Speaker 1: We've got every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Joj You know I love love, love, good love.
Speaker 1: Also, you love a good wedding. I've never known a
Speaker 1: man to be so enamored by going to a wedding.
Speaker 2: Good music, good people, all gathered together. What could be
Speaker 2: better than that? It's so good to stay of your life.
Speaker 2: Very lucky. We get to celebrated wedding right now now.
Speaker 1: Yes, and there is no one that we love more
Speaker 1: than came I God.
Speaker 2: Josh, I love you. Guys are lushing. You're going to
Speaker 2: be a beautiful bride, Josh.
Speaker 1: Josh and Marissa getting married two days.
Speaker 2: Hey, firstly, you're working on your wedding day. I just
Speaker 2: had to get my mind off it. Yeah, everything kicks
Speaker 2: off after ten. But it's like, just come here and
Speaker 2: pretend like everything is normal. But I'm glad we're talking
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: Dedication, dedication.
Speaker 2: He's everything been smooth so far. Yeah, Yeah, it's been amazing.
Speaker 2: I mean, Maurissa's done everything so yeah, very easy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: can we do this? And this is not supposed to
Speaker 2: be an omen I think. But thirteen twenty fourteen, what
Speaker 2: happened at the wedding? What was the unusual event that
Speaker 2: happened at the wedding, because it's a day that, on
Speaker 2: paper is always supposed to go smooth yep, but there's
Speaker 2: so many opportunities for it to veer off into different directions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything happened on your wedding day, I.
Speaker 2: Remember, And I didn't tell my wife till after this
Speaker 2: because I knew that you would absolutely freak out. But
Speaker 2: we gave our dog to somebody else to look after
Speaker 2: that day. And then as I was on the way
Speaker 2: to the Barossa to go set up, I got a
Speaker 2: call saying, oh, by the way, we were in North
Speaker 2: Adelaide and the dog has got off the lead and
Speaker 2: she is just absolutely run. She could be anywhere. We're
Speaker 2: not really sure. So I've turned around straight away and
Speaker 2: at one stage driving down warm Drive and I see
Speaker 2: this little fluffy white dog going at a thousand miles
Speaker 2: an hour, just running along the side of it. Found her,
Speaker 2: Thank goodness, stopped her and she felt like a hummingbird,
Speaker 2: that's how quickly her heart was going.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, calmed her down and set her off in a
Speaker 2: different spot. A friend of a friend of a friend
Speaker 2: ended up looking after that night. Didn't tell car on
Speaker 2: the wedding day because she would freak out at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, but that.
Speaker 2: Was almost an absolute disaster.
Speaker 1: And then you and Indiana got married and lived happily
Speaker 1: ever after.
Speaker 2: She was my second wife. Definitely not the story because
Speaker 2: you made a couple of little cracks at this thing, Joe,
Speaker 2: what do you mean marriages?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, he said so flippantly. I do remember for
Speaker 1: my destination wedding in Bali. So the night before the wedding,
Speaker 1: we had one of the guests and he was a
Speaker 1: friend of my husband's and he was like an MMA kind.
Speaker 2: Of fighter, classic Jaden from Maths.
Speaker 1: No, but he sort of dabbled in that sort of stuff,
Speaker 1: and so in Bali there's like a real underground fight scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so the night before he decided like had a
Speaker 1: few drinks obviously and decided to like tee up a fight.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And so in the backstreets of Bloody Jim Bar and
Speaker 1: Bay wherever it was, he's had like this punch on
Speaker 1: and then over the wedding, like can you believe odd?
Speaker 1: I know, it's an odd story, but it happened.
Speaker 2: It got the crap beaten out of him. Yeah that's good,
Speaker 2: isn't it? Black Eye and everything, all of it.
Speaker 1: Wow, the whole works anyway, what happened to you?
Speaker 2: Nothing is quiet, not thirteen twenty four ten. What happened
Speaker 2: at the wedding and what made it super memorable? The
Speaker 2: other thing that we're paying about a dollar one of
Speaker 2: happening today.
Speaker 1: Is me having another wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said it, you jumped on board. I reckon.
Speaker 2: Josh Murro is going to cry when he sees his
Speaker 2: beautiful role.
Speaker 1: You most definitely will one hundred percent. Do you have
Speaker 1: any idea what she's wearing?
Speaker 2: No idea, Okay, no idea at all.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and.
Speaker 2: The best reckond of your white wedding dress, won't it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's such a boy. Go away, go away.
Speaker 1: We're going to a wedding together, my wedding.
Speaker 2: Which is seven years ago.
Speaker 3: Now, by the.
Speaker 1: Way, time, Oh you got the itch seven years that's
Speaker 1: when it happens.
Speaker 2: Which for seven year reach? Was that a bad thing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I don't have the issue at all. I
Speaker 2: am now getting to the age where particular things are
Speaker 2: starting to get itchy, and that's not good. It means
Speaker 2: I'm sort of fast approaching the forties. Yeah, okay, let's
Speaker 2: not go down that path. Can I remember at our
Speaker 2: wedding what we used to do because I'm from New
Speaker 2: South Wales originally and a lot of our mates from Sydney.
Speaker 2: It's an NRL heartland and rugby union and what the
Speaker 2: thing that we do after we've had at least one
Speaker 2: sip of any sort of alcohol would be to potentially
Speaker 2: form a scrum later in that night. So we ended
Speaker 2: up forming a scrum which was basically New South Wales
Speaker 2: versus the Allies everybody else South Australia or other mates
Speaker 2: from anywhere else. And it would have been about a
Speaker 2: forty man scrum, so twenty each side, and we formed
Speaker 2: the scrum instead of going from one side to the other. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: we went from say the north side of the to
Speaker 2: the south side. But the band was set up in
Speaker 2: the south side and the guys pushing from the north
Speaker 2: were aggressively winning, and I remember the band goes bokes
Speaker 2: literally about to converge on the drum. Kittens my goodness, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she went off her face.
Speaker 1: I heard a story. I was talking to a woman
Speaker 1: once who was like that she got married at the
Speaker 1: Adelaide Oval, and I was like, oh, that's wonderful. How
Speaker 1: was it and she said it was a good day
Speaker 1: until my grandpa died.
Speaker 2: Okay, good at the reception?
Speaker 1: How's the time he actually passed away at the wedding.
Speaker 2: Wedding slash wake, isn't that See that's interesting. That's a
Speaker 2: good cost saver.
Speaker 4: I wonder if they could have done it too for
Speaker 4: one deal.
Speaker 2: It's a money saver.
Speaker 1: Something wrong with you too? There is definitely walking.
Speaker 2: Her down, walking her down the aisle and or scar
Speaker 2: walking him down the aisle in the casket giving him away.
Speaker 2: It's nice.
Speaker 1: You do take your insensitive in films today?
Speaker 4: Do we take them every day?
Speaker 2: We're right in check with that, aren't we, Abby Daby.
Speaker 1: Doo th fourn? What haven't at the wedding? That's going
Speaker 1: to Cindy, good morning? Clean this up for us, please, Cindy.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not sure if I can prideing with a
Speaker 5: number of years ago and we were probably the first
Speaker 5: more of our friends to get married, so it had
Speaker 5: very much a party at the sphere about it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and until we found probably three months later, three
Speaker 6: of our friends announced at the same time that day
Speaker 6: were pregnant, and then all three were conceived at.
Speaker 2: The wedding perfect. Do you know what that means, Cindy.
Speaker 2: It means that your the wedding was so good yea,
Speaker 2: that everyone was so aggressively in the mood. That is
Speaker 2: exactly what you want from your wedding.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Cindy. I hope that doesn't happen at our
Speaker 1: wedding this afternoon.
Speaker 2: Yes, look how my wife isn't going to.
Speaker 1: The wedding, so that would be bad, wouldn't it. Let's
Speaker 1: go to dev What happened.
Speaker 7: Well, we had a beautiful wedding ceremony, lovely days, went
Speaker 7: back to the reception and we had a band. We
Speaker 7: had a big party atmosphere. Nine o'clock comes and we
Speaker 7: were doing speeches and my husband was looking very pale,
Speaker 7: and next minute somebody came to me and said that
Speaker 7: he had Gastro was former king going to the toilet.
Speaker 7: Had to lead the ceremony and leave the reception at
Speaker 7: half past nine, and I stayed danced the night away
Speaker 7: at a great night and then went back to the
Speaker 7: hotel through the honeymoon sweep that was smelling like, oh yeah,
Speaker 7: that was our funny. That was our wedding day.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, well look Mary later.
Speaker 1: You four. I love it. Dev's like not gonna let it.
Speaker 2: I think you made the right decision because you know
Speaker 2: you've got to effectively play host.
Speaker 6: That's why I had a great night.
Speaker 1: Hey did this happened the last wedding I went to,
Speaker 1: which was my brothers. That happened to my husband. He
Speaker 1: got gastro halfway through, so the speeches were on and
Speaker 1: all you could hear from the toilets, which were close proximity,
Speaker 1: is in like, he's where you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 3: What's smoothe news?
Speaker 1: I mean, when you think news, you think Abbey in
Speaker 1: the news room. Let's go to her immediately and find
Speaker 1: out what's headlining today. Dale, good morning.
Speaker 8: So obviously tomorrow is an zach day, so six o'clock
Speaker 8: all of the dawn services will be happening across the state.
Speaker 8: One of the biggest ones obviously is Adelaide at the
Speaker 8: War Memorial North Terrace, SA National War Memorial at North
Speaker 8: Terrace from six am and Portnaalunga, where I'm from, always a.
Speaker 4: Really good service. They put on a really great service.
Speaker 8: Another big one is also Blackwood as well, So I
Speaker 8: really do encourage you. Obviously, most people have the day
Speaker 8: off it's a public holiday, but I do encourage people
Speaker 8: to get up and yes it's hard sometimes to get
Speaker 8: out of bed that early, but it's obviously really really
Speaker 8: really special that we go when we pay our respects.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we've got Antac Day tomorrow. Another thing off
Speaker 4: the back.
Speaker 8: Of that is our poor Blood Service again needing more blood.
Speaker 8: So they're asking people to roll up their sleeves and
Speaker 8: go and donate blood, maybe before they're going off for
Speaker 8: a long weekend or taking four days off. They reckon
Speaker 8: they're going to need an additional one thousand, two hundred donations.
Speaker 8: So we need about extra one hundred and eighty donors
Speaker 8: in South Australia. So if you can go and roll
Speaker 8: up your sleeves. I always feel really guilty. I have
Speaker 8: no iron, so I can.
Speaker 1: Never done You've got no iron.
Speaker 8: I donated once and my doctor said you can never
Speaker 8: do that again. I have an iron transfusion to get
Speaker 8: it put back into me. Oh my, so you donated
Speaker 8: blood and then you had to have an infusion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really sorry.
Speaker 8: Life blood every and they call me and every time
Speaker 8: I go, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 8: So I always feel super guilty. So if you like me,
Speaker 8: it's not good. But if you can, I really encourage
Speaker 8: you to go and donate.
Speaker 2: They gave the blood back.
Speaker 1: It's rednated back into Abbey's veins. Have you ever donated, Yes,
Speaker 1: because you've got ice in your veins.
Speaker 2: That's because it's it's there's not blood there, it's oil.
Speaker 2: Because I'm a machine, I've donated twice before. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a really simple process too.
Speaker 4: And get they give you snacks and everything.
Speaker 2: I think I have a nice big cookie, but it's not.
Speaker 2: It's nowhere. It's not painful at all.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: I think people think that you go in there, it's
Speaker 2: going to be really quite painful. It's not. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: just takes a few minutes.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's Andrew's takeaway from a life saving
Speaker 1: procedure that he's done. He's like, I got a cookie,
Speaker 1: nice big cookie, CHIPS's Cookies.
Speaker 4: You can have a hot chocolate, perfect day.
Speaker 1: Well worth it.
Speaker 2: Go stuck yourself up, Susie.
Speaker 1: I guess who slipped into the Adelaide airport yesterday.
Speaker 3: I don't tell me, Sporty Spice.
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, Melci slipped into town. Who saw that coming?
Speaker 2: This is off the back of whose fiftieth was it
Speaker 2: was the Victoria be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because David David does anyone followed David Beckham obviously?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He writes the nicest things about his wife. Yeah, so lovely.
Speaker 2: He just doesn't say them very sexily, does he. She's
Speaker 2: all right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So she had her fiftieth birthday and all five Spice
Speaker 1: girls were reunited and he took a little of them
Speaker 1: singing a long dist stuff right now, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Nice anyway, so she slipped in the sound. She's doing
Speaker 1: a DJ set on Wednesday, and then she's doing like
Speaker 1: a little national tour of the country in Melbourne and
Speaker 1: Sydney and Brisbane.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: Did you know she was going?
Speaker 2: Yes? I did.
Speaker 1: Did you invite her around to your home at West Croyton?
Speaker 2: I did, actually, and I got a couple of dots
Speaker 2: in that text and then she just didn't write back unfortunately.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Actually, this is the true story.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 2: I know the bloke who's bringing it here. Oh, he's
Speaker 2: a mate. And he said, do you want to speak
Speaker 2: to on the radio? And I said, as bloody lately
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 1: And then what happened and he.
Speaker 2: Said, look, I'll make it happen. I think she needs
Speaker 2: to do at least one radio interview. And then he
Speaker 2: came back AND's like, I'm sorry, she's just flat out
Speaker 2: refused to do any media at all. Yeah. Right, so
Speaker 2: I thought he did, we go we have mel c
Speaker 2: in the over theos. That'd be pretty cool. Oh not
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: That would have been great, And once again you disappoint
Speaker 1: all of us.
Speaker 2: So close to doing something useful. Ah dear, all right,
Speaker 2: let's talk some footy news news notes. So they're saying
Speaker 2: that could be a bit of a a loophole for
Speaker 2: footy fans to get some Grand Final tickets, and it
Speaker 2: is this. If you're a GWS supporter, then it's probably
Speaker 2: a good time to support the Giants because they're sitting
Speaker 2: on top of the ladder. They might play in the
Speaker 2: Grand Final. Here's an opportunity for you to get yourself
Speaker 2: a Grand Final ticket. If you become a Tier three
Speaker 2: member of the Giants, you're about seventy six dollars, and
Speaker 2: then the Giants make the Grand Final, you could be
Speaker 2: amongst ticket allocation. Then you'd have the opportunity to buy
Speaker 2: a Grand Final ticket. As we know, grand Final tickets
Speaker 2: no matter who you support absolute Hens Teeth. Seventeen thousand
Speaker 2: tickets were allocated last year for opposing teams and Collingwood
Speaker 2: played in the Grand Final. They have one hundred thousand members,
Speaker 2: so even if you're a member of a football club
Speaker 2: and they make the Grand Final, you absolutely no guarantee
Speaker 2: of getting a ticket, So jump on board the Giants.
Speaker 2: Seventy six bucks.
Speaker 8: Abs is he I mean, it's not a definite, but
Speaker 8: you wouldn't know.
Speaker 4: Seventy six dollars. That's a good investment.
Speaker 2: Looking pretty good though the boys. Jesse Toby Green, you
Speaker 2: won't play this weekend.
Speaker 1: That's mate, Toby Green.
Speaker 2: No one's head.
Speaker 1: That's suspended eight times and you love.
Speaker 2: Him, do you know what I'm saying? Though, at least
Speaker 2: he's not kicking people in the head, that's what That's
Speaker 2: what his move was. Early on he extend the leg
Speaker 2: out and he was getting blogs in the head. Okay,
Speaker 2: I love him.
Speaker 8: So he's really cleaned up his act now he even
Speaker 8: shoulders them in the head. I love that You're obsessed
Speaker 8: with a bloke who is one of the dirtiest players
Speaker 8: in the league.
Speaker 2: Well, he's very skillful though, yeah, mixed on top of
Speaker 2: that as well, and he's a captain and he's a character.
Speaker 8: And also filthy Jody, horses are filthy animals.
Speaker 2: So very good, very good. Call out special theme today
Speaker 2: on Jody and Hazy. And that is a wedding theme
Speaker 2: because our good friend Josh Morow is in charge of
Speaker 2: all things visual. It's time they're not today.
Speaker 1: He's the guy responsible for all the socials. And we
Speaker 1: could not be happier that we are going to a
Speaker 1: wedding on a Wednesday. Yeah, how good.
Speaker 2: And we're both married, and you've been married thirteen years.
Speaker 1: The beautiful part you've married thirteen times.
Speaker 2: Times not yet, am I right? Let's reminisce on our
Speaker 2: weddings just after seven o'clock. And you're an avocado lover
Speaker 2: as well, then it's an interesting time for you as
Speaker 2: well in this particular country because we've made the switch
Speaker 2: officially from hass to Shepherd Avocados. Yeah, that's right, Shepherd Avocados,
Speaker 2: the absolute inferior little brother to their big, absolute, good looking, gorgeous,
Speaker 2: luscious brother the hats.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I know you quite well, and I would
Speaker 1: have put money on the fact that you would have
Speaker 1: played hey Geronimo there from Shepherd. I just thought you
Speaker 1: were going to play it.
Speaker 2: What I still to get it? Hey, Geronimo Shepherd what
Speaker 2: shepherd avocados? Oh wait wait excise me? Wait wait wait
Speaker 2: wait nast find well next time, mate.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Taking to Reddit, one particular user has really caused quite
Speaker 2: a few row, accusing a particular brand of supermarket of
Speaker 2: trying to reband shepperd Avocado's posing a photo of the
Speaker 2: fruit with a sticker that reads green skin avocados. They've
Speaker 2: tried to redo these.
Speaker 1: Bad invent the avocado.
Speaker 2: Yes, The post read I see through you. A feeble
Speaker 2: attempt to rebrand the ship at avocado the worst season
Speaker 2: of the year. One Reddit user was quick to point
Speaker 2: out that stick was the name of the supplier. But
Speaker 2: it's all over instead of what the actual avocado is,
Speaker 2: so they know exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 1: So avocado's a good fat, right, it's healthy for you.
Speaker 1: It's a fat nonetheless, So if I'm going to have
Speaker 1: some fat like that, it's going to be your genuine,
Speaker 1: tasty avocado. The other one tastes it's like it's like
Speaker 1: dry cardboard.
Speaker 2: It tastes it tastes like wet cardboards, cardboards, trunchy, wet cardboard.
Speaker 2: So this particular user as well said Shepherd's the poor
Speaker 2: cousin of the hass. Another one said that Sheppard tastes
Speaker 2: like an ai avocado. I love that, like a genuine
Speaker 2: three D printed avocado. That's what Sheppard tastes like. It
Speaker 2: feels like as well, that it's not quite the real thing,
Speaker 2: but you're trying to get the real thing. Like if
Speaker 2: your friend was like, oh, I'm going out with one
Speaker 2: of the Pitt brothers and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Brad Pitten. She's like, nah, Doug, Oh, that's not quite
Speaker 2: the same, is it. Or you're doing Super Coach and
Speaker 2: maybe you score one of the Boss brothers back in
Speaker 2: the day you're like, oh my god, Michael Vass' is
Speaker 2: a freak. No, no, you got Brett, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Or I'm going on a date with one of the
Speaker 1: hem's worst. Oh my god, you're going out with Chris
Speaker 1: or Liam Luke.
Speaker 2: And for the NBA fans out there as well, you
Speaker 2: go to a Milwaukee Bucks game and you score it
Speaker 2: and it's a compo guernsey, Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: nazis absolute aweful brother Thanasis. And if there's anyone out
Speaker 2: there that actually likes shepherd avocados. Yeah, what is going on.
Speaker 2: Some of the people as well on this Reddit article
Speaker 2: posted this, I used to hate them, but if you
Speaker 2: handle and age them properly, No, no, no, they're great.
Speaker 2: They don't go off as quickly than ice and firm
Speaker 2: flesh and very tasty. Another user wrote, I like hass
Speaker 2: but they go weird, bruise and mushy way too easily.
Speaker 2: Shepherds are almost always pristine inside for the freaks who
Speaker 2: like their avocado crunchy. I grow up and I.
Speaker 1: Feel aroused at the moment, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's because you use the word firm avocado. We were
Speaker 1: talking about the Hamswors.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: I darro Jardes. When we talk about the Hamsworth, I'll
Speaker 2: just say the word luke and that will de arouse you.
Speaker 1: We are in full scale wedding mode today. One of
Speaker 1: our own is getting married this afternoon ahead of the
Speaker 1: public holiday tomorrow, Joshy marrying Marissa, and it definitely got
Speaker 1: us reminiscing about our own weddings.
Speaker 2: And was your thirteen year wedding anniversary? Yes, they's the beautiful.
Speaker 1: Greg really was, And what a stunning, brave gorgeous human
Speaker 1: being I am married to. You know when people see
Speaker 1: two people and they're like, oh, one of them is
Speaker 1: punching above. I am definitely punching above with that man.
Speaker 2: I think you guys are quite suited. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I think Greg's gorgeous. I think you're a lovely looking
Speaker 2: woman as well. Without sounding inappropriate, woa whoa there you go?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god, you like that was a confident.
Speaker 1: It was my thirteen year winning anniversary yesterday, and you're
Speaker 1: getting all sexual with me.
Speaker 2: No, never again, never again, throw even a half confident
Speaker 2: your way. Favorite part of your wedding do you remember?
Speaker 2: Do you remember what you actually walked down the aisle to?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: That is, for me, the most memorable part of most.
Speaker 1: Weddings, watching Kara walk down the aisle. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh did she look stunning? She would have been a
Speaker 1: beautiful creature.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I cried instantly. You know there's that meme going
Speaker 2: around the bloke where he turns around and looks at
Speaker 2: your body genuinely starts sobbing. Yeah, it was almost me.
Speaker 2: I knew I was going to cry.
Speaker 1: I just remember Greg being so sweaty. Of course, because
Speaker 1: it was and it was hot, and he was wearing
Speaker 1: a certain he just had sweat pouring off his poor
Speaker 1: little face.
Speaker 2: He would have been muttering on his breath as well
Speaker 2: at a thousand minutes per second, beautiful red balling.
Speaker 1: Exactly what he was saying. Now, I walked down to Colby, Cala.
Speaker 3: Starts in my ses.
Speaker 2: She comes, gorgeous, look at her been shiny, bit sweaty.
Speaker 1: Anyone got any powder?
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: This is a gorgeous song too, by the way, and
Speaker 1: it actually gets me quite emotional.
Speaker 2: Listen to it, please don't are you? Listen to it.
Speaker 3: And dry and it is a very very nice I just.
Speaker 1: In all seriousness, I am so grateful for my husband
Speaker 1: and my marriage. It has just been the biggest blessing
Speaker 1: of my life. So don't the.
Speaker 2: Day after the wedding anniversary that she forgot that's cool.
Speaker 2: I need you to imagine car coming down the aisle
Speaker 2: to this absolutely just perfection. How wasn't that it was
Speaker 2: a cover of the paper kites Bloom. It's a little
Speaker 2: bit left field, but we found this cover of this
Speaker 2: English lady that did it, and still to this day, seriously,
Speaker 2: canna be close to and I'm watching her coming down
Speaker 2: the aisle with this big grin on her face as well,
Speaker 2: literally looking around. I need you see your parents and
Speaker 2: her grandparents are there as well, and I love that.
Speaker 2: I knew right away, I'm like, this could be the
Speaker 2: most beautiful moment in my life. You know, you're always
Speaker 2: looking forward and you don't live in the moment, and
Speaker 2: there's a couple of times you're like, I'm so bloody
Speaker 2: thankful I lived in the moment. And she came down
Speaker 2: the old of this and was like.
Speaker 1: It's a freaking perfection, And she just looked like her
Speaker 1: face was pure happiness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had good weather too, by the way, it
Speaker 2: was like a degree, so she wasn't a shiny man.
Speaker 1: Can you telling everyone that Greg and I were a
Speaker 1: sweat mess on our wedding?
Speaker 2: Man, I love weddings. We've got one more wedding as well.
Speaker 2: Come up in the rise in terms of this team,
Speaker 2: and that is a producer Emily who's been engaged for
Speaker 2: it feels like the best part.
Speaker 1: Of for a five the entire time we've known her.
Speaker 2: Really come on him. Set at date and for goodness sake,
Speaker 2: invite Jodie Hayes.
Speaker 1: I think the day the date setting will happen. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure about you guys getting an invite. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you think you're getting an invite straight away.
Speaker 2: Come on, So just to paint a bit a picture, producer,
Speaker 2: Emily came from five double eight and she spent quite
Speaker 2: a long time there. She's got this really tit relationship.
Speaker 1: With Yeah, okay, he's going, Will going. Will is of
Speaker 1: course going. Also he's also going to be the MC.
Speaker 1: I'm putting him too.
Speaker 2: It will be that guy who'll be talking to all
Speaker 2: the grandparents and stuff.
Speaker 1: And shaking hands because baby love him.
Speaker 2: He's perfect. That's boring, I'll tell you right now. I
Speaker 2: need someone who's going to stack it on the dance
Speaker 2: floor and someone who's going to spew on a pop plant. Hi.
Speaker 2: We've been celebrating what the weekend is going to bring,
Speaker 2: and that is lift golf jokes. Can't wait.
Speaker 1: One of the greatest events I've ever been to is
Speaker 1: going to be spectacular. Good weather for it on the weekend.
Speaker 1: And one man who is already down there today is
Speaker 1: the gorgeous Tomren and he joins us now, Good morning
Speaker 1: from Grange.
Speaker 9: Hello, Jody Hallo, hazy, Yet it is beautiful night and
Speaker 9: Chris down here, but a gorgeous morning.
Speaker 1: Someone is playing in the pro our sheer.
Speaker 9: Well, this this might be my last cross because I'm
Speaker 9: expecting that after today I'm going to be invited onto
Speaker 9: the lift to art O. Look, God, it's been a pleasure.
Speaker 9: I've loved working with you, but this is it. I'm
Speaker 9: about to make my four a into the world of golf.
Speaker 9: So yeah, here I go.
Speaker 1: And who are we in a round with today? Tom?
Speaker 9: So, I'm playing with Mark Leishman and I actually played
Speaker 9: with him last year, and I've got a feeling I'm
Speaker 9: going to rock up and be like, okay, am I
Speaker 9: good to see it again. You know he's going to
Speaker 9: have that look like, oh my god, I have I've
Speaker 9: been stuck with this bloke again. I've got him and
Speaker 9: Lee Westwards, so English former world number one, so a
Speaker 9: couple of absolute champions. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or even worse, Renny, He goes, oh, get a mate, Hallet.
Speaker 1: What do you play off? Just out of interest?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I think it's nineteen. I'm horrific. I'm terrible.
Speaker 9: So it's like the good thing is there's not too
Speaker 9: many people down here, so I'm actually hoping there's no
Speaker 9: one standing in front of me, Jody, because I'm not kidding,
Speaker 9: there could be a news story tonight. I'll ring our
Speaker 9: chief of staff at work and say I've got the
Speaker 9: league yarn and I'm involved. I'll probably be in prison
Speaker 9: for killing someone on the course. So I'm just hoping
Speaker 9: no one gets injured while I played today.
Speaker 2: I just want you to be the guy because very
Speaker 2: stressful I hear program. Because you with all these pros
Speaker 2: and also all eyes in you, particular when you're tang
Speaker 2: off Rennie, you could be that guy that shanks it
Speaker 2: so hard into the turf that you actually snap. You
Speaker 2: would that could be me.
Speaker 9: Actually, as I see Casey Stoner who's playing in the
Speaker 9: Frome today, he's about to see off. So yeah, I'm
Speaker 9: just hoping he's got a worse thing than me. But
Speaker 9: I've got a feeling he's going to pipe one down
Speaker 9: a middle about and undred and sixty meters. But yeah,
Speaker 9: that's exactly right, Haze. I'm going to be throwing tan
Speaker 9: from doing all kinds of things.
Speaker 1: Tell me if you miss a part, can you please
Speaker 1: just for me go get in your home? Why don't
Speaker 1: you like your whole.
Speaker 9: Don't you want to go home? Don't you want to go?
Speaker 9: I definitely? Oh are we throwing it all out there.
Speaker 1: Very quickly before we let you go. There is a
Speaker 1: rumor going around this studio that perhaps the premier Peter
Speaker 1: Melanowskis might have called you last year and said this
Speaker 1: live golf thing is it worth me bringing over?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Did you give me a bit of a call and
Speaker 9: just got to ask a couple of questions, says, you know,
Speaker 9: what do you think in terms of pros and on.
Speaker 9: So I went back to him and gave my thoughts
Speaker 9: and I think he looked at them and went, oh, yeah, okay,
Speaker 9: none of those work. Good on your mate? Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 9: I think he probably he probably had a few people
Speaker 9: on speed dial and then it came up to me laugh.
Speaker 9: But yeah, we just had a bit of a chat
Speaker 9: and about how it may or may not work. But yeah,
Speaker 9: I'm just so glad we've got it.
Speaker 2: Joe.
Speaker 9: It was the event, and I think you're going to
Speaker 9: be in there on the Sunday. Hopefully we can have
Speaker 9: a couple together and it's just a great event. I
Speaker 9: reckon it's almost as good, if not better than gather around.
Speaker 2: In my opinion, Yeah.
Speaker 1: We spend your time with you and your beautiful wife
Speaker 1: Sarah there last year, so I can't wait to get
Speaker 1: along again. Tommy, thank you so much for single handedly
Speaker 1: bringing live golf to Adelaide, and we appreciate your time.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: Don't embarrass yourself today, mate.
Speaker 9: Okay, keep spreading, keep spreading that rumor, Jodey. But by
Speaker 9: the end of this, I'm the one that created it
Speaker 9: and did everything. Yep, let's just keep that going.
Speaker 2: All how Tom Wren, that's what you always say.
Speaker 1: What the pork watch the fork. So this was born
Speaker 1: out of the fact that Abby from the newsroom, who
Speaker 1: will now from this day forth.
Speaker 2: Be known as Abby Dabby Doo.
Speaker 8: So my uncle Dave, who listens because he likes hearing
Speaker 8: me say oh t a and he talks to me
Speaker 8: as I do the news, he used to call me
Speaker 8: this and it just sparked a memory. I went, oh
Speaker 8: my god, my uncle used to call me that.
Speaker 2: We just called you that before, said hey Abby date
Speaker 2: just in the intercom, Hey Abbi Dabby Doo, can you
Speaker 2: come to this shit? Like, how have we not said
Speaker 2: this before? I don't know here we are.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're sixteen months into the show. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: this is the first time it's occurred to us, So feel.
Speaker 2: Free as well when you do your news updates to
Speaker 2: introduce yourself as happy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's I'll just go in and change it
Speaker 4: for the eight o'clock. Now, dear, what.
Speaker 1: The fot born out of the fact that you used
Speaker 1: to steal forks? Will probably still do and so we
Speaker 1: have no forks in our kitchen. Okay, workplace, but there
Speaker 1: are no forks in workplaces ever.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 8: I feel attacked and I just really you know that
Speaker 8: I have no longer still falks.
Speaker 4: You don't know, I don't I take them back to
Speaker 4: the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Check with your mother because you still live at home anyway, Now, Abby,
Speaker 1: w do you did me a solid last week? You
Speaker 1: looked after my house for me and my dog was seated.
Speaker 1: Why we went on holidays for a week. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, very kind of you.
Speaker 4: No worries.
Speaker 8: I did, just want to you kept texting, obviously, we
Speaker 8: spoke all week and you kept asking like.
Speaker 4: How is everything? Is everything okay? You know how you going?
Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, yeah, it's all fine, it's
Speaker 4: all good.
Speaker 8: Something did happen though, and I feel like I probably
Speaker 8: need to let you know, Rush, there was a murder
Speaker 8: in your house last week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there was a murder.
Speaker 8: So obviously I still was coming to work, et cetera,
Speaker 8: doing my usual sort of shifts. But there was one
Speaker 8: day where I was out a little bit longer. I
Speaker 8: bes and I had a few meetings, and so it
Speaker 8: was just easier for me to stay at work for a.
Speaker 4: Little bit longer.
Speaker 8: So Sid was trapped. And then I hope, so Sid
Speaker 8: was inside. So Sid had been inside since like four am.
Speaker 8: So I got home, I think it was about eleven thirty, okay,
Speaker 8: and no docky door either, There's no doggy door.
Speaker 4: So I walked in.
Speaker 8: I thought, oh, here we go. You know, going to
Speaker 8: be a few things to clean up. And anyway, I
Speaker 8: walked in, I was doing bits and pieces. I got
Speaker 8: my lunch organized, and I went to sit over on
Speaker 8: the couch and there was a Barbie doll with no
Speaker 8: arms and no legs.
Speaker 2: No essentially, thank you very much, Sid.
Speaker 8: Sid murdered a Barbie doll. I'm assuming Harper's because she's
Speaker 8: the youngest.
Speaker 1: It's not Gregs could.
Speaker 4: Have been his type flond hair.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Anyway, so this barbie ripped to smithereens right, and Barbie
Speaker 8: parts all over the rug.
Speaker 4: So I went and got the.
Speaker 8: Quum and I'm that kidding Barby thoughts that I couldn't.
Speaker 4: Pick up because she'd just chewed it to spitherens.
Speaker 2: Okay, disposing of the evidence.
Speaker 8: Oh correct, God anyway, so I well actually know what
Speaker 8: no snare can come out of Sid's bank account. Sid
Speaker 8: O's half for a Barbie boe okay, which Barbie wasn't
Speaker 8: do We know she.
Speaker 4: Was long and blonde. Interestingly no clothes on?
Speaker 8: Yeah, right, which is I used to do that back
Speaker 8: and they used to make them kiss, you know, I
Speaker 8: used to put them together.
Speaker 1: So Greg walked into the shower once and she's got
Speaker 1: a heap of Barbies at the bottom of the shower
Speaker 1: because she sits down and plays with them. Geez, they
Speaker 1: were strategically placed in the shower. He sent me a
Speaker 1: photo of them all, all the Barbies in the big bathtub,
Speaker 1: and he's like, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: For the guys's.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten? What the fork? What happened on
Speaker 1: your watch?
Speaker 2: Before we get into a call, I've got producer Emily
Speaker 2: here because your beautiful, gorgeous husband Michael can sometimes just
Speaker 2: for a little bit asleep behind the wheel.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was working at an old job. So this
Speaker 1: was a couple of years ago. Max was not even
Speaker 1: one yet, and he's like, yeah, no, all good, We're
Speaker 1: all good. Nothing to report here. I get home late
Speaker 1: and then I see there's a big scratch on Max's face, like,
Speaker 1: oh no, what happened? I thought like the dog might
Speaker 1: have scratched him. Michael fell asleep on the couch. Max
Speaker 1: was not walking yet, so crawled into the pantry and
Speaker 1: managed to pull down a four liter jug of vegetable
Speaker 1: oil and pour it all over himself while Michael was asleep.
Speaker 1: Excellent oil everywhere.
Speaker 2: I just imagining a baby and was like, glo, just
Speaker 2: hit his head oil bar.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, sitting twenty four ten. Give us a call.
Speaker 1: What happened on your watch? Let's go to Jeanine.
Speaker 10: Good morning, going, beautiful people.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Thank you better for speaking with you. What happened? So?
Speaker 10: I was asked to how fit my great Auntie's house,
Speaker 10: but not being much of a green thumb, she did
Speaker 10: ask me to look after her bond size. I had
Speaker 10: to water them a particular time once a week. Unfortunately,
Speaker 10: being a bit of a party girl back when I was,
Speaker 10: you know, nineteen twenty, maybe forgot to possibly water every
Speaker 10: now and then. So she came home six weeks later,
Speaker 10: and unfortunately the bon size weren't looking too good. Oh
Speaker 10: my god, ave about twenty of them?
Speaker 2: Twenty in your defense to bonds, eyes are so bloody sensitive.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't even know where to start looking after
Speaker 1: a bonzize. And isn't there sort of some sort of
Speaker 1: like I don't know, feelings attached to in terms of
Speaker 1: the owners and their plants.
Speaker 10: I would say so if she's nurtured them from a
Speaker 10: very young age. And yes, unfortunately I was not the
Speaker 10: first great.
Speaker 1: Great meat.
Speaker 2: The other thing that comes with that as well, Jane
Speaker 2: is bonzas are very expensive if you go out and
Speaker 2: buy a proper little bonzeye and set you back heaps.
Speaker 2: But I had three bonzeyes because I thought that were
Speaker 2: cool in my early twenties. Was really cool.
Speaker 1: You're trying to pick up chicks, isn't it pretty much?
Speaker 2: And all three died almost instantly. I was putting in
Speaker 2: the right spot. They're supposed to get morning sun, yeah,
Speaker 2: a certain amount of morning and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: you go there and they're like dead. Yeah, you look
Speaker 2: at them wrong. They die, sensitive little buggers.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, all the ladies are like, what a gorgeous, beautiful,
Speaker 1: like sensitive man in touch with his feelings.
Speaker 2: It's a gorgeous brown bonzai you've got there. It's not
Speaker 2: supposed to do that, is it.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Dionne. What happened on your watch, Dione?
Speaker 1: One of your young guys.
Speaker 11: Well, a long time ago with me and my friend
Speaker 11: were house sitting for her parents.
Speaker 2: We had a little party.
Speaker 1: And someone coloring their little dog in colorful textas on.
Speaker 11: The Monday morning, their little white dog was the rainbow?
Speaker 2: Nice? And was it? Was it at all cute or
Speaker 2: was it infuriating?
Speaker 11: It was probably keep for us, a little bit infuriating
Speaker 11: for them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you at what point in the evening did someone
Speaker 1: go get me a crayon? Can you just got a
Speaker 1: color in the dog?
Speaker 2: Or that moment you go, I've got a great idea,
Speaker 2: passed me the dog.
Speaker 1: It wasn't actually it was one of our friends.
Speaker 9: I'm not sure, but it was funny.
Speaker 2: So did you did you? Did your friend have to
Speaker 2: answer to the parents?
Speaker 9: Yeah, she did, you got in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: Okay, worth it, worth it, It's so worth it. Good stories,
Speaker 1: school holidays at the moment. And what's the best thing
Speaker 1: as a parent that can happen when you take your
Speaker 1: kids away for the holidays.
Speaker 2: So that grandma says that she will come along on
Speaker 2: the trip as well and take your kids completely Grandma.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that woman that is exceptional. But I
Speaker 1: have found in my many, many years of parenting that
Speaker 1: the best thing that can happen is when your kids
Speaker 1: make friends with other kids. Therefore, they run off, whether
Speaker 1: it be at the pool or in a caravan park,
Speaker 1: and they're occupied, and they're happy with their little mates,
Speaker 1: and they're not bickering with each other.
Speaker 2: So just to really sort of knuckle down on some
Speaker 2: small little details young kids as well, okay, because you've
Speaker 2: got quite a twenty two year old or twenty three
Speaker 2: years old, yes, and a four hero is probably a
Speaker 2: certain age where I'm not sure you want to be
Speaker 2: friends with strangers and then dacking off for a few hours,
Speaker 2: if you know what I'm mean.
Speaker 1: And also you can make friends for life, like one
Speaker 1: of my girls made friends with a girl I remember
Speaker 1: in Fiji with a girl called Lilah, and they're still
Speaker 1: mats to this. They still like send each other messages
Speaker 1: on messenger and everything.
Speaker 2: Well, that is beautiful. So you've just been on a trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just went to the Gold Coast, And so
Speaker 1: what I tried to do is sort of up like
Speaker 1: a little arranged marriage between Harper and any other child
Speaker 1: that I deemed suitable.
Speaker 2: The wall.
Speaker 1: No, when I sit there and I assess the children
Speaker 1: who are playing on their own, and I assess the
Speaker 1: parents and think they look pretty decent people, and then
Speaker 1: you try and sort of marry the children up. Don't
Speaker 1: you do this? No one does this, yes, thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four to ten. Please if you arrange little kid marriages
Speaker 1: when you're away on holidays. Yeah, So we went to
Speaker 1: the Gold Coast with four year old Harper and we're
Speaker 1: playing in the pool and there was another little girl
Speaker 1: in the pool who clearly was hating playing with her brother.
Speaker 1: And so I go into full arranged marriage mode, right,
Speaker 1: and I go, oh, Harper, why don't you go and
Speaker 1: jump in the water with that little girl? And Harper
Speaker 1: was like, because I don't know her, Mum, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: would you like me to introduce you to her.
Speaker 2: She goes, I'll hev lifting.
Speaker 1: She's like, what does introduce mean? It's like, well, when
Speaker 1: I say your name's Harper, what's your name, little girl?
Speaker 1: And then you become friends and she goes, Okay, why
Speaker 1: don't you go and introduce yourself.
Speaker 2: He came back back with some nice attitude.
Speaker 1: Do you needless to say that didn't play?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That doesn't happen too?
Speaker 1: By the one no, yes it does it does happen
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty fourteen or text line four double nine nine
Speaker 1: nine one nine.
Speaker 2: Are you forcibly trying to get your kids to meet
Speaker 2: other kids at the playground so that they can be
Speaker 2: entertained by other kids instead of you.
Speaker 1: Also, let's go one step further. Are you an adult
Speaker 1: who's still friends with the kid that you met on holidays?
Speaker 2: Twenty four kay hashtag tazzy things.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Stacey. Good morning, Stacey Waning? This is
Speaker 1: the thing, isn't it?
Speaker 10: Padda, This is a thing, isn't it?
Speaker 6: It definitely is.
Speaker 11: But my parents didn't actually have to marry herself. I
Speaker 11: just always came back with a new best friend no
Speaker 11: matter where we were.
Speaker 2: I love that social little Chris you were, Stacy.
Speaker 11: Or even now, like I'm thirty now and I go
Speaker 11: to concerts and stuff by myself my parents, who'd you
Speaker 11: go with? And I'm like, no one, but I made
Speaker 11: a friend in mine.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, Stacy.
Speaker 2: That is intense, Stacey.
Speaker 1: How can you remember as a kid how you would
Speaker 1: initiate the conversation because were you just like, hey, do
Speaker 1: you want to play with me?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Usually it was just I we'd be playing on the
Speaker 11: same thing, like I know those like jumping pillows and stuff.
Speaker 11: Oh yes, yeah, we'd just be playing on the same thing.
Speaker 11: And then all of a sudden, I've dragged them over
Speaker 11: to my parents be like, hey, mom, dad, this is
Speaker 11: my new best friend.
Speaker 1: And then fast forward, Stacy, when you're at concerts and
Speaker 1: you go by yourself, do you walk up to people
Speaker 1: and go, hey, do you want to play with me?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 11: I generally just start talking about the band we're seeing.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2: You have a professionally easy way into there. Well there
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 1: Apologize.
Speaker 2: Okay, look, I'm sorry that you psychotically ship your kids out.
Speaker 2: I was wrong people to do this, so I apologized.
Speaker 2: You Chagula, it's not a tazzy thing. It's an Adelaide
Speaker 2: thing now