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Speaker 1: But then they go and message you and be like,

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Speaker 1: to people? Why would I hate you? You cheated on me? Hi, guys,

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Speaker 1: welcome back to hear me out. I'm your host Ezy Armitage,

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Speaker 1: And when you're hearing this, I will be hopefully lounging

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Speaker 1: on a nice pool chair in Bali reading my fucking books.

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Speaker 1: I'm oh my god, I have not done any book things.

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Speaker 1: I get. I've got Blake Keid with me, so I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of talking to Blake too. I have had so

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Speaker 1: many people ask me about talking about all the books

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Speaker 1: I read, because, like we all know, I'm like a

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Speaker 1: bit of a book nerd, but a fantasy romance book nerd.

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Speaker 1: I'll preface, so if that's something you'd be interested in.

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Speaker 1: I also do like thrillers, which I listen to on

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Speaker 1: my own. Yeah, So I'm like, do you want me

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Speaker 1: to kind of touch on maybe some things I'm reading books?

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Speaker 1: I'd recommend la la la. You let me know. But

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Speaker 1: you want to hear everything about that trip, I did

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Speaker 1: an episode with the girls. I went on the trip

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Speaker 1: and we just solve into everything that happened there. It

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Speaker 1: so I'll do a light little rundown. My favorite beach

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Speaker 1: club is the Lawn. The lawn is like it's quite small.

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Speaker 1: Definitely book in advance, especially if you're thinking of going

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Speaker 1: Go on, Blake, is it hard to cool a pool?

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Speaker 2: Okay? According to AI Overview on Good I.

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Speaker 1: Love AI Overview, can I just makes my job easy,

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Speaker 1: It makes my life easier.

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Speaker 2: We don't know if we can fully trust that, but

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Speaker 2: let's run with it right now. It says, no, it's

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Speaker 2: not hard to cool a pool in Bali. In fact,

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Speaker 2: pools in Bali often feel too cold for swimmers, particularly

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Speaker 2: which I mean could apply to anywhere.

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Speaker 1: so the lawn, Come on, make your pool a little

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Speaker 1: bit cooler. A couple degrees is all I asked for.

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Speaker 1: Chuck some icin for all I care. But the lawn

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Speaker 1: little cartilage and low piercings. They're beautiful. Anyway. My favorite

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Speaker 1: with you. The girls actually when I got them on

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Speaker 1: I also really like Copenhagen. It's like one of those

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Speaker 2: Why would I talk to you?

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Speaker 1: Would I hate you? You cheated on me? Hear me out.

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Speaker 1: The aisle seats better than the winder, I agree you do. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: True, so true, that anxiety inducing, do you know.

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Speaker 2: And the emojis, yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, And I can't ask someone on a date and

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Speaker 1: useful for everyone, like fucking girls mainly. Anyway, we were

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Speaker 2: Handkerchiefs are so disgusting and should not be normalized.

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Speaker 1: Tissues are one use, maybe too, if it's not a

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Speaker 1: I'm like, have you just wiped your nose with that?

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Speaker 1: Like is there dry, It's not all over this getting

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Speaker 2: What are you doing in that thing?

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Speaker 1: No, handkerchiefs are disgusting. Put a packet of tissues in

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Speaker 2: I just remember being a kid and like the adults

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never been given a handkerchief.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but like my family would try and make me

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Speaker 1: My grandpa definitely had one.

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Speaker 1: wash them daily, at least tell me. But like a

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00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,760
Speaker 1: handkerchief is more. I'd like to think they're more than

432
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,840
Speaker 1: for or like a little tear or a little like

433
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:07,560
Speaker 1: dribble or a little like a little fucking start drip

434
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,119
Speaker 1: or something.

435
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,560
Speaker 2: I'm assuming full blow.

436
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,960
Speaker 1: But that's the thing I'm hoping. I would like confirmation

437
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,840
Speaker 1: on whether people full blow their nose into handkerchiefs, Like,

438
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,280
Speaker 1: get the whole empty out the whole fucking nasal passage

439
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,080
Speaker 1: into that handkerchief and then chuck it back in the

440
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,800
Speaker 1: pocket to use later. I need to know whether it's

441
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:27,920
Speaker 1: more of a dab, if something's like you know, going on,

442
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,240
Speaker 1: or if you're.

443
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,840
Speaker 2: Blowing it, Like surely there's a limit, because if.

444
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,520
Speaker 1: You blow it, you should wash it well. Like but like,

445
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,439
Speaker 1: why can't you just use this issue and throw it?

446
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,400
Speaker 1: Like obviously I get I get back in the old days,

447
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,040
Speaker 1: but like, even if I was back in the old days,

448
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,080
Speaker 1: I would spend my last fucking dime on making sure

449
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,000
Speaker 1: I have more than one see for one use handkerchiefs.

450
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,479
Speaker 2: Thank you and any olden days. I feel like it

451
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,360
Speaker 2: was a solution to a problem.

452
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,800
Speaker 1: Now do they still are they still round?

453
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,920
Speaker 2: I've never seen anyone in our age uice.

454
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:01,840
Speaker 1: What I want to know if anyone's dad's use using one.

455
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,000
Speaker 1: Someone Well, we've just got confirmation that someone that's recorded

456
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,080
Speaker 1: a podcast he was using a handkerchief the other day.

457
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,159
Speaker 1: What the fuck I reckon people's dads would still use them?

458
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,040
Speaker 1: I'd like to know. And does your dad below his

459
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,119
Speaker 1: nose into it or is he just like dabs it

460
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,199
Speaker 1: and if you passed it to you, if you're like crying,

461
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,359
Speaker 1: are you like going ill? Dud? No? Thanks?

462
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,399
Speaker 2: And how many washes per week per day?

463
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,760
Speaker 1: Do they at least do they have rotations and wash

464
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,639
Speaker 1: it once today? I'd like to know all that.

465
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,520
Speaker 2: Do you have like a hundred different ones?

466
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Speaker 1: Because that's crazy and need see one for every day

467
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 1: the way? All right, guys, On this week's episode, we

468
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 1: are doing some more worse first date stories because honestly,

469
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,960
Speaker 1: there's never too many of those. I love listening to them.

470
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 1: It makes I think it makes everyone feel a little

471
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:50,119
Speaker 1: bit better about going on dates. Okay, actually no, it

472
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:51,719
Speaker 1: would make you feel worse about going in dates. But

473
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,520
Speaker 1: like if you've been like, oh, I had a really

474
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 1: shit date, and then you hear some of these, you're like, actually,

475
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,960
Speaker 1: my date was fine. I have not been on a

476
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:03,159
Speaker 1: date since before I got my nose done.

477
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,480
Speaker 2: Damn, you were like really on it.

478
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,360
Speaker 1: I was really on a roll right before I got

479
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 1: my nose down. I think I went him three in

480
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,359
Speaker 1: a week. I was trying to like pack him in

481
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 1: there in case I looked fugly after. But I think

482
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,159
Speaker 1: I went on one follow up date, like a really

483
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 1: light one right the week or two after. But yeah,

484
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: it didn't go anywhere. But yeah, fuck, that's been a

485
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 1: really long time. I'm going on the date next week

486
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 1: in BALI. I'll be maybe I've already gone on once

487
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 1: when I talked to you. By the way, everyone get excited. Okay,

488
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,640
Speaker 1: let me set the scene my hingetate. Let's call him

489
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 1: Greg ask oh my god, this is already bad. Ask

490
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: me out to Hog's breath first, red flag. I was

491
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 1: already cautious of Greg because he had a whole Instagram

492
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,640
Speaker 1: highlight dedicated to him grinding on the gym floor. Yes,

493
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 1: the gym floor. What the fuck I'm hoping she means

494
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 1: like working out, not like actually grinding on the gym floor.

495
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 1: I must have been offulating. Anyways. Greg picks me up,

496
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 1: and the ViBe's okay because he's sexy as fuck. I'm

497
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: surprised you didn't like the gym floor videos.

498
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 2: Then, babe, but.

499
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 1: Something feels off. Within three minutes of picking me up,

500
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 1: he starts trauma dumping. I'm talking childhood trauma, daddy issues,

501
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:22,719
Speaker 1: family violence, the works. I actually maybe I have a

502
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 1: slight issue when people trauma are not really early on,

503
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: because it feels like you're trying to because I've had

504
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: it and now looking back, and then it feels like

505
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 1: a manipulation tactic almost. I completely get that people have

506
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,159
Speaker 1: gone through really challenging things, but I think waiting until

507
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 1: you're close and it's a safe space to share those

508
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,480
Speaker 1: things is great. Like it's amazing that people have the

509
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: courage to share that stuff. I just think doing it

510
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,439
Speaker 1: so quickly is a way of like sucking someone in

511
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 1: a way, or at least that's how it turned out

512
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 1: for me when it happened to me, So I am

513
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 1: always like a little bit cautious of people that acts

514
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 1: that way. Really early on the EmPATH in me just

515
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 1: absorbed it all and listened fast forward to the dinner.

516
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 1: The usual first eight questions, A few drinks, and a

517
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: shitty dry steak minus five or a points to hog's breath.

518
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: Dinner finishes up and we head to another bar for

519
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,560
Speaker 1: a drink. There are plenty more trauma dumps. He then

520
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: tells me he used to be a male stripper, which

521
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: explains the floor humping. Okay, so it probably was actual

522
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,439
Speaker 1: floor humping. I think I wonder what the people at

523
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: the gym are thinking when he gets down on the

524
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 1: floor like that, they go here we go again. After

525
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: the fourth hand's night stripper story, I call it a

526
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,920
Speaker 1: night and ask him to take me home. At this point,

527
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 1: I've got the ick and my vagina as dry as

528
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: my steak. It's funny, funny girl. This is when it

529
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: gets cooked. On the drive home, Greg puts on his

530
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 1: trip of songs and tells me he's got a show

531
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,119
Speaker 1: for me. Greg has had too much to drink. Greg

532
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,439
Speaker 1: fuck Chris Brown's wet the bed. I've never heard that

533
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: song comes on and Greg begins his performance. He starts

534
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: serenading his steering wheel, fingering it, smacking it, smirking at me.

535
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I like, because can you imagine he's

536
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 1: just like he slowly eases into his strip of talk,

537
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: and now he's like, had a couple of drinks, He's

538
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 1: explained some stories, and now he's feeling like comfortable and confident.

539
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 2: And I would be trying to survive this date as

540
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 2: much as her, but she hasn't exactly shut it down,

541
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: so I think he's actually like, oh, she's feeling like

542
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 2: she's loving this.

543
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: Oh, like I do believe, like, after like a fucking

544
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 1: significant amount of drinks. Yeah, a guy would do this

545
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:38,239
Speaker 1: absolutely exactly this show. Wait, I'm internally dry heaving. This

546
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 1: show lasted the whole twenty minute right home because every

547
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 1: song he'd put on his probably like oh yeah. I

548
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: sat there in silence of legs, facing the door, counting

549
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,400
Speaker 1: down the minutes. This boy could not read the room.

550
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: Finally we arrive home and he's finished fucking his steering wheel.

551
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: I rush out, but he follows me. I say my

552
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: thank you and goodbyes. But what does Greg do? He

553
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 1: tells me how sexually frustrated he is and he doesn't

554
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: want the date to end. No shit, Greg, you were

555
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: literally railing your seal wheel a minute ago. I managed

556
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 1: to escape him, text some pointers for his future dates

557
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,199
Speaker 1: and block him. Moral of the story, never trust a

558
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 1: man who takes you to hog's breath or finger fucks

559
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: his steering wheel. Vallad I'd love to see the text

560
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: that you sent him, saying, like, by the way, heads up,

561
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: do people, I actually would like you girls to send me.

562
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: When you like text someone and they ask you like, oh,

563
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 1: why weren't you interested again? Or like why didn't it

564
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: work out? And like they've kind of done something wrong

565
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: and you've actually told them it's because you did this,

566
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 1: or it's because this, you know what I mean. Yeah,

567
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 1: I always sadly just go, oh sorry, I'm just really

568
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 1: not looking to date right now. Like that's my classic,

569
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: and everyone that listens to my podcast knows that, Like

570
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: I really like dating, you know what I mean, that's

571
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: my go to.

572
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 2: I had a story recently of black an Australian celebrity,

573
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 2: and she will actually like after the date, but like, hey,

574
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed this element, this element and this element.

575
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 2: But like you're a bit young or I don't think

576
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 2: your work situation suits mine, and surely.

577
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,679
Speaker 1: Ah, I guess maybe when you're a bit more, when

578
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: you're a bit older and you're kind of more looking

579
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: for something specific, and I guess everyone that you're dating

580
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 1: is definitely dating with more intention. Yeah, it makes a

581
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: bit more sense.

582
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 2: I just love the confor them.

583
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah.

584
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 2: Absolutely, me dumping people, I'm like, you're amazing, it's all me.

585
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: No, Like honestly, it's not you, it's me. Like that

586
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: line is my classic, and it's never me.

587
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 2: Can't go rock all right.

588
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,160
Speaker 1: I went on my first date at sixteen. Oh god,

589
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: I couldn't even imagine going on a date to that age.

590
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: I don't think I went in to a day till

591
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: I was like twenty. Took me to an Italian restaurant,

592
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 1: paid for everything, then for ice cream, and I walk

593
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 1: on the beach first six like at sixteen when you're

594
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: not really drinking, Like that sounds like a nice bliss.

595
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: Fucking No, I couldn't go on a first date before

596
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: the age of eighteen because I wouldn't have to be

597
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: able to have alcohol.

598
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 2: You had like blind confidence, though I didn't.

599
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: I was really really timid when I was younger. I was,

600
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,719
Speaker 1: but just like I think I still am, though in

601
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: a lot of with men I am.

602
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 2: I was like, the fuck are you so? I can

603
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 2: handle anything at that age now, I'm scared of everything.

604
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: No, I'm always been scared of everything. He told me

605
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: he loved I thought he should saying me. He told

606
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,919
Speaker 1: me he loved doing this with all his female friends

607
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: to make them feel special, basically friend zoning me after

608
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: making a big deal about our date. It's a really

609
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: weird thing to say, basically just letting her know that

610
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: he does this all the time. I think he told

611
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: everyone at school, including the teachers, that he was going

612
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: on a date with me. I felt so shit after

613
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: he said that. I tried to end the night, but

614
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 1: he proceeded to introduce himself to my parents and chatted

615
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: with them for like an hour while they sat there,

616
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: like an idiot. To make matters worse, I found out

617
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: he booked the restaurant before asking me out because he

618
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: knew i'd say yes. Arrogance. I hate it. I hate it.

619
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: People would like, oh, look, everyone's got a bit of

620
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: an ego. I get that, but like men like that

621
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: that kind of make younger girls or girls feel embarrassed

622
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: for like being interested. I think, is such an egg. Okay, next,

623
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 1: so picture this. I start talking to this ridiculously good

624
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,719
Speaker 1: looking boy who's also genuinely so nice. Please tell me

625
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: what his name is and how to contact him. We're

626
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: vibing until I find out he's eighteen. Scratch that.

627
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 2: I was so ready to shut you down. I was like,

628
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 2: I'll let you read this, thank you.

629
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I'm a sophisticated twenty two year old woman read

630
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: I pay bills and play complain about petro prizs same sis.

631
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: He asked me out for sushi. My weakness. I say yes,

632
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: then panic about their age gap. Ten minutes before the

633
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: date and cancel. Somehow, we keep chatting anyway. Yeah, if

634
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: I was twenty two, I wouldn't I have. I've got

635
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: a funny thing about dating younger guys. I tend to

636
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: prefer my agent up, so I understand that. Fast forward

637
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: to a random Wednesday night. My friends and I check

638
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: out a new rooftop restaurant. Cute dinner turns into MESSI

639
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: cocktails thanks to a mutual friend. I stumble home at midnight,

640
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: tragic because I'm a teacher with a seven am class. Hey,

641
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: midnight is midnight is commendable in my mind, so that's okay.

642
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: Tipsy Me decides it's time for a booty call. Oh

643
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: my god, I hate tipsy Me. Like tipsy Me, I

644
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: want to fucking stab every single day. Who's awake at

645
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: midnight on a school night? Yep? The eighteen year old

646
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: tell me he wasn't at school. Please tell me he

647
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: was graduated. I invite him over, meet him in pajamas

648
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: and a messy barn, a smiling Mike tequila. One thing

649
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: leads to another and we stay up all night talking

650
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: and not talking. Okay, I was like, one thing leads

651
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 1: to another generally, does not mean talking. I get two

652
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: hours of sleep before teaching the next day, looking like

653
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: I've survived a festival. Here's the kicker. Despite the age

654
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: gap drama, we actually started dating. Fast forward to nearly

655
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: two years. He's now twenty, I'm turning two four and

656
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: he's the best boyfriend ever. Or from one tequila soak Wednesday.

657
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I actually forgot that they started dating.

658
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Maybe I need to open broaden my horizons

659
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: a bit more, because like, you never really know, do you.

660
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: And like my sister's last boyfriend was a lot younger

661
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: than her and he was like great, Like we all

662
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: loved him. We still love him.

663
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 2: Maybe we need this man's best friend's number or something.

664
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck go girl, I'm proud of you. Maybe booty

665
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: calls are the answer, and I need to chill out,

666
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: give myself some slack. Now. I'm not a booty caller.

667
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm just a drunk texter. Hey, what are you doing,

668
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: drunk caller? I'm a drunk caller too.

669
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 2: I'm a not in like obviously a hitting on any

670
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 2: one way, but like I'm like, oh my god, I've

671
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 2: had three wines. I'm going to let you know exactly

672
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 2: what you mean to me, how much I miss you?

673
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: Like I will like reconnect with people. I've been talked

674
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 2: to him three years on the Instagram. I'm like, hey, babe,

675
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: that's what I missed. That's the next day, I'm like, Oh.

676
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: My problem is that it tends to be people that

677
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: are in different countries that all crew and they're like

678
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: fucking walking the park at a fucking twelve pm on

679
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: it like just chilling and I'm like, ah, you're a

680
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: kick I'm coming home from kick On to kill me.

681
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: So I'm chatting to this guy on inside and we

682
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: plan a wine bar date. Wine by dates are a

683
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: good date.

684
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: My favorite.

685
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: I like a pub date too, because like the atmosphere

686
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: at a pub more catsual one. Yeah, he seems normal,

687
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: a planner. Great On the night, I'm fifteen minutes late.

688
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: He's already had a drink and then proceeds to down

689
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: five more while I'm still on my second averroll.

690
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 2: Wow, it's a lot.

691
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 1: It's a fast drinking man. He keeps bringing up his

692
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend Bang red Flag and female friends ick and

693
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: then he decides he's hungry, so he orders this massive steak.

694
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: He even puts someone a plate for me, but because

695
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: I'm busy yapping, I barely touch it. He eats his

696
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: in two minutes, then asks if I'm going to eat mine?

697
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: When I say no, he eats it off my plate.

698
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: Why do you even put it on her plate?

699
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 2: Why so fast?

700
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: Like? Why are we in a rush?

701
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 2: But it's like five drinks in one minute, a whole

702
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 2: steak in two minutes.

703
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: Like have you not eaten or drinking weeks? Like relaxed?

704
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: And we got we've got all night.

705
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: And he let her have a fucking apple all babe.

706
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: My jaw hit the floor. He then goes to pee,

707
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,719
Speaker 1: comes back, sits on the same side of the table.

708
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: I'm done. I drive him home. Oh so she's even driving,

709
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: so she's probably like, why are we getting so wasted? Yeah?

710
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: When I drop him off, he asked me to come inside.

711
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: I decline, say goodbye, and never hear from him again. Traumatize.

712
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: It's so funny when you go on a date with

713
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: someone and then it's that you just never speak again,

714
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: and you see them out and you're like, loll we tried,

715
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 1: but like, no, I.

716
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 2: Know, and respectfully, like Lee, reading the end of that one,

717
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 2: I understand the steak and the drinks, but like the

718
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 2: fact he came and sat on the same side as

719
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: her when it's crazy, like, I think that's really romantic,

720
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 2: but she's obviously so repulsed.

721
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: Sweet if you're into it, of.

722
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 2: Course, this is a point she's like, fuck this.

723
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: Time, I'm not get up. All right, Me and this guy,

724
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: let's call him Owen. I always love seeing what people

725
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: come up with. Owen reminds me of Owen from Gray's Anatomy,

726
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: So I already feel like this is going to be bad.

727
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: Go bowling for our first date, fun and different. Bowling

728
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: can be cute because you're kind of enjoying yourself for

729
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: you also having drinks. Bowling's a good like second date, I.

730
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 2: Think, And also no one is to experience at bowling,

731
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 2: so you're both like learning together.

732
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, bowling. I think it's a good second date because

733
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: you know, I always say second dates are harder to

734
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: me because I've already found out everything interesting on the

735
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: first day. Then bowling kind of makes it like, can

736
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: you have fun together? Make it a bit more lighthearted,

737
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: you know, totally good shot Owen. He tries a fancy

738
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: spin move but launches the ball backwards. It nearly hits

739
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: the snat Kana, everyone gasps and he just yells strike

740
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: like it was intentional. Next time, he slips, slides halfway

741
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: down the lane and the staff have to stop the

742
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: game to get him back. He's like a baby deer

743
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: learning to stand. He's a nice guy. I felt bad,

744
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: but I got the ick. We never went on a

745
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: second date though we're still friends. Yeah, there's something like,

746
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 1: you don't need to impress me. We're bowling. It's just

747
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: just chill.

748
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 2: And he doesn't sound terrible, so I'm glad you've kept

749
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: him as a friend.

750
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, he sounds like a nice guy, but not someone

751
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: you want to like, be romantic with. Al Right. Next,

752
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: I went on a bumble date, Red Flag number one.

753
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: I've never been on bumble, so I feel like i'm

754
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: because Bumble's like where the girl has some message first,

755
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: and to me, it was not really something that ever

756
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: appealed to me. But I know, like my mum and

757
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: like likes it because she gives her get to weed

758
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: out some of the freaks at that age.

759
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,959
Speaker 2: So I used to use bumble, which was hilarious because

760
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 2: at the time they were marketing her ass and it

761
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: still is. This because the woman's messages first, how I

762
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 2: was a guy looking for a guy, So it's just

763
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 2: like that just was I was like, I still like,

764
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 2: never I'm going to go with this app.

765
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: I feel think it would be like certain men on

766
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: Bumble though, it's like they're probably I almost think that'd

767
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: be nicer, like better caliber guys and are maybe looking

768
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 1: for something a bit more serious.

769
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 2: They were a lot nicer, So it's like comparing that

770
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: to Tinder. It was like Tinder's like wonder fuck, Yeah,

771
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 2: that was so much more serious on Bumble Yeah, like

772
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 2: maybe it's just not what I was looking for at

773
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 2: the time. It was too intense, right, okay, right away

774
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,879
Speaker 2: philosophical and they were asking a question Gal from the jumps,

775
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: I'm laying in bed, like.

776
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to get too deep, right, I don't

777
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: have the capacity, Like I feel like this first compent

778
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: needs to kind of be a bit like of a

779
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: funny gag. Then get into like what are you doing,

780
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 1: Let's go get a drink?

781
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent, this nut right in.

782
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is the meaning of life? I don't fucking know.

783
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: Figure it out yourself, all right. So she went on

784
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: a bubble day Bumble Bobble. It was supposed to be

785
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: a shooting range. Interesting, I wonder if do we have

786
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: shooting ranges in Australia. Yeah, why have I never been

787
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: to I've been to one in Hawaii. I was a

788
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: pretty good shot. It was booked, so they ended up

789
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: going mini golf. From the start, vibes were off. Okay,

790
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 1: that sucks. He told me it wouldn't work because I'm

791
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: Greek and he's Italian. Throughout the game, he got visibly

792
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: frustrated every time I did better than him. Yeah. See,

793
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 1: it's like some men are like that. He lined up

794
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: the shots like it was the PGA. Was that a

795
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: golf tournament or something? I'm yeah, And when he didn't

796
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: get a hole in one, he slammed his club, but

797
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 1: people started staring. I got so embarrassed. I began playing

798
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: worse to calm the tension. Girl, I totally feel you that. Then,

799
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: instead of finishing, he tried to play another round without

800
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: playing by keeping our balls from dropping in the last hole.

801
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: I faked being I'm well so he'd take me home. Also,

802
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: that shows you're a cheapskate. You want to play another hole,

803
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: pay for another hole.

804
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not on the more expensive side of a.

805
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: Day, no never message him again, deleted Bumble and switched

806
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: to hinge where I met my current boy in front

807
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: of three years. Okay, so basically she's saying, don't go

808
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: mumbles like I need some I need to know what

809
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: mumbles about girlipops. Let me know.

810
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 2: It might be better for girls to be honest. Maybe

811
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 2: it just wasn't for me.

812
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm like, I don't even I have hinge,

813
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 1: and it's like I just don't even use it, Like

814
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 1: it's hard. You don't know these people. It's like literally

815
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: a blind date.

816
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: When I loved about this story.

817
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:23,720
Speaker 1: Though.

818
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 2: Have you ever been on a date with a bad

819
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: sport or just a man that cannot handle winning?

820
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: I haven't, and I'm lucky for that.

821
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 2: I haven't been on one. But I went on not

822
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 2: a double date with my girlfriend, but she invited a

823
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 2: few of us friends out with her and her boyfriend.

824
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 2: And I think it was what's the place where you

825
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: play mini golf?

826
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: Holy Moly?

827
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? We went to Holy Moly. Yeah, and I beat

828
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 2: the boyfriend.

829
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: Oh and God forbid your gay and you beat him?

830
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 2: Like I was so smash. It's like having the best time. Yeah,

831
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 2: Like I didn't care. But we're walking out and the

832
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 2: boyfriend's gone really quiet and they're broken up now so

833
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 2: I can tell this story. And my bestie Emma.

834
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: Was like, what's wrong.

835
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 2: You're sad because you lost. He has just turned around

836
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 2: and he says.

837
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 1: Shut up, just shut up, okay.

838
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 2: In public in front.

839
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: Of She was kind of probably taking the piece. Oh

840
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 1: he's so sad.

841
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 2: She was trying to cheer him up and he has

842
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 2: just snapped, and I was like, it's embarrassing, it's really

843
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 2: validating for me.

844
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, I keep going and yell at him again.

845
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: When I played Holy Molly with my last boyfriend, I

846
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: beat him on the first couple of holes and he

847
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: definitely picked up the He was like, oh, not some

848
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: fun game anymore like let's And obviously he ended up

849
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: beating me, but it's like, I don't think he would

850
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: have enjoyed the experiencing one, but he wasn't like that.

851
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: Like I've never had someone like actively be like a

852
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: bad fucking girl like smashing that ship.

853
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 2: I do.

854
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,439
Speaker 1: I think that'd be the biggest egg.

855
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 2: I find it really funny as well, when a guy like,

856
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 2: say you got back from a day, It's like, oh,

857
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 2: who won, and they won't been acknowledged.

858
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: It was just it was fucking easy, like it was.

859
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: This ship wasn't even real golf anyways.

860
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 2: We weren't even keeping school.

861
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, I didn't keep the score ripples up

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Speaker 1: the score sheet. All right, guys, Well, I love you,

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00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: and next week we will be doing a little Ballei

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Speaker 1: recap and I can't wait to chat to you. Then bye,