WEBVTT - LIVE FROM SPLENDOUR IN THE GRASS! 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:01.360 I want the fairy tale. 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:02.719 I want the prince charming. 0:00:03.160 --> 0:00:04.680 She how do I put? 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:04.840 This? 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:07.360 Isn't a fan of my kissing style. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:11.160 Boyfriend and girlfriend for about twelve hours. He's in a 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:13.840 trash bit. He's non recyclable catching him mu. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:17.279 I love being love. I love love. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:25.080 Where's Your Head At is a podcast which talks all 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:30.480 things relationships, breakups, reality TV, trending shows, and everything in between. 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:33.479 This is your new go to destination for laughs, gossip, 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:43.159 intimate details, advice, and much more. Hello, hello guys, and 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:44.800 welcome to our podcast. 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:49.440 I'll just take a poll. Can do you guys want 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:49.960 to move forward? 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:50.199 Yeah? 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:50.800 I come forward. 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:54.560 We want to have you all close. We want some audience. 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:58.640 Participation, won't we won't bite. This is going to be odd. 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:05.119 This episode is recording and. 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.880 It's going to be live on our podcast on Wednesday, 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:10.480 So listen in. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.760 If you guys are gonna participate. 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:14.480 You could be a part of the podcast. So we're 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:17.199 just going to give you a tip. Think about a 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:19.840 horror story that you've had from a festival. 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.560 Does anyone does anyone can think of any? 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:24.240 Jeez? 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.679 Well, guys that we are so excited to join you 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:32.319 at splendor in the Grass twenty twenty three. Before you 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:36.000 guys check out the main stage, I'm Anna and I'm. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:37.840 Matt, and together we make Where's Your Head? 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:43.199 As Our podcast is about relationships, breakups, reality TV, trending shows, 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:44.720 and everything in between. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.400 So we drop two episodes a week. One that's a 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:49.720 hotline where we get people to call in and give 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.960 us their voicemails, and then another one's about topics and 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.240 so on. So I'm going to give you guys a 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:57.480 chance to hit the subscribe button right now. 0:01:57.960 --> 0:01:58.960 You are already subscribed. 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:04.640 Yeah, consider as your new go to destination for last gossip, 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.200 intimate details, advice, and much more. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:09.760 Hi Matt, Hello Anna, how are you feeling. 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:11.520 I'm excited to be here. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:14.240 This is cool, this is really cool. Thank you for 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:15.520 coming out guys as well. 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:17.639 Yeah, we really appreciate it. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:22.359 Look, if anyone follows us on social media or listens 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:24.639 to our podcast, you would know that we were doing 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:28.680 dry July. Obviously. The first week of July, I said, 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:31.200 I'm not doing it. I'm drinking. I was going to 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.560 an event. I was like, you know, what's scraping July 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:37.399 the first and now you lasted what like ten days. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.280 Fourteen, But I had a double event, so I was 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:42.720 kind of like, I think I can get away with this. 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:45.280 But now we're at Splendor, it's a little bit more tricky. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:46.400 Is anyone else doing. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:50.120 Dry July in here? Nah? Yeah, neither are we anymore? 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:54.160 Are Yeah? We gave up on it. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:55.600 How was the flight map? 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.760 It was good. I got to Melbourne Airport probably like 0:02:58.880 --> 0:02:59.799 three hours. 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.560 Earlier for a domestic flight, Like, that's not normal. 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.959 I mean my full dad era, so like I got 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:08.160 there down, you know, whenever, some work and all that 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.680 sort of stuff. But Anna gets into the flight as 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:12.280 always by the skin and her teeth. 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.120 Yeah, I obvious missed my flight, but I wouldn't have 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:17.799 it any other way because you know, I was packing 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:20.799 last minute. I never packed the night before. I think 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:25.720 that's my problem. I'm very like on the morning that's risky. 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:28.880 That is me anxiety thinking about it. Well, we landed 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:33.720 at Gold Coast Airport. I remember the last time. 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:37.400 You were going to the Gold Coast? Do you want 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:40.120 to tell everyone that story? I was just prompting you. 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:45.040 I have like a horror story my probably one of 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.240 my worst dating horror stories that happened when I was 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:50.760 flying Melbourne to the Gold Coast and I never actually 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:54.960 got on that flight. And that's because I before I 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.480 met Michael, my fiance who's just over there. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:00.720 I it off of Michael. 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.040 Michael has to hear me talking about all my dating 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.840 horror story, so he'syst. But anyway, the guy who I 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:11.040 was seeing before Michael lived on the Gold Coast and 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.000 I was getting on a flight to go see him, 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:18.840 and I was waiting at the departure lounge and I 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:22.200 got a message from a random number and it wasn't 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:24.640 just one message, it was like twenty and I was like, 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:28.200 who is messaging me? Anyway, it turned out to be 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:32.320 his ex girlfriend, and she sent me twenty screenshots of 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:36.480 them talking. They were currently still hooking up, and I'm like, 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:38.760 you know, I've got my boarding pass and I'm like, 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:40.320 what the fuck do I do? 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:41.480 So I was just like shit. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.040 I went up to the air process and I was like, 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:48.400 I have an emergency. I need to immediately get my 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:49.640 bag off this flight. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.080 I am not going. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:55.080 So they obviously took all five bags off the plane. 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.560 You're just going to the Goldie for like a weekend, 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:01.160 but they got them all off. Did you give the 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:04.080 did you talk to the guy, or did you just 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:05.920 just go like, did you give him benefit of the doubt? 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:08.960 It could be no, yes, I mean no, there was screenshots. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:10.960 I was like, that is enough proof that I need. 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:13.680 And also there's no shame of being an overpacker. 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:14.839 I'm just gonna save her. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.159 Did you? Did you? How does she get your number? 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:21.839 Okay, so this is like a toxic male trade. This 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:24.640 guy who was dating said to me, I'm not going 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:27.440 to save your number because I like you so much 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.799 that I've memorized it. And I was like, oh my god, 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:30.720 that's so sweet. 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:31.800 That's pretty romantic. 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:35.880 If you ask me, it's not romantic. It's buck boy behavior. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:40.960 So what happened was I he was sleeping with his 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.680 ex and basically he didn't want my name to pop up. 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:46.320 So just because it was like a number that he 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.800 hadn't saved, then she wasn't going to like look into it. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:52.599 So watch out, ladies, if you are dating someone and 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.360 they're not saving your number, big red flag. 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:58.480 Anyways, we're out splendor in the grass. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.320 We're excited to be here, any excited for any acts 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.560 in particular. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:03.719 I'm keeping flu. 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:09.800 Lu about seven shake yes, very keen for that. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:15.880 Lewis Capaldi, you can't say that. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:18.440 I was very excited for that. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.160 He's still hoping he's going to make an appearance. 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:23.520 Little surprise. 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.719 So we decided when we got asked to do this show, 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.080 we were like, what can we talk about me? We're like, well, 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:35.000 we could give people dating at festival advice. 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:38.200 So who is single in the room? I thought no 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:39.760 one was going to put their hand up. I was like, oh, 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:41.640 camera girl. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.720 She's like, yes me, Well, this is a show because 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:47.760 we are going to give you all of the tips 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:49.040 and all of the stats. 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:50.719 We have a lot of stats for you guys. 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.200 Okay, before that, though, we're going to give you some 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.440 tips on how to get around the festivals. It's not 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:59.280 too late for these tips. So the first tip is 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.760 screenshot the festival sets and set them as your lock screen. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:05.279 That's a great tip. 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.279 We're only giving you like tips that you can still 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.640 do because we know that you guys are already here. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:11.160 If you're listening. 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:15.120 So I got another one set alarms, like a little 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.640 bit of time before the act, so you have enough 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.040 time to get to the stage. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:20.320 That you're going to love. 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:21.280 That that's a good. 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:23.000 Leave enough time to go to the bar and to 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:24.040 the toilet as well. 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:26.880 We know that Wi fi sometimes gets bad, so save 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:28.560 on site emergency numbers. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:29.560 That's an easy one. 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:33.080 Yeah, and also have a meeting spot in case you 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:38.119 lose your friends. That one has saved me so many times. Okay, Matt, 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.600 We're ready for all the dating advice and all the stats. 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.880 We are a dating podcast after all. So did you 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:47.920 know that fifty percent of festival goers are open to 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:48.880 a weekend fling? 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:52.120 That makes sense if you're single. So the single people, 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:53.840 are you open for a weekend fling? 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:58.160 They're like, fuck, yes, absolutely. 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:58.040 It makes sense. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:07:59.840 I reckon. A festival is the sort of place you 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:02.119 can and if you're single, you're like, yeah, I'm gonna 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:03.560 you know, I'm gonna try and book up. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:07.640 Well, I mean I'm in a relationship, you're single, Well 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:08.160 there you go. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:17.960 Ladies that's recently single, don't mind him. Thirty three point 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:24.160 six percent of festival hatreots have participated in sex at 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:24.720 a festival. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.000 That's so, I reckon, that's loto. I reckon. It would 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:28.600 be probably my. 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:29.360 Lot more too. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:32.240 Guys, raise your hands if you've had sex at a festival. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.280 Everyone's like doing this right now. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.480 Well, there's so many places like if you go back 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.000 to your tents. Yeah, it makes sense. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.880 Yeah, And okay, this son's an interesting stat because, like 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:49.560 we're talking about sex, but you're more likely to get 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:52.000 a BJ or for someone to go down on you 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:55.640 than to have sex. So forty six percent of attendees 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:58.599 will participate in oral sex at festivals. 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:00.320 It's more likely to get a BJ. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:02.440 I mean that does make sense. 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:04.600 I reckon, It's like it's pretty easy to go down 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.240 on someone than it is to have sex. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:07.000 So I'm not surprised. 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:12.120 Yeah, neither am I what's the most commonplace that people 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.000 would have sex at festivals? 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:20.199 I can think of a couple, car ten anyone else. Dunnies? 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.640 Would you really you're actually right? 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:25.520 Would you actually take a girl into the dunny? 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:28.720 What is that. 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:32.600 A lot of room in there? 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:33.679 Well? 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:39.680 Look, nine point four percent of people have actually had 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:43.920 their sexy escapade in the portaloo, So you guys are 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:44.680 actually right. 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.439 You know what, it's a big gross. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.880 Because if you think about it, they smell really bad. 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:52.760 So like, how are you getting excited? 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:55.000 I took a girl in there one time. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:57.960 I'm sure he's hitting get it. 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:02.360 Done, And I said no not. There's like a puddle 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.439 of diss there and I was like, this doesn't getting 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:04.840 me going. 0:10:05.360 --> 0:10:08.400 I feel like day one toilet sex could work like 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:09.040 today the. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.440 Toilets who are actually smelling really nice. I went in before. 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.439 I was like, oh, it's actually quite nice in here. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.480 They're actually very nice toilets. Out the back. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.520 Yeah, the back is like good. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:22.160 But if you like, let's just say it's Sunday, you're like, 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:27.320 I'm keen to like I'm dtir, then you can get 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.480 vix vapor rup and put it under your nose so 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:31.720 you don't sell the bad stuff. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.800 I mean, I think that's good advice. Imagine nine point 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.679 four percent if you were doing. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:39.200 It, imagine taking someone into the border or just being like, 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:42.080 hang on a second, just giving yourself a sticks mustache, 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:46.040 sitting there and just being like, let's get to it, okay. 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:50.200 Seven point two percent of people had sex backstage. That's 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.959 I mean, I think that's quite low. I feel like 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:56.960 the artist would be like pulling people, you know, NonStop. 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:59.600 I'm trying to think where you could do a backstage 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:00.679 impressing room. 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:02.960 Yeah, that's quite low. 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:07.360 And then fifty This one's actually wild and I'm actually 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.200 like shocked because I think I'm shocked that this is 0:11:10.640 --> 0:11:13.360 higher than a portally, which is like somewhat private. 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:18.280 Fifteen percent of people fucked in the crowd. Guys, who 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.200 can someone like admit to that? 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:25.480 Because I think that's a wildly high stat Who. 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:27.360 How did you? 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:28.800 How can you come off? 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:31.479 And like come how? 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:33.280 Because how. 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:35.240 Come? 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:35.559 He out? 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:42.480 He is coming? Okay? Perfect? 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:48.280 How did you have sex in the crowd? 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.480 Give your mic so we can hear them properly. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:23.839 Yes at slender? Okay, are you planning on like trying 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:29.200 to relive that this year? Were you standing or lying 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:41.800 down so we just like kind of grinding and buffy? Yeah, okay, okay, Well, 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:45.120 look at least you admitted it, because apparently as fifteen 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.760 percent of people have done it and you're the only 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:53.439 one admitting it, Like, bravo to you, thank you. 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:02.000 That's asking some extra questions. And the final one is 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:02.480 a car. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:05.120 Forty eight percent of you have had sex in a 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:06.360 car at a festival. 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:09.000 No surprises there. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:13.880 Little Rose and then Jack from the Titanic in that 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:14.560 that makes sense. 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:16.440 The car they think about a car is it just 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:18.560 gets so hot and steamy and like I just feel 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:21.640 like I can't really breathe that well, actually I haven't 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.240 really fucked up sex car story. 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:25.880 I do as well as you go to you. 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.240 Yeah, I just sort of okay. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.080 So when I was eighteen and I was with my 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:33.360 first boyfriend who I lost my virginity too, we were 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:34.439 at a house party. 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:37.920 And we snuck off to his car to do the deed. 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:39.640 Naturally, very honey. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.760 Mike was shaking his head. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.920 And anyway halfway through, there was like a chap on 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.240 the window, like the car's obviously fully steamed up, and 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:52.920 then there was a knock on the window and the 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:56.000 guy who was throwing the house party, his mom came 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:57.000 out and was like. 0:13:57.520 --> 0:13:59.679 Get out. I can't believe you're having sex. 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:03.640 And there I was like, oh my gosh, I got 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.880 slutshaped and it was like, fuck you got a bitch. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:10.440 Well, I have a funny one, he reminded me of. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:15.040 It was first so me and my other mate couldn't 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.280 didn't have any idea what to get in. But we 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:21.920 remember at one stage, at one stage he said that 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:24.120 he had held he didn't have a car at the time. 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.720 So sorry, I'm just thinking of this on this podcast, 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:31.640 so not on the spot, I'm remembering it. So and 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:33.920 so we bought him this ex taxi it'd done like 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.040 nine hundred kilometers, which. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:37.960 Was well, I actually used taxi. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:39.760 Yeah, it was like yellow, but it didn't have like 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:43.000 had like sticker prints from where the taxi stuff had been. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:45.680 We thought it'd be a funny, practical joke present, but 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:49.320 it landed short when we couldn't even drive it into 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.480 the driveway. It like stalled out the front and didn't 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:54.440 start again. But the girl that drove me in there, 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:56.360 I was like, look at the party, Let's get to 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.440 it in the back. So we started having sex in 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:02.520 the back of the taxi, and everyone that was arriving 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:04.520 at the party kept like banging on the window giving 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:05.280 me the thumbs up. 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.360 Ow that. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.520 Okay, Well, guys, as we promise, we are giving you 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:16.200 all of the advice on how to hook up at 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:19.200 a festival. So if you're single, did you know that 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:22.760 ninety five percent of people would rather meet someone at 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:24.400 a festival than on a dating app? 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.000 Makes sense, It makes sense. 0:15:26.160 --> 0:15:28.560 I'm a massive advocate if you listen to the podcast. 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:32.320 I don't really like dating apps. I've never really I've 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.600 never hooked up with anyone off a dating app. I've 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:35.800 just never really been into it. 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:38.040 I don't think you've used them properly. Though, I'm a 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:40.640 big advocate for dating apps. I think they're unreal. You 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:47.239 met your fiance of technically yes, interestingly as well, apparently 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.120 tauruses have the most sex at festivals. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:57.600 Does anyone believe in starfish tauris? Is he here? 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:00.520 What about cancers? No? 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:00.960 I don't know. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:05.400 I just looked at the tourists because I'm a turist. Okay, tips, Matt, 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:07.360 give us your best. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:08.800 I reckon. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.800 A good tip would be to worge your makes up, 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:14.400 so like let them know that you're on the prayer 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:15.320 and you're hunting. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:17.600 Maybe they can help you be a wingman. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:20.840 They might not be, you know, too angry when you 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.320 ditch and you go off with someone. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:23.200 Just word them up. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:23.680 Yeah. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.320 Also, no expectations, what's meant to be will be just 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.120 kind of chill, see what's out there. I think that's 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:31.640 a great piece of advice. 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:37.200 Also, be prepared, so pack condom's loop, anything you need to, 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:38.920 you know, get it done. 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:42.560 I would say let go of your type, like my 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:44.560 type is like tall, long hair. 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:47.040 But I think when you're at a festival. 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:50.640 You can really like open the pool a little bit 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:52.480 like you can go on the vibes, you can go 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:56.520 on like someone's an energy. I think like Stuf focusing 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:58.000 on that a little bit more. I mean, you're at 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.760 the same festival, you might be watching the same ass, 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:02.520 so you've already got that type of thing income. 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:04.720 So live in the moment and go up to people 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:07.439 that you probably wouldn't normally go up to, Go up 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:09.560 to people that you actually find attractive, and strike a 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:12.359 conversation with them, because chances are you probably. 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:13.080 Might not see him again. 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:17.240 Yeah, and while we fully endorse hooking up at festivals, 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:21.439 there has some horror stories. We asked you before we 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:23.960 started to think of some horror stories that you might 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:25.800 have and be a part of our podcast. 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:27.320 This episode is going. 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:30.600 Out on Wednesday, but we have already asked out where's 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:34.119 your head out listeners for some of their dating horror stories. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:37.399 And these are so cooked, all right. 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.080 So I'll tell one. First. 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:42.960 I told a bunch of them to known our producers 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.119 and they said, no, you can't tell that, No, that 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:47.840 can't be hurt by anyone. So we filtered it down 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:52.160 to a pretty pretty pretty horror story. So a couple 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:56.480 of years ago, it was my job to buy the tent. Look, 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:59.119 I don't know anything about camping. I don't buy tents 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:02.280 on the regularst So I went to Kmar. I was 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:04.240 probably what like twenty one, so I bought like the 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.360 cheapest tent there. I was like, fuck it, this will do. 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:08.600 You know something, I'm only going to be I don't know. 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:10.320 Put in my bags and they're not really sleeping in 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:13.240 there for like three nights. So I bought one. I 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:15.080 was with my mates. I set it up and does 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:17.840 anyone know you know the tents that you take to the. 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:20.800 Beach, so it doesn't have a door. 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:24.000 Yeah, no, So yeah, it has just two sides and 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:27.199 then there's like two open sides to the tent. My 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:29.440 mates are pretty pissed off at me, and I was like, fuck, 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:31.400 I don't know. I don't know anything about tents. So 0:18:31.920 --> 0:18:35.160 my mate was another mate was coming the next night. 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:38.359 So we're like, all right, let's just see what happens tonight. 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:40.640 Let's play it out. We're crashing someone else's we'll play 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:44.000 it out. We put our bags in my friend's car, 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:47.720 we locked it. He ended up not coming back to 0:18:47.760 --> 0:18:50.000 the campsite because he pulled so he went back to 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:53.320 this girl's campsite. Then me and my mate were stuck 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:55.960 there with just what we were wearing, a freezing hole. 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.320 The whole night were so cold that we went to 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:01.320 First Aid and we're like please, like how hush, do 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:02.719 what you can they gave us. 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:05.600 So you know those silver foil blankets. 0:19:05.840 --> 0:19:06.480 Oh God. 0:19:06.880 --> 0:19:08.960 So we're laying on the couches there or not the 0:19:08.960 --> 0:19:11.000 caush what do you call them, stretchers, gurnis, I don't 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:13.080 know wherever they are, and I'm laying there and they're like, guys, 0:19:13.119 --> 0:19:15.639 you can't stay here all night? Like kiss off. So 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:17.639 I went back to the tent and I swear it 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:19.520 was help Like we were laying there with just these 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:22.640 these foil blankets, cuddling all night. 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:25.520 So my recommendation is. 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:28.600 Look at the ten before you buy it. 0:19:29.320 --> 0:19:32.440