Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's get unpopular swans sweeping steamers. Oh yes, what is
Speaker 2: something that you have believed for a long time but
Speaker 2: you almost don't want to say it because you know
Speaker 2: that you might well be on your pat Malone.
Speaker 3: Right, we're so cranky today that we're kicking the show
Speaker 3: off with sweeping statements.
Speaker 1: I had three did, and that's unlike me. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to go for. I know that we did
Speaker 1: talk about food courts.
Speaker 2: I'm going to change it up, okay, because I've got
Speaker 2: a new one that I haven't told you, And it
Speaker 2: goes like this.
Speaker 1: If you're in a car park.
Speaker 2: And you see an empty space and you decide to
Speaker 2: pull up past it and reverse in, you can go
Speaker 2: to hell.
Speaker 3: Why what sort of animal drives front on?
Speaker 1: Every one?
Speaker 3: Drive?
Speaker 1: That's the point?
Speaker 3: Go back. You should have your license taken off you.
Speaker 3: If you can't reverse park into a car park.
Speaker 1: Spot, I beg your pardon.
Speaker 3: You should have your license.
Speaker 2: No remove No, I'm not talking about the ones where
Speaker 2: you're I can't think of the word talking about the
Speaker 2: ones where you're pulling in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I always I always reverse in, I drive
Speaker 3: forward and reversing in so that when I go, it's
Speaker 3: a lot easier.
Speaker 2: What about the people that are waiting and think that
Speaker 2: you're moving into the park, but no, I'm moving forward,
Speaker 2: And then they move forward because that's what a normal
Speaker 2: process is. And then they've got to reverse up because
Speaker 2: you want to reverse in.
Speaker 3: No, you put your indicator on and your wait eight seconds.
Speaker 1: Parking goes nos.
Speaker 3: First, no end of disagree.
Speaker 1: You can go to hell.
Speaker 3: Go to hell. Can we have a car parking brawl?
Speaker 3: If you and I met in a car park, it
Speaker 3: would go I'll.
Speaker 2: Tell you what that's happened to me twice this week,
Speaker 2: and the next time I'm hoping it's you. I'm hoping
Speaker 2: it's you because I am ready to go.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is my sweeping statement today. You're gonna not lie.
Speaker 1: Oh great.
Speaker 3: I think the most disgusting food texture there is is
Speaker 3: an omelet. They are vile. Why would you want to
Speaker 3: put that texture in your mouth? Someone? I had a
Speaker 3: bite of someone the other day and I'm like, actually,
Speaker 3: at the age of twenty seven, I've just realized how
Speaker 3: disgusting omelets are. Yuck, poach it or scramble it and
Speaker 3: have it on some sourdough, just that omelet texture in
Speaker 3: my mouth? No, thank you?
Speaker 1: What was it? Who made it?
Speaker 3: The cafe? They're just they're awful though. I just had that.
Speaker 3: It came to me.
Speaker 2: Well, look, you're entitled to that opinion, but you're wrong.
Speaker 2: What is your sweeping stamond? What is your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 3: Make us angry? Let's make Swan angry.
Speaker 1: Today because I feel like we're angry now.
Speaker 3: It gives me life.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show. Let's bring the mood weed down
Speaker 1: Swan's sweeping statement.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is where you have a full skirmish,
Speaker 2: a fisticuff with the entire population that does not agree
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: You and I just had to fight in the song
Speaker 3: about your sweeping statement because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I really think that you are so entitled.
Speaker 3: No, I'm correct.
Speaker 1: Your time is better than my time.
Speaker 3: If you six seconds. It's how a car park works.
Speaker 1: No, it's not how a car park works.
Speaker 2: They're designed to go nose first, get out of the way.
Speaker 2: Everybody is going shopping and needs to get there.
Speaker 3: Look at our instagram at the Christy Swan Show. If
Speaker 3: you'd like to see us off air fighting.
Speaker 2: What is your sweeping statement you're on pop of your
Speaker 2: opinion thirteen twenty four ten High Caf.
Speaker 4: By Christy Hijack, How are.
Speaker 3: You going good?
Speaker 2: Yours has got to do with cyclists, which happened to
Speaker 2: be a subject of much rage.
Speaker 4: As just like you, Christy, how you hate people that
Speaker 4: reserve his car park. I'm actually with Jack and I
Speaker 4: reserve all the times. However, the cyclists on the road
Speaker 4: bicycles should pay for registrations. It drives me insane the
Speaker 4: amount of times you have to stop let.
Speaker 5: Them go past.
Speaker 4: I just want to run them over. See.
Speaker 2: So there's like two types of people one that caesar
Speaker 2: cyclist and feels rage and then me, I don't even really,
Speaker 2: I don't even notice them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you, Catherine. Even driving around the lake
Speaker 3: on the way to work today, I was like, mate,
Speaker 3: move to the left. I'm like, you're going to get clipped.
Speaker 1: No, but they're a vehicle just like us.
Speaker 3: No they're not.
Speaker 6: They are they need to pay registration.
Speaker 1: Here's but what about pedestrians.
Speaker 2: Did they need to pay registration or do they have
Speaker 2: a right on the roads as well?
Speaker 3: But then't walk on the road.
Speaker 4: Cyclist take up room on the road where We're paying
Speaker 4: thousands of dollars car registration and I just want to
Speaker 4: run them over.
Speaker 6: Just say.
Speaker 2: And you can't keep saying you want to run them over,
Speaker 2: and you can't say that.
Speaker 3: Price like farbacy voucher for you, Catherine, and leave you
Speaker 3: to chat to someone as well.
Speaker 2: And maybe I need to stop saying anybody that refers
Speaker 2: parks into a car park space can go to hell.
Speaker 1: But I do mean it. Hi, Kylie, Hi.
Speaker 4: Jack, Hi Chrissy.
Speaker 1: How are you so good? And you're so bright and bubbly, Kylie?
Speaker 7: That's me. I love your show, listen every day.
Speaker 1: That means so much to us. But what do you
Speaker 1: think about children?
Speaker 7: Yes, well, I'm really not fond of people bringing their
Speaker 7: children when you invite them for dinner. I advices all night.
Speaker 7: You try and have a conversation with them, and they're
Speaker 7: not interested.
Speaker 3: So what's your what's your sweeping statement? I don't like.
Speaker 7: Children on their devices at the dinner table.
Speaker 3: I think that's fair.
Speaker 1: I think that's fair.
Speaker 4: Like breakfast.
Speaker 7: Time you invite guests for breakfast, they bring their kids,
Speaker 7: that's fine, that's great. They're always on their devices even time.
Speaker 2: I mean, having said that, it is a good thing
Speaker 2: to bring. If you're the parent and you want to
Speaker 2: talk to your friend who's the other parent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, because.
Speaker 2: You know, and it's terrible parenting, but we've all done it.
Speaker 2: Once they've got a device, it's like you're on your
Speaker 2: own yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 2: I do understand, Kylie. And then they get this weird
Speaker 2: zombie face. That's what I've been calling it at my house.
Speaker 2: I'm like, look at you. You look like a zombie and.
Speaker 1: I'd like to hear that.
Speaker 2: And I'm trying to guilt them into living a life
Speaker 2: instead of just endless.
Speaker 3: YouTube show some emotion.
Speaker 1: Correct. Hello Amanda, Hi.
Speaker 5: Christy Hijack, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Well, we're good, But I feel like you're about to
Speaker 2: say something very controversial.
Speaker 1: Mandy.
Speaker 5: Yes, I do hope that you can end an ongoing
Speaker 5: debate between me and my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love this very talk back.
Speaker 3: Today's I'm here for this.
Speaker 5: So her sleeping statement is that Purple Rain is the
Speaker 5: worst song ever.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 5: My statement is my counter to her is that Mantle
Speaker 5: belongs to Slice of Heaven. Oh, please discuss.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: I think I mean, look, I don't want to add
Speaker 2: a third song into the mix, but I think you've
Speaker 2: forgotten um Blue Dave Night, clearly, clearly the worst song ever.
Speaker 5: Well, we cannot even listen to her musical taste because
Speaker 5: her favorite song happens to be Cottnye Joe. So she
Speaker 5: can't be taken seriously.
Speaker 1: No, she cannot. She points to your friend Peter.
Speaker 3: Priceline pharmacy voucher to you, Amanda.
Speaker 2: The Christy Swan Shows, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: It's time for this Swans sweeping statements.
Speaker 2: You know last week's sweeping statement where I said, if
Speaker 2: you're the sort of person that backs into a car space,
Speaker 2: you can go to hell.
Speaker 3: Week before week before.
Speaker 1: It continues.
Speaker 2: In fact, in tomorrow's correspondence there's another final word.
Speaker 3: There is not a final word. Nobody is on your side,
Speaker 3: and the three messages you've received people are one true.
Speaker 3: I will go through every TikTok and Instagram comment with you.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Swanny, You're just wrong, La.
Speaker 1: La Lay twenty four ten. What is your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 1: What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 3: I've got one kick us off, Swanny.
Speaker 1: I've been sort of brewing this for a while.
Speaker 2: Things have been annoying me. Every time that you say,
Speaker 2: oh God, that that person's not my cup of tea.
Speaker 2: Someone you know has written read a book on psychology
Speaker 2: and suddenly they're a clinical psychologist and they can diagnose everybody,
Speaker 2: and they'll be like, oh, they're a narcissist.
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's that's the trauma talking. And I saw
Speaker 1: a post on.
Speaker 2: Instagram that said this, everyone you dislike who is sometimes
Speaker 2: selfish is not a narcissist. Having needs doesn't make you codependent.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 2: One disagreement is not gaslighting, and feeling sad is not depression.
Speaker 1: Amen.
Speaker 2: If I want a diagnosis of anything, I go to
Speaker 2: a medical practitioner or a psychologist or a psychiatrist, someone
Speaker 2: that has studied these things, not someone that's listened to
Speaker 2: mel Robins.
Speaker 3: Fantastic point, Swanye, But I need to get back to
Speaker 3: the root of this segment. What is your sweeping statement there?
Speaker 2: My sweeping statement is everyone you dislike who is sometimes
Speaker 2: selfish is not a narcissist.
Speaker 3: Great. I love it. We need to work on what
Speaker 3: an a sweeping statement is for you, because that was
Speaker 3: like an essay you just read.
Speaker 1: That makes sense to me.
Speaker 3: A sweeping statement is a strong, short, concise statement. Al Right,
Speaker 3: what about this you go.
Speaker 1: I'll take my diagnosis from some one that studied it.
Speaker 3: Done. Okay, my sweeping statement, if.
Speaker 1: You haven't done a degree in it, I don't want
Speaker 1: your opinion.
Speaker 3: Got it? Good? Good? I can't believe I'm turning into
Speaker 3: this dude. But my sweeping statement is Cold Plunges and
Speaker 3: Ice Barts Rock. I know I hate myself, but I
Speaker 3: know I did one earlier this week and I loved it,
Speaker 3: and it was awesome and I got the euphoric rush
Speaker 3: people talk about after it. My skin felt amazing and
Speaker 3: it was like all taught. It was just a real vibe.
Speaker 3: And I went back and did it again. What because
Speaker 3: I felt like, I'm like, oh, I need.
Speaker 1: That one to say that again. It's the ice spark.
Speaker 3: From Cold Plunges and Ice Barres Rock. I'm going to
Speaker 3: turn into Joe Creasy and like an ice bar it's
Speaker 3: going to become my whole person.
Speaker 2: I think he's off it now, you know it's only
Speaker 2: a fake a Creasy Swan show. I love this segment
Speaker 2: because it gets me fired up and it makes me laugh.
Speaker 1: Two of my favorite themes Swans sweeping statements.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not very good at formulating the sweeping statement.
Speaker 2: You've pointed out, So what about this? Okay, here's my
Speaker 2: sweeping statement.
Speaker 3: Jack, Oh, I knew this was coming.
Speaker 1: Go if no, No, I'm really trying to be a
Speaker 1: good girl here.
Speaker 3: You're going to say if my name is on the show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we see. If I would, what about this?
Speaker 1: How does this go? How does this fly?
Speaker 2: If I want to diagnosis of a personality disorder, I'll
Speaker 2: go to a professional.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's good, But I think for this set, particular segment,
Speaker 3: the way we would slightly change that is, ye, if
Speaker 3: you are someone that gives out diagnosis and is not
Speaker 3: and he's not a medical professional, stop like because we
Speaker 3: need to we need to target it. Do you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? Great? I like that. I like it.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You know? I totally get your sentiment and you are
Speaker 3: spot on. Thirteen, twenty four ten. What's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 3: Everyone that gets on air with us this afternoon will
Speaker 3: win a double pass to Saturday Night, which is in
Speaker 3: Cinema's October thirty one movies.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, how are you guys?
Speaker 2: We're really good and I feel like you're really gonna
Speaker 2: set a cat among the pigeons here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my sweeping.
Speaker 6: Statement is that people without kids should not be giving
Speaker 6: you parenting advice.
Speaker 1: Ahmen to come in late, and I'll tell you that too.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I sometimes give you advice though.
Speaker 1: Now, no, you don't. Not about parenting.
Speaker 5: Never needed.
Speaker 7: It's never needed, honestly, unless of my haus kids.
Speaker 5: I'm like, okay, yep, I'll take it.
Speaker 7: Otherwise it's just yeah, it's just irritating.
Speaker 2: Sometimes nothing drives me more crazy, Like would you ask
Speaker 2: a twelve year old for advice on how to drive
Speaker 2: a car?
Speaker 1: No, they've never done it.
Speaker 3: Fair point, Susie. What's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 6: So, my sweet hello, my sweeping statement.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 6: People listen to their devices on aeroplanes without headphones are.
Speaker 1: Very very rude people, Susie. I recently went to Bali
Speaker 1: with my mum and she dist.
Speaker 6: That and oh sorry Christy, Oh no, no, I was.
Speaker 2: Horrified too, And I sort of looked at her across
Speaker 2: the aisle and I was like, oh, does she not
Speaker 2: realize or maybe she's just taking a bit of time
Speaker 2: to pop her headphones in or whatever. No, And I
Speaker 2: had to say to her, Mum, you.
Speaker 1: Can't do that.
Speaker 3: And how did Patty take that? Did she listen? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes she did?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thank god. But yeah, why would people do that?
Speaker 1: That means that everybody has to listen to what you're
Speaker 1: listening to.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 6: We had a flight on Saturday, all the way from
Speaker 6: Singapore to Sydney and there was a little girl. She
Speaker 6: was with her parents and we were like exactly like you, like,
Speaker 6: surely they're going to ask her to put her headphones in.
Speaker 3: Okay, there is an example where I can give out
Speaker 3: parents in advice. If I'm not a parent, surely I
Speaker 3: can say, listen, kid, put some airports her headphones.
Speaker 1: And that's just civic opinion.
Speaker 2: That's not well, if I were you, I would make
Speaker 2: sure that they ate their snow peas before they got
Speaker 2: their bonoffy pie. You can jam that kind of advice
Speaker 2: because you don't understand how much I've been trying to
Speaker 2: get the snowpeasy.
Speaker 3: I can give the advices as like chucks and their
Speaker 3: headphones in and shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's just like, you know, a person to
Speaker 2: person thing. That's not parenting.
Speaker 3: That's not Yeah. Okay, let's finish with Tyler.
Speaker 1: Hello, Tyler, Hi, Tyler, what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5: My statement is if you can't handle spicy food, grow.
Speaker 3: Up Well, I feel attacked.
Speaker 1: Tyler Oh, I love spicy food.
Speaker 3: Grow Up.
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