speaker 2: know what kind of you know, weapon it is.
Speaker 1: Is it an air rifle? We think it's an air rifle?
Speaker 1: Is it something more sinister?
Speaker 6: This contractor being urged to think twice before again unnecessarily
Speaker 6: ruffling feathers.
Speaker 4: Who doesn't love a good pun in news stories? Hey?
Speaker 2: Am I right finished? I'm not intelligent enough to do puns.
Speaker 2: I really do a pun.
Speaker 4: I should probably stop.
Speaker 3: I get a little bit too excited and I think
Speaker 3: TV's radio, so I start being a little bit too creative.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, do you love a pun?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially stories about cheese.
Speaker 1: With debris and things like that. Actually do it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You did?
Speaker 3: He said you were too stupid to do them, and
Speaker 3: then you drop one like it was hot.
Speaker 2: I accidentally did it. Real intelligent stuff. Hey, quickly, just
Speaker 2: around this out?
Speaker 4: What about what's happened?
Speaker 1: Raygan is challenging those who she thinks can beat her
Speaker 1: in a dance off ten thousand dollars If you think
Speaker 1: that you could beat Ragon Raygun rather in a dance off?
Speaker 3: Isn't she sort of embracing her I guess infamy across
Speaker 3: the globe?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: She tapped in? Was it the front of Stella that
Speaker 1: she was on one of the big magazine?
Speaker 4: Was she looked absolutely stunning?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Stella?
Speaker 3: This is the thing about Stellar magazine. They can make
Speaker 3: everyone look sensational.
Speaker 4: Don't you reckon?
Speaker 3: If you're on the cover of Stella, they will make
Speaker 3: you look a million times better than you probably do.
Speaker 1: And can I just ask a really raal question? Is
Speaker 1: is it edited? And stuff like?
Speaker 4: Is it I don't know if they photoshop on Stella?
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure, but I'm looking for photoshops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, editor, notice how I said I can ask a
Speaker 2: stupid question.
Speaker 1: I did it anyway.
Speaker 4: I love you so much.
Speaker 3: You can do a brilliant pun like debris And then
Speaker 3: what's that thing where they change and they alter the
Speaker 3: look of how you do you mean photoshop? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's good, isn't it didn't even mean to do at
Speaker 2: the punk Seriously, who knew by pink