1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:02,400 Speaker 1: Fizzy and Whipper. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 2: Know hey guys, and welcome to the Fits In Whipper Podcast. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 3: A very special Christmas edition. 4 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 2: For this podcast, we are going to crack open the 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 2: archive and pull out one of our classic Christmas pantos. 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,439 Speaker 2: They're always a massive amount of fun, they're filled with 7 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 2: celebrities and they feature as Scrooge the one and only 8 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,759 Speaker 2: raymer Merry Christmas everyone, and we'll see you in twenty nineteen. 9 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 3: FITSI and Whippers a Christmas carol. 10 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 4: It was Christmas Eve and all across Australia everyone. 11 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 3: Was filled with joy and love. 12 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:41,159 Speaker 4: Everyone except the miserly Ebenezer Scrooge, who was closing up 13 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:45,480 Speaker 4: his surf club for the evening. Merry Christmas, Scrooge, bah Humbug, 14 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 4: bah humbug was over. 15 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 5: That's a new strain of a bala. Now finish your 16 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,239 Speaker 5: beer and bugger off before I ram it down your gullet. 17 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 6: A kay guy, right, he's own himself on his hungry stone. 18 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 5: The flaming crows every year this Christmas joint. It's in 19 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 5: me face with sticky beeit. Well wishers are long hair? 20 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 7: Yeah? Who's singing Christmas carols? 21 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 3: I don't want a love for Christmas? 22 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 7: There is just one thing I. 23 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,919 Speaker 3: Don't care about the present. 24 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:22,839 Speaker 7: Christmas cheek. This is exactly what I mean. Hi, we are. 25 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 3: Brothers three, and we've come to wish you. 26 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 5: A merry Christmas, Brothers third, bloody place, more like it. 27 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 5: You loser's got beaten by a doll blood er in 28 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 5: a sheiler. 29 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 2: Oh Scrooge, why won't you let some love in your 30 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 2: hearts and let them? 31 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 7: Tyler Swift? What idiots. 32 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 3: Pimony Mas? 33 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 8: And I've bought myself I well gold frankincense and get it. 34 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 7: And you touched in the head mate, we did that 35 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 7: jack last year? 36 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well I couldn't find any merd but I 37 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 5: got a voice recording from Ollie Murders. 38 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 3: And listen to me tonight we've small sy ah. That's 39 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 3: finally I remember giving you permission to use my voice, though. 40 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:07,000 Speaker 5: I remember giving us stuff. Go on, palm jeez, it 41 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 5: never rhymes but a bloody pause. 42 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: High Scrooge, I'm enderly, I'm and has. 43 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 7: Great Christmas deals for you. I've got a deal for you. 44 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 7: Get off my doorstep, and I won't scone yet scounce. 45 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 9: Hmmm sounds good to me, Lionel, And that's why Bingley 46 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 9: has amazing prices on top brand others. 47 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: Oh yummy, mummy, Thanks Lionel, I've been working out. Ha ha. 48 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: I'm Enderly and I'm lionel Ly. 49 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 4: Will Scrooge ever learn to share in the spirit of Christmas? 50 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 4: W all the writers ever discover a new way of 51 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 4: introducing characters apart from knocking and opening a door. Find 52 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,799 Speaker 4: out in the next episode featuring Kate. 53 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 10: Ritchie I work on the Drive show, so I was 54 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 10: a cost effective option for a cameo. 55 00:02:51,720 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 6: And Taylor's swift no sorry mate, sitsy and We're a 56 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 6: Christmas Carol, whipper over previously Merry Christmas. 57 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 7: Scrooge hug Hi, we are Brothers? 58 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,799 Speaker 5: Say Lisa's got beaten by a dull blooder in a 59 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 5: Sheila Hi. 60 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 4: I'm Palm and now episode two of FITSI and Whippers 61 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 4: a Christmas Carol. 62 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 3: After a hard Christmas Eve of. 63 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 4: Being angry and annoyed with pretty much everything, Ebaneza, Scrooge 64 00:03:27,919 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 4: was fast asleep when he was awakened by your mysterious apparition. 65 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 5: Which one of you lazy, lying about style of money 66 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 5: from the till which one are you? 67 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 7: Young Hurligan took off with me? 68 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 5: Both which one are you flyman, Mongrel's nickmake ate, Richie Scoo. 69 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 7: Screw, what Sally? What are you doing here? 70 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 10: I work on the Drive Show? So I was a 71 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 10: cost effective option for a cameo. 72 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 7: Here right, Drive Show? Eh, how do you feel about 73 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 7: the return of Amie Janie? 74 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 10: You are an angry old man, devoid of Christmas spirit, 75 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 10: and tonight you will be visited by three ghosts who 76 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,960 Speaker 10: shall show you the error of your ways. 77 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 7: Okay, so one down, turn to go. No, I said three, 78 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 7: but aren't you a ghost? So two more? 79 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,799 Speaker 3: You know I'm not a ghost. 80 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 10: I'm a drive show host. 81 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,960 Speaker 5: We'll say about that after Hamie Janette. 82 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 7: Jeez, where'd you go? Screw? Tell you you mangrels? 83 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 4: Have I heard of? 84 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 5: Years in the front door? Bloody near set me draps 85 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:36,599 Speaker 5: on fire? 86 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 7: Hi on the ghost of Christmas past? 87 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:40,919 Speaker 3: Sawyer? 88 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 9: Right? 89 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 5: I got this story thirty seconds again, get on with it. 90 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 11: Wow, that was incredibly rude, Just trying to do my job, 91 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:54,040 Speaker 11: but paar enough. Suddenly Scrooge found himself looking upon a 92 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 11: Christmas dinner from long ago when he was in a 93 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,920 Speaker 11: relationship with a lovely Taylor Swift. 94 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 5: Thank you, that's really nice of you. 95 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,039 Speaker 3: No, worries come back. 96 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 7: You probably don't know what that means. 97 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 3: There you love? 98 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 7: That means I hate bloody Christmas? How could I forget 99 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 7: I after we've polished off this pig? 100 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 5: What are you reckon about gowing down to the handless 101 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,479 Speaker 5: shelter and telling them to go and get jobs? 102 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 7: Definitely you want to take a bit of sack, hasn't they? 103 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,720 Speaker 1: I'm I'm monally are you? 104 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 4: Are you seeing. 105 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 10: Christmas carols on the first day of Christmas? 106 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:33,560 Speaker 9: I got from Bingley a great deal on a big 107 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 9: screen TV. 108 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 3: Glorious and tender rendition. 109 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 7: Right the sign bucker off? 110 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,280 Speaker 1: You're flaming mongrels? 111 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,880 Speaker 7: Thank you? Right? Anyway? I love? How do you feel 112 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 7: about their relationship? 113 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 5: It's like a recurring nightmare? 114 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 7: Get out? Bye? Do you see all screwge? Are your 115 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 7: cold heart leaves you? Loadly? 116 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,279 Speaker 5: Might I see a good looking roaster who's just dropped 117 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 5: these winy misses and it's now looking down the barrel 118 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,599 Speaker 5: love a double helping of ham. 119 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 11: Whoa Well, actually, you know it's not really how it's 120 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 11: supposed to play out. 121 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 7: But you know I do see your point. Thank you. 122 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 7: Swing some of that swine this way, you old dog. 123 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,920 Speaker 4: Will Scrooge ever learned to share in the spirit of Christmas. 124 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 4: Is it more than a little bit creepy that elf 125 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 4: Stewart was in a relationship with Taylor Swift. Find out 126 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,720 Speaker 4: in the next episode featuring Guy Sebastian, He's very sexy 127 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 4: and talented life, Russell Crowe, I love you too, Dolling, 128 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 4: Tara Reid. 129 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:37,360 Speaker 3: Let's dear glackyspeel again and Jason Trulo. Okay, what is yours? 130 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 7: Truly? Jason Rulo? 131 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,159 Speaker 3: And There's nothing I love more the listen it's a renegade. 132 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 4: In the Bunya, Fits and Whippers a Christmas Carol over Previously, 133 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 4: the miserly Ebenezer Scrooge was visited by Kate Ritchie and 134 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 4: the ghost of Christmas Parks still failed to see the 135 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 4: error of his ways. 136 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 7: Wade aside, bugger. 137 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: Off, you're flaming mangrols. 138 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 4: Thank you, and now episode three your Fitzi and Whippers 139 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 4: a Christmas Carol, Scrooge was back tucked up in bed, 140 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 4: but about to receive another unwelcome visitor. 141 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 7: The Scoog Scoo another bloody ghost. Well, I guess it's me. 142 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 5: I'm fault for building the caravan park on an Indian 143 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 5: burial ground. 144 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 2: I am the ghost of a Christmas present. 145 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 7: Do you look a bit like Guy Sebastian. 146 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 3: Oh thanks, yeah, yeah, he's very sexy and talented bloke. 147 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 7: It sounds like him as well. 148 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:41,920 Speaker 3: What a compliment. 149 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 2: You should get his latest albums called Madness Now just 150 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 2: in time for Christmas. 151 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 12: Kyday, guys, did somebody say integrated sales opportunity? 152 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,480 Speaker 4: It was Richard Wilkins aka Dicky the Donkey from last 153 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,640 Speaker 4: year's Christmas panto. 154 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 12: Yeah, that's right, and my book Black Ties Red Capet's 155 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:05,080 Speaker 12: Green Rooms would be the perfect stocking filler this Christmas shutter. 156 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,200 Speaker 7: Everybody got their plug. 157 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 1: Away, Actually, we wouldn't mind a crack. 158 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,360 Speaker 7: Great news. I'm Yenderly and I'm Linally. Christmas has come 159 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 7: early at being Lee, behold. 160 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 4: Scrooge while you're home alone on Christmas swearing at the tv. 161 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 3: Everyone else is enjoying time with family and friends. 162 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 2: Look, here's Russell Crowe having dinner with his beautiful family. 163 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 3: Like what a magnificent meal. 164 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:36,079 Speaker 4: Reminds me of the extravagant banquets of the Roman aristocracy. 165 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 3: Great work, sweetheart. I love you too, Darling, and I 166 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 3: love you as well. My beautiful children. 167 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:47,240 Speaker 7: Now fantastic. 168 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,000 Speaker 4: Now, which one of you wants to chuck on a 169 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:49,960 Speaker 4: suddle and run me out of. 170 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 3: The shop to pick up a puget of Peter Starbinson. 171 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:55,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, well it does look like a bit more fun 172 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 5: than sitting in front of me sixty five in Chelsea 173 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,439 Speaker 5: screaming at red food. 174 00:08:59,559 --> 00:08:59,920 Speaker 7: Get a. 175 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 2: Oh and look here it's Tara Reid having a festive 176 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,840 Speaker 2: evening singing with Jason Derulo. 177 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:14,360 Speaker 3: Wow, that was awesome, Jason Derulo. Yeah, it definitely wouldn't 178 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 3: be one of your songs about you seeing your own name. 179 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,960 Speaker 1: Let's do the Glockerspiel again. 180 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:19,600 Speaker 3: What's the Glockenspiel? 181 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,120 Speaker 7: I don't know, seems like an odd pairing. 182 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, funny thing is that's actually a scene from Sharknado 183 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 2: three right in the name. 184 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 3: Of Caesar, I divine that I also received a plug 185 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 3: from my new movie The Water Divine a out boxing 186 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,400 Speaker 3: day and all good theaters. Let's start call upon the 187 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:34,959 Speaker 3: Armies of. 188 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 11: The North to much of a bo this radio station 189 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,320 Speaker 11: and like wakes to this pederfle comedy sketch. 190 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 4: Thanks very much, Will Scrooge ever learned to share in 191 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 4: the spirit of Christmas, you'd certainly think that that's a 192 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:53,319 Speaker 4: reasonable expectation, considering that there's only one more episode to go. 193 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 4: They'd find out next time for sure, as Justice Crew. 194 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 5: Looky for you, Our fucking dance means very quiet on 195 00:09:59,360 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 5: stage at. 196 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,200 Speaker 3: Your music festival and the Wiggles also known as the 197 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 3: Ghosts of Christmas. 198 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:11,959 Speaker 4: Future us for fits and Whippers Christmas Carol. 199 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:16,680 Speaker 7: That so many celebrities. 200 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:18,839 Speaker 3: Previously. 201 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,439 Speaker 4: Despite being worn to change his ways by two ghosts 202 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,200 Speaker 4: that a cake, Richie, Yeah, I guess it's. 203 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,520 Speaker 5: My fault for building the caravan park on an Indian 204 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,439 Speaker 5: burial ground. 205 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 3: Bernieza, Scrooge had managed to shake it off. No way, 206 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, how are you? Did you like that one? 207 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,839 Speaker 3: I actually actually wrote it specifically for you, so. 208 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,520 Speaker 5: Oh my god, what that is? 209 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:43,560 Speaker 4: So sweet? Don't be silly. Just give us your number 210 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 4: and we'll catch up for a coffee letter on or 211 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:49,640 Speaker 4: something says that mean you give us your number or. 212 00:10:51,360 --> 00:11:00,680 Speaker 8: Okay, anyway, it's the last episode of this Christmas thing, 213 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 8: so roll the music. 214 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,840 Speaker 4: So Scrooge isn't bed again, and here comes another ghost 215 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 4: or something. 216 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:14,840 Speaker 5: Screw here, guys need to change up your inferences A 217 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,640 Speaker 5: bit kind of. 218 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 7: Loses its punch the third time round. 219 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 10: Hi, we're the Wheels also known as the Ghosts of 220 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,560 Speaker 10: Christmas Future. 221 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, right, with all those mully colored skivvies. I thought 222 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,679 Speaker 5: you were the cast of Star Trek. 223 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 7: Where's Jeff? 224 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 1: I'm right here. Hi, I'm Yenderly. 225 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,079 Speaker 7: Hi. 226 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,000 Speaker 3: There have been quite a few wiggly changes. We've replaced 227 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,480 Speaker 3: Jeff with Yenderly from the Big Leads. 228 00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:41,079 Speaker 1: Are you ready for weekly journeying into the future? 229 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,520 Speaker 7: Does it matter if I'm not? Thoughts? 230 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:48,720 Speaker 5: Welcome to the Terrible future, Screwge, where monkeys rule the 231 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 5: earth and the law is upheld by evil robots known 232 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 5: as the Justice Crew. 233 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,439 Speaker 1: Look out here that come now. 234 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:59,680 Speaker 2: Whatever you do, don't mention time travel here in the future. 235 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:04,040 Speaker 11: It's a legal and you can be said to the future, Hello, 236 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,320 Speaker 11: what's going on in here? 237 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 4: Oh? 238 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 5: Nothing, just a Scrowge, just sitting around, not traveling through 239 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,640 Speaker 5: time and having a beer with a cast of Star Trek. 240 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:13,439 Speaker 4: Beer. 241 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:17,080 Speaker 7: What is beer? He means future beer? 242 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:21,400 Speaker 5: Ditsch Scrooge, Yeah, yeah, yeah, a future beer. 243 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:26,040 Speaker 9: Hmm, My senses indicate you're not being completely truthful. 244 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,200 Speaker 3: I love you for you. Fucking dancemills are required on 245 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,640 Speaker 3: stage at Future Music. 246 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,880 Speaker 7: Festival, which here in the future is called music festival. 247 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:41,480 Speaker 7: Stay out of Travel was clos What a dreadful future? 248 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 7: What did humanity do. 249 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,120 Speaker 3: To deserve this? 250 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 7: You mean, what did you do? Scrooge? He don't pin 251 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 7: this on me, Captain Kirk, don't you see. 252 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,000 Speaker 1: Scrooge a war, a full of angries. I hate led 253 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 1: to this. 254 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,959 Speaker 9: Every time you slam the door in the face of 255 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,640 Speaker 9: flaming mongrel. 256 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,040 Speaker 1: Every time you tell a long head. 257 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:02,240 Speaker 9: Yahoo to about go off, you are bringing us closer 258 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:02,520 Speaker 9: to this. 259 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:08,199 Speaker 7: What I'm responsible for this? No it's not true. 260 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 9: No, no. 261 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,760 Speaker 4: Suddenly Scrooge found himself back in the exact same place 262 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,400 Speaker 4: he had been earlier that evening, calling. 263 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,040 Speaker 3: Last drinks at the surf Club. 264 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,240 Speaker 7: I've traveled back in time. 265 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, missus Scratche. 266 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,479 Speaker 1: Remember what you have learned, Scrooge? 267 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 5: Oh, buy any Westinghouse fridge and get a free turkey. 268 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,400 Speaker 9: No, well, yes, I'm all a bit about a terrible 269 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,960 Speaker 9: future and how you can change it and all that. 270 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 5: Hi you dead, my I said, Merry Christmas, mister Scratche. 271 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,959 Speaker 5: Merry Christmas to you young fellow who wants another drink. 272 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 4: Wow, a minute ago you were bar humbugging up a 273 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,600 Speaker 4: bloody storm. 274 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 3: It's like you've completely changed. 275 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 5: Maybe I have son, Maybe I have tising from Brothers three. 276 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,320 Speaker 7: You'll get a swift kick up the behind. Boys, get 277 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,160 Speaker 7: the hell out of here. 278 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,960 Speaker 1: That's screwge. 279 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 3: Ding it with a bit of full house. 280 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:14,960 Speaker 4: Cut it out it see and wibber