Speaker 1: This is the podcast, and you're a winner for choosing
Speaker 1: this has your thing to listen to.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Yeah, really nice.
Speaker 4: Anyone who's got kids can relate to the fact that
Speaker 4: we are nearing the end of school holidays, which is
Speaker 4: the equivalent of a marathon walker just getting to the
Speaker 4: end and not doing the exaggerated walk, but just doing
Speaker 4: the normal walk just to get across, just.
Speaker 1: To get across in because I can't feel any of
Speaker 1: my other limbs. Yeah, the blisters are just unbelievable in
Speaker 1: all sorts of different areas.
Speaker 2: It's so similar to parenthood, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I mean, kids lead blisters in all sorts of places.
Speaker 1: You would say, that's what your girls haven't been absolutely
Speaker 1: exceptional in school holidays.
Speaker 4: Look, they're good as individuals, but any parent will know
Speaker 4: when you chuck them all together in one eclectic mix,
Speaker 4: things go pear shaped collectively awful, awful, awful humans.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: You got tuna by itself beautiful, You've got chocolate by
Speaker 1: itself beautiful.
Speaker 2: Mix them together, no good, Oh.
Speaker 3: Jesus, it's the worst combination of all time.
Speaker 2: Exactly. That's your daughters, it's my children.
Speaker 3: Tuna and chocolate.
Speaker 2: I hope that a nice little version of are you
Speaker 2: schnitting me? As well? To stories One truth, one.
Speaker 4: Lie and not just normal tuna either, like that god
Speaker 4: awful sun rides like sun dried tomato, Juno, if you try.
Speaker 1: That, yeah, with spring water too. Yeah, I mean, which
Speaker 1: one of your daughters is the tuna?
Speaker 2: By the way, I.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't like to say. Okay, ever, listen to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey not long as well until we make our stage dabut.
Speaker 4: I know what exciting you and I will be performing
Speaker 4: on stage in front with thousands of people on Friday
Speaker 4: night in the Rocky Horror Show.
Speaker 2: It's all that confidence, isn't it It is?
Speaker 4: And when you're wearing fish nets and still Letto's cheers
Speaker 4: your confidence.
Speaker 1: Finally I can do what I do in my private
Speaker 1: life and bring it to life on stage. Yes, how
Speaker 1: you get rewarded for it?
Speaker 3: Good for you, mate, bit of Jody's juice in there
Speaker 3: as well. It's all happening.
Speaker 2: Ask us anything.
Speaker 5: Speaking of all, g welcome produce Sean, good morning, all right,
Speaker 5: and I would highly recommend come and see Rocky Horror.
Speaker 5: I got to see Hazy in High Hills and fish
Speaker 5: Nets yesterday and it's a site that you would love to.
Speaker 2: See smash the calves pop too, doesn't it? Wearing high
Speaker 2: heels good for the calves. Even the person who plays
Speaker 2: frankinfurt I was like, oh, look.
Speaker 1: At those carves, absolutely banging. Let's play ask us anything
Speaker 1: where we really nip back the blinds and really get
Speaker 1: an inside word done, no questions, rough limit, get involved.
Speaker 1: Breakfast at ovanaa nine dot com dot Are.
Speaker 3: You pull back the curtains for the last and final time?
Speaker 2: Pull back? Let me write that now?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: That'd be nice, do you think, Sean?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 5: So our first question is from Aiden from Woodville, South
Speaker 5: and he's come in this morning with Morning Team.
Speaker 6: I love waking up with you. I would like to know, however,
Speaker 6: if you were to buy each other a birthday present
Speaker 6: right now, what would it be.
Speaker 2: I'd get Jodie a watch so she can turn up
Speaker 2: to work on time. I'm just kidding. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: well hell feel like.
Speaker 3: Oh I feel like a queen is never late. Everyone
Speaker 3: else is just too early.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: And I will say it is my fault.
Speaker 4: I will say I've probably been doing this job for
Speaker 4: four times as long as you have.
Speaker 3: So when you're in this professional you can roll in
Speaker 3: whenever you like.
Speaker 2: Four times. It's I think it's more than that.
Speaker 1: Just to go about here for you for a second,
Speaker 1: I would not know what to I don't know what
Speaker 1: to get my wife. I've got her a jewelry box
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, and she was like, I've
Speaker 1: never owned a jewely box in my life. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: what do you want, footy Sia.
Speaker 2: I can get you.
Speaker 1: I can get you from the afl Port store, a
Speaker 1: genuine prison bard gain.
Speaker 4: Oh, that'd be amazing, love that really appreciate that you're welcome.
Speaker 3: What would I get you?
Speaker 4: I get you given how much you've loved strutting around
Speaker 4: and here it was in the last couple of days
Speaker 4: in the Rocky Horror Show.
Speaker 3: I'd get you a.
Speaker 4: Decent pair of size well really high heels stilettos, because
Speaker 4: I think in the.
Speaker 3: Privacy of your own time, you'd quite enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just something bad you just feel, I don't know, empowered,
Speaker 1: have to completely change the way that you walk, where
Speaker 1: you put all your weight on the front part of
Speaker 1: your foot. Yeah, and for whatever reason, just makes you
Speaker 1: feel really powerful.
Speaker 2: Anyone else get those vibes when you wear heels. Yeah, me,
Speaker 2: neither neither.
Speaker 6: You were very good at that, very good at the
Speaker 6: heels something.
Speaker 2: He did naturally wearing heels. Tick dancing not so much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd probably get your StairMaster as well, just to
Speaker 4: work on those calves because I reckon they've declined a
Speaker 4: little bit.
Speaker 2: And oh my.
Speaker 6: Shots fired.
Speaker 3: That's payback for being late for work.
Speaker 2: That's more offensive than anything I've ever said to.
Speaker 3: You across the line. So proud of your cars.
Speaker 6: We want to get a question too. So Kerry from
Speaker 6: Edgewood's Town has gone Hi, Jodie and Hazy. I love
Speaker 6: a good Bin show, and I want to know what
Speaker 6: your guilty pleasure Bin show is.
Speaker 3: You want to go first?
Speaker 1: Okay, succession? I am all over Succession at the moment.
Speaker 1: I'm halfway through season two and I'm losing a lot
Speaker 1: of sleep, to be honest, I.
Speaker 4: Know, but that's not a guilty pleasure because all the
Speaker 4: adults on the planet are watching that show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but I've watched Breaking Bad a couple
Speaker 2: of times.
Speaker 4: Again, a lot of people watch that, so what's guilty
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 1: I'm addicted to cocoa melons, I'm addicted to Gabby's Dollhouse.
Speaker 2: Is that better?
Speaker 3: I've been known to watch Blue at home by myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see again, though, I think that goes into the
Speaker 1: category if everyone watches bluey. If you sit there and
Speaker 1: you try and tell us that you don't love Bluie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just kidding yourself, aren't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I watch a show called Unstable.
Speaker 4: If you've seen that with Rob Low, No, it's a
Speaker 4: guilty pleasure because it's so silly. It's just so stupid
Speaker 4: and silly but also clever at the same time.
Speaker 3: So that's not bad. Check the one out. But the
Speaker 3: big one that.
Speaker 4: I'm watching at the moment that I shouldn't be is
Speaker 4: Prince of Belair.
Speaker 3: It's like the Remaker the will Smith, and I feel like.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting there going you're watching a show about a
Speaker 4: teenage basketball and his high school antics with his cousin
Speaker 4: called Carlton, who's got an extraordinarily large forehead.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? What are you doing with your life?
Speaker 2: Should I watch another rep? Yeah? Okay, has he got one?
Speaker 7: I don't have time to watch TV, to be honest,
Speaker 7: you're too busy being grumpy?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, pretty much. I just I haven't had time.
Speaker 7: I do if I'm going to watch anything, it's a
Speaker 7: crime docode to freak myself out and then think that
Speaker 7: someone's trying to kill me when I leave for work
Speaker 7: in the morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, good one.
Speaker 2: Nice. It probably explains the whole resting beeface.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Even this morning, I was driving into work and stopped
Speaker 7: and smoke my little thing and I was like, someone's
Speaker 7: out there. I'm useless, like absolutely useless with that stuff.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I would like to watch Succession.
Speaker 2: Though, yeah, very.
Speaker 5: Next question places excellent and poorly from Happy Valley is written,
Speaker 5: have you ever found your boss attractive?
Speaker 6: So, whether it's here or previous boss, or.
Speaker 3: I've plenty of the man attractive? Then attractive?
Speaker 4: Oh not really, with a few good looking men who
Speaker 4: have been senior, But nah, not really, not overly.
Speaker 3: What about you?
Speaker 1: What if you it's going to really you know, gets
Speaker 1: froding and draw the curtains back here? What if you
Speaker 1: were a police cadet?
Speaker 4: What you were I was, Oh Grant gran Stephen, Oh
Speaker 4: my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3: We called him Ddy Grant.
Speaker 1: Grant's got quite the reputation of the channelten usually glass
Speaker 1: of Water.
Speaker 2: What it sounds like this is going to be good.
Speaker 3: The next one I have to be interview him.
Speaker 4: So Daddy Grunt, he's a silver fox though so far
Speaker 4: as a police cadet, i'd.
Speaker 2: Beat quite the reputation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for Grant Stephen's probably the power and the way
Speaker 1: that he holds himself as well. Quite the complete package.
Speaker 1: So when I was nineteen, I worked at the Golden
Speaker 1: Chief Hotel in Sydney and one of the mangers was
Speaker 1: a lovely lady and I straight out, oh yes, it
Speaker 1: was really really balls of me past around on.
Speaker 2: To start. When I first asked out, she thought that
Speaker 2: it was a joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then straight up was like, oh no, I
Speaker 1: don't think like a reverse arrassment. That's like great, I'm
Speaker 1: back to pulling beers and whatever else.
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Speaker 1: Are you schnitting me? Two stories, one truth that one lie.
Speaker 1: Correctly identify which is which? Get yourself a one hundred
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Speaker 1: made fresh day with classic or Ciliac friendly bread crumbs.
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Speaker 3: A homemade schnitzel last night. Cheese. They're good, well done,
Speaker 3: and there's anything better.
Speaker 2: Beef schnitzel or eggplant.
Speaker 3: No, I had chicken chicken. I don't eat beef.
Speaker 1: Did I say schnitzel, I mean chicken on beef. Anyway,
Speaker 1: kick us off, Jodes, go for it.
Speaker 3: I'm telling my story first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's not what we agreed during the break,
Speaker 4: but anyway, absolutely was, absolutely was.
Speaker 1: Nor do you know what I'll go first? Then if
Speaker 1: you don't mind, because mine's the truth. It's always the truth.
Speaker 1: I've just got to get the truth off my chest
Speaker 1: nice and early.
Speaker 4: Then.
Speaker 2: So I was about twenty one, and I reckon you
Speaker 2: go through this little phase. I don't know what were
Speaker 2: you doing when you were twenty one? Have you started
Speaker 2: your illustrious media career?
Speaker 3: No, I got married.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, interesting path for a twenty one year old.
Speaker 2: I was certainly wasn't ready to get married.
Speaker 4: And you're twenty one, you should marry an international cricket
Speaker 4: or immediately that's what should happen.
Speaker 1: I've probably have done the same thing to be Ye,
Speaker 1: So twenty one and he's starting to really wonder what
Speaker 1: you can do with your life. And for a pretty
Speaker 1: brief but really solid moment, I thought I was going
Speaker 1: to be a policeman. Yeah, you feel like most blokes
Speaker 1: when you're a little bit confused, to have this sort
Speaker 1: of path where you're like, well, is.
Speaker 2: It an option to become a cop.
Speaker 1: I've got a couple of cop mates as well, great guys,
Speaker 1: and they seem very very out the time, a little
Speaker 1: bit older, so they were sort of twenty four to
Speaker 1: twenty five into it for a couple of years, seem
Speaker 1: very very settled and very happy with the job.
Speaker 2: I thought, well, maybe.
Speaker 5: This is for me.
Speaker 4: See ep Sewan when he was a young like, had
Speaker 4: a different sort of confusion. Yeah, maybe it did involve
Speaker 4: a police officer's uniform.
Speaker 6: An uniform, that's why I was confused.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, very good stuff. Thanks for that visual.
Speaker 1: So I didn't go down that path, but I could
Speaker 1: see now I would have been the most corrupt cop
Speaker 1: going around. So when you watch the You know when
Speaker 1: you watch the movies and they find like a big
Speaker 1: stash of money and.
Speaker 2: Say it's like one hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 2: way in the world. That's myself, maybe you and everyone else.
Speaker 2: You're not taking five grand as well, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Oh, found a word of cash? Is it the complete
Speaker 1: word of cash?
Speaker 2: Probably not. That's fine, he's most of the word of cash.
Speaker 3: He me strip this back for you.
Speaker 4: If you found fifty bucks on the street, or one
Speaker 4: hundred bucks or five hundred bucks, would you hand it
Speaker 4: in or did you just pocket it?
Speaker 2: Where are you handing in though? Oh?
Speaker 3: To the police station?
Speaker 2: What are they doing?
Speaker 1: And then you're handing over to a corrupt cop like
Speaker 1: me who's just taking it home? No, no, are you
Speaker 1: taking Probably a little bit at home with you anyway. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So I was going to become a policeman, went down
Speaker 1: a different path.
Speaker 2: And here we are.
Speaker 4: Thank God for society as a whole. Goodness me, justice
Speaker 4: would never have been served.
Speaker 2: And that's the truth.
Speaker 4: Yep. Okay, So I did a story pretend us first
Speaker 4: on the tap and Go yesterday. So it's basically like
Speaker 4: that system where you can use your phone or you
Speaker 4: can use your credit card on a bus to pay
Speaker 4: your fare, as opposed to the old Metro card, which big,
Speaker 4: annoying and comfassant when you have to go on top
Speaker 4: it up and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that was my story.
Speaker 4: So I arrived at the press conference just outside el
Speaker 4: To Park with Tom Cuts and Tonis. Everyone was set up,
Speaker 4: they were all ready to go. His advisor was there.
Speaker 4: All the cameras were rolling. It's Channel nine, it's Channel seven,
Speaker 4: blah blah blah, and I rock up. And because it
Speaker 4: was about buses, they did it in front of a bus.
Speaker 4: So my first instinct, right, because Tom's standing in front
Speaker 4: of an oscar Wiley signage on the side.
Speaker 3: Of the bus.
Speaker 4: So I've rocked up and gone, Tom, couldn't you have
Speaker 4: got like a hazy JDI and hazy like signage on
Speaker 4: the side of the bus.
Speaker 3: And I'm laughing heartily at my own jokes. Guess what
Speaker 3: Tom did?
Speaker 2: You're kidding? No response whatsoever, No response from anyone.
Speaker 1: Actually, Oh my gosh, what a bunch of absolute nerves.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: I would have thought Ollie from Channel nine is a
Speaker 3: good mode of mine, would have got the gag and
Speaker 3: had a giggle, but not not.
Speaker 2: He read the rumor that, yeah, I'm getting your mouth shut.
Speaker 3: Tom's not laughing. I'm not laughing.
Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks, OLLI, Well that's very believab as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: too true? What do you reckon?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Do you know?
Speaker 1: Do you know why it's not believable for me? Because
Speaker 1: when you make gags, people don't sit down in silence.
Speaker 2: They love it. They get right into it. All right,
Speaker 2: who's telling a truth house about you?
Speaker 1: Appograbs two stories, one truth, one lie truth. That's recap.
Speaker 2: What do you got?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 4: So I wrapped up to a press conference yesterday with
Speaker 4: Tom Cooks and Toners and excuse me, it was about
Speaker 4: to have and go on buses, so they did. He
Speaker 4: was standing in front of a bus and it was
Speaker 4: an Oscar Wiley ad and I was like, couldn't you
Speaker 4: have waxed some Jodie and Hazy branding on the side
Speaker 4: of that thing?
Speaker 3: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Oh stiff.
Speaker 1: So I just can't believe that because I just felt
Speaker 1: like a majority of Creer would have thought that was hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was funny. Cracked myself up, which
Speaker 3: is what I mainly doing. Yourself laughing, started giggling. I
Speaker 3: realized that no one else was that. I was like,
Speaker 3: all right anyway.
Speaker 1: So finally, when you all laugh to calm down, you
Speaker 1: realize that it only laughed. I hate that too, anyway.
Speaker 3: So Tom, let's talk about metroc arts.
Speaker 2: Good stuff. What about you get a sense of you.
Speaker 2: So I was going to become a cop when I
Speaker 2: was twenty one, and in short went down a different direction.
Speaker 2: A couple of mates, older mates were cops, and I thought,
Speaker 2: here goes, this could be for me. Look down the
Speaker 2: path of the training, all that sort of thing. And
Speaker 2: I think I was just a bit too lazy at
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 3: I think it would have been a bit too corrupt.
Speaker 1: Veered off into a different direction. Absolutely, I would have been,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, the temptations.
Speaker 3: You just blamed me. A little clip from Starsky and Hut.
Speaker 2: There they find a body on the beach.
Speaker 1: Stars He goes up seas it first, gets the wall out,
Speaker 1: puts a cash in his pocket, found a wallet, nothing
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: Daniel from Finden, good morning, Good morning, my friend, Alayah, going.
Speaker 1: Very well, thanks my friend. What's happening? Who do you
Speaker 1: think is lying? Who's telling the truth?
Speaker 3: Hazy mate.
Speaker 4: I listen to you every morning, and I reckon you
Speaker 4: would have preferred to be a footy player, so I
Speaker 4: reckon you're the liar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, well there's a lot of truth in that.
Speaker 4: Do you need to point out your full premierships of Central.
Speaker 2: Yes, but also the whole Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was pretty keen to be an IFL player until
Speaker 1: about the age of twenty six, when someone had to
Speaker 1: be like, mate, squash that dream.
Speaker 2: It's not happening. You're not good enough for God's son,
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 7: Day.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, that was good fun.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Daniels.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you know what, d Daniel, congratulations.
Speaker 1: Mate, you what one hundred dollars house about you?
Speaker 8: Well done, Daniels, thank you so much.
Speaker 5: That's Dody, Sorry about that.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's so fun. It's all right. I'll just be
Speaker 3: in the corner with a few.
Speaker 2: That's still hope, that's.
Speaker 4: Still you know exactly.
Speaker 2: Hey, Daniel, thank you so much for tuning in every
Speaker 2: morning as well. We love that, don't worried mane good stuff.
Speaker 2: Well there you go.
Speaker 4: You know when you felt like when you were twenty
Speaker 4: six and someone squashed that dream for thanks Daniel, you
Speaker 4: telling me that.
Speaker 2: You've got a time machine on this dasy. No, I
Speaker 2: don't know exactly what you think.
Speaker 1: I know exactly why has Tony Robbins got such an
Speaker 1: ashy voice his voice? I don't know the other thing
Speaker 1: you think as well as it's a twenty seventh vaybel
Speaker 1: So I'd like to know some fun facts, okay, to
Speaker 1: get me through the day. Nineteen eighty eight, and we
Speaker 1: love this. Lizzo's born in Detroit, Michigan. Today's her thirty
Speaker 1: fifth birthday. Gosh, we have a special relationship with Lizzo,
Speaker 1: don't we.
Speaker 4: In fact, we loved her so much we're going to
Speaker 4: send you to Sydney to see Lizzo.
Speaker 1: Stick around when her song plays be the First foot
Speaker 1: Through on thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: It normally happens at about bad bitch of clock?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what time is it? It's a bad bitch of clockyade.
Speaker 3: Yet thought it is somewhere in the world.
Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty eight, Kentucky Fried Chicken open their first door
Speaker 1: in Australia, Guildford in New South Wales.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had KFC sober.
Speaker 4: I don't think I have either, but I did have
Speaker 4: a bit of a potato.
Speaker 3: And gravy obsession growing us good.
Speaker 4: It was good, and then I found out, like what
Speaker 4: they make it out of, it's just basically all the
Speaker 4: fat left in the bottom of the trade.
Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense. That's what's so unbelievably delicious.
Speaker 3: That's right. Everything that's good for you have to be
Speaker 3: bad for you.
Speaker 1: A couple of times I've had a two piece fee
Speaker 1: and I've been so hungry and a little bit inebri
Speaker 1: out of it.
Speaker 2: I can I eat the bones as well?
Speaker 4: That's gonna hurt. That's gonna be painful on the way out.
Speaker 2: Give you a lot of tip.
Speaker 4: It's a little chicken bone, and.
Speaker 2: Can I have a hand please.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety eight, It's Rock for the Rainforest Benefit concert
Speaker 1: held at Canegie Hall in New York City. Performers included
Speaker 1: sting Elton, John Madonna, Billy Joel and plenty more.
Speaker 3: You could say Carnegie, or you could say Carnegie, which.
Speaker 1: Is how it's I just said it with its confidence
Speaker 1: and hope for the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't think zan Dania was performing there,
Speaker 2: though we said that a few days ago. What's her name, Zendaya?
Speaker 3: Zendaya. There Dana as well, though no.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think she might be a Bollywood actor maybe. Twenty fourteen,
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande's first single from an album, Problem featuring Iggy Azalea,
Speaker 1: is released Million Baby Boof.
Speaker 6: For Don't Again nine PRIs but.
Speaker 2: You Won't be One.
Speaker 1: It didn't Iggy really take a different turn in her
Speaker 1: career when she jumped on omni fans.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's on early fans. Believable.
Speaker 4: I remember she went on that singing show and she
Speaker 4: had a fight with someone and they were like, let's
Speaker 4: be honest, you're not a real singer anyway.
Speaker 3: You don't know talking about you just a rapper.
Speaker 2: She was on a singing cho She wasn't a panel
Speaker 2: Oh I probably saw she was a panelist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, right, No, she wasn't completing.
Speaker 2: What is she going to do one? Problem? That's not
Speaker 2: going to get it through it all.
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen, Abba announced that he'd recorded new songs for
Speaker 1: the first time since nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 2: Chicks Brandy Brandy report exactly, I'm talking to.
Speaker 1: Bruce abnef you hang on that reads Swedish band announced
Speaker 1: that recorded.
Speaker 3: And you get confused over that.
Speaker 2: All Every single time. It's a fun mistake to make that,
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Number one song on April twenty seven and nineteen ninety six,
Speaker 1: Return of the mac Oh Yeah by Mark Morrison.
Speaker 3: What did he going to do?
Speaker 2: Well? Of course he was Prime Minister of the Country,
Speaker 2: Scott Morris sr. My bad, my bad, What the port?
Speaker 3: What the hork?
Speaker 4: The for? Okay, yesterday we did what the fork for
Speaker 4: the first time. And this is basically where we try
Speaker 4: and solve problems like why are there no forks in
Speaker 4: the workplace? And I had some pretty heavy accusations to
Speaker 4: throw at my work co host, my work bestie. She's
Speaker 4: the ten News First Weather girl, Tiffany Warn. And this
Speaker 4: is how it all unfolded.
Speaker 3: My bestie at ten News First Weather present to Tiffany Warm.
Speaker 3: I'm going to out her here.
Speaker 4: These people turn into cereal four quarters and any given
Speaker 4: times she will have three, four or five forks all
Speaker 4: sitting on a desk or in a drawer, and I'm like, mate,
Speaker 4: there's an international fork shortage.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: You bunker down like a doomsta scavenging all the cutlery.
Speaker 3: What's going on now?
Speaker 4: The woman herself took umbrage to my accusations, and she
Speaker 4: wants the chance to defend herself and defend her integrity
Speaker 4: against the accusation of being a four quarter and she
Speaker 4: joins us, Now, good morning, Tiff.
Speaker 8: Oh what a load of bare face live is it?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 8: Completely?
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, talking to you. My name is Jodie.
Speaker 8: I need content for radio, so I'm going to same kids.
Speaker 2: That's exactly.
Speaker 7: I have a.
Speaker 8: Thousand daughters and I love dreg and I have a dog,
Speaker 8: and I love radio. It's tip forward falks and it's
Speaker 8: not true.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, were you sitting in on the morning
Speaker 2: meeting tips?
Speaker 4: Okay, there are several discretions that you have in the
Speaker 4: workplace because you sit right next to me. One of
Speaker 4: them is you dump all your crap on my desk
Speaker 4: when I'm not there. And the other one is I've
Speaker 4: sported three, four or five forks all at once sitting
Speaker 4: on your desk.
Speaker 8: I think you should get your eyes checked.
Speaker 2: They're not forks.
Speaker 8: And if I had ten folks, i'd be putting them
Speaker 8: on your desk. I would have run out of roots.
Speaker 8: So your story doesn't check out, and you're making it
Speaker 8: sound like I'm Edward Susahans like wandering around with cutleryes,
Speaker 8: the fingers at this point.
Speaker 1: True, that is so true, and it's so weird that
Speaker 1: you have so many piercings, nose is breyb and forks.
Speaker 2: Hanging out of all of them, Like, what's going on?
Speaker 8: I know, Well, it's just flat out light. I have
Speaker 8: one that I keep in my drawer because I don't
Speaker 8: like the thoughts of like Jodie finishing her lunch, licking
Speaker 8: her fork and then being like, there you go fill
Speaker 8: your boots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't have thought.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8: Oh, I have my own fork that I don't wash,
Speaker 8: but it's my own lick, so I don't.
Speaker 4: Oh you hang on you Okay. So she has turkey
Speaker 4: ball salad every single day of the.
Speaker 8: Yeat turkey ball salad?
Speaker 3: What other life? What is it now?
Speaker 8: As in just turkey meatballs with nothing?
Speaker 2: Right? Okay? So turkey mince meatballs.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, So she makes them specify, makes them on
Speaker 4: a Sunday and then she has them every day of
Speaker 4: the week.
Speaker 3: Boring.
Speaker 4: So you telling me you eat your meatballs and then
Speaker 4: you don't even wash your own fork.
Speaker 8: I'm not lick it. Give it a little once over
Speaker 8: with the paper towel. But it's mine and there's only
Speaker 8: one of them.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 8: I put it in my drawer and then I might
Speaker 8: wash it when I go to get my meatballs the
Speaker 8: next day.
Speaker 4: Okay, So spent a good solid twenty four hours in
Speaker 4: your drawer, just festering, marinating.
Speaker 8: And on reflection, I regret taking your need to defend myself,
Speaker 8: because actually I sound.
Speaker 2: Much worse hat before we let you go. Probably time
Speaker 2: to grow up. Do you think.
Speaker 8: I get time a new lot to get forked?
Speaker 4: All right, I'll see you soon, babes, and everything will
Speaker 4: be forgotten.
Speaker 8: I'll poke in the eyeballs on my fall.
Speaker 6: Just weeping story This town has several singers.
Speaker 4: Huge well toy company Mattel revealed its first Barbie doll.
Speaker 3: Representing a person with Down syndrome. How very wholesome. I
Speaker 3: love this.
Speaker 4: They've collaborated with the National Down Syndrome Society to create
Speaker 4: the barbie and ensure the doll accurately represents a person
Speaker 4: with Down syndrome, and also the clothes that the barbie's
Speaker 4: wearing a representative as well. So they've got the dress
Speaker 4: with butterflies and that represents symbols and colors associated with
Speaker 4: a whenner of down syndrome. And I feel like, after
Speaker 4: fifty years, Mattel's kind of cottoned on and gone. Not
Speaker 4: every woman on the planet is a stunning blonde with
Speaker 4: blue eyes and a really completely unrealistic, disproportionate representation of
Speaker 4: a female body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with legs that go all the way up, legs.
Speaker 9: Go all the way up, tiny little waist and then massive,
Speaker 9: massive but jungers, and then and then little acorn shoulders
Speaker 9: as well, and then long, long.
Speaker 3: Beautiful slim arms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't look like that with great skin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, stop now, right now, you're sounding really pervy.
Speaker 2: This is this is the time I look over at
Speaker 2: Abby and Abby's like, just stop talking.
Speaker 3: I zoned out. So good for them.
Speaker 4: It's good that they're trying to be inclusive and representative,
Speaker 4: even though I'm not even sure they've nailed it with
Speaker 4: this barbie.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they're having a crack, so that's good.
Speaker 4: Hugh Grant has been revealed as playing an Uploba in
Speaker 4: the up coming film Wonka.
Speaker 2: Puzzle. Hard to picture Hugh in this role, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Because he's not overly fun loving.
Speaker 4: Here, I was.
Speaker 1: About to say what we've learned over Hugh recently is
Speaker 1: it's not on the top of the list for a
Speaker 1: bloke you'd want to go get a beer with.
Speaker 3: So it set for a release later this year. It's
Speaker 3: a long away to film.
Speaker 4: In the third adaptation to be made of Rold's popular
Speaker 4: children's book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Now it's going
Speaker 4: to start. Timothy Chamalay as Willie Wonker. I had to
Speaker 4: get producer Zoe in to explain who this man is
Speaker 4: placed Timothy Shallamey.
Speaker 10: He is just essentially a really sexy Frenchman. Well he's
Speaker 10: not even he's French born, but he came to prominence
Speaker 10: when he started Call Me by your Name a few
Speaker 10: years ago, which.
Speaker 3: Was getting some blanks from me.
Speaker 10: He's known for playing these really complex, sensitive characters. Right,
Speaker 10: He's been doing a lot since then. You know the
Speaker 10: big June movie, the second one that's about to come out.
Speaker 10: He starts in that Little Women remake now wonkaing.
Speaker 4: Like his stars really on the rise, though he is, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: but you said to me this morning.
Speaker 3: He's mainly known for being sex mainly known.
Speaker 10: For being a skinny, malnourished looking man that women just
Speaker 10: fall to the floor.
Speaker 1: And that's what everyone's into these days. I cannot read society.
Speaker 1: So skinny mal Nash, God.
Speaker 2: He's sexy.
Speaker 4: Now, HBO is announced the highly successful and divisive Sex
Speaker 4: and the City reboot.
Speaker 3: And Just like That has been renewed for a second season.
Speaker 4: So the show saw the return of Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda
Speaker 4: minus obviously Kim Katrell as Samantha.
Speaker 3: I haven't I have to admit I haven't.
Speaker 4: Watched any of the just like that gear, but it
Speaker 4: kind of lost Sex in the City as a franchise.
Speaker 3: Lost me at the movies because they were so that
Speaker 3: ep Shorn settled down over there.
Speaker 4: No, the movies were horrendous. They are like riding on
Speaker 4: camels in the desert.
Speaker 3: What do you know, It's so far removed from what
Speaker 3: the show. The core of the show was, and that
Speaker 3: was sex.
Speaker 2: And that was following the debaucherous adventures.
Speaker 3: Of Samantha exactly right now.
Speaker 4: Chris Not has been written out because of assault allegations,
Speaker 4: and the character of Stanford was also written out because
Speaker 4: he died.
Speaker 3: And I've just realized, what a horrendous way.
Speaker 2: To injuice there you go.
Speaker 3: What a real flat way to go out.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about that, folks.
Speaker 3: I'll be better.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's going to get us back up
Speaker 1: in the news room just a few minutes away with
Speaker 1: all the news headlines.
Speaker 3: She's in a mood.
Speaker 4: She's already told us school holidays.
Speaker 3: Am all right?
Speaker 2: Yes, what an adventure.
Speaker 4: Parents just crawling to the finish line and private school
Speaker 4: kids back at school. I do believe I'd pay the
Speaker 4: extra fees at.
Speaker 2: This point, extra face, more days off for parents.
Speaker 3: I think some of them have gone back already.
Speaker 2: Extra education. Kids love that.
Speaker 4: My little girls, who I love as individual little people,
Speaker 4: are great, but as a combination they've been revolting, especially
Speaker 4: the last week. So it all came to a head
Speaker 4: when the eleven year old was using the ten year
Speaker 4: old's iPad to watch YouTube. So she's sitting there, but
Speaker 4: little Summer's friends kept messaging on like.
Speaker 3: That Facebook messenger.
Speaker 4: So it kept ping, ping, ping, and annoyed Peyton so
Speaker 4: much that she took it upon herself to message Summer's friends.
Speaker 1: Oh this is how dare say? This is veering into
Speaker 1: sort of junior catty behavior.
Speaker 4: So she's written in capitals, stop it, I'm trying to
Speaker 4: watch YouTube. So Summer's friends are like, what the hell, Summer,
Speaker 4: why are you telling us to stop it? Anyway, So
Speaker 4: she's cottoned on that her sister's messaging her friends, and
Speaker 4: so she's come in and gone, what the hell Peyton
Speaker 4: and thrown her hands in the here and smacked the
Speaker 4: iPad out of her hands into her face and so
Speaker 4: it smacked her in the nose. And so Peyton's like,
Speaker 4: the whole thing has just been too much. And it was.
Speaker 4: It was the tipping point. It was so triggering. I've
Speaker 4: just turned around and i'veized it.
Speaker 3: This is enough. I have had enough.
Speaker 4: You to separate. Mummy needs some space. Walk into my room,
Speaker 4: slam the door like a real mature adult, and I
Speaker 4: just sit there and take some deep breasts on the
Speaker 4: end of the bed. Right. So then they've taken it
Speaker 4: upon themselves to write me a letter and they slide
Speaker 4: it under the door.
Speaker 3: It is cute and if.
Speaker 4: I'm we're hungry, sorry Mummy for being little shis and
Speaker 4: that's that's our word in our house instead of saying
Speaker 4: the other word.
Speaker 3: We will be better.
Speaker 4: And then they wrote one of those acrostic poems and
Speaker 4: so you know j O and they use to describe
Speaker 4: their mummy. First, Okay, so j J was joyful, beautiful,
Speaker 4: I was outstanding.
Speaker 3: I hear this point. This is really good. D were depressed.
Speaker 2: That's just just summing up the situation beautifully.
Speaker 3: The girls, well, yes, yes I am, because you're making
Speaker 3: me so.
Speaker 4: I found it like they didn't know what the word meant.
Speaker 4: They thought it was like a nice thing. But the
Speaker 4: shots just haven't been fired at me. Because Summer, who
Speaker 4: is the little dancer in our family. That's real feedback
Speaker 4: for you, because last night I said, Darling, we're performing
Speaker 4: in this rocky horror show on Friday night. I need
Speaker 4: you to help me learn the time war because she's
Speaker 4: very very good at you know, choreography and all that
Speaker 4: sort of stuff. She goes, Okay, we'll show me the
Speaker 4: video and I'll learn it and then i'll help you.
Speaker 3: Like great, thanks.
Speaker 4: I showed her the video of our rehearsal yesterday and
Speaker 4: she took one look at you and went, oh god,
Speaker 4: this is going to be a disaster.
Speaker 1: How very dere you Summer. I was on Summer side
Speaker 1: then down this park. What's wrong with my dance?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? I mean, you're not bad with the choreography.
Speaker 4: It just when it comes to the freestyling, you remind
Speaker 4: me of someone.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me.
Speaker 1: Finally, comparisons to the great Peda Garrett's Fun.
Speaker 5: So is it a.
Speaker 1: Compliment when you're described as the poor man's peed game.
Speaker 3: No, you'll be fine.
Speaker 5: Fine, fine.
Speaker 1: Limbs aren't even connected to my brain, connected to the
Speaker 1: sockets going everywhere like a wacky whaling inflatable tube. Man,
Speaker 1: those guys, he's gonna follow whoa.
Speaker 2: Up fun day?
Speaker 4: And then where does the show go when you're having fun?
Speaker 4: It was say fifty five for goodness sake, Well I blinke,
Speaker 4: didn't it?
Speaker 3: Sneal you over?
Speaker 2: It wasn't seven o'clock just before it was.
Speaker 3: Now I have to go and do a real job.
Speaker 2: Even bigger show.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow we're going to announce the next and final winner
Speaker 1: for our Lizzo Major Prize.
Speaker 3: How exciting?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, tune in tomorrow morning because that is going to
Speaker 4: be epic Flights Accommodation Lizzo in Sydney.
Speaker 3: Well you want to contribute or not?
Speaker 1: Blankly, I can't talk. Also, Battle of the Banger's returns
Speaker 1: as well. We launched that last week. So to epic
Speaker 1: old school songs get a vote. We'll do that ya Instagram.
Speaker 4: Vantasia and Tom Dudo will join live in the studio
Speaker 4: as well. I'm just saying, like, when there's silence.
Speaker 2: You're mid sentence, so you're going somewhere with this, I'll
Speaker 2: let you finish.
Speaker 3: This is what I love about this show.
Speaker 4: We work beautifully as a team, just really bounce off
Speaker 4: each other, just really fluently.
Speaker 3: It's great
Speaker 2: Sell your friends