WEBVTT - Adelaide's Biggest Wedding Day Disasters 👰‍♀️

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<v Speaker 1>We've got every day Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>Joj You know I love love, love, good love.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, you love a good wedding. I've never known a

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<v Speaker 1>man to be so enamored by going to a wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Good music, good people, all gathered together. What could be

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<v Speaker 2>better than that? It's so good to stay of your life.

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<v Speaker 2>Very lucky. We get to celebrated wedding right now now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and there is no one that we love more

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<v Speaker 1>than came I God.

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<v Speaker 2>Josh, I love you. Guys are lushing. You're going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a beautiful bride, Josh.

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<v Speaker 1>Josh and Marissa getting married two days.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, firstly, you're working on your wedding day. I just

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<v Speaker 2>had to get my mind off it. Yeah, everything kicks

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<v Speaker 2>off after ten. But it's like, just come here and

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<v Speaker 2>pretend like everything is normal. But I'm glad we're talking

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Dedication, dedication.

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<v Speaker 2>He's everything been smooth so far. Yeah, Yeah, it's been amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Maurissa's done everything so yeah, very easy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>can we do this? And this is not supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be an omen I think. But thirteen twenty fourteen, what

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<v Speaker 2>happened at the wedding? What was the unusual event that

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<v Speaker 2>happened at the wedding, because it's a day that, on

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<v Speaker 2>paper is always supposed to go smooth yep, but there's

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<v Speaker 2>so many opportunities for it to veer off into different directions.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anything happened on your wedding day, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember, And I didn't tell my wife till after this

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<v Speaker 2>because I knew that you would absolutely freak out. But

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<v Speaker 2>we gave our dog to somebody else to look after

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<v Speaker 2>that day. And then as I was on the way

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<v Speaker 2>to the Barossa to go set up, I got a

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<v Speaker 2>call saying, oh, by the way, we were in North

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide and the dog has got off the lead and

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<v Speaker 2>she is just absolutely run. She could be anywhere. We're

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<v Speaker 2>not really sure. So I've turned around straight away and

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<v Speaker 2>at one stage driving down warm Drive and I see

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<v Speaker 2>this little fluffy white dog going at a thousand miles

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<v Speaker 2>an hour, just running along the side of it. Found her,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank goodness, stopped her and she felt like a hummingbird,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how quickly her heart was going.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, calmed her down and set her off in a

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<v Speaker 2>different spot. A friend of a friend of a friend

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<v Speaker 2>ended up looking after that night. Didn't tell car on

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<v Speaker 2>the wedding day because she would freak out at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course, but that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was almost an absolute disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you and Indiana got married and lived happily

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<v Speaker 1>ever after.

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<v Speaker 2>She was my second wife. Definitely not the story because

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<v Speaker 2>you made a couple of little cracks at this thing, Joe,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you mean marriages?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, he said so flippantly. I do remember for

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<v Speaker 1>my destination wedding in Bali. So the night before the wedding,

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<v Speaker 1>we had one of the guests and he was a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of my husband's and he was like an MMA kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of fighter, classic Jaden from Maths.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but he sort of dabbled in that sort of stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and so in Bali there's like a real underground fight scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so the night before he decided like had a

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<v Speaker 1>few drinks obviously and decided to like tee up a fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And so in the backstreets of Bloody Jim Bar and

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<v Speaker 1>Bay wherever it was, he's had like this punch on

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<v Speaker 1>and then over the wedding, like can you believe odd?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's an odd story, but it happened.

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<v Speaker 2>It got the crap beaten out of him. Yeah that's good,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it? Black Eye and everything, all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, the whole works anyway, what happened to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing is quiet, not thirteen twenty four ten. What happened

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<v Speaker 2>at the wedding and what made it super memorable? The

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<v Speaker 2>other thing that we're paying about a dollar one of

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<v Speaker 2>happening today.

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<v Speaker 1>Is me having another wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you said it, you jumped on board. I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>Josh Murro is going to cry when he sees his

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful role.

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<v Speaker 1>You most definitely will one hundred percent. Do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any idea what she's wearing?

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<v Speaker 2>No idea, Okay, no idea at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, and.

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<v Speaker 2>The best reckond of your white wedding dress, won't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, there's such a boy. Go away, go away.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to a wedding together, my wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is seven years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, by the.

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<v Speaker 1>Way, time, Oh you got the itch seven years that's

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<v Speaker 1>when it happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Which for seven year reach? Was that a bad thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, I don't have the issue at all. I

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<v Speaker 2>am now getting to the age where particular things are

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<v Speaker 2>starting to get itchy, and that's not good. It means

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sort of fast approaching the forties. Yeah, okay, let's

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<v Speaker 2>not go down that path. Can I remember at our

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<v Speaker 2>wedding what we used to do because I'm from New

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<v Speaker 2>South Wales originally and a lot of our mates from Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an NRL heartland and rugby union and what the

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<v Speaker 2>thing that we do after we've had at least one

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<v Speaker 2>sip of any sort of alcohol would be to potentially

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<v Speaker 2>form a scrum later in that night. So we ended

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<v Speaker 2>up forming a scrum which was basically New South Wales

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<v Speaker 2>versus the Allies everybody else South Australia or other mates

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<v Speaker 2>from anywhere else. And it would have been about a

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<v Speaker 2>forty man scrum, so twenty each side, and we formed

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<v Speaker 2>the scrum instead of going from one side to the other. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 2>we went from say the north side of the to

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<v Speaker 2>the south side. But the band was set up in

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<v Speaker 2>the south side and the guys pushing from the north

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<v Speaker 2>were aggressively winning, and I remember the band goes bokes

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<v Speaker 2>literally about to converge on the drum. Kittens my goodness, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she went off her face.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard a story. I was talking to a woman

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<v Speaker 1>once who was like that she got married at the

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<v Speaker 1>Adelaide Oval, and I was like, oh, that's wonderful. How

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<v Speaker 1>was it and she said it was a good day

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<v Speaker 1>until my grandpa died.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, good at the reception?

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<v Speaker 1>How's the time he actually passed away at the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Wedding slash wake, isn't that See that's interesting. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>good cost saver.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if they could have done it too for

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<v Speaker 4>one deal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a money saver.

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<v Speaker 1>Something wrong with you too? There is definitely walking.

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<v Speaker 2>Her down, walking her down the aisle and or scar

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<v Speaker 2>walking him down the aisle in the casket giving him away.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You do take your insensitive in films today?

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<v Speaker 4>Do we take them every day?

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<v Speaker 2>We're right in check with that, aren't we, Abby Daby.

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<v Speaker 1>Doo th fourn? What haven't at the wedding? That's going

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<v Speaker 1>to Cindy, good morning? Clean this up for us, please, Cindy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I'm not sure if I can prideing with a

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<v Speaker 5>number of years ago and we were probably the first

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<v Speaker 5>more of our friends to get married, so it had

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<v Speaker 5>very much a party at the sphere about it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and until we found probably three months later, three

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<v Speaker 6>of our friends announced at the same time that day

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<v Speaker 6>were pregnant, and then all three were conceived at.

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<v Speaker 2>The wedding perfect. Do you know what that means, Cindy.

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<v Speaker 2>It means that your the wedding was so good yea,

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<v Speaker 2>that everyone was so aggressively in the mood. That is

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<v Speaker 2>exactly what you want from your wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Cindy. I hope that doesn't happen at our

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<v Speaker 1>wedding this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, look how my wife isn't going to.

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<v Speaker 1>The wedding, so that would be bad, wouldn't it. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>go to dev What happened.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, we had a beautiful wedding ceremony, lovely days, went

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<v Speaker 7>back to the reception and we had a band. We

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<v Speaker 7>had a big party atmosphere. Nine o'clock comes and we

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<v Speaker 7>were doing speeches and my husband was looking very pale,

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<v Speaker 7>and next minute somebody came to me and said that

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<v Speaker 7>he had Gastro was former king going to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 7>Had to lead the ceremony and leave the reception at

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<v Speaker 7>half past nine, and I stayed danced the night away

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<v Speaker 7>at a great night and then went back to the

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<v Speaker 7>hotel through the honeymoon sweep that was smelling like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>that was our funny. That was our wedding day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, well look Mary later.

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<v Speaker 1>You four. I love it. Dev's like not gonna let it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you made the right decision because you know

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to effectively play host.

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<v Speaker 6>That's why I had a great night.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey did this happened the last wedding I went to,

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<v Speaker 1>which was my brothers. That happened to my husband. He

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<v Speaker 1>got gastro halfway through, so the speeches were on and

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<v Speaker 1>all you could hear from the toilets, which were close proximity,

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<v Speaker 1>is in like, he's where you're waking up to Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 3>What's smoothe news?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, when you think news, you think Abbey in

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<v Speaker 1>the news room. Let's go to her immediately and find

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<v Speaker 1>out what's headlining today. Dale, good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>So obviously tomorrow is an zach day, so six o'clock

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<v Speaker 8>all of the dawn services will be happening across the state.

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<v Speaker 8>One of the biggest ones obviously is Adelaide at the

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<v Speaker 8>War Memorial North Terrace, SA National War Memorial at North

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<v Speaker 8>Terrace from six am and Portnaalunga, where I'm from, always a.

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<v Speaker 4>Really good service. They put on a really great service.

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<v Speaker 8>Another big one is also Blackwood as well, So I

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<v Speaker 8>really do encourage you. Obviously, most people have the day

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<v Speaker 8>off it's a public holiday, but I do encourage people

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<v Speaker 8>to get up and yes it's hard sometimes to get

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<v Speaker 8>out of bed that early, but it's obviously really really

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<v Speaker 8>really special that we go when we pay our respects.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, we've got Antac Day tomorrow. Another thing off

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<v Speaker 4>the back.

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<v Speaker 8>Of that is our poor Blood Service again needing more blood.

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<v Speaker 8>So they're asking people to roll up their sleeves and

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<v Speaker 8>go and donate blood, maybe before they're going off for

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<v Speaker 8>a long weekend or taking four days off. They reckon

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<v Speaker 8>they're going to need an additional one thousand, two hundred donations.

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<v Speaker 8>So we need about extra one hundred and eighty donors

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<v Speaker 8>in South Australia. So if you can go and roll

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<v Speaker 8>up your sleeves. I always feel really guilty. I have

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<v Speaker 8>no iron, so I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Never done You've got no iron.

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<v Speaker 8>I donated once and my doctor said you can never

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<v Speaker 8>do that again. I have an iron transfusion to get

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<v Speaker 8>it put back into me. Oh my, so you donated

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<v Speaker 8>blood and then you had to have an infusion.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, really sorry.

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<v Speaker 8>Life blood every and they call me and every time

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<v Speaker 8>I go, I'm really sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't.

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<v Speaker 8>So I always feel super guilty. So if you like me,

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<v Speaker 8>it's not good. But if you can, I really encourage

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<v Speaker 8>you to go and donate.

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<v Speaker 2>They gave the blood back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's rednated back into Abbey's veins. Have you ever donated, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because you've got ice in your veins.

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<v Speaker 2>That's because it's it's there's not blood there, it's oil.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I'm a machine, I've donated twice before. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a really simple process too.

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<v Speaker 4>And get they give you snacks and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I have a nice big cookie, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nowhere. It's not painful at all.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I think people think that you go in there, it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be really quite painful. It's not. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>just takes a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. That's Andrew's takeaway from a life saving

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<v Speaker 1>procedure that he's done. He's like, I got a cookie,

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<v Speaker 1>nice big cookie, CHIPS's Cookies.

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<v Speaker 4>You can have a hot chocolate, perfect day.

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<v Speaker 1>Well worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>Go stuck yourself up, Susie.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess who slipped into the Adelaide airport yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't tell me, Sporty Spice.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, yeah, Melci slipped into town. Who saw that coming?

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<v Speaker 2>This is off the back of whose fiftieth was it

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<v Speaker 2>was the Victoria be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because David David does anyone followed David Beckham obviously?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>He writes the nicest things about his wife. Yeah, so lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>He just doesn't say them very sexily, does he. She's

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<v Speaker 2>all right, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So she had her fiftieth birthday and all five Spice

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<v Speaker 1>girls were reunited and he took a little of them

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<v Speaker 1>singing a long dist stuff right now, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice anyway, so she slipped in the sound. She's doing

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<v Speaker 1>a DJ set on Wednesday, and then she's doing like

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<v Speaker 1>a little national tour of the country in Melbourne and

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney and Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know she was going?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you invite her around to your home at West Croyton?

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<v Speaker 2>I did, actually, and I got a couple of dots

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<v Speaker 2>in that text and then she just didn't write back unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, this is the true story.

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<v Speaker 9>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I know the bloke who's bringing it here. Oh, he's

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<v Speaker 2>a mate. And he said, do you want to speak

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<v Speaker 2>to on the radio? And I said, as bloody lately

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<v Speaker 2>we do.

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<v Speaker 1>And then what happened and he.

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<v Speaker 2>Said, look, I'll make it happen. I think she needs

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<v Speaker 2>to do at least one radio interview. And then he

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<v Speaker 2>came back AND's like, I'm sorry, she's just flat out

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<v Speaker 2>refused to do any media at all. Yeah. Right, so

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he did, we go we have mel c

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<v Speaker 2>in the over theos. That'd be pretty cool. Oh not

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<v Speaker 2>to be.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been great, And once again you disappoint

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<v Speaker 1>all of us.

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<v Speaker 2>So close to doing something useful. Ah dear, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk some footy news news notes. So they're saying

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<v Speaker 2>that could be a bit of a a loophole for

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<v Speaker 2>footy fans to get some Grand Final tickets, and it

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<v Speaker 2>is this. If you're a GWS supporter, then it's probably

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<v Speaker 2>a good time to support the Giants because they're sitting

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<v Speaker 2>on top of the ladder. They might play in the

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<v Speaker 2>Grand Final. Here's an opportunity for you to get yourself

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<v Speaker 2>a Grand Final ticket. If you become a Tier three

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<v Speaker 2>member of the Giants, you're about seventy six dollars, and

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<v Speaker 2>then the Giants make the Grand Final, you could be

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<v Speaker 2>amongst ticket allocation. Then you'd have the opportunity to buy

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<v Speaker 2>a Grand Final ticket. As we know, grand Final tickets

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<v Speaker 2>no matter who you support absolute Hens Teeth. Seventeen thousand

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<v Speaker 2>tickets were allocated last year for opposing teams and Collingwood

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<v Speaker 2>played in the Grand Final. They have one hundred thousand members,

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<v Speaker 2>so even if you're a member of a football club

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<v Speaker 2>and they make the Grand Final, you absolutely no guarantee

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<v Speaker 2>of getting a ticket, So jump on board the Giants.

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<v Speaker 2>Seventy six bucks.

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<v Speaker 8>Abs is he I mean, it's not a definite, but

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<v Speaker 8>you wouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Seventy six dollars. That's a good investment.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking pretty good though the boys. Jesse Toby Green, you

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<v Speaker 2>won't play this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>That's mate, Toby Green.

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<v Speaker 2>No one's head.

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<v Speaker 1>That's suspended eight times and you love.

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<v Speaker 2>Him, do you know what I'm saying? Though, at least

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<v Speaker 2>he's not kicking people in the head, that's what That's

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<v Speaker 2>what his move was. Early on he extend the leg

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<v Speaker 2>out and he was getting blogs in the head. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I love him.

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<v Speaker 8>So he's really cleaned up his act now he even

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<v Speaker 8>shoulders them in the head. I love that You're obsessed

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<v Speaker 8>with a bloke who is one of the dirtiest players

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<v Speaker 8>in the league.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's very skillful though, yeah, mixed on top of

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<v Speaker 2>that as well, and he's a captain and he's a character.

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<v Speaker 8>And also filthy Jody, horses are filthy animals.

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<v Speaker 2>So very good, very good. Call out special theme today

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<v Speaker 2>on Jody and Hazy. And that is a wedding theme

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<v Speaker 2>because our good friend Josh Morow is in charge of

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<v Speaker 2>all things visual. It's time they're not today.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the guy responsible for all the socials. And we

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<v Speaker 1>could not be happier that we are going to a

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<v Speaker 1>wedding on a Wednesday. Yeah, how good.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're both married, and you've been married thirteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>The beautiful part you've married thirteen times.

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<v Speaker 2>Times not yet, am I right? Let's reminisce on our

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<v Speaker 2>weddings just after seven o'clock. And you're an avocado lover

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<v Speaker 2>as well, then it's an interesting time for you as

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<v Speaker 2>well in this particular country because we've made the switch

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<v Speaker 2>officially from hass to Shepherd Avocados. Yeah, that's right, Shepherd Avocados,

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<v Speaker 2>the absolute inferior little brother to their big, absolute, good looking, gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 2>luscious brother the hats.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and I know you quite well, and I would

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<v Speaker 1>have put money on the fact that you would have

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<v Speaker 1>played hey Geronimo there from Shepherd. I just thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to play it.

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<v Speaker 2>What I still to get it? Hey, Geronimo Shepherd what

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<v Speaker 2>shepherd avocados? Oh wait wait excise me? Wait wait wait

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<v Speaker 2>wait nast find well next time, mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Taking to Reddit, one particular user has really caused quite

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<v Speaker 2>a few row, accusing a particular brand of supermarket of

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<v Speaker 2>trying to reband shepperd Avocado's posing a photo of the

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<v Speaker 2>fruit with a sticker that reads green skin avocados. They've

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<v Speaker 2>tried to redo these.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad invent the avocado.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, The post read I see through you. A feeble

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<v Speaker 2>attempt to rebrand the ship at avocado the worst season

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<v Speaker 2>of the year. One Reddit user was quick to point

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<v Speaker 2>out that stick was the name of the supplier. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's all over instead of what the actual avocado is,

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<v Speaker 2>so they know exactly what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>So avocado's a good fat, right, it's healthy for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fat nonetheless, So if I'm going to have

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<v Speaker 1>some fat like that, it's going to be your genuine,

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<v Speaker 1>tasty avocado. The other one tastes it's like it's like

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<v Speaker 1>dry cardboard.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes it tastes like wet cardboards, cardboards, trunchy, wet cardboard.

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<v Speaker 2>So this particular user as well said Shepherd's the poor

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<v Speaker 2>cousin of the hass. Another one said that Sheppard tastes

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<v Speaker 2>like an ai avocado. I love that, like a genuine

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<v Speaker 2>three D printed avocado. That's what Sheppard tastes like. It

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<v Speaker 2>feels like as well, that it's not quite the real thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're trying to get the real thing. Like if

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<v Speaker 2>your friend was like, oh, I'm going out with one

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<v Speaker 2>of the Pitt brothers and you're like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>Brad Pitten. She's like, nah, Doug, Oh, that's not quite

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<v Speaker 2>the same, is it. Or you're doing Super Coach and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you score one of the Boss brothers back in

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<v Speaker 2>the day you're like, oh my god, Michael Vass' is

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<v Speaker 2>a freak. No, no, you got Brett, Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Or I'm going on a date with one of the

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<v Speaker 1>hem's worst. Oh my god, you're going out with Chris

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<v Speaker 1>or Liam Luke.

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<v Speaker 2>And for the NBA fans out there as well, you

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<v Speaker 2>go to a Milwaukee Bucks game and you score it

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a compo guernsey, Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>nazis absolute aweful brother Thanasis. And if there's anyone out

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<v Speaker 2>there that actually likes shepherd avocados. Yeah, what is going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of the people as well on this Reddit article

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<v Speaker 2>posted this, I used to hate them, but if you

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<v Speaker 2>handle and age them properly, No, no, no, they're great.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't go off as quickly than ice and firm

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<v Speaker 2>flesh and very tasty. Another user wrote, I like hass

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<v Speaker 2>but they go weird, bruise and mushy way too easily.

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<v Speaker 2>Shepherds are almost always pristine inside for the freaks who

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<v Speaker 2>like their avocado crunchy. I grow up and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel aroused at the moment, and I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it's because you use the word firm avocado. We were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the Hamswors.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I darro Jardes. When we talk about the Hamsworth, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>just say the word luke and that will de arouse you.

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<v Speaker 1>We are in full scale wedding mode today. One of

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<v Speaker 1>our own is getting married this afternoon ahead of the

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<v Speaker 1>public holiday tomorrow, Joshy marrying Marissa, and it definitely got

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<v Speaker 1>us reminiscing about our own weddings.

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<v Speaker 2>And was your thirteen year wedding anniversary? Yes, they's the beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Greg really was, And what a stunning, brave gorgeous human

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<v Speaker 1>being I am married to. You know when people see

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<v Speaker 1>two people and they're like, oh, one of them is

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<v Speaker 1>punching above. I am definitely punching above with that man.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you guys are quite suited. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 2>I think Greg's gorgeous. I think you're a lovely looking

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<v Speaker 2>woman as well. Without sounding inappropriate, woa whoa there you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh my god, you like that was a confident.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my thirteen year winning anniversary yesterday, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting all sexual with me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, never again, never again, throw even a half confident

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<v Speaker 2>your way. Favorite part of your wedding do you remember?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember what you actually walked down the aisle to?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>That is, for me, the most memorable part of most.

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<v Speaker 1>Weddings, watching Kara walk down the aisle. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh did she look stunning? She would have been a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful creature.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I cried instantly. You know there's that meme going

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<v Speaker 2>around the bloke where he turns around and looks at

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<v Speaker 2>your body genuinely starts sobbing. Yeah, it was almost me.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew I was going to cry.

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<v Speaker 1>I just remember Greg being so sweaty. Of course, because

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<v Speaker 1>it was and it was hot, and he was wearing

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<v Speaker 1>a certain he just had sweat pouring off his poor

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<v Speaker 1>little face.

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<v Speaker 2>He would have been muttering on his breath as well

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<v Speaker 2>at a thousand minutes per second, beautiful red balling.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what he was saying. Now, I walked down to Colby, Cala.

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<v Speaker 3>Starts in my ses.

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<v Speaker 2>She comes, gorgeous, look at her been shiny, bit sweaty.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone got any powder?

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a gorgeous song too, by the way, and

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<v Speaker 1>it actually gets me quite emotional.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to it, please don't are you? Listen to it.

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<v Speaker 3>And dry and it is a very very nice I just.

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<v Speaker 1>In all seriousness, I am so grateful for my husband

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<v Speaker 1>and my marriage. It has just been the biggest blessing

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<v Speaker 1>of my life. So don't the.

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<v Speaker 2>Day after the wedding anniversary that she forgot that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to imagine car coming down the aisle

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<v Speaker 2>to this absolutely just perfection. How wasn't that it was

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<v Speaker 2>a cover of the paper kites Bloom. It's a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit left field, but we found this cover of this

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<v Speaker 2>English lady that did it, and still to this day, seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>canna be close to and I'm watching her coming down

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<v Speaker 2>the aisle with this big grin on her face as well,

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<v Speaker 2>literally looking around. I need you see your parents and

0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:42.439
<v Speaker 2>her grandparents are there as well, and I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew right away, I'm like, this could be the

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<v Speaker 2>most beautiful moment in my life. You know, you're always

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<v Speaker 2>looking forward and you don't live in the moment, and

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<v Speaker 2>there's a couple of times you're like, I'm so bloody

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<v Speaker 2>thankful I lived in the moment. And she came down

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<v Speaker 2>the old of this and was like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a freaking perfection, And she just looked like her

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<v Speaker 1>face was pure happiness.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we had good weather too, by the way, it

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<v Speaker 2>was like a degree, so she wasn't a shiny man.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you telling everyone that Greg and I were a

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<v Speaker 1>sweat mess on our wedding?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I love weddings. We've got one more wedding as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Come up in the rise in terms of this team,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is a producer Emily who's been engaged for

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<v Speaker 2>it feels like the best part.

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<v Speaker 1>Of for a five the entire time we've known her.

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<v Speaker 2>Really come on him. Set at date and for goodness sake,

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<v Speaker 2>invite Jodie Hayes.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the day the date setting will happen. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure about you guys getting an invite. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why you think you're getting an invite straight away.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, So just to paint a bit a picture, producer,

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<v Speaker 2>Emily came from five double eight and she spent quite

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<v Speaker 2>a long time there. She's got this really tit relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>With Yeah, okay, he's going, Will going. Will is of

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<v Speaker 1>course going. Also he's also going to be the MC.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm putting him too.

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<v Speaker 2>It will be that guy who'll be talking to all

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<v Speaker 2>the grandparents and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And shaking hands because baby love him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's perfect. That's boring, I'll tell you right now. I

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<v Speaker 2>need someone who's going to stack it on the dance

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<v Speaker 2>floor and someone who's going to spew on a pop plant. Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been celebrating what the weekend is going to bring,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is lift golf jokes. Can't wait.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the greatest events I've ever been to is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be spectacular. Good weather for it on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>And one man who is already down there today is

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<v Speaker 1>the gorgeous Tomren and he joins us now, Good morning

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<v Speaker 1>from Grange.

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<v Speaker 9>Hello, Jody Hallo, hazy, Yet it is beautiful night and

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<v Speaker 9>Chris down here, but a gorgeous morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone is playing in the pro our sheer.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, this this might be my last cross because I'm

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<v Speaker 9>expecting that after today I'm going to be invited onto

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<v Speaker 9>the lift to art O. Look, God, it's been a pleasure.

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<v Speaker 9>I've loved working with you, but this is it. I'm

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<v Speaker 9>about to make my four a into the world of golf.

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<v Speaker 9>So yeah, here I go.

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<v Speaker 1>And who are we in a round with today? Tom?

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<v Speaker 9>So, I'm playing with Mark Leishman and I actually played

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<v Speaker 9>with him last year, and I've got a feeling I'm

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<v Speaker 9>going to rock up and be like, okay, am I

0:24:08.960 --> 0:24:10.480
<v Speaker 9>good to see it again. You know he's going to

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<v Speaker 9>have that look like, oh my god, I have I've

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<v Speaker 9>been stuck with this bloke again. I've got him and

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<v Speaker 9>Lee Westwards, so English former world number one, so a

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<v Speaker 9>couple of absolute champions. I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or even worse, Renny, He goes, oh, get a mate, Hallet.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you play off? Just out of interest?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, I think it's nineteen. I'm horrific. I'm terrible.

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<v Speaker 9>So it's like the good thing is there's not too

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<v Speaker 9>many people down here, so I'm actually hoping there's no

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<v Speaker 9>one standing in front of me, Jody, because I'm not kidding,

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<v Speaker 9>there could be a news story tonight. I'll ring our

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<v Speaker 9>chief of staff at work and say I've got the

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<v Speaker 9>league yarn and I'm involved. I'll probably be in prison

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<v Speaker 9>for killing someone on the course. So I'm just hoping

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<v Speaker 9>no one gets injured while I played today.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want you to be the guy because very

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<v Speaker 2>stressful I hear program. Because you with all these pros

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<v Speaker 2>and also all eyes in you, particular when you're tang

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<v Speaker 2>off Rennie, you could be that guy that shanks it

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<v Speaker 2>so hard into the turf that you actually snap. You

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<v Speaker 2>would that could be me.

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<v Speaker 9>Actually, as I see Casey Stoner who's playing in the

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<v Speaker 9>Frome today, he's about to see off. So yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 9>just hoping he's got a worse thing than me. But

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<v Speaker 9>I've got a feeling he's going to pipe one down

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<v Speaker 9>a middle about and undred and sixty meters. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>that's exactly right, Haze. I'm going to be throwing tan

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<v Speaker 9>from doing all kinds of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me if you miss a part, can you please

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<v Speaker 1>just for me go get in your home? Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you like your whole.

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<v Speaker 9>Don't you want to go home? Don't you want to go?

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<v Speaker 9>I definitely? Oh are we throwing it all out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Very quickly before we let you go. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>rumor going around this studio that perhaps the premier Peter

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<v Speaker 1>Melanowskis might have called you last year and said this

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<v Speaker 1>live golf thing is it worth me bringing over?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 9>Did you give me a bit of a call and

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<v Speaker 9>just got to ask a couple of questions, says, you know,

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<v Speaker 9>what do you think in terms of pros and on.

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<v Speaker 9>So I went back to him and gave my thoughts

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<v Speaker 9>and I think he looked at them and went, oh, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 9>none of those work. Good on your mate? Yeah, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>I think he probably he probably had a few people

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<v Speaker 9>on speed dial and then it came up to me laugh.

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<v Speaker 9>But yeah, we just had a bit of a chat

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<v Speaker 9>and about how it may or may not work. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 9>I'm just so glad we've got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe.

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<v Speaker 9>It was the event, and I think you're going to

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<v Speaker 9>be in there on the Sunday. Hopefully we can have

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<v Speaker 9>a couple together and it's just a great event. I

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<v Speaker 9>reckon it's almost as good, if not better than gather around.

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<v Speaker 2>In my opinion, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We spend your time with you and your beautiful wife

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah there last year, so I can't wait to get

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<v Speaker 1>along again. Tommy, thank you so much for single handedly

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<v Speaker 1>bringing live golf to Adelaide, and we appreciate your time.

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<v Speaker 3>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't embarrass yourself today, mate.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, keep spreading, keep spreading that rumor, Jodey. But by

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<v Speaker 9>the end of this, I'm the one that created it

0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 9>and did everything. Yep, let's just keep that going.

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<v Speaker 2>All how Tom Wren, that's what you always say.

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<v Speaker 1>What the pork watch the fork. So this was born

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<v Speaker 1>out of the fact that Abby from the newsroom, who

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<v Speaker 1>will now from this day forth.

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<v Speaker 2>Be known as Abby Dabby Doo.

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<v Speaker 8>So my uncle Dave, who listens because he likes hearing

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<v Speaker 8>me say oh t a and he talks to me

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<v Speaker 8>as I do the news, he used to call me

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<v Speaker 8>this and it just sparked a memory. I went, oh

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<v Speaker 8>my god, my uncle used to call me that.

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<v Speaker 2>We just called you that before, said hey Abby date

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<v Speaker 2>just in the intercom, Hey Abbi Dabby Doo, can you

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<v Speaker 2>come to this shit? Like, how have we not said

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<v Speaker 2>this before? I don't know here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we're sixteen months into the show. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is the first time it's occurred to us, So feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Free as well when you do your news updates to

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<v Speaker 2>introduce yourself as happy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's that's I'll just go in and change it

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<v Speaker 4>for the eight o'clock. Now, dear, what.

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<v Speaker 1>The fot born out of the fact that you used

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<v Speaker 1>to steal forks? Will probably still do and so we

0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:57.239
<v Speaker 1>have no forks in our kitchen. Okay, workplace, but there

0:27:57.240 --> 0:27:58.880
<v Speaker 1>are no forks in workplaces ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>I feel attacked and I just really you know that

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<v Speaker 8>I have no longer still falks.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know, I don't I take them back to

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<v Speaker 4>the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Check with your mother because you still live at home anyway, Now, Abby,

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<v Speaker 1>w do you did me a solid last week? You

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<v Speaker 1>looked after my house for me and my dog was seated.

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<v Speaker 1>Why we went on holidays for a week. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much, very kind of you.

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<v Speaker 4>No worries.

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<v Speaker 8>I did, just want to you kept texting, obviously, we

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<v Speaker 8>spoke all week and you kept asking like.

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<v Speaker 4>How is everything? Is everything okay? You know how you going?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, yeah, yeah, it's all fine, it's

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<v Speaker 4>all good.

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<v Speaker 8>Something did happen though, and I feel like I probably

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<v Speaker 8>need to let you know, Rush, there was a murder

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<v Speaker 8>in your house last week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, there was a murder.

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<v Speaker 8>So obviously I still was coming to work, et cetera,

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<v Speaker 8>doing my usual sort of shifts. But there was one

0:28:57.920 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 8>day where I was out a little bit longer. I

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<v Speaker 8>bes and I had a few meetings, and so it

0:29:01.760 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 8>was just easier for me to stay at work for a.

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<v Speaker 4>Little bit longer.

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<v Speaker 8>So Sid was trapped. And then I hope, so Sid

0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:09.520
<v Speaker 8>was inside. So Sid had been inside since like four am.

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<v Speaker 8>So I got home, I think it was about eleven thirty, okay,

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<v Speaker 8>and no docky door either, There's no doggy door.

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<v Speaker 4>So I walked in.

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<v Speaker 8>I thought, oh, here we go. You know, going to

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<v Speaker 8>be a few things to clean up. And anyway, I

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 8>walked in, I was doing bits and pieces. I got

0:29:22.000 --> 0:29:23.800
<v Speaker 8>my lunch organized, and I went to sit over on

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:28.200
<v Speaker 8>the couch and there was a Barbie doll with no

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 8>arms and no legs.

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<v Speaker 2>No essentially, thank you very much, Sid.

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<v Speaker 8>Sid murdered a Barbie doll. I'm assuming Harper's because she's

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<v Speaker 8>the youngest.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Gregs could.

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<v Speaker 4>Have been his type flond hair.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>Anyway, so this barbie ripped to smithereens right, and Barbie

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<v Speaker 8>parts all over the rug.

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<v Speaker 4>So I went and got the.

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<v Speaker 8>Quum and I'm that kidding Barby thoughts that I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Pick up because she'd just chewed it to spitherens.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, disposing of the evidence.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh correct, God anyway, so I well actually know what

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<v Speaker 8>no snare can come out of Sid's bank account. Sid

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<v Speaker 8>O's half for a Barbie boe okay, which Barbie wasn't

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<v Speaker 8>do We know she.

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<v Speaker 4>Was long and blonde. Interestingly no clothes on?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, right, which is I used to do that back

0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 8>and they used to make them kiss, you know, I

0:30:28.000 --> 0:30:28.920
<v Speaker 8>used to put them together.

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<v Speaker 1>So Greg walked into the shower once and she's got

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<v Speaker 1>a heap of Barbies at the bottom of the shower

0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:38.239
<v Speaker 1>because she sits down and plays with them. Geez, they

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:41.760
<v Speaker 1>were strategically placed in the shower. He sent me a

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<v Speaker 1>photo of them all, all the Barbies in the big bathtub,

0:30:45.520 --> 0:30:48.840
<v Speaker 1>and he's like, what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>For the guys's.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty four ten? What the fork? What happened on

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<v Speaker 1>your watch?

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<v Speaker 2>Before we get into a call, I've got producer Emily

0:31:02.320 --> 0:31:07.959
<v Speaker 2>here because your beautiful, gorgeous husband Michael can sometimes just

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<v Speaker 2>for a little bit asleep behind the wheel.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was working at an old job. So this

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:14.920
<v Speaker 1>was a couple of years ago. Max was not even

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 1>one yet, and he's like, yeah, no, all good, We're

0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:21.120
<v Speaker 1>all good. Nothing to report here. I get home late

0:31:21.360 --> 0:31:24.400
<v Speaker 1>and then I see there's a big scratch on Max's face, like,

0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 1>oh no, what happened? I thought like the dog might

0:31:26.720 --> 0:31:30.040
<v Speaker 1>have scratched him. Michael fell asleep on the couch. Max

0:31:30.600 --> 0:31:34.400
<v Speaker 1>was not walking yet, so crawled into the pantry and

0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 1>managed to pull down a four liter jug of vegetable

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:42.440
<v Speaker 1>oil and pour it all over himself while Michael was asleep.

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Excellent oil everywhere.

0:31:45.840 --> 0:31:50.520
<v Speaker 2>I just imagining a baby and was like, glo, just

0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:54.680
<v Speaker 2>hit his head oil bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gosh, sitting twenty four ten. Give us a call.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened on your watch? Let's go to Jeanine.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, going, beautiful people.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you better for speaking with you. What happened? So?

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<v Speaker 10>I was asked to how fit my great Auntie's house,

0:32:13.840 --> 0:32:17.320
<v Speaker 10>but not being much of a green thumb, she did

0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:21.680
<v Speaker 10>ask me to look after her bond size. I had

0:32:21.680 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 10>to water them a particular time once a week. Unfortunately,

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:28.680
<v Speaker 10>being a bit of a party girl back when I was,

0:32:28.680 --> 0:32:32.840
<v Speaker 10>you know, nineteen twenty, maybe forgot to possibly water every

0:32:32.880 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 10>now and then. So she came home six weeks later,

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 10>and unfortunately the bon size weren't looking too good. Oh

0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:42.480
<v Speaker 10>my god, ave about twenty of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty in your defense to bonds, eyes are so bloody sensitive.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't even know where to start looking after

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<v Speaker 1>a bonzize. And isn't there sort of some sort of

0:32:56.840 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, feelings attached to in terms of

0:33:01.240 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 1>the owners and their plants.

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<v Speaker 10>I would say so if she's nurtured them from a

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<v Speaker 10>very young age. And yes, unfortunately I was not the

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 10>first great.

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<v Speaker 1>Great meat.

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<v Speaker 2>The other thing that comes with that as well, Jane

0:33:16.880 --> 0:33:19.320
<v Speaker 2>is bonzas are very expensive if you go out and

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<v Speaker 2>buy a proper little bonzeye and set you back heaps.

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<v Speaker 2>But I had three bonzeyes because I thought that were

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<v Speaker 2>cool in my early twenties. Was really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to pick up chicks, isn't it pretty much?

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<v Speaker 2>And all three died almost instantly. I was putting in

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<v Speaker 2>the right spot. They're supposed to get morning sun, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a certain amount of morning and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>you go there and they're like dead. Yeah, you look

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<v Speaker 2>at them wrong. They die, sensitive little buggers.

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<v Speaker 1>In the meantime, all the ladies are like, what a gorgeous, beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>like sensitive man in touch with his feelings.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a gorgeous brown bonzai you've got there. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to do that, is it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Dionne. What happened on your watch, Dione?

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<v Speaker 1>One of your young guys.

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<v Speaker 11>Well, a long time ago with me and my friend

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<v Speaker 11>were house sitting for her parents.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a little party.

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<v Speaker 1>And someone coloring their little dog in colorful textas on.

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<v Speaker 11>The Monday morning, their little white dog was the rainbow?

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<v Speaker 2>Nice? And was it? Was it at all cute or

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<v Speaker 2>was it infuriating?

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<v Speaker 11>It was probably keep for us, a little bit infuriating

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<v Speaker 11>for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you at what point in the evening did someone

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<v Speaker 1>go get me a crayon? Can you just got a

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<v Speaker 1>color in the dog?

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<v Speaker 2>Or that moment you go, I've got a great idea,

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<v Speaker 2>passed me the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't actually it was one of our friends.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm not sure, but it was funny.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you did you? Did your friend have to

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<v Speaker 2>answer to the parents?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, she did, you got in a lot of trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, worth it, worth it, It's so worth it. Good stories,

0:34:48.000 --> 0:34:50.600
<v Speaker 1>school holidays at the moment. And what's the best thing

0:34:50.719 --> 0:34:53.920
<v Speaker 1>as a parent that can happen when you take your

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<v Speaker 1>kids away for the holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>So that grandma says that she will come along on

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<v Speaker 2>the trip as well and take your kids completely Grandma.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not that woman that is exceptional. But I

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<v Speaker 1>have found in my many, many years of parenting that

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing that can happen is when your kids

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:17.520
<v Speaker 1>make friends with other kids. Therefore, they run off, whether

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<v Speaker 1>it be at the pool or in a caravan park,

0:35:19.920 --> 0:35:22.720
<v Speaker 1>and they're occupied, and they're happy with their little mates,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're not bickering with each other.

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<v Speaker 2>So just to really sort of knuckle down on some

0:35:28.680 --> 0:35:33.120
<v Speaker 2>small little details young kids as well, okay, because you've

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:34.920
<v Speaker 2>got quite a twenty two year old or twenty three

0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:37.560
<v Speaker 2>years old, yes, and a four hero is probably a

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<v Speaker 2>certain age where I'm not sure you want to be

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<v Speaker 2>friends with strangers and then dacking off for a few hours,

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<v Speaker 2>if you know what I'm mean.

0:35:42.760 --> 0:35:45.120
<v Speaker 1>And also you can make friends for life, like one

0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:47.040
<v Speaker 1>of my girls made friends with a girl I remember

0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:49.640
<v Speaker 1>in Fiji with a girl called Lilah, and they're still

0:35:49.680 --> 0:35:52.240
<v Speaker 1>mats to this. They still like send each other messages

0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:53.160
<v Speaker 1>on messenger and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that is beautiful. So you've just been on a trip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we just went to the Gold Coast, And so

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<v Speaker 1>what I tried to do is sort of up like

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<v Speaker 1>a little arranged marriage between Harper and any other child

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<v Speaker 1>that I deemed suitable.

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<v Speaker 2>The wall.

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<v Speaker 1>No, when I sit there and I assess the children

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<v Speaker 1>who are playing on their own, and I assess the

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:16.080
<v Speaker 1>parents and think they look pretty decent people, and then

0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 1>you try and sort of marry the children up. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you do this? No one does this, yes, thirteen twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four to ten. Please if you arrange little kid marriages

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<v Speaker 1>when you're away on holidays. Yeah, So we went to

0:36:28.080 --> 0:36:30.359
<v Speaker 1>the Gold Coast with four year old Harper and we're

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<v Speaker 1>playing in the pool and there was another little girl

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:35.320
<v Speaker 1>in the pool who clearly was hating playing with her brother.

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:38.600
<v Speaker 1>And so I go into full arranged marriage mode, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and I go, oh, Harper, why don't you go and

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 1>jump in the water with that little girl? And Harper

0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:46.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, because I don't know her, Mum, I'm like, okay,

0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 1>would you like me to introduce you to her.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, I'll hev lifting.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, what does introduce mean? It's like, well, when

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<v Speaker 1>I say your name's Harper, what's your name, little girl?

0:36:59.719 --> 0:37:03.279
<v Speaker 1>And then you become friends and she goes, Okay, why

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 1>don't you go and introduce yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>He came back back with some nice attitude.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you needless to say that didn't play?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That doesn't happen too?

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:19.600
<v Speaker 1>By the one no, yes it does it does happen

0:37:19.840 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 1>thirteen twenty fourteen or text line four double nine nine

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<v Speaker 1>nine one nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you forcibly trying to get your kids to meet

0:37:27.760 --> 0:37:30.600
<v Speaker 2>other kids at the playground so that they can be

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:32.600
<v Speaker 2>entertained by other kids instead of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, let's go one step further. Are you an adult

0:37:34.840 --> 0:37:38.040
<v Speaker 1>who's still friends with the kid that you met on holidays?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty four kay hashtag tazzy things.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Stacey. Good morning, Stacey Waning? This is

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, isn't it?

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:49.000
<v Speaker 10>Padda, This is a thing, isn't it?

0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:50.000
<v Speaker 6>It definitely is.

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<v Speaker 11>But my parents didn't actually have to marry herself. I

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:56.440
<v Speaker 11>just always came back with a new best friend no

0:37:56.480 --> 0:37:57.200
<v Speaker 11>matter where we were.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that social little Chris you were, Stacy.

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<v Speaker 11>Or even now, like I'm thirty now and I go

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<v Speaker 11>to concerts and stuff by myself my parents, who'd you

0:38:07.760 --> 0:38:09.399
<v Speaker 11>go with? And I'm like, no one, but I made

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:10.440
<v Speaker 11>a friend in mine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing, Stacy.

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<v Speaker 2>That is intense, Stacey.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you remember as a kid how you would

0:38:15.880 --> 0:38:18.480
<v Speaker 1>initiate the conversation because were you just like, hey, do

0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:19.279
<v Speaker 1>you want to play with me?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 11>Usually it was just I we'd be playing on the

0:38:23.440 --> 0:38:26.480
<v Speaker 11>same thing, like I know those like jumping pillows and stuff.

0:38:26.600 --> 0:38:29.839
<v Speaker 11>Oh yes, yeah, we'd just be playing on the same thing.

0:38:29.880 --> 0:38:31.600
<v Speaker 11>And then all of a sudden, I've dragged them over

0:38:31.640 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 11>to my parents be like, hey, mom, dad, this is

0:38:33.400 --> 0:38:34.120
<v Speaker 11>my new best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>And then fast forward, Stacy, when you're at concerts and

0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:38.680
<v Speaker 1>you go by yourself, do you walk up to people

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:39.960
<v Speaker 1>and go, hey, do you want to play with me?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 11>I generally just start talking about the band we're seeing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's awesome.

0:38:47.000 --> 0:38:49.839
<v Speaker 2>You have a professionally easy way into there. Well there

0:38:49.880 --> 0:38:50.120
<v Speaker 2>you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, look, I'm sorry that you psychotically ship your kids out.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wrong people to do this, so I apologized.

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<v Speaker 2>You Chagula, it's not a tazzy thing. It's an Adelaide

0:39:05.440 --> 0:39:05.799
<v Speaker 2>thing now