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Speaker 1: Morning, Melbourne. Let's light away our next guest.

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Speaker 2: Introducing our next Gust He's a comedian, actor, television presenter

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Speaker 2: and all around funny man.

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Speaker 1: All the way from London.

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Speaker 2: I accidentally hit a kid skiing to be fair to

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Speaker 2: me right, this little cut straight in front of me

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Speaker 2: in the line for the buffet, and I just lashed

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Speaker 2: out here in Australia, possibly to escape assault chargers.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome to the show, Jack.

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Speaker 3: Quite, Hey, good morning.

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Speaker 1: How are you morning? You're very good.

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Speaker 3: Have you been in Australia now?

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Speaker 2: I've been here for three weeks on tour with my parents,

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Speaker 2: So I'm very excited to be here because I'm excited

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Speaker 2: to not be with them, because I've been having breakfast, lunch,

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Speaker 2: and dinner with my mom and dad every day for

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Speaker 2: three weeks.

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Speaker 4: Do you get the big family room at the hotel?

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Speaker 1: No, genuinely.

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Speaker 2: What happens when we go to hotels is they seem

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Speaker 2: to somehow always get their first, and then they get

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Speaker 2: the best room, they get the upgrade, and I go

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Speaker 2: and look at their room normally because my dad's called

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Speaker 2: me because he can't turn the lights on, and then

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Speaker 2: I'll go in there and realize that they've got the

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Speaker 2: big room, and they always get the number one dressing

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Speaker 2: room as well, So I just get mugged.

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Speaker 1: Off everywhere we go.

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Speaker 5: I mean, we say, you travel with your dad a lot.

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Speaker 5: How do you go traveling with mum? Is she who's yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's good. She's very useful. I mean, because I

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Speaker 2: couldn't do it without him. She man marks him basically,

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Speaker 2: And yeah, we sort of like tag team Michael Whitehall

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Speaker 2: duties because it is like traveling with a sort of

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Speaker 2: minor royal when you're with him, which is actually quite

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Speaker 2: good as well in some ways because it means you

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Speaker 2: can sort of hide behind his divasness. So I would

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Speaker 2: always feel bad about making demands and insisting on like,

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Speaker 2: you know, limousines and five star hotels, but I can

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Speaker 2: go yeah, it was Michael. Michael just you know, he

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Speaker 2: needs to have a certain luxury and he's so high maintenance.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you sort of family. Do you know the royals?

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Speaker 2: I know, yeah, I've come into contact with them in

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Speaker 2: the past. I was quite good friends with Harry back

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Speaker 2: in the day, pre Megan when he was a terrible right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but when he was in Vegas or anything, were you

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Speaker 2: I wasn't there for the naked billiards when.

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Speaker 3: He was with Megan? Is that true that he dropped

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Speaker 3: his mates?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I wasn't. I wouldn't say part of

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Speaker 2: the inner circle. To go back to Vegas analogy, but

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Speaker 2: I had a few nights out with him when he

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Speaker 2: was Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He seems like, yeah, he was would be fun together.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, retired from that as well.

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Speaker 4: Now never from that's surely Harry's not retired from it.

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Speaker 1: You're not still inside do you have to beg for

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Speaker 1: a night out now?

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 2: They are definitely a little bit more negotiated, cashed out

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Speaker 2: at the bank of mutual resentment.

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Speaker 1: I just sent my wife away for a girl's weekend.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, take two nights bags. I know there's a

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Speaker 1: potential Boys.

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Speaker 5: Wee credits, But I mean, your dad never really grew up.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I mean he's yeah, I don't know, he's

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Speaker 2: still he sort of doesn't get go out and like

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Speaker 2: get loose and go on the sash, but he he

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Speaker 2: just sort of remains like a sort of gentle level

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Speaker 2: of drunk all of the time. Now he constantly like imbibing.

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Speaker 1: I reckon, I'll be like he's dead when I'm older,

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Speaker 1: just grumpy and just.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean when you're older?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Also he has the best rider, because my rider is

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Speaker 2: is like one can of diet coke. He has three

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Speaker 2: bottles of what's it Lauren Perier champagne. That's one of

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Speaker 2: myriator in every dressing room. He genuinely has to have

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Speaker 2: this champagne because he always claims, he goes, oh no,

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Speaker 2: I need champagne in the dressing room case we're entertaining.

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Speaker 2: I was like entertaining who he went friends? If I

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Speaker 2: have friends to one of the shows. I was like,

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Speaker 2: you have one friend, okay. His name is Neil Stacey

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Speaker 2: and he lives in Bath in England. Right, so if

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Speaker 2: we're in Bath and we're doing a show there by

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Speaker 2: all means have three bottles of champagne. But you don't

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Speaker 2: know anyone in Wooleongong, Like, you're not going to have

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Speaker 2: friends there. You never know my mom does. My mom

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Speaker 2: seems to know everyone in Australia. I guess this is insane.

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Speaker 2: Everywhere we go and it's always like ran like cousins,

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Speaker 2: but they're not cousins that cousins like five times removed

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Speaker 2: or she loves inviting like old nannies like I swear

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Speaker 2: they did no parenting at all, because I have met

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Speaker 2: thirty nannies on this tour, and every time I come

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Speaker 2: into a dressing room after the show, they're there with

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Speaker 2: the two bottles of champagne open and this is narrel.

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Speaker 4: She changed your nappy?

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Speaker 5: Is there anything worse than your My mom does it too,

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Speaker 5: She says, you remember this, lady, and you just stand

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Speaker 5: there going no, Mom, I don't, And now it's ten

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Speaker 5: times worse.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was one year old. I do remember that.

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Speaker 1: Can I bring up your mum's relationship with Harry starts?

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Speaker 1: I remember this famously happening at the brit Awards a

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Speaker 1: couple of years back. I bought my mom with me,

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Speaker 1: Oh it's Hillary. How is Hillary? Hillary? She's good. It's

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Speaker 1: weird that you know her name.

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Speaker 2: She's over there, probably throwing herself at Rods.

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Speaker 1: No, Harry, sit down. Harry and Mum got history. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah they do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they had age. I was going to say they

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Speaker 2: didn't have a night together, but they met at one

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Speaker 2: of those award shows. She was very enamored.

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Speaker 1: You've got the Brits coming up again, the Grammys.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday I watched a couple of clips and have basically

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Speaker 2: spent the last couple of weeks trying to just educate

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Speaker 2: myself on modern music because it's been a couple of

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Speaker 2: years since I did, and I feel so out of touch.

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Speaker 5: I can't imagine a scarier job than hosting one of

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Speaker 5: those of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, they're all pretty hammered. So I kind

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Speaker 2: of realized early doors that you if you just did

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Speaker 2: it for the television audience at home and just accepted

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Speaker 2: that you're both on slightly like parallel experiences in the

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Speaker 2: room on the crowd, yeah, because you're not going to

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Speaker 2: get a lot out of them, but you can you know,

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Speaker 2: you can check a couple of straight bullets in their

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Speaker 2: direction as well, and no one really realizes what's going on.

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Speaker 2: So I think that that that insulated me a little bit. Hey,

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Speaker 2: it's a tough gig.

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Speaker 1: How was the Melbourne crowd last night? Live show? Last night?

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Speaker 1: You got another one tonight. We'll put up the link

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Speaker 1: on our socials for you to get last minute tickets.

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Speaker 5: But as as a guy from the UK, how are

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Speaker 5: you coping with this heat?

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Speaker 3: Because the Brits don't like the heat.

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Speaker 2: Have you yeah, I mean it's quite intense. We've sort

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Speaker 2: of been followed around by like a cloud everywhere we've gone.

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Speaker 2: It's been great and miserable, and everyone's like, oh, I'm

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Speaker 2: so sorry you've had this terrible weather. We're like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: this is fine. This fits with us in our general temperament.

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Speaker 2: But now it's got hot. It's quite intense, especially because

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Speaker 2: my dad does insist on wearing a suit everywhere. Yes,

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Speaker 2: so's melting.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, just like stick.

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Speaker 2: On some thongs and board shorts. But hewed.

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Speaker 5: He gets his budgy smugglers. I saw him at the

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Speaker 5: shop the other day looking at it.

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Speaker 2: I don't think they you can smuggle a budgy. He's

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Speaker 2: reached in age. Now you have to tuck it into

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Speaker 2: your sock. Yeah right, sorry to put that image in.

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Speaker 1: It's what seven thirty six.

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Speaker 2: That feels too old to be talking about my father's genitals.

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Speaker 2: The show is essentially just me making jokes about his relief.

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Speaker 1: Pap shots of your dad with a rig out down

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Speaker 1: and kill.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he hasn't got a rig to be proud of,

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Speaker 2: like this gentleman's I've just seen some photographs.

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Speaker 1: Do you realize that's all we'll hear about.

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Speaker 3: Jack in the studio behind the scenes.

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Speaker 4: Actually got a large cardboard of it.

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Speaker 3: Can someone go on like a cobbled.

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Speaker 2: Street so you couldn't walk down those abs in a wedge.

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Speaker 2: Last year Clint did the full sheet for men.

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Speaker 3: Everybody knows because he talked about it the whole year.

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Speaker 1: We've got to going away gift for you.

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Speaker 5: If you and on the front of we've all got

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Speaker 5: our own little folders for our preparation, which none of

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Speaker 5: us ever really read, but the producers put a lot

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Speaker 5: of effort into.

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Speaker 4: It's sort of like a surfboard. You might need to

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Speaker 4: put it in.

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Speaker 5: On the front of Quints is here with these rig

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Speaker 5: out and Jack walked straight in and said, great, rig.

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Speaker 1: Great, do you want to take that with you on

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Speaker 1: the I will take a giant declare that he throws.

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Speaker 2: Very impressive anyway, like to sign my stomach you.

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Speaker 1: Jack, We love you and your family, were saying earlier, like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: we are jealous that you get to do it.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to hold it things you Yeah, just mesmerized,

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Speaker 2: were jealous you get to do this with your fam

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Speaker 2: We've loved your shows and tonight if you want tickets.

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Speaker 1: We'll put the link on our socials. Thanks so much

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Speaker 1: for coming in this morning. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I'm literally going to go straight for a pump now

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Speaker 2: I've been inspired.

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Speaker 5: He's up to do some push up. Have a great

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Speaker 5: time in Australia. We love having you here.

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Speaker 4: This is a great sort of visual image.

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Speaker 2: You're holding the exactly embarrassing everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Jack White all on the air with us this morning,

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Speaker 1: and it's just gone twenty two to.

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Speaker 2: Await, Gonna be Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren, wake up feeling

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Speaker 2: good on number one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren, folly good.

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Speaker 3: I'm on socials.