Speaker 1: Lucky Dip time. It's lucky dip time. You never know
Speaker 1: what you're going to get with Malamonte. Whip it out,
Speaker 1: Whip it out, whip its whip.
Speaker 2: I love that song, Oh Devot. The wearing the red
Speaker 2: plastic hats.
Speaker 1: Are too funny. I want to do a little embarrassing
Speaker 1: for no reason, because yesterday I got embarrassed for literally
Speaker 1: no reason as a woman rode past me on a
Speaker 1: uni cycle that's just the one no, the one, one wheel,
Speaker 1: and I don't know why I felt uncomfortable. You never
Speaker 1: see that for starters. It's so random and out the
Speaker 1: front of my house, as happy as Larry just owning
Speaker 1: her space, which was so glorious for her. She toddled
Speaker 1: past on her unicycle and I just found it so fucking.
Speaker 2: You know why, because it's almost like a ballsy thing
Speaker 2: to do, because you know everyone's going to be looking
Speaker 2: at you, because it's not an ordinarily seen thing totally.
Speaker 2: It's like the embarrassment of you thinking, oh my god,
Speaker 2: imagine having that much attention.
Speaker 1: I think it was. I just looked at her and
Speaker 1: was like, you've got so much balls because it's and
Speaker 1: I was thinking, oh, she's training for the circus or
Speaker 1: something like. It was so unique that it made me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Imagine the skill required to do that center of gravity.
Speaker 1: But everything about balance so uncomfortable. There's not one part
Speaker 1: of you that's comfortable. And that that's why I thought
Speaker 1: she's training for something, because you're not going to choose
Speaker 1: to go for a ride and go on a unicycle?
Speaker 1: Remember those really like what were they called Penny Farthings.
Speaker 2: Mulgar Bill's bicycle? Remember that book? No, if I send
Speaker 2: you the cover, you will we all read it in
Speaker 2: primary school. It was like it was like a really
Speaker 2: big front wheel.
Speaker 1: Yes, and a tiny back wheel or something. Yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember those. And they were like maybe if you
Speaker 1: went to like Sovereign Hill, that ye oldie place in Victoria,
Speaker 1: you might see one of them getting around, but gee,
Speaker 1: you don't see that anymore. They'd be worth a bomb,
Speaker 1: Yeah they would.
Speaker 2: I've never been to Sovereign Hill.
Speaker 1: Oh, Sovereign Hill great, and you used to get like
Speaker 1: the raspberry drops and all they'd have, all the boiled lollies.
Speaker 1: Souein Hill is so great. You should go there now
Speaker 1: with your kids.
Speaker 2: Not my kids have been because they went with school.
Speaker 2: You know what I when I do want to go
Speaker 2: is at winter time. They do like a I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's like a winter festival sort of thing there where
Speaker 2: they have like fake snow and stuff and it looks
Speaker 2: it always looks nice, and I'm like, oh, that looks nice.
Speaker 2: I could do that. Never been to the snow either,
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I vividly remember as a kid, probably nine year years old,
Speaker 1: the first time I saw snow, and it was when
Speaker 1: we were driving up the mountain. It was on the
Speaker 1: side of the road. My stepdad pulled over so we
Speaker 1: could get out and feel. It was magical. It is
Speaker 1: so magical anyway, Monique sent a list like I think
Speaker 1: a couple of you did, actually, because it was going
Speaker 1: around on Instagram embarrassing for no reasons. Some of these
Speaker 1: are so good because they're so I love the more
Speaker 1: basic they are, and how embarrassed you do get so
Speaker 1: embarrassing for no reason.
Speaker 2: Wearing a hat, Oh again, you're so conscious.
Speaker 1: A cap I feel fine in, but a hat like
Speaker 1: if I was to wear a hat, like, I've got
Speaker 1: a black hat and I'm very conscious when I'm wearing it.
Speaker 2: I've started wearing a hat like that, a black hat.
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, purposely to try and push myself out
Speaker 2: of my comfort zone because I'm like, why the fuck
Speaker 2: wouldn't I if I like it? Why am I not?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: So yeah, I agree, though.
Speaker 1: I'm checking the mailbox but there's no mail there. Yes,
Speaker 1: when you're in your letter box and then you just
Speaker 1: close it again because there's nothing there.
Speaker 2: Such a pointless exercise using an umbrella. Oh, this is
Speaker 2: a very teenage thing, my kids. It could be pouring
Speaker 2: rain and I'll say, take an umbrella. It's embarrassing to
Speaker 2: have an umbrella for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but just putting it up and then holding it
Speaker 1: and walking along in the rain, I get it. They're
Speaker 1: embarrassing about that.
Speaker 2: Embarrassing for no reason can easily transition to just plain embarrassing.
Speaker 2: When maybe you've bought just a shitty umbrella and it's
Speaker 2: very windy and it turns inside out.
Speaker 1: It's inside out, yeah, and then you're standing there trying
Speaker 1: to get it the other way around.
Speaker 2: In the rain and your hair's getting wet and you're
Speaker 2: trying to pull it and everyone's looking at you.
Speaker 1: And also then when it's like, say you because we've
Speaker 1: got a shop over the road from our house, like
Speaker 1: down about one hundred meters if I take the umbrella.
Speaker 1: I never know out the front of the shop whether
Speaker 1: just to leave the umbrella open or to close it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean out the front. Do I just
Speaker 1: lean it against a wall open, or like every time
Speaker 1: I think that is so ridiculous, thought all the thought. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's another one for you getting on and off an escalator.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, especially when you see it's getting on more
Speaker 2: than anything you choose. It's like remember when you were
Speaker 2: playing Skippy and you would like trying to find just
Speaker 2: the right moment to get in.
Speaker 1: To jump in. God, that was so fun Skippy. My
Speaker 1: son Alo has quite a phobia of escalators because we
Speaker 1: were at the airport once and he was going down
Speaker 1: the escalator and his shoelace got caught down that bottom
Speaker 1: traumat terrifying and Sam had to fully rip it out.
Speaker 1: So from net so now on, we're always like, shoelaces
Speaker 1: are done up. Your shoelaces are done up. And this
Speaker 1: was one that happened to me the other day where
Speaker 1: I got a bit embarrassed. I was sitting waiting for
Speaker 1: my coffee and I was sitting on Instagram and the
Speaker 1: waiter came over and I was embarrassed. I was on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, and think of how many times you'd
Speaker 2: see that, everyone would be.
Speaker 1: But for some reason, I feel I'm above scrolling on Instagram.
Speaker 1: When I sat there and he's looking down at my
Speaker 1: bloody Housewives of Beverly Hills grab, I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: so fucking embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I imagine they see it's the scene them seeing the
Speaker 2: coming we know her algorithm.
Speaker 1: So funny.
Speaker 2: Do you know what else is embarrassing? Walking down the
Speaker 2: aisle on your wedding day is disgustingly embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It's horrible.
Speaker 2: You don't know where to look. Everyone's staring at you
Speaker 2: and smiling.
Speaker 1: Horrible. So where did you look? Because I've never walked
Speaker 1: down the aisle? Mind you, I did walk. I was
Speaker 1: in Stacy's wedding and I remember being so anxious because
Speaker 1: I have to go first. You're right, it's hideous.
Speaker 2: And also it's like, thank god if you're carrying a
Speaker 2: bouquet because you got something to do with your hands.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh no, no, yes, why terrible? Yeah, I get that. Okay,
Speaker 1: let us know what you think is embarrassing for no reason,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd love that all right by for our guys,
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