WEBVTT - The Taylor Swift Conspiracy Theory 0:00:00.420 --> 0:00:02.739 High Scrollers is produced on Gadigal land. 0:00:02.940 --> 0:00:05.279 We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.000 country and elders past and present. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:14.710 Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. I'm Brittany Saunders. 0:00:17.230 --> 0:00:24.119 And this is High Scrollers. I'm saying your line. I 0:00:24.140 --> 0:00:25.579 was just saying your line. You've got to say, and 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:25.980 this is. 0:00:26.270 --> 0:00:28.970 And this is Hot Scrollers, the podcast version of your 0:00:29.010 --> 0:00:29.830 favourite group chat. 0:00:29.910 --> 0:00:33.110 We've been sharing our lives online for over 10 years, 0:00:33.170 --> 0:00:35.669 so who better to catch you up on everything that's 0:00:35.690 --> 0:00:36.390 going viral? 0:00:37.630 --> 0:00:39.840 And we talk a lot about ourselves as well. 0:00:40.130 --> 0:00:43.979 Coming up on this episode, I think this intro has 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:44.780 summed everything up. 0:00:44.780 --> 0:00:46.160 Yeah, it's a bit of a mess. 0:00:46.300 --> 0:00:46.580 Is it? 0:00:46.620 --> 0:00:46.839 Yeah. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.640 We're talking Taylor Swift at the VMAs Conspiracy Theories. 0:00:51.740 --> 0:00:51.820 Yep. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:53.240 We're talking. 0:00:54.430 --> 0:00:57.590 We're doing voice impersonations. Well, Brittany is because I'll explain 0:00:57.630 --> 0:00:59.470 why I am unable to take part in that. 0:00:59.620 --> 0:01:02.460 Yeah. You can probably hear already what's going on. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:04.380 Plus, I don't know if anyone else's body does the 0:01:04.420 --> 0:01:07.780 same thing as mine, but we talk about small dicks everywhere. 0:01:07.810 --> 0:01:07.870 Yes. 0:01:07.890 --> 0:01:08.970 Lovely. 0:01:09.010 --> 0:01:10.530 Deal me in, doll. Let's go. 0:01:12.550 --> 0:01:14.009 Good morning, Matthew. 0:01:14.030 --> 0:01:16.730 Oh, I beg to differ, Brittany. 0:01:16.810 --> 0:01:21.509 Okay, shit morning and also long weekend has just happened. 0:01:21.870 --> 0:01:24.160 We're actually recording this just before the long weekend, so 0:01:24.190 --> 0:01:26.380 it feels a bit illegal because we're in the studio 0:01:26.580 --> 0:01:27.279 on a Friday. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:30.800 Yeah, disgusting vibes today, scrollers. What? Disgusting vibes. 0:01:30.819 --> 0:01:35.060 Don't ruin my day. I do not claim that energy. Ignoring. 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:39.370 We're coming totally different energies today. What's your energy? Amazing. 0:01:39.670 --> 0:01:42.410 It's Friday. It's the long weekend. 0:01:42.709 --> 0:01:44.510 The Knights are in the grand final for the first 0:01:44.530 --> 0:01:46.810 time in 25 years. And by the time this comes out, 0:01:46.830 --> 0:01:48.450 they will either have won or lost. 0:01:48.470 --> 0:01:49.710 I really hope they. 0:01:49.650 --> 0:01:51.690 Win for Nui. I hope they win too. That'd be nice. 0:01:51.750 --> 0:01:53.450 Yeah. See, I've got my little red shoes on. 0:01:53.450 --> 0:01:54.750 I forget the Knights exist. 0:01:56.850 --> 0:01:57.050 Do you? 0:01:57.070 --> 0:01:58.290 What? I do. 0:01:58.690 --> 0:02:00.590 I forget. Out of all the teams, I always go, oh, yeah, 0:02:00.610 --> 0:02:00.830 the Knights. 0:02:00.850 --> 0:02:00.970 Really? 0:02:00.990 --> 0:02:04.290 I think because I'm from Nui, like they are in 0:02:04.330 --> 0:02:06.510 my mind. They're kind of like my royal, not royal flush. 0:02:06.530 --> 0:02:06.880 What is it? 0:02:07.130 --> 0:02:07.230 Um. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:09.120 Roman Empire. 0:02:09.180 --> 0:02:09.899 Roman Empire. 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:12.600 And because, like, it's just part of Newy. And also 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.450 I want to say one other thing. I want to 0:02:15.470 --> 0:02:18.489 say one other thing. I've been, like, going for walks 0:02:18.550 --> 0:02:22.530 around the Newcastle foreshore. So last weekend I did a 0:02:22.570 --> 0:02:26.470 few stories, like, showing everyone around Newcastle. And I just 0:02:26.500 --> 0:02:29.200 want to say I can't believe how uneducated everyone is 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:30.220 on Newcastle. 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:31.260 Yeah, why? 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:36.730 Because, like, I did a little tour and everyone's going– Oh, 0:02:36.740 --> 0:02:40.220 my God. I didn't know Newcastle was on the water. 0:02:40.300 --> 0:02:42.020 I didn't know Newcastle was pretty. 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:45.310 Like, I genuinely think if someone's not from Newcastle, they 0:02:45.370 --> 0:02:47.950 think it's like in the middle of nowhere with one street. 0:02:49.250 --> 0:02:53.190 No, honey, it had the Pasha Bolka. Exactly. It was 0:02:53.230 --> 0:02:55.310 a tourist attraction for a hot minute there. 0:02:55.570 --> 0:02:57.680 So many good things have come from Newcastle. You know, 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:59.399 Arnott's started in Newcastle. 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:01.120 Really? No, I didn't know that. Yep. 0:03:01.419 --> 0:03:03.919 Silver chair. Jen Hawkins is from here. 0:03:04.100 --> 0:03:07.930 Wow. Fate. Oh, you've got it. Fate? Yeah. You've got 0:03:08.150 --> 0:03:09.389 everything in Newcastle, girl. 0:03:09.490 --> 0:03:11.510 And also, one thing I didn't know is, you know 0:03:11.550 --> 0:03:14.090 that Lara Bingle, Where the Bloody Hell Are Ya? 0:03:14.110 --> 0:03:15.820 Yeah, that was filmed in Newcastle, was it? 0:03:15.889 --> 0:03:16.850 Well, Port Stephens. 0:03:17.050 --> 0:03:17.250 Oh, okay. 0:03:17.310 --> 0:03:18.710 So an hour up the road. 0:03:18.790 --> 0:03:21.380 Oh, yeah. So close enough. You're claiming that. 0:03:21.620 --> 0:03:23.419 So much good stuff has come from Newcastle. 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:24.600 So I just want to say to all of you 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:27.340 scrollers out there, we are always talking about Newcastle on 0:03:27.380 --> 0:03:30.390 this pod. We say bring it down, Newie. And I 0:03:30.410 --> 0:03:33.290 just want to encourage tourism in Newcastle. 0:03:33.610 --> 0:03:36.530 Well, tourism Newcastle, go Google Girl and get us a 0:03:36.570 --> 0:03:38.570 sponsorship with Newcastle Tourism, please. 0:03:38.740 --> 0:03:40.720 I feel like I could be the face of Newcastle. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.880 Don't forget that when you come to Newcastle, you've got 0:03:42.900 --> 0:03:44.780 to go to that pub that we did the episode in. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:45.260 What was that? 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:46.220 The Stag. 0:03:46.300 --> 0:03:48.720 The Stag. The Stag in Mayfield. Go see the Stag. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:49.560 We should. 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.310 We should actually do more things in Newcastle. And then 0:03:52.340 --> 0:03:54.030 we can do like in New York City where they 0:03:54.050 --> 0:03:55.310 do the Sex and the City Tour and you go 0:03:55.330 --> 0:03:57.030 to all the hot spots of Sex and the City. 0:03:57.090 --> 0:03:57.890 But we'll do Newey. 0:03:57.930 --> 0:03:58.710 We'll do Newey. 0:03:58.910 --> 0:04:01.190 But also like I just feel like Newey is slept 0:04:01.290 --> 0:04:03.730 on and has not a bad reputation, but people just 0:04:03.770 --> 0:04:06.170 don't know about it. Then I show it on my 0:04:06.190 --> 0:04:08.090 story and people go, oh my God, this looks beautiful. 0:04:08.130 --> 0:04:10.470 I want to come for a weekend away. I'm like, yeah, 0:04:10.970 --> 0:04:11.590 I live here. 0:04:11.620 --> 0:04:11.810 Yep. 0:04:13.110 --> 0:04:14.110 I'm from here. 0:04:14.450 --> 0:04:15.810 I'm loving this passion from you. 0:04:15.830 --> 0:04:19.150 I am a proud Novacastrian. That's what we're called, by 0:04:19.190 --> 0:04:20.279 the way, if we're from Newcastle. 0:04:20.460 --> 0:04:23.080 But did you know that Nova listeners are also Novacastrians? 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:29.320 Ew. So technically the scrollers are Novacastrians because this is 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:30.640 a Nova podcast, I guess. 0:04:30.700 --> 0:04:31.160 Very true. 0:04:31.220 --> 0:04:33.440 Also, I have one other location-based thing that I need 0:04:33.460 --> 0:04:37.000 to say quickly before we get into the episode. Fate Adelaide, 0:04:37.290 --> 0:04:39.830 we are in our last month of the pop-up. Just 0:04:39.870 --> 0:04:41.870 wanted to let everyone know, in case you didn't know... 0:04:42.270 --> 0:04:44.380 We have a Fate store in Adelaide right now in 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:48.430 Rundle Street and our last day of trade. is this month, 0:04:48.790 --> 0:04:51.830 which is October 25th. So it's a Sunday, is our 0:04:51.870 --> 0:04:55.130 last day. So if you haven't been in, please pop 0:04:55.150 --> 0:04:57.270 in and see us. We had bookings at the start. 0:04:57.330 --> 0:04:58.910 It's no longer that now. You just come and go 0:04:58.970 --> 0:05:01.060 as you please. And if you've already been once and 0:05:01.070 --> 0:05:04.260 you want to come again, the stock has had a complete, like, 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:06.100 refresh and overhaul. 0:05:06.260 --> 0:05:06.500 Okay. 0:05:06.540 --> 0:05:07.420 So if you came at, you know. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:08.099 So there's new pieces. 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:09.060 New styles. 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:12.020 They've had a full overhaul, more spring styles. So if 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.180 you've already been in in the first month or whatever– 0:05:14.430 --> 0:05:16.570 Come back because we're about to fuck off and never 0:05:16.610 --> 0:05:17.190 be there again. 0:05:17.850 --> 0:05:18.290 Maybe. 0:05:18.670 --> 0:05:20.150 Yeah, we'll go back one time. 0:05:20.430 --> 0:05:23.050 So go in, grab some pieces and then put them 0:05:23.089 --> 0:05:24.110 somewhere else in the store. 0:05:25.110 --> 0:05:25.470 What? 0:05:25.550 --> 0:05:25.870 What? 0:05:27.270 --> 0:05:29.250 What, you want them to just go in and mess 0:05:29.270 --> 0:05:29.610 up the store? 0:05:29.630 --> 0:05:30.570 Yeah, go in, mess up the store. 0:05:30.870 --> 0:05:33.090 Go on, scrollers. That's something that you would do. You 0:05:33.110 --> 0:05:35.150 would orchestrate that as like a secret prank. 0:05:35.230 --> 0:05:36.230 As like a prank. Yeah. 0:05:36.270 --> 0:05:38.310 Go in, grab an item and then go and put 0:05:38.330 --> 0:05:40.870 it over the other side of the store. But no, 0:05:40.970 --> 0:05:42.730 fate stores, they're very colour coordinated. 0:05:42.750 --> 0:05:43.130 They are. 0:05:43.170 --> 0:05:44.310 Like if one thing is out of place, yeah. 0:05:44.330 --> 0:05:46.550 They know straight away that's the problem. It's like cotton on. 0:05:46.610 --> 0:05:48.810 You go into Kmart, I was going to say. 0:05:49.190 --> 0:05:51.840 You go into Kmart, you're in the pyjama section, there's 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:55.520 books and toys and everything everywhere. You go into the 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:59.660 homewares section, there's squishies and bloody make-up wipes and a 0:05:59.700 --> 0:06:01.480 half-used lip gloss tester. 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.340 No, fate is like very perfect in the way it looks. 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:07.120 So if you put one item out of order, you're 0:06:07.140 --> 0:06:08.659 going to know. But anyway, I just wanted to say 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.610 we have loved being in Adelaide. The store has been 0:06:11.650 --> 0:06:14.970 an absolute success doing our first pop-up. It's knocked it 0:06:15.029 --> 0:06:17.349 out of the park compared to our other stores in 0:06:17.390 --> 0:06:20.150 this time. And we've literally got less than a month left. 0:06:20.190 --> 0:06:21.770 So I just wanted to say that in the pod. 0:06:22.589 --> 0:06:26.349 Come in, bring your mum, bring your nan, whoever, and 0:06:26.390 --> 0:06:28.190 come and see us before it's all gone. 0:06:28.550 --> 0:06:29.210 Lovely. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:38.860 What have you got to say? 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:45.000 First of all, hold for a cough. Excuse me, everyone. 0:06:45.020 --> 0:06:47.539 You'll have to deal with me coughing all bloody episode 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:52.810 because I have been suffering with, well, I said it 0:06:52.930 --> 0:06:55.370 was glandular fever because I've had that before, right? And 0:06:55.410 --> 0:06:59.690 I was like, oh, it's this again, like all the symptoms, blah, blah, blah. 0:06:59.870 --> 0:07:00.310 Yep, yep, yep. 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:02.360 And then I put that on my story the other day, 0:07:02.420 --> 0:07:04.719 like got glandular fever, like, and I made a little 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:06.960 wrap up post of the Bring Back Glamour Tour. 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:07.360 Yeah. 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.280 And oh my God, all my family's concerned. They're all 0:07:10.340 --> 0:07:10.760 calling me. 0:07:10.780 --> 0:07:13.820 Because glandular fever is quite, like it knocks you down. 0:07:13.860 --> 0:07:15.160 Well, it knocked me down. 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.660 I got absolutely knocked down this week, but I maybe 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.600 I didn't realize how severe glandular fever was. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:22.620 I've definitely had it before. 0:07:22.670 --> 0:07:24.520 I'm like going to the doctor and been what do 0:07:24.540 --> 0:07:26.670 you call it diagnosed with that I don't know but 0:07:27.110 --> 0:07:30.890 I've been diagnosed with glandular fever in the past so 0:07:31.090 --> 0:07:32.650 I just it was all the same symptoms and I 0:07:32.650 --> 0:07:34.010 was like oh yeah I've got it again and then 0:07:34.070 --> 0:07:36.430 apparently it's much more severe than I think I may 0:07:36.470 --> 0:07:38.250 have thought so maybe I didn't have it but the 0:07:38.270 --> 0:07:40.410 point is I've been really really sick all week and 0:07:40.860 --> 0:07:44.280 I don't know if anyone else's body does this because 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.180 I have spoken to a few people and they're like 0:07:46.260 --> 0:07:49.000 oh my gosh this happens to me as well when 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.400 I am really it's like a blessing and a curse 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:54.170 at the same time like for example I when I, 0:07:54.570 --> 0:07:56.720 when my body knows and my brain knows that we 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:59.700 have to hustle and we have to work, I do 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:03.560 not get sick. And obviously for almost eight months, I've 0:08:03.580 --> 0:08:05.800 been on this tour and not once have I been 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.200 sick on the whole tour. Even in that six week 0:08:08.250 --> 0:08:10.270 break that I had, I actually thought, yeah, yeah, touch wood, 0:08:10.330 --> 0:08:12.850 touch wood, touch wood. But even in that six week 0:08:12.890 --> 0:08:14.570 break that I had before the second half of the 0:08:14.630 --> 0:08:17.650 tour started or the encore tour, I was like, oh, 0:08:17.830 --> 0:08:20.510 I know that my body will get sick. But then 0:08:20.850 --> 0:08:22.810 I actually was so busy in those six weeks that 0:08:22.930 --> 0:08:25.890 I still didn't give my body a chance to really 0:08:25.910 --> 0:08:28.490 get sick. Anyway, the point is this happens to me 0:08:28.710 --> 0:08:30.830 all the time. Like my body locks in when it's 0:08:30.850 --> 0:08:33.390 time to hustle. And then as soon as my body 0:08:33.470 --> 0:08:36.290 knows we're taking a break, it's like my immune system goes, 0:08:36.650 --> 0:08:38.329 thank God we can get sick right now. 0:08:38.390 --> 0:08:38.869 Let's do it. 0:08:39.190 --> 0:08:41.830 And I get like severely, severely sick. Like I don't 0:08:41.870 --> 0:08:43.929 just get like a little head cold or nothing. Like 0:08:44.470 --> 0:08:47.150 it knocks me down. Like it's been a hell of 0:08:47.170 --> 0:08:49.850 a week. And of course, my body also knows when 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.069 we come back to work, which is obviously today. 0:08:52.090 --> 0:08:53.470 And you're feeling a bit better. 0:08:53.670 --> 0:08:56.650 Oh, I'm like, I would say like, I'm like 95% now. 0:08:56.710 --> 0:09:00.050 Like I feel, I feel great, but I obviously still 0:09:00.110 --> 0:09:04.810 have like my vocal cords have been ruined from this week. And, uh, 0:09:05.429 --> 0:09:07.470 I still got the cough lingering around and things like that. 0:09:07.510 --> 0:09:10.069 But no, I feel like I'm a totally different person 0:09:10.090 --> 0:09:12.630 to even yesterday. I was feeling better, but I was 0:09:12.670 --> 0:09:14.910 still like, I didn't know whether I'd be able to 0:09:15.290 --> 0:09:16.120 come and do this today. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:18.120 Like we, we, we, We were trying to come up 0:09:18.140 --> 0:09:19.450 with a backup plan. 0:09:20.130 --> 0:09:21.610 But I woke up today and I was like, oh, 0:09:21.730 --> 0:09:23.330 and you know what? I woke up in a really 0:09:23.350 --> 0:09:25.690 good mood like you. And I was like, here we go. 0:09:25.750 --> 0:09:26.329 Seize the day. 0:09:26.650 --> 0:09:29.709 The sickness is over. We're ready. Here we go. And 0:09:30.350 --> 0:09:33.790 then we, because as Brittany said, it was the long weekend. 0:09:34.910 --> 0:09:35.370 And I don't know. 0:09:35.429 --> 0:09:39.150 I know this is a bit niche for Sydney, Newcastle, 0:09:39.170 --> 0:09:42.160 Central Coast kind of people. But also I guess this 0:09:42.700 --> 0:09:44.360 maybe happens like everywhere. 0:09:44.380 --> 0:09:44.800 Yeah. But. 0:09:46.710 --> 0:09:50.660 Oh my goodness. I'm so late. I'm 25 minutes late 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.900 or so. We only have this studio booking for an hour. 0:09:54.380 --> 0:09:55.920 So we've got to hustle and get this done. 0:09:55.940 --> 0:09:57.339 I've got my eye on the clock. 0:09:57.580 --> 0:09:57.850 Good. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:09:58.809 But who.... 0:09:59.980 --> 0:10:02.699 Decided to put this booking in on the Friday before 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.760 a long weekend? I've been in standstill traffic on the freeway. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.179 So next time, flagging, we'll have to think about that 0:10:09.260 --> 0:10:12.750 in advance because I was sitting on that freeway going, oh, 0:10:12.870 --> 0:10:15.800 not only was it annoying- And it's just one of 0:10:15.860 --> 0:10:17.560 those things. Why is it with a long weekend no 0:10:17.580 --> 0:10:19.569 one knows how to drive? Even once I got off 0:10:19.610 --> 0:10:21.090 the freeway and I was in Newcastle and I got 0:10:21.150 --> 0:10:23.110 off the freeway, it's like I was driving behind the 0:10:23.190 --> 0:10:27.190 dumbest imbeciles I've ever come across in my life. No 0:10:27.290 --> 0:10:29.090 one knew what the bloody heck was going on. 0:10:29.250 --> 0:10:30.989 I just think people don't know how to drive in 0:10:31.050 --> 0:10:31.949 general these days. 0:10:32.110 --> 0:10:34.130 True. It is true. But anyway. 0:10:34.150 --> 0:10:35.550 And you get road rage, don't you? 0:10:35.970 --> 0:10:36.130 Oh, 100%. 0:10:36.130 --> 0:10:38.070 You told me that. 0:10:38.090 --> 0:10:38.610 But you know what? 0:10:38.670 --> 0:10:40.650 I'm a pretty chill person. I'm a pretty, like I 0:10:40.670 --> 0:10:43.000 don't get angry at anyone, do I? I never really like, 0:10:43.030 --> 0:10:46.309 you know, get. Actually, maybe I do. But, you know, 0:10:46.750 --> 0:10:49.850 the point is, like, I feel like I take my 0:10:49.970 --> 0:10:52.250 anger out in road rage. 0:10:52.290 --> 0:10:54.250 Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And never at 0:10:54.290 --> 0:10:55.010 the person. 0:10:55.730 --> 0:10:58.460 Like, I'm never sticking my finger up. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:02.260 Like, I just say it to myself. I just go, 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:05.250 what a. Fuck an idiot. What a loser. 0:11:05.490 --> 0:11:06.990 I'm not a road rage person. 0:11:07.010 --> 0:11:10.130 Little pinky when they're speeding. The tosser. Yeah, tosser, little pinky. 0:11:10.250 --> 0:11:12.410 Remember that campaign on TV back in the day? It 0:11:12.450 --> 0:11:13.490 was like, don't be a tosser. 0:11:13.550 --> 0:11:16.000 It worked on me when they stick the finger up 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.860 and wiggle the pinky to say, which how funny that 0:11:18.900 --> 0:11:22.260 the government. or whoever did that, I think it was 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:25.780 the government, released a campaign to shame men into having 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:29.540 small dicks if they speed. Like that's just like mind-blowing. 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:31.500 They would not do that today. That was an ad 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:35.460 that was allowed on television and so heavily because it's 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.110 like definitely been imprinted in my brain. 0:11:38.570 --> 0:11:41.150 I'm not a road rage person. I like am a 0:11:41.170 --> 0:11:43.550 very neutral person in times of stress. 0:11:43.830 --> 0:11:44.430 Nonchalant. 0:11:44.650 --> 0:11:49.450 Yeah, I am 100% nonchalant. Great example. 0:11:49.870 --> 0:11:52.189 Before when we realised you were going to be late, 0:11:52.330 --> 0:11:54.510 Gay Jay messaged me and goes, fuck. 0:11:55.050 --> 0:11:57.969 And I said, no, it's not that big of a 0:11:57.990 --> 0:11:58.550 deal at all. 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.160 We will smash it out because that's how I try 0:12:01.179 --> 0:12:03.319 to be in every situation. But even the other day 0:12:03.340 --> 0:12:06.540 I was driving in the car with AJ and I 0:12:06.580 --> 0:12:09.060 don't remember who else. And I was in like the 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:11.660 overtaking lane and I just wanted to get into the 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:14.760 left lane. And so I went up ahead a bit 0:12:14.780 --> 0:12:16.550 because there was a car on my left and I 0:12:16.590 --> 0:12:19.510 left more than enough gap between me and that car 0:12:19.530 --> 0:12:22.930 before I merged back over to the left lane. And 0:12:22.950 --> 0:12:25.459 so I put my indicator on. looked over my shoulder, 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:29.660 turned like to go in. And that person literally a 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:33.709 hundred meters back was on the horn, high beaming, like 0:12:34.170 --> 0:12:37.329 full road raging at me when, and we were in 0:12:37.510 --> 0:12:38.350 an 80 zone as well. 0:12:38.429 --> 0:12:40.530 So like, we're already going fast. 0:12:40.570 --> 0:12:42.590 Like, where are you in a rush to get where 0:12:42.770 --> 0:12:45.070 I have now somehow inconvenienced you? 0:12:45.270 --> 0:12:47.340 And also can't they then get into the overtaking lane 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:47.860 and go around you? 0:12:49.980 --> 0:12:53.140 Where people have road rage and every time someone does 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:58.740 that like I just piss myself because I think what 0:12:58.820 --> 0:13:01.719 kind of day you having or what kind of mindset 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:03.600 do you have or what kind of person are you 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:07.260 if me just going in front of you bothers you 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:10.079 and fills you with that much rage and also how 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:13.840 much have I delayed you in your day now yeah 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:15.719 not at all yeah do you. 0:13:18.890 --> 0:13:20.470 Really late now because of me? 0:13:21.090 --> 0:13:21.390 No. 0:13:21.910 --> 0:13:23.550 Not at all. It really doesn't make a difference. 0:13:23.690 --> 0:13:26.390 I feel like I've said this before, but like when 0:13:26.450 --> 0:13:29.130 people like speed past me, I keep an eye on them. 0:13:29.270 --> 0:13:31.209 Yes. And at the end of the freeway, you know, 0:13:31.210 --> 0:13:34.370 20 minutes later, you still see the same car. 0:13:34.390 --> 0:13:38.469 Like speeding really does not make you any, get there 0:13:38.590 --> 0:13:39.489 any faster. 0:13:39.510 --> 0:13:40.449 Exactly right. 0:13:40.670 --> 0:13:41.030 Yeah. 0:13:41.050 --> 0:13:43.200 So, Pinkies up. Pinky up. 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:46.920 Pinky up. 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:50.320 The Australian government needs to get Cat's Eye and do 0:13:50.340 --> 0:13:51.179 the campaign again. 0:13:51.220 --> 0:13:55.979 Pinky up. Small dicks all around. There you go. There's 0:13:56.020 --> 0:13:56.880 the episode title. 0:13:57.100 --> 0:13:57.380 All right. 0:13:57.940 --> 0:14:00.230 Let's move on because we've got to be quick today. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:02.690 Yeah, we've got to be quick because we are on 0:14:02.730 --> 0:14:04.350 a timer. So should we just get straight into our 0:14:04.390 --> 0:14:04.950 royal flush? 0:14:04.990 --> 0:14:05.670 Yeah, yeah. 0:14:05.830 --> 0:14:06.230 Oh, wait. 0:14:06.370 --> 0:14:07.510 I did want to say one thing. 0:14:08.580 --> 0:14:10.600 Fucking hell, Matt. 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:11.640 What am I holding up? 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:14.280 You are holding up the new iPhone 18, which we 0:14:14.340 --> 0:14:16.020 spoke about just recently. 0:14:16.140 --> 0:14:18.990 And you were so pedantic about, nah, I'm not getting 0:14:19.050 --> 0:14:19.810 sucked into it. 0:14:19.810 --> 0:14:21.710 So did I say that? 0:14:22.050 --> 0:14:23.370 I don't remember, actually. 0:14:23.390 --> 0:14:24.310 I put this on my. 0:14:24.430 --> 0:14:24.989 Can I have a look? 0:14:25.010 --> 0:14:28.290 Yeah, I put this on my subscribers, on Instagram subscribers. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:32.400 And people were messaging straight away being like, you just 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:33.280 said on the podcast. 0:14:33.300 --> 0:14:35.500 I swear. The episode had come out like that day. 0:14:36.020 --> 0:14:36.460 And they were like. 0:14:38.250 --> 0:14:40.670 You just said like you don't need. 0:14:40.330 --> 0:14:42.190 The new phone. Yeah, I think you did say something 0:14:42.250 --> 0:14:42.770 along those lines. 0:14:42.790 --> 0:14:45.850 But I was talking about the Duo, the folding one 0:14:45.890 --> 0:14:48.220 that's like $ 5, 000. 0:14:48.060 --> 0:14:48.820 Oh, yeah, the Duo. 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.020 Like the average person doesn't need that. I can see 0:14:51.100 --> 0:14:55.880 how that would benefit certain people in certain professions and whatever. 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:57.760 Like, sure, it's got a target market. 0:14:57.780 --> 0:15:00.760 But I just meant like the average consumer, I believe, 0:15:00.830 --> 0:15:02.430 doesn't need the fucking stupid Duo. 0:15:02.450 --> 0:15:02.670 Gotcha. 0:15:03.290 --> 0:15:05.670 But the phone, I was saying like mine was sizzling, 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:08.170 mine was slow, mine was like I definitely needed to 0:15:08.650 --> 0:15:10.780 upgrade like my phone. 0:15:10.860 --> 0:15:12.580 And I'm so glad I did. Oh, my goodness. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.200 And I also purchased a new MacBook as well. And 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.060 that has changed my life. 0:15:18.300 --> 0:15:20.120 So good. I will say this is my first time 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:22.380 seeing the new iPhone, the burgundy color. 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.280 I got the burgundy bitch, the bitchy burgundy. 0:15:24.420 --> 0:15:26.320 It is much darker than I thought. 0:15:26.380 --> 0:15:26.660 Yeah. 0:15:27.020 --> 0:15:29.119 Like the burgundy is super dark. It could also be 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:32.600 like all the purple lights in here throwing it off. Also, Matt, 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:34.840 you are one of those unhinged people that never has 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:36.500 a phone case or a screen protector. 0:15:36.820 --> 0:15:41.100 No, because I have like a weird manifestation thing of 0:15:44.580 --> 0:15:46.450