WEBVTT - How Jodie Is Ruining Halloween For Her Kids 🎃 😭

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<v Speaker 1>Get every day Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>In a couple of days time it is Halloween. It's

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<v Speaker 2>such a fun time, particularly for the kids, unless perhaps

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<v Speaker 2>you're the kids of Jerdy Oddie, and then that perhaps

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<v Speaker 2>it turns into a bit of a jore go on,

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<v Speaker 2>tell us, tell us the schedule for the odd kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop on Thursday night.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I my husband and I mother and father of

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<v Speaker 3>the year when it comes to Halloween.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I contact this please?

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<v Speaker 3>Our neighborhood goes and who I bet you the girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Your girls didn't vote for mother and Father of the

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<v Speaker 1>year when it comes to.

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<v Speaker 3>Halloween, well they should because we have gone to extreme levels.

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<v Speaker 3>This whole week has been spent preparing our house for Halloween,

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<v Speaker 3>because I blame our neighbors, Sylvia and Frank, who took

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<v Speaker 3>this thing to the next level.

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<v Speaker 1>She dares speak Frank the town.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely would not ever, but they started Halloween in

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<v Speaker 3>our neighborhood and they talk at the next level. We're

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<v Speaker 3>talking props from overseas, We're talking. This thing was just

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<v Speaker 3>an experience, and so then the Oddies got competitive, and

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<v Speaker 3>needless to say, we.

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<v Speaker 4>Lose every year to Frank and Sylvia. But Halloween about

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<v Speaker 4>the kids, yes. Is it about the kids, Yes, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is, Or it's about mum and dad competing with the name.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, it's not. We have to give you some

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<v Speaker 4>sort of idea of how it rolls.

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<v Speaker 3>We have about ten thousand families kids that roll through

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<v Speaker 3>our neighborhood. So we've taken to capping the lollies because

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<v Speaker 3>we had to because there were kids that were coming

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<v Speaker 3>in taking big handfuls of lollies and this was costing

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<v Speaker 3>us hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars in candy.

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<v Speaker 2>Can blame as Weld. I'm nearly forty years old. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>do the exact same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you would, you know the words just take one, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take six.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. And and you're the parent.

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<v Speaker 3>So when the kids do that and we look at

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<v Speaker 3>the parents, go hey, you want to control your kids?

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<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no, no no no, you're the dad doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>Generation coming through as well.

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<v Speaker 2>My daughter Lotty, for example, when I say here's two

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<v Speaker 2>marshmallows and your hot chocolate, you'll say, why not three?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Straight away?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well the apple dropping from the tree there.

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<v Speaker 3>So what we've had to do is set up a

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<v Speaker 3>trestle table out in the front of our the run

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<v Speaker 3>of Halloween decorations, and so the kids now come in

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<v Speaker 3>they get one one chopper chop each and it's capped

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<v Speaker 3>because we have to and we have a roster system

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<v Speaker 3>whereby our children need to mand the trestle table.

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<v Speaker 2>That is that is not a thing. I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 2>right now, that is not a thing. You can't putch

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<v Speaker 2>it kids on a work schedule. Yesh can during Halloween

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<v Speaker 2>because mum and dad are trying to impress the neighbors.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, But the issue is if you don't roster

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<v Speaker 3>the children and give them a twenty five minute block

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<v Speaker 3>with a five minute break in between, then they'll just

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<v Speaker 3>roam their neighborhood with all their friends and not do anything,

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<v Speaker 3>and their mum and dad are left holding the can.

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<v Speaker 2>Poor things, chopper chup. Poor things being kids during Halloween

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<v Speaker 2>and trick or treating instead.

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<v Speaker 1>Put to work produce a flak. Are you getting.

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<v Speaker 2>Vibes of somewhat of a I don't know, like a

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<v Speaker 2>workplace environment.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope the kids are getting part and there's a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of things here.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to set up a union because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think they're being represented enough.

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<v Speaker 4>A Halloween union for children. Is that what you want?

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<v Speaker 5>You've got your kids on a roster where they need

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<v Speaker 5>to sit at a trestle table greeting people when it's Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. Did you say they get five minute breaks?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? In between?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that needs to be ten minute man to tree?

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't it hazy? The times are changed? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, is this a tax ride off for work from

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<v Speaker 2>home as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Can they work from home?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just I don't know what your point is.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you come around to my house at Halloween

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<v Speaker 3>and see how hectic it is, and then you can

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<v Speaker 3>sit at the trestle table and do it twenty five

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<v Speaker 3>minute shift.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I feel I could be very confronting if I

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<v Speaker 2>turned up to your house and I'm greeted by Summer

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, where's Peyton or Peyton's just over there.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just having a cigarette break. She's just having a

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<v Speaker 2>cigarette and she's also drinking a red Book.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Sort of hard to get my head around. Also, Joe's

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<v Speaker 2>I've got some advice from you here. So when the

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<v Speaker 2>kids are right on the brink of being completely exhausted

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<v Speaker 2>and they want to quit, mum, the manager comes over

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<v Speaker 2>and goes guys, guess what.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what, I've ordered pizzas.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess what, Guys, We're having pizzas. Now, go and

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<v Speaker 2>be good employees. Nothing tickles my soul more than a

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<v Speaker 2>poor rendition of a national anthem. Seems to mainly happen

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<v Speaker 2>in America as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and the more I've worked with you, the more.

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<v Speaker 3>I've realized that there are just a couple of things

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<v Speaker 3>that float your boat. Jason Horn Francis Yes, and butchered

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<v Speaker 3>national anthems.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine if Jason Horn Francis anthem.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, the ultimate, that would be serendipitous.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, we got Fergie a few years back at

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<v Speaker 2>the NBA All Star Game, and that was just such

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<v Speaker 2>a treat, good strong, finish. Okay, no, let's remember that

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<v Speaker 2>awful anthem.

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<v Speaker 3>The worst thing about that is that all the players

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<v Speaker 3>on the bench just lost their minds and then they

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<v Speaker 3>did like a little remix, and then it took Josh Jamar,

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<v Speaker 3>who was their ex husband, to come out and go, Okay, boys,

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<v Speaker 3>you've had your fun simmer down now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know you can pitch in the Golden State

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<v Speaker 2>Warriors as well. Just rocking out in the locker room

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<v Speaker 2>to this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is where Kevin Durant was just starting to move

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. I feel the player started walking back

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<v Speaker 1>and they picked.

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<v Speaker 6>Up a beat.

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<v Speaker 3>They made it cool and can I just say, no,

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<v Speaker 3>one moves like a locker room full of basketball.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they post winn as well? Boys are feeling the vibes.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course.

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteen ninety three we had Carl Lewis and this absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful piece of astrosity.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a moment when you're singing and.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't matter what levy you are, you know you just

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<v Speaker 2>quite can't quite hit the note.

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<v Speaker 1>Sold you're a.

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<v Speaker 3>Singer, can you get up there and the racket bellsing regular?

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<v Speaker 1>And then that's what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Loomis is a singer that no one has heard of,

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<v Speaker 2>and she was singing at the Free and Equal Elections

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<v Speaker 2>Foundation debate and she was going live and she didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, can I go back? Can I go back?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Know this? I got some nervous.

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<v Speaker 2>I only laughed with her because in my brief stint singing,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel your pain. Not quite on that stage in

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<v Speaker 2>terms of a national audience, but still, but.

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<v Speaker 4>I having like you and I have worked in the

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<v Speaker 4>media for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, when you're them when you're not actually sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>on the radio, don't yeh. There's some well decked documented

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<v Speaker 3>errors from me, the proof that I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Know I was live.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, I feel bad for Loomis.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, all good.

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<v Speaker 8>She apologized, and I want to let you guys know

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<v Speaker 8>to always turn lemons into lemonade, and turn negative into

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<v Speaker 8>positive and don't never forget I mean don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, we're live. Can we READO the apology

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<v Speaker 2>as well? Wow, Bloomers had a good twenty four hours.

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<v Speaker 3>She did say she came out and she said, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>my dad was a veteran, So that's why I was

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<v Speaker 3>so nervous because I really wanted to honor him.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I don't know that she did that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or now I feel bad as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, anyway, your father he's on the money, Jody and

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<v Speaker 2>has six nothing not it is before seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is the moment where.

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<v Speaker 2>We get all the blue stuff to risk stuff out

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<v Speaker 2>of our systems before we straighten up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. It's almost like when the before your kid goes

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<v Speaker 3>to bed and you've got to shake all the energy

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<v Speaker 3>out and then away you go.

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<v Speaker 4>You said for you.

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<v Speaker 2>After that, here's that sugar treat before the kids go

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<v Speaker 2>off to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>You know he's for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe's adventurous campers have been caught a red hand, and

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<v Speaker 2>in a moment of last at an iconic Gussy beach,

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<v Speaker 2>the pair could be seen getting physical inside an unassuming

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<v Speaker 2>tent by other beach goers on an unidentified beach in

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<v Speaker 2>Byron Bay.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk sex in a tent, risky two things.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sex in a tent, but also sex on the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that? That's what I wanted to get to. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Of mine early days giving us all the warnings about

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<v Speaker 2>having a special cuddle time on the beach. Yes, because

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<v Speaker 2>what happens with that is sand, mate, sand, we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>your And he said, in different words, don't ever do

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<v Speaker 2>it on the beach because the sand creates unwanted friction,

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<v Speaker 2>and the sand getting into places that it shouldn't is inevitable.

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<v Speaker 4>I get it. I get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Males and females the same page with this particular issue.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sand in your bits, Sand in your bits never goes down?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, does it never? That's fine, but also on a tent.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I always envisioned that if I was doing

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<v Speaker 2>an a tent that this mum would knock on the tents.

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<v Speaker 3>Firstly, you don't knock on a tent. Secondly, you just

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<v Speaker 3>pull the flat back. That's it, which is what got

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<v Speaker 3>you in trouble in the first place.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that put this to you, Jody already. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>way in the world that you make the bed when

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<v Speaker 2>you get up in the morning, because it's too early,

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<v Speaker 2>people are still in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would I do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I've still got a husband, a kid and sometimes a dog. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't make the bed with all those people in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Which one is it? Which one on the dog? Is it? Greg?

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<v Speaker 1>Or sid Classic? So Greg makes the bed every single morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes he does.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing he makes it like you traditionally make a bed.

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<v Speaker 2>That is, you know, you put the doner up and

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<v Speaker 2>you're across the bed and everything. Yeah, it turns out

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<v Speaker 2>he shouldn't be doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>It turns out he's quite disgusting for that really makes sense,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't that he's not efficient? Doctors say you shouldn't I said,

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't make your bed as soon as you get up.

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<v Speaker 2>This is from doctor Maro Figura.

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<v Speaker 1>I think his name is. He claims mattresses duvets. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a douvet, by.

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<v Speaker 4>The way, is the English word for doner.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, don We say pillows become reservoirs for human skin cells,

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<v Speaker 2>encouraging dust mites, the microscopic bugs, which are usually harmless,

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<v Speaker 2>but they can trigger allergies. They live in bedding, and

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<v Speaker 2>well made bed will lock in moisture, causing them to thrive.

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<v Speaker 2>And I can say as well, I'm actually allergic to

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<v Speaker 2>dust mites, are you? So when I come into contact

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<v Speaker 2>with the dust mites, boy, oh boy, that's like hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Fever for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Really? Yeah, how do you know it's dust mites.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's always dusty situations. I think I got tested

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<v Speaker 2>when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, So there's too much dust or dust mites where

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<v Speaker 2>they can thrive, then I mean a dust mite.

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<v Speaker 1>Bang, We're gonna have a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>What about this.

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<v Speaker 3>There are over ten million dust mites on the average mattress,

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<v Speaker 3>ten million dust mites. If you have a if you

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<v Speaker 3>have a two year old pillow, ten percent of its

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<v Speaker 3>weight a dust mites and their.

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<v Speaker 2>Poop Oh my gosh. They have no respect for them

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<v Speaker 2>who poohs in the bed. That's our number one rule

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<v Speaker 2>in the Hayes house. It's no poohing in the bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>And when they when you sleep, they are feeding on

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<v Speaker 3>your sweat and your moisture.

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<v Speaker 4>There ever ever need for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Once again, what's that stop feeding on moisture? See even

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<v Speaker 2>I knew that though. Yeah, that you're supposed to. And

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<v Speaker 2>this is like junior days. Fold your duvet or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it's called, right at the bottom of your bed and

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<v Speaker 2>you got to let your bed breathe, okay because if

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<v Speaker 2>you're and sometimes you'll hear this as well when you

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<v Speaker 2>get off in the morning and as soon as you

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<v Speaker 2>make your bed, just as you're leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, that's all the dust mines locked in there.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, ah n, now you get.

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<v Speaker 3>To sleep because according to this, if you pull your

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<v Speaker 3>douvet back, then they they shrivel up and die.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, ah, put the back, I'm gone.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you make it and they're like, ah, that's better,

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<v Speaker 2>Like oh, I just did a pooh.

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<v Speaker 1>So there you go. Helpful hints, yeah, good things on

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<v Speaker 1>how to live your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, unrelated I'm just googling new pillows on any sort

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<v Speaker 3>of website.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's grass as well as a young single man

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<v Speaker 2>discussing I had one of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Plows where you take the pillow case off and it

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<v Speaker 1>was like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like brown, orange, yellow, just this absolute beautiful canvas

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<v Speaker 2>of colors.

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<v Speaker 6>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>But if your pillow could talk to it would be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this is a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We woke up with Sam for twelve years as she

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<v Speaker 3>co hosted Sunrise with Coffee.

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<v Speaker 9>Welcome back to a very special edition of such.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not new to TV shows about finding love, hosting Farmer,

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<v Speaker 3>whats and Wife.

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<v Speaker 7>These blokes are gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 1>You are going to fall in love with them.

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<v Speaker 9>I know I already have.

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<v Speaker 3>Now bringing one of the biggest TV shows in the

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<v Speaker 3>States to Ossie TV.

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<v Speaker 1>Golden Bachelor is for people.

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<v Speaker 6>In their fifties and sixties who have had love and

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<v Speaker 6>now I want to find a new love.

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<v Speaker 3>A new host of finding love for over fifties with

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<v Speaker 3>The Golden Bachelor. Please welcome Samantha Armitage.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you God, Oh back for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam.

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<v Speaker 3>We're so excited about this because of this show.

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<v Speaker 4>The Golden Bachelor looks incredible. Tell Us all about it.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, isn't it fun? I just love this whole concert.

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<v Speaker 9>This is obviously building off that peridic brand that we

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<v Speaker 9>all know Love Bachelor.

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<v Speaker 7>But this is moving it forward to what we're calling

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<v Speaker 7>the Golden Aids, so to the people in their fifties

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<v Speaker 7>and sixties who have loved before and are now looking

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<v Speaker 7>for love again. So we've got people here who've got

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<v Speaker 7>plenty of miles on their ties, so they know what

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<v Speaker 7>lasts all about. They've got lots of life experience. I

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<v Speaker 7>say that with all due receps, as have I.

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<v Speaker 3>You've had experience in reality dating shows before, Hazy and

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<v Speaker 3>I have had plenty of experience with people who've been

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<v Speaker 3>on reality shows, and you have to say, sometimes their

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<v Speaker 3>intentions aren't as pure as they possibly could be.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, I think that's definitely true. It's always a little

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<v Speaker 9>sprinking of people who are applying for the wrong reasons,

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<v Speaker 9>and that's just life. You know, that's going to the

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<v Speaker 9>territory and that's fine. But I'm hoping with this show

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<v Speaker 9>we don't get that. And I think generally in these shows,

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<v Speaker 9>and as you say, I have some experience with playing

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<v Speaker 9>a television cubi here, Yes, Atchmaker and I have had

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<v Speaker 9>success in the past. Yep, not bragging, but you know,

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<v Speaker 9>if the cream usually rises to the top, I really

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<v Speaker 9>do find that.

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<v Speaker 7>It's it's like life.

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<v Speaker 9>People have a really good way of sorting themselves out.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to think of a way to ask this delicately.

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<v Speaker 7>So in.

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<v Speaker 3>This bachelor format before, there's sort of there's a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of interest I guess in the younger couples getting together

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<v Speaker 3>and the intimacy and the scenes, you know, whether it

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<v Speaker 3>be in chocolate baths or in spa bars or whatever

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<v Speaker 3>sort of bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to have any chock bars?

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<v Speaker 7>We haven't try to film yet. No, I can't talk

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<v Speaker 7>about chocolate barth.

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<v Speaker 9>That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>But I guess my point is like, is it going

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<v Speaker 3>to be a little bit different with this format with

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<v Speaker 3>older people because it's sort of like watching Mum and

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<v Speaker 3>Dad kiss, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 7>Well? I guess so.

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<v Speaker 9>But life doesn't stop at fifty, you know, And so

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<v Speaker 9>I think there is a huge, huge audience out there

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<v Speaker 9>that are over fifty for goodness sake, and still living

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<v Speaker 9>their lives still. I mean, don't you guys still feel

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<v Speaker 9>inside your own head that you are actually eighteen?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 9>Sometimes I look in the mirror, I'm like, where did

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<v Speaker 9>that wrinkle come from? I'm only eighteen, this happened, and

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<v Speaker 9>that doesn't change when.

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<v Speaker 7>You're fifty or sixty.

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<v Speaker 9>You know, we're all like that, So I think it's

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<v Speaker 9>I think it's going to be brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just intrigued about a situation. So I'm forty now

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm married and been a relationship for a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel like everyone's going to be on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>At one stage probably thought that they wouldn't be in

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<v Speaker 2>this situation. And even when I think now, if I

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<v Speaker 2>thought to myself, if I had to start again, I

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<v Speaker 2>just feel so lost and so like underprepared. So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>interested in probably the mind process and everything that comes

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<v Speaker 2>with going through that journey.

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<v Speaker 4>There'd be three kids going, what's dad doing?

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<v Speaker 7>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 8>Good?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, that holy, I think that's a really really good

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<v Speaker 9>point and a very deep point as well. There is

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<v Speaker 9>real feelings here, there is real life stories, and we're

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<v Speaker 9>we're all a bit like that, Like you don't know

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<v Speaker 9>how life's going to turn out. And I mean, no

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<v Speaker 9>one gets married thinking they're going to get divorced.

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<v Speaker 3>To that, no wet you certainly don't go in marriage

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<v Speaker 3>with that intention, do you.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, So this is this show is for people who

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<v Speaker 9>you know are on the second time around or the

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<v Speaker 9>third or whatever, no judgments, and all of them will

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<v Speaker 9>have that same linked feeling of I didn't know I'd

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<v Speaker 9>be in this situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Sam, very quickly before we let you go, because we

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<v Speaker 3>know you're a busy girl. But you've had what three

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<v Speaker 3>years off breakfast television now, Yeah, you look great in

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<v Speaker 3>your promo photos. You just you must feel like a

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<v Speaker 3>new person not getting out. What time do you get up?

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<v Speaker 3>Three or four?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, thank you, Jody.

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<v Speaker 9>I used to get up at three, and I feel

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<v Speaker 9>really replenished, and I thank you for saying that, because

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<v Speaker 9>I've had a good time out and now I'm kind

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<v Speaker 9>of ready.

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<v Speaker 7>To go again.

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<v Speaker 9>I feel really energized. And you know, in the spirit

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<v Speaker 9>of this show, I'm only forty eight. I've got plenty

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<v Speaker 9>a gas in the tang.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah you know, yep, ready to rock and roll.

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<v Speaker 7>So here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you're a bloke, you'd still have thirty years

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<v Speaker 3>left in television to worry about.

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<v Speaker 4>Sam.

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<v Speaker 3>It has been a pleasure to talk to you, and

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<v Speaker 3>we can't wait to see the Golden Bachelor in twenty

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<v Speaker 3>twenty five and you hosting it.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much for your time this morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Thanks Jody, Thanks Hazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Toddlers in particular can say outrageous things, and sometimes when

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<v Speaker 2>I todd that speaks, you're like, where the hell did

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<v Speaker 2>you get that information from? How did your brain manifest that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's unbelievable stuff, isn't it? I told you just recently,

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<v Speaker 3>my five year old was in the shower and her

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<v Speaker 3>dad walked in to get her out of the said shower,

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<v Speaker 3>and she turned to him and said, you need to

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<v Speaker 3>respect my privacy. You can't just go around looking at

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<v Speaker 3>girls vaginas.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, it's true information. It's very accusational. Yeah, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like, what do you mean? How is your

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<v Speaker 2>brain developed that sentence?

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<v Speaker 4>And quite amazing, So what mum says to dad quite regularly.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuff, Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>It was our daughter's fourth birthday on the weekend, a

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<v Speaker 2>little party, and we're just at one stage where we

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<v Speaker 2>were just exchanging what our toddlers have shared with us,

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<v Speaker 2>and a mate was saying how one of his mates

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<v Speaker 2>they were going through a toilet training with their two

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<v Speaker 2>year old boy and at halfway through the exercise of aiming,

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<v Speaker 2>shooting all those types of things. Yes, that the toddler

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<v Speaker 2>looked up and said, Dad, how come I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a willy beard?

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way.

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<v Speaker 2>That he could have gathered that information. He's seen that

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<v Speaker 2>he's got a beard on his face, he's seen what's

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<v Speaker 2>going down there, he's seen that he's got some sort

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<v Speaker 2>of a beard down there, and he's just mixed to.

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<v Speaker 1>And two beauties. Oh my gosh, really perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>That is so I mean, wholesome, really cure.

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<v Speaker 1>But then also like, how do you answer it? Not

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<v Speaker 1>really sure?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, give it time, sone, give it time.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm nervous now to do that sort of business,

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<v Speaker 2>particularly in front of my four year old because she

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<v Speaker 2>will most probably say, Daddy, how come your willy beard

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<v Speaker 2>hair so much thicker than the hair on top of you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's confronting.

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<v Speaker 3>What about this yesterday drama done at Brighton? So locals

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<v Speaker 3>have been stunned after spotting a man wandering around their

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<v Speaker 3>family friendly neighborhood near a park if you don't mind,

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<v Speaker 3>and he pulled out a large rifle that was about

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<v Speaker 3>a meet long before firing at pigeons.

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<v Speaker 2>What could be very confronting for toddlers. Hey mum, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a pigeon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what just happened?

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<v Speaker 2>It's that's that's what unfortunately we may be faced with

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<v Speaker 2>off the other somewhat safe streets are brightened.

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<v Speaker 3>We've spoken about sound effects before. Probably need to flag

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<v Speaker 3>them with us before. Okay, okay, just push ahead, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, don't step there. It's a pigeon trap. It's culing season, baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So that happened around six point thirty near what Will Reserve,

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<v Speaker 3>And it was all over the news last night, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It certainly was, and particular neighbors very very confused.

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<v Speaker 4>It was very confronting because they don't know what kind

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<v Speaker 4>of you know, weapon it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it an air rifle? We think it's an air rifle?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it something more sinister?

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<v Speaker 6>This contractor being urged to think twice before again unnecessarily

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<v Speaker 6>ruffling feathers.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I just play on words there, Hannah Ford for

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<v Speaker 3>seven News.

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<v Speaker 1>That is Hannah Forward going bag, just.

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<v Speaker 4>Dropping an earpic pun and walking away.

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<v Speaker 3>You just see that little blonde bombshell strutting away in

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<v Speaker 3>a suit. If she's not doing killer stories about pigeon,

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<v Speaker 3>she's chasing crims down the street.

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<v Speaker 4>That girl, she can do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Just their heads up as well.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're someone who is about to get stopped by

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<v Speaker 2>Hannah Ford, yeah, don't run.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to exhaust yourself. You're not going to outrun her.

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<v Speaker 1>And I can tell you she's an athlete.

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<v Speaker 4>The girl has run half marathons.

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<v Speaker 3>She will chase you, and she will not stop until

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<v Speaker 3>she's going a microphone under your nose.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll have to rude about sixty k's before she gives up.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got such stamina in that space she does. Oh there,

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<v Speaker 1>It's all happening for the pigeon community.

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<v Speaker 3>Quite seriously, though, if you're going to pull out a

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<v Speaker 3>big rifle like that, it's six thirty at night near

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<v Speaker 3>a children's playground, maybe just like erect a sign saying

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<v Speaker 3>pigeon hulling in process.

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<v Speaker 2>There needs to be something, doesn't it. Yeah, because if

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<v Speaker 2>I saw that, you'd call the police.

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<v Speaker 1>Make hate this someone did with a rifle. Someone did.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what most people do.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah Mane called the police and then seven us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Jades, I've also got some confronting news for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You might want to sit down for this one.

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<v Speaker 2>A B double trailer carting beer to the state's riverland

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<v Speaker 2>region has been destroyed.

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<v Speaker 1>Along with this golden cargo.

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<v Speaker 2>ESA Country Fire Service crews produce a flag as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a very very solid contributor to the CFS. They

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<v Speaker 2>were called to a truck fire about five point thirty

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<v Speaker 2>on Tuesday along the state out of way. Sixteen fire

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<v Speaker 2>fighters on five trucks arrived on scene to find quick

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<v Speaker 2>thinking b double truck driver had detached the impact of trailer,

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<v Speaker 2>all of the contents, five hundred thousand dollars worth of beer,

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<v Speaker 2>and the truck destroyed.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a stump.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever see those videos where like a truck is

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<v Speaker 2>rolled over and it's full of beer, and you wonder

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<v Speaker 2>what you do, Like would you pull over and sort

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<v Speaker 2>of load your car up? And you see some of

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<v Speaker 2>those videos in Americas where produced trucks have fallen over

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<v Speaker 2>and people just stopped and loading themselves up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think I would, but you just.

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<v Speaker 1>Never known to get yourself in the situation.

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<v Speaker 4>But I mean, would you check on the welfare of

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<v Speaker 4>the driver.

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<v Speaker 1>First and foremost?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, good, yes, that's excellent.

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<v Speaker 1>And then on the way back to the car, you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, that's a cart and the Cooper's don't let that

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<v Speaker 4>go to waste.

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<v Speaker 1>Then straighten my basket straight under.

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin Stratton mass quite.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fork?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the for a chance just to really knuckle down

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<v Speaker 2>and say, what's the absolute fork? With some of the

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<v Speaker 2>things stemmed from a lack of forks in this particular workplace,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're all sure that's almost like a common practice

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<v Speaker 2>across all workplaces on the planet.

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<v Speaker 4>Like every business ever where do all the hawks go?

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<v Speaker 3>So that is how this segment was born, but it

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<v Speaker 3>applies to everything in every day life, where you go,

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<v Speaker 3>what the four what the hawk's had about? And I

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<v Speaker 3>did that yesterday. I did that with you when we

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<v Speaker 3>had a call from Jacqueline and she was talking about

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<v Speaker 3>baby brain and you said something afterwards and.

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<v Speaker 1>I went, what the fork? Yeah, it was very confusing

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<v Speaker 1>for me. He's Jack one.

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<v Speaker 10>I was a new mom and I shopping, so I thought, okay,

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<v Speaker 10>it's a mile to nearest shop. I'll take the dog

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<v Speaker 10>for a walk as well. So I the doctor to

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<v Speaker 10>the pram, walk with my baby down to the shops.

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<v Speaker 10>I did all the shopping, got home, was unpacking the

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<v Speaker 10>shopping bag, picking up baby food, and thought, oh baby,

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<v Speaker 10>I'd left him tied up outside the shop with the

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<v Speaker 10>dog baby brain. He was only a few weeks old.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't fair. I feel like I give baby brain

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<v Speaker 1>all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I feel like that too with you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so crazy. Yeah, are you pregnant? What's gone?

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<v Speaker 4>All got?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just insinuating that you get a lot of things

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about physically.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, baby brain is absolutely a thing. Because you

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<v Speaker 3>said afterwards, I don't think I sound like that you

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<v Speaker 3>don't agree with their producing the baby brain is absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>a thing. And I've told this story and at the

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<v Speaker 3>absolute horror that I did this, But this is what

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<v Speaker 3>sleep deprivation can do to your mind. So Greg and

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<v Speaker 3>I were at home and we had the new little Harper,

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<v Speaker 3>and she was harbor was it paid.

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<v Speaker 4>It summer? Anyway, it was one of the children.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, we packed up the rest of the children and

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<v Speaker 3>we walked down the street to the park at the school,

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<v Speaker 3>which is.

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<v Speaker 4>Only about five hundred meters away.

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<v Speaker 3>And I stopped and I looked at Greg and he

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<v Speaker 3>looked at me, and I went Harper and we both

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<v Speaker 3>realized in that moment we'd left the house and left

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<v Speaker 3>her on the baby mat on the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>In front of the table.

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<v Speaker 3>You've never you've never, you've never seen a postpartum middle

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<v Speaker 3>aged white woman sprint back to her home quicker than

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<v Speaker 3>I did and personal time. Yeah, she was absolutely fine. Baby,

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<v Speaker 3>she could move, she can go anywhere. She couldn't do anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you had baby brain? What's your excuse there, Greg,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 3>He lives with me, He lives with four girls, the

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<v Speaker 3>poor man. So thirteen twenty four two, let's do this

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<v Speaker 3>this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you had baby brain? And what did you do?

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, I don't think you're going to get

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<v Speaker 2>connected anywhere if you go thirteen and twenty four two?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do you reckon? Is that Domino's or something? What's

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<v Speaker 2>thirday and twenty four two? We should definitely try that too,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so let's readjust let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Readjust thurday and twenty four ten one, three, two, four

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<v Speaker 2>one if you want.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is baby brain five years down the trail

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<v Speaker 3>EEPs thirteen twenty fourteen. Please give us a call if

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<v Speaker 3>you've got baby brain, or if like me, you've still

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<v Speaker 3>got baby brain.

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<v Speaker 9>This is Adelaide's Judy and Hazy on No.

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<v Speaker 1>Four, What the fork.

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<v Speaker 3>Jacqueline gave us a call yes and said she had

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<v Speaker 3>baby brain, and then Hazy was.

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<v Speaker 4>Like me meanly, and what's baby man?

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<v Speaker 3>What? You've got three children under six? How do you

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<v Speaker 3>not know what baby brain is?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, it's like I'm hearing a recording of myself.

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<v Speaker 1>That's unbelievable impersonation. So eat your heart out, Michael Winslow.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, when you talk, that's what I hear.

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<v Speaker 3>Something in the air that sort of transforms it into

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<v Speaker 3>that language in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, got it, should get that check out. That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's concerning.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the fork? Have you had baby brain? Let's go

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<v Speaker 4>to Nicky and Mount Barker. Hey, Nicky, Hi, how.

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<v Speaker 9>Are you going good?

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<v Speaker 4>What happened?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 11>I used to leave everything on the roof of my

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<v Speaker 11>car when I was putting the keys in, so tell.

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<v Speaker 3>Me not the baby, No, not the baby.

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<v Speaker 11>But I put my phone on the roof. Yeah, then

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<v Speaker 11>franchily booking for it everywhere I couldn't find it. So

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<v Speaker 11>I thought I'd call my husband because it usually connects

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<v Speaker 11>my car if it's in there. Yeah, and it did connect,

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<v Speaker 11>So I was like, great, in the path somewhere, so

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<v Speaker 11>I drove off and yes, it was on the roof

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<v Speaker 11>of my car. I lost it. And then I did

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<v Speaker 11>the same thing with.

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<v Speaker 7>My car keys.

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<v Speaker 11>I couldn't find my car key and so I grabbed

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<v Speaker 11>a spare key, and yeah, my carkis are on the roof,

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<v Speaker 11>so I lost them as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, mess me, Nikki.

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<v Speaker 2>Since you know what Nikki this is, you can call

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<v Speaker 2>a baby brain. I've done this like maybe four or

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<v Speaker 2>five times. I reckon, I've left my phone on top

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<v Speaker 2>of my car. And what you can say is that

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<v Speaker 2>if you've got a phone protective, it's an iPhone and

0:29:21.360 --> 0:29:24.600
<v Speaker 2>sometimes they're made of rubber. Boy, those things they've got

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<v Speaker 2>good grip, because some of the journeys that my phone

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<v Speaker 2>has taken on top of my car are quite remarkable.

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<v Speaker 3>What we made.

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<v Speaker 11>We made it a round about three roundabout.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, it's good.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good effort.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone's on top of your car, just getting some rays.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like writing it, you know, when you're lean to

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<v Speaker 4>the other side, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Leaving it like a motorbike. Where are we going?

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<v Speaker 4>Nikky? Thank you so much. I really appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 2>Call thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us more examples

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<v Speaker 2>when baby brain has hit. Look, we're going to speak

0:30:05.040 --> 0:30:08.360
<v Speaker 2>to our KLi from Modbury, North next who's just got

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<v Speaker 2>some issues when it comes to mixing up things to

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<v Speaker 2>wash yourself with. Can I be very dangerous when you're

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<v Speaker 2>washing yourself with the wrong sort of washing?

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<v Speaker 4>It's called thirteen twenty four ten.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd love to hear from you your baby brain story,

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<v Speaker 3>quite dark part.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fork?

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<v Speaker 3>What the fork is going on with baby brain? That's

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:34.120
<v Speaker 3>the question we're asking this morning. On thirteen twenty four ten,

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<v Speaker 3>we heard from Jacqueline yesterday she loved her baby at

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<v Speaker 3>the shops.

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<v Speaker 1>My very goodness.

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<v Speaker 10>I was a new mom and my live shopping. So

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<v Speaker 10>I thought, okay, it's a mile to our nearest shop. Yes,

0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 10>I'll take the dog for a walk as well. So

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<v Speaker 10>I the doctor the pram walk with my baby down

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<v Speaker 10>to the shops. I did all the shopping, got home,

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<v Speaker 10>was unpacking the shopping bags, picking up baby food, and thought,

0:30:58.520 --> 0:31:02.920
<v Speaker 10>oh baby, I'd left him tied up outside the.

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<v Speaker 7>Shop with the dog.

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<v Speaker 10>Baby brain, he was only a few weeks old.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, it turns out sleeps pretty important.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you think, and then old mate over here goes,

0:31:14.520 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 3>what's baby brain? Is that even a thing? Is that

0:31:16.240 --> 0:31:19.040
<v Speaker 3>a real thing. Well, we're proving this morning that it

0:31:19.200 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 3>genuinely is a real thing. Let's go to Carli from

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<v Speaker 3>Modbury North, Good morning, Carly, Hi, Hello, what did you

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<v Speaker 3>do when you had baby brain?

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<v Speaker 11>I actually washed my hair with body washed and then

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<v Speaker 11>I realized halfway through that I had done that. And

0:31:34.960 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 11>then after I washed that out, I then knew tampoo body.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, just a little role reverse switch.

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<v Speaker 2>But unfortunately I don't know if the body wash goes

0:31:45.280 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 2>so well on the hair.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's true, Carli, don't feel bad.

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:50.640
<v Speaker 3>There was one morning when I put dry shampoo under

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:54.640
<v Speaker 3>my arm picks instead of theodor, but that had nothing

0:31:54.680 --> 0:31:55.520
<v Speaker 3>to do with baby brain.

0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:59.000
<v Speaker 1>That was just I think that was just a Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank you so much of you call. Appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 3>Kelly from trop Park, Good morning, Kelly.

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<v Speaker 12>Come on and guys, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 4>We're good. What happened when you had baby brain?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, I've got baby brain at the moment, I'm pregnant

0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 12>with my second. We actually share our story shared with

0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 12>my mum and dad up in strath Album and I

0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:18.800
<v Speaker 12>thought a bit of a spring clean group effort. Let's

0:32:18.800 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 12>get there on Sunday and clean it out. So mom

0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:24.200
<v Speaker 12>and dad drove from Victor with the trailer. My husband

0:32:24.240 --> 0:32:26.959
<v Speaker 12>and I drove from Adelaide, organized a babysitter, got all

0:32:27.000 --> 0:32:29.720
<v Speaker 12>the way to Stras an hour away, and realized I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>The shed key. O gosh, there's no alternative.

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<v Speaker 12>Really. I was not very popular with my parents or

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<v Speaker 12>my husband, but luckily there was there was an angle

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<v Speaker 12>grinder available, so we got in. But yeah, was not

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<v Speaker 12>very popular.

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<v Speaker 4>I just love that where's the keys? Don't I? Angle grinder?

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, go get it going? Who's going to use

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<v Speaker 1>the angle brain?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm oh, wow, Kelly, you poor thing.

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<v Speaker 3>That moment though to kel when you get there and

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<v Speaker 3>you realize you've driven an hour and your parents have driven,

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<v Speaker 3>and you go, I'm gonna got the keys.

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<v Speaker 7>I could have died.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm never going to hear the end of this from

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<v Speaker 12>my mum.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, situation on that, you're like, wow, can I blame someone?

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<v Speaker 1>You're damn it. I have to take complete ownership of this.

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<v Speaker 3>But then also you just play the pregnant card. You go, what, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>give me a break and pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>It's baby brak. Yes, welcome to the studio, mister Tom Ran.

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<v Speaker 1>Great to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks for having me, guys, so good to have you.

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<v Speaker 3>The twenty twenty four National Pharmacies Christmas Pageant is back

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<v Speaker 3>on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 4>This is your wheelhouse.

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<v Speaker 5>This is the time. This is time to get excited.

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<v Speaker 5>Three hundred thousand people, I think, line the streets. It

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<v Speaker 5>is Adelaide all over it best pageant in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so good. How many times you reckon? You've done

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<v Speaker 1>it like thirty forty fifty.

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<v Speaker 5>Times, easily twenty at least as a kid. As a man,

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<v Speaker 5>I've been the same size the whole time. But I

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<v Speaker 5>absolutely love it. It's so good.

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<v Speaker 4>What role do you play?

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<v Speaker 5>So I've sort of played a few different roles over

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<v Speaker 5>the years. I've been a clown, I've been I think,

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<v Speaker 5>a toy soldier. It just depends every just whatever I'm feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the Christmas patient?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Rennie. So I've taken the liberty of organizing

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<v Speaker 3>a surprise for Hazy this week, and that was I

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<v Speaker 3>organized a spot for him and his son Henry in

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<v Speaker 3>the Christmas pageant because he's never been before. However, then

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<v Speaker 3>after organizing said surprise, and I ruined that surprise by

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<v Speaker 3>telling him when I was not.

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<v Speaker 1>It was quite a confronting moment Tommy.

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<v Speaker 3>The twenty twenty four National Pharmacies Christmas Pageant is back.

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<v Speaker 4>It is happening this Saturday. I discovered that you're real. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe perhaps you might be making an appearance.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows, maybe that was supposed to be a surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>Feeling surprised. That's good work from Joe's Oh you're one

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<v Speaker 1>of those. You just totally spoiled it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, what is wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>What has happened?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know? But what are some tips for him?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I've done this?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, okay, so you've got to get into care character.

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<v Speaker 7>Now.

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<v Speaker 5>The first year I played the midget, so that came naturally.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't have to do anything differently. But you've got

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<v Speaker 5>to get into characters. So if you've got to be

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<v Speaker 5>in the clown, you know you've got to dress up

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<v Speaker 5>a couple of days before and get into characters.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's your role? What are you going to be doing?

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<v Speaker 1>My son and I will be pirates.

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<v Speaker 5>Beautiful, So Johnny Depp type Pirates of the Caribbean Pirate.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to drink a whole heap of rum.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's good, that's good. You to wear the patch yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I think so. I don't have a patch. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like it was sort of we're quite fleshy pirates. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got some real shirts going on, and I think I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a part. I don't know what's going on, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a part. And the shirt that I'm using, I'm showing.

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<v Speaker 5>A bit of mid that's good, this is great. Just

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<v Speaker 5>don't do this as well. I remember Brian Gilbertson, who

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<v Speaker 5>does a brilliant job setting it all up. They sat

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<v Speaker 5>on the broadcast. Do not board any of the floats

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<v Speaker 5>while you're doing it. You know, it's an occupational health

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<v Speaker 5>and hazard, health hazard. That's what I did. I nearly

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<v Speaker 5>got booted off the broadcast in the first year. I think, so,

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<v Speaker 5>do not do not get on the floats while they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Moving, okay, or you could be in big drubs. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't jump jump on and off.

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<v Speaker 2>If I see my family in the crowd, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>jump off and give my one year old something.

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<v Speaker 4>Definitely not absolutely not swallowed.

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<v Speaker 1>Up and engulfed by one of the floats.

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<v Speaker 3>But also I love the fact that Hazy agreed to

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<v Speaker 3>do the pageant as a pirate, but he said, my

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<v Speaker 3>shirt needs to be really tighter.

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<v Speaker 1>At all, and if it does burst open, then I

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<v Speaker 1>insisted on paining a pirate showing some mid rift.

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<v Speaker 5>That's fifteen minutes before it starts. You can see how's

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<v Speaker 5>he doing? Three hundred push up the chest is, which

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<v Speaker 5>looks incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way.

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<v Speaker 3>He's over her talking to Brian Gilwodson saying, look, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just going to give the mums what they want on

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<v Speaker 3>the way around.

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<v Speaker 5>But I think they've got two new floats this year,

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<v Speaker 5>so Hazy, you're going to have the best time. You

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<v Speaker 5>got a front row seat and your boy's gonna love

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<v Speaker 5>it as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's a big thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been on the What's that Alice in Wonderland before,

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:56.880
<v Speaker 3>which was good fun. But just to go around the

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<v Speaker 3>streets of Adelade seeing all the kids' faces is pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I'm looking for it. Yeah. Oh, good on you already.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for your tips and advice. Now

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<v Speaker 1>great work.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't wait to see you there.

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<v Speaker 2>Just before we let you go, while we are get

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<v Speaker 2>some advice, can you give us some fashion tips because

0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:11.920
<v Speaker 2>we've spoken about this off here, let's bring it to

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. Never has a man who had the ability

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<v Speaker 2>to wear so many different sports brands in one setting

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<v Speaker 2>when he goes incredible and one time I sell you

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<v Speaker 2>wearing a Puma shirt, saw Coney shorts like some odd

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:28.000
<v Speaker 2>of as undies. I reckon you're wearing like one Brook

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<v Speaker 2>shoe and one Nike shirt and an alternate sports socks.

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<v Speaker 1>It was unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm going to talk you through today's on someone.

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<v Speaker 3>You do have the Puma shirt.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, the shorts are feeler.

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<v Speaker 3>FeelA, You've got the Nike shoes. You've got rip curl

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<v Speaker 3>socks and shelshy rundies ever.

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<v Speaker 5>Came up special the cherry just it's called the Licorice allsorts.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, assortment, but you know that just whatever goes.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, that's getting dressed there, as you guys know,

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<v Speaker 5>getting dressed at four thirty in the morning, it's just

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<v Speaker 5>pull on whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>That's no excuse.

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<v Speaker 3>Put your clothes up the night before for God's sake,

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<v Speaker 3>or get your.

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<v Speaker 4>Wife to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, it'sulous.

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<v Speaker 2>As we always do on this show. Let's talk pigeons

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<v Speaker 2>and just what the pigeons are up to and just

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<v Speaker 2>how much danger the pigeons are in this time of

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<v Speaker 2>the year.

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<v Speaker 4>As a remarkable situation yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>It was down at Brighton where a man armed with

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<v Speaker 3>an air rifle six point thirty in the afternoon, right

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<v Speaker 3>next to a playground just took aim at a few pigeons,

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<v Speaker 3>and not surprisingly, members of the public went, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a guy with a gun and call police.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the pigeons were just trying to enjoy the

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<v Speaker 2>sun going down. We're having one or two drinks, maybe responsibly,

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<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden there's a blow going at

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<v Speaker 2>you with a slug gun.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening here?

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<v Speaker 4>What pigeons drink at sun sunset?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like pigeons are those birds, those people that

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<v Speaker 2>go bar to.

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<v Speaker 1>Bar and just drink the dregs. Yeah, right, was left over?

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<v Speaker 1>They drink beer out of an ash tray.

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<v Speaker 3>If they could, they definitely would just like sculling the

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<v Speaker 3>last little bit that someone's left behind.

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<v Speaker 4>Pigeons.

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<v Speaker 6>Eh.

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<v Speaker 2>It was covered last night on seven News via the

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<v Speaker 2>Great Hannah Ford. It was very confronting because they don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what kind of you know, weapon it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it an air rifle? We think it's an air rifle?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it something more sinister?

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<v Speaker 6>This contractor being urged to think twice before again unnecessarily

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<v Speaker 6>ruffling feathers.

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<v Speaker 4>Who doesn't love a good pun in news stories? Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I right finished? I'm not intelligent enough to do puns.

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<v Speaker 2>I really do a pun.

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<v Speaker 4>I should probably stop.

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<v Speaker 3>I get a little bit too excited and I think

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<v Speaker 3>TV's radio, so I start being a little bit too creative.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Yeah, do you love a pun?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, especially stories about cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>With debris and things like that. Actually do it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>You did?

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<v Speaker 3>He said you were too stupid to do them, and

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<v Speaker 3>then you drop one like it was hot.

0:39:55.600 --> 0:39:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I accidentally did it. Real intelligent stuff. Hey, quickly, just

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<v Speaker 2>around this out?

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<v Speaker 4>What about what's happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Raygan is challenging those who she thinks can beat her

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<v Speaker 1>in a dance off ten thousand dollars If you think

0:40:09.280 --> 0:40:12.279
<v Speaker 1>that you could beat Ragon Raygun rather in a dance off?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't she sort of embracing her I guess infamy across

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<v Speaker 3>the globe?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>She tapped in? Was it the front of Stella that

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<v Speaker 1>she was on one of the big magazine?

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<v Speaker 4>Was she looked absolutely stunning?

0:40:23.000 --> 0:40:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:40:23.600 --> 0:40:23.920
<v Speaker 4>Stella?

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<v Speaker 3>This is the thing about Stellar magazine. They can make

0:40:26.600 --> 0:40:28.120
<v Speaker 3>everyone look sensational.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you reckon?

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:31.200
<v Speaker 3>If you're on the cover of Stella, they will make

0:40:31.280 --> 0:40:34.080
<v Speaker 3>you look a million times better than you probably do.

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<v Speaker 1>And can I just ask a really raal question? Is

0:40:36.160 --> 0:40:37.279
<v Speaker 1>is it edited? And stuff like?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it I don't know if they photoshop on Stella?

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:41.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm not quite sure, but I'm looking for photoshops.

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, editor, notice how I said I can ask a

0:40:46.960 --> 0:40:47.560
<v Speaker 2>stupid question.

0:40:47.840 --> 0:40:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I did it anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do a brilliant pun like debris And then

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<v Speaker 3>what's that thing where they change and they alter the

0:40:55.760 --> 0:40:58.600
<v Speaker 3>look of how you do you mean photoshop? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It's good, isn't it didn't even mean to do at

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<v Speaker 2>the punk Seriously, who knew by pink