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Speaker 1: Hello, podcast listeners, Tom Time is back. In this episode,

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Speaker 1: we also revisit the appendix story for the story ever,

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Speaker 1: and it's MDG's turn to read out his resume and

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Speaker 1: there's a couple of cracking lines in there that you

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Speaker 1: don't want to miss.

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Speaker 2: Test Test Test, And now it's time for Tom the

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Speaker 2: overweight looking Russell Brand producer Tom Tom Time.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you finish him all brand before you start your

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Speaker 3: own Segma man.

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Speaker 4: Yes, good morning the Whipper Matt Dagru Can we get

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Speaker 4: an update?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? On my Kendall Jenner cut up board night, first night.

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Speaker 2: Thank you guys. I really appreciate the cardboard cutout. I

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Speaker 2: thought about strapping her to the roof of my yarras

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Speaker 2: to take her home. You going to get her home,

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Speaker 2: but I thought it might come off on the Harbor bridge.

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Speaker 2: That would be embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: What did your wife say yesterday when she said do.

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Speaker 2: You prefer me or the cardboard?

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Speaker 3: What did you say? How do you answer that?

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Speaker 2: I said, that's not That's three not something I can

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Speaker 2: ask right now.

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Speaker 5: That would be for an episode of.

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Speaker 3: Tommy. Do you think on Saturday night when you get

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Speaker 3: a chance to let your hair down? It could be

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Speaker 3: yourself and Inger and Kendle in the one bed, your

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Speaker 3: first at the age of thirty six.

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Speaker 5: You're pretty cardboard in the bedroom, incredibly described as a

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Speaker 5: cheap bit of cardboard.

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Speaker 2: My wife said, you'd love to recycle me, so I

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Speaker 2: don't know what that but either way, it's pretty good girl.

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Speaker 4: Sitting and going boyse.

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Speaker 3: Come you can do that in that tom My kids

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Speaker 3: also loving at the moment. The fact that you look

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Speaker 3: like Edward Susanna came up again last night. We put

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Speaker 3: the trailer on on YouTube and we watch it while

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Speaker 3: they said the going Tommy, Tommy.

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Speaker 2: There you go. Look at me, go with my fast.

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Speaker 5: Fingers, which is what you'll need this.

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Speaker 3: Morning for tom tangers for Kendle.

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Speaker 2: And I say good morning to Monique in man An. Hello,

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Speaker 2: happy birthday week.

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Speaker 5: Time there's the countday week.

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Speaker 3: Yeah wow, I realized that we're going on with it.

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Speaker 2: Three incriminating questions. The answer is either Fitzy or Whipper.

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Speaker 2: Get the third one correct. See you at gold class.

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Speaker 2: Question number one black my mom, who is in the

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Speaker 2: habit the nasty habit of sculling cough medicine?

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Speaker 3: Just to get through this radio show?

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Speaker 2: He just needs to talk for three hours sculling cough medicine,

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Speaker 2: so much so it left him feeling dizzy and faint yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Who would that be?

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Speaker 4: Fits all?

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Speaker 5: Whipped? I'm your spot, Colin was one ache.

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Speaker 3: When I looked at the bottle after excuse me smashing

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Speaker 3: a good mouthful, I realized it was the nighttime one

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Speaker 3: that makes you a little bit sleepy. So I balanced

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Speaker 3: that with coffee yesterday and had about ten during the show,

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Speaker 3: and by nine o'clock I was stuffed.

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Speaker 5: I must have had some of it just before you.

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Speaker 3: Told that straw.

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Speaker 5: While you'd gone to slope.

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Speaker 3: Mate. It's a good story of stuff.

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Speaker 2: All right, Let's go to question.

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Speaker 3: Crazy.

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Speaker 2: How good is fun? Question number two? This one was disgraceful.

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Speaker 2: Who went up to Amanda in our pre in our

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Speaker 2: legal team is pregnant? Who went up to Amanda and said, quote,

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Speaker 2: you look like you're pretty over it. I bet you're

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Speaker 2: sick of waddling. Oh he Then he then went to

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Speaker 2: Sam and our legal department and wished her a happy

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Speaker 2: thirtieth birthday, except that she's just turned twenty nine.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, who would do both of those things?

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Speaker 2: Fitz?

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Speaker 6: I want to say whipper again, But.

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Speaker 3: What do you what would you say, would you say,

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Speaker 3: I know what you want to say? What's the better

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Speaker 6: It's definitely fits.

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Speaker 3: How you must be over.

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Speaker 5: Wand you ready pretty yes. But she brought up the

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Speaker 5: waddling first time. You left that bit out that important

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Speaker 4: Doesn't matter how you're edited, man, doesn't matter how you're edited, you.

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Speaker 3: Still say quite quae quo on mine.

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Speaker 2: Let's take it away with question number three. Who is

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Speaker 2: He then he then pretended that he knew that and

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Speaker 2: Who would that be? If it?

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Speaker 3: What do you want to say? Mom?

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 3: In your mind, just to paint a picture though, because

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Speaker 3: if anybody thinks I've completely lost my marbles, you're probably right.

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Speaker 3: But the schools, like the classrooms are next to each other,

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Speaker 3: and I happened to walk up one side where Jack

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Speaker 3: I walked through that classroom to get ted. It's the

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Speaker 3: same thing to turn up and there wasn't a kid there. Tom.

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Speaker 3: They're lying and the said, Lisa annoys me.

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Speaker 2: The teacher said, you had no idea.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't sure. The thing was, I'd look for five minutes.

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Speaker 2: All over the place.

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Speaker 5: I'm starting to warm to this man, and I know

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Speaker 5: you're off him, Nicholas Cage, face off. You can't do it.

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Speaker 3: He can. It's like when you say Bond, James Bond

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Speaker 3: the time. He needs to be perfect. Whenever you cast.

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Speaker 5: Nicholas Cage and John Travale together, you know it's going

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Speaker 3: What a powerhouse? Lost his mind at all, Nicholas. He's

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Speaker 3: bought some stupid things over a dinosaur skull. Yeah, he has.

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Speaker 3: This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 5: And I talk about death all the time, and I

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Speaker 3: Family and our friends and talk about it.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know this. Nicholas Cages bought his own grave

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Speaker 5: burial side in twenty teen. Is it a pyramid and

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Speaker 5: it now. He was caught, Well, he wasn't caught. He

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Speaker 5: went and took his new girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Is a pyramid? A pyramid?

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Speaker 5: Holy cow? He took his new girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: This is where I'm going to die. Hey, how good

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Speaker 3: is this? Shall we have lunch? Now? Now?

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Speaker 4: National treasure?

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Speaker 3: For how good?

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Speaker 5: National Treasures were great movies?

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Speaker 4: As an aside, he's picked the It's out of the

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Speaker 4: God in sixty seconds car would have been the perfect.

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Speaker 5: See that was a good movie as well, gone in

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Speaker 3: And I need to take his face.

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Speaker 5: It's a nine foot tall pyramids. You can't do it.

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Speaker 3: He don't want to do it.

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Speaker 5: Nine foot tall pyramid the Latin words omnia ano, which

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Speaker 5: translates to everything from one. Do you know the idea

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Speaker 5: New Orleans, New Orleans older cemetery? You can go and

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Speaker 5: see it right now.

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Speaker 3: Take the idea of the pyramids in Egypt was so

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Speaker 3: it's close to the gods. What is he hoping to

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Speaker 5: Novelty and novelty Tombstone novelty.

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Speaker 3: He's done movies National Treasure.

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Speaker 5: He looks for treasure all the time.

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Speaker 3: He himself. Where is he at with the movie about

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Speaker 5: They're actually filming they I can't wait for that. And

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Speaker 5: I think that's why he took his new girlfriend there,

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Speaker 3: So we're on the topic of Corona. We're just talking

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Speaker 3: about cruise ships. You were saying you're going to have

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Speaker 5: No, they're always there. I mean they're always there. This

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Speaker 5: I got told by a local is that over winter

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Speaker 3: There are people still getting out of the cab with

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Speaker 5: Trying to find their way down to the dock. Quite

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Speaker 3: Guys. Enjoy the walk. Update on Corona for you this morning, guys.

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Speaker 3: As the upbreak continues Tokyo Olympics, he is under threat.

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Speaker 3: The headline reads that it may be canceled if the

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Speaker 5: The question is, I can't see it going ahead. How

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Speaker 5: do you contain because I mean there are cases in Japan,

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Speaker 5: we know that. How do these athletes They've got to agree,

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Speaker 5: the athletes. Then you've got people coming from all over

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't the Olympics be the best way to spread a disease?

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Speaker 3: I mean it's a disease sharing festival if you wanted to. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you're right. I mean normally it just happens in the

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Speaker 4: I don't understand why someone like Australia hasn't just gone, well,

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Speaker 4: we have every single venue from the Sydney two thousand.

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Speaker 3: You're already over this part of the world.

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Speaker 4: We'll take it off.

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Speaker 3: Some others have put their hand up around the world,

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Speaker 3: haven't they did? Did Germany? Yeah, was a Germany that suggested, hey, guys,

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Speaker 5: Did you see the Minister for health from Iran?

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Speaker 3: Did you see that? No? What did he go with?

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Speaker 3: He did a press conference.

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Speaker 5: I'm not joking and he was talking to Iran about

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Speaker 5: what's going on with coronavirus and he was sweating the

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Speaker 3: He kept wiping his brow.

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Speaker 5: I'm not joke.

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Speaker 3: He's got it.

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Speaker 5: And then half an hour later he went and got

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Speaker 5: tested and he had corona dressing the country.

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Speaker 3: No. Well, the guy that was wor looking the head

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Speaker 3: of the hospital in Wu tan buh I get that

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Speaker 3: wrong every time. Claim Yep, he's died as well. The

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Speaker 4: That sounds a bit like the you know, the guys

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Speaker 3: A couple of updates to Coca Cola under threat the

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Speaker 3: artificial sweeteners come from China. Coke could be stop production

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Speaker 3: lines of threatens have been threatened. The bizarre toll has

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Speaker 3: also taken on Sydney's chopstick supplies out of China, as

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Speaker 3: you can imagine running around into real trouble. There one

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Speaker 3: to Japan for six days to clean I must have

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Speaker 3: It's a stitch up, isn't it. It's not a stitch up.

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Speaker 3: So what they've done is they've shot this message off

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Speaker 3: waiting for the next message to come through. No to

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Speaker 5: Wasn't there an article written yesterday say that it's a hoax.

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Speaker 3: It's not a scam. They've got nobody over there to

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Speaker 4: From the central rocking up with his little bucket, Steve

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Speaker 4: and the.

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Speaker 5: Overseas, the cruise ship.

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Speaker 3: I got a plane, a cruise ship.

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Speaker 5: Actually, I don't want I don't want to freak people

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Speaker 5: and then he threw back to Pete Overton. People just

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Speaker 7: Chris, thank you, no excuse me, Pete. Pete nine years

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Speaker 4: Grandmother, incredibly thinking he's home stay.

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Speaker 5: Luckily he had the other guy there.

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Speaker 3: It is if you talk about it, you can catch it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, we're gone, We're oh god, Okay.

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Speaker 5: So you know, Jeff Bezos has just bought a new

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Speaker 5: He's about to be.

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Speaker 3: Trumped because that was the record, wasn't it. That was

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Speaker 5: He's about to be trumped three times over. D be

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Speaker 5: a bit shattered with this. There's a house.

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Speaker 3: Called the One, The One, the One.

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Speaker 5: It's ten thousand square meters, it's in bel Air and

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Speaker 5: they're going to put it. They're just about to put

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Speaker 5: it on the market for seven hundred and fifty million dollars.

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Speaker 4: What possibly goes in a seven hundred and fifty million

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Speaker 5: There's the house at night, it's got three hundred and

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Speaker 5: go through it for you. Is the house built Well,

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Speaker 5: they're saying it's not a house, it's it's more of

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Speaker 3: So much so we're buying a city, not a house.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so it's got eighteen bedrooms and you can probably

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Speaker 3: Eighteen bedrooms with twenty five bathrooms. I've never understood when

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Speaker 5: But besides that, Dave, I've worked ten meters in this

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to install another bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Getting out of bed at.

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Speaker 3: Night to do a wee, I've got to work out

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Speaker 3: which bathroom to walk into. I've got four of them

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Speaker 3: off my bedroom, four swimming pools. Four makes rich before him.

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Speaker 5: Can we get onto Dicky? He'll be shadowed. Someone else

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Speaker 5: has got more palls than he does. Okay, it's got

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Speaker 5: a nightclub. Awesome, just awesome, But imagine having a nightclub

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Speaker 5: in house. Get your friends over. Why are we sitting

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, it's just seven point thirty. I'm going downstairs

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Speaker 3: to start the dance floor by myself. He guys going

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Speaker 3: to come down soon.

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Speaker 5: And wouldn't it be funny you always had one mate

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Speaker 5: and you obviously got to hire a security guard. But

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Speaker 5: the joke is that he can't get in every time,

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Speaker 5: not seeing in the rubber's room.

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Speaker 3: Not those Jeanes. It's got a bowling alley. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 3: standard standards tennis court. Yeah, I got it. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Feels like they've just put the price on just so

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Speaker 4: we would talk about it.

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Speaker 3: You know, you think someone wants this is part of

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Speaker 3: the marketing campaign. Yeah, impossible. You know, we would never

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Speaker 5: The seven hundred and fifty million dollars.

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Speaker 3: Come on, you'd want zip lines? What would you want

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Speaker 3: for seven hundred and fifty million dollars? Because I would

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Speaker 3: have thought when it got when you got to that

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Speaker 3: level of wealth, it wasn't about what was in your house.

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Speaker 3: It was about the staff that you'd have. So you've

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Speaker 5: Do you guys have OCD as well?

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Speaker 3: Where?

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Speaker 5: At night? I do this, I have to go around

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Speaker 5: and cheat to see if all the doors across this

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Speaker 3: Imagine in a golf cart.

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Speaker 5: It's quarter past seven. I'm going to start checking all

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Speaker 3: Nine Thomas got for me. I'm really into pub I'm

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Speaker 3: really into public love. And I don't mean public displays

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Speaker 3: of affection. I mean things like we did for Billboard Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, well we put it out there. We did

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Speaker 3: leave an now out of her name, but that doesn't

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Speaker 3: matter Billboard brook and you know, we put her on

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Speaker 3: then we set her up with James. Date one went well,

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Speaker 3: Day two didn't go as well.

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Speaker 5: It's hard. It's really tough out there on the singles.

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Speaker 3: Soon oh yeah you yeah, and then still have a

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Speaker 3: look around on the lovely pubs.

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Speaker 5: Realize that I have some responsibility back at home.

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Speaker 3: It's called a bloody wedding ring. What nothing tell me

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Speaker 3: any update. I'm trying to get a couple more Billboards

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Speaker 3: because I don't think we should let Billboard Love die.

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Speaker 3: I am still that is huge for Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm chasing budget from from from nov It's about

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Speaker 2: two grand. It's a lot of Billboard for.

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Speaker 4: You can't put a price on love, Tom.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, well you can pay for it. You found

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Speaker 2: it already.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah for a week.

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Speaker 2: So so I'm just trying to do the numbers so far,

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Speaker 2: I haven't haven't got anything.

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Speaker 3: Budget to time.

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Speaker 2: Leave it with me, guys, watch this space media.

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Speaker 3: This is Here's the other side to public love. And

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Speaker 3: this is a woman who's decided to take out half

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Speaker 3: a page ad in the newspaper just to dump her boyfriend,

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Speaker 3: known as Dearest Tea. She calls him, that's not cheap.

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Speaker 3: Why do you hurt me? Is the first thing the

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Speaker 3: ad reads to dearest Tea. I've spent late nights waiting

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Speaker 3: for you to respond to no avail. I've always picked

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Speaker 3: you up whenever you've asked me to. This is this?

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Speaker 3: Is it in confidential?

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Speaker 5: I would have it next to confidential, because then it

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Speaker 5: literal pick up as in from That's what I think?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: School or whatnot? Emotional because you're struggling.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm torn by that line. I don't

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Speaker 3: think she's been all that great with her half page.

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Speaker 3: I'm giving you the space you need to despite your

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Speaker 3: control issues. God, this could be for me. I've realized

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Speaker 3: the gifts that you buy for me are actually bought

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Speaker 3: on my credit card. I've got more dumber.

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Speaker 5: The way to get away with that? You're approaching you

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Speaker 5: with me when you check your credit card statement every

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Speaker 5: now and then and you see it POPA.

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Speaker 3: How's that going to work? Goes on And this is

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Speaker 3: the harshest part of the ad. She's taken out in

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Speaker 3: the half page. I'm done. I'm done with constantly giving

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Speaker 3: and never receiving personal My friends think I deserve better.

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Speaker 3: If you're paying per character, this is cost her a fortune.

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Speaker 3: My friends think I deserve better. I think so too.

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Speaker 3: So yes, honey, I'm breaking up with you. So round

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Speaker 3: it out in the rhyme, which is quite nice, still

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Speaker 3: a little wordy, and then it just he's just shritting

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Speaker 5: Do you have to go public with that?

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Speaker 3: Honestly? Well, I mean, if they're not getting in touch

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Speaker 3: with you, it's be a way of doing it. Hey, everybody,

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Speaker 3: This is the thing. No, it's a page, mate, it's

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Speaker 3: half page half Have a look at it. Imagine if

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Speaker 3: you were missed tea turning it over and realizing my god,

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Speaker 3: I know knew I was using.

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Speaker 4: A credit card, or if you didn't know, and he

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Speaker 4: just went, honey, come and look at this fill.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some idiot's been dumped publicly in the paper.

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Speaker 5: Honey.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I just brought you some diamonds.

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Speaker 3: Great news to find out the other day, mate, reading

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Speaker 3: your CV that your interests are surfing and what was

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Speaker 3: the other one? Surfing? Read I have seen you do either.

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Speaker 5: Come on, mate, I was a very good surfer growing up.

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Speaker 3: I flew Reo Peninsula. Yep. And that's how long it is.

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Speaker 5: It's over twenty years old my resume and it's still

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Speaker 5: on a floppy disc.

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Speaker 3: You saw the floppy disc, It's still there. You get

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Speaker 3: a cash comverertiser buying a computer that would actually read it.

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Speaker 5: Have you got one?

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Speaker 3: You know what I've done on my laptop. I'm going

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Speaker 3: to have to get dad to search the old home

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Speaker 3: computer to try and find one. But I know there

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Speaker 3: is one that does exist.

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Speaker 5: In a perfect way.

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Speaker 3: He's still paying for your bills. Yeah, he pays all

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Speaker 3: the bills. He looks after the family. He does my

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Speaker 3: tax so he doesn't you had them sent to him?

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Speaker 5: Is that correct?

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Speaker 3: God, that's a complicated question.

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Speaker 2: I've got a new I've been doing some digging behind

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Speaker 5: Guys, have you got whippers?

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Speaker 2: I don't have whippers yet, got any working hard on it.

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Speaker 2: I have discovered matt groups curriculum.

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Speaker 3: How old is this?

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Speaker 2: Well, this is looking like around I guess two thousand

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Speaker 5: See that.

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Speaker 4: Two thousand and four I finished high school, so I

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Speaker 3: So this is in a dyed head peroxide stage.

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Speaker 4: No, this should be thinning, but in denial and looking

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Speaker 4: to make my way in the big city because I

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00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,880
Speaker 4: went to UNI in Camera, I wanted a job in Sydney.

447
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,920
Speaker 4: Did you get a job at Nova two thousand and twelve?

448
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 4: So there was four years before according to this.

449
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 2: You you were working at two UI at the time

450
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 2: Radio two UI four than the AM band as a

451
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,959
Speaker 2: sports journalist. And thanks to your parents who sent this

452
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 2: down to me via email.

453
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,200
Speaker 5: You've written a bit of a blurb.

454
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,199
Speaker 2: Scale you've put your full address, you know when you

455
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 2: were living in Mossman, and you put all your education.

456
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,880
Speaker 3: It looks it's sounds successful.

457
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,639
Speaker 2: You've put a little blurb here at the start. I

458
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 2: love lo lov blurb, says he. This is Matt Degritz CV.

459
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 2: I'm a dedicated journalist who strives to deliver outstanding reporting.

460
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 2: I want to be the eyes and the ears for

461
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 2: our city.

462
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 3: I wrote wow in front of you.

463
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,200
Speaker 5: I want to be the eyes and these Glen Daniels

464
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 5: computer copy of bats written down.

465
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 3: Then it gets worse.

466
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 2: Matt says, I'm an upstanding and well respected citizen of

467
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 2: the Lower north Shore community. As an employee, quote, I'm

468
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: not demanding, but I'm in demand.

469
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: Right there.

470
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:39,400
Speaker 3: In italics, I'm not demanding, but I'm in demand.

471
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 8: How do you have a job and the wife the

472
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 8: sational that is amazing?

473
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 2: So this is obviously test to see would we hire

474
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 2: you at shirts We got this CV, now, I mean

475
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 2: there's common infidency.

476
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 5: But then do you also when you go away and

477
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 5: he leaves.

478
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 3: The room to your game?

479
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: We got another one a few other quick bits. So yes.

480
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 2: It mentions you're a sports announcer on Canberra's one oh

481
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 2: four point seven Balls and all Saturday morning.

482
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,959
Speaker 5: Sports Shops and all that. That was one of my

483
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 5: favorite shows.

484
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 2: YEA loved you also drove the promotional vehicle four balls

485
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 2: and all in demand.

486
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 5: So you dropped some off from the radio.

487
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 3: Certainly in demand.

488
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 2: Other things part you know, previous sort of non radio stuff.

489
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 2: You worked at the Canberra Stadium. You set up and

490
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 2: dismantled the large screens for the foot match.

491
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 5: At the stadium.

492
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 2: I set up and dismand of the.

493
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 3: Stadium demand which which is good.

494
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,479
Speaker 2: And in two thousand and one you were a kiosk

495
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:51,439
Speaker 2: attendant at the Sawtel Sawtel Beach Caravan Pass.

496
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 4: What do you mean, well, I mean once no, whoa.

497
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 3: Have a glass for them?

498
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 4: People who work in kiosks are people to mate.

499
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, the people who attend are just punted as it hungry.

500
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 2: I have a couple of idiots of others that I

501
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: want to share with you. So obviously you wanted to

502
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: highlight when you work up and coming. You wanted to

503
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 2: highlight that you could be a great commentator. And it

504
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 2: says in here that you commentated over one hundred and

505
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:26,399
Speaker 2: fifty go kart races at the Coffs Harbor International Speedway.

506
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 5: Is there any audio of this?

507
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 3: And here it comes in the supercart Steve around the

508
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 3: Bend Lap thirteen Freeborn Agar with a supercart. That's really good.

509
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 5: Here comes David Campbell, who's in demand.

510
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 4: It says good things.

511
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 3: There.

512
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 2: You were the MC for the Coffs Harbor City Council

513
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 2: Festival of Sand Modeling.

514
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 5: What a night that was well done.

515
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 3: On the tower. The Coffs Harbor Rotary Club.

516
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 2: Duck races, that's a big thing.

517
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 4: Everyone puts a little rubbit ducky at one end of

518
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 4: the river and lets the tired take it down to

519
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,640
Speaker 4: the other end, and whoever's duck finishes.

520
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 3: First life in the past line.

521
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 5: Oh how rivety you were.

522
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 3: So everyone's duck is moving to the same stream.

523
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 2: This is Matt de griss CV. We're going through so

524
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 2: many kids born there.

525
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,360
Speaker 5: You were Coss.

526
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: Harbor Young Citizen of the Year in two thousand and five.

527
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 3: Were no one else did anything.

528
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 2: And you were a finalist.

529
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 5: You were the only ones I work around.

530
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,439
Speaker 4: Not a nice addict, and that was basically you were.

531
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,360
Speaker 2: You were a finalist in the nationwide John Law's Rising

532
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 2: Radio stark tissue.

533
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 4: He does, I didn't win it, But where's that?

534
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

535
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,719
Speaker 5: I wonder if flaws he remembers you who did win it?

536
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 4: Well, see I didn't. I didn't win it. I was

537
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 4: a finalist and this is the thing. If you want it,

538
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 4: you got to spend an hour on air with laws.

539
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 4: But it was the same week that I went on

540
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 4: my schoolies cruise and I was going.

541
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 3: To cancel the.

542
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 4: Job being morning announcer Griffith's Radio.

543
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 3: I mean, write six story that just just still love

544
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 3: to attend the.

545
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 2: Duck right to round out, you did put your interests.

546
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: You put all all sports, a local team, sport, local women,

547
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: theater and socializing.

548
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 5: But don't put socializing. Can you do that line one

549
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:18,360
Speaker 5: more time?

550
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 3: Can you? Can you finish this off there with take

551
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 3: us out with the new tea shows recording see here

552
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 3: it is. I even put it in.

553
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 4: As an employee.

554
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 3: This sucks.

555
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 4: I'm not demanding, but I'm in demand.

556
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 5: Well don't you.

557
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 3: You've got the job best story, the best story ever, guys.

558
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 3: The idea is that I delivered the best story you've

559
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 3: ever heard on the topic of Joyce. And then you've

560
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 3: got twenty four hours. It's going me twenty five to

561
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 3: go one up, give me a better version or a better.

562
00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 5: Story, and I've got to give it to you.

563
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 3: Mate, Well done, thank you.

564
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 5: I mean you kick it off with a really good story,

565
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 5: so so story story, and then usually we get our

566
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 5: listeners to ring in and they just absolutely trump here.

567
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. Sometimes he used to tell the story about a

568
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 3: bloke in the Second World War and he was caught

569
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 3: in the jungle in the Philippines. He's done a bit

570
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: of veterinary signs and knew he was rotten. His appendix

571
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 3: was gone. This is the topic we're on, uh, And

572
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 3: he decided to sit down by a lake and over

573
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 3: a four hour period, he cut himself open and removed

574
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 3: his own appendix, stitched himself up, went back into fights

575
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 3: like Ramber won the war single handedly.

576
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 5: Scott's given as a call from Penrith, Scotty, what is

577
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 5: your appendix story?

578
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: Make?

579
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 9: How are you guys?

580
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 3: There?

581
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 9: You going going back about thirty years ago? I've got

582
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 9: your pennies out now when I wake up from them,

583
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 9: the everything was done, or woke up and the doctor coming.

584
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 9: See he said, listen, Scott. He said, well, long, little problem.

585
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 9: We've got your pennies out, but you've got five stitches

586
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 9: in your neck. I've gone hang on a second. Is

587
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 9: that is that the new new technistic?

588
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 3: Going through that long way to go down? Scotty?

589
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 9: What are you taking the pangs down through your neck

590
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 9: these days, are you No, just the tube that you

591
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 9: have on your throat, the little cord that that's tied

592
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 9: around the back of your neck. We cut that and

593
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 9: cut your neck nice. Thanks very much for that.

594
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 5: Yes, so so they accidentally cut your neck, Scotty, and

595
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 5: you had five stitches in your neck?

596
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 3: Yep, oh, she wish. Did you decide to ask through

597
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 3: the compensation there, Scotty or a three meal on the

598
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 3: way out of the door.

599
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 9: Or I did? I did try to, and I said,

600
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 9: I mate, by the time you do that, you're going

601
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,479
Speaker 9: to be paying whatever you're winning legal lawyers.

602
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 5: See, because I had four knee recos there was one

603
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 5: that I asked the surgeon. I said, look, because I've

604
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 5: had it so many times, I'd love to have a

605
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 5: video just to see what goes on. Do not ask

606
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 5: a surgeon to see if they can video the surgery

607
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 5: that they're about to do, because they don't want any

608
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 5: evidence of what's going going on when you are out cold.

609
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 3: That's actually why they put you out, so you don't

610
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 3: know what goes on, all right.

611
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 5: Stitches in the neck From an appendix Emily and Mossman.

612
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 5: You think you've got a better appendix story.

613
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 3: Than WHI, Yes, I do.

614
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 6: My morning guys. My uncle was on a plane to

615
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 6: Senegal and his appendix burst while mid air.

616
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 3: Don't whoa, but.

617
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 6: That actually saved him because of the air pressure in

618
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 6: the airplane. And so he landed and had that operated on,

619
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 6: and then finally got to fly back home to Sydney

620
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 6: and a week lady complained of a really sore spot

621
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 6: where his appendix was, so they kept him out and

622
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 6: they said, oh, we have to operate on you again

623
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 6: because like one in one hundred thousand people have a

624
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 6: second appendix and that was just about to burst.

625
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 3: Why wow, So he was he was born with one

626
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 3: erupted on the plane, got there, fixed that up, flew home.

627
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 3: The second one went.

628
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 5: That is extraordinary, wouldn't they tell you after the first

629
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 5: one they go in and get when they see the

630
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 5: second one.

631
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just check the notes on the operation. Saw

632
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 3: a second appendix in there, MDG. Compared to the story

633
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 3: I delivered for best story ever.

634
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 4: Well, firstly it was about the person that they knew,

635
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 4: not something from the wars, and.

636
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 5: A bit of icing on the cake of that one

637
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 5: to say.

638
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 4: This time.

639
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 3: Maddie while you're in the hot seat, I give you

640
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 3: the chance to pick the topic for next week where

641
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 3: we look for the best story ever. I what do

642
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 3: you want to go? And I'm going to go for

643
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 3: different to what I just said, done golf.

644
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 4: Everyone I think has a story or a mate that

645
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,479
Speaker 4: has a story from this place that is the best

646
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 4: story ever on one word, Vegas, best.

647
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 3: Story ever out of Vegas.

648
00:30:53,360 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 5: I saw the hangover no more than that. I mean,

649
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 5: you were good on the pit bull end, Tommy pull

650
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 5: Tommy doing Pitbull doing that song is one of the

651
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 5: best things that you're ever here. And I'm sorry to

652
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 5: do this to you, Tommy, but you're gonna have to

653
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 5: do it again for the warm up wrap up of

654
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 5: the week.

655
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 2: You may have heard in that song what's your favorite?

656
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 2: You know? Evils speak no evil. My life is a movie.

657
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: You just tv O but a boom, but bing, but

658
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 2: a boom Mister world Wide does a step into the room.

659
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 2: I'm a hustler baby anyway, you get the idea.

660
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 3: But I just get the last.

661
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 2: Mammy got me twisted like a dreadlock Yabba Dabba doo.

662
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: Make her bedrock Mammy on fire red hot.

663
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 3: God, You've got one job mate. Yeah, Pitbull in for

664
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 3: wrap up in the week because you're taking him on.

665
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, wow you are.

666
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 5: A father mate.

667
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are.

668
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 5: Actually talking about this is okay?

669
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 3: What's Mick done? Okay?

670
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 5: I received a text message from Dad and he doesn't

671
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 5: text much because he's old. He's really old, right, But

672
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 5: someone's got in contact with my old man and said,

673
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 5: can you pass this message on to your son Ryan.

674
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 5: I'm going and Dad's copy and paste. I don't even

675
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 5: know how he's learned how to copy and paste. He's

676
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 5: done that and sent it via text messonow he's very confused. Hey, Fitzy,

677
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 5: we met twelve years ago when I hosted your Buck

678
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 5: show at Strats.

679
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 2: Now.

680
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 5: Strats is an institution in Adelaide that's across the road

681
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 5: from the other one that Shannon Nol got kicked out

682
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 5: of the Crazy Horse. Yes, so it's it's been there forever.

683
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 5: This is twelve years ago. It was my Bucks party.

684
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 5: To be honest with you, I can't even remember going there.

685
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 3: So obviously bonded with whoever. I don't know.

686
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 5: Listen to this. Why I'm contacting you is Strats is

687
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 5: turning twenty five years of age in fair and part

688
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 5: of the reason for the club's longevity is blokes like

689
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 5: yourself having a good word to say about the place.

690
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 5: To show my appreciation, I would like to invite you

691
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 5: and your mates that were at the Buck Show to

692
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 5: a Bucks Party reunion. I'll supply all the tables, the dancers,

693
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 5: and the booze for the night, and we make sure

694
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 5: that you're all fed very well with all the pizzas

695
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 5: that will be delivered. I hope you can accept my

696
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 5: offer and be part of the history celebrating my club's

697
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 5: twenty fifth year anniversary and the reunion. Yours faith yours faithfully,

698
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 5: and this spins me out even more faithful Stratt. So

699
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 5: the person that owns Strat's name is Strat, It's not Strap.

700
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 5: Then it gets even better because Stratt has then said, PS,

701
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 5: I emailed this offer to the wrong Ryan Fitzgerald, and

702
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 5: his response was so funny I felt like inviting him also.

703
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 5: Have a look at the.

704
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 3: Response below goes on. This is the response that.

705
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 5: Wrong Ryndames was from a guy called Ryan Fitzgerald up

706
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 5: in Newcastle. Hi, Strat, regrettably, and I mean regrettably, I

707
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 5: am not the Ryan.

708
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 3: Fitzgerald that you're looking for.

709
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 5: I occasionally get emails from people mistaking me for the

710
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 5: nov FM FITZI, and I must say yours has been

711
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 5: by far the best.

712
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 3: I was sorely tempted to jump on a plane and

713
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 3: head straight there. It sounds epic.

714
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 5: I'd suggest contacting nov FM to track him down and

715
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 5: if you find him, tell him his namesake in Newcastle

716
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 5: said he'd be a moron not to take you up

717
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 5: on the offer. Cheers man, Hope you find him and

718
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,919
Speaker 5: give him a rollicking good time.

719
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 3: How good is that? So you've got the other fitsy

720
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 3: warming you are, You've got.

721
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 2: To We've got to.

722
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 5: We've got to chase down.

723
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 3: And there's opportunity for you and the lads where not

724
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 3: every day you get to live out your bucks Parlas

725
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 3: Again it's different and they get the pizzas delivered. MDG

726
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 3: twin Peaks is just called dad. What you talking about?

727
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 3: It was very confused, but Mick was in this story

728
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 3: I've got for you definitely deserves to be in this category.

729
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 3: Got too much? You've got too much time? You do

730
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 3: you do in that oh my god stories that are

731
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 3: floating around when you think to yourself, well, you have

732
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 3: got too much time on your hands. A story I'd

733
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 3: like to present for this this morning is former us

734
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 3: Marini's sixty two years old. He has just broken the

735
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 3: world record for the longest plank I said, plank with

736
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 3: a p eight hours and fifteen minutes and fifteen second.

737
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 3: What an effort all day planking. But see, that's not

738
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 3: too much time on your hands, mate, that's a that's

739
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 3: a complete waste of time, which is another segment. We

740
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 3: should do too much time if you're great, Yeah, but

741
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 3: if you've got enough time to be planking for eight

742
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 3: hours a day, then you've got to play the stinger.

743
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 3: Too much time time on your hand. You've got a

744
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 3: great rick, that's what you've got. Yeah, too much time?

745
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 3: What's interesting? I mean, that's longer than the Netflix series

746
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 3: Stranger Things. Hood his name is not Robin Hood, George Hood.

747
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 3: Twenty eleven. He held the record sixteen.

748
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 5: Stranger Things has got three series hour and episode ten

749
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 5: episodes in a series.

750
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,839
Speaker 3: If you want to stop down on that detail, I'm

751
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 3: just going off the sheet, mate, But break it down.

752
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 5: If you'd go to thirty hours.

753
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 3: No, how's this though? For the last eighteen months, eighteen months,

754
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 3: he's been training for at least seven hours a day, like,

755
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 3: what benefit?

756
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 5: Well, he's retired, he's sixty two years of age.

757
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 3: So what are you doing when you retire not planking? Well,

758
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 3: you're kind of relaxing. You meant to kind of put

759
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 3: your feet up in retirement.

760
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 4: You can't monetize it. No, no one's going to look

761
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 4: at you and go, God, that's.

762
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 3: A cool well planked. Do you remember when you were

763
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 3: trying to plank a curtain to shoulders? So is that

764
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 3: too much time on your head? Well, Curry has She

765
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 3: starts the day with a ten minute plank, and I thought,

766
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 3: my god, Miranda Kirk can do it. I can do

767
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 3: it with both beautiful. No, it's not. I got about

768
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 3: six and six and a half minutes, shoulders started to

769
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,919
Speaker 3: go back, started to go core, wasn't strong enough, fell

770
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 3: on the floor and just an absolute slobbering mess. I

771
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 3: hated it. I did you do it in the studio? Yeah?

772
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 3: I could still do it. I won't now, not into

773
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 3: it now after this. I don't want to make this.

774
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 3: I don't want to make this segment. What do you reckon?

775
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: It would be your what would you talk?

776
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 5: Be?

777
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 3: Maxed out? It? These days? I don't know. Twelve twelve

778
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 3: what minutes? Twelve minutes?

779
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 5: Yea, you can get free, of course I could get

780
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 5: the three.

781
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 3: No, no, Maranda kre was five minutes and there it

782
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 3: was a strong ten.

783
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 4: And to your question the other day, yeah, you said,

784
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 4: and we'll apply it to planking. If someone gave you

785
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 4: ten million dollars, all you needed to do was plank

786
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,959
Speaker 4: for fifteen minutes and not collapse.

787
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 3: Would you actually do that? Find ten? But it is

788
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 3: a mental, definitely a meant if you were going, you

789
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 3: know what, take it above money.

790
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 5: Right.

791
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,720
Speaker 3: Let say you are going to be eaten by lions.

792
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 3: So they have a cage there and they're going to

793
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 3: open the door. If your knees dropped to that for

794
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: ten minutes, and if your knees dropped to the floor,

795
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 3: they opened the cage, you make it.

796
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 5: I reckon for the man that fell asleep in his

797
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 5: car of the car park at the gym, I reckon

798
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 5: you checks

799
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 3: On Ova