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Speaker 1: This here's a podcast.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast. Thank you, tough one.

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Speaker 3: Tough one for me.

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Speaker 4: Work very hard to be a great husband, and I'm

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Speaker 4: proud of what I've done over the thirteen years of marriage.

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Speaker 3: It's just made your wife.

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Speaker 4: Not Unfortunately, I've been out husband and I'm disgusted by it.

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Speaker 2: This man is too good.

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Speaker 4: He does something for his wife every morning, which is

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Speaker 4: above and beyond.

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Speaker 5: Does he just give her a little bit of.

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Speaker 3: Coffee for her in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We wait till you find out what she does. Wait

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Speaker 4: till you find out what he does.

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Speaker 2: It's unbelievable and it's a well known aussy, so you

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Speaker 2: all will be revealed.

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Speaker 5: So this story's got everything, a little bit of celebrity.

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Speaker 2: Well you want to know more, listen to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: This is a Pape podcast.

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Speaker 5: You could be in the running for driving Australia's worst car.

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Speaker 2: Well you might be Australia's worst driver.

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Speaker 4: When we dropped out of p yesterday, Kate Richie, unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: You trying to move over from the right lane to

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Speaker 2: the left lane.

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Speaker 5: Because I was taking I was taking the exit on

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Speaker 5: the left cut in front.

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Speaker 4: Of me and nearly drove me into a wall or

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Speaker 4: your driver in or extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what, though it's your first car that

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Speaker 3: you get, always has to be a bit of a box,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like I I sold my

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Speaker 3: first two cars that I got for fifty dollars each

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Speaker 3: k fifty dollars for a car. Really, that's that's in

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Speaker 3: two forty X. And then I had a hold in

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Speaker 3: HQ station Wagon and I had to offload both for

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Speaker 3: fifty bucks. Wow?

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Speaker 5: Is that correct?

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Speaker 3: HQB worth?

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Speaker 2: Now what was I talking about?

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Speaker 5: Apparently it's very important whether you have like a decent

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Speaker 5: car or not. Because there was a woman who she

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Speaker 5: she was shortly did for a job in an estate agency,

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Speaker 5: but then when they found out that her car was

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Speaker 5: too old, she didn't get the job.

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Speaker 1: So basically it.

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Speaker 5: All came down to what kind of car she drove.

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Speaker 2: Was it a bomb or was it a classic car?

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Speaker 5: Well it was over ten years old. So her name

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Speaker 5: was Alana Thompson French not from Nottinghamshire. What a lovely name.

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Speaker 5: She applied for a job as a trainee Lettings negotiator

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Speaker 5: in Nottingham and she was fantastic and fit the bill

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Speaker 5: for so many for so many other things and then

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Speaker 5: she got a bit of a kick in the teeth

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Speaker 5: because her car was way too old.

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Speaker 3: Well, if there's sexist, there's agist, is it vehicleist? Can

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Speaker 3: you have that as a well?

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Speaker 5: I don't know if employers have done it, but I

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Speaker 5: know certainly possible partners may have.

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Speaker 4: This would be a brand issue, wouldn't it. This is

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Speaker 4: an appearance issue. Yeah, because if she's going to do

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Speaker 4: chugging smoke out the back of it and says, hey,

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Speaker 4: we can't wait to do business with you, the client

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Speaker 4: might go I do know about this.

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Speaker 3: There are there's certain cars that were made that are

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Speaker 3: well known that won't last too long.

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Speaker 6: Though.

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Speaker 3: Belinda's given us a call. What car are you getting

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Speaker 3: around in at the moment? Belinda, hold on tracks? The tracks?

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Speaker 2: I can't even picture it. I'm gonna have to google it.

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Speaker 3: So Belinda, my son, he's just got his peas and

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Speaker 3: we're looking for his first car. And he really liked

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Speaker 3: this Holding Tracks only done forty thousand kilometers. And I

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Speaker 3: got a mobile auto inspection and the bloke said, if

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Speaker 3: there was a podium for the worst cars in Australia,

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Speaker 3: A holding tracks is number one?

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Speaker 5: Why is it?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: What went first on it? Belinda?

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Speaker 6: I have to when I bought I bought it for

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Speaker 6: fourteen thousand yep, and then the oil cooling was leaking

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Speaker 6: to get a tom start changing done. That cost eight

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, But.

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Speaker 2: Linda, do you know if it was actually made by

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Speaker 2: all that it's like a rebadge job. I'm not sure

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Speaker 2: you wouldn't expect to hold them to have those sorts

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Speaker 3: Well, look, I mean that that was probably their first

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Speaker 3: foray into the small car Ai. The Brenas been there

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Speaker 3: as well. I suppose, Aaron, have you got some good

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Speaker 3: news for me? What is it, Aaron?

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Speaker 7: I do going against the grain two down and sixteen

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Speaker 7: holding trucks one hundred thousand k's had minimal issues.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, you've got one of the very few that

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Speaker 3: got through a However.

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Speaker 7: What I will say, last time I went to a

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Speaker 7: new mechanic, they said, you are very luckily not to

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Speaker 7: have any issues. We've had hundreds of reported issues with

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Speaker 3: Tommy, we've got to give away a holding tracks of

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Speaker 3: the show you anymore? Could you let's go to Joe?

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Speaker 3: How many times if you needed a tow truck? Joe?

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Speaker 8: I had a brand new land Over Discovery and I

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Speaker 8: had a toe track eleven times the disco.

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Speaker 2: Expensive to the disco.

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Speaker 8: I would have thought it was underblarrant here, especially when

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Speaker 8: the engine blew up after thirty thousand. But they were

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Speaker 8: very good with one on one basis with me in

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Speaker 8: the service department, that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: Gotcha all right?

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Speaker 2: Thanks Jojo?

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Speaker 3: Kelly? How old is your car?

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Speaker 8: Hey, guys, how are you good?

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Speaker 2: Curl?

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Speaker 9: That's good. I have a nineteen seventy three Mini, and

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Speaker 9: I have a nineteen sixty one Mini and a twenty

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Speaker 7: Coopers are they're.

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Speaker 3: They're good cars, Kelly, aren't they? They're great cars?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Not the Coopers.

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Speaker 1: It's been on the tow.

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Speaker 2: Truck too many times.

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Speaker 4: Kel too familiar with You've got the tow tuck driver

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Speaker 4: on speed. Look, yeah, it's beautiful.

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Speaker 9: He's a nice looking car, sunroofed a lot, but it's

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Speaker 9: been on the tow truck and had a couple what issues? So,

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Speaker 9: I mean, BMW just didn't get that one right.

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Speaker 2: It's a great tin can.

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Speaker 3: What was your family car growing up, Kate, what was

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Speaker 5: We had a Ford Falcon yellow Ford Falcon I think

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Speaker 5: in Chamberlain Street, Campbelltown, leave it unlocked, hoping someone would

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Speaker 3: Mia Auntie Trish used a club lock on the car

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Speaker 3: and then used it on a bloke that tried to

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Speaker 3: rub her in the pub car park at Portland Hotels.

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Speaker 3: You did, you could use it as a weapon.

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Speaker 2: Probably used more as a weapon.

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Speaker 10: Thin.

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Speaker 3: So this is a Fitz podcast the success of Costco,

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Speaker 3: and I've spoken about how I went to Costco for

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Speaker 3: the first time with my wife and it was it

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Speaker 3: was an amazing We're in there for two hours and

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Speaker 3: I'm not joking. When I left with meta musial and

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Speaker 3: a shredder.

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Speaker 4: It's on my side lighting up at the post office

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Speaker 4: and you look at the stuff the post office cells.

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Speaker 2: I posted a letter and bought a massage.

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Speaker 3: Gum, Oh did you really?

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Speaker 2: I believe it.

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Speaker 3: I've never had a shredder in my house. And I thought,

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Speaker 3: you know what, sometimes you get bank statements sent to

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Speaker 3: you in the mail, and I thought I wouldn't mind

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Speaker 3: shredding them. I bought one for one hundred and twenty dollars. Thought,

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Speaker 3: while I'm at it with that shredder, I want to

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Speaker 3: feel regular, so I bought some meta musal. Anyway, the

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Speaker 3: success of Costco and they're opening up everywhere in Australia.

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Speaker 3: They're calling it the Indian Costco. Has opened up in

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Speaker 3: to city's Indian population, which obviously is growing more and more.

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Speaker 3: But do you know, can I just point something out

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Speaker 3: of here, if you're going to start up a stalk

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Speaker 3: very similar to Costco and call it the Indian Costco, baby,

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Speaker 3: come up with a better name than Grosco. It's actually

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Speaker 3: Moscow Grosco. Awesome.

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Speaker 2: I had the logo and the and the image looks

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Speaker 2: the same too.

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Speaker 3: It is very similar with and it's in a big warehouse.

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Speaker 3: It's called Groscow by Exotic Groser and you can go

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Speaker 3: there and if you're buying bulk you get some amazing,

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Speaker 3: amazing bargains. You buy your membership as well. And it's

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Speaker 3: it's exactly the Costco, but it's called Groscow.

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Speaker 2: Do you like Costco?

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Speaker 4: We know you're gonna love Groscow just the same, but

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Speaker 4: don't know, the exotic groser?

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Speaker 2: What do you get? I mean, do you still buy

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Speaker 2: bulk slabs of toilet paper? HOLI is?

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Speaker 3: I'd say tumor could be in there and there'd be,

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Speaker 3: you know, plenty of ingredients that you can use for

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Speaker 2: But and members only makes it sound very very exclusive.

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Speaker 2: How do I get in there?

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Speaker 3: Western Sydney Welcome a gross Oh my god, this.

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Speaker 1: Is a friend podcast.

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Speaker 5: I have had such a lovely morning and I shouldn't

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Speaker 5: say that because my eleven year old daughter went off

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Speaker 5: to school camp.

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Speaker 2: Oh how did she?

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Speaker 5: She was a little bit nervous, but very excited in

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Speaker 5: the end the leader, Yes, we had to buy a

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Speaker 5: new little torch.

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Speaker 2: Did she smile?

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Speaker 5: Well, that's what I want to talk about, because I

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Speaker 5: was excited about getting her on the bus. She's in

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Speaker 5: year six right, So it's kind of like it's the

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Speaker 5: what would you call it, like the cornerstone of the

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Speaker 5: primary school education kind of being where we are and

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Speaker 5: she's off to the capitol to see Parliament House and

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Speaker 5: stuff like that. Anyway, I thought this is a perfect

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Speaker 5: opportunity for me to go home, have two days without

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Speaker 5: my daughter and throw stuff out. And I don't know

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Speaker 5: if you're a parent, No, I've already done two hours

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Speaker 5: of it today. I can't throw stuff out if my

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Speaker 5: daughter is at home because she wants to keep all

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Speaker 5: the little, tiny, little folded pieces of paper and the

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Speaker 5: little toys and things on the kitchen Vand can I.

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Speaker 2: Throw that out yet? Yeah, that's what I like doing that.

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Speaker 3: What about the two meter buy three meter frame picture

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Speaker 3: that you have of yourself back at the home and

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Speaker 3: away days? Do you keep that up?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 5: I don't have things like that. And even my un

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Speaker 5: dough portrait is here floating around in the building somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Four If you would like Kate Richie's.

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Speaker 5: Arm, I think it's off to a gallery somewhere. I

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Speaker 5: promise you that it'll be out of the boardroom very soon.

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Speaker 3: I want to know.

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Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten, what did you smuggle to school

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Speaker 2: I will not do this.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I think all that stuff's great, but there

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Speaker 3: Yep, because it's like the prison system, really, because if

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Speaker 4: You're on the top bunk, you're on the ropes course

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Speaker 5: Did she get the lollies?

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Speaker 2: That's awesome that she's done.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well maybe I bought them for her, but I

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Speaker 3: Really, did you?

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Speaker 4: Can I say something that you won't believe? When I

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Speaker 5: Did you cut in a pool? Give me nine?

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Speaker 4: And I beat all the teachers and the parents in

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Speaker 3: Was it the right thing to do? To have school

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Speaker 2: No, it was strange. It was really hot. Cat, who

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Speaker 11: I'm going to throw my husband under the bus. It's

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Speaker 3: Night and the smell of melon on them all night. Kate,

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Speaker 3: did they get so? What was the what was the punishment?

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Speaker 3: Did they get busted?

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Speaker 11: They never got busted, but it's gone down in history.

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Speaker 2: The Green Dragon.

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Speaker 3: Natalie, you've got creative with your contraband what do you do?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 11: Yes, I did well.

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Speaker 10: I was also in nine Cares and I stole my

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Speaker 10: then eventually it fell from the school because after I

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Speaker 10: ranked that stuff with my friends. You know how on

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Speaker 10: camps they do like a talent night. You get up

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Speaker 10: then they suspended me. My mom and dad got the

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Speaker 10: phone call and your daughter was just I feel really good.

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Speaker 10: I'm this is seventeen years ago now and I've.

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Speaker 11: Got four kids.

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Speaker 5: That's okay, That's okay. But they had to watch three

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Speaker 10: Yes, and then they actually played it on ye styles graduations.

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Speaker 4: Can I ask, so you were suspended immediately because of that?

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Speaker 4: Why were you then expelled?

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Speaker 2: What did you do? Was there something else happened?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, there was a lot of things that happened and

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: There was a lot.

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Speaker 10: If there was a two year old year where I

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Speaker 10: It was an old girls school by private school in Geelong,

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Speaker 10: and she actually begged the po to please let Natalie.

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Speaker 7: Back in for the last year of BT.

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Speaker 10: And I did go back and on strict combitions so

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Speaker 3: What do you what do you do with yourself now? Nette?

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Speaker 10: I worked for My husband runs a non for profit

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Speaker 10: with jack and alcohol hostly released from prison mental health,

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Speaker 10: so I actually do all the back of town stuff

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Speaker 2: That I love that story. What a great story. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Joey. What did you smuggling to school camp?

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Speaker 2: Good Joey, Yes, Pa, what you smuggling to school camp?

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Speaker 10: Then?

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Speaker 3: What do you know?

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Speaker 5: What year did you go to school?

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Speaker 2: How did you make the itching powder?

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Speaker 8: Joey, No, we bought those those from a What is it?

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Speaker 2: I don't what is it just makes you scratch. I

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the ingredients, the element of I

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Speaker 4: know we just brought our mate first down someone's pants,

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Speaker 5: Oh no, what about the sleep? It'd be good in

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Speaker 2: And Joey was a moment when someone said, who.

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Speaker 1: Put the power? Yeah, we got call?

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Speaker 3: And how long have you had a non for profit

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Speaker 2: Joe can you call us every day? Joey?

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Speaker 3: I think Joey's just gone out of high school forty?

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Speaker 3: Can you top that?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 9: I've got a very similar story to Whipper.

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Speaker 7: I was at the ute camp and one of the

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Speaker 6: A gun as well.

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Speaker 3: You've got to be kidding me, jerious.

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Speaker 10: She she did get expelled and we had the police.

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Speaker 8: There, but it wasn't wasn't used or anything.

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Speaker 6: Like that, but it was found her day.

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Speaker 2: What sort of gun was it? Was it a pistol

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Speaker 6: I'm not exactly sure. We were sort of kept away from.

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Speaker 2: It, but yeah, it could have been a sawn off shody.

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Speaker 3: Sure he's a good Is it like dad's gun?

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Speaker 5: Then used to and so what.

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Speaker 2: Police turned up to school camp.

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Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, in the nighttime and confiscated the gun and

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Speaker 3: So twenty years ago, when I started my radio career

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Speaker 2: Intense.

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Speaker 3: Well, we supplied, I'm very intense. Supplied obviously the all

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Speaker 2: And wine.

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Speaker 3: That camp up pretty quickly.

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Speaker 1: The first night.

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Speaker 2: This podcast, Tommy's girlfriend Julia.

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Speaker 5: What if Tommy's kids are in the car like that

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Speaker 5: is a joke.

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Speaker 2: They haven't been seeing each other and he would just.

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Speaker 3: Over and it's not you. Your obsession with p and

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Speaker 3: Miller Whipper over the years has been absolutely disgusting.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: And what about you? Fits?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what.

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Speaker 4: We were cleaning up the office the other day and

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Speaker 4: I found your signed DVD of Baywatch by Pamela anders.

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Speaker 3: There's not many people remember this because it wasn't a

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Speaker 3: very good episode, but Pamela Anderson on Friday Night Live

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Speaker 5: Did she Yeah, Oh it was have you started Together?

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Speaker 2: By Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 3: I was hosting at the time, and and and on

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Speaker 2: We then found ourselves. How's this Kate? We found ourselves

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, who should wander into the bar?

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Speaker 5: Pamela Anderson.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a really weird night. We couldn't get

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Speaker 3: Veronicas went over to say hello.

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Speaker 5: Were they Mary?

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Speaker 4: Kate? And and Tom was kicked out for soliciting Kate.

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Speaker 4: It was referred to by security as soliciting. Then Tommy

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Speaker 5: I don't even know if they're true or not.

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Speaker 2: Couldn't find him, yelling Tommy, look to the right. Nothing there.

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Speaker 2: Then we had a closer look and we just saw

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Speaker 2: Tommy had fallen into the plant.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Shut over the floor, shut home everywhere.

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Speaker 5: We're not allowed to travel.

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Speaker 2: Because we're not going to get to the Bill Gates.

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Speaker 3: Story with you.

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Speaker 2: We're not kids. Love you. Going to school was great.

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Speaker 1: This is a Fitz friend Pat podcast. This is a

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Speaker 4: We probably relate to this because we were very hard

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Speaker 4: trying to be best husbands of the year. We compete,

455
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Speaker 4: actually don't Tommy.

456
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

457
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 4: Tommy goes to all sorts of lengths to create beautiful moments, memories,

458
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Speaker 4: and kind gestures for his wonderful life.

459
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Speaker 3: Ginger and I.

460
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Speaker 5: Try and do the same, but you know, wins generally.

461
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Speaker 2: Tom.

462
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Speaker 3: I'll tell you who doesn't win is Lisa.

463
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Speaker 4: Yes, And I pride myself and I've spoken to you

464
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Speaker 4: about this. When is the normal routine of our house

465
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Speaker 4: is Francesca will go upstairs to better that's your daughter,

466
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Speaker 4: around seven o'clock, and then we all pretend to go

467
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Speaker 4: to sleep, all right, we all brush our teeth.

468
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Speaker 2: She goes to sleep, and Lisa will stay.

469
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Speaker 4: Up there with her, and then Ted and Jack the

470
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Speaker 4: boys come downstairs, and they'll stay up.

471
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Speaker 5: A little bit later and watch squid games.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that.

473
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Speaker 4: By the time Lisa gets downstairs, I'll make sure there's

474
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Speaker 4: a cup of tea ready to go. Right, And I

475
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Speaker 4: thought that was a hero effort.

476
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Speaker 3: I love how your humble and keep it well.

477
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Speaker 4: This is where I've been outdone, and I want to

478
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Speaker 4: celebrate this man, because.

479
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Speaker 3: You got another story about yourself. No, I don't know

480
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Speaker 3: how great you are.

481
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Speaker 2: No, this is not about how great I am one

482
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Speaker 2: cup of tea at the end of the day.

483
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Speaker 4: But because I thought I was setting a good standard,

484
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Speaker 4: like I was proud of the efforts I was making

485
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Speaker 4: for the boys. Then Lisa goes to a lunch yesterday.

486
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Speaker 5: She sits next, this is the problem when you'd let

487
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Speaker 5: your wife go out and talk to other wives, Well.

488
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Speaker 4: Said mate, because I thought she was going to fly

489
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Speaker 4: the flag and all the other wives would sit around

490
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Speaker 4: and go, oh my god, you're married a dream Anyway,

491
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Speaker 4: she sat next to Beck Judd. She's obviously married to Christja,

492
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Speaker 4: the ex footballer now investor. They have four kids.

493
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Speaker 3: Juddy, who's which one is that?

494
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Speaker 2: Chris makes her were they birth called Judd? Aren't they

495
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Speaker 2: makes her a cup of coffee.

496
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Speaker 4: In bed right, and gives lets her enjoy a cup

497
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Speaker 4: of coffee for half an hour while he handles the

498
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Speaker 4: four kids downstairs, so she can have a slow, enjoyable

499
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Speaker 4: start of the day and a cop of a cup

500
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Speaker 4: of coffee in bed.

501
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Speaker 5: Going through your emails and things, I think Beck Judd

502
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Speaker 5: is lying.

503
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Speaker 4: That's an extra No, she's not. I messaged her and said,

504
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Speaker 4: is this true? And she sent through a video of

505
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Speaker 4: the coffee landing by her bed.

506
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Speaker 3: You are the man?

507
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Speaker 2: You are the man?

508
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Speaker 5: Is that to her husband?

509
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: Or that I wasn't the garden that had right?

510
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Speaker 10: Oh?

511
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:30,920
Speaker 5: You just never know?

512
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Speaker 3: And I thought, when it comes to making a cup

513
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Speaker 3: of coffee yourself downstairs, I mean it's.

514
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Speaker 2: Upstairs.

515
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Speaker 5: It's so annoying.

516
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Speaker 4: Sometimes when you're getting three kids ready for school, there's

517
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Speaker 4: like the zero chance for or time for error. Everything

518
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 4: must be on time and ready by the book or

519
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 4: it falls over. So I think about, you know, the

520
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Speaker 4: generous things that people do for their loved ones in

521
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Speaker 4: the morning. Remember we had we're talking about Hugh Jackman.

522
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Speaker 4: Him and deb would read books together. When they were together.

523
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Speaker 2: He would read her would he would read her poetry

524
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Speaker 2: in bed as first thing in the morning, cake to

525
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Speaker 2: wake up.

526
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Speaker 3: And that's a great example. That's a beautiful love story.

527
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 4: I mean imagine, and they've gone their own ways. But

528
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Speaker 4: that doesnt mean it didn't work. Work for the time

529
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Speaker 4: it was meant to.

530
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Speaker 3: And she it was the caesar she.

531
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Speaker 2: Woke up to Hugh Jackman reading her poetry in bed.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it was waking up too. I don't

533
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Speaker 3: think it was. It was they would both read in

534
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Speaker 3: bed before they went to slember and got a little

535
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Speaker 3: bit tired.

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Speaker 2: I think that there was a movement at the station

537
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Speaker 2: for word had passed around.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, he wouldn't have done it like that. And

539
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Speaker 5: also I think that having Hugh Jackman read you poetry

540
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Speaker 5: in bed in the morning would be like people think

541
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Speaker 5: of getting a job on the Great Outdoors or something like.

542
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Speaker 5: You think it's clamorous and great till you.

543
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Speaker 3: Have it and you reckon, Lisa wants to wake up

544
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Speaker 3: and here today Greg went to the beach.

545
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Speaker 5: No sorry, today Greg went to the what's that word?

546
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Speaker 3: Gug forgot his towel. Greug had to get two towels.

547
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Speaker 2: To dry off.

548
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Speaker 1: This a Whipper podcast.

549
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Speaker 3: There's a custom tombstone that's been done from a for

550
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Speaker 3: a DJ.

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Speaker 5: But before I get it back the break three seconds

552
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Speaker 5: before we go on. I mean, don't act like a

553
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Speaker 5: big herol.

554
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Speaker 2: You got up at seven, it's now quarter past five.

555
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Speaker 3: No, well, I want to show you some of these

556
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Speaker 3: funerals from over the years. This is my favorite. This

557
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Speaker 3: man loved going to the gym, so when he unfortunately

558
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Speaker 3: passed away, what his family did the viewing session was

559
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Speaker 3: him on the bench press and they glued his hand

560
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Speaker 3: to the They glued his hands to the bench press

561
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Speaker 3: and so it looked like he was doing a set

562
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Speaker 3: of ten. Awesome, get him on the screen.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I know it's just for the three of us,

564
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Speaker 5: but was he on an incline one or a flat

565
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Speaker 5: incline one?

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Speaker 3: There he is there, So they glued his hands, glued

567
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Speaker 3: his hands to the incline, and everyone just was saying

568
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Speaker 3: goodbye to him. For the last time going Dave, He's

569
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Speaker 3: pushing out another ten before he goes.

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Speaker 2: Someone spot him quick.

571
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Speaker 3: Unfortunately no one did spot him. That's why he was gone.

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Speaker 3: Second of all, this one, this young man, unfortunately in Mexico,

573
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Speaker 3: passed away, laved his socker, loved the round ball. So

574
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Speaker 3: they thought, could we get him to score one last time?

575
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Speaker 3: So they put his They put his coffin down on

576
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Speaker 3: the ground and the boys kicked the ball around and

577
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Speaker 3: kicked it into the coffin and then that deviated into

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Speaker 3: the net.

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Speaker 2: He scored one last time. Oh, I see what you mean.

580
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Speaker 5: The bounce from the coffin and into the goal was

581
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Speaker 5: his hymn scoring sorry of just corner.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to see do you want to see

583
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Speaker 3: the custom made tombstone? So this guy loved djying right,

584
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Speaker 3: and he loved wearing a hat while he dj' so

585
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Speaker 3: they did a custom tombstone. You can hear it here

586
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 3: and here you can hear how emotional everyone was when

587
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Speaker 3: they revealed it to him. But I mean it was

588
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Speaker 3: all it was was two huge speakers as the tombstone,

589
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Speaker 3: his hat on top, a microphone, and the decks down

590
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Speaker 3: the bottom. Actually, it's not a bad idea to have

591
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Speaker 3: custom tombstones like that thirteen twenty four to ten. If

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00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 3: you've ever heard of someone having a custom tombstone of

593
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Speaker 3: a hobby that they loved or loved doing something in

594
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Speaker 3: their lives. One that looks amazing is a cake. If

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Speaker 3: they were Bluetooth speakers. So when you when you arrived

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Speaker 3: every week, you say, you know, just have a chat

597
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Speaker 3: to him, Kate. You could just sink into your phone

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Speaker 3: and just play a couple of bangers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But the thing is fits when you were talking about that,

601
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Speaker 4: I was picturing like a decks and speakers cut out

602
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 4: of marble or something like they've gone to a real effort.

603
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Speaker 4: It looks like they've gone onto Amazon and brought some

604
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Speaker 4: budget speakers and just stops on the top.

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Speaker 5: They are expensive. It's expensive.

606
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Speaker 3: One last story, this is from a few years ago,

607
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Speaker 3: just on a funeral here in Australia, but a tiny

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Speaker 3: New South Wales country town. There was the death of

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Speaker 3: a much loved old lady in that town and her

610
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Speaker 3: name was Shirley Trough and Shirley passed away at the

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Speaker 3: age of eighty and her son got up and spoke

612
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Speaker 3: at the wedding and he said, look, one of Mum's

613
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Speaker 3: favorite horses was a horse called the Virginian. And you

614
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Speaker 3: wouldn't believe it. It's racing today. If you've got to

615
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Speaker 3: spare ten or twenty dollars, have it each way on

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Speaker 3: the Virginian in memory of Mum.

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Speaker 2: Now it was.

618
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Speaker 3: It was a roughie. It was two hundred dollars for

619
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Speaker 3: a win, fifty dollars for a place, and everyone loaded up.

620
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Speaker 3: It came in third. Now the lineup down the road.

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Speaker 3: The local pub could not pay. They didn't have enough

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Speaker 3: cash in the place to pay out everyone who was

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Speaker 3: at the funeral, so they had to borrow money from

624
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Speaker 3: the local RSL to pay everyone out for the tip

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Speaker 3: that they got on the final day, that which you

626
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Speaker 3: said goodbye to everyone.

627
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Speaker 4: To be beautiful, you loved one says one last wish.

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Speaker 2: Put it for a win in a place. Now a

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Speaker 2: bug on a place. I'm not that confident.

630
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Speaker 3: Apparently the place was rocking. Just everyone's screaming for it

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Speaker 3: to get a place. It paid fifty bucks a place

632
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Speaker 3: and everyone cleaned up.

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Speaker 2: Got on your shirly, well done, beautifully rigged.

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Speaker 1: Before you die This friend Pay podcast.

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Speaker 4: One of my favorite segments, guys is to put a

636
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Speaker 4: smile on your face. A lot of bad news around

637
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 4: the world world, so we give you the good news.

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Speaker 2: What about this one?

639
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Speaker 3: Guys?

640
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 2: Humans may achieve immortality by twenty thirty. What a wonderful

641
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Speaker 2: is that a good thing? The nanobots will be able

642
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 2: to treat every disease in the body.

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00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 5: I'm twenty thirty in how many four years away.

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Speaker 3: A cure for cancer? You would think, I mean, there's

645
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 3: been so many would have to be close, wouldn't he

646
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Speaker 3: With the introduction of AI.

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Speaker 4: Well, I attended a dinner not long ago and there

648
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Speaker 4: was a doctor on stage talking. It was a charity event.

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Speaker 5: Do you have to stay home?

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Speaker 2: Nope?

651
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 4: And he said, in my lifetime we will cure cancer.

652
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Speaker 4: And what we focus on now is how we keep

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Speaker 4: the structure and the bones strong, because how do we

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Speaker 4: keep somebody physically living that long? If cancer is Wow,

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Speaker 4: that's encouraging.

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Speaker 3: Guys.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean like osteoarthriters?

658
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Speaker 2: Like whatever's not?

659
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: Well?

660
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Speaker 3: Said?

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Speaker 4: Study says daytime naps slow brain aging by up to

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Speaker 4: six and a half years.

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Speaker 2: What a wonderful?

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Speaker 3: See, I used to love an avo kip. I don't

665
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Speaker 3: do it as much anymore. But how good is an arvo, Kip.

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Speaker 5: I can't seem to do it very well. And I

667
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Speaker 5: think you ever wrote that headline and put it on

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Speaker 5: the socials with someone who likes to lay around the

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Speaker 5: house all afternoon.

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Speaker 2: True, this one's for you, k Richie.

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Speaker 4: Brazil has introduced therapy dog programs in hospitals, where train

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Speaker 4: dogs visit patients to bring comfort and reduce pain and anxiety.

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Speaker 5: What a wonderful In Brazil they do that here. I've

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Speaker 5: seen it.

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Speaker 4: Do you know it'd be great if it was a

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Speaker 4: big dog. I've got an issue with small dogs, but

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Speaker 4: imagine being in hospital and some little turd of a

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Speaker 4: dog that can't stand still, that's marking time, turns up

679
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Speaker 4: and tries to snuggle into your armpit on a bed.

680
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: How annoying that they got a little jack Russell. It

681
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 2: looks like it's speeding off its head.

682
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 3: What do you think big dogs just gonna stand there?

683
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 3: They salivate and stink all over you.

684
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 5: I think you don't like little dogs because you see

685
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 5: yourself in the little dog.

686
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 3: It's not about the.

687
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: Size of the dog in the fight cop I got there.

688
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's about the fighting. The dog doesn't matter.

689
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 2: Let's move on to this one.

690
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 4: South Korea has launched exclusive night buses for women only

691
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 4: to make sure the return home is safe.

692
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 2: I could have used this one.

693
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 3: This morning.

694
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 2: Dads attend workshop to learn how to do their daughters.

695
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 5: He well, I've seen that, but I thought it was

696
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 5: pints and ponytails. Well that what I'm saying is it's

697
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 5: getting dad's there with the lure of a pint.

698
00:33:58,240 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 2: I nearly did the vacuum trick.

699
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 5: This we're ignoring.

700
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.

701
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 4: I love the name pints and ponytails. You know the

702
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 4: vacuum trick where you put the hair elastic on the

703
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 4: vacuum and then you suck the kid's hair right back

704
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 4: with the vacuum, and then you slide the hair elastic

705
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 4: onto the hair so it's all pinned back by the vacuum.

706
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 5: No one does that. Jesus, you have two sons.

707
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 9: I know.

708
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 2: He was just going, Jesus, Hey, what about this one?

709
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 3: Whose hair was I doing this morning?

710
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: Slightly does the vacuum though, Yeah, I think they do. No,

711
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 2: I've never tried it. I was going to this morning.

712
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,879
Speaker 3: He's just seen in Instagram.

713
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 2: Pactical and smart.

714
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 3: You do that, wouldn't you?

715
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:45,919
Speaker 2: With the old Dyson. How about this, I don't answer that, Tom.

716
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: This is this has got a hit. This is a

717
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 2: heavy topic.

718
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 4: But there's new love that was found between James Macintosh

719
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 4: and Alexandra Edmondson and they feel like it's a miracle

720
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 4: because they were first responders at the Bondai attacks that

721
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 4: took place, two people that helped rescue injured and then

722
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 4: found love after that. Then they haven't met each other

723
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 4: through found out that they lived a few streets away,

724
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 4: obviously at the same festival.

725
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:22,919
Speaker 2: And now they're together. A horrible situation and they're actually engaged.

726
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: I did.

727
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 5: I read that and I thought our water connection.

728
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 3: I love that. Well, if he ever wants to put

729
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 3: her hair up, he should use a vacuum.

730
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 4: If anyone's done the vacuum cleaner on their daughter like

731
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 4: it to me, it's a really practical thing.

732
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 5: It's not practical at all because it would be a

733
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 5: bit lively.

734
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 3: We do, but it's a it does. It wouldn't be

735
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 3: good for hair. Can I just say vacuum cleans are

736
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 3: a bit dirty?

737
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 2: I'll show you what I mean.

738
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: They're not.

739
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 5: They're not what do you mean they're doing? They get dusty?

740
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 5: I mean they're full of filth. To be honest, you've

741
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 5: got your own.

742
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 3: You pay a vacuum pliner, mate, you get someone else

743
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 3: to do it me.

744
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 5: Are you talking to me?

745
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 3: No?

746
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 6: No, no?

747
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

748
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 2: That one about Gauzier. She's Polish and does an extraordinary

749
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: job around the house.

750
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 4: I don't know if she's used to vacuum cleaner, but

751
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 4: as it's radio, we'll find a vacuum cleaner.

752
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 5: Now we won't because I put my hair in a

753
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 5: bun today and I'm not taking it out.

754
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 2: We are going to suck k hair very very soon

755
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 2: on the show.

756
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: Here's a fitz whipper in podcast.

757
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 5: I love this story because it has so many you

758
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 5: think it's an awful story, and then it has a

759
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 5: happy ending. Okay, someone had their car stolen, so I

760
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 5: didn't quite know how to deliver this. They had their

761
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 5: car stolen, they were worried they would never see their

762
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 5: car again. This is a mother on the south coast

763
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 5: of New South Wales, right, and she wakes up ten

764
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 5: to two in the morning screaming out to her daughter Tilly, Tilly,

765
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 5: somebody stealing the car. She sees it, well, not exactly

766
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 5: like that.

767
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 2: It somebody's stealing the car.

768
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 5: I don't know, she's run down the driveway or whatever. Anyway,

769
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 5: the car has gone trying to they're running it down

770
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 5: after the car. It's going traveling fifty k is an hour. Anyway,

771
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 5: the car ended up being returned, and this is what

772
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 5: I just wanted to talk about, that when thieves do

773
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 5: really weird things. They returned the car and it had

774
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 5: a full tank of petrol in it, so then take it.

775
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,880
Speaker 5: They'd taken the car. I don't know why they had

776
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 5: stolen the car. Maybe they had to get to the

777
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 5: hospital or something, or they really had to get they

778
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 5: had they had a car, and they didn't actually want

779
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 5: to thieve, so they wanted to pay it back in

780
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 5: some way, so they filled the tank up. And at

781
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 5: the moment, that's very expensive to do gold.

782
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 4: I mean, it would have been cheaping to get an uber.

783
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 4: I don't know if they thought about that at that point.

784
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 5: I may not have had the time. Maybe they were

785
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 5: running down the street.

786
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah I need a car, quick take that one.

787
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 5: Well, doesn't that mean they would have stolen stroken into

788
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 5: the house to get the keys out of the kitchen?

789
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 3: Bitch?

790
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 2: Great question two am in the morning.

791
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 3: Well, I wonder if professional car thieves gone in sixty seconds.

792
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 3: I think of that movie with Nicholas Cage. But I

793
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 3: wonder if they do just go I can get into

794
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 3: that car and I left home and just grab it

795
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 3: and then you just drop it off a few blocks

796
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 3: from your joint. I think they would, wouldn't They would

797
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 3: do that regularly.

798
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 2: I think that would happen a lot.

799
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 4: I think it used to happen a lot when cars

800
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 4: were easier, because I think cars, like a lot of

801
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 4: cars don't take a key anymore. But back in the day,

802
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 4: a key could almost was universal with some cars.

803
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 5: Is that wright you could? You could get into a

804
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 5: car with a code hanger, Oh yeah, and then put

805
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 5: it in the front of the car as the antenna.

806
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 4: Does anyone try that one where you've got to get

807
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 4: the little nib to go up to unlock the car

808
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 4: door and you get half a tennis ball. And the

809
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 4: idea is you get half a tennis ball and then

810
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 4: you bang the tennis ball over the lock on the

811
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 4: outside of the car. Then it's about to push. Now,

812
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 4: wouldn't push the lock up? I don't know what You're

813
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 4: being forced into the lock?

814
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 2: It would rive the nob of the car up.

815
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 3: The lot would be enough force, and you know, the

816
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 3: modern cars, there's no way that you can do it.

817
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 3: I do love that people have remorse, though, for doing

818
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 3: something wrong, because you would would you that have to

819
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 3: be guilt at some stage. I've just taken this person's car.

820
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 3: How are they going to get to work tomorrow? I

821
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 3: know what I'm going to go down a BP.

822
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 5: Fill it up, send it back to them and at

823
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 5: least say and then I'm kind of saying thank you.

824
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 5: Thieves have often done that when they've broken in and

825
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 5: you know, I don't know, help themselves to lunch out

826
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 5: the frenche and they'll leave a little note because they're

827
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:40,959
Speaker 5: just looking for somewhere to sleep.

828
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 2: Thanks so much. Okay, we're out of tomatoes.

829
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 3: I think you like to leave a message sometimes, don't you.

830
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: No.

831
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 3: No, as an oxygen thing.

832
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 2: No, I've never stolen anything.

833
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 5: Except hearts.

834
00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 2: Hearts, oxygen, other people's when a little resident oxygen there

835
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 2: is stuck in with the humans again.

836
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: This is a friend podcast.

837
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 5: I just want to talk about fuel.

838
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: Yes it is.

839
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 5: I'm chatting with my mum all the time. Oh did

840
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,439
Speaker 5: you see it? It was this much? Or she'll call

841
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,360
Speaker 5: and say it's this much. Down the road. Maybe you

842
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 5: should go and get it now and not wait till Friday.

843
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,280
Speaker 5: All of those things everyone's talking about the best ways

844
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 5: to save fuel, and it might.

845
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, sorry, don't do that, don't load.

846
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 5: Up, no, oh no, And that's at the top of

847
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 5: the list fitsy because like, don't panic, okay, don't panic.

848
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 5: And also if you do panic and you buy it,

849
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 5: as you said earlier in the week, don't store it

850
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 5: in your garage because if it goes up, you not

851
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 5: up in price, but up in flames, you will not

852
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 5: be insured. It does say that perhaps saving fuel at

853
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 5: least a little bit might come down to better driving practices.

854
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 5: So if you know you're not doing that, you're riding

855
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 5: the you know you're accelerating quickly and you're on the break,

856
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 5: you might save a little bit there. Stay on top

857
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 5: of your car maintenance.

858
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 2: That's good.

859
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 3: Public transfer, well, that.

860
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 5: Is definitely going to say, it's just some fuel. Car

861
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 5: pooling with neighbors. If you can, kids can write this

862
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,879
Speaker 5: is a good opportunity to get the kids riding their

863
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 5: bikes to school or at least walking around the corner

864
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 5: and not using the car unnecessarily and doing the breaking

865
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 5: and the accelerating just to the top shops.

866
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 2: I could also see.

867
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 4: Roller skating coming back in for school kids and adults

868
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 4: like heading off to work and I put my blades on, yeah, and.

869
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 5: Then you fall over and you break your elbow and

870
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 5: you don't have health insurance and you've got a bigger

871
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 5: bill there. So let's not go crazy on the trying

872
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 5: to save money on cool though, Tommy.

873
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 3: Actually I got a phone call from me and Fitzgerald

874
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 3: the other day. Oh yeah, your dad saying, would you

875
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 3: like me to step up to give away free fuel again?

876
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. I actually thought about this last night fits

877
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 3: because it was one of the biggest competitions haven't done

878
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 3: on radio. It's called get Pumped by Fitzy's Old fella.

879
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 2: Did exactly charging three dollars a later away.

880
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 3: We did it. We did it in Adelaide and there

881
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 3: were lineups for kilometers. Dad Dad was stuffed by the

882
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 3: end of it.

883
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 5: We need a different dad for the other market because

884
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 5: I think your dad, screams Adelaide, I.

885
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 2: Don't think Johnny could do it.

886
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 3: Well, he's eighty one.

887
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: Now.

888
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 3: That is a bowser that has been more needs to

889
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 3: be hung up. And that's for sure.

890
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: This bowser looks like it's melted.

891
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 3: Out of order.

892
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 5: I think he's got one of those big yellow signs

893
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 5: on it.

894
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 3: Out of fuel.

895
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's as dr as it does.

896
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 3: It's give me, give me that much desire?

897
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 2: All right, show, Robbie Williams were back, are we? Yes,

898
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 2: Robbie Williams. Tickets on the show, and our mind reading

899
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: game is back.

900
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 3: Mind again book app. That's that's tough that game.

901
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 5: Can you tell what I'm thinking?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 3: Fits?

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Speaker 10: What can you read?

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Speaker 3: Let me think? Dinner? No, no, I damn one of these.

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Speaker 3: It's six o'clock. Got to be dinner, doesn't it. You're

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Speaker 3: gonna go fuel?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, fuel, you're thinking about your day. Won't finish

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Speaker 5: the sentence because it will make the promo and I'll

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Speaker 5: be canceled.

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Speaker 1: This is the Fitzy with brend Tate podcast.

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