Speaker 1: Get morning every day alades. Oh my god, so many
Speaker 1: people have sent me dms about the podcast, so I
Speaker 1: thought I just address it with you guys in one
Speaker 1: special piece.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so many people who have slid into
Speaker 2: my dms just to say hey, I love your podcast.
Speaker 2: And when I say so many, I mean at least
Speaker 2: my husband.
Speaker 3: Here's a day in the life of my awes and
Speaker 3: exciting life. First the ball, I get up, I have
Speaker 3: the shower, I embrace the sun's energy and just thankful
Speaker 3: for what I've got.
Speaker 1: Influences for the most part, absolutely ah And can you
Speaker 1: believe there's a degree in Ireland that is teaching you
Speaker 1: how to be an Instagram influence.
Speaker 4: It's called a degree Inty and you can gain one.
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's run by a little Leprecorns. So we thought,
Speaker 1: you know, I skipped it a gray. Just listen to us.
Speaker 1: You exactly the sort of dick heatery you need to
Speaker 1: be an influencer. There's something he's just floated across our desk,
Speaker 1: which is very very helpful for people who want to
Speaker 1: become an influencer.
Speaker 4: Oh and who doesn't, Oh my.
Speaker 1: Very goodness, what about this? There's an influencer degree on offer.
Speaker 1: Starting in twenty twenty four, University in Ireland will offer
Speaker 1: a bachelor's degree in influencing, a profession valued at sixteen
Speaker 1: point four billion dollars globally.
Speaker 4: I might just say, stick a fork and me I'm done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, account that's it. Jab that fork and Jody,
Speaker 1: she is d un.
Speaker 2: Done refarably can you do it in my eyeballs?
Speaker 4: Please? Oh faith in humanity with this story.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing about this particular course is Joe's We
Speaker 1: thought we'd help the good people out, just cut out
Speaker 1: the middleman, save you a hex debt, and we just
Speaker 1: give you some advice on how to become an influencer
Speaker 1: from Jody in Hayes's Influencer course from the prestigious School
Speaker 1: of Nobbery. Everyone gets a little bit frustrated or just
Speaker 1: a little bit icked by social media influencers at some stage.
Speaker 2: I think there's a real perception that it's like money
Speaker 2: for jam, you know, like it's the easy way out,
Speaker 2: trying to earn money by doing really nothing, yeah, by
Speaker 2: either being attractive or just being a complete tool online.
Speaker 1: I think it's more so as well, Like, for example,
Speaker 1: if you're a Jason to Rulo who's basically now social
Speaker 1: media influencer. That's fine because you built yourself up by
Speaker 1: being just an absolute gift from the music eavens. But
Speaker 1: people who are social media influencers because they're social media influencers,
Speaker 1: it's like, why are you important because you're prominence on
Speaker 1: social media?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure people get frustrated because it's like, well,
Speaker 2: what talent do you have? Kind of like a Kardashian thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, apart from a good looking what have you
Speaker 2: done for the world?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, they're okay, I could go into one thing
Speaker 1: that may have game a little bit famous. Let's keep
Speaker 1: it g rated, all right, kick us off jays bit
Speaker 1: of advice.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to be an influencer, you have
Speaker 2: to have several paid partnerships to the point where every
Speaker 2: single post is infiltrated by some sort of business acumen
Speaker 2: and everyone goes, is that person ever paid for anything ever?
Speaker 4: Because it appears they just get free stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's on purpose, so you can portray the
Speaker 1: image that's you're in collaboration with someone.
Speaker 2: And the other thing is you have to have the
Speaker 2: ability to have candid photos that are like look away photos,
Speaker 2: like oh my God, someone just snapped me doing something
Speaker 2: amazing and I look incredible and perfect.
Speaker 4: You have to have that ability.
Speaker 2: And I always look at those photos and go who
Speaker 2: took that? What random on the street have you accosted
Speaker 2: and said, can you just take a natural snap of
Speaker 2: us in our bikini over here lolling by the pool
Speaker 2: with our cocktail.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, isn't it. That's the big question. Who's
Speaker 1: actually snapping those?
Speaker 5: My mother used to say to me, marry someone useful,
Speaker 5: but I think you need to marry someone who's good
Speaker 5: at taking photos. You can a proper Instagram husband.
Speaker 1: Blokes be worn it to take at least a thousand
Speaker 1: photos and then they'll choose a top five and that won't.
Speaker 2: Be enough or even the worst one is like when
Speaker 2: you make your children take these fotis, stop it?
Speaker 4: Leave them online.
Speaker 1: News to Abby, what have you got to give some
Speaker 1: advice and how to become an influencer?
Speaker 5: For me, it's always probably posting at least once a
Speaker 5: day going hi, guys, I'm just talking on here. So
Speaker 5: I'm getting so many comments about my skincare at like
Speaker 5: so many of you are in my dms, and I
Speaker 5: just want to let you know that this is what
Speaker 5: I do to look like this now in my case,
Speaker 5: so my every time I see my ninety four year
Speaker 5: old Nanna, bless her, she.
Speaker 6: Always goes abby.
Speaker 5: You have such beautiful skin. Now the secret to my
Speaker 5: beautiful skin is I get in the shower and splash
Speaker 5: water on my.
Speaker 4: Face and that's it. Wow, So stop.
Speaker 5: Wasting thousands of dollars on products.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just use water.
Speaker 1: Go my goodness, grace, where are you showering the Fountain
Speaker 1: of youth?
Speaker 2: But also there, oh yeah, this is my skincare routine.
Speaker 2: And it's like seventy eight steps and they're like.
Speaker 6: Who's got the time?
Speaker 1: So many people have slid into my DMS.
Speaker 4: So two people did maybe too globally?
Speaker 5: Or your best friends and oh, your skin's looking really good.
Speaker 4: If you were asking about.
Speaker 1: This, and we know most of us our best friends
Speaker 1: are our dogs. Sure they actually say it. Producer Zoe,
Speaker 1: what have you got because you're part of I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say your social media influencer, but you've got friends.
Speaker 4: You've got friends who are got plenty of friends who
Speaker 4: are absolutely Oh we've just slagged them off for the
Speaker 4: last time.
Speaker 2: That's okay.
Speaker 7: Cool.
Speaker 8: My favorite thing about the influencer culture. These say, though,
Speaker 8: was the clean girls that you guys familiar with the
Speaker 8: clean girls? This one is key, I think, to being.
Speaker 4: A modern influencer and nailing it.
Speaker 8: So it's like the completely natural clean girl, except you
Speaker 8: have to have glowy skin, a pincher blush, glossy lips,
Speaker 8: slipped back hair, gold hoops, tope bag and a slim
Speaker 8: pair of sonnings to go.
Speaker 5: And the juice in the hand.
Speaker 8: Yeah, any given point, it's completely naturally except for all
Speaker 8: of the work you've done before you. So that's my
Speaker 8: that's my bit of advice.
Speaker 2: The only thing that could be venture about the clean
Speaker 2: girl aesthetic is someone candidly like snapping you being the clean.
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, yeah for sure. Here's my morning routine and
Speaker 8: someone's filming it a tripod.
Speaker 5: Anyway, any brands listening out there?
Speaker 1: Why so, there you go. Welcome to Jodie and Hayes's influence.
Speaker 1: Of course from the Prostigiou school of nobbery, of course,
Speaker 1: is how to become an influencer. Of course, please like
Speaker 1: and subcribe. Subscribe rather, yeah.
Speaker 4: What do they do?
Speaker 2: Something?
Speaker 4: Point up? What is that?
Speaker 1: Swipe up now? Swipe point up.
Speaker 3: Early?
Speaker 1: What if away? From a holiday with what if dot com?
Speaker 4: You could go to the dentist or the kids sports.
Speaker 1: But what if it was a weekend on the coast
Speaker 1: instead the.
Speaker 2: Hotels, holiday rentals, apartments and more.
Speaker 1: What if it's Ozzie for travel? What about this outrageous
Speaker 1: war between two of the absolute fitness queens wins.
Speaker 2: It's a fitness war at the moment. If you're not
Speaker 2: across it, I can. I can update you immediately. If
Speaker 2: not sooner, because we like to touch on the big
Speaker 2: topics here.
Speaker 4: It's between Kayla.
Speaker 2: It's in ananus and.
Speaker 1: So Kayla, it's a nanus. That's just the most offensive
Speaker 1: way that you could have said. It's enus of all time.
Speaker 1: It's getting out of her hand, to be honest. And
Speaker 1: it's too late for me to dump that as well,
Speaker 1: by far too late.
Speaker 4: You had seven seconds. Why couldn't you get rid of it?
Speaker 1: I was just in shock.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean him to say it like that anyway,
Speaker 2: you know, I can't say it. So that was a
Speaker 2: complete accident. Anyway, she's Kayla is in a feud with
Speaker 2: cass Olholme.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is what's happened.
Speaker 2: Cass was like this fitness influenza that came from Queensland.
Speaker 2: She was chafed to get a job with Kayla, who
Speaker 2: is the founder of the Sweat app, which sold for
Speaker 2: about four hundred million dollars. Okay, so Kayla fair to
Speaker 2: say it. Yes, she's fine, Yeah, she's okay. So Cas
Speaker 2: has since left her employment at the app and has
Speaker 2: gone on to start up her own. Now, the problem
Speaker 2: with that is Kayla has said, well, listen, you've got
Speaker 2: a twelve month non.
Speaker 4: Compete clause with us.
Speaker 2: So that essentially means like, if you're right to leave here,
Speaker 2: we'd have a non compete. We couldn't go and work
Speaker 2: for another radio station. Yeah, not that we'd want to
Speaker 2: because we love you absolutely. So that's how that works.
Speaker 2: So the argument is in March next year, she can
Speaker 2: go and do what she wants, start up her own app,
Speaker 2: do whatever, no one cares. But she's six months into
Speaker 2: this non compete. So Kayla has now taken her to
Speaker 2: the Supreme Court. So that's going to be heard next week,
Speaker 2: so that will all play out in court.
Speaker 4: So that's where we're at.
Speaker 2: It's a big old Fitness few Andrewitness few.
Speaker 1: It's just one of those fews that's right. I mean
Speaker 1: there's a lot of sweat involved, to put it that way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: Few we want to hear from people who are feuding
Speaker 4: at the moment.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who it's in. Maybe it's your brother,
Speaker 1: maybe it's a neighbor. Yeah, maybe it's the Supreme Court,
Speaker 1: maybe it's the police system.
Speaker 4: Let's not go down that path.
Speaker 1: Please, let's go down there and let's let's let's see
Speaker 1: how good producers, how he's filtering skills are.
Speaker 4: Let's really test her today.
Speaker 1: And I just wonder straight off the bath so I
Speaker 1: couldn't imagine the news reader Abby's in any sort of
Speaker 1: feud with anyone, had any sort of feuds across the
Speaker 1: journey at all, well, not that I know of.
Speaker 5: I mean, there's probably people out there who are feuding
Speaker 5: with me, but I don't know what.
Speaker 4: I know of. One. I'm not going to I'm not
Speaker 4: going to say it on air.
Speaker 2: You've had a little tiff with someone else in the
Speaker 2: little media sphere.
Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, okay, yeah, okay, there's one. Although, yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: there's one that's fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm feuding with my mum.
Speaker 5: Actually at the moment, I keep not doing my ironing
Speaker 5: and leaving in her laundry, and she's getting really angry
Speaker 5: at me, is she? So she I put it in
Speaker 5: the laundry and a big pile, and then she puts
Speaker 5: it on my bed and it just keeps going back into.
Speaker 4: Going back and forth.
Speaker 5: And she goes, Abbey, why haven't you done it? And
Speaker 5: I say, oh, because I just don't have time, mum.
Speaker 5: And then I've gone and napped for five hours during
Speaker 5: the day.
Speaker 1: I between all of them.
Speaker 5: Mum, I need a mammager. I need like a Christ
Speaker 5: Janner in my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten, Abby's mom wants to call in.
Speaker 4: We'd love to hear from you, and then we can
Speaker 4: give her the one hundred and fifty dollars own bowling voucher.
Speaker 4: She'd love that, and then kids got home at the moment.
Speaker 2: And then she can give it to you and be like,
Speaker 2: I'm too busy to iron I've got to go bowling.
Speaker 1: Thirteen Who are you in a feud?
Speaker 9: Week?
Speaker 1: For example, Jodie is in a feud with her own
Speaker 1: tongue because she cannot, under any circumstances say it's seenus
Speaker 1: who's winning that feud?
Speaker 4: Me me being my tongue. I've lost many a battle
Speaker 4: with my tongue.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's got a good one. Good morning to you, Emily,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Okay. I mean, what's going on? Take us
Speaker 1: through it. This is just just be warned. This is
Speaker 1: a warning. This is a very safe space. It gives spotast.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 10: Okay. I'm in a feud with the person I sit
Speaker 10: next to at my desk at work every single day
Speaker 10: coming in, her stuff is like way on my side
Speaker 10: of the desk, and We've started this silent battle of
Speaker 10: like pushing things back and forth over the desk. And
Speaker 10: I've now got like my books lined up in a
Speaker 10: line down the middle so she can't put it on.
Speaker 10: And every day I put something extra on her side
Speaker 10: of the desk just to get her.
Speaker 2: I can one hundred percent relate to this because a
Speaker 2: couple of days a week that I work at Chattelton,
Speaker 2: every time I come in tif the weather girl has
Speaker 2: got all her crap on my side of the desk,
Speaker 2: and she argues black and blue that my desk is
Speaker 2: slightly bigger. I've got an extra ten centimeters because she's
Speaker 2: measured it, So then she has every right to put
Speaker 2: her coat and her weather stand and all sorts of rubbish,
Speaker 2: her lunch containers on my desk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well this is nice. Can we just peel
Speaker 1: back the curtain? Here?
Speaker 6: Is this.
Speaker 1: Emily? Is this someone that we know quite well? I
Speaker 1: just know.
Speaker 10: No, it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I just wonder if this is someone inside
Speaker 1: this team?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Is that.
Speaker 1: Produces producer Emily? Oh my gosh is going on?
Speaker 4: Wouldntess me.
Speaker 1: Now? She's gone. Oh it's strange, strange stuff.
Speaker 4: She's just run out of the building, never to be
Speaker 4: seen again.
Speaker 1: Produces. Are we okay? So it's well, I guess we're not.
Speaker 4: Giving producers the John Falling voucher categorrectly.
Speaker 6: We're not.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. When have you been in a feud?
Speaker 1: Because this is starting to really heat up, and not
Speaker 1: just between Kaylor and cast, but also between producers and
Speaker 1: produce him. But I'll tell you what, when they do
Speaker 1: get resolved, yep, it's always fun. But the some one
Speaker 1: going fuseure just never never died down.
Speaker 4: Ever, That's very true. Let's go to Katie from High Break.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Katie, good morning, how are you going good?
Speaker 4: Who are you in a feud with? Please?
Speaker 9: I love her?
Speaker 1: But my mother.
Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, what seven so little.
Speaker 9: Story time high school got a really short pixie haircut.
Speaker 9: Not a good choice because I have quite naturally curly hair.
Speaker 9: When I got the pixie haircut, it went like Hagrid's hair.
Speaker 9: It was high. I mean it needed like its own
Speaker 9: homing beacon. It was that high. Right during this time,
Speaker 9: my mom thought, what a good idea, I'll have a
Speaker 9: family portrait taken. So my mom has had a family
Speaker 9: portrait taken. We've blown it up for some reason. She's
Speaker 9: put it in a frame. But so it's like my mom,
Speaker 9: my dad, and a cute little sister. And then I
Speaker 9: swear it's like Guy Sebastian next. Anyway, it is pride
Speaker 9: of place on my mum's mantlepiece. Okay, So every time
Speaker 9: I go to my mum's house, I put another picture
Speaker 9: in front of her hide it, yes, or I put
Speaker 9: a little ornament in front of it. I put like
Speaker 9: a certificate anything. When I leave, she sees it, she
Speaker 9: removes it. So every time I go there, I have
Speaker 9: to put something back in front of it. This has
Speaker 9: gone on for years. Neither one of us have spoken
Speaker 9: about it to the other person.
Speaker 4: Wore a silent feud.
Speaker 1: I love that. It was a beautiful one going than Katie,
Speaker 1: sounds like it's skinning. It resolved anytime soon.
Speaker 4: Have we got time for Abby from fellow club?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 4: Abby, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: Who are you in a feud with good?
Speaker 9: I'm in a food with my husband?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: What's he done?
Speaker 1: What's he done?
Speaker 10: Look? I made tea at the beginning of the week.
Speaker 10: I made twelve of them, and I said, just leave once.
Speaker 9: For my lunch today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guess what.
Speaker 9: I woke up this morning and it's not a single
Speaker 9: one way.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I hate that when you go to the
Speaker 2: effort of cooking for everyone and then you go to
Speaker 2: the cupboard and is there any left for you?
Speaker 4: No, there's not, Abby, I know, And now I should
Speaker 4: buy my lune.
Speaker 10: He doesn't even know.
Speaker 1: We could be left the work at five o'clock this morning.
Speaker 9: Obviously took my lunch.
Speaker 4: That's your Thursday night going to play out? Hmm?
Speaker 1: Not sure? Yeah? So how do you deliver the message?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So how do you deliver this message? You go straight
Speaker 1: to him with the information, Abby, or do you give
Speaker 1: him a subtle message?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's very That's what we do with that tonight.
Speaker 1: I think possibly in a few of my wife as well.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. Half the time you don't.
Speaker 4: Even know is she mad at you? You're mad at her?
Speaker 1: Never mad at her?
Speaker 4: Oh no, you shouldn't be. She saved you absolutely.
Speaker 1: I know exactly where I stand and understand. Abby. Would
Speaker 1: you like to head along and treat to the family
Speaker 1: or maybe just yourself to a little afternoon or morning
Speaker 1: of bowling.
Speaker 9: I would love to keep the competition.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly beifol I was own bowling over thirty venues
Speaker 2: across Australia. The fun never stops with laser tag Archo
Speaker 2: games and of course bowling.
Speaker 1: Yes, what's a feud? Kept me coming through so we
Speaker 1: can textas so for Double nine, my nine's Jodey and Hazy.
Speaker 1: Good morning, welcome to the studio news read at Abbey. Hello.
Speaker 5: You know how I like to bring you the big
Speaker 5: news stories of the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every time. I have another one for you on.
Speaker 5: The first ever KFC nightclub is going to open in Sydney.
Speaker 5: So if you've ever wanted to smash a chicken burger
Speaker 5: on the dance floor, now is your time to shine.
Speaker 1: Two birds one stone. You've got Zinger in the right
Speaker 1: hand you're a drink in the left and your feet
Speaker 1: are just going off, having a bit of a bookie.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine at three o'clock in the morning, when
Speaker 5: you're probably needing a few things to, you know, help
Speaker 5: the hard lemonade you've been drinking. You have chips in
Speaker 5: one hand, zinger Berger in the other, and off you go. Anyway,
Speaker 5: there's a collaboration happening, a Burger collaboration with a DJ
Speaker 5: Lout who I've never heard of before. Sorry if you're listening,
Speaker 5: and they're going to do this pop up nightclub in Sydney.
Speaker 5: So people who end up scoring a ticket won't find
Speaker 5: out where they're going until forty eight hours before the event.
Speaker 5: So it's almost like, what's the thing, the big white
Speaker 5: long dinner that they do?
Speaker 4: Oh, you know, I can't remember it, long white tables. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the biggest dinner or whatever.
Speaker 1: That's surprise.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's going to be a surprise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. That time there's a collaboration between
Speaker 1: nightclubs and fast food. They should be in the same
Speaker 1: venue one hundred percent. For me, it would be a
Speaker 1: nightclub mixed with zambreros.
Speaker 5: That'd be interesting toilets later on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean taking you back to your single days,
Speaker 2: way way way way before Kara, and you're trying to
Speaker 2: perhaps at around two three in the morning, I don't know,
Speaker 2: you met a girl that you have a real.
Speaker 4: Connection with, like a real connection.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's going to help your cause having
Speaker 2: a dirty big burrito in a left hand?
Speaker 1: Well, I was more so thinking you cut out the
Speaker 1: middleman straight away. And then there's an awkward sort of
Speaker 1: forty five minutes where you're like, Wow, I'm alone again.
Speaker 1: What do I do now? I'm my way to think
Speaker 1: about you just trot over into the corner good home earlier?
Speaker 4: How about you, Joe's what would you have?
Speaker 2: Well, I'd be I guess if you take me back,
Speaker 2: I'd be on the dance floor with a filet of
Speaker 2: fish in my lift.
Speaker 5: You and my ex boyfriend belong together. He used to
Speaker 5: buy them so that he could have them when he
Speaker 5: was hung over the next day.
Speaker 4: Disgusting.
Speaker 2: I never ever eat that food unless I've had a
Speaker 2: couple of babes and then the old field of fish.
Speaker 2: Oh is it.
Speaker 1: Anything more attractive? Just a young lady dancing up a
Speaker 1: storm with a filido fish.
Speaker 9: In the.
Speaker 1: News reader Abby is back in the studio. Jode, he's
Speaker 1: here as well. Girls, be honest. Weekend, what did we do?
Speaker 1: And don't leave out any finer details? You go first?
Speaker 5: Oh, you know, I did a few bits and pieces,
Speaker 5: caught up with some friends, watched a movie.
Speaker 4: Don't bury the lead. You're a newsreader.
Speaker 1: Get to it all right.
Speaker 5: I watched the new rom com on Netflix that may
Speaker 5: or may not have Delta.
Speaker 1: Good dribbidit?
Speaker 4: Ah, yes, love it Lovers in the Air. I think
Speaker 4: it's lower than here. And then I'm also told you
Speaker 4: to watch.
Speaker 2: So you did that on the weekend. I feel filthy
Speaker 2: because I did it on a weekday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hazy.
Speaker 5: It's a rom com and it's all about basically this
Speaker 5: big wig that comes over from overseas because they're going
Speaker 5: to shut down this company. And then Delta is the
Speaker 5: chief pilot of this company and it's based in Queensland.
Speaker 5: And it's probably the worst movie I've ever watched. But
Speaker 5: I couldn't stop watching, you know, like a train crash,
Speaker 5: like you what, you should not be watching it, but
Speaker 5: you can't stop watching it.
Speaker 1: Instead of trains plane, yeah, I love filter. Can't do anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll probably need to set the scene for you
Speaker 2: just have a little listen to the premise of this movie.
Speaker 1: William, you must be mister Randall's assistant.
Speaker 4: She's pilot.
Speaker 6: Actually trap in my hands, your hands down.
Speaker 4: So I just I can't get past the back. Delta
Speaker 4: is a pilot.
Speaker 5: Delta is a pilot, and she she does everything. She
Speaker 5: fixes that plane on her own.
Speaker 4: It breaks down mid air, she does, she.
Speaker 5: Does checks like she just and then and then not
Speaker 5: to give it away, but this big if you don't
Speaker 5: want to hear some spoilers, stop listening. This big cyclone
Speaker 5: comes because it's Queensland, and it's like they're the only
Speaker 5: plane available for the people of Queensland, the whole of
Speaker 5: the whole of Queensland. Like there's no emergency services up
Speaker 5: there or something like. This big cyclone comes and you
Speaker 5: think someone's going to die and ah, and then you know,
Speaker 5: like we all love a happy ending. We won't give
Speaker 5: it away what happens, but anyway.
Speaker 4: It's a rom com mate. We can join the dots.
Speaker 5: And then I watched her and then cried myself to sleep, going, oh,
Speaker 5: no one will ever look at me like that.
Speaker 4: But you know, like it was good, it was good,
Speaker 4: And you said to me.
Speaker 2: You come to it, you said you have to watch
Speaker 2: the movie, so for content purposes, I did.
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 2: I did my job, and I went home and I
Speaker 2: watched it, and I was like, this is so awful.
Speaker 2: I can't turn my eyeballs away from it. So now
Speaker 2: it's gone to the point, hazy, I want to go
Speaker 2: back and watch it again.
Speaker 1: I want to watch it now.
Speaker 4: I want to should you do?
Speaker 5: Because I literally sat there and I even I even laughed.
Speaker 5: I laughed so hard that I snorted and my dogs
Speaker 5: looked at me, and I was like, guys, I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: but I cannot turn this off.
Speaker 6: Even Andy the sausage going.
Speaker 5: The one thing I did like, though, was she didn't
Speaker 5: break out into song, So that was okay because that
Speaker 5: would have been a.
Speaker 4: Bit very true. Oh God, because I was born to try,
Speaker 4: or you're born to fly.
Speaker 2: Can you remember the absolute scandal that rocked the world.
Speaker 2: That was David Beckham allegedly having an affair on wife
Speaker 2: Victoria with her.
Speaker 4: Personal assistant or his personal assistant, Rebecca Loose.
Speaker 1: Can you remember that is the person it was a nanny?
Speaker 4: Was it a nanny personal assisant?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, yeah, which probably falls into that category,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. I mean, nonetheless, David was.
Speaker 2: A dirty bird, and it's all come to the surface
Speaker 2: now because she has happening installment of Beckham, which is
Speaker 2: a documentary documentary series just detailing how they got together.
Speaker 4: His career, how it all kicked off, so to speak.
Speaker 2: But in the second episode, I do believe they speak
Speaker 2: about the infidelity for the very first time they've addressed
Speaker 2: all the rumors.
Speaker 4: Have a listen.
Speaker 1: Would you say that was the hardest time in your marriage?
Speaker 7: One hundred It was the hardest period for us because
Speaker 7: it felt like the world was against us. Did I
Speaker 7: resent David, if I'm being totally honest, yes I did.
Speaker 7: It was probably the most unhappy I have ever been in.
Speaker 6: My entire life.
Speaker 1: Well, there you go, Beckham just going right.
Speaker 4: Or just going bang.
Speaker 2: You might recall that he was in Spain at the
Speaker 2: time that the affair roomors surfaced, and so she packed
Speaker 2: up everything, packed up the kids and moved over there
Speaker 2: to try and repair their relationship. Yeah, and she's just
Speaker 2: come out and said, like, we were actually against each
Speaker 2: other at that time.
Speaker 1: When my head to keep an eye on him because
Speaker 1: what could possibly go wrong with in Spain? I'm assuming
Speaker 1: playing for Real Madrid.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, watching it last night too though, I just
Speaker 2: the affair thing came up because I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, he was obsessed by her when they first met.
Speaker 2: He spoke about how he fell out with his manager
Speaker 2: Alex Ferguson at the time because they'd get a few
Speaker 2: days off it and he would just take off and
Speaker 2: go to wherever it was that she was touring with
Speaker 2: the Spies girls. Wow, yeah, that's that.
Speaker 4: He seems so in love with her.
Speaker 1: As my point, yeah, I think everyone in a reluction
Speaker 1: she would crave that from their partner in that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, So it came as a bit of a surprise
Speaker 2: that he actually played up.
Speaker 4: But then I guess I don't know. Soccer players have
Speaker 4: a bit of a reputation for that.
Speaker 1: I do they soccer players?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Have you never read an article about a soccer player
Speaker 2: playing up on their missus?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not never in my life.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, So there you go.
Speaker 2: Can I just say it is well worth a watch
Speaker 2: this series? It is very very good and quite captivating.
Speaker 1: There you go. Now I can do is just picture
Speaker 1: David Beckham cruising down the freeway off to see posh
Speaker 1: windows down weird lit lax and he's got fanship never ends.
Speaker 6: Is where you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 10: Breaking news.
Speaker 1: Because it's so early. Sometimes you wake up and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's just an absolute cluster, you know what of information
Speaker 1: for me to process and.
Speaker 2: It's too much, too much to scroll through all the
Speaker 2: news feeds. So let's just turn to Jody, Hazy and
Speaker 2: Abby in the newsroom.
Speaker 4: For all your post news news. What you got good morning.
Speaker 5: We need some help and if South Australia is good
Speaker 5: at anything, it's helping each other. So a go cut
Speaker 5: has gone missing from wind. Now what makes this story special.
Speaker 5: There's a thirteen year old called Zach Stint and he
Speaker 5: was meant to be competing in the Australian Nationals the
Speaker 5: go karting in Bordertown at the end of this month.
Speaker 5: Now the poor thing has woken up to go to
Speaker 5: school one day, walked out. He's just got this six
Speaker 5: thousand dollar go kart and thieves have basically gone to
Speaker 5: the property and have pried the trailer open and have
Speaker 5: taken this go kart.
Speaker 2: So stealing stuff at the best of times is pretty
Speaker 2: low stuff from a child worth that much and can
Speaker 2: you only imagine how many dreams he's got invested in
Speaker 2: competing at the nationals.
Speaker 5: This is awful and to get to nationals, so that's huge.
Speaker 5: This isn't just how I'm going to go and whirl
Speaker 5: around the farm. This is a big competition. So if
Speaker 5: anyone's got an information, cool crime stoppers one at hundred,
Speaker 5: triple three, triple zero.
Speaker 1: So no suspects at all. I've got a couple, a
Speaker 1: couple of brothers. Well there were brothers, Mario Murrio and
Speaker 1: Luigi Murrio.
Speaker 5: There were three suspects and they were actually caught on
Speaker 5: camera and a sense of light came on, but that
Speaker 5: didn't deter them, so didn't stop there. Yeah, so there's
Speaker 5: been a few leads across Snapchat, but that hasn't really
Speaker 5: led to anything good on you.
Speaker 2: Guysageousy Newsy employees working for the supermarket duopoly that is
Speaker 2: Coles and Woolworst will walk off the job this weekend
Speaker 2: as they demand better pay and conditions in what's been
Speaker 2: touted as a first national supermarket struck in Australian history.
Speaker 2: There's about a thousand that are going to walk so
Speaker 2: not all of them, obviously, I can I beat devil's
Speaker 2: advocate here. And I've never worked in a supermarket though
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know, but wouldn't their roles be as scaled
Speaker 2: back as ever at the moment, because every time I
Speaker 2: go to the supermarket, there's.
Speaker 4: Like one checkout open.
Speaker 2: There's one you've got your twelve or less or you've
Speaker 2: got your self serve, and then one checkout for your
Speaker 2: big main shop.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, data just be a food for thought.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5: And even at the self serve check out, I find
Speaker 5: it incredibly hard to get any help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when it goes unexpected item in the bagging area,
Speaker 2: I want to punch the screen.
Speaker 1: Isn't that fun?
Speaker 4: No, it's not fun.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I do as well, which is
Speaker 1: very very arrogant.
Speaker 2: To pick up my stuff and the next one, so
Speaker 2: you leave that one broken for someone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So while that first check that's like wigged out.
Speaker 4: It's kind of.
Speaker 1: We're Graham out here, guys, just go after the next one. Yeah, right, Regon,
Speaker 1: I've been on the chain stuff too, up too, and.
Speaker 4: You've gone to the next one again. Do you put
Speaker 4: everything through his brown onions?
Speaker 1: Too?
Speaker 4: So you know how I spoke about those people who
Speaker 4: stole from a child. You're worse. Yes, that's terrible behavior
Speaker 4: from you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do well with machines.
Speaker 4: But do you like a chat though? In the super
Speaker 4: I like just to have it, you know, how are you?
Speaker 2: I got a lovely boy last night and Coles he
Speaker 2: was so nice and I think it was his first
Speaker 2: I have the job because out you're doing a really
Speaker 2: good job, Ryan, and he's like, I was like, I
Speaker 2: like that human interaction.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry, someone will get him restively, give me
Speaker 1: some feedback at some stage and just burst his little bubble.
Speaker 4: No, Ryan, you are doing a good job. Done.
Speaker 1: No chat, No chat though. Thanks. I love it when
Speaker 1: you go to a supermarket. I think we've touched on
Speaker 1: this before and you see someone that you don't really
Speaker 1: want to talk to, but you see him the first
Speaker 1: I like, hey man, how are you going? You're not
Speaker 1: to get in stage. You're like, oh jeez, tacos and
Speaker 1: stuff we love and you seem like four and you're like, great,
Speaker 1: do we greet again?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: You spend the rest of your shop trying to avoid
Speaker 2: that person. I had olive. I had olive oil chat
Speaker 2: with someone the other day about the cost of olive
Speaker 2: Oi am really standing here talking to a seventy five
Speaker 2: year old woman about olive oil and how expensive it is?
Speaker 4: Am I doing that?
Speaker 1: I'd rather go hungry than have that chat.
Speaker 2: Seriously, you Susie's loved it.
Speaker 4: For the record, by the way, she did agreed.
Speaker 2: She said, oh, olives, it must be really hard to
Speaker 2: source at the moment, and I said, I know.
Speaker 4: Bernice.
Speaker 1: Run to young Goody the other day. We had a
Speaker 1: fantastic chat about olliwall really enlightening stuff in sports world.
Speaker 1: Of course, if your Crow supporter, you wouldn't have liked
Speaker 1: hearing this. Tom do Day officially requested the trade to
Speaker 1: the Brisbane lines. I think we sort of saw this coming,
Speaker 1: given that it took so long to come to Fruition.
Speaker 1: I mean, the fact that a deal hadn't been done
Speaker 1: maybe weeks maybe months ago. Says that there were some
Speaker 1: things happening behind the scenes from the reports that it's
Speaker 1: been a bit of a low ball off from the
Speaker 1: La Crows and the Brisbane are coming to the party
Speaker 1: with a nice, big, chunky deal, which Tom douda absolute saint,
Speaker 1: very good friend of the show, needs to look after
Speaker 1: himself first and foremost.
Speaker 4: And his family.
Speaker 2: His girlfriend is from her family is on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: They've got a business there, so like it didn't surprise
Speaker 2: me at all that they went to Brisbane. I think
Speaker 2: Collingwood were in the mix as well, but I cannot
Speaker 2: wish him anymore but the best, such nice people, and
Speaker 2: it's a real big loss for this Lake Crows. And
Speaker 2: I know he's been injured, and I know he probably
Speaker 2: hasn't delivered exactly.
Speaker 4: What he wanted to for the club, but yeah, all.
Speaker 1: The best absolute nov's very own.
Speaker 5: At least he's going to a good club. That's the
Speaker 5: lines of my second team.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good club. The line.
Speaker 4: Did anyone try and get Tom on this morning? We
Speaker 4: should have tried to chat to him.
Speaker 5: Why didn't we He's probably i'd say, he's doing a
Speaker 5: media blackout and doesn't want to tea anyone.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, it's six.
Speaker 2: Thirteen in the morning. If he doesn't take our calls.
Speaker 2: We've been so good to him.
Speaker 4: What a jerk.
Speaker 1: Two songs just with the mutual aim to set your
Speaker 1: fright out right. Yes that's fair, isn't it.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right. So we both have good intentions we do.
Speaker 2: We just want to make people feel good. That's all
Speaker 2: we've ever wanted to do in this Yeah, so what
Speaker 2: we do. We've put up two songs each. You just
Speaker 2: need to jump on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page
Speaker 2: and cast your vote for the one that's going to
Speaker 2: get you juices flowing tomorrow morning and around eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: Okay, just a quick little score update as well. It's
Speaker 1: really tight, much closer than songs A song song song
Speaker 1: in saying that you're making a bit of a comeback there,
Speaker 1: but you've got a lead in this one. It is
Speaker 1: currently ten to nine. It is look at you go, got.
Speaker 4: Good taste of music? What can I say?
Speaker 1: Kick us off?
Speaker 2: Okay, this song means so much to me because it's
Speaker 2: a real emotional one because anytime I've been feeling flat
Speaker 2: in my life or I've been feeling like things aren't
Speaker 2: going well and I need a little pick me up,
Speaker 2: this is the song that I play to myself, go
Speaker 2: for it, please.
Speaker 6: Do me a well.
Speaker 1: It is a good song. Yeah, it's a great tune.
Speaker 1: I'll give you that much. What I do love as
Speaker 1: well because it's our sound on Guru Todd, who's just
Speaker 1: in amongst the best to ever do it. Todd's a
Speaker 1: bit younger. Yeah, yeah, And I've just got a feeling
Speaker 1: that Todd doesn't know Jimmy Eat World because he's titled
Speaker 1: it The Middle by Jimmy Eats World. Peckish Jimmy Entire World.
Speaker 4: That's cute, little Toddles.
Speaker 1: Good stuff for rights. The Middle. Jimmy Eat World versus
Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili peppersa Joe's im part of a new movement,
Speaker 1: a brand new movement, and I'm the head of it.
Speaker 1: It's called n r h c P O N And
Speaker 1: of course it stands for Normalized Red Hot Chili Peppers
Speaker 1: on NOV.
Speaker 4: I like it. I actually don't know.
Speaker 1: Who's on board. We need to normalize you waking up
Speaker 1: and listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is right,
Speaker 1: doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It does, I will say the So, if I
Speaker 2: was going to choose a chili pep song, I wanted
Speaker 2: to be this one.
Speaker 1: Oh don't tell me. I would have played under the Bridge.
Speaker 1: I can say that, which one would you?
Speaker 4: I would have done that Zephyr song. I like that song.
Speaker 1: The song. Oh my gosh, did you just google Red
Speaker 1: Hot Chili Peppers I would have gone.
Speaker 4: Okay, a good song. Maybe I'll put it up next
Speaker 4: week and see who's laughing.
Speaker 1: Well I would have gone with can't Stop. So that's
Speaker 1: my song.
Speaker 4: Well that's your choice.
Speaker 1: You do you booth, Get voting. Oh, I'll do a
Speaker 1: little booth thing from Paul Russ read hot Chili peppers,
Speaker 1: can't Stop versus that Jimmy eats World the Middle. Get
Speaker 1: voting at Jody and Naisy, and let's do this thing.
Speaker 1: Let's reveal the winter tomorrow morning at eight.
Speaker 4: God, Jimmy's full laughter eating an entire.
Speaker 1: Planet outrageous stuff. Unless it was Pluto, then you still
Speaker 1: got room for dessert. All right, let's have a vote.
Speaker 6: It's the time Machine.
Speaker 1: On This Daisy, Thursday's daily dose of On This Daisy,
Speaker 1: where we take you down a very informative trip from
Speaker 1: memory lane, some knowledge, nice not bit bit. That's the
Speaker 1: train coming through. Get out of the way because it'll
Speaker 1: squash you. Thursday, the fifth of October two thousand and one,
Speaker 1: my very very close family member Darren Hayes announced the
Speaker 1: breakup of Savage Garden, and instantly I text them, I'm like, Daz,
Speaker 1: what's going on? What's the apps with the with the garden. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he said, Andrew, my good friend slash cousin. We're done.
Speaker 4: No he didn't.
Speaker 2: Darren Hayes said, Andrew, for the love of God, I'm
Speaker 2: not your cousin.
Speaker 1: And I said, Darren, yes you are. You're my cousin,
Speaker 1: and so is Sean Hayes. Two thousand and eight, Manly
Speaker 1: defended Melbourne Storm forty to zip. That came the biggest
Speaker 1: Grand Final margin win of all time.
Speaker 3: I was thirty eight hill the roosters up and go
Speaker 3: to George Jamie Lyon.
Speaker 6: They took forty mil two official.
Speaker 1: What a day that was. A Daily Cherry Evans is
Speaker 1: really burst on at the same Oh yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what you're thinking.
Speaker 4: What am I thinking?
Speaker 1: Who's Daily Chair Evans? Who's DC twenty nineteen Dancemark You
Speaker 1: recorded by Tones and I broke the record for most
Speaker 1: weeks in number one, sixteen weeks. That's Crazy on the
Speaker 1: Aris Singles Chart by an Australian artist, Simmy dare fimy
Speaker 1: air Fi. It holds the record for the longest time
Speaker 1: at number one across Australian singles charts, with a total
Speaker 1: of twenty four weeks, which included twenty one weeks in
Speaker 1: a row. That was an absolute institution and she was
Speaker 1: what busking on the streets of Barron Bay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Millions of dogs.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to.
Speaker 2: Feel about that song, like some days alike, some days
Speaker 2: I'm like, not really about it.
Speaker 1: It's probably because you've heard it a million times.
Speaker 4: That's very true. Because I work in radio. I hear
Speaker 4: a lot of songs a lot.
Speaker 1: It's also a very it's just unique ways that when
Speaker 1: you're try and imitate Tones and eye, no one looks
Speaker 1: good trying to do what she does.
Speaker 4: Could you try that?
Speaker 1: You're a dad, You're oh, You're You're like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Are you taking the absolute mickey? No, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be like Tones, and I only one person
Speaker 1: can do it, and that is Tones. Number one song
Speaker 1: on October fifth, two thousand and three, Baby Boy by Beyonce,
Speaker 1: Oh bye boy, Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 4: Two wy isn't that three?
Speaker 1: Actually? Baby Tomorrow eight a m. We're going to launch
Speaker 1: this week's winter a Battle of the Bay. Is He's
Speaker 1: Jody's choice, not bad Joe's Jimmy. Well do like this song?
Speaker 1: And I also liked this song as well. Cast and
Speaker 1: as we said for so long, we want Chilly Willy.
Speaker 1: I can't stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, quite kind by you, because I will never ever
Speaker 2: diss the Red Hot chilipepos.
Speaker 1: Ever, I don't think I'll ever diss that song by
Speaker 1: Jimmy World as well.
Speaker 4: What's a nice little love in? Isn't it?
Speaker 1: For us?
Speaker 2: For some of his songs, well, don't worry about that,
Speaker 2: because I've gone with this one.
Speaker 4: It was an absolute banger.
Speaker 1: Good stuff.
Speaker 2: Make sure you vote on the Jody and Hazy Instagram page.
Speaker 1: Yep, we're gonna launch that today morning at eight o'clock.
Speaker 1: Stick around Kevin Lock and Nova. Get your bills covered
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Speaker 1: If you got a bill, just reads via the overplayer
Speaker 1: all day. That'll do for us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're done here as the window cleaner drops by studio. Wow,
Speaker 4: interesting looking character.
Speaker 1: It's worn. It was a Newton forkner, the last one
Speaker 1: in the past. AnyWho, goodbyees. Thursday