Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne. Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 1: Be great.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Laurene one hundred.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning everybody. Welcome to your Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 1: How are we team? Good morning? How are you? I
Speaker 1: do well? You little little heavy night last night? I
Speaker 1: heard you were a bit sick.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, I just I just I just had
Speaker 3: one of those weird things where whatever I ate, my
Speaker 3: body didn't like. But I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was fine. I had one of them yesterday.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, Lauren didn't treat her body like
Speaker 1: an amusement part. No.
Speaker 3: I just you know what. I did pumpkin soup for dinner.
Speaker 3: I love pumpkins. Talking about raining and I was like,
Speaker 3: this is really it wasn't it was?
Speaker 1: It's hearty.
Speaker 3: I can't really have soup when it's hot, and I
Speaker 3: was like, feels cold. So I had soup. And then
Speaker 3: my favorite thing to do is have that like comatosing
Speaker 3: hot chocolate.
Speaker 1: That what's the comatose fab Well, I have.
Speaker 3: The well co one, which is El McPherson's hot chocolate
Speaker 3: Nighttime a Lixa. It's not actually chocolate.
Speaker 1: The body Lauren Phillips, what does it knock you out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's like I make mesium and zinc and
Speaker 3: all these things, and it just better to see you
Speaker 3: sleep like a baby. Anyway, I had that before bed,
Speaker 3: and then my body was like the chocolate and the
Speaker 3: pumpkin soup and not a good not a.
Speaker 1: Lot of liquid, A lot of liquid. Because you're not
Speaker 1: a soup guy, are you? No? But Lauren, out of anybody,
Speaker 1: is the one person that's managed to sell me on soup.
Speaker 1: When you mentioned that you put the little shell pasta
Speaker 1: in there, I'll make you some. Yeah, it's in my mind.
Speaker 1: It's a pasta.
Speaker 3: I didn't actually make it. I bought like some homemade
Speaker 3: from the deli. I didn't make it last night. I
Speaker 3: didn't make it from scratch.
Speaker 1: I love a good deli. Actually making soup is quite therapeutic,
Speaker 1: I find.
Speaker 2: Does he get that big the stick blender and pumpkins,
Speaker 2: give it, give it a mix.
Speaker 3: You'll probably like this pumpkin soup is like largely potatoes.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, like boil it all down and.
Speaker 1: Then you're gonna make it starchy.
Speaker 3: Jayson, Yeah, you'll love it.
Speaker 1: Every day's school days.
Speaker 3: You've never had pumpkin soup. It's one of those things.
Speaker 3: It has a lot of pumpkin but also has a
Speaker 3: lot of potatoes.
Speaker 1: Hey, uh, coming up today, guys, Formula one looks like
Speaker 1: we're gonna be okay. The cars, the drivers, it'll all
Speaker 1: be here, that's what they're saying.
Speaker 3: And the weather's looking good is it talking?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: I don't know about Thursday, but Friday, Saturday is like
Speaker 3: twenty two sunny, no rain, great condition twenty two is great?
Speaker 1: What's wrong?
Speaker 3: And then Sunday is hot twenty six.
Speaker 1: So we're going on Friday. Yeah, if you've been chopping, well,
Speaker 1: it's just going to wear a suit, the casual suits.
Speaker 1: Fine suit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in a jacket.
Speaker 1: You're a jack.
Speaker 3: My outfits like a skirt and a jacket. Yeah what
Speaker 3: he In fact, all of my outfits are far too
Speaker 3: wintry for the weather.
Speaker 1: Oh you'll be in bloody some teenager's shirt. What do
Speaker 1: you talk? Like the cool one on the team. But
Speaker 1: no dress like you think you're twenty.
Speaker 3: You're going to be wearing that uniclose singlet and linen.
Speaker 1: Remember the single getting to work out at that western
Speaker 1: bar in America? Just you next to the cowboys and
Speaker 1: you're in like a colored linen shirt that came from
Speaker 1: Modern Family would wear, and then underneath it he had
Speaker 1: like this white bond singlet. It was just well, if
Speaker 1: I get bashed up in the bar, today will be
Speaker 1: the day I'm like a forty year old Jeremiah Fisher.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 3: You're a little more broke back Mountain.
Speaker 1: Than Yeah, I have a bit. Not that there's anything
Speaker 1: wrong with that.
Speaker 3: Should we get too merch to it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: What Tamy Mercedes were on Mercedes for Friday.
Speaker 1: Hey, your chance to when you wait to the Grand
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Speaker 3: How nice.
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Speaker 1: ten is our number.
Speaker 2: Hey, Kim Kardashian. Is she going to be on the
Speaker 2: plane to Melbourne because the GP boss, Travis Old has
Speaker 2: right now extended an invite to Kim k to come,
Speaker 2: and if she comes, there's talk that she might wave
Speaker 2: the check waving.
Speaker 3: The flag Trav I love Travis Old, but come brother.
Speaker 1: It's random. We're days out.
Speaker 3: Kim Kardashan is dating Lois Hamilton, so she may come
Speaker 3: to the Grand Prix, but they're now saying, oh, she
Speaker 3: could wave the check and flag when they finish.
Speaker 1: I mean, i'd love to see.
Speaker 3: It's not happening.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's going to run to a plane
Speaker 1: now because they're gonna let a hold.
Speaker 3: Imagine her boyfriend not winning and then her being there
Speaker 3: waving the flag like, I love it.
Speaker 1: I love the spec.
Speaker 3: She might come, but there's absolutely zero chance on play
Speaker 3: on the Earth.
Speaker 1: She'll be Would you wave the flag? Pretty cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but my boyfriend's not racing and I'm not Kim
Speaker 3: kardash That's true, very different.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't squeeze Paul into an F one car.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no way.
Speaker 1: I love to see Lauren waving the flag. Maybe we
Speaker 1: should mount her own campaign to see Lauren Phillips, wave
Speaker 1: the checkered flag, bring.
Speaker 3: Back the grid girl who does wave the flag?
Speaker 1: I guess they just choose an ambassador.
Speaker 3: It's like it's just like it's not like a head
Speaker 3: of formula.
Speaker 1: I've seen you like do a leapers and do it
Speaker 1: around the world. Yeah, I think Bailey Smith maybe do it.
Speaker 3: You see that's but not if your partner's driving. It's
Speaker 3: like when they were like, oh, Taylor Swift will perform
Speaker 3: at the super Bowl because Travis might be in it. No,
Speaker 3: she would absolutely not want to do that.
Speaker 1: Got done again yesterday? Or AI I almost message you
Speaker 1: guys going Taylor's playing the halftime next year's Super Bowl?
Speaker 3: She could though it got me again. Well the weird
Speaker 3: that have you guys seen this? Speaking liberties conspiracy theory
Speaker 3: about Jim Carrey. So he awarded a like a lifetime
Speaker 3: Achievement award at some awards thing in Paris, and look,
Speaker 3: he's been very no one's really seen much of Jim
Speaker 3: Carrey recently. He's also been very open about not liking awards,
Speaker 3: ceremonies and all those things. And he did some red
Speaker 3: carpet interviews and got up and accepted the award. And
Speaker 3: the internet is sure it is not him. And then
Speaker 3: there's a guy who is Now I'm a bit shady
Speaker 3: on details, but he's like famous for prosthetics and transforming
Speaker 3: himself into people, and I think.
Speaker 1: He does films, and everyone thinks it's him.
Speaker 3: Well, he then put up a picture of the mask
Speaker 3: and the teeth, saying Jim Carey for the day, So
Speaker 3: then everyone was convinced it was him. Does he does
Speaker 3: look very strange, but Jim Carrey since come out and
Speaker 3: said it was absolutely meant. But he looks very straight,
Speaker 3: doing a lot, and the eyes are a bit different,
Speaker 3: and he's.
Speaker 1: Just somebody huge dude. His shoulders look yeah, he's massive.
Speaker 1: I put it. I put the mask on for the
Speaker 1: kids the other day and I was like, how good
Speaker 1: is this? And they were just they found it a
Speaker 1: bit random. It is, That's why it is random. See.
Speaker 1: I loved Ace Ventura. Yeah, yeah, good movies, The Mask,
Speaker 1: Pet Detective Straight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love I loved all of them. Which one
Speaker 3: was the one where he came out of the elephants.
Speaker 1: That was an a venture when nature calls, yeah the
Speaker 1: elephants Rhino.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was solid. That's a good sequel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I loved he was the Truman Show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love the Truman Show. Got right inside my head
Speaker 3: the Truman Show.
Speaker 1: So I've got the kids going through all the old
Speaker 1: school movies.
Speaker 3: But they're a bit like Police Academy, all of them.
Speaker 1: I tried, No, didn't capture their attention.
Speaker 3: Did they like the Truman Show.
Speaker 1: Loved the Truman Show. Love the Truman Show. I need
Speaker 1: to do the Rhino, the Rhino, Yeah, yeah, yeah, loves
Speaker 1: the Rhino and yeah we all.
Speaker 3: Cable Guy, oh the Bok, cable Guard, so many good movies.
Speaker 1: He was on Fight yes man. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I don't think it is him at the order.
Speaker 3: I think he's exhausted. I'm with the conspiracy theorists that
Speaker 3: it wasn't him.
Speaker 1: Do your mask one again, somebody shtup men? All right,
Speaker 1: you're line.
Speaker 3: That was a good one, Brust, that wasn't on the radar.
Speaker 1: That was him. But yeah, one can't win them all.
Speaker 1: Jim can't win them all. Was the cable guy that
Speaker 1: won when they went to that medieval restaurant.
Speaker 3: I don't know really testing me now.
Speaker 1: Medieval restaurant. Him and Sarah Jisca, Parker's partner, what's his name?
Speaker 3: What's his husband? Jason? From Patrick Matthew Rogercks?
Speaker 1: You got there? Did we shot Robbie Williams one of
Speaker 1: our favorite surprise guests, remember that final show of the year.
Speaker 3: I know I love Robbie. I'm actually might be going
Speaker 3: to South America for the first time in September. He's
Speaker 3: playing there in Argentina.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to be get me out.
Speaker 3: No, God, no, I'm just going to see Africa. I'm
Speaker 3: not going to see Robbie Williams. But he's there when
Speaker 3: I'm there, and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's go see him. The brit Awards couldn't
Speaker 1: afford a shirt open sous so handsome? Should I do
Speaker 1: that on Friday for the the one? Okay? Maybe you
Speaker 1: know I would encourage that, Okay, Clint. Yeah, If I'm
Speaker 1: going to go cool and young, you can go cool
Speaker 1: and young Ish and Harry.
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Speaker 3: You're the best liar in the world. You are the
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Speaker 3: Mine's also heavy.
Speaker 2: Now can I start by saying, yesterday I was telling
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Speaker 3: I've got I've doubled up, I've got the cocin goodies
Speaker 3: in my box, and I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 3: It's an iPad.
Speaker 1: It's funny you say that because I've got an iPad
Speaker 1: in my box. I don't believe either of you.
Speaker 2: I think I think, I think the listeners out there
Speaker 2: would agree that I'm the most trustworthy.
Speaker 1: I think whoever's iPad is needs to replace the screen
Speaker 1: as well, because it's cracked in the corner.
Speaker 3: No it's not, well, no it's not, because it's an
Speaker 3: over iPad. And then over iPads around. You have those
Speaker 3: big chunky cases like you could drop them mom on a.
Speaker 1: Work So this is raw dog, no case, cracked corner, No, no.
Speaker 3: No, mine's got Yeah, mine's an old one. I think, Actually,
Speaker 3: what's the different I don't have one myself.
Speaker 1: An iPad in your box, I've gone in my box.
Speaker 3: I don't have one in real life, So I don't
Speaker 3: know what the difference you have.
Speaker 1: The mine's actually switched on like you can it's on.
Speaker 1: That's on. No, that's the like or bullshit because normal
Speaker 1: just going to sleep mode. No, they do ain't.
Speaker 3: What about the ones we use when we do OB's overseas,
Speaker 3: We don't have to keep up locking them.
Speaker 1: I listened to the pantom Remember here. All I'm saying is,
Speaker 1: if you're listening right now, I was telling the truth yesterday.
Speaker 1: I'm telling the truth right now.
Speaker 3: If you've seen any of our OB's, we do and
Speaker 3: we're not in the studio. The big iPads sit there
Speaker 3: with the big black case on it, and it's got
Speaker 3: the stand on. I've got that my box. You got
Speaker 3: the stand with the iPad in it.
Speaker 1: The stands in the box well, because the iPad stand
Speaker 1: would not fit in that little box.
Speaker 3: The iPad.
Speaker 1: I call Porky. It's like I'm watching an episode of
Speaker 1: Home and Away. You two start, let's get its third
Speaker 1: e twenty four.
Speaker 3: If you're switched on, push the button and tell me
Speaker 3: if it's.
Speaker 1: Mine is completely off?
Speaker 3: Mine's completely off too.
Speaker 1: All right, thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the phone here a chance from Ivan.
Speaker 1: Good morning mate, Good day guys. Are you're back?
Speaker 2: It in?
Speaker 1: Clean by myself?
Speaker 3: Who's got the iPad?
Speaker 1: I'm tossing up between two?
Speaker 5: I'm going to rule out you clean.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go Jason. I do not have the iPad. Sorry,
Speaker 1: maid sich Ker and Trad. How are you going? Hey?
Speaker 6: Hey, guys are going, We're good?
Speaker 1: Stuff it up?
Speaker 3: Who's got the ie pad in the Do you want.
Speaker 1: To ask either one a question? Travis?
Speaker 7: I think Lauren's got.
Speaker 1: Travis.
Speaker 3: I've got the iPad, but it is not in a case,
Speaker 3: and I don't know if it's old on.
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Speaker 1: We'll play again this time tomorrow on Nova. It's just
Speaker 1: gone six thirty. We'll update your runnerwork. Get your latest
Speaker 1: to news next. Good morning, Melbourne, this is Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 1: You're on the air with Jas and Lauren Clints here
Speaker 1: as well. We're doing it thanks to our mates at
Speaker 1: Shell Already express a little bit of cloud around again
Speaker 1: today tops to twenty one. She was an overcast one.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know it was a bit grizzly, wasn't it,
Speaker 3: But I kind.
Speaker 1: Of liked it. Rain at school pick up, it's a
Speaker 1: bloody not well.
Speaker 3: I got home in the afternoon and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't feel guilty about being inside. Like I sat
Speaker 3: on the couch and watched Bridgeton.
Speaker 1: And I started watching Crazy Stupid Love. Oh's that? Remember?
Speaker 1: I do remember who's in it? Ryan Gosling?
Speaker 3: Yes, what you were going on your own watching a
Speaker 3: rom com?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's watching ten minutes of.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I don't mind that, Thank you. You're in touch with
Speaker 1: you well loaded, ready to watch Below Deck? And I thought, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'll start a.
Speaker 3: Movie when you only had ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Fifteen ten fe like fifteen minutes skill before school pickup,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'll start this. I like watching movies
Speaker 1: I've seen for ten minutes. Yeah, I don't like watching
Speaker 1: movies I've never seen.
Speaker 3: I don't like watching a movie when I don't have
Speaker 3: the time to watch.
Speaker 1: I'll go back to it. Yeah, I've got to go
Speaker 1: start to finish, really watch I can't watch part of
Speaker 1: the movie. No, no, that's fine. I finally finished that
Speaker 1: one you put me onto on Netflix, which the Matte
Speaker 1: Damon One, The Rip? The Rip?
Speaker 3: Have you watched The Accountant too yet?
Speaker 1: I started? So I've got two movies on the go.
Speaker 3: Hand do that that's illegal in the bin with you?
Speaker 1: That's wrong when you're watching the Rip? How many parts
Speaker 1: did you watch it? In on the plane? Took me
Speaker 1: about two weeks.
Speaker 3: That is not normal.
Speaker 1: I did the three sittings.
Speaker 3: That's cooked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a bit different, aren't you.
Speaker 3: How can you remember? I can't even cop watching the
Speaker 3: shows where there's an episode a week. I after like,
Speaker 3: go back and watch the episode before again and a
Speaker 3: whole recap, and I'm like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm good to go. My memory is in decline there.
Speaker 3: So that's cooked. That's cookie Chooky. I don't like that,
Speaker 3: cook Choky. That's a bit cookie choky.
Speaker 1: Went back to the account uti yesterday. But it is
Speaker 1: more of a mood that.
Speaker 3: Was like six weeks ago.
Speaker 1: And you watched and hang on, you watched ten minutes
Speaker 1: of a Ryan Gossling, rock Cock and Steve Carrell. It's funny.
Speaker 3: You're a weirdo anyway. You just continue, you just continue
Speaker 3: the image that you're a widow, a little weirdo.
Speaker 2: Fly the flag, guys, I have some important news here
Speaker 2: because we all love our cars, don't we. Yes, we do,
Speaker 2: very We're a very car proud family here on Nova.
Speaker 1: Are you question?
Speaker 3: Is you a car guy that's had the same brand
Speaker 3: of car your whole one?
Speaker 1: No, no fork around. Yeah. I don't think like I'm
Speaker 1: driving the Raptor at the moment.
Speaker 3: But that's because you've been given run.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think I could go back to
Speaker 1: a car thinking about this car. You're in a car?
Speaker 1: No no, no, but like like I like ute, Sorry
Speaker 1: your ute guy.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, I think how many times have you used
Speaker 3: to tray? You'll still need a tray?
Speaker 1: Remember that? Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: Dart Oh? But you'll still need a tray?
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: It's funny. Everyone saw it. Everyone need the Dark Beta video.
Speaker 1: You guys do it again.
Speaker 3: Producer's going to do it again.
Speaker 1: Suspense is killing me. Suspense is killing me.
Speaker 3: You can't hit the button, but you'll still need a tray.
Speaker 1: Is that Darth Vader? But you'll still need a trade?
Speaker 3: What's Darth Vader? I'm missing a lot here much anyway?
Speaker 3: How many times have you used the tray?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: I still need a tray? Car, I still need to tray.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's Is it like that?
Speaker 3: Is he like your food is a Darth Vader bits?
Speaker 3: Maybe it's not Darth Vader, it's a Lego pick. But
Speaker 3: you'll still need a tray.
Speaker 1: Can someone find it there? Anyone?
Speaker 3: I'm out there? Thirteen? What's our number? Twenty four ten?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten? Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: So you still need to train?
Speaker 3: It was like a Lego Darth Vader clip. No one's
Speaker 3: calling or a missed.
Speaker 2: Out continue because in the US, there's been a and
Speaker 2: you study undertaken all about vehicle dependability. Basically, what it's
Speaker 2: doing it is rating the best and the worst cars
Speaker 2: for how dependable they are, right, so coming out on top.
Speaker 2: If you're driving a Lexus, they are the most dependable
Speaker 2: cars on the road. Alexis mostly followed by the Mazda. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone in this team owns a Volkswagen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of the team members do. The Volkswagen
Speaker 1: is he is considered the least dependable je jeep Sonaudi's
Speaker 1: are up there as well, so too so to the Mercedes.
Speaker 1: Oh you pay for your little bread?
Speaker 3: Is there a Tesla on there? Anyway?
Speaker 1: That the Tesla? It's it's more owner operator era that
Speaker 1: costs you when you're in a Tesla. Where's forward? The
Speaker 1: Ford is sort of mid pack.
Speaker 3: The Everest, Yeah with the tray.
Speaker 1: No, that's the Raptor because I need a tray.
Speaker 3: What's the difference between the Everest and the Raptor.
Speaker 1: The Everest doesn't have a track. I think the Everest
Speaker 1: is like a football drive. I think you've got some
Speaker 1: fans here, Julian in Windsor.
Speaker 3: Anyone knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Please try and translate what the hell Lauren's talking about.
Speaker 8: So I know this clips is talking about. I almost
Speaker 8: died laughing when I first saw it. It's it's a
Speaker 8: video of a comedy sketch done by Eddie Is back
Speaker 8: in the day, and it's death It's Darth Faded going
Speaker 8: down to the Death Star canteen to order food. And
Speaker 8: I won't I won't do the spoiler alert because I
Speaker 8: can't do it anywhere as good as he did. But
Speaker 8: you have to look it up.
Speaker 1: I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.
Speaker 3: The audio to do it, just for.
Speaker 8: The first bit. But yeah, everyone should go and go
Speaker 8: to YouTube because it's so funny.
Speaker 1: Jillian, give it a go before we play it, and
Speaker 1: we'll compare the two.
Speaker 8: Come on, come on, okay, so spoiler alert. So he's
Speaker 8: uh says, well, you know there must be there must
Speaker 8: be a canteen, you know where where Dark Fader can
Speaker 8: go down and order food. You know, I'll have the
Speaker 8: penne arabiata like you'll still need a tray, he said,
Speaker 8: I don't need a trade to kill you. I can
Speaker 8: use the power of the Dark Force and the food
Speaker 8: is hot. You'll still need a tray. Oh okay, I
Speaker 8: still need the trade. This one is this one is
Speaker 8: with all the power of the rainforest. Can we can
Speaker 8: we not try it?
Speaker 3: The one that's on the screen, The one that's on
Speaker 3: the screen now is a new version. I saw like
Speaker 3: a leg over and hang on.
Speaker 1: Is this a movie? I'm not sure I I can
Speaker 1: kill you with a single thought. Well, still need No,
Speaker 1: you're talking?
Speaker 3: No, no, it goes on and on and hang on?
Speaker 1: Can we go one more? Hang on?
Speaker 3: That's no, there's a whole clip. They just put one
Speaker 3: grab on there. Can you do the grab though? Because
Speaker 3: I reckon I sound like him? Okay, say the grab?
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm on, Jason, I am veda doth feather,
Speaker 3: Lord feather.
Speaker 1: I can kill you with a single thought. We'll still
Speaker 1: need a tray.
Speaker 3: That you need to watch the old equipments.
Speaker 1: Really no, I'm good. It's funny. I think I'll go
Speaker 1: back to crazy stupid love. I'll look.
Speaker 3: Lots of people are calling saying they like it.
Speaker 1: That just happen. Lots of people calling. We don't know.
Speaker 1: They're saying that they like it.
Speaker 3: Graham's calling to say, you still need a tray, And
Speaker 3: every time you talk about your wrapp them out with
Speaker 3: the tray.
Speaker 1: I'm mean to bring it up one no, no, I
Speaker 1: am veda Lord, I can kill you with a single thought.
Speaker 1: We'll still need a tray. We're just talking car brands
Speaker 1: and which ones are the safest on the roads. I
Speaker 1: want to flip that and find out what's wrong with
Speaker 1: your car.
Speaker 3: Basically when you wind the window down, the door just
Speaker 3: driving along so it's windows up jobs doesn't work, need bananas.
Speaker 6: I've got table tries holding up for sunriser because.
Speaker 9: Otherwise just flapped down. Yeah, I just display for the
Speaker 9: clock and like how much picture I've got left?
Speaker 6: Doesn't worry?
Speaker 1: So you run in the gordlets.
Speaker 6: Every time I turned the left, the horn.
Speaker 3: Would go up every time you tend left the indicator
Speaker 3: as you turned as I turned.
Speaker 1: That's incredible.
Speaker 3: I mean that's probably a lemon. Shouldn't be on the road. Really.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. What's wrong with
Speaker 1: your car? We're looking for the biggest lemon in Melbourne
Speaker 1: at the moment. In return, I got tickets to the
Speaker 1: footy up for grabs thirteen twenty four ten to join
Speaker 1: us now at Nover Skyful of Stars. Good morning, Melbourne,
Speaker 1: six minutes away from seven. You're on over one hundred.
Speaker 1: We're talking lemons this morning. What's wrong with your car?
Speaker 1: When we're growing up, we used to have no speaking
Speaker 1: about this before, back in the old eighties. No seat belts.
Speaker 1: We like this little hatchback. Dad would drive, so two
Speaker 1: seats in the run and the back there was no seats.
Speaker 1: It was just like a giant boot. So we would
Speaker 1: sit in there rear facing. And the problem was you
Speaker 1: had a little gas thing that holds up the back
Speaker 1: door the boot that ran out. So Dad used to
Speaker 1: have a broomstick that he just put there to hold
Speaker 1: up the back door. But when you were getting in out,
Speaker 1: careful you can kick the broomstick because they had come
Speaker 1: down on you like a mouse. Yes, yes, it was.
Speaker 1: It was like a mouse.
Speaker 3: Children now eighth they really were.
Speaker 2: Had a friend who used to we used to sort
Speaker 2: of carpool to and from Uni. We just used to
Speaker 2: take it in turns because more more often than not,
Speaker 2: one of us would have a few beers and the
Speaker 2: other one would have to drive un the cars. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so he drove a canary yellow Toyo Corona. They were
Speaker 2: called I remember Corona Corona or Corolla Corona and.
Speaker 1: The right till Man's Corolla.
Speaker 2: The right indicator didn't work for some reason, but the
Speaker 2: left is so he had to put his. But he'd
Speaker 2: end up doing end up doing this and he'd sort
Speaker 2: of like be waving as opposed to just.
Speaker 1: A solid arm out. That's what you need. It could
Speaker 1: have been worse. Imagine the left you would have had
Speaker 1: to lean up. That's a passenger job. Fine.
Speaker 3: My friend Nick just texts me saying, remember my windscreen
Speaker 3: wipers at UNI would the car would be off parked,
Speaker 3: would be walking back to the car and the windscreen
Speaker 3: wipers would just be going randomly, going out anytime the day,
Speaker 3: all night, they just go.
Speaker 1: That's perfect for you because it would flick off the
Speaker 1: parking ticket so you'd never come in ticket problem. That's smart.
Speaker 1: In thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Join us
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Speaker 3: Foot is back. This week is back Lenny, good morning.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with your car? Hi?
Speaker 7: So when I go in to drive sometimes it reverses,
Speaker 7: and I think it's the transmission. It's a real serious problem.
Speaker 3: That is a serious problem, like you sometimes just the
Speaker 3: traffic lights and the cast that's going backwards.
Speaker 7: Well, I don't drive it anymore.
Speaker 1: That's the problem, so I need to get it. Really,
Speaker 1: it's just a bit of jeopardy as to what happens.
Speaker 1: You can't take it out of but then you have
Speaker 1: to put it in reverse.
Speaker 3: To go forward.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it didn't miss.
Speaker 3: Really is that it like can be fixed?
Speaker 1: Job?
Speaker 3: Or is that a like to the record's job?
Speaker 1: No, that sounds like a torch.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think I needed I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm assurance job.
Speaker 3: I'd be catching the bus.
Speaker 1: Well, I think as long as you don't take it
Speaker 1: out of gear.
Speaker 3: But what about when you're at the traffic lights.
Speaker 1: No, no, but like you're still in drive. She was saying.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when you put it in drive it might go reverse.
Speaker 3: Only when you take it out of part.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think it's just the initial but you
Speaker 1: get going, you're fine. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean that's looking at life positively.
Speaker 1: The kid, because I'm above the line.
Speaker 3: Very positive, dangerous, very positive exactly.
Speaker 1: Remember remember we had that caller once. He said was
Speaker 1: that his cart couldn't reverse, so when he went to
Speaker 1: the shops he could only if he could drive through
Speaker 1: the park park.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had no reve forward before he could put
Speaker 3: it in neutral and push it back if he was.
Speaker 1: I mean, if he went through the drive through and
Speaker 1: missed the windows.
Speaker 3: No going down, I know you have to go around again.
Speaker 1: That's it. Hey, Jess, you got a crap car.
Speaker 10: That's not me, it was my dad.
Speaker 3: What was wrong with it?
Speaker 10: So when we were younger, he came to pick us
Speaker 10: up for the weekend and pulls up in the car
Speaker 10: and the passenger seats got a milk crate sitting there
Speaker 10: and serve a car seat.
Speaker 1: Oh so you just sat on the milk crack.
Speaker 10: Well no, Mum wouldn't let us go with him. But
Speaker 10: apparently he's been driving up the hills and went around
Speaker 10: the corner and the door will open and the seat
Speaker 10: fell out, and coming down the hill.
Speaker 3: Replaced it with milk creak And then did he put
Speaker 3: the door back on?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think there's the door just swung open.
Speaker 3: On the seat fell out. Lucky he went on it.
Speaker 10: Then he just closed the door, put a milk crate
Speaker 10: in the place and thought he could come pick us
Speaker 10: up and it would be safe.
Speaker 3: No, Mum wouldn't Mum wouldn't be having that.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want him going around a corner on the way.
Speaker 3: Come on, dad, that's bitter response.
Speaker 1: I think Cable tied the milk crate down.
Speaker 3: It's amazing think he actually had a car season there.
Speaker 3: He just had like a dining room chair.
Speaker 1: I just I want to know what speed he was
Speaker 1: going around the corner for the whole thing to roll
Speaker 1: down the hill. See you come out of the car,
Speaker 1: see you.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Why can you Tuesday?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hey? Melbourne Football Club had their launch last night, its
Speaker 1: season launch, Hall of Fame night.
Speaker 2: It was fantastic. Heard from the new coach, Stephen King,
Speaker 2: who he had on this show just a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago.
Speaker 3: I like Stephen King, former Geelong champion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember he left. You just had a good vibe
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: He did good family man.
Speaker 1: Do you know who was really really gushing last night,
Speaker 1: Laurence Mum. I was Liz there, rah rah ring rah
Speaker 1: Ra the DS was Liz part of the team photo
Speaker 1: as well did I did you not the team photo?
Speaker 3: But I don't know she was there on photo day. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she works, she does something with she's a retired player.
Speaker 1: The coterie.
Speaker 2: The coterie is established to support the players, or it
Speaker 2: was established back in the day to support the players.
Speaker 2: But I believe she was part of the team photo.
Speaker 2: She slipped in next to the captain and next to
Speaker 2: the coach in the big team photo.
Speaker 1: You must be very proud. I can't wait to get
Speaker 1: a copy of it. Like why she works at the club.
Speaker 3: She doesn't work at the class.
Speaker 1: Straight to the mantel piece, Lauren. Do you know what
Speaker 1: she might do it for the Christmas cards? She might
Speaker 1: send out that.
Speaker 3: Far she looks after her or was there a whole
Speaker 3: bunch of people?
Speaker 1: I think they basically get a big but she's laying
Speaker 1: on a side and all the players are holding her
Speaker 1: her style with yeah exactly? Was it just her? They
Speaker 1: get a lot of children through, you know, like and
Speaker 1: then you do you get why were you there?
Speaker 3: No? No, my nephew's got one just them and the
Speaker 3: whole team, Lawrence, so cool.
Speaker 1: Lauren'smun pushed your nephews out the way to get a
Speaker 1: photo with the Yeah, shout out Liz.
Speaker 3: We won't be up if she was out last night.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I wonder where he keet it from. Hey, coming
Speaker 1: up this hour your cheese? Oh just easy shit.
Speaker 3: If you drive past this morning, Liza is going to
Speaker 3: be mad. Liza is going to be mad at you.
Speaker 3: If you keep talking about her like that, you'll get
Speaker 3: on the blosse.
Speaker 1: I lovely, you like it.
Speaker 3: You're having a few cheap shots and Liz.
Speaker 1: Is not going to lie. Your mum is welcome any
Speaker 1: time on this show. When she wakes up with that
Speaker 1: massive hangover at night, if you're going to blow, she
Speaker 1: might be up still going. Oh Jesus, you are playing
Speaker 1: a dangerous game on a Tuesday with.
Speaker 3: The Christmas card list. You won't get the Melbourneam photo.
Speaker 1: Hey coming up your chances when you're to the Formula
Speaker 1: one this hour and we've got five k question on
Speaker 1: the way as well.
Speaker 3: This is nover terrible Tuesday. Apparently you Tuesday.
Speaker 1: We'll forget about get about Monday itis. Monday artists isn't
Speaker 1: a thing. In fact, research has shown that Mondays are
Speaker 1: a most productive day, crime productive day, but Tuesdays.
Speaker 3: Goes to work on a Monday or Friday every working
Speaker 3: from Homeriday. They're very relaxed.
Speaker 2: People hate Tuesdays. Tuesday is the most hated and the
Speaker 2: least productive day of the week. That's according to a
Speaker 2: new survey out today conducted by a US software firm.
Speaker 1: And do you know who hate it the most? Those
Speaker 1: bloody gen Z's. Gen Z comes down from a massive weekend,
Speaker 1: that's all.
Speaker 3: No, I think that it's because they don't go to
Speaker 3: work on Mondays.
Speaker 2: Also, two thirds of millennials hate Tuesday mornings, most grumpiest,
Speaker 2: most stressed on Tuesdays.
Speaker 1: See Wednesdays, like, you know, we're almost there. Thursdays fun Thursdays.
Speaker 3: Because no one's going to work on Friday.
Speaker 2: Tuesday is sort of yeah, coming down from the weekend.
Speaker 2: But you're also you've got so.
Speaker 1: Long until the next weekend, right Tuesdays when the important
Speaker 1: meetings happen.
Speaker 3: Yes, in here do because they know not to bother
Speaker 3: us on a Monday.
Speaker 1: Don't come here us on a Monday for a meeting
Speaker 1: with you subscribe to this, Yeah, Tuesday, So Tuesday it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's a thing. It's my most hated day.
Speaker 1: It's just like, as I say this, so long until
Speaker 1: the weekend. Producer gen Z stressed out today she's got
Speaker 1: a be CAP meeting, does she?
Speaker 3: Well, that could be any day that would stress you.
Speaker 1: You okay, Jenny, put on a Tuesday at all day?
Speaker 1: Or you look angry? Stressed? You look angry. I'm stressed.
Speaker 1: You're going to go a power suit for the v
Speaker 1: CAP meeting? Yeah?
Speaker 3: All black. Wow, you should get messing.
Speaker 1: With You can't not on a Tuesday. Make sure you
Speaker 1: don't have a house party in the background of the
Speaker 1: zoom court.
Speaker 3: I think it's good to have those those meetings that
Speaker 3: you're ready to fight Tuesday. Chuck it in because on
Speaker 3: a Tuesday, to fight and day.
Speaker 1: Anyone else out there cracking the ships.
Speaker 3: Today then fighting words. It's a fighting day.
Speaker 1: I could hear our bosses listening right now. Go all right,
Speaker 1: let's park that meeting we had for Laurence. Thursday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Thursday, first.
Speaker 1: Agree to anything, almost anything, almost anything on a Thursday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but a Tuesday. The study is right, Tuesday's fighting day,
Speaker 3: flighting day.
Speaker 1: I reckon, there's grumpy people out there. Let me calm you.
Speaker 11: Is it a bong sorry, a bong bong bong? I
Speaker 11: thought that's called a gong. Yeah, it's a gong bong
Speaker 11: a b to really get gong?
Speaker 1: That sounds like mountain. Tuesday's my favorite day.
Speaker 3: Tuesday.
Speaker 1: We're ready to go. We'll say yes to anything on
Speaker 1: a Tuesday. It's a Tuesday. Ready first, anyone.
Speaker 3: Get him some twistas. He's hungry. It's got on Mondays. No,
Speaker 3: it's a gong, not a bong.
Speaker 1: The Fun thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Let's
Speaker 1: find out how stress Melbourne is on a Tuesday. Who's
Speaker 1: got the worst Tuesday? Tuesday? Yeah? What have you got
Speaker 1: on today? Come and join us for bomb Bom Park
Speaker 1: The BF only thirteen and twenty.
Speaker 3: I don't like Tuesdays? What was that song?
Speaker 1: I don't like? Mon me? Why I don't like Juesday?
Speaker 1: Thirday twenty four ten? What have you got on today?
Speaker 1: That's really going to stress you out?
Speaker 3: I don't know what I love more, long weekend or
Speaker 3: a short week?
Speaker 1: You want to come to a school pick up with
Speaker 1: me after the Grand Prix on Friday?
Speaker 3: Absolutely zero chance of that happening.
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe we certainly don't like Tuesdays. No we don't.
Speaker 2: Well, research has proven that Tuesdays are most hated day
Speaker 2: least productive.
Speaker 1: Let me set the scene, but we'll have to fill
Speaker 1: the gaps. Tuesday Choesesday thirteen twenty four, ten is our
Speaker 1: number to join us on the Yeah, here the boon,
Speaker 1: the long gone. Sorry Sarah, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning.
Speaker 3: Have you got a rough Tuesday today? I did.
Speaker 7: I've literally just come off night shift and instead of
Speaker 7: going home and going to bed, I have to take
Speaker 7: one to high school, then go to speech. So care
Speaker 7: is another? Take them back to school and getting to
Speaker 7: bed at eleven, get up at two, kick them all.
Speaker 3: Up, and about the how old's the high school is? Sarah?
Speaker 7: He's year seven, so yeah, still young.
Speaker 1: How does it make I'm on the bus. How does
Speaker 1: it make you feel? Sarah?
Speaker 7: Exhausted, dressed, and I think I'm going to pull my
Speaker 7: hair out by time.
Speaker 3: I get to Okay, all right, so let's talk at
Speaker 3: seven twenty five? What time did you say? You can
Speaker 3: go to bed?
Speaker 1: Probably about eleven o'clock this morning and then back up
Speaker 1: at two. Have you got night shift tonight?
Speaker 7: No, I'm off tonight. Goodness. So, but then I'll probably
Speaker 7: try and go to bed about nine and I'll.
Speaker 6: Be right away.
Speaker 3: We bring bedtime.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. You can't sit up watch maths. You've
Speaker 1: got to go a bit earlier.
Speaker 3: Can you go to bed earlier?
Speaker 7: I can try, but I'll probably just lie there because
Speaker 7: I'll be like, yep.
Speaker 3: So one's in year seven. How it's the other child
Speaker 3: in your six.
Speaker 6: So they're all very close to you.
Speaker 3: You know what you should tell them? They need to
Speaker 3: cook dinner for you.
Speaker 1: That's a good solution, Lauren. Good solution.
Speaker 3: Mum needs to put her feet up to bed. Kids
Speaker 3: can pull up their socks tonight.
Speaker 1: You need the going yes, yeah, we'll get Yeah, just
Speaker 1: the gong.
Speaker 3: I mean jays thot. That might help you chill out
Speaker 3: a bit, but I think given your day, Sarah, that
Speaker 3: ain't going to cut it.
Speaker 1: It's bedtime.
Speaker 3: You got something nice for Sarah, Well, she's a nurse.
Speaker 1: A shot of adrenaline. Are you in the body shop?
Speaker 7: No, I'm not a nurse, but I work in an
Speaker 7: emergency department.
Speaker 1: So you got access to the adrenaline the dewberry thing
Speaker 1: from the body shop. Well, I was going to set
Speaker 1: the flowers about that turn here. Fifty dollars were the flowers.
Speaker 1: We're going to send them your way from Flowers for
Speaker 1: Everyone dot com.
Speaker 7: Au fantastic.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much beautiful.
Speaker 1: Well you're not happy with that hat? Do you hate flowers? Youays?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I love flowers, But I mean like dinner would
Speaker 3: have been.
Speaker 1: To look at the body shot.
Speaker 3: She's working all the time.
Speaker 1: Well do you know what? Go to bed, Sarah?
Speaker 3: Coming from Jason who works three hours a day, that
Speaker 3: win just about sleep every night.
Speaker 1: Go straight home, Jason.
Speaker 3: Your dog can't say that to her? Say sorry on
Speaker 3: your dog, the one that gave her because I told
Speaker 3: you to give her something and then you gave us
Speaker 3: something that she's not even gonna have time to say sorry,
Speaker 3: Say sorry, say sorry to start?
Speaker 1: Where is she get her back on the line.
Speaker 3: We don't need another radio show having fights on it.
Speaker 1: Say sorry, I'm taking to Sarah. Are you there? Hello,
Speaker 1: I'd like to apologize. Let me give you something else.
Speaker 1: How about some specsavers?
Speaker 3: Old, no, no, she can go down and get sunglasses.
Speaker 1: You can go down or something like that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, perfect, perfect, you are you?
Speaker 3: You have a great day. Get put them on and
Speaker 3: tell those kids to pull their socks up and help
Speaker 3: them out today.
Speaker 1: You know who else hates Tuesdays? Maddie and Barrick.
Speaker 3: I'm Matt?
Speaker 1: Are I Matt? The gown Yeah, we're good. How are
Speaker 1: you doing good?
Speaker 6: What's going to work?
Speaker 12: What's and I'm two weeks on, two weeks off, so
Speaker 12: two days always boil out days.
Speaker 8: So that's why it's not a good day.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've just had two weeks off, bro.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but you got to go up there for two weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's hard. Where do you have to fly to?
Speaker 12: Poor head?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 3: Wow? And what what are you working? The mines or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Diesel, that's hard work. Send them some flowers. No, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe the body shop.
Speaker 3: Like moist fries.
Speaker 1: Matt. We're going to send you the body shoved Jrewberry
Speaker 1: pack exactly.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 3: You can also smell like drew Berry in the mind. Yeah,
Speaker 3: gloss yourself up to remember when you Yes, yeah, the
Speaker 3: skin will be absolutely lost.
Speaker 1: I won't lose him in there. You got the I
Speaker 1: could smell him. We found him.
Speaker 3: Do you know what some of those fos would do,
Speaker 3: the good smelling spray.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Got the cough.
Speaker 3: The black lives.
Speaker 1: We've got one more Shuesday, Karen. You hate every day, Karen?
Speaker 3: We got Karen on the phone.
Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, I love you guys. Actually make my day
Speaker 12: every day.
Speaker 1: Thanks I'm going to be nice to her. What are
Speaker 1: you about, Karen?
Speaker 12: Well, today's my birthday and I've had all of my
Speaker 12: family calling me this morning, and well we call our
Speaker 12: family the Singing Budgies. So I just had Mum give
Speaker 12: me a call and she saund like she had a
Speaker 12: pack of dart and a slider beering happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Can you give us an example what she's having happy?
Speaker 12: It's very like she's underwater with a snorkelong like. So
Speaker 12: she's the most amazing mom. I love her so much.
Speaker 1: Calling me this morning.
Speaker 12: They're so beautiful.
Speaker 7: What are you going to be so stressful?
Speaker 12: After all?
Speaker 3: So? Oh see you Tuesday is not going to be stressed.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday?
Speaker 1: Can happy birthday?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 12: Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: It's not stressful for you at all. You're can have
Speaker 3: a great day.
Speaker 12: Well it can be when one calls coming in after
Speaker 12: the other.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're actually stressed because the family's contract.
Speaker 1: You can get overwhelming and then you got to get
Speaker 1: back all that. Remember the days yet to reply to
Speaker 1: all the messages. I'm like them, just make you feel better, Caren.
Speaker 1: Do you have something from the body shop? Karen? Now
Speaker 1: we're going to send you some flowers. How about two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty bucks. We're the flowers from Flowers for
Speaker 1: Everyone dot com dot au. That's your muster for your birthday.
Speaker 12: Oh, thank you so much, guys. And you guys are amazing.
Speaker 12: You make my day every day on my way to work,
Speaker 12: you crack me out. You are amazing.
Speaker 3: Do you have to work today on your birthday?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: I just loved BOMs.
Speaker 12: I'm a medical receptionist. I've just loved inm and my
Speaker 12: day will start.
Speaker 3: Surely you have a wonderful day. I hope all your
Speaker 3: patients are lovely too, and don't give you any kind
Speaker 3: of Well.
Speaker 12: That's another then well maybe that's why my day will
Speaker 12: be so pressful.
Speaker 3: But anyway, now you're gonna have a good mone I ca.
Speaker 1: Yeah, happy birthday. It is right on seven thirty. We'll
Speaker 1: check you round to work. Your latest didn't use next?
Speaker 1: This is number one hundred. Well, good morning, medl bene,
Speaker 1: welcome you Tuesday. He footy is days awake.
Speaker 3: It is it's not far way at all.
Speaker 1: What hey? Can I just say what's going on down
Speaker 1: at Richmond? You need to you need to put a
Speaker 1: rocket up your tigers because we have been inviting all
Speaker 1: the clubs in right in the lead up to starting the.
Speaker 3: Seats, some of them have invited themselves in. They're excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of the clubs are pumped. They're coming in,
Speaker 1: they're giving away memberships. Intact, the doggies, it's their day
Speaker 1: to day. And we've got Rory Lobb coming in. He's
Speaker 1: one of the greats and I'll tea very fun your
Speaker 1: Richmond club need to pull their head in because they offered,
Speaker 1: like the receptionist on the phone for three minutes, you.
Speaker 3: Know they wouldn't come on, guys, what Richmond's so busy doing?
Speaker 1: Not training? They're training.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's because I keep saying we're rebuilding
Speaker 3: and they've craped it because I keep saying if Richmond
Speaker 3: won a game yet.
Speaker 1: Well you've got to say something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, Richmond Football Club. I am a paid
Speaker 3: member of like thirty five years, it's probably thirty. I'm
Speaker 3: a bit older than that, but my dad pays my
Speaker 3: membership every year. Can't get a bloody Tiger's player on.
Speaker 3: What are they so busy doing? Hopefully kicking practice? Well,
Speaker 3: god knows we need it.
Speaker 1: Rory Lop, We're going to join us from the Doggies.
Speaker 1: After eight o'clock this morning, we're going to offload a
Speaker 1: couple of memberships. But sticking with sport. You know what
Speaker 1: else is coming up this weekend.
Speaker 3: It's it's all about the Formula One and it's not
Speaker 3: just this weekend on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Yes, it does, and we've got your tickets. We are
Speaker 1: looking for the best Formula one sound. It's the gear
Speaker 1: change that gets me every time.
Speaker 3: We've got some exciting news on tickets too.
Speaker 1: Oh you do, oh yes, we do thirday and twenty
Speaker 1: four to ten to win your way to the Grand Prix.
Speaker 3: It is Grand Prix Week in Melbourne. And now I
Speaker 3: love the sound of the cars. I love everything about
Speaker 3: the Formula I'm.
Speaker 1: Glad to like the sound of the cars.
Speaker 4: Because American Express presents Lakeside Festival at the Formula One
Speaker 4: featuring Mourrat and Logic one thousand on Thursday, March Vibes.
Speaker 4: It gets still available at grand free dot com today.
Speaker 1: Use Jason Loans rever.
Speaker 6: Tickets.
Speaker 1: We do this every year. Give us your best f
Speaker 1: one car sound and we will send you to race
Speaker 1: day on Sunday because Sunday is Race.
Speaker 3: Day and we are upping the steaks Melbourne. All you've
Speaker 3: got to do is make your best Formula one car impersonation.
Speaker 3: Now someone will be winning tickets to Sunday, which you
Speaker 3: cannot buy. It has been sold out for months, but
Speaker 3: we have an upgrade. Get to it on Friday. One
Speaker 3: of the winners will not only have the tickets to Sunday,
Speaker 3: they will also get an F one Paddic tour. Wow,
Speaker 3: and part of it will be it'll be four people.
Speaker 1: No, this is money, can't buy stuff, right, that's right.
Speaker 1: We could have the grand stand as well.
Speaker 3: Get grandstand tickets, you get an F one paddy Now
Speaker 3: it could be you get four or we might have
Speaker 3: two winners get up grade.
Speaker 1: I mean that's where all the big dogs will Yeah
Speaker 1: you might see Yeah, good all drivers apparently word from
Speaker 1: the drivers cars. Everything should arrive in time. We should
Speaker 1: be good to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Jim K might be in the paddy club, Kim, how
Speaker 1: do you know, Kim K might.
Speaker 3: Be there, might be Rita or is singing on Saturday night.
Speaker 1: Jim, good morning morning.
Speaker 6: How are you well?
Speaker 1: Yeah good? You're an F one fan?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah so more than oh yeah all right, Well,
Speaker 3: if you want these Sicket's Sunday.
Speaker 1: Tim.
Speaker 3: It's very simple. You just got to do your best
Speaker 3: F one impersonation, aren't you ready?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Not bad, not going traffic on the straight,
Speaker 1: They're not bad. We've had we've had a lot worse.
Speaker 1: Let's be honest.
Speaker 3: That was sound straight?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: Oscar in Ringwood, North good morning, good morning. Oh alright, sorry,
Speaker 3: Aiden in Ringwood North Morning. Hi, Sorry I got confused
Speaker 3: because Oscar is your favorite driver? Yeah, said you love
Speaker 3: the McLaren's.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I reckon he'll win this year.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, alright, Aidan, give it a Here we go.
Speaker 1: That's solid. That's very very very solid. Slowing down for
Speaker 1: the corner.
Speaker 3: And do you watch all the grand PRIs? Yes? Yeah
Speaker 3: you must have you ever been before?
Speaker 1: What about you wake up the middle of the night
Speaker 1: if it's like you know, the one in Vegas or anything?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, he loves you can tell, you can tell
Speaker 3: you knew what you're doing there?
Speaker 1: All right, Isabella? Are you going to ruin a kid's dreams?
Speaker 1: Good morning? I feel bad, I hope not.
Speaker 3: Don't feel bad.
Speaker 1: It's a competition, you know what, exactly exactly? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: go for it.
Speaker 3: M did you say box box in there?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's box means?
Speaker 1: Come in? Come in the pits? Oh? Is that box box?
Speaker 1: What did they just say? Come in the pits?
Speaker 3: It's too compared to come to the box?
Speaker 1: Why when you go pit pitt box?
Speaker 3: Just because it probably sounds like something else, like what hit?
Speaker 3: Like you've been hit?
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, right.
Speaker 3: Reason Sorry? I think Aiden wins.
Speaker 1: We could get a whole lot better as well. Aiden,
Speaker 1: because we'll find out later in the week if you
Speaker 1: get upgraded, and that would be sick.
Speaker 3: That means you could be in the grandstand. You could
Speaker 3: be walking the paddick with all your favorite drivers.
Speaker 1: Is that dad in the background who's happy?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is dad going too?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good on your dad and Maiden, Well, good luck. We
Speaker 3: might talk to you again on Friday exactly.
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Speaker 1: dot are you Aiden from Ringwood, North? Is going? Aiden?
Speaker 1: Take us the break with your Formula one cars? Sound again? Mate?
Speaker 1: There is certain things we like to debate and that
Speaker 1: is the best things around Melbourne.
Speaker 9: And this week the best top chips in Melbourne you
Speaker 9: get from Central Park Sellars. It's a wine bar in Melbourne.
Speaker 9: They've got thick, crispy chips that are in chicken salt.
Speaker 9: It's a homemade chicken salt. It also comes with a truffle, Aolie.
Speaker 6: Smoky chicks and rich and smoky chicks. Yes, they're like
Speaker 6: the perfect size, perfect amount of christ and really good seasons.
Speaker 1: We must try Melbourne's Best host Chip Edition Potato.
Speaker 3: My goodness, people have got very serious passionate social.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we've done like you know, best cinnamon scrap,
Speaker 1: best potato me, best me with nothing. Best. March has
Speaker 1: gone off Likelourne. Do you know why because the marcher suck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not March of people. No we are not. Now
Speaker 1: they can march are on out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah it wasn't for us, was it.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number Melbourne's best hot Chip.
Speaker 1: We're going to be trying them tomorrow.
Speaker 3: That is very passionate.
Speaker 1: They should be and shop now.
Speaker 2: There's there's there's one outlet that people have been recommending
Speaker 2: to me, and that is Northern Soul instant Kilda. They're
Speaker 2: a they're chips specialist now that's all they sell. Yeah
Speaker 2: do I They do fish and chips as well. They
Speaker 2: do this, you know that spice bag? No, yes, it's
Speaker 2: quite Irish, isn't it? Isn't it Irish jazz? A spice bag?
Speaker 1: What's in it?
Speaker 13: Spice bag is a beautiful Irish delicacy which he would
Speaker 13: usually get in a Chinese chip shop of salt and chili,
Speaker 13: chips and crispy shread and chicken with some onions and
Speaker 13: cups come in there as well. Serve it with Irish
Speaker 13: chip shop curry sauce.
Speaker 1: It is beautiful.
Speaker 3: That sounds absolutely foul.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting, awesome.
Speaker 3: On the first plane back to Ireland. Why do you
Speaker 3: get it from a Chinese chip?
Speaker 1: Chinese? You think in the UK? That's that's the thing
Speaker 1: like Chinese food and don't get a spice bag with
Speaker 1: it in New Zealand and curry sauce.
Speaker 3: We love Chinese food in my house, very familiar with
Speaker 3: the cuisine and they do not serve hot chips.
Speaker 1: New Zealand it a lot. All the fish and chip
Speaker 1: shops are Chinese takeaways.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about New Zealand, mate, don't worry about them.
Speaker 3: They do their own thing. They ain't doing that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got a photo of the Chips online at
Speaker 1: that place hand cut. They look a little well.
Speaker 3: Hawks Farm's the one that everyone is that Hawks Hawks Farm. Now,
Speaker 3: that's the one that I told you about last week.
Speaker 1: They look in.
Speaker 3: Borne down in the morning to Peninsula.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, they're making the track tomorrow. They're
Speaker 1: bringing them in.
Speaker 3: But I don't know how well that travel travel.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's setting up a deep fry here,
Speaker 2: because that's a great investment in our future.
Speaker 3: Because you can't be putting them in the micro Well,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's up to the business to try and
Speaker 1: keep them chip ready.
Speaker 3: Mastership been unfair if they've got to come from the Peninsula.
Speaker 1: I think it's down to the judges, like they do
Speaker 1: a master chef when they try the meals. The meals,
Speaker 1: So we need to take that into account, like was
Speaker 1: the crunch there to travel an hour ago? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 3: Are you are you comparing us to Mastership?
Speaker 1: Which one are you? Matt and you're George, You're the
Speaker 1: dodgy one.
Speaker 3: Love George's master Chef is he a g No?
Speaker 1: George corn barrass was on Mastership? Where do you think
Speaker 1: Preston was from? Married at first?
Speaker 3: So I don't really know. I don't watch cooking shows.
Speaker 3: I don't like them. Shout out to the master Chef Spaceship.
Speaker 3: I'm just, you know, more of a maths girl.
Speaker 1: Mat No.
Speaker 3: I just I find it too overwhelming.
Speaker 1: I don't know that your good friend and George Allen, yeah,
Speaker 1: just not on Mastership, just like in person. He's very
Speaker 1: overwhelming on tape.
Speaker 3: When I saw George on Sunday, say I hated you
Speaker 3: on the telling. I didn't even know who's on the
Speaker 3: tap I watched all the time. I said to him,
Speaker 3: we are doing Melbourne's best, and I said, you should
Speaker 3: come in a big guest charge and we'll do Melbourn's
Speaker 3: best of Lucky.
Speaker 1: Oh was he king?
Speaker 3: Absolutely king? You can only do it on a Friday.
Speaker 1: So that's right, that's right, Lakey's work.
Speaker 3: He's my favorite master Chef Judge.
Speaker 1: Hey, and you know them all? Hey, the other one
Speaker 1: you've recommended to me nine years ago when I moved here,
Speaker 1: you said, Jace, get yourself around Schnitz.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know you nine years ago, because I
Speaker 3: definitely didn't say.
Speaker 1: That it was a weird DM just out of nowhere. Hey,
Speaker 1: Jase working to Melbourne get around five years ago. I
Speaker 1: mean a strong chip. They're very, very consistent.
Speaker 3: It's something in the seasoning there.
Speaker 1: You made a call off the air before you went,
Speaker 1: you know, schnitz chip.
Speaker 3: Oh if you put five hundred chips in front of
Speaker 3: me and that he's.
Speaker 1: Gone a long time.
Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 3: What's wrong that?
Speaker 1: Are you? Your friend? I love chips about our most person.
Speaker 1: You could go another half hour. We've got Rory lob
Speaker 1: standing by get his opinion of it as well.
Speaker 3: He'd be definitely invested in this.
Speaker 1: He looks like a guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we could have Cindy Crawford out there and Jason
Speaker 3: to talk about it.
Speaker 1: She loves chips.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten is our number, Melbourne's best
Speaker 1: top chip. Tomorrow we will try them. A lot of
Speaker 1: people saying seven grams in Richmond. I thought there was
Speaker 1: more like a bricky cafe.
Speaker 3: Seven grand Oh? Is that the one off?
Speaker 1: I think it's up bridgrade, isn't it? Okay? Anyway?
Speaker 3: I think I've been there and I think the chippe
Speaker 3: is are very good. I think they've got good Chippyes,
Speaker 3: seven grams. Where is it? It's not Bridge Switzotherland.
Speaker 1: St Church Street Church, Yes, it's church.
Speaker 3: Been there?
Speaker 1: Good chip chips tomorrow? Were I think you're confusing with
Speaker 1: top Paddock. No, no, top Paddock.
Speaker 3: I won't watch Mastership to go for breakfast or brunch
Speaker 3: the chips.
Speaker 1: You won't catch me after midday. Well, good morning Melbourne. Hey,
Speaker 1: you're on the countdown to the footy season and or
Speaker 1: We Love from the Doggies is about to join us.
Speaker 1: You know him and his wife like to go viral
Speaker 1: on the top.
Speaker 3: It's funny you say that because you just found out
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: The boys have all been saying how good they are
Speaker 3: on the top.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The footy players are getting around it, aren't they.
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: And the footy players and their wives so like becoming
Speaker 3: these like power couples.
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to be joined by Rory in
Speaker 1: a sect first, so let's try and offload some money
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 3: Let's do it. It is time to play the five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars question. We've got three questions lined up for you.
Speaker 3: Aiden from Dingley good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 1: I ate an easy question for fifty medium for five hundred,
Speaker 1: or roll the dice and go for five k. We're
Speaker 1: doing five hundred this morning, mate, Yes we are all right.
Speaker 1: Let's do it five hundred dollars. That is quickly. It's
Speaker 1: you're working car sales and you need a new car.
Speaker 1: Would you cut yourself a dealer?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you get a staff discount?
Speaker 7: I do get a staff discount for it?
Speaker 1: How good is a discount?
Speaker 3: What are you looking at?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What's how good the discount? It's pretty good.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: What sort of car do you want?
Speaker 7: I'm looking at a care At the moment, everyone.
Speaker 3: Is just banging on about how good keys are at
Speaker 3: the moment. A couple of my friends have bought them.
Speaker 1: I didn't be honest. So when I'm in the car yard, no,
Speaker 1: I guess this is the best price you can do,
Speaker 1: and you go, I'll just go and check. And you
Speaker 1: sitting there on the computer punching away. You're not looking
Speaker 1: at anything. Are you just killing time? Then you come
Speaker 1: out and say, now it's the best I can do.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm looking absolutely nothing at right.
Speaker 3: See if we can help contribute to a new car.
Speaker 3: The question is lined up, ready to go. You'll hear
Speaker 3: a three to two one countdown. You've got to answer
Speaker 3: before your time is up.
Speaker 1: All right, are you a fan of the TV show Friends?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 1: Oh you might have this into TV show Friends. What
Speaker 1: is the name of Ross's second wife?
Speaker 3: Three two?
Speaker 8: Rachel?
Speaker 3: You're like Ross, No, it's Emily. But remember when he
Speaker 3: was at the Old Tack he accidentally said Rachel did have.
Speaker 1: To be I? Ross? I Ross, Emily take the rich.
Speaker 3: Emily. Bad start to the marriage ROSSI.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry boss. Alright, all right, I thought I
Speaker 1: got it. Yeah, you didn't know, you didn't, shame. Sorry.
Speaker 3: You have a great day, Aiden, Yeah, thanks you giving
Speaker 3: hit a crack? All right, all Aiden, have a good day,
Speaker 3: and thanks for.
Speaker 1: The honesty about the deal as well. On the cards,
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch what the guy's looking at on
Speaker 1: the laptop next time.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Hey, let's talk forty coming up, we've got club memberships
Speaker 1: to go and we're highlighting the Doggies. Rory Love joins
Speaker 1: us next as we count down to the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: six Toyota AFL Footy season. Hey, coming up, the one
Speaker 1: segment that will put everyone in a great mood, which
Speaker 1: you need on a Tuesday. Words you can't say. If
Speaker 1: there is a word you cannot say, remember we are
Speaker 1: laughing with you, not at Yeah. Well it's footy weather, Jason,
Speaker 1: and it's creeping up on us. It is thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: If you've got a word you can't.
Speaker 2: Say, yep, and joining us in the studio this morning
Speaker 2: is one of the stars of the Western Bulldogs.
Speaker 1: Here our next geinst as a towering defender for the
Speaker 1: Western Bulldogs. Not behind.
Speaker 3: Don't want to.
Speaker 1: Print infant for big man. Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Very love bird, good morning, good morning. Great he's a
Speaker 1: big man. You're right, queen, jeez, that's all are you?
Speaker 1: I'm just under sixteen. Not great to be starting the
Speaker 1: season at the Gabback because I've heard the sheds here
Speaker 1: are quite low, the roof. I remember Mason Crops bitching
Speaker 1: about the three rooms.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're very disjointed. It's a very old stadium. But
Speaker 5: they did upgrade the warm up area, so the warm
Speaker 5: pair is good. But then you have to go through
Speaker 5: sort of like a maze and a few stairs and
Speaker 5: some low beams, which Mason Cox obviously doesn't like, but
Speaker 5: you know, I like to have a concussion running.
Speaker 1: Out under the ground. That's not a good story, little
Speaker 1: Stucky and Stretcher and we haven't started the game.
Speaker 3: How was the off season, Rory?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the off season was amazing.
Speaker 5: I got married twice, got married, got married in at
Speaker 5: a church who were just family, and then we had
Speaker 5: like another wedding with family and friends in the Maldives,
Speaker 5: which was fun.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was really good. My my wife did
Speaker 1: an amazing job at organizing everything. I was. I was
Speaker 1: a yes, no groom, but yeah, it was great. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Now, how many people tricked over to the Maldives, because
Speaker 3: that's it's quite a distance. But I love it when
Speaker 3: people plan a destination.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we ended it was about just under forty So
Speaker 5: turnout it was the standard in the Maldies. I don't
Speaker 5: remember what the island's called. It's actually two years before
Speaker 5: we went there and I proposed, So we went back
Speaker 5: to the exact same spot where I proposed. That's a
Speaker 5: linen job, wouldn't it. I had a linen suit and
Speaker 5: I was it was hot. But we did it at
Speaker 5: nine and we didn't have a ceremony. Yeah, like a
Speaker 5: ceremony anything. We just had a dinner with everyone. Exchange
Speaker 5: bowers sort of hotel discount. Hey, if you got proposed
Speaker 5: to if you come back and do the wedding, we'll
Speaker 5: give you.
Speaker 3: Twenty Yeah, don't mind a loyalty discount. Jac wouldn't cope
Speaker 3: to hot for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she warm or she's warm. Speaking the wife doing
Speaker 1: all preparations for the wedding. We mentioned earlier, even the
Speaker 1: missus like to hit the top. Yes, oh yeah, TikTok
Speaker 1: famous and you are known for your hair, did she
Speaker 1: She did the wedding hair as well as blue. Well,
Speaker 1: for the wedding it was brown hair, so I ended
Speaker 1: up doing blonde for the reaction. No, it's probably better
Speaker 1: than the lobster cut that you had. She would have
Speaker 1: been She would have been shocked if you had that
Speaker 1: on the wedding day. Well, she's getting a bit nervous
Speaker 1: now that footy season started again. And I did say
Speaker 1: to a few people that I'll be doing some random
Speaker 1: stuff again this year and working with a few more charities.
Speaker 1: But I haven't actually told her what I'm getting for
Speaker 1: my two ninth game, which is in opening around this week.
Speaker 1: What is it? I can't tell you. Guys, turn the microphone,
Speaker 1: turn the mics off, and you tell us and then
Speaker 1: we'll turn them back on. People will hear the reaction. Okay,
Speaker 1: three two one, love it. You're got to be in
Speaker 1: the chair for course.
Speaker 3: About Helen, that's going to take to get done to.
Speaker 1: Let's just say there's a bit of variety about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that will be revealed in the first game
Speaker 3: in Brisbane.
Speaker 1: I'll reveal it, reveal it on Thursday, I think, when
Speaker 1: I get it done.
Speaker 3: So where do you go to get all these amazing.
Speaker 5: I've got my guy Jake. He's moved around a little
Speaker 5: bit since I've been with him. He did the Lobster
Speaker 5: last year, but he's in Essendon now. I can't remember
Speaker 5: what where he is exactly now. He's moved around so
Speaker 5: much I don't know. But I just text him on
Speaker 5: Instagram and go and see him.
Speaker 1: I would say this new design is a little bit
Speaker 1: more classier than the lobs.
Speaker 3: It's quite intricate.
Speaker 1: I mean, what does BEV say.
Speaker 5: Bevert doesn't mind. He knows what I'm like as a person.
Speaker 5: I'm always going out there and doing whatever I can
Speaker 5: to win, and the color of my hair doesn't really matter.
Speaker 3: We was just saying the other day, I love having characters.
Speaker 3: You can't all be the same and all be boring.
Speaker 1: That's a bit of excited for sure.
Speaker 5: And that's a part of why I started TikTokers, just
Speaker 5: to show my personality a little bit more. And when
Speaker 5: we're on me, when we're in the media, when we're
Speaker 5: talking to people, we're very straight answer and it's a
Speaker 5: great way for people to actually understand me as a
Speaker 5: person rather than just this guy that plays football.
Speaker 3: So Jace Rory has been doing childhood treats that his
Speaker 3: wife's never tasted. He's been making them for her on
Speaker 3: TikTok so like honey Joys.
Speaker 1: She tried fairy bread.
Speaker 3: She never had fairy bread.
Speaker 1: To one I love the most. The chocolate crackles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't done that yet. But she don't doing my
Speaker 1: kid's parties anymore. Yeah, because they've got sugar in them. Ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's a fun place. No, not me, No, I'm out,
Speaker 1: don't worry.
Speaker 5: Yeah. My wife was born in Yorn's so yeah, and
Speaker 5: she didn't move here until she was ten, so she
Speaker 5: didn't really get the childhood sweets.
Speaker 3: He was eating alligator, that's the delicacy over.
Speaker 1: There, very weird flow of mind. She did not like,
Speaker 1: very bad.
Speaker 10: No No.
Speaker 2: I asked about Bevo before I hosted Melbourne's season launch
Speaker 2: last night, and Max Gorn was talking about how most
Speaker 2: senior coaches he's had, they've always just got a bit
Speaker 2: of a screw.
Speaker 1: Wh It's like they're just a bit weird senior. You've
Speaker 1: got to be a bit different to be a senior coach.
Speaker 2: So I want to ask you about Bevo because Bevo
Speaker 2: quite quite likes quoting movies, doesn't he is there is
Speaker 2: there a theme or a movie he's going with this
Speaker 2: preseason all this year. He comes up with something new
Speaker 2: every week actually, so it's not just movies. I think
Speaker 2: once we had the running with the I love I
Speaker 2: Love the Mighty Ducks for sure. I think one year
Speaker 2: we had like Running with the Bulls and then you'll
Speaker 2: see a couple of the boys when we sing the song,
Speaker 2: like putting bull signs up and stuff.
Speaker 5: But he keeps it nice and fresh. No, it's it's
Speaker 5: really good. And I don't think we have anything this week.
Speaker 5: We get told Captain's Run what the theme is for
Speaker 5: the game. So yeah, it's always interesting.
Speaker 3: Well, you're on the eve of not Round one, what
Speaker 3: is it zeround zero?
Speaker 1: Opening around?
Speaker 3: How are the Doggies feeling this year?
Speaker 1: Really good?
Speaker 5: We've had a great preseason and just had to hit
Speaker 5: out against the Hawks and the boys were humming around.
Speaker 5: It's always hard to tell when you're versing each other
Speaker 5: throughout the whole preseason. You finally get diversa some opposition,
Speaker 5: and you know, we feel like we played really well
Speaker 5: in that game. It's hard to tell in pre season
Speaker 5: as well because not everyone plays there all their players.
Speaker 1: But no, we're excited for the season.
Speaker 5: We were disappointed last year we had fourteen wins who
Speaker 5: didn't make the finals.
Speaker 1: So what missed out on percentage? Didn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think I think we didn't miss out on a percentage.
Speaker 5: Actually I think we had a high percentage because that's
Speaker 5: we had a very high percentage, So we missed that.
Speaker 3: On points that Hey, well, congratulations on the wedding, Good
Speaker 3: luck for the season.
Speaker 1: You're dominated over the Hawks on the weekend as well,
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventeen to seventy three. Jesus. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was in a good mindset going into an opening round.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'll be round well. Hey, Rory love from
Speaker 1: the doggies joining us on the other this morning, we
Speaker 1: got memberships to go as well, eleven games to ninety
Speaker 1: nine bucks. Aar. You can call the membership team today,
Speaker 1: otherwise we're going to offload a couple thirteen twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten. Hey, make good luck for the two hundredth game.
Speaker 1: Thank you this season ahead, appreciate it. And the missus
Speaker 1: reaction to the new hair, yeah, yeah, hopefully she takes
Speaker 1: it well. I mean I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't actually were my wedding at the moment because
Speaker 5: football has jugged my finger. So what I just always
Speaker 5: bang them up, So I can't actually get the.
Speaker 1: Wedding ring on pretty much since we got married.
Speaker 5: As soon as I've going to tatoo of her initials.
Speaker 5: So we have to take it on and off the games.
Speaker 5: So it's good that I can just yeah, I have
Speaker 5: to leave it on Lexi Love. Yes, her name is Alexander,
Speaker 5: but she doesn't go by Alexander at all.
Speaker 3: Lexi Love is such a great name.
Speaker 1: Isn't that sounds like a movie case. If the marriage
Speaker 1: up chopped finger off, you got no one more to go.
Speaker 1: I'll be above the line. Good luck for there happening together. Adele,
Speaker 1: she's done with her residency in Vegas, isn't she like
Speaker 1: a year ago? Yeah, she's she's gone underground. We haven't
Speaker 1: heard from her for she's tangled. Oh no, your headphones
Speaker 1: are Oh my god, you're strangling yourself. Sorry, she's going
Speaker 1: to cut sulation.
Speaker 3: To strangled myself with my headphones.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Adele finished the residency quite some time ago, so we
Speaker 3: haven't seen or from now. She said she was hanging
Speaker 3: up the mic for a while.
Speaker 1: Good for her when Ed would go underground and be
Speaker 1: like turtles on socials and then you wouldn't hear from
Speaker 1: him for two years and then come up with a
Speaker 1: new album.
Speaker 3: Most artists do that. They have a big like album too,
Speaker 3: and then they go like, what we're not saying any
Speaker 3: about Taylor.
Speaker 1: The wedding is coming up. Oh yeah, apparently the invites
Speaker 1: are out.
Speaker 3: Apparently what about Zendaia and Tom Holland got married. He
Speaker 3: didn't tell anyone's secret wedding.
Speaker 1: I find it amazing to them because one's really tall
Speaker 1: and one's really small.
Speaker 3: Who's really tall?
Speaker 1: Yeah, compared to him, he's shocked.
Speaker 3: Who else did I say? Just got married? Oh? Charlotte
Speaker 3: Clair got married Chela Claire surprised.
Speaker 1: Secret wedding Claire not Chocolate de Claire.
Speaker 3: From their Formula one driver. Oh oh, he's so gorgeous,
Speaker 3: and he's got the most gorgeous wife and the most
Speaker 3: gorgeous little sausage dog. No, it's got a blonde sausage dog.
Speaker 3: Who's at the wedding. We don't uh any other surprise wedding.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Okay, maybe ll easily quiet.
Speaker 6: I'm hunting wabbit.
Speaker 1: It's words you can't say. Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number.
Speaker 1: We are doing words you can't say. Is there a
Speaker 1: word you cannot say? Remember, we are laughing with you,
Speaker 1: not at you.
Speaker 3: But sometimes it's not really out. Sometimes we do, how
Speaker 3: funny it is.
Speaker 1: In return, we do have free stuff to go. Thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten is our number. I got two undred
Speaker 1: dollar harras, scarf vouchers. We could send the spect savers
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Speaker 1: Here's some of the crackers we've had in the past. Okay, fillery, yeh, colloquially.
Speaker 3: Colloquially like a colloquialism.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the world is descending into the butchery.
Speaker 3: The world is descending into debauchery.
Speaker 6: I checked my phone regularily.
Speaker 3: Ah, you're putting too many syllables. Now. We we talked
Speaker 3: about this in the meeting the other day. Familiality, familiarity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, you got it.
Speaker 2: You say it, familiarity, familiarity, familiarity, familiarity.
Speaker 3: But I think if I read it, it really is
Speaker 3: there's an extra letter or something.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just a familiar If you slow everything down,
Speaker 1: you're a familiar thing quick for me. Familiarity it's the
Speaker 1: speed it helps you in the way you say it.
Speaker 3: Sorry, familiarity really.
Speaker 1: Hello, Chloe, Hello? What word you cannot say? I use
Speaker 1: it in a sentence? Please, Okay.
Speaker 7: I am walking my child across the progrestrian crossing projection.
Speaker 3: The pedestrian pedestrian crossing. Go again, progrestrian crossing.
Speaker 1: I think it's safer if you let the kid go
Speaker 1: and do it on a Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 3: It's funny when you can't say something how you just
Speaker 3: pivot and you say, I remember when I have to read,
Speaker 3: like in class and you have to read out loud,
Speaker 3: I'm pre read. If there was a word I couldn't say,
Speaker 3: I like, change it I just mumble it, but you
Speaker 3: do now?
Speaker 1: Yes, I hear. Hey, I'm going to check your turn,
Speaker 1: little a harrow scarf out you come on your way.
Speaker 3: Chloe living on Louis and Noble Park, Good morning, Good morning?
Speaker 3: How old are you? Louis? Nine?
Speaker 1: That's okay. You're allowed to allow of stuff words up
Speaker 1: when you're nine. All right, use your word in a sentence, Louis,
Speaker 1: go for it.
Speaker 12: I like my salam with cue bumber?
Speaker 1: Say it?
Speaker 3: You like your salads? I like my salad with cue bumber, Oh, cucumber.
Speaker 1: I like my salad with saying whiskey bumber? Can is
Speaker 1: that one more time for me?
Speaker 7: I like my salad with cue bumber?
Speaker 3: Well that's quite cute, Louis, don't ever change.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 3: Louis is going to be thirty five and like married,
Speaker 3: and he's still saying, could I have a cue bumber
Speaker 3: in my salad?
Speaker 1: Not working a sandwich shop? Hi? H, Louis, We're going
Speaker 1: to hook you up with two hundred dollars office works
Speaker 1: about you, mate? They got some cool stuff there, no worries.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Max can I?
Speaker 3: Max?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 1: We are? Good? Max? And Caroline Springs usual word in
Speaker 1: a sentence.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, so I practiced the art of petera gogy
Speaker 6: Peter gogi something?
Speaker 3: Hang on, well, do you practice.
Speaker 1: The art of.
Speaker 6: Petta gogi? Peter gogie?
Speaker 1: You gotta gody.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're trying to go again?
Speaker 6: Okay, So it's Peter gotchi petter gogi like that?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: So it's actually the art of teaching, so to say.
Speaker 6: And I had to google this. It says the method
Speaker 6: and practice of teaching, especially as an academic academic subject.
Speaker 3: Ah, you teach an academic subject, you kin'd even say
Speaker 3: what it is.
Speaker 1: My kids come home and say where a feeling teacher
Speaker 1: names Max, I'm calling them out of school. I'll give
Speaker 1: you the hot tip, Brady. What you trying to say, pedagogi?
Speaker 1: It is the art of teaching language to go chi.
Speaker 3: I've never even heard of that word. I wouldn't even
Speaker 3: know when to put that in a sense.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks you called Kelly and Ocean. Good morning.
Speaker 3: I'm all in Paris.
Speaker 10: I'm struggling with menopause and I cannot say progesterone.
Speaker 3: That's a tricky one.
Speaker 1: Again, using using in the sentence, I can say testosterone
Speaker 1: but I can't say protest.
Speaker 3: That's funny. Sorry, the progesterone gel you got to get.
Speaker 6: That's exactly right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to be able to ask for that.
Speaker 1: Just point point at the box.
Speaker 3: There would be so many women in perimenopause and menopause
Speaker 3: right now listening to that, laughing that have the same issue.
Speaker 3: How do you say progesterone, pedestroone, progesterone, progest Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: merging pedestrian. I am. That's why I was laughing at
Speaker 3: the other lady because I thought she was saying a
Speaker 3: progesterone crossing.
Speaker 1: Carli in doodcast, Good morning, usual, How are you well?
Speaker 1: Are good? Welcome words? You can't say, go for it.
Speaker 12: It's one boo u of meteorology.
Speaker 7: That's a struggle, the boru of meteoro the bureau, Yeah,
Speaker 7: the big bureau.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I used to struggle with and I was a weather girl,
Speaker 3: and I used to be like, now we're going to
Speaker 3: cross the brewer. You did the mumble thing, yeah, the
Speaker 3: mumble thing, Yeah, now we're going to cross.
Speaker 1: And then after the mumble you come back so confident meteorology.
Speaker 1: He Carlie, hang on live, we'll hook you up with
Speaker 1: the specsavors about You're.
Speaker 8: Okay, amazing, Thank you, have a great day, doll.
Speaker 1: It is just go on twenty one to nine. We're
Speaker 1: going to update your underwork. We'll check your news and
Speaker 1: weather coming up next. Who do we go to for
Speaker 1: the weather, Carli.
Speaker 9: The BurrH of meteorology.
Speaker 1: Well, good morning, everybody, welcome to your Tuesday. I just
Speaker 1: quickly before we move on a little shout out to
Speaker 1: Sarah our boss. Yes, Sarah, her birthday today.
Speaker 3: She hates attention on her but hates attention. So if
Speaker 3: anyone knows Sarah McGilvray, make sure you call her a
Speaker 3: text her, send gifts. You can send gifts to us
Speaker 3: and we'll pass them on. Potentially we might keep them
Speaker 3: if we like them.
Speaker 1: Just I thought it was important to do this because
Speaker 1: I know our team text her to get in early
Speaker 1: and well, and I like to be second on a birthday.
Speaker 3: And the rest of the team Moby knew, and the
Speaker 3: rest of the team did not know, And then it
Speaker 3: became a race to see who could text that.
Speaker 1: That's what it's like in my family. I've got three
Speaker 1: older sisters and then you'll ring like God love them
Speaker 1: my mum and dad were with us, you'd ring mum
Speaker 1: for a birthday and she'd be like your number four.
Speaker 3: Well, we decided that because everyone was going to try
Speaker 3: and text her like, well, we should shout on out
Speaker 3: on the radio because she loves her birthday.
Speaker 1: That's what I did one year for Mother's.
Speaker 3: She's turning thirty two today.
Speaker 1: No, she's not thirty yet.
Speaker 3: She's probably not even listening to she's probably listening.
Speaker 1: To That's what I mean, young in good taste.
Speaker 3: She's probably listening to the Breakfast in Sydney for Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: Happy Birthday, say we love you.
Speaker 1: Because it gets competitive again in my family on Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: I know about with your mum, Liz.
Speaker 3: It doesn't get competitive. I own Mother's Day. My brother
Speaker 3: wouldn't even know it was Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: Well see that's the attitude my sister's had. And then
Speaker 1: one year I got Hugh Jackman to ring my mom
Speaker 1: for Mother's Day. Oh yeah, and Mom was like, okay,
Speaker 1: bye you bye, hangs up, And I just messaged the
Speaker 1: audio to my sister's and went beat that. No, darre Lee,
Speaker 1: little Hamper's going to help you there.
Speaker 3: But they've done like fifty years of it and you've
Speaker 3: done one, I know.
Speaker 1: But one call from Hugh Jackman. No, you know tows
Speaker 1: a body shop out of the wall.
Speaker 3: Moms and their sons. Seriously, I could build my mother
Speaker 3: a house and my brother could put a tea cup
Speaker 3: in it, and my mom would be like, but how
Speaker 3: good's the tea cup?
Speaker 1: Tea cups?
Speaker 3: I love tea.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. I remember when Mum was in hospital
Speaker 1: towards the end and I called her one day and
Speaker 1: she thought she'd hung up, but I could still hear
Speaker 1: her talking to the nurse and she said that one's
Speaker 1: my favorite to the nurse.
Speaker 3: She did that to all of you. She did, she did,
Speaker 3: she did, She did all of you the game with
Speaker 3: all the smart smart Well done.
Speaker 1: Well played, Jen. It's eleven and n this isn't over.
Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne. It it's just going eight to nine.
Speaker 1: We are doing it thanks to our mates at Shell
Speaker 1: already Express. You're on the air with Jason Luren this morning.
Speaker 3: Clint here too, my little dot or not little dogging
Speaker 3: my big dog he Marla. I've got the sausage dog
Speaker 3: Ted and Marla the point Yeah, Ted, Ted's eight, they're
Speaker 3: both dogs.
Speaker 1: Ted's just I don't know reminds me of me. He
Speaker 1: cruises along belly, you slide along the floor. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: short legs, weird combat like twins, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my two dogs, Yes, they're very cute.
Speaker 1: They always best mates. Did you get first?
Speaker 3: Ted first? And then Marla the pointer? But they've both
Speaker 3: got chocolate brown faces. They're like big and small, same head.
Speaker 1: Does Marla the big dog when she lays there? Does
Speaker 1: Ted lay in her?
Speaker 3: Yeah, big spoon, little school.
Speaker 1: Love that, very love that.
Speaker 3: But Marla is always in the walls. There's always something
Speaker 3: like I should be a pet insurance ambassador.
Speaker 1: Now, this is the dog that once ate rice and
Speaker 1: expanded in her stomach.
Speaker 3: She ate uncooked. She found a bag of uncooked rice
Speaker 3: and that was at the bottom of the pantry, and
Speaker 3: ate through the bottom of it, ate it all, and
Speaker 3: then drunk water, and then expanded in her belly. And
Speaker 3: when I took her to the vet, they said they
Speaker 3: did an X ray and checked her or an MRI
Speaker 3: whatever they did on her stomach, and they couldn't tell
Speaker 3: what it was. And they said, is there any chance
Speaker 3: she may have eaten a curtain? Because it was that
Speaker 3: that big jam packed And I was like, I think
Speaker 3: I would have noticed if there was a curtain missing,
Speaker 3: but we didn't at that point know what it was.
Speaker 1: How did the remove or go?
Speaker 3: Well? They sometimes when dogs eat things, they make them vomit,
Speaker 3: which is a really interesting process because they put like
Speaker 3: charcoal in their eye, in their eye, yeah, and it
Speaker 3: makes them they just start vomiting. I think it's no,
Speaker 3: maybe it's not chocolate, something in their eye and it
Speaker 3: makes them vomit, and then as soon as they rinse
Speaker 3: their eyes out they stop. And I've had to do
Speaker 3: it a couple of times with the poor sausage Shock,
Speaker 3: who's actually never done anything wrong, but the big dog,
Speaker 3: Like once she ate a packet of malotonin malotonin gummies
Speaker 3: off the bedside table, but we didn't know if the
Speaker 3: little dog had eaten them too, Yeah, gummies as well,
Speaker 3: So the poor thing he had to go through the
Speaker 3: vomit too. He'd never done.
Speaker 1: Anything, he didn't touch the gummies, blocks.
Speaker 3: Of chocolate, and we don't know which dogs eating it. Yep,
Speaker 3: they both have to vomit. And Ted's like, why do
Speaker 3: you continuously make me vomit?
Speaker 1: I've done nothing, not feed them because Marla just seems
Speaker 1: to that no she's.
Speaker 3: A pointer, and anyone with a pointer knows pointer is
Speaker 3: just eating, eating eat. She does not have the thing
Speaker 3: in her brain which unful.
Speaker 1: I've got that.
Speaker 3: You've got that too. I think you're actually more like anyway,
Speaker 3: she's got to go in for this. She's got a
Speaker 3: little lump on her head. I don't know, old dogs
Speaker 3: just get things, but it's just it's right on her skull,
Speaker 3: so it's like sticking out and it looks ugly and
Speaker 3: it's the vet was like it's got to go, just
Speaker 3: got to be whipped off. But she's got to go
Speaker 3: in for surgery.
Speaker 1: She's scared of the cosmetic or.
Speaker 3: Well no, because they're like they want to test it
Speaker 3: as well, make sure it's fine. They think it's fine,
Speaker 3: but you know, why wouldn't you get it tested when
Speaker 3: you're under do all the other things too, and rack
Speaker 3: up the bill for me. And because she's nervous, they've
Speaker 3: given me anti anxiety means to give her this morning,
Speaker 3: so our mornings we get up very early.
Speaker 1: You're medicated your dog.
Speaker 3: I've got poor who's just had knee surgery. I've got
Speaker 3: the big dog who I'm trying. They're like they're meat
Speaker 3: flavored choice because she's got a fast as well. You
Speaker 3: try fasting a dog who's.
Speaker 1: Meat flavored anxiety tablets.
Speaker 3: Do you think she'd eat them?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: So they were like, you can put it in a
Speaker 3: bit of cheer. So I'm trying to hide these tablets
Speaker 3: in cheese, and she's just eating the cheese and just
Speaker 3: spitting the tablet out meanwhile. So I'm like, right, I'm
Speaker 3: going again.
Speaker 1: Three attempts at our place, I got the four year
Speaker 1: roll with a rash who I'm trying to give a
Speaker 1: like anti stem at the moment, which I'm hiding in
Speaker 1: ice cream.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, But because the dog's fasting, then like you
Speaker 3: can't hide in a little bit of trees, And I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm just going to the tiniest little quarter
Speaker 3: of a teaspoon of food with it in. She ate
Speaker 3: it off the spoon and then just clean like it
Speaker 3: had never ever been to split the tablet out.
Speaker 1: That's what the four year old did. He's like, this
Speaker 1: isn't a chocolate chip and then pop the tablet back out.
Speaker 3: So you can imagine at five o'clock this morning, how
Speaker 3: fun I thought the game was. I'd never think it
Speaker 3: was very fun. And then I have to do the
Speaker 3: thing where you just put in their mouth and you
Speaker 3: have to hold their mouth shut until they swallow it.
Speaker 3: I felt awful.
Speaker 1: What about going the other way? I can't.
Speaker 3: I'd rather have anxiety than anxiety up. Yeah, she'd be
Speaker 3: going to the with anxiety.
Speaker 1: So you can get to positores.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that to my dog, no, or anyone
Speaker 3: for that matter.
Speaker 1: I mean that's going to cause an anxiety, to be honest, when.
Speaker 3: I would be taking the mets.
Speaker 4: This is No.
Speaker 1: One hundred. You are on the air with Calisia as well,
Speaker 1: and that is it. I got out of hell. Thank
Speaker 1: you for.
Speaker 3: Being Sometimes I wish our audience could hear the conversations
Speaker 3: we have off it.
Speaker 1: It was all important stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeahah, we're doing We're getting a new bed, deliver it today.
Speaker 3: So remember the other day I got the mattress to
Speaker 3: live it. And now the bed like the bed frame
Speaker 3: and the mattress couldn't arrive on the same day. Why
Speaker 3: because they purchased from different places.
Speaker 1: But you've got an air task to take the mattress upstairs.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna get their task bed base.
Speaker 3: Ups this one. I remember I told you I'm getting
Speaker 3: someone to put it together.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, We've got We've got the dog having surgery today.
Speaker 3: Paul's had in the operation. It's not really a good
Speaker 3: week to be trying to construct a bitch question. We've
Speaker 3: also got guests staying with us all the way that
Speaker 3: are in town for the Grand frie. Our house is
Speaker 3: like a fun parlor at the moment, pop on for
Speaker 3: any time you want.
Speaker 1: Jason, there's no room.
Speaker 3: It's not it's actually not.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to be Paul's care or be
Speaker 1: shoving tablets up the dogs and norse.
Speaker 3: No, Paul and I are into separate rooms because he's
Speaker 3: got the knee that you can't ge up and down.
Speaker 1: The stairs speak of sleeping separate. I'm thinking about him
Speaker 1: kind of nice.
Speaker 3: I get the whole new big bed Automa. I'm just
Speaker 3: going to keep kicking that sawny.
Speaker 1: And then when you come downstairs, put on your fake
Speaker 1: voice now about missing him. I heard your sleep, Oh
Speaker 1: I miss you upstairs. I'm thinking about getting one.
Speaker 3: Of those machines same having the big king that.
Speaker 1: The sleep machines that they sleep up now.
Speaker 3: I've never used one because I don't have sleep up now.
Speaker 1: But they don't. I mean, they're not the most attractive
Speaker 1: looking thing.
Speaker 3: But you're a big snorer, aren't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Paul's not really Yeah, I look into the
Speaker 1: dark faner machines.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're super sexy, but I think that
Speaker 3: quite important.
Speaker 1: Not breathing well death isn't super sexy either, So make
Speaker 1: your choice.
Speaker 3: Because it's not just about snoring, it's about actually making
Speaker 3: sure your brain gets enough ox.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that could be the problem. I have a
Speaker 1: great day of Ron Melcher Senna. Is it next? Weel Cinema?
Speaker 1: Bye bye, thank you.
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