Speaker 1: This podcast promises to deliver our content that's going to
Speaker 1: make you go, oh yeah, okay, that's great.
Speaker 2: Okay, hopefully laugh a little heartier than that.
Speaker 1: Nah, big wholesome laughs. That's what we're all about. Just
Speaker 1: we had some fun today.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We spoke about white lies on the back of
Speaker 2: China trying to pass off Yabbi's Australian lobster. What are
Speaker 2: those little things that you say that sort of have
Speaker 2: got new places, you know.
Speaker 1: You know when you're like, oh, I swear it's quail
Speaker 1: eat up, but it's actually pigeon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little white lives take them the next time, really.
Speaker 2: Sure of the difference, but that's okay. We spoke about
Speaker 2: a woman who faked tans her baby. I mean, is
Speaker 2: this not one of the most ludicrous things that you've
Speaker 2: ever heard?
Speaker 1: Key additional point of that, the baby's name is Swayed,
Speaker 1: So you can guess what chance does Swede have?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was strong chances would be the number one
Speaker 2: Bogan name.
Speaker 1: We spoke to Ratzia Fantasia. What an absolute little gemstone
Speaker 1: he is. He's on the comeback trail from quite injury.
Speaker 1: And Ryan Fitzgerald once again delivered an absolute classic story
Speaker 1: of his youth back in Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love those stories. Hey, enjoy the podcast.
Speaker 1: I read this little story that floated across my desk
Speaker 1: because you know me. I love myself a little bit
Speaker 1: of Australian lobster, don't you. I've never had Australian lobster,
Speaker 1: but what I have had is yabbies. Delicious. Grew up
Speaker 1: courting yabbies as well on the farm, did you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bit of meat on a stick but a fishing line,
Speaker 1: throw it in there.
Speaker 3: They love it.
Speaker 2: Geez, regular Steve.
Speaker 1: I things they're doing things a little bit different over
Speaker 1: in China. China's ramped up productions to produce Australian grown
Speaker 1: lobster in Chinese fish ponds to minimize foreign export. What
Speaker 1: they are doing is they're taking their yabbies, they're growing
Speaker 1: them homegrown, and they're calling them Australian lobsters.
Speaker 3: Come on, guys, Come on, guys.
Speaker 1: And everyone's absolutely up in arms about it, like that's
Speaker 1: not right, that is inconsistent, that's.
Speaker 3: Lying, that's the good Aussie way.
Speaker 1: Yes, how about us, the nerve of us getting upset
Speaker 1: for the Chinese doing something that we do every single
Speaker 1: day with everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like China's still ripping off our lobster. Oh,
Speaker 2: hang on a minute. This country was built on lies.
Speaker 1: One lies, uh, and bless us for it. Everything we do,
Speaker 1: the day to day things. For example, what j have
Speaker 1: for breakfast? Oh, eggs florentine. You sure, pretty sure was
Speaker 1: bored eggs with mayonnaise. Yeah, you call it what you want?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do you booth?
Speaker 1: You know, job resumes some of the things that you've
Speaker 1: lied about absolutely outrageous. So I got my first job
Speaker 1: at Globe Lise and I used my best mate as
Speaker 1: a reference, and he told them that I'd manage general
Speaker 1: pants up in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Closers. You came to managing general pants, walking in there
Speaker 2: and saying do you have that in a size thirty two? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, how ay can I help you
Speaker 1: with anything? And they'd say, oh, yes, pase I go,
Speaker 1: Oh geez, I gotta go. I'm needed out the back.
Speaker 1: A Woolish cake for example. How many times has someone
Speaker 1: brought a Wool's cake and then go On hosted a
Speaker 1: birthday party and said it's is mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah I made it, Yeah, I made it from scratch.
Speaker 4: You didn't you.
Speaker 2: Oh no, all you did is you took that cake
Speaker 2: and you whacked a couple of sparklers in there and went,
Speaker 2: Bob's your uncle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Little white lies walking along as it's a beautiful dog,
Speaker 1: is it? Is it a Pomeranian? And you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely it is. No, it's it's just a blue heeler.
Speaker 1: It's not that good. Is it a French bulldog? No,
Speaker 1: it's just a genuine little piece of crap. I'm just
Speaker 1: pulling along a little piece of crap. You know how
Speaker 1: I feel about French boolldocks.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know. Where are their bottles? Yeah, I'm to
Speaker 2: say buttholes then, and I said bottles?
Speaker 3: Where are their bottles?
Speaker 2: The one I like is every parent on a Saturday
Speaker 2: morning who's rocked up? And the shorter coach. So they're like,
Speaker 2: can anyone coach? And You're like, yeah, I can. Have
Speaker 2: you ever played netball?
Speaker 1: Not a damn my life, But I almost played for
Speaker 1: the Tea Birds at times when back in the nineties. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bad name all that kind of stuff, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: name of stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we do. The little white lies. What
Speaker 3: have you got?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten yeah, probably just to promote yourself
Speaker 1: a little bit, but it takes you to the next
Speaker 1: level because we're all about faking it until we make it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely so, don't you dare get angry at the Chinese
Speaker 1: for doing what they probably learned off us.
Speaker 2: This is like reverse chineseism.
Speaker 1: It gives your best little example of white lying. And
Speaker 1: I don't even like to court lying. I just like
Speaker 1: to court really really promoting yourself to a better society,
Speaker 1: exactly right. Thirteen twenty four, ten, get involved. We're talking
Speaker 1: about those little white lies that have got you to
Speaker 1: the next level the back of a little story. It's
Speaker 1: emerged from China, where look, they're just home growing some
Speaker 1: yabbies and calling the mosy lobsters really lobsters.
Speaker 2: Here's your yabby mor nae.
Speaker 1: Thanks, it's fine. It's equivalent of us buying a cake
Speaker 1: from bullies and calling it our.
Speaker 2: Own bake that at home? Fine, yeah it give. It's
Speaker 2: called thirteen twenty four, your little white lies that have
Speaker 2: got you somewhere Olivia from greenw What was yours?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 2: How are you great? Thank you? You're up and about
Speaker 2: for a friday, Olivia.
Speaker 3: We love that gratia. Use you heard with Silverchair before,
Speaker 3: didn't you know?
Speaker 4: Yes, I do love that song.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, what was your a little white lie?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I told my job that I currently work at that
Speaker 6: I had bark an experience when I just used to
Speaker 6: make cock cows the girls night.
Speaker 3: Works.
Speaker 1: That absolutely works. You've just got to sell it. You
Speaker 1: got to sell the sizzle, ya, don't you Exactly? Good
Speaker 1: text coming through as well, I know for double nine,
Speaker 1: No my nine, this one from Days and Only Good
Speaker 1: morning to you, no doubt a Silver Chair fan as well.
Speaker 1: She said I bought a potato salad to take my
Speaker 1: boyfriend's parents' house, and I said I made it, ended
Speaker 1: up being off and food poisoned everyone.
Speaker 2: Oh, well done.
Speaker 1: That's when you tell the truth and tell everyone that
Speaker 1: you got it from a store.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, no, I understand the line, mate, Yeah, thank
Speaker 2: you for me.
Speaker 1: So what happens with that is you just got to
Speaker 1: lie to take yourself to the next level. For example,
Speaker 1: when I got this job, I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know how to panel. Oh good, Oh, here's a cheering.
Speaker 3: What's going on here?
Speaker 1: Cold Play coming up next? All right, it's on Jodie
Speaker 1: and Hazy. Stick around. If you have entered the drawer
Speaker 1: over the past week. Oh jeez, I tell you what
Speaker 1: some really good stuff. Before we get to that, though,
Speaker 1: let's take one more call and whatever you lied about?
Speaker 2: Okay, Cheryl from Elizabeth down? What was the lie? Hi?
Speaker 6: Because my husband he stounded off as ten pals many
Speaker 6: years ago and he told me he was six foot
Speaker 6: two and here's Jamaican. So I'm gonna give us a
Speaker 6: nice tall Jamaican guy anyway. Anyway, so eventually we met
Speaker 6: up with him in London. He was shorter than me
Speaker 6: and I'm five seven. Oh was he Jamaican though, here's Jamaican, right,
Speaker 6: it's Jamaican. Oh well, but yeah, he thought when he
Speaker 6: was six foot two, so I was expect I was
Speaker 6: looking up for him.
Speaker 2: I was looking up above.
Speaker 3: By for him five or six inches off?
Speaker 4: That's all right?
Speaker 2: What's I mean? If you've ever lied about five or
Speaker 2: six inches?
Speaker 1: Is nothing wrong with you know, incorrect height or length
Speaker 1: or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Hey, Joe, Sam, quick question with that notice?
Speaker 2: Do you fake ten only for specially Patians?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Whole it's a whole process, and quite frankly, I find
Speaker 2: it very strange to walk into a place where you
Speaker 2: don't know the person and within forty five seconds youre
Speaker 2: naked in front of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you do it yourself?
Speaker 2: Though? No, I wouldn't trust myself. Why not should I
Speaker 2: should get producers o his mum BINDI to do it
Speaker 2: because she faked hands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's great.
Speaker 1: That's interesting to know. Look his lies light up, so
Speaker 1: it's got distracted. I'm not a fake tan. What do
Speaker 1: you mean these beautiful Mediterranean roots just shining through?
Speaker 2: Are you sure you've never faked it?
Speaker 3: Andrew Fantasia Hayes.
Speaker 1: Fantastic. Joining is very very soon now. I don't faked
Speaker 1: tand my wife does on the old occasion. What about this?
Speaker 1: Though a mum influenced her by the name of Kyle and.
Speaker 2: Suttner, who's story already?
Speaker 1: Don't you rip into the Kylons of the world. She
Speaker 1: had a clip which could quickly gain traction with nearly
Speaker 1: fifty four thousand and million views. In the clip, she's
Speaker 1: looking tanned in a pink tracksuit while she holds up
Speaker 1: her equally as tanned baby.
Speaker 3: I love this as well. The baby's name Swede.
Speaker 2: That's not a real name. You've just made that up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true, Swayed Swede Sutner.
Speaker 2: Swede Sutner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some triplex movie rated vibes about that name.
Speaker 2: You know, you know when the top like ten Bogan
Speaker 2: baby names come out, it's gonna be number one.
Speaker 1: Swa, it's getting out at least absolute gig there, the textile,
Speaker 1: the clip breads when everyone is telling you to stop
Speaker 1: self tanning my baby. But the loving tan employees have
Speaker 1: families to feed a one year old. Holding up your
Speaker 1: one year old tanned? How does that sit with you?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 3: Well, how old's harper half astrae, gosh, she needs a tan?
Speaker 2: That is like that is ludicrous and outrageous.
Speaker 3: To me that it seems ridiculous. Is it safe as well?
Speaker 2: The stuff that's toxic stuff? And also like little baby
Speaker 2: skin is so pure and delicious, why would you want
Speaker 2: to taint it? I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Maybe it could be a really healthy golden hash brown type.
Speaker 3: Look that's what we're going for.
Speaker 2: No, well, most fake tans come out looking like tendery chicken.
Speaker 3: It'd probably do a little bit.
Speaker 2: No, that's outrageous.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure about.
Speaker 1: What if your kids have got this beautiful Scottish skin
Speaker 1: from their mother and they're so white that you can
Speaker 1: see through them and you can see the blood pumping
Speaker 1: through their veins.
Speaker 2: So you've thought about fake handing your children.
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about it, but given my children are
Speaker 1: almost gecko like, maybe you get understand where she's coming from.
Speaker 2: This is ludicrous, that's outrageous.
Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with living three kids, isn't.
Speaker 2: Na and I don't agree with any of this. And
Speaker 2: you know I have to take off just after nine
Speaker 2: this morning because Harper and I are going to go
Speaker 2: and get a pedicure together.
Speaker 3: Oh good, See that's a bit different.
Speaker 2: She likes to lack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course she does. You get involved in this
Speaker 1: as well. I for double nine. No, on nine's a
Speaker 1: text line. I mean, when of you sort of half
Speaker 1: live three kids? Is anything wrong with it at all?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 1: Henry's in training, He's fine. He's got a little tattoo
Speaker 1: inside of his arm Reads twenty thirty eight.
Speaker 2: Has he got a little ear piercing as well?
Speaker 1: No, just the tattoo too. Zero three eight. That's the
Speaker 1: year he's going to get drafted.
Speaker 2: If it's time for a winter treat. But jump on morning.
Speaker 2: It's the place to go for quick ossie getaways.
Speaker 3: To me, it's just getting in the car and just
Speaker 3: going for a cruise and.
Speaker 2: Exploring for accommodation, flights and more. Book on the what
Speaker 2: if app What.
Speaker 3: If It's Ozzie for travel a little?
Speaker 2: You tell me you've got a time machine.
Speaker 3: On this daisy? Yeah, yeah, what's up? Is it Friday?
Speaker 1: You like to come in really hot on a Friday
Speaker 1: and just absolutely shove some knowledge down your throat for
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 3: Get it in there, down your froight, down your.
Speaker 1: Throat, not a thh Oh my god, I'm speaking like
Speaker 1: a three year old.
Speaker 3: Nineteenth of May.
Speaker 1: Let's startineteen ninety two, Sam Smith was born in London, England.
Speaker 3: Today is their thirty first birthday.
Speaker 1: Samah Smith another one of those humans who has achieved
Speaker 1: so much at such an early age. Adele was the
Speaker 1: other one, thirty fifth birthday. I'm like, wow, it's actually
Speaker 1: been around for four decades.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know. Sam Smith in concert at darren Berg
Speaker 2: was just one of the most monumental nights of all
Speaker 2: time for influences.
Speaker 7: Wasn't.
Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty two Marilyn Monroe saying Happy Birthday to present
Speaker 1: John F.
Speaker 3: Kennedy at Madison Square Garden. Happy birth, happyg Birthday. Missed
Speaker 3: pay and John F. Kennedy was here. He was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: there's bad pants. That's a that's a crease.
Speaker 1: Put it away, John, two thousand and one of the
Speaker 1: first Apple store opened in the US.
Speaker 3: You're like, Oh, you don't wonderfe you guys gonna make it
Speaker 3: or not?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do they make a profits?
Speaker 3: I think they go? Okay, okay, good?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's your favorite type of apple?
Speaker 2: By the way, I like my Apple Watch, except I
Speaker 2: hate it when it tells me that you haven't been
Speaker 2: active enough and you need to move more.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shames you constantly, doesn't know. Yeah, only one way
Speaker 1: to fix that, get rid of the watch. Twenty eighteen,
Speaker 1: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle married. It's the George's Chaplin
Speaker 1: Windsor Castle.
Speaker 8: Pour out your blessings upon Harriet and Megan, that they
Speaker 8: may be joined in mutual love and companionship, in homeliness
Speaker 8: and commitment to each other.
Speaker 1: Oh what an absolutely beautiful, non controversial couple they are.
Speaker 2: Oh, it seems to be panning out quite well for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: N one song on May nineteen in two thousand and
Speaker 1: four was burned by Usher. Oh yeah, yes, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure which album this is off but a bloke in
Speaker 1: terms of the confessions thing that he did. Yeah, making
Speaker 1: so much money from having such a horrible affair.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go, have an affair with.
Speaker 3: What No, you had Wirz and they didn't have any
Speaker 3: feel as well. That's called saying.
Speaker 2: Married very much not the definition of having an event
Speaker 2: by having sex with your wife. That's just what you
Speaker 2: do unless you live in the audio household Love.
Speaker 1: Fantagan.
Speaker 3: Please welcome to Jody and Hazy. Yes thereious, good morning
Speaker 3: to you rite something.
Speaker 2: Good morning. Brought us in some coffees and pastries as
Speaker 2: per usual, I've.
Speaker 3: Got a great morning. We really nice, right, is so
Speaker 3: efficient with his time?
Speaker 2: You have actually been in for a little while. Morning nice,
Speaker 2: It's nice. Really breaks things up. We get bored of
Speaker 2: each other, so n have someone.
Speaker 1: Else to and just really really prepping hard.
Speaker 3: We have been behind the scenes talking all the.
Speaker 2: Mechanics exactly right. Do you want to talk footy?
Speaker 3: Yes? Please? Arata?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 3: How's that cord good coming along?
Speaker 4: Really nice?
Speaker 5: I'm going to go and train with the make both
Speaker 5: boys this morning. I was gonna say this afternoon this
Speaker 5: morning and hopefully yeah, available in the next week.
Speaker 3: Or two.
Speaker 1: Okay, so if you if there was a game this weekend,
Speaker 1: there's no sample game available because of the State game,
Speaker 1: and saying that if I was Twiggy Rawlings, steak coads
Speaker 1: just whackeratsa in there the forward line, would you be
Speaker 1: available this weekend?
Speaker 4: Potentially? Yeah.
Speaker 5: I did do some really good training. I think probably
Speaker 5: more likely than I would have miss and been one
Speaker 5: hundred percent ready for next week, just because Ken and
Speaker 5: then high performance staff wanted to give me one more
Speaker 5: week just to make sure I'm sort of bulletproof going
Speaker 5: into any sort of game. So yeah, next week, we of.
Speaker 2: Course had the great calf off in here when we
Speaker 2: took photos of everyone's calves and we said, who bore
Speaker 2: a better kind of thing? You've got very defined calves,
Speaker 2: but they're smallish. What about your quads? How do they
Speaker 2: compare to the cords? Are they defined?
Speaker 5: Also, we're doing it quite off because they're also smallish
Speaker 5: and not very divined.
Speaker 3: So i'allly in trouble. I might have to fake damn
Speaker 3: your quad though?
Speaker 1: Is how much of a difference has it made going
Speaker 1: seeing the specialists in camera?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Huge, I just feel like I'm running And sorry to
Speaker 5: bor everyone with a footy talk, but far more efficient
Speaker 5: like covering the ground and things like that, running a
Speaker 5: lot smoother and using more muscles which actually helped me run.
Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm coming along nicely.
Speaker 2: Big game tonight, No Charlie chances.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I still think we're a great chance. And everyone's
Speaker 5: sort of talking about the rock battle and things like that,
Speaker 5: but I think our midfield is the thing that's been
Speaker 5: absolutely dominating at the moment with Buttsy in Rose and
Speaker 5: Druy and Boky and you know everyone, Jason and everyone's
Speaker 5: just doing their bits. So I feel like it's going
Speaker 5: to be bad than the midfield to ever wins. That
Speaker 5: will probably go a long way to winning the game.
Speaker 1: So I mean, is it clearly a case as well?
Speaker 1: Everyone talks about the tracker, all of us stopping these guys.
Speaker 1: It's port Adelaide at a level now where you purely
Speaker 1: just fight fire with fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I definitely. I think we've been pretty good in
Speaker 5: that area for a while, you know. And they might
Speaker 5: be a little bit smaller than those guys in terms
Speaker 5: of like physical size. For Truck is a big boy,
Speaker 5: and but he's a bit smaller, but he doesn't play
Speaker 5: like that. So when you watch him play, he's you know,
Speaker 5: he's putting his head in the hole and he's crashing in.
Speaker 5: He's gone back on the flight and you know he's
Speaker 5: taking marks running back and everyone.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: Kenn even said that he doesn't like watching him play. Yeah, right,
Speaker 5: because he just he can.
Speaker 3: Scare you a bit.
Speaker 5: You don't want him to get hurt, but he you know,
Speaker 5: he's not afraid of anything. So it's a really good game.
Speaker 2: Do you go along tonight?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a terrible watcher of footy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've admitted that in the past that you're not
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 5: I'm probably not as bad as Charlie Dixon though, So
Speaker 5: now that he's not playing, he's going to be sitting next.
Speaker 4: Hour screaming off.
Speaker 2: He can be a bit of an angry unit Charlie,
Speaker 2: can't he Charlie the.
Speaker 1: Little operator who are a bit of a suspicious call
Speaker 1: from the umpire.
Speaker 3: Charlie.
Speaker 2: Before we let you go, we have the Battle of
Speaker 2: the Bankers this morning. Two songs. I would like you
Speaker 2: to make a selection out of these two. Please. This
Speaker 2: is mine and it could be.
Speaker 3: Let me just mix it up again. It's always competing
Speaker 3: in each other. All okay, but someone's got to win,
Speaker 3: and why not be made? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: In no particular order. You got this song.
Speaker 1: Jumping it's not hers yet, you got this song it's
Speaker 1: it's okay as well?
Speaker 2: Is your favorite child right now for it?
Speaker 5: And I have no favorite children. I think the first
Speaker 5: one you didn't give it enough, hazy, you jumping up
Speaker 5: and down, situated to.
Speaker 3: Keep it mutual.
Speaker 2: It was a real like of effort from you, this
Speaker 2: just on this occasion.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, don't listen to a rite. I've always
Speaker 1: said that.
Speaker 2: What do we always say to you, hazy? Be better?
Speaker 2: Be better?
Speaker 3: This feels like an offair chat with thanks so much
Speaker 3: for stopping you.
Speaker 5: Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: Speaking story tells us.
Speaker 2: Well. The eyewatering cost of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth
Speaker 2: has been revealed eight months after her death. So the
Speaker 2: British Treasury has said that in total, the funeral unrelated
Speaker 2: events what globally set the UK taxpayer back one hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty two million pounds or a little more than
Speaker 2: three hundred million Australian dollars.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: What was that sound?
Speaker 3: That was? That was me?
Speaker 1: On behalf of the UK taxpayers. Come on, can you
Speaker 1: imagine if something like that happened here? Not being disrespectful
Speaker 1: to the queen, of course it needs to be celebrated,
Speaker 1: but like if there was a queen in Adelaide, for example,
Speaker 1: can we just go to the Central District Footy Club,
Speaker 1: get if you party, piss some sausage rolls, put a
Speaker 1: bit of a couple of little drink specials on, will
Speaker 1: celebrate coordinates and the love your suburb of Elizabeth.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a Queen of Adelaide. Her name is Teresa Palmer.
Speaker 2: The morning events were spread over ten days, included a
Speaker 2: state funeral held on the nineteenth of September, but also
Speaker 2: the late queen lying in state in both London and Edinburgh.
Speaker 2: But I mean, you can't do it in any other
Speaker 2: way with a queen, can you. It's not like you
Speaker 2: can just go to the Enfield Cemetery and burier there
Speaker 2: amongst a small group of friends and family.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how many spaces are left there unless
Speaker 1: she wants to be buried on top of someone else's.
Speaker 2: How crowded endfields.
Speaker 1: That's a conversation with the crematorium three out a million plus.
Speaker 3: That just that's mind.
Speaker 2: Boggles staggering, isn't it. Jimmy Barnes's wife has revealed her
Speaker 2: husband nearly came to blows with the trucky the other night,
Speaker 2: claiming the mail driver threatened to fight the Australian rock
Speaker 2: singer roadside. So Jane Barnes took to social media to
Speaker 2: reveal her horror encounter with a truck driver. She alleges
Speaker 2: he cut them off while they were driving and swiped
Speaker 2: their side mirror. So the couple, who live in New
Speaker 2: South wales Southern Highlands, were driving in their luxury white
Speaker 2: Sedan when the incident occurred.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Jane shared a close up photo of the driver coming
Speaker 2: face to face with Jimmy. She also named him and
Speaker 2: the company he works for on her Twitter. Wow, it's
Speaker 2: a good way to get back.
Speaker 3: That's good, yeah, because.
Speaker 1: I get sometimes frustrated when people have incidents with people
Speaker 1: who are absolute reptiles and they blur out their names.
Speaker 3: Yeah, name them, just expose them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, I did have that encounter with that that
Speaker 2: roadside worker who told me to grow a brain because
Speaker 2: I was riding my bike on a road that was
Speaker 2: cut off to traffy, but I didn't name him or
Speaker 2: shame the company.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we are you.
Speaker 2: Saying be braver, big boulder. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you can rise above it. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: what I'm saying anymore. What I do know is he
Speaker 1: gives us an excuse to play this.
Speaker 3: So cigarette you.
Speaker 2: Were saying, you're trying to allege earlier that you're not
Speaker 2: a true Jimmy Barnes slash Colt is a plan unless
Speaker 2: you can sing the first line of that song.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So everyone at the start of Casey and goes
Speaker 3: I left my heart to so sing along. It's like
Speaker 3: ramp or something, is it? I think it's ramp.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means. But no one knows
Speaker 1: those lyrics, and they're like, I love Jezil, three legged
Speaker 1: goat all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gee one and a three legged goat.
Speaker 1: Yes, talk about some footy and everything else, our very
Speaker 1: very good friends.
Speaker 2: His weekend footy tips.
Speaker 3: Right, it's Jeril, Good morning, beautiful man.
Speaker 2: Jody.
Speaker 7: A bit disappointed, actually, because I thought you might be
Speaker 7: able to track down some highlights or some common tree
Speaker 7: from my playing.
Speaker 4: Dose for that opener.
Speaker 2: Yeah five, that's got to be something round thinking about that,
Speaker 2: But I mean I searched far and wide and couldn't
Speaker 2: find any Fitzy, So that's on you.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to send you my ring tone?
Speaker 7: I've got Dennis Comedti saying out bustling Jakovic versus West
Speaker 7: Coast round two and two thousand.
Speaker 4: I could track that down for you.
Speaker 2: If you can send that to me, that would be great,
Speaker 2: because we were exhausted from trying to find some audio
Speaker 2: from your play career.
Speaker 4: Very hard to find. No thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1: Guys, Hey, let's talk about some footy, nice and quickly. Fitzy,
Speaker 1: Let's start with your passion piece and that as the
Speaker 1: Crows ballarats. I mean, I don't want to offend anyone
Speaker 1: from Balerat, but it is hell on Earth taking on
Speaker 1: the Bulldogs. How do you see this one playing out?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 7: Last night, my son's got compulsory Saturday sport and I
Speaker 7: said to him last he's been down a little bit
Speaker 7: at home during the week, so Jade's I pulled him
Speaker 7: aside last night and I said, you know what I'm
Speaker 7: getting you out of Sport on Saturday.
Speaker 4: We're flying down to Melbourne. I'm driving to Ballarate. Hey,
Speaker 4: we're going down to Ballarat.
Speaker 7: Now he's a little bit shattered that text is out hazy,
Speaker 7: so really shattered about that. So look, I still think
Speaker 7: that we can get over the line against the Bulldogs.
Speaker 7: This is a huge game for the Crows. They're playing
Speaker 7: such good footy but not having texts. They're not having
Speaker 7: Riley Philthorpe's going to be really tough for the Crows.
Speaker 7: But I honestly believe that we can still get over
Speaker 7: the line here.
Speaker 4: So I'm tipping the Crows this week.
Speaker 2: See this is the gender pay gap between you and me, Fitzi,
Speaker 2: because I floated the idea with my eleven year old
Speaker 2: of going to Melbourne to watch the Thunderbirds. And I
Speaker 2: looked at flights and went, oh it's too expensive.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know you're flying ere Asia, but we'll get
Speaker 7: there somehow. Now you've got to do it. Now, I'm
Speaker 7: really looking forward to it, and you know, Paul Adelaide.
Speaker 7: I think Paul Adelaide's going to have a win this
Speaker 7: week and again against Melbourne as well.
Speaker 4: That is going to be a belt a game. Do
Speaker 4: you reckon?
Speaker 7: Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: They're get over the these that would be huge, No,
Speaker 3: Charlie Dixon.
Speaker 7: Well, it's Adelaide Oval is the big one for me, hazy.
Speaker 7: And that's the thing. They've got a lot of they've
Speaker 7: got of injuries at the moment, but they're scrapping for wins.
Speaker 7: And that's what I love about Port Adelaide at the moment.
Speaker 7: And I don't say that very often that I like
Speaker 7: the way that Port Adelaide and Colin would are playing.
Speaker 4: There's something wrong with me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, clip that up, let's play that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We had a Razio Foanntasia in here a little earlier
Speaker 2: this morning and he said, if they can win it
Speaker 2: in the midfield, they win. Yeah, is any beautiful for me?
Speaker 4: How's he? How's his body going? Jodie? I know you
Speaker 4: weren't looking at.
Speaker 2: It, but did you did you hear that chat? Because
Speaker 2: I did ask to have a look at his quad.
Speaker 2: Like we've we've checked out his cars, I just want
Speaker 2: to see if his quad was as good.
Speaker 7: So you don't usually get guests in and ask them
Speaker 7: if I can have a look at your cord, do you,
Speaker 7: because that puts me a bit creepy.
Speaker 1: And I was like, which, what are you looking at him?
Speaker 1: I left right my middle quad. What's happening here? Trying
Speaker 1: to wear something out of You.
Speaker 4: Didn't know you had three quads?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you were talking about white lies on the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have been talking about it.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you one?
Speaker 7: Does anyone remember Clark the Jeweler that was in Rundel
Speaker 7: Arcade in the city. It was there for thirty John
Speaker 7: was there for thirty odd years. So I got a
Speaker 7: job there. So I went to Pride's Business College when
Speaker 7: I was younger to become a travel agent, did a
Speaker 7: travel agency course and at the at the end of
Speaker 7: it they usually get jobs for everyone, and they rang
Speaker 7: me and said we've got a job for you.
Speaker 4: And awesome.
Speaker 7: They said, we know for you from down the south
Speaker 7: and we know that you're struggling for money, so we
Speaker 7: got a job for you. And I said, oh great,
Speaker 7: what travel agency? And they went selling jury at Clark
Speaker 7: the Jeweler. So I went and worked there, and I'm
Speaker 7: not joking. I was there for six months and they
Speaker 7: didn't tell me what this button under the shelf was for.
Speaker 7: Oh no, So Jodie. One day I was so bored
Speaker 7: I started pushing this button and then I'm not joking.
Speaker 7: Ten minutes later, a heap of cops rocked up.
Speaker 4: Are you guys right? Everybody down? They thought it was
Speaker 4: a robbery.
Speaker 7: And I remember I had Kathy and Marion, these two
Speaker 7: older ladies who worked there in the store, who weren't
Speaker 7: big fans of me anyway, and they were in my
Speaker 7: face yelling at me, going, it wouldn't have been anyone else,
Speaker 7: it was you, you do And I looked it in
Speaker 7: the eye and I went.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't touch anything.
Speaker 1: Old slippery fingers Fitzgerald.
Speaker 2: I love that Kathy and Marion now are sitting back
Speaker 2: with all your success. You're one of the biggest media
Speaker 2: stars in this country, and Katherin Marrion just going to
Speaker 2: their friends. That guy's an idiot.
Speaker 3: Get there. How's that for a path?
Speaker 7: Unfortunately, it costs John Iran about six hundred dollars to
Speaker 7: get the cops called out as well. But I denied, deny, deny,
Speaker 7: and today I reveal to everyone it was me.
Speaker 4: Suckers.
Speaker 2: Oh, Fitzy, have the best time in Balerrat. Who are
Speaker 2: you taking?
Speaker 7: Lennie or Huey n Lenny's been a bit loose lately,
Speaker 7: so I'll take you and we'll have a great time.
Speaker 4: But thanks for having me on.
Speaker 3: Guys, Thanks Fitzy.
Speaker 1: I was just going to say as well that if
Speaker 1: nothing else and they do lose, you can say, hey,
Speaker 1: look mate, this is what it could be like. Just
Speaker 1: know that where you're at right now, you've actually got
Speaker 1: it pretty good. Doesn't rain from underneath the ground somehow
Speaker 1: in Sydney.
Speaker 4: Does it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me on time.
Speaker 2: Each and every week. We have an addition of my diary.
Speaker 2: You like to find my diary just sitting around and
Speaker 2: have a little reader version, just find out what's going
Speaker 2: through my head.
Speaker 3: Yes, looking forward to this.
Speaker 1: It's a real opportunity for you just to absolutely slam
Speaker 1: your colleagues. You call it therapeutic. That's fine, as long
Speaker 1: as you're feeling good about timm fit.
Speaker 2: No, I slam myself as well. Have a listen to
Speaker 2: this all right.
Speaker 3: We'll leave you with this.
Speaker 1: Jokov returns on Monday as well, of course, so does
Speaker 1: Tom Wren, and we have a massive, massive announcement after that.
Speaker 2: You're always massive announcements in radio, aren't they enjoy this?
Speaker 3: Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Judy's Diary, Dear Diary, Oh, we like to laugh on
Speaker 2: the Joni and Hazy Show. Unfortunately, news reader Abby didn't
Speaker 2: get that what'sapp message?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 2: How many telemarketers does it take to change.
Speaker 3: A light bulb?
Speaker 2: To telemarketers?
Speaker 3: Only one?
Speaker 2: But he has to do it while you're eating dinner.
Speaker 2: One guy who did get the be Funny group WhatsApp
Speaker 2: was Hazy's boyfriend Tom Wren.
Speaker 3: Why did the blonde take bread to the bathroom? Why
Speaker 3: to feed the toilet dark?
Speaker 2: That's my good friend. Andrew learned a lot about the
Speaker 2: female reproductive system this week. I suffer a little bit
Speaker 2: of anxiety sometimes, and so when I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: getting really anxious, I'll clench your release.
Speaker 3: What's happening here?
Speaker 2: What are you? Oh? My god? You guys are feel.
Speaker 3: Careful when you're released too?
Speaker 2: Hey, want to listen? What is wrong with you? People?
Speaker 2: It's my shoulders and my arms. Now, if you dropped
Speaker 2: the g in keegel, you get keel. So what happens
Speaker 2: when you drop the g in stingos? We go sos
Speaker 2: like it's like stingos a banana pearance.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well, just a natural one.
Speaker 3: Did you just say stingos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's stingoes, as in the sting goes.
Speaker 3: Stingosos.
Speaker 1: Who's your favorite Port Adelaide football who used to play
Speaker 1: for them?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Chad Wingard.
Speaker 2: And speaking of dropping crucial letters, it's not goldilocks.
Speaker 3: It is clocks. That's clocks with a C with an
Speaker 3: L after very.
Speaker 2: Important stuff that never in the whole entire universe has
Speaker 2: there been a more crucial L in Ceary. I know
Speaker 2: it took until midweek, but once again, Hazy offered to
Speaker 2: get his shirt off.
Speaker 1: If it's anything else but an afternoon time slot, yep,
Speaker 1: I'll go down and get us around of coffees in Mandy's.
Speaker 3: Oh so you were every single week.
Speaker 2: A lot of girls, and now we're all praying for
Speaker 2: an evening AFL Grand Final. But based on what happened next,
Speaker 2: those boxes won't be extra large. Have you got club thumbs?
Speaker 3: No? No, not my thumbs.
Speaker 2: So if I can't purb on Hazy, it'll just have
Speaker 2: to be hot Malley.
Speaker 3: You feel you're there.
Speaker 2: I know, I know. When I say my gym's pervy,
Speaker 2: it's because I'm pervy.
Speaker 1: I'm the premiere to go to this gym, but I
Speaker 1: just feel I feel like it's a bit pervy as well.
Speaker 2: Sparks flew quite literally on the show this week when
Speaker 2: we asked about the weird places you picked up your partner,
Speaker 2: Me and my.
Speaker 6: Partner met illegal burnout, yeah.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 6: Facebook.
Speaker 2: Seeing nothing screams romance like you know, its just a
Speaker 2: smell of tires burning.
Speaker 1: Sparks are flying literally the smell of love and burning
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden romance just blossoms.
Speaker 2: Speaking of cars, the Sussexes were involved in a car
Speaker 2: chase and Hazy had all the expert analysis.
Speaker 1: This is also question marks on just how valid comments
Speaker 1: are from Megan's mum, Doria the Explorer.
Speaker 2: So to all the club thummers, no, not my thumb's
Speaker 2: the worst joke tellers, And to Doria the Explorer.
Speaker 3: Doria the Explorer, have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Love Jody at