Speaker 1: Oh, welcome to the podcasts.
Speaker 2: We like to start your week rights and we do
Speaker 2: that Jode's with a bit of a joke off.
Speaker 3: Some of us are quite good at telling jokes like
Speaker 3: Tom Wren good me, good, you good Abby horrible.
Speaker 2: Every single time. It's like the Cricket's like, well, this
Speaker 2: is where we come into it.
Speaker 3: Some people who got a skill set and hers is
Speaker 3: not telling jokes.
Speaker 4: Good news reader, exceptional.
Speaker 1: Great news reader, horrible joke teller, spot on.
Speaker 4: All right, anyway, morning absence, smash her again.
Speaker 1: Next week.
Speaker 2: We celebrate the mother's days a well bit of a
Speaker 2: rap from the weekend, and what it did turn out
Speaker 2: was that you were very, very.
Speaker 1: Busy just you.
Speaker 2: Are you the only one on the planet that turns
Speaker 2: into this genuine pin up girl for Mum's gone wild
Speaker 2: whenever this song comes out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm not the only one, because my two
Speaker 3: sister in law's had a red hot crack. One of
Speaker 3: them put it back out doing a front flip.
Speaker 1: Classic to this song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he sends me into front flips.
Speaker 1: Do's flow right up?
Speaker 5: Does he?
Speaker 3: What? And I had a bit of a credit card
Speaker 3: to barcle did someone run up charges on my credit
Speaker 3: card that my mother lost or did not? Did my
Speaker 3: mother not lose them? And I they were just charges
Speaker 3: that were supposed to be there.
Speaker 2: Who's to say it's neither here nor there. What we
Speaker 2: can confirm though, is we spoke to Tom Glass and
Speaker 2: our head have you been paying attention? Which was a
Speaker 2: lot of fun. This is the podcast whoro Jo's Happy
Speaker 2: Mother's Day to you.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Things escalated yesterday, It's fair to say so. Started out it.
Speaker 3: Was all very wholesome, had breakfast in bed, and I
Speaker 3: should mention at this point that my husband's away, so
Speaker 3: all the boys in our family are away on a
Speaker 3: family holiday in Europe at the moment, so no boys
Speaker 3: boiless for the whole day. So anyway, started out breakfast
Speaker 3: in bed. The girls brought in a basket full of gifts,
Speaker 3: which was so lovely.
Speaker 4: I got a vibrating facial roller.
Speaker 1: Thank god, you said. For a second I was hoving
Speaker 1: around the dump button.
Speaker 3: It's one of the stone facial rollers, but it vibrates.
Speaker 1: It's very good Peyton summer.
Speaker 4: It's really looking after mummy. Okay, I'm sorry, el straighten up.
Speaker 3: They also gave you this beautiful little Mum's voucher booklet
Speaker 3: is really nice. So look at this producer, Zoe. It's
Speaker 3: redeemable for different stuff. So redeemable for breakfast in bed,
Speaker 3: a big hug, a sleeping, all those sorts of things,
Speaker 3: and one of them is like redeemable for one day
Speaker 3: of not fighting. So at one point yesterday when they
Speaker 3: were like throwing mandarins at each other at their heads,
Speaker 3: I was like, you do get along, and she's like, well,
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to use your voucher, aren't you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm going to need to say the voucher
Speaker 2: before anything continues.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly right.
Speaker 3: All went to lunch at my sister in law's place.
Speaker 3: So it's me and my two sister in laws, who
Speaker 3: are my favorite people in the world, and three grandma's
Speaker 3: and about seven thousand kids and so we had a
Speaker 3: couple of wines and then we sit down and as
Speaker 3: we always do, we watched a concert from the kids
Speaker 3: because they always get up and perform solo dancers and
Speaker 3: all that sort of stuff. By the end of but
Speaker 3: we were so over it. We're like, right, it's Mumstern.
Speaker 3: It's the Mumstern, so introducing the adults. Yeah, and then this.
Speaker 4: Kicks in.
Speaker 1: Gods. I think we all know what this means.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: There was twerking.
Speaker 3: There was a front flip from my sister in law,
Speaker 3: which was absolutely epic. There is video evidence of this.
Speaker 3: The socials guys in the process of trying to convince
Speaker 3: me to put it online. I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 3: But the upshot is we had the best day and
Speaker 3: now we're gonna I think moving forward, ban all men
Speaker 3: from Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: I think that's the key.
Speaker 1: There's only one min it's invited, and that's float right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other thing I really like as well is that
Speaker 2: if it's your sister in law's play or definitely your place, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that your neighbors missing the going.
Speaker 1: We're having such a lovely diet and then they hear
Speaker 1: this three kids get to bed, Get to bed.
Speaker 4: Well, hazy.
Speaker 3: The new season of Have You Been Paying Attention starts
Speaker 3: tonight at eight forty on the beautiful Channel ten network,
Speaker 3: and the star of the show is the one and
Speaker 3: only Tom Gleisner.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning, Jody, and Hasty. Nice to be
Speaker 6: back for wait for it, our eleventh seasons.
Speaker 4: That eleven seasons. That's outrageous, It's ridiculous.
Speaker 7: Isn't it.
Speaker 6: But here we are, and it's always always fun that
Speaker 6: it's like the first day of school to get the
Speaker 6: get the gang back together and dive into the news.
Speaker 4: Very nice.
Speaker 3: Now we have a we have a small issue with
Speaker 3: Sampang at the Nova Network because he left us.
Speaker 4: Your beef with Sam?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that like from the heart?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, I don't know whether you saw a
Speaker 6: New Idea over the summer, but apparently Sam and I
Speaker 6: are locked in a few within New Idea. It must
Speaker 6: be true, so yes, that's it's an ongoing issue. There's
Speaker 6: been some intervention over the summer, and I'm sure we're
Speaker 6: going to make it through this season. You know, the
Speaker 6: best of friends.
Speaker 4: Do you know what staggers me?
Speaker 3: There are people on this planet that would actively purchase
Speaker 3: the New Idea, read that article and genuinely think that
Speaker 3: you too, a feudi.
Speaker 6: The great thing I love. The thing I love about
Speaker 6: a New Idea article is that they never quote anyone
Speaker 6: by name. It's always sources, insiders say, or in our case, galpals.
Speaker 6: And it's a wonderful, wonderful list of her highly authoritive commentators.
Speaker 2: That's very good, Hey, Tom, Well to say something and
Speaker 2: I ask you something controversially, who's your favorite who's your favorites?
Speaker 2: So are your top two or top three members of
Speaker 2: the bow?
Speaker 6: That is that used light choosing your favorite children? I mean, well,
Speaker 6: tonight's line up certainly have a couple of you and Edmund's,
Speaker 6: Marty shear Goold's returning having it in Sam every week.
Speaker 6: I sort of think of them as like the book ends.
Speaker 6: That doesn't matter who we got in between that they're
Speaker 6: they're really really solid. I love getting people from overseas.
Speaker 6: We sometimes get them as guest quiz masters because there's
Speaker 6: a there's a slight thing of what they don't really
Speaker 6: know what the show is about. So some of our
Speaker 6: guest quiz masters who're coming from overseas and clearly they're
Speaker 6: they're going to be about to go sack there. They're
Speaker 6: publicists for pulling them onto this show. But it's it's
Speaker 6: a real joy to have them.
Speaker 3: I just love that they stand there and think they're
Speaker 3: a guest on the show and just get the absolute
Speaker 3: PI double five ripped out of them and they've got
Speaker 3: no idea what's happening. Who's Who's been the most fun?
Speaker 3: Just to rip it?
Speaker 6: Well, I'll tell you what it's. We don't have it
Speaker 6: so much these days, but back in the days of
Speaker 6: the Bachelor, we would always get one of the little
Speaker 6: one of the little precious treasures who've been tossed out
Speaker 6: in week three of the Bachelor, and she was often
Speaker 6: coming off like this massive publicity schedule of doing all
Speaker 6: these interviews, thinking that this is the start of a
Speaker 6: huge career, and and our show is often the last
Speaker 6: television they we're ever going to do. And we tend
Speaker 6: them off in style with, as you say, a very
Speaker 6: very informant and hard interview. As a guest, Chris.
Speaker 2: Master, Tom, you're a man who knows pretty much everything,
Speaker 2: and you can smell a fake headline, I reckon a
Speaker 2: mile off, and particularly when your name is getting mentioned
Speaker 2: a new idea, and it's probably the.
Speaker 1: Biggest warning sign of all time.
Speaker 2: We just want to play a little game with you
Speaker 2: if you can just a little bit of fake news
Speaker 2: or real news.
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 7: Freak news.
Speaker 1: You are fake fake news.
Speaker 3: I'd like to welcome the fake news media.
Speaker 2: So what we're going to do is we just want
Speaker 2: to roll out a couple of these little headlines and
Speaker 2: We're going to get to your your absolute perfection when
Speaker 2: it comes to knowledge, just to see if you can
Speaker 2: smell a fish or two.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so let's start with a fisherman story.
Speaker 9: Two fishermen court cheating at Ohio tournaments, sentenced to ten
Speaker 9: day jail term and four foot one hundred k boat.
Speaker 1: Does that sound something that's real or fake?
Speaker 6: She's put of Ohio in the headline, and anything's possible
Speaker 6: was true.
Speaker 2: That is true, outrageous stuff. All right, he's another one.
Speaker 2: And how tall are you exactly? Tom can ask?
Speaker 6: I'm well and the old money just under six ft
Speaker 6: so five.
Speaker 2: Okay, this doesn't This doesn't concern you, but it does
Speaker 2: to a lot of my vertically challenged friends.
Speaker 9: Led lengthening surgery is gaining popularity amongst men. As the
Speaker 9: short jokes continue, I've.
Speaker 6: Heard of lengthening surgery for men. But I'm going to
Speaker 6: go yes.
Speaker 7: I'm very good.
Speaker 4: He's good.
Speaker 2: I reckon, We've got one more for you. Okay, this
Speaker 2: one very controversial.
Speaker 9: Man cap father's dead body in freezer so he could
Speaker 9: talk to him.
Speaker 6: That's somber, and yeah, I'll go true.
Speaker 1: That is true as well. I got down three from.
Speaker 4: Three are out.
Speaker 3: All that prep with your new idea experiences kept you
Speaker 3: in good stead.
Speaker 6: I like to feel like cannspots something that's dubious from
Speaker 6: a long way, although the clickbait headlines make it harder
Speaker 6: and hard because you're just going now, I'm not going
Speaker 6: to read this. I don't care. I'm not going to
Speaker 6: read this. It'll be Jodine Hazy's shock medical scare and
Speaker 6: no one of them's got asthma. This is ridiculous. You
Speaker 6: you'll click on it and there you go.
Speaker 3: Tom Guisner, have you been paying attention? It returns to
Speaker 3: our screens tonight eight forty on ten and ten play.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having a chat.
Speaker 6: Thanks Jody. Thanks.
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Speaker 2: to start your work. It's time for the joke off.
Speaker 9: Now that's a.
Speaker 5: Job, that's a joke.
Speaker 1: That's a job. Job's a terrible job.
Speaker 4: What else do you do it on Monday morning? But
Speaker 4: tell a really.
Speaker 10: Good joke to kick start the week. I mean, for example,
Speaker 10: I mean, check this one out. Just came in by
Speaker 10: the text line. And when I say text line, it's
Speaker 10: actually one of my jokes. A pair of cows we're
Speaker 10: talking in the field. One says, have you heard about
Speaker 10: the mad cat that's going around? And the other one says, yeah,
Speaker 10: it makes me glad that I'm a penguin.
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, that's all right, Abs.
Speaker 4: You got one, you're going next.
Speaker 3: My mine's really good, so I'm going to wait till yours.
Speaker 4: Was terrible last week.
Speaker 3: It was so I can't roll the dice anymore.
Speaker 1: It's about redemption for you.
Speaker 4: Have you got to go with this one?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Speaker 11: To know?
Speaker 4: How many telemarketers? Only one? But he has to do
Speaker 4: it while you're eating dinner. I've got.
Speaker 2: We're getting in a dangerous, dangerous territory, as if you
Speaker 2: keep this up, you're going to get expelled from the joke.
Speaker 1: Now, do you have anything off the top of your.
Speaker 9: Head again, I don't have any I'm so bad at joke.
Speaker 2: All right, it's so fun. Can I just see one
Speaker 2: more quick one? Just on behalf of Bruce ABNETHI again? Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: you ready?
Speaker 9: Yep?
Speaker 2: So yes, full credit to the great man Bruce seventh
Speaker 2: and Channel seven. So my mate was driving his car
Speaker 2: the other day and there was another bloke who was
Speaker 2: just swerving in and out of traffic, absolute lunatic.
Speaker 1: You know those top blokes. Oh gosh, they're annoying.
Speaker 2: Anyway, looked in when he got next to him and
Speaker 2: saw that he was actually really really small, so one
Speaker 2: of those real little knobs, like.
Speaker 1: Small men seeing them all that pop thing.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he swerved out in front of him, slammed on
Speaker 2: the brakes, and then my mate has crashed into his
Speaker 2: rear end. Yeah, so then you thought, here he goes
Speaker 2: absolutely on. And then the bloke got out, walked up
Speaker 2: to his car and said to my mates, I'm not happy,
Speaker 2: And my mate said, well then which one are you?
Speaker 1: You get Abby? You get it?
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got a nice little blonde joke for you
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 4: And I can do those because.
Speaker 3: I am absolutely three hours every couple of months in
Speaker 3: the salon.
Speaker 4: I'm a natural blonde. No, okay.
Speaker 3: So one day a blonde went up to a soft
Speaker 3: drink machine put in some money, and a soft drink
Speaker 3: came out.
Speaker 4: And she got really really.
Speaker 3: Excited and started to put more money into the machine,
Speaker 3: and the more she did, the more soft drinks came
Speaker 3: out hazy.
Speaker 4: After a while, someone walked up.
Speaker 3: To her and asked if they could please get a
Speaker 3: soft drink, and she got really really angry and she
Speaker 3: looked at him and she said, get out of my face.
Speaker 4: I'm winning.
Speaker 2: She's just exchanging money for goods and services. But she
Speaker 2: thought it was like a gambling machine.
Speaker 4: She's blonde. The weekend, that's what you do.
Speaker 1: To us time, That's what you do to the people.
Speaker 5: Ain't well, you know, I just try and give guilt
Speaker 5: you want, you know.
Speaker 3: You walk into the room and everyone starts, you know,
Speaker 3: giggling like school girls.
Speaker 4: And Tommy is here?
Speaker 1: How was the weekend? How was Mother's really?
Speaker 5: Good? Thank you?
Speaker 11: Fantastic yesterday for mum and went saw her and Sarah's
Speaker 11: mum as well, and Sarah of course and Jody, Happy
Speaker 11: Mother's Day to.
Speaker 4: You, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: We had a great day.
Speaker 4: We over indulged in a lot of things yesterday, but that.
Speaker 11: Is what it's all about. And Hazy, I hope you
Speaker 11: had a lovely day as well.
Speaker 1: Now, thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Tom.
Speaker 2: I was at work, but my wife had a nice
Speaker 2: little day at her mom's house and everyone celebrated accordingly.
Speaker 1: We didn't quite the top of a hosehold.
Speaker 3: I'll show you the video on a minute, Tom, but
Speaker 3: me and my sister in law's took over the performance
Speaker 3: because the kids always do a concert and we're like,
Speaker 3: that's enough, Yes, you get us, get a bit of
Speaker 3: apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur on, and away
Speaker 3: we went.
Speaker 4: There was a working action.
Speaker 1: Oh good, yeah, yeah, catch that video. Www Dot, Mum's gone,
Speaker 1: got gone.
Speaker 11: Six weeks in a row for they get the four
Speaker 11: points and the percentage post.
Speaker 2: Let's talk some footy, yeah, port Adelaide. I did it
Speaker 2: easily as you'd expect.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and it wasn't a great game, was it, Hazy.
Speaker 11: But six in a row, first time since twenty twenty one.
Speaker 11: They're in the top four now, so going along, well,
Speaker 11: I'm a bit concerned about some of the injuries they're
Speaker 11: starting to get. Todd Marshall, Cancust again, that's two in
Speaker 11: three weeks. That's that's a worry. So he won't play
Speaker 11: this week. They might get Dixon back, but they're doing
Speaker 11: what they need to. They're winning this week though. It's
Speaker 11: going to be massive against Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's going to be a real test, wasn't it.
Speaker 11: It's going to be a huge game like that's that's
Speaker 11: going to give us a really good gauge of where
Speaker 11: they're at. But like you said, they're doing what they
Speaker 11: need to. Jason horn Francis again, you know, answered the
Speaker 11: critics and Hannah really maturely, I thought, and so did
Speaker 11: the team.
Speaker 4: So I didn't get to see the game. Was he
Speaker 4: boot done that?
Speaker 5: It was?
Speaker 11: Yeah, but you know what, it wasn't actually as bad
Speaker 11: as what it's been for some of the other sides
Speaker 11: in the film.
Speaker 5: Which is is crazy.
Speaker 11: But I think it probably helped that it was in
Speaker 11: Tasmania and not in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: I think it would have been like a fees if
Speaker 5: it was in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: And also when Jason touched the ball and the North
Speaker 2: supporters are doing him, how about you hold it for
Speaker 2: your own players. When Port scored ninety four points off
Speaker 2: direct turnovers.
Speaker 5: They are miles off, aren't.
Speaker 2: They are a bit of strife and they've got an
Speaker 2: injury crisis and all sorts of things.
Speaker 1: So North Melbourne Sport is.
Speaker 2: A passionate bunch and it's a big strong club that Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're going through some stuff.
Speaker 5: They are at the moment and that's port. Now.
Speaker 11: Nine of the last ten they one against North who
Speaker 11: we're a bogey team early on, but a really solid
Speaker 11: win seven and two. If you said that at the
Speaker 11: start of the season, take it every day of the week, absolutely,
Speaker 11: all right.
Speaker 4: The Crow is they look good.
Speaker 5: Oh it's been a very happy Mother's day.
Speaker 3: Crows are fifty two point troutcing of set Kilda.
Speaker 1: So they're a top eight side and they deserve to be.
Speaker 5: And hazey, I love that call. Let's call it.
Speaker 11: I think the Crows they should absolutely be gunning to
Speaker 11: play finals. They're five and four, they're inside the eight
Speaker 11: and they could easily be six and three, probably seven
Speaker 11: and two. They've had a couple of games they should
Speaker 11: have won Collinwood for example, that they didn't. That was
Speaker 11: just blistering yesterday. I mean they embarrass and Kilda, who've
Speaker 11: been brilliant all season, but they bullied them and you
Speaker 11: know the way they cut them open fabulous.
Speaker 1: So Jordan Dawson Brown lay threat.
Speaker 11: Has to be, has to be so good. He's been outstanding,
Speaker 11: hasn't he? What thirty three touches again yesterday?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 11: And I didn't know he had that in his kit bag.
Speaker 11: Winning the ball on the inside as well as the outside. Hazy.
Speaker 11: He's having a fantastic year. And Surrey's team and the
Speaker 11: forward line is so dynamic. Their efficiency once they get
Speaker 11: the ball inside fifties off the charts, it's the best
Speaker 11: in the comp So if they can keep that going,
Speaker 11: keep getting the ball into texts and foggedy and ranking
Speaker 11: and those guys bang.
Speaker 5: In a way.
Speaker 1: Hey, Joe's sorry to bury the lead. Kim.
Speaker 9: You listen to Sharon all right now, I've been in
Speaker 9: twenty nine knitball Premierships. I've played indoor cricket in four states,
Speaker 9: and I've shot put it at a national level.
Speaker 5: Now I think I know it on tour.
Speaker 1: Final, let's talk about the big stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I went along to the game on the weekend Roonie
Speaker 3: and it was just outstanding. A couple of little injury
Speaker 3: concerns for us though, tip a due I think have
Speaker 3: you heard how she is.
Speaker 2: I think she's just vowing to take one day at
Speaker 2: a time. She did manage to give full credit to
Speaker 2: the girl.
Speaker 3: And I was telling Hazy this morning. We went down
Speaker 3: on the court afterwards. We were lucky enough to go
Speaker 3: down there and say hi to a few people, and
Speaker 3: Shimira Stirling, who is the most popular player on that side,
Speaker 3: was the last one back. They were yelling at her
Speaker 3: to come into the rooms to cool down and do
Speaker 3: all their post match stuff, and she stayed out there
Speaker 3: and signed every last kids whatever they wanted and had
Speaker 3: a photo with my little girl, even though she was
Speaker 3: like desperate to get Like what a champion.
Speaker 11: How good and that's something she will remember for the
Speaker 11: rest of her life. It's great that kind of interaction.
Speaker 11: And there were a game clean out on top of
Speaker 11: the fever lose again by a goal.
Speaker 5: On the weekend.
Speaker 11: There were some great results and close games in the
Speaker 11: league on the weekend. Done the Bird's uncomfortably, Like you said,
Speaker 11: a couple of injury concerns. A little bit worried about one.
Speaker 11: I'm clear, if they can get everything together, why not
Speaker 11: take it out. It's tom They got in the finals
Speaker 11: and win the time.
Speaker 3: They will play finals now after that win on the weekend.
Speaker 3: So I am booking my.
Speaker 4: Flights to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: There you go, lock it in.
Speaker 4: Talk about girls gone well, Red's.
Speaker 2: Unfortunate as well. They're gonna have to do it the
Speaker 2: hard way to get the Grand Final. Are they going
Speaker 2: to go to Central christ next week or a couple
Speaker 2: week Saturday night? Yes, yes, and try and do there. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm ready before I let you go, Yes, your little
Speaker 2: thing every Monday morning now, because the mon that called
Speaker 2: the Monday Morning Joke off, we thought, who's one of
Speaker 2: the funniest, most handsome people that we know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Tom Pressure.
Speaker 4: This is pressure because I reckon, you tell a great joke.
Speaker 5: All right, So my turn or you're going to go first.
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, my joke is hopefully it's you know, politically
Speaker 11: appropriate in today's day age.
Speaker 2: Just before we start, anyone who's ever said, don't take
Speaker 2: this the wrong way or I'm not this, I'm not
Speaker 2: that you.
Speaker 4: Are no offense, but no offense, but this is going
Speaker 4: to be offensive.
Speaker 11: Why did the blonde take bread to the bathroom?
Speaker 4: Why to feed the toilet duck?
Speaker 2: You've got a certified blonde.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I told a blonde joke, but she doesn't know why
Speaker 1: she's laughing.
Speaker 7: Read story.
Speaker 4: This town has several scenes is huge.
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift has broken from her soul on stage to
Speaker 3: defend a fan from a security guard. So she paused
Speaker 3: mid performance on her Arras tour and she was singing
Speaker 3: Bad Blood and she basically shouted at the security guard
Speaker 3: who was physically pushing the girl's back. And they've all
Speaker 3: jumped on Twitter since and said, yeah, like he was
Speaker 3: man handling us.
Speaker 4: So here's Taylor stepping in. Have her listened.
Speaker 2: I'd tell you he's got bad Blood security card and
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Now, can you imagine being berated by Taylor Swift at
Speaker 3: her concert?
Speaker 4: Do you think he's still gainfully employed?
Speaker 2: Yes, well I don't think he used. But in terms
Speaker 2: of a Taylor Swift concert, compare it to say, I
Speaker 2: don't know, like an eminem or a dra concert back
Speaker 2: in the day, where maybe it's a little bit more dangerous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but the Swifties, so I'll sell you what death buy
Speaker 2: a thousand cuts, they'll gang up.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 3: One of the City Girls dramatically collapsed on air after
Speaker 3: being dumped last night on Farmer Wants a wife. So
Speaker 3: producer sent a radio message to the raw Flying Doctor service.
Speaker 4: Was that serious?
Speaker 3: And then she wakes up and then she's all groggy
Speaker 3: and a little fuzzy, and then she goes, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I just got dumped, and she had to relive it
Speaker 3: all over again.
Speaker 4: Gonna have a listen, let's relive it now. Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 1: That box. Can you get someone over head please? I
Speaker 1: mean when does it end?
Speaker 2: Because you pass her because you got damp and then
Speaker 2: you wake half and that say, you got damped and
Speaker 2: you pass out and then you wake half and know
Speaker 2: what's happening here?
Speaker 1: You got dump and then you passed out. It does
Speaker 1: not stop.
Speaker 4: What a journey will never ever end, will it. It's
Speaker 4: a gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 1: You're dumped, tell me that was a dreams.
Speaker 3: Kane Middleton has paid homage to Queen Elizabeth the Id
Speaker 3: during her surprise performance at the Grand Finale of Eurovision
Speaker 3: What About This So she put her incredible piano skills
Speaker 3: on display in the opening segment of the finale. She
Speaker 3: wore a statement cobalt blue gown along with a pair
Speaker 3: of these sparkling silver pendant earrings, once worn by the Queen,
Speaker 3: so you can see her. She's sitting doing an instrumental
Speaker 3: piece on the piano in Windsor Castle's grandiose Crimson Drawing Room.
Speaker 4: Have a listen to kate skills.
Speaker 1: So I got this.
Speaker 2: Is that Kate just sort of churning out some piano
Speaker 2: on top of like a bit of a bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that pimped it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is that what you give to the beginners, Like on
Speaker 2: a Yamaha and you get the backing track, you sort
Speaker 2: of play some tunes over you.
Speaker 3: Remember that you could put like the auto play on
Speaker 3: it and be like the backing track on your little dude.
Speaker 1: That's what Kate did.
Speaker 2: And then everyone in England's like, yes, well done, remarkable.
Speaker 1: She is remarkable.
Speaker 2: She how next Elton John's changes.
Speaker 3: I had what I thought was a scamming experience this week.
Speaker 3: So this is how this drama all unfolded. I hand
Speaker 3: my credit card to my mother. She's going down to
Speaker 3: the shops to get some supplies, right, And then for
Speaker 3: several days I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, where's Colleen.
Speaker 4: She's in the Mauldives.
Speaker 3: And so for the next couple days, I'm like, did
Speaker 3: Mom give did Colleen give me back my credit card
Speaker 3: because I couldn't find it anywhere, and I was like, Mum,
Speaker 3: what did you do with it? And so, and then
Speaker 3: I thought, I'll just double check my account just to
Speaker 3: make sure nothing unto water has happened here. And then
Speaker 3: they were like, since it was missing, there was sort
Speaker 3: of three or four different charges for the app store,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, out courageous, that's someone's call bank essay.
Speaker 4: Gord fraud. Someone's ribbing me off.
Speaker 3: And they're like, you're gonna have to go down to
Speaker 3: the police and make a stolen credit card report.
Speaker 4: And it was all a big drama.
Speaker 3: And then I'm thinking, oh god, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: get a new card and then all those automatic little
Speaker 3: transactions that go along and you're gonna have to change
Speaker 3: all those numbers.
Speaker 1: Again believably inconvenience.
Speaker 4: And I know I was miffed at Colleen. I was like,
Speaker 4: come on, mum, like one job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how hard is it, Colleen? For goodness sake, when
Speaker 2: it's twenty twenty three, grow up.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: So after all that, I order my new card that comes,
Speaker 3: everything gets canceled, blah blah blah. I have a right
Speaker 3: little tanty with coal. And then I go to pay
Speaker 3: for parking outside of court the other day, and I've
Speaker 3: opened up my.
Speaker 4: Wallet and there it was.
Speaker 3: She was just nestled into a little pouch that I
Speaker 3: hadn't seen.
Speaker 2: This is a big test. It's a big test when
Speaker 2: you find yourself in this situation like that. For example,
Speaker 2: happens in our house all the time. When I get so,
Speaker 2: I aggressively broclame every memory in our house. Yeah, for
Speaker 2: losing something of mine, yes, And I realized I left
Speaker 2: it in the back of my car.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good time.
Speaker 3: So I had to grovel and apologize to Colleen and
Speaker 3: just goes sorry about that?
Speaker 1: Did you though?
Speaker 3: She was in my wallet the whole time? Oh, I
Speaker 3: rang and I took the whole like, ha ha ha,
Speaker 3: how funny.
Speaker 4: What about this? I've just found my credit card approach?
Speaker 4: She was like, did you okay?
Speaker 1: Did you apologize?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I said sorry, I don't know if I do.
Speaker 1: Exactly Okay, sorry, sorry that you need Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I realized that some of those charges were
Speaker 3: probably like you stand your Spotify that sort of vibe.
Speaker 3: Oh no, what an idgit, But let's do this thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Have you ever had charges wrapped up on your credit card.
Speaker 4: You had your card stolen, didn't you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I our car got broken into and my
Speaker 2: wallet got stolen. So I mean, I don't want to
Speaker 2: invite criminals. But the car was left unlocked and the
Speaker 2: wallet was sitting on my seat. So if ever there
Speaker 2: was an opportunity to get a stolen was there.
Speaker 4: And the little wallet was sitting on the front seat,
Speaker 4: and it was going like this.
Speaker 2: Take me. Someone was walking past, What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Look out here, prey buddy.
Speaker 2: O this check out my guts. There's two pink five
Speaker 2: dollar notes and I reckon, you could take these. And
Speaker 2: my credit card got stolen, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: here we go, go to cancer.
Speaker 1: I'll check what's been purchased.
Speaker 2: A six hundred meal coke and a pie from West
Speaker 2: Croydon Otier was purchased.
Speaker 1: And that's it. I'm so fine with that top.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, so fine.
Speaker 4: It's really cash in here. Boys. How old were they eleven?
Speaker 4: You reckon?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not really sure, but they could have gone
Speaker 2: really hard, but probably not old enough to even purchase cigarettes.
Speaker 1: So yes, yeah, youngsters.
Speaker 4: Just the coke and a sausage roll.
Speaker 3: Thanks all good thirteen twenty fourteen, Get involved this morning.
Speaker 3: Have you ever had someone's do eat credit card and
Speaker 3: rack up a heap of charges?
Speaker 2: We'll take your calls next thirteen twenty four ten. Let's
Speaker 2: go to Olivia in Granneth. Good morning to you, Olivia.
Speaker 6: Hello, hell y good what happened?
Speaker 4: Olivia?
Speaker 7: So my ex and I broke up and then it
Speaker 7: took me about six months to realize he was still
Speaker 7: using my card broken out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it is so shifty.
Speaker 3: I just love that he's sitting in the back of
Speaker 3: an uber at one am on a Sunday morning, just
Speaker 3: driving home going.
Speaker 4: I'll show her, I'll show Olivia.
Speaker 1: So, Olivia, did you confront him?
Speaker 3: Where?
Speaker 7: What'd you say?
Speaker 1: Did you confront him?
Speaker 3: I mess with him and it replies no, replies shifty bugger.
Speaker 1: I think that goes into a new area. That doesn't it?
Speaker 4: It does.
Speaker 1: It's effectively stealing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's do this. Thirty twenty four ten. When
Speaker 3: of you had charges wracked up on your credit card,
Speaker 3: I thought that I'd been scammed on my credit card
Speaker 3: because I was like went missing, and then there were
Speaker 3: a whole heap of charges that I didn't couldn't identify
Speaker 3: and then next minute all there she was just nestled
Speaker 3: in the middle of my wallet where I couldn't see it,
Speaker 3: just just.
Speaker 2: Playing a little game of hide and seek in the meantime.
Speaker 2: Some of the destructive things that you said to your mother,
Speaker 2: just dear repair of ble.
Speaker 3: I thought that I thought it was on Colleen. I
Speaker 3: thought that she'd dropped it and someone had picked it
Speaker 3: up and wracked up some charges.
Speaker 4: But here we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you thought that you apologized, but maybe you
Speaker 2: just apologize in your head.
Speaker 4: I'll do it now, Sol's Colleen.
Speaker 2: No, SOS doesn't count. You say the word soz. That
Speaker 2: is not part of a formal apologies.
Speaker 4: Hundred percent.
Speaker 2: It counts on behalf of Jodi Collin were so sorry
Speaker 2: that she misplaced her card.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go to Natalie from Gaula Belt. Good morning,
Speaker 4: Natalie morning. Okay, have you been scammed?
Speaker 10: I have.
Speaker 7: I haven't actually had my credit cards stolen, but on
Speaker 7: three different occasions I've had charges put on it.
Speaker 4: What sort of charges?
Speaker 7: If there was one from an Apple store in Sydney
Speaker 7: and it was like it racked up to eight hundred dollars,
Speaker 7: and then there was one from overseas. I don't even
Speaker 7: know the company. It was two charges and then two
Speaker 7: international fees. Wow, and then yeah, another occasion I kind
Speaker 7: of remember. But each time I've had to count my
Speaker 7: car and get a new one sent out.
Speaker 2: No, No, don't know what's going on. You don't have
Speaker 2: your credit card details. It's part of your bio on
Speaker 2: Instagram or something.
Speaker 4: No, I'm Natalie.
Speaker 7: Your missed.
Speaker 3: Sound like the kind of person if I said I
Speaker 3: was from the ATO and I've got a you know,
Speaker 3: nine hundred dollars deposit to give you.
Speaker 4: Would you just read out your credit card numbers right now?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: And I do get emails and texts like that. I
Speaker 7: delete and block them straight away.
Speaker 4: Good girl, just learning.
Speaker 2: If I could just take this in a different direction, Natalie,
Speaker 2: I do actually have a friend who's a Nigerian prince
Speaker 2: and he has a lot of money that he needs
Speaker 2: to get rid of. Are you interested? No?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: I love it getting there. That's good.
Speaker 4: He's growing in a volt feed good on your name?
Speaker 1: Really good?
Speaker 8: You tell me you've got a time machine.
Speaker 1: On this dasy Monday.
Speaker 2: Welcome, What a week and it was here crows beat
Speaker 2: the same support flog north now it's time to get
Speaker 2: back on the straight and narrow and pump that little
Speaker 2: brain up with some knowledge.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to talk about Mother's Day.
Speaker 4: That's right, you just go down the footy path.
Speaker 2: Stop living in the past, Joe, Just move on, all right.
Speaker 2: It's like one day at a time, not too far ahead.
Speaker 2: Full credit the boys one hundred and ten percent. Okay, right, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: let's start. In two thousand and four, Shrek two premieres
Speaker 2: at the Canes at Film Festival.
Speaker 3: And everyone's thinking could it possibly be as good as
Speaker 3: the first one?
Speaker 4: And yes it was?
Speaker 1: Yes, And all the smug people of Canes are like, man,
Speaker 1: I love this. I don't want to get up on him.
Speaker 2: And clap, but I feel like I should because it's
Speaker 2: that good.
Speaker 8: It's a cat, don't care, Come here, little come on?
Speaker 8: Yeah Shrek?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, sure you're not very intelligent? Yes I am.
Speaker 1: We all like Shrek.
Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy, Pink Floyd performed the concert the UK that
Speaker 2: was so loud that are reportedly killed a fish in
Speaker 2: nearby lake.
Speaker 3: No, nois, you are.
Speaker 2: Making that up death by sound so loud that the
Speaker 2: fish was like mad.
Speaker 1: That's enough for me.
Speaker 2: And how do they measure that the fish died by
Speaker 2: an overload of sound? I know, like the fishes floating
Speaker 2: and they go, that's not your stock standard fish death,
Speaker 2: No it was?
Speaker 4: Was there a sure topsy.
Speaker 1: You get it in for a study.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and three Aldi opened their first supermarkets in
Speaker 2: Victoria West Holdelbergen churnside paths.
Speaker 4: Everyone raves about Aldi. You haven't really gotten the train yet, No.
Speaker 2: I haven't as well bus and everyone in particular rais
Speaker 2: about the meat. Oh right, very very good, okay, good
Speaker 2: different that's a slogan I think. Two thousand and four,
Speaker 2: Arsenal became the first UK soccer team in one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifteen years to end a season in England's top
Speaker 2: division unbeaten.
Speaker 1: You had enoughing really to play for.
Speaker 4: It was more of the honor of being an invincible.
Speaker 3: Arsenal looking to invent something again around the age of
Speaker 3: the box.
Speaker 5: They've done just like.
Speaker 2: That's why they're jus good on you, Arsenal, and good
Speaker 2: on you if you're a proper genuine soccer supporter over there,
Speaker 2: because it means you're probably mad as it cuts nat.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly right, and hats off to any soccer team
Speaker 3: that's got the word ass in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that good stuff and song on May fifteenth in
Speaker 2: twenty thirteen, blurred lines by Robin Thick and Pharrell Williams.
Speaker 1: Farrell, what an absolute delight, Robin Thick, bit of a
Speaker 1: dirty bird.
Speaker 4: I've got real pervy vibes this song.
Speaker 1: And now we know what was happening behind the scenes.
Speaker 4: Questionable lyrics or reconds.
Speaker 2: Hands Robin, Yes, it's a bit handsy. That's all right.
Speaker 2: Actually no, it's not a right at all.
Speaker 4: A talking about.
Speaker 1: It's been a big show.
Speaker 3: It has been a big show today. I'm exhausted tomorrow though,
Speaker 3: Are you schnitting me?
Speaker 10: Is back?
Speaker 4: That's where we have two stories.
Speaker 3: One of them is true, one of them is a lie,
Speaker 3: and you, the good listener, just have to work out
Speaker 3: who's telling what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a smart bun't you be able to work
Speaker 2: it out? Yeah, give yourself a little schnitth House Boucher, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Coldplay hotline as well will reopen for a chance to
Speaker 2: go and see the guys perform live in Perth once
Speaker 2: in a last time. Opportunity flats, accommodation and all that.
Speaker 2: Oh magnificent, how good?
Speaker 4: Like only concert in Australia in Perth.
Speaker 1: Very very exclusive.
Speaker 4: We could be sending you there. What's on today, mate?
Speaker 2: I'm going to head to into Channel seven. I'm going
Speaker 2: to catch up with all my comrades and I'm going
Speaker 2: to talk to some Port Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Oh that's like every other day.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I rode my bike in this morning, so
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna take my time.
Speaker 2: That one with a big ridiculous basket on the front,
Speaker 2: it's not ridiculous. Yeah, that your sides that all on
Speaker 2: the way home.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine you ever understanding what's stylish and what's not.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful vintage rose gold bike.
Speaker 2: How dare you're wearing a T shirt, a carding in shorts,
Speaker 2: socks and birkenstocks.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 5: Kid?
Speaker 4: Dare I challenge your style? That's on me.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the rest of your day, make sure listening to
Speaker 2: the podcast. Have a great Monday, friends,