1 00:00:05,921 --> 00:00:13,401 Speaker 1: Apolge production. You were really trying to lean into some 2 00:00:13,441 --> 00:00:15,921 Speaker 1: more fun, playful energy, and who doesn't love a laugh. 3 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:17,761 Speaker 2: You're just going to the story and there will be 4 00:00:17,961 --> 00:00:20,121 Speaker 2: points in your life where something similar might have happened, 5 00:00:20,201 --> 00:00:22,041 Speaker 2: or you know someone who has been through something similar 6 00:00:22,081 --> 00:00:24,601 Speaker 2: to this. I actually personally don't know anyone who has happened. 7 00:00:24,841 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: But please get started with your story, because I was 8 00:00:27,441 --> 00:00:29,001 Speaker 1: cracking up when she was telling me this. 9 00:00:29,161 --> 00:00:33,001 Speaker 2: Paint the story, the whole story, all right, kids have 10 00:00:33,161 --> 00:00:37,161 Speaker 2: been chaotic that morning, Kurt and either night beforehand, we're 11 00:00:37,161 --> 00:00:40,201 Speaker 2: both really craving some sexy time. We were both like 12 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:43,401 Speaker 2: warning it there was storms, kids were up all happening, 13 00:00:43,441 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 2: where like, nah, we will get up tomorrow and we 14 00:00:46,721 --> 00:00:49,441 Speaker 2: will have sexy time. Then because of the morning, yeah, 15 00:00:49,441 --> 00:00:52,161 Speaker 2: we've been waiting. We're like both like keen, and then 16 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:54,321 Speaker 2: kids wakes up early. This is what it's like though, 17 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:56,961 Speaker 2: when you have a house full of three kids that 18 00:00:57,041 --> 00:01:00,721 Speaker 2: are seven and under. This is what happens. And finally 19 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 2: our opportunity arise. It was the middle of the day. 20 00:01:05,241 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 2: The kids were down sleeping, well, the other two went 21 00:01:08,081 --> 00:01:10,121 Speaker 2: like in the older two they were resting and because 22 00:01:10,121 --> 00:01:11,641 Speaker 2: the storm came was kind of perfect. Were like, yeah, 23 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 2: you guys go rest, you guys can watch a movie, 24 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 2: have some relaxing time. Sexy time begins. 25 00:01:19,521 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 3: Sexy time is great. 26 00:01:21,241 --> 00:01:25,761 Speaker 2: And then I stand up at the end and I'm like, oh, 27 00:01:26,161 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 2: I feel a. 28 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 3: Bit of a dingle. 29 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,161 Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, like it's nothing, like surely, you know, 30 00:01:31,241 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 2: like whatever, care whatever, Go to the bathroom, like, go 31 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:38,641 Speaker 2: together the toilet, clean myself off, myself ready for the day. 32 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,641 Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm really burning, like 33 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:47,401 Speaker 2: it's my vagina is hot, china is hot, burning and 34 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,881 Speaker 2: so fucking itchy. And I'm like, oh my god, what 35 00:01:50,041 --> 00:01:52,121 Speaker 2: is going on? And I'm like, babe, have you got 36 00:01:52,161 --> 00:01:54,641 Speaker 2: a new lube? And he's like no, no, no, He's like, 37 00:01:54,721 --> 00:01:56,481 Speaker 2: what's going on? And I was like, I am having 38 00:01:56,521 --> 00:01:59,001 Speaker 2: a reaction to something. I don't know what it is. 39 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,761 Speaker 2: My vagina was literally on fire. We're having a reaction 40 00:02:01,841 --> 00:02:04,361 Speaker 2: to your penis. We're trying to figure out what it 41 00:02:04,401 --> 00:02:06,201 Speaker 2: is too, because it's like it's the same loob I 42 00:02:06,281 --> 00:02:09,561 Speaker 2: always used, and I'm going, well, it's obviously something. And 43 00:02:09,601 --> 00:02:12,321 Speaker 2: it was like everywhere it was it red, it was red, 44 00:02:12,401 --> 00:02:15,401 Speaker 2: it was swollen, it was itchy. I was literally like 45 00:02:15,441 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 2: in three don't. 46 00:02:16,401 --> 00:02:17,361 Speaker 3: Want your vagina. 47 00:02:18,041 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 2: I was in the bothroom saying, like putting water, like 48 00:02:20,081 --> 00:02:21,801 Speaker 2: running around funding a towel, like trying to rub it 49 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:23,841 Speaker 2: all off, like trying to get all the lube off me. 50 00:02:24,761 --> 00:02:27,641 Speaker 2: It was on hindsight now like pretty funny. In the moment, 51 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,001 Speaker 2: I was like, this is the most fucking uncomfortable thing 52 00:02:30,081 --> 00:02:32,321 Speaker 2: of my whole life, out of anywhere in your body 53 00:02:32,321 --> 00:02:34,481 Speaker 2: that you want to have an allergic reaction. Your vagina 54 00:02:34,601 --> 00:02:36,041 Speaker 2: is not one. 55 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,800 Speaker 3: And like red, swollen, itchy. 56 00:02:37,041 --> 00:02:41,001 Speaker 2: No, and you know what, It took so long to 57 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:43,801 Speaker 2: go down. It took like probably an hour for the 58 00:02:43,841 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 2: complete itch to disappear. This is not nice. 59 00:02:51,641 --> 00:02:52,001 Speaker 3: Anyway. 60 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,841 Speaker 2: I had a shower try to wash everything off. It 61 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,001 Speaker 2: was so uncomfortable for like a solid hour after that. 62 00:02:56,321 --> 00:02:58,761 Speaker 2: And then the next day I think it was I 63 00:02:58,761 --> 00:03:00,401 Speaker 2: was like, we need to investigate, We need to figure 64 00:03:00,401 --> 00:03:04,241 Speaker 2: out like what causes and why this happened. Pulled out 65 00:03:04,281 --> 00:03:05,801 Speaker 2: like the lube bottle and I was like, yeah, sweet, 66 00:03:05,841 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 2: it's the exact same one we have always used. It's 67 00:03:07,881 --> 00:03:09,041 Speaker 2: the skin brand. 68 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:09,321 Speaker 3: That we use. 69 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,281 Speaker 2: And I was like sweet, blah blah blah, And I'm 70 00:03:11,281 --> 00:03:13,441 Speaker 2: like why did that happen? I'm like, something is different, 71 00:03:13,601 --> 00:03:16,041 Speaker 2: grabbed out the old one. The new one now isn't 72 00:03:16,081 --> 00:03:19,641 Speaker 2: parabin free. Wow, so that's what had caused my allergy. 73 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 2: And straight away cats like good goes to me, he goes, 74 00:03:22,761 --> 00:03:24,961 Speaker 2: doush test it out again, just to make sure. I'm like, 75 00:03:25,001 --> 00:03:25,921 Speaker 2: you get that thing? 76 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,641 Speaker 3: Oh wait, no, thank you, babe. 77 00:03:28,001 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 2: I was like, I'm never ever y experiencing because okay, 78 00:03:30,881 --> 00:03:33,561 Speaker 2: not only Team I Loup goes everywhere. Yeah, it's on 79 00:03:33,601 --> 00:03:40,041 Speaker 2: the top, it's inside. Oh so uncomfortable. Oh cheese, so bad. 80 00:03:40,201 --> 00:03:42,081 Speaker 1: So relatable though, Like I just feel I don't know 81 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:43,961 Speaker 1: if it's my vaginal or everyone's vaginas, but I. 82 00:03:43,921 --> 00:03:46,001 Speaker 3: Just think it's a sensitive part of your body, right, 83 00:03:46,081 --> 00:03:48,521 Speaker 3: Yeah it is. And I've had it, not as bad 84 00:03:48,521 --> 00:03:49,481 Speaker 3: as reaction as yours. 85 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,441 Speaker 1: But I remember years ago we just got one from 86 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:55,441 Speaker 1: the soupermarket and I was so itchy and it was burning, 87 00:03:55,521 --> 00:03:57,081 Speaker 1: and I was like, I made a story I made 88 00:03:57,121 --> 00:03:58,841 Speaker 1: I can't use supermarket brands, like I have to get 89 00:03:58,841 --> 00:04:02,681 Speaker 1: something really good quality. And then my girlfriend Crystal fointees 90 00:04:02,961 --> 00:04:04,921 Speaker 1: andone's been following for a while. She's the lady's co 91 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:07,561 Speaker 1: which and she's just such a vibe. My American friend, 92 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,841 Speaker 1: she didn't have been and in the goodie bags with 93 00:04:09,921 --> 00:04:12,921 Speaker 1: these loub and it's coconut oil based. I think it's 94 00:04:12,921 --> 00:04:16,521 Speaker 1: called Woo and it's all natural and I've only used 95 00:04:16,521 --> 00:04:17,161 Speaker 1: that ever since. 96 00:04:17,321 --> 00:04:19,001 Speaker 2: Well now I've literally just gone and bought a tub 97 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:22,361 Speaker 2: of coconut oil. I was like, I'm not trying anything. 98 00:04:23,481 --> 00:04:24,201 Speaker 3: It's really good. 99 00:04:24,281 --> 00:04:24,441 Speaker 1: Yeah. 100 00:04:24,561 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 2: Actually you've had a sensitive reaction as well. 101 00:04:27,281 --> 00:04:28,561 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you'd love this one. I'll send you 102 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,561 Speaker 3: a photo when I get home. It's really good. 103 00:04:30,801 --> 00:04:33,121 Speaker 2: So funny too. Before Katie, our producer, was in here 104 00:04:33,161 --> 00:04:35,321 Speaker 2: and she was like, oh, so it happened halfway through 105 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,521 Speaker 2: and I was like no, no, no, no, no, it's 106 00:04:36,561 --> 00:04:37,281 Speaker 2: much faster than that. 107 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:40,681 Speaker 3: You are kids in. 108 00:04:40,601 --> 00:04:44,681 Speaker 2: And outne especially in that time. 109 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:46,921 Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're new here. I talked about that on 110 00:04:46,921 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: a podcast episode last year. It's like everyone knows what 111 00:04:49,401 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 1: Ashley and Steve do on weekends lunch. 112 00:04:51,201 --> 00:04:53,921 Speaker 2: Breaks or yeah you gotta get it in we weekend 113 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:54,281 Speaker 2: some night. 114 00:04:55,801 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 3: Oh so funny. 115 00:04:56,961 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: So when Kiara was telling me this story, I was like, 116 00:04:58,921 --> 00:05:00,961 Speaker 1: the funniest thing that happened to me this week too. 117 00:05:01,521 --> 00:05:02,481 Speaker 3: So I talked to my mum. 118 00:05:02,601 --> 00:05:05,241 Speaker 1: Like most days, we've got a really close relationship that 119 00:05:05,281 --> 00:05:06,201 Speaker 1: we don't really talk about it. 120 00:05:06,281 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's the table. 121 00:05:07,241 --> 00:05:10,601 Speaker 1: I'm very comfortable with her. She's super laid back and chill. 122 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 1: So I've got two sex toys. I've got a vibrator 123 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:16,961 Speaker 1: and I've got this other thing. It's like it cups 124 00:05:16,961 --> 00:05:18,521 Speaker 1: onto your vagina and it's a vibrate as well, but 125 00:05:18,641 --> 00:05:20,921 Speaker 1: it just like sits on top. It's really squishy and nice. 126 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: Both are red. Anyways, I'm sitting on the ground. Tarla 127 00:05:23,481 --> 00:05:26,041 Speaker 1: always likes to go through my drawers because there's like 128 00:05:26,161 --> 00:05:28,281 Speaker 1: there's lip bums, and I've got my mayonnasium tablets that 129 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,121 Speaker 1: she likes to shake, and there's just bits and bobs 130 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,881 Speaker 1: that she always plays with. So when I want to 131 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 1: talk to mom, I like distract her with my drawers, 132 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,841 Speaker 1: you know. She opens the bottom drawer, which is where 133 00:05:35,841 --> 00:05:38,241 Speaker 1: my sex toys are or my loob, and I'm talking 134 00:05:38,281 --> 00:05:40,361 Speaker 1: to Mom and I'm telling her a story, like I'm 135 00:05:40,401 --> 00:05:42,601 Speaker 1: deep in conversation with her. Tyla's right next to me, 136 00:05:43,241 --> 00:05:47,721 Speaker 1: but I look to my left. Tyla's got my vibrator 137 00:05:47,761 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: in one hand and then the other vibrator In the 138 00:05:49,921 --> 00:05:52,521 Speaker 1: other hand, I will say I clean my sex toys 139 00:05:52,521 --> 00:05:55,001 Speaker 1: every time after I use it, and they're clean. But 140 00:05:55,081 --> 00:05:57,281 Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my fucking god. And I got 141 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: mum on face on my turn and the phone so 142 00:05:59,161 --> 00:05:59,841 Speaker 1: Mum can see me. 143 00:05:59,921 --> 00:06:05,561 Speaker 3: It's like, girl, you got mummy's toy. 144 00:06:05,841 --> 00:06:08,281 Speaker 1: And Tyler's just like thinking they're so like cool and 145 00:06:08,361 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: different and they're like squishy, and I was just like, 146 00:06:10,241 --> 00:06:12,081 Speaker 1: oh my god, Mom, what do I do? And I 147 00:06:12,201 --> 00:06:14,241 Speaker 1: try to take it off and she screams because she's like, 148 00:06:14,281 --> 00:06:17,121 Speaker 1: obviously it's a new toy. So I ended up just 149 00:06:17,161 --> 00:06:19,321 Speaker 1: like grabbing her, put them in the drawer, took her out. 150 00:06:19,361 --> 00:06:21,281 Speaker 3: But I was like, fi reo. Kids are so funny. 151 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:24,281 Speaker 2: Hey, oh you never know like what they're gonna do now. 152 00:06:24,361 --> 00:06:26,001 Speaker 1: And Tar just bought one out before when he was 153 00:06:26,001 --> 00:06:28,001 Speaker 1: a bit younger, and like pushed the button to make 154 00:06:28,041 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 1: it vibrate and and Steve like we just cracked up laughing, 155 00:06:31,201 --> 00:06:33,041 Speaker 1: So now he thought that was funny. Yeah, so it's 156 00:06:33,081 --> 00:06:34,161 Speaker 1: like I want to go back and get that toy 157 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,921 Speaker 1: because mom and dad are laughing. I'm getting the reaction. 158 00:06:36,281 --> 00:06:38,081 Speaker 2: Well, Miller's seen my ouse too, and she thought it 159 00:06:38,081 --> 00:06:38,681 Speaker 2: was a massager. 160 00:06:38,841 --> 00:06:43,001 Speaker 3: Oh, I've actually said that's Taj, that's what it is. 161 00:06:43,281 --> 00:06:44,921 Speaker 3: He's like, but how do you do it? I was like, 162 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:46,521 Speaker 3: why it is massage? 163 00:06:46,681 --> 00:06:53,561 Speaker 2: It massage, very very true.