WEBVTT - Where Are Their Buttholes?! 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:03.840 This podcast promises to deliver our content that's going to 0:00:03.920 --> 0:00:06.280 make you go, oh yeah, okay, that's great. 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:08.559 Okay, hopefully laugh a little heartier than that. 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:14.400 Nah, big wholesome laughs. That's what we're all about. Just 0:00:14.400 --> 0:00:15.200 we had some fun today. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:17.360 Yeah. We spoke about white lies on the back of 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:20.760 China trying to pass off Yabbi's Australian lobster. What are 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:23.520 those little things that you say that sort of have 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:24.959 got new places, you know. 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:27.120 You know when you're like, oh, I swear it's quail 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:28.600 eat up, but it's actually pigeon. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:29.600 Yeah, do you know what I mean? 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:29.960 Yeah? 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:32.040 Yeah, a little white lives take them the next time, really. 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:34.160 Sure of the difference, but that's okay. We spoke about 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.199 a woman who faked tans her baby. I mean, is 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:38.239 this not one of the most ludicrous things that you've 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:38.760 ever heard? 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:41.400 Key additional point of that, the baby's name is Swayed, 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.040 So you can guess what chance does Swede have? 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:47.559 Yeah, it was strong chances would be the number one 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:48.160 Bogan name. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.480 We spoke to Ratzia Fantasia. What an absolute little gemstone 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:54.760 he is. He's on the comeback trail from quite injury. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:58.600 And Ryan Fitzgerald once again delivered an absolute classic story 0:00:58.600 --> 0:00:59.720 of his youth back in Adelaide. 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:02.160 Yeah, we love those stories. Hey, enjoy the podcast. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.080 I read this little story that floated across my desk 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.080 because you know me. I love myself a little bit 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:10.080 of Australian lobster, don't you. I've never had Australian lobster, 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.720 but what I have had is yabbies. Delicious. Grew up 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:15.759 courting yabbies as well on the farm, did you. Yeah, 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:17.640 bit of meat on a stick but a fishing line, 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:18.160 throw it in there. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:18.680 They love it. 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.600 Geez, regular Steve. 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:23.560 I things they're doing things a little bit different over 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:27.440 in China. China's ramped up productions to produce Australian grown 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:31.480 lobster in Chinese fish ponds to minimize foreign export. What 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:34.640 they are doing is they're taking their yabbies, they're growing 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:37.880 them homegrown, and they're calling them Australian lobsters. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:39.759 Come on, guys, Come on, guys. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.240 And everyone's absolutely up in arms about it, like that's 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:44.240 not right, that is inconsistent, that's. 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:45.840 Lying, that's the good Aussie way. 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:50.160 Yes, how about us, the nerve of us getting upset 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:53.320 for the Chinese doing something that we do every single 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:54.400 day with everything. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.240 Yeah, it's like China's still ripping off our lobster. Oh, 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.720 hang on a minute. This country was built on lies. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.880 One lies, uh, and bless us for it. Everything we do, 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:05.160 the day to day things. For example, what j have 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:08.080 for breakfast? Oh, eggs florentine. You sure, pretty sure was 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:11.519 bored eggs with mayonnaise. Yeah, you call it what you want? 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:12.760 Yeah, you do you booth? 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:15.079 You know, job resumes some of the things that you've 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:18.239 lied about absolutely outrageous. So I got my first job 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:21.160 at Globe Lise and I used my best mate as 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:25.280 a reference, and he told them that I'd manage general 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:26.840 pants up in Sydney. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:34.000 Closers. You came to managing general pants, walking in there 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:37.360 and saying do you have that in a size thirty two? Yeah? 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:39.079 I was like, hey, how ay can I help you 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:40.720 with anything? And they'd say, oh, yes, pase I go, 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.640 Oh geez, I gotta go. I'm needed out the back. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.760 A Woolish cake for example. How many times has someone 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.000 brought a Wool's cake and then go On hosted a 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:50.359 birthday party and said it's is mine. 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.200 Yeah I made it, Yeah, I made it from scratch. 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:53.000 You didn't you. 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:54.799 Oh no, all you did is you took that cake 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:56.760 and you whacked a couple of sparklers in there and went, 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:57.640 Bob's your uncle. 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:01.359 Yeah, Little white lies walking along as it's a beautiful dog, 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:03.840 is it? Is it a Pomeranian? And you're like, yeah, 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:06.480 absolutely it is. No, it's it's just a blue heeler. 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:09.880 It's not that good. Is it a French bulldog? No, 0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:12.360 it's just a genuine little piece of crap. I'm just 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.200 pulling along a little piece of crap. You know how 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:15.320 I feel about French boolldocks. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:18.280 Yes, I know. Where are their bottles? Yeah, I'm to 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:19.880 say buttholes then, and I said bottles? 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:21.080 Where are their bottles? 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:25.280 The one I like is every parent on a Saturday 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.799 morning who's rocked up? And the shorter coach. So they're like, 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.360 can anyone coach? And You're like, yeah, I can. Have 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:32.320 you ever played netball? 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.200 Not a damn my life, But I almost played for 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:38.560 the Tea Birds at times when back in the nineties. Yeah, 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.400 bad name all that kind of stuff, but yeah, I 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:41.080 name of stuff. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:42.880 Yeah, that's what we do. The little white lies. What 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:43.280 have you got? 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:46.840 Thirteen twenty four ten yeah, probably just to promote yourself 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:48.200 a little bit, but it takes you to the next 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.400 level because we're all about faking it until we make it. 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.840 Absolutely so, don't you dare get angry at the Chinese 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:55.520 for doing what they probably learned off us. 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.080 This is like reverse chineseism. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:01.240 It gives your best little example of white lying. And 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:02.920 I don't even like to court lying. I just like 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:06.640 to court really really promoting yourself to a better society, 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:10.120 exactly right. Thirteen twenty four, ten, get involved. We're talking 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.600 about those little white lies that have got you to 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:14.920 the next level the back of a little story. It's 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:18.640 emerged from China, where look, they're just home growing some 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.320 yabbies and calling the mosy lobsters really lobsters. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:22.520 Here's your yabby mor nae. 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.160 Thanks, it's fine. It's equivalent of us buying a cake 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:26.680 from bullies and calling it our. 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:29.480 Own bake that at home? Fine, yeah it give. It's 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:31.880 called thirteen twenty four, your little white lies that have 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.760 got you somewhere Olivia from greenw What was yours? 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:36.040 Hey? 0:04:36.200 --> 0:04:38.599 How are you great? Thank you? You're up and about 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:39.599 for a friday, Olivia. 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.920 We love that gratia. Use you heard with Silverchair before, 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:42.320 didn't you know? 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:44.920 Yes, I do love that song. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:51.120 Yes, okay, what was your a little white lie? 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:52.200 Yeah? 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.520 I told my job that I currently work at that 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:57.280 I had bark an experience when I just used to 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:58.720 make cock cows the girls night. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:04.200 Works. 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.720 That absolutely works. You've just got to sell it. You 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.760 got to sell the sizzle, ya, don't you Exactly? Good 0:05:09.760 --> 0:05:11.760 text coming through as well, I know for double nine, 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.040 No my nine, this one from Days and Only Good 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:15.920 morning to you, no doubt a Silver Chair fan as well. 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:17.880 She said I bought a potato salad to take my 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.520 boyfriend's parents' house, and I said I made it, ended 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:22.760 up being off and food poisoned everyone. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:23.800 Oh, well done. 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.600 That's when you tell the truth and tell everyone that 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:27.960 you got it from a store. 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:31.520 Yeah. Yeah, no, I understand the line, mate, Yeah, thank 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:31.880 you for me. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:35.840 So what happens with that is you just got to 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:37.520 lie to take yourself to the next level. For example, 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:39.120 when I got this job, I was like, yeah, I 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.600 know how to panel. Oh good, Oh, here's a cheering. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:44.720 What's going on here? 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.719 Cold Play coming up next? All right, it's on Jodie 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:50.479 and Hazy. Stick around. If you have entered the drawer 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.840 over the past week. Oh jeez, I tell you what 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.240 some really good stuff. Before we get to that, though, 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.560 let's take one more call and whatever you lied about? 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:02.279 Okay, Cheryl from Elizabeth down? What was the lie? Hi? 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:06.719 Because my husband he stounded off as ten pals many 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:09.200 years ago and he told me he was six foot 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:13.000 two and here's Jamaican. So I'm gonna give us a 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:19.120 nice tall Jamaican guy anyway. Anyway, so eventually we met 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:22.000 up with him in London. He was shorter than me 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:30.440 and I'm five seven. Oh was he Jamaican though, here's Jamaican, right, 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:35.960 it's Jamaican. Oh well, but yeah, he thought when he 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:38.240 was six foot two, so I was expect I was 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.120 looking up for him. 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.279 I was looking up above. 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:44.560 By for him five or six inches off? 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:45.200 That's all right? 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:49.600 What's I mean? If you've ever lied about five or 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:50.040 six inches? 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:53.520 Is nothing wrong with you know, incorrect height or length 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:54.560 or anything like that. 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:57.039 Hey, Joe, Sam, quick question with that notice? 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:00.520 Do you fake ten only for specially Patians? 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:01.040 Okay? 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:05.839 Whole it's a whole process, and quite frankly, I find 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.719 it very strange to walk into a place where you 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:12.400 don't know the person and within forty five seconds youre 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:13.280 naked in front of them. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:14.040 Yeah? 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:14.720 Do you do it yourself? 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:17.760 Though? No, I wouldn't trust myself. Why not should I 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:19.920 should get producers o his mum BINDI to do it 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:20.840 because she faked hands. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.720 Yeah, she's great. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:28.520 That's interesting to know. Look his lies light up, so 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.400 it's got distracted. I'm not a fake tan. What do 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.720 you mean these beautiful Mediterranean roots just shining through? 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:36.480 Are you sure you've never faked it? 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.560 Andrew Fantasia Hayes. 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.440 Fantastic. Joining is very very soon now. I don't faked 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:46.560 tand my wife does on the old occasion. What about this? 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:48.760 Though a mum influenced her by the name of Kyle and. 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:50.760 Suttner, who's story already? 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.640 Don't you rip into the Kylons of the world. She 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.120 had a clip which could quickly gain traction with nearly 0:07:57.600 --> 0:08:02.880 fifty four thousand and million views. In the clip, she's 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:06.080 looking tanned in a pink tracksuit while she holds up 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:08.320 her equally as tanned baby. 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:11.400 I love this as well. The baby's name Swede. 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:14.280 That's not a real name. You've just made that up. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.320 Yeah, it's true, Swayed Swede Sutner. 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:17.760 Swede Sutner. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:21.640 Yeah, there's some triplex movie rated vibes about that name. 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:24.360 You know, you know when the top like ten Bogan 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:26.960 baby names come out, it's gonna be number one. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:30.640 Swa, it's getting out at least absolute gig there, the textile, 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:32.440 the clip breads when everyone is telling you to stop 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:36.160 self tanning my baby. But the loving tan employees have 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:39.719 families to feed a one year old. Holding up your 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:43.120 one year old tanned? How does that sit with you? 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:43.280 Not? 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.760 Well, how old's harper half astrae, gosh, she needs a tan? 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:52.480 That is like that is ludicrous and outrageous. 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.839 To me that it seems ridiculous. Is it safe as well? 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:58.800 The stuff that's toxic stuff? And also like little baby 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.559 skin is so pure and delicious, why would you want 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:03.120 to taint it? I don't understand. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:07.600 Maybe it could be a really healthy golden hash brown type. 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:09.040 Look that's what we're going for. 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.120 No, well, most fake tans come out looking like tendery chicken. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:13.880 It'd probably do a little bit. 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:14.920 No, that's outrageous. 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:16.880 I'm not sure about. 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:19.720 What if your kids have got this beautiful Scottish skin 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.400 from their mother and they're so white that you can 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:24.720 see through them and you can see the blood pumping 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:25.520 through their veins. 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:27.679 So you've thought about fake handing your children. 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:30.680 I haven't thought about it, but given my children are 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:37.160 almost gecko like, maybe you get understand where she's coming from. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.360 This is ludicrous, that's outrageous. 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:41.160 Nothing wrong with living three kids, isn't. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.800 Na and I don't agree with any of this. And 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.679 you know I have to take off just after nine 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.080 this morning because Harper and I are going to go 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:50.960 and get a pedicure together. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:52.280 Oh good, See that's a bit different. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:53.080 She likes to lack. 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:55.439 Yeah, of course she does. You get involved in this 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.520 as well. I for double nine. No, on nine's a 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.080 text line. I mean, when of you sort of half 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.439 live three kids? Is anything wrong with it at all? 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:02.720 Come on? 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.559 Henry's in training, He's fine. He's got a little tattoo 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:09.640 inside of his arm Reads twenty thirty eight. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:11.679 Has he got a little ear piercing as well? 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:14.400 No, just the tattoo too. Zero three eight. That's the 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:15.640 year he's going to get drafted. 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.160 If it's time for a winter treat. But jump on morning. 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:21.520 It's the place to go for quick ossie getaways. 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:23.360 To me, it's just getting in the car and just 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:24.439 going for a cruise and. 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.120 Exploring for accommodation, flights and more. Book on the what 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:27.960 if app What. 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:30.920 If It's Ozzie for travel a little? 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:33.880 You tell me you've got a time machine. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:40.920 On this daisy? Yeah, yeah, what's up? Is it Friday? 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.480 You like to come in really hot on a Friday 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:47.240 and just absolutely shove some knowledge down your throat for 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:47.840 the weekend. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.680 Get it in there, down your froight, down your. 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:55.520 Throat, not a thh Oh my god, I'm speaking like 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:57.599 a three year old. 0:10:57.960 --> 0:10:58.840 Nineteenth of May. 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:02.280 Let's startineteen ninety two, Sam Smith was born in London, England. 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:03.880 Today is their thirty first birthday. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:09.000 Samah Smith another one of those humans who has achieved 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:10.880 so much at such an early age. Adele was the 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.400 other one, thirty fifth birthday. I'm like, wow, it's actually 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:14.640 been around for four decades. 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.520 Yes, I know. Sam Smith in concert at darren Berg 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.360 was just one of the most monumental nights of all 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.120 time for influences. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:22.000 Wasn't. 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:28.800 Nineteen sixty two Marilyn Monroe saying Happy Birthday to present 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:29.240 John F. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:38.320 Kennedy at Madison Square Garden. Happy birth, happyg Birthday. Missed 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:42.360 pay and John F. Kennedy was here. He was like, Oh, 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.960 there's bad pants. That's a that's a crease. 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:50.760 Put it away, John, two thousand and one of the 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:53.000 first Apple store opened in the US. 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:55.400 You're like, Oh, you don't wonderfe you guys gonna make it 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:55.599 or not? 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:56.400 Yeah? 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:57.360 Do they make a profits? 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:59.520 I think they go? Okay, okay, good? 0:11:59.720 --> 0:11:59.920 Yeah? 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:01.240 What's your favorite type of apple? 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:04.960 By the way, I like my Apple Watch, except I 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:06.920 hate it when it tells me that you haven't been 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:08.600 active enough and you need to move more. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:08.880 So. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:12.400 Yeah, shames you constantly, doesn't know. Yeah, only one way 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:16.880 to fix that, get rid of the watch. Twenty eighteen, 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.440 Prince Harry and Meghan Markle married. It's the George's Chaplin 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:20.280 Windsor Castle. 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:24.400 Pour out your blessings upon Harriet and Megan, that they 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:28.719 may be joined in mutual love and companionship, in homeliness 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:30.760 and commitment to each other. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:35.400 Oh what an absolutely beautiful, non controversial couple they are. 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:37.760 Oh, it seems to be panning out quite well for them. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:38.120 Yeah. 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:40.959 N one song on May nineteen in two thousand and 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:44.640 four was burned by Usher. Oh yeah, yes, I'm not 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.560 sure which album this is off but a bloke in 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.079 terms of the confessions thing that he did. Yeah, making 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:53.280 so much money from having such a horrible affair. 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.640 Oh there you go, have an affair with. 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.400 What No, you had Wirz and they didn't have any 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:00.959 feel as well. That's called saying. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:08.520 Married very much not the definition of having an event 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:11.760 by having sex with your wife. That's just what you 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.680 do unless you live in the audio household Love. 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:24.679 Fantagan. 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:33.360 Please welcome to Jody and Hazy. Yes thereious, good morning 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:34.040 to you rite something. 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:37.400 Good morning. Brought us in some coffees and pastries as 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:38.480 per usual, I've. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:41.280 Got a great morning. We really nice, right, is so 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:42.200 efficient with his time? 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:46.360 You have actually been in for a little while. Morning nice, 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:48.920 It's nice. Really breaks things up. We get bored of 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:50.360 each other, so n have someone. 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:53.560 Else to and just really really prepping hard. 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.880 We have been behind the scenes talking all the. 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:59.440 Mechanics exactly right. Do you want to talk footy? 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:01.120 Yes? Please? Arata? 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:01.480 How are you? 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.200 How's that cord good coming along? 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:03.679 Really nice? 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.080 I'm going to go and train with the make both 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.560 boys this morning. I was gonna say this afternoon this 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:12.000 morning and hopefully yeah, available in the next week. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:12.360 Or two. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:14.520 Okay, so if you if there was a game this weekend, 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.560 there's no sample game available because of the State game, 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:18.920 and saying that if I was Twiggy Rawlings, steak coads 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:21.880 just whackeratsa in there the forward line, would you be 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:22.760 available this weekend? 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:24.240 Potentially? Yeah. 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:27.480 I did do some really good training. I think probably 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:30.520 more likely than I would have miss and been one 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.360 hundred percent ready for next week, just because Ken and 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.520 then high performance staff wanted to give me one more 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:37.360 week just to make sure I'm sort of bulletproof going 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.480 into any sort of game. So yeah, next week, we of. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.840 Course had the great calf off in here when we 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.800 took photos of everyone's calves and we said, who bore 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.800 a better kind of thing? You've got very defined calves, 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.200 but they're smallish. What about your quads? How do they 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:52.560 compare to the cords? Are they defined? 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:56.640 Also, we're doing it quite off because they're also smallish 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:57.600 and not very divined. 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:00.360 So i'allly in trouble. I might have to fake damn 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:03.000 your quad though? 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.800 Is how much of a difference has it made going 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:07.000 seeing the specialists in camera? 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:07.400 Yeah? 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.800 Huge, I just feel like I'm running And sorry to 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:11.920 bor everyone with a footy talk, but far more efficient 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:14.120 like covering the ground and things like that, running a 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:17.480 lot smoother and using more muscles which actually helped me run. 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:19.720 So yeah, I'm coming along nicely. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.120 Big game tonight, No Charlie chances. 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:25.000 Yeah, I still think we're a great chance. And everyone's 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.440 sort of talking about the rock battle and things like that, 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.160 but I think our midfield is the thing that's been 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.720 absolutely dominating at the moment with Buttsy in Rose and 0:15:32.800 --> 0:15:36.200 Druy and Boky and you know everyone, Jason and everyone's 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:38.800 just doing their bits. So I feel like it's going 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:40.200 to be bad than the midfield to ever wins. That 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:41.760 will probably go a long way to winning the game. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:44.120 So I mean, is it clearly a case as well? 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.960 Everyone talks about the tracker, all of us stopping these guys. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:49.600 It's port Adelaide at a level now where you purely 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.040 just fight fire with fire. 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:52.400 Yeah, I think that good. 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:55.160 Yeah, I definitely. I think we've been pretty good in 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.560 that area for a while, you know. And they might 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:01.040 be a little bit smaller than those guys in terms 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:03.800 of like physical size. For Truck is a big boy, 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.840 and but he's a bit smaller, but he doesn't play 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.080 like that. So when you watch him play, he's you know, 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:10.720 he's putting his head in the hole and he's crashing in. 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.360 He's gone back on the flight and you know he's 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.520 taking marks running back and everyone. 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:14.920 You know. 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:17.840 Kenn even said that he doesn't like watching him play. Yeah, right, 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:19.640 because he just he can. 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:19.960 Scare you a bit. 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:21.480 You don't want him to get hurt, but he you know, 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:23.960 he's not afraid of anything. So it's a really good game. 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:24.880 Do you go along tonight? 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:26.000 I do. 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:27.720 Yeah, I'm a terrible watcher of footy. 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:29.600 Yeah, you've admitted that in the past that you're not 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:30.160 very good. 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.200 I'm probably not as bad as Charlie Dixon though, So 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:34.000 now that he's not playing, he's going to be sitting next. 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:35.440 Hour screaming off. 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:37.400 He can be a bit of an angry unit Charlie, 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:39.520 can't he Charlie the. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.760 Little operator who are a bit of a suspicious call 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:42.680 from the umpire. 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:50.560 Charlie. 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:53.320 Before we let you go, we have the Battle of 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.920