Speaker 1: Apolge production. You were really trying to lean into some
Speaker 1: more fun, playful energy, and who doesn't love a laugh.
Speaker 2: You're just going to the story and there will be
Speaker 2: points in your life where something similar might have happened,
Speaker 2: or you know someone who has been through something similar
Speaker 2: to this. I actually personally don't know anyone who has happened.
Speaker 1: But please get started with your story, because I was
Speaker 1: cracking up when she was telling me this.
Speaker 2: Paint the story, the whole story, all right, kids have
Speaker 2: been chaotic that morning, Kurt and either night beforehand, we're
Speaker 2: both really craving some sexy time. We were both like
Speaker 2: warning it there was storms, kids were up all happening,
Speaker 2: where like, nah, we will get up tomorrow and we
Speaker 2: will have sexy time. Then because of the morning, yeah,
Speaker 2: we've been waiting. We're like both like keen, and then
Speaker 2: kids wakes up early. This is what it's like though,
Speaker 2: when you have a house full of three kids that
Speaker 2: are seven and under. This is what happens. And finally
Speaker 2: our opportunity arise. It was the middle of the day.
Speaker 2: The kids were down sleeping, well, the other two went
Speaker 2: like in the older two they were resting and because
Speaker 2: the storm came was kind of perfect. Were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys go rest, you guys can watch a movie,
Speaker 2: have some relaxing time. Sexy time begins.
Speaker 3: Sexy time is great.
Speaker 2: And then I stand up at the end and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I feel a.
Speaker 3: Bit of a dingle.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, like it's nothing, like surely, you know,
Speaker 2: like whatever, care whatever, Go to the bathroom, like, go
Speaker 2: together the toilet, clean myself off, myself ready for the day.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm really burning, like
Speaker 2: it's my vagina is hot, china is hot, burning and
Speaker 2: so fucking itchy. And I'm like, oh my god, what
Speaker 2: is going on? And I'm like, babe, have you got
Speaker 2: a new lube? And he's like no, no, no, He's like,
Speaker 2: what's going on? And I was like, I am having
Speaker 2: a reaction to something. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: My vagina was literally on fire. We're having a reaction
Speaker 2: to your penis. We're trying to figure out what it
Speaker 2: is too, because it's like it's the same loob I
Speaker 2: always used, and I'm going, well, it's obviously something. And
Speaker 2: it was like everywhere it was it red, it was red,
Speaker 2: it was swollen, it was itchy. I was literally like
Speaker 2: in three don't.
Speaker 3: Want your vagina.
Speaker 2: I was in the bothroom saying, like putting water, like
Speaker 2: running around funding a towel, like trying to rub it
Speaker 2: all off, like trying to get all the lube off me.
Speaker 2: It was on hindsight now like pretty funny. In the moment,
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the most fucking uncomfortable thing
Speaker 2: of my whole life, out of anywhere in your body
Speaker 2: that you want to have an allergic reaction. Your vagina
Speaker 2: is not one.
Speaker 3: And like red, swollen, itchy.
Speaker 2: No, and you know what, It took so long to
Speaker 2: go down. It took like probably an hour for the
Speaker 2: complete itch to disappear. This is not nice.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: I had a shower try to wash everything off. It
Speaker 2: was so uncomfortable for like a solid hour after that.
Speaker 2: And then the next day I think it was I
Speaker 2: was like, we need to investigate, We need to figure
Speaker 2: out like what causes and why this happened. Pulled out
Speaker 2: like the lube bottle and I was like, yeah, sweet,
Speaker 2: it's the exact same one we have always used. It's
Speaker 2: the skin brand.
Speaker 3: That we use.
Speaker 2: And I was like sweet, blah blah blah, And I'm
Speaker 2: like why did that happen? I'm like, something is different,
Speaker 2: grabbed out the old one. The new one now isn't
Speaker 2: parabin free. Wow, so that's what had caused my allergy.
Speaker 2: And straight away cats like good goes to me, he goes,
Speaker 2: doush test it out again, just to make sure. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you get that thing?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, no, thank you, babe.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm never ever y experiencing because okay,
Speaker 2: not only Team I Loup goes everywhere. Yeah, it's on
Speaker 2: the top, it's inside. Oh so uncomfortable. Oh cheese, so bad.
Speaker 1: So relatable though, Like I just feel I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's my vaginal or everyone's vaginas, but I.
Speaker 3: Just think it's a sensitive part of your body, right,
Speaker 3: Yeah it is. And I've had it, not as bad
Speaker 3: as reaction as yours.
Speaker 1: But I remember years ago we just got one from
Speaker 1: the soupermarket and I was so itchy and it was burning,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I made a story I made
Speaker 1: I can't use supermarket brands, like I have to get
Speaker 1: something really good quality. And then my girlfriend Crystal fointees
Speaker 1: andone's been following for a while. She's the lady's co
Speaker 1: which and she's just such a vibe. My American friend,
Speaker 1: she didn't have been and in the goodie bags with
Speaker 1: these loub and it's coconut oil based. I think it's
Speaker 1: called Woo and it's all natural and I've only used
Speaker 1: that ever since.
Speaker 2: Well now I've literally just gone and bought a tub
Speaker 2: of coconut oil. I was like, I'm not trying anything.
Speaker 3: It's really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually you've had a sensitive reaction as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you'd love this one. I'll send you
Speaker 3: a photo when I get home. It's really good.
Speaker 2: So funny too. Before Katie, our producer, was in here
Speaker 2: and she was like, oh, so it happened halfway through
Speaker 2: and I was like no, no, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 2: much faster than that.
Speaker 3: You are kids in.
Speaker 2: And outne especially in that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're new here. I talked about that on
Speaker 1: a podcast episode last year. It's like everyone knows what
Speaker 1: Ashley and Steve do on weekends lunch.
Speaker 2: Breaks or yeah you gotta get it in we weekend
Speaker 2: some night.
Speaker 3: Oh so funny.
Speaker 1: So when Kiara was telling me this story, I was like,
Speaker 1: the funniest thing that happened to me this week too.
Speaker 3: So I talked to my mum.
Speaker 1: Like most days, we've got a really close relationship that
Speaker 1: we don't really talk about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's the table.
Speaker 1: I'm very comfortable with her. She's super laid back and chill.
Speaker 1: So I've got two sex toys. I've got a vibrator
Speaker 1: and I've got this other thing. It's like it cups
Speaker 1: onto your vagina and it's a vibrate as well, but
Speaker 1: it just like sits on top. It's really squishy and nice.
Speaker 1: Both are red. Anyways, I'm sitting on the ground. Tarla
Speaker 1: always likes to go through my drawers because there's like
Speaker 1: there's lip bums, and I've got my mayonnasium tablets that
Speaker 1: she likes to shake, and there's just bits and bobs
Speaker 1: that she always plays with. So when I want to
Speaker 1: talk to mom, I like distract her with my drawers,
Speaker 1: you know. She opens the bottom drawer, which is where
Speaker 1: my sex toys are or my loob, and I'm talking
Speaker 1: to Mom and I'm telling her a story, like I'm
Speaker 1: deep in conversation with her. Tyla's right next to me,
Speaker 1: but I look to my left. Tyla's got my vibrator
Speaker 1: in one hand and then the other vibrator In the
Speaker 1: other hand, I will say I clean my sex toys
Speaker 1: every time after I use it, and they're clean. But
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my fucking god. And I got
Speaker 1: mum on face on my turn and the phone so
Speaker 1: Mum can see me.
Speaker 3: It's like, girl, you got mummy's toy.
Speaker 1: And Tyler's just like thinking they're so like cool and
Speaker 1: different and they're like squishy, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Mom, what do I do? And I
Speaker 1: try to take it off and she screams because she's like,
Speaker 1: obviously it's a new toy. So I ended up just
Speaker 1: like grabbing her, put them in the drawer, took her out.
Speaker 3: But I was like, fi reo. Kids are so funny.
Speaker 2: Hey, oh you never know like what they're gonna do now.
Speaker 1: And Tar just bought one out before when he was
Speaker 1: a bit younger, and like pushed the button to make
Speaker 1: it vibrate and and Steve like we just cracked up laughing,
Speaker 1: So now he thought that was funny. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: like I want to go back and get that toy
Speaker 1: because mom and dad are laughing. I'm getting the reaction.
Speaker 2: Well, Miller's seen my ouse too, and she thought it
Speaker 2: was a massager.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've actually said that's Taj, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: He's like, but how do you do it? I was like,
Speaker 3: why it is massage?
Speaker 2: It massage, very very true.