WEBVTT - 🐴 Hayesy Got Caught Naked By A Stranger AND He Got It On Camera! 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:04.080 We've got get you every morning, every day day, every lady, gentle, 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:05.960 Adelaides and hazy. 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:09.120 I don't know you know me. I'm a very excitable 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.319 cat and aren't And at the drop of the hat. 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:14.120 Book naked, Yeah, it's like a good cup of coffee. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.760 Book naked, book naked. Oh, it's a lovely song. Naked. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:20.120 It's actually more difficult for you to keep your clothes 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:21.640 on and to take them off, isn't it. 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:25.000 It's like a reflex in some situations. I got myself 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:27.400 caught out a couple of days ago, actually in a 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:31.120 very very embarrassing situation. Do you tell yeah, thirteen twenty fourteen, 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.760 jump on the front foot, air out your dirty laundry 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:34.840 here when we caught naked? 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:36.479 I thought you were going to say, thirteen twenty four ten, 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:39.040 when have you seen me naked? Oh? 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:41.920 My god, football, it's a light the other it's glitching. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:45.279 What's happening here? So my wife Karra does a bit 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.760 of stuff on Facebook market plot. She loves it, and 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.600 not just selling stuff like she'd just give stuff away. 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:51.080 You put it on there. If you've got some stuff 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.160 that you don't need, you more. For example, we don't 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:55.320 need we've got a lot of dog clothes, and our 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:57.600 little dog recently passed away, so we're not going to 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.960 keep the dog clothes because we've got some other momentos. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:01.440 So OKAA got rid of a few of her little 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:02.200 jackets and stuff. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:03.360 Yeah that's a bit cute. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.440 It is nice, But what that means is and we've 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:08.280 got a very open house. And when you just sort 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.920 of leave stuff out the front and people sort of 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:13.000 almost they can look in and they just take the 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.959 stuff and then they leave. Okay, sometimes if Dad's in 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:19.319 a bit of an interesting situation, maybe they see more 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.720 than they're allowed to see. And I don't know what 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:24.520 Greg's like, but all the things that I need to 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:28.240 do in one moment come to me just before I'm 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:29.279 about to step into the shower. 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:32.399 Yes, yeah, that's with that. It's actually less Greg and 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:34.200 more me. Like you think of all the things that 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:36.360 you haven't done the moment you turn the shower on, 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:38.119 So then you've got to walk around the house naked 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.480 to get everything done before you can actually clean yourself. 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.200 Yes, we get it. One dred percent. I was in 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.400 one of those moments, and at the exact same time, 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.160 there was a lady who picked up some dog clothes, 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.600 and when she started speaking, for some reason, I thought 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:52.520 it was my son Henry. So I've walked down the hall. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.600 When you say when she started speaking, you mean on 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:55.360 the intercom or. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.320 She started speaking out the front of the door. So 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.040 she's picking up some stuff and she just wanted to 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.640 say thank you for the dog clothes. I thought it 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.240 was Henry for some reason, so I've sort of half 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:07.320 walked towards it, completely naked. God Like, everything's out, just 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:10.880 sort of basting through like vase is knocking. Over All, 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:21.639 it was outrageous. A lady, completely random later, lady completely 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:24.840 seeing me naked. It's quite a confronting situation. And if 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:28.919 you don't believe me, the door cam video captured all 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.959 of the audio and you can tell the exact moment. Well, 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:35.080 she sees me completely in a state that she should 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:36.639 never thanks Tara. 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:39.239 For the dog clothes, thank you for the dog clothes. 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:45.400 Than sorry, that'll take you. The Leader front door open, 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:51.160 the Leasa front door open. 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:56.200 While I'm in the kitchen highting, Oh my god, with 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:57.160 my head in my hands. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:00.800 What just happened? So the swearing was that her the 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.320 moment she realized or was that Yui me o, No, 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:03.880 that was me. 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:07.280 So my first reaction was a swear word and sorry, 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:13.200 and then I ran around the corner. Yeah, this particular 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.760 lady got more than she bargained for when she turned 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:19.320 up and went home with a couple of dog jackets 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:20.840 and a bit of tar psd. 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:21.239 Yeah. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.519 You know what I love about this story is she 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.640 probably sat at home that night and you've come on 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.919 the Telly on seven years doing your little sport report 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:33.200 and she's gone, I saw him, nor I saw that 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:34.360 I knew today. 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:35.880 Or even were. She listens to note and she's like, 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:43.440 why the hell does he called himself horse? When were 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.800 you caught out? When did you get caught naked? Because 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:46.200 it happens. 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:49.880 Yes, I haven't won enough. Hotel in Melbourne once hazy, 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:54.440 when I was a neody tooty and opened up the 0:03:54.480 --> 0:04:01.240 curtains to the hotel room and book window cleaner, I screamed, 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:03.280 he screamed. I think he dropped his squeegee and that 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:03.600 was that. 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:07.920 I wonder if that's happened a few times. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:11.120 I must the things that windows are thirteen twenty fourteen. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.080 If you're a window cleaner, tell us about the things 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.960 you've seen please. In the meantime, let's take your calls. 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.080 And when you got caught naked? Catherine, what happened? 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:20.240 Oh, hi, jerd and hazy. I was down at the 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.800 beach with a few friends. It wasn't me that the 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:25.520 friend they are in the water at Horsy Bay the 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:27.640 way pulled the bikini bottom off. 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:28.000 Yeah. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:30.159 The other friend come running up because they didn't know 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.400 what to do. They couldn't get out the water. Yeah, 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:36.920 oh yeah, by the bikini whole bottom have been taken 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:37.839 off into the face. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:42.160 Well who did you get But even if you've got 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.479 a towel someone on the shoreline with the tower, you've 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:46.240 still got that distance where you have to get out 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:47.440 of the water to get to the tower. 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:49.479 We can get out. Yeah, the other one has to 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:52.320 come running and yeah I had to come up and 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:52.880 get a. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.000 Towel, and then and then poor aquaman. 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.640 Meantime, there's people having lunch at the Flying Fish Cafe 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:02.120 going that woman's been in the water for seven hours. 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:05.279 Wrintly clothes. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:06.400 Did you get caught out naked? 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:06.960 Yeah? 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:10.719 Look, when I live with the parents, their bathroom windows 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:14.160 quite an awkward fight and it sort of looks from 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:17.840 the shower which is glassed out into the backyard and 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.000 the neighbor's fence is quite low, So there was a 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.200 few times that sort of just turned around and looked 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:24.440 over and here made a little bit of ike contact. 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:25.400 Door. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.640 That's awkward. That's as awkward as a guess how long for? 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:30.799 Like how long we maintaining eye contact? 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:31.200 Oh? 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.159 Well, like, how do you stop then? Because there's no 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:38.000 one to hide? 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.080 God, imagine that clothes just looking up, going like, what's 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.200 your problem is shaving my pits? Go away? 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:46.040 You've never seen a naked woman shave her pits before? 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:46.960 Grow up? 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:50.320 That's on you. Hey, Olivia, Hey, how are you good? Good? 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:51.880 What happened when you get caught naked? 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.919 So I wasn't caught out like in person, but my 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:58.279 toddler has become obsessed with taking photos of mummy and daddy, 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:02.080 especially when mummy and daddy aren't looking. So mummy was 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:05.960 dark naked, hobbled over some like the kitchen band literally 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:09.360 looking like golums trying to get her ring and those 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:12.880 photos then of course we're in my photo album which 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:16.520 I was going through with coworkers at work, my children, 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:18.599 but they all ended up seeing me dark. 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:21.800 Naked, absolutely perfect so. 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:23.719 Like any normal human being, I've gotten a new job 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:29.080 because I can't go back, Olivia. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.479 What about have you ever, Olivia? Like when your kids 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.080 FaceTime like the grandparents though, And I've had so many 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.080 close calls when I've been naked and walked into my 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:38.360 bedroom and they've been. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:43.840 Like, oh my, so none of those. I'm very very 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:46.520 careful when they have my phone and what they're doing 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.760 on it because I can't look back. 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:52.800 You are now, Yeah, lesson learned for Olivia, Georgia when 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:53.560 you get called naked. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:55.559 I thought my mum was at the door. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:57.640 I just got a shower and it wasn't. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:58.760 My mum was shover witnessed. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:03.039 Yes, and I'll show you what he dropped his books? 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:03.320 All right? 0:07:05.480 --> 0:07:09.680 How is he's like that's it, I'm done. I've seen 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:11.320 some stuff. I've copt some abuse. 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:19.640 There's no salvation for me now. Yeah, wow, Georgia, so sorry? 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:26.000 WHOA. That'll certainly shock him out of his profession as well. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.000 Exactly all right. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:30.320 You get caught out naked more than you would expect. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:33.559 Yeah, well, lessen like for you keep your clothes on, mate. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.800 They can't make that promises. We're going to learn a 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:37.640 less two or three more times. Be first the message 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:38.320 starts sinking in. 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.320 At least when you come into the studio, can. 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:42.440 You okay, okay, I can't make any promises on that either. 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:49.200 Psychics, let's discuss in just a moment. What is that music? 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:50.840 What what have you selected here? 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:56.800 Astrology music? That's what it says. 0:07:57.000 --> 0:07:58.920 Do you buy the new idea every month? And just 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:00.000 like read your horror? 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:02.800 Who doesn't live by the horoscopes? 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.400 And so true? 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:07.560 Okay, I feel like either you're a believer or you're not. 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.080 So last night at Maths, we were introduced to a 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:13.480 girl called Madeline Maxwell if indeed that's her real name, 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:15.840 so she might look a little bit familiar. She was 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.640 the blonde girl last night, and she's been on Home 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:21.320 and Away, where she played Amber Simmons from twenty twenty 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.560 to twenty twenty one for a total of fifty five episodes. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:26.120 She was Dean Thompson's ex girlfriend, of course, as if 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:29.320 we all don't remember that story. Though she's also been 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:33.000 on Upper Middle Bogan Wentworth an offspring, a bit of pedigree, 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:35.840 bit of acting pedigree on a few quality shows. Anyway, 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.400 she's an actress who's given that up to become a 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:41.360 psychic medium. She said when her grandpa died, she got 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:44.360 this gift. She started hearing voices, but she said that 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.400 has left her a little lonely, as she can imagine, 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:49.400 people don't quite understand it. Anyway. This is Madeline getting 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:51.200 ready for her wedding last night. He's the moment her 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:54.120 spiritual guides came through and spoke to her. 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:57.319 Yeah, so I didn't always have her at all. When 0:08:57.320 --> 0:09:00.000 my grandfather passed away, That's when it came in really strong. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:00.800 Straight away. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:04.720 I was getting like visions and then yeah, I started 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.000 to audibly hear. It's like I'll get psychic downloads from 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:08.960 my GUIDs. 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:09.920 Psychic vision. 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:10.760 What's happening? 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:14.160 Okay, shut up, leave me alone. Seriously, see what I'm saying. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:15.440 They are they're guiding me now. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:19.719 Yes, hearing voices. I must be a psychic call. It's 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:21.360 some kind of a medical condition. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:25.400 I'll but you can tell they're sort of taking the 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.680 mickey out of it a little bit because she was like, oh, 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.600 the guys are saying, my new husband, he's twenty seven, 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:32.760 twenty seven. Then they cut to a scene with him, 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:34.160 they go how old are you? And he's like twenty 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:37.480 three I was like, they're setting her up for failure 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:40.400 a little bit. Some of her castmates are a little 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:43.800 bit skeptical about the whole thing, particularly Lauren. 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:47.480 I am a beautiful, kind person. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:49.800 I'm a medium. 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:52.280 It's a medium, like a closeline girl. 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:55.679 You are at least an extra small And they were like, no, like, 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:56.680 she's a psych. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:59.160 I don't know whether you've heard of me. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:04.920 Well, cerebrally, we're not dealing with the top shelf on 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:05.560 this show, are we. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:08.960 Let's go be the middle to low. 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:12.400 Let's go around the room and news her to Abby. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:15.240 Well, you all know that I've been to psychics. We've 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:17.040 discussed that on this show. 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:17.920 I love it. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.480 I think it's great. I go to them religious or 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:22.880 not religiously, but I go to them probably once once 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:24.439 once to two times a year. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:26.520 Yeah, right, yeah, And you've got one coming up, don't you. 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:29.400 Well there's a woman that all my family has gone 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.240 to and this woman is just amazing and every time 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:34.160 they've all gone to the gone to her, She's got 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:37.400 everything right, okay, and also like, oh this is going 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.280 to happen, and all happens. Her name's Rosemary. She's in 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:43.440 the Marian area. I know her yeah, yeah, I'm going 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:44.079 to go see her. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:44.520 All right. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:48.280 Anyone who's been to Rosemary welcome your feedback. 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.400 Can you play the gag on the psychic mediums knock 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:52.600 on the door and they say who's there? 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:58.200 And you go, well, you should know, please don't do that. 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:02.440 That could be a Monday Joe Producers always standing. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.360 He's shaking your head at Abbey thoughts, thoughts, feelings and emotions. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:06.800 She's head at me every day. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:10.480 I generally tend to try and stick away from connartists, 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:11.199 but you know, like. 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:13.599 This conversation. 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:17.000 No, I don't believe in it at all. It's it's 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:20.520 absolutely ridiculous. None of it's real. Sorry, I know, I know. 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:21.960 I wish I did believe it a little bit more. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.760 It might give me a bit of hope, but absolutely not. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:26.160 What's going on in your life at the moment. Oh 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:28.480 oh this is going on. I'm going through a break well, 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:29.200 I see hope. 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.640 Oh my god. Thanks. And she was good. 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:34.680 Then she would know that you're going through a breakup 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:35.839 soon as she sat down, and she'd be able to 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:36.400 feel your energy. 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:39.800 And yeah, stalked me on Facebook, you know, like it's 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.120 sorry anyway, you shouldn't have asked me. 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:45.880 I'm quite quite the opposite on this front because it 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.559 sort of runs in my family, psychic abilities, and I've 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:53.600 sat with I'm not even going to tell you you're 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:54.880 going to be like that. I won't even tell you. 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:56.760 I'm I'm open's open. 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:57.960 You completely closed off. 0:11:58.080 --> 0:11:59.880 I have completely opened up my soul to this. You 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:02.079 say I'm a closed off operator. But come on, I'm 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:02.960 letting you know what. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:03.360 I tell you. 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:13.040 Now you ready, you're ready, ready. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:13.240 I'm tapping out because quite seriously, it runs in my family. 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.040 My Auntie's a psychic. I have sat in front of 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:18.000 her as the spirits have come through, and once once 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:19.960 you see it, you can't not believe in it. 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:21.160 Do you feel energy? 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:21.800 Okay? 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:22.960 Do you feel the energy? 0:12:23.000 --> 0:12:23.800 What did I say? 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.160 What did I say? 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:28.760 Okay? So you can feel it now, I'm. 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.600 Not saying I can. I'm saying my auntie can. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.560 But runs in your family. So what am I thinking 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:35.680 right now? What do you think I'm thinking? 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:37.680 Right I think that you're thinking that I'm an idiot. 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.119 No, I'm thinking about carry o'keith laughing. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:45.360 Well, Hazy. Our next guest is fast becoming a friend 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:47.600 of the show. His show, What the Fringe actually is 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:51.319 an Idiot's Guide to Wine volume too. Obviously Volume one 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:53.720 being ticked off. Please say a very good morning to 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:54.600 our friend Merk What. 0:12:54.840 --> 0:13:00.319 Hello, Okay, very well, Hey back for another installment because 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:01.599 last year was so successful. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:04.920 Yeah. Basically my show is like lethal Weapon. I'm going 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.320 to do leath a weapon one, two, three, then I'll 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.040 do leath a weapon four, which will be needed to 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:10.679 go to wine four and everyone will go, you should 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:12.360 have just kept it at three, merrits, and I'll yes 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.240 or whatever. It's back with a vengeance. It's a show 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:18.880 that I originally two years ago I brought a needed 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:21.520 to Guide to Wine to the Adelaide Fringe and I 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:23.439 honestly thought I was going to do three shows and 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:25.240 then that would be the end of it. That show 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:28.640 is still touring and going overseas again this year. Wow, 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.720 and yeah, I know. So then I had to go 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.000 on write the follow up show, which is, you know, 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:36.520 six new wines, similar format, but six brand new wines 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:38.960 and six new stories about them. It's really tough to 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:40.920 be coming back to Adelaide and it's doing really well, 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:42.040 so I'm pretty excited. 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:46.040 I'm always fascinated with these stories. Merk because back in 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.160 the heyday when you were doing radio, if someone had 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.640 to come and say to you, you'll travel the world 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.040 doing shows about wine, what would you have done at 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:54.600 that point? 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:56.559 I would have said, well, look at least one of 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.800 us is drunk, and I know I am, so I. 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:00.839 Don't know. 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:03.840 The funny thing about me is that I am constantly 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.720 kind of changing and evolving and shape shifting. That's just 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:08.840 kind of who I am. Like, you know, sometimes people 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:12.520 call that inconsistency, but the fact is that I do love. 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.120 I love new challenge, I love doing new things. I 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:18.680 love kind of you know, exploring things that people think 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:22.160 that I can't do or wouldn't do. I love surprising 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.400 people the things that I do. And you know, that's 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:29.160 everything from like whine to something completely incongruous like sas Australia. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:29.840 People just go. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:30.720 Who is this? 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.720 Who is this guy? My wife often says, who is 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:36.000 this guy? Why is he in the house? 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:36.920 It's me? 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:39.560 She goes, could you be somebody else? And I got sure, 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:42.280 I mean we could a role play whatever you like. Yeah, 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:46.120 but it's yeah, I love I love surprising people and 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.760 keep keeping people guessing about, you know, who I am 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:49.480 and what I'm doing. 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:51.640 It also sounds a little bit like your wife's getting 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.800 you mixed up for her lover. That's just what I 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:55.520 took away from that, But I could be wrong. 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:56.119 Mary. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.840 No, well, his name is Miguel, and he's a Spaniard 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.440 and he's a chef, and it looks as a whole 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:04.280 other it's a whole other thing. Less I go into 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.720 those details because they're upsetting and hurtful to me. But 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.640 my wife actually, finally enough, everyone goes, oh, your poor wife, 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:12.640 how does she deal with you always doing all these 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:16.640 crazy things? And they go, well, she's crazy, so that's fine. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:19.640 You know, it takes one to love one. No, she's good, 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:22.160 she understands it. And also, so my wife, finally enough, 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:24.720 is that she's a stemelia. She works as a stemelia, 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:29.080 so she works you slinging booze, and so she loves it. 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:31.120 She loves the fact that I know kind of do 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.720 and it is guide to wine and tour it around. 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:35.720 And I mean, sure she hasn't come to see the show. 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:37.680 That's because I'm in it. But if if it was 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.840 somebody else hosting it, she would love this show. 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:43.440 She loves I noticed as well, you're still fit as 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.800 a fiddle. Like what we learned from Sas is it 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:48.560 you're a man who's absolutely on a mission, but you've 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:49.240 kept that up. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.360 Yeah, I'm on a bit of a mission this year. 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.800 I'm taking on a different challenge every week. So each 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:58.560 week I take on something physical, mental, spiritual, or fear facing. 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.880 And that's my kind of four cry this week. Yeah, 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.520 this week I'm doing the Dreaded Nerve, which is a 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:08.680 very very famous Special Forces Navy Seals workout which is 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:11.520 pretty brutal. So I've been training up for that and 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:14.640 it's not very much fun. And now I'm regretting saying 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:16.840 that I would take on fifty two challenges. I'm just 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:20.240 going why. But yeah, it's great. I'm like I said, 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:24.040 I'm always looking to do new things. But I'm probably 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:27.120 the fittest I've been for a while. You know. Just 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.400 it's a massive midlife crisis. Let's call it what it is. 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:32.960 It's another huge midlife crisis. They're just teams. I've been 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.600 having these since my early twenties. When is it going 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:36.120 to stop? 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.560 Wat's an idiots Guy to one, Volume two eighth to 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:41.680 the seventeenth of March is at the Spiegel tent. Make 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:43.720 sure you got Adelaide Fringe dot com dot are you 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:46.280 to get your tickets? Mez, we love having your mates. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:47.400 Can't wait for the show. 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:49.000 Yeah, thank you very much, thanks having me on the 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:51.480 show and look forward to being in Adelaide and enjoying 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:53.600 the fringe. If you see me on the streets, say gooday. 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:56.440 Don't touch me though, No, I'm only joking touch me. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.479 I need it. I've got abandonment these. 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:03.920 You've got mcgai issues. Your wife certainly not touched you. 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:06.040 You're not coming to the free stell. I wonder what 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:06.520 she's doing. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:09.320 He's where you're. 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:13.160 Waking up to Adelaide. What's the news today? Your post snooze. 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.720 Yeah, this is where we wrap up all the hottest 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.320 news stories of all the morning. Let's go to Abbey 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.040 in the news room first. Can you start to make 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:22.760 sense of all this Abbey policees? 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:24.720