Speaker 1: We've got get you every morning, every day day, every lady, gentle,
Speaker 1: Adelaides and hazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know you know me. I'm a very excitable
Speaker 2: cat and aren't And at the drop of the hat.
Speaker 2: Book naked, Yeah, it's like a good cup of coffee.
Speaker 2: Book naked, book naked. Oh, it's a lovely song. Naked.
Speaker 1: It's actually more difficult for you to keep your clothes
Speaker 1: on and to take them off, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's like a reflex in some situations. I got myself
Speaker 2: caught out a couple of days ago, actually in a
Speaker 2: very very embarrassing situation. Do you tell yeah, thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: jump on the front foot, air out your dirty laundry
Speaker 2: here when we caught naked?
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: when have you seen me naked? Oh?
Speaker 2: My god, football, it's a light the other it's glitching.
Speaker 2: What's happening here? So my wife Karra does a bit
Speaker 2: of stuff on Facebook market plot. She loves it, and
Speaker 2: not just selling stuff like she'd just give stuff away.
Speaker 2: You put it on there. If you've got some stuff
Speaker 2: that you don't need, you more. For example, we don't
Speaker 2: need we've got a lot of dog clothes, and our
Speaker 2: little dog recently passed away, so we're not going to
Speaker 2: keep the dog clothes because we've got some other momentos.
Speaker 2: So OKAA got rid of a few of her little
Speaker 2: jackets and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a bit cute.
Speaker 2: It is nice, But what that means is and we've
Speaker 2: got a very open house. And when you just sort
Speaker 2: of leave stuff out the front and people sort of
Speaker 2: almost they can look in and they just take the
Speaker 2: stuff and then they leave. Okay, sometimes if Dad's in
Speaker 2: a bit of an interesting situation, maybe they see more
Speaker 2: than they're allowed to see. And I don't know what
Speaker 2: Greg's like, but all the things that I need to
Speaker 2: do in one moment come to me just before I'm
Speaker 2: about to step into the shower.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's with that. It's actually less Greg and
Speaker 1: more me. Like you think of all the things that
Speaker 1: you haven't done the moment you turn the shower on,
Speaker 1: So then you've got to walk around the house naked
Speaker 1: to get everything done before you can actually clean yourself.
Speaker 2: Yes, we get it. One dred percent. I was in
Speaker 2: one of those moments, and at the exact same time,
Speaker 2: there was a lady who picked up some dog clothes,
Speaker 2: and when she started speaking, for some reason, I thought
Speaker 2: it was my son Henry. So I've walked down the hall.
Speaker 1: When you say when she started speaking, you mean on
Speaker 1: the intercom or.
Speaker 2: She started speaking out the front of the door. So
Speaker 2: she's picking up some stuff and she just wanted to
Speaker 2: say thank you for the dog clothes. I thought it
Speaker 2: was Henry for some reason, so I've sort of half
Speaker 2: walked towards it, completely naked. God Like, everything's out, just
Speaker 2: sort of basting through like vase is knocking. Over All,
Speaker 2: it was outrageous. A lady, completely random later, lady completely
Speaker 2: seeing me naked. It's quite a confronting situation. And if
Speaker 2: you don't believe me, the door cam video captured all
Speaker 2: of the audio and you can tell the exact moment. Well,
Speaker 2: she sees me completely in a state that she should
Speaker 2: never thanks Tara.
Speaker 3: For the dog clothes, thank you for the dog clothes.
Speaker 3: Than sorry, that'll take you. The Leader front door open,
Speaker 3: the Leasa front door open.
Speaker 2: While I'm in the kitchen highting, Oh my god, with
Speaker 2: my head in my hands.
Speaker 1: What just happened? So the swearing was that her the
Speaker 1: moment she realized or was that Yui me o, No,
Speaker 1: that was me.
Speaker 2: So my first reaction was a swear word and sorry,
Speaker 2: and then I ran around the corner. Yeah, this particular
Speaker 2: lady got more than she bargained for when she turned
Speaker 2: up and went home with a couple of dog jackets
Speaker 2: and a bit of tar psd.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what I love about this story is she
Speaker 1: probably sat at home that night and you've come on
Speaker 1: the Telly on seven years doing your little sport report
Speaker 1: and she's gone, I saw him, nor I saw that
Speaker 1: I knew today.
Speaker 2: Or even were. She listens to note and she's like,
Speaker 2: why the hell does he called himself horse? When were
Speaker 2: you caught out? When did you get caught naked? Because
Speaker 2: it happens.
Speaker 1: Yes, I haven't won enough. Hotel in Melbourne once hazy,
Speaker 1: when I was a neody tooty and opened up the
Speaker 1: curtains to the hotel room and book window cleaner, I screamed,
Speaker 1: he screamed. I think he dropped his squeegee and that
Speaker 1: was that.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that's happened a few times.
Speaker 1: I must the things that windows are thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: If you're a window cleaner, tell us about the things
Speaker 1: you've seen please. In the meantime, let's take your calls.
Speaker 1: And when you got caught naked? Catherine, what happened?
Speaker 4: Oh, hi, jerd and hazy. I was down at the
Speaker 4: beach with a few friends. It wasn't me that the
Speaker 4: friend they are in the water at Horsy Bay the
Speaker 4: way pulled the bikini bottom off.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The other friend come running up because they didn't know
Speaker 4: what to do. They couldn't get out the water. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, by the bikini whole bottom have been taken
Speaker 4: off into the face.
Speaker 1: Well who did you get But even if you've got
Speaker 1: a towel someone on the shoreline with the tower, you've
Speaker 1: still got that distance where you have to get out
Speaker 1: of the water to get to the tower.
Speaker 4: We can get out. Yeah, the other one has to
Speaker 4: come running and yeah I had to come up and
Speaker 4: get a.
Speaker 2: Towel, and then and then poor aquaman.
Speaker 1: Meantime, there's people having lunch at the Flying Fish Cafe
Speaker 1: going that woman's been in the water for seven hours.
Speaker 2: Wrintly clothes.
Speaker 1: Did you get caught out naked?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Look, when I live with the parents, their bathroom windows
Speaker 6: quite an awkward fight and it sort of looks from
Speaker 6: the shower which is glassed out into the backyard and
Speaker 6: the neighbor's fence is quite low, So there was a
Speaker 6: few times that sort of just turned around and looked
Speaker 6: over and here made a little bit of ike contact.
Speaker 1: Door.
Speaker 2: That's awkward. That's as awkward as a guess how long for?
Speaker 2: Like how long we maintaining eye contact?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Well, like, how do you stop then? Because there's no
Speaker 6: one to hide?
Speaker 1: God, imagine that clothes just looking up, going like, what's
Speaker 1: your problem is shaving my pits? Go away?
Speaker 2: You've never seen a naked woman shave her pits before?
Speaker 2: Grow up?
Speaker 1: That's on you. Hey, Olivia, Hey, how are you good? Good?
Speaker 1: What happened when you get caught naked?
Speaker 5: So I wasn't caught out like in person, but my
Speaker 5: toddler has become obsessed with taking photos of mummy and daddy,
Speaker 5: especially when mummy and daddy aren't looking. So mummy was
Speaker 5: dark naked, hobbled over some like the kitchen band literally
Speaker 5: looking like golums trying to get her ring and those
Speaker 5: photos then of course we're in my photo album which
Speaker 5: I was going through with coworkers at work, my children,
Speaker 5: but they all ended up seeing me dark.
Speaker 7: Naked, absolutely perfect so.
Speaker 5: Like any normal human being, I've gotten a new job
Speaker 5: because I can't go back, Olivia.
Speaker 1: What about have you ever, Olivia? Like when your kids
Speaker 1: FaceTime like the grandparents though, And I've had so many
Speaker 1: close calls when I've been naked and walked into my
Speaker 1: bedroom and they've been.
Speaker 5: Like, oh my, so none of those. I'm very very
Speaker 5: careful when they have my phone and what they're doing
Speaker 5: on it because I can't look back.
Speaker 1: You are now, Yeah, lesson learned for Olivia, Georgia when
Speaker 1: you get called naked.
Speaker 8: I thought my mum was at the door.
Speaker 6: I just got a shower and it wasn't.
Speaker 4: My mum was shover witnessed.
Speaker 8: Yes, and I'll show you what he dropped his books?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: How is he's like that's it, I'm done. I've seen
Speaker 2: some stuff. I've copt some abuse.
Speaker 1: There's no salvation for me now. Yeah, wow, Georgia, so sorry?
Speaker 2: WHOA. That'll certainly shock him out of his profession as well.
Speaker 1: Exactly all right.
Speaker 2: You get caught out naked more than you would expect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, lessen like for you keep your clothes on, mate.
Speaker 2: They can't make that promises. We're going to learn a
Speaker 2: less two or three more times. Be first the message
Speaker 2: starts sinking in.
Speaker 1: At least when you come into the studio, can.
Speaker 2: You okay, okay, I can't make any promises on that either.
Speaker 1: Psychics, let's discuss in just a moment. What is that music?
Speaker 1: What what have you selected here?
Speaker 2: Astrology music? That's what it says.
Speaker 1: Do you buy the new idea every month? And just
Speaker 1: like read your horror?
Speaker 2: Who doesn't live by the horoscopes?
Speaker 9: And so true?
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like either you're a believer or you're not.
Speaker 1: So last night at Maths, we were introduced to a
Speaker 1: girl called Madeline Maxwell if indeed that's her real name,
Speaker 1: so she might look a little bit familiar. She was
Speaker 1: the blonde girl last night, and she's been on Home
Speaker 1: and Away, where she played Amber Simmons from twenty twenty
Speaker 1: to twenty twenty one for a total of fifty five episodes.
Speaker 1: She was Dean Thompson's ex girlfriend, of course, as if
Speaker 1: we all don't remember that story. Though she's also been
Speaker 1: on Upper Middle Bogan Wentworth an offspring, a bit of pedigree,
Speaker 1: bit of acting pedigree on a few quality shows. Anyway,
Speaker 1: she's an actress who's given that up to become a
Speaker 1: psychic medium. She said when her grandpa died, she got
Speaker 1: this gift. She started hearing voices, but she said that
Speaker 1: has left her a little lonely, as she can imagine,
Speaker 1: people don't quite understand it. Anyway. This is Madeline getting
Speaker 1: ready for her wedding last night. He's the moment her
Speaker 1: spiritual guides came through and spoke to her.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so I didn't always have her at all. When
Speaker 10: my grandfather passed away, That's when it came in really strong.
Speaker 9: Straight away.
Speaker 10: I was getting like visions and then yeah, I started
Speaker 10: to audibly hear. It's like I'll get psychic downloads from
Speaker 10: my GUIDs.
Speaker 9: Psychic vision.
Speaker 11: What's happening?
Speaker 9: Okay, shut up, leave me alone. Seriously, see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They are they're guiding me now.
Speaker 2: Yes, hearing voices. I must be a psychic call. It's
Speaker 2: some kind of a medical condition.
Speaker 1: I'll but you can tell they're sort of taking the
Speaker 1: mickey out of it a little bit because she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: the guys are saying, my new husband, he's twenty seven,
Speaker 1: twenty seven. Then they cut to a scene with him,
Speaker 1: they go how old are you? And he's like twenty
Speaker 1: three I was like, they're setting her up for failure
Speaker 1: a little bit. Some of her castmates are a little
Speaker 1: bit skeptical about the whole thing, particularly Lauren.
Speaker 10: I am a beautiful, kind person.
Speaker 9: I'm a medium.
Speaker 1: It's a medium, like a closeline girl.
Speaker 10: You are at least an extra small And they were like, no, like,
Speaker 10: she's a psych.
Speaker 9: I don't know whether you've heard of me.
Speaker 1: Well, cerebrally, we're not dealing with the top shelf on
Speaker 1: this show, are we.
Speaker 12: Let's go be the middle to low.
Speaker 1: Let's go around the room and news her to Abby.
Speaker 12: Well, you all know that I've been to psychics. We've
Speaker 12: discussed that on this show.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 12: I think it's great. I go to them religious or
Speaker 12: not religiously, but I go to them probably once once
Speaker 12: once to two times a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, And you've got one coming up, don't you.
Speaker 12: Well there's a woman that all my family has gone
Speaker 12: to and this woman is just amazing and every time
Speaker 12: they've all gone to the gone to her, She's got
Speaker 12: everything right, okay, and also like, oh this is going
Speaker 12: to happen, and all happens. Her name's Rosemary. She's in
Speaker 12: the Marian area. I know her yeah, yeah, I'm going
Speaker 12: to go see her.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: Anyone who's been to Rosemary welcome your feedback.
Speaker 2: Can you play the gag on the psychic mediums knock
Speaker 2: on the door and they say who's there?
Speaker 1: And you go, well, you should know, please don't do that.
Speaker 12: That could be a Monday Joe Producers always standing.
Speaker 1: He's shaking your head at Abbey thoughts, thoughts, feelings and emotions.
Speaker 1: She's head at me every day.
Speaker 11: I generally tend to try and stick away from connartists,
Speaker 11: but you know, like.
Speaker 9: This conversation.
Speaker 11: No, I don't believe in it at all. It's it's
Speaker 11: absolutely ridiculous. None of it's real. Sorry, I know, I know.
Speaker 11: I wish I did believe it a little bit more.
Speaker 11: It might give me a bit of hope, but absolutely not.
Speaker 11: What's going on in your life at the moment. Oh
Speaker 11: oh this is going on. I'm going through a break well,
Speaker 11: I see hope.
Speaker 9: Oh my god. Thanks. And she was good.
Speaker 12: Then she would know that you're going through a breakup
Speaker 12: soon as she sat down, and she'd be able to
Speaker 12: feel your energy.
Speaker 11: And yeah, stalked me on Facebook, you know, like it's
Speaker 11: sorry anyway, you shouldn't have asked me.
Speaker 1: I'm quite quite the opposite on this front because it
Speaker 1: sort of runs in my family, psychic abilities, and I've
Speaker 1: sat with I'm not even going to tell you you're
Speaker 1: going to be like that. I won't even tell you.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm open's open.
Speaker 1: You completely closed off.
Speaker 2: I have completely opened up my soul to this. You
Speaker 2: say I'm a closed off operator. But come on, I'm
Speaker 2: letting you know what.
Speaker 1: I tell you.
Speaker 2: Now you ready, you're ready, ready.
Speaker 1: I'm tapping out because quite seriously, it runs in my family.
Speaker 1: My Auntie's a psychic. I have sat in front of
Speaker 1: her as the spirits have come through, and once once
Speaker 1: you see it, you can't not believe in it.
Speaker 7: Do you feel energy?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 12: Do you feel the energy?
Speaker 1: What did I say?
Speaker 7: What did I say?
Speaker 2: Okay? So you can feel it now, I'm.
Speaker 1: Not saying I can. I'm saying my auntie can.
Speaker 2: But runs in your family. So what am I thinking
Speaker 2: right now? What do you think I'm thinking?
Speaker 1: Right I think that you're thinking that I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2: No, I'm thinking about carry o'keith laughing.
Speaker 1: Well, Hazy. Our next guest is fast becoming a friend
Speaker 1: of the show. His show, What the Fringe actually is
Speaker 1: an Idiot's Guide to Wine volume too. Obviously Volume one
Speaker 1: being ticked off. Please say a very good morning to
Speaker 1: our friend Merk What.
Speaker 2: Hello, Okay, very well, Hey back for another installment because
Speaker 2: last year was so successful.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Basically my show is like lethal Weapon. I'm going
Speaker 8: to do leath a weapon one, two, three, then I'll
Speaker 8: do leath a weapon four, which will be needed to
Speaker 8: go to wine four and everyone will go, you should
Speaker 8: have just kept it at three, merrits, and I'll yes
Speaker 8: or whatever. It's back with a vengeance. It's a show
Speaker 8: that I originally two years ago I brought a needed
Speaker 8: to Guide to Wine to the Adelaide Fringe and I
Speaker 8: honestly thought I was going to do three shows and
Speaker 8: then that would be the end of it. That show
Speaker 8: is still touring and going overseas again this year. Wow,
Speaker 8: and yeah, I know. So then I had to go
Speaker 8: on write the follow up show, which is, you know,
Speaker 8: six new wines, similar format, but six brand new wines
Speaker 8: and six new stories about them. It's really tough to
Speaker 8: be coming back to Adelaide and it's doing really well,
Speaker 8: so I'm pretty excited.
Speaker 1: I'm always fascinated with these stories. Merk because back in
Speaker 1: the heyday when you were doing radio, if someone had
Speaker 1: to come and say to you, you'll travel the world
Speaker 1: doing shows about wine, what would you have done at
Speaker 1: that point?
Speaker 8: I would have said, well, look at least one of
Speaker 8: us is drunk, and I know I am, so I.
Speaker 2: Don't know.
Speaker 8: The funny thing about me is that I am constantly
Speaker 8: kind of changing and evolving and shape shifting. That's just
Speaker 8: kind of who I am. Like, you know, sometimes people
Speaker 8: call that inconsistency, but the fact is that I do love.
Speaker 8: I love new challenge, I love doing new things. I
Speaker 8: love kind of you know, exploring things that people think
Speaker 8: that I can't do or wouldn't do. I love surprising
Speaker 8: people the things that I do. And you know, that's
Speaker 8: everything from like whine to something completely incongruous like sas Australia.
Speaker 8: People just go.
Speaker 2: Who is this?
Speaker 8: Who is this guy? My wife often says, who is
Speaker 8: this guy? Why is he in the house?
Speaker 4: It's me?
Speaker 8: She goes, could you be somebody else? And I got sure,
Speaker 8: I mean we could a role play whatever you like. Yeah,
Speaker 8: but it's yeah, I love I love surprising people and
Speaker 8: keep keeping people guessing about, you know, who I am
Speaker 8: and what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: It also sounds a little bit like your wife's getting
Speaker 1: you mixed up for her lover. That's just what I
Speaker 1: took away from that, But I could be wrong.
Speaker 9: Mary.
Speaker 8: No, well, his name is Miguel, and he's a Spaniard
Speaker 8: and he's a chef, and it looks as a whole
Speaker 8: other it's a whole other thing. Less I go into
Speaker 8: those details because they're upsetting and hurtful to me. But
Speaker 8: my wife actually, finally enough, everyone goes, oh, your poor wife,
Speaker 8: how does she deal with you always doing all these
Speaker 8: crazy things? And they go, well, she's crazy, so that's fine.
Speaker 8: You know, it takes one to love one. No, she's good,
Speaker 8: she understands it. And also, so my wife, finally enough,
Speaker 8: is that she's a stemelia. She works as a stemelia,
Speaker 8: so she works you slinging booze, and so she loves it.
Speaker 8: She loves the fact that I know kind of do
Speaker 8: and it is guide to wine and tour it around.
Speaker 8: And I mean, sure she hasn't come to see the show.
Speaker 8: That's because I'm in it. But if if it was
Speaker 8: somebody else hosting it, she would love this show.
Speaker 2: She loves I noticed as well, you're still fit as
Speaker 2: a fiddle. Like what we learned from Sas is it
Speaker 2: you're a man who's absolutely on a mission, but you've
Speaker 2: kept that up.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm on a bit of a mission this year.
Speaker 8: I'm taking on a different challenge every week. So each
Speaker 8: week I take on something physical, mental, spiritual, or fear facing.
Speaker 8: And that's my kind of four cry this week. Yeah,
Speaker 8: this week I'm doing the Dreaded Nerve, which is a
Speaker 8: very very famous Special Forces Navy Seals workout which is
Speaker 8: pretty brutal. So I've been training up for that and
Speaker 8: it's not very much fun. And now I'm regretting saying
Speaker 8: that I would take on fifty two challenges. I'm just
Speaker 8: going why. But yeah, it's great. I'm like I said,
Speaker 8: I'm always looking to do new things. But I'm probably
Speaker 8: the fittest I've been for a while. You know. Just
Speaker 8: it's a massive midlife crisis. Let's call it what it is.
Speaker 8: It's another huge midlife crisis. They're just teams. I've been
Speaker 8: having these since my early twenties. When is it going
Speaker 8: to stop?
Speaker 2: Wat's an idiots Guy to one, Volume two eighth to
Speaker 2: the seventeenth of March is at the Spiegel tent. Make
Speaker 2: sure you got Adelaide Fringe dot com dot are you
Speaker 2: to get your tickets? Mez, we love having your mates.
Speaker 2: Can't wait for the show.
Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you very much, thanks having me on the
Speaker 8: show and look forward to being in Adelaide and enjoying
Speaker 8: the fringe. If you see me on the streets, say gooday.
Speaker 8: Don't touch me though, No, I'm only joking touch me.
Speaker 8: I need it. I've got abandonment these.
Speaker 1: You've got mcgai issues. Your wife certainly not touched you.
Speaker 8: You're not coming to the free stell. I wonder what
Speaker 8: she's doing.
Speaker 4: He's where you're.
Speaker 9: Waking up to Adelaide. What's the news today? Your post snooze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is where we wrap up all the hottest
Speaker 1: news stories of all the morning. Let's go to Abbey
Speaker 1: in the news room first. Can you start to make
Speaker 1: sense of all this Abbey policees?
Speaker 12: I can try, but I don't hold high hopes for
Speaker 12: hazy Okay, sorry, good morning everyone. So today we're talking
Speaker 12: about first home buyers and it's going to be a
Speaker 12: little bit easier for them to get into the market.
Speaker 12: So from today there's basically a new home start loan
Speaker 12: that's going to be available. It means that anyone looking
Speaker 12: to get into the property market can use a two
Speaker 12: percent deposit instead of a twenty percent deposit. So that's
Speaker 12: a difference of around ten thousand dollars for two percent
Speaker 12: or one hundred thousand dollars for twenty percent, which is Yeah.
Speaker 12: So there's obviously a lot of rules and regulations of
Speaker 12: where you can buy, you know, whether you're building that
Speaker 12: sort of thing as well, but they're just hoping that
Speaker 12: this will help get more people into the property market. Obviously,
Speaker 12: cost of living is huge. I've moved back home with
Speaker 12: mom and dad and I'm still struggling to save so
Speaker 12: it's a bit of a catch twenty two at the moment.
Speaker 12: But this, hopefully we'll get more people into owning their
Speaker 12: own home.
Speaker 1: So I was going to say, this is the best
Speaker 1: news for mister and missus Abbey from the newsroom. Your parents, yes,
Speaker 1: who finally might see the back of you at age
Speaker 1: what thirty four I'm gonna I told them maybe they'd
Speaker 1: be lucky if I leave by forty six more years
Speaker 1: at home, probably knowing me. No, I do have hey
Speaker 1: more years.
Speaker 12: I do have plans to try and get out, obviously,
Speaker 12: but Yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 1: It's really really hard.
Speaker 12: I've moved every year on the year for the last
Speaker 12: four five years, so now that I'm actually settled and
Speaker 12: can properly save, it's sort of helping a bit.
Speaker 1: But yeah, go to spare room at your house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do. It's actually full of kids toys are Yeah,
Speaker 2: that works.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the dogs would like that, Tanking Tory, Yeah, of
Speaker 12: course they would.
Speaker 2: Big shouts to mister and missus Abbey from the newsroom
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: News of the People's Choice Awards and Taylor Swift and
Speaker 1: Travis Kelcey have both won awards. Both, of course, were
Speaker 1: absent from the awards because he's apparently here somewhere and
Speaker 1: Swift's in Australia for her Eras tour. How can we
Speaker 1: miss that? Kelsey won the Athlete Award after last week
Speaker 1: taking out the Super Bowl with the Kansas City Chiefs,
Speaker 1: and Swift won the Pop Out of Awards, the Social
Speaker 1: Celebrity Award, and the Concert Tour Award for her Eras tour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good on her.
Speaker 1: They needed more awards those two because unfortunately the spotlight
Speaker 1: has not been on them enough.
Speaker 2: Did you know that? If you Yeah, it's just a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 1: I was being heavily sarcastic.
Speaker 2: I couldn't pick that up. Joan.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: If you look up Taylor Swift's awards, she's won something
Speaker 2: like in Collection with Everything. I think it's like fourteen Grammys,
Speaker 2: but everything is it's something like six hundred and eighty
Speaker 2: six awards.
Speaker 1: Are you joking? Wow?
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And also Barbie Cleaned Up. They got absolutely snubbed at
Speaker 1: the Bafters, but they won the Movie Award, the Comedy
Speaker 1: Movie Award Barbie World by Nicki Minaj and I Spice
Speaker 1: of course with Aqua, won the collaboration song Male Movie Style.
Speaker 2: Costly introduced to us Spice and we fell in love
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it when everyone went who's that girl? At the
Speaker 1: super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Like a Bobby Wow.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I won't go on to read the rest. But
Speaker 1: Adam Sandler actually won award, which was pretty funny. He
Speaker 1: said that his agent told him that he won the
Speaker 1: Sexiest Man Alive Award. He did not win that, obviously,
Speaker 1: and he said, he said, I would like you to
Speaker 1: thank you for recognizing me as the man who made
Speaker 1: our entire country the horniest this year. Good on like that?
Speaker 2: That was two very lighthearted stories. Quite seriously, we're straight
Speaker 2: up for a second. The stuff that's happening in the
Speaker 2: AFL right now with Taron Thomas is absolutely outrageous. So
Speaker 2: this is a young bloke who plays for North Meloman.
Speaker 2: He's a midfielder. He's under fresh investigation by the league
Speaker 2: over allegations of domestic violence. This is in January, so
Speaker 2: it was reported, yes today that potentially he's going to
Speaker 2: get an eighteen week ban, okay, but the league has
Speaker 2: come out and said we haven't come up with a
Speaker 2: conclusion yet. It might be that much, it might be more,
Speaker 2: but still this is going to be one of the
Speaker 2: big moments in the AFL over the last well, I
Speaker 2: can't think of a biggest suspension. Yeah, if it is
Speaker 2: eighteen weeks.
Speaker 1: And okay, well, I don't know the ins and outs
Speaker 1: of this story. But if he is in fact found
Speaker 1: guilty for this offense, then I do hope that the
Speaker 1: AFL send a message to the male community that domestic
Speaker 1: violence is not okay under any circumstances. Ever, and I
Speaker 1: don't think as a society we're hard enough on it.
Speaker 1: I think it's an absolute scourge in Australia. That one
Speaker 1: in three women die at the hands of men each
Speaker 1: and every single week. So if this is the AFL's
Speaker 1: opportunity to stand up and say absolutely not on our watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think as well that he's going to
Speaker 2: be off contract.
Speaker 1: Next year yep.
Speaker 2: So if he gets wiped out for basically the entire season,
Speaker 2: and can say that as well, it's not a solo incident, right,
Speaker 2: a new allegation, So that's when and it's really really
Speaker 2: going into different territories yep. But look, you think that
Speaker 2: he would not get a contract somewhere else, no, which
Speaker 2: is exactly the message it should be put out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, I agree.
Speaker 2: So there you go. That is your post snooze news
Speaker 2: six fifteen Venda machine at not too far Away Joe's.
Speaker 2: You've got a little fresh question for us.
Speaker 1: Certainly.
Speaker 2: It's such a good run with the prizes and everything
Speaker 2: as well, if we keep that going for a Tuesday, this.
Speaker 1: Question is fresh out than the oven. It's like a
Speaker 1: new batch.
Speaker 8: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Can I take a bite?
Speaker 1: No, don't touch my food?
Speaker 2: Drop it next dating these days in Australia tough. It's
Speaker 2: not an easy feels and we've got news red to
Speaker 2: abbey in as well, Jos. That tell us how tough
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's it like out there? Is it a jungle?
Speaker 1: It is an absolute show, is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. As a new dating trend, it's taken off
Speaker 2: with young people force themselves out of bed before sunrise
Speaker 2: just so they can participate. Young people are signing up
Speaker 2: to local running clubs in an attempt to find love.
Speaker 7: What do you even mean?
Speaker 2: That's where it's at that day particular reason had to
Speaker 2: start and go for a little Yeah, he did Forest
Speaker 2: because you're trying to find the love your life, and
Speaker 2: that was Jenny. And then she would mercilessly cheat on you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you'd just be like, I still.
Speaker 1: Love you, Jenny, Okay, don't don't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't She was pretty awful to him.
Speaker 1: Don't do what you normally do to the forest Jenny
Speaker 1: love story and that's absolutely you know what on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's not get sidetracked. It's not a great love stow.
Speaker 1: Let's get they had a baby in the end and
Speaker 1: it was really nice.
Speaker 2: And the baby's like, I don't even know the father is. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Let's talk about the timeline of online dating, because a
Speaker 2: started back in twenty twelve on Tinder, and Tinder just
Speaker 2: revolutionized everything. Yeah, in terms of online dating.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So now, so that's going from people meeting at clubs
Speaker 2: and pubs to now people feeling more comfortable approaching someone
Speaker 2: online rather than real life. Is that where you stand
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: Apps?
Speaker 12: Yeah, Look, you're frustrated me. You go out, you're sitting
Speaker 12: at the pub or something, and literally men are on
Speaker 12: their phone swiping left and right, and you think, like,
Speaker 12: I'm here in these women. More than likely it could
Speaker 12: be in front of you. But I did actually do
Speaker 12: a story about this a few weeks ago or months now. Essentially,
Speaker 12: there's this big change of people getting rid of dating
Speaker 12: apps and they want to go down the traditional way
Speaker 12: of meeting someone. And I've seen, for example, posts on Facebook.
Speaker 12: So I'm in different groups on Facebook and they'll go, hi, guys,
Speaker 12: just putting it out there. I've got a friend who single,
Speaker 12: and you know, blah blah blah. So people are turning
Speaker 12: back to the more traditional ways of meeting someone.
Speaker 1: That's okay to play Devil's advocate. That's still social media.
Speaker 12: I know it's still social media, but it's like meeting
Speaker 12: trying to meet through people and trying to set them up. Yeah,
Speaker 12: so I know it's still social media, but it's different
Speaker 12: to it's different from the apps.
Speaker 1: I say, go for it.
Speaker 12: If you can find something that you like, you know,
Speaker 12: going to the gym, running all that sort of thing,
Speaker 12: what a great way to meet someone you can't interest.
Speaker 2: Then I just so, I'm not sure. So women have
Speaker 2: said online Virus survey that they have decided to on
Speaker 2: run groups not just for a sense of community, which
Speaker 2: makes sense because that's where they want to meet someone.
Speaker 2: I would have thought that when you do an exercise
Speaker 2: and when you're running it's particularly six o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: doesn't it feel like when you're maybe at your worst. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but you'll beat your best after you run, so
Speaker 12: the endorphans will be pumping and you'll be It's like
Speaker 12: when I go to the gym and you finish your
Speaker 12: class and you really don't want to be there, but
Speaker 12: you finish your class and you just feel great and
Speaker 12: you're a right asshole before the class, and then sometimes
Speaker 12: you know, a few of you go and grab a
Speaker 12: coffee and then maybe someone single goes and grabs a
Speaker 12: coffee too, and off you.
Speaker 2: Go and That's why the quote on Abby's baio is
Speaker 2: if you can't handle my worst, you don't deserve it
Speaker 2: my best. Of course, how was it.
Speaker 12: They do call me a modern day Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not about to launch into having a crack.
Speaker 2: But what was it like back in your day? It
Speaker 2: was face to face? Wasn't it just like me? Face
Speaker 2: to face? And at worse you'd have to call it
Speaker 2: the landline?
Speaker 9: Okay, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This feels like an attack coming. It's right, Well, I
Speaker 1: feel psychic.
Speaker 7: Don't wink at her. Don't wink at her.
Speaker 1: Did you have to send messages?
Speaker 2: Did you go here?
Speaker 4: We go?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Well? I got married for the second time in two
Speaker 1: thousand and eleven, so I and I was single for
Speaker 1: a period in between marriages, and there was none of that.
Speaker 1: There was no social media, there was no Tinder, there
Speaker 1: was there was nothing like that. It was just the
Speaker 1: good old fashioned traditional way of going out and getting
Speaker 1: drunk and meeting someone at a bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is what I'm saying is, can't we just go
Speaker 2: back to the good old fashion days and picture this
Speaker 2: two thousand and eight? All right, you're scrolling along Facebook
Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, You've got a little poke
Speaker 2: from Andrew Hayes, and then we go from you.
Speaker 1: And I to this day do not know how to
Speaker 1: respond to one of those pokes.
Speaker 2: What I used to do?
Speaker 5: That go?
Speaker 2: I think I would have pursue her poke. Now we
Speaker 2: play the waiting.
Speaker 1: Do we're still what it's two thousand exhibitor?
Speaker 2: Hey, if you're on that nice and loose, ready to go, relax?
Speaker 1: Do you know when songs the song song song comes up?
Speaker 1: I have to move my chair because remember that time, gosh,
Speaker 1: I jumped in the air and landed on the foot
Speaker 1: of the chair and rolled my ankle. I could remove
Speaker 1: all physical things from my space when I play.
Speaker 2: This competition felt like a sack of potatoes, didn't you
Speaker 2: a big old sack of potato.
Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't have used that comparison. But you are you,
Speaker 1: so you do you?
Speaker 2: What vegetable would you like to be in this particular sack?
Speaker 1: I want to be a skinny piece of celery, Thank.
Speaker 2: You, skinny piece of good morning to you? Produce is owing?
Speaker 9: Good morning?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 9: Guys?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 7: Very tight?
Speaker 9: Can we get it quite literally? A drawer?
Speaker 1: We understand the magnitude today, Gratian.
Speaker 9: It's exciting.
Speaker 2: Could be a draw that we've had a draw before.
Speaker 11: It could be we could say it a drawing. It's
Speaker 11: gonna be the same as all So three nova hits
Speaker 11: and three or chestralized. You've got to guess for Team
Speaker 11: Hazy today. Carry Shadow Park, Hi, Kerry and good hell you,
Speaker 11: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Carry You've chosen the right So I congratulations first and foremost.
Speaker 9: Tim Jody his Brook from Mansfield Park.
Speaker 1: Rocky, Hi, Hi, I will try my best. I'll try
Speaker 1: to keep composed and I'll try to quell the anxiety
Speaker 1: that's swelling in my stomach. Okay, we all have spoken.
Speaker 9: Joes are unwellings.
Speaker 11: All right, same as always, best of three, steady nerves.
Speaker 9: So number one please ago.
Speaker 1: That's young Blood, bye summer. It is.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's young Blood. By my god, that's young Blade bye.
Speaker 2: Five second?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, we pros.
Speaker 2: How many seconds in summer.
Speaker 1: Are you rolling?
Speaker 9: Five hundred.
Speaker 2: Seconds of summer?
Speaker 9: It's so keen for you to win. I'll just go
Speaker 9: with anything.
Speaker 1: Oh I got so excited.
Speaker 11: So sorry, that was amazing seconds of summer.
Speaker 2: Fifty seconds of very generous with the summer time.
Speaker 9: What is the right idea? Jakes in it.
Speaker 2: Gave the lads an extra forty five seconds.
Speaker 11: Well that brings it to one meal, a hazy but
Speaker 11: redemption for both of us.
Speaker 9: Jones and some number two some two.
Speaker 7: Past Joney, I'll go on, wake me up a beach.
Speaker 2: Shop.
Speaker 7: Very sharp.
Speaker 9: We call it a drop.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with it.
Speaker 9: I know I can see it in her eyes. But no,
Speaker 9: we've got to go to the tie breaker.
Speaker 2: I know who it's by.
Speaker 1: Come on, Jody.
Speaker 7: That's like a dream a vampire Olivia Rodrigua.
Speaker 9: She's won.
Speaker 2: So god, Joe, it's the best moment.
Speaker 8: You're alive.
Speaker 9: Jody.
Speaker 2: There you broke.
Speaker 7: Congratulations Rookie, amazing Brookie. We did it. We did it together.
Speaker 9: Joe's that puts you in the lead for three for
Speaker 9: songs of song, song song.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Look at you go.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's so patronizing, very sharp, Jos goodness me
Speaker 1: rough start with fifty seconds of.
Speaker 9: Not good by me. But yes, Jody, I was just
Speaker 9: manifesting win and you're welcome.
Speaker 1: That was such a rollercoaster because you were like.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: And then when you disappointed me, sit down.
Speaker 9: That's fine.
Speaker 2: Faster part. You're worth one hundred bucks coming you away. Congratulations. Incredible.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, go to your legend. Oh thanks
Speaker 1: for being on my team and having some faith.
Speaker 2: Where I had done in myself good and the positive
Speaker 2: come from me is Jody's in a good mood now
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 8: We're going back in time on this Daisy in time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Tuesday edition of On This Daisy where we
Speaker 2: just stoke up throwing a coal on this engine and
Speaker 2: we just cruised down the highway at one hundred and
Speaker 2: sixty miles.
Speaker 1: An hour, and every now and then we let out
Speaker 1: a little door door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't hear it, tho, because we're going too
Speaker 2: quick on this days. You're back in nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 2: That's Tuesday, the twentieth February. The Great Rhianna was born
Speaker 2: in Barbados.
Speaker 1: She's thirty sixth is she only thirty six? That is
Speaker 1: outrageous what that woman has achieved.
Speaker 2: It's a ridiculous, son. It's like, oh, no, she's been
Speaker 2: doing this for I don't know, four or five decades. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: she's only into her fourth decade.
Speaker 1: Well do you know what that means? She was singing
Speaker 1: about S and M when she was in her twenties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, okay, Rianna. I just hold the horses action
Speaker 2: only do whatever you want. Humbrella great song too, but
Speaker 2: one of those songs when you hear it done acoustically, Yeah, gorgeous,
Speaker 2: really nice track. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Do you want to sing it? Is that where you're going?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I've heard Guy Sebastian do a version of him four
Speaker 2: quite seriously really good. Two thousand and three, Olivia Rodrigo,
Speaker 2: who was born in California.
Speaker 7: Is twenty four.
Speaker 1: She's young at going on with these high achievers.
Speaker 2: And Olivia Rodrigo has been through a little bit of heartbreak,
Speaker 2: that much we know. And she's not bitter about it
Speaker 2: at all. Yes she is. She's angry, angry, young lady.
Speaker 1: Channel that angst into beautiful love songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or take up a boxing class, yeah, he either
Speaker 2: work the bags.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Love one song on feb twentieth in two thousand and
Speaker 2: four with You by Jessica Simpson. What are the great songs?
Speaker 2: I turn this up and sing it at the top
Speaker 2: of your lungs.
Speaker 1: Why did she stop making music?
Speaker 9: I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: Because she couldn't work out the difference between June or
Speaker 1: a chicken.
Speaker 2: There you go. That's a funny where you go with that,