1 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:10,591 Speaker 1: This is Browny's podcast. 2 00:00:10,591 --> 00:00:14,160 Dan: This is Browny's podcast. How the hell is everyone, dog? 3 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,980 Campbell: Yeah. Going okay. Thanks, Dan. Feeling much better than I 4 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:20,100 Campbell: was Monday. Remember I came down with what I believe 5 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:24,239 Campbell: was flu- like gastro symptoms. Not COVID but coming good. 6 00:00:24,329 --> 00:00:26,220 Dan: All right. You've also got some trauma to share with 7 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:28,080 Dan: us real soon. JB, you feeling good? 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,940 JB: Celebrating. It's fantastic at the moment. Kylie's away. Yeah. For 9 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:36,930 JB: four days. In fact, my father, Brian, or Pop Bizo as the 10 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:40,380 JB: kids call him. He's in town. He's just retired, freshly retired, 11 00:00:40,380 --> 00:00:44,550 JB: and so he's playing daddy daycare or granddaddy daycare. 12 00:00:44,610 --> 00:00:47,580 Dan: You should see old Brian, no skin folds. He's in 13 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:48,150 Dan: ripping nick. 14 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:49,920 Campbell: He's come out to my joint. 15 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,680 JB: Yes, he has too. He's got beautiful skin too. The 16 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:54,510 JB: old boy going magnificently. 17 00:00:54,540 --> 00:00:57,180 Dan: Brody, legally. We're in good shape. Nothing. We're not in 18 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:58,080 Dan: trouble for anything. 19 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,060 Brody: Not yet. So that's which is new for us. 20 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:00,990 Dan: Boys. Well done. 21 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:02,700 JB: Not too many F words today, boys. 22 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,339 Dan: Yeah. Let's clean it up. Yeah. Fuck up everyone. That's 23 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:05,460 Dan: it? That 24 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,790 Campbell: You all have potty mouths. Get it out. I've got the 25 00:01:08,790 --> 00:01:11,309 Campbell: soap here. And if anyone swears, I'm going to wash 26 00:01:11,310 --> 00:01:11,730 Campbell: your mouth out with soap. 27 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,130 Brody: The people that pay for this podcast just gave me 28 00:01:14,130 --> 00:01:16,709 Brody: a little bit of feedback that we said the F 29 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,091 Brody: word 21 times slot podcast. 30 00:01:18,091 --> 00:01:18,211 JB: That's okay. Got four eyes. I've got it out. He's out. 31 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,709 Dan: Dog, what happened in your rangy? 32 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:31,649 Campbell: Well, let's just say that Richmond, weren't the only side 33 00:01:31,650 --> 00:01:34,500 Campbell: or people beaten by a kangaroo this weekend. 34 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:38,160 JB: Really? Are. There's a few kangaroos out your way. 35 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,580 Campbell: Driving, I live in can near kangaroo ground and Peter's in the 36 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:44,940 Campbell: car. Just myself. Yeah. But it's a company car. So 37 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:47,880 Campbell: a lot of people do drive my car. What company? 38 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,970 Dan: Good question. What are you taking? Is this a taxi? 39 00:01:51,990 --> 00:01:55,470 Brody: It feels like a taxi. Anyway, in the ranging. 40 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,850 Campbell: And driving home late Monday night, I was just past 41 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:02,100 Campbell: dusk where a lot of the time the kangaroos come 42 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:07,230 Campbell: out and a big red just came out of absolutely 43 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:11,070 Campbell: nowhere, bang! Hit the front right side of my car. 44 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:14,160 JB: I didn't realize there was big reds in the outer suburbs of Melbourne. 45 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:14,430 JB: But anyway. 46 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:18,030 Campbell: There are. This would've been 70 kilos. 47 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:21,480 Dan: Was it one of those big buff bitches that have pecks? You know those ones? 48 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:25,500 Campbell: Yeah. And immediately caved in the front right side of my 49 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:29,790 Campbell: car and coolant light came on, dripping, cooling everywhere. 50 00:02:29,790 --> 00:02:30,630 Dan: How did you react? 51 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:36,180 Campbell: Squealed. I immediately hit the brakes. I swore I might 52 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:37,920 Campbell: have yelled out a swear, word. Get it out of nose. I swear. 53 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:41,701 JB: Did you? 54 00:02:41,701 --> 00:02:43,080 Campbell: I went crikey. 55 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,900 JB: Hey, just a Steve Aaron Little rendition. Hey, what's it 56 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:54,660 JB: like though? Because I haven't hit a red I've missed 57 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:58,440 JB: a couple of times. Did you swerve? Did you shake 58 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,190 JB: or just straight through? 59 00:02:59,190 --> 00:03:01,830 Campbell: Didn't have time to swerve, but I did slam the 60 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:04,950 Campbell: brakes on, lock it up. I had it like split second. 61 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:09,720 Campbell: I saw it pop and I hadn't hit it at that stage. I thought 62 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,240 Campbell: to myself, if it hops again, which it probably will 63 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:16,290 Campbell: be kangaroo, then it's gone over. And it did hop straight 64 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:17,160 Campbell: again, because of the lights 65 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,450 JB: It's kangaroo stew. Yeah. 66 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:25,770 Campbell: So I stopped called the ranger because I was obviously didn't 67 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,419 Campbell: want to leave it on the road there. It was still 68 00:03:27,419 --> 00:03:31,290 Campbell: alive to check the pouch. There's nothing worse when someone 69 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:34,980 Campbell: drives off. One, you leave the kangaroo injured that might 70 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:37,110 Campbell: be need to be put down. Secondly that you find 71 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:38,340 Campbell: out it's got to go in his pouch. 72 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:40,619 Dan: Yeah. What you just say, this is another instance of us finding 73 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,050 Dan: out that dog has a soul, because when we first 74 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:46,710 Dan: met you, we thought you might have been a murderous soulless person. 75 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:46,771 Campbell: I like animals. 76 00:03:46,771 --> 00:03:48,511 Dan: That's a beautiful thing to check man. 77 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:49,770 Campbell: Yeah. I like animals. 78 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,590 Brody: So hate human beings. That's a very weird. 79 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:55,380 Campbell: As soon as the ranger got there, I putted my 80 00:03:55,380 --> 00:04:01,050 Campbell: car back home and mate's cactus. Got on the tow 81 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:02,160 Campbell: truck and yeah. 82 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:04,710 JB: Well, good. So lucky. It's not your car mate, someone else 83 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:05,820 JB: pays for the damage. Exactly. 84 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:07,680 Campbell: Do you know what I was thinking? When it came 85 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:11,460 Campbell: out of nowhere, I thought it was like cam Zha 86 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,940 Campbell: in the Ford pocket on Saturday. Just bang just came 87 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:17,550 Campbell: out of nowhere. And I was Dylan Grimes doing sweet. 88 00:04:18,690 --> 00:04:19,320 JB: I like that. 89 00:04:20,130 --> 00:04:20,820 Dan: That's his one. 90 00:04:21,089 --> 00:04:22,380 Brody: You've got no more. That's it. 91 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:24,089 Campbell: That's it, bro, do you want to get rid of your FBO? 92 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,530 Brody: No, I don't need to use it. 93 00:04:25,530 --> 00:04:25,800 Dan: Full alert. 94 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,510 Campbell: No scores appropriate. One H. 95 00:04:27,990 --> 00:04:31,710 Dan: One H. Speaking of the north game last week, Brody 96 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:32,880 Dan: went on this odd ranch. 97 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:33,420 Campbell: Wasn't it hot? 98 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:35,880 Dan: Where he attacked one of the greats of our commentary 99 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,460 Dan: world Dwayne Pipe, Russell Brown. 100 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:42,659 JB: Yeah. I was unbelievable. So Pipe and Anthony Hudson, two of the 101 00:04:42,660 --> 00:04:45,210 JB: greatest calls this country's seeing and they work for Fox 102 00:04:45,210 --> 00:04:48,060 JB: foot. They do a magnificent job. I love working with 103 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:50,669 JB: Pipe. I love his theatrics. When he gets into the 104 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:53,549 JB: moment late in games, he's just great to watch. I often 105 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:56,550 JB: just sit back and just marvel with the expertise that's 106 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:59,580 JB: on show right in front of my eyes. And you 107 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:04,890 JB: dish an ornament to our game. He's been a player. He's a port 108 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:07,860 JB: Adelaide legend, which you are a supporter of. And now 109 00:05:07,860 --> 00:05:11,010 JB: he's gone on to become one of the great all time football commentators 110 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:11,789 JB: and you dished him. 111 00:05:11,970 --> 00:05:16,140 Campbell: You know what it was? It was a Rex hunt type, peculiar 112 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:19,590 Campbell: rant. Brody went on out of nowhere, attacking someone that didn't need 113 00:05:20,130 --> 00:05:20,669 Campbell: to be attacked. 114 00:05:20,670 --> 00:05:23,070 Dan: And quite frankly, he got so heightened that it sounded 115 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:25,740 Dan: like he was pleasuring himself, Brody. When he was doing 116 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:26,010 Dan: his work. 117 00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:26,791 Campbell: Wasn't it weird? 118 00:05:26,791 --> 00:05:29,609 Dan: It was strange. So I told Pipe about this. 119 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:30,930 Campbell: Yeah. We told him, yeah. 120 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,150 Brody: The great Dwayne Russell mate. 121 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:34,830 Dan: Yeah. And this is what he has to say. We stopped on you. 122 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:39,539 Speaker 5: To be brutally frank, I'm offended and feel like my 123 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:43,409 Speaker 5: solid reputation as an overhyped way over the top user of 124 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 5: far too much mayonnaise been discredited. That was a three 125 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:50,490 Speaker 5: long black four red ball game. I was up, I was at 99 on the highter 126 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,820 Speaker 5: but it just goes to proof. You can't please everyone. 127 00:05:54,150 --> 00:05:56,190 Speaker 5: Dog, John Dino hope you're well, boys. 128 00:05:56,460 --> 00:06:03,450 Dan: Brody, see you in hell. What a beautiful man, because 129 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:05,910 Dan: I played him your take down of him. And that 130 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:08,550 Dan: was, he had so much humility to do a measured 131 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:09,779 Dan: response like that, Jonathan. 132 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:13,380 JB: I loved it. The Pipe I'm going to. I like 133 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:19,860 JB: that. Wow. He would say, but no, he's a wonderful man. I love Pipe. I 134 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:23,550 JB: can't believe you disgraced him, and you like a little 135 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,970 JB: turtle over in the corner. You weak man. It's not even in the 136 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,310 JB: studio. And you still went into your show. You weak 137 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:29,789 JB: little man. 138 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:30,810 Dan: Apologize turtle. 139 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:34,140 Brody: I will never apologize to the great pop Russell. Never. 140 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:38,130 JB: Any day I tell you what it is fascinating to watch 141 00:06:38,130 --> 00:06:40,140 JB: him. Pre- game. He walks in with all his red 142 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:41,880 JB: bulls chocolate milks. 143 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:43,290 Dan: Wait, he's not joking about the red? 144 00:06:43,290 --> 00:06:45,600 JB: No, he's Cokes as well. 145 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:46,350 Dan: Full strength, Coke? 146 00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:49,799 JB: Absolutely. And away he goes. So he's just got all this- 147 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:50,640 Campbell: Drinking all game. 148 00:06:51,089 --> 00:06:54,180 JB: Absolutely. He's got all this fuel throughout the game that just 149 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:56,969 JB: powers him, powers him to hit the highs of the 150 00:06:56,970 --> 00:06:57,510 JB: pipeter 151 00:06:59,610 --> 00:07:02,039 Dan: Dog, that's a lot of sugar, man. Hell of a lot. 152 00:07:02,610 --> 00:07:05,100 JB: I like to check. He would have to have diabetes. 153 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:08,460 JB: Somewhere sugar dog. Diabetes, dog. 154 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:12,810 Dan: Gutfield diabetes. A pipe seal diagnosis. Hey, I'm sorry to tell you, 155 00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:17,760 Dan: you got diabetes brother. Hey. All right. Foot let's talk 156 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,580 Dan: footy. We know the last few rounds mean everything to 157 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:23,490 Dan: a lot of the teams, the ducking things going off 158 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:23,641 Dan: at the moment. 159 00:07:23,641 --> 00:07:28,200 Campbell: Yeah. It's been something for three or four weeks now. 160 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:32,070 Campbell: And Gineven the poster boy of it, but let's not 161 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:34,620 Campbell: be beating around the Bush. There's been plenty of players 162 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,690 Campbell: for a long period of time that have been doing 163 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:42,270 Campbell: it. Joel Sellwood accentuates it. Dylan Moore does it. I 164 00:07:42,270 --> 00:07:45,630 Campbell: think it becomes more of a talking point when a 165 00:07:45,630 --> 00:07:48,390 Campbell: Ford is doing it because they are getting their free 166 00:07:48,390 --> 00:07:49,680 Campbell: kicks directly in front of gold. 167 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,440 Dan: Well, apparently 30% of Gineven's goals are being from free kicks. 168 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,460 Campbell: Okay. So there you go. Which is- 169 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,291 Brody: You were a big Ducker too Campbell, you were a massive ducker. 170 00:07:55,291 --> 00:07:55,292 Campbell: What? 171 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:55,292 Brody: Yes he was. 172 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:55,293 JB: No, not only Fox. He was cleaning up. 173 00:07:55,293 --> 00:08:04,679 Campbell: Now the only thing I was ducking were with the coppers on a Saturday night in Rome. 174 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:12,480 Campbell: But I think that the AFL who started the year horrendously 175 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:19,140 Campbell: with their failure to back down from the stance that 176 00:08:19,650 --> 00:08:24,510 Campbell: they had on the umpires and dissent and everything have gradually come around 177 00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:28,290 Campbell: to reason that's gone to bed, which it took 10 or 11 178 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:28,800 Campbell: weeks to long. 179 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,290 Dan: Has there been a shift in overall respect to the 180 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:32,280 Dan: umpire? I think there have, 181 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,180 JB: Absolutely no doubt about it. 182 00:08:33,510 --> 00:08:36,480 Campbell: Because they're not making so many decisions anymore, right. But 183 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:39,690 Campbell: I think this is really good by the AFL. They've seen 184 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:42,120 Campbell: it happening and evolving in the game. One, they want 185 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:46,110 Campbell: to protect head knocks. Suppliers that are ducking into tackles 186 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,130 Campbell: are increasing their chance of getting a head knock. And 187 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:53,700 Campbell: secondly, it's a bad look and it infuriates supporters. 188 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,660 JB: Spirit of the guy. Yeah. 189 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,160 Campbell: Yeah. So they've acted on it. 190 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:59,610 JB: Couldn't agree more. Absolutely. They've acted well. And it's not a rule 191 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:03,840 JB: change. It's just a reemphasizing of the rule. So where players duck or 192 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,910 JB: shrug or draw the freely arm. 193 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:09,720 Dan: Apparently Luke Sherey was watching NFL and that's where he learned 194 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,360 Dan: that trick to lift the arm, because it raises the tackle. 195 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:16,710 Campbell: Sherey did it in that semi- final against port Adelaide. Absolutely got a 196 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:18,631 Campbell: free kick that went back kicked to goal. 197 00:09:18,631 --> 00:09:19,589 Dan: In extra time. 198 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:23,219 JB: That was huge. Very polarized and controversial. And it's hard 199 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:26,070 JB: for the umpire to make the decisions. So I think 200 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:30,479 JB: what the AFL is doing here by reemphasizing, it is they're putting it back on the 201 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:35,340 JB: place. So they're not asking the umpires, "Hey, you guys have got to be better." 202 00:09:35,340 --> 00:09:38,280 JB: Because it's too difficult in that situation. Yes, the tackle 203 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,500 JB: has to have a duty of care. So they'll still 204 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:45,000 JB: be judged on there you come. Can't come flying, swinging arm. However, 205 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,920 JB: it is very hard if a player ducks and you 206 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,440 JB: are just about to lay a legal tackle. If they 207 00:09:50,130 --> 00:09:52,860 JB: duck at the last split second, you are no hope getting him 208 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,959 JB: being able to lower your arm at the same time. 209 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,100 Dan: Devil's advocate. Sorry. Yeah. 210 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,430 JB: Yeah. So all the AFL, clearly what the AFL have 211 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:05,250 JB: done, if you actually read between the lines, the statement they've put out, reemphasizing this current 212 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:11,130 JB: rule, they've clearly said to the umpires. A boys. If in doubt, don't pay the free kids. 213 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:14,819 JB: If you think the player has ducked, has shrugged, has lifted his 214 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:20,730 JB: shoulder to contribute to the high contact call player on and- 215 00:10:20,730 --> 00:10:22,530 Campbell: Holding the ball because it's prior opportunity. 216 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:25,620 JB: Only if you drive your head in. They don't call holding 217 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:28,290 JB: the ball because they're worried that then that's another layer 218 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,570 JB: the umpire has to make the decision. So what they're hoping is by the 219 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:35,670 JB: umpires, essentially calling play on in most circumstances, players will 220 00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:40,381 JB: stop and that'll get rid of the trend. And I think that's common sense. I think that's pretty good. 221 00:10:40,381 --> 00:10:43,230 Dan: Acting like there's not bullshit in all. In terms of acting, 222 00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:46,470 Dan: there's bullshit that occurs in every game, in every facet. 223 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:51,330 Dan: For example, pretending to run the ball out, that's bullshit acting. When you 224 00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:53,250 Dan: don't have the ball chucking your arms up and whinging. 225 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,650 Dan: Why are we getting all moral about this when there's 226 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:58,050 Dan: acting and Tom fooly going on everywhere? 227 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,360 JB: Well, there's free kicks that are getting paid and it's, really's- 228 00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:05,221 Campbell: A talking point moment. 229 00:11:05,221 --> 00:11:10,800 JB: It's a talking point. Brando nailed it. The two points spirit of the game. So culturally Australian 230 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,070 JB: football, we hate that. We snear and we look down at 231 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:16,949 JB: soccer. When we see players faking injuries and going over 232 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:19,770 JB: and taking dives. We don't want that to turn into 233 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,630 JB: a trend or a regular thing that happens in our 234 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:26,010 JB: game. And players are putting themselves in danger. If they're 235 00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:29,429 JB: contributing to high contact, we speak about the concussion, head 236 00:11:29,429 --> 00:11:33,390 JB: injuries, neck injuries, all those sorts of things. We don't 237 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:33,660 JB: want that either. 238 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:37,110 Campbell: Do you remember a few years ago, Lindsay Thomas and 239 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,480 Campbell: a few of them were, were you'd place your hand 240 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,060 Campbell: on their back in a marking contest might fly forward. 241 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:45,990 Campbell: And they got it sort of exposed by the media 242 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:49,710 Campbell: and people. And all of a sudden, you still see it a couple 243 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:52,440 Campbell: of times a year and it immediately gets hit on 244 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,069 Campbell: the head. You don't see it as prevalent anymore because 245 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:57,660 Campbell: I think of that. And I think this is what 246 00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:59,400 Campbell: the AFL are trying to do with ducking. 247 00:11:59,429 --> 00:12:03,390 JB: Absolutely. And we can't pay too much attention to the coaches. I love the 248 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:07,260 JB: coaches. They're very smart men, but there's a lot of self- 249 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,600 JB: interest in place. So if you ask certain coaches, so 250 00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:14,220 JB: Luke Beverage today that made headlines say the AFL's flinching. Well, he's got self- 251 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:19,859 JB: interest there, because Cody Waitman is a player. That's a recipeter when it comes to 252 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:23,130 JB: lowering your body, but Craig McCrae flying the flag for 253 00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:27,150 JB: Jack Inman. Chris Scott for Joel Selwood. So they have self- 254 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:27,750 JB: interested play. 255 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:28,740 Dan: That kids are innocent. 256 00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:34,140 Campbell: Absolutely. The AFL umpires would go in and they would have 257 00:12:34,140 --> 00:12:39,240 Campbell: a shortlist. Offenders like coaches do. 258 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:40,170 Dan: That list. You are on. 259 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:43,290 Campbell: Exactly. Coaches prep for games. 260 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,120 JB: That's very interesting. 261 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,260 Campbell: Coaches, prep for games. And you'd be looking at who 262 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,790 Campbell: we're tagging and what we're going to do here. And 263 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:54,210 Campbell: they would be going into matches saying, " Okay, we're playing 264 00:12:54,210 --> 00:12:59,339 Campbell: Colinwood this weekend. Jack Ivan's a guy that does it. Such and such is a 265 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,949 Campbell: guy that tries to do it. Let's just be ultra 266 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:05,430 Campbell: aware around those guys more so than your average, Joe." 267 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,429 JB: Yeah. Absolutely. And we've got a good man just before 268 00:13:08,429 --> 00:13:10,650 JB: we wrap up on this point. Brad Scott is in 269 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,230 JB: place. He's a perfect man for the job. Because Brad 270 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:16,770 JB: Scott's been a player. He's been a coach and now 271 00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,300 JB: he's on the other side of the fence, the AFL. 272 00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:21,390 JB: So he knows what tactics the clubs are trying to 273 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:23,699 JB: get up to. So you've got a player there at 274 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:26,309 JB: the forefront of that decision making that can sort of 275 00:13:26,309 --> 00:13:29,040 JB: try and jump out ahead of it and cut it before it gets 276 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:29,490 JB: too far. 277 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,290 Dan: All right. I don't want to talk about this next 278 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,300 Dan: point for too long because it makes me want to walk 279 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:36,600 Dan: into the ocean because no one knows anything about it, 280 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,020 Dan: where Clark goes is going. What's this north rumor now? 281 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:44,670 JB: Well, the story today that Alistair Clarkson, he'll be obviously 282 00:13:44,670 --> 00:13:47,010 JB: be a target for north Melbourne. He'd be interested in 283 00:13:47,010 --> 00:13:51,000 JB: doing it for $1.6 million a year. Okay. That's fast school, but there's a soft 284 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:55,410 JB: cap in the AFL. So unless they could pay him 1.6 million, he wouldn't have any coaching stuff. 285 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:55,621 Dan: A one man show. 286 00:13:55,621 --> 00:13:58,020 JB: One man show. 287 00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:00,120 Dan: Clarkson's doing the rub downs. 288 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,800 JB: Would he go and rub downs? He's putting all the 289 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,160 JB: witches hats out, maybe cleaning up the locker rooms afterwards. 290 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,920 JB: But that's far skill. So he may coach north Melbourne. 291 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,170 JB: He's a former north Melbourne player, but he won't be getting 292 00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:17,970 JB: paid $ 1. 6 million and unlike maybe the gold coast of GWS, they're 293 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:21,540 JB: not going to top up his pay pack at the AFL with the ambassador money 294 00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:22,560 JB: to be in north Melbourne. 295 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,170 Dan: You know his personality dog, is this about money or 296 00:14:25,170 --> 00:14:27,990 Dan: his legacy of rebuilding a team? 297 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:32,100 Campbell: Well, it's probably a bit about both. He's taken off 298 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:37,110 Campbell: overseas, deliberately over this period of time to stop speculation. 299 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:37,979 Dan: He's gone to club med. 300 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,710 Campbell: The week I messaging him to say, can you come on our 301 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:43,530 Campbell: podcast? He goes " Brody, I'm taking off." Didn't tell me 302 00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:48,120 Campbell: where, but I believe it might be Hong Kong. If 303 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,890 Campbell: you're listening Tommy Brown, you'll be on the next plane 304 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,340 Campbell: to Hong Kong. 305 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:55,290 Dan: He's on a middle- aged Kentucky. 306 00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:58,109 JB: Yeah. They just stopped off today at new speech in 307 00:14:58,110 --> 00:14:59,821 JB: yourself of France. 308 00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:03,630 Campbell: So he had his meeting earlier that week with GWS 309 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,300 Campbell: and then he took off. I suppose, so no one 310 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:09,690 Campbell: can really get hold of him face to face. So 311 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,700 Campbell: I said off the top of the year that I thought 312 00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,950 Campbell: G the gold coast sons would be a great fit 313 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,610 Campbell: for him that clearly hasn't worked. I didn't see him 314 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:22,260 Campbell: going to the giants, because I thought it was just 315 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:28,140 Campbell: too smaller club. He's chance to go there. So really I've got nothing. 316 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:30,240 Dan: No one knows anything. And that's what makes him want 317 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,150 Dan: to walk into the ocean and never come back when we talk about this. 318 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:36,479 Campbell: But, I'll say this. He wants to coach and I believe he wants 319 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,270 Campbell: to coach next year. Right. And there's only two clubs 320 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:43,650 Campbell: available because truck Rutten signed Stu J signed. So it's 321 00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:49,320 Campbell: north Melbourne or GWS or sit out and wait another year. 322 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,110 JB: There may be another one just floating around. 323 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:54,630 Dan: Hang on a minute. 324 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:57,720 JB: Hang on. No, all I'm saying is just be careful with the Buddy Franklin 325 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:01,200 JB: situation. He was going to GWS until he found out he was going to 326 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,229 JB: Sydney. There might be another floating around. 327 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,850 Dan: You definitely know something you are not telling us. 328 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:10,200 Brody: You're absolutely talking through your anus. 329 00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:13,710 JB: No all I'm saying is let's just not get so 330 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:17,370 JB: focused on these. Because what invariably happens in these situations 331 00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:20,010 JB: is one just comes out of left field late notice. 332 00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:22,680 JB: So all I'm saying is maybe we keep an open 333 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,890 JB: mind. Brand Owen said clearly he wants to get back 334 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,540 JB: in, but it's got to be a right fit. 335 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:31,110 Campbell: The question to you JB is, why does Claco need 336 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:34,140 Campbell: to coach next year? We still talk about Rossline and 337 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,570 Campbell: even Paul Rus and these guys that have been out 338 00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:39,150 Campbell: a long period of time that haven't just rushed back 339 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:43,410 Campbell: and they're still wanted by clubs. So why can't he 340 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,280 Campbell: just wait until? 341 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,550 JB: Because he loves it dog. He loves being in the 342 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:52,800 JB: furnace. He's a war time personality. 343 00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:55,110 Campbell: He needs the right fit as a coach of a club. Because even 344 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,320 Campbell: the great Alistair Clarkson might go to north Melbourne and 345 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:00,211 Campbell: not be able to get him to a premiership. 346 00:17:00,211 --> 00:17:03,330 Dan: About the gogi sons of bitches. 347 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:04,139 JB: No, listen to this. 348 00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,520 Dan: The Gong's hovering. 349 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:08,879 JB: I'm putting a proposal out there. Maybe this is convenient for 350 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:13,320 JB: the AFL and they may support it because the argument 351 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,500 JB: for north Melbourne to Tasmania, but a very difficult cell 352 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:19,740 JB: job, maybe the AFL would be happy. If Clarkson did 353 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,810 JB: go to north Melbourne, they'd be prepared to support it. 354 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:25,230 JB: Knowing full Weller, Clark goes is also on. He's a 355 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:27,389 JB: big Tassie man and a big supporter of getting a 356 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:30,330 JB: team of Tasmania that maybe that may help get to 357 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:34,020 JB: north Melbourne and then eventually the sell job can happen. 358 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,659 JB: Clarke can sell that. We're happy for north Melbourne to 359 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:39,570 JB: go and play Tasmania. You need to accept it. I've been 360 00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,980 JB: smoking with Dena this morning. 361 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,910 Dan: I was going to say that's some Illuminati shit you're 362 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:48,629 Dan: talking about. All right. My bros mate, this is raise 363 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:51,090 Dan: a very good point. We just wasted three minutes on 364 00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:54,390 Dan: talking about nothing. And that's what punt tree is. Nothing 365 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,399 Dan: ever gets actually achieved. All these shows- 366 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,360 JB: You're downgrading what we are saying. 367 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:58,680 Dan: I certainly am. 368 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,710 JB: Nothing with two guys that know what we're talking about. 369 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:04,650 Dan: Now, this is excellent point. Ursula Carson is truly one 370 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,721 Dan: of the greatest comedians on earth. You know her Ursula Carson's? 371 00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:06,840 JB: Never heard of her. 372 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,149 Dan: Okay. She's amazing. 373 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:09,690 JB: You would know if you've seen her. 374 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:13,590 Dan: She knows nothing about footy riot. Even she can tell 375 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:17,220 Dan: that pundits know Jack. And she proved that when Jonathan, 376 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,290 Dan: she goes, " All right, ask me anything and I'll sound 377 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:22,860 Dan: like you guys do when you're talking about absolutely nothing." 378 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:28,409 JB: The talking point today has been north Melbourne's coaching search. 379 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:32,520 JB: And whether Alistair Clarkson we'll go to north Melbourne on $ 1. 380 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,340 JB: 6 million a year. We thought we'd ask you. 381 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,440 Speaker 6: We can speculate all we want all day long, but 382 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,300 Speaker 6: at the end of the day, it comes down to 383 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:45,719 Speaker 6: the boys. What they need for the time will he 384 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,790 Speaker 6: fit in the bracket? Is it going to be an 385 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:51,300 Speaker 6: opportunity to go in and get the boys stronger? Because 386 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 6: it's a fit club. It is a healthy club. It's not 387 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,620 Speaker 6: about what's on the scoreboard at this point. It's more about 388 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,050 Speaker 6: what can we give and what can we take at 389 00:19:01,050 --> 00:19:04,260 Speaker 6: this point? And it always comes down to, it's a game of two halves, the health, 390 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:10,470 Speaker 6: the strength, and at the end of the day, people will always 391 00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,031 Speaker 6: support it, or they won't. And, and that's the beautiful thing. 392 00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:18,570 Dan: I just said as much as you and plank do on talking 393 00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,340 Dan: foot, whatever that punt show is. 394 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,720 JB: She actually probably said it better though. 395 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:26,580 Dan: Isn't that unbelievable? Well, it's what we do these days 396 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,040 JB: I'll tell you what. She can get a job on 397 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:29,640 JB: the couch, easily. 398 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:33,930 Dan: Togo Rundy real quick. What do we know? 399 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,500 JB: Just quickly Togo needs to play to get that big 400 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,290 JB: contract start calling what he needs to play soon because 401 00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,989 JB: it's hard for Jeff Brown and that Collingwood board to 402 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:46,230 JB: make a decision on long- term contract. Brody Grandy would 403 00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:50,220 JB: absolutely. They would be shopping him. There's no doubt about 404 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:53,730 JB: questions would be asked around the league. What's your appetite 405 00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:56,280 JB: for a Rockman considering his contract. 406 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,410 Dan: Okay. What about his fitness and all that? How many 407 00:19:58,410 --> 00:19:58,860 Dan: years has gone? 408 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:02,040 JB: Five more years. So that's concerning for Rockman a big 409 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,741 JB: man. So that's my thoughts on those two Collingwood key free pass. 410 00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:07,950 Dan: It's free up a lot of salary cap space, wouldn't it? Absolutely. 411 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:10,169 Dan: All right. Let's go to some international news and this 412 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:13,590 Dan: guy singing the national Anthem real bad bros. 413 00:20:13,590 --> 00:20:16,410 Brody: So his name's Conan Grays an up and coming pop 414 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:19,109 Brody: star in America. And he went to an MLB game, 415 00:20:19,109 --> 00:20:21,270 Brody: the baseball game. And traditionally at the start of every 416 00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:24,149 Brody: game, they belt out the American national Anthem, which is one of 417 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,209 Brody: the greats. But it's a big job. And if you're 418 00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:29,250 Brody: not capable and you're not up to it, just say 419 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,979 Brody: no. Conan was not up to it. And this is how 420 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:46,260 Brody: it went. ( Singing). So the wheels are starting to really 421 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:46,680 Brody: fall of. 422 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:53,850 Campbell: The worst. I love their National Anthem. Isn't it great? 423 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:53,851 Brody: It's beautiful. 424 00:20:53,851 --> 00:21:06,330 Dan: You guys being unfairly? 425 00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:07,649 Campbell: Yeah. Isn't worst. 426 00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:10,501 Brody: They just started booing him. They absolutely, they hated it. 427 00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:12,390 Campbell: Conan the barbarian. 428 00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:15,179 Brody: Well, you two big national Anthem boys. I love when 429 00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,800 Brody: you see it and you start singing. Can you guys 430 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,909 Brody: sing national Anthem Campbell? 431 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:23,369 Campbell: Yeah. We used to. So clubs notoriously either stand there, hands 432 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,560 Campbell: sort of behind their backs or whatever, or your link 433 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,480 Campbell: up Hawthorn were a link up team. 434 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:28,620 JB: Weren't a link up team. 435 00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:29,070 Campbell: You weren't? 436 00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:30,240 Dan: Remember when Adelaide- 437 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:30,990 Brody: The power stands. 438 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,990 Campbell: I love the power stands. I sort of, I was a link 439 00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:35,730 Campbell: up guy. So I was sort of like, come on boys and you 440 00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:40,980 Campbell: link up some guys wouldn't sing it. I always mouth 441 00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:42,510 Campbell: the words. I didn't actually sing it, but I would mouth it. 442 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,840 Brody: All right. Give us a rendition now. 443 00:21:47,130 --> 00:21:48,991 Dan: From the top three, two, one. 444 00:21:48,991 --> 00:22:44,700 Campbell: ( Singing). How inspired were you? 445 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:45,359 Brody: That was nice. 446 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,369 JB: Thanks to Brendan the turtle for mat in the background as well. 447 00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:49,350 Campbell: That threw me a bit. 448 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,320 Dan: That's our favorite toy turtle that just likes making love 449 00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:53,220 Dan: and we love him for it. 450 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,740 JB: Well done dog. As good as Conan. 451 00:22:56,010 --> 00:23:01,109 Dan: Adds back at a second. Welcome back to Browny's podcast. Our 452 00:23:01,109 --> 00:23:04,800 Dan: podcast party. I think it was legendary. I think Brody 453 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,820 Dan: and JB you'll agree. 454 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:11,790 JB: It was magnificent for bin dog. 455 00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,260 Dan: Bin dog got his kid off. 456 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,439 JB: He got his kid off. He got chased by security 457 00:23:16,470 --> 00:23:18,840 JB: around the pub. And then he hid underneath the table. 458 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,921 JB: Close off. It was fantastic to say. 459 00:23:19,921 --> 00:23:28,020 Campbell: I never used to really believe. People say to you, first impressions last. Bin dog's 460 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,360 Campbell: first impressions will last forever. 461 00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:33,899 Dan: Also on the night we gave away to one lucky 462 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:39,450 Dan: party attendee, a replica of Jonathan's hand. Now, you know 463 00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:43,439 Dan: Jonathan's hand is completely mounted. One finger points that Antarctica, 464 00:23:43,619 --> 00:23:46,230 Dan: the other points to dog shit on the ground, one 465 00:23:46,230 --> 00:23:49,710 Dan: goes east. And the other hand. We made our JMH 466 00:23:49,710 --> 00:23:54,330 Dan: key master, which is a key holder marble finish for you 467 00:23:54,330 --> 00:23:57,840 Dan: to classily put your keys on Jonathan's hand worth $1, 200. It costs $1, 468 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:03,480 Dan: 200 to me. This kid Jack won it. But I 469 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,330 Dan: recently learned that on the night someone else stole it 470 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:11,160 Dan: and they've been sending me ransom messages on WhatsApp saying 471 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,600 Dan: I've got the key master. 472 00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:13,710 Campbell: So Jack doesn't have it? 473 00:24:13,740 --> 00:24:15,689 Dan: Jack doesn't have it, but let's call Jack now and 474 00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:17,761 Dan: see if he lies and said it hasn't been. 475 00:24:17,761 --> 00:24:19,560 Campbell: So he's enjoying his key master. 476 00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:22,020 Dan: Yeah. JB, you lead it. You just say how's the 477 00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,340 Dan: key master, or whatever. Here we go. 478 00:24:23,490 --> 00:24:27,240 Campbell: Wow. Do they realize that in that hand there's a 479 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:28,290 Campbell: thousand bucks cash? 480 00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:31,110 Dan: And some heroine. 481 00:24:35,130 --> 00:24:37,980 Jack: Hello, Jack speaking. 482 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:39,271 JB: Good day, Jack. It's Browny here. 483 00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:39,272 Jack: Here I go. 484 00:24:39,272 --> 00:24:39,273 JB: It's Browny. 485 00:24:39,273 --> 00:24:39,990 Jack: Browny, how are you? 486 00:24:40,590 --> 00:24:41,071 JB: Good mate. How's the hand going? 487 00:24:41,071 --> 00:24:41,071 Jack: The hand? 488 00:24:41,071 --> 00:24:41,191 Campbell: Yeah. 489 00:24:45,090 --> 00:24:47,670 Dan: The limited edition key holder brother. How's it going? 490 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,889 Jack: Boys, that's still a bit of a sore point. 491 00:24:50,609 --> 00:24:51,180 Campbell: What do you mean? 492 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:56,580 Jack: Well, after you boys left, I was like, yeah, that up here. So 493 00:24:56,580 --> 00:24:59,580 Jack: I'm going to kick on. And there was a group of people there and 494 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:02,310 Jack: got talking to them while having a good time. And 495 00:25:02,310 --> 00:25:04,830 Jack: I had the hand and said, I'm just going to the toilet. 496 00:25:04,830 --> 00:25:07,740 Jack: So I left it on the table and come back 497 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:15,510 Jack: and I was like, where the fuck the hand gone? And they're like, "Somebody come up when you went to 498 00:25:15,510 --> 00:25:17,340 Jack: the toilet and said, " I won that in the raffle." 499 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:17,791 Jack: Gave us the ticket. It's fucking gone." 500 00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:22,770 Dan: You're kidding. You lost the hand you useless bastard? 501 00:25:25,950 --> 00:25:27,660 JB: I'm just going to warn you too, Jack. We're on 502 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:31,320 JB: a swearing limit. This episode. You've already dropped two air 503 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,490 JB: bombs. So just tie it up. 504 00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:34,230 Jack: Sorry. As I said, it's a bit of a sore point. 505 00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:39,270 Campbell: So you had it in your possession for what, two hours? 506 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,250 Jack: Yeah, probably. Yeah. 507 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,690 Dan: Jackie that's worth $1, 200 brother. It was a limited edition marble 508 00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:46,740 Dan: finish Marvel. 509 00:25:46,859 --> 00:25:49,619 Campbell: Do you have any leads onto potentially who might have 510 00:25:49,619 --> 00:25:50,310 Campbell: knocked it off? 511 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:59,220 Jack: Well, it has to be someone in the group, because apparently they had a raffle ticket. So I've seen or call the raffle ticket. So I'm thinking 512 00:25:59,220 --> 00:25:59,881 Jack: someone in the group. 513 00:25:59,881 --> 00:26:03,960 Campbell: So there's a thief for amongst Browny's podcast listeners. 514 00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:04,949 JB: Bin dog. 515 00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:08,670 Dan: No, I can reveal it was chicken from Mildura. We're we're 516 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:08,850 Dan: going to call that. 517 00:26:08,850 --> 00:26:10,980 Campbell: Hey Jack, we've tracked him down. 518 00:26:11,010 --> 00:26:12,929 Dan: Yeah. Hey, Jack, you just stay silent. We'll do all 519 00:26:12,930 --> 00:26:14,490 Dan: the muscle for you. We're going to call that son 520 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:15,330 Dan: of a bitch right now. 521 00:26:15,330 --> 00:26:15,510 Jack: No worries. 522 00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:17,639 Campbell: Jackie shhh. 523 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:20,040 Dan: Hey, someone threatened me. 524 00:26:21,150 --> 00:26:26,250 Campbell: Chicken, Browny's podcast here. This is Campbell. I'm actually heading 525 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:31,470 Campbell: up to Mildura tomorrow. And I want that hand back. 526 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,350 Campbell: I've got a private plane. I'm going to the races 527 00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:37,619 Campbell: and I'm swinging past your joint at 5: 30 PM. 528 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:42,240 Campbell: And if that hand is in my possession by then 529 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,010 Campbell: I'm kick the front door down. 530 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:48,959 JB: And after that I'll be with brown dog. This is 531 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:53,010 JB: JB. I'll grab you chicken. I'll take you up into 532 00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:57,420 JB: a tree. And just like the scene from predator where 533 00:26:57,420 --> 00:27:04,260 JB: Billy was cut from throat to the top of his, to the bottom of his 534 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:08,190 JB: torso and hung upside down, that'll be you. You'll be 535 00:27:08,190 --> 00:27:09,960 JB: Billy from the predator. 536 00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:14,250 Dan: All right, chicken. You stole it from Jack. Say something 537 00:27:14,250 --> 00:27:14,640 Dan: real quick. 538 00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:18,899 Jack: Yeah. Chicken, give it back. I want backwards rightfully mine, mate. 539 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,109 Campbell: Yeah. And I'm going to stick that hand right up 540 00:27:22,109 --> 00:27:22,560 Campbell: your ass. 541 00:27:22,650 --> 00:27:26,699 Dan: Okay. Jack, we're going to do our best to get 542 00:27:26,700 --> 00:27:27,030 Dan: it back. 543 00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:29,520 Campbell: I'll get it back. I'm literally going up there tomorrow, 544 00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:30,270 Campbell: all right? 545 00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:32,550 Jack: Feeling good. 546 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:33,090 Dan: See you, Jackie 547 00:27:33,090 --> 00:27:34,530 Jack: All right, boys. 548 00:27:36,570 --> 00:27:37,949 Campbell: Is he really that guy? 549 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:37,951 Dan: Man, I'll find his address. 550 00:27:37,951 --> 00:27:41,130 Campbell: Yeah. I'll swing past that. 551 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,859 Dan: Imagine knock on the door. You'll open it. 552 00:27:43,859 --> 00:27:44,550 Campbell: I'll record it. 553 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:45,719 Dan: Mate please. 554 00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:48,990 Campbell: Well, I'll need to, for my, when he tries to Sue me, 555 00:27:49,530 --> 00:27:50,280 Campbell: say I threatened him. 556 00:27:50,550 --> 00:27:51,721 Brody: I'll say no, I've put it all on vision. 557 00:27:51,721 --> 00:27:56,970 Dan: Do you want to go to AZA? Do you want to do hypnosis? All right, back in a second because 558 00:27:57,090 --> 00:28:00,540 Dan: you heard correct. Brody Palmeroi has a hypnosis based segment. 559 00:28:01,830 --> 00:28:05,970 Dan: Hey gang it's Browning's podcast, before Brody, hypnotizes someone, Campbell 560 00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:06,780 Dan: Brown, what are we doing? I 561 00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:09,540 Campbell: Have got one of the craziest water worlds of all time. 562 00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:13,680 Campbell: The head of his wife stands by hubby. He shagged 563 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,840 Campbell: our Sunday dinner chicken, but I still love him. 564 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:18,270 JB: He likes American pie. 565 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:23,550 Campbell: Yes, very much so. But without an apple pie, it 566 00:28:23,550 --> 00:28:25,140 Campbell: was an actual chicken. 567 00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:27,540 Dan: This is a married guy in England. 568 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,200 Campbell: He had sex with the Sunday roast chicken. His name 569 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:36,270 Campbell: is Alan Baker and Alan, get you a dick out 570 00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:40,650 Campbell: of the chalk. Glenda baker had the Sunday roast chicken 571 00:28:40,650 --> 00:28:41,370 Campbell: in the fridge. 572 00:28:41,370 --> 00:28:41,970 JB: She baked it. 573 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:45,660 Campbell: And she came down late one evening, crept down the 574 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:51,330 Campbell: stairs to find her husband Alan with the chicken on 575 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:55,890 Campbell: the kitchen table, making sweet love to it. Alan stood 576 00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:58,380 Campbell: next to the table with his pajama bottoms down. She 577 00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:02,670 Campbell: said, the chicken on the table. And I yelled at 578 00:29:02,670 --> 00:29:05,340 Campbell: Alan Baker and he spun around and a look of 579 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:08,280 Campbell: horror was on his face. Get your penis out of 580 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,520 Campbell: the chicken, this instant that's for our Sunday dinner. Just 581 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,710 Campbell: to make sure he knew I was angry, I toted 582 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:17,550 Campbell: him with a spoon. I was absolutely furious on the 583 00:29:17,550 --> 00:29:20,820 Campbell: account that my brother and his wife were coming around 584 00:29:20,820 --> 00:29:23,670 Campbell: for Sunday roast. Heather knows what they'd say if they 585 00:29:23,670 --> 00:29:26,670 Campbell: found out they'd been eating a chicken that Alan had 586 00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:29,790 Campbell: shagged before. Needless to say the bird went in the 587 00:29:29,790 --> 00:29:33,180 Campbell: bin and went up having chops. The reason Glenda is 588 00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:37,350 Campbell: speaking out about this trauma is she says people are 589 00:29:37,350 --> 00:29:41,161 Campbell: too quick to divorce these days. I said, I said, well, 590 00:29:41,161 --> 00:29:41,371 Brody: Alan's hanging. 591 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,540 Campbell: I said for better or worse on my wedding day 592 00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:48,360 Campbell: and I'll stick with that. I can't get rid of 593 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,000 Campbell: Alan just on the account that he shagged the chicken. 594 00:29:51,030 --> 00:29:51,900 JB: One chicken. 595 00:29:54,510 --> 00:29:57,390 Campbell: So anyway, so Alan, won't be sleeping with me for 596 00:29:57,390 --> 00:29:57,720 Campbell: a while. 597 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:57,811 JB: There you go. 598 00:29:57,811 --> 00:29:59,970 Campbell: What a will. 599 00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:01,830 JB: It seems like a bridge too far to come back 600 00:30:01,830 --> 00:30:02,190 JB: from a- 601 00:30:02,370 --> 00:30:02,611 Brody: Did the rose chicken have stuffing? 602 00:30:02,611 --> 00:30:06,721 Campbell: Honestly, it didn't have stuffing yet, but it was stuffing. 603 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:06,722 Dan: Bro, what do you got for us. 604 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:14,370 Brody: So I don't know if you guys saw this, but Scott played his 350th 605 00:30:14,370 --> 00:30:19,380 Brody: game on the weekend. And as a weird, after game 606 00:30:19,380 --> 00:30:22,020 Brody: tribute or whatever, you'd like to call it, they brought 607 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,010 Brody: in a hypnotist- 608 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:23,670 JB: Really? 609 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:29,010 Brody: Yeah. For no reason. And the hypnotist hypnotized, half of the 610 00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:32,490 Brody: Conwood play after the game. Trey Rusko was quaking like 611 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:35,160 Brody: chicken, and their partners. It was one of the most 612 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,730 Brody: bizarre things I've ever read. But I took a course 613 00:30:38,730 --> 00:30:41,520 Brody: last night, took six minutes learned how to do hypnosis 614 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,350 Brody: in six minutes. I was like, beautiful. I've got six 615 00:30:43,350 --> 00:30:45,600 Brody: minutes. So I am, and this is the track that you 616 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,690 Brody: need. I'm going to perform hypnosis on you, Jonathan, all right? 617 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:48,751 JB: Really coming forward. This I've never been hypnotized. 618 00:30:48,751 --> 00:30:52,650 Dan: Dou need us to be quiet? 619 00:30:52,710 --> 00:30:54,060 Brody: You do. Because I need silence. 620 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,590 JB: Sure. Will it help me stop smoking? 621 00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:01,440 Brody: No, I don't know what you told. Put my music back 622 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:07,740 Brody: on please. So I've got a big, A3 piece of paper with a black circle on it and you 623 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:15,390 Brody: just need to focus on the circle and just trace it around 624 00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:22,680 Brody: the outside for 30 seconds. Just trace around the outside 625 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:26,550 Brody: the circle. 626 00:31:26,550 --> 00:31:29,490 JB: What got a mean face. 627 00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:36,030 Brody: Shut up. 30 seconds. Trace the circle. 30 seconds of tracing the circle. 628 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:36,510 JB: This is what be worth it Brody. 629 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:44,340 Brody: Tracing the circle. You're not meant to talk during the 630 00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:49,770 Brody: hypnosis. You just meant to read the circle. Read the circle, 631 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:54,000 Brody: trace the circle, read the circle. 632 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,810 Campbell: I think he's out. 633 00:31:54,810 --> 00:32:04,410 Brody: Trace the circle, read the circle, chase the circle. You shall 634 00:32:04,410 --> 00:32:11,160 Brody: not say on the podcast again. Can I have some 635 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,940 Brody: money hypnotized? 636 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:18,060 JB: Yes you can. 637 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,130 Dan: Anything else you want to say? Any other word? 638 00:32:23,730 --> 00:32:26,280 Brody: Well, yeah. Close to hypnotized, or how do you feel? 639 00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:27,750 Campbell: Angry by looks. 640 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,330 JB: I feel calm. Remarkably calm. 641 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:34,140 Dan: There's no other word, do you feel like saying? 642 00:32:34,650 --> 00:32:36,030 JB: The only thing I only think of is. 643 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:38,002 Campbell: (inaudible) . 644 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:38,400 Dan: See you later.