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Speaker 1: The Fits and Whipper with Kate Ritchie podcast. WI fied

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Speaker 1: things off on Monday with no Fitzy in early because

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Speaker 1: the big rig is not here this morning. Where was he?

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Speaker 1: Where is he? I'll give you a one guest is

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Speaker 1: at a party on the weekend, and it meant that

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Speaker 1: Cait and Whipper were left up to their own devices,

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Speaker 1: which is never a good thing.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk about dirty places today, which one

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Speaker 2: your mind.

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Speaker 1: The show got weird pretty much straight away. Stick your

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Speaker 1: tongue out, stick your tongue.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sticking out my tongue. You stick your tongue out.

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Speaker 2: It'll be enough for all of us.

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Speaker 1: Whoa, And it only got a stranger from there.

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Speaker 2: When we leave the office and Tim's left there to

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Speaker 2: his own devices and he's shutting.

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Speaker 1: The door and putting feecal mattering. Our coffee cups stopped

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Speaker 1: in the coffee cups. We'll stop that today. Then, personally,

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Speaker 1: I think they should have wrapped things up.

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Speaker 2: When Kate said this, people stopped blowing on their birthday cakes.

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Speaker 1: You're out. While FITZI was punnying on the weekend, Kate

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Speaker 1: Richie was doing the complete opposite. Where were you on

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Speaker 1: the weekend?

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Speaker 2: In iron Fire and shocking to learn to meditate. Meditate

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Speaker 2: it was very beneficial. I've got a mantra and everything.

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Speaker 1: And your mantra. You know we will longing to a

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Speaker 1: good chunk of This week was dedicated to Whipper's erotic

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Speaker 1: novel To Far Too Personal Trainer. First up, we got

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Speaker 1: the most appropriate person on to review it, and good

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Speaker 1: morning to you, mum id through Pinot. It was a

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Speaker 1: little flustered by the contents of the book. I don't

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Speaker 1: really think it's un which is surprising given some of

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Speaker 1: the previous things she said on the show.

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Speaker 2: Do you dangle a bit of missiletoe over your head

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Speaker 2: every Christmas and you get a couple of kisses from Johnnybody?

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Speaker 1: That is what we need to pristo. I'm surprised they

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Speaker 1: haven't got her in for the audio book.

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Speaker 2: Is there anything that's going to be slightly uncomfortable about

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Speaker 2: the fact that these were to come from your son?

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Speaker 3: You know what, for his imagination, someone who would have

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Speaker 3: been fantastic to read with his audio book? All right, alright,

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Speaker 3: alright is Matthew McConaughey, who nearly did enjoin us this

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Speaker 3: week after the guys ran late to his interview.

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Speaker 1: Sorry we were sorry, we're low.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe we've the big man waiting, But of

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Speaker 2: course Matt was just cool with it.

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Speaker 3: Let me guess you guys had this scheduled for forty

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Speaker 3: five minutes from now. They're like, wait a minute, I'll

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Speaker 3: just having my smoker machine.

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Speaker 1: We probably could have done without the extra details from

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Speaker 1: Kate though, if he usually does his morning trip to

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Speaker 1: the Yeah, it's time.

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Speaker 3: You got to do what you gotta do to make

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Speaker 3: sure those eyes are blue in that backstraighter.

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Speaker 1: Now, I'd like to quickly remind everyone that we only

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Speaker 1: have one more week of Matt Dagrud on the show,

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Speaker 1: which means only one more week that I can use

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Speaker 1: these Hella man just a tall, bald guy looking for

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Speaker 1: a super hotty, and to say that he's taking his

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Speaker 1: foot off the pedal a bit this week is putting

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Speaker 1: it mildly. For example, playing the wrong audio after a

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Speaker 1: very serious news story the World Health Organization says a

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Speaker 1: group of premature babies evacuated from Gadza's largest hospital aren't

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Speaker 1: out of the woods just yet. He is what the

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Speaker 1: World Health Organization had to say, Snoop smoke is kind

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Speaker 1: of your hold then that is absolutely not the World

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Speaker 1: Health Organization. And then on Thursday he decided to not

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Speaker 1: even go into his boosts. Mattie degree, what's coming up

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Speaker 1: in avenues? He's not there yet. Oh it's twenty past day,

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Speaker 1: So matt de Green, let's have another go at this one. Grub.

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Speaker 1: It just sucks. And let's jump back to Whipper's erotic

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Speaker 1: novel before we head off, because it has kind of

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Speaker 1: been everywhere this week. When we arrived, the producer paniced

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Speaker 1: from the morning show, I'm glad.

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Speaker 2: You like what you see, because if you want to

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Speaker 2: see more, you're going to need to do this.

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Speaker 1: Scrap to today extra and like a.

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Speaker 2: Long drawn out scene from Days of Our Lives, we've

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Speaker 2: got a definite warning here. Oh boy, Mia is staring

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Speaker 2: straight in my eyes.

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Speaker 1: We even held some auditions for the audio books.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be very important to get the right voice.

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Speaker 1: Some good Her hands stops lower and lower each time

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Speaker 1: before circling my belly button with her index finger. Somemmer,

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Speaker 1: not quite so good. She knows with the buckle on

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Speaker 1: my belt, giz wow, what a tea? And yes, for

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Speaker 1: anyone playing at home, that was Michelle. Thenks Shell thenks,

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Speaker 1: although you could have been mistaken for thinking that it

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Speaker 1: was this person. Oh the bar tap son? Is it

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Speaker 1: okay up at the bar and no one wants to

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Speaker 1: hear that? Oh you do.

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Speaker 3: Don't be shy, give us a go.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that is great. You put it where you

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Speaker 1: want to put it. You're out. I'll see you guys

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Speaker 1: next week. Bit worn out for an old girl, I'll

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