WEBVTT - The Worst "Pet Names" People Call Their Partners

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<v Speaker 1>Go get you the morning every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, it is so time for it. Let's go girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes when I need to scratch that itch, I just

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<v Speaker 1>need a chick chat. Not you, you scratch it. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you scratch that itch? Oday? It's shingles. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>poor choice of words from you today. Yes, please keep

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<v Speaker 1>your fingers to yourself. Yeah, nobody scratch Jody's welts.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, please resist the urge everybody to attack my pussy lists.

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<v Speaker 2>Come, you're not a gross your poor thing? Okay. Chick chat, chickchat.

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<v Speaker 2>We're chicks.

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<v Speaker 3>We like to chat sometimes about things off air that

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<v Speaker 3>we think, oh you know what might as we'll talk

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<v Speaker 3>about that on air.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, yeah, absolutely, And this week, as Hazy would say,

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<v Speaker 4>something came across my desk study of sorts, and I

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<v Speaker 4>like it because I think you.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys will hate this. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>The top worst pet names for your partner have been revealed, seriously,

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<v Speaker 4>and there was way too many of them.

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<v Speaker 2>There were so many.

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<v Speaker 4>The stuff people are coming up with is absolutely outrageous,

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<v Speaker 4>so they shouldn't be a relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>But I've to be lonely.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got the five worst that I pulled from this list. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>are you ready for them.

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<v Speaker 4>The first one I've never heard of in my life

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<v Speaker 4>and is ridiculous is shmoop or smoopy smoopy swoopy? Why

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<v Speaker 4>why smoopy apparently very popular in America?

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<v Speaker 2>Smoopy? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Next up poopsie, poopsie, my POOPSI.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that is yeah, it's not good. Coming in number three,

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<v Speaker 4>anything food related, putting muffin, baby cakes, sweet cakes, any

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<v Speaker 4>of that not good?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, steak and fries.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll get it. I get that.

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<v Speaker 5>Me.

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<v Speaker 2>And then second up, princess. Let's not call a girlfriend's

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<v Speaker 2>prince order princess.

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<v Speaker 3>Do I stop doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Because it conjures up the notion that she needs to

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<v Speaker 3>find her prince and get married and such a ridiculous

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<v Speaker 3>fairy tale.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she wants to be a solo princess.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't princes.

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<v Speaker 4>And this one was top of the list. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think it gets much worse than this. Calling your significant

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<v Speaker 4>other daddy or mama.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, the daddy thing has always very much confused me, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're calling your partner daddy, you need a therapist.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're saying who's your daddy?

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<v Speaker 2>Also a therapist about yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro, what's that? What even is that?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a pet name?

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<v Speaker 1>Early days we call each other beb sounds, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think you know what I think it was. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was a bit of a pisstaker, hey, beb type

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. We don't do that anymore. But now I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really have any names for Carbo. Car's got heaps

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<v Speaker 1>from me.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got heaps for you too.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's got some freight train horse as well, a bulldozer,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, and also silver back. So they're just

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<v Speaker 1>a few of the names that area.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right training.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm surprised to you the eagle because you you run

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<v Speaker 3>like an eagle.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind freight train or bulldozer do for sure. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>be sitting there right now shaking her fist. You're so

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<v Speaker 1>full of crow.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you would have a name for Greg. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Eggy call him from.

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<v Speaker 1>Or Eggy. Can you please not nurse my sores back

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<v Speaker 1>to health?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Can's let's swap my wounds on my neck?

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks, Eggy.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just a play because one of the kids

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't say his name. Probably went yeah when she was younger,

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<v Speaker 3>so he became Eggy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Cuteabor's because your husband Greg speaks so quickly that

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<v Speaker 1>when he says his name, you don't even know. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you say Eggy? Let's talk all the festivities from

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<v Speaker 1>last night, and I.

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<v Speaker 5>Declare the winner of the twenty twenty called Brownlow Medal,

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<v Speaker 5>Patrick Crips of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Carlton Football Club, afterd Crips got a thousand votes on

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<v Speaker 1>his second round Loow Medal. We're going to speak to

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<v Speaker 1>him just after eight o'clock two, by the way, or

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<v Speaker 1>over nine or nine before we talk about the votes,

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<v Speaker 1>et cetera. Zolt take us through the fashion because it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't make sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you don't get anything out of watching the Red Carpet? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Gunovan wore a white coat, which is very Jack Inovan?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he did? What did I write? I had a

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<v Speaker 2>note about him?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just all had not so good Jenniman's partner I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know. Rude of me? Isn't it incredibly rude?

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<v Speaker 1>Really blunt?

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<v Speaker 2>Lucky?

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<v Speaker 4>Neil partner gorgeous? Write that I don't know any of

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<v Speaker 4>these women's names?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that bad?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Feels anti feminist, doesn't Yeah? It comes from.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, if you're such an anti feminist, surely.

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<v Speaker 2>You were doing their names were if I was a feminist, Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought that you'd be against the whole wag wag thing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've said this, I'm a feminist until the brown law.

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<v Speaker 4>I also had in my notes Darcy Moore w t

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<v Speaker 4>F what was that man wearing?

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<v Speaker 1>What was he wearing?

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<v Speaker 4>Like a green awful matching shirt, tye jacket and then

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<v Speaker 4>he had this bracelet on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the biggest load of wing?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it actually green?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? It looks like this car key sort of things.

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<v Speaker 1>I can do that. I thought it was strictly black

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<v Speaker 1>and white.

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<v Speaker 2>No, unless he had did an outfit change, which a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Did do an outfit interesting from Darcy wore. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>quite a flamboyant character I bought off. Yeah, the Skipper

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<v Speaker 1>of the.

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<v Speaker 4>Pies probably best on. Probably Analise Decos's partner.

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<v Speaker 2>She's always good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well that makes sense because it was that Josh

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<v Speaker 1>or Nick Josh right.

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<v Speaker 7>The beautiful gorgeous the day GoSports or is it gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one is it? Which one's dating? The hot one

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<v Speaker 2>with the C three dress?

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<v Speaker 1>Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, there you go, that one.

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<v Speaker 3>See.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's feminist of me.

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<v Speaker 4>Good on your analyst and a lost of what I

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<v Speaker 4>thought best on was Jack Viney's wife, Charlotte. She looked hot,

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<v Speaker 4>she had a little like Jody would have hated it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad she's not here for this conversation because it

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<v Speaker 4>was all like cut out. You know, she was missing

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<v Speaker 4>half of a waist, nick at Z, thera abs and.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff she was missing.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she find it by the end of the night.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go to I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>love to give her it call interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, some interesting fashion opinions there. The vote itself.

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Cripps was worthy when I didn't think he was

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<v Speaker 1>going to set the record for most of votes of

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<v Speaker 1>all time. That was kind of strange. Twenty seventeen, when

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<v Speaker 1>Dusty Martin did it, that was deserved. So they were

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<v Speaker 1>saying they could have been the greatest individual season of

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<v Speaker 1>all time. I thought this was potentially going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a three way tight.

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<v Speaker 2>You said, though it's nice. This was chocking to me.

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<v Speaker 4>You said it's nice that it was Crips and not

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<v Speaker 4>someone random. You don't like when it's someone that just

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<v Speaker 4>kind of pops up.

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<v Speaker 1>And occasionally someone will pop up and win it when

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<v Speaker 1>they're not even the favorite, they're not really talked about,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's when you go, ah, what's the voting process

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<v Speaker 1>really happening? You're still fair bit of controversy in terms

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<v Speaker 1>of some of the votes that Dekos and Bon didn't get.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'll put it out there right now, just cut

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<v Speaker 1>the cord. Give the umpires a spell. They don't need

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<v Speaker 1>this pressure. And you'd hate to say to Andrew Dylon,

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<v Speaker 1>but do what the NRL do for their bigguse knife

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<v Speaker 1>and that is a dally m and just give it

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<v Speaker 1>to a bunch of different people. Give it to the

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<v Speaker 1>All Australian selectors. They'll make fairy good judgments. Get the cord.

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<v Speaker 2>Would the umpires be upset about that? I don't know enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Would they would be or would they be relieved to lose?

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like sometimes they look at the stats because they're

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<v Speaker 1>so invested in umpiring the game, which is fair enough.

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<v Speaker 1>First they should be that they don't get a good

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<v Speaker 1>gauge and exactly what they should be doing in terms

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<v Speaker 1>of identifying good players. I don't know how to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>First Andrew Hayes for the banning of umpires.

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<v Speaker 1>Really the best part of the night was an interview

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<v Speaker 1>with Abby Holmes. And yes, sometimes particularly as young men,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're just trying to find your way in terms

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<v Speaker 1>of conversation with ladies, but also put a camera and

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<v Speaker 1>the nation watching can be quite stressful. You know. That's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of how are you not bad yourself? What are

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<v Speaker 1>you up to? Good? Thanks? Those things not good? That's

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<v Speaker 1>so bad. Just taking a nice little compliment. Enjoy to night.

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<v Speaker 1>She looked very hands Thank you, appreciate you too, you too?

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<v Speaker 1>How handsome was Abby Holmes looking, by the way, absolutely outstanding.

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<v Speaker 4>I nearly exploded when that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>So funny, so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>The other one as well was Amanda Dylon, wife of

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<v Speaker 1>Yes of course for a boss, and she dropped a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a bombshell. Clearly she knows some information from

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<v Speaker 1>her husband that she shouldn't have spilt on the red carpet.

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<v Speaker 8>Commander.

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<v Speaker 4>I would like to see Marcus Spontanpelli, but I've been

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<v Speaker 4>told he's maybe not in the mix.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>And all the punders meant cash out.

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<v Speaker 2>Like how's the conversation in the car ride home? Nod bye,

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<v Speaker 2>sweety sweety sweety sweeny.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh honey, right now, this is an absolute tree and.

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<v Speaker 5>I play the winner of the twenty twenty four Brownlow Medal,

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<v Speaker 5>Patrick Cripps of the Carlton Football.

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<v Speaker 1>But not just won it as well, one of by

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<v Speaker 1>an absolute my record at forty five vote's very happy

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<v Speaker 1>to say that Patrick Crips, the two times a Brownlow Medalist,

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<v Speaker 1>joins us on over nine one nine this morning, Patty, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, thanks mate, it's yeah, it was a cool moment.

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<v Speaker 8>It was obviously you were a chance, but yeah, to

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<v Speaker 8>win the way I did was pretty special.

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<v Speaker 1>So that title two time Brownlow Medalist, how does that's it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you're in prety re company now.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, man, it's pretty well. We to be honest to

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<v Speaker 8>my family over last night, I was happy to be

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<v Speaker 8>with them post but we'll wait in chief Fathers ten

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<v Speaker 8>of eight hundred. So our dream was just to play AFL.

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<v Speaker 8>I suppose I have a game. Now you're a dual

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<v Speaker 8>Brownley medalist and I was lucky enough. Yeah, last night

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<v Speaker 8>the Juddy and Diesel were there also two time Brownly meadal,

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<v Speaker 8>so it is nice.

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<v Speaker 1>To I can only imagine you guys aren't playing finals,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe you had a bit of a night last night,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're so happy to speak to you this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>But you either had a few drinks last night or

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<v Speaker 1>you smoke a thousand cigarettes today? Which one?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 8>A fews you gotta you don't get those.

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<v Speaker 1>Bost of them, mate. We really enjoyed as well that

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<v Speaker 1>your chat on the Red carpet with Abby Holmes and

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<v Speaker 1>your beautiful wife and your beautiful wife dropped a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a bombshell. I wanted to be bright to.

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<v Speaker 2>See his speech in the mirror or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, he's just been watching his highlights.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Australian watches his own highlights of.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that mayo? Because I gotta say, if I was you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd watched my highlights in the morning, at lunchtime and

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<v Speaker 1>also in the evening. So I feel like it's a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty natural process.

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<v Speaker 8>Isn't it. Won't go the red carpet. That's the time

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<v Speaker 8>out for you down there before a game. If I'll

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<v Speaker 8>ever need a bit of a motivational what's what's all

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<v Speaker 8>I realized to give myself going So just through that's

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<v Speaker 8>hard there. I said, you don't do it again?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you as well? Do you ever in

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<v Speaker 1>any other situation apart from being presented, where the brownlow metal?

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<v Speaker 1>And if so, now do you wear two brownlow metals?

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<v Speaker 1>Just I don't know. Perhaps around the house for certain tasks.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know, actually hard together brown lays. It's the

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<v Speaker 8>last one of one, so may they're cool metals. Every

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<v Speaker 8>now and then when friends are over having a beer,

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<v Speaker 8>they want to say which is which? Is pretty cool?

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<v Speaker 8>To shown like it as I get older, Yeah, I agree,

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<v Speaker 8>You'll probably don't bring it out more and more.

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<v Speaker 1>You will never do this, But if I was you,

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<v Speaker 1>I would be watching my highlights wearing browth Brownlow murders daily.

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<v Speaker 8>I might send you a photo to.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful mate. I really appreciate you having a chat with

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<v Speaker 1>this and just before we let you go, obviously, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys would love to be playing this weekend, but you've

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<v Speaker 1>got absolutely smashed by injury. Who is your tip? Who

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to see win?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it's a great question. I think the game is

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<v Speaker 8>going to be unreal. I think the two best teams

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<v Speaker 8>are in there. I think Brisbane will win, but if

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<v Speaker 8>I'm being completely honest, I guess would have no impact.

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<v Speaker 8>But I think they're they're two best teams I'm going

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<v Speaker 8>for Brisbane because they knocked this out, so you sort

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<v Speaker 8>of want to get knocked out by the champion in

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<v Speaker 8>a selfish way. They're both teams obviously had the last

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<v Speaker 8>two Grand Final losses, so one team's going to know.

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<v Speaker 8>You've got to feel that sensation that everyone wants to

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<v Speaker 8>feel that plays AFL. So yeah, I'm looking forward to

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<v Speaker 8>watching the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, yeah, beautiful mate, appreciate your time once again. Congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an incredible achievement. Have fun this weekend.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you, guys, how good night.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that I've always said there is a special

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<v Speaker 3>place in hell for people in public places who talk

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<v Speaker 3>on speakerphone on their phone conversations. Right, that's bad. But

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what's potentially even worse is when you're

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<v Speaker 3>on holidays in the gym and guy two treadmills down

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<v Speaker 3>from you is singing out loud, singing along to his music.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I could agree with you, but I've been

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<v Speaker 1>done doing this couple of times. Problem because he's in

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<v Speaker 1>the zone, I reckon Maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, there's no excuse for that. You've done that

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<v Speaker 3>he sung at the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but only when I think there's no one else there,

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<v Speaker 1>and it usually be someone downstairs. I was like, I've

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<v Speaker 1>listened to you sing before and was awful, truly awful.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and also people don't go to the gym.

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<v Speaker 1>To hear you sing. No, absolutely not. Can I can?

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<v Speaker 1>I ask? Does he know that you're there?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously it was blatantly So Anyway, he's singing this song

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<v Speaker 3>and I thought, God, he must be really really into

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<v Speaker 3>some like heavy hardcore rap gear because these words came

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<v Speaker 3>out of his mouth. You should want a bad bitch

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<v Speaker 3>like this that's quite heavy, And I was looking at

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<v Speaker 3>I was looking at Greg, going just what is happening here? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>As it proceeds and he's sings more and more lyrics,

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<v Speaker 3>I work out what he's actually listening to.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to hear it?

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<v Speaker 2>A man like this just like this again risks.

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<v Speaker 1>He is out a fancy so fay.

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<v Speaker 6>Bastling talk.

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<v Speaker 1>The Internet can be a really really beautiful creative place.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it can be.

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<v Speaker 3>It can also be a cesspool of hate bush you

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<v Speaker 3>know it can be.

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<v Speaker 1>But when it comes to remixing viral moments, yes, that's

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<v Speaker 1>where the Internet really shines.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where it excels.

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<v Speaker 1>For example, when Trump went on with this absolute garbage

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<v Speaker 1>in his debate with Karmela Harrison in Springfield, they're eating

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs the people that came in. They're eating the cats.

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<v Speaker 1>They're eating they're eating the pets of the people that

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<v Speaker 1>live there, and thought, what could possible? What good could

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<v Speaker 1>possibly come from Trump saying that, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Also the fact that he says in Springfield. Brain immediately

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<v Speaker 3>goes to the Simpsons.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they're eating the dogs in Springfield, Santa's Little Helper. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing about the Internet is some absolute genius

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<v Speaker 1>jump on there and release a remixed version, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>all here for They're eating the dogs, They're eating the cat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually quite catchy. They're eating the pets of the

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<v Speaker 1>people that live there. They're eating the dogs, they're eating

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<v Speaker 1>the cats.

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<v Speaker 3>Genuinely, genuinely charting song.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's not it's it's gone. It's getting up there. Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean, for goodness sake, So there's steal something

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<v Speaker 1>from koc take my money?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember it? During COVID And remember Dany Andrews,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, remember that dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Dan, didn't he guide Victoria beautifully through the COVID era.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys will stay at home for the term of

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<v Speaker 3>your natural life.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no starting your house. Remember he was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>getting on the bees and those type of things. And

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<v Speaker 1>then we were blessed from Mashton Kutcher and that's what

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<v Speaker 1>must be done.

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<v Speaker 8>Years years, years, years years.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, And that is Dan Andrews legacy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks like that? Yeah? Very cool.

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<v Speaker 2>There was so many on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 4>There was one that was slightly more inappropriate that was

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<v Speaker 4>pulled from Abby Chatfield, controversial podcaster who was having a

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<v Speaker 4>bit of a rant about scenes. Yeah, and she was

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<v Speaker 4>having a go at people she knows party but won't

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<v Speaker 4>get the vaccine.

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<v Speaker 2>That listens and say, if you don't want the vaccine,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to hear about it. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear your reasoning.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care I'm getting vaccine.

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<v Speaker 4>I needed to stop ting vaccine because actually, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 4>just stop.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you do ken to me. Very good, good production.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, load production. My kids are obsessed with one particular

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<v Speaker 1>viral moment which is huge in twenty twenty four and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know they did a remix of this

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<v Speaker 1>particular thing. Okay, but I want to talk about it next,

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<v Speaker 1>because you can just imagine after I've picked up my

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<v Speaker 1>six and three year old and we're on our way

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<v Speaker 1>home from school, drive down Port Road, and we are

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely going off to a particular techno song. Now, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>it's brilliant. I think it's going to blow your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Trump said some pretty ridiculous things. This might be at

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<v Speaker 1>the top in Springfield. They're eating the dogs the people

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<v Speaker 1>that came in.

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<v Speaker 3>They're eating the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets

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<v Speaker 3>of the people that live there.

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<v Speaker 1>Shows we've been discussing that. I just love that there's

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<v Speaker 1>people creative enough that go, do you know what that song?

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<v Speaker 1>They're eating the dogs, they're eating the chats, They're eating

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<v Speaker 1>the pets of the people that live thereat the.

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<v Speaker 2>Dogs, eating the chats.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, finally it's a spot we could listen to Trump.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the way people's brains work is incredible. Wasn't it

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<v Speaker 3>just to listen to that, go you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to make a song out of that. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>done well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's chating too, Yeah, one hundred percent. And I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that this was a thing, But do you remember

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<v Speaker 1>this incredibly vile moment of twenty twenty four. What's that?

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<v Speaker 1>My son about two weeks ago requested it via Apple Music,

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<v Speaker 1>and we play this particular song each and every time

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<v Speaker 1>now that we return from school. Really, actually you will

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<v Speaker 1>too bad, is it? Brother?

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually really cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I just love the image of you driving down port Robe,

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<v Speaker 3>the windows down and the tea cross just with this

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<v Speaker 3>pumping out the It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Quite good prodding, isn't it, and two kids in the

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<v Speaker 1>back absoluutely just pumping up a storm. Yeah, because it

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<v Speaker 1>mixing between that and what Dad wanted to play, which

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<v Speaker 1>of course is a little remixed version of Jack Carlson,

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<v Speaker 1>remember the heavy one. Everyone, get your head, get your head. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what I need to this one is songs, a song,

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<v Speaker 1>song song. We love to have a bit of fun

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<v Speaker 1>with this. It's fun for me for the most part. Joe. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a journey. Yeah, you're on a journey with songs,

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<v Speaker 1>a song, song songs. I am, Yeah, I am.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's you know, it's a bit up and down.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll admit that my form can be sketchy. Sure, but

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a good feeling about today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just play the damn shall we?

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of songs all chestralized. We've got to guess them,

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<v Speaker 1>and up for grabs is a Wallace Cinema family past.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right, same as always, it's best of three, Hazy.

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<v Speaker 4>Today you are playing from casts from Seacliff.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go, Joe.

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<v Speaker 4>You're playing for Scott from angele Vale, who did get

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<v Speaker 4>three second But that's okay, that's fine. Now I have

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<v Speaker 4>a redemption arc for Scotty. You know, beautiful, Yeah, okay, stunning, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>let's just get straight into it.

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<v Speaker 7>Joe's number one, Czy, it's so silly, fifty two love shat.

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<v Speaker 2>He's done well we.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, baby, No, it didn't help you standing there

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<v Speaker 3>going easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm so easy.

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<v Speaker 4>As it left my mouth, I thought Joe's gonna hate,

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<v Speaker 4>but I just thought it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a really easy that one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank You're welcome, Hazy. He's a bit of redemption on number.

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<v Speaker 6>Two on blink one to all the small things I

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<v Speaker 6>will not.

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<v Speaker 1>Es carry me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really good.

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<v Speaker 4>Jobs you have that instantly too, even though you don't

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<v Speaker 4>have the name. I saw your eyes go yep, I

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<v Speaker 4>know this. It was nice love when this happens. Because

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<v Speaker 4>now we're at a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Stress, how are you feeling normally?

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<v Speaker 3>It's about this time where you two pills say to me, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>let's just play the third one for fun, even though

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<v Speaker 3>it was all over today.

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<v Speaker 2>Today it's for the win. Let's go song number three.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Cha.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she's got it, Hazy no nowist teenage.

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<v Speaker 2>Sing the song. I saw it from the very get go.

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<v Speaker 2>You knew that one purely.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if your mouthing the words might have helped

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<v Speaker 4>Hazy get just relentless?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it that brings us scored twenty two to twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>He's playing on the double points round where.

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing that all the triple points that up like

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<v Speaker 3>the Supershot network, and we do that. We could probably

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<v Speaker 3>do Yeah, the last five minutes, there's always two points.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, Okay, a good game, Joe's good game.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, you know what, It's separate in a

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<v Speaker 1>different directions. I'm going to be gracious, great game, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's worse