Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, jeez, hello.
Speaker 2: Look over allie, she is Ali is between three microphones
Speaker 2: and then it goes to speak to blank air.
Speaker 3: Make a decision.
Speaker 4: That took me.
Speaker 2: Hotman, hot man, Ali, hotman, Hello, suspect number one pizza.
Speaker 5: A very long time.
Speaker 2: We just came out of a meeting. Would you say
Speaker 2: it's exciting what we were discussing?
Speaker 3: Very Yeah. I wasn't allowed in that meeting either, was ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's about your replacements. It is very exciting. I'd
Speaker 2: be excited, you know generally what the meeting was about.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big things. Watch the space guys.
Speaker 4: Big things coming.
Speaker 2: Ah, there we go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, Yeah, that's exciting. Private I thought we were
Speaker 3: doing with the haundshakes.
Speaker 2: I said alone. The other day, I was like, that's it,
Speaker 2: the annual handshakes. The fucking what.
Speaker 1: Your idea, your idea? Back it in out there, shaking hands,
Speaker 1: kiss some babies.
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 3: It was great, shaking a.
Speaker 2: Lot of people. It's good fun. I'm feeling sick. I've
Speaker 2: got a tingle in my throat this week.
Speaker 4: I've got a tummy ache today.
Speaker 2: No, it's a tingling, I said, tingle.
Speaker 4: But I don't feel the best either.
Speaker 2: It's probably so bring up after your little Sanelligan on
Speaker 2: a Monday NCT.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was rough. I'm fully sober now, that's good.
Speaker 3: In the last night spaghetti bolonnaise.
Speaker 2: I had bolonnes last night and I was almost going
Speaker 2: to text you.
Speaker 4: You should have, but why didn't you?
Speaker 2: I just needed a break.
Speaker 3: Did you have spoke bar last night?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 4: Spat. No I had.
Speaker 2: Have you been on any dates since you've arrived in Melbourne?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Are you on the dating apps? No?
Speaker 4: I'd hate that. I just can't do.
Speaker 3: We might have a data for next week.
Speaker 2: Hang on, have you signed up to any or you try?
Speaker 2: I have?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've tried it before, but it's just not my vibe.
Speaker 6: I need to meet them in person. I need to
Speaker 6: do like a speed dating.
Speaker 2: Oh right, is there anyone in the building you want
Speaker 2: us to like? Some grown work.
Speaker 3: I could set you off with Zion. He's the other
Speaker 3: Irish guy. He's my friend in the building.
Speaker 2: In the building an Irish maide here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was here before me. He works in Create.
Speaker 2: You know each other yeah, from the mother Land. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know each other from back in the mother Land.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, and you got a job here like a
Speaker 3: year ago. Really yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Always walked past them on the way out and they're chatting,
Speaker 7: and you cannot You think he's hard to understand, not
Speaker 7: a word.
Speaker 4: Which one is it?
Speaker 3: He sits like on the way to the main door.
Speaker 2: I think he's the Irish one.
Speaker 3: He's the Irish guy.
Speaker 4: I never would have guessed that.
Speaker 7: Guy to practice his speed dating Jason gif. Some speed
Speaker 7: dating is when you go on a quick speed.
Speaker 5: Date with Jason. Let's see how it goes here.
Speaker 4: You go, I get so awkward.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's that's why you work on it.
Speaker 3: Then you need an awkward guy like.
Speaker 4: I just have a bad boy. I'm a bad boy
Speaker 4: to a girl.
Speaker 2: You're what? Sorry?
Speaker 4: I like bad boys nuntime, it doesn't last.
Speaker 3: What do you want a bad boy to do?
Speaker 4: Not like a bad bad boy?
Speaker 7: But wouldn't you have done just occasional criminal commission or
Speaker 7: just like the minor ones on the mind.
Speaker 3: Break the breaks sorry afterwards? No, just like a I
Speaker 3: don't know, a bad ride motorbike?
Speaker 4: Just a bad boy.
Speaker 5: Do you like the boy that rides a motorbike?
Speaker 4: I mean, sure, why not?
Speaker 3: But when you say real men ride women, brodie when.
Speaker 2: Jesse, you can't say that.
Speaker 3: I can't say that.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you have tried a bad boy in the past
Speaker 2: and it hasn't worked out.
Speaker 4: Well, Yes, he cheated on me, Well that's hello.
Speaker 2: How are we together? Four years?
Speaker 5: And was it an ongoing what a bad number? Or
Speaker 5: was it a once off?
Speaker 4: A number like my incident in question.
Speaker 6: So I didn't find out until like three or four
Speaker 6: months after. So I was still with him, and one
Speaker 6: of my best friends told me because she found out
Speaker 6: she thought I knew the whole time and I had
Speaker 6: no idea.
Speaker 2: So he was full affair or just a one night.
Speaker 4: The check was just a one night. Yeah, that's one.
Speaker 2: And I was joking. I'm joking.
Speaker 3: You can't, sir.
Speaker 2: I've said to Luke. If I find out you patched
Speaker 2: some bloke when you're full of booze, I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 2: It was on. I hate moving, moving, is it? Absolute bitch?
Speaker 2: If I find out you know, you've been checking up
Speaker 2: with this guy for a few months, then I guess
Speaker 2: I'll pack bags, but for one night, you know, I'll
Speaker 2: hang it over.
Speaker 3: That's the car, do you keep close to your chest
Speaker 3: for now? You don't put that into the air.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, I would roll it out any time. When
Speaker 2: it's what do you want to watch the night, I'll
Speaker 2: be like, well, why don't we watch my show? Because
Speaker 2: you watched another bloke last years day? You know, and
Speaker 2: I just did little things like that.
Speaker 4: But yeah I haven't.
Speaker 2: What do you want for dinner tonight? Barrye again? Because
Speaker 2: I would like Japanese? You know what I mean? Just
Speaker 2: little things like that.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Ellen, No, it's all good. My story is finished.
Speaker 2: Okay, awkward music too long?
Speaker 3: Didn't read we want a bad boy? When a bad
Speaker 3: boy who won't do bad thing get.
Speaker 2: Out of mick. Listen, this date's going to be quick.
Speaker 2: My parole office is going to be around here soon.
Speaker 6: No, I wan't like Okay, I need I'll tell you
Speaker 6: what you want?
Speaker 3: Can you hide this from me?
Speaker 4: I love a footy boy. You're not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 4: I love a footy boy. Are you a footy boy?
Speaker 6: Mat? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love, I love. I don't pay to get
Speaker 2: in No fuck the clump defensive the generation.
Speaker 3: I want you to play.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've just moved to Melbourne and I want to
Speaker 1: find someone who likes footy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that narrows it down.
Speaker 2: I played footy on the inside when I was doing time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we played with a concrete ball.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, I don't think that's gonna work out. Why
Speaker 4: I'm just not ing it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think you're going to be getting away.
Speaker 4: So yeah, set me out. Let's go single Ready to
Speaker 4: Mingle the plug.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's a segment we can do on
Speaker 2: the podcast each day, single Ready to Mingle. Let's meet
Speaker 2: today's party that wants today.
Speaker 3: That way, get out of me. There could be some
Speaker 3: parties out there, chas.
Speaker 2: How long have you been with your lady friends?
Speaker 3: My lady friend casual going about eight years?
Speaker 2: Oh? She rish, yeah, she ilegally.
Speaker 3: She is more illegal than I am. Actually, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: on her visa.
Speaker 2: Do you when you can pop the question?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 1: At some stage you I'm twenty seven next morning Miss
Speaker 1: Ireland to current Miss Ireland also twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, that's triggering, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where to use that all the time for like little
Speaker 2: story arcs to do back at the we don't you
Speaker 2: know the K word. It'll be like, so, Marianne, did
Speaker 2: you cheat?
Speaker 4: I love that?
Speaker 3: And then you know shit's about.
Speaker 2: To go down. Yeah, hey, guys, friendly meeting.
Speaker 3: Oh survive by Yeah, eight years.
Speaker 2: Do you love her lover loads? Oh have you thought
Speaker 2: about proposing?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but definitely not yet. We're not ready. We just
Speaker 3: moved to Australia.
Speaker 4: Did you move together?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You what like a year and a half ago.
Speaker 2: It's almost two years. Yeah. Do you live together?
Speaker 3: We live together.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine your life without her?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Can you bring her in?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I want to bring her in. You still haven't met her?
Speaker 2: Is she real?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: This is a tricky one. Let me explain.
Speaker 2: If she's charged up? Yes.
Speaker 5: How are you doing with lu in Asia?
Speaker 2: Twenty two years? And how long crisis? We broke up?
Speaker 4: So you've been together basically my whole life?
Speaker 2: Well, Jesus. She moved to Brisbane with me and we
Speaker 2: lived together there, bought a house and then we broke up,
Speaker 2: had the quarter life crisis. I had to buy out
Speaker 2: of the house, so she gets money. She moved back
Speaker 2: to Sydney and then we got back together a year
Speaker 2: and a half later, so then she gets half the
Speaker 2: house again and had already dropped the cash.
Speaker 3: That is a great business plan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good, very good. Yeah, and we saw other
Speaker 2: people and went full separate ways, but now happily married
Speaker 2: or she would.
Speaker 5: Go back into the second time.
Speaker 2: No, I just moved everything offshore. Yeh. Came in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh I'm bankrupt, but I waited ten
Speaker 2: years till I proposed. Yeah, you want to be sure.
Speaker 4: Same with my parents, to be sure.
Speaker 6: They were together, like nine years before they got eight
Speaker 6: years before they got married, got married.
Speaker 7: But now that people rush into it like two years
Speaker 7: nearly you guys, I think my parents have been together
Speaker 7: since I was seventeen.
Speaker 2: And what about you?
Speaker 5: One you knew me?
Speaker 7: So seven years, seven years as of yesterday, seven great years.
Speaker 5: Happy Anniversaryana.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: People in Australia, they'll get married a lot younger than
Speaker 3: they do.
Speaker 2: Yah.
Speaker 1: I've noticed like very young, like wiped up house bought
Speaker 1: at twenty five.
Speaker 3: I'm like, nahazz, yes, what.
Speaker 2: Role would we play at your wedding? Nice? Like that.
Speaker 2: That's a good question, solid question. Let me make it
Speaker 2: less intense.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I feel that I feel that you could
Speaker 1: be jas a guest band member.
Speaker 3: So what a guest band member?
Speaker 1: So for one number, like most likely, mister Brightside, you
Speaker 1: would come on as a guest singer or trombone.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, take the mic?
Speaker 2: You can you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a song that you don't necessarily need to
Speaker 1: be great on the lyrics for we come in and
Speaker 1: just scream, would.
Speaker 2: We be doing a speech?
Speaker 4: I'll take that one.
Speaker 2: No, you don't know me how the ashes speak.
Speaker 3: These are my confession, right what you're saying? Thank you?
Speaker 5: Walk Miss Island down the isile.
Speaker 3: You could hold her veil or her dress.
Speaker 2: As long as you start the away from the Okay, I'm.
Speaker 4: Going to be the flower girl.
Speaker 3: You can be.
Speaker 4: What am I?
Speaker 1: You can be the person who initiates the dance floor,
Speaker 1: gets the dance floor going.
Speaker 2: Well, let's not be let's not be a step pape.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly old fashion.
Speaker 1: And one rocky moment that I had in my relationship
Speaker 1: recently and potties will know, is when I borrowed Jason's drone,
Speaker 1: brought it home and flew into my TV. New team
Speaker 1: members absolutely blow what We're not married, She's not my wife?
Speaker 3: My wife?
Speaker 1: But yeah, So this was This was towards the end
Speaker 1: of last year, and I took it home to use
Speaker 1: normal drone things with, but I flew it inside to
Speaker 1: get to get used to it, and I crashed it
Speaker 1: into my TV and it broke the TV. So to
Speaker 1: replace that and I to mend the cracks in our
Speaker 1: relationship after that as well, which is super fun. And
Speaker 1: a month or two later, I saw I'm in my
Speaker 1: building's Facebook group where they post things about the building,
Speaker 1: and I saw someone post into it a problem that
Speaker 1: they had with their drone.
Speaker 3: So let me read out this might as well.
Speaker 2: I was going to for public night sport. Give it
Speaker 2: to the pods.
Speaker 1: We can replay this, we can replay this. So this
Speaker 1: was posted in my building that same ding.
Speaker 5: Don't get with that same ding, all right.
Speaker 1: So this was made by a man called Roman, and
Speaker 1: he says, good evening everyone. I'd like to apologize in
Speaker 1: advance for last night's inconvenience. I bought a new drone
Speaker 1: two days ago with an autopilot mode to be able
Speaker 1: to make videos without having to pilot it. I was
Speaker 1: too impatient to try it out last night, so I
Speaker 1: launched the drone in autopilot mode from my balcony and
Speaker 1: it got lost somewhere. I can't find it because it's
Speaker 1: telling me it hit an obstacle, but I don't know
Speaker 1: where because it's flying by itself. The information I have
Speaker 1: is he left from the twelfth floor, opposite the station
Speaker 1: and hit an obstacle five meters high and twenty five
Speaker 1: to thirty meters away from me. This is up in
Speaker 1: the yell and I live in Stautiarra overlooking saudi Ara
Speaker 1: train station, which is quite a busy train station. And
Speaker 1: I live on the sixteenth floor on the same side
Speaker 1: of the building as this guys. The camera stayed on
Speaker 1: for about thirty seconds before going off, and I thought
Speaker 1: I saw a balcony, but I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: It was too dark.
Speaker 1: I'd like to apologize again because I didn't really think
Speaker 1: it through and I just wanted to say hello to
Speaker 1: this new drone stupid idea.
Speaker 3: If anyone has seen.
Speaker 1: Or found a drone on their balcony, I'd be very
Speaker 1: grateful if you could help me find it.
Speaker 3: Have a nice evening.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's so random.
Speaker 3: So he's lost it. He's lost the drone.
Speaker 1: Now, before I crashed my drone into the TV, I
Speaker 1: did have the thought to fly it off my balcony,
Speaker 1: because you know, you just fly it up and then out.
Speaker 1: It would have been safe. This dude has lost it
Speaker 1: and he can't find where it is. So either someone
Speaker 1: has it on their balcony it's crashed down onto the street.
Speaker 1: Even worse, it could have crashed down onto the train
Speaker 1: line at save the Iro station.
Speaker 3: Who knows, and nobody knows where it is.
Speaker 4: It's still not found, so.
Speaker 3: He's had a worse time than I have.
Speaker 2: Where's my try?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I gave it to Romance. I need to
Speaker 1: bring that back in for you.
Speaker 2: Can you do me a favor delete the estate cap
Speaker 2: because I don't know what you've been droning. I don't
Speaker 2: want to put it on and see if I can
Speaker 2: chop a view of you naked.
Speaker 1: Well, I wiped it before, well wiped. I wiped it
Speaker 1: before I packed it up to give back to you.
Speaker 1: But you didn't wipe it before you gave it to me.
Speaker 2: What was on?
Speaker 3: I didn't look, but there was stuff on it.
Speaker 2: No, no, it'll just be me flying it out back
Speaker 2: sea thumbnails my thumbnail. No no, no, that'll be me
Speaker 2: flying out the back of the house. You'll probably have
Speaker 2: the crash on there, the Big Crash twenty twenty. Toddter's
Speaker 2: my mate and we're having a few beers in the
Speaker 2: backyard and we flow it into a tree.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, nice, It's an expensive mistake.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's so sturdy though it's pretty good an Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not bad.
Speaker 3: TV was worse off, not bad.
Speaker 2: At all, Ellie, anything from you, no oh.
Speaker 6: I just want to thank everybody for listening to the
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