WEBVTT - A fat-shaming note, my parents' marriage, and giving birth. 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.560 Ad A lady, ad A lady, A lady ad lady filtered. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:07.440 Hello and welcome to the birthing sweet. I am Haley 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:10.160 Pearson and I am Lauren Jes. One of us is 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:12.440 having a baby in about twenty four hours time. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:16.200 Oh is the day. 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:18.520 Welcome to Adelaidie. 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:21.120 I'm filtered, just to reset because we do it every day, 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:22.119 just in case the first time. 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:23.080 We've heard our episode. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:23.760 Welcome. 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:28.800 We are besties, we're business partners. We have ade lady. Hello, 0:00:28.840 --> 0:00:31.760 I say Halo's immedia and we do everything together except 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.239 bang bang. But you did bang once because you are 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:34.680 about to. 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.760 Yeah, if my parents ask us one time. 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:39.080 Twice, you've got to twice. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:39.760 Oh yeah, twice. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:41.000 Tilt conception. 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.199 That's it. And that's how I like to think of 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:44.559 my parents too. 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:45.440 Yeah. Same. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:50.120 This is actually a really special moment, hope you. I'm fine, 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:54.000 full of nurves for you that you're about to embark 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:55.520 on having two children. 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:59.640 You're about to have be cut open, seven laves of skin. 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.840 Where to bring the mood down business and. 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.520 A large baby be pulled out. I'm so excited. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:06.520 Do you know what? It's funny? 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:08.039 I was talking to a lady the other day she 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:09.800 thought I was going from two to three, and she 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.199 was just like, oh, one to two is the worst. 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:14.000 That is the worst time of my life. But two 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:16.400 to three was totally fine. I was like, I'm going 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:17.040 from one to two. 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:18.640 She's like, oh would she will the luck have a 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:19.120 great day. 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:22.760 How are you feeling? 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:25.679 Though, I've been really emotional because it's the last time 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:27.600 of the three of us. So on the weekend we 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:29.240 went and had a little steak cane in the city 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:32.520 together and we swam and it was everything that Sophia 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:34.480 wanted to do. She wanted to swim in the heated pool. 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.639 She ate chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We walked 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.240 down North Terrace and saw the lights to illuminate. Everything 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.480 was for her. She had Yochi at like nine o'clock 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:42.800 at night. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:44.960 We know her posing for a photo with a tiny 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.040 little robe on with her leg just popping out. Oh 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.240 my god, she does the legs. She does the leg 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.040 pop a hip hop and the leg pop. 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.080 Every She loved it. She's like, can we have his 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:57.280 every day with no rules? I'm like, no, mate, this is. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.400 All you get because as the next week your second fiddle. 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:02.720 And then I spent the. 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:05.440 Whole drive home crying because I was so emotional that 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:06.640 it was the last. 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:08.040 Do you know? Do you know what? 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:12.440 This sounds awful but also good at the same time. 0:02:12.560 --> 0:02:15.600 I guess I feel like I don't even remember when 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:18.560 it was the three of us. That's good, but no, 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:21.520 but isn't that that's bad? Like there was three years 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:25.360 when it was Austin, Jimmy and myself and I don't 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:26.880 remember a time that Alfie wasn't there. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:28.520 And you'll be like that too, you know. 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:29.520 And it's funny. 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:32.320 We were driving and because I've been very highly emotional, 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:33.360 you may have noticed. 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.560 May have not. I'm not noticing. It's like my rock 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:37.399 crying a lot. 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:40.320 The music was on in the car and we like 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.119 left the hotel and I started crying, and Sophia goes, 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:46.640 what now. 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.800 Turned the music off? And he goes right, family meeting, Mum, 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:52.680 what's wrong? Are you okay? I'm like. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:58.160 And the three yes, and Sophie a little dictator in 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:00.359 the bags, rolling her eyes like, can you Mary so 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:01.400 we can turn the music back on. 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.280 Speaking of music in cars, when we left the hospital 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.720 with both kids, we played a. 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:16.360 Yard That's the song I think of when they're coming out, 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:21.520 you know, it's like me do it nah, And then 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:22.600 the curtain dropped and. 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:24.120 You see the light of their face and their little 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:25.279 faces all screwed. 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.440 And they're covering the white stuff. What is it called? 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:30.560 Yeah, I don't know fortos, whatever it is, I don't know. 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:31.880 They might thank God, they. 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:32.280 Want that shit. 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.200 No, they well, you're not supposed to bath, and you've 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.040 got to leave it on. It's good for their skin. Really, 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:38.480 just cover it up in one's I. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.920 Feel like I didn't kiss that off his face. When 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.520 I first smelt Alfie, he smelled like chocolate. 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.000 And his favorite food now is chocolate. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.200 It's weird. I literally said that was like, hey, this 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:48.160 kid smells like chocolate. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:52.920 Austin would have been something healthy like because he's such 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:54.880 a health free All. 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.320 Right, well, we're very very this is our last podcast 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.120 that we're recording without a baby on your lap. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.360 You've got Betty little baby Doggie. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:05.080 Who's weirdly nuzzles into your fanny every single podcast. If 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.160 you watch the videos closely, you would have seen that 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:08.080 she has. 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.839 Been like this, This is how I sleep at night. 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:13.120 She was like this before, Like I always knew that 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:13.880 I was pregnant. 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:16.559 Mentally, yeah, but she was like this before I actually 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:19.200 knew dogs are so intuitive. 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:21.840 Mom, No, do you ever think that my morbid brain 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:24.120 if she's if my dog starts sniffing a certain part 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.480 of my body, I'm like, is there something wrong? 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:27.680 Can you smell a tumer? 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.440 Well they can't. They say dogs can smell. No, I 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.320 know before it happens. 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:34.159 Okay, I'm a little member of the week. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:37.599 It's school holidays at the moment, right, and I've taken 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:40.000 a week off. It's been amazing, and I just want 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:41.920 to pick paint the picture of having an eleven year 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:42.240 old boy. 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:43.400 It's my favorite age. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.480 And I always say this on the podcast because it's innocent, 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:50.920 but it's fun, it's cheeky, but it's they still need 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:53.080 their moms. It's all of that, right, So this is 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.480 what it's like. They get their backpack in the morning, 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.600 they pack their little soccer ball in there, maybe a 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.800 drink bottle if they remember that. Then they get set 0:04:59.920 --> 0:05:02.640 up on their way on their little scooter to their 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.000 friend's house. And we all live close together, so there's 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:06.839 like five of them, and they screwed to each other's 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.120 houses and then they scooted to the park. And at 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:11.520 the part they're playing soccer until the sun almost dips 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.480 below the grass. We can't contact them because none of 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.120 them have phones yet, because we haven't let them have 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.560 phones yet. So we start stressing and we're driving around 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:19.680 the neighborhoods. 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:19.960 Trying to find them. 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.120 But then we always find them and they're together and 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:25.440 they're fine. And then after they've played soccer, they go 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:30.520 Coloone shopping. What they're obsessed with Colonne shopping. It's amazing. 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:34.000 They went into Runde Wall and they went to Sephora, 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.520 and they went to Mecca, and they went to David 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:40.400 Jones and Meyer and Star Chemists, and they got all 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:44.560 of the samples because they love Colone shopping. They're obsessed 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.640 with all the expensive brands. And I'm not talking like 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:51.159 David Beckham. I'm talking like, why so I went and 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:53.159 got They fought over this little you know, when we 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:54.800 went and got your expensive bag that you just bought 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:55.720 for your push present. 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:57.760 I'm not telling anyone about it. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.640 Yeah, that one we got little sofa that day. The 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:04.320 boys have stolen those samples. This is the best thing ever. 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:09.000 I'm wearing my sample right now. Al smells lucks, It 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:10.400 smells right. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.159 Algys to bed last night. 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.919 But my low light of the holidays happened and it 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:19.800 was the saddest thing I think that's happened. So Alfie 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:24.640 often I'm still I'll sleep with him, right we sleep 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.320 next to each other because I love sleeping next wee 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:27.200 him because it's really nice. 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:28.240 His bedrooms at. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:29.400 The end of the house and you don't have much 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:30.200 time of that left. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:33.760 No, I love it. So anyway, during the holidays, I 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:35.400 was like, this is a great time. I've cleaned your room. 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:36.839 I'll just go and get my things. 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.039 So I go to my bedroom and I get my 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.640 pillow under one arm, I've got my phone charge room one. 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:43.599 I've got my drink bottle and my box of tissues 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:45.440 because I was a bit sick. So I walk into 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.839 his room and I've got all my things. I'm in 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.560 my pajamas, ready to go to bed. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:50.520 It's so sad. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:53.520 And I walk into his room and he's on his 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.800 laptop and he's facetiming a couple of people, and I'm like, 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:02.480 are we gonna go to bed? And he's like, oh, oh, Mom, 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:05.160 I'm just on the phone. I'm like, oh, I thought 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:06.400 we were going to go. You don't want me to 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:10.520 sleep here tonight. And he's like, oh, it's okay, baby, 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:11.400 it's fine, it's fine. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.000 I won't I won't put the guilty properly. It's fine. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:14.640 I'll go back to my bedroom. I'm actually will come. 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:15.560 Here in Italian it's good. 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:15.600 No. 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:16.520 No, I didn't want to. 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:17.800 I didn't want to make itim feel guilty. And then 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:20.120 he's like, oh, I feel so bad. My MoMA feels 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.440 so bad. I'm so sorry. Hold on and he puts 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:24.080 his friends on hold and he's like, I'm so sorry, mom, 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:24.640 I'm so sorry. 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:26.360 I'm like, it's okay, you don't have to feel bad. 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:31.360 I was dying inside. My heart literally frighted, and I 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:32.280 went back to bed. 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.560 And then at eleven o'clock or whenever he finished his 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.960 phone call, he wakes me up and he's like, mom, 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:39.720 you can come in now, come into the bed. 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:41.960 And I'm like, no, no, no, you chose your friends 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:43.800 over me. It's fine to stake. 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:46.400 My No, I'm not second fiddle to your friends. 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:47.120 Oh my god, it was. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.680 So like, it was so embarrassing. I was embarrassed in 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:52.240 front of my eleven year old boars. I walked in 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:53.640 with all my things for you to sleep over it, 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:55.560 and he didn't want me. I had to walk out 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:55.880 of the room. 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:58.760 Little traggies, You ready. 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:05.840 My eyemask, go on? Ready to sleep? Anyway, that's my man? 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:06.920 All right, big week. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:09.800 So a little bit later, I'm going to talk about 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.440 a letter I got on my car from what I 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:13.239 think was a woman. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:14.360 You think it was a man. 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.280 Yeah, I've got a theory why I think it's a man. 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.520 We've put it on social media. A lot of people 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:20.880 are angry at this letter. 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:24.080 Yeah, it's not a nice letter. No, it's a passive, aggressive, 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:26.400 disgusting letter. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:27.080 Yeah. 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:27.920 Yeah. 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.240 Speaking to about that a little bit later on. And 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.559 you want to talk about your parents. Your mum hasn't 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:33.199 been very well. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:35.480 Oh, I've had a bit of a week. I feel 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:40.040 a bit wobbly talking about this. But it's something I've 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.200 noticed about my mum and dad's marriage that I've probably 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.839 never realized until this week. And I think it's really 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:50.440 relatable because I think in our parents' generation it was 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:51.320 done very differently. 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:53.480 Everyone had their role and. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:56.720 They quietly do their role without the other person knowing 0:08:56.760 --> 0:09:02.280 anything about it. And mum is has pneumonia in the 0:09:02.320 --> 0:09:04.760 moment and bad it's all of it's been both lungs. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:08.000 It's just it's knocked her for six and she's at home. 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:08.520 With hospital care. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.720 She had nurse coming in the morning, in the middle 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:13.400 of the day, at night. She's got IV, she got oxygen, 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:16.240 she's got all the things happening right. And I know 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:17.800 I talk about my parents on the show a lot, 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:19.920 but it's because I am really close to my family, 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:23.640 and like ridiculously close, Like my umbilical cord. 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:25.480 Is still attached to my mum. And so. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.000 I've noticed something as an only child now that I 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:32.760 can't really talk about with anybody else, and that is 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:38.640 that since mum's been sick, my dad has had to 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:40.960 take the reins for other things around the house. And 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.640 this is not me painting dads as villains or anything 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:48.600 like that, because it's actually been beautiful to watch. But Dad, 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:51.160 in the fifty years that they've been married, fifty four 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.839 years I think they've been married, Dad's never done the 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:57.680 supermarket shopping ever. In fact, I think he's walked into 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:01.200 a supermarket maybe five times in those fifty years, and 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:03.800 that would be with my mum or to get a 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:06.280 bottle of water or something. It's never done the full shop, 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:10.400 which is such an strange thing in itself to imagine 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.520 never going. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:16.520 Into a supermarket. Isn't that a weird thing? It's very well, 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.200 we know our way around with our eyes shut. Yeah, 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:20.680 he doesn't know anything, so. 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:24.560 And he wouldn't know what it takes to run the household. Yeah, 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.400 you just open the fridge and it's there. You open 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:28.680 the pantry and it's there here, like if you said 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:29.280 go buy everything. 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:30.000 He's got no idea. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.600 So Mum knows what's running out, where it is in 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.320 the supermarket, what he likes, what she likes, what you 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:38.040 need to make that and this and so at the moment, 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.400 their house is running out of food. So I've been 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.320 going to I've been making soups and trying to get 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.080 things for them so they don't have to cook right, 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:48.200 And Dad tried to go to the supermarket, got all 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.080 the wrong things, and Mum being a bit of a martyr, 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:53.280 which our mums are full martyrs, you're not going to 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:54.520 do it right, So I may as well go. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:57.079 Yeah, I'll be on my deathbed, but I'll literally. 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:01.079 Yeah, Mum cannot breathe. She shouldn't be twenty meters because 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.880 she can barely breathe. But she the other day, I'm 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.200 on the phone to them, Why why are in the 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:07.719 carry you going to the doctors? No, we're just going 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.360 to the supermarket. Why are you going to the supermarket? 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.520 Mum? You can barely stand up? 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:14.480 Because your dad he can't. I need to show him 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:15.120 where things are. 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.960 It's actually really sad to think about it that she 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:22.160 was there, couldn't breathe had a mask on because she 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.160 had to show him things that he didn't know. And 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.240 it's not like he's not willing. He wants to help 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.160 in every single way he can, as your dad would 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:29.560 be the same. 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.760 But he does other things around the house and much 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:32.240 other stuff. 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:38.040 It's the roles, but it's such an old fashioned way now. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.719 I think because our part husbands they know their way 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.120 around the supermarket, they know their way around better than 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:45.120 we know our way around. 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.440 No, well, it's funny that you mentioned these. 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.840 Yesterday I sent Burgiae to the weekly shop and he goes, 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:52.120 what do you guys, what do you want? I'm like, 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:56.240 the weekly shop, go to the does don't be smart? 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.520 What do you want in the weekly shop? I was like, oh, 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.120 what do we have? What do Sofia have? 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:01.920 In our lunchbox. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:05.400 I was because I'm being a bitch, massive bitch, And 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.720 I send him and I might, well, do we have berries? 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:09.559 Do we have bananas? Do we have yogurt? Do we 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:12.559 have bread? Do we have milk? What do you have 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:15.160 when you open the fridge? A snap? 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:19.000 Snap, snap, snaptap, and then the texts and then and 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.200 then he send me screenshots to the trolley. I'm like, 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:23.600 well that's I don't eat beef mintce. I eat turkey mints, 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.560 so I know that. Yeah, why would you buy beef mints? 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:28.480 Oh it's for me because it's lean. 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:31.840 Like, oh, it's just so snappy. But I got annoyed 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.120 because we have to do it with our eyes shut. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.040 We have to know. But at least he is out 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:40.120 there doing it. It's not like he's being vindictive and 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:41.640 doesn't want to do it and saying you need to 0:12:41.640 --> 0:12:42.160 be in the kitchen. 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.079 I always take the reins on that stuff. But then 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:46.600 he was like, do you need bin liners? Do you 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:49.280 need washing powder? Do you need I was like, yes, no, 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:52.720 you do we need oh yeah, because I'm in the 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:54.280 chain and the bowling. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:57.200 Chain in the laundry. So that's what it was like. 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.520 Mom, apparently walked into the souper market and she's pointing 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:02.120 to him. He's had He was like, it was the 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:05.960 periodic table. He was like, I have no idea what 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:07.440 any of these things are and what they do. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:09.480 I just know that I love Roses cooking. 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.240 But is your mama Marta in a sense of like, so, say, 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.599 sometimes my dad will go to the supermarket and it 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:17.880 will buy his favorite yogurt. Yeah, but Mom's like, that's 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:18.680 not the brand we buy. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.760 We don't use that yogurt. We use this yoga And 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.240 he goes, it's just yogurt. 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:24.200 Yes, it's exactly what It's like. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:25.079 It doesn't matter. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:28.080 But the sad thing is, and I guess it's kind 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:32.000 of a learning thing, is that I hate thinking about this. 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:34.800 But one day, if you know, one of them will 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:35.720 not be able. 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.160 To do stuff because something has happened to them, the 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.280 other one is left with everything. So how do you 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.240 make sure that that other one left is okay? 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:45.400 You have to. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.560 I think I've actually been thinking about this. I feel 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:51.040 like I want to take a bunch of old dads 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.240 like my dad. When I say old, they're young, they're young, 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:55.839 but they're old. Do you know what I mean they're 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:59.240 seventy five. Take them to the supermarket. 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:00.800 And do a tour and show them where things are. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.200 Do a cooking class. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:04.600 I get sprout should do this like I could cooking 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:07.600 class with dads, just to show them simple, five simple 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.520 recipes that they can make, because I swear to God, 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:11.480 my dad would not be able to make a thing. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.040 In fact, I tested him. 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:14.959 I was on this. 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:16.679 Couch yesterday and I was like, I'm just going to 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:18.800 do a little test to see how much my dad 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:23.040 actually knows about food and shopping and prices and things 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:23.360 like that. 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.600 Have a listen. Wayne Pearson snaps. You can follow him 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:29.400 on Instagram now joins the show. Have a listen to this. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.520 What's co churs course? 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:32.960 Because I know what it is. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:38.520 It's like a rice type thing. It's past. 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.040 How would you make a suit? What's the first thing 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:41.280 you can do? 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:45.240 You make a soup? I will get a can? 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:47.600 I can? 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:49.800 I can a tomato soup? 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:51.560 How do you make a soup? 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:56.160 Put him in the sauceman? How many minutes does it 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:57.280 take to boil an egg? 0:14:57.560 --> 0:14:57.840 Too? 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.640 Twelve dish washing tablets? 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:08.280 I think about thirteen tried but trickle that? 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:08.560 Oh? 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:08.960 Really? 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:19.000 I named five vegetables, carrots, potatoes, carrots and potatoes, humpkin, 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.080 broccoli and onion. 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:25.360 And if you were to roast them, what would you do? 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:29.640 Well, put them in one of those metal plates in 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.280 the oven. Put them in there and a little bit 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:37.000 of butter. I've got no idea, no idea. 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:41.240 What's the difference between zucchini and kikomba? 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:48.120 The queue and kikamba the similar shape, But I don't 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:51.080 know one's a bit more tasty. 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:51.200 Than the other. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.120 I'm sorry, but I wouldn't know the difference between a 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:57.280 zucchini and a cucumber. 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:58.800 That was a tricky one. 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:02.000 You don't know the different what's the difference? What's the 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:04.800 salad ones? Vegetable? One's in the salad? You have cucumber 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:08.800 in your salads? Yea old? And then you cook the zucchini. 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:10.840 You can eat zucchinny raw. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:12.080 You can't eat it raw? 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:14.160 Yeah, and all sorts of stuff you treat twinter there, 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:18.000 that was a trick. I'm a wain O's side here. 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:21.280 That was a trick he thought was rice. 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:24.760