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Speaker 1: Hey, people, how you doing. It's Matthew. John's here and

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Speaker 1: people got Christmas coming up? Holidays. Have about your little

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Speaker 1: taste at the Best of the John's Family Podcast. Let's

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Speaker 1: chat about some of our stories goings on through the week.

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Speaker 2: Matthew.

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Speaker 3: Actually I wanted to ask you, speaking of personal stories

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Speaker 3: through the week, there was some vision shown of you

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Speaker 3: salsa dancing at the CALLERID.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there was. Yes, we went down myself. Well you

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Speaker 1: were there, Jackie, yourself, Cooper, our neighbor Maty O'Brien. We

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Speaker 1: went down and you'd left just before it. But halftime

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Speaker 1: in the football happened and I looked over at the

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Speaker 1: Coloroid and they do salsa. I've been wanting to do that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: every Friday night. Friday night. So I thought, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'd slip over there quietly and just join. And so

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Speaker 1: so I'm doing it. I must say. The hips were

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Speaker 1: moving beautifully in the anyway. I turned around and said,

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Speaker 1: that's enough, go back, turned around and Cooper's filming me.

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Speaker 2: The Coloro is not five word. The Coloroi is not

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Speaker 2: a big enough place for you to go. You literally

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Speaker 2: walked maybe ten meters away from our table, sort of

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Speaker 2: ducked around the corner and just jumped in and tried

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Speaker 2: to start dancing. And if well, Frankie's going to put

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Speaker 2: the footage with up on YouTube with us so you

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Speaker 2: can see he was. He was out of time, nearly

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Speaker 2: bumping into the people in front of him around him.

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Speaker 2: And to think that you were going to get away

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Speaker 3: You is a gup.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to question. I didn't see it because I've

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Speaker 4: been in zen world without any phones or technology. Coops.

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Speaker 4: Is it just like every other I think I can

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Speaker 4: imagine it.

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Speaker 1: Is we that shuffley thing?

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Speaker 4: Is that what it was?

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Speaker 1: It's just like it's almost like yeah, or did he

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Speaker 5: He's kind of just like getting the hands.

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Speaker 1: And doing the wrong thing.

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Speaker 2: Something about Matthew and all he's dancing.

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Speaker 3: He has really lazy wrists, always laz Yeah, you have

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Speaker 3: lazy wrists, so you'll be doing what you would do,

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Speaker 3: but just just flop outs like t Rex t Rex arms,

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Speaker 1: I like bulldog Bulldogs three sixties on tonight. He's a

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Speaker 1: Jerry on there he is. That's so nice Jerry raffiy Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's one thing. I will say this too. If I

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Speaker 1: have look at the show Trush they were giving it

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Speaker 1: to me on the show Flat showed it and then

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Speaker 1: they asked me to get a member. I got a

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Speaker 1: lady up out of the audience and we were sorcering

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Speaker 1: together on the show, and I must say I went

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Speaker 1: back and had to look at it. I was moving

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Speaker 1: pretty fly.

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Speaker 5: Really yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now the other one through, that one's okay. I'll

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Speaker 1: take that one right. Yesterday, Jack and I went and

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Speaker 1: had a game of tennis together and Jack won the

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Speaker 1: first set but with my racket. But from there I

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Speaker 1: just absolutely schooled him. I was on fire. I win

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Speaker 1: the next three sets right. But then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: as we move into the next set, which I eventually won,

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Speaker 1: I've been on fire all day. Drop shots, you know,

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Speaker 1: sitting at the back, just bush shooting down the line.

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Speaker 1: I get there and Jack does. Jack knocks it up,

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Speaker 1: and here's my chance for the big smash volley, and

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Speaker 1: for whatever reason, I completely miss it. Nearly fall over,

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Speaker 1: turn around, and this asshole is filming me, didn't film

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Speaker 1: any of the good stuff because he wasn't there. It

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Speaker 1: turns up I turned up and that was the first

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Speaker 1: thing I saw and dads that blow it, Dad blow

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Speaker 1: it like it was funny to blow up, but it was.

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Speaker 1: It came from a place because it was like three

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Speaker 1: nights after this Coloro salsa dancing. He came over and

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Speaker 1: he was swinging his racket and he was going, you asshole,

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Speaker 1: every time I turn around, do some embarrassing. You're filming me.

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Speaker 5: Learn from this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was funny. Be better.

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Speaker 3: Matte Cooper was there when you boys after he's won

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Speaker 3: the comp, not that you won the comp, the Melbourne Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we were in towns date you guys went away, Where

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Speaker 3: were you guys staying somewhere out in the bush, wasn't

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Speaker 1: No? That was it was you were staying at.

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Speaker 5: You stayed with me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you disappeared one night, wasn't it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I probably went to a.

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Speaker 1: House, went to a house party.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was like in the deep in there

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Speaker 2: was deep in the woods. It was like a what

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Speaker 2: do you call them hippies cult? Yes, it was like

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Speaker 2: a group of it was like a hostel, a cult cultivating.

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Speaker 2: We went to this hostel deep in the valleys of

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Speaker 3: Was a little mate, Connor Watson with you.

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Speaker 2: Conna Watson was their little utility king. And we walked

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Speaker 2: in and everyone was dressed like kicking Hacki sacks and

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Speaker 2: drinking red wine, playing the bongos right, and we were

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Speaker 2: all dressed in like gene like ripped jet like. We

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Speaker 2: like they were just left La Llapalooza in the seventies.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we've stuck out and you're only allowed to

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Speaker 2: be at this party if you live in the hostel,

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a cult. Yeah. It was very weird.

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Speaker 2: And I remember Connor was like, hey, everyone.

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Speaker 5: Just be cool.

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Speaker 2: We'll get that is kind of kind of just like

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Speaker 2: he's like, let's just be cool, and kind of walked in.

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Speaker 2: Good looking bloke, like wavy hair, far back hairline, and

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Speaker 2: sat there, he was like, hey, started talking with him,

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Speaker 2: and that's right, he had Yeah, I'm trying to remember that.

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Speaker 2: I think it was like Keith, let's say his name

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Speaker 2: with Keith and Connor to start to allow us to

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Speaker 1: Keith.

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Speaker 2: He went straight up to Keith and he goes, Keith,

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Speaker 2: I like your energy. I'm getting a vibe from you, Keith.

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Speaker 2: That's like we're supposed to meet here tonight. And Keith

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Speaker 2: goes Connor. I don't know what it is, but I

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Speaker 2: feel the exact same thing from you.

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Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, he knew exactly how to work him over

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Speaker 1: sue By and Bay. I go up there. Now it's strange.

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Speaker 1: Hippies used to be fun loving people. I've said this

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Speaker 1: numerous time in this podcast. Now there, now this are

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Speaker 1: quite angry and territorial even people. That's like people move

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Speaker 1: out to Barron Bay there for a week and suddenly

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Speaker 1: they feel like they're local. I went into and it's

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Speaker 1: one of the last domains of the asshole barista sometimes

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Speaker 1: going to a cafe and the other barist's thinking the

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Speaker 3: Now it's the bart and it's the mixologist.

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Speaker 1: Well now, well, I went up there and walked into

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Speaker 1: and there's a fella there with with a young lady

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Speaker 1: and I'm stilling the gop. I'm waiting, waiting, and they're

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Speaker 1: of looked at me, Oh, sorry, can we help you?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, could I get a just

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Speaker 1: cappuccino please? She went yep. Name? I went, Matt, m

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Speaker 1: A two. She goes, yep, I can spell. And I go, oh,

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Speaker 1: here we go. So now I'm standing there by myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm standing there. Anyway, they go and they missed the

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Speaker 1: coffee and old mate, the fellow stands there on the

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Speaker 1: only person shopping, goes Matt. Matt, and he's looking around.

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Speaker 1: I go, oh, sorry, right here, and just went like wow, wow,

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Speaker 1: m So you have a head. What are you trush?

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Speaker 1: Apart from Big Dog? Who would you which mascot would

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Speaker 1: you date?

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Speaker 4: Do you think I'm going to go with the West Tiger?

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Speaker 4: Oh he'd have a name?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Tim. Back in the day, when he.

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Speaker 4: Keep it simple.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, memorable.

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Speaker 2: I've got something for you as well. I was circling

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Speaker 2: news dot com before and I found a story about

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Speaker 2: this lady who she's covered in eight hundred tattoos and

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Speaker 2: was very instant. She had a crucifix on her face,

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Speaker 2: and apparently she went in to the church and was singing,

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Speaker 2: you're singing too loud.

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Speaker 5: You need to leave.

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Speaker 2: But now it's come out that apparently she was kicked

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Speaker 2: out because of her excess tattoo.

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Speaker 1: That's come on? Does that? Does that give you what I.

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Speaker 4: Got told to be quite in church singing too?

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Speaker 5: Did you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But you were singing give me your head out

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Speaker 1: loud in primary school? Really, I was singing too loud.

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Speaker 1: Of what song was it?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, like a religious one. Probably Lord of

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Speaker 4: the Dance.

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Speaker 1: I did like that.

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Speaker 4: I got quite into.

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Speaker 2: But there's hundreds of people in the church. How loud

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Speaker 2: are you singing for like the priests and stuff?

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Speaker 1: Loud? Remember the old ladies when you're going to church?

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Speaker 1: And can I just make put something out there for

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Speaker 1: the listeners to have a look at bit of homework.

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Speaker 1: I want you to go on YouTube. Type in Dave

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Speaker 1: Edmonds Girl Girl's Talk on Countdown. Dave Edmonds Girls Talk

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Speaker 1: is the song on Countdown, just what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: He's up doing a live performance on Countdown and there

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Speaker 1: is a woman who's a young girl who's side, who's

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Speaker 1: at the front, and she's singing that loud you can

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Speaker 1: barely heard Dave, and he's looking down at her laughing,

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Speaker 1: that's very good, it's very good. Well she's not seeing you. Well.

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Speaker 2: The question I wanted to pose you from from that

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Speaker 2: story is it is it not? Is it unethical? Because

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Speaker 2: there's some nightclubs that won't let you and if you

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Speaker 2: have tattoos on your hands. I remember, like I was

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Speaker 2: out with Shandle one night in Brisbane and they wouldn't

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Speaker 2: let him in because he had tattoos on his hands.

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Speaker 1: Because I think that for any other reason, I think

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Speaker 1: get a shirt off as well.

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Speaker 3: In Tokyo, there's a lot of that.

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Speaker 2: In Tokyo.

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Speaker 1: You couldn't go to the pool area. I couldn't go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, where I was saying when I went a few

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Speaker 3: years back, couldn't go to the pool area if you

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Speaker 3: had like one of my mates had a I think

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Speaker 3: it was like a bird tattoo on his forearm, and

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Speaker 3: they said no. But apparently there's a close association with

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Speaker 3: the yakuza.

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Speaker 4: It is all at all, It is all gang related.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that with it?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 2: Should that be allowed?

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Speaker 1: I've got to cancel the Appointment's not going to let

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Speaker 2: When's the last week?

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Speaker 5: The last time you've been to church? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, I still want to go.

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Speaker 2: You only go for the red wine, don't you?

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Speaker 4: Matt's not here to provide the good. But coover, did

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Speaker 4: It's a very good show.

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Speaker 4: You'll enjoy the Bear.

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Speaker 2: Three three years and I've got nothing but hate for it.

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Speaker 5: I love spicy food, I like spacy, love chili. Gosh,

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Speaker 5: I'd hate to follow you on the ship. She sure

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Speaker 2: Did you keep parenting if you're going to punish him?

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Speaker 1: But I will.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to retire yet for another year or two.

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Speaker 5: I will square up with you in my newspaper. No,

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Speaker 2: I don't want a war of words.

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Speaker 4: I asked Cooper, said, oh, would you like to be

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Speaker 4: apparently you can refuse. He didn't pass the sobrietary test,

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Speaker 1: No, you can, but you are charged.

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Speaker 4: Be charge automatically. There's the assumption that you'll.

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Speaker 1: Get there and said no, come on, blow into it,

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the same with like drug testing asata in

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Speaker 4: Is it the assumption that then you are, there's assumption that.

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Speaker 2: There is something in your piss anymore?

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Speaker 1: The last one, that's how they can catch you if

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I'd be standing out the front of the dressing

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Speaker 2: Old fellows looking at you, look at your old fellas.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: And he just stared at me, and then, when are

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Speaker 2: I thought, drink it and then spit it all over.

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Speaker 1: No, I would never do that. That's hard, cool man,

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: That'll get I'll tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: That's a clip.

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Speaker 2: Remember we were up at Jimmy Barnes and heard one

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Speaker 2: tell Remember Jimmy Barnes's farm that time over New Year's

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. We're looking for us. Snoop, do

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Speaker 1: I read a question this week. Okay, listen closely. There

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Speaker 1: Whatever you open when you open one of the doors,

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Speaker 1: whatever's the contents behind the doors you can keep. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Now you can open the door a door, or you

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Speaker 1: is a hungry line.

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Speaker 5: Hell hungry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to bite your face off. So ten doors,

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Speaker 1: eighty million dollars US? Or what behind nine doors? One

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Speaker 1: one door? There's a hungry line? Jack John's do you

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Speaker 3: I open a door and then if there's a line,

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Speaker 3: I shut.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't work that way, but now just the door

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Speaker 1: I like those odds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Yeah, I'm going to think nine out of

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Speaker 1: I literally could. I'd probably just end up. Maybe if

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But is it toxic of me to think that

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Speaker 1: Oh it's not toxic. It's not the word. It's basically

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Speaker 4: Really, hope, if you use that word one more time,

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Speaker 4: toxic and all your other little cliches you've been throwing

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Speaker 2: If you if you keep being narcissistic up there, then

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Speaker 4: Well if I I you know what, depending on where

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Speaker 4: to be attacked by the line.

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Speaker 1: It started with self pity, it finishes with self pity.

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Speaker 1: Have a great week, everyone about you. I'll open I'll

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Speaker 1: have a crack.

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Speaker 5: You'll have a crack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love your meter is so like, Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think it would you. He might choke on a while,

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Speaker 2: he might choke on your two pay and get a

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Speaker 1: Well, there we go, people, as I just give my

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Speaker 1: beautiful dog Charlie a bowl of water.

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Speaker 5: Charlie.

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Speaker 1: People, how you enjoyed that? Getting your little fixed with

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Speaker 1: The John's Family Podcast. Take it easy, look after each

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Speaker 1: other all spread you next week