Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: Be great.
Speaker 1: This is Jason Lauren, men'gel one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, Happy Friday, Good morning, Melbourne morning,
Speaker 2: Melbourne morning Laws. Hello, it's a heavy heart and may
Speaker 2: it rest in peace. Jas's heavy heart that we announced
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 3: All that music is very loud.
Speaker 2: Love Machine no more.
Speaker 3: Now have you ever been there?
Speaker 2: I've never been to the Love Machine.
Speaker 1: Lot people take their tops off at Love Machine.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, times regularly on Sundays to Love Machine Nightlab,
Speaker 4: Love Machines day nights and they're always like BLUs.
Speaker 2: Just gay nights.
Speaker 3: No Sunday.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's was recently, but back in
Speaker 4: my day Sunday was like and.
Speaker 2: The Rigs party night. The Rigs down there just phenomenal. Now,
Speaker 2: my friends, so I feel quite out of place.
Speaker 3: Georgie, we used to go there like every second time.
Speaker 4: We're there all the time, And for like two years
Speaker 4: she thought the place and it wasn't until one day
Speaker 4: said should we go to Love Machine?
Speaker 3: She was like, what's that? Might we go there? All
Speaker 3: the time she thought it was called levels.
Speaker 2: In It's not love leble Leuble.
Speaker 3: It's called Love Machine.
Speaker 1: Two o'clock this morning, Arsonists torts torched lobosin and it's
Speaker 1: there's visits no longer now.
Speaker 3: I thought Love Machine closed down.
Speaker 2: Some sort of licensing issues.
Speaker 3: The alleged to drive by.
Speaker 2: A couple of times. I see, Christina hern your friend
Speaker 2: is down there reporting today show. Okay, which just happened
Speaker 2: to be in the stumbled out, Yeah, hey, Christine, is
Speaker 2: a Mike jump on today?
Speaker 3: You give it a ring. I want an update on Love.
Speaker 2: Machine, Christine. We should do some now if we can.
Speaker 4: Nostalgic nightclub calls this morning your favorite club in the day.
Speaker 2: There's still one very close by that I love what
Speaker 2: one six one?
Speaker 3: Well, that's still going.
Speaker 2: That checkerboard dance for all time. I don't know why,
Speaker 2: but whenever I'd visit Melbourne, I would always end up
Speaker 2: at Frostbits. Yeah so goodshy machine, the boozy slushy machines.
Speaker 2: Where was it lower Chapel Street or it's now temperate?
Speaker 4: It wasn't lower because I lived on Grove Street and
Speaker 4: if you walk to the end of Grove Street right
Speaker 4: and the sparkling lights was frost But.
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 4: It was always do you know what I feel like
Speaker 4: a lot of people from out of town would go
Speaker 4: there if you, oh, let's go to frost Bys.
Speaker 2: There was also there's also a hairdressing salon on Chapel
Speaker 2: Street that I'd go there every time I came to me.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: At a cocktail bar out the.
Speaker 3: Was it Siberia?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 3: None of that's was very warm? That closed or Siberia.
Speaker 2: No, this one had like a full back, so you'd
Speaker 2: leave with like a new hair and you'd be sideways.
Speaker 2: Edward Beal, No, I don't believe, so we do.
Speaker 3: I'm thirteen twenty fourteen nightclub, Nostalgia.
Speaker 1: Night Club, Memory nightclub, and we'll get Christina.
Speaker 3: What about one of my fave Cuba?
Speaker 2: I loved it. Did I have the Red Room?
Speaker 4: Brody producer Brody, do you remember Cuba on the corner
Speaker 4: of two Rack Road and Chapel Street.
Speaker 5: Oh, my lord, to this day the greatest nightclub Victoria
Speaker 5: Melbourne has ever so good?
Speaker 3: What was underground?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And the location was great.
Speaker 3: So you know tu rac Road and Chapel Street Country
Speaker 3: Roads on one.
Speaker 2: Corner Capital Grand Is.
Speaker 3: That the Ross Japanese restaurant?
Speaker 2: Yes? The stairs to go to the club.
Speaker 3: That was it. It was and Johnny Rockets was above.
Speaker 6: So you get and then you get some.
Speaker 2: Grass shaken fries and watch people.
Speaker 3: Dead girl on roller skates together roll scates from imagining it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I loved Cuba. Come on, Melbourne, where
Speaker 4: are where's my old party?
Speaker 2: Chriss your favorite Prince? In return, I got two hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty dollars Cogan vouchers to go. We're kicking the
Speaker 2: show off with Nightclub.
Speaker 3: Memory, Nightclub Nostalgia, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We got a big one coming up. Five, Ok, twice
Speaker 2: a day your chance to win a trip to gather around.
Speaker 2: It's all on the way. But next Yes, Nightclub Memory
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four to ten. What do you remember about
Speaker 2: the club? Sam Fender, Olivia Dan, Good morning Melbourne. This
Speaker 2: is number one hundred. Just go on nine past six
Speaker 2: if you're just waking up some sad news gripping Melbourne
Speaker 2: this morning. Fire at Love Machine. No, there was no
Speaker 2: one there, well, no one there. But is it gone forever?
Speaker 2: Lauren Phillips, I.
Speaker 4: Mean Love Machine. I did some of my best work
Speaker 4: there on a Sunday night. No, it wasn't, it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Sort of this fune.
Speaker 2: No, no, it was more heck, yeah, it chops off.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and four, we crossed to love Machine.
Speaker 2: Now no doubt. They looked at the Channel nine newsroom
Speaker 2: and went.
Speaker 1: Story, She's the one Christina Hearn stumbling out of a
Speaker 1: nightclub somewhere on Chapel Street, joins us. Christine, Now, Chris,
Speaker 1: the big question is is it salvageable?
Speaker 7: Look, guys, I knew exactly where to go when they
Speaker 7: said that's a lovely scene. Fire this morning they right there. Look,
Speaker 7: I'm looking at it at the moment. It is still smoldering.
Speaker 7: They've got the aerial appliance that.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 7: The building has been extensively damaged. It has been temporarily
Speaker 7: closed because of some alleged to licensing breaches and investigations.
Speaker 7: I don't know if it's going to be back.
Speaker 2: Is there any sign of the lost and found cupboard
Speaker 2: and what was in there? My dignity?
Speaker 7: There is a memorial plug to Lauren Phillips run away
Speaker 7: that I've seen, But look, I can for anyone that's
Speaker 7: commuting this way fuer clear because Mulburn Road is closed
Speaker 7: at the corner of Chapel Street, and they still heap
Speaker 7: the fieries and propsit.
Speaker 2: Oh, well to make it serious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's annoying for the traffic, but he's very sad
Speaker 4: for love Machine.
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna let you go in fifteen seconds, but
Speaker 2: just quickly, do you have a love Machine memory?
Speaker 7: Well, no memory of it, because I don't remember for
Speaker 7: obvious reasons, Christine.
Speaker 2: Now I've got Mike.
Speaker 4: One of the great community services I've ever seen happened
Speaker 4: in the line at love Machine when I was leaving
Speaker 4: with my friend Nick Carr, and there's a guy in
Speaker 4: the line. He'd been lining up flat half an hour
Speaker 4: to get in, and he got to the front and
Speaker 4: we were leaving, and he had thongs on, and they
Speaker 4: said he couldn't come in.
Speaker 2: This says, what sort of bloke your friend, Nicks.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't let him in because he had thongs on.
Speaker 4: And Nick car heard the security say he can't come
Speaker 4: in thongs, and it goes, you know what, mate, have
Speaker 4: my shoes And he took off his shoes and gave
Speaker 4: them to this guy in mine and Nick took his
Speaker 4: thongs and we went home and we went to like
Speaker 4: Lambs On Chapel and got a cabat and we were
Speaker 4: that happy with ourselves that we've done our community service.
Speaker 2: What a way to fish. Sorry, he'd done the community.
Speaker 3: I encouraged it and I bought the Lambs on Chapel.
Speaker 2: Do you know what sort of shoes were? They were?
Speaker 1: They sort of like just air Force one. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: one I wouldn't be departing with my RMS.
Speaker 3: Oh well, you're not as nice a guy exactly. Do
Speaker 3: you know what? At that time of the.
Speaker 2: Night, anything goes.
Speaker 3: I was like, Nick, that's that's a good deed for
Speaker 3: the week.
Speaker 2: You've never done Lambs on Chapel. You haven't left good quality? Yeah, shoes, gotcha?
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm thirteen twenty four ten. We're doing nightclub nostalgia.
Speaker 4: What was your favorite nightclub in Melbourne? Like this is
Speaker 4: from Ministry of Sound two thousand and four, when I
Speaker 4: did my best work down at Prince Do.
Speaker 2: You know they were playing in the clubs in Brisbane
Speaker 2: when I was going out.
Speaker 8: What Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then the remixes came through Hotel La top of
Speaker 2: Catston Street and Bristoe might be a Cloudland guy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was a Cloudland guy. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Kirsty and Croud And what was your
Speaker 3: favorite nightclub in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I'm a little bit embarrassed to say this, but it
Speaker 9: was stylists in Country Gully.
Speaker 3: Oh tell me what was it? Famous?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: It was the only place to go in the area. Like,
Speaker 9: you didn't really have many other options because it was it.
Speaker 9: It was the bottom of the mountain. And yeah, it
Speaker 9: was the only option that you had. It was the
Speaker 9: old Swagman. I don't know if any of you can remember.
Speaker 1: Well, Kirsty, if you're a stylist fan, sure you went
Speaker 1: to Daisies as well.
Speaker 9: I didn't tell you one I Absolu.
Speaker 4: Did you know one of my favorites was on Glare?
Speaker 4: Was it was it room that did toss the not really?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did you ever go to top Box?
Speaker 9: Yes, once you're from that side, you kind of stuck
Speaker 9: that side.
Speaker 11: That's what happened.
Speaker 3: And at this nightclub it was also a yoyo game.
Speaker 4: So if you ordered to drink the bar in one
Speaker 4: hand and you could tell because they always.
Speaker 2: Well it's not their money.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and if you chose which hand had you
Speaker 4: got your drink for free?
Speaker 3: In Balley did they do yoyos too?
Speaker 2: It wasn't yo, but you did a game and then
Speaker 2: decided if you drink for free.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just gave the girls free drinks. Basically, it
Speaker 3: is how it worked.
Speaker 2: I think. Was this with your other club bangers? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I reckon that was a bit early for me.
Speaker 4: Do you know what we had Midas Touch got to
Speaker 4: Doncaster steven nightclub memories we are well morning, the loss
Speaker 4: of a love machine machine Stephen.
Speaker 12: I'm probably showing my age a little bit here, but
Speaker 12: the old Metro nightclub in Burke Street.
Speaker 3: In the city.
Speaker 12: Unbelievable, the two robotic arms that had all the lights
Speaker 12: and used the move around.
Speaker 3: Now, Stephen, what year was Metro clopping off?
Speaker 12: Yeah? One Saturday night threw me in the peak of
Speaker 12: his powers, drove his Harley right into reception and started
Speaker 12: in the middle.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 2: It was levels, wasn't it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was huge? Goodness?
Speaker 3: Was it? The one that you go down the lane way?
Speaker 2: No Metro is opposite Masson Batard. Oh and it's now Lamaridian.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Another good one in the city was QbH.
Speaker 4: Oh my god hotel and the other one was it
Speaker 4: was huge go all day.
Speaker 2: Why do they shut down just people move on incidents
Speaker 2: by large?
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like nightclubs are out in Bazarine, like
Speaker 4: smaller places are in more than big nightclubs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny when you mentioned Cloudland before in Brisbon.
Speaker 2: Have you been there? It's massive, it's in the valley
Speaker 2: and like, I'd left Brisbane for like ten fifteen years
Speaker 2: and then I was coming back with some mates from
Speaker 2: New Zealand. You know when you go, I'm going to
Speaker 2: take it at the hottest club man. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 2: you get there, friend, it's like, well maybe ten years ago, bro,
Speaker 2: but it's not anymore anymore. Smell to them, don't they
Speaker 2: They really do. And then you know when your feet stick,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's best.
Speaker 3: We had a real routine.
Speaker 4: We'd got a seven nightclub on a Thursday, Boutique on
Speaker 4: a Friday, Prints on a Saturday, and love Machine on
Speaker 4: a Sunday.
Speaker 3: And that was my routine when I.
Speaker 2: Was at Unie Tuesdays.
Speaker 3: How did I do that? No, we were the same
Speaker 3: four places.
Speaker 2: It used to be two dollar drinks in Brisbane on
Speaker 2: Thursday nights. Dollar drinks at Friday's nightclub. Wow, you scream
Speaker 2: Friday's night, of course I do. I just screamed nightclub
Speaker 2: any night.
Speaker 4: Kylie and Cranbourne, where did you do your best work
Speaker 4: in nightclub nostalgia.
Speaker 3: Take us for a walk down memory Lane.
Speaker 1: Is.
Speaker 2: Kylie Hello? What club?
Speaker 11: Hello?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 3: Hello Hello?
Speaker 9: We had the twenty first century, the revolving dance floor.
Speaker 9: Dance floor have a breakdown, No, but you would get
Speaker 9: off it and you would feel awfully sick.
Speaker 3: A few Madori illusions and a revolving dance.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was the floor making it feel sick. There, Well,
Speaker 2: r ip love machine machines. We will rebuild, we will rebuild,
Speaker 2: we will do.
Speaker 3: For a good nightclub. We do for a new nightclub,
Speaker 3: bring back Frostbots still still pops off.
Speaker 2: Let's go to one sixth one. I love that and
Speaker 2: every night thing it's Saturday. Electric still running. There was
Speaker 2: talking some on that we do for a club night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's get the mini bus only go and if
Speaker 4: I get a booth on a table on a booth,
Speaker 4: I'm not standing it.
Speaker 2: I know the door, goy Lauren, We'll get straight in.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 2: Hey. The Indian Premier League is back this weekend. Watch
Speaker 2: every match exclusively live on Fox. Cricket available on Ko Sports.
Speaker 2: Before we get to that, I want to talk footy
Speaker 2: quickly and remember coming up this morning, your chance to
Speaker 2: win your way to gather around when you hear the
Speaker 2: footy siren give us a ring. But Mark Howard is
Speaker 2: here to join us and talk all things.
Speaker 5: Howie Ja Lauren Clinton love you to see your smiling faces.
Speaker 3: Well, Mark Howard, I'm distracted because it all like an
Speaker 3: area you got you got a pet budge there, Oh.
Speaker 13: You got Bobbie.
Speaker 5: They over the left here who's exceeded all life expectations.
Speaker 5: And I've got the dog here Jimmy as well, So yeah,
Speaker 5: it's coastal living.
Speaker 3: Bobby the budge is chatty this morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, he doesn't stop my daughters.
Speaker 2: He was very popular in the house.
Speaker 5: Still the dog came along, so it doesn't get as
Speaker 5: much loved the budget anymore.
Speaker 2: But anyway, can I clear up something just on the
Speaker 2: budgy because you were a bird man. I was a
Speaker 2: birdman back in my teenage years, Mark, which is no girlfriend.
Speaker 2: The guys give me a bit of crap because they
Speaker 2: used to breed budgies, but I'd clip their wings so
Speaker 2: they couldn't fly away. That's common in the bird world,
Speaker 2: right apparently. But you're asking me questions.
Speaker 5: I'm not that familiar with I just give it a
Speaker 5: bit of seed in the morning and let it do its.
Speaker 3: Thing, okay, which they just sit there and chip.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't do much, which is why the Dogs
Speaker 5: sort of supplanted him in the heart.
Speaker 1: To be fair, all right, let's talk some footy, howie.
Speaker 1: That's what you're here for. Is there any team or
Speaker 1: teams that are surprised you so far this SAFL season.
Speaker 5: Freemantle look pretty good. Yeah, I called them on Saturday night.
Speaker 5: I'm excited. I like bums on seat style players and
Speaker 5: when you're man Isaiah Dudley kick three and they look good.
Speaker 5: Tracy could be the best board and the competition alongside
Speaker 5: big Ben King from up in the Gold Coast. So
Speaker 5: Fremantle the ones that surprised me, Clint, But you know
Speaker 5: as much about this caper as I do.
Speaker 2: How he's good made of the show. Mason Cox moved
Speaker 2: over there to join the doctors. How's it going?
Speaker 5: Now, that's a great question because this came up on
Speaker 5: Saturday night. So they've got a couple of ruckman, they've
Speaker 5: got Big Jackson and they've got Sean Darcy. Now Sean
Speaker 5: probably isn't playing his best footage. I think you'd agree
Speaker 5: with that, Stannard, so I wouldn't be surprised to see
Speaker 5: Big Cox you get a run this week.
Speaker 3: Wow, Hey, Howie there's been again. It happens every year.
Speaker 4: Lot to talk about a twilight or nighttime AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 3: How do you think that lands?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a great question. I think it's inevitable. You know,
Speaker 5: I love tradition in sport, but I think you have
Speaker 5: to go with the times as well, and you know
Speaker 5: you're competing with a rugby league, et cetera. I'm not
Speaker 5: big on it's better for the entertainment at halftime.
Speaker 2: I'm not really too fussy about the entertainment, but I'm
Speaker 2: big on.
Speaker 5: Maximizing the eyeball. So I think it's going to happen.
Speaker 5: So standards says, just have a.
Speaker 2: Crack at it. Lauren hit the nail on the head yesterday.
Speaker 2: We're chatting about on the show, and I think you
Speaker 2: came up with the right reason why.
Speaker 3: I can't be I was at that one in Brisbane.
Speaker 4: Were you at that bny chance when everyone was up
Speaker 4: in the harbor the Covid Well, no, I think.
Speaker 5: I was locked down at that point I escaped.
Speaker 4: I was that I was in Brisbane for that game,
Speaker 4: and I said, Austrians can't be trusted.
Speaker 3: Everyone was so blotto by the start of the game.
Speaker 3: Everyone had gone to the pub and got on the
Speaker 3: beers and by the time it was also like steamy
Speaker 3: and hot that day. By the time the game started,
Speaker 3: everyone was blind.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's a reflection on friends in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was said.
Speaker 3: It was the heat that got us. I was one
Speaker 3: of them, so I'm allowed to criticize.
Speaker 2: Bring it on.
Speaker 1: I say, let's do it. Do it twilight first and
Speaker 1: then move it to a night grand fine.
Speaker 3: Good for the entertainment too.
Speaker 1: Hey, you just read quickly on the IPL. Jesus some
Speaker 1: cash splashed overseas right now. I know that you're you're
Speaker 1: big into your cricket.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I don't think a
Speaker 5: lot of your audience will be think you're right. I
Speaker 5: need to watch the IPL. But I've had the pleasure
Speaker 5: of working on it a couple of times. I'll tell
Speaker 5: you a very brief story to show the size of it.
Speaker 5: The first game I ever broadcast, I arrived in Metabad,
Speaker 5: which is in India, at midday and was doing a
Speaker 5: game that night. I've never seen a game of IPL
Speaker 5: and I was in a cab this is without a
Speaker 5: word of a light on the way to the ground
Speaker 5: and the bloke's like, mate, the crowd's not going to
Speaker 5: be that big tonight, and I said, well, he said, oh,
Speaker 5: there's a festival on, so we'll only get about ninety
Speaker 5: eight thousand people there.
Speaker 2: That is all you need to know about the IPL.
Speaker 5: And it's it's cricket, but it's entertainment. There's Bollywood stars there,
Speaker 5: everyone that's anyone. And you know Cam Green's getting paid
Speaker 5: four million bucks for twelve weeks. That's sort of all
Speaker 5: you need to know about the IPL.
Speaker 2: It's why Jason Lauren, Well the station brother, the Indian.
Speaker 2: Your leg is back this weekend. I watch every match
Speaker 2: exclusively live on Fox Cricket available on KO Sports. Mark
Speaker 2: Allen join us on the Egg and on you How
Speaker 2: thanks mate, cheers got.
Speaker 13: Tonight's on a conspiracy affair.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. A conspiracy affair instead of ACA, a
Speaker 1: current affair.
Speaker 3: You get it, I get it.
Speaker 1: Do you know why we're talking about this? Because yesterday
Speaker 1: I brought to your attention a new story involving the
Speaker 1: moon so NASA has canceled plans to deploy a space
Speaker 1: station in orbit. Instead, they're going to build a twenty
Speaker 1: eight point seven billion dollar base on the Moon's surface.
Speaker 3: You haven't been to the Moon since.
Speaker 2: Your trading mate since what's his name? How did you?
Speaker 2: Lance Armstrong's cyclist Lands Armstrong Armstrong walked on the Moon.
Speaker 3: From arms and buzz and buzz and buzz like you.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, you're so disrespected.
Speaker 3: I don't think they went anyway. I think that's that's
Speaker 3: true when there's no atmosphere. You and my dad and
Speaker 3: person because he also doesn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Dad is the most sensible man in my life, and
Speaker 1: he still thinks they didn't go.
Speaker 2: With Johnathan didn't.
Speaker 3: No one's been since them, So they went.
Speaker 2: Many many peoples That change your opinion on the situation.
Speaker 3: Maybe so heaps of people have gone to the moon.
Speaker 1: Not heaps, so, I mean, you can't just swipe your
Speaker 1: micon go But how many people?
Speaker 2: How many people since Lance did the lapse ONX on
Speaker 2: the Moon that he was doing a roadbike?
Speaker 3: How many people have been since Lance Armstrong went to
Speaker 3: the moon?
Speaker 2: Checking? Well have walked on the moon?
Speaker 3: Come on, since what year was that?
Speaker 4: That was like the seventies, sixties, sixty what sixty nine?
Speaker 3: The last six nine?
Speaker 2: Oh god went to the moon, the last moon landing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was nineteen seventy.
Speaker 1: Don't anybody start as well, No, don't start tinfoil hat.
Speaker 3: So you're telling me the technology they.
Speaker 2: Went they did. No, to be.
Speaker 3: Honest, Lauren, are you're changing your tune?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think just like And they say their shadows and
Speaker 3: they should have been shadows and the was waving.
Speaker 2: Space seventy there if we were doing the seventies, still there.
Speaker 1: Space jump, space junk, what space chunk stuff they've left behind.
Speaker 3: I hate space freaks man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. That we don't let that, you know,
Speaker 2: tarnish view on who's walked on the major I was into.
Speaker 3: Laurence Sanchez going to space with Katy Perry.
Speaker 2: But they didn't even go to space. They just went
Speaker 2: up in the hinder orband space. You can do that
Speaker 2: on a virgin plane.
Speaker 3: Honestly, that's space. Clint the Astronauts.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Police, I want to open
Speaker 1: the lines because have you been a conspiracy affair.
Speaker 3: Or any of the twelve people's on.
Speaker 13: A conspiracy affair.
Speaker 1: Well, tonight we're going to put Lauren's theory to the test.
Speaker 1: And also, do you have a conspiracy theory of your own?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: God, I don't. My wife? So what does she? What
Speaker 2: does she with the whole fuel? What she thinks? She reckons?
Speaker 2: We're not a shortage, they're just saving it somewhere and.
Speaker 3: Would be a bit of a conspiracy.
Speaker 2: A generator and an electric car.
Speaker 3: And honestly, is she doomsday out?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the one. It's the man cave and
Speaker 2: no one's getting in. It'll be me. Good luck out there?
Speaker 3: Hang on, how many of the twelve paper who went
Speaker 3: to the Moon is still alive?
Speaker 2: They would have killed you. Do you want to give
Speaker 2: them a call?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 3: No, because I don't know any embarrass them?
Speaker 2: Get reception on the movie World Moonset thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: to ten combiracy? Yeah, do you have a conspiracy?
Speaker 1: I like the ones where they say that the plane
Speaker 1: just disappears and lands on an island.
Speaker 3: Bermuda Triangle, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Isn't that lost? Is it? Is that a film? It's TV?
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 4: I actually, as a kid, thought the Bermuda Triangle would
Speaker 4: have a much bigger effect on my life than it
Speaker 4: ever actually has two. I just really thought it was
Speaker 4: going to cause problems in my life, the Bermuda Triangle.
Speaker 2: And I feel like I want to give it a
Speaker 2: who and trying to get through there. Oh, you just
Speaker 2: want to have a cray.
Speaker 3: People fly through it all the time.
Speaker 2: But isn't that boats more than pain. It's supposed to be.
Speaker 2: At school, they told us it was everything the triangle.
Speaker 3: Everything would for you. It's in the middle of the
Speaker 3: ocean somewhere the plug.
Speaker 2: That's where the plug carl is for the ocean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's suck you down, Matt to know the moon,
Speaker 3: hang on? Where is life? Google is the Bermuda Live?
Speaker 2: Google Tin hat wear is thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: If you have a conspiracy, give us a call. In return,
Speaker 2: I've got go boat vouchers to go, so two hour
Speaker 2: go boat experience. That's great.
Speaker 3: Don't take it near the Bermuda Triangle.
Speaker 4: Now you'll be Bermuda is a place, obviously, So the
Speaker 4: triangle goes from Bermuda to Florida to Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3: They call it the Devil's triangle.
Speaker 2: Do they It's called the Bermuda Triangle. They can't can't
Speaker 2: be doing that. That's us? Is that a different triangle?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: Who was in the sorry hang on, gin Z gen Z,
Speaker 2: fourteen year old producer. You've been to the Bermuda Triangle?
Speaker 3: Yes, I was in the Bahamas and I was in
Speaker 3: the area of Bermuda.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh you went to Bermuda.
Speaker 3: You didn't got on the boat near there?
Speaker 12: You're into.
Speaker 3: I was in the triangle and you're fine, I'm here.
Speaker 3: I mean it might explain a few things.
Speaker 2: Do they play that song Bermuda.
Speaker 14: Bahamas Jamica thirteen?
Speaker 2: Play it Bermuda.
Speaker 3: At the Florida.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. That's so thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 1: And you've got a conspiracy theory for we'll come back
Speaker 1: with Coco tinfoil hat on and you calls next that.
Speaker 2: Is the Beach Boys and Cokemo. Reason we are playing
Speaker 2: it here and.
Speaker 13: Over tonights on a conspiracy affair.
Speaker 2: We were talking Bermuda, I mean Bermuda Triangle, Aruba. We
Speaker 2: were talking conspiracies.
Speaker 4: We were because Clinton thinks that they're going to build
Speaker 4: a house on the moon.
Speaker 3: What are they doing?
Speaker 2: Not a house, it's a new season, but the block.
Speaker 1: So effectively, they've got the international space station.
Speaker 3: Right, and it floats around.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: So they're going to build a permanent structure on the
Speaker 1: Moon worth a round about twenty eight billion dollars, which
Speaker 1: I'm I'm here for.
Speaker 4: But I imagine they're building it, sending it up like
Speaker 4: the space station. They're just going to drill it into
Speaker 4: the ground, building it over there.
Speaker 2: I'm not sending Well, yeah, they're going to that's like
Speaker 2: a mccarmi kit. Get to work as a Kennard's on
Speaker 2: a planet nearby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I said, I wasn't sure that they actually ever
Speaker 4: went to the Moon.
Speaker 1: Well, the reason they haven't been back is because their
Speaker 1: priorities changed, right, so they started focusing their attention on Mars,
Speaker 1: on the space race, on you know, Shuttle technology, all
Speaker 1: this sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: So they just never station. Okay, NASA, stop yelling at me.
Speaker 2: Logan yelling yell at me, tinfoil hat wearing.
Speaker 3: Women get there.
Speaker 2: With the way, Logan Clyde, shut up. You watch your
Speaker 2: theory on the moon landing. My theory is the moonland
Speaker 2: never happened, Yes, Logan. Film in the island of Canada,
Speaker 2: and why why in Canada? So pictures incredible thought? Are
Speaker 2: the governments always trying to cut you off.
Speaker 3: So in the North Island of Canada, he thinks that
Speaker 3: whole thing was filmed because you saw it on Facebook.
Speaker 2: Well, it's on Facebook. It's got to be true. Thirteen down,
Speaker 2: it must be true. Welcome to the conspiracy the corner,
Speaker 2: A conspiracy affair. Sorry, welcome a conspiracy affair. Terse, Good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning. What are you about to tell us?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 8: Well, many years because I'm an old lady, many years ago.
Speaker 8: You probably remember the Hanging Rock picnicd Hanging.
Speaker 2: Out ye and the movie.
Speaker 3: Yes, in the movie they just had the marathon it
Speaker 3: Hanging Rock on the weekend today.
Speaker 8: Apparently. The theory is that if you put a line
Speaker 8: through the planet Earth from Bermuda, that that is a
Speaker 8: point of the Bermuda Triangle. So that's what they reckon.
Speaker 10: Happened to the girl?
Speaker 2: Was that on Facebook?
Speaker 14: To wait?
Speaker 15: If you put a line from where from from Bermuda,
Speaker 15: from where thinking triangle is through the planet Earth, it
Speaker 15: comes out at Hanging Rock, one of the points.
Speaker 2: Of all the places in the world that comes out.
Speaker 2: So what's down the road from.
Speaker 3: Us hang Hanging Rock?
Speaker 2: So teres did they fall down a crack or.
Speaker 3: Something apparently so there in the Bermuda Triangle with the
Speaker 3: plane that went to the Bermuda's probably from a point
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: Lots of things are in the tip.
Speaker 16: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay. We also had a flat earth a call through.
Speaker 2: Do you celebrate all things flat earthers?
Speaker 16: Me?
Speaker 4: I mean, it's completely insane, but I do love people
Speaker 4: that have convinced the.
Speaker 2: Earth is flat, but there's proof it isn't.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's heaps of brood, but I love people that's
Speaker 4: still are convinced.
Speaker 1: I think that was a raging success, a conspiracy affair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: It is just going seven o'clock. I find them all
Speaker 2: a bit batty, to be honest. Ah, really, would you.
Speaker 3: Go to space?
Speaker 4: Like if Jeff Bezos stated it again and came to
Speaker 4: us and said, guys, I saw you go to California
Speaker 4: and I've got an idea.
Speaker 3: I'm going to send you guys to do that thing
Speaker 3: that came with.
Speaker 2: Me to Brisbane And how did I go on that flop?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But that's long the space things like ten minutes she
Speaker 4: was in ten I would like to tream.
Speaker 2: Oh what was that quick?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's quick one time from movies, just like a Melbourne Adelaide.
Speaker 4: They why did you just become Britte not even time
Speaker 4: from movie?
Speaker 2: Do you actually changes depending where you're flying?
Speaker 3: Aren't you do it?
Speaker 2: I'm the same, Yeah, it is just got he probably.
Speaker 3: With Katie Perry.
Speaker 2: Thanks to Carlole Holmes. Twice a day we give you
Speaker 2: a chance to win five k. Let's go to Bond Beach.
Speaker 2: You'll hear Bond Beach cheering on the cats tonight when
Speaker 2: she's not paroling the streets.
Speaker 3: You're a police officer back morning, every morning, everybody having
Speaker 3: themselves on the mean streets this morning when I'm out.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 3: I love to see. Are you working today?
Speaker 17: Sure?
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 10: Yea on my way into work now pulled over, of course,
Speaker 10: I'm on the phone now.
Speaker 4: We have the police officers in here, a lot for
Speaker 4: prob the popo. As a fellow VIC police member. Do
Speaker 4: you like it and then come in or do you
Speaker 4: cringe and think, oh god, another?
Speaker 10: I actually love it. I actually love hearing him on
Speaker 10: and I love hearing your guys being so supportive of
Speaker 10: the police, because, as you're gonna appreciate, we don't always
Speaker 10: have the most people who are really keen to see us,
Speaker 10: but to hear the support from the local community is
Speaker 10: just fantastic.
Speaker 3: Do a great job.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, we love the cops here. Time to win, all right,
Speaker 2: let's do it. Okay, you can go an easy question
Speaker 2: for fifty, medium for five hundred, or roll the dice
Speaker 2: and go for five k. We're going big, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Here's the rules, Beck, you hear a question, you hear
Speaker 2: a three to two one, you must answer within that time. Okay, yep,
Speaker 2: got it, all right, good luck, back for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 16: Which famous pop band was called Caura's Flowers up until
Speaker 16: two thousand and one three two killing?
Speaker 2: I guess great. I guess it was Maroon far.
Speaker 3: I love that you had a crack though.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I can't believe we've got something out well done.
Speaker 2: I would have preferred.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Love Killing Heidi.
Speaker 3: I loved Weird too.
Speaker 2: Fantastic Melbourne or Victorian bandy Violet Town.
Speaker 3: From Violet Town.
Speaker 2: Hey, Beck, thanks to give me a crack mate, Sorry
Speaker 2: you didn't get there. Have a great day at work,
Speaker 2: all right, guys, great play again the exactly what the
Speaker 2: song said. We play again this morning at eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: This was a great song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Promer sister.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if you.
Speaker 4: Ever drove through Violet Town often if you're on a
Speaker 4: road trip, you'd stop there to get a little snack
Speaker 4: or petrol or something. It was like killing memorabilia everywhere.
Speaker 4: It was like the town at the home of Killing Heidi.
Speaker 2: We've got more of a chance to getting them back
Speaker 2: together than Savage Garden. Savage No, they're not.
Speaker 3: No, not independently, but it's about.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: No, that band is dead. They are not coming back.
Speaker 2: I just heard a rumor about you from our next guest.
Speaker 3: Wonderful great.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to find out what Shane Barry Crawford
Speaker 4: has told you.
Speaker 3: Am I going to be thrill?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be wrapped.
Speaker 18: Introducing our next guest, a Hawthorn legend, Brownlow medallist and
Speaker 18: Premiership player, but his most significant accolade is being Lourene
Speaker 18: Phillips original co host yourself player's Welcome to the show,
Speaker 18: Shane craw.
Speaker 2: That's right, Kids, WB is not coming back, but The
Speaker 2: House of Wellness returns for season or series three on Tuesday,
Speaker 2: March thirty, first nine thirty on seven and.
Speaker 3: Seven on We could do in Geriatric Kids WB.
Speaker 2: Time for a reunion special Craws. That's it.
Speaker 19: Bring it back House of Wellness Tuesday. That's right, a
Speaker 19: tonight show with a bit of meat and potatoes or
Speaker 19: a bit of heart and soul.
Speaker 14: That's what it is.
Speaker 19: But we had a lot of fun doing Kids w B.
Speaker 19: And I saw you guys overseas recently.
Speaker 3: Yes, we went to California. Have you been to the
Speaker 3: Super Bowl?
Speaker 19: No, but I've been to America with you. Remember the
Speaker 19: time we went for Kids w B representing We were
Speaker 19: taking on the US of A on those little sliding
Speaker 19: cards and we won somehow we did. We did a
Speaker 19: great job for our country. I don't think we received
Speaker 19: a medal. But anyway, as you do when your hosts
Speaker 19: on a kids show, we went out and got on
Speaker 19: the drink and we didn't realize the free pool when
Speaker 19: you asked the spirit.
Speaker 3: It wasn't our final done.
Speaker 19: Anyway, So Laura and I and there might have been
Speaker 19: one or two others we had a huge night, like
Speaker 19: we could not remember what went on anyway, that wasn't
Speaker 19: the next day we had to fly back late in
Speaker 19: the afternoon.
Speaker 14: Lauren was very emotional. We all weren't in great state.
Speaker 4: I called him crying and I was lying on the
Speaker 4: floor in the bathroom and our flight was at ten
Speaker 4: pm and I called Shane and I was like, I
Speaker 4: can't get I'm going to need to buy a new ticket.
Speaker 3: I can't go, No, I can't leave.
Speaker 19: It was but we had a wonderful time. We ended
Speaker 19: up at a karaoke bar when the standing it was like,
Speaker 19: we're not getting up there. And then sure enough, Lauren,
Speaker 19: before you knew it was righting a bongkst.
Speaker 2: It doesn't it? And that happened the first night on
Speaker 2: our American trip.
Speaker 3: Some thing's never changed.
Speaker 19: But the real case that we needed to try and
Speaker 19: solve is on the way home, I think there was
Speaker 19: three of us in an Uber and then Lauren's like,
Speaker 19: the next day, this uber cost me two hundred dollars,
Speaker 19: how can that be when we're just around the corner.
Speaker 19: So we did a bit more investigation and we found
Speaker 19: out that we actually went through the drive through In
Speaker 19: and Out Burger and ordered twenty five in and Out burgers.
Speaker 4: Twenty five Lauren, Yeah, well, I don't know. I couldn't
Speaker 4: even stomach one of them.
Speaker 14: But didn't you say that you woke up with one
Speaker 14: on your back?
Speaker 3: Stuck to me? Stuck I don't know some part of
Speaker 3: my ba falling asleep.
Speaker 4: In the next day, I remember I was so unwell,
Speaker 4: like this week could have done an episode of the
Speaker 4: House of Unwellness and Shane and I could have hosted it.
Speaker 3: I cried so much.
Speaker 4: And I remember Croft being like, there's a Chinese takeaway
Speaker 4: across the road.
Speaker 3: On go and get you.
Speaker 2: Some fried right, because that fixes everything?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And I ate it, grain by grain, And you
Speaker 4: had to carry all my bags cross carried everything and
Speaker 4: literally call.
Speaker 3: Me to the plane.
Speaker 2: How long ago was this?
Speaker 3: Because nothing years ago? Nothing has changed years ago, I reckon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can I seguay quickly? Because we saw the.
Speaker 14: We did represent our country well, you did with distinction.
Speaker 1: We saw the story recently with the Hawthorne players on
Speaker 1: the list, sorry, representing the football club with distinction. What
Speaker 1: anything happened on your sort of overseas season?
Speaker 19: You want to go to my very first foota trip.
Speaker 19: We went to New Orleans, possibly a little kid from
Speaker 19: the country, never been on a plane, really, never really
Speaker 19: been overseas. And then we went to New Orleans down
Speaker 19: to Bourbon Street where you throw the beads and what
Speaker 19: happens when you throw the beads at the women coming past.
Speaker 19: They revealed themselves. Ye I'm like Jackpot Shane No but
Speaker 19: coach of the Bombers run. He was only young and
Speaker 19: I think that might have been his first footy trip
Speaker 19: as well. We were told do not work walk back
Speaker 19: to the hotel because it was only a few blocks
Speaker 19: away from the main action Bourbon Street beat street. Yep,
Speaker 19: but do not, you know, jump in a cab, even
Speaker 19: if it's around the corner.
Speaker 14: Always do that.
Speaker 19: But him and another guy, Luke McCabe, who is his
Speaker 19: son now is playing at the Hawks. They decided to
Speaker 19: walk home, only to be mugged, get their watches in
Speaker 19: their wallet stolen the very first night. I said, well
Speaker 19: that's what you get when you're told to jump into
Speaker 19: cab exactly.
Speaker 14: So welcome to America.
Speaker 4: You guys were just lucky that you're so old that
Speaker 4: there were no iPhones filmed.
Speaker 2: In social media.
Speaker 14: We never used to get.
Speaker 3: Up to there was no body cab.
Speaker 14: It was all harmless fun.
Speaker 4: Well I thought those hawthorn was harmless fun. Also, come on,
Speaker 4: give him a break. What do you think they were
Speaker 4: so polite to the.
Speaker 14: Point absolutely like, seriously, the world's gone mad? Who doesn't
Speaker 14: want to jump in a sizzlely.
Speaker 2: I know there's one out of the front of the
Speaker 2: other day and I thought, fun, doesn't it? House Wellness
Speaker 2: returns for Series three are nine point thirty Tuesday on
Speaker 2: seven and seven plus. What have you learned doing this?
Speaker 19: I learned a lot of things this year. I'm taking
Speaker 19: on a lot of esals, past professionals. I went up
Speaker 19: to Brisbane last week and I took on Susie O'Neill
Speaker 19: a butterfly fifty meter butterfly race breakfast. I can't reveal
Speaker 19: how did you get you have been? Let's just say
Speaker 19: I turned up ready to take her on and thrash
Speaker 19: her in the pool.
Speaker 14: But anyway.
Speaker 19: You cover up in Queensland. No, No, I had a
Speaker 19: swimming outfit.
Speaker 2: Did you have like your speed suit on?
Speaker 14: I had bright yellow budgie smugglers.
Speaker 2: On outboard attached to the back of it. He still
Speaker 2: wouldn't have had a chance in our.
Speaker 19: Oh come on, you asked me what I learn? Well,
Speaker 19: I'm always learning so much. We have wonderful guests and
Speaker 19: we try and keep it bite size information. But where
Speaker 19: she had a lady from the Clitterati club on the
Speaker 19: other day teaching.
Speaker 14: All about the clitorist.
Speaker 19: Oh, I know, which I think. And she came in
Speaker 19: with a mold of a Clittorius, which I've.
Speaker 3: Never seen one before.
Speaker 19: You've got though, I didn't realize they're so big, like
Speaker 19: the mold. Like the molds, there's so much more than
Speaker 19: what we really think.
Speaker 3: So they're very complex.
Speaker 19: They're very complex. And the mold actually looked a bit
Speaker 19: like e T like it's a bit weird, but anyway, sorry, So.
Speaker 3: It was an expanded.
Speaker 14: It was internal mold as well of what it looks.
Speaker 3: Like, what's happening at that So we've learned quite a
Speaker 3: lot in that.
Speaker 14: Well that made me very speechless for learn.
Speaker 3: What did you learn about it? Besides the fact that
Speaker 3: it was well, it's.
Speaker 14: All about the thing.
Speaker 19: A lot of males think it's about it's it's more
Speaker 19: than just that little bit, the other bits.
Speaker 2: So what did you do with the mold? I put it.
Speaker 19: Down after a while because I was holding on foot
Speaker 19: for too long time to work out wonder it.
Speaker 14: Anyway, That's what I've learnt so much so far.
Speaker 4: Chase, Sorry, did you sit your four voyds down and
Speaker 4: explain to your children how it works?
Speaker 19: As if the birds and the bees. Still haven't had
Speaker 19: that chat with my night.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the Have you ever been to Tasmania?
Speaker 4: To the Moan to the vagina wall?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 3: Have you seen that wall? I have got to be
Speaker 3: serious you was fascinated.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 19: There's so many different types which sort of plows you away?
Speaker 2: Which one's your favorite? Don't that chain? Don't add to
Speaker 2: that house Wellness, don't don't take the babe.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you finally now you two should tune into
Speaker 3: that episode.
Speaker 14: What nights that don't get involved? There's lots of gold
Speaker 14: like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not kicking a house Wellness returns.
Speaker 3: For serious you in particular.
Speaker 2: Tuesday, March thirty first, is there a house? Nine thirty seven?
Speaker 3: What is that episode on Shane?
Speaker 19: Every week we've got surprises like that. Oh yes, great
Speaker 19: see you want.
Speaker 14: To learn all about that, don't you?
Speaker 2: Every day it works? I think school on school holidays,
Speaker 2: approaching good luck. You're going to need things for the
Speaker 2: kids to do. There's the Comedy Festival.
Speaker 1: Very good, very strong, but not for kids, not for
Speaker 1: cards their kids comedy there would be.
Speaker 2: You know what there is for the kids though, The
Speaker 2: Melbourne Magic Festival. Where do we sit on magic?
Speaker 4: I spent too many years doing kids WB where I
Speaker 4: had to go to the Melbourne Magic Festival regularly and
Speaker 4: have many magicians on one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and forty performances, forty different shows.
Speaker 1: I get sucked in, like I just really my I'm
Speaker 1: wowed by anything because I didn't.
Speaker 2: I can't get it.
Speaker 4: I it freaks me out, like it really, I get
Speaker 4: a bit fixated and it really annoys me.
Speaker 2: How do you do it? I've got a magic trick now,
Speaker 2: I reckon you will know how it's done because of
Speaker 2: your years of kids w B. So can I ask
Speaker 2: for you not to ruin? Oh?
Speaker 3: No, I like ruin?
Speaker 2: No? Do you have an assistant because I would really
Speaker 2: like to spin him out? Okay, do you have an assistant?
Speaker 2: Are you having a dart? I need I need your
Speaker 2: help to do this trick. Clint, would you be able
Speaker 2: to light?
Speaker 3: Don't do that?
Speaker 2: We checked it able to because there's no it's fine.
Speaker 2: What sort of cigarette is it?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: Just he's handing Clint and a cigarette.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not a smoker, you're not.
Speaker 3: He doesn't even know how to do it first time.
Speaker 2: Can you light the dart for me? I like, just
Speaker 2: light a little just for context. This is for a
Speaker 2: magic trick. I don't want to free purposed anywhere on
Speaker 2: the internet. But sure, okay, if you could light the
Speaker 2: the dart form, he's gonna go up like a fireworks.
Speaker 2: It's not okay figuring.
Speaker 3: Oh Jude, that's good technique for something that's never done.
Speaker 2: You knew exactly what to do, didn't.
Speaker 3: He also noticed, no cough if the fire alarm goes up. Okay,
Speaker 3: so is the fire alarm going to go?
Speaker 2: I've got the cigarette. I'm gonna put cigarette there for
Speaker 2: a second. Don't put it on the can you hold
Speaker 2: the cigarette? Hold you hold the those their way around
Speaker 2: the dark? Nothing in my hands, no sleeves. Can I
Speaker 2: get the dart please? Okay, you got all right? There's
Speaker 2: the cigarette, right, Nothing in the slaves. I'm going to
Speaker 2: make a little hole in my hand. Can you put
Speaker 2: your finger in that hole?
Speaker 3: Wait, you gotta talk into the microphone.
Speaker 2: You put your finger in that hole?
Speaker 3: What hole?
Speaker 2: Okay? So I made a little hole with my hands, right,
Speaker 2: I've now got the cigarette and I'm going to drop
Speaker 2: it in my hand. I'm going to push the cigarette
Speaker 2: into my hand. It's gone.
Speaker 3: Oh that's actually quite good.
Speaker 2: What do you think I want the cigarette back. What's
Speaker 2: got the cigarettes? And what's going on?
Speaker 3: Hand in? I know exactly what you got one of
Speaker 3: those fake thumbs on, don't.
Speaker 2: There was a guess, Oh, so where's the dart? The
Speaker 2: dart squashed in the bottom of the fake thumb.
Speaker 3: But when did you put the fake fake thumb on
Speaker 3: the floor.
Speaker 2: When he was lighting the dart?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: I dropped it right at the end. But when he's lighting.
Speaker 3: That was good, thank you.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that one are you're not supposed to
Speaker 4: put the fake thumb? Is what you get in magic
Speaker 4: Tricks for three?
Speaker 2: That's very good. That's why I got it. It's a
Speaker 2: mental is it?
Speaker 3: It looks quite good.
Speaker 2: I mean when you I didn't surprise that.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're supposed to do it with cigarette
Speaker 3: from the kids kids?
Speaker 2: I did the kids cigarettes?
Speaker 3: Did you line that one? Hudson like.
Speaker 2: I bought The thumb was my hand. I did this
Speaker 2: trick to Rihanna several years.
Speaker 3: Ago, the artist under my umbrella, and you've sat on
Speaker 3: it for that long and then.
Speaker 2: She asked if she could borrow the thumb to do it.
Speaker 2: And I think I think the thumb is going to
Speaker 2: stand out I didn't match, and she tried to do
Speaker 2: the trick and everyone was like, well, we can see
Speaker 2: the fake thumb.
Speaker 1: Rianna, hang on, Ella, ell Ella, Ella, what you're bamboozled.
Speaker 4: For six years and we've never interviewed, So you've sat
Speaker 4: on that trick for seven years to pull it out.
Speaker 2: Today and retirement And then when I heard the Magic
Speaker 2: Show was on, I was like, well, guess what's coming
Speaker 2: as Rihanna's dumb meaning that no to buy a new one.
Speaker 3: Jason Lawrence, I want you to.
Speaker 13: Take me to.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite times of the year. We've done
Speaker 2: it the last couple of years. Remember doing the show
Speaker 2: from Adelaide Oval and the sun was coming up, beautiful,
Speaker 2: scene was beautiful. It was just it's a vibe, never
Speaker 2: too early. Great Dog's Eye.
Speaker 4: Either a pie a Dog's Inn Radelaide, Yeah, Aid you
Speaker 4: love Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty six AFL Gather Around. It's a festival of
Speaker 2: footing in South Australia from April nine to twelve. I
Speaker 2: laid up the crew and hit the road with Toyota.
Speaker 2: That's what we're going to be doing. You can plan
Speaker 2: your journey at Gather Around af The Tundra we're going
Speaker 2: to check your tundra.
Speaker 3: Tickets to a couple of games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little night the winery. We'll chuck your fifteen
Speaker 2: bucks spending money.
Speaker 3: How good.
Speaker 4: All right, let's give this trip away. Phones have gone
Speaker 4: mad for it. Let's go to Frankston. Christine, good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning. Would you like to go on a road
Speaker 4: trip to Adelaide with your fam?
Speaker 11: I would love to.
Speaker 3: Well, the trip to gather around is yours.
Speaker 9: My friends, amazing, Thank you so much, no worries.
Speaker 2: You need something to smile about it the moment. You're
Speaker 2: a bombs fan.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I need lots of smile.
Speaker 3: And you's Barack for North Melbourne.
Speaker 8: The rest of the family North.
Speaker 2: The good news is, Christine, the Bombers take on the D's. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's very winnable. Yeah, you're going to have a
Speaker 2: cracking time. It's South Australia. We love taking the show there.
Speaker 3: You enjoy all right, thank you so much, have a
Speaker 3: great time.
Speaker 2: And then you leave the tundra there, we'll pick it
Speaker 2: up and we fly you guys home.
Speaker 3: A great idea.
Speaker 2: One way road trip is a way to do it.
Speaker 3: It's always fun on the way over. Oh seems to
Speaker 3: drag it really.
Speaker 2: Does, doesn't it. My mate got a bus load of
Speaker 2: his trade's and drove to Live Golf and I'm like, mate, yeah,
Speaker 2: like I think it was twenty of them instagat and
Speaker 2: he blowed up the bus and I think this is
Speaker 2: great for your workers, like good from morale, But just
Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to be coming home on
Speaker 2: the bus.
Speaker 3: No, No, it was quite somber.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, it's just gone eight to eight. Still to
Speaker 2: come your chance to win five K. And you know
Speaker 2: how we've been finding Melbourne's best. We're good at it.
Speaker 2: What did we do last week?
Speaker 1: Oh we did Melbourn's Best Cobblet, which was a raging success.
Speaker 2: People still talking about it. We'll move over Cobblin because
Speaker 2: we've got something that I know you love.
Speaker 3: This fellow and this one. I'm excited about it and
Speaker 3: we're going.
Speaker 2: To find Melbourne's best one or reveal what it is next. No,
Speaker 2: I can't The Great Divide sort of the right theme
Speaker 2: song for the weather here in Melbourne today, isn't it
Speaker 2: a little overcast? And during could be the tent Good
Speaker 2: morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: No it's not the tenth Actually the overcraft.
Speaker 2: This is over coming up your second chance at winning
Speaker 2: five thousand bucks thanks to Carlisle Holmes. We're doing five
Speaker 2: k twice a day, seven o'clock and eight o'clock. But
Speaker 2: before we get to that.
Speaker 13: We must try Melbourne's Best, not cross fun.
Speaker 2: It is nice since we did Melbourne's Best potato cake,
Speaker 2: that is all it comes up in my algorithm, the
Speaker 2: one aldough that you put me onto night Fish and Chips.
Speaker 1: I saw a potato cake the other day which was
Speaker 1: like a pizza potato cake and it was like had
Speaker 1: cheese and ham and the og in all of Melbourne's
Speaker 1: best is the best now.
Speaker 3: So today and this week makes sense.
Speaker 2: Hot cross buns much of a variation.
Speaker 3: I'm a bread bread club babe that I.
Speaker 2: Different.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's so many, so much twice.
Speaker 1: Now, so just on that, can we please extinguish the
Speaker 1: fact that, like I'm seeing Dorito's.
Speaker 4: What I was going to say was there was that
Speaker 4: Channel nine, my old well still currently my employer, your
Speaker 4: old employer. All the galleyes got together there and they
Speaker 4: did a big They had a full with crispiness, tastiness,
Speaker 4: Kate in wardrobe, whose great stylis and the winner.
Speaker 2: What did you say they're busy up at nine.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's the time of you to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: don't be a gringe hot cross bun hot cross bun
Speaker 4: at work. I think it's a great use of work time,
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 3: Honest, we're doing it in our work time.
Speaker 2: No fair point, give them a break.
Speaker 3: The winner of their ten ten hot cross buns was
Speaker 3: from eld but it was a carrot cake hot cross bun.
Speaker 2: I've only just tried carrot cake recently.
Speaker 3: So there's a carrot cake hot cross bun.
Speaker 2: It has got to have.
Speaker 3: White chopped chips and mix.
Speaker 2: Maybe the cross would be like the carrot cake.
Speaker 3: Maybe so apparently is phenomenal. I mean, can we And
Speaker 3: I've got one other to bring to the table grilled
Speaker 3: Now you wouldn't, Yeah, I told you to rogue.
Speaker 2: Stick with me just quickly. Thirteen twenty four to ten
Speaker 2: wearing Melbourne is the best hot cross.
Speaker 4: Break or if you've tasted this, now there is a
Speaker 4: grilled across the road, so we must go grilled.
Speaker 3: Have done a hot cross bun?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah that's Cinnamoni and the reviews are in amazing.
Speaker 2: I think we're sticking to like non liquids cross cross
Speaker 2: bun in its form.
Speaker 3: Let's let's make the Okay the grinches back, No, you
Speaker 3: don't want to taste it?
Speaker 2: Yeah I do. But can we have it with the
Speaker 2: hot cross We.
Speaker 3: Can wash down our hot cross buns with the hot
Speaker 3: cross bun.
Speaker 2: Okay? So is this the rule?
Speaker 1: It has to be an og hot cross bun, none
Speaker 1: of these iterations chocolate.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I just think it needs to be straight down the line.
Speaker 1: What is the best classic hot cross I've.
Speaker 3: Got an idea. We're going to have to do two rounds,
Speaker 3: the best classic hot cross bun and.
Speaker 2: The best rogue creative invention.
Speaker 3: The carrot cake.
Speaker 2: Made last time was in Baker's Delight. Half the stories
Speaker 2: the bloody hot crossun.
Speaker 1: So I would submit that the Baker's Delight hot cross
Speaker 1: bun is the king slash Queen of hot cross buns.
Speaker 3: Really that's a benchmark, isn't it.
Speaker 2: And you're talking raisins, Yeah, it's you know what. The
Speaker 2: coals isn't bad either?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. The supermarket ones great if you get them fresh,
Speaker 3: they're beautiful, trust me. The bread Club one is just
Speaker 3: to die.
Speaker 2: I find the chocolate one a little bit over the top.
Speaker 3: Well that's going to creative category it can created.
Speaker 1: But also they're grading a sandwich press, the chocolate one
Speaker 1: they melt the chocolates. Job gets stuck in the toast.
Speaker 4: Now, for any fire weapons out there, I think the
Speaker 4: microwave is the best option.
Speaker 2: Words for you, gen Z and your producer. We warm
Speaker 2: up cross buns one day and she put them.
Speaker 3: In the mic and then we fired her job back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we made a go sell hot cross buns for days.
Speaker 3: Pegged and we took her.
Speaker 2: She realizes now. She burst in tears every time she
Speaker 2: walks past the microwork. She came, she came back. It
Speaker 2: was an Eastern.
Speaker 4: Miracle, and she also discovered herself and discovered that you
Speaker 4: can put them in the sandwich press.
Speaker 2: On Friday night the Eastern concerts on my.
Speaker 3: Kid, don't tempt me with a good time, love it.
Speaker 2: There's a raffle Easter egg hunt. Do you know what
Speaker 2: there will be? And there's a raffle, and I think
Speaker 2: I think we're making a bonnet. I've got an Easter bonnet.
Speaker 3: I've got a girl's lunch on Friday, and then I
Speaker 3: could come to the Easter.
Speaker 2: Cars rollins coming in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got some ideas that then twenty four ten
Speaker 1: to join us on the line if you've got a recommendation.
Speaker 3: Best Roville, Good morning. Where's the best hot cross bun?
Speaker 8: There's a place in Harderberg and Temple So it's called
Speaker 8: Alca Bakery.
Speaker 7: They do the best cross bun Elka.
Speaker 3: What's so good about them?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 8: They're just fluffy and fruity, just everything the picture.
Speaker 7: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: Sorry question. Ye, raisins are okay, but I don't like
Speaker 2: when they start throwing in rogue bits of like Apricottons
Speaker 2: is in the creative Yes it does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that's those chewy those chewy bits of orange whatever.
Speaker 1: What's that orange stuff?
Speaker 2: When it's like apricot or something? Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Best hot cross bunny Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Laura Taylor's Lakes Morning, Good morning, guys. Hit us with
Speaker 3: your best shot. What is it?
Speaker 11: It's absolutely got to be Baker's delight, and the best
Speaker 11: Baker's delight is in Taylor's Lakes.
Speaker 2: Is it okay?
Speaker 1: So, Laurie, are you talking about the og hot cross barn?
Speaker 1: Just the you know, tried and true regular.
Speaker 11: No, it's got to be the chock chip for me.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're in the creative category there.
Speaker 11: Yeah, definitely, definitely. Plus my daughter works at the one
Speaker 11: in Taylor's Like, you're going to get the best.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, what's the rule with the stuff? It
Speaker 2: doesn't sell the homeless. I don't know if I'm allowed
Speaker 2: to say, no, you can't go to the homeless. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 11: It looks the farmers come at the end of the
Speaker 11: day and the girls just packed the stacks for the
Speaker 11: farmers to take away.
Speaker 2: The farmers in Taylor's Lakes.
Speaker 11: Well they all, well, there's plenty of farmers. I don't
Speaker 11: know exactly where they're coming from, but who comes toilers? Like, yeah,
Speaker 11: they give them away to the farmer.
Speaker 2: That's that's great, okayfe the staff is taking home what
Speaker 2: the twisters or yeah, because I made of mind would
Speaker 2: always put on fresh nuggets just before closing times. Smart clothes.
Speaker 3: That's a good business, isn't it. That's great business.
Speaker 2: Twenty four piece feed didn't sell? Better take that home?
Speaker 3: What a pity.
Speaker 2: Hey, we've got another one. Hello, Sandy, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: We're great?
Speaker 1: Tell us about the best hot cross bun in Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Yes, the best hot cross buns are in es Cargo
Speaker 8: in Martin streets.
Speaker 3: Right, they'd want to do it a good hot cross
Speaker 3: bar gold.
Speaker 4: This is a frindmaker and a Christmas they do the
Speaker 4: best fruit min Spart.
Speaker 2: Sandy.
Speaker 4: So we've also got almost French Partiri has been nominated.
Speaker 2: Awesome Home Jobs.
Speaker 4: Yes nah, I don't want a home job. We did
Speaker 4: home job last time.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. Pub life was the bread got to
Speaker 2: be commercial commercial.
Speaker 3: Hot cross bun dipping the bread all right.
Speaker 2: So we're going to try them next week.
Speaker 3: So you got to creative category, a.
Speaker 2: Creative category and a traditional category, and.
Speaker 3: We're getting the grilled hot cross shakes.
Speaker 2: And a dessert category.
Speaker 3: Now that one's just going to wash down the hot
Speaker 3: cross right.
Speaker 2: Well, but is it because it's a meal, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I've always said.
Speaker 4: A thick shake is a meal. We'll do that in
Speaker 4: the third break. We're doing a whole hour of hour
Speaker 4: of hot cross bum power.
Speaker 1: Glad you put hot Cross buns hit us.
Speaker 2: Up on our socials. Jason Lauren on instagramble post a story.
Speaker 2: You can reply to that and let us know where
Speaker 2: is Melbourne's best and we try them and crown them
Speaker 2: next week on the show.
Speaker 16: Let's go.
Speaker 2: Thanks my mate to Carlisle Holmes. They're the best in
Speaker 2: the business and they want to team up with us
Speaker 2: and give you the money. There, let's do it Melbourne,
Speaker 2: seven o'clock and eight o'clock every day, twice a day,
Speaker 2: we do five k. Let's trying to float some money
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 3: To Amy, Hello, Hello, how are you my aims?
Speaker 2: We are good, mate, We're good.
Speaker 3: What are you up to today?
Speaker 2: Amy?
Speaker 9: What was that?
Speaker 3: What are you up to today? I'm just at work.
Speaker 3: That's about the day. All right. Let's say we can.
Speaker 3: We need some cash quickly. We don't want to interrupt
Speaker 3: your day.
Speaker 4: We got three questions lined up, and I believe you
Speaker 4: want a medium question for five hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 13: Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Rule so simple. You'll hear a question, you'll hear a
Speaker 2: three two one. You need to answer within that time. Okay, okay, thanks.
Speaker 2: She's a mom of two. We're playing for five hundred bucks,
Speaker 2: and your question.
Speaker 16: Is in a bingo game, which number is represented by
Speaker 16: the phrase two little ducks three two one.
Speaker 2: Amy, two little ducks, two little ducks twenty two twenty
Speaker 2: two to.
Speaker 7: Thanks anyway, guys, I'm all bad luck Amy.
Speaker 3: Thank you for playing though, all right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 7: Thanks.
Speaker 2: I mean on the busk side, you're too cool to
Speaker 2: know the Bingo terms. I mean that's you know, Bingo's cool.
Speaker 8: I've planned something new, I've learned something new.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make Bingo great again? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That about something else that's were making great again?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, I think we come up with a bit
Speaker 2: of friends, all right, go and come up with one
Speaker 2: then bringing Bingo back, Bringing Bingo back? Hey, five K
Speaker 2: question thanks to Carlile Holmes returns tomorrow morning, seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: At eight o'clock on No Bar. You're on the air
Speaker 2: with Jason and Lauren.
Speaker 13: Line doesn't know how they build tunnels. I don't need
Speaker 13: to see. It's a Missouri.
Speaker 17: She thinks the moon is a planet and the sun
Speaker 17: is a star, so really is a star?
Speaker 2: Doesn't know? All right, So Thurday twenty four ten is
Speaker 2: our number, but Lauren doesn't know. In return, I've got
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Speaker 2: Great for the school holidays. You want to score two
Speaker 2: hours on a go boat thirteen twenty four ten. If
Speaker 2: you've got a fact that you think Lauren won't know.
Speaker 9: Do you know that waller turns into a quicker than cold?
Speaker 9: Blue is called Bluis because the oldest dog was a
Speaker 9: blue heel.
Speaker 11: I named bluis.
Speaker 9: Speaking was the word of the year. I guess, did
Speaker 9: I know?
Speaker 3: Six seven is the word?
Speaker 13: Jaden?
Speaker 3: I disagree with you, but I did know that.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is ound number.
Speaker 3: Yeah for Laureno, why don't I know?
Speaker 1: No, you're but you're just quickly. You're very well traveled,
Speaker 1: you're very well versed. You're very intelligent, but there are
Speaker 1: some very surprising facts that you just don't know, which
Speaker 1: I'm actually it takes my breath away because, as I say,
Speaker 1: I think you're very intelligent, but then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I'm like, NOI she's not.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I call you and take clean. Did you know that?
Speaker 2: I think? I think that applies to all of us.
Speaker 4: And you don't know either. But you didn't know how
Speaker 4: the tunnels worked under the ocean.
Speaker 3: They floated. You thought they floated between England and France.
Speaker 3: You thought that tunnel floated in the ocean.
Speaker 2: I don't want for you I don't want these tricks.
Speaker 2: Most which capsicums? Oh, well said, thank you. I used
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 3: Capsicum until three seconds ago, he said.
Speaker 2: I still practicing in the brain. Most most people think
Speaker 2: all capsicums, or the different colored different plants, the triple pack.
Speaker 1: I buy the triple like the green, the red, the
Speaker 1: green and the yellow.
Speaker 2: Don't like the green?
Speaker 3: No, you need all three Red's got some crime different.
Speaker 3: All the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 2: They all come from the same plant. No, yes, no,
Speaker 2: they're just in different stages. They all start, they get
Speaker 2: picked differently. They all start out green, then they turn yellow,
Speaker 2: then they turn red.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I disagree with I disagree with you because
Speaker 1: I object.
Speaker 2: Can I object?
Speaker 1: Because sometimes, Lauren, if you go into say coals, you
Speaker 1: see a red capsicum with tinges of green.
Speaker 3: Yes, so it was picked.
Speaker 2: No, but it doesn't go green, yellow, red, does it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It just can't.
Speaker 2: Where's the yellow in the middle? Green and red h
Speaker 2: all from the same plant. What are they?
Speaker 3: Where do they grow capsicums? I can say it in
Speaker 3: the ground.
Speaker 2: No they aren't. They start out on the ground.
Speaker 3: What is a segment called? Lauren doesn't know. Jase doesn't
Speaker 3: know anything. I mean are they in like we're in
Speaker 3: Australia with grown capsicans.
Speaker 2: Well, Lauren, that's a really good question.
Speaker 3: Well there's quotes it from the Canberra Organic Growers Society.
Speaker 2: Ask them Cassie on Thirday twenty four ten. Lauren doesn't
Speaker 2: know what you got for us.
Speaker 15: I'm just saying, if you have soggy celery and you
Speaker 15: soak it in cold water, it goes back to being hard.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't know that. There you go. Do you
Speaker 3: know that if you put hard rangers that are dying
Speaker 3: or they're they're wilting in boiling water they come back?
Speaker 2: Do you know it doesn't burn them?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: And it appearently you put them in a jug of
Speaker 3: boiling water and then you put plastic bag over the
Speaker 3: mother night and you wake up and they're sprightling young.
Speaker 2: Really are you talking like the stem not pour it
Speaker 2: over the actual floor?
Speaker 4: You put them the flowers in like like a vase
Speaker 4: of water. Ranges are those ones they're like you know,
Speaker 4: the big fluffy ones.
Speaker 3: They're whow one beautiful. There's often in Remember there was
Speaker 3: a woman Encounterordho was blowing up because people were stealing
Speaker 3: her hard drage rangers. Yeah, there was there was Crass's
Speaker 3: on the streets Canterbury.
Speaker 2: For ten is our number. If you've got a fact
Speaker 2: that Lauren doesn't know higher Loo, Hi, how old are you?
Speaker 8: I'm twelve.
Speaker 2: Do you know a lot of things?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you know that Lauren doesn't know?
Speaker 11: I know that.
Speaker 8: One day on Venus is longer than one year on.
Speaker 3: Earth, one day on on what vein?
Speaker 4: One day on Venus is longer than a year on it.
Speaker 4: So the sun it takes more than a year for
Speaker 4: the time to come.
Speaker 2: Around, then it'll be longer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Veen, I've never been to Venus.
Speaker 7: Not familiar.
Speaker 2: Many have Florens.
Speaker 3: Anyone been to Venus? You're the space guide today.
Speaker 2: Clean hurdeen. No one's been to Venus, No one, No.
Speaker 2: Twenty four to ten for Lauren doesn't know? There you go.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that, did I I don't even know
Speaker 3: how that was space?
Speaker 2: Fact?
Speaker 3: I take space. I hate it.
Speaker 2: What do you had about spik breaks? Beautiful?
Speaker 3: Because there's aliens for sure.
Speaker 2: That's yeah. Obama. Obama confirmed it. He said there was life, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean life can be a he said they weren't.
Speaker 2: There could be a fly and insects. Yeah, there's definitely
Speaker 2: things out there, but the US haven't caught them and captured.
Speaker 3: Them, and the US, the US the rest of the world.
Speaker 2: When not what you think Elbow is setting up in
Speaker 2: every fifty one standside.
Speaker 1: Alb parks where that big satellite issues, that's where they'd be.
Speaker 2: You know, we've got another entrant. Ye, here's Taylor. Taylor,
Speaker 2: good morning, Good.
Speaker 10: Morning, Hey you guys.
Speaker 8: Jo did you know that the end the plastic end
Speaker 8: of a shoelace was called an ag lit an a lit?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I heard the person invented them has made an absolute
Speaker 2: shoelace like the end of the shoe.
Speaker 11: It's from I weren't.
Speaker 6: It from the show?
Speaker 3: And I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Nah, I don't even know that show. The dude invented
Speaker 2: the end of the end of the shoe likes absolute billionaire.
Speaker 4: Really, they're saying we our producers are saying we had
Speaker 4: that as a five K question once, So if I
Speaker 4: paid attention, I should.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But hey, guys, it was this time yesterday we were
Speaker 4: talking about hobbies and things are obsessed with. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: got ches. You came up with the stamps. Stamps used
Speaker 4: to steam them off and put them in your stand.
Speaker 2: Roller blades made of resurgence, haven't they.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget the day I got brand new rollerblades
Speaker 4: for Christmas. I woke up on Christmas Day. I had
Speaker 4: gastro as if that's not a kicking Christmas.
Speaker 2: Day, Christmas, Wow, you're going to a bit of Christmas lunch.
Speaker 3: Yep, And I've got new roller blades. Santa had given
Speaker 3: me roller blades, and I was at my net at
Speaker 3: Margaret's house and I put them on the only time
Speaker 3: I felt like I had the energy to go outside.
Speaker 2: You've got to try. It's Christmas.
Speaker 3: I put them on with the handguards and everything, and
Speaker 3: I felt and she has quite a steep heel at
Speaker 3: her driveway, and I slid all the way down.
Speaker 4: I scratched all my new roller blades on top of
Speaker 4: having gustrow.
Speaker 2: But you had your wrisk guards on. That's important.
Speaker 3: I didn't break my wrist because I had those funny
Speaker 3: little wrist does.
Speaker 2: They are amazing for me.
Speaker 3: I had them when I fell over at the Barbie party.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we were talking about things that kids collect, and Jason,
Speaker 4: you were talking about kids collecting footy cards and your
Speaker 4: reveal that there's a secret to it.
Speaker 2: I know you won't believe me, but I have been
Speaker 2: told by someone in the card world that there is
Speaker 2: a way you can look at the footy card packet
Speaker 2: and know if it's got like a gold or a
Speaker 2: hologram like well, that.
Speaker 3: Ruins the fun of opening it, doesn't that well a
Speaker 3: bit of money there.
Speaker 4: I have been told by a secret source that I
Speaker 4: cannot name who's this?
Speaker 3: Were you so cool?
Speaker 2: Because you know the card worlds like a mafia out there?
Speaker 2: You don't want to told you. I can't say it.
Speaker 2: I can't say.
Speaker 3: I can't say the card world's like a mafia out
Speaker 3: of the It's.
Speaker 2: Not just the tobacco shops getting fire bombed. Dog give no,
Speaker 2: there was a card shop and got fire bombed wild Yes, well, Clint,
Speaker 2: it was broken into for a rare Pokemon.
Speaker 4: We ribbed him and ribbed him and him reserve you
Speaker 4: know if there's a hologram. And he wouldn't tell anyone
Speaker 4: because the card world is mafia.
Speaker 3: So I asked, I asked him off here and didn't
Speaker 3: I have my phone on?
Speaker 9: Ye?
Speaker 4: Note record, Clint, listen to this Jason push play.
Speaker 17: Apparently apparently apparently so it's the Blue Ones that they
Speaker 17: all collect and on the back of the pack, the
Speaker 17: way the seam sits on the blue ones the barcodes
Speaker 17: on the other side, and it's basically the seam doesn't sit.
Speaker 2: Like the rest of them. For some weird that's what
Speaker 2: it must be, thicker like it's it's but he said,
Speaker 2: when you look at the packs.
Speaker 3: He's cheating in the card game.
Speaker 2: No, it's you.
Speaker 1: Are ruining it for all those boys and you just
Speaker 1: love to find a rare card in their packs and
Speaker 1: you're taking them all.
Speaker 2: I'm just taking them off the kids of Melbourne. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not. You're hard hog. If the kids want to
Speaker 2: check the pack.
Speaker 3: Chee cheetah, I agree, he's a cheatah right, And then
Speaker 3: he made and then he said, if I say he
Speaker 3: said on day, if I say, who told me this trick?
Speaker 3: I'm going to get run out of down by the
Speaker 3: card Marfa. Who guess what else I got?
Speaker 1: We got the mafia here, I guess what else?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not hard to work out, but seriously that
Speaker 2: it would cause things like cha well, well well no, no, no, Lauren,
Speaker 2: I wasn't happy you secondly called me anyway, give my permission?
Speaker 4: Can you come in here in panel because I've got
Speaker 4: the other isn't it what we've got the without the
Speaker 4: card mafia's name out.
Speaker 2: Isn't it fun when the shoes on the other foot.
Speaker 3: Should we play it with the real name?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Is going to come in. Moby's putting a new thing
Speaker 3: on the wall there.
Speaker 2: We are not revealing from the note because I swore
Speaker 2: to the guy.
Speaker 1: Name him, name him, name him, take it.
Speaker 2: To the grave. I'm not selling out.
Speaker 3: The card marketer is coming in. He's got it on
Speaker 3: the wall.
Speaker 1: We have all the bosses here today. I've ordered him
Speaker 1: away from the panel.
Speaker 2: Playing it. He put it back on.
Speaker 3: Mabey, put it back on name him.
Speaker 2: I know you think this is funny. The tobacco was
Speaker 2: nothing compared to the card world.
Speaker 1: You know that the guy in step away from the panel,
Speaker 1: of the guy that comes away from the PA.
Speaker 2: You know the comics bookshop guy in Seinfeld. Like, there's
Speaker 2: all these shops around Melbourne with those guys in them.
Speaker 2: We're not not.
Speaker 3: Get ready to stake in the chair.
Speaker 2: You know what clin you can paddle you won't know
Speaker 2: where it is Melbourne here it is, is going to
Speaker 2: put it back on the wall. Ready ready to play
Speaker 2: on Beep beep. He won't play it down.
Speaker 3: Turn it up to who is his sur.
Speaker 2: It's not hard to work, but seriously that it would
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Speaker 3: My god, I mean you're up to Robbie Williams.
Speaker 10: You got tickets?
Speaker 3: Do you love Robbie?
Speaker 11: I do?
Speaker 4: I support ACT on the Australian touris gip has just
Speaker 4: been revealed.
Speaker 2: It's been out, kiddie. Well there you go tickets to
Speaker 2: yours enjoy.
Speaker 3: Much good on ye Amy.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite guests the guests, because we like
Speaker 2: to do mystery guests on this show. Robbie and else
Speaker 2: my mind. Yeah, it was mystery guest. Tears, Clinton my surprise.
Speaker 2: It was the final show of the year. There was
Speaker 2: a lot of tears.
Speaker 4: Now, now tomorrow we've got another mystery guest to the show. Now,
Speaker 4: last time, you two knew who it was and I didn't.
Speaker 2: Can we just pull back to curtain for sec We've
Speaker 2: been told by the producers that we need to come
Speaker 2: in at five ten am.
Speaker 3: Well we're probably earlier than that. The interview spots tend
Speaker 3: to be starts at five to ten, so.
Speaker 2: We need to be in at five am tomorrow morning
Speaker 2: for this interview.
Speaker 3: That really shows people how much preparation we do for interviews.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean obviously there was a little bit of
Speaker 2: pushback at the start.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: I don't like coming in early on a Friday or
Speaker 4: a Monday, or anything between Monday and Friday, to be honest.
Speaker 2: So Clinton I will be in. We're on from five
Speaker 2: thirty dream for half an hour.
Speaker 4: So this guest we're going to record before the show
Speaker 4: and play it tomorrow now, Jason, I don't know who
Speaker 4: it is, but Clint does.
Speaker 2: And I would just hate for you to reveal the celebrity.
Speaker 2: And then I would never no, no, no, but in
Speaker 2: the interview and then and I have to be like,
Speaker 2: it's loving to meet you. It's just not worth coming
Speaker 2: at five.
Speaker 4: I had a dream last night that we came in
Speaker 4: at four thirty in the morning for this big celebrity
Speaker 4: interview and it was Troy Cassidaily and I was seriously pissed.
Speaker 3: When he lives in Queensland.
Speaker 2: Well because the time difference. I mean it might be
Speaker 2: Troy CA.
Speaker 1: I mean it might be, but I was mad. It's
Speaker 1: scheduled for five ten, four thirty. So for the UK,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give up. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: give up geography. But I guess what what you could
Speaker 1: extrapolate from the time is the fact that they're not
Speaker 1: in Australia right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we are going to ask some questions Clinton,
Speaker 3: and yeh can't.
Speaker 2: I can't the worst male of female.
Speaker 3: I've got the worst thing that's male of female that
Speaker 3: is getting.
Speaker 1: Rid of fifty percent of the can say it's a guy.
Speaker 2: How do you know it's a guy.
Speaker 3: I'll just answer the questions.
Speaker 2: Guy guy, the guy?
Speaker 3: Is he hot? Is he handsome?
Speaker 2: Old or young?
Speaker 1: Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder, Lauren, So
Speaker 1: he's hot. No, I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: Now he's not hot.
Speaker 3: How many Instagram followers does he have?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: I know how many?
Speaker 1: Five thousand across all socials? About five thousand.
Speaker 3: And it's a huge celebrity hidding.
Speaker 2: Fifty million, fifty million? Troy Casadad's got fifty million. I
Speaker 2: don't know that.
Speaker 4: No, actually, fifty million. A guy with fifty million? Does
Speaker 4: he wear glasses? Oh, this is my game.
Speaker 2: Musician or actor? No, it's a bit too depends if
Speaker 2: it's sunny.
Speaker 3: Oh so wear sunglasses. Well, we're not helping us at all.
Speaker 2: Lead singer the Sun. You just want me to tell
Speaker 2: you it is.
Speaker 3: No, I want you to play the game.
Speaker 2: I can tell you no, he doesn't with this person
Speaker 2: is a virgo.
Speaker 4: With fifty million followers, English or American or any other
Speaker 4: country New Zealand.
Speaker 2: This he's well traveled. Can you can you just tell
Speaker 2: me that isn't the actor.
Speaker 3: Or a musician or an athlete. Give us a category.
Speaker 2: Do you know what politician has straddled all three? Is
Speaker 2: it obatma? Athlete has straddled all three?
Speaker 3: Magicians?
Speaker 2: Michael Copperfield, he's still with us. Cancel he's canceled. No,
Speaker 2: he's not canceled.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, one more clue? Do you give us one?
Speaker 2: One more clue? Okay?
Speaker 3: Fifty million followers of what would he be known most for?
Speaker 15: On?
Speaker 3: Come on, give us something and then and then we'll
Speaker 3: let you off.
Speaker 2: Fifth million followers from the UK.
Speaker 3: Now, but if you know who it is, you know what.
Speaker 2: I'm done? No, come on, I'm done. Sorry, come on,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 3: He gave us absolutely nothing.
Speaker 2: So he's in movies.
Speaker 3: No, and he's coming on to he was obviously promoting something.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you like Michael Boublay.
Speaker 3: I love Michael Boob.
Speaker 2: So do I. It's not Michael Bubler, So does this person?
Speaker 3: This person knows Michael.
Speaker 2: Booblat Okay, that'll do. That'll beautiful day the sun is Michael.
Speaker 2: Imagine if he popped up, he'd have fifty million. Give
Speaker 2: it all what it's not Boubla And I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: it's not Troy Cassaday.
Speaker 7: I haven't been.
Speaker 3: On Troy Cassadaily's Socials for quite something time. If he's
Speaker 3: got fifty million.
Speaker 2: Would be very impressed's got a few golden guitars? He does,
Speaker 2: he does, he does? All right, So tomorrow we're going
Speaker 2: to record this chat. We will play it on the
Speaker 2: show tomorrow morning after six.
Speaker 3: And it's it's not Robbie william It's not Robie. Now
Speaker 3: we don't him, would I do?
Speaker 2: WHOA?
Speaker 3: That came out both incorrectly question?
Speaker 2: But you would? Final question? Yeah, bigger than Robbie Williams.
Speaker 1: Like tall, Popularity is in the eye of the beholder,
Speaker 1: Jason sore not as popular?
Speaker 3: Is he taller than Robbie Williams.
Speaker 2: That's it? You've had enough?
Speaker 3: Do you haven't answered any of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well that's that's the art of a teas. That's
Speaker 2: the art of a tea.
Speaker 3: It's not do you know who it is? Have you
Speaker 3: heard of this person? Doesn't seem like it.
Speaker 2: I'm semi confident tomorrow morning we will.
Speaker 3: Would you tune in for that?
Speaker 1: Trust me? Fifth trust me. Melbourne will love it, but
Speaker 1: you too will too.
Speaker 2: I did say to Clint, find out who it is
Speaker 2: and just let me know if we'd be annoyed coming
Speaker 2: in at that time of the morning, and I watched Brady,
Speaker 2: executive produce, tell him and Clint walked out of the
Speaker 2: room and looked, when you're be happy to come in
Speaker 2: and chat with him.
Speaker 3: It's interesting because I thought that's what I said to Quin.
Speaker 3: We have the same conversation.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, go and look at our socials.
Speaker 4: There's a gorgeous video of liamb up there, one of
Speaker 4: the participants with my partner in painting.
Speaker 3: It's so sweet.
Speaker 2: I know they were great. We met three participants from
Speaker 2: GENU and we got to go splatter painting.
Speaker 3: Now we partnered up. So Lamb was my partner. Jason
Speaker 3: was with Jason, Jason Clint.
Speaker 2: I had bree gorgeous Now. Splatter painting was inspired by
Speaker 2: Ed Cheer And remember he dipped his toe in the
Speaker 2: art world last year, So canvas.
Speaker 3: Is on the wall album cover.
Speaker 2: I think he did. Yeah, maybe single covering. So you
Speaker 2: got the canvas and then the place who went to
Speaker 2: there's water guns full of different paints. Shout out to them,
Speaker 2: they're fantastic matter art guys, Wayne No Doyle.
Speaker 3: Doyle sorry, Toyle close.
Speaker 2: Was great, great teach a PhD. We've got the three
Speaker 2: artworks that have arrived because we went out and did
Speaker 2: this during the week. I haven't seen the finish pieces
Speaker 2: of us.
Speaker 1: They're framed, they're all canvas, star they're all done.
Speaker 2: We've got what's what's the correct term we call you?
Speaker 2: We have an artwinker in the studio who will critic
Speaker 2: and critic. Sorry so for the art critic.
Speaker 3: Now I'm wanting it's an art for my home. Maybe
Speaker 3: this could be its.
Speaker 2: World that thought bring in miss Phillips' artwork. Lauren and
Speaker 2: Liam so describe the piece.
Speaker 6: This piece is called Melody in Motion. It's a vibrant
Speaker 6: burst of energy. This piece captures Liam's friendly, chatty personality
Speaker 6: and love of music, combined with Lauren's artistic guidance. Bold
Speaker 6: strokes and playful textures echoed the joy of community connection
Speaker 6: and creative exploration.
Speaker 3: I mean it's actually really good.
Speaker 2: I will point out it's actually really really good. You
Speaker 2: can check out our socials. Chase and Lauren will put
Speaker 2: a couple of photos up in our stories.
Speaker 3: I did think that we went a bit hard on
Speaker 3: the left side at one point.
Speaker 2: But I mean it's quite abstract.
Speaker 3: What do you think about the wine drip the top?
Speaker 2: Like the colors. I'm a pink guy. I quite like it.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, next done, Lauren and Lamb for Lauren Lamb.
Speaker 2: Not bad. That was that's dried very well.
Speaker 3: It didn't look that good.
Speaker 2: This is this is a fun original Clinton, Clinton, here
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 6: If you would, blossoms of kindness, blossoms of kinds, and
Speaker 6: soft pinks and delicate flowers filled this canvas, reflecting breeze,
Speaker 6: gentle spirit, love of music and dance, and her carrying nature,
Speaker 6: her cherished toy simon the else Clinton Breeze collaboration of
Speaker 6: serenity and warmth, inviting give us to linger and experience
Speaker 6: the beauty of connection.
Speaker 3: Can I just say something? Were you dreaming of being
Speaker 3: in a vineyard? It looks like grapes well upside down?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that way.
Speaker 2: It's just like being a mister squiggle looks like I
Speaker 2: think it looks fantastic. I like it the other way.
Speaker 2: It gay the other way, Please.
Speaker 3: Not break.
Speaker 1: Producing non t I think it's I think it's better now.
Speaker 2: It's like its values increased. It's like a bank set.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was one of those ones when it got.
Speaker 2: Okay, final one.
Speaker 4: They're not happy that the team are coming in. They're
Speaker 4: very unhappy.
Speaker 3: Okay, the next one. Here we go the final piece.
Speaker 6: Rhythm and color, This dynamic artwork captures the playful energy
Speaker 6: of Jason and the creative guidance of Jays. Bold swaths
Speaker 6: of blue, energized by red splatters and bright yellow lines
Speaker 6: reflect a conversation between two artists.
Speaker 2: We've got a migraine.
Speaker 3: Could turn Did you turn it upside?
Speaker 4: I think that ways better. I think the balance is
Speaker 4: better with the white going to the bottom corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. The only problem is I put my
Speaker 2: initials one plus one. It's not J plus j R.
Speaker 2: Will They're wonderful, be fantastic.
Speaker 3: What are we going to do with them?
Speaker 2: We'll reveal tomorrow. The will reveal them. Well, we look
Speaker 2: to be honest. We were going to sell them an
Speaker 2: option them off for the charity. But I just I
Speaker 2: don't like the competition element.
Speaker 3: You thought you were going to lose that?
Speaker 2: Sorry, did you think you're.
Speaker 3: Going to lose?
Speaker 2: I actually think an's a bitter piece. Well, I don't
Speaker 2: think it's very hard to match a couch with that.
Speaker 2: It depends what sort of cats.
Speaker 3: You're right, we don't want to option them because they're
Speaker 3: all so good. So look, we don't want the competition.
Speaker 3: We want the joy of everybody being a winner.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren on socials. If you want to check it out,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, mister Hart, your farm.
Speaker 3: The pro heart was worth a lot of funny.
Speaker 2: Everyone loved that at I'm the artist. That's what we're channeling.
Speaker 2: Was it spaghetti? Whether you're looking for disability support or accommodation, Jen,
Speaker 2: you can help a GENU is proud to create genuinely
Speaker 2: inclusive communities. Visit genu dot org dot au and we'll
Speaker 2: put the paintings up on our social Thank you for me,
Speaker 2: thank you for the art, Thank you critic, Thank you
Speaker 2: art critic.
Speaker 3: Thanks queen, and well done to Jason, Liam and Brow.
Speaker 3: You guys did a great job. In fact, you know what,
Speaker 3: it was far more creative than we were.
Speaker 2: It was a nice, feel good day.
Speaker 3: That was so good lovely people.
Speaker 2: We're out of here. Maltra singer is in next guys.
Speaker 2: We've got Novas Red Room tonight with Dasher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be a bit chilly out there today.
Speaker 2: Rug up Melbourne tomorrow, Big International Mystery.
Speaker 3: Yes, one more clue as to who two.
Speaker 2: Chances to win the five K questions?
Speaker 3: No, one more clue.
Speaker 1: I'm out of clues, but you get a questioning singer
Speaker 1: or actor has done.
Speaker 2: Both Honestly, hand On ah Is is acting in a
Speaker 2: video clip the same as.
Speaker 3: Acting singer, singer A singer?
Speaker 2: Okay, is it Harry? Who is it Harry Styles?
Speaker 3: Is it Harry Styles?
Speaker 13: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on
Speaker 1: the Socials
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