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Speaker 2: In our favorite sorry what was that in our favorite

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Speaker 1: And we're already on the flight. We are seated at

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Speaker 1: the shoulder and goes be fort chicken. How do you feel.

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Speaker 2: Chicken?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 2: Stimulator? Actually, what do you go for on planes? It's

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Speaker 2: old what do they call it, the cattle class?

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Speaker 1: Is that what it's called.

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Speaker 2: Some people call it the old cattle class? Coach, economy, peasantry. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: how do you go for? Chicken or beef? Chicken? I've

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Speaker 1: I always think it tastes really good. Really yeah, I

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Speaker 1: always love playing food. Arguably, I really just started to

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Speaker 1: We've been in business. It must be nice. I had

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I actually remember getting something in business.

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Speaker 2: Just kidding, guys, No, I do remember we got. I

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Speaker 2: Let's keep reminiscing one day to be able to afford

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we didn't pay for it, yeah, to be

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Speaker 2: That they are the ones that are quite easy to understand,

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Speaker 2: That's a great one. Wow, I high from far from

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Speaker 2: Fact, things that we have learned about girls that they

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Speaker 2: can see fifty different shades of pink.

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Speaker 1: So it's like how you know how dogs see and

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Speaker 1: She actually sees the difference. Yeah, oh that's a good one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's backed by science. It is things we have

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Speaker 2: Wow, ye, no, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon in the long term thing guys. Nice

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Speaker 1: Be the turtle, not the hair.

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Speaker 2: Things we've learned about girls that the flowers aren't the gift.

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Speaker 2: The gift is the thought that went into getting them. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I still think a lot of guys haven't realized that.

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Speaker 2: But I mean it's about the surprise.

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Speaker 2: Have brought flowers. When Beth got her license, I bought

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Speaker 1: Can so lucky?

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Speaker 2: Damn is it? Men? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Things we have learned about girls. Their determination is unmatched.

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Speaker 2: Facts. Yeah, things we've learned about girls. Even if they

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Speaker 1: When snacks are involved, it's yes, it's just silly. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Things we have learned about girls. They're not afraid to

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Speaker 2: Shit.

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Speaker 1: And I think vulnerability is labeled as when we're growing

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Speaker 1: especially they're being vulnerable means you're brave.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fair, scary stuff. Things we have learned about girls,

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Speaker 2: or I'll say this one is things that I've learned.

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Speaker 2: Let me know if you've learned about it. Okay, that

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Speaker 2: Thursday night is tanding night. Did you know that?

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Speaker 1: I know that's a universal thing. I have learned that,

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Speaker 1: but not in my relationship. Okay, why Thursday?

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Speaker 2: You tell me? Because I know why?

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Speaker 1: Let me think logically? Wait, no, yeah, I got this. Okay, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: So so close. You are on one hundred percent the

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Speaker 1: Because the dogs are cute, like a human be weird?

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Speaker 2: you know where, and she goes, oh, I'm like, don't

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. You've always told me your

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Speaker 1: I actually still need to buy that pillow. You know

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Speaker 2: Do I need that?

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Speaker 2: It's actually kind of I don't mind it. In the

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Speaker 1: I sleep hot year round, like winter, I'll sleep with

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Speaker 2: Are you for real?

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Speaker 2: I actually feel bad for you. Someone must be way

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Speaker 2: What okay? Already next up on today's two course menu,

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Speaker 2: have you ever had a more than two course or

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Speaker 1: We did when we were in Korea.

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Speaker 2: That's right, I forgot about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, Well, next up on this two course menu

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Speaker 2: is I have thought of things men do that I

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Speaker 2: I tried to add some things I doing, and then

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Speaker 1: What was that embarrassing? Two one for me?

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Speaker 2: How come on?

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Speaker 1: I have six six I got two big ones yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. They're called like European pillars. And then

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Speaker 2: That's what we've got at my place too. Guess why.

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Speaker 2: That's good. It honestly completes a room.

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what happened. So I had my

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: That's actually hilarious.

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Speaker 2: European pillow, bro. They complete of room.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, white that big pillar.

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Speaker 2: You have two and they're right on the headboard. We

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your European pios look smaller than the one.

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Speaker 1: Ye.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Things men do that I admit are embarrassing. Letting

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's like it's because we're standing

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: Why the fu.

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Speaker 2: We should invent undies.

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Speaker 2: Not even that I reckon. Because girls can get period

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Speaker 2: save money on pads. We should make that for men

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Speaker 2: where the doodle goes and then and then it's just

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Speaker 1: That could work idea. Maybe don't write that one.

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Speaker 2: Ye yeah, okay. Things men do that I admit are embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Continuously wearing undies that are falling apart.

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Speaker 1: Ah talking about saving money. Oh yeah right, come on man,

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Speaker 1: I did When I went to Bali. I went to

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Speaker 2: I reckon Trady Bonds three pack It's gone be near fifty.

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Speaker 1: Fifty Bali brand it's called like a Ko or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: is coming from.

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00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,240
Speaker 1: I call I kind of like also like thinking about

442
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 1: I have like sexy undies as a man, Like when

443
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,800
Speaker 1: you think you're going to get something, you're.

444
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 2: Like now and the way you find out is by

445
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 2: just wearing underwear and then your girlfriend will say, oh,

446
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:31,560
Speaker 2: those ones are nice.

447
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 1: You go mental, Yeah, because I still have a few pairs,

448
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: So like, I don't have any holy ones anymore, but

449
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,359
Speaker 1: like the lace because I swim in the ocean with them.

450
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 1: The laziness because of the salt water has gone okay

451
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:46,640
Speaker 1: to bus for three mates there the bonds and tradings, mate,

452
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 1: But yeah, I agree, let me agree.

453
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 2: You still think there's a place in this world for

454
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 2: holy underwear?

455
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like depends how much money you make it.

456
00:21:55,720 --> 00:22:00,199
Speaker 2: Honestly, I can't argue with that. It's tough out there. Now.

457
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,399
Speaker 2: I'm going to go into some of the things we

458
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,639
Speaker 2: don't do. Okay, Okay, things men do that I admit

459
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 2: are embarrassing. Frantically looking for a vape.

460
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:14,440
Speaker 1: Ah, that is the most embarrassing thing ever. Yeah, imagine

461
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,440
Speaker 1: when you're like I don't know, sixty or seventy, and

462
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 1: like you just have like a vape like here or

463
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 1: there everywhere, and your grandkids are like, I don't know,

464
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 1: it's Easter East has just been for us, and you're

465
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 1: just puffing away, little Johnny.

466
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 2: Where's my vapor? Also? Okay, here's the thing for you vapors.

467
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:36,000
Speaker 2: All right, you're young now, you don't have kids, but

468
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 2: are you going to be vaporing for the next twenty years?

469
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 2: What if you have a fifteen year old kid you

470
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 2: catch that little fucker steel in your vape.

471
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 1: It's trying to be like you, dad, I like, this

472
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 1: might be mean. I really don't understand vaping and smoking

473
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,440
Speaker 1: causes cancer. Why do you do it?

474
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 2: It's a great it's a great question.

475
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.

476
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 2: It's a great question.

477
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 1: It's like going out and the start of getting summer,

478
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: and every.

479
00:22:55,480 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 2: Time I will admit that mad men is it's making

480
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 2: me want to smoke.

481
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks so cool.

482
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they also died like sixty Yeah they did. Yeah,

483
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 2: and therefore they have to do an ad campaign to

484
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,479
Speaker 2: try and make people want smokes.

485
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

486
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 2: Things men do that I admit are embarrassing. Fantasy Sports

487
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:24,919
Speaker 2: League ah ah, it's not real. It's literally not fucking real.

488
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: I've tried the NRL one when I was like eighteen.

489
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 1: I just don't care about it. No NRL and like

490
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,679
Speaker 1: put like thirty bucks on it. I just don't get

491
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 1: it either.

492
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 2: You build a team, it's not.

493
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: Real, and then one of the players gets injured, and

494
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 1: then you're.

495
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, you're all pissed off.

496
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: It's not real.

497
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: It's not real. God, things men do that, I admit,

498
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 2: are embarrassing. Getting more emotional about horses running around a

499
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,720
Speaker 2: track than anything else on this planet.

500
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: I've never understood that horses dogs They even have that

501
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 1: race with like a cart and a horse, Like, what's that?

502
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is? Yeah, I think the

503
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: rabbit's tracks on it. Yeah, I've never understood that when

504
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 1: they all go I don't know the male concept of

505
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: like grouping around the pub. I understand socializing, but then

506
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 1: you bet on these dogs or horses running around a

507
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 1: little circle.

508
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: I don't get I've done it. I've tried. Yeah, I

509
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: don't like I all we had, our friends would be mad,

510
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 2: keen to watch the races, right, Yeah, and so I

511
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 2: remember trying to just put like ten bucks on a

512
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 2: race and then watching I was thinking, well, the race

513
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 2: will be more interesting because I could potentially win money

514
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: from the ten dollars that I put on it.

515
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: And it wasn't.

516
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 2: It wasn't.

517
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: When we were like, I don't know, eighteen or nineteen,

518
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 1: growing up, I used to always say to my friends like,

519
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 1: I just don't like the pub. Yeah, and they used

520
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: to give me so much shit.

521
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

522
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm like, oh, I'm not coming, like

523
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: I don't like the food at the pub and I

524
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 1: don't drink.

525
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

526
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, it's not it. The snitzel

527
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: is not great. I'm going to go somewhere else. And

528
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 1: they're like, oh now, I'm just like I don't like

529
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: anything about the pub, gambling, and then the foods. If

530
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 1: the food's not a good pub and it's average, I'm like,

531
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: we I'm not going that.

532
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 2: It's it's it's interesting. But best dad, he used to

533
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 2: be a ref in the NRL, and he said, the

534
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 2: worst thing that happens to the game is gambling because

535
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 2: people gamble and then and then they they lose, and

536
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: who do they blame? The ref People bet their whole house,

537
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 2: and people will bet everything they have and it makes

538
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 2: them hate players, like if a player makes a mistake,

539
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 2: death threats, if a ref makes mistake, fucking death.

540
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 1: But if you need gambilling to love a sport, then

541
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: you don't love the sport.

542
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 2: Is it even that good of a sport? Yeah? Like

543
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 2: I I don't mind watching NRL every now and then

544
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 2: without gambling.

545
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, yeah, I don't think you should need

546
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 1: that to watch it.

547
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 2: It's fucking weird.

548
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: Well as humans were always.

549
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 2: Just like that.

550
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 1: One more thing make me feel that a little bit more. Yeah,

551
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: people smoke in an addiction. Yeah, it gives you that

552
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: rush in your brain or that headspins.

553
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 2: That's what makes it exciting. Okay, my last one. Things

554
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 2: men do that I am. Things men do that I

555
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 2: admit are embarrassing. This isn't really a thing they do.

556
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: This is the thing they Nike air Force ones with

557
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 2: tight jeans. Nah.

558
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 1: I tell you one thing men do that I admit

559
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: are embarrassing, new pair of air Force ones. And they

560
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: like they get out of this car or something like, oh.

561
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 2: No, it's dirty.

562
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to get money. Air Force is dirty,

563
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 1: like make their shoes, so.

564
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 2: They're meant to do things men do that I admit,

565
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: are embarrassing being thirty and at a club.

566
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh. Things things men do that I admit are embarrassing

567
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 1: going off the shoes is buying those hypesneakers then putting

568
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: in their room and not wearing them.

569
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 2: Yeah weird.

570
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,119
Speaker 1: Yeah weird, bro. And they're like worth like a certain

571
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: amount of money.

572
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 2: Things men do that I think are embarrassing, or I admit,

573
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 2: are embarrassing. When you're like twenty fucking thirty, you still

574
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 2: live with your parents. It's insane.

575
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: You're trying to raast me now you're twenty five. Yeah,

576
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,640
Speaker 1: you said twenty five.

577
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,880
Speaker 2: I was gonna say twenty seven, but I was gonna

578
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 2: say two more years. Yeah, I'll let's be for real

579
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 2: on twenty seven. If you haven't moved down to twenty seven,

580
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 2: it would be come on, I got holes in my

581
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 2: own things, mate, and I'm saving with my mom and

582
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 2: dad are right frugal. Let me be, Let me be,

583
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: wait till I have a mansion. Oh shit, Stay bad,

584
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 2: Stay bad,