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Speaker 3: horror story that you've had from a festival.
Speaker 6: Does anyone does anyone can think of any?
Speaker 7: Jeez?
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Speaker 6: Hi Matt, Hello Anna, how are you feeling.
Speaker 2: I'm excited to be here.
Speaker 3: This is cool, this is really cool. Thank you for
Speaker 3: coming out guys as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we really appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Look, if anyone follows us on social media or listens
Speaker 3: to our podcast, you would know that we were doing
Speaker 3: dry July. Obviously. The first week of July, I said,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it. I'm drinking. I was going to
Speaker 3: an event. I was like, you know, what's scraping July
Speaker 3: the first and now you lasted what like ten days.
Speaker 5: Fourteen, But I had a double event, so I was
Speaker 5: kind of like, I think I can get away with this.
Speaker 5: But now we're at Splendor, it's a little bit more tricky.
Speaker 5: Is anyone else doing.
Speaker 2: Dry July in here? Nah? Yeah, neither are we anymore?
Speaker 6: Are Yeah? We gave up on it.
Speaker 2: How was the flight map?
Speaker 6: It was good. I got to Melbourne Airport probably like
Speaker 6: three hours.
Speaker 2: Earlier for a domestic flight, Like, that's not normal.
Speaker 3: I mean my full dad era, so like I got
Speaker 3: there down, you know, whenever, some work and all that
Speaker 3: sort of stuff. But Anna gets into the flight as
Speaker 3: always by the skin and her teeth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I obvious missed my flight, but I wouldn't have
Speaker 5: it any other way because you know, I was packing
Speaker 5: last minute. I never packed the night before. I think
Speaker 5: that's my problem. I'm very like on the morning that's risky.
Speaker 3: That is me anxiety thinking about it. Well, we landed
Speaker 3: at Gold Coast Airport. I remember the last time.
Speaker 6: You were going to the Gold Coast? Do you want
Speaker 6: to tell everyone that story? I was just prompting you.
Speaker 5: I have like a horror story my probably one of
Speaker 5: my worst dating horror stories that happened when I was
Speaker 5: flying Melbourne to the Gold Coast and I never actually
Speaker 5: got on that flight. And that's because I before I
Speaker 5: met Michael, my fiance who's just over there.
Speaker 6: I it off of Michael.
Speaker 5: Michael has to hear me talking about all my dating
Speaker 5: horror story, so he'syst. But anyway, the guy who I
Speaker 5: was seeing before Michael lived on the Gold Coast and
Speaker 5: I was getting on a flight to go see him,
Speaker 5: and I was waiting at the departure lounge and I
Speaker 5: got a message from a random number and it wasn't
Speaker 5: just one message, it was like twenty and I was like,
Speaker 5: who is messaging me? Anyway, it turned out to be
Speaker 5: his ex girlfriend, and she sent me twenty screenshots of
Speaker 5: them talking. They were currently still hooking up, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: you know, I've got my boarding pass and I'm like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck do I do?
Speaker 2: So I was just like shit.
Speaker 5: I went up to the air process and I was like,
Speaker 5: I have an emergency. I need to immediately get my
Speaker 5: bag off this flight.
Speaker 2: I am not going.
Speaker 3: So they obviously took all five bags off the plane.
Speaker 3: You're just going to the Goldie for like a weekend,
Speaker 3: but they got them all off. Did you give the
Speaker 3: did you talk to the guy, or did you just
Speaker 3: just go like, did you give him benefit of the doubt?
Speaker 5: It could be no, yes, I mean no, there was screenshots.
Speaker 5: I was like, that is enough proof that I need.
Speaker 5: And also there's no shame of being an overpacker.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna save her.
Speaker 6: Did you? Did you? How does she get your number?
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is like a toxic male trade. This
Speaker 5: guy who was dating said to me, I'm not going
Speaker 5: to save your number because I like you so much
Speaker 5: that I've memorized it. And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: that's so sweet.
Speaker 6: That's pretty romantic.
Speaker 2: If you ask me, it's not romantic. It's buck boy behavior.
Speaker 5: So what happened was I he was sleeping with his
Speaker 5: ex and basically he didn't want my name to pop up.
Speaker 5: So just because it was like a number that he
Speaker 5: hadn't saved, then she wasn't going to like look into it.
Speaker 5: So watch out, ladies, if you are dating someone and
Speaker 5: they're not saving your number, big red flag.
Speaker 6: Anyways, we're out splendor in the grass.
Speaker 3: We're excited to be here, any excited for any acts
Speaker 3: in particular.
Speaker 2: I'm keeping flu.
Speaker 6: Lu about seven shake yes, very keen for that.
Speaker 2: Lewis Capaldi, you can't say that.
Speaker 6: I was very excited for that.
Speaker 2: He's still hoping he's going to make an appearance.
Speaker 6: Little surprise.
Speaker 5: So we decided when we got asked to do this show,
Speaker 5: we were like, what can we talk about me? We're like, well,
Speaker 5: we could give people dating at festival advice.
Speaker 2: So who is single in the room? I thought no
Speaker 2: one was going to put their hand up. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: camera girl.
Speaker 5: She's like, yes me, Well, this is a show because
Speaker 5: we are going to give you all of the tips
Speaker 5: and all of the stats.
Speaker 2: We have a lot of stats for you guys.
Speaker 3: Okay, before that, though, we're going to give you some
Speaker 3: tips on how to get around the festivals. It's not
Speaker 3: too late for these tips. So the first tip is
Speaker 3: screenshot the festival sets and set them as your lock screen.
Speaker 2: That's a great tip.
Speaker 5: We're only giving you like tips that you can still
Speaker 5: do because we know that you guys are already here.
Speaker 2: If you're listening.
Speaker 3: So I got another one set alarms, like a little
Speaker 3: bit of time before the act, so you have enough
Speaker 3: time to get to the stage.
Speaker 6: That you're going to love.
Speaker 2: That that's a good.
Speaker 3: Leave enough time to go to the bar and to
Speaker 3: the toilet as well.
Speaker 5: We know that Wi fi sometimes gets bad, so save
Speaker 5: on site emergency numbers.
Speaker 2: That's an easy one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and also have a meeting spot in case you
Speaker 5: lose your friends. That one has saved me so many times. Okay, Matt,
Speaker 5: We're ready for all the dating advice and all the stats.
Speaker 5: We are a dating podcast after all. So did you
Speaker 5: know that fifty percent of festival goers are open to
Speaker 5: a weekend fling?
Speaker 3: That makes sense if you're single. So the single people,
Speaker 3: are you open for a weekend fling?
Speaker 2: They're like, fuck, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 6: It makes sense.
Speaker 3: I reckon. A festival is the sort of place you
Speaker 3: can and if you're single, you're like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna try and book up.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I'm in a relationship, you're single, Well
Speaker 2: there you go.
Speaker 5: Ladies that's recently single, don't mind him. Thirty three point
Speaker 5: six percent of festival hatreots have participated in sex at
Speaker 5: a festival.
Speaker 6: That's so, I reckon, that's loto. I reckon. It would
Speaker 6: be probably my.
Speaker 2: Lot more too.
Speaker 5: Guys, raise your hands if you've had sex at a festival.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like doing this right now.
Speaker 3: Well, there's so many places like if you go back
Speaker 3: to your tents. Yeah, it makes sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And okay, this son's an interesting stat because, like
Speaker 5: we're talking about sex, but you're more likely to get
Speaker 5: a BJ or for someone to go down on you
Speaker 5: than to have sex. So forty six percent of attendees
Speaker 5: will participate in oral sex at festivals.
Speaker 2: It's more likely to get a BJ.
Speaker 6: I mean that does make sense.
Speaker 3: I reckon, It's like it's pretty easy to go down
Speaker 3: on someone than it is to have sex.
Speaker 6: So I'm not surprised.
Speaker 5: Yeah, neither am I what's the most commonplace that people
Speaker 5: would have sex at festivals?
Speaker 2: I can think of a couple, car ten anyone else. Dunnies?
Speaker 2: Would you really you're actually right?
Speaker 6: Would you actually take a girl into the dunny?
Speaker 4: What is that.
Speaker 6: A lot of room in there?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: Look, nine point four percent of people have actually had
Speaker 5: their sexy escapade in the portaloo, So you guys are
Speaker 5: actually right.
Speaker 1: You know what, it's a big gross.
Speaker 5: Because if you think about it, they smell really bad.
Speaker 5: So like, how are you getting excited?
Speaker 6: I took a girl in there one time.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's hitting get it.
Speaker 3: Done, And I said no not. There's like a puddle
Speaker 3: of diss there and I was like, this doesn't getting
Speaker 3: me going.
Speaker 5: I feel like day one toilet sex could work like
Speaker 5: today the.
Speaker 2: Toilets who are actually smelling really nice. I went in before.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it's actually quite nice in here.
Speaker 6: They're actually very nice toilets. Out the back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the back is like good.
Speaker 5: But if you like, let's just say it's Sunday, you're like,
Speaker 5: I'm keen to like I'm dtir, then you can get
Speaker 5: vix vapor rup and put it under your nose so
Speaker 5: you don't sell the bad stuff.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think that's good advice. Imagine nine point
Speaker 2: four percent if you were doing.
Speaker 3: It, imagine taking someone into the border or just being like,
Speaker 3: hang on a second, just giving yourself a sticks mustache,
Speaker 3: sitting there and just being like, let's get to it, okay.
Speaker 5: Seven point two percent of people had sex backstage. That's
Speaker 5: I mean, I think that's quite low. I feel like
Speaker 5: the artist would be like pulling people, you know, NonStop.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think where you could do a backstage
Speaker 3: impressing room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's quite low.
Speaker 5: And then fifty This one's actually wild and I'm actually
Speaker 5: like shocked because I think I'm shocked that this is
Speaker 5: higher than a portally, which is like somewhat private.
Speaker 2: Fifteen percent of people fucked in the crowd. Guys, who
Speaker 2: can someone like admit to that?
Speaker 5: Because I think that's a wildly high stat Who.
Speaker 6: How did you?
Speaker 2: How can you come off?
Speaker 1: And like come how?
Speaker 6: Because how.
Speaker 7: Come?
Speaker 4: He out?
Speaker 2: He is coming? Okay? Perfect?
Speaker 5: How did you have sex in the crowd?
Speaker 2: Give your mic so we can hear them properly.
Speaker 5: Yes at slender? Okay, are you planning on like trying
Speaker 5: to relive that this year? Were you standing or lying
Speaker 5: down so we just like kind of grinding and buffy? Yeah, okay, okay, Well,
Speaker 5: look at least you admitted it, because apparently as fifteen
Speaker 5: percent of people have done it and you're the only
Speaker 5: one admitting it, Like, bravo to you, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's asking some extra questions. And the final one is
Speaker 2: a car.
Speaker 5: Forty eight percent of you have had sex in a
Speaker 5: car at a festival.
Speaker 2: No surprises there.
Speaker 3: Little Rose and then Jack from the Titanic in that
Speaker 3: that makes sense.
Speaker 5: The car they think about a car is it just
Speaker 5: gets so hot and steamy and like I just feel
Speaker 5: like I can't really breathe that well, actually I haven't
Speaker 5: really fucked up sex car story.
Speaker 6: I do as well as you go to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just sort of okay.
Speaker 5: So when I was eighteen and I was with my
Speaker 5: first boyfriend who I lost my virginity too, we were
Speaker 5: at a house party.
Speaker 2: And we snuck off to his car to do the deed.
Speaker 6: Naturally, very honey.
Speaker 2: Mike was shaking his head.
Speaker 5: And anyway halfway through, there was like a chap on
Speaker 5: the window, like the car's obviously fully steamed up, and
Speaker 5: then there was a knock on the window and the
Speaker 5: guy who was throwing the house party, his mom came
Speaker 5: out and was like.
Speaker 2: Get out. I can't believe you're having sex.
Speaker 5: And there I was like, oh my gosh, I got
Speaker 5: slutshaped and it was like, fuck you got a bitch.
Speaker 6: Well, I have a funny one, he reminded me of.
Speaker 3: It was first so me and my other mate couldn't
Speaker 3: didn't have any idea what to get in. But we
Speaker 3: remember at one stage, at one stage he said that
Speaker 3: he had held he didn't have a car at the time.
Speaker 3: So sorry, I'm just thinking of this on this podcast,
Speaker 3: so not on the spot, I'm remembering it. So and
Speaker 3: so we bought him this ex taxi it'd done like
Speaker 3: nine hundred kilometers, which.
Speaker 2: Was well, I actually used taxi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like yellow, but it didn't have like
Speaker 3: had like sticker prints from where the taxi stuff had been.
Speaker 3: We thought it'd be a funny, practical joke present, but
Speaker 3: it landed short when we couldn't even drive it into
Speaker 3: the driveway. It like stalled out the front and didn't
Speaker 3: start again. But the girl that drove me in there,
Speaker 3: I was like, look at the party, Let's get to
Speaker 3: it in the back. So we started having sex in
Speaker 3: the back of the taxi, and everyone that was arriving
Speaker 3: at the party kept like banging on the window giving
Speaker 3: me the thumbs up.
Speaker 4: Ow that.
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, guys, as we promise, we are giving you
Speaker 5: all of the advice on how to hook up at
Speaker 5: a festival. So if you're single, did you know that
Speaker 5: ninety five percent of people would rather meet someone at
Speaker 5: a festival than on a dating app?
Speaker 6: Makes sense, It makes sense.
Speaker 3: I'm a massive advocate if you listen to the podcast.
Speaker 3: I don't really like dating apps. I've never really I've
Speaker 3: never hooked up with anyone off a dating app. I've
Speaker 3: just never really been into it.
Speaker 5: I don't think you've used them properly. Though, I'm a
Speaker 5: big advocate for dating apps. I think they're unreal. You
Speaker 5: met your fiance of technically yes, interestingly as well, apparently
Speaker 5: tauruses have the most sex at festivals.
Speaker 2: Does anyone believe in starfish tauris? Is he here?
Speaker 6: What about cancers? No?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just looked at the tourists because I'm a turist. Okay, tips, Matt,
Speaker 5: give us your best.
Speaker 6: I reckon.
Speaker 3: A good tip would be to worge your makes up,
Speaker 3: so like let them know that you're on the prayer
Speaker 3: and you're hunting.
Speaker 6: Maybe they can help you be a wingman.
Speaker 3: They might not be, you know, too angry when you
Speaker 3: ditch and you go off with someone.
Speaker 6: Just word them up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also, no expectations, what's meant to be will be just
Speaker 5: kind of chill, see what's out there. I think that's
Speaker 5: a great piece of advice.
Speaker 3: Also, be prepared, so pack condom's loop, anything you need to,
Speaker 3: you know, get it done.
Speaker 5: I would say let go of your type, like my
Speaker 5: type is like tall, long hair.
Speaker 2: But I think when you're at a festival.
Speaker 5: You can really like open the pool a little bit
Speaker 5: like you can go on the vibes, you can go
Speaker 5: on like someone's an energy. I think like Stuf focusing
Speaker 5: on that a little bit more. I mean, you're at
Speaker 5: the same festival, you might be watching the same ass,
Speaker 5: so you've already got that type of thing income.
Speaker 3: So live in the moment and go up to people
Speaker 3: that you probably wouldn't normally go up to, Go up
Speaker 3: to people that you actually find attractive, and strike a
Speaker 3: conversation with them, because chances are you probably.
Speaker 6: Might not see him again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and while we fully endorse hooking up at festivals,
Speaker 5: there has some horror stories. We asked you before we
Speaker 5: started to think of some horror stories that you might
Speaker 5: have and be a part of our podcast.
Speaker 2: This episode is going.
Speaker 5: Out on Wednesday, but we have already asked out where's
Speaker 5: your head out listeners for some of their dating horror stories.
Speaker 2: And these are so cooked, all right.
Speaker 6: So I'll tell one. First.
Speaker 3: I told a bunch of them to known our producers
Speaker 3: and they said, no, you can't tell that, No, that
Speaker 3: can't be hurt by anyone. So we filtered it down
Speaker 3: to a pretty pretty pretty horror story. So a couple
Speaker 3: of years ago, it was my job to buy the tent. Look,
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about camping. I don't buy tents
Speaker 3: on the regularst So I went to Kmar. I was
Speaker 3: probably what like twenty one, so I bought like the
Speaker 3: cheapest tent there. I was like, fuck it, this will do.
Speaker 6: You know something, I'm only going to be I don't know.
Speaker 3: Put in my bags and they're not really sleeping in
Speaker 3: there for like three nights. So I bought one. I
Speaker 3: was with my mates. I set it up and does
Speaker 3: anyone know you know the tents that you take to the.
Speaker 2: Beach, so it doesn't have a door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, So yeah, it has just two sides and
Speaker 3: then there's like two open sides to the tent. My
Speaker 3: mates are pretty pissed off at me, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know anything about tents. So
Speaker 3: my mate was another mate was coming the next night.
Speaker 3: So we're like, all right, let's just see what happens tonight.
Speaker 3: Let's play it out. We're crashing someone else's we'll play
Speaker 3: it out. We put our bags in my friend's car,
Speaker 3: we locked it. He ended up not coming back to
Speaker 3: the campsite because he pulled so he went back to
Speaker 3: this girl's campsite. Then me and my mate were stuck
Speaker 3: there with just what we were wearing, a freezing hole.
Speaker 3: The whole night were so cold that we went to
Speaker 3: First Aid and we're like please, like how hush, do
Speaker 3: what you can they gave us.
Speaker 6: So you know those silver foil blankets.
Speaker 2: Oh God.
Speaker 3: So we're laying on the couches there or not the
Speaker 3: caush what do you call them, stretchers, gurnis, I don't
Speaker 3: know wherever they are, and I'm laying there and they're like, guys,
Speaker 3: you can't stay here all night? Like kiss off. So
Speaker 3: I went back to the tent and I swear it
Speaker 3: was help Like we were laying there with just these
Speaker 3: these foil blankets, cuddling all night.
Speaker 6: So my recommendation is.
Speaker 3: Look at the ten before you buy it.
Speaker 2: Non campo. Sure you check that one out.
Speaker 5: Okay, we have a horror story and it goes, Hey,
Speaker 5: Ada and Matt, I hope you have fun. It's splendid
Speaker 5: this weekend. I'll be there too. I saw a TikTok
Speaker 5: the other day and it was a girl saying that
Speaker 5: when she goes to festivals, she wears a nappy because
Speaker 5: as soon as she starts drinking, she.
Speaker 2: Needs to pee really bad. I also get this.
Speaker 5: I really want to get up and get up the
Speaker 5: front to see Flume play this weekend without losing my
Speaker 5: spot because I need to pee.
Speaker 2: Is it socially acceptable to wear a nappy at a festival? Guys?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I think I think it could be a no too.
Speaker 6: I'm just thinking, like I look so be it.
Speaker 3: I know when I drink beers and I break the seal,
Speaker 3: I have to go a lot, like pretty regularly. But
Speaker 3: I wouldn't wear a diaper if she wants to hear
Speaker 3: a type of fair bum play on. But like one
Speaker 3: is only no two?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no twos, definitely nobut in front of the stage.
Speaker 2: Like what about if she just wore a pad?
Speaker 5: I mean, surely that's doing the same thing without having
Speaker 5: like a full nappy.
Speaker 2: Ear.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna lie I have.
Speaker 3: I don't know how a pad works, and.
Speaker 6: I don't remember the last time I even dealt with
Speaker 6: a nappy, so I don't know.
Speaker 5: Also, like, if you're wanting to hook up, I just
Speaker 5: think like a nappy might be like killing your chances.
Speaker 5: Like maybe it's better to just like go wi. You
Speaker 5: might be a little bit back for flu, but you
Speaker 5: know it was featuring.
Speaker 3: Like taking a girl back to its hair and she's like,
Speaker 3: hang on a second, and she's just unstretched, Like do
Speaker 3: you unstrap hercro or something?
Speaker 5: Don't people have weing issues like they need to we offers?
Speaker 2: They're like, let's not throw too much shave all right
Speaker 2: to your.
Speaker 3: Friend if she listens to this, tell her that you'll
Speaker 3: be at the front anyway, so you will hold her
Speaker 3: a spot for it.
Speaker 2: Done.
Speaker 3: Okay, mine's on my phone because I just got it before.
Speaker 3: Does anyone have any horror stories while we wake?
Speaker 2: Is anyone thinking of some? No? One? No? Okay, we
Speaker 2: got some more?
Speaker 6: Hey, Anna and Matt.
Speaker 3: A couple of years ago, I went to a festival
Speaker 3: over New Year's. Tent was next to a group of girls.
Speaker 3: For the first couple of nights, the boys and I
Speaker 3: would drink with them. I was single at time, so
Speaker 3: I was loving it. There was a girl that really
Speaker 3: grabbed my attention. We made out a couple of times,
Speaker 3: nothing serious. She was on her period, but we still
Speaker 3: partied all night long. On New Years we both agreed
Speaker 3: to go for a walk together and have a shower.
Speaker 3: I hopped into the one next to her, halfway through
Speaker 3: the shower, I looked down and saw that a tampon
Speaker 3: had appeared in my shower stool. All the water from
Speaker 3: the showers had pushed it down from her stool into mine.
Speaker 3: I'm not normally grossed out by this, but it gave
Speaker 3: me the dick. Am I in the wrong for thinking this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 5: I think he's in the wrong. Yeah, I agree, it's
Speaker 5: a tampon, Like fucking who cares?
Speaker 6: I agree? Yeah, who cares? He should have just kicked
Speaker 6: it back to it.
Speaker 2: What do you guys think? Is she in the wrong?
Speaker 1: Is he in the wrong?
Speaker 6: No, he is in the wrong. So you think it's gross?
Speaker 3: So I don't think you're understanding the.
Speaker 2: Question, then, so say the question.
Speaker 3: So is he in the wrong for thinking it's gross?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, yeah, we were agreed.
Speaker 3: It's all an agreement, and that's like what I was like,
Speaker 3: geez no, there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 5: Okay, last one, Remember, if you have a horror story,
Speaker 5: we really.
Speaker 2: Want to have you as a part of the episode.
Speaker 2: So get thinking.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, I I have the most embarrassing festival story ever.
Speaker 5: I went to be on the Valley Festival last year.
Speaker 5: I was there with three friends, and throughout our time
Speaker 5: at the festival, we've made friends with a group of guys.
Speaker 2: There was one particular guy who I was interested in
Speaker 2: and was hooking up with.
Speaker 5: During a set we were watching on an extremely hot day,
Speaker 5: he asked me if I wanted to get up on
Speaker 5: his shoulders. It was so much fun, but after I
Speaker 5: got down, I realized that his whole back was soaking wet.
Speaker 5: His friends were all laughing and taking the piece out
Speaker 5: of me, saying I had squirted on him.
Speaker 1: What a nightmare.
Speaker 2: For the rest of the festival, I was the butt
Speaker 2: of every single joke. That's just me.
Speaker 3: I mean, if a girl squirt it on my back,
Speaker 3: I think that's pretty hot. I don't think it's that bad,
Speaker 3: but I mean I've leaned on myself for too long.
Speaker 3: When it's really hot and like skin on skin gets
Speaker 3: sweaty and wet like real quick. Yeah, so I could
Speaker 3: imagine how wet that would be.
Speaker 5: I mean, why is she getting the brunt of it
Speaker 5: when he has a sweaty bag, you know what I mean. Anyway,
Speaker 5: there's lots of characters that you're going to see over
Speaker 5: your festival.
Speaker 1: Three Oh yeah, sorry, Oh.
Speaker 4: Come up, you.
Speaker 5: No, we want you on MIC, so it's on our episode.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited. I can't believe I almost missed this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, jump up.
Speaker 2: What's your name? Sally? Nice to meet me.
Speaker 1: We are honored to have you.
Speaker 6: Look at this soul out for everyone's listening at home.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you got that on MIC.
Speaker 6: Actually probably gonna really say.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, we're ready.
Speaker 8: So we were as you did, this is the lost paras.
Speaker 8: Maybe you hear your idea and my friend.
Speaker 2: Really on the way for.
Speaker 7: Pay you understand, and so we said it makes sense.
Speaker 7: It is not hard, said, you want to go to
Speaker 7: be lost and you're gonna have to party by yourself.
Speaker 6: And she obviously should she want to, so this is a.
Speaker 2: Hard should she should?
Speaker 6: Water were looking around.
Speaker 2: We were like, we walked down and my friend Gemma
Speaker 2: is squatting, I say, squirting. At least it wasn't of her.
Speaker 4: She couldn't.
Speaker 2: She couldn't, she couldn't miss it. I love her?
Speaker 4: Would you.
Speaker 2: You'd have to? Was she like covering a little bit?
Speaker 1: Was there like jumping there?
Speaker 2: Or was she like full up and about bearskin? Big day?
Speaker 2: Big day?
Speaker 6: So did anyone around you say anything like that?
Speaker 4: I love it. That's so good. They're like, don't say
Speaker 4: they are.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for charing. Let's get her around
Speaker 2: from plas, thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3: Anybody else now have any courage after hearing that that.
Speaker 2: Was a good one?
Speaker 1: I feel like you might have one?
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, should we move on?
Speaker 6: Yes, let's go.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: So there's lots of characters that you are potentially going
Speaker 5: to come across on your festival travels in the next
Speaker 5: three days. So we thought we'd play a game of charades,
Speaker 5: and basically, Matt's gonna go first. I have no idea
Speaker 5: what he's gonna do, and we're all gonna guess what
Speaker 5: his charade is. We're gonna do too, and then we're
Speaker 5: gonna get someone else to join in because I feel
Speaker 5: like I feel like you guys.
Speaker 1: Are a good audience.
Speaker 2: I feel like you will.
Speaker 1: Matt, who Okay that you're first?
Speaker 2: You ready?
Speaker 5: Okay? Okay, that's like this pumping right now, stressful guys,
Speaker 5: yell out, what's he doing?
Speaker 2: Who is he? Mushh it is it? Mushhit raby? But
Speaker 2: right Bush too far? Yes, okay, I'm going next.
Speaker 6: Soelfie Queen Anna McAvoy influence.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 3: Can I guess someone from the audience to help me
Speaker 3: with this one?
Speaker 6: Please? Hello up, this guy's gonna.
Speaker 2: Be I'm so excited. Thank you for okay tell him. Okay,
Speaker 2: so Matt's sharing the charade that they're doing.
Speaker 5: Okay, try guys, ready three to one go?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 6: A drug Listen.
Speaker 2: He said, Oh my god, I'm so drunk. Thank you,
Speaker 2: I love it, Thank you appreciate. Okay. Round of applause
Speaker 2: from Maddie mccraig. She's on next.
Speaker 5: Okay, guys, Okay, Maddie and that are.
Speaker 2: Best to be right couple.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll be done with the charts. Just anyone want
Speaker 5: to do one more?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Everyone's like, nah, absolutely not. Okay. Let's talk about
Speaker 2: the types of friends that you're going to be with
Speaker 2: at a festival.
Speaker 5: Firstly, I'm just going to start with the party animal,
Speaker 5: someone who's like ready to have a good time, They
Speaker 5: want to.
Speaker 2: Live in the moment.
Speaker 5: Who's the party animal of the group, pray to have
Speaker 5: yet love it?
Speaker 3: The one that our find friend over there acted out
Speaker 3: for us, The absolute mess, who will be, you know, stumbling.
Speaker 5: Around, probably vomiting, peeking, maybe pooing, never.
Speaker 3: Knowing in the middle of a pass it out somewhere
Speaker 3: you might find.
Speaker 6: Them a bit later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have the disappearing act. I'm so guilty of this.
Speaker 2: Who's a disappearing actor?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's definitely me.
Speaker 5: Especially if you meet someone and then you're like, okay,
Speaker 5: see you're catching every friends.
Speaker 3: This one I reckon Anna is the magic one. Everything
Speaker 3: is the best thing or the worst thing that's ever
Speaker 3: happened to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a dramatic one of the group. No one,
Speaker 2: They just me well, yeah, maybe I feel like the
Speaker 2: dramatic ones don't want it. We don't want to admit it,
Speaker 2: do we. I mean I don't want to be the
Speaker 2: dramatic one either.
Speaker 5: If I had to say you want that, I'm going
Speaker 5: to say you'd be the emotional wreck. He has one
Speaker 5: drink and he's like pouring his heart out to you,
Speaker 5: which there's.
Speaker 6: Nothing wrong with nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 3: I will finish this drink so you guys might get it.
Speaker 2: But he gets very sentimental. Is there any emotional wreck
Speaker 2: person of the group.
Speaker 3: You can call your friends out, call.
Speaker 1: Your friends out.
Speaker 6: Do you con vibe with that?
Speaker 5: Okay, Matt, we have one last game before we finish
Speaker 5: up today. You guys have been so fun. Thank you
Speaker 5: so much for coming to our show. It's been amazing.
Speaker 2: Should we play finish these lyrics?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: This is a Splendor edition by the way, so you
Speaker 2: guys should.
Speaker 4: All know this.
Speaker 3: Okay, so bear with us because we're going to attempt
Speaker 3: to sing it.
Speaker 2: So I'm not singing.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna send my wrap. You're up first, Okay, I'm
Speaker 5: up first. So okay, this one's like seven oh shake, okay.
Speaker 2: Ready, Matt, Yeah go.
Speaker 3: So if you guys know it as well.
Speaker 5: See, you guys can like shout out if you know. Ready,
Speaker 5: a little context if you care to listen. I find
Speaker 5: myself in a sh seeing you along with me. Already
Speaker 5: find myself in a ship position.
Speaker 2: The man that I love sat me down last night.
Speaker 3: Told me it was over done. Decision.
Speaker 2: Yes, good job, guys. This one really yelled out. We
Speaker 2: want to hear you in the audio. Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Go?
Speaker 5: Just a heartbroke bitch, high heels, six inch in the
Speaker 5: back of the night clubs, stiffish Champagne.
Speaker 2: I don't trust any of these bitches.
Speaker 3: I'm we're in the back seat sniffing cocaine in the
Speaker 3: back of the taxi.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna do two more from that.
Speaker 5: These do Lizzo? Okay, so who knows Lizzo or the
Speaker 5: Lizo lyrics?
Speaker 6: Yeah, tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. It's gonna be amazing. Okay you ready, Matt?
Speaker 2: Because I give a fuck way too much. I'm a
Speaker 2: need like two shots.
Speaker 5: In my cup, one to get up, one to get down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I feel right now. Don't get that one. Okay,
Speaker 2: last one? This is from Lizzo. Good as hell? Do
Speaker 2: my hair toss? Check my nails? Baby, how you're feeling
Speaker 2: fel hell?
Speaker 3: Okay, Matt, Okay, so mine are?
Speaker 2: I'm worried.
Speaker 6: This is flu that's gonna see. How do I make
Speaker 6: you want to stay? Hate?
Speaker 3: Sleeping on my own? Missing the way you taste? Now
Speaker 3: I'm fucked up. I'm missing you.
Speaker 2: He'll never be like you.
Speaker 5: You forgot to say you forgot to start stop looking
Speaker 5: at me with those eyes like I could disappear and you.
Speaker 6: Now I'm fucked up missing you like you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, one one last one?
Speaker 2: I think I think just one more?
Speaker 6: Not landing like we thought?
Speaker 3: Okay, momfers and sons, who's here to see that?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: This one is little blind.
Speaker 6: Rape yourself and rake yourself.
Speaker 3: Take all the courage that you have left and waste
Speaker 3: it on fixing all the problems that you've made in
Speaker 3: your own hair.
Speaker 4: But it was not your fault and it was your
Speaker 4: heart on line.
Speaker 2: I really fucked it up this time dinner. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much, guys. It's been so fun coming to slender
Speaker 2: and doing this show.
Speaker 1: We really appreciate you.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 2: Make sure you follow our podcast. Where's your head out?
Speaker 2: And we're doing a live show soon. We have a
Speaker 2: lassoned story.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, come on. Wow, Okay, we're ready
Speaker 1: for this.
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 4: What's hive next to her?
Speaker 2: I'm riding. We're getting warm and snuggly.
Speaker 1: It's really warm.
Speaker 6: Jackets as well, it is that part.
Speaker 2: Make sure you get one and I'm matching. Actually we
Speaker 2: actually like tried to anyway.
Speaker 5: Shameless horrible festival story okay last year, yeah, I love
Speaker 5: it about I had.
Speaker 2: To tell you a story about my sleeping Oh yes,
Speaker 2: tell us more warect Sorry I was late. Yeah she's
Speaker 2: made it so. Last year a bit of a ship show.
Speaker 2: But that's okay, best time. It was my first win.
Speaker 6: Okay, so.
Speaker 9: First smart, Yeah, flooded my best friends, so yes, and
Speaker 9: you know what I was feeling, really wet place to stay.
Speaker 3: Oh she's making it too easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 6: Obviously you're at a festival.
Speaker 5: You do what you need to do.
Speaker 9: And I was there till three am and left because
Speaker 9: you've got a wait what happened.
Speaker 2: Somebody?
Speaker 5: So you got some like dry sleeping arrangements for a
Speaker 5: little bit, did what you had to do, and then
Speaker 5: you know when you're.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's her enough story. Thank you son,
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Why didn't you just take the goodie off to cool
Speaker 6: down the whole tent? Thank you for that.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 5: Okay, guys, that ends about live show.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming. You guys have been awesome.
Speaker 2: Thank you for sharing and clapping and all the episode.
Speaker 6: On Wednesday, So if you want to listen back, go
Speaker 6: listen to it.
Speaker 2: BA