WEBVTT - Mum's Gone Wild! 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:01.280 Oh, welcome to the podcasts. 0:00:01.400 --> 0:00:03.760 We like to start your week rights and we do 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:05.200 that Jode's with a bit of a joke off. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:10.000 Some of us are quite good at telling jokes like 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:14.040 Tom Wren good me, good, you good Abby horrible. 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:17.319 Every single time. It's like the Cricket's like, well, this 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:18.360 is where we come into it. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:21.079 Some people who got a skill set and hers is 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:22.160 not telling jokes. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:24.360 Good news reader, exceptional. 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:26.400 Great news reader, horrible joke teller, spot on. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:29.360 All right, anyway, morning absence, smash her again. 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:30.120 Next week. 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:33.040 We celebrate the mother's days a well bit of a 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:35.240 rap from the weekend, and what it did turn out 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:37.199 was that you were very, very. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:42.080 Busy just you. 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:44.280 Are you the only one on the planet that turns 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:48.080 into this genuine pin up girl for Mum's gone wild 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:49.159 whenever this song comes out? 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:51.440 Yeah, well I'm not the only one, because my two 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:53.760 sister in law's had a red hot crack. One of 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:55.680 them put it back out doing a front flip. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:56.360 Classic to this song. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.800 Yeah, I mean he sends me into front flips. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:00:59.560 Do's flow right up? 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:00.440 Does he? 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.840 What? And I had a bit of a credit card 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:06.199 to barcle did someone run up charges on my credit 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.360 card that my mother lost or did not? Did my 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:11.399 mother not lose them? And I they were just charges 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:12.240 that were supposed to be there. 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:15.039 Who's to say it's neither here nor there. What we 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:16.920 can confirm though, is we spoke to Tom Glass and 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:18.560 our head have you been paying attention? Which was a 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:24.120 lot of fun. This is the podcast whoro Jo's Happy 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:25.320 Mother's Day to you. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:25.440 Thank you. 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.759 Things escalated yesterday, It's fair to say so. Started out it. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.920 Was all very wholesome, had breakfast in bed, and I 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.800 should mention at this point that my husband's away, so 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.560 all the boys in our family are away on a 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.680 family holiday in Europe at the moment, so no boys 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:42.800 boiless for the whole day. So anyway, started out breakfast 0:01:42.840 --> 0:01:45.679 in bed. The girls brought in a basket full of gifts, 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:46.760 which was so lovely. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.320 I got a vibrating facial roller. 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:57.240 Thank god, you said. For a second I was hoving 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:58.200 around the dump button. 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:02.880 It's one of the stone facial rollers, but it vibrates. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:06.920 It's very good Peyton summer. 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:17.240 It's really looking after mummy. Okay, I'm sorry, el straighten up. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.800 They also gave you this beautiful little Mum's voucher booklet 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:24.519 is really nice. So look at this producer, Zoe. It's 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.799 redeemable for different stuff. So redeemable for breakfast in bed, 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:31.680 a big hug, a sleeping, all those sorts of things, 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:36.000 and one of them is like redeemable for one day 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.640 of not fighting. So at one point yesterday when they 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:41.639 were like throwing mandarins at each other at their heads, 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:44.839 I was like, you do get along, and she's like, well, 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:48.040 you're gonna have to use your voucher, aren't you. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:49.919 I'm sorry, I'm going to need to say the voucher 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:51.079 before anything continues. 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:52.000 Yes, exactly right. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.560 All went to lunch at my sister in law's place. 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.920 So it's me and my two sister in laws, who 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.800 are my favorite people in the world, and three grandma's 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:05.520 and about seven thousand kids and so we had a 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.320 couple of wines and then we sit down and as 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.320 we always do, we watched a concert from the kids 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:12.080 because they always get up and perform solo dancers and 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:13.240 all that sort of stuff. By the end of but 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:16.440 we were so over it. We're like, right, it's Mumstern. 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:21.200 It's the Mumstern, so introducing the adults. Yeah, and then this. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:21.520 Kicks in. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:28.160 Gods. I think we all know what this means. 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:28.440 Now. 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:31.799 There was twerking. 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.320 There was a front flip from my sister in law, 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:37.280 which was absolutely epic. There is video evidence of this. 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:39.640 The socials guys in the process of trying to convince 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:42.240 me to put it online. I'm not sure about that. 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:46.480 But the upshot is we had the best day and 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.680 now we're gonna I think moving forward, ban all men 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:50.480 from Mother's Day. 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:51.440 I think that's the key. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.600 There's only one min it's invited, and that's float right. 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.920 Yeah. 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:58.600 The other thing I really like as well is that 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:01.520 if it's your sister in law's play or definitely your place, Yeah, 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:03.480 that your neighbors missing the going. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:05.040 We're having such a lovely diet and then they hear 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:10.000 this three kids get to bed, Get to bed. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:10.800 Well, hazy. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.040 The new season of Have You Been Paying Attention starts 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:15.800 tonight at eight forty on the beautiful Channel ten network, 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.560 and the star of the show is the one and 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:19.600 only Tom Gleisner. 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:22.880 Good morning, Good morning, Jody, and Hasty. Nice to be 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:25.680 back for wait for it, our eleventh seasons. 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:29.520 That eleven seasons. That's outrageous, It's ridiculous. 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:29.880 Isn't it. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.800 But here we are, and it's always always fun that 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:34.680 it's like the first day of school to get the 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:38.000 get the gang back together and dive into the news. 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:38.719 Very nice. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:41.400 Now we have a we have a small issue with 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:44.160 Sampang at the Nova Network because he left us. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:46.040 Your beef with Sam? 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:46.240 Is that? 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:48.080 Is that like from the heart? 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:50.880 Well, you know, I don't know whether you saw a 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.120 New Idea over the summer, but apparently Sam and I 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:57.039 are locked in a few within New Idea. It must 0:04:57.080 --> 0:05:02.120 be true, so yes, that's it's an ongoing issue. There's 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:04.640 been some intervention over the summer, and I'm sure we're 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:06.919 going to make it through this season. You know, the 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:07.760 best of friends. 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:09.360 Do you know what staggers me? 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:12.520 There are people on this planet that would actively purchase 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:15.320 the New Idea, read that article and genuinely think that 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:16.080 you too, a feudi. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.680 The great thing I love. The thing I love about 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.400 a New Idea article is that they never quote anyone 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:28.719 by name. It's always sources, insiders say, or in our case, galpals. 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:34.320 And it's a wonderful, wonderful list of her highly authoritive commentators. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.800 That's very good, Hey, Tom, Well to say something and 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.920 I ask you something controversially, who's your favorite who's your favorites? 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:42.560 So are your top two or top three members of 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:42.800 the bow? 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:47.800 That is that used light choosing your favorite children? I mean, well, 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:52.080 tonight's line up certainly have a couple of you and Edmund's, 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:57.760 Marty shear Goold's returning having it in Sam every week. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:05:59.599 I sort of think of them as like the book ends. 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.800 That doesn't matter who we got in between that they're 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:06.280 they're really really solid. I love getting people from overseas. 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.599 We sometimes get them as guest quiz masters because there's 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:11.960 a there's a slight thing of what they don't really 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:14.400 know what the show is about. So some of our 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:18.240 guest quiz masters who're coming from overseas and clearly they're 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.479 they're going to be about to go sack there. They're 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.680 publicists for pulling them onto this show. But it's it's 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:24.760 a real joy to have them. 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:26.840 I just love that they stand there and think they're 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.880 a guest on the show and just get the absolute 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:31.000 PI double five ripped out of them and they've got 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.840 no idea what's happening. Who's Who's been the most fun? 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:35.440 Just to rip it? 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.800 Well, I'll tell you what it's. We don't have it 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:40.360 so much these days, but back in the days of 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.760 the Bachelor, we would always get one of the little 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.200 one of the little precious treasures who've been tossed out 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:49.680 in week three of the Bachelor, and she was often 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:54.240 coming off like this massive publicity schedule of doing all 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:56.760 these interviews, thinking that this is the start of a 0:06:56.880 --> 0:07:00.200 huge career, and and our show is often the last 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.520 television they we're ever going to do. And we tend 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:06.520 them off in style with, as you say, a very 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:10.880 very informant and hard interview. As a guest, Chris. 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:13.160 Master, Tom, you're a man who knows pretty much everything, 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:15.280 and you can smell a fake headline, I reckon a 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.360 mile off, and particularly when your name is getting mentioned 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:18.600 a new idea, and it's probably the. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:20.000 Biggest warning sign of all time. 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:22.120 We just want to play a little game with you 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.400 if you can just a little bit of fake news 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:24.960 or real news. 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:25.680 Are you ready for this? 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:26.640 Sure? 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:27.440 All right, let's do it. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:28.600 Freak news. 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.800 You are fake fake news. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:35.600 I'd like to welcome the fake news media. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.200 So what we're going to do is we just want 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:39.920 to roll out a couple of these little headlines and 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.880 We're going to get to your your absolute perfection when 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:44.360 it comes to knowledge, just to see if you can 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:45.960 smell a fish or two. 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.480 Okay, all right, so let's start with a fisherman story. 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:53.640 Two fishermen court cheating at Ohio tournaments, sentenced to ten 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.760 day jail term and four foot one hundred k boat. 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.040 Does that sound something that's real or fake? 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:02.840 She's put of Ohio in the headline, and anything's possible 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:04.480 was true. 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:08.360 That is true, outrageous stuff. All right, he's another one. 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:11.280 And how tall are you exactly? Tom can ask? 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.760 I'm well and the old money just under six ft 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:15.239 so five. 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:19.560 Okay, this doesn't This doesn't concern you, but it does 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.480 to a lot of my vertically challenged friends. 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:26.640 Led lengthening surgery is gaining popularity amongst men. As the 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:30.600 short jokes continue, I've. 0:08:30.480 --> 0:08:34.839 Heard of lengthening surgery for men. But I'm going to 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.080 go yes. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:37.480 I'm very good. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:38.120 He's good. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.200 I reckon, We've got one more for you. Okay, this 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.400 one very controversial. 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:47.640 Man cap father's dead body in freezer so he could 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:51.520 talk to him. 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:56.360 That's somber, and yeah, I'll go true. 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:59.079 That is true as well. I got down three from. 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:01.120 Three are out. 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.760 All that prep with your new idea experiences kept you 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:05.360 in good stead. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.760 I like to feel like cannspots something that's dubious from 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:11.800 a long way, although the clickbait headlines make it harder 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.440 and hard because you're just going now, I'm not going 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.320 to read this. I don't care. I'm not going to 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:20.280 read this. It'll be Jodine Hazy's shock medical scare and 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:24.320 no one of them's got asthma. This is ridiculous. You 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:25.840 you'll click on it and there you go. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.840 Tom Guisner, have you been paying attention? It returns to 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.200 our screens tonight eight forty on ten and ten play. 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:32.520 Thank you so much for having a chat. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:33.959 Thanks Jody. Thanks. 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:36.200 If it's time for a winter trip with Jump on morning, 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.559 it's the place to go for quick Bussie getaways. 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:40.400 To me, it's just getting in the car and just 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:41.480 going for a cruise and. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:44.280 Exploring for accommodation, flights and more. Book on the one. 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.000 If that, what if it's Ozzy for travel, Let's just 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:49.160 have some fun. Let's set you in the right direction 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:50.800 to start your work. It's time for the joke off. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:52.319 Now that's a. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:53.679 Job, that's a joke. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:56.920 That's a job. Job's a terrible job. 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:02.600 What else do you do it on Monday morning? But 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:03.560 tell a really. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:06.920 Good joke to kick start the week. I mean, for example, 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:08.960 I mean, check this one out. Just came in by 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:11.360 the text line. And when I say text line, it's 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.520 actually one of my jokes. A pair of cows we're 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:15.280 talking in the field. One says, have you heard about 0:10:15.280 --> 0:10:19.000 the mad cat that's going around? And the other one says, yeah, 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.120 it makes me glad that I'm a penguin. 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:26.160 That's what we're talking about. 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:29.800 Right, Okay, that's all right, Abs. 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:31.040 You got one, you're going next. 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:33.760 My mine's really good, so I'm going to wait till yours. 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:34.800 Was terrible last week. 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.160 It was so I can't roll the dice anymore. 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:38.200 It's about redemption for you. 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:39.440 Have you got to go with this one? 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:39.920 All right? 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.959 How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:44.560 To know? 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.800 How many telemarketers? Only one? But he has to do 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:56.160 it while you're eating dinner. I've got. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:58.000 We're getting in a dangerous, dangerous territory, as if you 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:59.960 keep this up, you're going to get expelled from the joke. 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:03.360 Now, do you have anything off the top of your. 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.720 Head again, I don't have any I'm so bad at joke. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.120 All right, it's so fun. Can I just see one 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:12.200 more quick one? Just on behalf of Bruce ABNETHI again? Okay, okay, 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:12.560 you ready? 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:12.880 Yep? 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.800 So yes, full credit to the great man Bruce seventh 0:11:15.840 --> 0:11:18.040 and Channel seven. So my mate was driving his car 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.200 the other day and there was another bloke who was 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:22.760 just swerving in and out of traffic, absolute lunatic. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.680 You know those top blokes. Oh gosh, they're annoying. 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.000 Anyway, looked in when he got next to him and 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:30.760 saw that he was actually really really small, so one 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.120 of those real little knobs, like. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:34.760 Small men seeing them all that pop thing. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.120 Anyway, he swerved out in front of him, slammed on 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:39.520 the brakes, and then my mate has crashed into his 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:42.480 rear end. Yeah, so then you thought, here he goes 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:46.880 absolutely on. And then the bloke got out, walked up 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:50.880 to his car and said to my mates, I'm not happy, 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:57.080 And my mate said, well then which one are you? 0:11:58.280 --> 0:11:59.840 You get Abby? You get it? 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:05.520 Yes, I've got a nice little blonde joke for you 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:06.120 this morning. 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:07.680 And I can do those because. 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:11.040 I am absolutely three hours every couple of months in 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:11.520 the salon. 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:19.160 I'm a natural blonde. No, okay. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.960 So one day a blonde went up to a soft 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.680 drink machine put in some money, and a soft drink 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:25.160 came out. 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:26.880 And she got really really. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:30.360 Excited and started to put more money into the machine, 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:33.120 and the more she did, the more soft drinks came 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:33.680 out hazy. 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:35.679 After a while, someone walked up. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.560 To her and asked if they could please get a 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.400 soft drink, and she got really really angry and she 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:43.200 looked at him and she said, get out of my face. 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:50.679 I'm winning. 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:54.000 She's just exchanging money for goods and services. But she 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:57.040 thought it was like a gambling machine. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:09.560 She's blonde. The weekend, that's what you do. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:11.920 To us time, That's what you do to the people. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:13.760 Ain't well, you know, I just try and give guilt 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:14.400 you want, you know. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.400 You walk into the room and everyone starts, you know, 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:19.040 giggling like school girls. 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:20.600 And Tommy is here? 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:24.680 How was the weekend? How was Mother's really? 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:25.320 Good? Thank you? 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:28.440 Fantastic yesterday for mum and went saw her and Sarah's 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.880 mum as well, and Sarah of course and Jody, Happy 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:31.520 Mother's Day to. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:32.800 You, Thank you very much. 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:33.959 We had a great day. 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:36.920 We over indulged in a lot of things yesterday, but that. 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:39.360 Is what it's all about. And Hazy, I hope you 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:40.920 had a lovely day as well. 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:41.800 Now, thank you very much. 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:42.000 Tom. 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:43.800 I was at work, but my wife had a nice 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:47.920 little day at her mom's house and everyone celebrated accordingly. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:51.800 We didn't quite the top of a hosehold. 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:54.160 I'll show you the video on a minute, Tom, but 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.640 me and my sister in law's took over the performance 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.360 because the kids always do a concert and we're like, 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:02.400 that's enough, Yes, you get us, get a bit of 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:05.079 apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur on, and away 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:05.360 we went. 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:06.559 There was a working action. 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:10.600 Oh good, yeah, yeah, catch that video. Www Dot, Mum's gone, 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:12.839 got gone. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:15.200 Six weeks in a row for they get the four 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.400 points and the percentage post. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.960 Let's talk some footy, yeah, port Adelaide. I did it 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:22.120 easily as you'd expect. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:24.200 Yeah, and it wasn't a great game, was it, Hazy. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:26.680 But six in a row, first time since twenty twenty one. 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:29.120 They're in the top four now, so going along, well, 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:31.440 I'm a bit concerned about some of the injuries they're 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:34.040 starting to get. Todd Marshall, Cancust again, that's two in 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:37.240 three weeks. That's that's a worry. So he won't play 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.080 this week. They might get Dixon back, but they're doing 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.280 what they need to. They're winning this week though. It's 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:44.240 going to be massive against Melbourne. 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:46.200 Yes, it's going to be a real test, wasn't it. 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.320 It's going to be a huge game like that's that's 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:49.720 going to give us a really good gauge of where 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.680 they're at. But like you said, they're doing what they 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.600 need to. Jason horn Francis again, you know, answered the 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:58.160 critics and Hannah really maturely, I thought, and so did 0:14:58.160 --> 0:14:58.440 the team. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:14:59.720 So I didn't get to see the game. Was he 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:00.760 boot done that? 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:01.280 It was? 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.080 Yeah, but you know what, it wasn't actually as bad 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:04.680 as what it's been for some of the other sides 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:05.200 in the film. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:06.440 Which is is crazy. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.960 But I think it probably helped that it was in 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:10.480 Tasmania and not in Melbourne. 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:11.760 I think it would have been like a fees if 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:12.520 it was in Melbourne. 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:14.760 And also when Jason touched the ball and the North 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:17.000 supporters are doing him, how about you hold it for 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.240 your own players. When Port scored ninety four points off 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:21.920 direct turnovers. 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:23.640 They are miles off, aren't. 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:25.040 They are a bit of strife and they've got an 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:26.520 injury crisis and all sorts of things. 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:28.240 So North Melbourne Sport is. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:31.880 A passionate bunch and it's a big strong club that Yeah, 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:33.280 they're going through some stuff. 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:34.560 They are at the moment and that's port. Now. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:36.400 Nine of the last ten they one against North who 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:39.400 we're a bogey team early on, but a really solid 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:41.320 win seven and two. If you said that at the 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:44.200 start of the season, take it every day of the week, absolutely, 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:44.600 all right. 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:45.600 The Crow is they look good. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:48.400 Oh it's been a very happy Mother's day. 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:53.520 Crows are fifty two point troutcing of set Kilda. 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:55.160 So they're a top eight side and they deserve to be. 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:57.200 And hazey, I love that call. Let's call it. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:00.560 I think the Crows they should absolutely be gunning to 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:03.000 play finals. They're five and four, they're inside the eight 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:06.160 and they could easily be six and three, probably seven 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.000 and two. They've had a couple of games they should 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:11.240 have won Collinwood for example, that they didn't. That was 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:14.240 just blistering yesterday. I mean they embarrass and Kilda, who've 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:17.840 been brilliant all season, but they bullied them and you 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.960 know the way they cut them open fabulous. 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.920 So Jordan Dawson Brown lay threat. 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.880 Has to be, has to be so good. He's been outstanding, 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:28.280 hasn't he? What thirty three touches again yesterday? 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:29.400 You know? 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.560 And I didn't know he had that in his kit bag. 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.000 Winning the ball on the inside as well as the outside. Hazy. 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:37.320 He's having a fantastic year. And Surrey's team and the 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:40.560 forward line is so dynamic. Their efficiency once they get 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:42.640 the ball inside fifties off the charts, it's the best 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:44.600 in the comp So if they can keep that going, 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:46.920 keep getting the ball into texts and foggedy and ranking 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:48.640 and those guys bang. 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:49.000 In a way. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.200 Hey, Joe's sorry to bury the lead. Kim. 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.080 You listen to Sharon all right now, I've been in 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:57.360 twenty nine knitball Premierships. I've played indoor cricket in four states, 0:16:57.400 --> 0:16:58.960