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Speaker 1: Whippers trying to work out.

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Speaker 2: So this is Carl Carl and then he does the

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Speaker 2: today shot.

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Speaker 3: When I was at high school for me, because they

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Speaker 3: had they struggled with.

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Speaker 4: Wog names names.

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Speaker 3: It was Carl step on, my dick, buddy. Extremely, it

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Speaker 3: was very Queensland, very it was even the teachers step

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Speaker 3: on my present president.

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Speaker 1: If you could get off, that would be great. That's right.

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Speaker 3: And a half.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we had we had.

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Speaker 2: We had rishat mezz and snuff and unfortunately he got

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Speaker 2: turned into rat flem and of you.

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Speaker 4: And when I went to tape, there was a guy

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Speaker 4: there called Johnny Potopolos, right classic and he they used

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Speaker 4: to call him photo Pulus pots over here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah has something you what you're so.

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Speaker 2: White talking talking about wid We had the better Stevanovich

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Speaker 2: on last week.

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Speaker 1: Last week he was he was, he was on fire,

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Speaker 1: He looks happy.

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Speaker 2: Loss. He beat Maddie Degreed in the headline off you're

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Speaker 2: going up against him this morning, but he was, he

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Speaker 2: was looking really good.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I saw him on Saturday.

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Speaker 4: Hemsworth White Party.

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Speaker 1: Who would they?

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Speaker 3: They have crossed the rubicon there. Yeah, it is too hard.

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Speaker 3: This room is saying no when they get the call,

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to it.

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Speaker 1: I'm refusing to get.

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Speaker 3: Wild behaved.

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Speaker 1: I having a pink We're having a pink party.

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Speaker 2: No way, we're going to the white party.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, it's just joking.

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Speaker 3: Where were we joking?

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Speaker 4: Stay focus?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, So we had a little party for my one

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Speaker 3: year old. White parties on.

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Speaker 1: Saturday and the birthday. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's beautiful. Pedro looked disheveled though, did he shovel

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Speaker 3: They got it? Dressed up in an Adidas track? Matching

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Speaker 3: Adidas tracks. I mean, once you've done that, you've crossed

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Speaker 3: the I mean talking about looking like a little drug deal.

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Speaker 3: Did he have a back and yeah? Yeah, yeah, there's

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Speaker 3: a lot of there's a lot of stuff going on

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Speaker 3: in the boys toilets because when.

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Speaker 4: You look at him too, because the paps they follow

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Speaker 4: Sylvia everywhere, Yeah they do, and Pedro is often in

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Speaker 4: the shot. Yeah, and you think, did he get dressed

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Speaker 4: in the dark again?

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Speaker 3: Rest he's got dressed up like his kid, so that

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Speaker 3: the peraps mistake the kid for him, Like Russell Crowe,

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Speaker 3: it's the same person.

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Speaker 4: What am I looking at him?

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Speaker 5: How her legs?

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Speaker 3: I mean, she's still got this thing lifted up under

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Speaker 3: the desk. I don't know it's going to be. It

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Speaker 3: could be a massive compoc claim. I'm just really upset

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Speaker 3: that they didn't think of that fifty years ago. You

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, like all the stuff done. Oh

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Speaker 3: I think to get myself injured?

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Speaker 5: How are things actually in Channel I because I don't understand, Yes,

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Speaker 5: you're still the Russian hack is still completely everything.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's affected Allian more than I because she

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Speaker 3: does preparation run. So it's not the computer's not on

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Speaker 3: or anyway, we've got no scripts sitting us those either.

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Speaker 2: It's like for me, it's like your search history was

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Speaker 2: very Russian anyway, That's.

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Speaker 1: What it was, very Russian.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for saying they actually hacked into your computer

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Speaker 4: just to see what they should have been looking at.

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Speaker 1: That's just the dark web, they write back. Even we're

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Speaker 1: Russian and that's but that's still what's computer. That stuff's

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Speaker 1: not good.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Those crazy Russians.

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Speaker 1: Who is that sixty years old? With the gin and.

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Speaker 4: That's what they tried to stop. COVID couldn't get it. Hey,

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Speaker 4: can we get a love update on Dickie because I

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Speaker 4: know he's very happy in Romance.

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Speaker 3: There he's very happy. It's nice to see the big

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Speaker 3: fella happy. Sorry, you got me, got me?

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Speaker 1: He's very happy, and I look forward to.

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Speaker 3: Him walking down the aisle against.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what do you mean.

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Speaker 4: The headline ran a huge surprise for the family and

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Speaker 4: I thought, no, what another baby?

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Speaker 1: You got a dog. Richard Wilkins is in the headline

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Speaker 1: off today. This is where we take a topical story.

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Speaker 1: You've got to give us your best headline. It is

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Speaker 1: Karl Stefanovic versus Maddie.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it next. Karl Stevanovic in the studio. Maddie

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Speaker 2: Degree a little bit nervous. It's time for the headline.

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Speaker 1: To read out headlines.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes.

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Speaker 5: Lou Baker one of the first things I've ever bought, You.

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Speaker 1: Get cooler, then.

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Speaker 4: Gives about to rippine well metaphorically, we're some headlines. The

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Speaker 4: headline off M d G.

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Speaker 2: You go first, you show Caw how to do it.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you a topical story. You give us your

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Speaker 2: best headline. First story. Angry shopper leaves furious message on

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Speaker 2: an inconsiderate drivers one hundred thousand dollars tesla. Angry shopper

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Speaker 2: leaves a message on a Tesla. Best headline, go, Maddie

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Speaker 2: de great.

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Speaker 5: Hitting a car should leave you embarrassed, but not more

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Speaker 5: than a grown man driving a Yarras.

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Speaker 4: Feels a little bit direct.

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Speaker 1: It's wrong with a y Yeah, it's beautiful twenty ten model.

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Speaker 1: If you're interested or best off, run Maybe I don't

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Speaker 1: think he's interested. I got a land Cruise there running.

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Speaker 3: My brother got Harris.

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Speaker 1: Carlos best headline. Off you go.

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Speaker 3: If the useless Tesla driver leaves you in anger, remember

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Speaker 3: if they're driving at Tesla, they're probably a wanker. It's

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Speaker 3: not funny. It's true.

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Speaker 1: I don't like.

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Speaker 3: I don't like sledges against Tommy, So first one.

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Speaker 2: Charlous feedback noted, all right, Carlos, you're going first here

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Speaker 2: on this one. A retiring cleaner leaves poignant note to

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Speaker 2: aggressive and cruel boss. Retiring cleaner leaves a note to

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Speaker 2: an aggressive and all boss. Best headline, Carlos.

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Speaker 3: Cleana leaves a verbal mess on his way out. But

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Speaker 3: that's nothing compared to what FITZI left in every room

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Speaker 3: of his ex girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: How sorry, mate, I'm sorry, it is true.

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Speaker 3: It is true.

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Speaker 1: How did you know about that?

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Speaker 3: Everyone knows. He told me.

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Speaker 1: He was inspired.

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Speaker 5: Headline being shown the door would bring you the blues.

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Speaker 5: At least you don't have to work on Sky News.

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Speaker 4: They made no joke when he was here.

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Speaker 3: Last week.

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Speaker 1: Very you're a bit on the nose.

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Speaker 3: Give it to.

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Speaker 4: It feels tactical.

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Speaker 1: Al Right, Here we go tiebreak. Who's going to win this? One?

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Speaker 1: Final one? Matt dgreet you go first. Last story.

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Speaker 2: There's a professional bridesmaid who has paid eight thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: to attend weddings.

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Speaker 1: She gets eight grand just to be a bridesmaid. Best headline.

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Speaker 5: Always the bridesmaid, second place in waiting sounds like sunrise

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Speaker 5: in the TV rating.

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Speaker 3: That is right on being paid to love someone's sure

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Speaker 3: wouldn't be easy. And that's why I have so much

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Speaker 3: respect for Lisa Whipley.

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Speaker 4: I have a lot of respects to with mother's dade coming.

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Speaker 3: Up, she should have dropped, donkey, what are you talking

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Speaker 3: about having? You've seen his bank account?

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Speaker 4: But it doesn't make any sense here and you know

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Speaker 4: we're both beautiful together, Carl, I have seen and we

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Speaker 4: are a dirty flowe bank account. What are you going

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Speaker 4: to be the winter?

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Speaker 1: Come o, Pa? That was a big say she's sweating

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Speaker 1: like a pig face car, We love you.

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Speaker 4: For coming in, becoming in.

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Speaker 3: It was historically it was fits and whipper